Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Mind Your Business w/ Kat Wellington

Episode Date: August 24, 2023

SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@bncmap?sub_confirmation=1 Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv  This week, while Connor is away, Brooke invites one of her firs...t internet friends: Kat Wellington! Kat gives her best tips for overcoming first date jitters, her journey to becoming a California girl, and why the Rav4 is perfect. Plus, Brooke and Kat check in on Connor and his outdoor adventures! NEW MERCH OUT NOW: https://shoptmgstudios.com  Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/  If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc  Get 20% OFF @honeylove by going to https://honeylove.com/BANDC! #honeylovepod Try Truly Hard Seltzer today and see what the Lightly Fantastic life is all about. Please drink responsibly. On Tinder, it starts with a Swipe. Download Tinder today and explore all of the possibilities for yourself. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BANDC and get on your way to being your best self. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 Kat Is Proud! 0:25 Intro 1:00 Meeting Our Internet Friends IRL (You Had to Be There) 3:00 How Brooke and Kat Met 6:00 Journaling = Doomsday 7:20 Finding Our Soulmates 11:16 Honey Love 13:18 Kat Moves to LA! 19:43 Truly Hard Seltzer 21:03 Prime Dating Advice (How To Not Feel Physically ILL) 24:20 Making Friends You Can Rot on the Couch With 27:31 Tinder 30:16 The Green Hornet Gummy Story Returns 36:23 Moving Trials and Tribulations 41:04 BetterHelp 42:39 Calling Connor! 43:36 Blind Signing a Lease 46:22 Brooke’s Housewarming Present 49:14 Frankie’s A Petite Girl 52:50 Connor Calls Back! 1:00:55 Cross Necklace Vs Puka Shell Necklace Men 1:06:35 Mind Your Business... 1:08:51 Where to Find Kat 1:10:31 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 This episode is brought to you by Prime. Obsession is in session. And this summer, Prime originals have everything you want. Steamy romances, irresistible love stories, and the book-to-screen favorites you've already read twice. Off-campus, L, every year after, the love hypothesis, Sterling Point, and more. Slow burns, second chances, chemistry you can feel through the screen.
Starting point is 00:00:25 Your next obsession is waiting. Watch only on Prime. Yeah, I actually watched an episode last night. Yeah. The most recent one. That's random. I haven't watched. It's so random.
Starting point is 00:00:38 I haven't watched since the first couple. Uh-huh. And so proud of you all, seriously. Oh, my God. I loved it. I watched another one. Oh, my God. I'm not that I'm shocked.
Starting point is 00:00:48 No, that's really sweet. I might have to binge if that's okay with you. Yeah, that's completely fine. Okay, thank you. If you want. Hey, Brooke. Hi, Connor. Are you ready to MAP?
Starting point is 00:01:05 I'm ready to pee. Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome. Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five. Where were you? In Pennsylvania. Touch grass, might I suggest. We're just going to dive right in today.
Starting point is 00:01:29 I was going to ask, do you guys cuss on here? Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah, freely. Okay. Yeah, so sometimes I'm just, like, disoriented when, like, I'm not call and responding. But I have you and you're, it's going to be fine. The love of my life, which leads me to introducing you.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Okay. Right now. Yeah. We always forget to do. Yeah. Guys, this is one of my closest friends that I'm sure you know. Cat Wellington. No, I'm sure not.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Yes, I'm sure everybody's super excited and they had a feeling you were coming just due to wanting them wanting you here. And me kind of moving here as well. Yeah. I'm so excited to be here. This is amazing. I'm so happy to have you. And I'm so proud of you in this beautiful podcast. I'm actually so proud of you.
Starting point is 00:02:11 It's crazy how far we've come, how far you've come. It is when you think about it because Kat was the first person that I met ever in my life from the internet. In the internet space. Yeah. I had never had internet friends before TikTok. No. God no.
Starting point is 00:02:26 In my life. Your parents were also like what the hell is going on when you were like, I'm going to fly to California kind of with this girl that I just met to see this boy that we just kind of met or haven't met. I think they were like shocked with their core. Right. Just because like I don't. I never once went out of my way to speak to someone or meet someone.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Right. So flying across the country to do so with someone that I also didn't know, I think came as a shock. Yeah. And it came as a shock to me as well. I'm so glad that we did it together though because I couldn't have gone on my own. Never in a million years. And also like I would never do it again.
Starting point is 00:03:04 And looking back, I don't know how I did it. So I think it was like truly divine intervention. I agree. So that I would meet you and Connor and like shape the rest of my life because that's not something I would ever do or I will ever do again. Yeah. So I flew. I drove from Baltimore to Philly to Brooke's old apartment. And we've met for the first time on the street.
Starting point is 00:03:27 And Brooke got so you got so offended that I was like, you are gorge. No, that's not. I didn't get. First of all, I did not get offended. You were like, did you think I was. going to be ugly. No, you said you're skinnier than I thought you were. No, I didn't. I did not say that. Yes, you did. Oh, Brooke, you are a head. I was not offended at all. You are a head shorter than me. Yeah. And I don't know that. You think you're dropped dead gorgeous for one second. Count it. I literally have never
Starting point is 00:03:57 had a friend in my life that like, I'm 5'4. My whole head can sit on yours comfortably. I know. I thought you were going to be tall. That's where I want it all the time. No, that's where I would want your head to. be specifically your head. Yeah. And then, yeah, so we got in your bed together. It was like late at night. Yeah. We just had a sleepover. Mm-hmm. I remember we went. Pillow talk immediately. Immediate pillow talk. And we went TikTok live, which we would never do now. Oh. I mean, I do individually, but I don't think you would ever do. I only like TikTok live if I'm in, like, a very dark place, which is like probably not the time you want to be live. That's when I always went live, if you remember during COVID. Yeah. Very dark. Very dark. And I would.
Starting point is 00:04:36 wouldn't even remember. So the reason that I started on TikTok, I was wine drunk in my parents' basement. I shouldn't have been posting, like, digital fucking footprint. It should not be on the internet what I was posting. And please don't go back and watch. But I would go live and I would not remember it. I, that is a hard. That's bad. Yeah. It is. And it's, it's an interesting piece of the puzzle. Mm-hmm. For sure, because I did the same thing. And that's like, if I'm at my lowest, you can either find me live on TikTok or or journaling. Oh my God. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:09 See, I don't have the journaling part so much down. Like those are both two things that I would say you should do in like a normal. I guess journaling is a good thing to do if you're feeling bad. But like I only journal if I'm feeling bad. So it's like if you open my journal, it's just like you would think that I am like have the worst. I won't open your journal. No, and I would, you could if you wanted to. I don't keep anything.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Okay, great, great. How did you get from journaling to like when I, when I've tried to journal, it's always that, like, I'm thinking someone's going to read it. And, like, I'm writing to perform and I'm writing, like, that it's going to, like, somehow get out there and be a serious piece. Like, how did you get past that? Or do you not experience that? I don't get, no, I am writing, like, very aware. And, like, the first sentence will always be like, I know that I sound like a 13 year old girl.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Because, like, I don't know how you journal without sounding like you're 13. I think that's maybe the point of journal. journaling those to sound like you're 13. Right. And I do kind of write it like a young adult novel. Yeah. Kind of like a Harry Potter fanfic situation. Or more so like a John Green novel.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Yeah. I'm like super self-aware. Like yes, I sound like I'm 13, but I know that. Right. And I'm writing it. You think I'm crazy? I get that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:24 And it will. John Green, I'm sure, would love to read it. I know he would. I will say that I, the only time in my life that I journaled like consistently and not just when I was in a bad place is that time period of like when I met you and I met Connor and like TikTok was happening but I could not go back and read that if you paid me one trillion and six dollars because I'm terrified of what I was saying yeah but I think sometimes it's like you don't need to read it not that I've ever journaled but my advice is you don't need to read it
Starting point is 00:06:58 back yeah it was just good to get it on paper no that's not true I did journal one time after my really bad breakup and it really helped to put it on paper. Oh, you were telling me about that. I posted a video about it. I put that shit on paper and I was like, I'm unstoppable. Literally like 24 hours later, I was in shambles again, but it felt really good at the time. Sometimes it's a really good bandaid. Yeah. Just to like throw it up on the paper. Have you guys talked about that original, I'm sure you have, that original trip on the podcast like us, you guys meeting and stuff? Yes, but it like doesn't come out ever the way that like I would want it to because it feels very much like a I can't explain it like you have to be there thing and that's like the worst kind of thing to talk
Starting point is 00:07:40 about on a podcast yeah because we keep just saying oh you had to be there you literally did have to be there and I'm so sorry that they weren't you know I feel I feel got awful I feel fucking terrible and sick about it yeah but like there's nothing really to say except for we just really hit it off yeah well I think alcohol helped a lot lot. But we were just maybe the, I haven't been, I don't even know if I was funny, but maybe just because we were laughing so much. I think so. I don't feel like I've been that funny since that trip. I agree. Probably. You know, I like never drank. I really didn't drink. I know. I didn't drink in college. Yeah. Because I love that. And I was so scared of being sick.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Mm-hmm. Especially away from home. That's like my least favorite feeling is being sick. and not being like in my own bed and I never felt like college was my own bed so I never felt safe enough to be sickly but for whatever reason when I met you and Connor You felt safe enough in that bunk And I was completely away from home I felt completely safe enough
Starting point is 00:08:42 To feel sick But I never did because I was with you guys And also because we didn't stop drinking I think that could have been at you Yeah yeah That definitely helped It was really really fun And you had to be there
Starting point is 00:08:56 I'm so sorry And then ever since we've just been, what would you say if you could find one word to describe it? Oh, soulmates. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I think so. You believe in soulmates, Brooke? Is you're mine.
Starting point is 00:09:11 Oh, God. Yeah. I believe in, I think there are lots of soulmates and I know that you're one of mine. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. No, it did feel, I remember feeling with you guys like, by the way, to my friends at home, so funny. Love them to that. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:25 But I remember being like, this is like, we just bounced off each other. like crazy. No, yeah. I remember feeling like I've never done like a four day long stand up routine with anyone else. Yes. And we're also constantly, specifically Connor, we're all trying to one up each other. He's trying to like two up us. And he does it well. He does. He does it with poison with grace. Yeah. So it was just like nonstop. And I remember we talked in a way that like a language that didn't make any sense. Right. And we would go live and people were like, what are you saying. Because I feel like you have a very specific way you talk. Yeah. And I have a specific way I talk and then the fusion is like really like yeah. It's scary. It's scary because it doesn't even, you can't
Starting point is 00:10:12 understand it anymore. And we just adopt each other. Yeah. Like I'm doing it now. Like every time I leave from being with you, I'm talking like really kind of like slow. Not to mention I left the trip talking like you. Yeah. Because I spent every waking moment with you. And then I'm getting canceled in my comments for like taking your comedy style like everyone was like you're just trying to be lady afron and i was like i was getting the same thing i can't stop i can't it's not even that i'm trying i just physically and i'm not capable of stuff no and that was a fusion language yeah yeah real if you will literally because it was you as well this the cadence yeah yeah i just maybe had some words to contribute yeah yeah and now we all live in l.a which is fun well okay so after that trip I was like well I'll move to LA of course that's fine yeah and then Connor
Starting point is 00:11:03 was already living he was being in amatic lifestyle in Southern California yeah yeah so it was easy for him but you made like a smart decision to like work I know I don't know if it was smart I just didn't have like responsible right I didn't have the following or like the I shouldn't have been quitting you did no no no no I had like 150,000 followers it's like no you didn't girl work your job like a fan base that is so dedicated to you. I've learned it's not about how many followers you have. It's just like how engaged. How many brand deals you have?
Starting point is 00:11:37 No, of course not. It's just like how engaged. Yeah. No, they've been loyal. They've been loyal. They're so loyal because they're obsessed with you. And so am I. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:46 Yeah. No, I waited. I remember actually right after that trip, which was like super spooky. Like a couple days after I got home, I started working my full-time job. because I graduated college that year. And it was a sales and marketing job. Sales and marketing associate. Sounds like kind of cool.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Like very fun. Yeah. And I like majored in marketing and I was like, oh my God, this is great. It was the only job I could get. I was a leasing agent fully. Do you remember me texting you guys and I was like, I am selling apartments? Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:22 And is that what you had thought that you were going to do when you accepted the job? It was like she did say on the. the interview, it's more sales than marketing. And I was like completely fine because I can't get another job to save the life of me. Cat for the life of me. No, it was COVID. Like I genuinely, I had to get a job. And yeah. And then I was just selling apartments in Baltimore, like downtown Baltimore touring apartments all day long. While posting. TikTok as well. While posting in the building as well. And I'm sure they loved that. Did they know? Yeah, they knew. And my boss, I love her. My, my, my, my co-workers, they all knew. They thought it was like, I was like the youngest one there.
Starting point is 00:13:00 They thought it was like cute. They didn't really care, which was nice. And then, yeah, I mean, I didn't obviously post any, like, personal information. Just the couple of things, like my experience with thinking that the floor to ceiling windows were Florida ceiling. Like, I posted stuff like that. Yeah. And then when you visited for one of the first times Matt King was like talking about this girl on TikTok that was like, thought it was Florida ceilings. And you were like, that's me. He fully quoted my TikTok to me. And he was like, no, it's not. It's this girl on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:13:31 And Kat was like, yes. I hate to be the one to tell you. And he's like, no, no, no. It's this girl that's on TikTok. Exactly right. Exactly right. Yeah, I never had someone quote a video to me, like just in conversation. That was my own.
Starting point is 00:13:45 So that was an interesting, like, new experience. Yeah. I heard someone talking like us, which I guess is just like speaking like English. in anthropology yesterday and they were just like well respectfully and I was like oh my god like do you know I'm right here like should I introduce myself yeah she's a huge fan and then I was like I guess like maybe she's just like speaking like speaking English and like non-necessary. It's a word in the yeah yeah so you know you never you never know but that is one we couldn't stop saying respectfully and still to the day with all due respect transparently yeah and I still use all of those just I try not to use it
Starting point is 00:14:24 three times a sentence. I know. It's kind of how we were operating. If you go back to that time, we should pull up that one like Connor did an ad or something or a TikTok. I have so many things. And the way he was speaking, like looking back on it, it was like that's like scary. It got approval. I know. That's like frightening that we spoke in that manner. But people like, okay, yeah, this is going to sound like your anthropology story. People started talking like that a lot right after that trip. And it probably had nothing. to do with us. But we took full credit. Of course. Yeah, which is kind of how we had no choice though. We had no choice. Yeah. So you moved to L.A. immediately and Brooke was like come with me and I was like,
Starting point is 00:15:05 I can't. I have to stay in Baltimore for two and a half more years and a half more years out of respect for your city, which is sweet. Yeah, exactly. I love Baltimore. Everyone, when I say like, I would visit L.A. I would stay with Brooke and I would talk to people and I'd be like, oh yeah, They'd be like, where are you from? I live in Baltimore. And they're like, why? And I'm like, because it's beautiful. It's beautiful.
Starting point is 00:15:29 It's stunning. You visited. What did you think? I visited. Well, I was obsessed because I was thinking of hairspray. Yes. We couldn't stop singing hairspray. I was obsessed with it.
Starting point is 00:15:38 That was kind of, I didn't stop singing hairspray for two and a few. Yeah. I was, I really liked it. It's cute. It was like the, it's the kind of city. I lived within walking distance in my neighborhood of all my best friends. Yeah. Which are like, you really lived like out of the show, capital F.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Right. I had never heard or seen due to it not being a show. Sure. Yeah, no, it was a good friends moment. Like, because these have been my friends for my entire life and I went to school in Mississippi. So it was cool to have kind of a full circle after college. Like we all went to different colleges and came back and lived within walking distance. So I don't regret it at all. But I didn't, I never really thought I would stay in Maryland.
Starting point is 00:16:16 So then I was like, okay, I will move to San Diego. I love San Diego. one of my favorite places. And then once me and my ex-boyfriend broke up, I was like, I texted you guys. And I was like, ooh, we broke up. It's awful. And you guys were really nice. And you were like, just, you could come here.
Starting point is 00:16:33 And I was like, that's kind of what, that was the first time. Because I like L.A. I just never seen myself really here necessarily. But I love California. I've always wanted to move to California. Actually, my like 10-year-old self, when I went to L.A., I did like the studio tour. I was like, I am moving here. Yeah, so then after that, you guys kind of put that in my head, which was really nice.
Starting point is 00:16:55 And then... Kat, we have been telling you that since you were born. I know, but it was like I had to do it very much on my own terms. And then, yeah, no, it felt good to know that I would have a couple people rather than, like, if I moved to San Diego by myself, I would have no one. Right. So that's why I'm here. Do you see yourself here now that you're here? Just because I'm here, yeah, see it.
Starting point is 00:17:18 I really see it. it um no it's it's weird it's like i go back and forth it's been like a week and a half now for context um kind of resting your nose right there no that's sorry i'm exhausted oh my god please take a nap please oh god cat no no we'll take a nap after for sure um no it's like i have moments where i'm like this is why am i here this is so dramatic why do like it's so embarrassing to move to i'm and then and i'm like i'm so far from my friends and family i'm sitting in my empty apartment like on the floor like what am I doing and then after that I have really once I take myself out of that right then I get going and I go do something and I like walk to the beach or I'll like go on I'm going on
Starting point is 00:18:00 friend dates and real dates and then I'm like this is this is great so for the most part I in my week and a half and a half I've had a lot of fun and I feel like it's going to be really good but it's definitely there's scary times as well I am like astounded but not surprised at how like quickly and well you've settled in. It's like... I couldn't eat for the first three weeks that I moved here, by the way. Lost about six pounds.
Starting point is 00:18:25 Right. Because you did just like panic, dehydration, fear. I'll go home and cry, you know? But I have to... If I get into that, then it's that for a longer duration. Yeah, but that's...
Starting point is 00:18:40 It's just like insane that you don't let yourself stay there. You're really strong. Thank you so much for saying that. I admire you so much. strength. Your strength, especially because you're going on friend dates and date dates. Yeah. And don't think I'm not physically ill for hours before.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Yeah. How do you not throw up? Yeah. Here's a dating question. Okay. How, if you're physically ill, like before, how do you stop being physically ill during? So basically. Because I can't personally.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Personally, and I know that about you, totally. But, like, I sometimes get to the point of, like, I feel actually sick. Like I might actually, I convince myself that I'm really sick, but I'm just anxious about it. And then I just know this about myself, like with after the first couple of minutes of meeting someone, or not even minutes, like seconds. It's like once you get past the interaction of meeting someone, then like you could talk to anyone. You know that. So it's like, I can't personally. Personally, I can't.
Starting point is 00:19:38 You make everyone laugh. Like you meet people all the time. No, you meet people all the time. I'm completely nonverbal if I meet someone for the first time. Okay. I think you could do it is all I'm saying. But yeah, once I get past like I was hanging out with this guy that I met and I. How do you meet via app?
Starting point is 00:19:57 Just via Bumble. Okay. And we can talk about Hinge in a second because I have like a lot of things to say. And there might be tears streaming down my face when I say it. That's completely fine. Yeah, he like I was so nervous. And then once he picked me up and he was like standing there and we hugged and then I got in the car. It was fine.
Starting point is 00:20:14 Via car or moped. Via car then moped the next day. Okay. Yeah. And then. And if you guys see me kind of on the back of the moment, just mind your business a little bit. Like that's actually just for me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:26 It's personal. It's public, but it's personal to me. It's completely private. Yeah. Yeah. But like once I was in the car and got to talking, it's like I know that I can talk to them. And I know that even if they're, even if you have to carry, then like it's over and it's over. Right.
Starting point is 00:20:42 And it's done. Yeah. Like sometimes I know the experience of like feeling sick. and then after the first few seconds feeling okay. Like I get that. Like if I go on a podcast, it's like, oh,
Starting point is 00:20:51 I'm about to throw up onto the mic, but then it kind of sucks itself back down. And then I'm okay. But there are times when it doesn't suck itself back down. It's going up. It does come out and via puke. Uh-huh. So I don't want to do that.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Like, to me, like being on a date is the worst place to have it possibly come up. Yeah. Does that make sense? Yeah. And then when I tell myself that I'm going to have a a panic attack, I will.
Starting point is 00:21:18 Yeah. That's like when I feel like I'm going to pass out. When I get it in my head, I'll pass out. And then you need to lay down with your head between your legs. Yeah. No, I don't know. I just feel like I have to kind of say, because it's like I have you, but we're kind of in a long distance relationship as you're far for me.
Starting point is 00:21:36 Right. Which was kind of intentional because like you have all your amazing friends and I love them all to pieces to my core. But I feel like I need to kind of make my own friends like start. my own life here. Which, like, by the way, I hope you know that if I moved to a city and you had a group of friends, I would move right next to you and insert myself immediately. So I, like, you are, like, beyond well, if you think I didn't, like, look at the place in your apartment complex is very curiously. And I wish you had lived there. Yeah, well, it went really quickly. Yeah. Highly saw it after.
Starting point is 00:22:07 No, I don't know. I wanted to be, like, because I wanted to move to San Diego, like, I wanted Santa Monica's, like, kind of closer to that vibe. I know you're pretty anti-West side, so I No, I'm not. Sorry about that triggers. I want to relocate. And I'm praying you do. Yeah. But I, again, like, I am so the opposite of you and that, like, I would need one of my friends from West Hollywood to go as well.
Starting point is 00:22:29 Well, do I not so much count or Connor? Connor, no. You. Yeah. You, yes. Yeah. He's not super reliable. He told me he was like, I called him and I was still deciding between West Hollywood and, like, Santa Monica area.
Starting point is 00:22:43 And he was like, if you are depressed, like that, I cannot be a person. responsible for that. And I was like, you're not responsible for my depression, like, at all. Right. Right. And that. He always knows just what to say. No, it was really sweet. Yeah. Yeah. And then right after that, I texted my friends and I was like, I am so mad at Connor. I'm moving to West Hollywood. But then I still didn't because I wasn't actually bad. Right. I was like, that is really touching. It is. It is like heartfelt and like whatnot. And I love it. Yeah. I can't get enough. Of course. But yeah. No, it's been good. I've been trying to meet like girls is what like. And you have been on friend dates too.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Only one. I'm being like dramatic, but I have a couple planned. Okay. That's like, that's like beyond. The only friends I have are through people like are really through Connor. I guess everybody I know here is a, is the offspring of Connor somehow. Because God, I would not have put myself out on the line and in the line of fire. And I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:39 The thing that I struggle with is because I have great friends at home. Right. Like it's, yeah. Yeah, I can go on a coffee date and I can go, you know, hang out with someone. But then it's like, how do you get to the stage where you can rot on a couch and, like, not speak? Because it's like we can rot, but it's a far commute to rot with you. Right. I need to be able to, like, sit on the couch on Sunday and watch, like, Trixie Mattel and old frenemies and just, like, not speak and just laugh and, you know.
Starting point is 00:24:09 I don't know. I don't know. Time. Yeah, time. Time. I guess that there's like a coffee date to like come over and meet my cat to come over and watch a movie. Yeah. To then come over and watch a few movies to then come over and watch at via rot protocol. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:34 You know? Yeah. Yeah. We have to work our way up to the rotting. Like just watch one thing so that we can kind of prep and train for watching eight hours of a movie. Because I have to be able to watch eight hours of TV, you know what I mean? Pat, have I ever known what you mean more? No.
Starting point is 00:24:50 And I have to tell you something terrible. I still don't have my TVs because they're still in the moving truck. Oh, I do want to talk about like your moving trials and tribulations. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Walk me through the trials as well as the tribulations. Yeah, the trials and trives. I had to ship my car, which I kind of like, this situation did really happen.
Starting point is 00:25:11 but on social media I feel like it got really over, you know, you know how they do it. Oh, it didn't get like 14 million views. Yes, but then like people just took it really far, which they always do. And that's, and I'm so happy because it really brought my hand gaping up. Yeah. But basically I shipped my Toyota Rav 4, 2014, black kind of done down the side. And you know, I had the same damn one that it was completely scratched. I literally.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Up the side stretch marks like her mother, you know. I love it. I actually was thinking like that was so comforting going to Brooks Place in Philly and seeing her rab that had the same racing stripes as mine. Completely clobbered through every angle. Yeah. And I loved that about it. It was brave of you to get a new one, actually, because I was like.
Starting point is 00:25:52 With my parking spot? With your parking spot. I know. Which have you, do you get the credit that you deserve for that or now? No, no one knows the extent. I literally never. Oh my God. We have never told the story of when.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Do you want to? That's your story. Yeah. I mean, I've told it before of like that first time that like I got. too high and like had that panic attack cat was here visiting and i was basically like talking myself up i was like cat like i am like very cool now that i smoke weed yeah specifically like i do edibles because i'm like very like like like yeah like 420 like because she hadn't seen that side of me so i was very excited and i can't smoke weed because i get crippling anxiety right you know so it's like
Starting point is 00:26:36 cat like check this out like we're going to go to my friend it was sick yeah we're going to go to my friend Patrick's house. So we're going to watch a movie. Like I'm going to take a gummy and just like I'm like it's like I'm so like fun and chill when I do that. Yeah. So I've told the story before but usually I took these like little pink ones. Five milligrams and they were called like bliss like super like happy vibe.
Starting point is 00:26:57 Like we hadn't run out. But we had a PR package of ones called Green Hornet. I'm so familiar. You know the Green Hornet. And they were double the dose, which like doesn't sound like a lot like 10 milligrams. It's not a lot. I thought it sounded like a lot. Right.
Starting point is 00:27:13 But like I'm like I'm a little girl. As I said before on this podcast like I am very like petite. You're so I can't even see you. I know. You're invisible. I know. It's scary. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:24 So I had taken the Green Hornet in its glory double the bliss and I was like this is like fine. But not to mention like Patrick I think took half and you were like I got this. I was like cat watch me like literally a kid like going underwater like one bubbles like watch. Look at me. And then... Would you do that as well? Which I do as well. And then we were watching this movie.
Starting point is 00:27:45 And in the film, there was a, like, gory scene. And then all of a sudden I went from, like, chilling to... I'm actually feeling my body open up as well in the same way that it's being depicted in a film. That was a horrible movie for that to happen. So I had excused myself to the restroom because I was like, oh, I'm just, like, very quickly going to throw up right now. And then I'll come back to the couch and everything will be fine. I'm not a peat from you. You slipped out of that.
Starting point is 00:28:10 I didn't even hear you leave. And then by the time I got to the bathroom, I had passed out, thrown up as well as to my pants. And I didn't know because I was like so high. Like I had no color in my face. And I was like throwing up in this trash can like filling it to the brim. Like not to be gross at all. That's fine. And like completely like like like everything was coming out from.
Starting point is 00:28:37 And I also like couldn't keep my head up because I had like pass out. And I'm thinking, like, in there, I was like, I'm going to die here and I don't know how to tell them. Like, that was my concern. Like, I couldn't, like, text because I was, like, deceased. Yeah. So I couldn't even text you, like, take me to the hospital. And I just, like, didn't know how to communicate that with you. And then after probably, like, and what's crazy is, like, you guys were just, like, watching the movie, like, not knowing that I was, like, fucking on the front lines.
Starting point is 00:29:04 I was on the front lines, like, having, like, the biggest medical emergency of my life dying. And then I think I came out after like 30 minutes. Like no one cared. I didn't realize it had been 30 minutes to be on. And I feel so bad. I literally feel sick about it. And I think at first I was like, I'm fine. You came out.
Starting point is 00:29:27 I mean, yeah, you had no pigment left. It was gone. It was gone. No pigment. You looked at the color of your green goblin. No pigment. And also I had taken Patrick's trash can. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:39 And I was like, I'm going to throw this out. I didn't so much believe you that you had filled it to the brim because I was like, no one fills to the brim because you also have toilet access. But you. I didn't have toilet access because I was going to the toilet. I know, but I didn't realize that. So then when I realized it was both end situation, but you were also able to like, you had and not to be graphic in the slightest, I feel awful. But like coming out of that end, but you still had enough to fill the whole like an overflow situation. hospitalization like I should have taken your wrap and taken you right to the hospital I'm so sorry well I had like
Starting point is 00:30:14 I saved you the bills though you did and so I had like gone outside to throw his trash can in the dumpster got on Amazon order him a new trash can and then I was like okay I think I'm okay yeah like laid down next to you shaking like under the blanket and I was like hey cat would you mind driving me home yeah we're like the movie's about to end I had to text Patrick like what happens in the movie by the way because I had to take Brooke home and that parking spot and that parking spot back to the parking spot is just impossible. Anyway, she couldn't do the parking spot and I'm like, I have my head out the window.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Like, I cannot open my eyes because the like road was like, I was like, there's no way that that is like, yeah. I was driving five miles an hour. I was feeling sickly. Like, I was like, is this good? You were like, no. This is like not good. This is bad.
Starting point is 00:30:57 And then Kat was like, you're going to have to park because the spot. Anyway, this is all to just tell you the parking spot is difficult. It's so tough. Yeah. So I had. actually in that state had to do the parking spot. And you could do it with your iceclubs. And I did it.
Starting point is 00:31:12 And I did it. Green Goblins. Green Goblin style. And I do it every day. And I felt confident enough to get a new car. Yeah. But you have it down. I did clobber my other raft, my 2018 raft.
Starting point is 00:31:25 And that's what? And then I had learned in that spot. And then I had learned how to not clobber it was able to do it while green hoarding and then felt confident enough to get a new car. Yeah. That's awesome. Mm-hmm. But it is like 45.
Starting point is 00:31:37 turn in between not only two cars but a pole as well in addition to a dumpster being right behind it as well as a moped it's like actually the hard it i couldn't imagine it being tougher like you couldn't throw anything else in the mix it already has everything no it really and it's really tight too so when you like how you feel in a parking garage when i'm in a parking garage i'm in a immediate panic it's like it's that and have you ever seen the skulls that are in the garage not so familiar okay i'll send you the skulls there's like literal like human They're obviously not like real human skulls, but there's like just like skulls. I truly probably think so.
Starting point is 00:32:13 Yeah. I think that my I could never, I'm really happy for you for upgrading your Rav, although I did feel kind of like a betrayal. I felt that. Trust me, I felt horrible. Yeah, I bet. But I feel like mine is kind of meant to get clobbered forever. I think cars, you're kind of supposed to bang them around a bit.
Starting point is 00:32:32 I didn't even let you finish your story, by the way, of what happened to your 2018 Rav. 2014. Watch your mouth. I feel horrible projecting my experience on yours Okay I'll tell this really quickly Because it's actually not that interesting But basically I go to ship my car
Starting point is 00:32:47 And you know You give away your car Your most value, you know Without thinking twice No my God I met this guy in a parking lot And he'd This I did say in the video He didn't speak a word to me
Starting point is 00:33:00 And he shouldn't have to And he doesn't have every right Yeah to literally like I He was like here we are Comes up in this giant thing I give him my keys and that's, he's gone. And I'm like, oh my God, okay, perfect. It took about three seconds to watch her go.
Starting point is 00:33:15 And I love to watch her go. Hate to see her go. Yeah, I love it. But then I'm like, I don't even think anything of it because it is one of those things. I had like too much other stuff to stress about to worry about like where in the world is my raft. So basically I, the guy texted me and was like, we'll pick up your car tomorrow. And I was like, oh my God. My car is in transit.
Starting point is 00:33:39 So I said, you already picked up my car. And he responded with the question mark, which is the best text you can get from someone who kind of has one of your greater assets. And I was like, you already picked up my car, you know? And he said, like, we, I can't remember what he said, but it was like, we'll pick it up tomorrow. Period. Point blank. And I was kind of, I just made a video, but I thought it was funny.
Starting point is 00:34:04 because to respond to with a question mark, like, when you're handling someone's vehicle is iconic, to say the least. And I just knew kind of in the back of my mind that the whole car shipping experience is kind of sketchy. So I was just like, whatever happens happens. And it's literally God's plan. So what am I? So good at leaving God's plan up to God herself. What am I going to do, bro? Like, genuinely, what am I going to do?
Starting point is 00:34:27 That's such a good attitude. Like, go get it. Go get it. Right. There's literally nothing you could do. Yeah. I don't know either. So then I asked, he was like, sorry, I texted the wrong person and I was like, perfect. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Yeah. So that was like after the case. And I made a follow up video because everyone was freaking out. But I was also moving in between. Right. And I also wanted more views, so I waited. Yeah. Smart.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Yeah. So then I followed up and he said it was in Jackson, Mississippi. And I was like, oh, my God. Your old stomping ground. Perfect. Yeah. And then I was like, if it's in Mississippi, like, what am I going to, again, what am I going to do? Is that, now, tell me how.
Starting point is 00:35:02 tell me how that's on the way. Oh, it's not. From Maryland to California. No, just it's like a quick kind of pit stop. Yeah, okay. Perfect. Yeah. So, and then I was like, if he says it's in Jackson, Mississippi, then who am I to, like,
Starting point is 00:35:16 not believe him? Right. Other than kind of him sending the question mark and everything. Right. Because they did tell me I'd have tracking on my vehicle. That was, like, one of their selling parts. And I was like, I love that. Like, and then after the fact, after they were able to pick up my car,
Starting point is 00:35:29 I was like, can I have the tracking by the way? And they're like, oh, oh, we do not do that. so much. And I was like, okay. I love it. I love it. Yeah. So then people were literally commenting and they're like, who gives a fuck? It's like a 2014 rap four. Oh, uh, you don't know. And I was like, it's like, it's my, can I just like my video was like, can I just give a fuck about my car? You have every right. I have every right. And this is not sponsored by Toyota. I wish it was for you. Oh, cat. I wish it was for the both of us. Yeah. Because we would lay our lives on the line for that car. I really would. Like I, I, I couldn't vouch for anything more.
Starting point is 00:36:02 too. And the fact that you bought another one, that speaks volumes. It really does. I did not have an easy time getting rid of my first one due to not having the title and not having a valid registration as well as not having insurance. So they didn't make it easy for me. But and that's not your fault. I was going to ask you actually, I was thinking about this yesterday. I don't have a California ID. How did you sell a car? I don't have a California ID. No, no. I was going to ask how you sold a car. That seems so hard. Oh, my pop-op did it for me. Oh my God. Can you do mine? Yeah. He was. But he loves, like, grandpas love doing that kind of stuff. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:35 Like, he loves, like, calling Verizon and, like, also car dealerships. He loves getting the best deal. I don't think my pop-up would love that. Okay, well, I'll get my pop-up on the line. Okay. I know he has connects at the Toyota here in L.A. Oh, my God. What I have been through.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Yeah. Yeah. And trust me, I have been through a lot there. And I know it. And, girl, I know it. Yeah. Connor told me he's going to sell his car and I asked if I could buy it, and he said he would not give me a deal at all.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Again, like, sweet. Should we call him? I understood that. Yeah, let's call him. I miss him so much. I know. It's creepy. Let's do it, man.
Starting point is 00:37:09 What? I bet you. He doesn't have service at this time, but it's worth trying. It's always worth a try, seriously. It says calling, but it's not ringing. You know what I mean? You kind of have the California ours now. No, I, that was more.
Starting point is 00:37:26 Oh, you've kind of always had it a little. No, I know what you mean, but. Crispy ours? Yes. Four, nine, three. Oops. Yeah. So, let me.
Starting point is 00:37:37 We would love to speak to you. We called you, period. Call us back. Period. If you get the chance. Get the chance. Period. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:37:50 No worries. Not one. If not. Period. Don't put pressure on. I'm seriously. Have fun, exclamation. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Yeah. Oh, I also was going to say that I got my moving trials. I got my apartment set unseen, which you and Connor specifically were like, do not do. Right. Like, just like simply do not. Because I was supposed to come here, stay with you and look for places until I found one, which would have been much smarter.
Starting point is 00:38:21 But I, for some reason, had to have a home base as soon as I arrived. And I keep having these experiences where I feel like genuinely inviating. I show up to my apartment. I've got up at 4 a.m. to fly to California and show up to my apartment at like 9 a.m. And the guy just shows up. The girl couldn't meet me, so she was like, my father-in-law is going to meet you.
Starting point is 00:38:45 And I love it. Yeah. And he meets me. Father-in-law is so specific to you. Doesn't say a goddamn word. And I'm like, this is like, I'm moving. Like, this rent is expensive. Like, this is like the craziest thing I've ever done personally living alone.
Starting point is 00:38:58 he walks like does not say he said oh he did say can I help because we I was able to pack seven suitcases on the flight and my cat so it was like a bit of a situation with me and my mom and he said can I help and I said oh we're good normally like you would kind of grab a bag not so much and that's his God given right because I said you're good so he did not help right and then he walked around showed me my apartment and he handed me the key and walked away I was like oh my god yeah yeah this is perfect. I like kind of love those kind of interactions because then it's like I don't have to talk either. I'm obsessed with it other than the fact that like you needed some information. Just like just maybe show me where the trash is. Right. Right. Right. That's literally it. Yeah. I'm out of your hair. I'm so out of your hair. Yeah. I walk in. It's like actually disgusting. Like floors are in a film of dirt. My cat is walking around and like everything. His paws are black. And I'm like that was not. That was not. I said them to spruce it up. Oh my God. Yeah. It was so beautiful. There was like blood on, I not to, I haven't even said that to anyone, but like there was blood on the closet on the kind of on the floor. I was able to scrub it. And it's fine. It comes up. You know, blood comes up. The dirt comes up. Me and my mom spent, I love her. She's a saint. Spent hours scrubbing my place. I didn't say peep to them because like what am I going to say? That's like, I feel like that should be part of the lease. Like you.
Starting point is 00:40:28 move into a place that doesn't have blood in it. Yeah. I mean, it would be a really nice amenity. Like you should get like some sort of deposit. Yeah. And it's like I don't have a gym or a pool. It's just like no blood. Right.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Just that bare men kind of situation. No, but it's good. It's really cute. I looked for the oldest place possible. It looks really cute now that you've. Oh my God. I got you a house forming present. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:40:51 Thank you. It's under your chair. Right now? Yeah. Like should I get it now? Yeah. Okay. if you want it there's two oh there's two parts there's another oh my god there's another one of those under
Starting point is 00:41:05 your chair oh my god let me reach but i know sorry let me feel okay because they're kind of open that one first yeah oh my god i'm so excited it's not that good don't get too excited but it's from anthropology yeah it's sweet it's it's nothing special oh my god i love it okay and you know the second part Okay. Do you know it? Are you familiar with this item? What? Wait, what item?
Starting point is 00:41:30 This item? Yeah, we'll open that part. And then I'll tell you about the item. All right. I love anything in one. I was able to, because I have like, my management has connections to them and they just like furnished another one of their talents, entire apartments. I reached out and I was like, I'm moving babes.
Starting point is 00:41:45 And I did not so much answer. I think I did that as well. Yeah. And they didn't. But that's fine. Oh. It's like a viral on TikTok right now, which is why I had recognized. immediately in the anthropology location.
Starting point is 00:41:59 Oh my. A candle, but also a lamp at the same time when you put that on. I love this, Brooke. Thank you so much. Oh, my God. Yes. Of course, and you can put it on that new table that you have that's gorgeous or anywhere else so that you would want to put it.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Yeah. Oh, my God. I love it. Okay. Love you. It's so cute. Thank you so much. Of course, honey.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Yeah, I got that table from a thrift store and then I also got a desk from that same place. And I've been like, hubbing them up because I'm like, it is a really cool. You're really good at sourcing. Yeah. I love, I've been, that's actually what I'm doing with all my time is just thrifting, which has been really fun. I can't thrift to save my life. Like you would think this, like maybe, oh, like she's cool.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Let's thrifted Amazon. Yeah. Like can't. It is so cute. And like if I ever go to a thrift store, it's like I'm only like gravitating towards this stuff that's like not thrifted. It's like it's in the front like by the register that's like, that's kind of what I was going to say.
Starting point is 00:42:48 I ended up thrifting this desk and I was like, oh my God, it's like this vintage gold desk. I saw it on Wayfair the other day. Yeah. Yeah. So I just like don't have. I want to go with you. Yeah, no, we should go for sure. It's fun.
Starting point is 00:42:58 Furniture, thrift shopping is more fun than clothes for me. And, like, knick-knacks and stuff. That makes sense. Like, it's, it is a really refreshing feeling to get rid of everything that I have. I need to do that. My apartment is so cluttered, as you know. Like, it gives me a migraine. Yeah, but it's kind of like a good, like, maximalist cluttered.
Starting point is 00:43:19 It's so maximalist. But, like, if I add one more thing, then it's, like, over the edge. Yeah. Yeah. And sometimes I can't sleep because I'm like there's too much stuff in my apartment. Even though it's pitch black right now, I know it. Yeah. And me saying I got rid of everything, by the way, I have a moving truck on the way.
Starting point is 00:43:34 I packed my car full and packed seven suitcases. And the fact that I have. And that's realism, baby. And you have a truck on the way. Yeah. But also the fact that I have now a free range rodent walking around my apartment, who Frankie does not have a vacation anymore, by the way. But she does have about 14, like, mats all around my apartment where she poops and pees.
Starting point is 00:43:52 She's kind of taken over the place. It's her apartment. I'm just paying rent. Yeah. And like the sweetest part about it is like I don't even get like the opportunity to pet her. No, God, no. I kind of thought you were being dramatic about that because I was like at least you can get a pet and then she runs away.
Starting point is 00:44:04 I can't even get like a finger on. Yeah. No, sometimes she'll let me like one. Well, you're her mother. Yeah. Yeah. And she'll like follow me around, which is sweet. But I do kind of want a pet that like I can like touch and cuddle.
Starting point is 00:44:16 Yeah. I would say you could get a cat. But I can't get one now. Now they would eat it. Frankie. Because of, um, have you ever talked about Frankie's like, poop situation or no i like don't even know what i don't need to get into poop but no we can it's just like she poop 200 times a day and i'm not exaggerating oh con said he's calling him five oh um i just could
Starting point is 00:44:36 not believe the amount of shit that came out of her and it's like a dainty little woman too like she's so petite like yeah oh my god you guys look so much alike it's like i know um i don't know um i don't want to come across like I like am not keeping like a tidy home. No, I thought you had to change her shit for months. That's how much it was, you guys. It was like piles and piles. I don't like and it's like if I were to like live in an apartment that didn't have Frankie's poop all over it, I would have to be following her around with a vacuum 24-7. So I just like what is there to do? Like I don't know what to do with her. So she just poops in this one spot behind the trash can and it just is what it is.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Yeah, I love her Yeah, no, Kat obsessed with her Yeah Yeah It's like of course I have that Of course
Starting point is 00:45:29 Yeah I didn't see a comment But yeah Yeah I always ask Brooke Like how long is she gonna live And she's like oh my God Like eight years Eight to ten
Starting point is 00:45:37 Eight to ten Yeah so And she'll live ten Yeah so not And we hope you know Fingers crossed For her Fingers cross
Starting point is 00:45:44 100% I love it I do No it is sad Because like I obviously love her like so deeply but I really do want like a cat or a dog and now I just like I'm locked in a dog might be fine like a small dog it's gonna eat her yeah probably so it's like I love her so much and like it would be devastating to give her away but like I don't I don't know what what our future holds
Starting point is 00:46:10 your future holds 10 years with her and then you'll get a dog after that but that's sad yeah so I mean maybe I like do like I beat myself up about it that's just not what people see online That's why social media is fake I'm always posting like oh I love Frankie Which I do but I'm there's like some inner turmoil as well It's so hard to be mom especially to someone that won't look at you in the eye Yeah
Starting point is 00:46:33 I think maybe eventually if you get a bigger place and she had her own Or a room that you could at least like let her free room Then you could get a dog that just doesn't go in that room Yeah I do love like my favorite part about Frankie is like if I'm getting like Dressed in the morning and then I'll just hear like a small little Pitter Pitter had her and look over and there's just like a free range rodent like just like staring at me that i like that i was in such shock by that like it's like her running around i've never seen anything like
Starting point is 00:47:00 it no it's like a pokema oh she's massive she's like the size of a full pig yeah she's like yeah yeah it's definitely something all right it is something special um do we want to talk about anything else that's not no about me well connor chanac called oh my god oh i have nine missed calls oh my god me too What? It worked. I'm sorry. We were so busy. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:47:31 I called, I called nine times. Nine? I had no idea. Well, Connor, how the hell are you? You've got me and Kat on the line. Hey, Con. Oh, hello. Can you hear Kat, by the way?
Starting point is 00:47:44 Kat. I can. Yeah, yeah. Okay, perfect. I can also, I just want to share, I'm in the car with my entire family. Everyone's looking at me. Oh, hey everyone. Hey, everyone.
Starting point is 00:47:56 It's my mom. Hi. Hi. I got an awesome, really excited look for my sister. Yes. Hello. We're wishing they were all here with us, of course. I know.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Well, yeah, of course. Do you want to give us some highlights from your trip? Yeah, I would love to. This is the wrong turn, by the way. We missed it. Yeah, we're right now when we're going hiking. We're going in and out of service. Oh, Connor.
Starting point is 00:48:23 That's amazing. You know, I like my hikes. We do. We have been spending so much time together. And so we got over that first hump that I always tell you about that we have the ups and the downs, right? My mom just said, oh, my God, and covered her ears. And we start out every trip with a huge fight. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:46 And so I went ahead and spearheaded that operation this time. That's sweet of you. Do you want to talk about it or is it too fresh? Well, it's just the The closeness physically of all of us right now Kind of in the car Right, right
Starting point is 00:48:59 It's something that's hard to explain We are luckily in McKinsey's boyfriend Mitch is forerunner Hey man Send our love to Mitch by the way Would you mind sending our love to Mitch Oh, um Hey Mitchell you've got
Starting point is 00:49:15 Love you've got some love Coming your way via phone He said yes Very cool, very cool My dad is actually on track to set the most consistent record for smallest sedans able to be rented in America Which is cool because we have five people in our party So that's that's been really fun Yeah
Starting point is 00:49:40 Can you guys can you guys hold can you pause the fight? Sure Oh I thought you're talking about us Yeah we'll wait and no worries What's everyone fighting about? Let me clock into the conversation. Let me see. Maybe the direction.
Starting point is 00:50:01 Right. I'm hearing a slight raised voices. What do you guys? Like, it's actually 30 seconds still we're out of the car. Could we hold on just one second? It's better in the car. Yeah. Titer speed.
Starting point is 00:50:14 How's the podcast going? Are you guys nailing it? You could say that. Yeah. Yeah. God, yeah. I feel like we were like a little rust at the beginning, but then we really got into it.
Starting point is 00:50:24 Because, you know, I get shy at the beginning when I don't have you. Yeah, I know. Well, it's cats. You're obviously good hands. No, I know. Of course. It's scary to be the one that's out because once you do hit your stride with a guest. Right.
Starting point is 00:50:40 You're like, oh, is this, I can't ask like with this person. So I don't want you to do that. Okay. I didn't know you felt that way before. So. Well, I listened to all your episodes when I'm gone and I'm like, This is like way I'm there. So I hope that it sucked a little bit.
Starting point is 00:50:58 Yeah. I wanted to quickly talk because I'm going to forget by the next, by the time I'm back on the clock, by the next time I'm in office, it will have aged a long time. But surely you guys have, you guys heard the Brianna Plan Bria uncut podcast where they pranked me, right? Oh, I've been seeing Matt Connor. Surely I have not. Okay. So Kat, let me walk you through it.
Starting point is 00:51:21 So the other day, um, I'm trying to think now. Here, Kat, why don't you? Here, I need to take that. Tell me everything. It was Wednesday, day morning I woke up to like, like, what was the weather like? The weather? That the scene.
Starting point is 00:51:37 It was nice out. It was really nice out. Okay, good. It was like one of the better mornings I've had in a long time, just weather-wise. I sat outside and had my coffee. But as I'm sitting outside having my coffee and an apple, I was inundated, flooded with notifications from every app. And most of them were comments
Starting point is 00:51:56 and I'm like, oh, I'm going viral, I assume for something bad. And then I start looking and all the comments are the same. They say, I love your style of comedy reminds me of Instagram. I did see this. I just didn't know what it was from.
Starting point is 00:52:11 Yeah. Well, I'm thinking, hopefully these are bots or else this is going to really affect my mental, right? Right. And then I start doing a deep dive on some of the accounts, not bots at all, very active.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Instagram accounts across the board. And so I start DMing some of these people. What do you talk? Please tell me what you're talking about. No one will respond. They're reading my messages. One girl responds said, I, I ain't no snitch. And so I go, okay, something's happening that's like on a podcast.
Starting point is 00:52:38 So I start listening to everybody's podcasts that I know that's in my circle. And at the end of the day, I'd say probably 15 hours went by. I listen to all of, I'm listening to these podcasts. by the way, I probably listen to 11 podcasts. I listen to them all in two ends. I'm kind of listening to like 15-minute episodes and just like me for my name. And finally at the end of Planned Brianna,
Starting point is 00:53:00 I don't know what episode last week, Grace O'Malley and Brianna were talking and they're like, let's pull a prank on somebody like they did this spin-swa back in the day. And so they said everyone go comment on Fibula's Instagram and say that his style of comedy reminds you of Instagram. And how do you? did that make you feel?
Starting point is 00:53:22 It worried me a lot. You're right. I don't like any feedback that isn't just like, you're awesome. Like, everything you do is great. Yeah, you're perfect. Yeah, so that got to me all day. I'm going to do like a little bit of an episode. But can I ask you something?
Starting point is 00:53:38 You had to have known it was from, like, obviously everyone commenting the exact same thing. Like, you know it's from something. It's not like genuine feedback, right? I want you to spend one day in my head. I'll spend one day in your shoes And yeah One day in my heels Brooke and I all were saying
Starting point is 00:53:55 Like if you can switch Once you get a couple of those cars Like oh this is funny Brooke had me Brooke had to show me how to block phrases On Instagram Now I have every single word in that sentence Blocked
Starting point is 00:54:05 So people are unable to comment that On my page now You should have kept it for the engagement I can't You can't take the criticism That's not real criticism It feels like I have No
Starting point is 00:54:16 If I read that sentence one word It feels like a termite is burrowing in my frontal lobe. Well, we're all praying for you seriously. All right. I'm sorry, honey. That sounds hard, but we know you're doing the best that you can with what you have. Literally. All right.
Starting point is 00:54:37 All right. All right. We love you. We love you to peace. Okay. Love you. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:54:46 Thank you. Oh, of course. Wish you were here. Okay. We'll see you next week. miss you I'm not I love how he's like always prepared with like a
Starting point is 00:54:55 10 minute like not taking a breath like yeah stand upset love him I can't believe he consumed all that content rather than like don't what would you do I would probably like look up in their followers you know I don't know
Starting point is 00:55:11 oh like you mean that he listened to those podcasts to figure out that's a lot of time I would just post on my story what's happening and wait for me yeah Yeah, that's what I would probably do too Well, anyway, I have a game I want to play that I saw on TikTok Last night that I sent to you. Oh, yeah, I'm excited about this. Where are these girls on TikTok were saying,
Starting point is 00:55:30 every guy can be categorized by either cross necklace or pukeshell necklace Uh-huh. Or cross-neckless wanting to be pukeshell necklace or pukeshell necklace wanting Oh, I don't even think I saw that aspect. Oh, yeah. So there's four categories of man. Okay. Does that make sense?
Starting point is 00:55:47 So Pugasel cross necklace And then Pugachel wants to be cross necklace And cross necklace who wants to be Pugusel? 100%. A hundred percent And I feel like Like once I read that I was like Oh my God 159%
Starting point is 00:56:00 That's correct Yeah Did you think of some guys? Yeah I have some guys that I'm going to give you And you can tell me what you think they are And I'll let you know if I agree or not Okay
Starting point is 00:56:10 That does that sound And then you could give me some too Okay if I think of something for sure Okay here's a good one I'm gonna do like make sure I know who they are I'm gonna do like characters oh my god yeah okay pita from the hunger games
Starting point is 00:56:25 I think he's Pucaschal wants to be cross necklace really I was gonna say just Pukeshell what part of him do you think is wanting to be cross vibes I don't know like he I think he wanted he had that whole stage where he wanted to be like really cool yeah he like had the spotlight and he loved it
Starting point is 00:56:44 yeah I guess you're right but I don't know but is a cross Cross necklace really like cool. Is that what we're... It just is. Like you just know what it is when you see it. Yeah. Oh my God. I could so see him in either. Yeah. I guess right there he's totally wanting to be cross necklace. He wants cross necklace so bad. But he is Pugoshel at heart. And then I feel like towards the end of the trilogy embraces his Pugosell energy. Yeah. Okay. Well, just on that. On that same, you know, train. I saw yesterday pre-post something on TikTok about Finnic. Which I was dying at. I don't know. We should plug that somewhere because I love those TikTok. That video, it's like those two. It's like this meme, which I just learned memes can be videos by the way, which is very cool.
Starting point is 00:57:25 That's awesome, yeah. It's this TikTok of like, do you have it? Maybe. It was really cracking me. It's like two friends like cackling to where you can't catch your breath. And it's like me and my friends when we try to. What is it? When we get picked to be in the Hunger Games and like we'll get, when we volunteer as tribute to be in the hunger game so we can have a conversation with Finnic.
Starting point is 00:57:45 Which I love something. I love memes. I really do. Love memes, love Finnic. What would Finnic be to you? Hell, he's total cross. Yeah. Don't you think?
Starting point is 00:57:54 Your pure bread. Yeah, he's purebred cross necklace. Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay, here's kind of a hard one. Okay. Harry Potter. I knew you were going to do Harry.
Starting point is 00:58:03 You did? Yeah. This is so hard. I, like, I've never been faced with something so hard. Uh-huh. I feel like he is maybe a cross necklace. I agree 100%. Which is.
Starting point is 00:58:16 is really scary to say. But don't you think Ron is Pooka shell completely? I feel like the- Pucashell core. Like male friendships, there's always like a cross and a puka. There's always a cross in a puka. Out of whatever you think we are? I don't think it applies to girls.
Starting point is 00:58:33 Okay, yeah. Do you? Do you? No. No. Not at all. They could never put us in a box if they tried. I guess like if the equivalent would be like
Starting point is 00:58:40 Birkenstocks or like Air Force Ones or like. not those at all, actually. I'm trying to think of an identical adjacent. Adidas or something. Oh, okay. Like gazelles or whatever they are. Yeah, gazelles. But it's like not, it's not equivalent.
Starting point is 00:58:59 It's not. You can't. Connor. Oh, my gosh. Connor W. I think he is, he has some aspects of puka, but he would never admit that. So I think it's like. Oh, I think he wants to be puka.
Starting point is 00:59:15 Oh, really? Yeah. I think he's a kind of a verse in that way. He could be versed. He could be completely versed. Yeah. Oh my God. I think he's actually like totally versed now that you mentioned.
Starting point is 00:59:28 Yeah. Like he's sometimes cross wanting to be puka. Sometimes he wanted to be crossed. And he never knows exactly what he wants. Yeah, he's finding himself and he'll be the first to admit that. And he'll be the first to admit that. And I think, yeah, some days he wakes up and he's like, let me throw on my puka. Sometimes he wakes up and throws on his cross.
Starting point is 00:59:44 And sometimes he'll double chain it. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Wow, very cool. Does he wear a necklace? He's experimented with his body a few times with jewelry and whatnot. He'll do ring sometimes. So he doesn't have like a go-to chain.
Starting point is 00:59:58 Remember that one time he was doing that like Cartier screw bracelet? That was a unique time. No, I don't remember that. I'm jealous that you have that memory. Yeah, I think I just reached out of it somewhere. You know how like guys say that your chain or at least my friends say that if you have like an everyday chain as a man or just a necklace in general it has to be it has to be kind of it has to come to you like you can't go buy it oh cat i love that yeah yeah because as a man it's like you can't really seek out a chain
Starting point is 01:00:28 right and order it and wear it something kind of yeah it has to you have to inherit it yeah or even just like find it yeah that's true mm-hmm i believe you yeah all-heartedly okay how about your um new moped gentleman. Oh my God. I specifically told him I wouldn't talk about him. Oh. But I love him and it's all positive.
Starting point is 01:00:47 Yeah. This is a pot. He's a pot. He's a pot. He's a poca. And we love him for it. Yeah, we do. He's pure.
Starting point is 01:00:53 And if you see him on a moped with a puka shell necklace, mind your own. Mind your. And if I'm also wearing one behind him, when I, he showed up on the moped and he was like, here's your helmet. And I was like, hey, trigger warning massive head. Like if it doesn't fit, like that's just a part of it. it, whatever. It fit, like a glove. Thank God. And then I had to wear his sunglasses as well
Starting point is 01:01:15 because he said like bugs will fly in my eyes. I looked like a damn fool on the back of that moped. And I'm grasping onto this man that I met the day before. And like it was my job. I would love to have like be someone that like knows you from the internet and like just like drive up next to that and see that fight. That's my cousin said the same thing. Like imagine seeing like your favorite TikTok are like on the back of like in that state. I love it And that was on the way to a hike, by the way, and I forgot to tell you.
Starting point is 01:01:44 I'm like, I haven't worked out in a couple months just due to personal reasons of not wanting to. And we started the hike, and it was the kind of thing, like, I had to get my body used to it. I was so out of breath. Never go on a hiking date. I would never do that in a million years.
Starting point is 01:01:59 I don't even go hiking with friends. Yeah. Or I tell them just go in front of me, please. I was dry, like, I was dry heaving. I could get a word in every, like, 10 seconds. Yeah. Like, I was talking about, I think he was asking like what friends I had here and I was like my friend
Starting point is 01:02:13 Brooke but she lives really far away like I'm like I could not get the words in no it was so I had to like actually just tell him straight up like hey I'm kind of going through something right and then we got to about what I felt like it should have been well over like it had been hours and we get to this like beautiful what spot and he's like I think we're almost like halfway and I was like I have to call nine one one like I have to because I'm not going to make it. the rest of the way. Did you turn around? No, because then I didn't realize it was like a circle. So I was thinking we'd have to like redo it. But it was fine. I was fine. I was fine. But it was it won't happen again. Let's just say that. I think one time, I think it was maybe Tanks when like I first met her. She was like, do you want to go do Runyon? And I was just like, no. Do you want to get coffee though? Like I will not, like I cannot speak to someone. I just thought it was a fun idea because I was like, I would love to do a hike. Yeah. I'm new here. Like I want to see everywhere.
Starting point is 01:03:09 Like I can look out the moathead and kind of look around. But yeah, it won't be happening so much again ever. No. Okay. Well, we didn't talk about anything on our. Did you want to? Is it open? We'll do the bonus.
Starting point is 01:03:24 Don't worry. Oh, my gosh. Awesome. So we can talk about, you know, more so like pop culture things. Sorry we didn't get to anything. Sorry we didn't get to one thing. But for example, we have, what do we have? Scooter Braun, that whole thing that we didn't talk to Scoot.
Starting point is 01:03:40 Yeah. That we didn't talk about. And, you know, just like, happy Halloween, by the way. Thank you. Yeah. So we'll get into the spirit. Yeah. And by the way, you guys, I think I met Scooter when I was like 12.
Starting point is 01:03:56 So if you see a photo of me with him, don't cancel me. We don't have close association at all. You're past the statute of limitations. Yes, thank you. Okay, wait. Can you plug everything that you do? I would love to. Okay, go ahead and do that for me now, Kat.
Starting point is 01:04:09 My TikTok is wash your pillowcases. Can't give an explanation for that one at this time. That's fine. Nothing special. And then my Instagram is just Kat Wellington. My podcast is with my childhood best friend called Impossible to Say, where we just gossip and tell stories and just, you know, it's great. She's even funier than I am.
Starting point is 01:04:32 So we have a lot of fun there. It's so good. And you're so good at, like, advice and, Yeah, we do give it. We have an advice segment as well. Reading through like impossible situations and give it your take, which we'll do in the bonus because Kat is an expert. So you will want to tune in.
Starting point is 01:04:47 Absolutely. Thank you, Brooke. I love you. Yeah. Love you. Is that a much podcast, TikTok? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:54 Okay. Perf. I love it, Kat. I love it. Thanks for having me. Kat, thank you so much for coming. Bye guys. I adore you and I can't wait for you to come back.
Starting point is 01:05:03 We'd love to. 50 more times. And anytime you want him here. And thanks, guys. we'll see you in the bonus. Bye. This week, I'm close friends. The only time I've been to the Caribbean
Starting point is 01:05:13 is when I went on that accidental honeymoon with my dad. You're always what Sean Men says. You cannot stay away from him. You can't stay away from me. I fear that I would be like, your dad is a piece of shit. But I was more of a Polly Pocket Girl.
Starting point is 01:05:26 It is such universal experience of chewing on those. Like the taste of that. Oh, no. It's like sugarfish level. Sign up on TMG Studios.tv to watch a full bonus episode.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.