Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Moving In With Emma Chamberlain

Episode Date: September 29, 2022

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No, don't say it Oh no, I'm gonna bury the lead For you real quick One time, Emma And Emma was at Craigs When Brooke was at Craig's? No, it wasn't Craigs. Where was it? Spartina.

Spartina. Broke out. I went up and said hi. Yes. Because I was being super friendly. Yeah. And she had, but I don't know if she stills at TikTok

but she followed me on there and I said, she knew who I, She knew who I was. She mentioned Brooke and I long, long ago in an article. She definitely knew who I was. So I went up and I was like, hi. And she was like, oh, my God, hi.

And we hugged and it was sweet. And I was a fucking idiot. And I was like trying to take a sneaky picture to send a Connor and be like, look, look who's here. And she saw me taking a picture. And the image is just her flipping me off in the picture. Like in a joking way, but I haven't recovered. So awesome. Oh, didn't.

Yeah. That is like the funniest. thing that I've ever, you see me the photo and I was peeing my pants. Oh, that's a Sarah. I have a lot of reparations to make. Hey, everyone. Hi, guys. Welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast.

What a week we've had. Seriously. Yeah. How about you get into it? Well, I mean, we really were looking at each other and we're like, we really haven't had a week. And then we kind of started breaking things down. It was like, yeah, I guess we have.

Yeah. Something happened to me this morning. So they do have new fidgets, though. Oh, yeah. We should probably just get that. the elephant out of the room. Yeah. These fidgets aren't green, which is really helpful for us because they're not going to, what's it called when they black out on the green screen? Green out. They green out. They green out. They green because they're going to green out. Because they're not green. And there was a comment that said, you stem,

stimming is like seeking sensory input. Wait. Like stimulation. Like stimulation. Oh, seeking stimulation via. Via the fidgets. And you seek stimulation in an ADHD way. Someone's at an eye seek it in an ASG. D-Way, which is autism. So it's just something to think about. You guys keep leaving comments, keep being curious, and keep diagnosing us. Perfect. Yeah.

Something happened to this morning. Yeah, okay, so there's this woman that, like, either, I don't really know if she lives in my neighborhood or what, but I always see her and, like, running. She goes on runs, but I thought it was a homeless person because of the way that she's always screaming, like, at the top of her lungs. and but I've never like sotted out I'm usually like in my car and I hear just like screaming and I always roll my one and out you know it's like who's screaming today it's always just woman and she's on different area in different areas like where I am but um the other day I was walking to or no my this coffee shop near my house and I see her and I was like I'm gonna go tomorrow at the same time she was like running away I'm gonna go tomorrow at the same time and like try to figure out what she's saying okay and so this morning I went and And I walked over to my coffee shop at the same time. So she has a route.

And so I'm like kind of, I'm like, okay, she has a route. I get kind of closer. I'm like, oh, this is not a homeless person at all. This woman's wearing like aloe set and aloe set. Jogging set. You can be homeless and wear an aloe set. It's pretty expensive. Yeah, but you could find it.

Maybe she did homeless influence. So she. They exist. What, homeless influencers? Really? Yeah. I'd love to do a deep dive in homeless influencers. Well, those people that are like a day in the life of me

as a chosen homeless person. Like they're opting to be homeless, which is a whole can of worms. Seems problem. We don't even need to get into. But maybe she's one of those. I don't know because she's not filming anything. I don't even, she's not listening to music either.

So I'm walking. She's making her own music. There's probably tons of music in her head. I'm walking by her this morning. I get closer. I see the alo set. And she's at a, she's at the intersection near my house.

And it's a stoplight. And there's, cars parked at the side are not parts but just at the red light and she's going two middle fingers to these cars fuck you fuck you but smile across her face and fuck you and big fuck you and i walk up and i'm like stick it to the man yeah yeah hell yeah like i don't know who like i don't know what's firing you up today i never noticed that she was screaming obscenities and it this is 730 in the morning that's like the time that you want to be doing that hit the ground running yeah fuck everybody Yeah, totally.

Fuck you on your commute. And then she looks at me and goes, get moving, gay boy! I'm like, all right. So I'd love to kind of figure out what her deal is. I'm equally intrigued as I am. I'm not even scared of her. She didn't have like an aura about her that was like threatening.

Maybe we could offer her a fidget. Maybe we could have her on the show. and I'm being so serious. Oh, that would give me pause. Pause? Yeah. What's that? Like, I would pause.

It would give you pause? It would give me pause. That's an expression. Oh, I've never heard that. Really? Oh, like, that gives me pause. Like, that makes me step back for a second and think. I'm going to start saying that.

Yeah, yeah, it's a good one. It's a good one. It gives me pause. Just because I think, like, if she were to say something to me, I would get my feelings hurt. I could imagine some of the stuff she would say to you. Yeah. What do you think she would say to me, Connor? I know, I mean, I can't literally verbatim think it, but I bet she'd be like,

She'd have a field day with me. Fuck you. Yeah. She'd have a field day with you. I'd think that she's in great shape because she's running and. It sounds like she's constantly running. Screaming on the top of her lungs all the time. Just like, calm me off guard.

And again, I wasn't like, ooh. You know, I was like, oh, morning to you as well. I wonder if every time she's been screaming and you haven't quite heard her, she's been screaming gay boy at you. She's never, she's not directed anything. at me before. But gay boy was directed at you. Yeah, that was direct.

That was like, I didn't even, like, there was no one else. I wasn't even like, okay. What was your reaction? None? I was like, this is my first time being close enough to hear what you're saying.

So I was like, oh. Yeah. Totally. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Again, like, I don't think it, I mean, it's obviously, it may be a choice, but it also may be a situation.

It sounds like a situation. Yeah. But again, not threatening. It's loud enough to where it might be disturbing the piece, but I, that's good, not bogging me. A little spice to my morning, if anything. And she's exercising. I don't know whatever.

Do what you want to do. Okay. Good story. Yeah. Sorry. I need it. Just like as a developing story, more on that later. Yeah.

I'm sure she'll be a recurring character. I just wanted on the record. In the BN's fee. Bens fee. B and C universe Universal sphere I just wonder on the record The other thing that happened

Was I was looking at my A year ago today on Snapchat And I've officially had Snapchat For like six years So I'm getting six years ago today Which is really weird You know like when they first came out with memories It was like one year ago today

And I was like oh weird Yeah And now it's like six years ago today Remember time hop? Yeah I never had that because I didn't really I didn't really use Facebook But

Yeah but it was like Twitter Instagram, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and what's the third? Snapchat. Maybe it wasn't on Snapchat. I don't think it was Snapchat. But it was good. Yeah, my friends always... Or just like what you took on your camera roll.

I think it was camera. But now, like, a lot of apps have that built-in feature. I'm just like, this is what you were doing however many years ago. I have my... I made a TikTok about this, but like my, my, like, Snapchat year in review is always like, you woke up early and it's always me

like crying in the back of an Uber at 340 in the morning. I was like, no. I just hadn't gone to bed yet. And then you spent time with your furry friends, again crying, holding the dog that was dead that I just put down. So AI has a long ways to go in that field, I think, on Snapchat. I don't know if there's a way to avoid it. Yeah, I don't know.

You can't tell the dog's breathing. Anyway, so I got my, like, whatever, a couple years ago today. And it was, I, like, I'm going to see what mine is while you're talking, but I'm paying attention. Basically, it was the whole thing. And it was 50 taps. And it was tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. And I was like, it's all of a book.

And I forgot that I was either so cheap or so broke in college that instead of buying the textbook, each unit I would go to my friend's house that would buy the textbook and I would take a picture of every single page and save it on Snapchat. Why on Snap? Because I was out of memory on my phone. Oh. I don't know. That's a good loophole. I don't know where Snapchat keeps.

Gets the excess memory. Yeah. Where is it being stored? I don't know. That's really scary that Snapchat has wherever it's saving the stuff I take on Snapchat. That is really interesting. But I was thinking, I was like, oh, my God, I never bought the textbook and I was studying from Snapchat app. Whoa.

Via Snapchat app. Whoa. And all of my. Life hack. Let's see that, like, all of my. Mine's just my dog. In class stuff, too was, let's see if I have it on here. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

This one's kind of funny. I got a new mouthpiece that day. Oh, what is that mouthpiece? Like a retainer? Yeah, because for grinding my teeth. But they gave me one that only covered my front two teeth like this because it keeps their assyered teeth from touching. So look at me in class.

Yeah. I would actually take pictures of the thing. Yeah, instead of taking notes. Of the board instead of taking notes. Wow. I don't know where that was coming from. I just thought it was funny. But I was just thinking like that's the amount of money I

had and I was thinking about like what was I doing for work and I was doing like random stuff no I just didn't want to I'd rather spend money on like like we were so when you were studying you would open snapchat and tap tap tap your heart away yeah so that makes so much sense for you you know yeah but it's just interesting thinking of different periods of like was I cheap or was I broke and I was like oh it kind of like fluctuated right in between the time did you work in college um no actually I didn't Hmm, okay. Yeah, I was, you know, kind of studying my little heart away, and I was very busy being depressed, so can't put a price on that. That's seriously. That's invaluable. Yeah. What did you do? I worked.

What did you do? I did so much random stuff. I painted for a while. That's good. What'd you do every summer? I was a camp counselor. That's good. Every summer for 15 years.

I started working when I was 12. From what age to what age? Well, maybe it's not 15. Yeah, you'd be 30. something years old. I was kind of rounding up maybe. That just made my heart drop. 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17,

18, 19, 20, 21, 10 years? That's nine. And I babysat during the year. Okay. Yeah, that's good. That's 10 years. 21 and 21. Yeah.

Nine. 12. Oh. Oh. But that's maybe 10 summers if you really think about it. Sure. Yes.

What was it? gonna say. I can't remember what I was gonna say. Oh no I didn't I was like there was one year in college where I had gone home to my parents house and my mom wanted to redo this painting on her mantle and she was like well you can you copy this painting and just paint it because I was a little bit I was like a little bit artsy yeah it was um a little bit artistic and um yeah artistic I said Well, I mean, I don't know. I haven't been tested for anything in a long time. But so I was like, yeah, I can totally paint that.

So I painted it. It was like a big piece over her over the fireplace. And like I think my little sister was graduating from whatever, I guess high school at that time. And one of the parents was a real estate agent that came over that brought her daughter over to our house and was like, where did you get that painting? I love that painting. And my mom was like, oh, so I'm painting it. and she was a real estate agent, she staged houses,

and was like, I always need paintings for these houses I stage. And so she would buy all these paintings for me, and I was selling paintings for like $500 and $600, and it would cost. Can we insert a picture of your paintings? Do you have any?

I don't know. I'll check. Because I was like, yeah, I don't even like these. They were like abstract. Like lines and shapes and stuff? No. They would give me like an artist they liked and then it would be like,

this is kind of the paintings I like. And I was like, okay, I'll just do a version. of that because you know what they say great artist copy wait good artist copy great artist steal oh yeah I do that with my knitting yeah I do that with my comedy totally um so I would do that and then I went back to college and uh my friend's aunt was also a real estate agent and did the same thing so when I got at to school I was doing like one or two paintings a month and it was paying my rent and my beer my beer. Whoa.

Rent and beer. But wait. Oh my God. I just remembered. I had, I'll stop talking. I'll feel free to interject whenever. No, no. No, no.

I love when you talk. I also needed to buy a drone at one point. Totally. And it was. For what may I ask? Because I was trying to be Jay Alvarez. Okay. You know Jay Alvarez.

He's the like, he has a drone. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what happened to him, but he used to make like travel video. Remember? Did he block you? Yes. Okay.

Yes. know why still to this day maybe he really felt like you were coming for his brand yes would you say now no are you more well known than him now or not at all now i think j alvers became like a household name because he was so because he's the sex tape right with the coconut oil yeah yeah great sex i think that really that's what i know um yeah it's a it's a it's good one i think because the music that they have in the background is like it kind of fires you up like they could almost put on our projector at like a at like a soul cycle class right yeah it's it's missy elliot it's i have to go back and and reacquaint myself yeah you do um so so basically i'm it's a like sophomore

year of college i went to u t austin and um i like needed this drone and my friend was like i like needed something flexible with class and stuff job wise and i just wanted like something brain muscle going clock and clock out. It's really hard to get like a serving job in Austin because it's like doggy dog. So I go on in this place and it was a call center. Oh my God. PTSD. So it was like I'm sure someone listening has done like call center job before.

Like cold calling people? Cold calling people. Please remove this number from your. It's post grad. Okay. So like people that graduated from UT Austin and you sit there and get this. It's in like this building that I always used to walk past and it was like, just one of those buildings that has like

you can't see in and you can hardly see out because the windows are tinted and we had one of those British Spears headphone things on that kind of like go over your head and then go like this and we're all sitting facing forward but the people in the back the supervisors are all looking at us from behind

and randomly will listen in on the calls that we're taking to make sure that we're actually so basically like when you call people you're calling people that are postgrad and people that are new get like the liberal arts school and like obviously none of them have jobs. Right.

No offense to liberal arts school. No, none at all. Were you liberal arts? Um, no. I actually wasn't. I was specifically in, I don't think school of education, like wasn't liberal arts.

It was just education. Yeah. Yeah. Well, like liberal arts, recent, it's hard to find a job right out of college. Yeah. So I'd be calling recent post grads

that had not found a job with their degree yet. I was like my high school would do that when I was in college. And it's like, what do you think, what do you think's happening here? Yeah. Yeah. And so I'd be like, fuck, they're going to hate me.

Okay. Hello, this is Connor from UT, whatever, blah, blah, blah. Can I ask you for $250? And they'd be like, no. And I'd be like, and I want to be like, I totally understand. Thank you for your time, goodbye. But we had to ask. We had to say, we have to ask three times.

And we have to take three noes before we're allowed to let them go. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You have to ask three times. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. That's not a coincidence.

I wonder if they have a call center. Yeah. No, they don't. Because you have to be the one to be like, I want to convert to Judaism to show that that's how bad you want it. It's not like they're going to reach up to you. I know, so I have to ask me three times. I just like.

But I couldn't, I couldn't give you that. Why? I don't have the authority due to me not being grabbed at. Let's dive into that and we have that actually as like one of our time. But anyways, and they listen in on your calls and if you don't do the three ass. Fired. Fired. But I only needed to make $400 before I could dip out.

And I made the $400 and I never showed up. And they were like, by the way, don't use us as a reference. And I was like, trust me. Like, I wouldn't. I wouldn't use you as a reference. But I had called so many people and they're like, hey. And I'm like, hey, I'm looking for Jordan. And they're like, this is his daddy died.

Oh, damn. You can't, by the way, take that as a no. Oh, damn. Okay, well, now that Jordan's out of our hair, can you give me $250 today? No. Our son's dead. Okay. Checking in again. Well, that doesn't really affect me or the $250 I need from you today.

So do you mind kind of coughing that up? And a lot of people did. It was really crazy. I guess it's just like when you're persistent enough, it's like, okay, fine. I'd rather just give up and pay you than have you ask me. I know. No, I feel the same way. But like the liberal arts people too would a lot of times give me money.

And I was like, please don't. Like, really you should keep this. Right. the only time I ever had I was comms and business by the way so like I shouldn't have had a job right out of college either if you're a liberalized person and you're worried that I don't think

I think you're okay yeah I was gonna say that um you know I don't like talking on the phone yeah oh I know at all you would have no but I did something like this for my about mitzvah project like some kids at their bar and bat mitzvahs have like a project that they work on and I kind of forget mine but I know it had

something to do with planting trees. And I'll leave it at that. What do you mean? It's just like a mitzvah project and a mitzvah is like a good deed. Is that through your school or is that through your religion? It's kind of like through Hebrew school. Okay. When you are working on your getting bar and bat mitzvahed.

You had like a social good aspect of. Yes, exactly, Connor. Very good. That's a really cool thing to have. Yeah. So mine was something about planting trees and I had to call people and be like, can I have money to plant trees? But the best thing about being Jewish

is that I would call and be like, hello, Judy, can I have money? And then Judy would be like, no. And I'd be like, wait, this says Aunt Judy? And it was always my relative. And then they would give money. It's just like you're related to everyone when you're Jewish. It's like everyone I had end up calling

was somehow related to me. How? I don't get it. How? Because it's just like small, small community. And it's like even when they're not like blood my aunt, they're still my aunt somehow. You know, those people you just call aunt and uncle.

just like the Jewish community is so small that you all like know each other So all the Jews I was calling were somehow related to me And would have to give me money That's so weird I don't feel like it's small at all I feel like half of the people I know are Jewish I don't know any Jews here

That's weird I know several thousand Okay well I don't And I went to college with all of them Okay I don't know that many That's just crazy I mean I did grow up with a lot of them But like we all knew each other Yeah

Yeah And wouldn't you say that all your Jewish friends Kind of know each other or no? Maybe, yeah. That's the point of, if you heard of Jewish geography? No.

It's just like the concept that like, oh, you know this person? Oh, they know this person. They know this person. And just like figuring out a way to connect yourself. I love stuff like that. Jewish geography

because everyone knows each other. Interesting. Yeah. I like that kind of stuff. Yeah. It's cool to be connected. Speaking of Judaism. Wait, can I say one more thing

that I just thought of while we were talking? Yeah, of course. Recently, I ran into someone at Trader Joe's the cashier that was checking me out. And I was like, And he was like, oh, like, did you go to UT Austin?

I was like, yeah. And he's like, whatever he's talking. And he's like, oh, did you end up like using your degree? And I was like, kind of. Did you? How'd he know you went to UT? Oh, damn. That just hit me.

So I had to go to a new Trader Joe's now. Fucking idiot. But it's possible he could have been using his degree. You use an advertising or marketing degree in whatever you do, surely. But like, I just felt like that was like, enjoy your meal. You too. the waiter type thing and it was like horrible horrible horrible situation i was just like i wanted to crawl i wanted to dissolve into the air yeah oh there's nothing worse than those like little interactions

that aren't that bad but are really the end of the world at the same time some of the stuff yeah you say just like the little thing that oh the little thing i had one at the airport i was wearing two of those star pimple patches yeah and i forgot and then the guy at tsa was like i like your stars and i had no idea what he was talking about. And then I was like, oh. And then as I moved past him and into the line, I realized what he was talking about. And I screamed bloody murder back at him as well as the rest of the entire airport of LaGuardia screaming. I have two pimples.

Like, and then he was like, what? Because he didn't know that that's what the stars were for. He just thought you're like, he just thought I was like coming from a rave. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. So I let the all the airport now.

I have two pimples. And then I was like, that's like, that's what I was like, that. was bad and then I kept I followed up with I just don't want to pick up my face so that's why they're on there so I don't pick you have to you have to sometimes you have to quit while you're behind I couldn't at that time um my foot was so far down my throat yeah and into my intestine yeah yeah well bless your thanks um speaking of bless my heart yeah it's talking about blessing your heart happy rush of shana connor thank you so much and shanatova to you good job oh are my hands very clammy they are yeah You're joking what?

I know. This weekend, this past weekend, Sunday night, Monday night was Rosh Hashanah, which is Connor. What is it? That is the Jewish New Year? Yep. And we celebrated, by we, I mean we, but me. But Connor did partake a bit. I made a cougal, which is a Jewish food of sorts, I would say.

Yeah. It's kind of a big question mark as to what exactly it is because it's different for every family that makes it. I want to kind of back up and say, you said, I made the cougal and then you said, I don't really know what's in it. So that's when I kind of lose you. I know what's in this one, but in general, every cougal is different. There's so many nuances to this whole thing. It reminds you like when you're in health class and it's like every vagina looks different. That's the same Bible with cougal.

It's like they're all different and there's no similarities. You know? No two cougals are the same. Or vaginas are the same. Same exact vibe. And that is in the Bible. Torah? Torah.

Oh my God, I was going to say Torah, but I was going to... You're right. Torah. Okay. Crush your gut. Yeah, you have to. Because there's some families make savory cogles, which I won't go near with a 10-foot pole. Yes.

And then, like, my family makes sweet coagels, but then every sweet coagull is different. A lot are very, like, fluffy. This one that I've made you today and made my other friends and made the meat, very dense. Working with a lot of thick dairy products. And that's all I have to say about my co-op. really. I had a blast making it. I'm going to take a bite of it, but then I want to I want you to tell me after I've taken a bite

what's in it because sometimes it's better not to know. Off the bed, like beforehand. Yeah. Okay. Kind of a taste test, if you will. It's so good. Thanks, Con. Like, it tastes so good. Everyone keeps saying it's good, but then when I look at them and rewatch the videos I took of them eating the cuggle, it looks like they're having a really hard time chewing it and swallowing as well as getting it down. So I did say, I mean, I said it tastes good. Yeah. The consistency is so

fucking foul. Yeah, it's a tough consistency. Yeah. It kind of tastes like, I don't even want to say what it tastes. It's really, it's really dense and thick. Like really cold worms and worms and eggs. Like scrambled eggs. But it tastes good, right? It tastes really good. Okay, what kind of notes are you picking up on in the cook? I'm going to walk through. I'm going to walk through this. There's sour cream for sure. Yes.

And cinnamon. Yes. But like, I can't figure out anything else. Are those noodles? Yes. There are those really, really tiny like egg noodles. No, they're like the egg noodles that you would find in the Jewish or ethnic section of the supermarket that goes in chicken soup. You know those?

No. Okay, that's what they are. Teeny tiny, wormyes. What's kind of giving it this crust here? I honestly don't know. I think that's just because there's like eggs in it. And when you put like an egg baking situation in a pan, it's just going to become crusty on the side.

So if you were to lay all these, ingredients out on a table. You could give me a million guesses. I never would have thought this as what would come out. So far, you've said eggs, sour cream, noodles from the chicken noodles suit. I can't believe you got sour cream. And cinnamon. Yeah, there's one ingredient that, like, is going to send shivers down your spine.

Okay, I'm going to put it down. Okay. Well, I'm going to take one more bite, and I'm going to swallow the bite, and then you can tell me. Okay. Hold on. Actually, let me swallow it. Okay. Letting you swallow?

No, I'm letting you swallow, I said. Okay, wait. I have to get the taste out of my mouth. Okay. No, it's not like horrible. It's just like for me, it would be a tough pill to swallow. Okay. I'm ready.

Okay. Cottage cheese. Yeah, that's fucking gross. Yeah. There's cottage cheese, sour cream. There's another creamy thing. Cream. A lot of cream.

Cray cream. Coddy cheese. Coddy cheese. There's another creamy white thing that don't even. Um, I don't know. I forget. Eggs. A lot of sugar.

eggs that doesn't seem like something that like a Jewish person could eat because didn't you say that Jewish people have a lot of like that's a really good point for whatever reason this doesn't upset my stomach and I think it's just like my ancestors

have evolved to process Kogel good for them yeah yeah well good and what so what's isn't there more than one holiday coming up there's the Yom Kippur is next week as well what is that's like really the beginning of the year when your fate is sealed

in stone. Like you have to repent kind of this week and kind of, I think you throw your sins in the river in the formation of bread. I think it's that holiday. And then you kind of just like apologize to everyone and you're like

and you ask for forgiveness and then you move on and you start fresh and that's next week. Are you gonna do that? I might do that. Okay. I might take part of it. It seems like a good one.

Yeah. When do you is Lintz the fasting part? Oh, Yom Kippur is the fasting day. So you really can kind of focus without any food in your food. The whole like the whole fasting thing for religious experiences so you can focus on that. All I'm focusing on is like I'm fucking starving. 100% I don't I don't fast.

I don't think that would bring me closer to God. That would make me like hate that day. It doesn't resonate with me and my therapist told me not to. So you got to put you first. You have to put you first. You literally have to. Well, cool. I can't wait for y'all.

Kippur. And then really quick, the other main piece of Russia Shana, which, like, Kugl's, like, optional. It's just, like, more of a cultural food. It's a treat. It's a cultural treat. The apples and honey is more so the

genuine tradition. Yeah. Because it symbolizes the sweet new year. Oh. Yeah. So if you would go ahead and then just have an apple. Yeah. And then here I'll put some,

there's some honey on there. Do you want more? I'm okay. I don't really like honey, but do it for. Okay. Here we go. Sweet New Year. and just like that.

It's like apple juice. That's a good apple. I'm being very sensitive to not chew in the mic. We had this conversation before. I explained to Connor that ASMR is valid. Here's the thing. I didn't say it was invalid.

I said people seek it out when they're looking for it. You know, like I would never seek out ASMR. I know for a fact, Cody and Noel have done ASMR randomly. Yeah, no, I would be down. If there is a need and a demand for ASMR, I'll do it.

Right. But it does actually, like, it's, it is painful for me. Like, it actually, like, makes my skin grow, and makes me sick. Yeah, so that's why I'm avoiding. Out of respect. That's really nice thing. Out of respect.

For con. I guess we do one more update, and then we can move on to the entire episode that we have here. I feel like there was something I really needed to share about Judaism. Hmm. I don't know. Well, think on it, and then I'll talk, and then you keep thinking. Okay. So I was moving out this weekend, remember it? And I, it was my...

That was the most... Being on the receiving end of you moving out was so confusing. If I could just paint a picture of that from my angle. I said, what are you? I texted Connor Saturday. I said, what's up or something? He said, I'm moving. Which is news to me and like, pretty jarring news if you talk to someone every single day as I talked to you. I think that everybody, even people listening, but I knew that I was moving. Yeah, but not like, I should have known like the exact day you were moving. Don't you think? I don't even know the exact day that I was moving. Right. I don't know. I just feel like I was expecting to know like where you were going or whatever. And I was like, oh my God, wow, you're moving already.

Where are you going? Connor's response, I don't know. Where are you putting your stuff? I don't know. So did you do as what I said. No, it was all I don't know. And then I kept following up and you were like storage unit, I guess. So I just like don't know how you fly by the seat of your pants like that.

just like moving, don't really know where I'm going, don't know what I'm doing. I think single-handedly moving everything out of my apartment one-by-one. Instead of, I think, being stressed for a long time about a move, if you leave it all up to one single day and then have a huge panic attack in one day, then you just get it done with. Uh-huh. Did you get it done with?

No, I got so frustrated. I almost started crying and texted my landlord and extended my lease. Yeah. I just like, yeah. Normalized giving up. Totally. We don't do that enough. I don't get how you'd.

live your life the way you do but to each their own yeah well they've now finished construction i'm pretty sure of course right when i threatened to move out they finish construction that could be a really good place for you to live them without the construction no i don't like the area okay but it's so funny because moving is like dating oh like looking for a new apartment is exactly like dating because you think you're over it i'm like this area this is i need to grow i need to move on you know you get comfortable you get comfortable you say I need to move on

this is not where I need to be right now I'm out you break up with your lease you say I'm done I'm done here I gotta go and then you download an app

and you start looking at other options and suddenly you realize that hmm everybody has carpet in their bathrooms maybe I had it really good please take me back and then Wow.

That's interesting. That was a good analogy. Very good analogy. Very good point. It just comes down to getting comfortable with your toxic X. God damn. The way that I really, yeah, my toxic X, my construction zone, like, and then gaslighting myself into being like, oh, it's not that bad.

You can deal with it. But thinking about the fact that, like, everybody, I'm looking at Instagram and everybody's got these, like, insane, gorgeous. vaulted ceilings, natural light, a studio space, an office, a second bedroom in case their parents come visit? Where the fuck is everybody finding these apartments? That is genuinely the biggest flaw with modern dating is that guys, and I guess girls too, but mostly guys, have social media and see all the options they could possibly have and are never, like, don't feel like they can settle because they're looking at what else is out there. I was talking about apartments.

Yeah, well, I'm back to dating. No, I'm just like confused. I'm just, I'm just, I love, look at everybody and I'm like, oh, it must be so easy if all these people have these apartments. Maybe I'll spend a little more money. Okay, cool. I'm spending a little more money. Nope. There's, I thought I found, did I show you that I thought I found the perfect apartment? Oh, yeah.

And it was just the walk-in closet portion of the apartment. Yeah. No. Oh. It buried the lead. Sorry, I'll see myself out. Just like that was a punchline. Sorry.

Sometimes I want to turn with the punchlines too. Karen. I don't have any. You're lucky. It's Shonatova. Yeah, I am lucky at Shanatova. But basically I find this awesome apartment. I'm like, this is the one.

This is the one. I'm so excited. I'm sitting in an application. I'm like, I'm going to read through the details here to make sure that like the square footage can fit my bed and my dresser and everything. And there's a very small footnote on the description that says, footnote, this listing is for the walk-in closet portion.

Whoa. You just scared the shit out of me. The walk-in closet portion. of the master bedroom, not the entire apartment. Wow. Don't be, don't be an idiot. I don't get that. It's just insane.

And I guarantee someone rented it. You could use that as your storage space for your stuff while you're moving. Yeah. Into your car. I'm gone. I leave tomorrow after the month, basically. Yeah. Okay, well, that was it.

That's my moving story. Thank you for sharing. I'll keep everybody updated. I know everybody cares a lot about my moving process. We do. process we do um okay we did something together oh yeah yeah yesterday yeah i made connor um see don't worry darling yeah i'm getting a lot of dms about what did you think when do you think what do you think so just heads up i i have i have no choice but to spoil we have we have to and i'm so sorry guys

you should have seen it at this point and that's not an offense to you by any means i thought i was super late going to see it yeah i hadn't i don't know but we went and saw it and let this be your final because we are going to spoil it. Spoiler alerts coming up. And we are going to tell you exactly when, via voiceover function, you can join back in to this podcast if you don't want to be spoiled.

Like, skip to that part. Skip to. Skip to 55, 12. If you don't want to be spoiled. Yeah, don't be spoiled. Okay. So, so, yeah. First of all, what'd you think?

I haven't, there's not enough information being presented to me at the present moment. Because you mean you have so many questions? It genuinely, like, I don't even know. know what to say. I mean, I think that's the whole point of it, like it being like a long black mirror

episode, you leave with more questions. Long mirror actually provides longer. Black mirror actually provides more closure than this movie did. You think? And I'd like, think that I'm on the side of the Rotten Tomatoes rating. No, you said you liked it yesterday. I did like it. I thought it was filmed really well.

I thought the cinematography was really cool. I like the colors. I thought the acting was pretty good. Yeah. On every, like, I, like, I think Harry Seals at a bang-up job. Yeah. I obviously found 50 plot holes in every scene. Well, of course.

And, oh, I, yeah. Wait. Yeah, I just, like, honestly, like, storyline-wise, I think they could have made it better if they would have just, like, left a little bit less up to the imagination. Let me get my notes, yeah. What parts do you think were left up to the imagination? Because I was trying to think this morning.

of what questions I have and I honestly have a lot less than I had initially anticipated. Like I feel like I kind of get it all. Okay. Go ahead. Well, what's your specific question? I have to find, oh, I found it.

The one big plot hole that I think is when Florence had excused herself the first time from the simulation and went to headquarters and touched the things and like them woke up in her bed. She was leaving the simulation

when she did that. Why were there no guards there? If that's like the whole rule, like, don't go to headquarters. I agree. Why were there no security guards there? The guys in the red, they're everywhere. Why wouldn't they be at the one place you're not supposed to go? I don't know.

It doesn't make sense. I guess it's because, like, the movie literally would not have moved forward if they were there. That's the part that I'm talking about. It's like, think that through a little bit more. To me, like, maybe I'm a dumb ass, but like. Like, she should have, they should have been there and she should have found a way to get through. Have some, yeah, like, give us some depth. Like, I really don't understand how that has.

happened. I also, I don't know timeline. Like, the timeline doesn't make sense to me either. Like, how long she's been in there? Like, the real world timeline, didn't make sense to me? I don't think we need to know. Okay, but here's my thing. If I'm seeing, if you moved there from Boston or Philadelphia or wherever, I guess they have really no memories of that place. Right. They're wiped via the, uh, electro shock. Right. But you're not seeing seven vehicles leave at the exact same time. every morning and saying that's kind of weird Well they're just like conditioned

to think that's normal Like I'm sure there are so many things If somebody from an outside world Came into our world That they would question And we're just like oh why would I question that It's just like what I grew up with Because that's technically what Florence grew up with

Because she has no prior memories Okay Uh yeah Secondly And to all my movie buffs out there Okay so Brooke has not seen Inception This movie was literally inception

I think you just like there aren't there's no such thing as an original plot now they've all been done so it's like you take what you can get from a little bit of different movies so basically inception to the main parts of inception well I want to see inception I never seen it you said yesterday you're never going to see it no I didn't say that

well you can still see it it's the same thing no you did say you said I don't really need to see it it's like literally I already know there's a dream within a dream oh I do know that okay well you could still see it It's like an insane movie. It actually really, really freaks me up, but it's so well done. And it's really action-packed. But it's like the storyline gives closure.

And it's a beginning, middle end. That's what stories should be. I think, I feel like I have closure from No worry, darling. I think that that's an insane take. Well, I think the only thing that's really confusing is the airplane crash, which now I'm like, okay, that was probably just like one of the glitches in the system, just like her seeing herself on the mirror and then the walls crashing. in on her in the saran wrap just like because it's a simulation there's going to be glitches why did margaret's son have a little red plane i think that was just his toy but it was just coincidentally the little red plane as well that crash and that's got to be a motif that's got to be i i want less motifs

i want less motifs i don't have time i paid five dollars to see this movie at amc i want to get my money's right someone could let us know what the what the red planes yeah oh yeah i would love maybe it's just like because it's a simulation they reuse things like being from boston and philadelphia and honeymooning from the same place. So they just, like, the toy plane's obviously going to look like the plane that crashed because they just, like, only have so many. Back to Inception. So literally, okay, so it's Inception.

If you die in the simulation that was in this movie, you die in real life. Totally. That is Inception. If you die within the dream within the dream, then you've done real life. Simulation is a simulation. Okay. They just work the same way. There's laws.

Great. Well, they didn't need to take a line. word for word from inception but that's like that's not a line yeah the line that's just like I mean it's not even like arguable it's the same exact line it was it's not about where we are as long as we're together that's the line that the wife says I think it's Anna de Armas in Inception before she kills herself jumps out the window she says it's not about you told me oh no it's not an ad armas it's some girl she's French she goes you told me it's not about she thinks she's in the dream still oh damn And she's in real life and she wants to kill herself to wake back up.

Oh. But she kills herself in real life. That's, that blows. And it's the exact same thing as this. It's not the same context, though. It's like two loves of the life trying to get back to reality by killing themselves. Not at all. They were, she was not in love with him anymore at this point.

Vice versa. Where is Dakota Johnson in this movie? An Inception? No. And don't worry, darling. Maybe she was a consultant because we're seeing her on the screen. So, oh yeah, I'm sorry, we're looking at the cast of Don't Worry Darling Day. It doesn't say who she was.

Okay. She was a producer. I think she would have been really good. She would have been incredible. I have a hot take for this movie. I need to, I would like to take a step back and start casting less famous people in all things. Why? Who did you not?

I think, I don't like when there's like eight really failing. list people in a movie. Oh, I love that. Like, give me more. It's the same vibe to me. It's always going to be the same vibe to me is that those movies that they used to come out with. New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Yes, it took the words out of my mouth. And it's like, I can't even like. I love those. Focus.

I love those. No, it's literally like the finale of a fireworks show. It's like, I don't know where to look. And it's so loud. Oh, I cannot get enough. Um, crap. Oh, I was watching something this morning and it was a, who's the guy? from We Bought a Zoo, Matt Damon. He was on today and he was talking about how the question they're always asked is,

why don't they make movies like they used to? And the answer is because DVDs are now obsolete and a big money maker, you did not use to be we made X amount in theaters first weekend. It used to be, we made this in theaters and then DVDs are coming out in six months, months for the release.

And then you basically like, that's the second boom of like the people that didn't want to spend $20 to go to the movies, can buy the DVD in stores and watch it again and again and again. And so they can't afford to make these movies like they used to. And so now they've got

big kind of shock factor type cast and things to drive if you're spending $25 million. Well, if they can't afford to make movies like they used to, how are they affording to pay Harry Styles, Florence Pew and Chris Pine? I think because they have to spend way less in marketing because I think marketing

would be like half of the budget for a big movie. I can't even explain to you how much this movie must have paid in marketing. Well, yeah. Via the influencer trip. I know. I mean, I don't know. Why am I answering these questions?

But I think that there's a tradeoff. I don't know. I don't know either. But wait, I want to see if I have any more notes. Filmonger for you is great. Let me look at my notes. Cars would have been a dead giveaway for me. Blah, blah, blah.

Oh, why were they kissing like that? When he goes? No, like, Harry's, they were just, mouths were just, like, open. Oh, I don't know. You know what I'm talking about? looked right at you when they started doing that. Yeah, so you know what I'm talking about? Yeah.

I didn't get that. I didn't get when Chris Pine comes in and looks at them having sex. I got that, I think. I think that was the same vein of like Harry's dancing just to symbolize like they are puppets in his in his game. Like she might have wanted to like pull away and be like, this is creepy that he's watching us make out right now, but she literally couldn't because it's just like puppet puppet master king.

I don't know why you would do that. That's just because he's creepy. Yeah I have to say At first when I got in there I was like Holy smokes This is Harry Styles

Propaganda by the government He comes right in from a long day of work And eats his wife out Hell yes That's why I was saying If I'm flow I'm not questioning I'm not leaving the Sim I'm plugging myself back into the Sim

You would be Olivia Wilde in the Sim You would probably Purchase the Sim to make your life Yeah There are two types of people in the world. Sim purchasers and Sim Escapers. And I'm a purchaser.

I'm plugging myself into the sim, unfortunately. I'm unplugging. And that's fine, and I respect your choice to unplug, as long as you respect mine to plug myself right back in. It's kind of scary because that was like, that's the part of the movie. It's supposed to scare you away from that whole thing. I don't know how people, this,

the biggest feat of mankind via this movie, is the fact that you didn't see Harry Styles as a grease ball gamer boy and you weren't like, I can't believe the whole theater didn't go, like, I can't believe people are not like. They did it at mine, first view, that helps. Holy smokes, my skin was crawling. That was the scariest part of the movie. That was, hands down, hands down.

So. Greaseball, HS. Like, you can show me Avatar, the wonders of CGI, and then you can put Harry Styles right there, and I say, that's a more incredible transformation for me. It was, it was really. I wanted to hit him with my car. Why?

Because he looks so scared. Oh, and that piece. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. It's humbling. It's humbling. If I were him, I would have been like, I cannot do that because people perceive me a certain

way. I cannot make myself that. I can't believe that that hasn't been taken and used as a meme yet. It has. That's why I'm so confused how the movie wasn't spoiled for you. Oh, well, I probably didn't recognize him. Yeah, that's true. It's frightening.

I think his whole thing was like, it was like a Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate-esque kind of propaganda to him and then he was like I'm going to buy this thing because of this toxic masculinity. Oh yeah. Propaganda that's being fed to me. You know I saw a TikTok this morning. Do you remember the part in the movie where Flo was like I'm making tuna? And he was like no like Frank doesn't like tuna.

Please don't make tuna. Yeah. Well then like in the real world Harry's just like housing tuna by the can like in his grimy greasy ball Harry is eating all that tuna. That's why they didn't want tuna because he's the only thing he can afford to eat in the real world is just like cans of tuna.

He didn't want Flo to make that in the same. I don't know if I totally believe that take. Really? Yeah. That to me is like, oh, damn, that's layered. I also think that, like, if Flo is a surgeon working 30-hour shifts, they could probably afford something that wasn't tuna. Maybe not.

Well, she wasn't working at the point that he was housing the tuna. Oh, right. Because she was, you know, more so hooked up. How is no one in the real world, like, okay, this top surgeon? that's working dirty hour shifts has not come in such a good question i'm glad you asked in the extended end which we do not have access to some people have seen it just like by reading the screenplay it shows that he faked her death via death certificate papers yeah yada yada yada yada okay um i think we're done you want to move on so in summary you loved it is what i'm hearing i i liked the movie

i liked the the filmography i think it needs a little sum sum the story yeah okay i think i need some closure i just would like some closure that's all okay how did we i don't know talk for that long already that's really um i don't know what else we should do well i kind of want to look at emma chamberlain's architectural digest yes that just came out and i'm so antsy to see it welcome back people who have not seen dw dd dd yes we're happy to have you back ooh but i also wanted it's okay that's fine that's fine i think we can probably fit about, we've, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, I guess somebody I'm kind of excited about too is Emma Chamberlain came out with her

architectural digest release of her new house. Anything Emma does I will do. I'm fully cosplaying her today. Yeah. With my outfit. So, well, it's so funny. Can we pull up the link of her new house? I think this is another push to please watch the YouTube video so you can see what we're seeing.

It's not going to totally make sense. But I do want to say before we start, that Emma used to be our neighbor when we lived together down the street, found out. And I was like, oh, I think I DM'd her or something. I was like, hey, I think we're neighbors because, like, you're, I think she released a video or something. I was like, I think you live right down the street. Right. And she's like, oh, like I'll wave next time I'm on a dog, whatever. We never did that.

And then the next time. That's a really good response to someone who doesn't want to hang out with you. Like, I'll wave next time I'm on a jog. I was like, no, no, and I was like, honestly, message received. No worries. I was, like, so social deprived at that point. I was just like, does anyone want to? Because we were, it was like COVID, but like we weren't, like, nothing was open,

but we were allowed to, like, leave the house at that point. So I was like, oh, maybe like neighbors. We can go say hi or something. No, no, we could not. But, and then the next time we chatted, it was in person. We were all hanging out and Hunter Bell was in town. And I was talking to somebody and Emma and Hunter were talking to each other. and I could hear what they were saying

and it was Hunter giving her because Hunter does some interior work with people and one of my buddies he lives in New York and we're all talking and I am in the middle of a conversation with someone else but I'm listening to Hunter

and Emma talk and he's giving her step by step advice showing her photos you need this for your living room you need this for your dining room and I'm like oh my God and she's like yeah she's so nice she's like yes oh my God yes

I was I'm looking at it I'm like, she's not getting any of this stuff. And now we have her new house and now we can confirm or deny. That's six. Can we watch the YouTube video instead of? Wait, I want to see this. Did you see this yet?

Did you see her Instagram? No, I want to watch the YouTube video. Can we go through what she chose to post first? Without YouTube? Yeah, that's fine. I just want to see what she has out so we can count on the room and we can see. And on other preface is Connor and I have just like the most opposite interior design. Yeah.

taste. You like just like a white, clean look. I need color. Yeah, I like white and tan. Right. And brown. I mean, this is, I mean, what I'm looking at right now, exceptional.

The thing is that with Emma, though, she could have, like, wallpaper of, like, fairies and ogres. And I'd be like, wow, that is incredibly whimsical. Well, because she's a taste maker. Yeah. At the end of the day. And a trend center.

One in the same. Okay. She's walking hand. Literally. I saw the funniest. stat because one of my friends works at Gap HQ, Gap Corporate, to my friends. And they said that

when Emma Chamberlain started wearing her Gap hoodie, Gap sales spiked like 6,000 percent. She's like a human drug. People need it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so here's her

house. So this is her dining room, I guess. Four seats is an interesting choice. There's four seats at this table, but I think it speaks It speaks volumes about the kind of person she is. I keep my circle small and intentional. I don't think anyone will ever sit at that table. It's just like I love the juxtaposition of the chandelier being more like, I would kind of define that as emo. You know, like chains and stuff.

It's more industrial. Yeah, the industrial with more of a classic look. I don't know what anything's called, considering I just called the chandelier emo. I think you say whatever you say, and I don't think you can explain it because you got to see the photo. Okay, I'm seeing emo chandelier and then almost like a Frenchie Frenchy look. Emo and French. Like, who would think to put that together, Emma? Emma.

And it's incredible. So she had an interior design and style or. How would you not put a painting right there or a mirror? That's what I'm kind of confused about. You would want that? I'd need something right there, yeah. Anyways, dining room looking. Barts.

Farts. Oh. Kitchen. The kitchen. Dude, this is so cool because she's already, now she's done this thing where like the cool modern LA home is out. Oh, it's so out. Why do you need to live in a house that looks like the movie Parasite?

You don't. You need to live in a home. I feel like I'm in France. Is that the right country? Or am I thinking of Spain? No, I think you're thinking of Ohio, California. I'm thinking of Europe for sure. Okay.

Five hundred. Oh, maybe? 600,000 likes in two hours. I guess it's kind of giving don't worry darling. Yeah, that kind of like pastel wood vibe. Yeah. So did she build this house? Do you think or she bought it?

Because it looks kind of like... Maybe she built it and gutted it. Or, no, bought it and gutted it? The ceiling looks very much like it was there. I love the open ceiling. Damn. This is just sick. Windows on the ceiling.

Wow. I mean... That looks like a good kitchen to lay on the ground in. It just, like, there's nothing wrong with that. I don't think I'd be... Like, really, I don't think I could find anything ever that she could do wrong. Suddenly I'm looking at this.

I'm disgusted by Kitchen Islands. Really? Who the fuck would need a Kitchen Island? No one. If Emma doesn't need one. There's so much open space. Like you were saying, perfect delay on the floor in. Yeah.

Next. Please. Oh, what is that? Are we looking at a master bedroom here? Is that a tiger on the... Whoa. I think that's a tiger blanket. It's interesting.

There's nothing above the... Where's the art? I think she... It's probably so calming for her to just have white walls. Wow. I have a painting on every inch of every wall that I have. I'm throwing them in the dumpster as soon as I get home. Okay.

Wow. I love that orb. What is it? It's just an orb at the end of the day. Do you think it's a lamp? I think we'll never know. Wow. And I never would have thought to put a stack of books directly on the floor.

Incredible. Incredible thinking there. Kind of like busting down every expectation I had. Okay, good. Although, where is she, can we go back there for just one second? Where is she putting like her night, like my night tables are cluttered with stuff? I have so many pre-bed rituals, things that I need on my night table. I need 16 bottles of water, 16 coffee cups, 18 candles, 14 different creams.

Where is she putting all those materials? We're clearly dealing with a minimalist. I don't even think she knows where her phone is right now. That's a good point. I bet she's in the other room like, oh, where do I put down my phone? Wow. But who cares? I have all these books on the ground

that I can dive into. Totally. At any point. At any point. I would be jumping and leaping around that room. I can tell there's so much space in there. Okay. Let's see.

This next room is really good to me. Wow. There's the art that I was looking for. Wow. Wow. Wow. Look at the fireplace. I have been talking non-stop about fireplaces recently.

That one's exquisite. Yeah. So I'm now confirming in my head that this is a pre-built property that she purchased. Also, because of the ceiling again and the framing on the windows. It's like old or wood. Can you make, build things that are old looking?

The only person I could do that is in a chamberlick. Yeah. Because, but I don't think that. I think she bought a house if I had to guess and completely gutted it. Yeah, maybe. Also, like, the walls, the plaster walls. That's what I have in my place right now, but that's my favorite thing in the whole world. It's very Greek. to have a plaster wall. See, very European

this home. Is Greece in Europe? Yes. Go figure. Yeah. That art is incredible. So that's kind of like I love that table.

I love that table. I was gonna say but I bet hers is not from Amazon.com. Mine was from a small business that was selling on Amazon. Oh, okay. So it wasn't like Amazon Prime.

Oh, whoa. What have we got up here? Oh. She's saying her house was built in 1955. Her house was built in 1955. And that's classic Emma. Wow, she paid $4.3 million for the keys. A nice little chunk of the $4.7 million asking price.

Good job, bargain. That's incredible. Okay. All right. Yeah, so I guess she. Oh, whoa. That is. Hang on.

What am I looking at? That there's got to be a steam room in there. That's the bathroom. I feel like I'm on acid. So this is what she did. She said, no, I don't want an island in the kitchen. I want it in my bathroom. No, that's a mirror, Brooke.

Wait, no, it's not. No, it's not, honor. What am I looking at? I need to look closer. An island in the middle of the bathroom with an open shower and I think what I'm, oh, I think I'm seeing a sauna. What are you, what do you thinking? I don't know what I'm looking at still.

It's the bathroom. I don't know how much more clear I can be. It's a sink island? In the middle of the bathroom and the showers behind it. Okay, she's got a sink island, guys. Yeah. She took the island out of the kitchen and put it in the bathroom. You can stand on any side of that sink.

Who would have thought to do that, Emma? You can stay on any side of that sink. Okay. Yeah. That's cool. But again, like, where are her 18 bottles of crusty toothpaste? Where are her 14 toothbrushes? Where are the 18 different face creams?

You know? That's my question. There's no clutter at the end of the day in this home. I love no clutter. I know. I don't know how you do it, though. Okay. Thanks, bathroom.

This is just, I guess, a little piece of, this is just like a little installation in the hallway. I don't love this You don't love this No walk me through it That This I don't know what you would call that table

I guess Looks like all of the windows In the Jersey Shore Like that like My parents Like glass squares My parents have those in their bathroom Uh huh

Behind the tub They have all those So it's kind of sexy You can see out kind of And someone could like see like a weird Wavy shape of a naked body Going into the tub 100%

Um I mean I Cool. It's cool. Again, it's like, I love everything. Everything so far that we've seen almost just feels like for looks. But I guess it's a staged to post an architectural digest. Right. So, well, cool. And I like that she has art and her dad paints. I'm pretty sure. So I bet that that was something that her dad.

I love what I'm looking at. Okay, I feel good about this image. You've changed your mind. Whoa. Is that a different angle of something we've seen or a completely different room? This is a living room and the image ambulance now gone ahead and said, oh, you guys have an L-shaped couch. I have a letter you've never seen yet before. I think it's maybe a J. That looks like a backwards J.

I want to swing from those things on the ceiling. That vaulted ceiling is what I was talking about in all these new apartments. I love the fireplaces. I love. I mean, incredible. Great vibe. Yeah.

It is pretty. Look at the marble. It's pretty. I wasn't expecting marble on the table. It's pretty 50s. Yes. Don't worry, darling. Yeah.

In Spain. And a little bit France and a little bit Greece. European, don't worry, darling. in the California desert. It's very oh high desert. It's like in the valley. It's kind of like what Victoria Paris is doing with her place. It's like kind of fit.

Yeah, that and completely different though. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Feeling good about this one. Oh. So this is another part of the same bathroom, I wonder. I bet that's a different bathroom.

She's got a huge shower. That's a different bathroom. I have a hot take. Yeah. Wait, there's no door on that shower. Yeah, there is. No, there isn't. And I've seen half a door?

These showers like this. I would feel so. exposed. I don't like these. I like a smaller shower. I need to be closed in. I like a boxy smaller shower. I do like that there's a sitting area in the shower because I will be spending some time sitting down on that bench in the shower. It's not a deep enough bench for me. I'd like an ottoman with that bench shower bench. I would like to be able to fully go into REM. You could lay down in there. I would fall off. It's just like I feel like there'd be too much airflow in here. Anyways. I like the cabinets, etc. That's the first place I've seen. I've seen. I feel like. I've seen. I feel like. I've seen. I've seen. I feel like. I've seen. I've. I was. I was. I was. I was. I seen storage opportunities available. Yeah. So that's nice. Feeling good about this one. Well, I mean, I don't know.

I'm indifferent. I would actually say this might be my least favorite, but I still like it. Okay. Next. Ooh. Fun. Yeah, this is your room. I can tell.

Fun. What is this, by the way? A bathroom? This is where you go. Wow, that's where you could sit when I'm on the toilet. That chair. Oh, perfect. And we could pod.

A viewing opportunity. And we could pod. This is where you go when you microdose on shrooms. and then you figure out which way's up and which ways down. Are those crystals on the chair? I don't know. I think the chair is giving me pause. You know, because the toilet is directly across from it.

And I get that in terms of a podcasting setup, but I have a feeling that's not what she's doing. So it's just a seat for the crystals. Yeah. I think when you make a certain amount of money, you have to have a lot of chairs in your house that no one ever actually sits in. Where is she putting things in the bathroom?

There's no cabinet. Sorridge isn't really a glamorous thing to... I know. I just like, don't get it. To show everybody, I guess. To show everybody, I guess. Yeah. All right.

Okay. Love that. Yeah. Oh, yeah, giant pool. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, this is... Don't worry, Darlingty with T. Wait, where is she that they have that many trees?

I think she's in the hills. Those trees aren't... Can we zoom in on these trees? I'm really good with vegetation. We're not looking at the hills here But I do think she's in the hills Like objectively speaking This is in the hall

What did that article say that she I mean I don't want to like Topanga Oh she's in Topanga She's where Victoria is Yeah wow Wow Victoria Numa calling the shots

Is there such thing as the Topanga Hills No it's a canyon Okay And that's it That's the whole Instagram carousel Well that's phenomenal that's just awesome for her. I don't think she loved L.A.

very much. I don't think it was... I feel myself making my way to Topanga eventually. Yeah. It's a great place to settle on. Totally. That is, I mean, 10 out of 10. She can do no wrong.

Really? I would say, I have... No, that's not a good thing to say on the podcast. You have a quorum? No. I was just going to say my fatal flaw. I have a few fatal flaws. But one of my biggest is I have a really hard time.

like being happy for other people's successes, especially if they're a woman, because my jealousy is so strong. But with Emma, I've been able to surrender that jealousy and love her deeply and seek inspiration from her. Awesome. Yeah. So she's part of my healing.

That's good. Yeah. It's good to have people like that, even though she doesn't know one time. No, don't say it. No, don't say it. One time. No, don't say it.

Oh, no, I'm going to bury the lead for you real quick. One time, Emma, and Emma was at Craigs when Brooke was at Craig? No, it wasn't Craigs. Where was it? Spartina. Spartina. Broke. I went up and said hi.

Yes. Because I was being super friendly. Yeah. And she had, but I don't know if she stills at TikTok, but she followed me on there. And I, she knew who I was. She mentioned Brooke and I long, long ago in an article. She definitely knew who I was. So I went up and I was like, hi.

And she was like, oh my God, hi. And we hugged and it was sweet. And I was a fucking idiot. And I was like trying to take a sneaky picture to send the Connor and be like, look, look who's here. And she saw me taking a picture and the image is just her flipping me off in the picture. Like in a joking way, but I haven't recovered. So awesome. Yeah.

That is like the funniest thing that I've ever. You see me the photo and I was peeing my pants. So I have a lot of reparations to make. Well, I have to say that we did not get through even an ounce of what we had to talk about today. But lucky for everyone and me and you and our community and our colleagues and family and friends of B&C Incorporated. LLC. We have bonus episode again this week. And we have some good stuff.

I am going to tell finally my arrest story. Yes. Connor and jail. That takes so long that I was going to put in the main episode today. And I was even going to bring my knitting for it, but then I realized I can't speak in the mic. Oh my God, we have so much more. We have so much.

So I want to talk about the Michaela drama that's circulating on TikTok. Yeah, yeah. We can talk about that and the bonus. I need to talk about. You have some riddles for me as well. I need to tell Brooks and riddles. I have to talk about NASA.

I have to. Yes. And that's really, I mean, we have more than that, but that's- We can jam out. And we can always jam out. Because we have a new playlist. Yeah.

You have not added to the playlist, so it's just a lot of glee covered. Well, I'll add, oh, Jesus, H. I have to add some stuff this afternoon, and then we're going to put it in the description. We'll put it somewhere. Will we put it in the description of the video? We'll find a place for it. But we have to tell them where to look. Oh.

The description of our Spotify, I think. We don't have a Spotify B&C account. The bonus description. The bonus episode description. Yep, that'll do it. We'll have the spot. That'll do it. Okay.

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