Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - My Turn Now HELLO

Episode Date: May 14, 2026

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Welcome back to Burke and Connor make a podcast. We would like to start this episode by wishing a very, very happy birthday to our dear Izzy. Izzy. It's the big two. You know what today. and we'd like to start off by telling her 20 blank things that we love about her. Yeah, and we'll stop whenever it. And it may not even be related to the number that she is.

It might not, but it might. Which is amazing. The important thing is that she's getting up there in a way compared to other numbers. But also compared to other numbers, so down there as well. Brooke, that's the thing about numbers. There's always something higher. Everyone's going to be down and up. There's always something lower.

Comparison is the deep of the Relative Comparison is the Deepa boy 1,000 Hello Hello Hello Hello

Okay Let's do every other Okay Do you want to start Well they're kind of like Yeah Okay Or do you want

What do you mean Do you want to do the ones That resonate with you Yeah why don't you start I think we Did you mix them up Because I Yeah it's possible

Because I Okay Go ahead number one no start with okay 20 blank things 20 blank things we love about you we love about izzie number one you are or let's not even number them let's just yeah you are our safe space no you be knowing what i mean and wait should we provide any i feel like i want to provide context because i just just trying to list things and i didn't provide it so you'd be knowing what i mean Sometimes I'm laughing so right and look at Izzy.

I'm like, she'd be knowing what I mean, though. Yeah. And like, she also be knowing what you mean, though. No, she speaks two different languages. She's bilingual. That's exactly right. It's what you're trying to say. Yes.

Yeah. That's why I just said she'd be knowing. Yeah. She's beenounced to many. Our bilingual queen. Your Rolodex of having a guy for that. Well connected. So well connected.

But even when it's like I didn't even know there was a guy for that. No, but also it's like, it's also like, tell us that. You, she's like, she's like, so humble. No, no, no, no. One of the things I have on here is like, you are moving in silence constantly

in a way where it's like, why didn't you tell us that, you know? Yeah. I would love to know that you knew that guy or like, you're, it's just fascinating to me. Yeah, it's like, oh, you want to go to O'Mary? Don't worry. I know the producer.

You know, you guys know. Every guy I know, you guys know. And you're like, you told us, you know? Like, I would love to be like, yeah. that's my cousin, you know? Which you've met, you've met my cousin. Unadulterated horse love. Now this is a two-parter.

Yeah. You love horses, but you're still like, you're kind of like changing the way that people would view a horse girl because you carry yourself in like, and now this is going to be, I'm going to be, I'm walking in a gray area here and if I step in either direction. I have a community of people mad at me. you were changing the way I would view a horse girl and me and then I could probably stop there

because I think less is more agree yeah hello you do have horse girl hair though pause con thank you yeah it's healthy beautiful hair and we will actually get there man and tail we'll get there soon main and tail type shit you are living proof that there are no stupid questions yeah in the sense that at least you make us feel like our questions are not stupid even when they are. I accept them. You accept them. Not only you accept them,

you're enthusiastic about them. And sometimes you know the answer still. And you're like, okay, well, it's like a dental parenting. Wait, that's another thing I love about Izzy that's not on here is that like she does know the answers most of the time. But like, and anyone else would be like eager to say them. Especially like during connections or something like that. But Izzy is always always wants us to get there on our own.

Oh, Jesus. The way I would be the worst producer known a man, I'd just be filling it in. I'd be mind that you guys are too slow. I have to go. I have stuff to do. I would just do it. You guys can't just be sitting here staring at the world. I'm just rolling onto the microphone.

Oh my God. Hello. Hello. Okay. Okay. I like this one. I do too. Yeah.

I don't think I've ever seen your kneecaps. Really? And I find that intriguing. I don't think I have either. You're, there's, like, you're so open, but there's, mystery to you. That's what I that's the moving in silence. Like you do prove this air of mystery and it's like kind of

the things that you wouldn't think to hide like your kneecaps. I'm like are you Mormon or something. You know like I don't maybe there's something that you haven't even told us. Like any remotely fun fact that I have it's like you're you're gonna know it. T-shirt. It's like you have so many things that you just offer

when they come up in context instead of blurting them out like just whatever. Could not imagine. Genuinely. And then we already touched it. Yeah, I move in silence. How about you touch on this next one? Because I don't know if I understand. You cut the fat from the storytelling.

So I have like obviously, I have the thing. So kind of like with the connections thing that we just talked about, if I know your story's going, I promise you I've finished it in my head. And I have, I'm thinking about something else. Well, that's why I bury the lead all the time according to you. It's like,

but you're burying my lead of my story. Yeah, exactly. Because it's like, let's go. Yeah. But like, I want to, I'm getting. there. I think instead of finishing the story that you that I'm trying to tell to other people in the podcast, why don't you just like, be like, cut the fat. Cut the fat. It's because it's again, and this goes back to why Izzy so special. I want my, I want to talk. I want to go. I want to go.

I want to go. It's my turn now. It's my turn now. Izzy doesn't have that. It's an amazing way. You were able to hold your time in a way. Most people can. But like, in a really, in a really good way. I want to go. She has self-control. I want it now. I want my turn now. Mine, mine, mine. Daddy. Hello.

Hello. I'm sweating. Sorry. Your attention to detail, which goes kind of hand in hand with something that we've mentioned a few times on your thoughtfulness. Yeah. Like you will get like a gift for someone that like I said this like five months ago. But you paid attention like so deeply.

that like you knew why are you laughing that sound bad? No, it was just like thinking of a situation Like what? Nothing, like really nothing I was not related to this But please continue It's just like

You want to talk, don't you? No, I'm literally like making up a scenario in my head And like thinking about Can I say it? Yeah Just like thinking about like We were earnestly in a conversation right now Like you're telling you about something

It'd be really hard for me It'd be like Hello! I don't think I can stop myself You were genuinely So bad You're so thoughtful Is you like

It's so amazing And touching to us And I'm just like, hell This tick developed I think when we were reading the ads So this is a live Live development But your attention to detail is amazing

Hello Hello like something like so disgusting about poop with such a straight face. No, you just go yeah. Yeah. Actually. You're already Googling it. Yeah.

Well, I was going to say, I have that in here too. You're always one step ahead of us. The foresight. Yeah. Like I'm like, can we? And it's already being pulled up on the screen. And like for everything else too, there's always stuff where it's like, oh, crap. We didn't.

And she's like, inspect their gadget pulls out like a lighter from her sleep. Oh, Mary Poppins. Mary Poppins. Yeah, that's why also, she always has like, if I, I need a Band-Aid the other day, she had 16. So it's like, who has Band-Aids nowadays, Izzy? You know? Oh, my God, I sliced my finger this morning. Ooh, I did one of those then slices that will stay with me for a while.

Don't talk to me about thin slices right now. Okay. You have a great sense of style and great clothes and a gorgeous body under them. Thank you. You're welcome. You're, to me, what Xanax is to other people. I think because I'll be like like like worst case in area and you're like no literally don't worry about it yeah hand in hand with that safe space yeah with like do you think that like when I said

this this this are people going to think this you're like no and I'm like okay you know what I mean yeah absolutely I know what you mean uh you're the greatest Googler I know you always know exactly what to say to the beast to get them to tell us what we need to hear not a lot of people can do that Is he in the machine. Yeah. Some spelling mistakes, though. It doesn't matter. They know.

When we both say that was the worst app ever and you go, no. Even though it was. I love that. I do too. Food tastes better when you order it. Ooh, yeah. And you always like know what we want. Like even when we don't.

Except that one time when I said Shiksuka, yeah, nobody knows what you're saying. And you were like, okay, so I got you the Shikshuka. And I was like, Is she like I thought you knew me Because you just thought you were just commenting on it because it was a funny word Yeah I've I had never until like two weeks ago heard of Shaksuka Yeah I was like how do you want your eggs you were like I don't

Oh I genuinely that it was like a big joke yeah I was like why are we ordering from a Polish restaurant it was it was literally Joe and the juice What is this? When did we study abroad Um There's another thoughtful in here sorry if we already said that but I think it's worth mentioning twice That's true This is a good one You like it

Your ability to keep two big Two of the biggest space cadets And two different time zones On schedule is no small feat That's true That's a good one Like the fact that like We have we have recorded an episode every week

For the most part Except for that one week When we messed up a few weeks ago Yeah And that was our fault There was a lot going on It was our fault It was our fault

Oh it was our fault but the fact that like that's only happened once is like it's actually insane when you think about it it is like the fact that neither of us have any sort of handle on our schedule and are living across the country from each other and we're here once a week that's all because of Izzy and when it's not it's our fault it's true you're a real adult who we can learn real adult skills from so that's nice and we appreciate that wow you never get mad at us for being late, which is crazy. Which is funny.

I'm loving this new thing recently where like Brooke is late now and like I'm completely. I'm so, I showered upstairs in the sink when I got here. Yeah, I heard about that. Did you rat on me? I, yeah, and it's nice. But there have been times where I've been like, there was one time where I was like genuinely 40 minutes late and didn't bat an eye.

You're like, it's okay. No, it's really amazing. Are you on something? Like, I've never been, are you on something? Okay. A cocktail, yeah. Okay, a cocktail. Yeah.

Wow, beautiful. Because, like, need that. Ashik, need that. Ashagic, need it. And then lastly, you're so pretty, even though your looks are the least interesting thing about you. Guys. We love you, Izzy.

That is truly, truly the best present ever. We heart Izzy. We heart Izzy. We heart Izzy over here. Oh, I thought I was drinking out of the Izzy mug today, but I'm drinking out of the Connor mug. Oh. Hello.

Hello. I've never once drank it out of the drunken. I don't know. I've never sipped out of the Brooklyn. Can I say something? You may. Those mugs make my coffee taste like complete bullshit. Really?

Yeah, I don't know what it is about those mugs. Like, I know they're handmade by a fan. Like, thank you. It's very nice. Decoration. No, they're made from Patrick where we made this pot. He made us those mugs. It tastes fine.

Complete. Like there's no time. Oh, for me, bad mood. Like I pick up that. mug and I'm drinking out of it. I'm like, oh, today's gonna suck. Like, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be super negative. Interesting. I'm not getting that. Do you want to dive into these bananas and just

like see like what's going on? Mine's holding on by its life alert and yours looks so healthy and fresh. No, it doesn't. Like Connor has this banana that he just dropped on the floor that's like pretty damn brown. And like could, it could be a banana bread banana. but it also might be able to be a regular banana. Okay, it's falling for a hand.

Ew, ooh, Connor, stop. Okay, I think it's a banana bread banana. And I have one that's maybe a little bit too green. So we wanted to see, we wanted to do a taste test. That looks so good. That's a perfect. Miss me with this. See, this is like, I don't know if this is going to be good.

Miss me with the nipple of the banana. Cut off the nipple. What's crazy to me is how much you have to fight through for the good part of the banana. When that's string, even though the string is, when that's string, when that's The string is kind of... Starts with a P. Penelope Cruz. I'm forgetting what it is.

Me too. Petuitary. Mm-mm. No, that's not right. That definitely wasn't it. The Curio, it definitely was not the Curio Rating. That sounds like a hotel. The furniture started floating in the corner.

Floom bundles. Yeah, hello. Yeah, hello! They're disgusting and it's crazy. and I can't believe like, like, what's this? You know it would be amazing. A school lunch where the string that you pull off is cheese. The flume bundle is made out of string cheese.

So that's just a piece of string cheese. No, but the banana's on the inside. Okay, we are going to do a taste test and see which is better, the one that's barely ripe or the one that's a little overripe. Ready? First, you have, let's, ready? This one's sour. This one's sweet.

Here, switch. Very soft like my grandma I seriously think what we're tasting is like GMOs Those are the complete opposite ends of the spectrum Extremism is not good on either side That's a polarizing banana I'm good to call it on both

Which one did you like better? Me too I don't want it though Yeah sorry that one I found That one was pretty disgusting Under a bunch of bags of chips I don't know why it's in there All right.

I truly, like fruit recently has been... Go chills. Go chills. I'm at Coachella. Hello. Hello. We got to stop. Like, it's not even...

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What? I woke up. Have you ever woke up, you ever wake up with a song in your head? I don't know. Probably. There was one day when I was like, oh, today is going to be a cursed day. I woke up with gaslighter by the Dixie Chicks in my head. I was like, what did I do wrong?

Like recently where this is my punishment. Gaslighter. But it was, it was bad. Today I woke up with White Boy Wasted Channing Tatum. And it's like, I don't even know what that's wrong. I had to Google it. And it's from Meg the Staling. song, Megan the Salian. I don't know it.

It's Megan the Stallion and Glowrilla, but I wasn't singing it like how she does it. It was like... You did the remand? White Boy Wasted, Channing, it was like that. Like Yankee Doodle? But I also didn't wake up with the right lyrics in my head. It was, he don't want to be saved, don't save him. Oh, I know that song.

Don't say her. 20 Ms. Calls, White Boy Wasted Channing Tatum. But for some reason I had white, she don't want to be saved, don't save her. White Boy wasted Channing Tater. And I was like, what a weird lyric. Channing Tater, who's that? That would be fun. But now I would really like to make a TikTok after this

and you do the rap and it hits me and I'm like, well, what is it? Channing Tater. Okay. If that's okay with you. Have you heard the Puerto Rico song? Yeah, I can't do that right now. I'm serious. No worries.

I can't. It hit. You don't like it? It hit my desk and I was like, oh, that's funny. like and then it didn't leave my brain for a long time how does it go again i'm being serious like i genuinely first time in san one it's so good so good it is really good i'll be on it is so it reminds me of like there's an essence of like schoolhouse rock to it well the guy it's ai you know it's No.

Yeah. But there's a guy. The guy writes, apparently the guy writes the songs and then plugs it into Chad GBT or whatever and then it cooks it up and makes a song for it. That blows. And so he's like full blown. He's not singing it. He's not, he's writing, apparently he's writing the lyrics and he goes, he travels a lot.

And so every time he goes to a new place, he like writes about his trip and it puts it in and it makes a song. And people are commenting on his TikToks from other places. And they're like, we like San Juan more. And he's like, okay. Like, I'm not an artist. This has nothing to do with me. I wonder if this song is like genuinely like benefiting Puerto Rico.

Because like I haven't thought about Puerto Rico this much in like a minute. You know? Like I wonder if people are now like wanting to go to Puerto Rico more. I didn't even see the video. I've only heard the song. It's educational in a way. Anyway. I know nothing about Puerto Rico.

I don't totally know where it is. You're like from Cuba. What? I family from there. You family from Puerto Rico? Kind of. Huh? Like an aunt.

An aunt is from Puerto Rico? Yeah, she's Puerto Rican. But, like, she's not by blood. Like, this. Like, one of my uncles, like, moved to Puerto Rico and married a Puerto Rican woman. And so now I have Puerto Rican cousins. You scared me. I was like, I don't know this.

I'm not Puerto Rican. Not scared me. But I have Puerto Rican family. Does that make sense? Yeah, by marriage. Yeah, but like the cousins. are blood. Will you go?

But the aunt is not blood. I don't think they live in Puerto Rico anymore. Ugh. I've met them like once. You should text them. But they are good people. I love, have you heard the song? No, I mean, this could reconnect families.

You should reach out. Okay. I have to tell you something, but are you ready? This is something I've been meaning to say for a long time, but I kept slipping my mind. It is poop related Permission Granted

Let me have a few more sips out of my Connor mug Okay For this one Those mugs suck Sorry Patrick Those are the worst Don't be mean No I persona

You know I personify all of my dishes I love these That mug gives me like Co-worker carpooling with me To like a work thing And Oh wait No

Co-worker definitely co-worker I'm stuck in a situation what is this situation co-worker work retreat randomly assigned share hotel room

co-worker and they're drinking out of this mug no they are that mug to me oh okay you don't have that your dishes at your house you don't have a favorite dish

that you like feel close to of course I do but it's not like I'm like you're my co-worker I just like the way you look it. Oh, we're different. See, like, you're my family, you're my friend. If I don't use you, I think you'll feel bad. My fork that's rounded and doesn't hurt when I cut hard, that's my family member. Yeah, no, I never really personified objects, just things with faces. My front left, my front right burner on my stove. If I don't use that, I really truly feel like,

I'm going to feel guilty. That's fine. That's, like, it's like going behind someone's back and not telling front right burner. Okay. Don't get me started about Ram. I'm I won't. Do you want to hear about it? Hello, no. Come on. No, I have to tell you something. I only have four rambicans.

I've been trying to tell you something. Doesn't care about my rambicans at the record show. Tell me. I just like, forgive me for pushing off the poop convo just a little bit further into the episode. It's fine. Okay. We are like a significant amount in. Okay, poop me.

This happened a while ago, but. You've been holding this back? I keep forgetting to tell you. Basically, both of my boys are really good at using the litter box. Yeah. And they always have been since they were babies. but like kind of recently like a few months ago there started like maybe like every two weeks

just being like a little poop like here and there and it was like weird because it was such like an intentional poop like it was not like they like it was like a turd like they didn't have a stomachache or anything clearly this is going to be like poop heavy whoa either like it was like

you had to have pushed this out like you did not like have diarrhea on the floor like you were not having a stomachache like this was an intentional thing. But it's like kind of just, it started later in their lives. And it only happened like once every three weeks or so. So I was like, okay, weird for my kids who are so good at the litter box, but whatever. And it's a very like, I can't stress this enough.

It always looked the same, this little turd. Yeah. Getting chills. Yeah. And so a few months ago. Related chills. John. started gagging.

And I was like, oh, he's throwing up. So like obviously rushed towards him. I want to be there with him if he's not feeling a ball. So eyes and ears closed while that's happening. And then when it was done, open my eyes. There's the poop on the ground. The turd. The turd.

So I was like, did you just throw up poop? All of these poops that I've been seeing have been coming out of John So John has been pooping out of his mouth. So obviously, I think he's dying. I'm freaking the fuck out, Googling cat poop out of mouth. Hi, hello, cat poop out. Oh, that's a very unadhusiastic hello for me. I'm worried about this.

And guess what? I just did cat pooping. The suggested search immediately fill in out of mouth. This is a very common problem because guess what? Have you ever seen a hairball? No, you haven't. I had a cat, Brooke. Do you know that it looks like a poop?

Like, like maybe? No, Izzy, I'm sorry. Did you have your contact in? This is a poop. Yeah, go maybe one, two, three, five, the sixth one next to him. That's a, uh, two moreover. No, just that like that piece of poop.

Yeah. Yeah, like I've, that's a hairball. Yeah, I know. I've seen hairballs. Yeah, I. But mine boys. looked like more like poop than that. So imagine.

Yeah. That's a hairball. You're telling me that's a hairball. You're telling me that's a hairball? I'll give you that that does not look like a hairball. Because it's not. That is what a hairball looks like. No, no, no.

Yes. Is he just had to Google cat hairball. Look at all of them. We have to get it. No, I think I get it. I understand. But why didn't doc, like the vets should tell you like, hey, don't worry, like new cat owner.

Like if it looks like your cat's pooping out of its mouth, that's what a hairball looks like. Because that's not what the media has portrayed hairballs as. They portrayed it as more of a ball of hair. I do want to say like my cat's hairballs didn't look like fat turds, like fat long turds. Like that's crazy. They are fat long turds.

No, mine was very hair heavy, so it was very clear. And also there was like... What color was your cat? Like gray. I guess maybe because I have black cats. That's like it's pretty much a poop. So okay, turdgate is closed, right? Thirdgate is closed, but it's no less upsetting.

It's more upsetting. And it causes them discomfort, which I don't care for. Hairballs are normal. They are normal. I wonder if any have ever come from Rob. I'm really curious because I only saw that one. I got to keep taking me just don't move your shirt. Oh, wait.

just hang on i know that i'm going to do a collection of brook's shirt every time i see it in like a different shape and i'm going to share them at the end of the episode it's remarkable what's happening to zax just showed up to my house i didn't order it what a coincidence i don't think it's a coincidence i do think someone ordered it no what a coincidence based on my experience on monday what's your experience on monday i texted you i texted you both i forget I saw him. Oh, and you think I didn't have a dream about him last night? By the way, I'm wearing a Troy Bolton shirt.

Don't move. No, don't move. I just didn't. You just put your chest out in that way. Honor. Brooke! Hello! Hang on, don't move.

I don't know who ordered this for me. I checked in with everybody that I know, so I do think it was someone that I didn't know. But I'm grateful for it. It is weird. but I love it he was in my dream last night well yeah he's ever present this week because I went to the Lakers game on Monday

I lucked out someone gave me tickets to these amazing seats and Lakers having a really bad season I'm not totally like a basketball man I do love going to Lakers games it's very cool I want to go to a Dodgers game

I would go to a Dodgers game with you We are historically. Farmers. Bump but um bum bum bum bum bum. Is that just? You said we are like that. Oh, okay. Sorry.

No, it's fine. I just, I was going to say, um, hello. No. I was going to say we're historically very, we have historically, a lot of much. The buses are very late. The buses are nasty. And we waited a periodically long time. For the Lakers? No, now we're both tweaking. We had a good time at a Dodgers game that one time. And we have to go back. Yeah. The one where I was crying. Yeah. And then we started laughing. Yeah. We did. We did. We did a little bit of shrooms. And so emotions were high. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did. No, we did. No, we did. Yeah, we did. No, we did not. No, we did not. Yeah, we did.

I would not have done that at that time in my life. Brooke, we did. I swear to God, there's no way. Cross my heart, hope to die. Like chocolate? Yeah. What was the context of it? We were just like, let's do it.

At the Dodgers game? Before. Where? Like at your house? Yeah. I don't think there's a way. I promise. There's a will.

I really don't agree. But that would make a lot of sense. Yeah, I'm telling you that's what happened. I don't agree. Unless you gave someone to me without me knowing. I would not slip shrooms into your drink. I don't have an interest in you not knowing that you're on shrooms. I just don't think I don't remember that.

Is that a side effect of shrooms? Like, yeah. I told you when I went and got that massage and I thought I was eating chocolate before my massage, the massage that gave me COVID. And they were playing music. on this little boom box and it was that song from not Ave Maria but um it was like something adjacent to Ave Maria and it was playing at a boom box in this like tent that I was getting massage in and they were massaging me and I like my emotions were overflowing and I started crying through that

little face hole in the massage table and I was like what is going on why am I so moved by this and like the guy's that was the fingernail one where the guy's fingernail was like scraping me on while he massaged me and then I got COVID like all around was worth every every $15 that I spent on that and then I was like oh my god I ate that shroom chocolate what were we talking about Zach Ephron so I was at the Lakers game and I'm looking around it was crazy it was so star-studded it was usher sitting here Jessica Alba and Odessa Dazian or whatever I don't know how to say her last name I just read her Instagram name so I don't know when her last name starts We do.

I read it in Odessa's insane. I don't know where her first name ends in her last. Yeah. So Odessa was with Jessica Alba. And Leonardo DiCaprio was sitting right in front of me. And I think he was with like two young influencer girls, like bleach blonde hair influencer. That is a likely. No, but it was weird because he's usually with like an Italian, still 22 year old.

But like these were like L.A. Like influencer type. I mean, I, yeah. It was not like, anyways. And then next to him, not right away, there was like a bunch of those people that like definitely like talent agents. And then then, then it was Miles Teller and then Zach Afron. My man, my ma'am. And they were talking the whole time.

And I was like, that's Zach Ephron. Like I immediately clocked it. And they're talking and they're hanging out. And then like Miles Teller gets put on the jumbo tron and it's half of Zach Efron's face. You know? You know. I know. Izzy, put up, can you put up the photo I sent you guys where he walked by and I was like,

I got to send a photo to these guys? I was like, it's weird that they're not highlighting Zach at Fromm. Yeah, and you know what? I should have noted that when you sent that to me. But really, there was no doubt in my mind that that was Zach. If you are listening to audio, you should look at this because it's pretty alarming. It's remarkable. This one I was like, that's not Zach.

Here's the photo. That one I didn't think was that. Yeah. No, it doesn't look like him at all. all like in any way but then his his we got to go to the next one his profile on the image was like completely zee that is the e on the jumbo yeah and then go when you see the screenshot that i sent next you're going to be let's that that's that that was that that's a remarkably bright creature yeah 100 yeah 150 and i'm thinking okay cool locked and loaded and then i'm getting my car from valet and he

up and I get a straight full frontal. This guy was like Asian or like have Asian or like he was like not white. Not Zach? It was not Zach but it was like so close and it makes me think that like that to me I would have said you sent that to me. I said wow. No it was it was like perhaps he's gotten a little bit more touch touch ups in the stew. Oh so you're saying it was Zach?

You think it was Zach? Maybe. No, if it was that they would have put him on the job. Dumbo with Miles. I don't think he would have done his eyebrows that dark because he doesn't have that dark eyebrows. I don't think it was Zach, but it is an alarming doppel. But yeah, or you know what, they should. I mean, if anyone's looking for a body double for Zach Ephron, I found one. It's remarkable. It's remarkable. That is that is that is Zach Efron. Yeah. So are you sure it wasn't? 100. 100 p. How about you ask Dylan?

Or is that weird to send him a video of his brother? The way I forget their brothers and sisters, like, it's crazy. No, sometimes Dylan will say, like, my brother, and it just, like, won't occur to me to me to, like, four hours later that he's like, I'm like, okay, you're talking about Zach Efron. Okay. Um, what was he going to say? Hey, guys, we want to take a break to thank a sponsor of today's episode, Rocket Money. Managing my finances has always felt like one of those things I know I should be on top of,

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It's not that, it's just like, stupid. So I'll pass, actually. No, you should say. Basically, Ariana Grande invited me to her concert. Don't move. Okay.

Keep talking, though. And there was a lot that went on in the woods by the concert. I did, I did end up shooting someone, but that isn't relevant to the Zach Efron portion of the dream in which he was congratulating me.

I had basically solved this huge FBI case in the woods next to the Ariana Grande concert that was connected to the stadium. And, you know, I had brought the unsub in, justice restored. The what? The unsub. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And Zach came up to me, or Ariana said something into the mic and was like, Brooke, it's finally time. we have someone we want you to meet. And then I pulled me over to Zach. And then Zach was like, I have to be honest. Like, I already know who you are. And then at the same time as he said, you're friends with Dylan.

I said, you know Lady Ephron? And so he was like, what? And then I was like, yes, I'm friends with Dylan. And he was like, no, what did you say? And then I had to explain Lady Ephron. And it was so embarrassing. That's funny. How did you not thinking even in your wife?

wildest dreams that that wouldn't be a little bit endearing for the young man. In the dream? Yeah. I don't know. I would, I don't know if that would be endearing. At this point. To be like, I am 30 and I go by Lady Ephron sometimes on the internet. Thank you.

Hello. Hi. No, that's, you're, you're comedian. I'm actually 29, though, so it could be funny. Yeah. Get it in while you can. Yeah. Well, that's fun.

Thank you. you so much. I think you, I'm sure you were there. Probably in the background, screaming. I'm sure you were there. Wait for me. I'm sure you were there. Um, you're, I'm the one you shot. No, no, no, no. I didn't shoot you. Also, it was not a fatal shot. I was just able to disarm. Well done. Thank you. Neutralize the threat. Patriot. Um, my gun came out of nowhere. Speaking of a situation like that. Yeah. this morning this is just like a story i'm going to tell quickly it's not related to anything i just

forgot it happened this morning i texted i was texting maggie because she talks um a little bit about tucker carlson in her set and Tucker carlson was just listed as a domestic terrorist by the white house and i texted maggie Tucker carlson just listed as domestic terrorist by the white house texted sent I think you have the wrong person Nice Hope you're doing well texted my high school soccer coach's wife

That Tucker Carlisland has been listed as a Is her name Maggie No I'm not gonna say But it's A lot of the same letters Okay That's the worst

Yeah She said hope you're wrong person Hope you're well I said well just so you know Tucker Carlson's FII Hello Hello

Yeah the domestic terrorist list is growing Can you explain what happened to you last night? Yeah. Nothing happened to me, by the way. Can you explain what you went through last? Yeah. Well, okay. Okay.

So last night, basically, um, Alex Edelman, who's a comedian, very funny. One of my buddies messaged me over the weekend and was like, I have a show at, at UCSD in San Diego. Um, would you want to jump on? And I think, yeah. Oh my God. I'm a huge fan of his. He's so funny. Let's do it.

it. And then I'm so this didn't go there anyway. So like there was no schedule or anything. And then like day of we're like driving down. And he's like, oh, it's at this this auditorium, blah, blah, blah. And then he starts laughing. I was like, oh my God, I didn't realize this is for the Jewish arts festival. Yeah. And so I arrive and there is like Shabbat music playing in the green room. Which I found so interesting because it was a Tuesday. It was a Tuesday. Yeah. Like, the song Connor sent me a voice memo and like the song that you sent me is something that is sung on Shabbat. Yeah. And it was I think it was just maybe to get me in the mood. And then we went upstairs and like the the median age of of the group attending was probably 75.

But I feel like you would love that, no? Yeah. Like yeah. Was it like a religious Jewish community or was it like a like Larry David? I don't know. It was not a bunch of Larry Davids for sure. But the thing is, like, anytime you get like an audience, you want to like tailor, I tailor my set. You know, like when I'm in the South, I'm like. Sure. Vaccines? Hello. I don't know. I don't know. But there I was like, I want to like. And they're like, I think it was like a little bit more things outside of my knowledge of Judaism. Like I like no enough. I hang out with like a lot of deep cut. Yeah, and like the things being said, and I had not prepared anything. And then I find out on, like basically when I walked on stage, I was mediating a conversation with Alex at the end. So it was kind of just like an improv-y thing, talk through things, open it up. I had a list of questions I was asking, kind of like running through and chatting with him, kind of like live. And we're talking about a set.

And like, immediately I'm like trying to do jokes at the beginning. And like, it was not even like pity laughs. like complete like what like what is this and which is not your fault no I think it was fine I do think that like given the audience like they might have just been like we're sitting and listening vibe yeah and I don't receive like sitting and listening very well um so I'm like okay let me just ask these questions and at some point I'm like okay we're asking the questions we do need to have a conversation that's what I'm here for and I'm forgetting like sayings and stuff and I'm saying things weird and like

and we're talking about a set and I'm like so when you're working to do a set blah blah blah you do have to like you're breaking it down he's like I had four hours of material I broke it down for my special new an hour and a half and I was like so you had to like cut your babies and I was like

okay that was not the saying in my head and then like because I'd been trying jokes I was like what if they think that was a circumcision joke uh huh and I'm sitting there fucking sweating. And then he's talking,

talking, I'm not even hearing a word he's saying because I'm in my head like they're thinking I made a circumcision joke and like no one like every like I'm looking around like everyone,

there's 700 people. I'm like everyone here's mad at me and then I go middle of a sentence. Kill your darlings. And it was like. I've never heard of kill your darlings. Like I couldn't even, I couldn't.

And no, but he was in the middle of sentence. Figure out what you meant by cut your babies. It's basically. I don't know if it applies anywhere else, but basically like when you're doing comedy and you have new jokes, you have to work into your set.

You still have a set time. Like if you're a comedian, you're doing an hour special. Right. And you have an hour and a half, you have to kill off some of your darlings. No, your darlings. I've never heard that.

You love these jokes and they feel like so key to you, but you have a better joke coming in. You've got to kill your darling. And that's another like cut the fat. Uh-huh. And sinuendo. Got it. Cut the babies.

was not right. No. And then I just cut him off and I was like, kill your darlings. And they probably thought I had Tourette's. You know what? That's probably best case scenario. It sure wasn't. I promise you. But he was happy. Okay, good. Yeah. And then we went to this dinner place last night. The way it was my dream venue. What was it? It's a bar, like dive bar. And it's like where I would put a pool table in this dive bar.

Binihana grill, you order your food, you cook it yourself and you sit around a grill and everyone's grilling and then you walk back to your table and you order your beers. What kind of food were you grilling? I got a flank steak and I got salmon. What about people who don't want to do that? You can go in there and sit and drink. No, what about people who want to eat but not grill it themselves? Better bring a friend that wants to grill.

Wow. So it's not even an option for the kitchen to make it for you? I'm not sure. But the beauty. So they just bring you out raw meat? Yep. I would not trust myself to cook it thoroughly. They have directions like on the thing.

It's like if it feels like. Doesn't matter. If it feels like your cheek, then it's ready to go. Doesn't matter. I'm not going to put my hand on a hot piece of meat. But it was very, very cool. It was like a cool experience to me. Okay.

I love that. Yeah. Another San Diego experience where I was like in San Diego, you know how I was talk about San Diego? I'm like every time I go, it's like I'm in a different place. Another night where I'm like I don't recognize anything. I've never been here. That's kind of, I love San Diego.

You know that. You know my, I was in La Jolla. Off La Jolla. But I drove back up here. I'm thinking I'll leave really early and I'll get up here and we'll celebrate Izzy's birthday and everything. I'll leave. Suggested time to leave on ways.

540. Okay. Hello. Did you leave at 540? Yeah. Can you believe it? No. I'm at 540.

I honestly like called my dad, listened to music, sang. How long was the drive? Two hours, 48 minutes. Why was it so long? There's traffic. There's traffic. No, the way people are crashing in the morning is crazy. It's like not like afternoon crashing.

It's like full-blown 18-wheeler turned over. I felt so bad for the people going south because an 18-wheeler on that two-lane road when you're going down to San Diego and the oceans on your right, there's no other road. You can't even exit. You're just on this road. An 18-wheeler fell blocked. Like there's no going around the 18-wheeler. It was 20 miles stop. I wouldn't be here right now.

Thank you That sucks It does suck But I'm glad that you made it in one piece Thanks Oh I was gonna tell you also This was like related to this

Did Netflix as a joke last week Oh wait yeah Let's talk about it Well the biggest thing for me And like the thing that I did last night Like with Alex And I've been like Kind of I've been

Kind of talking to like other Like legitimate comedians this week And it's the most real comedians have ever talked to me. Like they don't like, you know, because, and Alex is pretty open. Like, he just doesn't, he doesn't holding the back. And he's like, yeah, I came to a show at Gramerstein. I was like, I don't need to go to this TikTok or show. And I'm like, I know that's how everybody thinks about people that start comedy on TikTok. And like, I remember being in green rooms and like, no one. I feel that way too. Yeah, no one would talk to me. And then you go out and

you prove yourself. And then they're like, oh. But there is like territorial. Like I'm already seeing like new people come out and start doing comedy. I'm like, stop. Oh, I get mad when other influencers write books. I'm like you. Yeah. No, it's like the gate should have closed after I went, my turn. I want to go. Hello.

My turn. Do you know what that's from? No. Forget it. Who cares? Who gives a fuck? It's from that episode of The Office. It's just freaking incredible dinner party.

Oh. When Michael goes, my turn in Jan is like, whoa, babe. I just. It's so good. It's the best episode. That's the Asabuka has to brace for three. I just watched that with the TV. Yeah.

The plasma. Sorry, did I cut you off? No, I'm wondering what's happening in my stomach. Okay. No, that was it. It's just like, this is like, it's like legitimized the comedy. Well, what did he say you proved yourself? No, he didn't come.

I thought he went to Gramercy. He went to Gramercy two years ago. Okay. And I was like, have you been holding on like to this? So there's our first time meeting on our three-air drive down to San Diego. Okay. But we have like a ton of mutual friends. Oh, that's my worst nightmare.

Hello. Hi. It was okay. Were you driving or shopping? I mean, it was good. It was good. I was driving. I have this little Hyundai.

That's like half electric, half gas. Oh, hell yeah. It's like I get it. It was awesome. I've filled up the tank one time. Like two and from San Diego? No, like the whole time I've been here. I've been here for two weeks.

Oh, wow. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah, like no one, like you're listening to a podcast where I'm telling you that I filled up my tank and my Hyundai is amazing. Sorry. Like, I'll move forward. But that was, that was a good show. Like, that was like one of my more fun shows just because it like went really well.

But I talked to. It was so good. Thanks. Thanks for coming. So proud. You Brooke came. My grandma came. I didn't get to see me, me.

Cousin Logan came. Understandably. I did get to see cousin Logan. She got in a lot of trouble for taking a picture. you. They were so, there was this one guy that was so strict Connor, you couldn't breathe without him breathing down your neck. That was like the craziest. The venue was like so insane. We did a meet and greet after and we all went upstairs and like there was not a single person on the staff there. And it was just like bizarre. And we were like so far away from everyone and we didn't know what to do.

And there were like people that had bought meet greet tickets and they were just standing in the room with you and I. And they're like, what do we do? And I was like, I don't know where we are. Yeah, I didn't know what was going on there, but I loved every second of it. And you're amazing and shit like that. It was very fun. It was fun. I think, I don't know. But no, it's fine.

Okay. But, and then that's the last thing I'll, well, I go to Milwaukee this weekend. I'll see you in Milwaukee for a show. And then why? I just like get confused. So now you're just doing like one-off shows. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Keeping fresh because I film my. Keeping fresh. I'm not calling it a special. I'm filming a spectacle first month of June. And I'm going to read it off where I'm going because I want you guys to come. I haven't announced. I think this will be announced by the time we go live with this.

But June 10th and 11th, I'm in Fort Lauderdale. June 12th. I'm in Tampa. And June 13th, I'm in Orlando with Maggie Winters and Xavier Phillips. Phibs and friends. We're taping it. We're taping a special is what people call it. But it's a spectacle because it's going to be very different.

I love that y'all are like a little family. It's great. It really is. So it makes it so easy and we have such a different dynamic. Yeah. It's very fun. It's so good. And I can't wait to be in Florida.

I know. I love Florida. It's going to be great. And you're going to be on tour too well. I'm on tour. We're going to be two touring. We better talk about, do we talk about scheduling yet? Yes, we did, baby.

Spooky. I am, I guess, nesting, you could say. In preparation of Phoebe and Tour. Good. I'm not kidding. And like this is mental illness, but it's fine because, like, I know I will snap out of it, like, when I have to because I don't have another choice. I have gone complete, like, agoraphobic, like can't leave the house unless I have to. Sunlight, like, burns my eyes and skin.

Like, I cannot leave the house. Like, in preparation. Like, I think my body and mine knows that, like, I will not be home for a while. And so my body is bound to the home, like, legally. And, like, there's, like, a biological component of my body that, like, cannot step up. outside or do any or respond to an email or text it's really amazing that's okay that's okay I don't I wish I had like some something deep to say um there's nothing and like everyone is like concerned in a way that I'm like no like it will have it will it will totally subside the moment I

step on the plane because it has to it'll understand but like I am definitely nesting that's awesome to me because I'll be I'll be like moving around doing a ton of stuff and then I'll go do the traveling stuff and then I'm like I'm going to end it. Yeah. I'm going to end it all. Yeah. I nest post. I nest in post. Okay. So I'm definitely nesting pre and like I almost can't even imagine what will happen post. What I'm worried about is that I come back on the weekends for a day and I'm worried about getting like having to leave again and like if my body will let me. Yeah. You know? So it'll be interesting to see. I think.

you'll just be on autopilot. Like I think your feet will just move and your body will move and you'll go to the airport and you'll pack your bags and it'll be just like. I'm just so curious. Like, so excited and so lucky. I'm just very curious about how I'm going to handle it. I'm looking forward to finding out.

I think it'll be kind of like you're on crack. Like, I think it's going to be awesome. I definitely wonder. I think you're going to be at Eric to do it. I definitely wonder. So that's exciting. And less than two weeks.

Less than two weeks for P-B-G-E-L-I. PBGLA oh that's why I want to make TikToks because I'm gonna do a promo for Phoebe but just like in my own way What will the way be like you just have to agree to do all these TikToks with me that are fun and I'll make the caption Phoebe Berman X amount of days out That works perfect because they're fun it will it will be so fun I want to do the Puerto Rico song but I don't want to get in trouble if it's AI honestly no everyone's come to terms with that I don't like I don't get it like some people are like some things are okay and some things are not I don't know where the line is it's true I don't know. It's truly like we like this person. They can use AI.

I don't get that. Is anyone mad at Reese Witherspoon? I'm confused. Yes. Okay. Yeah, but she doubled down. I know. Well, she's a business woman.

Like, it truly is like she doesn't, she's not reading any feedback from people. Like I don't actually, I'm done saying commercial things. You can't say it. I can. I will just say like when you're, she's adapting these amazing books. It's like at what point do you need AI for that? Like what do you have the? You have that and then you have writers.

Like I'm confused like where AI would come in. I don't think that she plans on using AI. I'd say it feels like a message of someone getting ahead of it. I think she's just like I want to understand it because it's happening whether we like it or not. I did not take it as I'm going to be implementing AI into my projects. But to each their own. That's how I received it. but I'll keep it very open mind.

I hope not. I really like her. Yeah, we'll keep our. But the Puerto Rican, the Puerto Rican guy, Puerto Rican guy can use it. That song, like, you are the only exception. I love that song.

Yeah, it's really good. Paramour. And still into you by Paramore. Yeah, it's a good song. I listened to it on the way here. No, you did not. Yeah, you know what else I listened to? I promise you,

because it was on a really weird playlist. believe women. Yeah, I listened to that song on the way here. I also listen to no, no, no, no, don't funk with my heart. I miss the days when like song names would be like, don't funk with my heart. And it was like, oh, you're bad. Like, if you seek Amy. Oh, that was my other example. Literally took five years. No. Literally one day in the most random. Like I was in the supermarket and it dawned on. No, it was like, in your window. I'm like, and I'm going to listen to my bedroom and my parents are and now the songs are like, eat my pussy immediately.

Yeah. Remember you in your hand by Pink? No. You don't remember that one? That's our bonus song. You don't remember you in your hand. It's just you in your hand in the night. That was so good.

No, I didn't know that. I had no idea what she would talk, what she meant. Oh, I get it. Yeah. Wow. I didn't. Until I did, multiple years later.

Until I did, multiple times later. I remember poor. Gabby, my sister, like, had older siblings, obviously. And so she would get in trouble for explaining what songs meant to her classmates because she was just trying to get ahead of it and warn them. And she got in trouble for telling everybody, what's that whistle song? Are you going to blow my whistle baby? Yes.

So she let everyone know just the subtext and the deeper meaning behind that song. And she got in trouble. Which she shouldn't have. I truly think that's an art that we need to bring back like these kids. It's like, she's dissecting lyrics. It's genuinely impossible for that. Like, it's just, it's just handed out now. It's like, this song is about sucking and blowing dicks, you know?

Yeah. Candy shop. Brilliant work. Also, lollipop. Yeah. That was really, I remember someone telling me about that and I was little and I was like, this is deeply upsetting. No, no, no. The beginning of the song is, call me so I can make it juicy for you.

I go, how do you make a lollipop juicy? What does he mean by that? So good that Make me want to lick the rapper That could mean He actually said no homo No homo but I want to lick the rapper Did he say no homo?

Yeah I want to bring that back I think you can If you're an ally I said he's so sweet Make her want to lick the rapper No homo So I could get out of it

Oh the first thing he says is no homo No homo said he's so sweet make her want to lick the rapper. He's just like talking about his buddy? I, no. What, wait, what song is this? Lollipop. I was talking about, I'll take you to the candy shop.

Candy shop. Yeah, I mean, this was just like an off sheet, I'm sure. Sorry. She, she lick me like a lollipop, yeah. She lick me like a lollipop, lollypop, lollipop, yeah. She lick me like a lollipop, lollipop, yeah. She lick me like a lollipop, lollipop, yeah. And that's in honor of Tucker Carlson being a domestic terrorist.

I wanted to read it like him. Shottie want to thug, yeah. Bottles in the club, yeah. Shottie want to hump. You know I like to touch. Yeah. Your lovely lady lumps. Yeah.

I want to talk about the no homo. Sure. Because I don't get it. So, okay, intro, little Wayne. Ow, uh-huh. Can we click on the genius lyrics? Maybe they can explain them to us? No homo.

Like he says, the first thing he says is no homo. homo. Here Little Wayne expresses his intention before he starts saying, no homo, he's not gay. But just he is setting the scene for the entire song. The word rapper creates... But what could be perceived as gay? He's a rapper and he's talking about a rapper

for a piece of candy. You want to lick it because it's so sweet. She wants to lick his cock and balls. But what could be gay about that? He's quoting her, but in the song you can't hear him do quotation marks. Okay, so he's singing from the POV of a woman. She wants to lick the rapper of

lollipop as it's so sweet she wants to lick little wane the rapper he's getting in the head of a woman and he's like no homo i'm singing from the pov of a woman i'm not yearning for this cock and balls exactly brock okay get it symbolism is everywhere i get it for those who wish to see it i get it this is a this is a brilliant song this was one of my favorite songs one of my first songs i split headphones with someone for mine was pussy money weed fabulous piece of war yeah i also that was Wow, I didn't know that you listened to any little way Only because my crush liked it I was making my Facebook status a little lame in the lyrics

He was great He's one of my favorites Mine too What were we talking about before this? I don't know Oh We're about to do wordal on the bonus And okay

I really like I really want to say something Okay Let me like read back What I was thinking about it Before I say it Just to make sure like this is Koch I have to sneeze

Thank you Everyone copes differently To announce a hosting Of Wordle To cope with your Odd and Mysterious murder Of your elderly mother

Wait Wait wait wait Did she say that she was launching this in order to cope? No I would probably just be nesting right now I don't know I mean what she's supposed to do just lock herself in her house.

I'm sorry, the wordle of it all, like, really changed. Like, if she was, the new host of Jeopardy, I'd be like, that's a noble step. Just like, whirdle? Oh, to me, like, that perhaps a worldel game show could be the only thing that brings me back from the ashes. Okay, you just re, re, re, did, hello. Like, it's light and, like, executive produced. Fun. There's, like, a lot of nefariousness in this.

Like, the Jimmy Fallon. Fallon of it all. And like the wordle of it all. I don't love the Jimmy Fallon of it all. But like I think this could be a good project for her. I really do. Why is the Holocaust trending? I don't know.

Okay. Maybe that's not how we end. I don't want to end on the Holocaust. Can we end with I can touch my toes again? What do you mean? I remember how I've been working on having to touch my toes for like the past three years? Genuinely no. Okay.

I can touch him again. Yay. That's how we can end. All right. Because if I tried to try to prove it to you, I would, uh, what's this? I don't know. What's that? I don't know.

What's it? Oh, accordion. Cordian. I do accordion out some pee. Okay. Gotcha. I would pee. All right.

Thank you guys so much for listening. We'll see you about it. Love you. Love you. Thank you, Izzy for everything that you do for us. Bye. Hey, y'all. It's Kelly Clarkson with Wayfair.

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