Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Never Meet Your Hall Pass

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

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That I was like there's something like really wrong. Something bad's going to happen. It was happening to me. We reverse. No, but I'm just saying like if ever I'm like not tired or in a good mood, which are two emotions that I'm not used to, I feel like something horrible is going to happen. But I just got tired. All as well.

All as well. Yeah. I know that. It's going to be a good day. That is like a sketchy feeling to be like. You have to wake up and be like, I feel fine. That doesn't feel, that does not sit right at all. Right. That's, it all goes back to Shrek.

It's quiet. Too quiet. Yeah. That's how I feel. That's what, that's what I say about my body right before. What happened this morning happened. You want to talk about it or not really. Hey, Brooke. Hi, Connor.

Are you ready to MAP? I'm ready to pee. Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own and it's all. Awesome. Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five. Where were you? In Pennsylvania.

Touch grass, might I suggest. We're just going to dive right in today. I'm not going to talk about what happened. Like, straight up, no one deserves to hear it. I'll spare you. Like, it's done being a joke. Like, we talk about bowel movements every single day on the podcast. Like, I'm done.

I'm moving on for everybody else's sake because I know, I know when. when it's enough to stop. So I just wanted to give you the opportunity. If you wanted to take it and if you don't, that's fine. Thank you for allowing me to use my platform to talk about my BM. I'm not going to, I'm choosing not to. But I will say that yesterday I ordered

from this Thai restaurant that was so good. I'm not gonna talk about IBM. That being said, I ordered tie last night. It was so good. Like it was so good. I was like, that's when like, you know, you're like, I'm so happy, I'm so pleased. I mean, I have a whole bowl of ice cream.

That's like enormous. You confused. me so much last night because you sent me a picture of your ice cream and you're like I made this and I was like what do you mean you made it and you were like I made this myself and I was like you churned you turned that ice cream tonight and you were like what and I was like what do you mean how did you make the ice cream I mean like I put chunky peanut butter Nutella and into my vanilla ice cream and I swirled it around I made the flavor okay you made I made that flavor I made a unique flavor but you didn't make the ice cream i literally thought you were turning i thought

well well no here's the deal we were both high correct so like that was a conversation that should have never even started between you didn't me because that was never it was never gonna work out yeah you're right like we should need to call it right away we're not right we went back and forth mirage conversation yeah and then i just started sending like this because it was over snapchat And Snapchat kept like, do you want to use this bitmoji gif, like to explain yourself? And I was like, yeah, maybe. Yeah, 100%. And it was me like a huge hand like spanking Brooks bitmoji.

And I was like, I swirled it. Like the capture was like, I swirled it. And I was like smacking her bitmoji ass. And then I responded with the same bitmojee, but this time I'm smacking your ass. And they just said, what? And then I think I just didn't respond. By the way, I didn't think I wasn't, I wasn't laughing at all in the moment. I was like, why doesn't you get it?

No, and I was like, what's wrong with him? Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. I just want to say like, spicy. Here's what I'll walk you through. I'm just going to let me be. Heed my warning.

Do not order spicy chicken curry and then churn almost a half gallon of ice cream. And then eat. that and expect to make it on time to your 9 a.m. What time did you leave the house? 8.54. Yeah. I was up though. I sat up to you at 7.15. I was like, let's get this bread again. Like, let's get after it. Right. That's not what you said. I said I can't believe it's already time to get this bread again. Oh, no. I thought you said

something horrible is about to happen. I thought you went right into the. That was late. That was a few minutes later. It was just like, obviously like, Too much of a good thing is not a good thing. Right. Yeah, I agree. I've been there. I could eat, like, it just sucks about, meal sizes shouldn't,

you shouldn't hand me that open dish because, like, I'm already sitting on my couch. What am I going to do? Put up once I'm full, get up, and put it away. Mm-hmm. Well, that's the thing about Europe. They give you the correct portion. They give you the correct portion size

and something I've learned recently. there is vegetable oil or canola oil in every single thing that I eat. Yeah. Because I saw a TikTok that was like, you probably have inflammation and you have inflammation because of XYZ. I'll believe anything TikTok tells me from a medical standpoint. So I've been trying to avoid those things. They're in every single thing that I like.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, it's funny because we do all these things like the seed and the poppy for gut health. But then like I just absolutely send bombs down to my stomach. Like at all changes I get, I go, hmm, maybe this, maybe this seed, good luck down there. Like I send it down and it's like fighting for its damn life. Right, right. Right. I don't know, man. I don't know at all.

Yeah, me neither. Did you get that new poppy flavor, by the way, really quick? It's cranberry fizz. Oh, I've had that one. Ordered a whole case. Yeah. Well, you know, I have a really hard time with bubbles. Oh, yeah.

It hurts my throat. but Poppy I like I can I try it's not that corroborated I feel like corbinated no I try because it's also good for you so I do like try to train my taste buds to get used to bubbles with poppy yeah yeah but I guess that's good because like even as a kid like I like I hated soda yeah that is good which is good that is good like the one vice that I actually like don't like yeah um I started having Diet Coke's reason and then I like totally started to understand like how people do it and I like one weekend to having one Diet Coke a day kind of thing. I was like oh I feel shittier. Oh really? I thought you were gonna say you feel better. No no no no no no. Why does it make you feel shittier? You know what's weird is like that drink a Diet Coke to me which by the way love does diet cook mean no calories or no sugar or both both so what's in it? Well it's no calories or no sugar but like It's got to be chemicals. Yeah, that's like saying, oh, our cheese-its are made with real cheese.

Okay, like, we're not in first grade. You can be a little, like, you can just say, like, we don't know what's in it. You don't have to say real cheese. I'm sure there is, like, a small element of real cheese in addition to. Yeah, the guy's 3D printing the cheese-its was, like, eating real cheese and sneezed. Yeah. Like, that's the element of real cheese that's in my cheese. Right.

I guess, like, I'm going to eat it regardless of it. what you tell me is in it. Hey, so don't even, don't even worry. We're 100% real cheese. Hey, tell someone who cares. Right. And by the way, they're not buying cheese hits. The guys who eat cheeseits?

No, the guys that are looking for things made with real cheese. Oh, right. You're not like, oh, this is made with real cheese. Okay, I guess I'll get it. That's why you're doing it. I'm not on the hunting whole foods. Right. Something that's made for cheese.

Yeah. I'm not drenched in sweat, like, treking through the woods. Oh my God. I bet there's so much canole oil and cheese hits. I can just like if I close my eyes and look and see a cheese it, there is. there is a glistening on it. Is that the whole thing with,

is that a canola? What is it a canola? Like vegetable oil? I think it's similar. What's canola? Is that a seed? It could be a seed oil. Yeah.

Seed oils are the bad one. Okay, here's the thing. Every now and then, because I'm just like, obviously, you want to believe your mom. It's like, seed oils are bad. They're so bad for you. And then I like, like.

But seeds are good for you. Right. There's got to be something they do. The extraction process has to be. Right. Once you juice a seed. Yeah. Has to be dangerous.

All things, shit hits the fan once you juice the seed. Well, I was going to say it's not natural to juice a seed. So maybe that's what's bad. But almonds get juiced. Into milk. Yeah, and that's great for you. Is almonds? Oats get juiced.

Oats are getting juiced on the daily in my house. Yeah. Now tell me, wait, what is canola? Canola, oh, it's rapeseed oil. Oh. What's a grape seed? No, grape seed. What?

Rape seed? So it's from the rape seed plant. Has rapeseed been canceled yet or no? We're still doing rapesee. There's no way that we're still calling it rapeseed in this day and age. We're going on a hike. We heard the date rape plants are blooming right now. Like that is insane.

And I don't know how that's something that we don't talk about. Canola oil is a food grade version derived from rapeseed cultivars, specifically bred for low year. Okay. this is one of those things we chalk up to it is what it is yeah whatever you know it has vegetable oil in it my trader joe's hash browns and my trader joe's vegetable at uh spring rolls and literally also everything else as well no it's so hard there's one brand of chips potato chips that doesn't have seed oils the bolder ones no it's like adios farms or something my mom makes me like she'll put when i go

grocery shop for her when i'm home she's like these chips. If they don't have them, don't buy chips. I'm like, I'm getting chips because what am I going to eat on the car ride on the way home? Right. No, the boulder, like avocado oil ones are so good, they're just like $100 per bag. That's what it is. Wait, Boulder? Maybe I made that up. I think it says boulder on it. I think you did.

Let me shoot it back stuff for my mom. I'm closing eyes and I'm seeing Boulder in big red letters. I should just call her. I have missed like four of her calls in a row for like seven days straight. So I'm nervous to call her. Shoulder chips.

Yeah, that. Yeah, okay. Those are good. And those I'll eat a whole bag and be like, that was from the ground. So it's all Gucci. It's completely good. I'll wake up with like,

I have rolled over onto the boulders. No skin off my back. Because then they become, remember potato sticks? Do I? Then that's what they become. Shoelaces? No, like in the bat.

That in the can. Yeah. Who. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. That's what we should. You could always hear the, oh my God. Oh, my God.

Where are they now? Walmart.com. You could always hear the kid that got the potato sticks, Sean turned into class because he was like, shik, shika, shika, shika, shik. We don't talk about us as a brand enough. They're, they, they're a, potato chips. They're, they're, they're, thin as could be.

and they are nothing but they're the bare bones. And sometimes that's what you need. It's all you need. Because I don't need any sort of dressing up with potato. All you need is one, the bare bones of the plant and love, too. Uttz is made with love. You can, that gorgeous woman on it. She is, she is gorgeous.

You know who I'm talking about? She's right there. I see her on the screen. Oh, yeah, her. Uttz is a conglomerate, right? They own a ton of things. including oh my god look that it all comes back

back to me now that's awesome coming back to me as we speak that's really great Zappos are great chips also I thought they were shoes Zaps Zappos or Zaps

Zappos is a shoe website I was the shoe website Love it Verizon Is that what that On the left Anderson, exactly Exactly

Snyder, I know Snyder Very cool I love a good conglomerate It's always a fun puzzle Oh my god Outs owns TGI Fridays I guess that makes sense Because the logo's the same Oh the chips

They have a collab chip Awesome I'd love to do a collab Do I? Hit us up UTS If you send us anything Which I don't expect you to No

The What are they called? The six The sticks. The sticks. Pretzel. Sticks, right? No, not pretzels.

Oh, I'm sorry. God, potato sticks. Potato sticks. Oh, you know those pretzels that are like really dark brown? That's it. That's the end of the sentence. Yeah, I love those. Those are good too.

Ugh. Damn. I could live off of snack attacks. Do you have anything to say about it? No. Okay. No, I'm good on. I'm good on chips.

Okay. We can move on because I feel like this is the first episode in however many 90, whatever that I'm like I have so much to say. Oh, cool.

We can do that. Usually I'm just hoping you have a lot to say. I have one more thing to say because I'm going to forget because it's not in our list today and we already talked about Shrek. Did you guys hear

that there's an intern at whatever whoever puts out Shrek, Disney, I guess, I don't know, that accidentally leaked the release date for Shrek five and it's coming out next year and they accidentally posted it on LinkedIn. So let's take a moment of silence

for that intern and how they will never work again. That sucks. Have you seen Trek 3 and 4? Oh yeah, I've seen all this shows. I don't think I've seen 4. Oh, my mom sent me the chip brand. That's avocado oil. Trader Joe's kettle cooked

is olive oil, but not avocado. Oh, I know those as well. These ones, yeah. Yes, familiar with those. Oh, those are good. Oh, I love a, I love a, I love a chip that's like, we don't even know what happened when we put those in the incinerator. They're all different sizes.

Some are brown. Some are golden brown. They're all kind of unique. And sometimes you get a chip that's folded over on itself. Oh, I love those. Yeah, that's a special. Do you prefer folding on over itself or air bubble? Over itself, because it's the crunch.

And also, if you're dipping, reinforcement. What do you dip potato dip into? I'm calling for backup. We're going into the French onion dip. French onion. He's reaching and give him a folded over chip. So it doesn't break halfway off in the dip. And then he has to reach in and get like a different chip to fish out the first chip.

Did you do this this weekend that you're set? Um, okay. So Shrek 5 is coming as release day was allegedly leaked through an NBCU intern's resume. Oh my God. Because he put it on. That sucks. Oh no. He put it on his, he put it on his job description.

That really sucks. Generated consumer product. for the following project. Wicked, despicable me, and Shrek 5, parentheses, DreamWorks Animation 2025.

That's a damn shame. Oh my God. When Wicked comes out, you are going to hate me more than you've ever hated anyone in your life. Luckily, when Wicked comes out,

you'll have your podcast. I don't think I'll be able to contain it to just that. January 26, by the way, for anybody listening. January 26, Obsessed is coming out.

Thankfully, I think we'll have the Wicked trailer by then, if I'm correct. But unfortunately, I think it will need to see over to hear as well as it will probably be the only thing on my mind, except for Frozen 2, which will always be

on my mind for the rest of my life. Oh my gosh, one of their bullet points in this. Can we go back really quick? This makes me miss writing my job descriptions as like an intern because one of the bullet points here is visited retail stores. We should read each other's resumes. Walmart, Target, Marshals, Nordstrom, Hobby, I also did. I also did. this this weekend. And recapped, oh, that is a type of recaped findings and presentations with images and pertinent

information regarding both licensed and non-licensed merchandise. Recap presentations and images suit. Okay, so went in and was like, okay, I'm in charge of despicable me things and was like, these are on the shelves.

You know I've never had a LinkedIn? It's in a I went through many phases. It's, it's It can be a fun platform. I feel like there's not like a huge need in the teaching world. And also I just wanted to spare myself from the inevitable moment when I'm stalking someone. And they see that I have viewed it via my own LinkedIn account. So luckily that has never happened to me due to not having a LinkedIn.

That was one of the things with this platform LinkedIn where it was like that's a horrible feature. Well, there's no better professional networking site than LinkedIn. So for them to be like, you have to pay. the membership if you don't want people to see that you viewed their thing. Oh, I didn't know that was the catch. I thought it was in settings or something. No, you couldn't turn it off.

You could turn it off, I think, if you also turned it off where you wouldn't find out if anyone viewed your profile. But if you were looking for work, you would want to see that, like, some higher up wherever. You were trying to work, like, viewed your thing. But they kind of, I mean, I guess now with, like, Instagram and stuff,

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had enough of shopping from your couch. Done hoping it looks anything like the picture when you tear open that envelope. It's time for a little in-person spring treat. It's time for a trip to Ross. Work your magic. Sure. Some people do. Some people posted as a TikTok, hoping to get hired at TikTok or whatever. Remember that was a phase? Yeah. Jennifer Alex successfully did that. Yeah, she did do that. I feel like, and then a lot of people did after her, I feel like to. Yeah. But I think she was probably the last successful person to do that. Maybe the first also. First and last. First and last. Um, Okay, do you want to talk about your weekend and your shows? Yeah, sure.

I want to hear. Went to New York for New York Comedy Fest. Five shows, all very different and unique, all great. There's a couple sold-out shows. Oh, my gosh, wait, I had some gifts that people brought you to my shows. Oh, did you not bring them? I forgot to bring them due to the madness of this morning. Damn.

Well, good news is we're recording tomorrow as well. Yes. Do not forget them. I love presents. Yes. There was one, there was so many funny things that happened. The show on Thursday was my first, like,

sold out big show. And, like, it was so, it was so fun. And people were not afraid to, if they felt called by my spoken word, speak out. Oh my God. I saw that in the Facebook group. Yeah. Someone was like, do not speak unless spoken to.

Well, on God. It was interesting. You know, I'm not Matt Rife, so I'm not. Working the crowd as much, because I do. did write, you know, all the stuff. Not working the crowd and only work on the crowd.

Yeah. Yeah. His thing came out this morning, if we can quickly touch on that. We'll circle back later. But like people were talking. It was like kind of fun, but it was like a lot of different directions. So I have to figure out to figure that out. But in the front row, there's this girl and one of the jokes, it's like, it's pretty important to have a boyfriend that looks like he wants to kill himself in the crowd.

Because I'm like, okay, he's unfamiliar with. what idea or whatever like me so I can like chat with him and introduce myself right it's kind of fun luckily that man that suicidal man was in the front row this time so I was I was always saying oh look easy here we go and he If I like saw someone like wanting to kill themselves at my set I wouldn't be able to make it through the set Well I could feel him the whole time yeah because he really did want me you can feel energy Yeah it's true what they say it's it's true it's true what justine says you can feel energy in spaces he was sucking the life like because but I was like excited to do this this joke and um he like takes the gift bag and I was like let's just like knock this out real quick um you're her whole pass

yeah and I was like oh I don't know what to say now like it really like it should have been such a good like crowd work mom like I literally was so caught off guard by like you know the boy of her by the way the gift that she brought she made us friendship bracelets. I'm spacing on her name and I don't want to mess it up, but she made his friendship bracelets. One says vulve for you and one says uh for me. Oh my god. Did she specify that I get vulve and you get uh? Yeah, you had your own box. That's really sweet. Because I think that I think that when we set it up it was like that. But he was like here grab it and I was like I'm so scared. I'm going to reach your up and he's going to sock me in the face. So they just set it down

and I'll grab it in the second. But the whole past thing is. I feel like if he was truly like mad about it he wouldn't have said it you know i wouldn't like share that with somebody that i yeah am threatened by like i'm not giving you the ammo well the hall pass thing was funny because i was like hall passes should probably be a little bit inaccessible and not be posting where they are and welcoming everyone to come later that afternoon also i'll see everybody outside in a second right it should be like an impossible thing unless you're a make-a-wish person yeah yeah i don't know wish them well But it was really fun. That was fun.

No, I mean, it was good. It was, I, like, peaked out at the end, and he was laughing at one of the other comics. So that was good. Yeah, I think so. And then I think that was kind of it. We flew home, and now we're here. That's it? Yeah, it was fun shows, whatever.

I thought you would have so much more to say. I don't have that much more to say. Okay. Well, that was really sweet of you to feel. FaceTime me during one of your said. Yes. I went to the middle of nowhere this weekend. Yeah.

So we were supposed to, we wanted to go, me and my two friends, Channing and Alexa, wanted to go to like Arrowhead, which is like a sweet, like spot in the mountains by here. But we accidentally booked Arrow Bear Lake, which is not like Arrowhead, but like a teeny, tiny little town like 30 minutes away from it. Okay. So it was like very, like criminal minds kind of situation. So I didn't have any sort of service when you called. So I don't know what I didn't hear or see. It was fine.

It ended up really well. Well, I did want to because like one of the funniest parts in the thing is like when I talk about the podcast, which is the suicidal boyfriend part because I'm assuming he doesn't listen. Right. So I'm like, oh, we have a podcast blah blah blah. And everyone screams whatever. And I'm like, I called Brooke in and she's like, hey, whatever. And like it actually worked out really well because although you couldn't hear or see us, you were speaking. to the crowd as if they were like you could hear people.

I don't know how that happened. I didn't realize you couldn't hear us. But then at the end you froze and I was like, oh gosh, she's nervous. I thought you like literally froze like because you cry. And I was like, bye, Brooke, we love you. Hung up. I did get a stomach ache. Yeah.

Like when I heard people present. Well, I was nervous because we were in a basement at the stand. So I was like, I don't know if I'll have service. Oh. But the first night and we, we FaceTimed in, Scoop. bagel guy, which was fun. How'd you get his contact info? He's my neighbor.

Okay. So that was fun. Very cool. Yeah, it was good. It was really good. It was cool to be like working in New York. You know, I was like, I have stuff to do all the whole time I'm here. That's why it went by in a flash.

I need to go back for Doja Cat. Okay. Awesome. Yeah. You know what I did this weekend? What did you? At the cabin? At the cabin in the woods.

Yeah, I wouldn't even call it a cabin more of like a shed Finished a quarter of thorns and roses Okay, yeah Yeah It's not like great guys I don't know What's happening in the world around us That everyone's obsessed

I haven't started yet Just full transparency But when I posted last week Because I did buy the book My intention is to read the book I don't see how that is going to happen I'm determined because now I've got this was that was probably the past like nine days have been like the busiest nine days of my life

and I'm looking forward to unplugging and just diving headfirst into COTR I'm really looking forward to that too it's not horrible by any means it's just like I can't quite grasp the obsession but everyone is like the only reason you read the first book is to get to the second book I'll tell you like cousin Logan read all I know she she read it in one day would shock me to my core if she I didn't even know she could read I don't know either I don't know either I know either I know And she's like, I read all of them. I know. That shocked me.

She texted me. She responded to my story urgently. Me too. You bought this book. I'm like, fist up. I'm like, yeah, bitch, I bought the book. Like, what do you think? Why can't I buy a book?

And she's like, oh no, I was just excited to see what you thought. I was like, okay. Yeah, no, I'll let you know when I read it. But I was like ready to fight. But it was genuinely, when I say it was 50, 50 in my DMs, put the book down. not fucking read the book. Right.

And then the other one was like, this is, you need to dive head first into this book. It was 50-50. I know. But right down the middle, the independent voters were like, I just want to hear what you think about this book. I think that's the key piece. Yeah. Yeah, but everyone is saying that like the only reason you read the first is to get to the second. So now I'm going to read the second.

Because, and this is, I knew this before I read the first. So it's not fully a spoiler, but it's like if you want to know nothing, then don't listen to me right now. I kind of don't want to know anything. Okay. Should I go la la la la la la la la la Okay, go ahead Maybe for a second Okay

Just like wave really hard when I can It's like a little bit spoilery But I knew it before reading And it didn't it didn't ruin anything But basically the first book is like Edward and Bella vibes With the two main characters Like they're in love

Like you want them to be together There's no indication that they would not be together You're rooting for them whatever And the second book is about the main girl With a different guy when you're wanting her to be with the guy from book one, obviously, and you meet the guy from the second book and the first book, and you're like, he's a bad person?

Like, I don't, like, I'm not interested in that romance, and people are obsessed with it, and I don't see how I'm going to get there. But everyone's telling me I'm going to get there, which is, you're making me feel weird. I feel weird about it. That's what I'll say. Okay, I'm done.

Nice. Yeah. But yeah, I'm excited for you to read it. I'm going to read the second one over Christmas. I have a few more books to read before then. Cool. Can't stop reading. Love it.

I feel myself getting smarter already. I feel so powerful. I, uh, I, you know what I miss? What? Silent reading time and like, that was the best 25 minutes of my life every day. Okay, so things just came flooding. Did you even read?

Something. During that time? I was a good reader, Brooke. I was gifted and talented. I didn't know you were Gene Tee. And unlike a lot of gifted and talented students, I've kept that. That a secret?

Up until now. What books did you read when you were little? You know, the classics. Like, Lord of the Flies. No, that's not little. That's middle school. I don't know what I, I don't have any memory of my childhood. Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, oh, what did you say? Magic Tree House. I read every book, Magic Tree House. I was addicted to Junie B. Jones. Boxcar children. Yes. I guess I loved those kids that were out and I think homeless. Like, I loved their adventures of the homeless kids.

Do you remember that book about the mouse or, Not the tale of Despero. That slapped too. No worries. I wasn't confusing I was a geronimo or something. I was addicted to that young man. Oh, I know.

Yeah, yeah. I was addicted to that young man. Oh, it's funny. So many things have come flooding back to me. Yeah. But what I remember is how, I don't know if you guys had this in your very interesting, not a cult school.

Yeah, what? But we, everything that we did was like, you have, you end up like if you do something, I don't remember how you earned currency within the school. But like you earn certain things that you could like you spend your purple ticket on this like cool bean bag that everybody wants for silent reading time

Which I remember like if I got that for that half hour it was like I had butterflies in my stomach from my little section I had my book and I had the comfy bean bag. Yeah It was awesome you know we learned in school like any sort of like chart system or reward system like that like you're not supposed to do anymore Oh that was all we because like you do good things for the wrong reason 100% like you're doing it to get your gold star. We live in a capitalist society. Right, but should we? I love buying things. I love buying things. That I'm honest about.

Like we're going to topple the capitalist society that we're in. No, we're not, I don't, yeah, I don't think we're trying. You can't wait to get off and buy something today. I'm addicted to buying things. Now, not to switch gears again. You can. That's all I wanted to say about media and such. Oh, I want to talk about movies too. Not that we can. No, no, we should. We should. Because I watched what you wanted me to watch. Oh, okay, okay.

Okay. Brooke and I both got the new iPhone 15. Yeah. Brooke says, Why does yours have three cameras? Because I went to the app. Oh, no, but I got two. I got two cameras.

I have two iPhones, I guess. The other one has three cameras. Is that the smaller one? Yeah. Because it's pink. I want it because it's pink. Would recommend not getting a giant phone that my thumb, which might just be undersized. Thumb.

Can I compare? I can't get to my emoji button. when I'm texting. They're the same size. Oh, did I just share me? What? By tapping them? We just tomogachied.

Wait, what just happened? Let me see what just happened. You can bump your phones and share contact with each other. I hate that photo that you have of me. Well, you know I'm addicted to that photo. Yeah. Of you and that young woman. Oh my God.

The oldest woman ever. You can only connect once. I guess now that we're connected, we're connected for life. That is pretty cool. But I already have. had your okay well very cool anyways i brook

brook tells me yesterday brook tells me yesterday that um it's like so easy to set up your phone and so last night i was like i'm just going to do it tonight both phones transferring shut off completely for three and a half hours i had no access to the outside world

lost my wallet with my ear tag on it still can't find it by the way you got to reset your air tags up i'm logged out of everything on my new phone old phone wiped i don't know any of my passwords it didn't just sign i thought it was just going to be a reflection of my old phone right this one i am my life was turned upside down last night have a cloud backup not of all my passwords and stuff and my you have to reset up your air tags so like this morning for example like

i couldn't pay for anything so i couldn't watch the show that you were wanting me to watch i got logged out of all of my streaming services. My Apple pay turned off. You have to reset all your cards in. So I'm looking for my wallet last time. I'm like, my wallet's nowhere to be found. I'll check my air tag. My air tags are unlogged in now, so I can't find my wallet.

Everything is gone. My life's in shambles. Couldn't fire my car keys because my air tag. My computer does not know this phone. This young man and my computer aren't not acquaintances. Right. And so I can't find my wallet. So this morning I go, I'm in a rush.

You know, not as much of a rush as I ended up being in. But I go to a coffee shop. I order a cream cheese bagel, everything bagel, a coffee and a banana. Maybe that was the problem. No, no, no, no. I had that because I felt something going down. And I was like, I'm going to, like, have a bagel. Because I feel like a bagel is the most harmless thing you can eat.

Like a bagel, you put a bag on your body and, like, I'm not. I trust a bagel. I trust a bagel. I trust a bagel. You put a bagel in your body, you chew it up, you go, a bagel's a friend

you can bring to a party and not worry about entertaining and if they're having fun. Okay. A bagel you bring to the parties, you bring a, hey, my plus one is this everything bagel. Oh, he's already over there,

like meeting other people. I'm just saying the toppings is when you might have to start checking in with them at the party. The cream cheese of it all? So like bagel wore a weird hat to the party that I invited him to Maybe something like that.

Or like a hat that like maybe the trend is just coming back, but it's not fully back yet. Oh. Or maybe. Never mind. The hat says something. Maybe not fully appropriate for the friend group that you brought the bagel to. Maybe. Anyway.

And seen. So I go get it. There's a line of people behind me because it's like 745. Like people are like going to work, whatever. And guess who doesn't have their wallet? or Apple Pay. Ew. Some meat something tells me.

And they've already made my bagel. It's sitting there perfectly wrapped up. My bananas plucked from the vine. Coffee's sitting there made. What do you do? I live right there. You guys see me every day even though you act like you don't see me. In fact, you're rude to me.

But I would love to just like, you know, put it on my tab type thing, neighborhood thing. And they let me do it. But everyone behind me had to hear me say that. Oh my God, so you have not paid for that yet. Wow. I mean, I know you're going to because I know you and I know your heart, but that is wild. They let you do that. I think they needed me out of the line because my entire order, a bagel, a black coffee and a banana probably totaled $4.

Like, I don't think they're out any cash. In L.A.? Yeah, I go to like a coffee shop that is just like gross. Okay. Yeah. I'm sure they love you. Yeah. as they're listening.

I'm not going to put them on blast. Yeah. I do prefer that they hate me because the last thing I need is a breaista that wants to, like, ask me how my weekend was. Okay. You know, don't you want to just walk in a place? Yes. You know that song that's like, don't you want to go where everybody knows your name? No.

Mm-mm. I agree. I've never wanted to do that. I switched Trader Joe's because I knew too many of the cashier. Totally. I'm totally aligned with that. Anyways, they hate me and that's why I keep going back. There's nothing like coffee from a barista that doesn't care if you live or die.

Right. So I got my bagel, I got everything. I can't remember how we got to that. I was about to say, what's the moral? Your phone, you set up your phone. Oh, well, I couldn't pay because I set up my phone. Okay. And it was an easy process.

Everything did switch over. And if you recall back in the day in the Verizon store, that all day thing you had to be with your parents and like, you didn't have a phone. and they had to take your phone back there and it's a 16 year old. Hell on earth. Oh, Brooke. I can't believe Genzi will never have to experience going to the Verizon store

with your parents to get a new phone. That was your weekend. Like maybe you got lunch or something after, but like no one wanted to talk to each other after the Verizon store. And also, I don't know if this is a universal experience.

My dad was like, no, no, no. 16 year old, that is not what I pulled up. is not the thing I have here. It says, you buy these, my old phones from me, and we'll be doing the family plan. And she's spitting facts to the employee of the store. Right.

It's never easy on either end. I don't know if it was ever correct facts, but the employee did give up every time talking to my dad. And then we would walk out with what my dad, my dad's goal was, which didn't, it doesn't help to encourage that behavior in Verizon store employee. What else can you do?

Because then we go to lunch and it's like, no, no, no, happy hour is over. Nope, well, we sat down before happy hour was over. So my dad's on an asshole. No, I never, ever thought that. Okay. Yeah. Let me try your lineage lip sleeping mask that we're using as daytime chast. Everyone uses that as daytime chapsic.

I love it and I think they should rebrand. No, I think what it is, it's a marketing thing and I think it's probably just chapsic that you put on at night. It is extra wet. Oh, it is. You know what I mean? I don't. I'm fine with them clung in a lip mask. It's just like I don't need to be sleeping.

Oh, and you actually really don't eat that much at all. A little goes a long way. A little goes a long way. Don't be afraid to put it in the surrounding areas around your lips. All I had to do was dab my bottom lip once and it's all over my face. I feel like. Yeah. Feels like I just had wings.

Okay. We can finally. Strike is over. Woo! Congrats. A lot of people were confused because they were like, I thought you already manifest at the end of the strike. We manifested the end of the strike. We manifested the end of the.

writer strike, the sag strike was still going on. The actor's strike. Yes. So now that has ended and now we can speak completely freely without any sort of guilt or strings attached, etc. Yes. Yep. And we can say this is

a good movie. When did the strike? Did I get to talk about no hard feelings yet? Oh. Did we not was that just all in our private? I didn't talk about man eater. You talked about it. You cut it. Oh. You got it. Oh, you guys, that was my Barbie.

No Hard Feelings is my Barbie. Saw Barbie. It was fine. Didn't have the reaction that everyone else seemed to have. No hard feelings. Good movie. No Hard Feelings is... I'm about to say it's the best movie I've ever seen,

but I'm not quite... I'm not quite sure if that is the truth, but it is one of the best movies I've ever seen. The scene of Percy, played by Andrew Barth Feldman, at the piano, singing Man Eater, should win him an Oscar, a Tony, and all the other awards that exist. I'm obsessed. I'm addicted to it.

That song is going to be my number one on my Spotify wrapped. Number two, maybe only to lost in the woods from Frozen 2 or get this right from Frozen 2, the outtake song that I also have not gotten the chance to speak about yet. Let's get this girl a podcast, guys. Let's get her a podcast. But I will be speaking about that later. Anyway, no hard feelings is my Barbie And theater camp is my Barbie

I loved and yeah Theater Camp came out I think I briefly was like I saw Theater Camp like really quick I don't even know if we got it I want to say about this movie Jennifer Lawrence has always been Will always be

Has always been and will always be Is and is as well Past present future One of the actresses of our generation Like the best actresses of our generation I can't think of that all of the nuances Everything she does And it was nice and refreshing to see her

in a role that wasn't like... Nothing she can't do. Like, heartbreaking. Isn't all her roles? Like, heartbreaking? What movie did Mother? When I saw that, I was like, I don't know how I'll ever recover for seeing her in that.

Hunger Games is like she's a hero, but it is heartbreaking. Yeah. It's emotional. This was just like... Silver Lines, playbook, sad. This is just like fun. When Andrew Barth Feldman sprays that hose in her face,

that was like a such a good scene. Wait, I didn't know you saw it. Yeah. When? A while back and we talked about it. I don't want Did you have strong feelings about man eater or no Well we

We played it and have to cut it I played it a lot I listened to it with you And we listened to his lives together So much that it Oh my god I already forget I'm sorry guys That was a good movie

What was the other one you were talking about? Theater Camp Theater Camp was so damn good Go stream the theater camp It's a lot of It's a lot of friends I'm calling them friends but it's so many people you know

and this is such like a they have such a good rapport everything in the room it almost I want to know how much of it was improv probably a lot of good amount it's like they don't even know we're there it's so funny go watch it they got it the experience of being

a kid in the theater and that being the most important thing not only in your life but in the world they captured that so well like this is my Barbie like I feel a lot of They're both my Barbie. Because I feel like a lot of people, a lot of women especially saw Barbie and are like, wow, like all of my experiences are reflected in Barbie.

That's great. I'm glad that that happened. I didn't feel that way at all. I felt that I was like that was my theater camp. I was like, that is my. So I didn't. I have no relation to theater at all in school. But I can also say they nailed that.

They nailed it. So good. And I didn't have any theater experience. But it was a. on movie for me. Yeah, I love it. That's awesome that you don't have any theater experience and you still could love it. No, go see it. It's so good. Yeah. Stream it. I'm sorry, you can stream it. I think it's like Hulu. It's on Hulu, I think. 90 minute movie. This is not an investment of your time where it's like all I'm doing tonight is watching a movie. It's not Guardians of the

damn galaxy we're talking about here. This is simply, and I shouldn't even have to say it. It's almost a short story compared to movies now. Right. Yeah It's brief No I think 90 minutes is perfect Yeah It's good Go see it

Yeah And then last night Another issue I was having With signing into all my shit Was you wanted me to watch The Curse Yes With Nathan Fielder

Yes Emma Stone And anyone else Penny Softie Yeah Yeah He made it He's in it though right

Yeah he's the cameraman Is it I don't know I'm not familiar With his work at all It might be him, yeah. I think, I would assume so. No.

Not at, or yes. It's not him. Yeah, so he's actually not in it at all. No, he's Dougie Schechter. Who's Dougie Schechter? No, we haven't met his character yet. Yeah, it says tenips. Okay.

So is he the cameraman? He's the camera, okay. Okay, yeah. So he is. They gave him, like, huge beard. He's the main guy. He is actually, he is the main cameraman, as I just. said at the beginning, yes. Yes.

Well, it was really, I mean, it's interesting. Oh, God, yeah. It's, it's Nathan Fielder esque, which, yeah. I think it's it's uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable.

With the addition of Benny, whose style I'm not familiar with, but I'm sensing is more like... Dark? Darker. Yeah, so it's Nathan Fielder goes dark mode. It's dark with like... There's something sinister. Yeah, it is. Sinister.

It feels sinister, but I think it's just, that's the camera work and the music and stuff. And, like, there's pain in everybody's eyes. But I think Nathan Fielder might just be in pain. I'm excited to see where it goes because I have no idea, truly. Because, like, so many things kind of happened in the first episode that I don't know which one they're going to go with. Really? But I'm excited to see. You think anyone will die in this?

Oh, I could see Benny. What's his name? Dougie. I could see Dougie dying. Yeah. I don't think we're going to lose Nathan. No, we won't. Anyways, if you want to check in, does it come out once a week?

Is that what it is? Yeah, it does. I think that would be a fun thing for everybody to watch together. And thank God that actors can promote things again because they're going on Jimmy Kimmel tomorrow to promote it. And I will be in the live studio audience. Yes. Which I was like, I'm not going to tell anyone. I'm going to surprise them and they're going to be so excited.

And then I couldn't wait and I posted that I'm going, not one person cared. No one cared. But I'll be there tomorrow. When this episode comes out, I'll be in line at Jimmy Kimmel. And I will never be the same. My life is going to be divided into two parts. Are you serious? Guess who else is going to be there, Paul Mescal.

Wait, how do you know? Because they say who's going to be there. It's Nathan, Emma, and Paul Mescal. How do you, oh, all together? No, I'm sure they'll promote the curse and then Paul's the next guest. I'm so mad that I only get... I'm going with my friend Megan. Okay

I'm so That's Hang on I'm sorry I'm pulling up something Because I feel like I had something That I could say About that

Nope it wasn't about that at all Okay Well I'm excited to see where it goes And I will keep watching Yeah you should keep watching I'm excited to see How tomorrow is for you That's gonna be fun

Right before Thanksgiving They have a big Potentially life-altering experience Yeah Yeah That's always good To knock that out pre Thanksgiving

Yeah, you could say that. I could say that. I just didn't. Should we do some, should we do some Popsie? Yeah, I have so much Popsie to talk about. Okay, you start. I'm feeling upset and mad at Jacob Allorty right now.

Why? Well, first of all, I want to preface. I do like him. Almost, I would say love him. Yeah. First thing I saw him in, kissing booth. Okay, I know where this is going, yeah.

As a 20-year-old woman watching the kissing booth, I, you know, you love movies like that because, like, you understand that they're ridiculous and that's what you love about them, right? But there's also going to be girls who are 13 watching that who it actually like really means a lot to see those kind of stories of like hopeful romance come to life, you know? That would have meant a lot to me in a different way if I was 13 than it meant to be watching it as a 20-year-old. So he's come out and said that like he thinks the kissing booth is ridiculous before. But in his like new promotions, he keeps like harping on the fact that he's like, I didn't like those films before I did it. I didn't like those films while I was doing it. It's ridiculous.

Blah, blah, blah. Can you imagine how shitty that makes the people feel who like the kissing booth? And also like, I wouldn't have even watched Euphoria if the guy from the kissing booth wasn't in it. So like that's what put you on the map, babe. You don't have to like it. But I guess like don't shit. on where you came from. Express a small bit of gratitude

for what put you on the map. I hate when people do that. Robert Pattinson does it with Twilight in a way that's like a little bit more palatable because he doesn't like straight up come out and say like I hate Twilight. He just will like make snide like kind of funny comments.

But like Jacob is literally like there is nothing positive he has to say about the kissing booth. Which I'm like, don't say anything at all if you don't have anything nice to say. I bet he gets asked about it though so it'd be hard to shirk then like there has got to be a way to come up with an answer that's not just like completely shitting on every single aspect of it you know I know you want to play devil's advocate I think because I know you're addicted to doing that you think what the kissing

booth is like genuinely a dumb movie of course it is but like imagine you're in a kissing booth yeah okay and that has allowed you to be in other films that you I mean I would are you you going on record to say, I wish I never did that. Everything about it was stupid. He didn't see that. Yeah, he did. What do you say? He said he wishes he never did it. I didn't want to make those movies. Okay. Well, Doja Cat is the same way. Doja Cat says, have I endorsed Doja Cat's behavior? No, I'm saying. No, and I won't. I'm, I didn't want to make those movies. Those movies are ridiculous. They're not universal. They're an escape. Yeah. Yeah. People love escapes. That's the point of a lot of media is to

escape. So it's like, sure, like, that's not your cup of tea. Awesome. Don't do it again. But you did it. I'm sure it meant a lot to some people. And that's where you came from. That is something that bothers me personally. Yeah. I see Ryan nodding. I loved, I love to see it. How is caring about your output pretentious, but not caring and knowingly feeling people's shit, knowing that you're making money off people's time, which is literally the most valuable thing they have. How is that the cool thing? I'm not calling him pretentious. I'm just saying, like, don't do that. Yeah, I mean, I don't know He can say whatever

You know, he's obviously not on contract With those movies anymore A lot He can say whatever he wants Just like I wouldn't Love him I do love him though Genuinely

I think he's awesome I just don't like that specific piece Well he's he's saying That he doesn't like that the movie is bullshit And we're like lying to 15 year olds That's what he's saying He literally says I was like This is bullshit I remember going to war for it

I was like are we lying to the fucking millions of 14 year old I was like are we lying to the fucking millions of 14 year olds? year olds out there this guy smokes nicotine it says you're on page four look i imagine like jesus fucking christ is this guy serious i don't know did you read the article yes what did he say what was beyond that he just said what we read that he said i remember saying he smokes in the book i need to smoke he needs to have cigarettes he's a bad boy i don't know this is like kind of just pointless stupid y a stuff like it exists some people enjoy it it's just like comes back to like one i think he like he like like shouldn't be shitting on like what put him on the map and two just like let people like

things like i like like people like shitty y a things and it just is what it is yeah he's probably just embarrassed about his old his previous work a lot of disney channel stars are like that they're like like i wish i never would have done that i think i can understand being one or both of the spruce brothers have both said that about like zach and goate no i don't think they have i i think they respect the work that they did on the on the on the on the on the most brilliant and Disney show of all time. I can understand being embarrassed. I can understand not liking it.

I just can't really understand being so openly like hateful towards something that put you on the map. Oh, I'll probably do it again so it wasn't Earl Spouse. Yeah. Maybe you're thinking of Robert Pattinson

because he does the same thing. And I am telling you. Someone from Disney Channel. If I was the 13 year old girl or however old it was when I was reading Twilight, and that's when Robert Pattinson started to like start shooting on twilight, it would have really upset me, truly. So I don't, and I don't like that.

And I also think it's like very like a female driven experience to love all of this like YA romance, whatever. And I think like a man coming out and being like that, it's ridiculous doesn't feel good. You don't have to say anything. I don't, I literally don't even, I don't have anything. Yeah, that's fine. I just wanted to rant about that because it pissed me. I don't have anything to say.

Like, should we? It's crazy that I have so much to say about seed oils, but like it comes to this and I'm like, I don't know. You can just like say okay. Okay. Perfect. What do you want to talk about? I'll get like Lauren Sanchez who just married Jeff Bezos

and they did that photo shoot. I think on the Yellowstone set, it seems like. Did you see it? Now. Look at them. Look at these two in this yes. What? We're waiting on the picture.

Oh. Jeff Bezos' fiancee shared the couple's morning routine. Can we pull up the photo shoot they just did? She's looking to the future now. Mm-hmm. So she's going to be, she's on the cover of Vogue. She's now married. She's, I think she's the richest, like, married into wealth person in the world, right?

This is her. She got the cover of Vogue now because she's, like, married in. Can we scroll down to the picture of the two of them? So there they are Surely you've seen this online In the past couple days This is like the most popular Like memed image that's like

Hey we saw you from across the text The startup meeting We'd love to buy you a drink We love your vibe Look at- Wait I'm not sure where her Hold on I need a pump out I think she's laying over from the passenger seat here

Okay okay okay How old is she It's hard to say I guess it doesn't matter Yeah well I think But I'm also in the same Like I'm not sure If it's like 30 or 58

She's 50, how? Okay. Wow. Nice. How old is he? That's sweet of him to pick someone that's not 18. Yeah. I can respect that.

Wow, good point. Uh-huh. I'm taken aback by Jeff's bicep personally. Oh my God, yeah. And that's a real beefy bicep. They're in love because I think Jeff was like a scrawny little twirp and I think he got in shape for Lauren Sanchez. Yeah, I could, I don't know much about the relationship, but nothing about that says that they're not in love.

Yeah. Nothing about that seems ingenuine. No. Just ingenuous whatsoever. It's just funny. She like, she was like semi-normal, I think, before she met Jeffrey. And now she's just this person and she's doing all this stuff that like, it's like modern day a princess love story. Like she like married the king kind of low key and is now like cover of vogue.

she's like a famous celebrity person yeah she was like a helicopter pilot before oh that's cool yeah that's like what she did is wait why am i like standing jeff for picking like an appropriate woman who like is accomplished well we said earlier that we totally support capitalism so like obviously jeff would be our king in that sense i don't want to go on record saying that Jeff Bezos is my king but I'm saying in this moment I can appreciate one thing that he's done

in relation to Lauren Sanchez Yeah I like him They do seem like Well I shouldn't say that either I'm doing good censorship today And what I can say about Jeff Bezos And Lauren Sanchez as well

They do seem like someone in my parents' neighborhood That like I would end up in a room Love that where is she right now on an oil rig. Duh. Okay. Yeah.

I mean, I think there are a lot of things to be critical about in terms of Jeff Bezos. I don't think his relationship is one of them. That's sweet. Thanks. I'm feeling for the first time ever I know how to talk today. Yeah, that was good and succinct. Thanks. I haven't had a succinct sentence today yet.

No, it's probably because of your BM. No, earlier when you were like, don't you have anything else to say about your shows? And I was like, no, Brooke, move on. That's the first time ever that I've been like anything else. Usually I'm just like, okay, let's move on. Well, if anyone watching can rewind to what, like, minute 14 when Brooke was needing some more about my show, I literally couldn't speak at that time. Maybe what's going on with your body is affected your mind. The brain-body connection is so important.

Yeah, you can say that again. Do you want to take the next button? Yeah. Harry Stiles shaved his head, buzzed it. here's what I'll say you have something to say I'm so jealous of guys that like have the option to shave their head no this is what I'm going to say actually

and hopefully it makes you feel better I don't think any guy should take I should have the option oh my gosh I thought that that was I thought that was I think I can't think of one person one man who would ever look better with a buzz cut than with a full head of hair nope I think the only exception is like

I think the only exception is if you're balding go ahead and buzz that for me now but if you have the option to have a full head of hair, that's, that's, that's it. Well, I bet, like, if it was me, I'm Harry Styles. I look like Harry Styles. I have all the money in the world. I'm done touring.

Guess who's getting rid of anything that has any amount of work I have to do with anything? I'm shaving my head. I'm starting from scratch. I'm getting into my bed. I'm going to feel like a sea lion. I'm going to, like, I'm so smooth all over my body. I mean, like his body, he can do whatever he's, wants with it, of course.

Harry Styles new buzz cut, and the photo is from the moon landing, it seems. We have satellites and our imagery of, like, robberies and Harry styles are all one single pixel. Yeah, I'm really excited to see it. Who's he with? Taylor Russell,

his girlfriend. Taylor Russell is his girlfriend? What does your for you page look like that you have not seen that? You know what? I guess I don't really get on any other social media's right now besides Instagram. I love them. So I don't get fed anything that often. I think she seems really talented too. I don't I've never seen her in anything besides the Loua Vaeva. Oh my God, I have goosebumps thinking about how Harry is literally just like attracted to

talent. I love him. I I and I support whatever he does with his body. Of course. Of course. Fun with G.F. Why would they not say Taylor Russell? Connor. Awesome. awesome point. She's a person. Yeah. What does she end? How about Taylor Russell and her BF? Yeah. Bones and all. Well, let's not go that far, but. Or you know what? You can just address them both by name. Yes. She's in Bones and all. That's all I know. Oh, was. Did you ever see that? Timothy Chalemay. Yeah. But I know she's in other stuff too. Um, Bones and all. Nothing else that I know, I don't think. Escape room. I never saw any of those. I be it. I bet she's so talented. to be in all of those movies that no one knows about.

Like those are always good movies. The ones that like... They always have good acting. Yeah, but those are ones that like win awards at festivals. The ones that like weren't publicly, you know, plastered on walls. You know what's crazy is like we're not gonna... Besides like a couple movies that were like pre-made and people probably held off about releasing, like we probably won't see any like big Barbie-esque premieres, which I feel like I know a lot went into it.

but like just taking it at face value that we get a little break from like Oppenheimer, Barbie, boom, boom. I was getting like a little bit like every day was a premiere of a movie and now people are going to spend some time with their work. Do you guys mind if I step out and I have an emergency happening and it started happening when you were talking about Jacob Ballard? Oh, that, okay. I think that you thought that I was trying, I was really just focused on clenching at that time. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, Brooke.

Get us in the close, friend. Yeah. Oh, this is what I want to close on. Okay. Last week I made a mistake of saying that Dolly Parton's version of I will always love you was I cover. That's a mistake I acknowledge that. I now know that she wrote that for Whitney Houston as 8,055 of you have told me that. I appreciate the first few people that told me.

That is something that I should know and should self-correct. But if you see about 8,000 comments of people telling me, and I would say borderline screaming at me, that Dolly Parton actually wrote the song for Whitney Houston, you don't need to be the 8,075th person. Okay? That's all that I want to say about that. I understand and respect Dolly more than life itself. I also don't think it's the most insane thing in the world that I didn't know that, due to the Whitney Houston version being more mainstream, I would say.

The reaction was similar to if I had said I'm a flat earther. So that has just been something that I've been sitting with and wanted to express. And I love Dolly Parton and I want to make that clear. And let's just assume that if you're like six minutes into like after the podcast has released, I already know that I did something wrong. If it's past a six minute mark, you don't need to tell me. I've completely, I've clocked it. So with that, sorry, was that mean?

Okay. I don't mean to be mean. I don't want to be Doja Cat at the end of the day. I love my fans. I just will say that has been killing me all week. So adore you all, of course. My fans are why I'm here. I love the kissing booth.

And we will see you in close friends. This week on close friends. Two things. First of all, let's just talk about fire. Wee, we, we, we. The first thing I'm looking for all day is a humophone. Any guesses to what I ate that I thought this is a healthy alternative to? Was it something like, no, this is actually bow.

No, like I've been trying to move past it for so long. I would want it so bad. That's just one of those things that you chalk it up to. Who knows, man. Right. Sign up on TMG Studios. Dot TV to watch a full bonus episode.