Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Nothing Bundt Bed, Bath, and Biscuits

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

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What about today? I was kind of doing an inside joke that I only have with myself, so I'm sorry. No worry. It's a caption that I captioned something one time. Oh, okay. I had that old Google phone because I didn't want to have an iPhone. Oh, this inside joke goes way back. Yeah, I had the Google.

I had the Google phone. Yeah. Immediately or got, obviously, like, Instagram came out the day that I got my first smartphone. It was a Google phone. Talk about buyers or worse and, like, your parents got it for you. Yeah, and you have to go on your friend's, your friend's phones to do Instagram. That's a level of, like, you feel bad for your parent. Like, you think back and it's like, what was I?

They were so excited to get you a present. And then you're like, I, wait, I hate this actually. I need an iPhone, daddy. There was, like, nothing more urgent to me. me than the feeling of needing a new phone in high school. Like the second that my plan ran up, it ran out, it was like I'm shaking. Like the anticipation is almost unbearable. Like if my mom can't take me to the Verizon store, the second school lets out, I will kill myself. The way it was the big, it was the beginning of the end. It was all that mattered. And that's tragic. That's, yeah.

But that, it is, that's something, it was what it was. Like, there's just no denying that like it, unfortunately, going to the Verizon store to get a new phone was that, that end all be all. It was lit. It was so fucking lit. It was lit as all hell. I got a new phone. Yeah, I see. Look at my, I got the cosmic orange.

Wow. Yeah. Do you like it or what? Yeah, I do like it. It's fun. And I got this octopus case. Listen to this. Okay.

I got this octopus case from. this brand. I think it's called Pella. Not sure if I'm pronouncing that right. It could be Pela, P-E-L-A. And it's sustainable, which is amazing. I didn't do that on purpose, but it's amazing. So it's like an interesting texture. And the screen for texture, yeah, it's like compostable. It's compostable. Oh, it looks it. Yeah, it does. And the screen protector, Connor, is not plastic. It came in a vial. It's a vial of liquid. and it said rub this on your screen. It was a vial of liquid.

Rub it on your screen, you're good to go. So there's no fucking way. Is it real? I don't know. It's on my screen. It's just I poured a little bit of liquid on it. And they said, your screen's protected. There's no way, right?

Oh, how would that work? Very funky. But they said if my phone breaks while I'm wearing this case and my water, my liquid screen projector, they will pay for my screen to get fixed. but I don't understand how that little dash of liquid that I spread on with a microfiber cloth is going to prevent my screen from cracking. That feels like sorcery and not only that, but magic.

I like that a lot. I just don't see how that is possible. It's just not for, that's one of those things that's not for us to understand. That's one of those things just slightly out of reach for us. That's one of those things where it's like, you know how in commercials, for like skin care it's like with new technology and it's like what do you mean technology it's liquid yeah i think this might be technology i remember the only thing it made sense when they're like with technology where this was the little beads that now they're like that's cancer by the way

they put little cancers in the the goo yeah but i loved those little balls Connor lather me up if we could find a way to get the balls back in a way that doesn't hurt the environment balls i would still jump in a full tub of balls A vat of balls for me today, please. A that of balls for the table. Exfoliating can be such an amazing thing when done right. You can catch me in the back of bed bath and be, or not bed bath and beyond. What is it, what was it called?

Let me know. Oh my gosh. Bath and body work. Bed bath and biscuit. What is it? Bath and body works. Bed bath and biscuit. That was a, that was a.

Oh, you might be thinking of nothing but the bun cake. Now I am. Damn, that's good. That's for sure. I ordered one the other day. I had a gummy and I said I don't have a nothing but the bunt right now. I got an itch for the bunt and nothing's going to scratch it. 45 minutes away.

I said, no problem. I'll be here. $15 delivery fee, see if I give a fuck. I got an inch for the bunt and the only thing that's going to scratch it. Nothing but the bunt. That cream cheese icing? Hang on. Put it next to the tub of balls.

Thanks. I'm diving in that too. My perfect day would be diving into a tub of cream cheese icing and then rinsing it off with ball exfoliation. Yeah. So I'm at the mall. Right? Yes. I'm at beyond the, what is it? Bad Bath Body Works. That went under, by the way. So this is the thing of the past.

Bed, bath and bodywork with the bun. Bath and bodyworks, but also nothing. Nothing but the font. And I'm washed, you used to be able to go there and wash your hands for free. And I used to think that was amazing. And I just, where they charge you to wash your hands? I just said that and I said, oh, well, where is it? Oh my gosh, that was like a really cool thing for us to do.

And I just realized that we were just in there washing us. In lush too. Did you ever go to lush? Borrowing the soap. Uh, no. Oh, you would have liked lush. Really? Yeah.

Why? Because it smelled like, cancer in a good way. I know what you mean. Do you know what I mean? It was so potent and the staff there was like so alt liberal before it was like normalized. So they were so cool. Like the staff at Lush were the first non-binary people.

Does that make sense? Wait, the staff at Lush threw the first stone. Yes. Brick. Yes. They like started the first. movement of like be whatever the fuck you want man lush lush cosmetics was the pioneer you just have to keep and this is unrelated this is just like a sidebar you got to keep my horny ass out of lush because

i'm going to eat the soap it looks so edible that was that was my tide pod i'd walk by and they'd be like samples i got to eat it yeah i totally get that brother um what's going on with what the hell's going on with you I actually have a lot to talk about today but I want to ask why you're here first because I don't know what you're doing Yeah Brooke goes hey Excited to you why are you here though as well So I had a show last night at Cal Poly

Which is in San Luis Obispo Which is actually where our brother Dylan is from And who by the way Spectacular performance last night I don't know like he is He got 8, 9 and 10 scores Think so? Yeah

He's fabulous. He had 36 out of 40. I counted that. Yeah, it was amazing, but they all love him up there. Dylan is the kind of guy that is going to give his all to everything. Really, truly. Truly. I hope he doesn't ever lose any sleep.

He deserves to sleep soundly at night. I bet he does. I hope he does. Yeah. He's so healthy that I'm sure his, like, circadian rhythm is, like, so awesome. Is on. Yeah. So I'm here for that, and then I was like, oh, I should.

I have an event tonight with Wendy's. Awesome. I'm like, okay, that's great. Yeah, I'm gonna go. Did not know until last night that I have to prefer. I have to just stand up. Well, that's a good thing you have a set. They needed me to write new stuff.

So that's what I'm- There's no way. I'm gonna do that today. Wow. They actually, and there's people I know going. Where is this event at when, like stand-up event? It's in Torrance. Where's that?

South. By a lot. Oh. Like 50 minutes. Oh, by a shit ton. So I'm heading down south to do stand-up for Wendy's tonight. Oh, that's amazing. Yeah, that's something.

Not a lot of people have done that. No, I'm really, truly, like, putting a flag on the moon vines. Yeah. But I drove down this morning from Santa Bar, or from, like, north of Santa Barbara, from St. Louis Bispo. I didn't stop to. be once, right? Wow, and that's a lot for you. You pee all the time.

But then I'm going through Topanga. I was really blessed by the route gods this morning because I drove through Topanga, which is gorgeous. That makes me think of Danielle who played Topanga, who got eliminated last night, and that makes me sad. But sorry, continue. Wait,

okay, hang on. Actually, so yesterday, I get put in this, I'm in this hotel. I feel like I'm going to get in trouble for this. I get put in this hotel. It's like an older hotel, but it's really gorgeous in downtown St. Louis Bispo. And it was another one of those hotels where I couldn't find the light switch anywhere for the bathroom. So I was like, I'll just take a shower in the dark. But it was fun because the bathroom, the shower actually had a window in the shower. And it was cool. It was like a little like this thing. Like you open it. Yeah. Kind of like a little peephole. And I open it and there's

like this image of this woman that's just like, I kind of like. Snarling. a witch. Yeah, and I was like, oh, this is so funny. I want to film this, because it's like, I'm in the shower, like, it's dark, fear not, there's this peephole to this image of this woman. Wait, you know, why are you in my shower? And so I'm filming this. Madonna in? No, I was at Hotel Granada. Oh. And they're going to be mad, but, okay. So basically, I'm filming because I, like, want to show, I want to, like, post this on my story. Like, this is so funny is you open the little hole for some natural light. And this woman is staring at you in the shower.

And so I'm filming it, I kind of mess it up. I kind of mess it up again. This number keeps calling me like while I'm filming messing up all of my shots. And I'm like, gosh, dang it. Like, get out of here. Finally I turn my airplane mode on. And I'm filming it and like I'm doing this voice at the end of the video. Like, I get out of my shower.

Like when I'm filming her and like, and I can hear people talking. Oh. Like. No. And I'm like, what? Like, because I opened the balcony. door so I could hear outside too and then I hear like knocking

and finally like I'm on my 50th take of this video and it's the same thing everything I'm in the shower blah blah it's dark oh luckily there's a window and there's a little I'm in okay why you're my and finally I like turn the shower because I hear people talking and they're like banging and they're like it's the front desk I'm like sorry I'm in the shower get lost

you know like um and I go and I look at my phone and there was all these miscalls and I have a text saying hey so sorry you have to switch rooms your room is flooding

the downstairs somehow something from your room is flooding the downstairs fully I've turned my like I'm ignoring them just like flooding the downstairs entrance to this thing

That's not where I thought it was going Yeah I thought that was like a people into the room next door and you were like really disturbing them with your video I wish I wish it was but they could hear me going

they're going like please you're flooding the lobby and I'm going I'm going yeah you're in my shower I'll show you the video oh I'd like to see it did you get any footage of the flood I got an image of the flood so this is it downstairs how does this shit happen to you only me no look and then I get it I get this text

absolutely no rush but the hotel needs you to change rooms because there's water leaking from your room Let me know when you're available to do this. And then, wait, that was a different one. This is the shit. Look how foggy it is. I've done this like 40. And the best part is it opens right to her.

Wow. I think it's an image of Madonna, actually, now that I look at it again. Did that look like Madonna to you? I don't know. My contacts don't work anymore. So that was, yeah, that was last night. And then today I'm driving down. I said I didn't stop to,

pee because I peed while driving. Oh, cool. Into the hydro? No, into a coffee cup. Nice. While in the driver's seat, while in the driver's seat moving. I don't even want to.

It's something crazy that's happened with me getting older. I'm getting graduate. I can pee in any circumstances I can pee. I could look at you right now in your eyes while podcasting and pee my pants. Wow. I cannot pee my pants even if I wanted to.

It's so. Like, I don't even, like, I, I, I, there's a gobb stopper, a mental gobstopper. A never-ending gob. No, it's, it's something, and it's so, it's so crazy because it used to be so pee shy that I would be in, like, a dire situation that was life or death, like, road trip with my parents and we're, like, in a rush or just going somewhere. And I would walk in and get ready to pee, and someone would be at the urinal next to me. I couldn't even, like, release my grasp. Yeah. And I'd walk out and have to look at my dad and be like, wow.

I didn't go. Wow. I was like, get back in there and do it. Wow. And I couldn't pull trig. But right now, looking at you and I, looking at the camera, I could wet the Kelly. Wow. I've never been pee shy, but I just can't pee in my pants.

How do you know? I've tried. You've tried to pee your pants? Why? Like when I was like young. So you have it. Like, it hasn't come. The need hasn't come up recently.

Really? To want to pee in my pants yet. I peed my pants a little bit in Mexico when I was just. there for that wedding. Why? Because I got up to my room. I, like, sprinted, like, had this huge walk home and, like, sprinted up to my room to pee.

And, like, the anticipation of almost being in my room, like, my Bluetooth connected to the toilet type thing, type beat. And so it was like, okay, we're releasing in five, four, three, two. And then I had lost my hotel key. And I had, like, started to, and then you got to, like. that is such an amazing way to put it you're like bodily Bluetooth connecting to the toilet you know what it is too like if you honor you're a genius if you need to tell you that enough that is you are a genius the amount of times that my body is connected to the Bluetooth at the buzzer right and I'm stepping

over the threshold of the bathroom and I'm like I'm not going to make it the one step to the toilet but because my body connected to the Bluetooth prematurely. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. No, it's even when you're like driving home

and it's like I know where I am, it's like Bluetooth device connected. Yeah. And then you are running in and then you get it. But like your body, the body keeps the score. Wow.

You blow my mind. Really? Yeah. To me that is the smartest thing you've ever said. That is so crazy because I, we talk so much so often in it. Yeah. I just have, I mean, it does make complete and total sense that it would be toilet related that you, you've awarded me like the highest.

I was also, I was watch. I like, don't usually watch our clips because I can't like watch myself. But I was watching the one, uh, about when you were explaining quantum. Yeah. Yesterday. And I was like, I was like, this is not okay. I knew in the moment. I was like, this is so I was, I was spewing.

And I was like, oh, this is really trash. It's like everything going on in the world and this is what we're choosing. We're fucking clowns. Like, what are we talking about? Like, this is not okay. No. And so that's why today we're moving forward with talking about subs. Bluetooth and the toilet.

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Well I have a note What do you mean Of things to talk about Which I feel like I haven't had in a long time Not in our shared note No I was really worried I have a private note Okay

That being said Starting in December I'm not going to be using my phone Because I'll have my Hobonichi Walk me through it I am On a side of TikTok that is Like journalscapes

And stationary in planners In a way that has consumed me Body and soul And I you know I've been spending a lot of time trying to figure out what journaling ecosystem is right for me what kind of planner is right for me and I've decided for my planner to go with the hobonichi weeks the English version it's also it's originated in Japan so yeah English version and I am going it's like kind of pocket

sized and I'm going to be using my hobonichi in a way that you've never seen me use anything before and it's not going to be the kind of thing where I like get an iPad and I'm obsessed with it for like four weeks and stop. I'm going to be carrying this Hobanichi around with me everywhere. I'm going to have lists in it. So I'm going to have what I'm going to talk about on the podcast. And my Hobanichi are going to see me sitting here with my Hobanichi. Okay.

And I got a little sticker printer, you know, those like little canon things. So I'm going to print like a few pictures from the week and like kind of like junk journal on the other side. Yeah. That's fun. Yeah. This is go like my, I'm about to put my whole. post into the Hobonichi for 2026.

That's something to look forward to. What a fun. Things are looking up. Hobanich style. Things have been really looking up. And Matt, King and I, I texted him,

you know, once I got into this. Of course. Yeah, he's my book too. Who else you call? I said, Matt, do you know anything about

the Hobonichi? I mean, he already freaking got his 2026. Like, duh. So we're going, you know how we did a like bookstore? store four a few weeks ago, we're doing a stationary shop tour. Oh, that is just you two together.

Yeah. Yeah. So we're going to get all these kinds of supplies for journaling and stuff. And if you guys have any other suggestions for what I could use for my journaling ecosystem alongside of the Hobonichi? I open the floodgates. Please let me know because I'm just so, I'm so excited to dive at me. That is you two are trouble when you get together. Literally. Yeah. Like the two of us, once you get us started, good luck stopping us You can't, I can say That's all I can say You two in the stationery store

Like keep your dick in your pants Everyone else stay home Yeah I would stay home on Friday If you were thinking about getting out Don't go outside on Friday Matt King and Lady E Are gonna be hitting the

Papers And like when I tell you We're doing like downtown To like Orange County I believe you Like I hope you believe me I do I made that up

But like I just like do hope you understand The lengths that we're going I don't This is not surprising to me at all. I haven't even blinked. Yeah. Thanks. So I already, my Hobonichi got delivered yesterday. Wow. Yeah, it's pink. And there's like this clear case that I got for it. And I'm going to put stickers on it too. I think you'll really like it. Can you, can you, I'm sorry if I'm, it's like a, it's a planner. Is he can you look up the Hobonichi? Oh my God. That's my Hobanishi. Yeah. So this is the, that's the monthly view. So that's just like an overview.

So yes. So it's like tiny and that's where I'll plan like my appointments and what I have during the week. And on the right, that's where I'm going to put like here's what I'm going to talk about on the pod. Like here. Oh, I love that. You're going to bring that in here with your talking points. Yes. With my talking points. So each week it's like appointments on the left and shit like that, due dates, whatever and on the right like podcast here's what I did this week etc oh that's lovely and then in the back there's like a lot of free pages which is where I'm going to print pictures of the books I read and have a log that's like a physical goodreads so I have so many um mulskins that you would think that I was like a city planner yeah there's also what is this there's these journals

I don't know the name but they're like Louise Isie, can you look up Louise journal? It might not be Louise at all. Where you can like put all of your like moleskins or whatever. Yes, yes, yes. Oh yeah. Those are gorgeous and you can put like multiple notebooks like your moleskins inside of them and have an ecosystem in one.

Does that make sense? Have you journaled before? I have about 50 half filled journals. I like I'm not. I will never in my life If anyone found any Because I sporadically will journal I'll be like this is like a really good time

Or I'll be on a trip and just be having like An eat, pray love moment And I'm like I'm gonna journal this If I ever read one of those I probably Like my dick would go inside my body From self embarrassment It's like hearing

It's like hearing yourself sing in the car And you like really hit the note wrong And then you turn the music off And you drive in silence as punishment If I read one of my journal entries, I'd be like, who the fuck do you think you are? Well, because I write, I always wrote in my journals with the hopes that it would be discovered, like Anne Franks style. Wow. Okay. Yeah, I get, like, but there's this level of a depth that like I don't have data, but like this moment where it's

like, girl who's going to be okay every time I journal. Main character. Yeah. Yeah, but like, there's a self-awareness right now happening, but when I'm in that journal, Ernest Him way. Totally. You would, and I'm, like, when I'm journaling, it, like, always seems like, I'm on the precipice of, like, some massive, like, self-evolution. And, like, I never am. It's the same. The journaling doesn't do it. It's, like, humiliating. I also have so many journals with just one page filled out when it's, like, I was obviously,

like, it was like, I was at my lowest. And, like, to the point where it's like, I'm going to go to the beach and journal. Yeah. And so there's, like, 60 different journals of just, like, uh, today's the last day. me ever. Mine is always like like what I it's funny because I'll have my my moleskins are all like this Minneapolis set list for my

the comedy show next one groceries next one drawing of a mountain yeah next one today I feel like it's like a full journaling thing but it I can't describe like I well that's why people have these ecosystems because one can be for grocery list one can be for today i feel yeah there's no organization in a mole

moles skin but i do find i do like that though because it kind of is like junk journaling yeah just my thoughts yeah it makes my skin crawl it makes me want to tear my skin off of my body thinking about someone reading that you know what's bad the two times in my life that i journaled the most consistently were the like my middle school journal that i like used to read on tic top i love those and then my 20 20 like going through like COVID and like getting onto TikTok meeting you and Kat. I remember vividly journaling about. Do you have those muskins? And I will not.

I cannot open them. No, yeah. You know what's? I don't know where half of mine went. I know exactly where they are. I've moved so many times and it's just so scary thinking about like someone helping me move and being like, what's this? And opening a page to like a day where I was just like feeling like God.

Yeah. Like with this insight that few have ever encountered and it was just like one day before I talked about Bluetoothing to the toilet. Yeah. Like this, that's the same person. Yeah. It's, it's insane. It's making me, it's making me feel a little bit.

I'm sickened by the thought of it. You know my friend Lindsay. She has journaled every day of her life. So she has hundreds stacks. of journals, like dating back to like middle school to now. And like when she goes through them and like she'll find like moments that I had forgotten about like that we lived through and we'll send them. And it's just like this like I should have been doing this the whole time.

See that for that reason I can see it making sense. Because that you get to a point where it's like why do I have a hundred moleskins. Right. It would be nice if you could digitize it and then be like you could you would search like an index of your memories and stuff because I have made up memories that I made up that never happened. I've told the same story enough times. It's someone else's story they told me and I had been telling people that it happened to me for so on that like that now I believe it is fact. And it's really scaring me. I have those too. It's scaring me. It is scary how you can trust yourself.

I never did X, Y, but like in my head I have. Yeah. But also it's pretty amazing. You can just make up your, you can make up your reality. Most people do. Yeah. Maybe not most people, but a lot of people. I have a few realities that I've made up. I know, yeah. Connor.

No, no, I know. Like, that is, that like, you make sense. Yeah. Yeah, like you doing 9-11, that is a made-up reality. That's OCD though. Yeah, that's a good point. But that's like. That's a little bit different, but yeah.

The darker side of making up your own reality. Totally. You didn't say anything about my bangs. I like your bangs. Do you? Oh, gosh, that's what it is. Yeah. Remember, I was looking at you during the Jones Road.

I was like, sometimes not. Oh, yeah, you said I was beautiful. Something's different about this young woman. I'm obsessed with my bangs and I keep posting about it. But there are some people that keep responding like those aren't bangs, which I have a few things to say. Yeah. If they're coming out of the top of your forehead, they're bangs.

They're bangs. And I will freaking love my bangs. My bangs. Maybe they're bang because there's one. strand of hair that's fine too but bang or bangs they're important to me and i and i and i need them to be acknowledged as such bang officially not a word in this space like i've heard huh i can't it doesn't sound like a real real bang luckily i have bang yeah sing y bang bangs whatever do not DM me and tell me i do not have thanks don't comment on a woman's bang do not especially when i'm loving them

Yeah. That's all I have to say about that. No, that's great. It's a great to highlight that. Isn't it weird that the stuff coming out of my legs right here, same coming out of my head. Hair? Hair. I always wonder, like, how did my body know to grow two eyebrows?

Like hair just in the spots of my, well, some bodies do that. Like, to, like, pieces of hair in the eyebrow space. It's really spectacular. Yeah. The work that bodies can do. Wait, I was thinking about this the other. day not to bring someone brought up Hank Green again at one of my shows and they were like would you want him to come on and I was like yeah like we have so many questions for Hank Green but one of them

I was talking we talked about evolution all the time but I had a different thought in bed the other day about evolution and it was about like really to keep things from falling into your eye yeah that's to keep sweat from getting into your eye I understand eyebrows that's why my eye that's incredible that is incredible I'm talking about remember we talked about like who is it benefiting for us all not to be. There are, oh my gosh, okay, I figured it out. I just piece together to this thought. Now it's going to take me a second to explain it out loud.

I'll be patient. In my mind. Okay. Who does it benefit evolutionally for anyone to not be like the hottest person ever, right? We talked about that. We talked about this. So it's like, and we all agree that there are people that are just like simply, we all agree like paid to be hot.

Like that's all like models, super, super models. It's like they are so. hot. And then I was thinking like like a like a mallard duck isn't like like in the animal world there's there's not animals that are like you look at them. They're hotter to the like there isn't like a hot duck. I'm sure there are like in their eyes. Right. In the eye of the beholder. But you know what I was thinking about? What? At the point of of the attractiveness thing is to produce offspring like it's evolutionally beneficial

to settle eventually for like some you know if like you can't get this hot person like I'm gonna settle so I can make babies I don't know if I'm following

okay does anyone get it crap like do you get it is he frowning and turning okay if you were going you're like I have to reproduce with that hot mallard duck

but that hot Can we just use humans? I feel like maybe I'd understand it better. Okay so you have like Give me specific people. You're okay Well I don't I don't want to Because I don't

Because I like this because when you're talking about a person Like that kind of feels mean To say what I'm saying Like Jacob Allorty Okay so say that is your dream man And you're like it like I need to have babies with Jacob Yeah Or else my bloodline

Will cease to exist Yeah Procreating unless it's with GIA Procreating with Jacob Belority. Okay. Or my bloodlines ceases to exist. Yes.

But then you realize he's he's dating Olivia Jay and like he's not interested. Right. So you now, you're like, well, I need another option. Let me settle with this so that I can continue my lineage. Do you know what I mean? That doesn't explain why not everyone, like why wouldn't everyone just look like Jacob Laudy? That's what I'm confused about.

Right. That's my point of contention. So you're saying that it benefits people evolutionarily to procreate? No, I'm saying settling when you can't get the hottest person is beneficial to... Yeah, having kids. Yeah. But like if you can't have it with the hottest, that's the... That's what I'm saying.

Like, I don't get why everyone's not hot because it's not fair. Yeah. I also feel that way. Okay. Guess what happened to me? What? I had Imagine my surprise

when I looked down the other day and I had belly button lent You've spoken about that No I had it I put it in my notes Oh oh I had it this week And it wasn't even like a new sweater or anything It's a sweater that I wear frequently

And I had belly button lint I thought that only happens in cartoon No that kind of grosses me out It didn't grow it It came from somewhere. I didn't say you grew it. What grosses you out?

Just like you having Lint and your belly button. It's not dirty. Lent itself is not dirty. It's just like, it's just making me like, ugh. It's better than the time I found a little mini M&M in my belly button. And I didn't even remember having had those anytime soon. And it wasn't even melted, actually. I don't like belly buttons.

She doesn't like belly buttons. Yeah. I don't think. She certainly doesn't like belly button. Lint. Yeah. I love belly buttons. buttons. The fact that we have like a little hot tub on our stomach, that's amazing. Yeah, I don't,

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Was he just an alien? I think he was an alien. Wait, who played him? Oh, I don't know. Just Kyle X, Y. Matt Dallas. I have a hoight of him. Did he ever work again?

That is hysterical. That was the cover image, which was just a young man. The writer's room. Look, no valley button. The writer's room. I love that to think about that. That's not more disturbing to you than me?

That makes me. It is like a little weird because it's just like we're not used to it. imagine an alien being like look I'm I'm an alien because I don't have a belly button but also aliens like the like stereotypical like green little guy like they have belly buttons right that's true like aliens are born too like what how did they get around to it um oh he does not have a belly button like that person has two I guess we really don't know belly belly buttons are in the eye of the beholder

I guess we don't know. I love my belly button. Speaking of aliens, there's going to be a new American Horror Story season, as there always is. But did you see who's going to be in this one? Ariana Grande. And the OGs. Evan Peters is back. Jessica Lang is back.

Emma Roberts is back. Sarah Paulson back. Sarah Paulson is back. Like, I have high hopes. I pray. I just saw online that all is fair, that new show that just got up. percent on rotten tomatoes. That it's so, so bad that it made Sarah Paulson look like a bad actor.

I saw a clip. It is bleak. Well, everyone's saying it's so bad, I need 10 more seasons of it. Yeah, but it's like not even, the writing is like a joke, like chat GPT vibes. It might be. Yeah, but in a way that's like, what's the name? What's the guy doing it? Because Ryan Murphy is putting out so much stuff.

It wouldn't even be shocking if he's just starting to make bad stuff. I pray that he actually puts like an ounce of effort into this new American horse series. I feel like there's so much on the line here that he has to. By the way, I watched I Love L.A. Did you, have you seen it yet? I don't. Yeah. Rachel Sinnott?

You like like? No, I'm saying you did it. I downloaded HBO Max because of you. Oh, wow. It's really good. It's really, really good. And I don't know if it was because, I don't know if it's because, like, having lived in L.A. I think there's a lot of nuances that, like, you kind of only get.

if you live here and because of that like the writing and all these little pieces I'm like oh my god yeah this is it's so I think it's so good um it's kind of like a jenzy entourage but with like influencers agents and influencers instead of like actors it's one episode I've seen so I don't know if it's going to change or what but like right now I really like it there is a thing happening right now, like on Twitter and stuff, where people are like, I don't like, I don't like this character. It's like, guess what? It's a character. Right. You can't have a parissocial relationship with a character that like, doesn't exist. And the point of the writing is to make you not like Right. Some people I'm like, do you realize, like you're not supposed to like this character?

It's, it's, it's the bean soup theory. Yeah. You know the bean soup theory. I know the bean soup theory. It's that young woman that made the bean soup. And someone commented, I don't like beans. how can I make this soup? You don't make the soup. You don't make the bean soup. Not soup for you. You don't make this particular soup. Lucky for you.

There's other soups. Go seek those out. And for this, it's like, I don't like it. Don't watch it. I agree. The character is not real. It can't hurt you. But it's so good.

It's so well produced that there was a montage of them going from Silver Lake down Wilshire to go to the beach. and it made me tear up because I missed L.A. And I was like, and there were all those stupid buildings in Wilstra Boulevard that are like straight up,

objectively, ugly, ugly buildings. And I was like, oh, I miss those. Fugly buildings. They're white and they're square. There's nothing to them. And I was like, oh my God. And they get the song playing?

I love L.A. You know I love that one. I know. And it was just so, it was awesome. So I can't wait to watch more of this. Looking forward to watching the first episode.

I'm watching girls for the first time. It's like a girls meets entourage. And I don't, I would not throw that around lightly. Wait, girls for the first time. Kind of. I had seen the first two seasons a long time ago, and I feel like I was too young to connect with it. And so now I turned it on and just like first episode immediately.

I'm like this, yeah, this is as good as everyone says it is. I'm sensing that there is going to be a Lena Dunhamification of Rachelson. And that does scare me for her. Because, like, everyone loves the show. And then, yeah, they villainized Lena. Yeah. And I hope that doesn't happen. But they had this issue with her.

They'll villainize all brilliant women. Sorry. Sometimes I can't say women singular and women plural differently. Yeah. It's totally fun because I know your heart. Yeah. But anyways, in the first episode, Lena goes on the voice of a generation. I remember people being like really upset because it was like, what?

It's like, it's a character. Yeah, people need help. Oh my gosh, in a huge way. Like so, so massive. In an amazing way. I have one more thought about something, and then I'm going to hand it the baton to you. This one is just weighing on me heavy.

The phrase life is a highway, what does that mean? Like, it goes by fast and I'm texting? No, I want to ride it all night long. Moves fast. Yeah. Sometimes it might move slow when there's traffic. That isn't, that's not, that does, those aren't affiliated with like.

Yeah, it does. The hard moments like traffic go by pretty slowly. What are exits in this metaphor? Unfortunately, like, your death. Death? But exits lead you to your destination. Well, remember we've spoken about like maybe that is the destination and that's really the life that we're, this is like at the pregame.

Well, the highway is like the worst part of the drive to me. I can't even have my windows down. It's too loud. Some people love the highway. Huh? Yeah. I don't. Does anyone hear Love the Highway?

The Highway's the word hard. But like, think about an open interstate. That could be hot. I don't like it. Too many lanes. Too many people. Yeah, I agree. I don't want to be in the middle.

I don't want to be next to the middle part. Do you want to look up the lyrics to Life is a Highway and see, like, dissect it a little bit more? Love is a Highway. I want to ride it. yeah life's like a road that you travel on when there's one day here and the next day gone

okay this is dark sometimes you bend sometimes you stand I don't nothing to do with the highway sometimes you turn your back to the wind you can if you're in the car there's a world outside

every darkened door where blues won't haunt you anymore where brave are free and lovers sort is this about dying Is this whole song about death? Come ride with me to the distant shore. It's the whole song's about death.

If you're going on the way, I wonder of these cities and all these towns, it's in my blood and it's all around. I love you. Like I love you now. From Mozambique to those Memphis nights. That is a long ride. From Mozambique.

So we're going to take the highway from Mozambique. Download ways right now because we're going to have to download ways and get from Mozambique to Memphis tonight. I'm going to take the toll-free route from Mozambique to Memphis. I'm personally going to go from Khybert Pass to Can I ask where the Khyber passes? No, not right now. Because knock me down, I'm back up again.

You're in my blood. I'm not alone. There's no load I can't hold. Thank you. Can we like, let's look up the meaning of life is a highway. Let's look up the meaning of there's no load I can't hold. Lives of Highway is a metaphor that compares the journey of life to traveling on a highway, complete with its twists, its turns.

Yeah. Its upside sounds. Guess what? Highway does not twist and turn. It's a straight line. It's significant Sometimes there's those loops But I guess is that always an exit?

An ongoing journey Ups and Downs, Embracing the Experience, Resilience I Completely This song has lost any Any ounce of significance to me now Noteriety gone This is an utter nothing burger

It just went off track for most of the song Yeah We're all travelers on this long winding road Then that should be like the back roads in the woods. Yeah. It should be like my phone died and I'm going by memory or like I had to print off Google Maps to get to this place and now I'm going down these windy roads and life is not straight and then the path to success is not linear but that should be Rascal Flats like what did you this is music made for the masses that

don't question anything. We are here taking we are staying curious and we're asking questions always this is that is so important that and that's one thing that's remained consistent about us brooke that felt really good to like come to that yeah and it took rascal flats his song but like that is something that we've always done i agree we took something we say hang on let's look into this like why have we all accepted this thing the other thing related to the highway people are always saying don't reinvent the wheel the wheel is old as time there could be a better wheel and we've just accepted this existing wheel. What if we could make it more round or what if we

would need a wheel that isn't even round at all? And it could be better. But there are some people who are like, I want to reinvent the wheel. Are they? Yeah. Yeah, that's probably, they probably work. There's two kinds of people, people that want to reinvent the wheel and people that don't.

But there's a lot of people that don't want the person to reinvent the wheel because they're worried about them. They're afraid of change. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Reinvent. Everyone homework today. Reinvent the wheel. When's the last time you reinvented the wheel? I reinvent the wheel on action

almost every single day because my life is hard on because of things that I make harder. Yes. You do reinvent the wheel and you make it like you turn a tire into a cinder block. I turn a tire into an exact Rubik's cube that can't move. Yeah, it's unsolvable. It's unsolvable and I'm twisting. That's life is the highway. It's a Rubik,

it's a Rubik. Life's a Rubik's Cube. I'm twisting and turning. where's the answer? And it's years and years and years. Was it? Today is your day. Brooks in love with me. I am. Sing that again.

I don't remember. I don't want to do it again. Sing it again. She liked that version and I don't want to ruin it. That was so pretty. There is no load I can't handle. There is. They've always said that about you.

Who. I love it, Champ. That was great. That was amazing. It's so nice to see you and have a good laugh. It's nice to see me. It's so good to see you. It's so good to see me. Oh my gosh. Um, hit that take the baton here from me, past the torch. What else is there? I have a few, well, Jonathan Bailey. Congratulations. Thank you. Um, I mean, I honestly, Jesus Christ, like, yes. By the way, the ice cream truck that comes every episode and goes do do do do do just came. And, blasted its load. As soon as Jonathan Bailey's picture came up, and I agree.

He is the sexiest man alive. And for that reason, I wasn't even expecting him to be the sexiest man alive because I feel like people's never like this on the pulse. It was like too obvious. It's so obvious that I wasn't even expected. Am I making it up that he is the sexiest man alive? It came out that for a while people were like paying for this title. There's no way he paid for me.

No, I know that he wouldn't because he's a stand-up guy. the most, can I be honest? Yes, he's the sexiest man alive on the outside. He's the sexiest soul in the world. He's Jesse McCartney wrote the song about him. You and your sexy ass soul. He like, oh my God. Like, yes, I look at him and I'm like, this is the hottest person I've ever seen.

I look a little deeper. I'm connected. I can't explain the way I'm connecting. I connect to him on a soul level. I see and I look at him. see inside of him. Could he sit here on the podcast, you think, or no, you couldn't do that? I think that he would make me feel so safe and loved and beautiful and smart and cherished because of how sexy his soul is that I would feel okay.

Not only okay. Amazing. Bring out Jonathan. Just saying that. Jonathan Bailey will be on this podcast. Oh my. He is the love of my life. Like, he is incredible.

Like, I love him so much. Look at him. Yeah. That was a good choice. That was a good choice. He deserves. I,

and you know that I, I have so many crushes. He is the sexiest man alive. Look, like, there's not even one person that's like, what? No.

There has never been a remotely negative word about Jonathan Bailey. I am so glad I didn't win. people's sexiest TikToker because if one person was like what the fuck I'd be like oh I have to kill myself soon yeah today did you not win a few years ago

no it was last year and I didn't win oh well what an honor just to be nominated true Henry Henry Henry Henry won this year yes congrats to him deserved another deserved win a very sexy guy another W for Henry Henry Henry Henry yeah and hen

the sexy man in his bags so true anyway like there's really nothing to say about nothing much more to say about Jonathan Bailey except for he is sexy mind and body and soul and it's so amazing yeah and that was again it's just like that's a good I bet that's going to boost people sales and interest in people yeah I actually this is the only time I've been like I'm going to walk out of my house and go to a magazine store and buy a magazine because that's how deeply I want that's true that's real this is real journalism this is journalism yeah

They, people had a huge win here. And congratulations on being the first gay, out gay sexist man. A man who appreciates a sexy man, he said on Jimmy Fallon. And then Jimmy Fallon laughed really awkwardly and continued. And I feel, I felt like that moment needed to actually be acknowledged and celebrated. So I just want to flag congratulations to the sexiest man alive who appreciates a sexy man. Yeah. Thanks.

Yes. Yes. And also Jimmy Fallon. never not laughed awkwardly. I don't think he has a normal one. I don't want to say anything negative about anyone ever. No. And I think Jimmy Fallon is awesome in so many ways. Me too. Loving to death. But sometimes just being a talk show host might not be that. Well, it's just like if you're recording yourself every single night, there are going to be things that people have liked about you. What? Sorry, I'm talking to Jimmy, like about Jimmy. What are you going to say?

No, I'm saying Jimmy, you've got to like engage in. conversation almost. He's probably so tired. I mean, I can imagine being drained. But I do think as the talk shows, you've got to kind of have conversation. That's all I'll say. It's a bad.

That's all I'll say. It's a dialogue back and forth. Yes. It's important. You know who's so good at it? And Saul Hank was on set the other day. That is amazing. Did you see they made the TikTok that he always makes? The Gracie Abrams song.

What's you gonna hurt you off? And Hank took his shirt off in the dressing room. Yeah, and then pan back to Seth just being hysterical and amazing. I was in that dressing room with Meredith, Wishbone Kitchen. And when he came in, he didn't look at me or anything, which is totally cool. He's the greatest. You know what's weird is that studio space? There's Seth right here.

And then the S&L stage is to the left. It's like they're right next to each other. That's fascinating to me. I was in Boston last week. Oh, I commented on it. There's no way. I was in Boston. Boston. Yeah, you were in Boston. How was it? It was like I'm, I know you don't like Boston. I keep my mind.

I adore this little city. Yeah. And I mean little city with my chest. It is tiny. I walked the whole thing on foot before the first show. Great shows. It was amazing shows. Amazing. And everyone came dressed up. Love. Two young people came dressed as one person came as Mark from Nordstrom and the other person came as Ray from Frambridge. I really have to say quickly that like I had a five minute interaction with Ray I have not seen him since in the fact that someone dressed up as him for Halloween like in Boston he's touched so many lives truly the way he's a household name dressed up as him in Boston that was so amazing it was so amazing people were dressed like two the nines it was amazing there were a lot of jonathan's like that made my heart my extremely fat heart so incredibly happy which one to see people dresses like hats yeah

There was a lot of trios that were like Max, Jonathan, and Rob. That's so sweet. It was so sweet. I was just like looking around this. And then one young woman came in as a as a naked cat. And that was hard. That was hard for me as a performer. We're wearing a leotard, flash-colored leotard prosthetics on her face.

Hey, talk about imagine the crowd naked. Tell you what? I don't, I would not like it. I prefer them clothed. Yeah, I got, no, we've always said that. Imagine a naked crowd just like genitalia everywhere all over the chairs. Right. No one wants that.

No. Speaking of Jonathan Bailey. Yeah. If I may. Yeah. You know he plays Fierro. Of course. In Wicked.

The man currently playing Fierro on Broadway ran the New York City Marathon. How many miles is that? He ran 26.2 miles. Hugged his wife, ran to the theater. Mm-hmm. And went out on stage as Fierro that night. He has one big tooth. Do you understand how I don't think I, like, I can't grasp how hard it is to run a marathon because I can't walk a mile.

Mm-hmm. So I'm just trying to, like, imagine that. And then do you know how emotionally and physically draining it is to perform? How, like, how is it possible? Speaking of, like, how, why is not everyone hot? how is it possible that some people can't even walk a mile and some people can run 26 and then Fierro? This is one of those things where it's like, okay, I just simply don't get it, you know, type thing because I'm like, why is everyone crying?

But then I'm like, I don't know because I can't put myself in your hokas because I've never done it. Because it's a feet of the human body. I know, but like I run a lot and I'm like, I just don't, I'm not there. I can't wait to experience what their, what that feeling. Because, like, I want to. I just, like, I'm looking at it. I'm like, okay. Hopefully one day, if you run a marathon,

you cross the finish line, you feel everything in your body. You feel the 26 miles you just ran. And then you can put yourself in a position to imagine, like, what if I had to go be Fierro right now? Right. No, I'm going to have 100 beers if I drink. If I run the New York Marit.

Like, how can you even walk? By the way, I'm proud of everyone that did it. I'm saying, like, I genuinely, like, have not. I don't know what that experience is like. So from looking from the outside end. I'm confused. I also am bummed. I didn't make it back for that day in the city,

which I also think, like, maybe being there, I would be able to, like, feel the emotions. Yeah. But so far, I'm just something to look forward to. Next year, I hope.

I do have to start training tonight right now. Yeah. I think I would, if you ran the New York City Marathon, I would fly in for that. Really? Oh my gosh. Okay.

Put it in your calendar. That's a good challenge. It's so nice to, it's so nice to work towards something. It is nice to work towards something. Like what are you saving for via rocket money? Like saving for your- My glasses.

My glasses. If I lose my glasses, I'm telling you guys, I think I'm, we have to, I'm going to go to jail. I'm going to turn myself in for a crime I didn't commit. Because it's just like, these ones need to stay with me for the rest of my life. I need to get new glasses and contacts. I was at an event last night. Yeah. Season three to Brittany and a royal court.

what an incredible feat. And she had like a very like, royal themed event. And there was a magician slash wizard. Yeah. And he did a magic trick where he was like, I'm going to like induct you into this society, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Like to be inducted into a society. Like you need like a mark. So he had me like close my fists. And then he was like, okay, which pick a fist. And I was like left. And he's like, okay, great. Open it. And there was an X on my hand.

and my fists were closed. So I was like, how did you put that there? Put that thing back where it came from her. So help me. So help me. So I thought a lot about it. I think he might have touched me like before he started like this whole thing. Before I close my fist, I think there might have been, he might have touched my hand.

That's fine. Okay. But let's say he touched me and like there was some sort of transference of this Sharpie or stamp whatever it is. How would he have known my fists were both closed when he said pick a hand. So how would he have known to put it on my left? Riddle me that. Women's intuition.

I don't know. That like to me, this is like magic does exist. My fists like they were shut. I don't know. And then the next thing he did. No one could tell you. No one could tell me because I posted on my story. I saw that you.

posted it. And someone was like, it's a stamp. And I was like, okay, I can see a world in which he, like, touched me before. Yeah. I cannot see a world. I am positive. Both of my hands were closed when I said left. This is something that I can't get involved with. So, oh, here's Reddit. Oh, no. But like, I almost don't even want to know. Magician somehow wrote on my hand. If someone can tell me how I'm losing my mind. Pull out a highlighter and take the cap off while... I do it all the time with a highlighter. While motioning to your audience about the highlighter in your hand while doing said motions, mark your finger up. mark your fingertip, the motioning masks.

Did he lower your hands so that you could see better, like at any point move? Ask a member of their audience with both palms face down in front of you. And you grabbing their hands to lower them to some different, yeah, he did lower my hands with a different altitude. So we can all see better is where the secret marking takes place that person forgets about because after your mark you want to back off with body language to make them forget with more showmanship that you ever touched them. But how did he know to put it on my left hand?

Can I ask that? How do you do it with Sharpie? even if it was a Sharpie highlighter. You know what I bet it was? You know what I bet it was? What? I bet it was like if he guessed the right one, that's over. If he guessed the wrong one, he probably would have changed his like final, yeah.

What would he, what could he have changed to do? Right, like I told you, I couldn't do that joke. Anyways, check your left hand. And he would have been on there. That's probably. Okay. Well, then explain this one to me. Okay.

He had me and Channing stand across from each other. eyes closed. Everyone is watching. We can't open our eyes. Doing that anyways. He says, tell me how many taps you feel on your body. I felt three taps.

I say three. Channing says three. Everyone's like, holy shit, holy shit. I'm like, what's going on? Because my eyes are closed. Then he says,

okay, I'm going to tap you and I want you to point to where on your body. I tapped you. I point to my nose. I assume Channing points to her nose because everyone's like, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. We open our eyes.

He goes, I had this whole time I was only touching one of you. So he had established a Bluetooth link between Channing and I. It's actually me and Channing. Grammatically, thank you. And he was only touching me, but Channing felt the exact amount of touches on her body in the same spot both times. That's bizarre. I don't know that to me. No, I can't.

Twins. Can we look that one up, is he? How would you think? you would, what do you think you would Google? Bluetooth link between two people magic trick. It was freaking ridiculous. I also like, if I could manifest like my perfect man in the bonus section of like I would do magician.

Just by the way. Magicians are, I think that's like the most talented you can be. Magicians are so much fun to bring to a party, like to hire a magician for a party. The thing about most magicians and I'm so sorry to the magician community, you linger a little bit too much. Like, you know when the joke is over and kind of go have a drink or something. The magicians I've been around in my lifetime at parties, they are very much like overstaying a little bit. Oh, I want them to overstay as long as possible. No, no, no, it like it's to a point where it's like, okay, like that's, that was fun. I don't know. The magicians I've met are definitely

lingers. You would have liked Scott. Okay. The answer lies in NLP, neurolinguistic programming. It's a method which you could change behavior through words, but using certain words are rephrasing words, you can manipulate the action of a person, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Well, tell me how does Channing feel that? This is not going to get, we need to. To make you feel like you're being touched, the magician will ask for your consent and state that you are not going to be touched directly, which would make you feel comfortable, which would make you feel comfortable, positive, positive affirmation, positive affirmation. Then you're told without any contact, he can cause a feeling of being touched by simply touching his or her own body. He, she said he can do it with anyone in the audience, which made you uncomfortable, especially if we're forming in a large crowd.

Brooke, we gotta, wait, what? We gotta wrap this one up. We gotta wrap this one up. This is not making any sense. After rustling around and having Kislasch-her way with you. Okay, we gotta wrap this one up. I don't understand. I gotta talk to you about,

I gotta talk to you about pastrami and the bonus. Could then double down. That doesn't, can we watch this video in the bonus? Yeah, sure. I have to piece so bad. Okay, I do too. Okay. Okay, it was nice talking to you.

Yeah, it was, that was such a blessing. It really was. Yeah, thanks for me coming all this. Sometimes a blessing. Oh, wait. I want to do this unboxing in the bonus. Okay. But we got, I love doing book unboxing.

And we got Lucas Gages. Lucas. Who I freaking adore and obsessed with. We got his memoir, which I'm really excited to die. Sorry, I just showed our address. I'm just really excited. I'm just going to put my hand over the address. I'm really excited to be diving into this in the bonus.

And you go pee, girl. Thank you. Okay. I love. Thanks, guys. See you. It's addressed to Fibula and Brooke. That's very cute.

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