Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Oh Crap Dot Com

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

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Okay, fabulous. I have not been able to stop saying fabulous since last week. Hold that thought. Fabuloso. Where is my button? It's right here, if anyone was wondering if I was being serious. The thing about you is you always have an extra button on hand. Matthew Gray is close.

What? Matthew Gray is close. Yeah, Matthew Gray is close. Yeah, Matthew. Matthew Gagoup. It's fine. Welcome back to Burke and Connor makeup podcast, everyone. Happy to have you back.

What a week we had last week. What a week. Well, you had a crazy week. What a whirlwind. What a whirlwind. This is really like the first time I'm sitting to stop and smell the roses. Yeah. You're sitting at the stop and shop smelling the roses.

Yeah. Something I'm calling something a stop and shop. Like, stop and shop. I really just stop and shop I take it as the exact opposite like get out of here Yeah yeah Thank you so much for

Feel feeling what I was putting down right there Because I know I wasn't being clear But you knew what I meant But we have the opposite take though right No stop and shop You're saying stop and smell the roses in shop I'm saying stop and get the hell out of here No but I'm saying I also want to get the hell out of there

Yeah the stop and shop. But when you keep just saying what you're saying, it sounds like you're saying stop and kind of smell the roses. I want it to be that. I need to slow down and really shop. Yeah. You know,

the come and go appropriately named. That's the thing about the English language. You can take things to mean different things. You totally can, girl. You can take, two people can take the same sentence and take away totally different meanings. You can take what you want and you can head out. Yeah.

Like at the stop and shop. Yeah. Exactly. Language is a beautiful thing. We haven't really talked about the nuances of language in a while. And I'm glad we got back to our roots. We had, if you don't live in Los Angeles, we had our first ever, like, low-key live show with meta.

We did it alongside meta. They kind of pushed us out of our, out of the Eagles nest. Rayban metas, too. Rayban metas as well. I'm like, those are the most insane invention. ever. You guys, they're Ray bands, but they're the future also. And this is not part of the ad. This is just me like telling my personal experience with the Rayband Metas. They record everything

that's happening in front of you. It's like that episode of Black Mirror. I can take pictures. I can say, hey, what's her name? Meta? Hey, meta take a picture and she takes a picture of what's in front of me. She can also take a video. Also, dancing through life was just blasting through my meta raybans. My Rayban Metas even. ass off. I also have been taking phone calls from them. Shut up. I want to emphasize this is not part of the ad.

No, it's just truly so insane. I'm so excited to bring them to Florida to show Mama and Pop Pop, because they're just going to be like, what the, like, what the, what the eight? Yeah. I took phone calls on them yesterday and I was walking around and I just had sunglasses on, no headphones. You don't need headphones. You can go on a walk with just your sunglasses and listen to music.

It plays into your brain. So me and Brooke, this might be our last episode if we get cancer from whatever's happening in between. You're not going to get cancer. Knock on wood. Well, no, we should just say that here. Yeah. It's the manifestation space.

Yeah. But they were so cool, truly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we did have a live show. Yeah. I really truly thought it was going to be like 50 people in the audience. How many was it?

Izzy, do you know? I think it was like 150. There was almost like 150 people in the audience. There's a lot of people. But I guess at that point, like there's no difference between 50 and 150. No. Yeah. There were a lot of people there.

Brooke did really, really well. Obviously, like, whenever I'm, like, doing well mentally, I'll find a way to spin it in a way that, like, no, there's actually something wrong with me. But, like, I wasn't nervous. And that is what that scares me and makes me think that there's something deeper going on in my psyche, like something very wrong. I don't know how to help. Yeah. It's just, like, so weird to go. Like it's quiet too quiet.

Well, to go from like I'll never do anything live to literally just being like, yeah, like whatever, 150's fine. No, I can't emphasize enough. Like how many people I talked to that weren't you being like, she knows it's like in front of people? And everyone's like, yeah. And literally Brooke was like, I didn't even respond. So we both got the email together. And I was like, I'll just let Brooke be like, no, I'm not going to do it because I'm not going to respond. And be like, yeah, we'll talk about it.

I'm just going to let you respond and be like, no. And then she goes, yeah, let's do it. I go, she doesn't know that it's live, knows it's live. And I was like, something's weird. I agree. Something is weird. Something's a mess. Yeah, but I think that I told you, like three months ago, we were going there

a really transformational period. Well, you heard what happened to Gemini. Apparently this year is supposed to be like crazy for Gemini in terms of transformation. Who's Gemini? The astrology sign that I am. Oh. So maybe that. what happened at gym night she got in a car wreck so so maybe her legs gone but i don't know like i'm freaked

something's off i didn't even like guys i'm not even kidding even when i got up there i was like okay what's not no literally i was like um so like what like your state because we agreed we're like we're like we're going to talk about brook's stage fright for a little bit i go she's looking at me like i was like so your stage fright she goes yeah i had to be like you're stage fright she goes yeah i had some drink i've been drinking i was like are you about to hit me you're like yeah i've been drinking yeah i did have i had a vodka pineapple to calm the nerve so i don't even know if i needed it i was literally so fine watch me be like i'm fine like we can do live shows and me start to do a live show and then it's not fine that's what i'm expecting i promise you there's something about i've told

i told you this a long time ago when i started doing stand-up there's something about when you get up on the stage where you just go like, you like, sorry for lack of a better word, lock in. You're sober, you're just like hyper aware and you see the light at the end of the tunnel and your time's already started and it's like, all right, I'm already going. You would think that, but I've thrown up on the stage twice.

How old were you? Once during the chorus concert in eighth grade and then once during a presentation, I had to excuse myself in the middle of a presentation in history class. and sophomore year. So you would think that you'd just be able to push through, but sometimes some people might not be able to,

like in the Princess Diaries. And me too. She pushed through. No, she ran off. Oh, I don't remember? Oh, in the second one? No, in the first one. They're doing a third one.

I know. I'm so excited. But remember she ran off and then she was upset and went rock climbing. Wow, no, I guess I got to revisit that. Yeah. So I agree that usually people can push through, but not everyone, but I was fine. Well, Jim and I luckily had gone through like a recent transformation.

I also, and this is just because I like to overanalyze myself and my mind, I think it could be because I know that I'm going to have to do stuff with the book, like go on a book tour. So when I'm not given an option, when it's like you actually have to do this, then it's easier for me to do something. And it's like, fine, did you think I was not going to do it? I was going to do it. But when there's like, oh, like, let's do live tours. like if you're if you can and I'm given that leeway then I'm like I won't do it but when it's like

you have to do this I'm like okay yeah I get it that's how I work for the deadline I'd be texting I be texting women be women be shopping I be texting yeah is that it my eye won't shut I'm gonna be texted your eyelashes are gorgeous happy holidays I don't know what's up with that left eyelid No I'd be texting people right before my shows And be like I can't do it I can't do it And then I all of a sudden

Like when I'm like you have an hour left Something happens to me where it's like I'm touched by the divine light An hour left before the show Or something I'm like I can't I gotta rewrite something This joke doesn't work here Or I need like five extra minutes

Someone drops out and I need to do 10 extra minutes All of a sudden, right for the show. My hand is being guided by Ernest Hemingway. Yeah. It's interesting. And it's an out-of-body experience. It's like the deadline's about to hit. You must get this done.

No one can help you. No one can help you. Yeah, that can be comforting in a way. And then sometimes I like to zoom out and look at myself through the perspective of another galaxy. You can't even see me. And so nothing matters. Wow.

But knowing nothing matters. See, I'm so torn in between the nothing matters and the crushing weight of everything mattering. Connor, have you ever listened to the song Dancing Through Life? I have. I think that would help you navigate those emotions. Yeah. But you're totally right.

Sometimes it's like life is so precious. So you have to like take it really seriously. and live to the fullest. And then sometimes just like, Yolo. What the fuck? Yeah. Like, you, like, just like it is what it is.

Your spec in the galaxy. You're speck in the galaxy. I don't like the, like, dust in the wind, speck in the galaxy thing because it's like, shut up, you know, kind of thing. And you, I don't know. I'm constantly going through the, right now, specifically, I'm going through the,

oh my gosh, how is anything going to work? like this is it's it's overwhelming what's going to happen next you know there's too much to do and then like all the sudden when i'm freaking out freaking out all of a sudden it's gonna work out like if something comes back in my head it's gonna work out no that's a psychiatric term yeah overwhelmed that's what my psychiatrist always says what do you mean like when i am explaining that feeling that you just explained she's like okay so your overwhelm is not Not good right now. Like she just calls it that feeling overwhelmed.

So overwhelm and Jim and I are going to lunch later. They have a table. Yeah. Exactly. Wow. They're like individuals. So it's like she says it like it's a condition. You're overwhelmed.

I need to treat my overwhelm. What did she say to treat your overwhelm with? Drugs. Yeah. Alcohol? Yeah. No, a prescription. Oh.

I was like, let's go to Toulon. A prescription of Welbyutrin. Oh. Well, butyotrin to treat overwhelm? I don't know. Yeah, probably at some point, at some crossroads. I don't know which one of my pills is for what. Me neither.

But I don't, it's not medication. It's just like pills for horses that are supposed to help with your hairline. My hairline's fine, as everyone can see. I know everyone's always like, take your hat off. Not a piece of meat. I'm more than that. Okay. My hair line's fine.

I didn't. My hair line's fine, you guys. No one brought up your hairline besides you. You were thinking yet. I could see the way you're looking at me. I really wasn't. Herlan's fine. I agree.

So. Izzy, should we open these? Izzy got us presents. Okay, if you're listening to Audio Only, you have no respect for me or my family or my colleague because I told you to subscribe to our YouTube. So we're going to open our presence. I thought you were talking to Izzy.

No, I'm looking at the camera. Oh, sorry. And I shouldn't even be looking at the camera. I should be looking at like a picture of a ear because that's what I'm talking to, the audio only people. We have a picture of your ear laying around? No, I'm assuming not. Ooh, did you take your horse pills this morning?

I've been up since six with Brittany and Izzy. Getting my glam going. It was worth it. You look pretty. Which one should we open first? Maybe this bigger one. The green? Yeah.

Okay. Wait, the greens together? The bigger one. Oh, it's from Santa. And it says you'll never be the same after this. I'm scared of you. Sorry to bring up poop. Yours says poop.

Yours says you'll never be the same after yours. Mine says poop. Are they the same thing? Okay. Okay, so they're both poop related. Oh, Izzy. Yeah. Oh, Izzy.

Oh, my gosh. Unkink your colon with Squatty potty. Bamboo flips tool. And it's verse. Wow, Izzy. Doctor recommended too. Oh, it's got the both 7 inch and 9 inch height for those crazy days. Oh, Izzy, thank you.

Oh, wow, you can flip it at different heights. Did you just say that? Yeah, but that's okay. Oh, this is brilliant, Izzy. Thank you so much. I love it. No one talks about how once you start, you cannot stop with the squatty potty. I just threw mine away because I'm showing my apartment right now.

And this one looks so clean compared to what mine looked like. I'm not pooping on my squatty potty. Hang on. I want to say that. Like mine wasn't dirty because of that. It was just white. And like, I'm going to. I didn't poop on it at all.

I didn't poop on it at all. I hope. Someone else. I hope you're happy. Okay. Should we do the next? Okay. I'm so excited.

Are these ones different from each other, Izzy? Yeah, these ones are different. You want to go first? You want me to go first. Izzy, you're so good at rock. and I love the wrapping. Oh my gosh, you guys know that I always like look like I had a stroke when I wrapped gifts.

Stop. Is it a Bible? Stop. Stop it right now. I've been wanting one of these so bad. It's a story worth. Oh my gosh, no way. It's Kim K. Selfish.

Oh my gosh, nice, Izzy. Oh, my God, Izzy. This is spectacular. You talked about that recently. That's the thing. She clocks the smallest. things. Oh.

Oh my God. Oh, I love it. Oh, my God. Her author bio, Kim was born and raised in Los Angeles. Period. What? Let me see. Let me see.

Let me see. Oh. The Biden laptop report. Is that real? How did you find it? It was sold out. Oh my gosh. This year's hottest

flying off the shelves gift is the Hunter Biden laptop report coffee table book. That is a chunker. Oh my gosh, let's read a random excerpt, chel. Oh my gosh.

This is over. Can't read that on the podcast. We will get flagged. What was it? It was a bunch of photos. Can I see? If I can find the page or I can just probably open it to a different one.

Whoa, it's in color. Oh. Oh. My God. Oh. No way. Wow. What the pictures they chose to cover her mouth over his.

What, wow. It's crazy. Oh my gosh. Wow. I didn't realize big sense. Me and Hunter Biden have the same body. The same build. Ooh, put that on your hinge profile.

I have the same build as this young man smoking crack on the front page of his book. He doesn't have like a bad body. he smokes crack though so do you remember that one guy we saw walking naked down the street like my afterbody if I worked out really hard for years we both looked at each other obviously there was a guy very unwell walking obviously because he's walking naked down the street and we both look at each other and we were like damn

he has got a body all right he's got a body on him so yeah it doesn't mean anything yeah I see the thing is it's like why did I, you know, run two and a half miles last night and have a smoothie that tastes, it was from Earth Barnet, tasted like it was just the earth? Why did I do that? And he just has, like, smokes crack. Hunter Biden or the naked guy? Hunter Biden, and I'm assuming the naked guy.

I'm just, I don't feel like that's that much of a reach. Hunter Biden and the naked guy don't have the same body. Well, Hunter Biden is like a millionaire by proxy. The naked guy has a better body I know Is what I'm saying The point is that they're smoking crack And I'm working out

That's the point I'm trying to get across I'm like Should I try crack? No No I don't think so Are you still working out? Yeah

I think you look fabulous Are you still Working out Okay I think you look great Thank you. I really do. I can tell you.

We should have added a jaw line. We should added a jaw line to my makeup. That's a good note for next time. Well, Izzy, thank you so much for this. Are you doing exercises for your jaw? You're not going to magically get a jawline from doing push-ups. I think you get a jaw line for smoking crack. There I said it.

I think mewing. I'm not going to me. Sorry. They ruined it for me. Like everyone ruined mewing. resting the tongue on the roof of the mouth while keeping the mouth closed. Isn't that just closing your mouth?

What's the difference between just like normally closing your mouth and mewing? You push your tongue up, I guess. My tongue is always on the roof of my mouth. Weird. Oh, there's different kinds of mewing. Ready to soundtrack your summer? With Red Bull Summer All Day Play,

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Let's move forward. There's drones on the horizon. We need to talk about the drones. Okay. Have you heard about them? Yeah, I actually have heard about the drones. We don't do we know where they're from? Allegedly, no, we don't know where the drones are from.

So if you're out of the loop, I guess people are in New Jersey are seeing drones. We have a lot of people in New Jersey. We're seeing everyone the best with the drones. Yeah. Now I'm seeing a lot of pictures recently on Twitter, and it's just planes, commercial airliners as well as Cessna's a plane. There are drones, though.

Maybe someone's just pulling a prank. Like I could see me getting like 15 people together to hang out and be like, let's just fly drones over people's houses. I think they're genuinely like big like six feet. Oh, the big the big kind of drone? Yeah. Oh, I was thinking of the little kind. Yeah, no, I was too.

They were like drones in New Jersey. I was like, nice. That's fun. Is it a meetup? But it's like actual like the size of a minivan. Okay, I didn't realize that. And is there a men inside of the drones? Every time I want to say drone, I want to, no, the drones.

The drones are over New Jersey because of that one always sunny thing. No one watches it here, so. When I think of drone, I think of operated from the ground. I don't know what the definition of a drone is. I think it just means it can hover in place. Let's look it up. Okay. Let's look it up.

Why not like, why not find out? Yeah. We're sitting here with all the technology in the world. A drone is a continuous low humming sound. Okay. A lot of humming today. It's also a colony of bees, a male bee. a remote controlled pilotless aircraft.

Yeah. Oh, so there's not a man in there. Or small flying device. Yeah, I don't think they're men and drones. Okay, I'll just walk through. Or any type of being. Yeah. Or being.

Sorry. Got one of the eyelashes. I'm like Lernix. Did you? Yeah. Now, what I've heard about the drones is that. one thing about these drones is this came out right after someone came out

and was like the aliens are in the ocean they're not in the air like we had we had thought I didn't hear that I'm on the weird side of the internet like because I'm I'm so susceptible to talking about conspiracy theories and watching them even though I'm like I know that's like not a mermaid

making that siren noise, you know, but I need to watch 11 more videos from different angles to just double check. Yeah. Because part of me wants it to be a mermaid, you know? I believe in, I think I believe in mystical ocean creatures.

Like, I believe in the Lochness monster, but I don't know if I believe in mermaids. The version of TV that happened when people are like, like even Shark Week, I think is where it all started was when shark was like, we're going to show people basically the same TV show, 30 minute long for one week, and it's the same show filmed in different locations

with different accents. And it's going to be like, I was attacked. I lived, thank God. Now I'm surfing again. And they got my body out and they took me there. We didn't know if I was going to make it, but I made it. Now I'm back standing at the water's edge looking out.

If you got bitten by a shark, do you think you'd ever get back in the water? No. I'd probably move to like Arizona. To like a place with no water. Yeah. I'm not the kind of person that gets bucked off the horse and gets bucked on. If I get bucked off the horse, that is God telling me you don't belong on the horse. Like it's so important to learn your lesson. Like what happened to learning lessons? Learn your limits. Yeah, it's not about like sharks aren't monsters. Cool. They have, or they're animals with huge teeth. I don't want to do the hike in Rwanda where you go to the, the gorilla's habitat. And if you move, they drag you into the woods and rip all of your arms off individually. I haven't heard about that hike. You can go on this hike in Rwanda, I think, and they take you up and you walk into the

Silverback Gorillas, by the way. Like biggest things ever that have ever existed. And you go, you walk in. Can you look up the silverback gorilla? You walk into their goddamn living room. And then they're like, okay, don't piss them off. I'm like, well, I feel like we shouldn't be here. You know, I don't need to be here.

Yeah. There's a zoo. Yeah. It's Rwanda. Have people died? Um, there's a video on TikTok. And by the way, that one looks cute. Like, I kind of want to go.

Uh-huh. But this is not where, that one is not representative of all of these beasts. Gorillas and other apes are another thing, much like childbirth and, and, and all that, that makes me believe in magic. Gorillos make you believe in magic. Like apes. Because that's just like, if you really look at one, it's like, that's crazy. There's, like, no way that that could exist without some sort of, like, higher. magical power.

Like they're so intricate. They are intricate. Sorry. Can we type in woman getting dragged? Like she just took a woman getting

I don't know how much I want to see that. No, no, no. She didn't get torn up. She just, they dragged, hammer her out. I think it's a woman. I think it might be man as well. Who am I to say? We'll find out.

But it's not attacks. Guerrilla pushing lady on trail. Maybe. but he she the gorilla drags this person out into the woods for a second and everyone's like hold still no darn i believe you whatever basically like you're supposed to say so still and this person took a picture it was like go proing and the gorilla obviously like walked over grabbed their leg and was pulling them wait gorilla drags guide guide guide out into the forest oh it wasn't a man or woman it was a guide guide guide i know i know

I said that. There it is. Wait. Yes? No. That's a big one. Yeah. See, that one would make me lose my...

Why does he have a buzz butt on his body? Look, coming up, I'm going to take this to go. And then just leaves. Oh my gosh. Imagine your thought process while you're being dragged. I've had dreams like that. Hey, I'm going to have this one. Oh, my gosh.

I got it from here. Wow. Yeah. That girl would split you into two. Yeah. He really would. Every day I break my arms. Every night I break my legs.

I was born into glass paper. Wait, glass bones and paper skin. Yeah, I lie awake and agony. One of the best episodes. I agree. Like to think that it's glass bones and paper skin and chocolate in the same episode, hit after hit after hit. Also, just it being a scheme.

Also, nice place, man. I love you. Wait, what was the scheme for? Sorry, this is SpongeBob. The scheme was for selling chocolate and the bags. He was selling the bags. Oh my God. That is literally a spoof on being a drug dealer.

Right? It's a spoof on something. It might be a spoof on capitalism. They're just selling you things that you don't need. Like more the bag for your bag. No, but like bags, wink, wink, drugs. Oh. Was it bags?

Bags of what? It was bags for your chocolate. The chocolate bags. And then you need a bag for your chocolate bag. Yeah. The chocolate. Are you saying the chocolates, the drug? But then.

No, I was saying it's like a bag of Coke. I didn't ever get there. I didn't either, to be honest, until I tried too hard to get there. I could see it. Like, that guy seemed like a drug dealer. Oh my God, look at the real life chocolate woman. Oh, that's horrible. Hey, wait, that's a great Halloween costume.

Someone did it. You're kidding. But it could be nice. It could be nice to sit like. Oh, it's called chocolate with nuts. Yeah, because... Sorry, I've been doing the Chihuaclet accent so much recently that I feel like people are going to think that's my real voice.

I say chocolate, but it's just fun to say chocolate sometimes. I agree. Yeah. I say it. How about you try it? I say it every time I have to say sausages. Oh, sausages. Okay, well, the drones basically...

Sorry, we went way past the drones. The drones basically started with there's aliens in the ocean, and then they looked in the ocean, and then all of a sudden there were drones in New Jersey, and they're saying the drones are trying to sniff out a lost nuclear warhead. So every night that I've had a can... Why is it in New Jersey? I think it's off the shore of the East Coast, which is where they would keep it.

I'm also shocked that I'm retaining this much. Surely I forgot a made peace. Now I'm thinking about like a war being waged at the Ocean City Boardwalk. Hi, thank you so much. I, every single night I've sat in my apartment by myself and had a can, I end up on this is what the United States will look like after the inevitable nuclear war happens

and then I'm like oh crap period where do I oh crap dot com but basically like I keep getting scared like if they started war with us like they start it's another world war and then I had that thought I was like oh crap like who is starting this war like I keep saying if they

start a war with us and I'm like who are they talking about anyone literally anyone I was thinking that and then I was thinking that and then I I saw a conspiracy theory, because I'm such a fool for these, that someone said, the drones are the United States drones. They've been the United States drones. They keep having these meetings saying, we don't know whose drones they are to create an enemy so that we can go to war. And everyone's like, yeah, go to war with whoever might have sent the drones. That is so wicked.

But it's to get everyone, like, riled up and be like, yeah, we have to protect the country. Create a common enemy. That is wicked. It's wicked as infiltrating the pores of our country. Seeping into it. The what? Oh, the pores. B-O-R-E. Thought you meant, like, rich versus the poor we're saying.

No, no, I'm not calling back people the less fortunate, the pores. I don't know. Because the language today has been so nuanced in terms of Gemini and I and the overwhelm and the pores. Yeah, clinical overwhelm. I suffer with clinical overwhelm. And I. too. It is the worst feeling and it's such a specific feeling so it makes sense that it has a name. It's paralyzing. Yeah. Yeah. If you take anything I've said today out of context, any part of the

serious part where I'm talking about the drones infiltrating are eastern border and you have it on my face. Like your lashes. It looks insane. It looks insane. Can I tell you something? But it's not related to the drones. Are you ready to move on from that? Yeah, totally. I just said that's kind of of like a watch, I guess before we move on. There's so much on Luigi, too, that we, I do want to talk about because I feel like now it's, but they said, there's a lot of conspiracy there's now saying, are they just using this to distract from the slaying of the United Health Care CEO? Oh, of all your theories that you just laid out, that one makes the most sense. Because it is, it is kind of taken Twitter. I mean, you're not going to shake all the new things

coming out about Luigi. All of my Twitter was Luigi. I didn't even know that Matthew Greig-Guehler was coming back to Criminal Minds for an episode. I know. That's crazy. Because it was All Luigi. You know what? I have to say about that. What? Matthew Gray is coming back.

The one episode that we took him off set. He's coming back. I'm looking at him right now. But yeah, you're right. Something to think about. I can't believe you guys are so close that you're just calling him Matthew Gray now. Oh, I could call him Matt. I called him Maddie last time I saw him.

Maddie! That is crazy. That was a good smoothie. I mean, I'm sure it was. Connor. I'm sure it was a good smoothie. But I'm going to my sister's mom's weekend for her sorority. Yeah. In February. Yeah. And like I'm going to have to full on go to the frats, tailgate, etc.

Something happened inside of you recently. No, I was completely forced into this. My hand was forced by her. I think we have so much fun. I think you'll all. also meet a lot of podcast listeners. Yeah, that is making me a little scared, but I never, I never did that in college. So it'll be really interesting to do it at 20. Yeah. You know, and I'm bringing Channing's coming and Alexa is coming. Wow. Yeah. And what's also interesting is there are like planned mom activities that will have to take part in. Wow. Yeah. With the other moms. By the way, that is the best weekend to go. That is the most fun weekend because the parents are like, having fun.

Like they go and they have fun. It's not like they're like, all right kids. They're like, give me the fucking bottle. No, my dad went and him, him and Gabby had a ball at dad's weekend. Those are my favorite weekends

that I can remember from college. Can you imagine just like me at the frat having interact with the young boys in the frat? The next Luigi. Or even just regular, in terms of luxes like not. Not hobbies and whatnot. Yeah.

But I'm just talking about like your run of the mill like frat boy. Like thinking of interacting with that community is almost sending a shiver down my spine. But I'm looking forward to getting out of my comfort zone. Good. Specifically Gabby's community too, who are like so in college. It's not like. I'm actually almost more scared of her friends, the sorority girls than I am. I think it'll shock you going back.

I don't even have an interest in going back at all. Yeah. And in that sense, but the only exception would be for our parents weekend. Oh, we go, because that's so much fun. And all the, all the mamacitas are going to be ready to throw some ass in a big way. Yeah, I mean, I think I'm ready to throw some ass. Yeah, I'm looking forward to hearing about that. Yeah, I mean, Channing will probably vlog the experience, so that will be a fun one to watch us take Mom's weekend.

But I'm excited. 100% to hit Bloomington, Indiana. I've always wanted to go. That'll be fun. I'm telling you the Midwest pops off. Is that Midwest? I guess so. Yeah.

Indiana? Yeah, you're right. Classic Midwest. Almost the like the epitome of the Midwest. That was middle west place you could get. Yeah. It's crazy that they call it the Midwest, but even like Michigan is considered the Midwest. It's like as north middle as you could go.

Michigan's not the Midwest. Wait, let me try my news here. Maybe the bottom of it is. Sorry, you're right. But on the map, it looks. God about it. Crazy. Iowa, Kansas, Minnesota, Missouri.

Always forget about Missouri. Nebraska, North Dakota. Hey, here's a question for you. Hit me. What other state do you think is, like, the most similar to Texas in terms of, like, the culture and just, like, the overall vibes? An entire state? I'm asking for research.

Yeah. So, like, for me, I would be like, oh, New Jersey is pretty close to Pennsylvania, just, like, geographically, but also, like, if someone. tells me they're from New Jersey. It's like, oh, like, I'm connected to you because I feel like we grew up in a similar environment. It's weird because there's so many parts of Texas, so I couldn't tell you. Like, and they're all different. I'm sure the other side of Pennsylvania would relate to Ohio more. But like, what would you say from where you're from? What other state would you be like, oh, cool. I'm also from there, even though you're not. Because if someone told me they're

from Jersey, I'd be like, me too. We don't have that. Texas is so big. like whatever would have been next to us. What is next to you? Louisiana. And you don't feel connected to Louisiana. No. It's on the other side. There are of that, New Mexico.

And I don't even know shit about it. Oklahoma. Texas is too big. Like it actually has so many different ecosystems in it. Like if you go super far north, it snows. And it looks like the Grand Canyon. If you go south, it's, it's, literally goes into Mexico.

So true, Connor. There was a crossword question about the Texas triangle yesterday. Do you know what that is? No. It's something. San Antonio is the answer. I think that's the bottom of the triangle. Is it like San Antonio, Houston?

Probably. Austin? Probably. What is the Texas triangle? Oh, no, it's San Antonio, Dallas, Houston, Austin. Okay, kind of is right. That was the answer. That's just because that's like the four places you would go.

Yeah, would go. Yeah. I don't know what, the significance of the triangles. But do you ever go to the part of Texas that's like tumbleweeds? Yeah. What part is that? Like anywhere in between all of those. I'm thinking, but like sheriffs.

Okay. I know the vibe you're talking about. That is from the 60s. So I haven't been there yet. Because I know the vibe. You're talking about like Cowboys shootouts. It's probably East Texas, I would say. No, you're serious?

I would think that's complete west because it's all Western. Sorry, West Texas. You're right. And the Western thing always confuses me because we're right smack dab in the middle. We should be called the mid-south, if anything. You can call it at that. I can call it whatever. Because of the nuance.

Yeah. Of language. I have to tell you something about my dresser. Okay. So on Monday, I was laying in bed. This dresser I got from pottery bar, or no, West Elm, I got her a while ago. It was like my favorite thing. You've seen it?

Yes, pretty. I'm getting rid of it for so many reasons. The other night, I'm laying in bed. And I'm home alone, and I had had a can, and I was sleeping great at a dream I was swimming. And I'm laying there, and then all of a sudden I hear a bang, and it's inside my house. Like, it sounded like it was inside my room. I'm like, and then I hear bang again. It was in my house.

And I was like, hello? Silence. And I go, hello! And someone goes, hello? And I was like, oh my God, I got to get up. I have to do something. You were in the wrong house. No, this is Monday.

Go, hello. Someone goes, hello. They were in the wrong house. No, I get up. No, I grab my hydro flask that I keep full of water I don't drink from to hit someone. Yeah. And I walk out, there's no one in my house at all. obviously.

And I look out like the sun's coming up. So it must have been like 6.30 or something. And I go out and I look out and there, my neighbors are outside. This way. One of them is in the backyard. And I go back in my room. And I like, I'm like, okay, what the hell? My door's locked.

I checked all the doors. Do you're locked? Are your windows open? I walk in my room. I show my two cab Dresser drawers and I get back in bed The fucking thing Is become lopsided

I don't know if it was the earthquake But my dressers now leans forward And the drawers just come out and hit They are like leans forward slightly So the drawers with stuff and them go And hit Who said hello? My neighbor next door

They heard from my bed because we share a wall Oh And I was like, hello! And they were like, hello? Aw, that's kind of sweet. But imagine me in my room, my dresser's making all this noise. I thought someone broke in. I'm yelling hello top of my lungs and they're, hello?

Why would you answer that if you're my neighbor? Because someone's screaming hello. I know, but you weren't really giving them a choice, it sounds like. No, well, like, it's so creepy. I heard them as if they're in my house. Like, what can they hear? Yeah, I was about to say. They probably hear.

I have people over all the time, like playing music on, on Saturday. even Tristan came over. I'm playing music loud for my new Alexa device. I'm sure he was quiet. Like, they can hear all that. Yeah. Enjoy more ways to save at Ralph's, like low prices in every aisle. And when you download the Ralph's app, you can clip and save more with digital coupons every week. Plus, you can earn fuel points to save up to $1 per gallon at the pump.

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that's my bless you this is crazy so needed to share that about my haunted dresser that i'm getting rid of so if anyone is in the market for a west elm haunted dresser i have it i'm thinking of getting rid of my sludge dresser are you you just painted it yeah i know it's just like something about it it looks like someone painted it that didn't know how too sorry to it's almost losing its charm we're getting to the age as adults where sometimes it does actually make sense

to just get the thing that you're going to have for a while and spend a little bit of extra money it actually does it's starting to make sense to invest it does because it just does and I'm so excited because I'm so excited because

I enlisted the help of a young woman that I found on Instagram to help me completely redo my back room to make it an office, like a writing and reading cave. So that is going to pop up in January 2025. That's awesome. And I'm going to get a desktop, which I am anticipating is going to change my life. I've never had a desktop. I got a desktop. I don't know how to turn it on. It's on my dining room table. Well, I'm going to figure that out. It looks really good. From my end, how to figure it on. Yeah.

I can let you know, but I definitely intend to use it, which I'm really excited about. That's exciting for you. I haven't touched my iPad. When you have a desk, it changes everything. You know, every single year in college and in high school, I would build a desk that I could pull with levers to pull it into the wall and then it latched. So it would hang from the wall like so. It would hang. and then I would pull these strings

and it would fold up to the wall and then I would latch it so that I could have room I had no idea those existed in my room. That's so cool. I made it like desk with a lever system and then you pull it and it goes up. I made it with wood there's no way.

I'll show you a picture of it I'll show you picture of it after. Okay I don't believe you. With nothing but respect. Listen. You know how to do that stuff? Yeah. There's no way.

Yeah. Oh, I had a tree house. I didn't know you had a tree house, yeah. You've spoken about the tree house. I had a tree house and everyone that came to my tree house, I kind of started to set up kind of like a government system, and I was like, you have to pay taxes. Yeah.

I had people paying taxes to me at the tree house. I was like, if you would be a member of the tree house, you certainly need to be paying taxes. For the property itself, someone's vacant lot that I had built to fully gone in and infiltrated, brought all this wood up, you need to be paying taxes to me. I remember that, yeah. And I started, I was thinking of like a country club when like you get things, you get a gift every year, like, here's your, because you're a member of whatever, here's your gift.

So I got everyone pens for my parents desk. That's very sweet. You're going to get one of these pens once you become a member. Oh my God, the kids were dying. Start paying your taxes. And I delegated tasks. I said, you're definitely, you're definitely seeming like a project manager. to me. How much were taxes?

I think it was like whatever you were able to pay. Sweet. One person gave me a nickel and I said, you're not getting one of the pens. You understand. There's only so many pens to give. Why? They gave you payment. Well, it kind of goes in a tier system. So the more you pay. Did you not have enough pens for everyone? No. And it was someone's little brother. Like you're not getting a pen.

I can't stop looking at your ear holes. My ear holes are phenomenal. They're so tight and tiny. this old thing. Yeah. Can you even stick your finger through your ear? Yeah, I've been itching it the whole time.

Can you, is it affecting your hearing at all? I think I'm hearing better because there's a little bit of like a tele-scrapic. It's like a focus. It's like, DVR, like a D. Direct TV dish

type situation happening. Do you, when you brush your teeth, do you wet your toothbrush first? Yeah. Wait, do you wet your toothbrush before you put the toothpaste on or after? Doesn't matter. Yes, it does.

I, if it's, nothing matter. There's more than that. Really? Yes. It's not like a cereal and then the bowl milk question. For me, it is.

There's only one way to do it. Because I saw someone do it different than the way I did it and I was like. I guess I put toothpaste on then I wet it. Yeah. Yeah. There are people that just put the toothpaste

in their mouth without wetting it. Sometimes I do that. That to me. But I do wet the toothbrush. I just put the toothpaste. No, you have to wet on top of the toothpaste or else it's so like, it's like no lube. you know

it's like I'm just saying like it's like a lubricant of sorts I used to drink water using my toothbrush because it holds the drink of the little droplet of water in there used to drink water using your toothbrush I used to put like wet the toothbrush and then it holds a certain amount of water because of

and then suck it out of the bristles yeah sorry show us what you do again no that's what I would do and I would I would get a full probably serving of water out of my toothbrush. My brother used to just wet his toothbrush every day and not brush his teeth. So that when he was asked, did you brush your teeth?

And my parents felt the toothbrush, it would be wet. But he never did. It's time to go feel Noah's toothbrush. Well, he has like 85 cavities, so. Me too. Me too, too. And you know I have never gotten one? A cavity still?

When's last time you got checked? Six months ago? Not to discredit you at all. Six months ago. Because every tooth heart. and I thought I had cavities and I didn't have any and then randomly once she told me that my teeth stopped hurting. Oh yeah. I just wanted to let everyone know that you can do CPR to the beat of Dancing Through Life.

Because there's like a list of songs that you can do CPR to just based on the beat. Yeah. Dancing Through Life is one of them. So this song has saved lives in so many ways. Oh my God, me doing CPR listening to Dancing Through Life through by Rayman Meadows. That's a cypressor eyes. Oh, they have a whole playlist. Is Sandsing Through Life on it?

CPR jukebox. Oh, here it is. Also, I've been rewatching The Office, so that's why it's feeling like so important to me because I was just watching that episode. That's one of the best episodes when he takes it when he cuts the mask off of the man, the young man. On Peacock, there's an extended version of every episode of The Office. It's like called like the fan super fan cuts or something. It is literally like watching a different show.

It's so incredible. It's like watching every episode for the first time because there are so many moments that were cut and almost like entire storylines too. Where do you find that? On Peacock. They have the uncut version on Peacock? They had uncut.

Every episode is uncut. How can they do that? It's the fan edition, superfan editions. They have both. They have the regular office cut and then superfan uncut. Wow, that's incredible. Yeah, so you literally, if you go to Peacock and start watching the office from the beginning, it will literally be like watching an entire different show.

I watched Dinner Party extended version last night. What's dinner party? It's like the most iconic episode where Michael and Jan have people over in Michael's plasma screen. His little tiny TV. Yeah. Yeah. Jan is actually like one of the most talented comedic actresses ever and she never got enough credit. What is she in?

other than that? 17 again. Oh yeah. She plays like this like very like buttoned up prim improper woman with the kinky side so well. Yeah. Like it's to a T she has got that perfected. She does.

Because it's kind of the same in 17 again. But she's also in a lot of other random stuff. She was in the Hannah Montana movie as Billy Ray's girlfriend during the Hohdown Throwdown and after. So she's, She's doing really well for herself. I'm not sure what she's up to present day. But I literally think that she was like one of the most talented performers on the office.

Love that photo of her. Did you see they're making a movie with Paul Rudd as a father? A24 is? Yes. I think I saw that a while ago. It's Paul and one other. Jen Ortega. I'm thinking of something else then.

It's Paul Rudd, Jen Ortega. I'm Paul Rudgeon, Ortega Death of a unicorn What? Death of a unicorn Yeah, that's it Oh no, I don't know

if I've seen this It's not out yet No, I understand that I don't know if I've heard about it Is what I'm saying You know who I'm kind of I'm like getting on the train of right now Kind of like I just like him at all

Yeah Are they a singer? Are they on TikTok? Are they on the internet? Are they an actor? Are they like So easy if Just tell me actually, I don't want to play anymore.

Timothy Chalemay. It's like every time I see him now, I'm like, it's my brother. Did you see him on Britney's podcast? I did. He is to die for when he gets on his knees and hails the Supreme Leader of Brosky Nation, he's literally one of us.

Brittany was telling me he's literally just a boy. Like he's one of us. He's the greatest. He's very normal. He's so normal. He went on the press tour that, like I think Kamala Harris thought that she was on. And he's like doing it really well.

And I think what a lot of people don't know about Timmy because maybe you don't know Timmy as well as I do, he's hysterical. He's really funny. He's completely hysterical. Talk about comedic timing. Talk about comedic timing. Man, I'd like to see him in a comedy.

I can't tell if he's just really good actor. He's everything. He's like, all right, I'm playing this part. But at his core, you know what he is? A theater kid. Yeah. And that's why I love. love him.

That's so true. He lights up a room. He lights up a room. He lights up every room he walks into and every camera that he walks in front of. You love, you love to see him come, but you hate to watch him leave. Well, you love to watch him leave as well. His bony little ass. Amen, brother.

Amen. If that ain't the damn truth. I do. I love. I love Timmy. What did he say yesterday about? Anemic. Yeah, he did say something about it.

The anemic? Yeah, something for the anemic. I said, wow. It's funny. Is he anemic? No. I don't know, but he looks it. I know.

It's just like, oh. Like, with nothing with love, I'm like very, like in the, like, hot way. In the way that everyone's like, damn, like, need myself an anemic boy. He's aware of it, too. Yeah, I know. He knows. Anemia supremacy? No, that's not what he said.

Anemia community? Anemia community. No, it wasn't that either. It's big for the anemia community because he's skinny and he's... Oh, it's an NPC. Excuse me, sir. How are you doing? That is this crazy.

What's your name? She's so talented. I told you you look like Bob Dylan. Yes. Okay, what do you have to say to that? Great. That's a handsome guy. You know who Bob Dylan is?

Definitely right, right? What's your ideal man? My ideal man is kind of like Jeff Skellington and a nightmare before Christmas. What? Look, look. Look at these limbs. These pants are baggy, but look, if I, if I, That's so precious.

Hey, we're worried about you. Yeah, I know. I'm worried about me. I'm worried about me. You know that, like, that demographic of boy is so, like, it's in. You're in. It's called empowering the anemic. Yeah, you were right.

It's empowering the anemic. Someone just texted me and said, you look like Rue, parentheses, Paul's drag race. Your current form? Yeah. Like Rudolph. You do look very pretty. I feel gorgeous. Yeah.

I feel Bonita You look like You are ready For the James Charles Christmas party You would eat it up Slay the house down

Boots there I couldn't find my boots This morning Yeah Your outfit Like I obviously Love your outfit But I wasn't expecting

The What would you call those Chonclos Your chanclose In the reindeer Piece Well here's the thing Not a lot of reindeer

Waring Chonclose Here's the thing I don't expect Anyone to really understand my vision here, but this is Rudolph's full bottle, like I left the white part here. No, I get it. You look great.

The white part here. And then see the white? Yes. And then everything else is up to snuff and then here's his legs. Now, I wanted these because these clonk when I hit the ground, like hooves. Wow, you really thought every piece of the vision through. Well, I wanted my boots, but I couldn't find my boots and then I remembered. Flick has my boots. He wore them to a wedding. Are you kidding?

No, I need to get those back. I agree. All right, before we leave, I want to do the submission that we got. Please. From this young woman, yes. We got a good submission reminder that you can submit at any damn time. Anytime your heart feels called or any part of your body feels called to write into us,

you can write us about anything. Preferably, keep it interesting. I feel like that goes with, that should go without saying, but it doesn't. So keep it interesting. Keep it light. but keep it heavy as well. Keep it beautiful. Keep it gorgeous y'all.

All right, here it is. I can read it too if you want. I've got my last one today. Oh yeah, if you want to. No, I mean, I don't, I just feel like you do so much of the heavy lifting with reading. I'd be happy to take some off your plate

unless you want to read it. Do we have something long and skinny I can itch my ear canal with? Something is happening. I would just love to, I would love to, oh, I can use my straw. What if I put it in my ear and it makes the same noise?

Oh, yeah. You want me to read while you do that? Yeah, go ahead. Thought I'd run this across your desk. What? What? Oh, my, well, considering. You'd have one ear that's fully open.

Thought I'd run this across your desk just in time for the holidays around the corner. I feel like it's a little distracting, almost, with the straw piercing your ear canal. Okay, I'm almost done. It feels so good. Okay, I can just wait. Okay. Do not go in there. Oh my God.

That just gave me chills. Maybe almost you could throw it out. It's fine. Let's give this young woman her platform. I thought I'd run this across your desk just in time for the holidays around the corner. I'm a 24-year-old young woman and I believed in Santa until I was 15 years of age. That's pretty old. Buckle up for a little backstory for those who didn't ask.

My family would have a husband and wife who would come over to my grandfathers on Christmas Eve playing the part. of Santa and Mrs. Claus. That's cute. They would come with a picture book of their workshop with reindeer and made the experience more believable, of course. Mr. and Mrs. Claus also somehow knew all of the things I'd been up to for the year,

which was always mind-blowing to me. The year was 2015 and Santa had come and gone yet again. My uncle was then giving my cousin, who was 12 at the time, the talk of it not being real, and me being 15 at the time, had my heart broken when the news was brought to my attention. Holy molly, wait.

Did they just assume she was just playing along? I don't know. Yeah, I would love to know if your family was intentionally keeping you in the dark or just so happened that you found yourself in the dark. Like they're just like, oh, she's such a good sport. Still keeping it up for her brother. Because think about 15. You're a sophomore in high school. People are.

I don't know how you made it. There's a lot of fun. I don't know how you made it. I don't know how you made it. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Yet my family thought it was so funny that I was 15 years young and still believed in Santa. Sadly, I got reminded every year about how gullible of a child I was growing up, and it is their

favorite joke to tell. It transcends childhood for sure. I can laugh about it now since it's been almost 10 years since that incident. Anyway, love BNC, MAP, Merry Christmas, Connor, and happy Hanukkah Brooke. That's sweet. Thank you to you. I love the line of, I can laugh about it now because enough time has passed. Genuinely, it affected this young one. What do you mean? it's not 9-11 you know it's like enough time has passed and now I can yeah now I can like right because it was something traumatic it was something traumatic it was traumatic no I would imagine if you're imagine it's literally like the Truman show yeah but like do you not go to school like maybe she's homeschooled I don't know I don't know but that's like she the thing is if if if she's homeschooled

which I'm like in this or in this conversation my head where I'm justifying how someone at 15 could not, could believe in Santa and then be going to school and not being like, oh my gosh, you guys, Santa comes to my house. You guys realize that he comes to my house. Oh, like, you guys are going to a homecoming after party and oh my God, there's going to be. Maybe she was really shy and just like didn't, could be about that stuff. Like, how does it not come up at all? It probably, Santa probably stops coming up when you hit a certain age. So she probably just made it through like third, fourth, fifth grade, like somehow by the grace of God. And then kids. stop talking about it.

How, they'd all know? So it's like old news. How late could this go if she wouldn't have overheard that conversation? I'd love to Ripley's believe it or not, oldest person to still believe in Santa. I'm pretty, I think she probably has it. Yeah. Unless you went to like a tribe somewhere that we have, that's not been communicated with yet. And you're like, they exist.

And they'd be like, okay. I believe you. Yeah, that is. Oh, I do believe her. there's no real yeah of course i believe it sounds so real yeah i believe the the thing that i shocked me was enough time has passed now that i can laugh at it you're right that's the nuance of the human language like her saying that tells me that it was really an experience it was hurtful you wouldn't say that if you're making it out i also uh love the idea of thinking about her applying to a job and being like

what what is the biggest challenge you've overcome and her being like the year that i had to tell that santa came in and was like you were really bad when I turned 19 when Santa came in it was like, you're really bad this year. But I still ended up on the nice list because I fought and I overpowered.

And she's dead serious. Genuinely, that is. College admissions at challenge you had to overcome. Yeah, like she's sitting there with like the dean of her school. I mean like, yeah.

Yeah. I think one of the biggest challenges I've probably had to overcome is when San and Mrs. Claus as well, my family, close growing up with them close family friends yep um and i had a tough year my 19th year and i got hot shoplifting and sanna obviously was aware and i had to kind of see myself from his

perspective and it was tough being in front of mrs claus as well there who i look up to i've looked up to since i was so young and talking that through with them if that was an essay and i was It was... Wouldn't you be kind of taken by it? I would admit her in 0.5 seconds. One, because I think she's doing a bit and I'd be like, that's hysterical. We need more humor on this campus.

We do. We need morale. We need someone to start the improv group. And two, if it is real... Israel. She's definitely a special person. Yeah, she's very... Yeah, it's... Well, I was saying,

POV, I'm the admissions counselor, and I don't know if she's doing a bit or it's real. Right. I believe her, of course. But I don't know how I'd feel if I was the admissions counselor. I just see it. I think so.

Like that's a skit. That's such a good skit. S&L, free, free idea. Okay. Or being like, who's the most influential person in your life? Probably Mrs. Claus. She's a woman. And you know what?

No one's talking about Mrs. Claus the way they're talking about her counterpart. They actually made like a hot Mrs. Claus. I remember her. Like, no, she's on commercials right now. Oh. It's got a community online, of course, fired up. Why is she hot now? She can be hot if she wants to.

There must be such a confusing bodily conversation that happens with in cells when they see Mrs. Claus become hot because they need her to be like a motherly figure. You'd think they'd want her to be hot. Why do I want to fuck Miss Claus? You know, like I'm sure they're confused. Like their body's confused. Same with this young woman is like, What do you mean? It's my neighbors. Oh my gosh. I wonder if she's okay with her neighbors. You know, like you guys have been lying to me this whole time.

They were her neighbors? Close family friends. We had a husband and a wife that would come over every Christmas. Yeah, it doesn't mean they're neighbors. I guess you're right. They just be a husband and a wife duo. They could almost live anywhere. Oh my gosh. They basically are Santa and Mrs. Claus because they probably dress them and go house to house. Yeah.

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