Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - One Year of Making a P

Episode Date: January 26, 2023

MERCH: http://bncmerch.com  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/tmgstudiosTV_bnc52_video After a little LA earthquake, Brooke and Connor are shaking it up this week. Connor shares some of his future 2023 predictions, Brooke breaks down the Alix Earle phenomena that is blowing up on TikTok, and we bid adieu to the Green M&M. Oh, and they also rank the hottest character cartoon characters… Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights  Email us at [e-mail] !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BANDC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. #ad Get 20% off at @vincerocollective with the code [BANDC] at https://vincerocollective.com/BANDC  Get PayPal Honey for FREE at https://www.JoinHoney.com/BANDC  B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 The BBL Cow 1:18 Jesus’ Middle Name 3:25 The LA Earthquake 6:56 Pooping At Barnes & Noble  8:37 Meeting B&C Listeners IRL 11:28 ZocDoc 13:00 Murder Mystery Party 18:29 Getting High At Benihanas  21:49 Go Birds! 23:59 Vincero Collective 27:10 Explaining Twilight Rats 28:47 Connor’s 2023 Predictions  37:20 Honey 39:04 What Does Totalling Cars Mean 40:21 Taking Social Media Breaks 42:20 Understanding Alix Earle  46:55 Unrelatable Influencers 49:34 Dubai Influencer Trips 52:35 You’re My Alix Earle 54:47 Brooke’s Bday Party 56:51 RIP Green M&M 1:01:57 Hot Brand Characters 1:07:21 BBL Cow 1:08:40 Justin Bieber Sells Catalog 1:11:27 Humanizing Celebrities 1:17:04 RIP Panic! At The Disco 1:19:57 Smooches!!!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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She has good her eyelashes. She's Alex Erland. Yeah. That's my Alex. The baby Bell cow needs to do a get ready with me. Hey guys, I'm on set early this morning. We're showing off our new cheese dipper. The baby, what's her name?

Baby, I keep getting confused between the BBL cow. The BBL cow needs to head over to Dubai. For the tart trip. For the tart trip. What is the H and Jesus H? I don't know. It's always Jesus H Christ. Is that his real last name?

H. Yeah. I don't know. What is Jesus H Christ? Oh, it already partially latinized from the IHC component. JHC or JHS. This is the origin of the interjection, which seems to imagine that H is Jesus' middle initial. And Christ is his surname.

Rather than his title. Oh, my God. Wait. That's actually not making any sense. Jesus's middle name, H, could be like, Horacio. I think that they're saying that's actually not the case. We've seen a lot of theories for the age. One of the expletives or expletions used for them is God.

The most likely suggestion is that it comes from a monogram made of the first letters of the Greek name for Jesus. I've been having a hard time just understanding anything recently. Okay. Jesus' name in Hebrew is Yeshua, which translates in English to Joshua. Okay. But listen to this. You know what I read last night?

Huh. Hydrogen. Jesus Hydrogen Christ And it's a pleasure to meet you Jesus Hydrogen How the hell are you? I'm Brooke Nitrogen I read last night

That charisma Is Has Latin base of Christ Christ preferred Like Christ prefers this And it's not religious It's based in

Like language So then any CH Charisma would be like... Word would be the same. Like, caricature is also rooted in Christ? Caricature is not C-H. Yeah, it is.

C-A-R caricature. Oh, really? Yeah, it's okay. I don't, then... What's another C-H? No, but it's different. Cher? Like, C-A-H-P-R-E-H-pronounced C-A, like Christ.

Oh. Come back to me. That's always fine to come back to someone. Yeah. Oh, let me take my glasses off. Oh, my God. Did you feel Do you know that we had an earthquake last night?

Yeah, I woke up, did you? Yeah. I've been in several earthquakes since I moved here. I'm pissed off. They always happen in the middle of the night. I have no idea why. It's this challenge that I have with nature where it's like trying to sneak past me.

Last night I woke up and it's so weird that I've been in so many earthquakes but my brain never goes, earthquake. It goes, there's a team of people under my bed shaking all the legs. There's a team of small people under my bed going, and then they stop. Stop moving.

So first thing I do, I get up, I check under my bed. And I go, you fool. No one is under your bed. And then I go, I must have jerked kind of weird in my sleep and my bed frame that I built wrong. I ended up with so many extra pieces is finally collapsing. And so I, then you find me at 204 a.m. going, kind of shaking really quick, quick jerks to see if it would do it.

And it didn't. So I was like, okay, it's fine. I go back to sleep. I wake up because it did it again, after shock. I love the aftershocks. But I think my reaction is the exact opposite because I think every single bit of movement is an earthquake.

So my immediate reaction to everything is, oh, earthquake. My immediate reaction to someone walking outside of my apartment earthquake. So last night I was obviously like earthquake, but actually shocked to hear that it was actually an earthquake. You know? Yeah, no. Another one of my things before I went to bed

because you know when you're like, when you have to weigh out these two options, while I'm really comfy. And the other option over here is there's a murderer in my house, like making his way towards my door. And it's like, you really have to really have to sit back with yourself and say,

is my comfort and sleepiness and comfiness worth being ruined to put a chair against my handle? For me, it was no, because I was really warm. No, it never is. Same with water. Like, I'm going to die of thirst in my bed alone.

in my one bedroom and no one's going to find my body. But as long as I'm comfy, eternally. I have, oh wow. Yeah, no, same. Yeah. Yeah. And you'd think I'd learn put a glass of water by your bed before you get in it. No.

No. 26 years I haven't learned that lesson yet. That's fine because there's always a risk of knocking it over or like it falling onto you somehow. God forbid I had put a glass of water next my bed during the quake last night. You're just thinking ahead. The ramifications would have been catastrophic. It's just bizarre that my head never goes to.

earthquake it was like oh my roommates must be heading out oh 2.30 a.m. Where would they be heading out? To me everything is an earthquake. Do you remember when we were kind of waiting for that like piece of debris to hit the earth like a few months ago maybe a year ago? I had knocked my laptop off of my bed. Are you not dialing? Yeah. Okay. All right. Go ahead. No worries. I had knocked my laptop. R rude. I had knocked my laptop off of my bed during that time period and it woke me up. and I had, there was no doubt in my mind at that moment that the debris had come through my window flown onto my floor and was taking me out.

Like that's just like, where? I understand how you made that leap. Yeah. That's not shocking. Last time I thought that my laptop fell off my bed and my neighbor had shot himself. Right. That was a leap I was not ready to make,

but sometimes that's how it works. Did you think it was just your laptop when it happened? Yeah, but now with the Idaho murder, I'm thinking like we talk about him so much and I'm like he should have been arrested just by the way he looks so creepy he should be in jail like and so I was thinking oh he must have heard our podcast where I say that he looks

he looked scary enough to be arrested on site and he is making his way to my door yeah he's for sure BNC M&P listener I don't think that that's a stretch that he could have been a listener you want to hear something weird that happened to me yesterday in Starbucks with a BNC listener yeah not weird but interesting

I like that you go to Starbucks. It was the Barnes & Noble Cafe. The combo, the bang bang of like getting a Starbucks in a Barnes & Noble and then shitting your pants at Barnes & Noble just back to back. Exquisite. That's the human experience. It really is. You cannot get better than that combo. You can't beat that.

That's a combo meal. By the way, Nobel Peace Prize to whoever put those two pieces together. And whatever the opposite of a Nobel Peace Prize is for the one that put the one in Target. Because I don't want to have that experience at a target. I have stuff to do. That is the worst bathroom experience. never find the bathroom in Target. Sometimes you need a code. Sometimes you need a key.

But they are going to make sure in a Barnes & Noble that that restroom is next to the cafe. Always. They have got our back because they know exactly what's happening. Yeah. Yes. And also, I hate it. Target when you go in the bathroom and you come out and it's almost like there's an audience of people because everyone's checking out and going, you've been in there for a while.

But the thing is, in the... I feel like they're all going to either clap or... In the Barnes & Noble bathroom, everyone's going through the exact same thing. So it's like, okay, your turn. Totally fine. I'm ready to hand the baton to you. My lady? My liege. Get in there.

Anyway, glad you made it. Here's what happens to me in the cafe. I had purchased my pistachio ice latte with almond milk. Pesachio milk is having a moment here. It was almond milk. I don't know what made it pistachio. I guess just like the syrup or the flavoring. And I was like, oh, my name's Brooke.

That was it. Like no sort of... recognition on the baristas part done with that then Patrick goes up orders his as Patrick's our friend orders his latte but he's wearing the B and C sweatshirt and she recognizes the characters of the BNC sweatshirt she recognizes B&C animated but not but not be life like isn't that interesting it is interesting that's like uh I don't know if you remember this I think I've told it on here before when I was walking, I think I must have been visiting you or something,

and I was walking down the street, and I got a notification that I had been mentioned in a tweet, and I opened it and said, crazy, I just saw the Walmart version of At Fibula on sunset. And it was you? And I go, I wonder where he is, because I'm on sunset, and I haven't seen him yet.

I was a Walmart version of myself. Yeah. Yeah. Which means I was just either out of shape or. But, like, you know, you wake up in the morning and you look in the mirror and you know like I'm looking Walmart version today. You know, I'm having a total Walmart, Walmart version day. It's like a deep.

When you like kind of look like a wax figure deep fake. Yeah, when you're like, who's that? That's not me. Yeah. Yeah. No, I totally know what you mean. But I guess now that I think about it, like there are people who just listen to the audio and like just see the album cover.

So I guess she just listened to the audio version, saw the album cover. And then I think she was able to put the pieces together like, oh, the bro. that ordered the latte is BFB and CMAP cartoons. Cool. 2023 is the year of realizing things. I just thought that was like kind of cool. That is pretty cool. Yeah.

That is pretty cool. There are so many mediums. There's only five senses, but there's so many mediums. Good point. Unless you can see ghosts, which I feel like I'm developing that sense. More and more, I think it's because I'm pretty approachable. I feel like spirits are kind of showing themselves to me. in a way that is breaking the fourth wall.

And just to me, like how I always feel like animals are going to talk to me. I do feel like ghosts are kind of just like going to end up kind of showing themselves off to me. See, I'll be like, God, if you exist, give me a sign, like knock that book off of my table. And then nothing happens. Like she doesn't give me a sign.

And then like 20 days later, like something will fall. And I'd be like, there it is. That's exactly what I was asking for. Yeah, God is busy. anybody said I'll get on that when I have time. How was your weekend? What did I do?

Oh, we had a birthday party. We were both at. We were at the murder mystery party, which, new New Year's resolution that I'm adding posts, which is okay, because take your time. Totally. Normalize adding things your resolutions

up until July and even after July. I would say up until December. I did three of my resolutions in December Yeah, I think that's fine. My new New Year's resolution, because it's happened several times, is when I get invited to something, I need to read the invitation. Yes. Because I think that's an awesome thing for you to do. I got the, I got, I knew that it was our French Christian's birthday.

I go, yeah, I'll be there for sure. Put it in my calendar, which is something else that I'm working on doing, just adding things. So I don't double commit. And I go, yeah, I'll be there for sure. Got a reminder? Yep, I told you. you I'm going to be there for sure. I'm going to be there. I love being there. And then right as I'm leaving my house, Brooke tax me, make sure you wear a suit. And I go, oh, it's like a cocktail attire nicer kind of thing. And so I put on a suit. It's a suit that I wear to whatever. A gorgeous piece. Thank you. It's just a normal suit. Like you'd wear it to an event. A cocktail party. And I get there and first person I see is Matt King looking like every character

in peeky blinders combined into one and I go, what a freak. Why are you wearing that weird shit to a cocktail party? And then I see Britney Brosky done up like a flapper girl and I go, oh, the pieces started to come together and then I walk in and everybody's

dressed up. So it was a 60s murder mystery, like Gatsby. Okay, 40 years off, give her take. it was a Gatsby theme, that kind of thing. Yeah. And I was in a suit from this year. Yeah.

So I, I started grabbing decorations off of shelves. When people weren't looking, I would steal a piece of their costume and put it on. So I kind of had this like hodgepodge. And then I found a cigarette. If I had a cigarette with a suit,

I could be from any time people. Yeah. You ended up pulling it together. I was super excited because I got to repurpose that don't worry a darling dress that had caused me. Oh, yeah. Like to be admitted to

psych word that one time but all for repurposing that um it was so fun if you guys are having a birthday anytime soon would seriously recommend doing a murder mystery party and you know first tristan bought like one of those like online like a hundred dollar like murder packs that was the most amount of likes i've ever heard in one sentence of in my life okay sorry sorry no i've just now i'm gonna be super self-conscious about it. Growth. Tristan bought one of those murder mystery packs

that you get online where everybody has a role and a name and like clue. And I can say like like that because I'm saying it's akin to a kid. It's a kid to clue. Right. But that was too complicated. The instructions were too complicated. So what he ended up doing was just doing

a game of Among Us. Where you print out, okay, this person is a party goer and there's going to be one murderer among us and they're just going to silently kill people as we go throughout the party and it's our job to figure out who is killing people

so every time someone is killed we would have to reconvene and think about the last person who saw them speak to yeah, it was simply a party and then every now and then someone would scream and pass away very dramatic way and then you'd everyone would vote based on their personal accounts. I was sober. Me too.

I mean, it was a drinking, everyone was kind of drinking. I think a lot, whatever. I was completely sober. Didn't take a sip of anything. This is why I can't play putt putt. I was screaming on top of my lungs. Yeah, as if I wasn't.

Yeah. Defending myself. She was the murderer the whole time, and I knew it right away. Well, of course, I've never not been the murderer in a situation. where somebody is the murderer. You know, in a game of mafia, I'm always the killer.

Like, I'm just always, and I'm so good at it. I'm just so good at it. But you did kind of catch on. I mean, I knew right away. Yeah. But I made it about an hour of killing people before I got ousted. All the things I can't play because there's small harmless games like putt putt putt. I'm snapping a putt putt club over my knee.

And there's a lot of things I can't play anymore. Competitive. Yeah, but too competitive to where it's not. fun. That's why I can't be around a sharkoutary board. I'll eat all the pepperoni. Do you like fishbowl? What's that? It's that game where you have the bowl and you put pieces of paper into it that say things

and like the first round is Yeah, I do like that. Fishbowl. That's what we played at Nick Viles' house that night that... Oh, I wasn't there. Yeah. But I know what you mean. Yeah. Some people get really competitive during that. Yeah, I was screaming that night too and I also wasn't drinking. Yeah. Yeah, that's the name of the game.

Yeah. Absolutely. But anyway, that was so fun if you're having a birthday party soon, would really recommend that. I can't say enough good things. Especially being the murderer is super fun as well. And I didn't really do anything else besides. I smoked weed on the other day and went to Beniano's, which like... Perfect combo. That is, that's akin to the bathroom next to the start.

Starbucks in the Barnes and Noble. It's just like... It's a winning combo. It's meant to be. Some things were meant to go hand in hand. Bonnie and Clyde. Smoking weed at Penny Honours. So I did that and we got there and like we didn't talk for the first 10 minutes.

Right. The guy was like... All these, like look at the onion... Onion volcano and I was like, oh my God, that's like gorgeous. Yeah. There should be onion volcanoes everywhere. Museum of it. I want an onion volcano just constantly on in my house as a feature.

like David Dobrick has that fruit punch fountain. Right. I want an onion volcano nonstop, just kind of spewing flames. They should be the new lava lamp. In my living room. Totally. Okay, coin that invention.

T.M. That is a verbal trademark claim. While we're verbal trademarking, a body pillow that hugs you back. Yes. Continue. So, we're sitting there. We're not talking,

and then one of my friends gets up to go to the bathroom, so it's just me and, my friend Moon and we're sitting there and he starts talking he's like yeah like my grandma or my grandpa they both have co-my grandma and grandpa are in a home and they both have COVID and they can't really

leave their room and he has Alzheimer's or she has Alzheimer's and I was like hey man well like I read something in Life of Pie the book that like some animals like being stuck at the zoo and he was like dude thank you so much and I thought about the next day and I was like

what Those are the kinds of things And he felt better He was like, yeah, you're right And I think it makes sense now Because like in life of pie I can't remember if it was life of pie But that's what I would

That's what I told him it was from It doesn't matter if it makes sense now All that matters is it made sense In the moment And he was really able to enjoy The food And the experience and the performance That was happening at Benihana's right

Right in front of us Which by the way If you're able to go to a Benihana's this week It's just like a world class experience And it's something that It brings people together. I sat next to strangers who were ooing and awing their way as if they were at a gigantic fireworks show.

They were just enjoying every second of it. And I said, yeah. Thanks for enjoying it for me because I'm nonverbal right now. That's awesome. But in Life of Pie, they talked about how not all animals, obviously, like I don't want to see a dolphin at a zoo. But like a snake at a zoo, snakes don't need a ton of room to run around. if a snake has no predators in its habitat,

has food in its habitat, and is able to safely and freely roam around a certain... Stoked. I don't remember that piece of Life of Pie, but I believe you. Maybe it's, we bought a zoo. I've never seen that, but I hear it's incredible. They did buy a zoo, and not only that, they bought it twice.

I'm pretty sure there's two movies. Really? Imagine being able to buy a zoo twice. I have to see that. That's privilege, Matt Damon. Two zoos? Totally. Eat the rich.

Well, let's see it before we make those kinds of statements. That's true. Sorry. Yeah. No problem. I don't think I did anything else. That's fine. Because we can really either.

Now that you mention it. Oh, I saw you on Sunday. Yeah. That was fun. Just kind of like a day outing. Football. Football. I love the game.

Jewelboro. Jew. Jew. Jewboro. What? Cowboy. lost which

does that make you sad? No, I don't really follow Texas football besides University of Texas. It didn't make me sad. I think the Eagles are going to be in the Super Bowl, right? Go birds. Go birds. Are you going to be rooting for them? I think it'd be fun. Philly scares me.

Have you ever been? The fans scare me. They're scary fans. Really? Yeah, they're mean. Yeah. Yeah, they're mean fans. I think that yeah, you would have fun there, I'm sure, but I'd be scared to I don't know Have I ever been to an Eagles game

No That should be on That you should put that on your Reso list Go to an Eagles game I want to see the Northern Lights You want to see the Eagles I don't

You know how I feel about sports games I try I give it my all really But I just like I can't make it happen for me The fun piece Right

I try and I try and I try And I try and I try and try. I try and try and I try and I'll be everybody trying to get me down to say I'm going crazy. You can't make yourself something you're not unless you try really hard, but I can't. I can. Yeah. Camelian. We're men of many hats.

Okay, let's get into it. Yeah, okay. That was like, this is going to be like one of the quickest personal anecdote seasons of our lives. let me look at my notes up because I feel like I did have like some more personal anecdotes. Oh, I did figure out this isn't even, this is interesting to me. I don't think it'll be interesting to you. Okay. But I cracked a case wide open.

Do you remember when I had explained like a few episodes ago that everybody was commenting rat emoji on my TikTok? Yeah. That one specific TikTok of like my knitting wrapped of the year. And I was like, what do they mean? And no one could tell me what the rat emoji meant. and I just kind of ended on they're telling me I look like a rat.

That wasn't the case at all because I figured out what it is. Rat or frog? No, it wasn't that. I cracked the code. What it is, it's a Twilight thing. So there's this huge massive Twilight Facebook group

that almost all of the Twilight community is a part of. I'm not because I didn't know about it. But if you post something in this Twilight page that gets blocked or banned or removed, you're exiled to like the second tier twilight group where all of the band content goes

and that community is called like the rats and so they were basically asking me like am i am i one of those rats because so much of my knitting had to do with twilight they were asking me if i'm part of that community how did you figure that out um someone's DM'd me and then i did research into the that twilight page and i was like oh yeah these are the rats because they use that emoji constantly, and there's millions of them. There's millions of rats. It turns out I'm not one of them

because I didn't know those pages existed. But it's awesome that they weren't telling me I look like a rat. Yeah, that is a good feeling. That's basically like the good piece of that story. That's a great feeling. Wow. So anyway, that was just FBI work.

Congrats on cracking that case. Thank you. I was going to tell you, you remember a couple weeks ago also, sorry that we're circling back to a couple weeks ago already, but you asked, if I had any predictions for 2023. I finally started making some.

It's just been like an ongoing list. Oh, good. Do you want to hear them? I would love to. Prediction number one. Instagram is going to expand carousel photos. You know, they're 10 right now. You slide through 10 as max.

I think they're going to expand those like 20 plus, like Facebook albums eventually. I hope not. I just could see it happening. That's just a prediction. I agree with you that that could happen, but I hope that Instagram is listening to this. and doesn't move forward with that feature.

Do you want them to? I don't know. Sometimes I'm like, I have a lot of stuff and I have to cut a couple. It's like, I guess that's why the cream rises to the top because I don't need more than 10 foot. I don't need to show off.

I feel like when I'm scrolling through someone's carousel and I get to five, I'm like, that's enough. Enough. Yeah. I'd like to see the rest in another post. Post more than once. Fine.

You went skiing for a week. You could post twice. Right. That's fine. There's no reason you have to post all 20 in one dump. Post 20 different dumps. 20 different solo pictures.

Now we're stepping in really dangerous. Again, just a prediction. Okay. It was a good one. Two. The band Fun. Miss them, by the way. You know, I hate fun, right? The band? Hate.

Why? Because I had an incident. Oh, brother. To the song Some Nights. What is it? Well. Great song. That was one of the songs for my senior chorus concert. And I had auditioned for a solo.

And all of the seniors had gotten a singing piece of that song, except for me who got that speaking part where it's like, so this is it. No, no, not that one. So this is it. I sold my soul for this. And I had to share that speaking solo with my friend Jen, my best friend Jen, whereas everyone else got their own singing solos.

So it started with me And I said so this is it perfectly according to the plan Got to get this piece of dress There's always dust in my hair We're always right in this one spot Because my hair's so dead I think it like absorbs I don't know so I said so this is it according to plan And then Jen immediately goes rogue

And says I traded my soul for that for this Not at all the words Okay this was during the live Jen what the fuck So I steal the mic from Jen completely I say, Jen, you're done. Okay. I step out to the front of the stage.

This is senior year of high school. This is senior year of high school. And I continue to solo without Jen. And I... I hope Jen beat your ad. No, I had started laugh. I got what I deserved because I had started laughing while saying. And you know at the end it's like so, come on.

Yeah. And I had the note that came out of my mouth, Connor, completely cracked, could have cracked every single window in the institution. my chorus Ms. Z looked at me like I had stabbed her repeatedly due to this note everybody else in the chorus

starts cracking up at the end of the concert I had apologized to Miss Z and she said it's fine I'm sure you didn't mean to sabotage the entire concert with that note with that note so I can't listen to that song ever again because it was super embarrassing

Okay well then you're going to hate that Okay the band fun will be revived We'll have a revival horrible and then be canceled yeah I hope though I hope so I hope so that was your doing so no they need to project that on the band fun

they didn't do anything wrong they're just taking a break number three pop sorry no worries the popcorn ceilings you're familiar

yeah I have one are gonna also make a comeback I don't know how this came to me into dream popcorn ceilings Okay. Perhaps. Perhaps.

Perhaps popcorn walls as well. Maybe popcorn floors. I could see those being like retro. Yeah. Yeah. Emma Chamberlain could really revive the popcorn ceiling wall floor combo. Do you think there's anything she couldn't revive? No.

No. So there you have it. I really tried, too. I know, I know. Really, really tried. I can't think of one thing. No. No.

Okay. Okay. Here's a good one. Bringing back stigma. Here's something that Emma Chamberlain can revive. Stigma. We normalized so much shit in 2022. Time to denormalize.

Dormalize? Yep. Ooh, interesting. Like, what do you want denormalized? Hmm, I don't know. I can't think of anything specific. Come back to me on that. Okay.

Because I will think of some stuff. Awesome. Yeah. I just have prediction. Something weird will happen. I believe you. A city in the Midwest will have a TikTok comeback. So like some city, not like one we haven't like Topeka, Kansas.

Like some TikToker will go there and show how cool it is and that like a bunch of people will move there. Or like can I argue one TikToker will originate from that state? Yeah. Because I want to see a TikToker that originates in a Topeka can. Kansas and doesn't move to LA when they get famous. Uh-huh. They own Topeka. They say, I'm staying here.

This is where I live from. I'm putting on my tart cosmetics here in Topeka. Yes. I don't need to go to Dubai. I'm staying right here in Topeka. Okay, so you think we're going to get a Topeka-like influence on? I think like a Midwest, I don't know any other cities besides Los Angeles, New York City, Houston, Austin, Honolulu, Wikiki. Right.

Albuquerque. It's interesting that you say that. Because when I did my cross-country road trip via RAV-4, when I would drive through like Nebraska and, like, Indiana and stuff like that, I would look into each house and be like, are they, like, on TikTok? You know, are they scrolling? Are they doing their get-readies with get ready with me? Like, what is going on in each home?

For sure. Well, there's towns that, like, it's not a Los Angeles. There's big fish in the small towns. But, like, middle of cornfields. I was like, do they? what kind of content are they consuming, if any content at all? That's a good question.

Yeah. Country boys will survive. Country girls will survive. Totally. Yeah, it's something to think about it. I don't know. I think that that would be a really fresh take on this whole bang that we're doing.

And I'd also like to see just like one of these towns. They do it a lot. I feel like they do it a lot on the East Coast. Like these towns in Massachusetts will just like show day in the life of like, there's a lot of culture and like Massachusetts culture or like but you don't see it in like the middle of the country where where are the where are the North Dakotaans I would love a day in my life what are they doing yeah right I've only seen days in my life L.A., New York and surrounding

Yon yeah all those people that are doing the day in the life of New York and L.A., they want to go visits like they want to see a life and here's a day in my life in Michigan I was just going to say you should do a day in the life when you go. I feel like it's not realistic because I'm not, I don't live there. It's like, I'm just visiting. You're doing vacationing thing. Then give your phone and your account

to your grandma and I've heard you a day in a life. I'd be curious. Yeah. I would too. That's just a thought. And then, um, oh, Brooke O'Hawner totals their car. One very much.

Don't say that. I don't remember. In this space. It's going to be, yeah, it's going to happen. Like, come on. That was like the most predictable prediction that I had on that list. I do. My goal this year is to get a new car.

So. You want to total it out here after the show? No, I don't. But. Totaling can mean anything. To get it fixed, is cost more than the value of the car. I don't want that. So when all those homeless people had that orgy in my friend's car,

he declared it total. Right. I'm saying that I don't want it to get totaled, even though I want a new car, because I want to be able to trade my car in and get money to spend on my new car. Yeah. Although I don't know if anyone's going to give me a dime

for the state of my RAV at this time. I still haven't gotten my bumper fix from that last time that I just revved it into that, that pole in the Air One parking lot. That's why I won't go to Air One anymore. I just clearly was not meant to be there. You know, all four corners of my car and the side as well.

are completely clobbered. It's just like not, I never thought to get it fixed because it's like I'm gonna do it again. And that's not me being like careless. It's me, there's something wrong with my depth perception. It's always poles,

it's never other cars. So I'm being safe. You know? It's better your car than you scraping up against that giant concrete pole. Totally totally. That has never moved. Yeah.

That's what I've always said. I was going to ask you something completely off topic. Totally do it. Do you like the new Twitter update where it's like a for you page? No, I hate it. I love it. That's awesome. Because I'm getting so much more content on Twitter than I would normally see because I don't follow a lot of people.

And I always wish I followed more people. But now I'm seeing so many tweets that I wouldn't have seen before that are cracking me up. I haven't been on any socials lately. I know. I keep DMing you. And then three days later you'll DM me the same thing. And it's like if you just look three days ago. We could have this kind of complete decision.

I feel it coming back that I'm able to get back on. What is it? I don't know. I just don't feel funny. I can't finish it. Oh, by the way, I'm taking a break from social media. You'll notice I haven't posted on anything. And I feel good about it because Andrew Garfield's also taking a break.

And he said I was, I bought his GQ yesterday in Barnes & Noble when I was in Barnes & Noble and then Reddit. Incredible piece, by the way. I'd recommend any of you to read that if you're thinking about creatively taking some space. I feel completely fine. He totally normalized it for me. Yeah. If Andrew Garfield's taking a break, I can take a break. Totally.

Although he kind of deserves it. Normalized taking breaks. Yeah. Totally. He's awesome. Yeah, he is. He's really special. Oh, well, that's good.

I guess our cycles are synced yet again because I'm not intentionally taking a break, though. I just can't think of anything to post. Mine's a little bit of here, a little bit of there. Yeah. Yeah. You have value. At the end of the day, you have value when you're not posting. still.

How? Because you, as a human, you're more than you, what you post on the internet. Not much, but I get where you're, I get what you're saying. I'm just as valuable

in this state of not posting on the internet than I was when I was posting out the ass. You know? Yeah, I don't think I am in the same way. You are.

Okay. Just so you know. Okay, that's good. Thank you. No problem. Okay, I think that this is a good transitional period for us to kind of move forward.

I talked about, I brought up the like Midwest revival TikTok thing because I feel like all I think one of the big reasons I literally don't care to be on TikTok and Instagram right now is all I'm seeing is fashion weeks in Europe and influencer trips to the Middle East. I do want to talk about the Dubai trip. I know you wanted to say that for bonus kind of. No. Okay.

I think we should talk about Dubai trip and just Alex Earle. takes in Maine because I think that's so relevant. Yeah. Okay. Do you have chapsic? I never have chapsic. Okay. Did I leave mine here? I just have moist lips because my lips are about one centimeter. So they're so close to my lips in my mouth that they're always wet.

Mine are cracking off. I want to see what I would look like with a little bit of lip filler. Well, I should bring you that. Oh, didn't we do that where you did the lip injection lip gloss? Yeah. Would you ever get lip injections just to see? Yeah, I'll do anything once. Okay, let's go get lip injections because I want some. I also finally want to like she would I look like with eyebrows on.

Okay, because let's do, let's go get some procedures, some light procedures that can be reversed. Cool. I'm going to come back and be like, hello guys. You could at least get a lip flip. What is that? It would be, it's like a small, a bit injection in your top lip that just like when you smile, like instead of your lip, see how when I smile. while my lip, my front lip kind of goes under. Like, it's like, kind of like...

It doesn't. It only went under when you push it under. But a lip flip, okay, even if it doesn't go under, the lip flip would make it, like, really not under. I don't want that. No, you do. That's what everyone has. No. No, you do.

I don't want that. Okay, then you want, like, genuine, like, filler? I don't know. I don't know what I want. Okay, we could explore different option at the store. Yeah. At the lip filler store. At the lip filler store. We have talking about Alex Earl

So I like have been I missed the whole Alex Earl thing I follow around everything Because I hate being left out So I followed around everything To kind of keep up I guess the content's like not Necessarily made for me

So I don't really Like I don't get it But I think it's I think it's fun to It's like watching a show all together Like when we used to all watch Outer Banks Or Euphoria at the same time It feels like we're doing that But it was funny the other day

You sent me I sent you this thing and said, oh, this girl's totally Alex Erling as a verb. So I started using Alex Earle as a verb. Right. And then you said that there's a phenomenon happening where people are saying,

you're my Alex Earle as a noun. Right. So this girl's already, her name's being used as both a noun and a verb. Yes. I'm verbing. Oh, that girl's Alex Erling. Yeah.

And you're my Alex Earle. Interesting. She's transcending. Transcending. Language. Language. That's awesome. Good for her.

I, first of all, I think she seems so kind and sweet. I think she has a good heart. But also, I don't watch Get Ready with Me videos anyway. So it's like I don't think I would, I'm not glued to her content

just because like that's not the kind of content I'm glued to. Yeah. Like I'm not under the spell, but also like, do I get it? That's the question. I guess. It's cool because like she technically

she's not doing anything new but her personality is so fresh that people like her and they trust her which is cool. That's like a win. I think and I this is I don't know if this is a controversial take but I'm kind of scared to say it

I think that the reason that she's so popular and we might have to cut this out I'm really not sure if it sounds mean or not because I mean this with so much love is that she's so hot that people don't expect someone that hot to have even like a little bit of a personality?

That's not mean. Okay. That's a huge compliment. Okay. It is? Okay. I wasn't sure if it was backhanded. Kind of is.

No. I think if you look at someone, hot people don't need to have personality. We always say you can't have it all. But she has enough. Like she has enough of a personality that it's like, whoa. Like that's awesome that you were able to develop that sense of sweetness

when you didn't need it to survive. You don't need to. You could have kept that. in your back pocket. You could have thriven your whole life. Thriven your whole life without that shredded personality. And yet, you have it. And that's sweet. Thanks, thank you. Here's, here's another take on the whole thing. Okay. It's interesting to see influencers and the whole thing about influencers, influencers become influencers because they're relatable and they're influencing people to do certain things. You don't need to be famous. You don't need to be hot. You just have to have

enough influence to get people to do or buy or, you know, whatever. Watch. You do stuff. the things that are happening now are so far from relatable all the TikTok all the teenage TikTokers going across the pond to go to fashion events I'm just so confused

these like fashion shows they're posting these fashion shows like sorority girls post birthday dinners it's like every fucking day there's like follow me to Burlington Coat Factory

in Afghanistan show show. I'm like, what? Why are you there? Yeah, I don't know, Conner. I want to see you renegade. You know, come back, come back and renegade for us. Right, we've completely lost. Come shake your ass for the Thanksgiving table again.

I miss those days. 100%. We used to be able to achieve the things that we saw on TikTok. Like, we as a consumer could watch someone famous renegade and we ourselves could say, I'm going to give it a try. But we now don't have the opportunity. to go to the Burlington Coat factory location in Afghanistan. I'm just confused and it's like, I'm confused where you go from like an influencer to now

that's not relatable at all to any of the people that fall at because I think likely a lot of the... But people still love it. People love things because they're relatable and then people love things because they're not relatable. I think this is really good because TK. was talking about this on her podcast. She said there is this. phenomenon that used to happen on YouTube where people would follow these big YouTubers as they grew. And they felt like every time this Jake Paul person would buy a car or a house, they'd be stowched because they felt like they watched them grow to be able to do stuff like that.

And I guess that's happening. And they're like, yes, queen, you made it. Alex, like, was super rich to begin with. Yeah. But I'm not seeing the sentiment of, like, oh, you're on a private jet, you gross pig. No, they love it. They're like, yes, queen, go off. And I think, honestly, I think she has an advantage there

because I think with other people, they see them start out like themselves and then become so unrelatable that it's like there's a resentment. But with Alex, it's like she was unrelatable to begin with. So anything she does, it's like, okay, well, I never related to you to begin with. I'm not going to get bitter.

Yeah. So I think she has an advantage of her. Yeah, that's interesting too. I think in that same vein, especially with these fashion things, I don't know why I'm so hung up on them. I feel like that's just where I'm getting fed a lot of. I haven't seen so many of those.

Just the Dubai trip. It's a lot of, oh, okay, so the Dubai trip is more of like an influencer, specific trip. Yeah. Um, I haven't seen so many of the fashion. And the fashion thing,

I think a lot of people will have seen it. Like, everyone at, like, Chris Olson's at one right now. He's good at it. He's so good at it. But, like, it's just crazy. I'm being fed so much of those.

I get a sense that, like, a lot of these influencer trips are, like, the CEO is on the trip. I'm like, I think the CEO just wants to party. There was also, So like a lot of stuff, here's the thing. I think Dubai is trying to rebrand itself right now because what's up with the private Beyonce concert

happening at the same time is this big Dubai influencer trip where that's what everyone's talking about. I thought it was the same thing, but there's this huge hotel opening there. The Atlantis or something. And they paid all of these actual, like Kendall Jenner and Beyonce had a private concert and I can't remember who else was there.

But Dubai somehow, oh, and Rebel Wilson was there, which was weird because homosexuality is illegal in Dubai. I think you just can't act on it. Which sucks. I don't know. I guess I don't know. But you also can't dress the way you dress in L.A.

I don't know. It's like really questionable. They paid Beyonce $36 million for her show that. Well, that's what people are saying like the Dubai trip must have been so expensive. Like Tart really fucked up. Why? Because they spent all of their money on a trip that probably like no one's buying Tart because of. I think it's brand recognition.

But yeah, people are talking and I saw the check of a TikTok that was like the government probably paid for all of that to get people to come to Dubai. Dubai has unlimited money. I don't know. I don't know either. Is that where they went in the second Sex and the City movie? I don't know. One place I have no interest in visiting Dubai. Oh, I would go.

I don't know, actually. No interest. I'm pretty sure it's like a 24 hour flight. Yeah. I don't care for buildings and like sand. True. that's a good point I don't think I do either

but it is like live on the beach like I don't need to yeah I mean I'd kind of like to go everywhere once I've only been like three places

you would die the second you touch Antarctica you would freeze yeah I'm not interested in going to Antarctica okay I do want to go on the Drake Passage not get off the boat

What's Drake Passage Like the passage you need to cross To get to Antarctica where it's like so insanely bumpy that everyone gets sick Oh that's the side of TikTok I'm on.

Drake Passage Talk. Drake Passage Talk. Yeah. Interesting. Everyone's going to Antarctica. I thought it had something to do with like Drake the rapper. No. Did you see, this is bizarre.

This is all over the place. Justin Bieber sold all of his music rights for $200 million. I did see that, but I have one more thing about Alex Earl. Oh, sorry. I don't. You're going to say one more thing about the Drake Passage. No, no, no. I'm done with Drake Passage.

Okay, we're moving on from Drake Passage. The thing about Alex Earl is you know how you were saying, or I was saying that people say like, oh, you're my Alex Earl when they're talking about creators that, like, they're obsessed with. Yeah. I want to show you my Alex. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, this is the girl where I'm like, okay, she's like, she could influence me to do anything. Okay. This is my Alex Earl. Okay. So, who is this? I don't know her name by. Her name is Chloe Metro. Chloe. Chloe Metro is my Alex Earl. And she's just someone who, I don't follow her, but she pops up on me my free page. And I'm like, thank God. I needed her today. Yeah. Okay. Let's hit it. Get ready with me for my best

friend's bar mitzvah. So I just showered and blew out my hair. I think I'm either going to curl or straighten it. I really can't sign it. I have to know if she's going to curl or straighten. I'm giving myself 15 minutes to do my makeup. But I dig it and you just like gorgeous dress cheese for that bat mitzvah. I would say this girl is Alex Erling.

Oh, she's my Alex Earl. She's your Alex girl. I love watching her apply that. Like I applied powder blush with my hands. that age. This girl is Alex Erling. And she is so talented. I use my mom's concealer today because

I looked on Sephora and this is the one that has pink undertones. Okay, I can't watch this holding. Really? Yeah. You don't want to see if she straightens her curls or hair for the bar mitzvah? It's like three minutes long.

Okay, well, let's fast forward. Let's just go to the final look. Oh. Look how amazing. She pulled that dig up. Gorgeous. Yeah. I also think there's like a huge piece of nostalgia

here for me that you don't have. Yeah. Getting ready for a bar about mitzvah. You know, Wow, look at the sneakers. That was a big piece. That's a fun choice. People would wear converse with their dresses all the time to.

I wore flip, old Navy flip-flops to my own by Mitzvah. That's okay. It was a different time. Yeah. My nails weren't done it at all. No pedicure. Old Navy flip-flops. Dress was held back with safety pins.

Oh, Chloe. I hope she had fun. I know she had a blast. That's good. She's such a girl's girl. Doesn't have a good time. That's my Alex Earl. She's parting her ass off.

She is. 13 years young Totally Yeah It makes me so sad That you weren't at my bat mitzvah Yeah You should have another one

Oh I was thinking For my next birthday I should have a bat mitzvah But I've changed my mind You know what I'm gonna do And you're gonna love this What is it?

I'm gonna make everyone dress up as one of my hyperfixations Like something that I've been obsessed with This sounds like something that they would do Like at an insane asylum No They would encourage them not to do that probably Oh yeah

What do you think you would dress up as for my birthday party? Like matzabal soup? Yeah, you could do better. I don't want to dress as one of your actual ones because it would scare me to have you like staring at me online. Yeah. Well, start thinking about what you're going to dress up as.

Matzabal would be fine, but like I do think you could do better. Do you think you have a platonic relationship with matzabal soup or do you, would you like give the girl with the fence in bonus? No, it's platonic. Okay. But, ooh, we were talking about how I have had relationships with animated characters before that were not platonic. Yeah.

Like, I've been, I've had, like, real crushes. My first crush ever was the count. Like. From the Muppets? From Sesame Street. Oh. Like, and it was sexual. He's kind of fun.

Yeah. And you mean it was sexual. I mean, I don't think I knew it was sexual at that young of an age, but I had feelings for him that were romantic. Interesting. And then Woody from Toy Story. I've heard that one before. Those were romantic as well.

Woody. And then my first human was Clay Aiken. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Then the rest were human. But the animated characters were able to transition me to human obsessions. Do you think any cartoons are hot? Not anymore.

But you did. Yeah. Who? I think we've talked about this before. Well, let's talk about it again. Nala. Oh, yeah. Lion King.

The girl crush in Goofy Movie. Oh, yeah, she was cute. She was... She's a total girl next door. Total girl next door. Yeah. And also, I guess, the green M&M. Oh, I guess we have to talk about that.

Yeah, we freaking... Unfortunately, this is a saga that just keeps on giving. It's the gift that keeps on giving. I have to say that this is... obviously now this is a marketing play, the M&Ms thing, and they win. And I wish them all the best with Maya Rudolph as their new team. But 2023 is the year of- Well, let's recap if people don't know-

Of losing the plot. Right. If people don't know what happened with the M&M. Basically so much controversy and backlash has happened with all of the M&Ms having their own unique personalities and kind of causes, if you will, that they have decided to strip the M&M's of... They fired the M&M. Yeah, of their personalities.

No severance. No severance. And instead, the new spokesperson... Whoa, spokesperson of M&M. Incorporated will be Maya Rudolph, a real person. You can't go wrong with my Rudolph. No, but this is so obviously in preparation for a Super Bowl ad. Oh, I didn't even think about that.

They're all coming back, I'm sure. It's just interesting that they all needed to be laid off right after. right after the release of the all female M&M. Right. Bad timing. Horrible timing. But we have some special B&C green M&Ms. What in the, where are these?

To celebrate. Oh my God. Happy one year. Izzy got these for us. It's our one year today. Shut up. No. I think.

And look, they have pictures of us on them. Can you guys see this on the green screen? Wait, is this a cartoon version of a caricature of me and then you just a normal photo? No, I think they're both just normal. Wow. I look like shit. Well, it's like a 3D printed M&M, so.

I'm not looking like that. Wow, I had so much interesting stuff to say about that. Thanks, Izzy, these are so sweet. But now I really have nothing. About the M&M? Yeah. I mean, you obviously can't go wrong with my out Rudolph. No, but like...

They talk about this a lot on Fox News. Did you know that? Tucker Carlson's, keep going. Now, we've taken the high heels off of the green M&M. Does that mean that all of our children are working for China? It's like, he's like making really absurd leaps from the M&M Incorporated. These are good. These don't taste like any Eminem I've ever had.

They taste like milky, good, creamy. very milky very creamy I don't really have anything else to say about the M&Ms I'm kind of I'm kind of just one of those things I've been doing they have not done one thing that they've needed to do like no move that they've made has ever been necessary yeah you know um

100% I'm so curious what like the pipeline of of here's the thing here's a marketing idea for candy Hey, no need to give all of these M&Ms like humanized characteristics. Here's a great marketing idea for M&Ms. They're great. Nobody has an issue with M&Ms. Simply say, hey, hey, buy some.

And people will. Yeah. Say, hey, remember us? You probably want some M&Ms right now. And I'd be like, yeah, totally. Don't take that green Eminem's high heels. What am I thinking? Get this.

You remember those old candies that were like Eminem Hershey Kisses? Yeah. Like they were colored tiny Hershey Kisses. Can you guys look up Kissables? Chocolate?

Okay Eminem you want marketing? Bring the, wait, maybe that's not what the... Yeah, bring these back. This isn't Eminem's at all, though. This is a completely different company. But Eminem, if you want marketing, make some of these. I hope that the M&M's unionized.

They got rid of some of the best foods. These grips. Grips. Grips. Those carrots that came with the Bugs Bunny Ranch, the little pack of carrots, and it had this little circular tub of ranch.

No. No. Can you look up Bugs Bunny carrot and ranch? And I could be just, Bugs Bunny here could be a figment of my imagination. No, I don't think Bugs Bunny was a piece of this at all. Google tried a search and said Bugs. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Cool cuts. I think. Cool cuts. Cool cuts. I don't know. I don't know if that's it. Well, someone on Twitter made a thread of other fuckable brand characters. Do you want to look at those?

Oh, yeah, I do. Okay. I don't think this is in any particular order. But to mourn the loss of the sexy M&Ms, here's a ranking of the most fuckable cartoon. brand mascots. Number one, the jolly green giant. He's like too hot.

That's Logan from Equals. Yeah, he's usually like when people are that hot, I steer clear. But. Yeah, he's a beef cat. Yeah, like. Well, it's because he's been eating his greens. That's marketing.

But if you're a vegetarian, you don't, I mean, for the most case, vegetarians don't look like that. But he's probably eating beef as well. Yeah. But that's something, they don't want you to know that. Number two, Wendy. Oh, I never thought she was. See, she seems like a child to me.

Yeah, I'm going to pass. I'm going to pass on that. But interesting 9.5 out of 10 rating from Twitter user. Watch list. No, I won't be engaging in sexual activity with Mr. Clean at this time. 8 out of 10. It feels a little in your face. He's also gay, right?

Why do you say that? Isn't that just common knowledge? Is that a Reddit thing? I don't know. I've never heard of Mr. Clean is. No, I think that's just like how Dumbledore is gay. Mr. Clean is gay Whoa, I don't know where you

get this stuff like WAPAD? No, it's just like You know how you just know things Like you just know how to breathe Without thinking about it Like your brain just tells you how to breathe That's the same way I know that Mr. Clean is gay You just know Mr. Cleans gay

Your Gator is going on Biological No, it's just like a fact of life Whales are mammals Mr. Clean is a gay man Let's go to number four Oh, no. Interesting. Tukan Sam, 7.5 out of 10.

I think Tukan Sam has a great personality. If you've seen him in the commercials, he kind of just is full of life, full of energy. He really doesn't slow down. And that's what you want to see in a cartoon character for Fruit Loops. Sure, but I think he's missing the fuckability. I think he's fuckable because he's good at his job and he's enthusiastic at it. Okay. Awesome.

Which is why I'm supporting you too. I was checking out a car from Enterprise and I was like, everyone here is fuckable because they're so happy to be at their job and they're good at it. And that's what makes someone fuckable. To you? Yeah, good and enthusiastic at your job

is a great quality to have. I agree, but that never has screamed like fuckable to me. Let's see if it does now. Okay, interesting. Number five. Mr. Pringle, six out of ten. No, but that kind of looks like Hank. My roommate?

Yeah. Interesting. With a mustache. Totally does. Yeah. Love him. Mr. Pringle has never, ooh, uh-oh. Number six.

Cool-Aid man. I'm not feeling attracted to any of these people, really, except for the Green Giant. But you said he was too much. Yeah, but like, if I had to. You don't have to. Yeah, but it's just typically like, you know those people that are too hot on Hinge or Tinder or whatever,

so you just swipe left out of respect? Because it's like you don't even want to have them not match that. The Jolly Green Giant is not going to force you to have sex with him. He seems like a good dude. No, I know. And he has a lot at stake. I would then, but I'm just saying typically, like, if I was being realistic, like, we wouldn't be a match. Okay.

But taking all of the, I guess, taking everything away. Kool-Aid man. No, he's a kid. Oh, I don't get that because he comes in and says, oh, yeah. I don't think that that's a child man. I think he's going through puberty, and his voice, his balls just dropped. Okay. Cocoa Puckoo Bird, two out of ten.

So this is a two out of ten on fuckability. I see no I know people that have that personality I don't even I feel like I don't know these guys' personalities well enough and they do pull but the girls always regret it

ooh I know exactly who you're thinking of yeah you're so right you're so right great that's awesome yeah okay

and lastly of course the new M&Ms which get zero out of 10 Brown can still text me though and green was so fuckable before yeah i mean she just put on sneakers right but at the end of the day look at poor orange m&m with it's anxiety oh no they he's still anxious look at red eminem i was so right he's a he's a angry fella you're seeing anger from that yeah and i'm seeing well malice and i'm yeah good word i'm seeing something sinister yeah i'm seeing um yellow emm is our blue eminem

is himbo oh can we keep really and see if anyone added any superlatives who's that oh oh my god

I think they're fucking each other the apple jack's character the cinnamon stick and the apple cinnamon is the weenamon yeah I think they're fucking each other I don't think so I think they're just boys that smoke a lot of weed

really there's something sexual there to me for sure oh interesting let's look at one more and then we can do something else. Okay. No one else threw any end. They're just commenting on the rest. Okay. Okay. Fine. Oh, I wanted to talk about Justin Bieber selling. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry, I cut you off

there. Oh my God. Yes. The baby bell cow. That's alarming. That's too human, but look at her donk. Oh. That they're cutting off. Wait, why? They knew what they were doing there. Why is the baby bell cow double BBLed up on a on a Wednesday morning Why is the BBL cow The BBL cow? The BBL cow? Wait, the baby bell cow is the BBL cow

Oh my God, I didn't even say that on purpose. Whoa. Wow. She is shrieked up. But they like made, they did the same thing they did with the green giant there. Like they did it on purpose. She has, look at her eyelashes. She's Alex Erland. Yeah. That's my Alex girl. The baby bell cow needs to do a get ready with me.

Hey guys. I'm on the. set early this morning. We're showing off our new cheese dippers. The baby, what's her name? Baby, I keep getting confused between the BBL cow. The BBL cow needs to head over to Dubai. For the tart trip. For the tar trip. Okay, cool. I can totally see the BBL cow on one of those Jeep, jeeps in the dunes. Yeah, the sand with the like scarf. Yeah, she's having a time of her life at the Beyonce, private Beyonce show at the Atlanta's hotel. And I'm nothing but the best for her. Yeah, this is someone who I'm rooting

for. Okay, Justin Bieber. Okay, so Justin Bieber sold... Explain this to me like I'm a baby. I'll try. Because I still don't understand this kind of stuff like what happened with Taylor Swift and Scooter Braun. No matter how much I read about it, I don't get it. Okay, well, that's an interesting piece. But Justin Bieber sold his music rights for his past, um, whatever years of music. I think it's like 10 or 12.

Sold it to this group that's owned by BlackRock, which is a big, huge, huge, huge VC firm. They have unlimited money again. Basically, he sold his rights, so he will no longer make royalties, whatever, off of this music. Other people have done it as well. Dr. Dre did it, but Dr. Dre did it at 57 years old. So he's seeing, I can turn my music rates liquid into, like, spending money,

$200 million today, or maybe make $10 million in royalties every year for X amount of years. When you're 57, it makes more sense. Like, I'd rather have this money, have a legacy. And if I come out with new music, I'll own that music. you're really smart. Thanks. Yeah. But Beber is so young.

So it makes you wonder he had to cancel X amount of shows for health reasons, obviously, but also like COVID and everything. And so to make up, I think, for like, oh, you feel like he's in the whole lost time. It does raise red flags why a 28-year-old would need to liquidize $200 million immediately. Well, here's a question. But how much is Baby, the song Baby, going to be? making in royalties in 233. It's like hard to unless it's sold into a movie.

Probably 50 million off of me alone. Right. But here's a question. Is he, is all of his future music also sold? I do think that he owns his future music. I feel like I wrote this down so I wouldn't forget it. But his,

I can't remember, I think he's like 300 plus songs in his catalog. He has so many bangers. It is incredible. He does, Justin Bieber is someone who I have never, ever had a crush on, which is amazing and shocking, but have loved his music through and through and through.

Yeah. He's an interesting one. Oh, I mean, he was apparently on record he's been having lower ticket sales, and they've been actually downgrading the volume of his concerts. Oh, that sucks. But that last album was so good. there's just like not a lot of people that are liquidating at his age it's like a interesting move Taylor Swift had a really interesting thing because

the scooter brawn of it all yeah I still but I don't think that Justin Bieber's going to come out with Justin's version of songs you know right I think that he's good because he's so much ahead of him he's also a smart like business person and so is Haley so I feel like they'll be fine but okay I thought that was interesting interesting yeah I feel like he could make $200 million by farting Yeah. He could sell it. Would you be curious in smelling a jessimieber jar fart?

Yeah, I would be, yeah, just for curiosity in science. I'd be interested in that because you know they're like Kendall Jenner. Like I want to know if she has like gross farts or like they smell like flowers. I don't think she farts. She does. I don't think she does. No, she at the everyone farts. Kendall Jenner has explosive diarrhea.

That's a fact of life. just like whales are mammals and the green bean giant is a gay man oh no mr clean is a gay man Kendall Jenner has diarrhea yeah it just is what it is and yeah I would like to be in a room with their farts because I think it'll humanize them you love humanizing people it's so interesting yeah I would rather everyone feel like a human than people feel separated by like being more famous or having more status or whatever. That's what I feel like. Whereas you like people to stay.

I like, yeah, that's what I'm saying. That was the whole argument with the influencers versus celebrities. Like celebrities are trying to be more relatable and influencers are trying to be less relatable. Like look at me. Look at this new house. I bought. Look at this new car I bought.

And then celebrities are trying to be like, I'm doing my nails at home now. That's what I was saying about Harry Styles last week. Like, I don't like. what he's doing, just like making himself so not human and not personable and like just like not engaging with anyone or anything. Robotic. Robotic. I don't like that.

Operating at a machine level. Like he doesn't owe me anything again, but also like I do it get ready with me. Fart in a jar. You know? You want him to do that? Yes. Oh. That's what I've been saying.

Humanize. Okay. Oh, that's interesting. I like famous people to be famous. I do love, okay, the last thing I'm going to say, I feel like we need to wrap up pretty soon and go to bonus for a lot of this stuff where we're going to. talk huge major shit on everybody. I do have some shit to talk about it, which I'm excited about.

But I was looking at, here's the thing. I was looking at, I think Kylie Brakeman on Twitter was talking about this, but everyone was looking at Kylie Jenner and Doja Cat sitting together and saying like, this is why we need to eat the rich. This is just so opulent. Look at this money being spent on this. Opulent. Wow.

Good word. And I'm like, no, this is what money, this is what famous people should be doing. Like, this is what I want to see famous people do. Bazaar over the top shit. This is what celebrities should be doing. I love Doja Cat's thing so much. I like Joja's more than Kylie's. I think that is, yeah.

Because Kylie, I'm just like, that is a gorgeous dress piece, which I want to see without the lion. I think it's art. I think it's art. That's what the whole thing is with, I thought it was really funny. What is it saying, Connor? What's it saying? It doesn't have to say anything.

I think it does. Well, then what is Doja Cat saying? I don't know. That's like 50,000 Sorvowski crystals, by the way, that they played. It took her six and a half hours to, like, get it all on. I was reading about it yesterday. I think that it's a dichotomy here that they are both kind of, like, balancing each other out. But I think it's very cool.

I think it's super, super cool. I'd like to see more of that than just, like, I like just classic shit, too, but I do like this. I think it's cool. I don't know why. I think it's fun to look at. You don't need to do that. Well, those, that's a, the actual head of the line is made by an artist who, who spent hours and hours and hours and hours.

So, like, I think that that's the statement. I guess PETA approved this. Well, yeah, it's not real. But then a lot of people were like, no, but you're also like, a lot of people are going to see them and be like, wait, I want to mount a lion on my wall. That's not the feeling that I get

while looking at that, if that helps. But you would never mount an animal on your wall. I think the people that would mount an animal on their wall would not be influenced by Kylie Jenner. That's not the argument of a lot of people online, but I was just bringing that part up. But it does remind me of when I went and watched the World Cup at that bar. I don't know if you saw my Instagram story that day.

I was drunk at 7.30 in the morning. Yeah. So I was posting everything that I was looking at. That was really fun. I love being drunk at hours that you're not allowed to be drunk. It's fun. Not an alcoholic. I double-checked.

Oh, I saw something that reminded me of you about alcohol consumption. I can talk about that in the bonus. Okay, cool. And one of my friends got at an estate sale, a scarf that had, an actual bearhead on it and I don't I don't know if it was faux bear but like I don't know if it was foe why it would be in the shape that it was in like I don't know know who would cut it out but my friend was wearing it like a scarf and he had the bearhead right here for the World Cup I think it was he was like USA I have a bear

which doesn't make sense now but I was drunk at 7.30 in the morning but my other friend was we were he was like spitting like a a kind of a what is it called when you kind of squirt squirt he was squirt into the bear's mouth and everyone on my Instagram story was like unfollowed seriously

how dare you spit beer into a dog's mouth that was it that's what this reminds me of okay and it obviously was not a dog at a bar at 7.30 in the morning we're spraying beer into it and I would not pose in my Instagram's room that's all it got it anyways I guess we'll wrap on that violation of PETA

Right. VFO. As a close to this episode, I want to do an in-memorium activity to panic at the disco. Oh. To honor their legacy of being a band that has now broken up, I think we should name five Panic at the Disco songs to celebrate their time together. I'll go first. Night in the afternoon. That gets to count as mine, too, because I know that one.

You can do the acoustic version that I love. Okay. Cool. Yes. The next one is... Nine in the afternoon acoustic. No, no, no. I mean, nine in the afternoon.

Okay, are you going next? Okay, I have nine in the afternoon. You have nine in the afternoon acoustic. I write sins, not tragedies. It's not fair that you get to go first. Okay, you go first. Let's start over. Me with Taylor Swift.

I was going to do that. That one sucks. Okay. Next. Four? Oh, total? Oh. We're doing five total?

Oh. We have nine in the afternoon. Nine in the afternoon acoustic. I write sends on tragedies, me, and thanks for the memories. That's Fallout Boy. Dear Maria, count me in. Dear Maria. I got your picture.

I'm coming. No, that's not. Fuck. That's not Panic of the Disco either. Can we look up Panic of the Disco? No, no, no, no, no. I just want to. Don't look at.

Don't look at. Don't look. Oh, oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Did I say thanks for the memories? Yeah. I fall.

Okay. That's Fallout Boy, by the way. Wow, their recent songs are such ass cheeks. It's actually insane. Do I know? No. No, you wouldn't. I mean, yeah, there is, but it'd be, look, hey, ma' I made it.

Oh, look, hey ma' I made it. Of course. Look, hey, ma'am, I made it. Okay. And into the unknown, the cover of the Frozen song. High hopes. And that's it. Like, I don't, that's all I know.

Oh, this is gospel. Damn. That's a good one. They'll be missed. Yeah, when I was going to read this, I was going to say, Panic at the Disco is retiring. Okay. That's fine.

Yeah, but you know 9 in the afternoon, and I again specify the acoustic version that you can only find on YouTube, is like if I had to sing an unaccompanied song that you couldn't find the karaoke version of, it would be that. There's someone that should sell their music rights. For what, six bucks? More than they are going to make with their royalties. Anyways, okay, I guess we'll wrap.

We got a wordle to hit, guys. Oh, hell, yeah. So see you at the bonus. I have to run to the rest of the car. The Barnes & Noble really quick. Bye, guys. Thanks for listening. Love it.

See, oh, wait, we have one more in Memorial. Take a good look at us. One of us is about to total our cars in the parking lot. Bye. No, Connor, that's scary. This week, I'm close friends. Once I got a whiff of that smell, I, like, can't concentrate. If I could get a body pillow that hugs me back and spray that on it, I would never leave the home.

Are you obsessed with me? Oh my God, I think I'm falling in love with you. Smoking is so cool. I wish it wasn't bad for you. I've never smoked a cigarette because I actually can't. You suck this skin under a baby. I do. Okay, here's your gift. Yay! Thank you.

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