Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Our Net Worths Revealed

Episode Date: July 21, 2022

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my pulse in like my temples and behind my eyes and in my where my neck meets the back of my head yeah and I'm like you guys I have to skip the line because I'm a creator uh-huh the creator I'm in I'm in here directly TikTok's send me here um I'm going to do a partnership with you checking out my head and hashtag hashtag UC partnership hashtag urgent care partner And they were like, no, actually, you have a tension headache. How would they know that, though? Because I described it exactly. And they were like that we get people like you in here all the time, especially probably

because it's L.A. And it was, it's like, if it's behind your eyes and on your neck, think about what you're doing. Your phone is right here. And you're looking at it. It actually hurts my head right now looking at my hand. And it's because I downloaded Candy Crush last week. Oh, that'll do it. Candy Crush relapses are really tough.

I had to delete it from my phone. I'm still relapsing. How freaking disgusting is that? Like it downloaded a game and then had to go to the hospital. Hey Brooke, good morning. Hi, Connor. Good morning. I think everybody's been, you know, I walked in and we all were kind of talking about how we were kind of exhausted.

I'm not exhausted. No. You know, I'm not a violent person. Mm-hmm. Right? Right. But, like, if my thoughts about my life. landlord were able to escape my brain and like someone was able to access those I would be in such a

deep deep level of locked up like like super villain in a marvel movie locked up you actually wouldn't because I talked to my therapist about this yesterday and like those thoughts are completely natural as long as you're not acting on them no no no I'm telling you um so just to put some perspective behind it I haven't had cold I haven't had hot water in three and a half weeks um And I have had construction going on under my apartment for four months. So the things that I would do to my landlord... You can come use my shower, just 30 minutes each way. You know, I really like my shower time.

I like my shower time. I know. I could get your own aquanuts for my shower. Well, here's the deal. I had to wear a rope today because I was waiting so long for my shower to heat up. Oh, and you never... And when I got out, I was like, oh, I have two minutes until I leave. So I just grab my robe and I was like, you know what?

Did it get hot? No. No. Okay. Because he, I texted him this morning. He's like, it's working. I was like, listen, it's not. Right.

And does he live on your property? He lives near me because I see him. Uh-huh. Sometimes. Got it. On my runs. And I'm getting really good at being like, I want to go. Uh-huh.

I don't want to see your landlord in person. Right. I totally get that. Do you like your landlord? Yeah, she's really, really nice. Really, really nice, actually. But I'm thinking of moving. I'm moving too.

I am moving, I think. I live alone and I think I can't decide if I want a roommate or not. I think it would be good in the sense that I would be less lonely. I'm not necessarily lonely, but like on the moments I am lonely or sad. I think it'd be nice to like have it just like sit on the couch with someone, you know, instead of just like sitting in my bed. But I also just like know myself and I could find a. way to get annoyed by literally like one one single footstep um my best friend then i moved in with my last uh my last year of school i he was my best friend we moved in together by the end i was like

if i heard his footsteps i was like viscerally like i i know i don't want to kill you i know it is nerve-wracking but i also don't want to leave oh god this keeps getting oh you got your you got your you got your goops um i have this beautiful feature of my apartment that i don't want to want to leave. You know my brick wall. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I, I was a big, uh, telling point for you. I know. I had moved into my apartment specifically because it had this beautiful, like gray exposed brick in the kitchen. And I was like, I will do whatever it takes to get this apartment. And I email the landlord, like, every single day. And I was like, please, I will do anything like anything. You ask. I'll do it. And I got the apartment after I did, you know, nothing. I didn't do anything. But I would

for this brick wall because I care so deeply about the brick wall and then I moved in you're that guy from a what was that festival fire fest I know what what he do he sucked someone's balls and dick for fun or no I can't remember his landlord what was what did he do that about I don't know I wasn't there I wasn't either you know we actually have like a lot of friends that were there what is it The Fire Festival? I don't know what that is. Oh my. So there's a whole documentary on it.

It's some guy, Brian something, and then Joe Rule, which is like an old rapper. Fire Festival. It was a fraudulent luxury music festival founded by Billy McFarland and rapper Jewel. Okay, basically like these guys like set up this whole festival and got like Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid, to do these just like orange posts in Instagram feeds to promote. And so everybody bought all these tickets And it was supposed to be on this island In the Bahamas

It was like a three-day festival They never I don't know if they released the lineup or what But it was all driven by social media And it was in 2017 They have a they have a documentary That's wow And everybody flew out

And they were not set up at all Yeah The wow crazy Yeah So someone sucked someone's dick To get into Fire Fest No to fix the whole thing They lost so much money

This guy Billy McFarland Like went to jail forever major laser, blink 182 disclosure. I mean, it's not even like a good line. Like, I feel like I wouldn't buy ticket. Right. Like, if this was Coachella, I'd be like, okay, I'm not going to go to Coachella. Good music.

I don't even know what that is. Major laser, Blink 182 disclosure. Ray Schremmer, Migos, little yachty. Yeah, that's all I know. It didn't happen? So they got there and like all the artists started to like get a sense that like, oh, wait, this is like not put together and backing out. So like Blink 182, I'm pretty sure backed out.

And then people on the island were already there. and like think about just they went for just average joe taking off work and flying in you had to fly to florida or something and then take a little plane like private plane to this island get out there there there's no shelter there's no food the famous picture of the food and the it was a piece of bread cheese and a piece of bologna it's what i ate when i was in jail wow and i couldn't even eat it when i was in jail and it was so hungry and they were eating this and this is what they paid their whole ticket to and so basically it like fell apart and people were rioting and they're like what do we do we can't even get off this island there's like a bunch of normal people that like are on

instagram cool yeah crazy story that's the food that was being served it was like yeah like a little no no no not the pizza oh wow yeah that is tough anyway i don't want to leave my apartment because of my brick wall and i had like prayed and prayed and prayed for this apartment with this brick wall move in it's it's wallpaper it's wall paper yeah you're not going to see much exposed brick no no it turns out you're not. And you had known it was wallpaper, right? Yeah, I didn't say it. Because you came to see it with me. Well, there's a big break in the wall. Right. I thought that was

the structural foundation of the apartment wall. You don't see too much inside brick that has a, like a clean break with about like a centimeter of plastered drywall behind. You don't see that very often. I know, I know, but I will miss that wall if I move. Yeah, special

wall. Such a special wall to me. I do like my apartment, but But too many things have happened in that apartment. I don't feel safe there anymore. You know, a homeless guy threatened to kill me last week. I had to call the cops. It's like, I don't want to call the cops on you. But like, say you want to kill me once.

I can deal with that. A lot of people said that to me once. Twice, it's like, and then twice with eye contact, I want to kill you. I want to kill you. Right. My hands are died. My hands are died.

I definitely believe you. You got to, unfortunately. Yeah. You got to go. I like that you were taking care of yourself. One time, say you're going to kill me. I want to come in and have a drink and we'll talk about this. Second time, eye contact, I got to put me first.

I hear you. I hear you. I hear you. And I think I would have done the same thing. Oh, we wanted to try something new with your body today. It's like kind of experimenting. Yeah. With your, you know, new things.

Try new things. I'll try anything once. I know you will. But we made it, do you want to talk about the TikTok that we made on your? Yeah. I heard that. this audio and people have been doing this with dogs, we'll play the audio right now and you'll get a gist of what this video is if you're watching or if you're listening.

Okay, he's like a 10, but his eyebrows are just like little dots on his head. So people have been doing this trend with their huskies and stuff, but I was like, oh, me and this husky have the exact same eyebrows. So Brooke and I did that video. And everyone's like, you should draw them on, you should draw them on. And I just want to everybody know just a preface is. some makeup pins and stuff. If you're watching on YouTube, you can see it. But if you're listening, I would suggest probably hopping on so you can see why. It doesn't work for me.

Like I've come to terms with my body. I don't need like, by the way, my thyroid's are fine. Preface me. Thank you. Thank you so much. All pre-med people. I don't have a face for eyebrows. You know, a lot of people have a great face for eyebrows.

I don't have it. I look like an alien. I mean, you rock what you have. because it's not about the motion of the ocean it's about the size of the ship and that being said watch this no it's the other way around

no it's not about the size of the ship it's not about the size of the ship it's about the motion of the ocean yeah but I don't have the like right the right implements today because I don't can you comment on this yeah I mean you've got great motion in the ocean you know that but

I don't fill in my eyebrows because they're pretty bushy but I do have what I can offer you today is this Glossier Boy Brow which is an amazing product I'm a boy I got a brow that needs work And it's more so like

There is a bit of color but it's more so a shaping tool Like it kind of like put them up And this is eyeliner which is not Like you don't use this to fill in your brows But we are gonna do it But I'm gonna kind of go light on that Alright okay I think I should do this first

Can you hold that? Yeah dive right in I'll actually just kind of hold your mic for you Okay Okay. So what I'm doing right now is uncapping the eyeliner and I'm going to go in kind of like an upward like. You know when you turn my hat around or something? Would that make it easier lighting wise?

No, and look at my hair, I couldn't get, couldn't dip my head in the cold shower this morning. So this is what's going to happen here is this is actually blue and I hope you don't mind. It's, why is it blue? I don't know. I didn't make it. But. But why did you pick the blue one? It's killer sapphire.

Wow, they really kind of do stop. They go up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, right up here. And I know a lot of people are like, you got a shitty thyroid. Again, just like. I actually have a pretty healthy thyroid. I probably don't.

I take care of my body, believe it or not. Okay, so those are kind of drawn in. That's what I was doing, drawing them in with the killer sapphire, and now we're going to go in with the boy browbrow. Is it look okay? You're kind of, you're not really giving me. Oh, yeah, you look great. Me or the people very much facial. Oh, you're going to like this.

You're going to like the way you look. You're going to like... It doesn't feel correct. No, this is right. The path that you're taking along my eyebrow feels wrong and going out really far. This is right. It's funny. I've always said this. It's kind of going in an upward motion directing.

You actually, you're going to really like what I've done with the boy brow. I've always said that eyebrow trends follow the same trends as the housing market. And if you are familiar at all, the housing market is about to crash. Okay. Which means that we have this really big market right now. and a lot of people that have these really big boy brows. And what you're going to see is a lot of people are going to start shaving their brows. I think I did a good job.

Yeah? Yeah. I mean, those are eyebrows. Okay. At the end of the day. Can I see what? Yeah. I think the killer sapphire added an element that we weren't expecting.

But other than that, that's what you would look like with eyebrows, genuinely. I look. I don't really, like, hang on, let me get another look at this. you're right it just like doesn't necessarily like you just like aren't a very hairy person no that comes from my father yeah I on the other hand

you shave my like three times a day this looks bad I don't I think it just it looks different because you're not used to it but I do think that that's what you would look like with eyebrows and I shave your eyebrows next week Um

No Is there any reason You just don't want to try any things You could bleach them Okay I'll bleach them on here Yeah you can bleach my eyebrows You can bleach one of my eyebrows So everyone can see

This is what I look like with eyebrows Now we know that we can leave this topic alone Right, I'm good with Right I'm happy with what I have Right I'm not necessarily Like I don't need to be humbled

This is pretty humbling for me What? What? This is like I'm good I feel good Yeah I feel good about This is the one thing on my body that I'm like, I feel fine.

Yeah. You know? Yeah, I kind of, it's growing on me a lot. Like, I like, and I kind of like it a lot. Yeah? Yeah. No. Oh, baby.

Thanks. No, like, you look good. Wow. Anyways, can I, can we take a quick break for me to wash yourself? I actually feel just not myself. And I don't know if I, I don't think I could go. I don't think I could go on. Do you guys care?

I could wipe it off. Can I quickly run to the restroom? I know somehow... The thing I didn't tell you about Killer Sapphire, total control 36-hour waterproof eyeliner. Total Control 36-hour waterproof, right. That is what I failed to mention about Killer Sapphire. But go give it a try.

Okay. I'll be here. I'll be back in a second. Okay. Let me see you. Blue Sapphire was... Killer Sapphire, yeah. Sapphire was no match for Don dish soap.

Don's out here washing everything except dishes. I don't need to see a duck covered in oil. Wash the dish. Bless you. I thought I was going to sneeze, but I didn't. That's what happened there. You ever going to sneeze? Look at the light, totally.

Totally. Really quick, how's your weekend? I like that we always get into the weekend, like halfway through. My weekend, you know, really took it easy this weekend. I'm rebranding fully. by the way. That's good. In the sense that I'm changing my entire personality.

I'm going to be very reserved, very, I'm going to be a very positive person. I'm not going to say anything negative about anyone ever again. That being said. No, no. I really am not. I did try. Like, there are some weekends I try and I'm like, I'm not going to say anything negative all day. I end up just completely nonverbal all day.

But I really am just like never saying a negative word about anyone again. Because. I ran into someone this weekend who I had previously spoken really negatively about on this podcast. And it was in response to, you know, there was some Kim Kardashian drama and this person. I'm not even going to say your name because I would never speak negatively about anyone. I spoke like, I was just like, oh, I spoke really negatively about her. And then I walked into a small little gathering this weekend, first person I see. So that was hard.

And I think I was giving myself too much credit thinking that she had seen the podcast because I don't think she has. Because she's a pretty, you know, she's a pretty big name. But I did take the fedora off of someone's head and put the fedora on my own head and kind of cover as a disguise mechanism for the whole night.

And we had no words. Changed. But it is like a bad feeling. If you talk, like it's just like not working. it to put yourself in a position where you feel uncomfortable around certain people because you've said something. Yeah. So I'm just not going to do that anymore. Um, I have so much dawn dish up in my eye. Oh, shoot. So if it looks like I'm crying. Yeah. Yeah. They can't get it out. Yeah. Girl, winter is so last season. And now Springs got you looking at pictures of tank tops with

hungry eyes. Your algorithm is feeding you cutoffs. You're thirsty for the sun on your shoulders, that perfect hang on the patio sundress, those sandals you can wear all day and all night. And you've had enough of shopping from your couch. Done hoping it looks anything like the picture when you tear up on that envelope. It's time for a little in-person spring treat. It's time for a trip to Ross. Work your magic. So that happened to me this weekend. Another part of my rebrand is I'm going to invent an app. Yeah, because a woman in tech and such. etc. But basically this app,

I also don't drink anymore. It's another part of my rebrand. Just full, stripping myself down of everything starting from the top. Nice. I'll drink wine, you know, but not really.

Wine. A couple glasses and maybe a shelter. No, not going to do any liquor. But what the app will do, and this is binding in the state of California, is the app is going to hook up to your body somehow via technology. Neurolink.

Yeah. And it will register when your body is at a certain blood alcohol level that you could be considered tipsy. And so once that is registered, the app will go into effect and you enter key words that you should not be saying. Like any word that you would not want to say while you're drunk, like any topic you wouldn't want to bring up, whatever. Any word. And your phone will shock you when any of those words come out of your mouth. And the shock level could be you could. edit the intensity of the shock.

So you could even, there's an attachment to the app, in my mind, more of like an ankle monitor that would deliver more of a severe shock, which I would opt for in my app. Or any of those choice words that I've entered into the program come out of my mouth. That's really interesting. Do you like it?

I do like it. Yeah. Would you get it? Would you get it? I would dabble, yeah. Like for example, if I would, once my blood alcohol level is a certain point, I would enter in maybe like Nathan Fielder, Matthew Rie Gubleer. I would put those into the app and I would get shocked severely anytime those came out of my mouth. I'm so unaware of what's going to end up being with me night tonight that I wouldn't even know

what to plug in as my keywords. You could really just, I would probably put in every word in the dictionary at a certain that would go into effect at a certain blood alcohol level, any word. And then it would be shocking you and you would just be dancing. Yeah. Which would be kind of a cool feature too. Dancing in my ankle monitor. At first what you were describing was just a breathalizer.

No, oh, it's not. But like instead of shocking you, you could just go home when you get to that level. I want to have fun with my friends. I just should not be able to open my mouth. Yeah. And the shock will help me. Yeah. Maybe you should get your vocal cords removed.

Maybe there's a feature. Hey, that's a good idea. A feature of the app that sends a signal to your vocal cords and burns them. They should make it to where it switches your voice or your language. which to like something else that like like Portuguese so you could be like something something like Nathan Fielder and everyone's like okay totally yeah just so you can talk and talk freely just people wouldn't understand and you would just be like an enthusiastic foreigner yeah that'd be cool whoa this is why we've worked so well together there's something there's something here

you know on the on the other side of things I said this weekend to somebody I was like because I went to Lake Tahoe after the podcast and Speaking of foreigners, we have such a huge international base now, so I'll kind of give some context. Lake Tahoe is like a body of water that's smaller than, I guess you guys have lakes probably. Globally, there's lakes. So I don't really have to explain what lake is. So it's just a lake. We went out there.

But I was out there and we were taking it so easy. I was just, we were just swimming. And listening to music and like everyone, we were all still kind of like online, you know, like we were. Like everyone was working still until Friday afternoon. So kind of like ass in the water, toes in the sand. We're in the world. We're still on slack, not even really drinking. But it was a blast.

And we surfed a little bit and we hiked a lot. But I said one time, I said, this is really nice. Like I want to go somewhere where, like this, where I actually have no access to alcohol. And it's just about, like, reconnected with my body and getting my head right. And my friend goes, that's rehab. I think we've had this exact conversation before where I said I wanted to go to a camp, then they'll take my phone. That's going to go ahead and be, yeah, that's either a Christian camp.

Yeah. A cult. Yeah. Or rehab. Yeah. And like I think that those three are kind of have a lot of overlap. Yeah. If you were looking at a Venn diagram.

Yeah. I want to do something like that. Or I want to go to a Dodgers game. Just like something like wholesome. You know, I actually, I told, I mean, I told this story before, but I, when I went to that John Mullaney show. Oh, yeah. When you chewed your way through that back. With Caucasian James, they give you that magnetic case that is, that is actually, it's neoprene.

It's, it's Navy Seal level protection for your phone so that you don't film. I chewed with my sharp tooth. The one that I can open a beer can with anything. Chewed my way through this Navy Seal Neoprene bag to get my phone out to check to see what my friends are. doing sick in the head. Sick in the head. Sick in the head. But there's a lot to be said about that.

Well, that sounds really fun. It was fun. It was fun. And I got back, I got back on Sunday night and Monday. I had to come back Sunday because I got like a random email on Saturday evening. I'm so glad I checked my phone because I usually don't on like Saturday night. Oh, yeah. Wait, I want to rewind a Saturday night. So we took it really easy. And then Saturday we had like a big blow because it was one of our friends.

birthdays and uh Tahoe the way it works is half of it's on the California side half of it's on Nevada side but the law the gambling laws are different on the Nevada side so where we stay is like on the Nevada side and you go down 10 minutes way and there's casinos and stuff and it is it feels like little tiny

Vegas and it's really fun a lot of people flying for it and we went and we had like a big blowout and our friend Hunter was there you know Hunter of course and we went to dueling pianos on Saturday night and they play all the hits they're playing Billy Joel They're playing Abba. They're playing.

It was so much fun. We actually met a lot of BNC people at this little dueling pianist bar. It was such a blast. I was laughing so hard. There's no rules here. We're all on stage. We're jumping off or dancing, whatever. Hunter Bell.

Our friend is like six foot four. Really? Yeah. He's that tall. Yeah, he's like this big football guy. And the whole weekend, he's been doing this like dirty dancing. Someone runs and holds them up. And our friend Isaac.

I'd love to do that with him one day. I don't know if you're listening. Yeah, they're playing one of those songs. I can't remember the song, but our friend Isaac runs up and does it. And at this bar, and he's in front by the dueling can, jumps, he has him up in the air, but then overshot it and dropped him this way. Broke his collarbone. Oh my God, that's so bad.

Broke his collarbone. That really hurts. Yeah, and I was like, do you want to drink? And he's like, stringed and sweat. Like, I can't, I can't, I can't. Actually, okay, I will. And I was like, oh, dude, you just go to the ER. Like, go get a checked out because I was like, yeah, she's in pain, whatever. Broken collarbone. That's so scary. At the party I was at with the, um, girl that I had spoken really badly about, someone fell off the roof. And broke how many ribs? Ten. And I didn't know you even had that many ribs. I thought you had two ribs. No, there's two sides of the rib page. I know. I thought they were all one rib. One, two. No, because think about when you order ribs and you eat.

Yeah, yeah, you're right. You get, I had, I was, I just imagine my surprise when they said he broke 10 ribs. 24 ribs. Isn't that insane? Huh. You learn something new every day, but I saw him fall off the roof. We don't have any good barbecue in L.A. Sorry, 24 ribs.

He fell off the roof. Yeah, he fell off the roof. I feel he's, I feel horrible for him. But I think he's, they're easy to break. Yeah, totally. They're easy to heal. Totally. And they're easy to heal.

Yeah. That's great. I came back Monday. Sunday night because I had, I interviewed Young Gravy. If anyone's familiar with Young Gravy, you are because he's not only great musician, but he is like Doja Cat, Jack Harlow level, like internet. I think he'd think that song that I love. Which one?

It's hard for me to say right now. Yeah. What's his big song? He samples a lot of old music. So he has like, right now it's this. It's this one that's Betty, but it's the most famous. Welcome to Chili's. Oh, yeah.

I love that song. Betty's really big right now because it just came out and they're like, it's blowing up on TikTok. Oh, I've got to listen. And it's like, ooh, gravy, you're so vicious. You're so delicious. And everyone's using that part. Oh, okay. Anyways, he was so cool.

I bet. He's six foot eight. That's tall. To me, anyone above like five seven is the same height. He's six foot eight. And he looks like if you stacked, if I was trying to get into a movie theater with like one of my other buddies that's my height

like it's just so embarrassing. I was like, I really got to get back to back with you. You don't mind. And this is an interview about his music. I botched the shit out of it. No, you didn't. Middle of the, yeah, guess what? No, you said you felt good about it.

But I didn't realize I was supposed to be asking about his music. Obviously I'm on series XM slash Pandora. I should be asking for this music. I was like, can I stop you right there? We'll get back to your new house. album. Do you know the calm app? Because you have a good voice. You can probably do it. And then we did like a 30 second meditation. Well, I'm sure that's what people want to hear. I don't know. He does have a very soothing, soothing voice. I wish we could be, I wish we could play it on here. But it's good.

But anyways, that's, that'll go live next week. I think it'll be fun. Okay. Yeah. Please do. I'm really excited. Stop showing my upper thighs. Good. Hopefully the viewing. Hopefully the viewings. By the way, oh my God, wait, I'm so sorry. It's okay. The Large Pneas Support Group has found the podcast, by the way. Hell yes. What are they saying? They've got screenshots.

Screenshots of you. Of me. Oh, could we pull it up or no? No, please. Could I privately pull it up? Yeah. Do I just Google Large P penis support group, Connor Woodb? LPSG.

Someone sent it to me this weekend. Okay. They've found that, and this is for all of our team here as well. the angle at which we're filming the podcast is very not conducive for me not wearing underwear so that is why today is brought to you by bombus I'll be wearing underwear

that doesn't feel like underwear to move forward I'm only seeing it's not something I need to be seeing right now but it's not you Connor would be it's like very it's new it was like 24 hours ago and it's like screenshots

from this podcast damn I'm just seeing your old stuff you gotta go to page two okay going to page two oh that's good that's crazy that's that day i mean it's up to you if you want to start wearing underwear or not i guess i could make a change i guess i could make a change wow you were really tan last summer

this is a good one which one is it we can't we can't be talking about large penis support group on this one oh the yeah that was the butterfinger ad you did that was that did so well i was a different yeah you were wearing tiny little shorts that's a different man back then. Um, um, well, anyways, speaking of, speaking of large penis support group, speaking of large penis support group, I don't, I don't remember how we got there, but, um, I think it was about, um, engagement and views. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess we're getting quite a few engagement and views to whoever, uh, is watching that is buddies with Dumois. Thanks for, thanks for, thanks for setting us up with

Dumois. Um, we are back on Dumois, back to back week. This is my first time on Dumois. Oh, okay. Well, I mean, that was, I mean, that was, I was, Yeah, I mean, we're first-name basis on Dumois now. Yeah. Anyways, Dumois, if you're not familiar, it's like a gossip support. We, not support. We talked about it when the Amy Poller thing happened with me in New York. Right.

They do, like, gossip and celebrity. Modern-day gossip girl, basically. Yeah, gossip news, whatever. Someone submitted the Delaney story with... Basically, last week we had Delaney Row on, and she was telling the story about how she was in a car with an unnamed A-lister. We have exclusive. We know the name, but you guys don't.

And she, this A-Lister is in musical movies. And she played one of their songs. And he did not react to it well. And she was mortified. So someone submitted that story to Dumois and was basically like, who is this person that Delaney and Brooke and Connor were in a car with? And then Dumas said, and they had suggested that it was maybe Hugh Jackman. Or Adam Devine or Bradley Cooper.

or Bradley Cooper, et cetera. And Dumois said, do you think they would be in a car with Hugh Jackman or Bradley Cooper? No offense to them. First of all, no offense taken at all. No, we would. Happy to be featured on your site.

Secondly, I think you've misunderstood the story, Dumas, because no one said me and Connor were in the car. By the way, there was an update to this one. There's been three follow-ups. I just got, while you were in the bathroom, I saw there was another one. Can I see the updates?

Yeah, let me see. I mean, I'm not offended by this. at all. I also posted on my story yesterday. Any A-listers want to go ride with me somewhere so we could just like put an end to this story. No, they don't. So. Yeah, it's just people speculating on Dumas who it was and they haven't gotten it right by the way. And that's all I can say. Oh, okay. Well, I don't know. Should I say, can I say who it's not? Don't even say it were. Okay. Let's like let this die. Okay. But anyways, yeah, that's pretty cool. Beyond Dumas. Yeah. Yeah. It just like, no offense to you. Yeah, we saw that. You got the,

the story kind of wrong. No offense. Yeah, I think we just let this one go because I don't want to get Delaney in any trouble. But, yeah, that's it. And then you wanted... You're not going to get in trouble. She didn't do anything wrong.

She didn't do anything wrong. I don't. I stand by that. Sorry, I'm chewing, so I'm... That was really cool of you. Out of respect for you, taking the mic away from my... That was really cool, thank you. Delaney did nothing wrong.

Well, this next story is yours to run with because I... It's been out of your... happening for two years. I haven't cared at all. So I think you're mostly talking, you're telling me about it. This is about Funny Girl, by the way. Funny Girl, and I'll give you all I know, and I don't know that much, but Funny Girl was Beanie Feldstein, and then apparently there was a big upset because it was supposed to be Lee Michelle, because she's a better fit, and then there's a, I don't know, that's all I know. So I honestly don't know much either. No one really knows a lot. Everything

that's assumed about the situation is mostly just kind of conjecture. Excuse me But basically The Funny Girl Revival was a big deal Because no one has revived Funny Girl since it was You know Barbara Streisand

Do you know who Barbara Streisand is? Yeah Barberstrizzan Just like the biggest powerhouse In the, no no Yeah Okay That's tough to hear

Yeah But she's just like Have you heard that time? Yeah yeah By duck sauce They'd cover that in glee Mm-hmm But Barbara Shrizzan

Is just like the best That you could possibly get and Leah Michelle basically spent six years on Glee cosplaying as Barbara Streisand in Funny Girl. That was basically like her five year long audition. So when it came out that they were reviving Funny Girl, it was like, oh, okay, can't like to see Liam Michelle in it. Like, that's kind of a given. So everyone was kind of shocked when it was Beanie because she doesn't,

she's not known for having a big, like, powerhouse kind of range, you know. Who's Beanie Feltsine is Jonah Hill's younger sister. What have we got going on on this screen? Sorry. Just Beanie felt scene post like a goodbye. Oh, okay. So then it wasn't Liam Michelle because this was also, I think the casting was going on while she was canceled for just like being impossible to work with, apparently.

And just like people were like she's just like a horrible person. So then she kind of went radio silent for a bit, turned off all Instagram captions, captions, or comments, whatever. Beanie was cast and just the reviews were just not kind to her at all for Beanie. they were just like she like should not be in this role. She doesn't have the voice. Whatever. And she also has been like calling out a lot just like due to various illnesses and things,

etc. Which I feel so bad for her because I'm sure she's under so much stress just with all the reviews and just everything happening that like her body's probably like fully shutting down. But then it. So how to get to Lee Michelle. Yeah. I'm well getting there. It was announced that.

Beanie would be leaving early, which is rare. And then she announced she was supposed to leave like a few months early. And then it was announced that she was leaving even earlier, which is crazy. And then Liam Michelle was recast. Nice. So. And the- All as well?

No, I think the feelings are mixed because it's like all like people bullied Beanie out of the role. And also like, why are we giving Liam Michelle? Well, if you're not a good fit, you're not a good fit. don't get your feelings hurt. You're so, it's not like, not everything is that black and white. Why? People can get their feelings hurt. Okay, well, and that's just, you know, like, she was basically bullied out of the role, like, it sucks.

But, yeah, I feel bad for Beanie. And then, but, like, at the end of the day, like, I'm separating the art from the artist in terms of Lea Michelle. Because, like, her voice, you can't really beat. And so I will probably go, I will be singing funny girls. with Liam Michelle, probably. But that's that. I feel like a lot of people also just like don't know and are just like kind of guessing what happened

behind the scenes with Beanie and stuff. Yeah. They don't know if she was like specifically fired or if she stepped away or... She probably got butt hurt and she was like, I can do better stuff than this. Good for her. Right. That's good. Yeah. But I think Addison Ray should be the next funny girl. Totally.

Yeah. Yeah. Trisha Padas is also in the running. Good. Mm-hmm. Let's blow this bitch out of the water. Mm-hmm. Do you want to go see Funny Girl with me? No, it doesn't seem like something I would like. No, it doesn't, does it?

No. But. Unless they did it. Anyway, Broadway.com, if you're seeing this, I would love to go. You have a good voice. You could do it. Sit front row. Do you know any of the songs from Funny Girl?

Yeah, don't rain on my parade. You probably even know that one. Don't rain on my parade. Yes. Hey, hey, hey. It's my parade. It's crazy. You haven't even seen an episode of Glee, have you?

Wild. What were you doing in high school? In high school, drugs. No, I'm just kidding. I don't really know what I was doing. I think I was probably just swimming. Really? In Texas?

Playing soccer, climbing. Wow. Actually, no high school. I don't know. I worked on a ranch for a little bit. Really? Yeah. Wow.

How do we get here, me and you? Good question. You know, on the ranch, I was training. What is it called? I've never been to a ramp. I'm so different now. It's so hard to keep up with all these lives. I was breaking horses, which means, like, they're not ready to be ridden.

And then you basically get them ready. No, you're like, it was weird. I don't know. Hit them? No, I'm just kidding. No, you, like, train them, like, get them comfortable. You were training horses in high school? Yeah.

For, like, in between freshman and sophomore year. Really? Did I ever tell you about a pig? No. Yeah, on that... Texas is crazy. On that summer I've never been.

That summer that I was like trying to be ranch boy, I bought a pig because this guy next door at the ranch next door was like, I just had this litter of micro pigs. I was like, I'll take a micro pig.

Totally. And I spent like the money I had made at the ranch so far I bought this micro pig and brought it to my house and kept it. Did your parents let you have the micro pig? No, no, no, no, no.

Remember, because I told you, did I ever tell you I had to write essays for all the animals that I got? Did I talk about that on here? I think you did. And I think that's really. really a good idea on your parents end.

I'd write all these essays for these, no, I think I talked about it. Maybe when Matt was here, I don't know. Yeah, you definitely talked about it. Maybe on theirs, though. I don't know. Anyways, I got this pig and I didn't write the essay, so I just had this pig. And it's the smartest animal ever.

It was so smart than my dog. And then, uh, I forgot to watch the rehearsal, by the way. I'm sorry. I just watched it. I just saw that. Um, anyway, I had this pig. And then I had a falling out with the ranch. I worked on and they were like We want the pig

Back I didn't do anything My mom did something What you do? I can't say on camera It was nasty not Not on her part it was just like a nasty falling out between Myself and the ranch and basically They were like we want the pig Because my mom found out about it was like we can't

You can have the pig Your mom was upset about it and then naturally both my parents were like We kind of love this piggy Iggy the Piggy And we had this pig and it got potty trained so fast So smart got along with the dog really well. It was just roaming around your house? Yeah, and it was cute.

It was on little hooves. And then one of our neighbors, because we lived in like a golf course neighborhood, was like, that's livestock, and that's illegal to have in the neighborhood. So my parents were like, we got to get rid of it. And then when the ranch found out, we had it, we're getting rid of it. They're like, we want it. And then my mom got into it and got into it with him. And she was like, no, we want it now.

Like a baby with a toy. That neighbor is really. Really screwed us over. So I have this other friend with the ranch down the road, and they're like, we can take it. And we'll just like have it be here. And I went and visited it six months later, my micro pig, which is not supposed to get more than 10 pounds. It was the size of Volkswagen Jetta, and I'm not exaggerating at all. It had about 80,000 nipples.

And it was the biggest. I was like, is that even a real? It looked like one of those, I don't even know how to describe it. It was a big hairy beast. That is cracking me. I'm thinking about you keeping that and not just sleeping in your bed with you. I was like, I can't wait to see my little. A little micro pig.

My little Iggy And I was like, ew, what the fuck is that? Is that even an animal? It just looked like a big hairy act? Oh, wait. That reminds me. I want to show you something on my phone. Oh, and Iggy ended up being a girl, you know, because of the 80,000 nipples.

Oh, I assumed Iggy was a girl. Oh, no. But I'll send this to everyone so that we can put it on the screen. But I sent you this earlier. I don't think you saw it. What do you think about this kind of creature? Because earlier you had said a few episodes ago, you want like a new kind of animal

and more animals that are just chill like big kind of like Pokemon's roaming around so I wanted to run this by you what do you think about this thing well okay so what we're looking at right now that is a Komodo dragon it's in Bangkok yeah we're looking at we're looking at a Komodo dragon here

really I've never seen anything like that I'm not seeing I looked in the comments no one is giving me any details on what kind of creature it is you know what's funny is that like areas like this with lizards, like Florida. I'm sure someone... That's the size of me, by the way, this lizard.

I'm more into, like, hairy animals, but I have had... Excuse me, I have had snakes. I've had lizards. I've had frogs. I had frogs for eight years. This is a dinosaur, as far as I'm concerned. That's a Komodo dragon.

But people from Florida will attest, like, Gernlins. What is it called? Gremlins? Oh, not that. Salam. Salmador. Salvador.

What's the lizard called? Salamans. No, it's like a gecko. Gecko. Iguana. There you go. Whoa, Salvador. Why did I say Salvador?

El Salvador, iguana. I was close. I was close. Iguanas will go everywhere, and they're like rats. They have like... But they're smaller. This thing is the size of me. Oh, yeah.

Guanas can get pretty... I'm still trying to figure out what this is. Pretty big, actually, and they swim like... People are saying it's a dinosaur. They swim like Michael Phelps in Florida. No, that's a Komoto Dragon Brook. telling you, look up Comodo Dragon on your phone. You're looking at all those comments and they're all in...

Monitor lizard. It's a monitor lizard. Yeah, but a monitor lizard. Comodo Dragon, it's that. That is... Have you never seen a Comodo Dragon? Never in my life. Whoa. I thought they were a myth. Nah. These things eat like giant pieces of actual meat.

Do they eat people? Because that was just roaming around in the street. Oh, yeah. This is from Hey, Jesse. Mrs. Kipling. Who's that? Hey, Jesse. Hey, Jesse. It's this. Mr. Kippling. I feel like that was past my time.

If I know about it, it's Debbie Ryan. Yeah, I never watched that. I feel like I was a little old. Huh. They lay eggs. That's wild. Being of laying eggs, you think you have a tumor? Is that true?

Oh yeah, I went to urgent care yesterday or Monday. Because I was like, I have this headache. I never really have anything wrong enough with me unless I'm hung over that I'm like, need to be in the hospital. I get really worried about you when you say something's wrong because you don't like say that a lot. I know.

Remember that one time? Oh my God. One time Connor had a stomach ache and like he's never, he never complained about his stomach. And we were at the Grove was just like an outdoor like shopping area and was laying down on the ground and it was so scary. I said Brooke. I said, Brooke, take him to the hospital.

I have to stop and lay down right here. Like I actually can't stand up. That was so scary. And there was people walking by. He had just eaten too many carrots. to carrots thing. It's happened twice. Yeah, that was really scary. I was like, Brooke, I ate too many carrots. Because with carrots and like a bag of spinach, I will sit there and eat. Right. Because I'm like, it's not chips. I can just eat as much of this as I want. Right.

You can't as it turns out. Guys, just like be warned. It's not even like a shit your pants thing. It's like my body's. Appendicitis. My body's turning inside out. Yeah. I thought it was appendicit. Yeah, I thought it was going to something bad. That was the closest I've ever been to to take someone at the hospital. That was, I was drenched in sweat, like, shaking. Like, like, I couldn't keep my eyes open. Anyways, then I just got better. Yeah. And then I did shit my pants.

Yeah. So, yesterday or Monday I went to urgent care because I was like, I have a tumor for a fact because I had a headache. I could feel my pulse in like my temples and behind my eyes and in my, where my neck meets the back of my head. Yeah. And I go into urgent care and I'm like, you guys, I have to skip the line because I'm a

creator. Uh-huh. The creator, send me here directly. TikTok sent me here. I'm going to do a partnership with you checking out my head. and hashtag UC partnership hashtag urgent care partner I should take my blood

I was like you got to run tests I need to get a scan I need a cat scan I need a pet scan I need a dog scan I need a Komodo dragon I need it all the scans and they were like no actually you have a tension headache How would they know that though

Because I described it exactly And they were like that we get people like you in here all the time time, especially probably because it's LA. And it was, it's like, if it's behind your eyes and on your neck, think about what you're doing. Your phone is right here and you're looking at it. It actually hurts my head right now looking at my hand.

And it's because I downloaded Candy Crush last week. Oh, that'll do it. Candy Crush relapses are really tough. I had to delete it from my phone. I'm still relapsing. How freaking disgusting is that? Like, it downloaded a game and then had to go to the hospital. It's a, it's a game about it.

about candy. You know what? I shouldn't trivialize it because there's a lot of... No. It's a lifestyle. My hand is like this thing about getting on there and really... It's crack. Oh my God.

And once you really get into it, it's better than Sudoku. I close my eyes and I see those candies bursting when I go to sleep at night. You know what? Candies, I cannot stay in the bombs. Oh, when they... Five, six, five, four, three. Bomb went off. It's like, okay.

Yeah. I mean, nothing in the world beats crossing one of those. gobsoppers with another gobstopper. Yes. Super petty crush. Like, it's euphoric. Oh, I'm sweating, just talking about it. I know.

We can. Anyways, yeah, they sent me home, and they tried to give me a prescription for Tylenol. I was like, no, I can go to CVS. Thank you so much. And then you just spent the rest of the day on your phone. Yeah. Well, I posted six times. So I went to urgent care today.

Yeah, I have a disease. And when I was, you know, so I told you I don't have cold water at my apartment. I was like kind of justifying. I've been justifying. Hot water. I'm so sorry. I don't have hot water. And I think what saved me from finding out where my landlord lived and killing him and his family in cold blood was seeing these Drew Barrymore videos.

Oh, those are really funny. And Drew Barrymore is just like. I love that woman. Speaking of rebranding and only being positive, I, look at her in the rain. Look at her in the rain. First of all, I don't even recognize her. I know. Okay, so.

I love her. It's awesome. It is euphoric. Like, that's awesome. But I want to really talk about, break this down. Does she live in a castle? Probably. Like, it looks like she's in a castle in Scotland,

which I would also be kind of screaming and standing in my garden next to my archway doors. It's crazy that you can be an E. Where does she live? Because that looks like East Coasty. Yeah. looks like Rhode Island or something. Yeah. That looks like a Harvard dorm.

Yeah. Crazy. Probably where she is. Yeah. You could be in E.T. You could be in Charlie's Angels and then you can be in 50 first dates and then all a sudden you have a castle. Yeah.

Anything else I missed? No, I think that was pretty much the trajectory that she's on. And of course, her, the Drew Barrymore show. That seems like such an insane reality. I've never seen a clip. The Kelly Clarkson show and the Drew Barrymore show are so random to me. Well, so is this. Brunner make a podcast.

The same vibe. Yeah. We are another font of the Drew Barrymore show. Yeah. Do you think you could beat Drew Barrymore in a fight? I'm nonviolent. No, but, okay. Well, maybe like a staring contest.

Could I beat her in a staring contest? I don't think you can. She doesn't seem like she's. I'm actually very good at not blinking and holding my breath. which we know. I think that maybe she's on shrooms in all her videos. I think she's just, again, I can speak from personal experience of rebranding to positivity.

She's just channeling that positivity. She's always been like that. No, she had a full rebrand. I mean, she had the most insane childhood of drugs and rehab and wild. Shrooms are natural. No, she was on a lot more than shrooms. She went to rehab at 12. She started drinking at 7 or something like that.

Bad hats. heavily and then just like had a rough go at it. Speaking of seven years old, I wanted to do this quick thing really quick. Oh yeah, you have wanted to do that. I have wanted to do this for a couple episodes because I always think this is where my brain is at basically all times. Baby names that are just like objects.

Like if you take a word and then dissociate it with what it means and then put it on a baby, like a picture of baby, it's a good baby name. Right. I think whatever you just did to your hair kind of made you look electrocuted a little bit. No offense. Is it better? It's kind of a cool look.

Well, I just showered. I've been doing this thing where I shower to try to wake myself up before the podcast. You should come over to my cold shower. I have really bad, like, naturally air-dried hair. So I feel, because it's, like, so flat. So I always feel like doing this will make it better, but it always makes it a lot worse.

Well, I think after showering your hair, my hair, too, it just gets, like, feathery. Yeah, it's just, like, flat and bad. I wish I'd have feathers. instead of her. Okay, so baby name. So I wrote some down that I think are, so sorry.

No worries. I wrote some down at your suggestion as well. I have some here. Do you want me to start? Yeah, go ahead. I can't believe my last thing in my notes is I want to hit my landlord with an axe. I'm really nervous.

You're going to get a restraining order, by the way. I hope so. I move out next month. I want to see if he's going to, if he's going to text me, be like, hey, are you interested in renewing? So I can be like, well, I'm really tempted based on the four and a half months of construction

and over one month of cold water showers. Totally. Okay, so my first one is sashimi. I think sashimi is a cute name for a little girl. And that's where I want to start. I think Negeri would be cute as well. Nogiri is cool, Sishimi and Nogiri. Nogiri is actually the name of Voldemort's snake.

You're right. No, that can be right. No, that's not right. I was going to just say. Nogini. Nagini. Okay. I like that.

I prefer Nogiri. I do too. I think Nagiri and Sashimi Like going out on the town together Like that would be like one of Yeah Like twins Do you know Scout and Violet?

Yeah Violet and Scout Scout Scotch and Vaca Similar I want to I'm gonna name my twins Something with an S and an N So I can call them Sashimi and Nagiri Cute

Cute Okay you're up Sardine Vergirls Yeah Yeah I really like that I think it's cute That's really cute

Thank you Smelly But cute But cute one is be real but pronounced quickly but real well i actually that's in my list of baby my actual baby names is b for a girl oh that's cute yeah so that's perfect yeah i think that that's kind of cute um for a boy yeah jamison whiskey cool yeah j dub yeah very cute j w w w wg um um unisex duv duvet

love the unisex specification yeah I mean I think that's wonderful yeah yeah kind of like stubborn

but soft yeah I don't have any more but I am looking at my Cliff Bar thinking Cliff Cliff Bar

can't hurt Cliff for a guy yeah Cliff Bar um full circle credenza

for a girl oh that's really sweet yeah um this one Samuel L Jackson for a girl.

For a girl. Well, I love traditional boys' names for girls. So Sam, Drew. That's something like that. All one word, though. Samuel L. Jackson, you say his first name. Yeah. Okay.

And then Kyrig. I don't like that one. Kierig? I don't like that one. Because I can't, I really don't know how to say that word. Kierig. That's just one of those words. Okay, well, that's as far as I got.

I think those are great. I think a bear is a cute little boy. I love that show too, by the way. What? Oh, the bear. I know. We talked about that last week. I know.

It is really good, but I agree. I spent all my time on my phone. You know what I was, I was kind of thinking about it. I was kind of thinking about. I started over watching it. I was still on my phone the whole time. Imagine.

I think it about that show. Walking to that restaurant. I want to start calling you chef by the way. And going to order. It'd be like being in a waffle house. Get the fuck. Fuck you, chef. No, fuck you.

You'd be like, uh, I will just take whatever do you have. That's a good. I'd be so scared to order. That's a really good niche POV to make on TikTok, like ordering at that restaurant. And you're just like, I'll have any in the back. You just hear like, fuck you, chef. Just like over and over and over again.

It would literally just be like, I could just go to a Waffle House right now and film there. Yeah. Like, I'm at, I'm at the bear. You ever been to Waffle House? No. We should go. We should go. Nope. It's everywhere.

I've been to I hop. It's, uh, it's known for just chaos. Waffles and chaos. Yeah, maybe they have waffles. Um. Hey, how are you doing? Well, that's Waffle House. It's like a diner.

Oh, I love Thomas. Oh, wait. Wait, can you play this vine? Have you not seen this? Uh-uh. It's unavailable. It's inappropriate. Oh my gosh, my nipples out.

Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle? It's like insane. That is very much of the bear. So my nipples was just out. Oh, that's fine. And it reminds me of that one time when I was wearing those button-up flies.

Which, like, the guy that, that invented or person that invented the button up zipper. Jail? Needs to go to deep, deep jail. Totally. So I was at church one time in high school. Oh yeah, you've not wearing underwear. Felt a breeze.

Felt a breeze. Can't go 50 feet within a, near a school. My dick was out in church in the place of God. It's just like either you have two choices. Wear underwear or. Dick out in church. And you have to accept. dig out in church

if you're not going to wear underwear It's just a damn shame that that's the Speaking of TV shows I'm mad at you for not watching the rehearsal Well we can't I don't want to talk about it Because I want to actually watch a little bit Do you know what it's about though? No

Can I just tell you what it's about? Yeah yeah And just in a plea that everybody else will go watch The rehearsal's Nathan Veilter's new show Who I like So scary how brilliant he is When you really think about it But I think him and Beaubernaum are too

Like the smartest people Yeah I mean I'm not a huge Boeburnham fan I'm not either But he's smart. I'm sure he's... You can't deny he's smart. No, I'm not. It's not that I'm not a fan.

It's just like something about... I love musicals and I love comedy, but the two of them together, just like don't sit right. For shame. Yeah. Really? Yeah.

But you don't love musical. Oh my God. Bullet through my head. That was really horrible. Me and Connor went to the comedy store ones and we accidentally went on comedy jam night. And they all had to sing all of their whole set. But the rehearsal, basically people,

he finds these people, I would assume on Craig's list again, like Nathan for you, who have something that they're avoiding and then he provides them with a space to rehearse in the exact circumstances that the actual event would happen. They rehearse over and over and over again

what they're avoiding until they're finally ready to do it for real. He's so good at concepts. It's on. Is this a show or is this a show? It's Nathan for you vibes. I keep seeing this picture of him with his laptop trapped to his chest

like a baby Bjorn. Yeah. And it's like so erotic. that image. I don't have that so much. Oh, I do. I've always not like, I really do like, I do like him. I think he's really smart, but I would never want to be one on one in a room with.

I have to. Or I'll die. I really feel that way. I would be so. I think he's going to see my sweater. Yeah, it's going pretty viral on Twitter. I know. I think this is my sweater, by the way.

It says Nathan for me, which is a plan, you know, Nathan for you. Not an original phrase, but I think it's original to make it a sweater. but I don't want him to see it because I was saying earlier I don't know if it was filming while you were in the bathroom but I think the first time I want him to see me

is not with posing with my cardboard cut out of Nathan that yeah I don't want him to see me 18,000 likes well this is what I was saying it has a lot of likes because this Nathan fan account

retweeted it and I have a lot of followers and Nathan follows it so there's a pretty serious chance he seems like he gets on Twitter no I don't think he spends a lot of time on social media. I love him so much. That's pretty awesome bro. Congrats. Thanks. Can we do an email? Yeah. Didn't you say you put an email in there? Yeah, I did put an email in there

because I got, I realized I have access on my computer, just not my phone. This was really funny. I would ask one more time, just a quick flag. Some of the emails are super long and they're really funny, but like we can't do them on the show because they're too long. And just like from an attention span point. I only get halfway here and I'm like, this seems really good. But if we could just like short and sweet. Yeah, shorten them up. Even sometimes when Brooks talking, I'm like, okay, what about funny girl? What happened?

Just tell me the, you know what I mean? That's really nice today. You should do that to me sometimes because I talk and talk talk. You think I don't know that? That's why I need my knitting here. That's why I need a stand so I can knit while you talk. Then your brain's on your knitting and then it's... No, it's not.

I'm an incredible multitasker. I'm not. No, I'm not either. If I'm texting, I have to stop walking. I know. And I can't hear anyone when I'm texting. I know it is. frustrating because I talk to you while you're texting and it's like dead to the world.

I'm talking and then yeah I mean same with reading. I read a book and I have to reread the same page. That's fair. That's more fair. But we got this email that was really, really funny and we can pull it up and it was a PowerPoint presentation that someone had made. Oh, whoa. Yeah, they made this PowerPoint presentation because they Googled our net worths and here are the

findings. Whoa, they made a PowerPoint. Yeah, yeah. Guys, this is going to be a very visual episode. I encourage you if you're listening on audio to go. If you're working from home, pop it on the TV. And now we're at the end of the episode. So never mind.

Well, I googled Brook and Conner's net worth. And all I got was lousy info. That's the opening slide. Great opening slide. Love the colors. What is that picture of me? By the way, that's fine. Okay, Lady Ephron net worth.

Lady Ephron's estimated net worth salary income, cars, lifestyles, and much more details has been updated below. Let's check how rich Lady Ephron is in 2021. Estimated net worth in 2021 is going to be about $1 million to $5 million approximately. Um, previous year's net worth, uh, 100,000 to one million. And I do. I will just let you know, I made $20,000 that year. Um, and thought I was pre taxed roll pre tax.

That's how much I made as a teacher by the way. You made 22, sorry, 22,000. So you paid for rent and that's, that's, yeah, that's how I was. Um, which like, so that's not right. Neither is the first one by the way. Um, and annual salary is under review at this time. My primary income source is TikTok star. Yeah.

Yeah, profession. Great. Physical appearance. They did a slide on physical appearance. I can read that to you. Yeah. She is young, excellent, and hot. Good.

Good. Yeah. Nothing is. No, I just like the adjective. Why are you laughing? She's excellent. Young is capitalized. And hot.

Well, and hot. Yeah. That's why I didn't even talking about that one. She's a slim figure. She's immensely well known among you. youth. She resembles a doll. She's... Why is that funny?

Why is that funny? She's roughly five foot inches, five foot zero inches, tall and weighs around 50 kilograms. How much is 50 kilograms, by the way, in pounds? Okay, I'll Google it. Excuse me. It's roughly 110. Roughly 110. Yes.

I am 50 kilograms, by the way. That's going to be my Instagram bio. She is a slim build. She has earthly colored eyes and earthly colored hair. That's true. She's excellent big eyes, which look exceptionally engaging and long satin-y hair. She has an exceptionally alluring character. What would you say about that?

Why are you laughing? She resembles a doll. Why is that funny? She has excellent big eyes, which are exceptionally engaging with her long. This is not raising any flags for me. me trying to get my word count in on an essay in school. Just exceptionally alluring. I appreciate

I appreciate it. Really big on word of the day here. Well that's really cool. This all feels right. Yeah. To me, especially the 50 kilogram part. So, footnotes. Do you mind if I go into the footnote? No, please. Dig into the footnotes. She's very famous for her displaying recordings and photographs

on Instagram. She loves to make TikTok's recordings. Look at her presentation. She loves to make IGTV recordings. Look at her exhibition. She loves to make real recordings. And again, look at her exhibition. She's a fitness and fashion enthusiast. Her Instagram is brimming with selfies.

To the brim. What the fuck? Okay. Are you ready for you? I'm glad they put, I'm glad they added in the footnotes. The photos are beyond. So my,

uh, font is in comic's hands with one graphic of a lightning bolt. and quick facts about Connor Wood net worth $50,000 to $100,000. I wonder why mine's so much more than yours. Because of your exceptionally alluring character, probably. And dot-like features. Big eyes. TikTok has taken the world by storm and Connor Wood TikTok has swept across the globe.

Connor, spelled K-O-N-O-R, was a rising viral star. Past. And his reputation rose to, 611.3K. TikTok star last Connor plays videos to show his creativity, humor, and personality. Not surprisingly, Connor,

spelled C-O-N-N-E-R, made viral videos in turn. There's three times that your name has appeared in this paragraph. All three are spelled differently. Yeah, I hate that smile because you know who took that smile from me. Connor Wood, how tall, weight and body

measurement. Connor Wood stands at a well-height, with good body measurements and also has a fair body weight to match height. Totally. Connor Wood education. Connor Wood completed their high school education with good grades in the university.

Both me and Nathan Fielder have that in common. I was just thinking about him. That's so random. Connor Wood, relationship, in all caps. Now, at this moment, Connor Wood relationship between them remains strong and there are no signs of complications or problems. They also have a mutual love and affection for each other.

It's talking about me and my other personality. It was great. That's great. References. Yes. This is a great presentation. Great, great presentation. Really well written.

Giving you an A minus. Do you know if you Google Brooke Averick boyfriend? Remember Devin and Tati? Mm-hmm. Like, Devin is my boyfriend, apparently, according to Google. A long time ago, I saw that because you guys followed each other. I follow a lot of, like, I don't know why. Well, because there's a long time, like, right when we started when you get a blue

check person that followed you and you're like oh now I'm like what in the freaking crap was I thinking right right totally hair and the thing again um well good thanks for doing the presentation yeah we I really love that feel free to send us I think we me and you should make presentations one day I'm not saying it has to be next week but just something that we're really passionate about or is that too visual do you think well maybe we could do that as a bonus episode too oh cool yeah so smart um sound off for bonus episodes if you guys want them. Well, we don't have them yet.

I know. I just want to hear like, what could be our about, we said we could do a high episode, like once a week to do our, they can do a presentation, we could do a cooking thing, we can do so many things. We play soccer and we could do stack cup. We could do, we could. Beer pong. We could just have, go to a car wash and wash cars and thong bathing suits and shake it. Cool.

I want to quickly give a shout out to one of my favorite. bars in college that has just been taken. It's our last bar that's in our campus area that just got bought by a high-rise apartment building. And it is now closing down. Canaan enables you have my heart, any longhorns listening. I'm so sorry for your loss. You should get a tattoo for them. So depressing. And that's it. Sorry. Yeah. It's okay. But in the spirit of Drew Barrymore, feel the rain on your skin. No one else can feel it for you. Only you can let it in. no one else, no one else can feel the rain on your skin. And with that, we leave you.

We bid you adieu for all of our French listeners. Adieu. Feel free to send us any of your presentations to dear bnc at gmail.com. You're really opening up a can of worms with a presentation. I like them, so I'm happy to open that can of worms. All right, love you guys.