Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Overserved Maniacs

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OEBbbj This week, Brooke and Connor are ready to unpack their hangxiety from this past weekend from binky filled concerts to over-served after parties. Plus, they unpack the true meaning behind propaganda and the ultimate Instagram soft launch.  NEW MERCH OUT NOW: https://shoptmgstudios.com  Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/  If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc  Go to https://HelloFresh.com/50bandc and use code 50bandc for 50% off plus free shipping! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BANDC and get on your way to being your best self. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 Single Verse Teenage Dream  1:18 Intro 1:52 Brooke Was Attacked. 4:48 The Nightmare Hair Journey 7:50 Have Sociopaths Always Existed? 10:58 HelloFresh 13:28 Taylor Swift's PR Fire PR Team  15:55 Known For Sh*tting Our Pants 18:03 Can Propaganda Be Good? 19:55 Connor’s Chicago Trip 24:42 Wine Drunk in Colorado 27:09 BetterHelp 28:43 White Girl Wasted in Chicago 32:02 Giving Snap Viewers a Heart Attack 34:23 Avoiding the Hangxiety Questions 35:43 Who is Your Lord? 27:31 The 1975 After Party Experience 45:06 Questions for JC & LA’s Jewish Community 47:04 Cody’s Manifestations Check In 49:34 BIG Crispy Hotel Sheet Fan 52:33 Our Funniest Clips Flop 54:06 Commenting for Photo Creds 57:32 Gypsy Rose & Munchausen By Proxy 1:02:22 Dodgeball’s Rabbit Hole 1:04:46 Weird Old Films 1:06:50 Airlines & The Great Teeth Brushing Debate 1:10:55 SUBSCRIBE!!! 1:12:32 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yeah, she thought it was a Darren C original. Do not blame her. Me, whom I'm beating now. If I could do, if I could sit down at the piano and like have the ability to play the piano and sing along with it, it would be the teenage dream acoustic version from Glee because they did two different teenage dreams. That's a good enough song that they needed the both versions. Think I'm pretty without any makeup on.

Taking it slow for the acoustic. I had this teacher in high school who didn't know any other words besides, You Think I'm Pretty Without Any Makeup On. And she would sing that the whole time for the chorus, or for the beginning of the song. You think I'm pretty without any makeup on. You think I'm pretty. It worked.

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Hey, Brooke. Hi, Connor. Are you ready to MAP? I'm ready to pee. Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome. Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five. Where were you?

In Pennsylvania. Touch grass, might I suggest. We're just going to dive right in today. Here's something interesting. Well, hang on. Why drag it out? Welcome back to BNCMAP. I'm Connor.

This is Brooke. Thank you. Of course. We're taking the stage this morning to kind of bring you guys an episode of the podcast that you're tuning into as we speak. Oh, yeah. So many things today. It's hard to figure out where to start.

Let's start with who kidnapped you and tried to slit your throat. Oh, my throat slit. Yeah. That was my curling iron. And I was under the impression, not so much curling iron, but one of those crimpers. Oh. Yeah. I thought it was going to look like a hickie, which I love when that happens.

So you can be like, and someone can be like, oh, is that a hicky? No. No, I swear, it's my curling iron. And I like love that back and forth, that repartee, if you will. But it actually just looks like I was held at knife point, which is less fun. I don't know. For me. Were you held a knife point by a lover?

Was it an act of passion? That's what I would kind of do. Oh, kind of spin it in like a fun. Yeah, like I'm in a like Billy Bob Thorne and Angelina Jolie type relationship. Oh, no. We hold each other at knife point. Right. So hot.

Yeah, I guess that's not my, not my style of life. loving if you don't mind um but i more so more so you went crimper mode on your jug i went cruper mode in my jugs and jug is in the way of your crimper it keeps healing how did you get your crimper can i say one thing how did you get your crimper down to your neck can i ask your hair's not that long yes it is i guess my hair is not down to my neck my hair's down to my crack okay my bad i guess not right next it's up yeah Do you think my hair's, do you think I have a bob? Bro, I'm looking at the hair that's currently.

Do you think that this is the length of my full head? Wait, where's the rest? Does the rest of your hair come down from here? What are you? You've seen my head before. I don't know, I'm losing the visual of where your hair lands. I guess maybe you're confused because I've been changing that my hair color every other day. That's right.

Oh, it's dark black right now. Oh, it's completely jet black. I'll get back to that in a second. But anyway, back to my side. slit um it keeps healing and then i keep like fully like forgetting and dowsing that area of my jug with perfume and then it it stinks so bad that i have no choice but to like rub it and then it like really irritates it so there it's it won't be healing as long as i keep spraying it which i will because i keep forgetting about it anyway um none at this not it's i kind of like it it's

It's kind of cool. It is kind of cool. And it also pulls your whole outfit together because you got the red on red on the sweater and then you got the yeah. Wishing you healing. Thank you. And my hair is also black today. I don't think I've talked about my hair journey these past three weeks. I don't think she either because a nightmare.

Yeah. We had Cody on last week. We didn't. I talked about my hair, but we didn't get to yours. Like three weeks ago, I was driving back from the pod and I was like, oh, if I don't dye my hair blonde like this second. I'm not going to be able to continue to exist. It's like one of those impulse things. It's like I have to do it right now called some hairdressers.

One could get me in. I was like I want to go full blonde, which I've done before and it looked so fucking bad. So I don't know why I was like I need to do this again right now. And then dyed it like somewhat blonde. It was more so just like blonde highlights. I hated it obviously because I don't look good as a blonde because it's not my color. Because you know how like certain colors match your skin tone and whatever. Not my color.

But I appreciate all the kind words about it. And then I went back to get it darker. And then he was like, oh, no, I think it'll look good lighter. And this is a situation that I have a hard time with. Because you need to defer to the expert. I know what I want. They don't want their toes in their place of employment. But also like I know what I want.

And I feel bad telling you what I want, even though I shouldn't because I'm paying for it. Well, we don't have a hairdresser walking here being like you guys should probably talk about politics. Right. You know, they wouldn't come in our places. Yeah. So I was like, no, I think I just want to like go back. And he was like, okay, well, what if we just went like a little bit darker but not fully back to your darkness? Right.

And I was like, okay, I guess. Left looked the exact same lightness as before. Paid him full price. No, he's sweet. He didn't charge me for that. Yeah. Wow. Because it was just like a touch up of sorts.

So then I went to the box die. Oh, that's never good. To go back to Brown. Did that the other day. didn't really take so I had gone I had upped the color and went one darker I didn't realize that dark brown as it said on the box actually meant jet black midnight midnight complete midnight ivory which is what's on my head right now so I don't know like what even to say how many times is that going to happen dropping off in the same oh I don't know where mine went my spidey oh shit yeah

I don't even know where it went I pulled a muscle trying to Mm-hmm Mine's gone too I'm gonna put this back Where it was Because I think it'll be funny To see how many times that happens

Totally But now I think it's good You could be Amy Winehouse for Halloween Oh no I'm knitting my Halloween Costume right now Oh cool okay Something to look forward to then It's not Amy but

It's not too far off If you know what I mean I think we all know what you mean I think you could say that again. Anyway, I have completely black hair now and that's there's nothing I can do about that because you can't go lighter. So.

That's fine. I love it. I love it, man. I love it, man. I was reading something this morning which made me lose track of time. On Snapchat Discovery? Well, I did that too because all these murderers were being interviewed before they were caught. Oh, those are always

wild. We'll always have murderers. We'll always have murderers because it's sorry i shouldn't say that well it's not like we're gonna like we're not gonna like you're good man i can't think of the word what is it called when you kill a lot of bugs we're not gonna like exterminate murderers i hate to be the bearer of bad news like there's always gonna be murderers totally right uh i think there always has been not to be like a downer but yeah there always there's like a lot of them it'd be hard they're like the lantern flies in new york Were there psychopaths in like caveman times?

I think they were all pretty crazy. No, but I'm saying were there like malicious like cycle like truly like sociopath slash psychopath as diagnosed. God damn it. Okay. Hang on. I'm going to move it off because that happened way too fast. I'm going to go with yes. I think so.

Yeah. I think there was. Yeah. I think so. Because there probably wasn't a lot of don't fuck your sister back then. So I bet there was a lot of imbreeding within your family, too, that would cause a lot of... Does inbreeding lead to murderous tendencies? I think it leads to lack of development.

I'm guessing. Now, that feels like... In some places, which probably, like, maybe some of them wouldn't be 100%. Anyways, no, it wasn't about that. I don't know that... I don't know. But I also... I don't know.

I don't know what correlates to murder. I do know that if... Because we don't have that in our heart. Yeah, if someone honks at me in my car, that correlates to murder. I don't have murder in my heart, but don't push me. Right. I shouldn't say that. And then, like, next week, I'm on the Snapchat Discover page.

He said he wasn't a murder until he was. Look at him now. Where is he now at jail? No, it wasn't about that. I got into a little bit of a deep hole. And I've always said, I'm pretty dumb. If you tell me a conspiracy theory, I have an open mind. It's not a matter of being dumb

It's a matter of having an open mind Fact Right Refram You're not dumb, you have an open mind You're not gullible, you have an open mind You're keeping an open You're giving people benefit of it out

Which is not always a bad thing You're not dumb, you're a good person You're a great person even I keep thinking Hang on really quick sidebar Keep thinking about that girl that asked us if it was Bad that she plays Sudoku at work No

Only plays Sudoku at work Yeah Why would you play it anywhere else besides on company hours? Bless her heart. I hope she's still a job. I love Sudoku. Do you? Yeah.

No, I don't. Oh. I don't know why I said that. I'd love to start a Sudoku group chat with anyone who wants and we can send each other the Times from the NYT section. You could put them in the group chat with your dad with your dad. If I don't do every New York Times game every day, like check on me because something's went wrong.

I will. So I saw this theory from someone that was like, remember back a couple months ago when that flight tracker AI thing on Twitter was like we track all the celebrity private planes and we post them no okay so there was some automated Twitter account that tracks because it's public information where private planes fly to and from you can access and right right and that's how kiley jinner got in trouble for that 17 minute flight she took from vin nize just due to like not eating to do that expect that type of fuel I think it was a 17 minute flight. Right.

Or a 34 minute drive. So. Oh. Yeah. That's interesting. So she chose to take flight. The flight route. Yeah. Now, Taylor Swift, meanwhile, was the number one user of her plane. She flew the first 170 out of 200 days of like last year. She needs to. Right. That's a necessary expense. But she was getting a lot of heat from... What she's supposed to do, walk?

The world. Well, I think that at that point, she wasn't on her tour. She was just traveling. Okay. And so that was the number one Google search, but she went to the Jets game yesterday. So now when you type in Taylor Swift Jets, it's like, Taylor Swift went to the Chief's Jets game, and now the SEO, like the optimization of the Google search now gives you 50 pages of Taylor Swift. You think she did it on purpose? I don't.

Someone was like, that's a genius move so that all of her PR, anything you type in about Taylor Swift is all positive. Yeah. I don't know. I was thinking in conspiracy theory was going to be to bury private jet SEO. I don't know. I was thinking they were going to be like it's NFL propaganda to like boost NFL. This is like my name, my brain never would have gotten here a million guesses. I will say like on one hand, I'm sure not everything is that calculated.

But on the other hand, like it might just be. It's like Taylor's. PR team working over time. Yeah, she's more talented. She has a better staff than every politician on the planet. Taylor Swift. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, God. Yeah. I don't think that's up for debate. No. But I want to do something like this, but I just don't have the means. You know, like anytime I do something embarrassing. Like what, like, we've probably been on a podcast before where we were like, oh yeah, we've both shit our pants 50 times.

Right. Like on the golf course or something. and then go do something good at like a golf tournament and then Connor Wood Golf Course. We're not famous enough that like if you Googled Connor Wood shit pants, anything would come up. Can we Google Connor Wood shit pants? It's going to be like all the mentions of us

talking about shitting our pants on this podcast. It's just your Twitter. Why did they make fashion show so scary? I'd shit my pants in the first three minutes of a Valenciaga event. That's true. That's it. That's it.

That's the only, okay, cool. I'm good. There was a New York Post or something article about me. Like I was in an article and like the headline was like, oh, like known for talking about like shitting her pants.

Like, and it was like, I remember that. I was like, I need that scrubbed. A sap, if not sooner. See, you should get Taylor Swift's,

uh, crew. Can you look up Brooke Averick shitting pants? Because I fear that that are, or maybe it's actually poop, pooping pants or bathroom. I think it may have been like bathroom stories. I don't know.

It is bathroom stories. I think. I don't know, but hey man, whatever. Who are we to judge ourselves? No one. No one. I'm putting my spider back up on my mic. Everyone thank Izzy for decorating our set.

Thank you for everything as well. In Halloween propaganda. I'm going to start calling everything propaganda. Oh, no. It's more so just woman mortified to mouth. match with brother on dating app. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I wouldn't say mortified. We will be suing Hinge. Oh. That's scary that you said that. Like, I didn't mean it, obviously. You got quoted on the New York Post saying, I'm going to sue Hinge. Did I? Whoa.

That's random that they haven't contacted me for a brand deal. I love it, though. Yeah, it was 2020 or something. I'm going to call everything propaganda moving forward now. That's fine. Like instead of decorations, I'm going to be like, this is Halloween propaganda. Oh, okay. Everything is propaganda.

Yeah. If you look at it through a certain lens. Like, your knitting is like leisurely propaganda. No. How? Because you're putting out in the world, like, look at my, look at how nice and enjoy it. Hmm. Look at how, look at how enjoy it.

I can't even think of how to finish the sentence. Look at how enjoyed mint I am with my knitting. Propaganda like inherently has a negative connotation, though. It's like false. I know, but I'm changing the narrative on propaganda. So what is like a false narrative of my knitting? Like what am I pushing out that's sinister? No, it could be good propaganda.

Is that a, is good propaganda? That sounds like an oxymoron. Can propaganda be good? That's the question I'm asking, as well as you. I don't know. Can, can? I don't think so is what I'm saying. Well, you need to keep an open mind.

Okay. My mind is wide open at all times. Okay, I need you to bust it open further. Propaganda is a bias or misleading nature. Bias and misleading that's negative. But who wrote this definition? You know, because this definition could... Oh, you're saying they've been biased by the propaganda?

Of... Of the word propaganda? Of the word propaganda. Okay. You're thinking too hard, babe. My brain's going to explode. I don't know. I just think it'd be fun to remove all the negativity from language.

Call me crazy. for being an optimist. Yeah. You're pretty negative though, so why would you want to do that? Oh, that's... Not in a mean way. Like, both of us just like love... That's anti-Toner propaganda that you're spreading.

Okay. How's your weekend? It was good. Thanks for asking. I left for Chicago after the podcast last week, went out to do PlanBree Uncut in Chicago, the live show. Which I'd never been... I didn't realize... We have this podcast.

I've never been... or even explored the idea of like going to a live show for anyone. So like that was my first time seeing like a podcast live show. I didn't realize how I got there. I was like, what is a podcast live show? And it's cool. It's a good question. What is it like?

It's kind of like what we do on close friends, like our bonus episodes. It's kind of like because you don't, no one's filming it. It's not recorded. You can kind of do like tell all. You can go deeper. You can like say more ballsy things. So there's nothing that's scripted. It's, you have a docket.

You have talking points. And then you can like actively take questions from people, which is kind of cool. Oh, that is nice. But you just talk, you tell stories, you do the same thing. And then I went out to be like this special guest. Chicago, I love Chicago, by the way. Oh, yeah. And I want to say, like, do you remember when on the pot a few, like, months ago when I said the Chicago River is brown?

I think my memory had been altered because Connor was sending me photos of it. It was blue. Like Mediterranean level blue. So I apologize. I don't know what I. I was remembering. I think maybe I was just like scared of it. So I associated being scared of it with it being brown, despite it not being brown.

Yeah. How deep do you think that river is? I'd say several. Several. Severs. Arms lengths. Several arms lengths. That I can't touch.

Completely like there is no bottom. Yeah. It's a, I think it's like Michigan, right? We can't go back to the Great Lakes. Oh, is it not the Chicago River? No, we did this already. We did this already. I don't.

go back. I don't remember. Doesn't matter. To us, Chicago River, and it flows into the Lake Michigan. So that's good. But, um, so I got there Wednesday night. And I was thinking I got there Wednesday night because Thursday we'd have a pretty jam-pack day with like being alive. And then I was like, oh, I'm like a surprise guest for the nighttime portion. So I was like, what do I do all day? Also got pulled over on the way to the airport. Barstool like flued me out, put me up and stuff. Every part of the like getting to every part of it was like something messed up. Like going to the airport. I'm like, oh my God, we got to the airport in eight minutes. I've never done that. And I look, oh, we're going 110. Very nice. Pulled over. So then we went from like so

early to like 25 minutes and the guy like is like, can you just forgive me to the cop? And the cop was like, well, no. Because you're going triple the speed limit. Right. So no. And then he's like, what's the insurance he's like I work for a company he's like I don't have the insurance okay get the insurance and then I was like do that way am I being kidnapped I was going back through it anyways all good got out to the hotel I go to like pay for the incidentals I got in at like 12 midnight in Chicago like ready to be pooped pay for the incidentals you like put a credit card down in case you destroy the hotel room oh you can like be charged and they go okay it'll be you know like 800 dollars I was like oh this is just for the incidentals I go no and I go and I go

oh crap I didn't maybe I'm paying for this trip and then it got fixed in the morning okay but um it was also funny because I was got a car to go mixed up timing they all went to the event and I was like 30 minutes behind because I got the wrong itinerary okay and so I like they're like we're sending you a black car and I walk outside less of a black car more of a beat up blue Toyota corolla okay and so I like rule using the eye of the beholder well it was kind of cool because to show up and conspicuously and walk in and no one expected that that car that was like bpbpbbbbb right to be like having this guy in it uh-huh so except maybe they were anyways went up there did the show thing was the whole day on on thursday before the show i'm thinking

oh we have all the stuff probably we have to do didn't really hear from them didn't want to bug them because it was their show day but i'm thinking you know i'm living this bar so alive so we're probably We probably have like a big really nice dinner, steak dinner, like, or like meal or something that I don't want to spoil my appetite. So I'm like waiting to eat. I had a smoothie in the morning, went on a run, had a protein bar, and then I was like, I'm going to wait to eat so I don't spoil my amazing big like barstool appetite. Get there. We're kind of moving forward just right into the show. So I'm thinking, oh, we'll go after.

Late night. We're in a city. We can go to dinner at 10, 9.30, 10. Not so much. So I did move forward with like four beers before the show and like a beer during the show. What did you do like comedically during the show? Hold stories. They had stories like set me up for stories.

But then they also had people come in and do like embarrassing stories. So they like asked me before and they were like get like some ready to go. What was what were your stories? One of my stories was the time when I was in Colorado and I was on a wine kick because I was like I'm an adult now. Like I want to start drinking wine. Turns out wine is just as dangerous as every other alcohol. If not more. If not more.

You can black out from wine And also it's not very inconspicuous It looks like you've been feeding on a deer carcass Like you've got your mouth is red Your teeth are gray You're smiling at your droopy-eyed It's like a Kind of like a nasty gross drunk

Anyways So I'm nasty gross drunk And I'm talking to this guy for like 45 minutes And I'm telling him my life story I'm not letting him talk I'm like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah And he keeps calling me berries Because I'm drinking so much wine

I'm berries berries, berries, this, berries that. And I'm talking to Zhearoff. He knows my middle name. He knows my birthday. He knows everything about my mom. And then he's like, it's my wife's birthday.

And I was like, happy birthday, mama, all this stuff. And then at the end, he's like, oh, I was like, what do you do? And he's like, I do country singing. I'm trying to like do country, something like that. I was like, you have to stick with it. You have to stick with it and stick at it and keep going because everybody's trying to do country. man got in the car driver says what were you talking to Luke Bryan for for 45 minutes

I was like you have to let me out of the car so I can tell him I know who he is he's like I can't like let's just go and I was like damn damn but that's kind of like playing it cool in a way well now I'm thinking about like now I'm like oh that he carries himself so like a famous person he said he's trying to do country music oh he was like I'm a country artist and I think I took that as like, okay, like, you live in Colorado and you're in country, like, you just have a lot of money and, like, you're, like, in the right places, right scenes and, like, you're doing, we're all, we're all doing country in that sense. But, I mean, he talks like, he talks like, he's like, hey, listen, Barry's, we're going to get you, we're going to get you your, he almost talks like

Bill Clinton. Like he has like a deep country rich person accent. I don't know how I didn't clock it. Probably the 16 glasses of wine. Anyways, that was my story. That's a good one. I can't believe you've never told that on this pod. Why are you saving all your good stories for other pod?

Well, now I wish I would have saved that for a TikTok because that's probably, oh, clip it. I'll post that. So anyways, I had moved forward with like white girl wasted. mode, like not eating and then going to this thing. And it was not intentional. Like, I wasn't there to like get drunk, especially being in front of all their fans. By the way, they nailed it. Their fans, they're really good. They are, first of all, two of the nicest. Brees and Grace are two of the nicest, most genuine girls. No, they are not putting on. They're not putting on any facade. They're exactly.

And what was I going to say? Oh, so I'm up there. I'm drinking. Their fans are, they're are like a trained German shepherd staring at them. They're every move. I'm like, I think I'm like, 200 something people. Dave Portnoy came out and, yeah, and ZB, Zach Brian, Bree's boyfriend.

Right. I only know him just from Bree. From Bree. Yeah. He's one of my favorite artists, which you don't want to be drunk and also meeting one of your favorite artists. You don't have to actually tell me that. Yeah, I know. Brooke, I went full you at your worst version of those experiences. That's what I did. That's, and that's what Brea and Grace, I would not wish that all my words on me. What Brea and Grace won't tell you on their podcast is that they were so nice to me on their podcast yesterday. I was waiting for it to come out with baited breath. I was on as soon as it posted. I think it was 10 a.m. Eastern. So I was up at seven clicked play. I was probably the first listen on that podcast. Wow.

And they were basically like, yeah, Connor can drink. And I was like, no, I can't. Right. Because I didn't eat. Right. That's like you being able to drink. No, that was the opposite. I mean, like, I fully blacked out.

And I saw that Bree said you were a menace, which is scary. A maniac. Oh, a maniac. What did you do? I was just on one. I don't know. Like, I literally did black out. That's scary.

Yeah. Yeah. So, um, that's that. totally you need to eat yeah food like food is so important for your body food is fuel and medicine food is fuel food is a buffer food is a food is a safety buffer if you're going to be drinking right you need to eat you need to eat you'd think that in my years in my years that would be my number one to do list like before work you eat especially before drinking.

Anyways, fucked that up. At least you were good on the stage. Fine on the stage. Because I got there and I was like, completely sober. I'm like, we'll probably go out and get drinks at dinner.

No. Read that wrong. Moral of the story, like don't convince yourself there's a steak dinner if no one has said the word steak dinner. Right. Same with the black cart.

It's going to be a blue Toyota Corolla. Also, if you get a chance to see their shows, they have like a tour they're doing. going go see it. It was really fun. It was a good time. And the audience was just so fun. And then the rest of the week of my parents came to town. My dad wanted to see an air show, which is planes flying through the sky. I posted one of my story and like locked. Oh, that was not okay. Oh, I locked my phone like thinking like, oh, in the background, I'm seeing this guy go up in the air in like a propeller

plane, like little, it looks like a toy plane, but there's a man in it. And he's going straight up and then shuts his engine off and it's just falling out of this guy and I'm like oh my god oh my god oh my god no and then I just posted on my story like not thinking my DMs were like what the fuck well you didn't tell anyone you were at an air show no but everyone was like help him I'm like you am I a first responder besides to like everyone's story when I'm drunk that's the only way I'm a first responder oh clip that that was funny Connor thanks um like I'm not gonna run into the plane crash and drag his fiery corpse out of the plane. Right.

Maybe you should. You know what? New hobby. I'm going to go as soon as we don't. As soon as we finish recording, I'm going to go do that. Okay. It was an air show. Did he did like the plane hit the ground as part of the show?

I know. It's shocking. Like I just can't imagine because they obviously love that. Like they're obviously like people that are up doing flips and planes like that's their like. So scary. That's their kink. Like I don't know what else. That's a kink.

Fall into gravity. Flying a plane above the sky. And then like falling in it. That's so scary. Oh, Brooke. Like did you see, I know you fell up falling, but did you see it kind of pick itself back up? It was behind the buildings at that point.

Oh my God. I completely went on a vision. I got fully IBS seeing him off the sky. I ran in the house and locked the door. Wow. That is like my stomach dropped watching that. Yeah. So we watched that for literally two days.

I was like this is like the most. like white person activity I've ever done. Like sitting there like people were having like watch parties on their roof. It was kind of neat but it's too loud for me. I don't like noises. Uh-huh. You need some of those headphones. The children all had baby earphones and I was like, do you guys have any more of those?

Like babies at concerts. Um, and then that's all she wrote, TBH. Okay. Yeah. How about you? How was the weekend? I didn't do literally. It seemed we reverse cycled because I had my big, big night out Thursday where I ruined my life and I'm still kind of dealing with that.

Were you having like anxiety by the way? You didn't address that. I had dreams every night about different scenarios, what I did in like the hour that I don't remember. Have you considered saying what did I do? Don't want to know. Okay. Don't want to know. I said as long as we're friends still, I'm good.

don't want to know anything else. Okay. Because they obviously had cameras following them the whole night. They had genuine pop-a-a-a-a-gis. I guess because Bree and Zach, me and Grace were in the back, like, like, circus music playing when we walk in behind, like, Bree and Zach. They're walking in, like, the coolest, like, celebs and me and Grace are, like, have liquid all over our shirts, like, sauntering in behind them.

You two could do something together. Security stopped me at one point. as they were going in and was like, no, it's just, and I was like, I'm something with them. I know it's hard to believe, but I'm like going on, she's going to be on, I'm not telling anyone where the tickets are because I need to give them to my friends before,

because it's sold out, but she's going to be on my New York show, the second one. We added a second show. Grace or Bree or Boat? Oh, that's good. Grace to stand up. Oh, my God.

Yeah. I want to see her. So we, I had my big night Thursday. You had your big night. Mundy. Mundy. Mundy. Monday.

Monday. It's Monday. Monday. It's Monday. It's Monday. Well, you do Monday, I'll do Monday. My grandparents genuinely, Mom will pop up say Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and then Sunday. Like, okay.

I think it's like an old person-in-field-thing thing. That's the Lord's Day. No, that's not the Lord's Day in Jewish. Do the Jewish have a Lord? Yeah, God. Okay. Yeah. Is your Lord God?

I think so. Yeah, I think so, too. I think we just like say God. I fear they're one of the Lord. the same. No, dead ass. They are. No cap. Jesus is God. No cap on God. Yeah. No, Jesus isn't God.

To me? No, but he's God's son, right? Yeah, but they're like... One and the same? They're like the same... A same vibe? They're like the same dude. Oh, I had no idea. Yeah. It's kind of like, what can I compare that to? Jesus? A summer's day? Do you even get that?

Fuck, dude. No, I don't, I don't get that. Oh, it's Shakespeare. Oh, yeah. My buddy. That is something else. No, I guess. It's Shakespeare.

Oh, sheesh. Yeah. Okay. You know what's so funny is we saw Stretch and Fade fully sipping with his beard inside of this mug. And I was like, oh, there's no dishwasher here, is there? It was the other mug. Yeah, that's why I'm sipping. good death. I love it.

Okay, well, tell me about your weekend and your Monday. My Monday, Friday didn't leave the house. Saturday, didn't leave the house. This is how we do. Matt and Patricia had like a little like wedding send off party, which is sweet because their wedding is next week. Monday, two days ago was the 1975 concert, which is why my voice is like a little bit scratchy. Yeah.

Um, I feel like it was scratchy before that. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. Because weren't you in your

living room late at night singing or was that? Oh my God. Oh, yes. I blew out my vocal cords. I did leave the house to go to dinner on Friday and I got a little tipsy

from my cocktails. Came back, sang show tunes to Frankie my guinea pig for well over an hour. Yeah. She was miserable. Those moments, those moments with your pet, late at night, are the most, that's the closest you can get to being Eliza Thornberry.

I will treasure those forever. She was like running into walls, like trying to end it. I was like, no, Frankie, we haven't done rent yet. But, oh, yeah, I adored that. I would love to do that again with her sometime soon. Good mother-daughter activity. Oh, that's cute. But yeah, so I guess my voice was already a little wonky.

And then I did vocal rest the next day. And then 1975 concert, I went with like 10 of my friends. Most of which were not like intense fans, just like along for the ride. But me and Megan are very intense fans of the band. And Sally Dar is kind of like one step below that or a few steps below that, whatever. She's a fan too. But Sally Dar, like, is such a sweet, kind person. And she is so good at making conversation with people anywhere she goes.

The night before she was at a concert and met this guy and this older gentleman. And they had got to talking. And he was saying, oh, he might go to the 1975 concert tomorrow. Yeah. And he might be able to get us closer because our seats were like fine, but not that great. So she had exchanged information with him and like a few seconds before they went on. he had texted her and was like, hey, I'm in a box. I have three extra seats if you're interested.

So me, Megan and Talidar had kind of left everyone else and went to this older gentleman's box. And he let us know. He said, if other people come to this box and say it's theirs, we're just going to get up and walk away. Which is always what you want to hear. As for forgiveness, not permission. Yeah. But luckily they didn't. So we enjoyed the concert with him, love him to literal death.

That's one of those things where it's like, it's okay if I do it. But if I see someone else clearly getting better seats and it's not theirs, I'm like, that is, I want to tell on them. I don't understand what angle he was working because he had the tickets. Like he had four tickets to this box on his phone. And yet was saying, if someone else comes and says this is their box, we will just walk away. I think because he wanted to hang out with you guys and whoever he was with,

be it business partners, family friends, maybe he would rather be with you guys. And if they came up, he was going to just be like, well, he was saying he didn't know, he wouldn't have known the people who were coming to claim their seats.

I mean, that also were his. Man. Yeah. So. Yeah. Totally. Yeah.

But that was like, I loved that piece. That is cool. Did he stick with you for the whole evening? No, no, he didn't. Okay. It was, we said a nice goodbye at the end of the concert. And I do want to.

That always happens at the bowl, I feel like you always run into some random person and they're your pal. Yeah. Yeah. But I will say like, and I try, I try, don't smoke outside of my bed because I don't like being high in public. But during a concert, I'm like, okay, that's fun because you really like enjoy the music on another level with a little bit of weed in your system. But I shouldn't do that because I never think of like the people that I'll like want to say hi to or that we'll want to talk after the concert. So I do want to apologize because the only thing you can do when you're feeling high and someone says hi is you just have to be like, sorry I'm high because you feel like you're being so weird. Let's address the elephant in the room.

I didn't even say. Let's address the elephant in the room. I've been sucking down my binkie. So apologies to everyone that I saw and had to tell that too. But honestly, like that's the authentic experience of lady. LLC. Reality that we have in. Yeah.

So that was fun. And then I had found myself at, you know, the after, the after venue. With the band. With the band. With the band, the 1975 and all its members included. That include. You just switched right when I was about to say Maddie. The member, well, yeah, the members of the band were there.

But I did not say anything, which I'm very excited about. I am very excited about that. You were exercising restraint. Yeah. So that was that. You were doing resistance training. I was doing resistance. And as I mentioned, I was sucking my binkie. And then to counteract that, I had three vodka sodas. Right.

And now I'm still feeling completely sick to my stomach. Yeah, you and me both, sister, having delayed hangover, anxiety. I hate a two-day hangover. Also, weed and alcohol, I'll say it one more time for everyone. Those don't counteract each other. Those are partners in crime. Yeah. I was trying to do whatever I could to not be nonverbal. That's, that's Velma and Louise.

What's the? Felma. Delma. And Louise. Or Velma and those two are saying, get in, bitch. We're driving off a clip. Yeah. Yeah.

So that was really, that was one of those nights where I was just like, wow, L.A. Yeah. I love L.A. Yeah, I do. That's really. At the present time. At the present time. Well, that's like pretty unreal experience.

I know that you had sent me Snapchats of you guys, you could have. touch MH. Yeah. With your pinky. Yeah. But I was so chill. It was very, it was proud of myself. We reversed cycleed completely.

Yeah. Yeah. I have decided and I really don't think that I'm going to ever moving forward at this point unless the situation warrants it. Approach someone. Nice. Yeah. And you're feeling the opposite?

No, I'm not feeling any way at all. Like I'm feeling sick to my stomach still for my behavior on last Thursday. Oh, are you about to reverse EC? No. Anytime I think about it. at it. I'm like, oh, you need to, you need to walk into traffic. Oh, you're still reeling. Yeah. Oh, that's the worst. Yeah, it sucks. Yeah. But it will be okay. I had fun otherwise. That last hour. It's the last hour. That last hour kicks my ass. I'm even having anxiety,

even though I didn't say anything, like just like imposter. Like, you're not supposed to be in that room. But then someone said to me, you are supposed to be in every single room that you're in. Who said that? My friend Megan. who was also feeling the same way. But I've heard that before. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You're supposed to be here by the grace of God.

Yeah. And his partner in crime, Jesus. And his son, J-C. Jay-C. The Christ. Yeah. We've been, I know we've, like, talked about Jesus and the Christ. We talk about Jesus in every episode.

We do. Yeah, I'm not even going to, I won't ask about him. I'll leave it up to the time. You can ask one more. I'm sure there's new people or people that. I get it. He is the son of. of God because he was immaculately conceived via God, putting him in Mary.

Yeah. So how is he also God? Well, he's the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. He's all three? He's the Holy Trinity in Christian doctrine, the unity of Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. I thought he was only the son. He's three persons in one Godhead. The doctrine of the Trinity is consistent to be one of the Central Christian affirmations about God.

Surely that is easy to digest for you. Uh-huh. Yeah. As a Jewish woman. Mm-hmm. You know, I didn't register that it was like any of the Jewish holidays. Brooke, I said it's Yom Kippur and you were like, that was two weeks ago. I know, it's so sad.

How did I know that? I don't know. I would have fasted. But like any, ever since I moved here, I'm just like completely out of sorts. So we're because there's such a huge Jewish community here. I don't, none of my friends are Jewish. Every single one of my friends is from the South. We're, it's, and I only grew up, like my friends were mostly Jewish growing up.

Yeah. And now I don't have any of that. It's because you have so many Jewish. friends here? Oh, you do? Yeah. That's like, I feel you're cheating on me. No, well, that was like who moved out here from Utah from Texas was there a lot of Jewish people at UT. Yeah. The whole Jewish fraternities. Two of them and sororities. A. A. Pi. That's sorority. No, it's not. Oh, wait, we had AEE Pi too. A. A.E. Phi is the girls. And then Sammy and then ZBT. Yeah. Yeah. I think my dad was in ZBT.

Yeah, that makes sense. King. Just kidding. No, I'm just kidding. What? I'm just kidding. Oh my God. Freaky. Yeah, but now I feel like this is the longest we've gone without being in the studio, but I guess because we had Cody last week. Yeah, we were fully in last week. I know, but it feels like not a hips cop and a jump. What was that?

Hop, skip, and a jump. I cannot talk to, can I talk today? No, I can't either. Wait, speaking of Cody. Hmm. Speaking of Cody. Speaking of Cody. Speaking of Cody in the manifestation space as well.

The Godhead three and one. Cody, the manifestation space and nuts. Remember last week, does everyone recall last week when we were talking about manifestations and Brooke gave Cody the floor to say, Cody, this is your space to manifest whatever you want. Brooke moved forward with manifesting us staying in the Shrek Airbnb. We have not heard back yet. Yet. Key word?

Yet. yet but Cody said um I don't know I want a nut sponsorship and we were like um anything else at all or and he was like no that's all I want he didn't understand the severity of the manifestation space guess who emailed TMG Studios day that day I don't think we can say the exact brand but not it is a nut sponsorship yeah peanut allergies cover your ears literally literally getting nutted on right now. So, so, like, that is like beyond. That is like, I think that's the most insane thing that's happened.

It was so direct and so like, X leads to Y. Y equals MX plus B. A hundred. Here in this space to get a nuts, to get a nut sponsorship after explicitly saying, all I want is a nuts sponsorship. Had he ever gone a nut sponsorship before? No. Guys, also, I have to say, the episode was not out yet.

It was the day that we filmed. Oh, yeah. The episode comes out the day. This is a key piece. Right. The episode comes out the day after we film it. We had filmed that. That day, we have an inbound nut.

Right. It's not like Nut incorporated, heard the episode and then was like, oh, we'll reach out. The episode was not out when he received a sponsorship. You know how people are always like, oh, um, Joe Biden just glitched. There's like a glitch in the main. This is my glitch in the matrix. That is like really like, this is like, oh, everything's a game, a big game. Yeah.

I'm just a cog in the nut game. Yeah. It is insane. That was the craziest thing it's ever happened to me, I think. Yeah, that really, to me, that's also the thing we manifested. That has shaken me the most. Same. I also forgot to say something about being in Chicago.

Okay. Okay. So I sent you a picture. I'm in my robe. I'm freshly showered the night I got there Wednesday. I'm freshly showered. Yeah. I got what I thought was a little bit of Chinese food.

It was three full meals. Oh, that looked so dang. It was three full meals. And I sat there. I'm freshly showered. I'm watching. It was a rom-com. It was a rom-com.

Shoot. Just Go with it? It was Just Go With It. Yeah. Good job. Thanks. I'm watching Just Go With it in a robe on my bed, laid a towel down so I could get soy sauce all over the place.

And I'm eating there and I go, this is perfect. And I'm about to get into these crisp hotel sheets. I have chills thinking about Chris Botel sheets. And I slither into bed. I fall asleep immediately as my head hits the pillow. I got the Chinese food off the bed before I went in. And I lay down, I wake up and I'm like, this bed is the worst thing I've ever slept on. It feels like sandpaper and like plasticy.

Like it feels like I am literally not on sheets. It feels like I'm on like the mattress itself. Anywhere. Then XA woke up. I had. moved around so much in my sleep I ripped the fitted sheet off and my face an entire body

drooling was on the mattress plastic mattress pad oh that gave me the willies oh that's really bad Connor it's just so tough to think about because I love staying in hotels I don't have the same reaction to hotel sheets I love crisp I don't want them in my room I want cold crisp

almost cardboard stiff sheets I want my sheets to be stiff in a hotel room. I don't know if that makes sense anyone else. No, I hear what you're saying, but I don't feel that way. Like, my sheets at home are like Jersey material. Like soft.

You know what I'm talking about? Jersey? Yeah, it's called Jersey. It's like real stretchy, soft, like buttery. Oh, I run so hot. Like, I can't have anything that's hard if you aren't hot. That, like, molds to my body and warms me. Yeah.

Like, I want coal. That's the only downside. That's why I get my sheets from Costco. Yeah. Because they're like, I don't know that the ride count, but it's like really high thread count so it doesn't like keep your body heat. Oh no I feel like there's like

one thread in Jersey. Yeah I think so too. Ooh, what kind of pillows do you like? My pillow, I have the thin it's called the thinnest pillow in the world from Amazon. It's like a tissue. I like them to be big fluffy but when I put my head in them they sink.

Hotel pillows are the worst thing in the world to me. I wake up, my neck is completely stuck to one side. No. I kind of bury my head into my pillows. It's a miracle that I'm not dead. Because I put like 15 pillows on my bed, but then I just shove my face into them. So it looks like I'm the headless horse woman. Oh, I love the woman experiencing headlessness on the horse.

That was the funniest shit ever. And that clip flopped. It's... Fuck you guys. That was so funny. Oh, Connor, that's mean. No, I'm not talking to anyone specifically. Just you guys.

Just all of them. Every single one of. For letting it flop. It is weird. Like the clips that I'm like, these are so funny. They're going to do so well. Six views. And the ones that I'm like, I don't know if we should post that.

Not that funny. 17 million views. It's so interesting. Yeah. Like the leap year one, I was like, that's so funny. Nothing. Brooke, to me, groundbreaking. Groundbreaking material.

One comment. Never been done before. Yeah. It was your mom. Yeah, probably. We should do an episode. this month in October of like old tales

like wives tales no like Halloween creepy tales like headless horsemen yeah woman woman the person experiencing headlessness with their service animal yeah 100% but they're seeing eye horse

yeah I need to take my service horse into Airwant is the whole horse also experiencing headlessness? No, they're not. No. Not this time.

Oh my God, hang on. My face is so, oh my God. Shit, man. I don't know where my spider went. It's over here, I think, because I've gotten 15 on me. Okay, I've got a couple, like, fun, fun things. Okay. In my right here.

Do your photo cred one, because I have something to say about that. Okay, cool. Well, then I, we've got four in here that will take us the rest of the way. Okay. I recently, like, relapsed on people seeing, or like, seeing people use, like, like people getting their photo taken on Instagram and someone commented and saying wow whoever took this photo is really cool

must be really cool whoever took this photo is super hot PTW and you know how we used to do that in like on Facebook era when it was like that was the soft launch back then or it was like someone took a picture of you and then someone commented

PC for photo creds I wonder if Jin Z is going to do anything like that PC, like photo creds. I will say I used to think that those were like the most annoying type of people in the world of the people who were demanding photocrats. It's like it's not that serious but I have had so much

empathy for them recently because I've become one of them. You know our, my dear friend Patrick I feel like I talk about him all the time. One of my best friends he recently started dating Chris Olson who we're friendly with

and we know from we're friendly with. Yeah. He's our friend. Yeah, of course. That's what that means. Oh. Yeah. And I had set them up and I have been literally everything I see of them. I have to hold myself back from commenting, oh, who set you guys up? She must be really fun.

Like I am dying to say. Oh, well, that's different than photocred. It feels the same. It feels the same kind of thing. And I have had to physically restrain myself from commenting on every single one of their posts demanding to be recognized. Well, we should have them on the pod. Yeah. You can publicly, you can make a note.

I just did it. I just publicly outed myself. Oh, well, you should, we should get it from the mouth. I did comment on one of his posts. How'd y'all meet? Question mark. Okay, so you've already, you've taken care of this. That was the furthest I went, but I have been wanting to truly say something along the lines of,

oh, who, like, who say you guys up? Like, she must be really, like, literally photocry. You should do it on here, and then you could get them to say it so that it's like. It's out of the cat The hat is out of the cat Yeah The hat has passed through the cat The hat has passed through

But yeah Now I'm totally like Seeing where all the photocats people are coming from It's hard to sit there And watch Who Anna Satar and Brew No

Yeah They'll tell you Oh how Because they're both from Michigan And they're both the exact same person Right In different fonts like happy And all that

Yeah like good person vibes. And I was like, you guys need to meet and you guys are going to date. You're both from Michigan. Right. I set them up at that dark scary car party. They were already friends at that point. They'll tell you. They didn't know each other.

Really? No, I'm positive they did. They'll tell you. Call brew. I don't have Brew's number. I have Bruce number. Call Brew. No, I don't want to call brew.

I don't want to bother him. He's probably hard at work at the radio. Right. You can go on though, like if you want to. I'll send him an SMS. Okay, shoot. Do it. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. So we've set up two gigantic couples. Yeah. Yeah. Very cool. I feel like I have more people that I said. I did set up Patrick and Chris, for those of you wondering. Everyone.

Everyone was. Everyone's dying to know. Okay. Well, let's fire off some quick, some quick headlines. Okay. One of these really quick up there. Gypsy Rose is being released from prison. Go.

I have always, like, had such... I never watched that show. Can you give context to who Gypsy Rose is? Yeah, she... She killed her mom. She killed her mom. Because her mom was Munchausen's by proxying her. Which I've always had such a unique interest in.

That is like the most wild illness. I had to look it up. It's like she was making Gypsy sick. Well, she was lying and convincing. It's like gaslighting all. Well, it depends. It's like a few, it can manifest in a few different ways. Either you're like directly like poisoning someone, yeah. Or you're telling them how sick they are. Well, she was telling other people she had cancer. Right. She didn't have cancer. Right. Right. But she was also, I didn't, I don't know like gypsy story that well, but was she like actively like hurting gypsy or just psychologically. She somehow had stunted her psychologically too. I don't really get it. Right. she was like telling her she couldn't speak to the doctor right you know or anything when she was there and getting I don't know I don't really get it but there's like basically she was being fully

abused and so her and her boyfriend at the time had plotted to kill the mom and they they moved forward doing so I don't think she should have ever gone in jail okay that's totally a moral morally gray area that I don't feel like I I I don't know how I feel I think a little slap on the wrist for her bitch mom killing her was would be fine how what was her sentence 10 years okay which is and she got out on good behavior but i don't think she served i think she did like six okay that's a long time it is but she was escaping a cycle of abuse totally which like if that's the case by all means i've never been in that situation right i don't know yeah i get fired up i'm like kill them but right you know i can't I'm not.

This is the second time you're advocating for murder today. No, the first time I said, well, we're not kind of like. You said you want to murder someone that honks at you. Oh, my God, third time then. Yeah, oh, third. Well, I guess it's that October spooky spirit. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, it's hard when you start every single day watching interviews of murderers after slash before they've murdered. Right. I'm not even like a crime junkie, you know? I'm like a Munchausen's by proxy junkie. I've read so many books about it and movies. Like I feel it's so interesting. What other movies are Munchausen by Proxy?

Sixth Sense has a really intense Munchausen by proxy storyline. The book, it's one of Gillian Flynn's books. I don't know the Starb Object or Darkly. There's a storyline in it where. No, six cents. If you have not seen Sixth Sense, that is one of like the OG psychological thrillers. It is so good and I don't want to spoil it So I don't want to say the Munchausens by proxy plotline

But so good Classic classic And then one of Gillian Flynn's books Okay And then there's like a lot of thrillers that I've read That just include it But then there's also just Munchausen's by Proxie Sounds like an ice spice song

Munchausen by proxy I'm going to the Roxy C-1975 Very good Connor Give me a little job. But then there's just Munchausens, not by proxy. Munchausens. Yeah.

That should be the name of her next album. That's like an awesome. If she were to reframe Munchausens. I was feeling that way. Is Munchausen's... That's just like you're making yourself. Propaganda. No, we're not doing this again.

Just kidding. But I was feeling like an album should be called mesophiliaoma. Oh. Which I don't know what it is, but it's one of those commercials. That's like asbestos. What's asbestos? I don't know. Isn't that like something in the walls?

Yeah. Your spestis is showing. There's something in your walls. Aw, I miss your weenus is showing days. We already talked about this. Sorry. We talk about so much that you cannot expect me to check off every single thing. That's why.

Speaking of checking off, it's a check and balance situation. So forgive us if we overstep. If you were a loved one have been affected by mesothelium, I'll call now. Okay, next. I was watching, wow, I've got like a bunch of good stuff really quick. And then I've got a question for you. Okay. I was watching Dodgeball the other day.

If you haven't seen Dodgeball a while, I implore you to revisit. That cast is so freaking stacked. It's shocking. There's one, I went through the whole cast, and I clicked on everybody. There's one kid who's like nine in the thing. I go, I recognize him. Shark boy and lava girl. He's from Shark.

What have I always said? We don't talk about. Ben Stiller enough. We don't. We don't. We need to give him. And yeah, by the way, we give so many people credit for like they're preparing their bodies for roles. Matthew McConaughey got like deathly skinny for Dallas Byers Club.

Russell Crow got ripped to the gods for Gladiator. what who else i don't know christian bail christian bail for american psychos brennan fraser brenn fraser yeah bin siller for tropic thunder for dodgeball for

what else he is shredded and then get this then i start looking i go now who is this his wife who is this thank you who is this woman that's in all these movies with him Love her. That's his wife, Christine Taylor. I never knew her name.

I feel horrible. Because she's in Zoolander with it. She's in everything. Yeah. She's in everything. She's great. I look back. They'd be married for 23 years.

They split. They split over COVID. And then. Or they got back together over COVID. You want to take the rest? Mrs. Mrs. Wikipedia?

I think that's it. They split. I know everything about Ben. They got back together during COVID. Yes. That sounds right. And then get. Oh, that's a different movie.

But I feel the same. Vince Vaughn also. Like, we should be talking about him at least three times a day. There should be a club where this is a feature that I really like that Amazon Prime added on videos. If you pause it on a scene, it shows you everything about the scene. Here's where it was filmed. Here's every actor in this scene. Here's what else. You can click on there. It's amazing. I hope they still have it. But I was just fascinated. I was fascinated by Dodge Ball. Yeah. Every person in that is just an A-List celebrity. That was my first ever R-rated movie. well done you know what my first pg 13 movie was that i think like literally caused me every single issue i maybe that i have today shallow hal have you ever seen that like really really really they gave it they're all they were trying to make like a really like a really like pc message actually like they did the opposite and we can't jack black and gwenith paltrow

and the premise is that how i know what it is i know what it is Okay, well, I'll tell people that don't know. It's like the most shallow guy in the world. And he gets stuck in an elevator with Tony Robbins. And he hypnotizes him. And it's like you're going to see everybody for what they look like on the inside. And so he is like seeing all these beautiful women. And everyone's like, dude, what are you talking about?

And he's like, what are you talking about? Because these women are actually like not conventionally attractive, but he's seeing them for what they are on the inside. And then he meets Guanteth Paltrow, who is Gwyneth Paltrow, obviously, like the most gorgeous women in the world. great movie plot. Right. But not really, though, because they thought they were sending this message like, oh, like, it's what's on the inside that counts, but it's actually like he actually needed to be hypnotized to find Gwen and Paltrow attractive.

Like, he would not have been able to find her being overweight attractive unless he was literally they changed his brain chemistry. So actually not a great message, but they gave it their all at the time. I think like, I don't know. And Jason Alexander. Because it's kind of like, oh, well, I guess it was. opposite of society's standards of beautiful. Right, that's what they were trying to do.

But like what the message actually was is the only way for him to think Gwyneth was beautiful was being completely altered. Yeah. Yeah. But it is, it is, if you keep that in mind and feel like you can kind of see past that flaw. Well, I love Jack Black and I love George Costanza. Yeah, yeah.

So how much was not? That's my first PG-13 movie. Yeah. And I like Gwyneth as well. Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah. I'll be watching that.

Yeah. Really quick. Yeah. Did you hear this thing on airlines? I don't know if they're actually considering it or if this was a headline, but airlines, I mean, I don't even know how to say this. Morning Brew came out with this article that was like, airlines are considering like weight loss, giving out Ozympic instead of pretzels. Like that was written in the article. So, like, I don't think that there's any truth to it.

That's not real. Connor. They could cut, they're cutting back on snacks because they save in like 70 million dollars a year on people that like way less. There's no way that's real. Can we look it up? There's an article. Airlines estimate weight loss drugs could save them millions. Okay, that doesn't mean they're handing out the ozempic on the plane instead of pretzels. So morning brew worded it in a way that left me a little bit confused. That's fine. I'm glad that you were able to fact check that. before you told everyone that airlines are now giving out, Ozympic. I didn't say giving out.

You did. So much as considering giving out. Okay. So that's like. Sorry. I misspoke. No worries. I'm glad you fact checked that.

Yeah. United Airlines said it estimates drugs like OZMP could save the airline at least $80 million a year. Okay, we can move on. I thought they were going to give it out. No. They're just estimating. Yeah. Do you brush your teeth before or after breakfast?

Depends. I'm not a breakfast person. I think I do both before right when I wake up and then after my coffee. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good way to do it. How about you? I brush before every single time.

I don't always brush after. Yeah. But it is the most heated debate on the internet right now. Oh. Morning I'm pretty like intends about brushing my teeth at night. Like I'm terrible. Like I will never not wash my face. Like I don't give a shit if I don't brush my teeth at night.

I am. Like I do. I try to and I do. but like if I get home late, I'm like, yes, I'll wash my face. I'm too tired to brush my teeth right now. I am so obsessed with keeping up with the tooth dashy ends. Well, you also have had a lot of cavities in your life, right? Yeah.

I grinded my teeth at night and it was sleeping me with no anal-oral health. Well, that's what my dentist always says. You have healthy teeth. You just have no enamel because you grind your teeth. But everyone on the internet, the two sides. never seen such a heated debate. Wow, I haven't seen this debate. Because people are like, you're going to leave the house after eating breakfast and not brushing your teeth. That's disgusting. And then the other people are like, you're going to eat food with dirty, gross tongue and teeth.

That's the side I'm on. You've just slept. You've been sitting there with a cavernous, moist, bacteria-filled din not moving for eight hours. And then you're going to go put a pancake in that? Yeah, I brush my teeth first thing. You're going to dip your ego in like crusty. You're making me feel like a little bit sick. Crusty tongue. Ew. And you're going to swallow that.

Yeah. I would say pre-regardless. And then the only thing you're leaving the house with some banana and yogurt on your teeth, that's somebody else's problem, chew a piece of gum. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think sandwich it. Brush your teeth, eat brush your teeth again. Before bed.

No, in the morning. morning. Before bed, do whatever you want. I think you should brush your teeth before bed. Yeah, obviously you should. Because then it's the same thing. You're like leaving all that stuff on your mouth and then you're going to sleep and you're just kind of like throwing out crumbs for the bacteria. You're also just going to brush your teeth first thing in the morning. So it's kind of like. I think it's that eight hour cycle of like having your mouth closed and having a bunch of

food sitting in between your teeth. Never bothered me. The cold never bothered her in eyes. But I'll like brush my teeth at night and then eat and then go to bed. I'll brush my teeth get in bed decide I need an entire pack of peanut M&Ms You know what we can chalk this up to DSDF?

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