Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Puffer Stays ON

Episode Date: February 20, 2025

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It's good to see you. It's, first of all, it's good to see. Let's take that word for word. It's so good to see. I think about every day what life would be like if I couldn't see. But then to add the extra piece of the equation, you, C comma, you. I completely am aligned with that, especially with my contacts in. Like, you are in HD Crystal Clear 2020.

What a privilege it is to not only see clearly, but see you clearly for what feels like the first time. See you clearly. Capital C. Across the board. Speaking of C clearly. I got prescription sunglasses so that I could see clearly in the sun, which seems like a brilliant idea. Yeah. Now, when you are wearing your contacts and you look through a prescription, it is blurry.

Did you know that? because it like cancels each other out. It's like my old vision. Because it's like perfect vision looking through. It's like what you would see if you put on my glasses. Dare I say it cancels each other out. Dare you say it? I don't know why no one.

I don't know why no one, why would they fail to mention me that. I don't know why they failed to mention you that. Specifically that, because that seems like a big thing. It feels big. Like not to like play DA here, but why were you putting on your glasses?

if you ever contact's in. Oh, your sunglasses. Oh, Lord. Well, maybe that was probably like incredibly, not only stupid, but dumb on my part. I don't, don't be so hard on yourself. No one would know that unless they took elementary school and remembered it. Warby Parker took me for a fucking ride.

Connor, let's just leave it at that. Let's just leave it at that. I can really speak on them right now. Let's just leave it at that. We can leave it right there. Let's just leave it at that. Orby, I was thinking, I was going to, to suggest to you maybe transition lenses for contacts, but...

I just need to get non-prescription sunglasses, which is now clear to me. Good song, but I've already spent 250 on the prescription sunglasses would have been like 100 if I didn't get talked into the blue light and the anti-fateague. Oh, I've done that. And they had the ship to you. Yeah. Yeah. The anti-fatigue piece really put me over the edge. I mean, honestly, if someone tells me this will help you with. your fatigue, this will be anti-fatiguing. I'm going to say, okay, give it to me. I'm no better than you.

I'm no better than you. But that, again, took me for a freaking ride. Did you think you were going to see like 40-40 when you put it in the... I thought maybe I'd just be less tired. Oh. But it turns out only my eyes will be less tired and I'm not even sure that that's the case. So... Well, we're here and that's what matters.

Welcome you guys all back to Broken Conner Make a Puff. podcast. Welcome you guys all back. Welcome you guys all back. I'm just going to touch on some things very quickly. Touch on them. Um, first of all, I'm feeling healthy for the first time in three weeks. It has been such an unbelievable ride, you guys. I think the peak of my, my illness, which I'll go into in a second, was last Wednesday. And I, it's good to see that public speculation is live and well on the internet. I kind of relapse on Reddit when someone said, didn't anyone notice Connor was inebriated on the podcast. Oh, you're back in the trenches. No, it was not. Um, ennebriated. I thank you you guys so much for that. You guys are all very creative storytellers. And I love that. And that is

your right. As American Redditors, that is your right. And I love it. I didn't help that I asked you if you were blackout. No, but the thing is, I have never shied away from saying I am home up for a drug. That is true. In fact, in fact, I've leaned into it. Some of, some of people's favorite episodes are me clinching the bucket for an hour and a half. That's true. With glasses on, almost yakking. Um, but no, that was not the case last week. You were feeling sickly. Last week, I had moved all of my stuff out over the weekend. By the way, on the show that Maggie was on, remember, I was like, I'm on Sudafet and Mucenex.

It has been three full weeks of me being sick. And it's incredible because, well, first of all, I'll just wrap that part up. I was on, like, heavy meds last week because no one knew what illness I had on an empty stomach after flying here on the red eye. So I was out of it. So everyone was correct in that. And I was trying to like smile and push through and I think I was overcompensating a bit. Oh, honey. It's okay.

But we all have off weeks and I'm sure it's it's definitely challenging to see those off weeks analyzed on the internet. Pushed out and through. Pushed out and through and having press send. I will say like one thing about us too. In three years we have skipped two weeks, two episodes ever. and I think most people would probably take a break with all of the things that we have going on right now. Not us.

Not us. So I thank everyone for the patience. We are working on a more permanent solution for the Zoom viewers. I think you'll like like it almost. I think everyone will like it. If everyone's, if anyone can see on camera right now,

I did get a colorful mic that lights up as I speak. So the audio should be much better this week. I did figure out how to turn on or turn off the center stage, zoom in, zoom out. Yes. On my Zoom. But thank you for the patience. We were working on a solution and it will be, you have to start from under the bar to raise it

because you have to lift it up. Maybe like your state of mind last week was for the best because it's like there's got, we could only rise through the ashes from there. Yeah. Like my, my, my, my like headspace after like seeing. two comments, which like, I'm just assuming that 100% of the comments that I saw were like, we have to kill Connor. And like, like, we need to band together, find him and like pull his lens off his body,

like Angus Khan style. And I was like, I'm with you. Like I will meet you guys out in the public square and we can do like a stoning. You guys can stone me. I want to circle back to my illness, my mysterious illness. So I go to the doctor in L.A. That's when I got the meds for my illness that they said I wasn't sick. Doc, I wouldn't be here.

Like, I don't want to come here. I don't have fun at the doctor's office. I don't want to be here. I promise you, I don't feel good. What were your symptoms? Like everything. And it freaked me out because, so then I get to New York and the weather's freezing cold and I'm like, oh, I'm depressed. Like, I must just be depressed.

Can't stop sleeping 12 hours a day. This is so you when you moved to L.A. the first time. Look. Oh, my gosh. And slept through the apocalypse with your mono. So then I go, no, Brooke, that's exactly. I was like, oh my gosh, wait. No, like I'm, I forgot I'm sick.

My throat hurts. I'm grumpy. I'm tired. I had a long day every single day. And so I go back to the doctor's office because, and this is gross. Sorry, I just want to, like, explain everybody. I had, like, the, like, white stuff of the back of my. Ooh.

My tonsils were swollen and I had that crap. And so I go in, and she's like, oh, yeah, you have pneumonia? No. Yeah. And I was like, really? She's like, well, have you had mono? And I was like, yeah. she's like when i was like five six years ago she's like oh it could be ma now and i was like my god

like that would make sense because it's been three weeks um and then she gave me antibiotics finally and like day one of antibiotics i was like oh my gosh it was whatever she these antibiotics are for so i'm like back i'm so thankful to be back i'm not so i'm thankful for that and for antibiotics one thing it's you know what you need to start doing though what Like when you feel sick, just like take it easy if pause. Yeah. Like it's okay to like spend the day in bed when you're sick. I did that like all last week.

Okay, good. It's weird. And two things I am removing for my life, biting my nails because I've been touching so much stuff here. Oh, do you mind if I pick the skin off my lips right now? No, put your fingers in your mouth and like count your blessings. My chelitis is like out of control. I want to put my fist in my whole, I want to put my whole fist on my mouth. right now because I miss it.

Okay. And my year ago today's, because my year ago today was me walking max going to get a coffee on the canals and the sun is shining. And there's going to be a blizzard here tomorrow. Wait, what do you miss? Putting your fist in your mouth. Putting my fingers in all my fingers in my mouth. But then also Snapchat year ago today. Why aren't you just doing it then?

Because I touched, you know, like I get on the subway and I touch the bar. Oh, oh. Okay. Sorry. I wasn't following. I assumed you would just do it regardless. No, I'm like too aware of like I'm going to be a guy that has hands on the eyes in his pocket. I think I would even draw the line at Subway.

Subway to fist and mouth pipeline. I totally agree. There's a drop of sweat running down in between my tits right now. Like it's crazy, but I'm not going to take off my sweater. But I want you to know that I'm ignoring it. But it is running ever so slowly down the middle of my grand Tons. I liked you referring to your. breasts as tits just then.

Yeah. Like, that's what they are. I generally don't like that word. Like, it's not something that I would say, but I liked you saying it just then in that context. Oh my gosh. Guess who was getting coffee this morning next to me. You want to do 20 questions or you wanted to just tell me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are they an actor? Yeah. Are they a girl? No. Are they a boy? Yeah. Um, are they young? No.

Are they very, are they like over 50? Yeah. Are they a comedian? Yeah. Were they on SNL? Yeah. Will Ferrell? No.

Adjacent to Will Ferrell? Yeah. Um, is it Adam Sandler? Yeah. Well done. Wow. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah, I was like sitting in, um, this gobb shop and I was with Hunter and this guy walks in, didn't

even look at him. Mike, your mic went out. Wait. Wait. Oh my gosh. Wait, can you hear me? Wait, oh my gosh. Okay. Okay, wait. I've been, I've been. And he saved the day. Can you just save the day? I, I, okay, so there's a mute button on the mic that I've been, I've been touching you with my nose. You've been flirting with the mute button. I've been tap, tip tapping on it with the tap. tip of my nose. You've been Eskimo kissing the mute button. And it's not a button. You don't put it. It doesn't click when you push it. It like is like touchscreen, but it doesn't look touchscreen. And so like, yeah, I understand. And I just so faintly, Kenny saw like a little microphone with a line through it on the front of it. Wow. Like, that's a power of community. That'll do it. That's a power of community and everyone like having a semi grasp on IT. Like maybe you muted it. Okay. Maybe I did with my nose. Okay. We're back.

But, okay, Adam Sandler, yeah, he was like, he walked in, like, perfect thing, like, most perfect thing I've ever heard a man say. You guys still sell coffee here? That is hysterical. Stop Adam. Yeah, they do. And then he got a little coffee and he just went on his way. That's, that's one person. I wonder if he feels pressured to always, like, walk in a place and deliver a line like that.

Like, oh, you're coming. Oh, boy. I guess here I am. You still work here? Obviously, like, I want to put like a little notch in my Boy Scout belt or whatever they put on their satchel, their sash, whatever. A patch, right? A badge? A badge?

A badge. A badge on your sash, Shay? A badge on my sash. Yeah. Can you hear my stomach? No. Okay. Like the same way that I, you guys can't hear the jackhammer absolutely going eight shit like 10 feet from my left ear.

No, can't hear your stomach. Um, but like fully, I know Adam Sandler's nice. I didn't ask for a picture. I said, you know what? Seeing Adam Sandler and hearing him riff is enough. And it was for me. I feel fulfilled. Yeah.

I would imagine that's enough. My heart and cup are overflowing. Um, and it felt good. Additionally, I was at a bar on Saturday night, kind of like 8, 8 p.m. It's raining. Um, um, I'm standing in the back. And then I notice everybody's staring at me.

And I'm like, okay, you guys. Like, I'm just like you. Just a person. I'm just like you guys, okay? Podcasters are people too. Come on, you guys. Come on. Treat me like a person.

And I'm like, y'all still sell beer here? No. And I'm like, okay, this is like getting out of hand. and then Jake but he kicks me from under the table and goes Jason Mamoa is like sitting like inches from your back because there was like two stools behind me that like we didn't even bother sitting in

because it's not even a table it's like two stools like Jason Mamoa you know he's so tiny and slim he slipped right in and threw me and passed me and was just right behind me for the evening he was like genuinely like breathtaking. I don't know how else to say it. Like the biggest man I've ever seen in my life. I would love to stand next to him.

I think I genuinely think he could eat a smart car. Like if he had a whole day. Or is it more just like also like just like the bulk? It's the it's the bulk. And if he wasn't Jason Mamoa, I would actually be like, wow, that guy has a beerbelly. But I know it wasn't a beer belly. I know it was like one solid piece of concrete. But it was just like kind of breathtaking. It's only 6'4.

Oh, the way he carries himself is very much 6.5. Uh-huh. Really? Yeah, and he's about 6 foot, four feet wide, too. Damn. Yeah, he's got arms and arms genuinely like the size of my chest piece. I'd like to see him one day. When he checked out.

In a way, I already have. When he checked out, Apple Pay, tapped his phone. I was like, Jason Momo uses Apple Pay. Wow. They are just like us. They are just like us. I can't stop tapping. I'm like an Apple Pay freak.

No, I am too. I love Apple Pay. I love convenience. It's always been one of my favorite things. Brooke you and me both and speak of the devil. But you would not do something that you would not hire someone to do something that you could do yourself. That I can do myself, except I have to admit something to you. I did go puff ice this weekend.

I've always been the biggest proponent of go pumping ice. Well, I could go, like here I can genuinely walk outside. but there was like a group at a house and I didn't know where we were and I was like, can I just like call in ice? They're like 100% you can call on ice. And I feel like a piece of ass doing that. But I was kind of the glue between the two groups and I was like, I feel like me being middleman here is more important. Like me maintaining a middle table persona here, a midler persona between these two groups. Like you couldn't leave.

And choreographing and being the liaison between. these two groups of young men and women. It was more valuable for me, actually less selfish of me in the grand scheme of things to go puff ice. And I'm kind of supporting gig workers in the same vein.

Gay workers? This person may have been gay. But what did you say? I said ally. No, you're supporting what workers? Gig. GIG. GIG. What is that? Why are you gig?

people who have gigs gig working the gig working economy is like like Uber okay I understand I've never I've never heard that term gig workers now it sounds like a slur it completely slurred up Completely like

Yeah Like don't shame gig working Yeah It's heavy on the ears The hard G is kind of not It's not resonating with my eardrums I'm trying to think of what happened in between last week and this week. I officially have my apartment.

I think I said that, but I signed my lease on Saturday morning. Like signed, seal, delivered. And then obviously, I went and got coffee with Veronica yesterday. Veronica is cool. Yeah. And he was like, hey, like, random question. But like, why didn't you wait three months until you're done with tour to sign a lease on an apartment? I mean, yeah, it is a great question.

and it's an honest one. And it's truthful. Sometimes I think that you, this is all love, like from a sister to a brother. Think of like the hardest way to do something and then do it that way. And I think that all must come from somewhere.

It's got to. You're like, how could I make this the most difficult for myself where I have to jump through like as many hoops as humanly possible and then some? I'll take that. Check. I'll take that route.

I'll take that and the check. Yeah, it's like, okay, let me move out by myself. And then I move it to a storage unit, you know, all my stuff's in a storage unit. Who's going to get it from the storage unit? I don't know. Who is going to get it? If anyone says a word about me wearing the same thing every day for the next three months, you know, they're about to start.

I'm not going to do anything about it, but just know that I have hate in my heart for you. I'm going to be, I've been living out of a suitcase since I got here. I'll continue to live out of a suitcase. I need an entire. I'm a new wardrobe. My sweaty tits will just be ruining every, every tea and knitted, knitted vest I own. Yeah. Damn, sorry about your sweaty tits.

No, it's okay. It's just like an unbelievable situation I'm going through over here right now. And I didn't, I've never sweat this much like in this crevice before. Well, like, welcome to being a woman. Are you sweating in between your? Always. Your units? Always.

Constantly? I'm always doing in between. you knit sweat. I am. Boob sweat. It's, well, it's like genuinely, oh, I thought boob sweat was like under the boob. It could be anywhere. It honestly depends on the shape of your boobs.

I don't really have a shape of my boobs. They're just part of my chest, which is why I'm so curious about the placement of the sweat. It's running right in between my. I feel like smaller boob, smaller chested women like you and I might, it might rip it down the middle more so. Well, maybe I need to build out my chest a little bit more so that I can disperse more evenly my beads of sweat because right now

it feels like there's a water fountain coming and it's just take your wool sweater off. I'm just going to look really washed out because I've never been more pale in my life and I think I'd rather have this cream sweater on kind of giving me a little bit of a glow. Yeah, I need to use my tanning drops.

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I definitely had to say something. Okay. And that's where I'll start. Oh, I actually, like in between all of the mean comments from last week, people were so supportive. And I had thought that I was going to get pushed back for being so upset about my tooth because, like, in the grand scheme of things, not a huge deal. People were so supportive of my tooth and made me feel so much better. Truly, I had gone from like the trenches of despair. and now I feel like so validated

because people were really validating that it is challenging to have a really large space in your teeth. And a lot of people had suggested that I just start eating with my embezzeline in which I really appreciated because I was already doing that and felt gross. So I really appreciated you guys

also validating that. I mean, thank you so much. There are so many people that have experienced this very thing, which sometimes that's all you need to hear is just like I've been through this too. Yeah. And you will come out the other side.

So I want to thank you all so much for seeing me in that regard. Already feeling so much better. I have my orthodonts appointment right after this to kind of get those official aligners to begin closing that space and start that process. So I'm really excited about that. And just I wanted to thank everyone for that. You made me feel so much better. That's really sweet.

Yeah. I was feeling great. And honest and truthful. And then, so that was one good thing that happened last week. week and then something remarkable happened as well. Okay. I went to Laguna Beach over the weekend because I had never really been. I think I went once with you, but like we didn't like walk around or anything.

Right. I think we were just in the space. But we were walking around and there was this like secondhand store that we walked into. And in the front, it was like an art supply store. In the front there was this like basket of. meanie babies and one caught my eye. I mean, I have tears in my eyes just thinking about this. Freckles. Conner. Freckles was a meanie baby that I had had before Hodgepodge and I had lost him. And complete devastation. Hodgepodge, who you guys know, I have a tattoo of Hodgepodge.

He's, you know, he's one of my, he's my son. Freckles was my first born and I lost him and Hodgepodge has been the most incredible. I don't want to say replacement because he's not a replacement. many so much more than that incredible support system after the loss of freckles. Freckles was sitting in that basket in that secondhand store. Probably not the freckles that I had lost, but a freckles on the left. It could have been my very freckles. But I have thought about freckles so much over the years. And it just never felt right to like go on eBay and get a freckles, you know, that didn't feel meaningful in any way.

It's just like freckles is gone and you have to accept that. But seeing freckles in the. this space, I mean hysterics. It was like reuniting with like someone I haven't seen in truly 25 years. Someone you used to pick apples with in

Papa's orchard. And to think he was only five USD, I would have paid unlimited. Hey, there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see. So Freckles came home with me, which is exciting and to see him and hodgepodge next to each other.

it's like it meant the world as a mother. It's really sweet. How many stuffed animals do you think is too many to have in my bed right now? Not including, not including you know who, scorst, my Scandinavian bear, because he's more of a pillow. That's more of a pillow piece. I don't know, six. Okay.

What are you working with like 27 or 8? I would say six. Six. I would say I'm about to hit the threshold. I know. We should be careful because we don't need another case of me wearing wired headphones and being accused of appropriating autistic culture by having 50 stuff. Like that was a stuffed animal conversation.

That's not something that I fear. Okay. I saw something. Because that is something that you can just say that is so ridiculous that I'm going to just walk past that and never look back. That was like genuinely one of the funniest comments. ever seen on. You can just laugh at something like that. A lot of times I'm like, oh, crap, am I? That one I was like, what? But I saw that conversation around the squish mellows.

Someone saying that they couldn't, there's a shortage now because. Okay, well, I'm not doing squish mellows. I'm just talking on my ass. There's such an amazing amount of noises happening, but I'm going to ignore them. You have to ignore them. Yeah, I'm going to ignore them. You have to. I can tell you if you were sitting here, my stomach would be just as distracting. that's awesome that together where like your contacts and your prescription zone glasses it cancels out.

Yeah. As long as we're as long as we're locked in together. Nice call back. You're coming here next week, right? I'm coming there next week for literally, well here's, y'all know I don't like traveling like in the slightest. Friday I leave for Indiana

to go to the frats. Oh my God. Yeah. I'm doing Kappa. this weekend for mom's weekend you're rushing you're dirty rushing i'm like full on dirty rushing and conner it's negative one degree um no i swear i mean there's no way like all those parties are outside they are outside i get this gabby says you can't wear your puffer because there's not space i believe her i said i don't give a

shit if there's not space i'm wearing my puffer i think your argument and and gabby's argument should be we're you guys are both like half of the size of a person i will freeze and break apart like an icicle i'm wearing the puffer at kappa well pov you're wearing a puffer at kappa that is me this weekend um get ready with me to wear a puffer g r wm to wear a puffer outside he's going with you I agree. Ferenheit. What?

Fahrenheit. Who's going with you? Channing, who has actually decided not to do a pair of, a signature pair of wedges for Kappa due to the open-toed nature of them. Maybe she gets a clothes toe wedge. It's too late. We're leaving. You're leaving Friday. Yeah.

It's Wednesday. Yeah. I don't know. I think the wedges. It's just a big process. I can't even be in to understand her creative genius behind that. But, yes, doing. mom's weekend.

Okay, I'm gonna text Channing separately and ask her to please vlog because I know. She is vlogging. She is vlogging. Okay, good. I am worried. I'm just like, yeah. It's just interesting to me that people,

they're all like 20, you know? I mean, as someone. It feels, obviously you drink at college. Underage. That's just a fact of life. It feels wrong for me to be enabling it. It feels like I'm enabling it if I'm at the frats. I will say my dad had no.

problem at father's weekend. Yeah. But I feel a little guilty. Is that weird? Yeah, it's weird. Okay. I'll brush past it. Yeah, you should just go and like you didn't have that college experience at all.

So I feel like just like go and like hang dong. I didn't go to one. I mean like hanged like I meant like I meant like I meant like rock out with your cock out. But like hang dong was like a little bit too. A little bit too. It was a little bit too. I was going to say hang sweaty tits, but I was like, no, I shouldn't say that. Like I should, I should say hang dong.

Hang dong is better. Don't drop your clit, you know? Okay. At Kappa. Okay. I'm like so scared. I'm going to leave my clit at Kappa. No, Brooke, you really need to keep track of your clit while you're at Kappa and make sure that.

I know Channings going to lose hers. Honestly, I'm worried about that. No, you need to, she's going to say nobody move. I just dropped my clit. I'm sure she will. And you're going to. Between your. Like imagine Channing said she's going to do.

Gabby has some, I hope she doesn't mind me sharing. And if she does, I feel horrible Gabby. Not, I wouldn't say X's, but X's for, for the sake of it that we will be, that they're at the frat that we will be doing. I don't understand how it works at all. But I think it's like a her sorority in this frat. And that's like a mixer. Yeah. Of sorts.

And that is the community that will be a part of. And Channing's already talking about doing like one on ones with those who have. of scorned Gabby. I don't think that'll necessarily help Gabby. No. But I'm excited to see it happen. Nonetheless.

I'm jealous from a distance. From a distance. Yeah. Alexa's also coming to, which is great. Alexa is like such, just like the person you want on site in moments of chaos. Yeah. Yeah. Mom vibes.

Yeah. And obviously my mom has, did I tell you my mom moved to Indiana? Nope. Because why not? I feel like my favorite comment ever is going to be like, I love when Brooke Loki shades her mom. Like that's going to be like that's going to go down in my favorite comment. I feel bad. I feel bad.

Anyway. Yeah, but my mom has actually moved to Indiana temporarily. I'm not sure what her end goal is, but she is 15 minutes away from. from the university. IU. Yeah, that's what it's called. And we'll not be attending. Mom's weekend.

It's not her scene. Which does make sense. Yeah, that would definitely leave her feeling uncensored, I fear. I fear it would knock her chakra right off. It would knock her chakra. Oh, her chakra. Yeah. So it's just easier for me to fly there.

Oh, are you Mama Bear this weekend? That's what I'm saying. Gabby's doing three moms this weekend. None of which are her birth mom who was 15 away. I really miss the connection. I really thought, oh, Brooke, it's going to be so much more fun going there for parents weekend or mom's weekend. Because there's going to be like a lot of moms there. And the moms are fun. They're like there to like hang on.

I'm like worried about the moms hanging on. No. I don't know who I'm more scared of the 20 year olds or the moms. The moms are going to be like, oh, like I shouldn't do the ice. I shouldn't take a shot. but okay, like for my daughter, they're fun. It's like, it's fun.

You're going to have a blast. I do, I do think, hey, at the very least there will be some, some stories to share. At the end of the day, that's all we can ask. But yeah, I'm going to college this weekend.

And then I come back on Sunday and then leave Wednesday for New York, which is my fastest turnaround ever for a trip. Wait, you're going to go. anxiety back to L.A. I am because I like just like two nights with Jonathan, Sunday night Monday, three nights with Jonathan is worth it to me. Wow, that's incredible.

I like the leaving him is like it's almost impossible to bear. Wow. Yeah, it's tough. But yeah, then I'm coming to New York for an event just for two days. I know. But tell everyone what we're doing. We're going to go. So, um, we're going to.

see Little Shop of Horse. And what's funny is our friend Milo, M, he's in it. Well, I don't know, I don't know Milo yet, but I'm excited to see him. We're going to go see him on Bway, well, off Bway. And then I got tickets too late. So I'm about 17 seats down the row from Catherine and Brooke. But I'm cool doing something. He's going to be so good, I think.

One thing about me, I can do things by myself. And Liz Gillies, too. You know who she is? Yeah. Like, I think they're going to be so good. I'm so excited. Connor, this is the perfect show for you. It's like Wicked and Little Shop are the shows that I would recommend to people who, like, are just dipping their toes into the Broadway space.

I'm ready to put my whole foot in this bitch. Like, I think you're going to end up by the end of Little Shop, your leg will be in the space. Maybe both. Whoa, up to my knee or what are we doing? No, Tha. I was thinking like your thigh tattoo will be covered. So my tit sweat has moved in my palms and I kid you not there's a drop of sweat. Are you having a panic attack?

I don't know. Oh, but speaking of, sorry to switch off Bway so fast. No, that's okay. I'm just really excited for you to see that, and I'm excited to see it. I have a trial course with a therapist. Isn't that crazy? Are you serious? Yeah, get ready for the most annoying person you've ever met come like two weeks from now.

I am so happy for you. How did this come about? I was actually with Hunter yesterday, and he was like, right now, pull out your phone and email that therapist. I want to watch you press send. Yeah. And I was like, okay, I'm going to do it. And then I was like, I don't want to.

And he's like, do it right now. Push send. Hunter's leaving right now, the apartment. Bye, Hunter. Love you. And he said love you. Thank you. And I was like, okay, I'm going to do it.

I pressed sin. And then she got back today. I was like, oh, yeah, I actually have one available spot, like one more client that I can take on. So I'm going to do like 15 to 20 minute trial. See what I need, she said. Uh-huh. That's great.

I had a therapist be like, I don't, I can't do that. That's fine. That's better they tell you that then. But I'm so happy. Thanks. Well, the last one was like 60 something years old. So I was like, I don't think we'd be a good match anyway and I don't want to fight you. You know, because that's what.

Yeah, I don't know. You'll see. You'll see. Speaking of fight, I want to tell you this. Wait, when is your first? When is the call? I didn't respond to her email for a bill. Respond right now.

Open your phone. I want to watch you press send. Oh, my notes are. Show me how you press send. Okay. I'll do it right now. Okay. Let's aim for this week.

See me your availability for this week and next so we can find a time. Let's aim for them. I feel like I shouldn't do this in here because I've got to look at my calendar and go back to the email. I'm going to text you then to make sure you do it. Okay. I'll send you a screenshot. Okay. Yeah, send me a screenshot.

But I'd tell you about this thing that happened this weekend. Okay. So also Saturday after me and Mr. MoMA had parted ways. Talk about tit sweat. Imagine his tit sweat if he's worked up. We go to a secondary location that was right near where I'm staying. A secondary location? A secondary location, the second location to get a drink.

What does that have to do with dairy? Secondary location. Secondary. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, that was my enunciation.

But I, and I'm one for, I'm usually an advocate for enunciating. That was my bad. That was my bad. That was my bad. It's just like classic like flick of the wrist. That is a classic flick of the wrist situation. I was going to say flick of the tongue. What am I thinking of?

Slip of the tongue. What is it? Slip of the tongue. Slip of the tongue. Not flip of the tongue. That's a weak end song. Yeah. Slip of the wrist.

Yeah, something like that. Okay. So we go to this, this box. And I go there's a downstairs restroom which like Brett it was so spot on with his video the other day. He said like why are restaurants downstairs all the sudden? It's embarrassing. It's like a walk of shame of sorts. Yeah.

Let me go drain my dragon down this in the basement. You know, like please just leave me upstairs. Like I'm below sea level to go to the restroom. I'd rather go home. But so I go downstairs and I'm in the urinal space. and I hear these two guys at the sink and they're talking in Irish and I was like oh my gosh are you guys Irish and they're like no it was Scottish like or something and I was like oh okay and like okay my bad whatever I was going to be like oh I was just no duh we're Irish like we're Irish and I was like oh cool I was just in Ireland for a while I was like not catching their sarcasm I don't think Irish people are sarcastic so it's just like very dry yeah and I was like oh okay I was just there like I was in this place and this place and they're like oh we're from we're from galway and i was like very and then like it switched and it was like very aggressive towards me and i was like i caught it and i was

like okay like i just need to get out of the downstairs bathroom and an older gentleman comes in in like a suit and the dude the one dude the one irish who'd start like put his chest out to like they were ready they were ready this old man and i go okay easy easy easy easy this the old man's like he's not an old man he's probably his 50s he was like i'm just trying to pay whatever and I was like no you're good like I don't know so I go upstairs and the Irish shoot after I was like hey don't touch this this this gentleman was just staring at me as I left and I was like oh crap I go upstairs and I tell the group that I was with I was like I swear like keep an eye behind me because there's a dude downstairs that's just like looking for a fight and we're talking talking talking and then all of a sudden Aiden who I don't know if you've met Aden I haven't met any of your New York community okay well you will next week we'll grab that supper. Okay. So we're no I can't do supper I'm missing a tooth. Oh we'll do we'll do we'll do we'll have to do drinks. We'll do um we'll do we'll have to do Invisaline on hang out. We'll do non-sexual tantalizing and our course. Tantric tantric. Tantric and of course. Okay. We'll just stare at each other and exchange it. I would literally rather do tantric intercourse with someone than eat in front of them. right now. I would rather do tantric intercourse with someone than, like, go and do this therapy, first

therapy session. No. But you're going to. I can't do tantric intercourse with my therapist. Are you going to be honest with your therapist? Yeah, I'm going to be really shy, but I'll be honest. Okay. Anyways, all of a sudden, Aiden pushes past me, like, quickly.

And I'm like, what the hell? These two are scrapping. The guy came up and was going to hit me in the back of the head. from downstairs. And in two seconds... He's going to hit you in the back of the head? In two... Well, because he was, he was like, wound up,

ready to sock me in my head. Wait, and Aidan swooped in? Swooped in, grabbed him. In two seconds, the bouncer has Aidan in a headlock. I grabbed the dude that was trying to hit me because now his new prime target is Aiden, who's in a headlock on the ground. And then the server's over there,

and I had just helped the server find this, like, drunk girl's phone. And so, like, we were tight. And I'm like, we're... going to leave, we're going to leave like that. And the bouncer comes out and the manager comes out. And I was like, that dude, I swear to God that was not Aden. He was downstairs looking for a fight. He tried to fight an old man. And they go, we know, we know. We know him. Like, we know it's not your fault. And I was like, what the hell? They were like, he's the owner of the

bar. He fights everybody. He fights everybody at the bar. Do you want to give us the name of the bar or not really? No, I can't because I really enjoy it. And I'm going to have to wear a disguise next time I go back. And it's very close to where I'm staying. But oh my gosh, it was just like, Wait, he didn't get kicked out. I was like, why is he still in there? Why are we? Did you leave? Yeah, I was like, we're going to leave anyways, but like, why don't you take care of him?

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So that was something that I've never been in a bar fight. I've broken up bar fights, but I've never been. It was really exhilarating. Wow. Buy everybody on the way out with my cousin. coat being like, we're out of here. You know, like, you don't even want to be here. And, like, everyone's looking like, whoa, they got in a bar fight.

And, like, obviously, like, I didn't throw one punch. I was about to get and probably knock the fuck out. And my buff friend, like, had to step in and intercepts this person. But I was like, well, that felt like really good, you know? Wow, Connor. That is cool. I never want to, I never wanted to happen again because I don't think that that, that outcome would be the same at all, but it was cool, like, to have that experience.

I would like to be in a bar-adjacent fight one day, one of these days. I mean, it all just happens in the blink of an eye. It all happened so fast. That's the thing. It all happened so fast. I mean, it had to be in, like, it all had to happen in under, like, 10 seconds. I'm not kidding. Yeah.

The first punch, headlock, whatever. Damn, Connor. Anyways, that's like all the updates I have on my end. And I am excited to say that I've started wearing underwear again out of necessity because you absolutely like have to wear underwear here. Yeah. And so my skims have been getting like a lot of use out of them. And I'm, I heart skims too. I'm wearing my skims today too.

Oh my gosh. They're so awesome. And I'm wearing briefs. Skims briefs. Now remind me, briefs are the length of boxers but tight. They're not super tight. Like they're not compression shorts, which is what you wear to run. But they're not loose boxers.

But they're not loose boxers. They're the tighter, like, they're form fitting. Yeah. Like the funny thing about boxers, they're so loose. But when you put on a pair of pants, they're a thong. They go in between your cheeks and up your ass because they, they pulled up. But briefs will stay put. Want to hear something horrible?

Yes. Last time I was home in Florida, I forgot pajamas. So I was like, oh, like, maybe this is actually weird to say. but I was like, oh, I'll just take a pair of pop-ops boxers. Is it weird to take a pair of your grandpa's boxers? No. Okay. So I was like, oh, I'll just take a pair of pop-ops boxers, put them on, briefs on my form.

That is, yeah, that's. Briefs on my form. That's encroaching, that's encroaching some territory that I don't think that. No, they were boxers, but on me, on my form, they were brief. They became briefs. They became. They transitioned lensed. They were trans-brie.

From boxer on his body to brief on mine. Thank you. Wow. Yeah. Well, Pop Pop is a skinny legend. So that's not like. It was almost like wow. It was almost like a wow.

And nice and yay. Yeah. Well. Very cool. Yeah. Yeah. That's encroaching on some territory that I don't think that you would want to have been close to body on body speak well it's not even that it's just more of like the forms but it's a statement

about the two forms two different forms well okay what are you going to do nothing that's the thing Connor pop up has a tight bod like that's not that has nothing to do with anybody I need to get in I don't I think we've been yapping for a long time and I have like some very timely things that I want to chat through with you okay one SNL 50 okay I know that we talked about it for a second. Briefly last night. Briefly last night. There were several moments that I loved, not really any that had to do with any skits as my thing.

I put it on like three separate times and I kept just like getting distracted because they were all skits that I've seen a thousand trillion times just reenacted. So I just like saw everything on Twitter. Yeah, I think all the highlights are what's important. It was the cool, like to me, that was like my award show. People that watched like award shows religiously and they're like, oh my gosh, Matt Gala. That was my Mac Gala. Yeah. It was the coolest thing ever seeing like all of those specific people.

It was great to see every, every, the gang backed all together. This is really cool. A fusion of gangs. And there's like so many people that didn't get like Timothy Chalme, I was shocked, didn't go. But they had like the BAFTA British Awards, whatever. But like everyone else I was there was like, oh, this is very. cool. I was really missing Bill. I know what everyone was. That was what is the issue or what is the deal with Bill Hader not being

there. I know. Like there's obviously you know what public speculation. You know how that happens. I know one thing or no, maybe maybe he, maybe you know one thing or two about public speculation. Maybe he was inebriated. Yeah. He could have been inebriated. He was probably inebriated. He was probably inebriated and that's why he couldn't make it. But on the other hand, he could have been, he could have been sick. He could have been tired. He, his reps just said he had a scheduling conflict, but I don't know. I was missing him. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, him. I love him. Like, I'm not going to argue if that's what his rap says, but like that would be

incredible to have a scheduling conflict that conflicted with like your whole upbringing career once. Something was, someone came out and said like he doesn't have a good relationship with Lauren. I've heard that. But I don't know.

Other things I love, Julie Dreyfus needs to genuinely be president, not just in deep. I think she's the funniest person on the planet. I think, did you see the skit with her and Tina Faye and Amy Poehler. I don't think I did. It wasn't really a skit. Basically they were going through.

This is like probably my favorite part of the whole thing was Tina Fah and Paul. I do need to like fully watch it. Someone else had said this but it was like kind of a weird thing for me to like see this SNL 50 thing and be like, oh wow, look at all these great people that have left the show. You know, like it was like a celebration of 50 years, but it was also like, oh wow, look at all those, the funniest parts of the show are like gone from the show. That's like, that's what I was thinking. I was like, oh, I miss when Tina Faye and Amy Poehler and Will Ferrell and all them were like doing the skits and Kristen Wigg.

It's like, oh my gosh, that's what I used to watch. I do wonder, like, I look back at SNL in terms of like the cast and just like, wow, that era was the best. That era was the best. That era was the best. Like, I wonder if people will look back at like the recent SNL ever and be like, loved that era. Do you know what I mean? It's impossible to say. I am genuine.

I like wonder. Well, Julie Louis Dreyfis and she had the funniest interaction with Tina fan Amy Poehler. They were like, and like Julie Louis Dreyfus brought her service dog. That's our emotional support dog, whatever. And she's like, oh, no, no, I'm here for him. He's blind. What was she blind in? Julia?

Yeah. I don't know. A show? What do you mean? A show? Maybe Vee. Pretending to be blind in something. Probably Seinfeld or V. Do you know what I'm talking about, Kenny? I think Taylor, no. Arrested Development. Do you remember? Did you watch that? Yeah. Yeah, that was great. Sorry.

I have my stuff pulled up. One, Judd Apatouse had if someone made the hangover today, they would make a billion dollars and that's causing waves. Did you see that? No. I don't know what. Did you guys see that anyone else in the studio? Did you guys see that Jed Aptow had said, like, if someone made the hangover today would make a billion dollars? Yeah, I saw that statement. Why is that? What was the context of him saying that?

Like, I think that because everyone's saying, no, if someone made the hangover today, it would just go straight to prime video. And that was like a dig. What was the context? Unfortunately, I do not know the context of it. I just saw the quote, but I can look it up for you. I think he was saying, like, that the art of writing comedy like that has been lost. and if someone could, like, figure out a way to write that sort of... Could he not?

I mean, yeah, that's what I was saying. Also, he was posting a ton of photos of him, like, with all these people, like, oh, when Kenan Thompson was on, I think that movie about the Fat Camp, what was that? Like, Keenan Thompson was legitimately 12, and Judd-Aptow looks the same age that he does now. Oh. And, like, Keenan Thompson is, like, 40s? He might even be 50s now. Keenan?

Maybe not. I don't know. That would make Judd Apatatat like 80. Keenan was born in 1978. All right. Give me a little bit more than that. He's 46. And Judd is...

66? 57. 57? So they're not even 10 years apart. Well, Judd Apatel was alive during that time when people looked like in their 40s when they were like 21. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Like George Costan? Yeah. Yes. Yes. George Cassanza being like a. dud on Seinfeld, like, had all the girls, like, absolutely in line stopping wet for George Costanza. And that was how every show like that was.

They were like, oh, look at that. Look at that guy that just walked in. And the guy is, like, someone who modern day women would, like, call HR on if he said hello to them. I, like, fear that I would have been one of those girls for George, almost, even a little. He does have a pull, but it's strictly personal. There is a pull. There is a pull. It's, yeah.

Okay, so that Martin Short and Meryl Streep, that was, that was Meryl Streep's first time on S&L ever. So I think that Martin Short and Meryl Streep are like full ongoing. Yeah. It's so hard that he got her to be. Like, that's the hardest launch I've ever seen, like Meryl Streep and her launch. There needs to be, and I think, like, there are more books coming out about it that I love, like, more like 60 plus romances in Pop-Cola. What's that one with Diane Keaton? That movie.

Yes. I would love more movies like that. Something's got to give. Something's got to give. Something's got to give in the rom-com industry. I'll step up to the damn plate if you guys need me. We need a renaissance. And this is when I'll come back and say, everyone needs to go watch Grace and Frankie.

Grayson Frankie's good. I just watched Bridget Jones is mad crazy about the boy. Oh, how was that? I love Leo. That made me really sad because Bridget, or Renee Zellwiger's. Okay. Wait.

Who's the dude that's in like one day and he's in White Lotus last season? Leo. Leo, that's who you love. He's the love interest. He's the love interest. I'm just like so confused. Does he know where the, he's a great actor, but like, I don't know. How was he the love interest in every single show right now?

How could he not be? How could you be a casting agent and think of anyone else at a time like that? I mean, it was, it was a, it was not a natural fit for this movie. I didn't feel like. Well, you know they're based off of books. No. Yeah, you know, my book was Pitch's Jen Z. Bridget Jones.

Oh, wow. Because they're books. Well, I love Bridget Jones. I love that. Sounds like you do. Well, I do love it. I don't think that that was like a, wasn't your favorite segment of her storyline. No, it just didn't feel like a like a natural fit for some reason.

Like, I don't know if it's. because I'm so, I've watched so many things with Leo in it. And Renee Zalbogger, like, all I've watched really, she's like so Bridgy Jones to me. But the way they filmed, it was really beautiful. And I feel like what's happening right now with like the way things are filmed, which I hate is that they're so sharp. It looks like you're watching like planet Earth when you're watching anyone but you. They're so sharp and they're so kitsy. And like you almost want like a softer filming type, you know?

And yet people came for wicked when they went soft. What do you mean? They're like some of the like colors and wicked were like muted a bit and people were like so outraged. I want like a more grainy filmography when someone films a rom-com. Like I want it to be like the most high death I want it to be is like 50 first dates film. Like the colors are really nice, almost like pasteli, really soft. Just your TV maybe? No.

No. It's the way that they produce. Like it's almost like 3D printed. Okay. Did you watch White Lotus? I watched White Lotus. I want, first of all, did you clock Luscious Malfoy, Lucius, sorry.

Connor, I have seen each Harry Potter 30 plus times. I didn't clock Lucius M for even one second. No ounce of me was like, that man looks familiar, until I got on Twitter the next day and was like I literally couldn't clock Lucius without that hair and I was like, what do you mean? That wasn't luch. I cannot believe that's luch.

On my father's fat ass could not pin that man and then I got on IMDB like immediately and obviously there's not, they don't have the cast up yet so like I had to individually search characters and like look for the deadline article that had them all in it and I was like, shit, Lucius.

But he needs a wig. Like I literally could. couldn't have place. They should have, I mean, I love what they did with the place. Like, they nailed it. They really nailed it. I love the accents. It reminds me of like an SMU family so much, like a Texas, like, loaded family that's just like on this trip and they're all douchebags and they all want to fuck each other. That's like a perfect example. I'm so excited to see where that family is going to go. That is a perfect example of when I say like brothers and sisters are not supposed to be like this is my best friend, like happy birthday

to my best friend and I'm like, no, you're not supposed to be that close. You're not supposed to have like your mom's not supposed to be like jumping on you after your football game and taking a picture and being like so proud of my boy. I feel like they aren't like that though. Like especially the Patrick Schwarzenegger brother. Like he doesn't know his siblings at all. He's getting to know them, which is concerning. The way that he's choosing to get to know them, which is concerning.

They are getting, they are bonding in a way. They are getting acquainted. I like kind of was thrown off a little bit when the sister was like, no, he can stay with me. No, I know. What? I don't think Mike White is going to go. Well, I didn't think Mike White was going to go there. And then at the end, I said maybe he just might.

Maybe he just might. Maybe we're doing incest. Like I really. We dipped our toe into the incest space last season with Leo's character and his uncle. Remember? He was fucking his uncle, but it wasn't. his uncle. Oh my gosh.

But we didn't necessarily know that. Oh boy. Oh boy. Did I forget about the incest in the last season? Yeah. So maybe that was just like the warm up. It's crazy how quickly incest will just like leave your brain when a new incest moment happens. I forgot about Leah's incest.

Yeah, that was one thing. And then the big thing that everybody clocked. Well, I think one person clocked and everyone else claimed to clock was them on the boat. Patrick Schwarzenegger with his glasses on. the daughter with her headphones on and the son, the youngest brother, drinking a bottle of pepthicola. Yeah. And it was like, see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. And then there's monkeys everywhere.

And like, I just want to be like, we get it. We see the monkeys because they like keep being like, there's monkeys outside. And it's like, we saw the monkeys like right in the first scene. I saw that there are monkeys. I have a, I have a theory. Tell me. And we can all, we can all call our shots. I think a monkey's going to, I think a monkey's going to.

I think a monkey's going to get a gun. I was just about to say, do you think the monkey pulled the trigger? I think a monkey pulled the trigger and I think it's like a planet of the ape situation. I don't know if I'm there with you. I do obviously like something is going to happen with the monkeys. I think the monkeys are going to find a Glock. I don't think they're going to find a Glock, but something will happen with the monkey. I think we're going to see a monkey with an AK-47 strapped to its hip and just plowing them down.

Now, I have another question really quickly about the beginning scene with the young man doing the meditation. Okay. When he's in the water, what do you think he saw that made him like try to get out? A body. Oh, damn. I thought it was like a creature. I thought it was like an alligator or like a snake. No, the whole thing about White Lotus is that you see a body at the beginning and then you work your way back to figure out who it is. Damn. I thought it was a gator. No, it wasn't a gator. Okay. I was like, oh, because my first thought when I see like a creek like that is like, I'm not getting in.

There's critters in there. Right. I think he like didn't have like the luxury. See, I would have ran inside the house with all the other people running inside. Well, he was looking for his mom. He was looking for his mom. He was Belinda. He was looking for his mom.

Yeah. Where's my mom? where's my mom? I'm all alone. I'm way too young to be on my own. Yeah, it was very much that. And then Greg pops up again. Greg, who was cheating on Tanya last season,

is effing with this little. Oh, I also forgot, like, I had to remind myself, Greg, Greg is the one that tried to get Tanya killed. Yeah. Yeah. And now he's living in Thailand with his little, little mama. Yeah.

that he hates too. So Greg's just like a miserable. It's good to see him. It's always good to see him. His bald head. I love that thing that they said, that they said all these, all these like losers at home or whatever they call those bald white dudes that like come to Thailand.

Yes, yes, yes. I vaguely recall. That was really special. But I liked it. I'm so excited to see. I love White Lotus. I'm excited to see where it goes.

It's like the only TV I could watch now. I'm so happy to have something to do with everyone. Yeah. It really feels like I'm, it really feels. It's nice to be back with everyone. It feels like I joined a softball team. They're like a big ball team and I can, I'm going on Sundays. But I got, I got White Lotus merch.

So I have a robe with a hood on it and slippers from the White Lotus. And it's they're the brunch slippers, you know? Yeah. U.S. Oh my God. That's amazing. Yeah. I'll send you a picture.

Maybe you'll wear them in the bonus. Last thing I want to talk about really quick and then we'll go to bone. Yeah. Not to bring this. up like right before you fly out to Indiana and then directly fly out here. Yeah, the plane crash. No, let's not.

The Delta flight doing a tuck and roll. Let's not do the somersault. No, all I want to say about that? Okay. Okay. You know what? I'm just going to say it. God forbid, God forbid.

Thank you so much for everything that you've given me. Such an ideal situation for everyone on that flight. They got in a plane crash. None of the people on that plane, including employees, will ever have to work again. And that is the reason my theory that planes that go down, their ideal situation is like everybody died.

No one can sue them. Families. Families. All right. Well, I would get a good TikTok out of it, a good viral TikTok out of it, and then I would be able to sue, and I'd probably never work again. I'd probably go drag it up in Thailand, shape my head and be bald. If I was, I don't, actually, I like don't even, I don't want to say anything.

in the space. I don't even want to say the P word. No, and I won't. But they said that it was like weather. But then now they're saying that the pilot like straight up hit the ground and so hard that the wheel retracted. And I'm so happy everyone is okay. Me too. It was just a Hawaii pilot that I saw on Twitter that was like, hey guys, they're saying something's like off with the oil.

They said that they're just going to fix it. But I'm not feeling it. So I'm out. Good luck. I don't know what they're going to do for you guys, but I'm not going to fly on this plan, so good luck. And everyone on the plane was like, what? We're going to Hawaii.

And he was like, I don't know what to tell you. I'm not risking it. Sorry, bye. I'm like, king, you did nothing wrong. Good. Get off that plan. If you're not feeling it, anyone that has an issue with the pilot saying, eh, I'm out.

Would you get off the plane? I'd be on the pilot's back heading out. I'm going home with the pilot. Yeah. That's my family. Yeah, I agree. Okay, well, that was fun. It was nice catching up.

That was fun catching up. I feel like I had so much to spew today, given my restraint last week and my out-of-body experience. We can keep spewing in the bonus. Yeah, we'll spew in the bone. Okay, see you there. Love you. I'll see you guys all there. Thanks for the patience as we find it for our permanent solution.

And thank you, Reddit, for all of your creative writing abilities. And thank you for all your support. about my tooth. Thank you. And thank you for 100K. Thank you. Bye, guys. This week, I'm close friends. You just told me about the duck penis.

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