Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Reuniting w/ Alexandra Daddario & Morgan Nalley

Episode Date: April 20, 2023

MERCH: http://bncmerch.com  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3TKp26G  Against all odds, Brooke and Connor welcome their dear friends, Alexandra Daddario and Morgan Nalley, on the show. Alex and Morgan explain how they first discovered Brooke and Connor, what living together during the pandemic was like, and how to land a job on your favorite TV show. Plus, Brooke and Connor have a fun game for all of them to play that leaves Alex speechless.   Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights  Email us at [e-mail] !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BANDC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Download Tinder today and explore all of the possibilities for yourself. Head to https://Prose.com/bandc for your FREE in-depth hair consultation and 15% off your first order! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BANDC and get on your way to being your best self. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 A Sweaty Intro 0:37 Intro 1:11 Alex and Morgan’s Intro 3:10 A Stressful Day 6:20 Podcasting In The Dark 9:14 ZocDoc 10:28 How Morgan and Alex Met 12:50 When B&C Met Alex & Morgan 14:20 Downloading TikTok In The Pandemic 15:00 Alex Wanted To Party With Connor 17:35 Connor’s DM To Alex 18:52 Weird Restaurant Encounters 20:11 Tinder 21:16 Morgan’s Stand Up 22:33 Bombing On Stage 26:05 Scenario For Daddario 30:25 Alex’s Wedding 31:53 This Is What Dreams Are Made Of 34:19 Connor’s Shroom Massage 36:44 A Very Intimate Massage 38:54 Break My Back! 39:51 The Reiki Experience 41:19 Prose  43:47 Acupuncture Is Everything 45:23 Brooke Is Not A Fan of Acupuncture 46:30 The Best Kind of Nap 48:03 Love Is Blind Recap 52:13 Internet Beef 53:22 Is It OK To Bully? 54:23 BetterHelp 56:21 We Are Anti Bullying 56:56 Is Global Warming Good? 57:36 Alex’s Skunk Invasion 1:00:00 Our Media Training 1:01:58 Sweaty Check In 1:02:29 Philly Love 1:03:20 How Alex Landed It’s Always Sunny 1:04:50 Alex on New Girl 1:05:23 Repeat Television 1:06:11 Speaking Out Against Shows 1:08:16 One More Scenario For Daddario 1:10:43 Getting The Ick 1:12:34 Alex & Morgan’s Outro 1:13:00 See You In Bonus! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The more I talk about it, the worse it gets. So let's move forward. You want like a cold, compress. No, I'm good. A washcloth. We want the rest of this coffee. That'll help. That should be good.

Yeah. Move it along. Is it showing? Can you guys see how much I'm sweating? Yeah. No. Yeah. Is it clear?

Is it picking up? on the on the cam no no charming it's endearing you think the sweat earnest good word good word of the week hey brooke hi Connor are you ready to map I'm ready to pee ignorance is bliss I'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome oh I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five where were you in Pennsylvania touch grass might I suggest We're just going to dive right in today. Okay. Is it on?

Are we going? Okay. So, something about us is we don't know how to intro or extra the podcast. And the body is also. The body is also a little bit. You have trouble introing the podcast? Yeah, very much so. Like saying, hey guys.

Welcome. Welcome back. Really, really, really hard for us. Got it. We've actually had chat GBT do it a few times. Are you familiar with checking? I sure am, yeah. That's like that AI, it generates.

You ask it, like, can you write an intro for my podcast, and it spits one out? There's actually a whole issue with the writer's strike. Yes, because they're concerned that AI is going to start writing all the Hollywood movies. I'm never going to get a job. I'm concerned. I'm never going to get a job. And then you don't have to give residuals to anyone because it's a robot. That's scary? That's perfect. Oh.

Oh. Perfect. Before we get into that. Hey, guys. Do you girls want to try to intro the pod? Oh, yeah. So if you were to be introing a pod at this time. At this time, P-O-V, your, Brooke, your Connor.

Or if you're more comfortable, you're a Brooke and your Connor. Whatever feels right. Okay, P-O-V, you're Brooke and Connor and you're introing the pod. Does that help? Yeah. No. I'm not sure, but I, what about, how do you, how do you guys? There's no answer.

No. Welcome back. to the Connor and Brooke podcast. What's the name of the podcast? Brooke and Connor make a podcast. Welcome back. Thank you for joining it. Yes.

It's Brooklyn Connor. That's better than anything we've ever done. We have a really low bar, obviously, but that is like above and beyond anything that we've ever made it to. We should have that on recording and just like play it at the beginning. Can that be our new intro that we do? Of every episode. It's expensive.

Welcome back. We have some really just normal, some of our friends. completely chill we just needed to fill up some seats today so we asked Morgan Nally and Alexander Didario D'Dario How's it go?

It's actually It's actually pronounced both ways Really? Good. That was like the one thing today She was like I was like DeDario You need to say it correctly Okay cool Diderio. Ambedexteris

That's right Yeah That's cool Yeah It's like bilingual I think would be Bilingual Bilingual queen Well thanks for

Thanks for coming in. It almost didn't happen. Well, this almost didn't happen. Right. How do you guys feel about honesty? Great about it. Yeah. Today, kicked my ass.

Okay. In the balls. Okay. From the start, it kind of kicked me in the balls and ass. Nothing went. Like, okay. It was a, it was a ball and ass taken kind of dead. Right.

Right from the start? Right from the start. But what happened? All this happened with the podcast. We can take it from the top. Sure. You seemed pretty chipper on the phone. You handled the crisis well.

I do well in crisis. It didn't come across like you'd had a I shouldn't bad day. Right. I handle all of my issues by bottling them and exploding once a quarter. That's like as men do. Men will literally explode once a quarter

instead of going to therapy. I would encourage once a quarterly explosion. If it'll pause therapy. This podcast might be brought to you by better help. I can't remember this week. But so there's just a real. restaurant in the Palisades that I'm obsessed with and I'm going to go all the time.

And I was like, Brooke, let's start the day. Let's get our brains going early. Let's head over to the Palisades. What time is this? Like, my alarm went off at 10. Okay. I think we got there at 11. 30. Yeah, it was closed. Timelines fuzzy. You're not allowed to be, you're a cafe. You call yourself a cafe in your clothes on a Sunday. Name a more cafe day than Sunday. I can't. Tuesday? No. I wouldn't be caught dead at a cafe on a Tuesday. Right. I'm so, I'm drenched. I'm sweating.

You can't. It's a really warm jacket. So that sounds awful. Yeah. That's awful. And leading into what ended up happening within the last hour, which I know you guys. Right. I'm a lot more relaxed probably than you guys.

Well, we had to go to a cafe that wasn't the initial one. So there is a possibility that we'll get food poisoning in the next 10 to 15 minutes. Diarrhea. Great. As I was eating, I was like, like something yeah like something really sinister could happen I'm feeling

like it's possible on my end but who's to say so that's awesome so that happened food poisoning and then I got lost on the way to the podcast studio because you know what sorry what? Oh on the way there you got lost

yeah well that's what I'm saying I make one wrong turn and it's like okay forget it like it's not possible for me to make a right turn moving forward. What happened when you finally got there? Yeah, it takes me a while to get to. No, I just The power was out. Right.

So that's why we're here. Obviously the power was out though. Because we held off. There was no electricity in the podcast whatsoever. It was pitch black and one of our options given to us was would you guys maybe want to record in the dark? That would have been fun.

I would have loved that. It would be like kind of a dining in the dark experience. How would they record without power like on a generator? That was the one question I had for the team was how would this work moving forward? Right. With the visuals. Yeah. It would have been just a dark.

It would be, that's like, that's like modern cinema is very dark. Right. We could have been very forward. We could have used to cell phone light to light ourselves. They also used to do, I don't know if anyone's seen reality TV. Yeah, I like that. No, reality TV, have you ever heard of it? It's a movie.

It's basically a real life movie. No, back on like Rock of Love, they used to. I think it was Rock of Love. What's that? That sounds good. You're not seeing Rock of Love. No. You got to go on Hulu.

It's all three seasons. Brett Michaels' Rock of Love. I could go off on this. So I'm going to taper it back a little. You're good at that. Brett Michaels was finding love. Rock of Love. There were three seasons.

Bandana. You do know. He's got a bandana. I love it. Constantly. Poison's lead singer. Oh, Poison. Yes, Poison.

I know you're a really big fan. I'm obsessed with poison. But he had a reality TV dating show, even though he kind of had a wife the whole time, I don't know, but he just dated strippers and they did crazy things, but they would do like dates in the dark and stuff and just feel around. That's fun. You know.

Bring that out. We've lost, we've lost the plot with reality. We need to go back to just, it's pitch black and we're guessing. Love is blind. Love is blind. Rock of Love on BH one. We need more rock. Honestly, that's what Love is blind is. Essentially. You don't have visual access. I just binged the first time of season yesterday.

I want to, if at all possible, speak about that. We can. But what were we, what we get kind of like. So we're not doing the podcast in the dark. We're here now. The cool thing about that is that we have a new set that we've been really excited about. And we were saving ourselves for you to come onto that set. And we were not, we didn't want any other guests except for you guys.

Oh my God. We were saving our set virginities. So naturally. Thankfully the power was able to know out. Yeah, but not that big of a deal for me, relaxing for me. But for you guys lugging equipment and panicking and trying to figure it out, very stressful. No, it was, I mean, we're lucky it's you guys because... Do people get fussy?

Because it was really easy. I could see someone getting fussy in that. I think more so than getting fussy about to date. You mean they would say they would just be like, we're going to move forward and never, we're not going to pick back up. No, we're thankful for you continue. Yeah, you guys are so easy and low-key

and chill. Yeah, easy, low-key and chill. Thank you. That's what, no one's talking about how low-key and chill they are. That's what I try to make people. Everyone here. That's why this podcast is, no one's doing it like us because we are just constantly keeping it. Chill. Yes. So I guess people don't know, like, how you two know each other and what your relationship is.

So I guess my question for you would be, how do you two know each other and what is your relationship to each other at this time? Well, we met because I worked with an actress who worked with Morgan and I was going to go do a movie in Toronto and I needed someone. to watch my dog and also my house. Okay. I was very protective of both at the time. Even though they're both gone now, very sad. Oh, no. Gone like.

Sorry. But it's okay. I'll continue with the story. That was a dark joke. But my friend said, my friend said, my friend Morgan is moving to L.A. from New York. and we met at dinner and she was like

I have nowhere to live and I have crashing with our friend at the time sleeping on a friend's couch But about five minutes It's like about five minutes Not even five minutes into said dinner I went ding ding ding ding She was like do you want to move into my house

This person has nowhere to live Oh you guys weren't kidding at all when you said that No That you actually it was like a five minute situation Until you said get in my house Yeah and then I said will you live in my house And watch my dog Will you come in indefinitely or just?

No, until I finish the movie three months. And then it turned into three years of living together. Wow. But two weeks after she moved in, my mom and sister were like, we're going to come stay in L.A. Oh, yeah. You were like, okay, you just moved into this house. And I was like, okay, great. I'm excited.

I'm not in a studio apartment anymore. Like sharing. It was very generous. But then moved there. And she's like, my mom and my sister are coming to stay with you. And they stayed for two weeks. I lived with her mom and her sister. Did you have a blast?

We had a nice time. We met your mom. She was at the premiere. Oh. She's my favorite person. I talked to your mom for like 15 minutes. I couldn't get, I couldn't pry myself away from your mom. She's captivating.

My mom is really a fun time. She was like, we gotta get Alex out of here. And I was like, I don't know Alex that was. I can't tell her. That is your daughter, right? You should yell at her, throw something at her. You were like, you were talking up. You talked to everybody.

that room. Yes. Yet you're good at your job. Anyone who wanted to talk. Yeah. You're really nice. Morgan and I met that night too. You guys were both like.

Yeah. And then we met. Yeah, that's when we met you at your premiere. Let's talk about that night. For the Make Fair Witches. Well, how about do you want to go back in time a little bit? Just like, I guess everybody on this podcast knows like that we love Alex and it's like kind of like a more like a connection there.

Yeah. But I love you guys. Well, we love you so deeply. And now Morgan, so deeply. Very intimately. So, yeah, very intimately. Well, we had the same sort of situation where when I met you at that, I guess we'll have to go from the beginning. But I was just, we hit it off as if I knew you for like ever.

Gangbusters. Yeah. It was nuts. You would have had her come live in your house after five minutes. You're that kind of person. No, we did. And then I go to, I go to Morgan. Before I even knew that you guys knew each other, I was just like looking for people to talk to because I was just in an annoying mood.

And we started talking and then I joked about jumping off the second story balcony and then you said hopefully you land on your neck Yeah I love this girl. That's when you know. That's what you know. And then I said we should keep in touch and you said is this one of those LA? We should keep in touch and I was like This is a tough bitch. And then you texted that night and it was like yeah Okay, real deal. I'm a big follower upper. Yeah. So just to go back to the thread. So Morgan moves in and then hangs out with my family and then you know so immediately within a month we're like super close even though we've probably spent a total of an hour together yeah and then i come home from the movie and the pandemic hits oh didn't so i knew morgan wasn't going anywhere right for a for a while

right yeah and then people were like it's going to last five years and i was like well i better be friendly to this girl because I you know we're going to live together for under rights and stuff once she's in the house under law squad rights civil marriage I think yeah yeah legally

and that brings to how I've found you guys which was the pandemic had hit right we downloaded TikTok and I yeah as we did as we all did too that was a that was a difficult time oh it was yeah and we were like these two look like they're

having a good time. Why aren't we having as much fun as they are? We would talk to the neighbors over the fence. That was fun. Going walks. Yeah. You know. But you got you were like in a house by the beach. Yeah. One of my family friend, Pandemic Connor was awesome. I hate to say this. Everyone always gets on me. I know that pandemic was horrible. Obviously goes out saying, that's here in my life. But that's what I thought. I was like, is it inappropriate to contact this person and ask him to come in like hang out with him and his friends at his beach house. Like he like to the west side. I get it. I flew out. We'll see from Philadelphia. You were brave. Yeah. I said I'm I'm, I'd like to see the home. And I got and I got a ticket. Did you guys what I

wanted to do? After that. Like when I moved to L.A. What happened was I was a preschool teacher. And then I had one viral TikTok and I said, I'm going to move forward with quitting. immediately. And I got lucky in that a few more went viral and then somehow got like agents. And then I said, do you think I need to move to L.A.? And they said, no, you can do everything from Philly. I said, perfect. I'll move. Yeah. Move to L.A. And that's when I, Connor also moved up to L.A. from that. Newport. Newport Beach House. And then we live together for three months until we didn't anymore. Right. And now we're just that. You are living the life that I wanted to live. I wanted. to contact Connor and hang out with his friends and move in and party and and like have a good

time and you know like become a TikTok star you are kind of you're you have more followers than both of us combined on that's not because I do good TikToks um I wouldn't say I wouldn't say that I wouldn't say that you have some great work you have some you have some bangers if you want to pull that one when we were in proper lockdown and you just were hammering a nail into the wall and I was like, you record me and I did and I was like, what is this? This isn't anything. It was actually a screw.

But yeah, that's about my, oh, we were hanging the curtain the curtain rods. That's right. That's fun. Well, I reached out to you. Yeah, and what did you say? I can't I'm not going to actually read the message because it brings me actual. I don't remember what it was. Okay, good. Well, I'll remind you. I can pull it up right now.

It makes me want to. I have it on my phone. Should I pull it? up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Summary. I'll summarize. I had been drinking a little bit. Oh, drinking. He talked a little bit. I don't remember a weird. No, no, no. I said every now and then I checked a seek.

At that point, I think my name was in your bio. Yes. And I was a little bit. Taking a back at that difficult time. And then. Hang on, I just like had a little bit of a worm. Shurpa. Take the Shepa. Tell you what, the Shurpa.

under the light. It's like a rough combo for body temperature. But I DM you and I said every now and then I check to see if my name is still in your bio. Like my grandpa has a memorial bench on a golf course that we got for him when he passed. And this is my bench on the golf course is your bio. You did not write. No, I did. I believe I did.

I don't think I read it. Oh, good. Or maybe I just locks it out. How about it? What were you worried about? Oh, you were a long sleeve? Do you have something under that? It was cold this morning.

Is this the food poisoning setting in? Oh, yeah. The sausage was a gray that I had not seen in a meat. It was like. Also the place had like such a smell. Oh, it was fishback. Was there nowhere else for you guys to go? No, the thing is like if it's me and Connor, like it's going to have to end up somewhere like that and it makes sense.

We constantly get it. I get it. I actually understand that. You know? We constantly get waiters that like. She just came up over her table and was standing And I was like Hiya Can I help you?

I was actually I thought she was mad at me for a second But she's just An internal processor I think Yeah So So um Internal

Should we do our Oh my god you're scaring this shit I mean with your food poisoning I'm starting to I'm starting to show Well we have a really There's a bit of boozy happening The more I talk about it the worse it gets

So Let's move forward I want like a cold compress. No, I'm good. A wash cloth. I want the rest of this coffee. That'll help. That should be good.

Yeah. Move it along. Is it showing? Can you guys see how much I'm sweating? Yeah. Yeah. Is it clear? Is it picking up on the,

on the cam? No. It's charming. It's endearing. You think to sweat? It's earnest. Good word. Good word of the week.

Word of the week. Morgan, I have a question for you and I don't know if you're allowed to say. Okay. Are you allowed to say what you do? I make my. I make. make money as well you know it's like I make sure she's a personal assistant but it's not the goal it's I'm not a lifer yeah it's a lot the internet often thinks that I work for her right

is a writer yeah I'm a writer Morgan that's amazing uh you're you are really funny thank you yeah um and I'm working on that yes so is he I know and he's doing way better than I am so no no no I mean actually doing legitimate stuff and not doing open mics next to abandoned mattress stores on Western Avenue. I would totally. I'll come to your stand-up. Will you? Yeah.

I have a show once a month in Malibu at Aviator Nation. It was good. I saw that online and that looked fun. It was. I'll come to Malibu for this. It would be fun. We could do oyster brand broad oyster. We can do broad street oysters and then jump at the ocean.

This sounds like the pandemic fun I was looking for when no pandemic is left. I will come to the west side for this And I go to Malibu. I'll go to, this is nice. We've made a plan. I love having something to show and I'm a follower-upper so I will do that. Okay, I have to tell you, so I bond last week. That was the first time I've ever bombed and it was at Hollywood improv.

Did people boo you? Like, they didn't do it, but they were so not into me that I felt like they were going to all rise up and kill me and have my head on a stake through the streets like parades. it. They wanted to be dead. And you know who I opened up for? Who? Oh, who's that woman on Abbott Elementary right now? Who's Chessie from Parenthra? Lysa Ann Walter. Oh, she's so funny. And she goes, that was a really good set. And I said,

Lisa Ann, you're not a liar. I know what I did up there. It's funny you say that I did. The first time I felt like I bombed was my friend Brett, he hosts these really fun backyard shows at his cousins in Glendale. And like, just, it's cool because it's like low stakes, but he gets like legitimate comedians who are just there like testing material. And I accidentally ended up being the last one. So I'm like, okay, so I'm somehow the headliner. This kid that went before me, he's a working comedian. He's hilarious. And he was just like, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke.

And killing it. And my style, like, I do more storytelling kind of comedy. And I was just like, oh, fuck, I'm in my head. And then I did it. And I was like, that was terrible. And Brett was like, Morgan, you did so great. I was just like, just fuck off, Brett. Don't lie to me.

Okay? And I went home and I took a shower and I was sad. It's great. You just shower it off and you... It is just so sobering. You guys are so sobery. Could you do it? No.

Me neither. We can all open for you and I'll bomb on purpose so then you feel more incredible. I'd be an option. I loki pray. I'm like, please bomb the person in front of me. The person in front of you, if you want... If you want them actually... I can sign up and go on before the two...

of you. And then I will get the crowd ready for something that's actually funny. Actually, no, we don't want him to bomb because you want the crowd to be in a good mood, be like all warmed up and all like this. And they're like, we're loose. Okay. It's why they have the two drink minimum. I get it now.

I totally get it. I'm like, lube everybody up. I need that blackout drunk so they don't know if they have a good time or not. I want to hop box the entire room before I walk in. I think that they should all be stoned. I should be able to like fart in a jar and they're crying last. Do you fart in jars? If I needed to, I would.

I wouldn't write it off. You could sell that. There's a market for it. I've heard. I've heard. Oh, you could sell a lot of things. Did you have something in mind? No, just anything you can think of.

Sell it. Yes. People sell farts and jars. Yeah. Farts and jars. I don't personally, but I've thought about it. Although, like, who's to say that, like, you are farting in the jar? Like, how do you verify?

We used to do that in. It's back in, I went on a, Yeah. Oh, video confirmation. Oh, you do video confirmation? You have to send a video along with it. How do you know that? If I tried to sell something like that, I think people would know about it.

That's a pretty good point. I cover it all up. I feel like that would be a pretty gross story that someone would have picked up on. No, I haven't tried that. You haven't. No one even knows it. Right. It's my hobby.

That's right. Like a headless body. Woman entrepreneurship. Love it. I stand for it. No, I haven't attempted anything. It's always an option. That's the thing.

It's always there. Okay. Connor came up with a really exciting segment for today. And I'd really like you to tell everyone the name. The name is what I came up with. Are we doing it? The name of the segment is better than the segment. Got it.

And we're just really excited about it. We had trouble actually building out. I told you. We had a really hard time. Kind of. The body of the segment. We did have a bit of like fall off. It's like if a painter was like, oh, I'm such a good painter.

And then once brush hits canvas, nothing. It's crystal clear. So that's kind of how we work. Yeah. Got it. So it's kind of figured out on the way. But this segment is called scenarios for didario. That's funny.

And then so and then we. Do you get it? I get it. Now, it took me a second. So it's like, but I understand now. Where did we lose you? Wasn't sure at first what scenarios meant and then I realized. Well, if your name was pronounced.

My brain, I understood scenario. It could be scenarios for didario or scenarios for didario, depending on the kind of mood you're in. Yeah. Yeah. That's all right. They're with a scenario. Very good.

And so in this situation, you are the didarios. Does that make sense? Yeah. Like a family feud. We are family. Okay, Connor, this is the first one is, you know that. Yes, and it doesn't make the way it's written. That first one is just.

It's not, let me, let me reframe that first one. It's really, okay. So, this is, this is not written correctly. I wrote that in a rush. I have an answer. Well, I just feel like the answer is obvious. Not for me. I don't have a husband.

I'm going to reframe. I'm going to reframe. They've taken it off the screen, so I can't read it. The hypothetical for you guys. is would you rather bang your significant other in, let me frame that, hang on, I can say that better. Would you rather bang your dad's body, but your husband's conscious, like Freaky Friday type situation, or your husband's body, but it's your dad in there? Does that make sense?

No, it does. It does make horrible suck. It's really bad. Off, I mean, gut reaction, I gotta go with... There's a right answer, by the way. I gotta go with dad's body because I can't like intimately be like knowing I'm making eye contact with... Sorry, we can't talk about this. Doug would be ashamed.

My question makes me like... It's strange. Yeah. It's a thinker. It's a thinker. It's a thinker. It's a scenario. This is the hard-hitting stuff you were trying to talk about at the cafe over...

Oh, this was what we were eating discussing over our food poisoning. So that is the right answer, right? Yeah, for me, that is. I'm going the opposite. it. What's funny is a lot of guys do not say that about like their girlfriend. They would rather bang

their girlfriend's body with their mom's conscience. I'm doing that. Well that's because mommy issues it's like mommy. It's very Freudian. Yeah. Boys are mom and boys. It's wild. It's tough. It's a tough not to swallow. I think it's either like you're protecting yourself or protecting your dad and I'm choosing to protect myself

in this scenario by having sex with my boyfriend's body. I think you're protecting, but if you do it with... Because I'm not... That's me hurting my dad. If you do it with like the body... Ew. You're actually...

Will he know when he swaps? He does. He will. Unfortunately, he will. When he swaps back. Mm-hmm. He will have that information. This is just a lose, lose all the round.

Yeah, it's a bad. Yeah. Ew. Brooke, I didn't know that about you. I think that that's just like the right answer. Unfortunately. For me. It's not meant to have an answer.

It's meant to just lead to discussion. You know, so you don't have to answer. Just it's all about this discourse. I think, I think you're probably right. I mean, they're both horrible choices. I mean, and it's just something. Is this to, like, save a life or is this just, it happened upon you? No, no life saving involved.

It's just, it's just, it's what it is. You're, it's not even like gun to your head. You have to do this to live. It's just happens. Right. You just have to. You just have to. At the end of the day, it's a scenario.

Scenario. Scenario. Scenario. Yeah. Cigario. Okay. Fun one. Great.

So I am good. Did you? Yes. Yeah. Okay. Next one? Yeah. Well, you know, I wanted to say,

speaking of husband. We could talk about this for longer. Let's dive in. Okay. You got married in New Orleans. I'm going to a wedding in New Orleans on Wednesday. Fun. Thanks.

That's all I had to say. It's, Was it awesome? It was. When you parade, like, I don't know if that's the right word. Yes. Parade through the, Oh, it's very, it's...

The energy. Oh, the energy. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's a beautiful, cool thing to do. You go and you parade through, and then, you know, there's a lot of drinking, which is great for a wedding because then everyone thinks they had the best time ever, even if they... Are you supposed to drink at your own wedding? I think it just depends. I chose not to.

But I'm also, like, old and older. Yeah. I'm drinking for two. Yes. I think I'll have to. Yeah, I think I'll just be so nervous to be in front of people that I'll have to maybe black out. Yeah. It's either ends in the spectrum I've noticed. I've not seen moderation. It's like either, you know, you drink nothing and you wake up. Right. Right. Right. You don't just get tipsy. Or like makeup's a little runny, sleepy eyes. Like, we're having the best time. Yeah. You don't want to get there for sure. Right. And I don't need to remember it because there will be pictures. And

yeah. You can just fill in the, fill the blanks. And the rest. And you'll have a great time. Yeah. Natasha. Exactly. Good Natasha. Yeah. The at Go Get Em Tiger when we got coffee.

They were playing Hillary Duff. Lizzie choir movie, the big grand finale song. And we learned she hadn't seen that. Wait, what's the big, the tide is high, but I'm holding on? No. What Dreams are made of? Oh, yeah. They were playing that.

They were playing that. The slow man version? The what version? Like the slow one where it's the guy that's like, hey, no. No, they just heard the CD release version of it, not the... So the actual movie? Yeah, the actual movie. They don't have that on Spotify.

They just have one by Trisha Padis. Do you know who that is? Sure. They just have the Trisha Padeish version. I didn't know that. And that's all they have. There's no Hillary version on Spotify. So I need that CD.

I have the Lizzie McGuire soundtrack CD. I can get my sister to send it to me. Maybe I should watch the movie. You love the movie. It's wonderful. It is one of the best movies in the world. It's feel good. It's more than feel good.

I completely missed it. Well, I guess. I guess I'm... Was this a reference to how old I am? No. Because remember, I said you just missed it because you and my sister are the same age. That's right.

She didn't miss it, so... It's a story of trials and tribulations and ups and down. I don't know why I'm like Conner talking about Lizzie McGuire. I don't think he's representing her well enough. That's the thing. Morgan, we get into this every week. There's something like... Connor, like, his childhood was different.

I was outside. He was outside. He wasn't consuming the... Outdoor kid. The kind of media that most of us were consuming. So he just doesn't know what I'm talking about ever. So it's a little hard. I don't know what it was.

I was like, he doesn't get it. No. Not to attack you. Thanks for seeing that. I am the one who has seen the movie. Alex is sitting here like I haven't seen it. But it's like you can tell that you're not. But you're not, you can tell.

I get Lizzie on her moped traveling through Europe. That's awesome for her. Europe. She was in Rome. That's not what it is, honor. Asia? No, it's in Europe. But.

Be specific. What am I wrong about? It's just like you're missing the passion. You're missing the passion. I would rather Alex who just hasn't seen it than somebody who's not, who has seen it and doesn't have the passion. It's insane that the human experience is so different.

Do not start with the human experience. And free will and like everything is so different for everybody and we're all on. That feels gaslighty to you when he starts going off about the human experience. It's like every time there's like a difference, it's like human experience. Do you know what I mean?

I'm gonna reroute us. Okay. So speaking of CDs and stuff, I've started, I have a back issue a little bit, like on my upper right kind of, it's something. And I was like, I need to go to the, I need to get a massage. And I've been going to this place

that influencers love, and I'm not going to docks them because not like that. I'm not malicious, especially to masseuses. So I found this place on the boardwalk in Venice that you simply, no one speaks English, they just want you there. So bad.

And so I was like, you know what? I'm going to take the bait. I'm going to go in, get a massage. Go in. Definitely felt like I was going to get hives, like putting my face on this thing in this garage, essentially. And I'm, right before I left, I, like, I just went to Airwana.

I bought a bunch of this, like, cool-looking chocolate. And I, like, had some chocolate. And I'm laying in on the Venice boardwalk with my head in the hole. and there's a CD player, like a boombox, playing only piano version of Dancing Queen. And I'm sitting there, had old woman on my back, this song with no lyrics is playing,

and I started thinking about, she was just 17. She has no idea that she's the dancing queen. And I start tearing up. I got home, I figured out, I ate my roommate's mushroom chocolates. I was like crying at the massage parlor on the boardwalk. This was yesterday.

And I'm like, she was only 17. She has her whole life ahead of her, dancing queen. And she just is so in the moment. And I, like, learned a lesson. Did you act? Awesome. Did you act incidentally the mushroom chocolate? I promise you, because I was having, I went and got my car detailed yesterday.

I got a massage. Big day. Yeah. And I was just like, I'm having such, like, an awesome day. But it could have been the shrooms. Yeah. Yeah. That's scary, though.

Like if I started. feeling like I was on shrooms having not taken shrooms like I it was my knowledge I would go to the hospital because I'd do that something's really feeling not like I feel happy and and for that reason I need to be checked out you know like a medical professional for sure yeah yeah this isn't my normal state yeah that's scary yeah I don't know my normal state I don't think I'm not very in touch with my body also anything like I'm stretched in sweat over here I could be having a situate I wouldn't even know you should should go to if you come to the east side yeah i've got this guy in glendale it's the most intimate

massage you'll get he's probably he's like he's either 50 or 80 and he's this yeah he's this very tender ukrainian man i'm up with him already like he was mad at me because i didn't park where he told me to park but i was worried about being late and like very like fatherly energy but he was just like, and like, it's just very warm and then we get in there and it's just the most intimate, like, hour and a half of your life. And he's like, I need you to park where I told you to park because I don't look at the clock when I'm in there. I listen to your body and whatever work needs to be done is being done. Why haven't you told me about this man? Come on. Because he's great. Is it like an hourly parking spot that you parked? Yeah,

he parked in a meter. He doesn't want time to eat. And he really, and I just kept apologizing. I was like, I'm really sorry. I just was where and just panicked. Leave everything you thought you knew. about your life at the door when you go in that. It was truly amazing and it was two hours and he just like you also have to wear like

two hours. Wear underwear that's like more coverage because he gets he gets in there. Like he pretzels you and benzine you're like that's a hand right there but not in an inappropriate way

you're like I trust him but also his hands are like I don't know why I'm going to such a detail about this. His hands are a little coarse but like he's very and he's just like it's amazing he's incredible And he also scares me a little.

But then afterwards, he gave me little Hershey's chocolates and two water bottles. And then he walked me to my car with his arm around me. That feels interesting. And he was like, he's like, when I see you again, like have a nice week, you know, all the time. And it was very. See, a lot of people wouldn't take it in the way that you're taking it. I love that's what I like about you. I love the sound.

Yeah. It's really lovely. Which I don't know what that says about me. It was. I feel like being nurtured, nurtured for two hours. I felt really safe. and very taken care of where you're like, that's what I want in this experience.

That's, wow. And he wasn't like obscenely expensive. Like, you can go to these places. We live in L.A. And it's like, you go and you're paying for what, like a vibe and it's a massage. Like, I got one that had the gouache on. I was like, he didn't do anything.

Like, break my back. You don't work on it. That's why I was on the boardwalk for. That's what you've always said. Because this guy at the place, his name's Keith. I can say that because no one knows where I'm talking about. Keith, halfway through the massage, big dude. I'm like, yes, like, he's going to kill me back there.

And that's what I was looking forward to. I had to double check if Keith was even in the room, like halfway through. I was like, Keith, are you there? He was like the ghost of a masseuse. He was so gentle. I was like, he hit me. He's like just tenderly, like, feathers. Yeah, and I was like, this is not like a spiritual, it's not a seance.

Like, I want you to hurt me. You want to be pretzled. I want to even, like, limp out of the back room, you know? I feel like they should have, like, before you go in, like, what? How do you want to be touched? I'm sure you could ask. I'm too shy. Oh, yeah.

I've never gotten a massage. Really? No, I don't like, I. Have you ever done Reiki? No, I don't. Is that when they don't touch you? They don't touch you on purpose. So that could be interesting.

You might love Reiki. I cried. It was really wonderful. You just pay the money and then you lay on a table and you, it's like a massage except they they don't do anything. They just touch you. It's energetic. It's all energetic.

So they put their hands over you and they just, they fix. and adjust. I'm not a, I'm sure I'm offending someone who does Reiki. But I, they, they do stuff with your energy, but you don't get touch.

And you really feel like it works? I, I think it's, I don't know. I've only done it a couple times and I felt like it's nice to have someone sort of like care for you for an hour,

but it's not really my thing. Right. So you don't like it. You cry. You don't like getting touch. Yeah. Have you done it? I only did it once.

Shannon gifted it to me. And what did you think? It was really lovely. It was a nice hour and it's like very, very warm and kind. Yeah. And then, and she's like, the right side of your body is male and the left side is female. And like, it was very interesting. And I cried at one point because it was just like this strange release.

So you feel the energy like moving. But a strange release. Yeah, it was like this like, she like got to like my right knee. And then it like started to like, it felt. really strange and then it was just like cried. I was like, oh, okay. Wow. You hold everything in your knee. Well, this is my bad knee. Oh my God. Wow. Whoa. I'm gonna do it. I'm, I'm, I'm to a point with my back where I'm like, I'll try anything. Have you tried acupuncture? Acupuncture's it. That's my next thing. My arm, I'm gonna get it on my arm too. Um, acupuncture's everything. She got me

into acupuncture. Really? Oh, I'm gonna do it. Truly. I'm totally going to do it. I want to try that too. That would be my first stop if I had a back problem. Yeah, I love it. Does it feel like getting a shot? No. You don't feel it. Can you feel it at all? Yeah, it feels like, no. She doesn't like being a sample of what it would maybe feel like.

It feels like. I'm guessing based on what she's trying to tell us. Like a nice inner massage for a tiny part of your body. Inner massage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And like if the points that they put them on sometimes like I went last. Friday and it like sometimes it's a little overwhelming because you can feel like it but it's good in a good way and like they do your ears which is like the representation of what is the ear I've done the ear acupuncture that's really your body and I have pretty gnarly TMJ and they put the like I don't know if you can hear this like wait oh yeah we can hear that yeah we got that I think wow yeah so it's super painful and what's happening like what is that sound It's my jaw misaligned and cracking all the time.

It's just like a... Oh, my God. Is it like dislocated from your... I don't know what's going on. I should go to a real doctor, but they fix it with acupuncture. Wow. And it makes the pain help not be there.

That's a sentence. Makes the pain help not be there. That was good for us. Do you ever like, this is why I don't think I could get acupuncture. Like, think about like what's going on in your body and then feel like you need to throw up. Like, think about like blood, like moving. through veins and stuff and then feel sick.

I understand what you're saying. Like it just like makes me like really queasy to think about like what's going on. Right. In there like that you have like organs and stuff. Yeah. No, it's. So I feel like I would be just like aware that like there's like needle like piercing through. I think this is exactly why acupuncture would be good for you.

But I think I would just be so aware that I would kind of like maybe throw up a little bit. you'd be able to the best naps in the world for you it might not be it might not be something the thing is like there's not a lot of stuff for me I think you think yeah I'm I just like do you feel like if people came with you and were in the room with you and sort of supported you through it that you could do it I think that would make it worse got it I don't like anyone to look at me because we went to that I take people to it and the beds are just right there and it's really nice and we sometimes we sleep sometimes we chat During while getting poked and prodded.

The best nap of my life is an acupuncture nap. Like, wake myself. Well, yeah, you're laying there. And I've woken myself up from snoring. I'm sleeping so hard. And I'd like to think I'm not a person who I'm a person that doesn't snore. But I don't know. You lived with me.

Maybe I snore. But you're like. I think you do a little bit. Not much. Not much at all. I got to go. This is tragic. I'm going to go.

Bellas. I'm trying to broaden my. I thought you were going to also leave because I snore. No, I would never. I actually find snoring to be like soothing, like ocean sounds. That is bizarre. Yeah. That is crazy.

It's nice. It's like the fan in your room. Like a sound machine. Yeah, exactly. It's not like that. I wouldn't say it's like that. I think I'm just a mouth breather. I wear retainers.

You should get the mouth tape. I'm afraid of that. We're all going to get that spread on Instagram. Yeah, I'm afraid of that. I also sometimes sleep with my face down on the pillow, so there's no way out if I have mouth tape. It feels like don't risk it. I've seen Morgan falls asleep everywhere.

Anywhere and everywhere. I found her on the kitchen floor. Oh. It was nice and cool. Like a cat. I love sitting in the kitchen. I just sit in the kitchen all the time. It's like so I kid you not.

I'm a kitchen sitter. I've always said that. I love sitting in the kitchen. Constant. That's it. Morgan, you falling asleep everywhere. I don't mean to bring this back to love is blind. We can.

But I am gonna. Did you watch? Yes. Okay. Are you put up? No. Oh. Well, this isn't really much of a spoiler.

But, you know, the premise of the show that they're speaking through pods or the wall and they can't see each other. This one girl fell asleep. Oh, I saw that. While he was expressing his feelings for her and saying that he's like falling in love and she. Full rim. Well, she was. Maybe it was so soothing. Did you see that?

What she wasted? Did you see the bottle of Casamigos that was sitting on the. table in front of her and it kept going down. No, I didn't show her drinking. And then she was just passed out and her friends had to come wake. I was like, oh, she's sauced. Okay, well, this is a scenario. Like, what would you do if the person who you're falling in love with blindly fell asleep while you're professing your love?

I feel like if that doesn't happen to you once in your life, I feel like that's happened before. Don't you feel like that's happened before? Aversions of it. Yeah. I fall in asleep on the phone with you. Yeah. Together we both have putting ourselves to bed

That's cute. That's cute. I mean, I feel like I would be subsetting about it, especially if the person was drinking and it was late at night. I'd try to be... Okay, so you're...

Compassionate. Well, I think it depends. If they were, like, dismissive when they woke up, you know? She was so apologetic. Are you chatting? I'm sweating. It keeps getting worse.

I'm worried about you. Is that normal? I have never sweat this much in my life. Really? But you've seen, are you nervous? It happened. Something's happening.

From within. It was a hard day. It was a tough day. An overwhelming day. It didn't. Sorry. Go ahead. No, no.

No, I'm just, it might be a Reiki experience. Oh, you think? Oh, energetic expulsion. Riki. What was that? Riki. Didario. Yeah.

Okay, would you be fine if someone fell asleep while you were professing your love? Yeah, I probably wouldn't notice because I would keep talking. That's a good point. That's a good point. Until they woke up again. Yeah, I'd be talking, talking. I'd probably fall asleep on us. Would it be like one of those things?

It's like, man, so great. Thanks for letting me say this. And then you just leave. Don't wait from their response. I don't think he would notice. No, sometimes better left on said. Well, let me ask you this. Was the guy pissed?

He was really pissed and he said, I'm done. It's over. It's over. And then he went in the next eight completely fine. And she was like, I'm so sorry. And he was like, babe, no worry. Which I got to say they're one of the stronger couples of the, in my opinion. It's strange talking about it because they're real people.

And I know this is like a thing. But like, I love when they get together and they're all really drunk in like the honeymoon phase. Because they all meet and you either get engaged or you don't. And then you go to the honeymoon phase. And you're like, oh, this isn't going to work for a lot of them. And then there's the few. You're like, oh, you guys like, this is good. Yeah.

It's very interesting. I want the other episodes. I'm ready. I'm like, I can't. Is it not all the way out? I think this is the best season they've had. Because no one's, like, everyone's like something's wrong with everyone, which is nice. Like, not nice, but like it's just like really entertaining.

Yeah. And this season is, I don't know why I keep watching all the reality TV I watch, but this season's really, it's the most exciting out of the three, I think. It's so exciting. And I would encourage everyone listening as well as these two next to me to watch. To kind of dive in. Don't go. You don't need to watch seasons one through three. You can just go right to four.

Oh, really? In my personal opinion, because this one's really... Also, I saw all this TikTok that was like, here's why it's so unhinged, because people know that going on the show makes you, like, an influencer now and, like, gives you a huge social media following. I would go on for the long seasons. So people who are just, like, going on to get Instagram followers. Like, that's, like, that's it.

Like, those two girls who are, like, bullies. They're not even looking for love. They're so... They're so mean. No, they're not looking for love. They're nasty. Oh, that's horrible. It's horrible.

But, like, they clearly, like, just want a phone. following and they don't care about either. The internet's gonna come for you. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna, I, good. I'm not on Twitter, so I don't, I don't, well, I'm barely online, but. I have like, beef with, with some of, some reality star, stars. You do? A little bit.

Like internet beef or like just in your, like, you just don't like them. It's really funny. It's really, really funny. Yeah, I can, I'm out. He hates her. Oh, I want to, there's one. You fight, you fight with them. on the answer. Well, here's what happened.

I find it very possible. I hate you. There's a former cast member of Love is Blind. Which season? You don't have to say. You don't have to say. Two or three? Two. Okay. And I had made fun of this person pretty openly and he reached out via

DM. Stop it. And said that he would really like to come on a podcast to kind of just like clear the air. And I didn't answer. Why didn't you let him come on. I'm scared. Got it. Because that would make great, don't you think, like a fight? Don't people like that? I can't do confrontation. Look, I think that's healthy. So many people

seek it. And the reason that I was kind of like making fun of this person in the first place is because he's scary. Right. So do you think it's okay to make fun of someone? Like if they're like a stupid guy on a dating show? I think it's, you go ahead. Or is that bullying? Are you guys pro or anti-bullying? Specifically, if it's like a situation like described. I mean, I'm anti-bullying, but what did this guy do? I assume. I'm also anti-bullying. Well, knowing you as I know you from watching your TikToks obsessively, that this guy must have done something.

Yeah, he was just like not, but I don't want to get dragged in. He was not. You're going to get a DM now. I don't want to get it. Well, it's like when you're on TV, like, I don't want a DM. Hey, I heard you talking about. I don't even know who it is. I'll tell you, I'll tell you after.

And I can tell the rest of the listeners in the close friends episode. But he was just like not treating his woman. Well, not his woman. He doesn't own her. But like, he wasn't treating his woman. His fiancee. He was not treating her well.

So it's like, okay, then I don't mind making fun of you. It's interesting with reality TV because it's like that thing you have to remove it. Like be like, oh, I have to remember you're a real person. Right. Just like playing a version of yourself in this thing. It's not like they're like, you know, it's not like a role that you take on. You know, it's. I mean, I'm not allowed to say anything.

Pro-bullying? Oh, you can't talk about. Well, everyone's technically- Well, I wouldn't say anything pro-bullying anyway. Right. No. Just to clear the air. I'm anti-bullying.

Yeah. We're all. How do you feel about? I don't have a secret desire to. No. She's not raging out. Global warming. Could that be?

maybe good? To discuss? No, just is it Could it be a positive thing? No, I don't. You think? Because it's been pretty cold. That's an interesting.

Recently. So if you think about it in terms of comfort and brunch, like it. Right. Brunch that you couldn't go to because the cafe was closed.

Wait. No, that's me being stupid. Wouldn't it be warmer? Yeah, I'm saying like I would love to wear a t-shirt. I would love. Oh, so you're anti-global warming.

No, I'm pro. Oh, because. Because it's cold? Because it's been cold in Los Angeles. I'd love to go to the beach. It's been raining here for like three months and no one can talk about it. I love the rain. It's not good for me.

The rain? No. It's seasonal. Like energy-wise? Depression? No, what happened was a bunch of skunks in my neighborhood took refuge from the rain under my house and we're living there. Getting into the point with the heat vents.

Were they spraying? How many skunks are we talking? Seven families. Seven families of skunks? That's correct. And it's skunk mating season. How many households or how many in a household? So if there's seven households.

Are it did by the skunks? Of skunks. How many are in a unit of skunks? Unclear. I mean, I guess it depends on how many children they have after mating season. We're talking 40, 50 skunks under your house. It smelled like it. Wow.

Yeah. So the rain. Did Eunice get sprayed? No, Eunice did not. That's lucky. Did you? No, no human or animal got sprayed. It's kind of the surrounding areas.

Just kind of like. And your home. Into the HVAC unit and up through the floor. That's awesome. Yeah. So the rain's been negative for me. Okay. A net negative.

And what do you, like how do you get rid of them? A man came over and he said, I'm going under. And I said, you can't go under there. There's a bunch of skunks. You're going to get sprayed. And he said, I serve humanity. And if you don't want to do this and get into the skunk business, you don't want to get sprayed, then you need to get out of the business, some version of that.

Can I ask, like, did he, like, smell like, like, he was maybe kind of sprayed by a skunk? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that may, that. Especially after he went under the house. Yeah. Yeah. And he came and he, like, put some stuff on his belt and he had, like, a thing, and he went under the house and all these skunks ran, ran out. I love the idea of a skunk.

This feels like you do. Love the idea. What a special character. They're cute. Yeah. They're like dogs. Oh. With that smell like farts.

I don't know. But they're at their core. They're cool looking. Yeah. They have a power, like a super power. They are cool looking. I did see them and I originally was like, that's so cool. I've never seen a sunken person.

I bet they are cute. They are. There's a possum at my house. Can they get their stink sacks removed? I guess you don't know how to do that. I wouldn't. I think it's, I don't know if it's humane. I don't know the deal.

Oh, that's at the point. You guys are good at covering your your bases with like making sure you're P's and Q's. Yeah, you're pro skunk humane. Yeah. Yeah, you are really good because we kind of get taken down all the time for just like not thinking before we speak. We've been asked to not speak on things we don't know anything about. I know the point of the podcast. I know nothing.

We took media training before coming. Yes. That's why we were getting coffee. We need media training. Yeah. I'm anti-bullying, by the way. I just want to make that very clear. Yes, period. I don't have anything else to say on that. I don't think, I didn't hear what you said about that guy, but it, was it mean? Um, I didn't, um, uh, yeah.

Did you cut for his character? No. Like his inner being, like really. You can't say. I guess it is, I guess it wasn't good, honestly. All right. Well, we don't need to talk about it. I'm anti-bullying.

I think just, you know, I learned. And I grew. That's what's important. important. We know your heart. Yeah, and I won't do it again. And that's awesome. Put a cap on. Yeah. So you guys have a basic general rule here that you don't say anything negative about anyone in the public eye. It gets back to people. Yeah. We always think about this podcast. Like, oh, like, we can kind of say whatever. Like, it gets back to people. It's bizarre. Yeah. I mean, like, you heard us talking about you in a obviously great way, but. Thank God.

Otherwise, I would be in your DMs. Come after you. We met Alex at her premiere, she smelled like a skunk. No, when people say mean things about me. Yeah, what is that? I probably do smell like a skunk. Probably has seeped into the club. I wouldn't be able to smell you past the amount of sweat that is coming off my body.

Yeah, I might be in anaphylactic situation. Your eyes are a little worried. Yeah. Well, he scratches cornea earlier today. I did scratch my cornea. Oh, you did. Yeah. Oh, that's horrible.

Oh, I'm sorry. It's okay. Your hair is like, feeling like sea spray because of the salt of the sweat. It's like you have that like beach wave from which you love, which you love. The thing about Connor is he goes to the ocean and gets a jar of ocean water to put in his hair. Oh, nice. Yeah. Oh, it's natural sea spray.

Yeah. I tried to not wash my hair at all when we were in Hawaii. I was like, I'm not going to do it. I just jumped in the ocean every day. Yeah, we went for long periods of time without sharing. Yeah. I could do that. But that's nice.

Well, we were bathing in the ocean. Yeah. That's true. Did you guys want to touch on Philly really quick? Because I know at the beginning before we started, you guys were talking, like wanted to talk about Philly. You're antsy, but I just got excited because I grew up. We all have connections to Philly. My mom's from Philly.

And I grew up in the suburbs of Philly. I grew up in Westchester. Did we talk about this? We might have, I don't know. It was a blur that night that we met you guys because it was such a dream come true. Because that's not very far from. Same. Where I grew up.

No, it's very close. We grew up like... Yeah. Lower Marion, like the main line. We, I know that... We talked about this. We talked about the main line. I know the main line and then we moved to Exton.

I moved to Xton in high school and, you know, main line. And the rest is history. The rest is it. Wow. I do love Philly. I... Why? Yeah.

It's a great city. I don't know if I... What do you mean? Why? I just genuinely like... Why not? The city had brotherly love, right? Yeah.

And the Eagles? I think it's always sunny in Philadelphia. That's my favorite show on the planet. My favorite show. Wait. Were you on an episode? Yes. Holy shit, I forgot.

Only thing I'm jealous of. Only because it's my favorite, it was my favorite show. Wait, what was your episode? I just had like a war flashback of you being in an episode. Where I am, oh my God. I was dating Charlie. Yes. And then he dumped me.

And the brother, the other, you had a brother. Yes. We're like the rich kids. And you actually liked Charlie. Yes. And the brother was doing it as a joke. Yeah. And he he rejects me mercilessly.

Yeah. That is a good idea. That is TV. Because he loves the waitress. But yeah, no, I loved that show so much that I've seen every episode 50 times. I think I was in Las Vegas by myself at a, I was, drove to Vegas to see Steve Martin play the banjo by myself. at the time.

We love. That's the thing I do. Yeah. And I got the call for the audition. And so I drove right after the Steve Martin concert, I drove through the night back to L.A. to get to my 10 a.m. audition the next day. And you killed it. That is.

I got the job. Genuinely bone chilling. You were also on. Bone chilling. Bone chilling. I've never heard that. In a positive way. I assume.

Well, my bones are chilled too because. You were on New Girl, too. Yes. Was that the same kind of situation? Like, you liked the show and then... Or you didn't watch it. No, I like New Girl. It's not like my...

It wasn't, you're always Sunny. It wasn't my Always Sunny. But it's hard to beat. It's always sunny for me. They could come out with a million new TV shows. Obviously, with Mayfair Witches on the CW being the exception to the show. It's not on the CW. AMC.

Sorry, no worries. My bad. I would watch Always Sunny and Curb. and Seinfeld on repeat same episodes forever I'm going through Kerbara now you're watching that over her

no you just we have the same taste we have the same taste opinions on shows and taste on things I feel cut from the same goddamn cloth and I always know I always know

don't I with people that watch that watch those shows I'm like say less that's all you that's all I have to know I need to watch it's always sunny

but I haven't have you seen curb I love curb Yes, it's like, I can't binge it as much. I've been binging it and I have to take breaks because then I just find myself like walking through the world really as Larry. Like, you know, really jacked up. Brooke knows I have an issue.

Becoming, embodying Larry. Yeah. If I watch it too much. Yeah, we can't sit at the table. It's wobbly. Yeah. Yeah. I like this new renaissance of people like actors being able to say I didn't like this show that

I was on. Like I feel like that that wasn't a thing recently or maybe it's TikTok or something. but like Jen Ortega coming out and being like, I don't like the writing of Wednesday and like all that stuff. I don't know if that's a good thing. I think it's refreshing. It's putting the power back in like

people that are working on the show. Would you ever do that? I'd be like I didn't like this. I think if I felt comfortable doing that, I would have done it already. Uh-huh. I feel like, of course, there's going to be stuff that you don't like

that you work on. And of course, it's not like every situation is perfect. Mm-hmm. But I also, well, first of all, you get, you have, I have respect for the people that, you know, putting a show together is really hard work. And everyone tries their best. And I also don't, I don't, I don't, I'm like you, I don't want to deal with.

Anti-bullying. Yeah, I don't want to deal with someone coming back at me being like, how dare you say that about the writing. Exhausted. You're an awful actress. Yeah. I think I just like watching it from afar. You just like they got it. You want to watch the world third.

Well, Jenna or her take it did it and then they gave her EP. She's like an executive producer now. Yeah, but that show is like one of the biggest shows on television. No, it's not bad. I did not. I failed to understand the concept after one. I said, why is this is. That was going to get back to her.

I don't think the show is for, I mean, I don't know how old you are. Me neither. Oh. I don't know. It's like, is it for our age, range? I think it's supposed to be. I mean, it's apparently for everyone. I mean, so many people watch that show that.

It's the new highest record. Yeah. I feel like every show that comes out now. It's like the biggest show on television. Yeah. I'm not current. But you don't need to be. I'm not current at all.

But we have always Sunny and Seinfeld. It's for us. It's for us. It's our special day. Could we end on one more scenario? with the didarios? Yeah, we'll do a quick one. Okay, I'm reading these and...

You guys have a hard out. Okay, wait. Would you rather have... If you lean too far this way or too far, this far? I don't know what degree-wise that would be. This far or this far. That respective eye falls out. You got to get it.

Like a ping pong ball bouncing away. I don't understand the question. Like if you lean too far this way or too far this way, I'd say like right there, that eye pops out and just... Like, would I rather have that or not have that? Or... No, that's not. in the...

Yeah, like, but it would... In Anastasia, for people who don't know. If you weren't used to it, or like, you're at a wedding and you're dancing, nobody move. My eye freaking fell out again. You have to just deal with that. And you're on a bus. I can't imagine a scenario why you would be on a public bus.

But if you were... In New York, we ride the bus. You ride the bus in New York? The bus in New York, amazing. Public transit? Oh, my God. I love the bus. You guys should take the bus. Really? The New York City.

Good to know. It's great. or it's because I'm from there I can't yeah I'm all into anyway I don't want what's yes there's another You heard it here first groundbreaking

Alex is a bus girl pro bus A lot of firm stances from this episode really breaking breaking stuff down Is this like the This seems like would you rather

So And then the would you rather Have your eye fall out or have nothing Have right Or have all your skin be like the consistency and moistness of a cat's tongue. No.

Like a little bit damp. Like my body right now. I'll deal with the eye. I'll deal with the eye falling out. Okay. And I'll just keep my eye really steady. I feel like you do that. I can.

I can do it. You are doing it right now. I feel like I'm doing it right now. Okay. That feels fine to me too. You feel comfortable with that? I feel comfortable. I'm going cat's tongue too.

I like the way a cat's tongue feels. Yeah. Okay, but imagine your missus with course. But it would look weird. Wet sandpaper vibes. Would it look like a cat's tongue? It would look a little bit different. It just looks like what I'm like, you know, I can, I don't know why.

I'd rather, I think I would too. Oh, me too. I mean, all you have to do is pop your eyeball back in, no big deal. But what if someone steps on it? Comes everyone else's problem and you get the ick, you know, and you see someone trying to chase something down. I would definitely, I mean, you'd get the ick if you saw someone. Would you get the ick if you saw someone's eye fall out on a date? I'm getting the ick.

Non-stop. I, non-stop. My newest ick, bird scooters. See someone on a bird scooter? That's the great leveler for losership is no one looks cool on a bird scooter. I have to disagree. I look really cool on a bird scooter. You think you look cool, but then from a, like, if you see a picture of yourself.

Who cares if you look cool? You get from A to B so much faster. Oh, I love it. I didn't realize you guys are so hardcore public training. I love it. I think it's like people. Seriously, are you running for governor? Breaking news.

Public office. That's the next step. So you never ride the Oh, I ride them every day. Oh, you do. This just seems like you have, this is all of your internal hatred that you are projecting out into the world.

The ick is just the internal air. But then you're like, on a bird. I got barreled on it by a car. Oh, gee. Yeah. That's horrible. Was it your fault or the car's fault? Who wasn't looking?

Yeah, it's mine. Were you sober? Wait, we shouldn't say that. answer that because I technically I was sober. I couldn't figure out it was one of those weird ones where the break was like a throttle break and I couldn't find it and I just was like okay here we go. When did that happen? 2019.

Is that why your back hurts? Maybe. Oh my. Good job, Morgan. Thank you. I was in the air for so long that I was like, am I still in the air? I had enough time to be like, whoa. Then I'm in the ground.

Wow. I'm glad that you. made it through that because that sounds bad. You wouldn't have this podcast otherwise. Definitely. Well, you would have a podcast of your own. You would have missed the pandemic. That's really nice, Morgan.

That is so kind. I would love to bring you on as my co-host if we ever lose him to the bird. It would be this afternoon. You're out. I think we wrap. Okay. You got to get out of here. Do you do an outro?

Oh, you said you don't do an outro. Outro. You guys have the word? Outro. Thank you so much for joining the podcast. The podcast with Brooke and Connor. Brooke and Connor make a podcast together. Thanks everybody.

With Alex and Morgan. With Alex and Morgan. The new regular co-host. Love you. Thank you so much. Thank you guys. Thank you. I love you guys.

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