Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Sad But Fire

Episode Date: June 19, 2025

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Thank you happy birthday to you Yours is coming up as well So let's not focus on mine No I think we say One thing we say happy birthday to everyone Every birthday to everyone Except everyone except you Well I wouldn't even say that

And you know I am still as of today Right now is Tuesday I'm 28 So Well, what's important right now is that is that, yeah, you were 22 and tomorrow you turn 23. Exactly. And it's going to be, it's going to be so special. And we talked about 13 going on 30 recently. I feel like you're living in the now.

You're living out loud. No need to even mention 30, though. No, I did, God, I didn't. No, you wouldn't. You have tinnitus. I'm 28, so all good. But I want to show you what I got myself. Show us

Show us all What you got yourself Well yeah You as in you All I got myself This new water bottle And the

Actually is it Oala Because Izzy told me to And I will do Whatever Izzy says I'm obsessed With my Ovalha Hi

Did you Actually Freudian slip Copy me Oh wow You got the all black I went the all black route Yeah

Very sleek Well I love yours Thanks I got two I don't know why I always do that when I get water bottles I get a home one and a going out one But then I just use the same one for everything And the other one is this but inverted

So it's like pink with a little green accent Oh that's fine yeah so that I appreciate that Which ones you're that's your going out colors? Well this is my home one that I also doubles as my going out one And the other one is unopened You're being bad you can't put this girl in a box No you can't speaking of putting something in a box Look what Izzy got me

Oh hit me It's this little box and in it it says there's this little slip of paper it says occasion Phoebe Berman's going to lose it release date not yet applicable spirit it's going to be the Vuvic clitorious that she got me right here and it's a little corks saver for special events so I'll put the cork of that in here oh when I pop it for Phoebe's release God there's seriously no one with a brain quite like Isabel's. There isn't.

She moves in a way that like you can comprehend. The thoughtfulness that oozes out of every pore of issue is without comparison. It is phenomenal. Happy birthday. That is so cool. It's like it's beyond. My gift to you. Listen to what she was going to get me.

And then this is not her fault. It is on the fault of sushi fu-fumi. It's no one's fault. It's just listening to what. she was going to get me is the cake of my favorite role from sushi food me. They dropped the ball but could like that's just like insane to even

think to do is he I mean it's brilliant. I mean like obviously goes without saying my gift to you is in the is in the mail somewhere yes yes I guess like at the to ship you know it's it's my dad's father's day gift is also in the mail somewhere

which is a crazy thing. That's a coincidence as mine minds is too. What's funny about my dad's gift is this is the first time in my life where I've been like almost on an izzie level of ahead of things. And I got him, he's not, he doesn't listen of course. I got him a, an engraved ball fan. I thought we were doing a bit. Mine, mine doesn't exist yet. Oh, well, luckily, you can follow suit. Like now the beautiful thing about being like, oh, it's in the mail is like now everything's on sale for father. You know, like, they're like, oh, now everything moves forward. I love doing this for holidays. You know, oh, it's in the mail. As soon as it ends, it's like, oh, everything's on sale. Great way to move, actually, because you go in and let's be present. Let's not open gifts. Let's not forget that the real gift is a present, the presence of each other.

Yeah. That's the present. It's also the present. We're presently present with each other. Yeah. So I got my dad this golf bag engraved. I originally got it to say, best dad ever. and then my sister called me with such vigor

that I was like, oh my God, something horrible's happening. She goes, do not put that on a golf bag. That's the tackiest shit I've ever heard. I know. I think that's really sweet. It's, I mean, it is a little bit like cringe, but he loves cringe.

Yeah. He loves. The gift is not for the public. It's for your dad. No, but then I couldn't sleep. So I was like, I'm just going to put his initials on it. Of course, they're like, okay, no worries. We'll do that.

Is this needed by father's day? I said, yep, absolutely. They go great. Then they're like, it can't be there. And actively, as they're being like, you can't make it on time, they're also sending me promotional emails saying, saying,

there's still time to shop for fathers. I'm like, you're lying. Do you need this? My father's day. Yes. Thank you for letting me know. No can do.

Yeah. And back to water bottles for one second. when I talk about water bottles there used to be water bottles called swell. Do you remember the swell water bottles? You're acting like they're like an old fossil of yore. Yeah, I know what a swell is.

How trendy are water bottles? That's really true. It's like such a random thing to be a trend. They come in and come out. I know Stanley was an obvious one, but swell. And like not to mention hydro. Oh, God. I use my hydros still. they're unfortunately somewhere in the mail as well with all my stuff that I'm shipping out. But I heart them.

But the swells were truly here and then gone. And this, this is like, like in terms of use case, like kind of loki, unusable. Like, you had to unscrew it every single time. Like it got like there was too much opportunity and too much surface area at the top for it to get gross. like there's so much area where you're screwing the top on you know yeah it was always like I'm not comfortable with it well so I had one and I this was like maybe sophomore year of college and I dropped it and immediately dented and couldn't stay up so I was the kid in the class where like I my water bottle's rolling off the desk and every class and it would go clang clang clang

clang and everyone would look at me and it's like I don't want the attention of like yeah that kind of attention You know, that's unwarranted attention. So I emailed them and I also had no money. You know, so I was like, I spent $50 on this. This is like, I need a warranty. And I fought hand tooth and motherfucker nail to get a water bottle out of these people. And I'll never forget it.

Did you? And I got it. I got it. Good for you. Yeah, I got that. That's a nice inspiring success story. Yeah, that kind of gave me chills when I talked about it. Yeah.

A good feeling. What are your birthday plans? I'm going to jail for five days. Cool. What do you mean? It's mostly unrelated to my birthday, but I missed my second jury duty summons. Did you respond to it? Where did it?

Did you receive it? So technically speaking, yeah, but I didn't see it. So the first one I got and I received and I read and I postponed and then I forgot about the postponed date and that came and went as things do. Then I did not see the second one because I don't check my mail because everything's electronic. So why would I be checking my mail? And so I did not see the second one until I got back from New York two days ago. and when I opened it, it let me know that my date was June 3rd, which has also come and gone. And so I Googled what happens when you missed jury duty.

They said, no big deal if you miss your first summons. If you miss your second, you'll be met with a fine and five days in jail. Well, that just adds to your story. And you can't bring your own books. No, they take everything. I still have, I still from when I was 19, have $27 that has been almost impossible to receive. And I wish they could just cash up to me on my way out. Yeah.

But unfortunately, they do operate in a sort of archaic way of everything that has physically, just like male. Mile. Mail. I'm something's going on with like, I'm going through puberty, but like in a New Zealand type of way. In an Australian type of puberty way. I'm going through a New Zealand type of puberty. that has been affecting my vocals. I could.

Yeah. There comes a time in every man's life where he does become New Zealand. He becomes a Yorkie. What is a New Zealand person? Kiwi. Kiwi. Yeah. So, I mean, I'm going to have to make some calls for sure.

Yeah. I genuinely, like, I don't see how I would, like, that's, unfortunately, that seems to be, like, and it is what it is type of situation. The thing, yeah, it's so tough because I've gotten, like, parking tickets allegedly and like they weren't on my I never physically had them and they're like too bad like no I know I was Googling like can I just play dumb and that doesn't it doesn't no you can't plead ignorance yes that's what I meant yeah well the thing is hmm the thing is I also missed it as it turns out and as you as you as you reminded me I didn't know I had a mailbox

last year actually for the past 18 months yeah so I and I asked you as you as you my landlord as we all know. I said, how do I get in? She goes, I don't know. I didn't get a key from my mailbox. Just like make things, like, let's stop this like limbo of like some things coming in mail and some things coming via email. Let's just do all email.

Also, how will this be received? Like, hire a permanent jury. No? Like, make that their job. I mean, it's our civil duty. Okay. Yeah, but, like, that's a good, I wonder. I mean, like, there are people that really want to do it.

Right. I guess the point would be like remain unbiased, but like the judge does. Hire a jury of peers that like that is their job. No, I guess you really do need the random like the mix and the variation. Okay, hire a bunch of them and then they get pulled out of a bowl and they're on call 24-7. I don't know. No one ever asks me, right? Right.

Like I might have some answers. I don't know. And I'm sure there's some hole that you could poke in it. but like you can poke a hole in a lot of things. That's true. I'm not even going to begin a list the things that you put a hole. I think there are enough people that want to do jury duty that I could say on my forum like not right now.

Thank you. Yeah. Because yeah. I mean. Just not right now. As long as there's a market for true crime podcast, there's going to be a market for people that would love to be a juror. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. Also having done in, you know, I talked about that when I went in college. to do that survey to make $400. The eagerness of the individuals in that room that were truly a jury of, I wouldn't even say my peers, I don't know whose peers they were.

They were not of this earth. They were there with such, like, eagerness so earnestly there that I was like, you guys, like, please, I want to shake you. Like, this is big. This is a survey. You know, those kids that, like, They would love to be on the jury.

You know, when there's like one minute left in class and someone raises their hand to ask a question. I was in a room with 12 of those. So that's what I'm saying. Like, though there are so many of those kids, I've been in so many classes with them. They are ripe for the plucking. They would love to do jury duty. Go go forward with them. You know what?

Yeah. But maybe you need someone that truly like where it's like, I know it's my, I also know it's my civic duty, but it's like, do you really want me in there? I want to go home so bad. Right. The question, it does beg the question. Do you want someone there who doesn't want to be there? I guess the answer is like you just won't get picked, but like you need to show up. Right.

I would just like, what about a jury of your own peers that are eagerly there to like hear your story on both sides in an unbiased sort of way? not in not in like an Australian type of way like I would be there. Quikey. Yeah. Put him in book him boys. Who knows I could have met the one and like that's an opportunity. I mean, you're going to, you're going to could have met this one thing to death.

Like he could be anywhere. He could. He could be in jail when you go to jail for not showing up for your job. I was already thinking that. He might be the bailiff. I was thinking he could be the warden. He could be a warden. He could be a wardens.

He could be the ward. He could be the word. I love it. I love it, man. It's always to consider it. Like, it might not even be the ones right under your nose. It might be the ones that show up behind bars. I saw this really powerful thing.

I think it was Eli Rallo that said it. And this actually... I think it's Ellie. No, it's Eli. Oh. I've only ever read it. What? I've only ever read it.

That's one of those names I only know over text. Right. Yeah, it's Eli. But she, and this kind of flipped my attitude about dating. She said that you shouldn't go on dates with the expectation that you're going to meet the one, but you should go on a date with the expectation that this person could possibly introduce you to the one. That's a good perspective. It is. Good enough that I'm almost wanting to change my attitude. That's massive. Wow. I'm not going to change it quite yet. But. But if anything could have changed it, it would have been that. You're in one of those eras right now where, like, messaging is hitting you in a way where

you're willing and able to receive it. Like when I pass, when I open up like a dove chocolate and it's like, hey, by the way, like, keep an open mind. I'm definitely in one of those phases where like every single, like, very broad message I see. Applies to you. Applies to me. Yeah. And it's like nothing I've ever read before.

and it's never been seen by anyone else. No, like this, this was meant to find me. Yeah. Like, it's like one of those, like you're doing great on the mirrors and it's like, holy shit, someone wrote that for me.

I am doing great. Yeah. I'm, I have, I'm permanently like that. Yeah. Because I think I have, I've always said this.

I have this God complex that like, it's several times a day, but it's also matched. My two wolves, God complex and imposter syndrome. And they're, constantly at battle. I have need for attention and crippling anxiety.

Those are my wolves. Heard. Yeah. Word. Real as real as fuck. By the way, Real as all hell. Real as all shit.

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See you this summer. Okay. Listen, you are glowing in a way that could only be seen in Can. And hello, guys, we are not joining you from Cannes, though. I'm sure everyone's wondering, wow, you guys are really glowing. This is not a South of France glow. Brooke, I have to really, I want to be earnest with you right now. What are you talking about?

We're talking about, I'm talking about Canada. Yeah, I know that, but you're telling I'm glowing? Is that all you heard out of that? I'm making, I'm doing a bit. You're what? I want to be earnest with you right now. Right. Did we do something to piss off like the country of France or something?

Oh, I thought you were going to be earnest with me about how much I'm glowing. No. Okay. You look gorgeous. Thank you, Connor. It's my fake freckles. Um, I just think we don't. I love that we zoomed out right there.

What? It's hard for me to hear you when I'm talking over you. Sorry. I think there is a little delay. Go ahead. I don't remember. What? Oh, can.

Did we do something to piss them off? Why are we there? I just don't think we have. I don't see why we would be there. What would we do? Smoke a cigarette and have an apparel spritz. Like, is that not enough these days? Yeah.

I mean, hey man. I'd love to go one day. me too i wouldn't go i wouldn't go today if i was invited i'm a little i like i could not imagine getting on a flight to europe see i'm not i feel like you're in the space where you're seeing a lot of like colleagues and people you know going i haven't really seen that that's all i'm seeing yeah and it's people like i'm like what are you doing over there tell me yeah but also don't tell me i do want to go on a trip then i'm like this is the thing that i always come back to It's like, damn, like, I really want to go on a brand trip like that or some sort of festival like that.

But it's also like, it would probably be better for everyone if I just went on my own time. Oh, yeah. I, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you don't need me speak. Like, we can go to Cannes for vacation. Like, we're in a good position to be able to do that. I like the idea that they have a schedule of things.

Yeah. You know? Yeah. So it's like, okay, we are doing this, this and this. I see. I would definitely prefer to not do that schedule. No, but I do, they have free time too in between stuff. But I do like the idea.

It's like, oh, like I have, I have this thing. And that's the reason I'm here. Yeah. Well, thanks. MP. The other thing, wait, what was I going to say? Well, earlier you had mentioned that I was glowing. Yeah.

It's because of I was in the splash zone. Go ahead and just explain. In like a huge way. I was in the splash zone last Friday. I saw Justin Time on Broadway. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. I see. I see. And do you guys know, I think I spoke about how I live in a state of constant regret that I never got tickets to see the original Hamilton cast.

And so from that moment on, I vowed like this is what I'm going to my money on is like these types of experiences. And so I definitely splurged for the best seats in the house for Justin time. And so I was like genuinely, I went with Gabby and Mama and Popup, got us all tickets. We were in the show. Like Gabby and I had a table. Oh yeah, that's my store. That's my vantage point. Oh, I love the guy. So we were in a table like cabaret style seating. And he was like interacting with the tables in a way that was like, holy shit. Hell no.

And he actually said something to me and Gabby at the beginning of the show. You want to hear? Mm-hmm. He was first he came out and he was like, hey, I'm Jonathan. And then he spoke a little bit as Jonathan. That was great. I really loved meeting him. And then he transitioned into Bobby Darren who he plays.

You actually know Bobby Aaron. He sings somewhere beyond the sea and a few other things. Yeah. I know Bobby Darren. Well. Yeah. well. And then he transitioned into Bobby who's kind of like definitely an entertainer schmoozer. And then he looked at me and Gabby. Oh no. He said for the next two hours, you're mine. Okay. He said that's the

whole crowd. Then he turns to me and Gabby and said, especially you two. Are you together? And then I said, yeah. And then he said, not for long. Did he think you meant romantically? Mm-hmm. I was confused. I said, yeah. And then once he started talking again, I said, well, we're sisters. but it was too late. Yeah, I mean, you're sitting at a table together, so that's done. We look this, like, pretty similar. You're twins. Yeah.

But that's fine. It was awesome. And then, you know, he's a little freaky. He's a spitter and a sweater. And so it was just the amount of liquid from every orifice. It was like, whoa, holy shit. And it was actually, I was so in the splash zone that I was in the, I was in the, I was, in like tier zero of the splash zone,

which means that it was flying over me and onto the unsuspecting victims behind me, which was pop up. And I just kept hearing pop up go, oh my God. How did you not switch seats with him? I would have expected you to do that. Well, I definitely caught some strays.

Don't get me wrong. Yeah. But did you have your mouth open? It was like a gape the whole time just because of the talent. Like he should have wanted. on the Tony. I mean, I love Darren and I haven't seen maybe happy ending.

I'm sure it's fabulous. But I mean, the work that he put into this for the past eight years, Connor, eight years. He's been Bobby Darren behind the scenes. To see it come to life. I mean, wow, you guys have to see this if you can. Also, Gracie Lawrence, you know her. I think I've told you about her. I don't think so.

She is such a talent. Like, in the effort that it takes you or I to like burp, like, she's open. opening her mouth and like the most insane sound you've ever heard is coming out. Oh, I know you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I saw them do that song together. You know? Yeah. I saw them do that song together. Yes, you did. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Wow. It was so great. And then I also saw Sunset Boulevard, which you know that one. Yeah. That's Nicole Scherzinger. Yeah. I'm, I'm like in shock by her talent. I'm not in shock, but like I'm in awe of her talent. Yeah. It's just like, and I know she's like trained in musical theater, but like I just, I, I guess I was just not expecting

the intensity of her talent. She got a standing ovation after every single song. Wow. Yeah. That would be annoying to me. Um, it was just like you had no choice. Oh, it was like, it was literally one of the situations where it's like she finishes and it's like, I am compelled by the spirit of the room to stand. Like, You have to stand up. Yeah. I would be like, all right, like, how long are these ovations? They were, they were like a few minutes.

Yeah, I'm not doing. Jesus could be up there chatting. And she was. I would just have to be like, all right, like, you know, this could be overkill. If we stand for everything, you fall, you also. What do you fall for? What do you fall for? Well said.

And vice versa. But that was like, she's. so beyond. And I'm not sure how much I would have loved the show if it weren't for her. And also the guy Tom Francis is beyond. But do you know what it's about? No. It's like, it's dark.

Well, don't tell me. I am planning on seeing a lot of these things. Are you? Maybe at some point. It's just like you have no idea how lucky you are. You could like walk to the theater tonight and go. Oh, God, yeah. I could.

Take advantage. Not tonight. Take advantage. Well, last night, you know what I did last night? What? So this weekend I got drinks with Meredith, Wishbone Kitchen. Wishbone Kitch. WK. And she, this will be, okay, we may have to cut this.

Just I don't know if like it's a surprise it. But she, I'll go quick so that we don't have to cut too much just in case. She is like, I'm going to be on Seth Myers tonight. or this on Monday and I go I have to just ask like you can absolutely say no can I come and she goes God yeah I know I go I fully invited myself I was like I love him so much she's like come I yeah and I was like are you like I invited myself fully like you're in a tough spot and she's like no come and then she texted me on Monday it was like hey we'll see you at six at 30 rock and I was like oh hell yeah I'm going I got there we're in the room it was

It's obviously it's same floor, same studio as S&L. I said I was going to the restroom, walked into the stage. 8H. Yeah. I'm looking at the stage. I go, that's so crazy. So tiny. Seth actually almost has a bigger, actually probably has a bigger stage than the S&L stage.

But he comes in and introduces himself. Brooke, my heart fluttered away. I can't even put myself in your shoes. Now, did he make eye contact? did all with me. No. But like when you know someone as well as we know each other cosmically, like you don't need to.

No. And like we shared something in that room just by like in passing. I was just like, oh yeah, totally. I know you mean. He made heart contact. Heart contact. It was really special. And he's just fabulous.

Just like the just oozing kindness and joy. Yeah. And a pure heart. You can tell that man operates with a pure heart. Yeah. I love the guy. Meredith just murdered. They were like so her favorite thing is also day drinking with Seth Myers.

Yeah. And so she just like had a great time with him. It was really. Oh, that's great. But yeah. So that, so I may not be making it to Broadway, but I'm making it to Broadway adjacent. Yeah, you made it to 30 Rock. Made it to 30 Rock.

I guess I kind of like passed Broadway on the way. I did pass Radio City Music Hall where I saw Jake Shane's name on the outside of it. I was just like, wow, this is crazy. Because Radio City Music Open. You're friends in high places, huh? I know. And I was like, wow, that's actually, it's the actual stature of Radio City Music Hall when you're walking by is like, oh my God, I'm going to be like in there, like opening for this young man. Oh, you're opening for that. Yeah. You should be on there too, your name. I don't think that they do openers. Like when I, when I do shows and Maggie and like Xavier or anybody like it doesn't say you know Connor would right still they'll

say fibs and friends or it'll say Connor would anyway I think you should be up there hey that's really sweet if it was like an image we would because we have we took that image together that was up in Vegas that was really cool but it's so exciting I'm so scared when did that show June 27th and I think it's sold out and I think that's 6,000 people. So that's going to be like... Ooh, that just gave me a little, like, a lump of coal on my throat. Yeah, I don't really know how I'm going to operate.

That's next week. This will be your biggest crowd? God, yeah. That's like a lot of people's big. That's like... When I saw Tom Seguera, who's like, obviously a well-established comedian in Nashville and Trevor Wallace

open for him, I think it was 8500. people and we're doing six. Hold on. Let me pull out my calculator for something really quick. Oh, don't you? I like, feel like I know you're going to do. Do you? Yeah. There's 6,000 people there? I think. Five or six? Do five. Because it's going to. It's going to be similar. Divided. Oh, wait. No. Okay. Hold on. I forgot the zeros. Holy shit. Okay, hold on.

I have completely destroyed my calculator at. Where did it go? Hold on. Hold on. Oh, okay. Where's the clear button? Oh, I mean, I sound like my grandma. Okay. Divided by 5,000. Okay. So think about how many people are in that room when you're looking out. Like how many people five, uh, five thousand is. You have 74 times that many people following you on Instagram. Oh, that's insane. I didn't think about that. Think about how many people know who you are. just by following you and then how many more people probably know who you are that don't follow you. That is a really crazy thing. I guess when I think about like when we did Vancouver, that was 2,500, 500 people and it was hurting my ears. And I was just like this, this, the absolute vastness of this room is mind blowing. But thinking about that tripled is like, I'm not scared.

I'm not scared. I have my stuff down. Like I feel good. It's not my show. It's Jake's show. so it's like whatever but it is like because there's going to be like industry there too

so it's going to I don't know here's a question yeah who would you be like out of all of your like comedy idols like who would you be most scared to perform in front of I feel like I'm

pretty scared just like how it would be received by any like even if I didn't look up to them but hmm I don't know I feel like any that I really really look up to it would just be a bummer

if any like like a like a Jim Carrey you know like wow Jim Carrey I know I'm pulling some I'm pulling some OGs out but like that was like my first comedy actor that I really was like I want to be Jim Carrey

if if he was like I saw this shit ass like kid that would break you sucked so bad like if he said something along the lines of like, wow, they're letting anybody up on a stage at Radio City musical now. I would be like really, truly, like, I would move to, like, a different country and I would be, I would be a barista in Bali. Like, I would just, like, start a new life.

That would be the end. It would just be, like, really sobering. Because, like, when you think about, well, I don't know. I don't know. No, that would be, like, John Green reading Phoebe and being, like, whoa, they're just letting anyone do this, huh? Yeah. Yeah. It's like tough to think about. It would be really like, it would really be like, okay, I'm actually done. I agree. I would be, I would not, thank you for letting me know. I am done. Because it would like confirm all those things of imposter syndrome where

it's like, oh my God, I'm going to get caught. Like having someone like, you've been caught red hand. That'd be like, oh, you're actually like totally, you're actually a complete phony. Yeah. And you're going to jail for five years. I was about, I was trying to figure out a way to connect it to my jail time, but you did it. I'm actually, yeah, we're putting you in jail for five days because of how horrible your thing was. Yeah, put me in for five days and do not ever let me out. Yeah, I'm good.

I live here now. Yeah. And that's fine. Oh, I believe it's funny thing I don't just say. So I thought this podcast, I thought our recording started like an hour before today. And I got a new vacuum because I left mine in with the new tenants of my apartment in LA. I got the same one and I still absolutely adore my shark vacuum. Can I talk about it? enough. I needed a new vacuum. Like I'm obsessed with vacuuming and I text to my mom today. I go,

I just like, you'd be proud of me. Like I just love vacuuming. She goes, honey, you've always loved vacuum. I go, what do you mean? Because one of your first toys, we got you a fake vacuum. She sent me a picture. She goes, you would, you've adored vacuum. I remember the fake vacuums. I go, oh my God. Don't tell me that that I've had like. this like addiction to vacuuming. I mean vacuuming. Like, you know what I'm thinking, right?

Like, I've loved vacuuming since I was a toddler. No, what are you thinking? I'm not going to say it. Like something sexual? No. Oh,

then I don't know what you're thinking. I can't say it. I'll get in trouble. Like fill in the blank. There's nothing wrong with vacuuming. No, there's not, but it's just like a weird thing

to like have forgotten. and my love for vacuuming and have refounded in my in my 20s. It is fun to like suck stuff up when you get like a big thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's fun to suck something up when you get a big thing. Yeah. But like it just like it's like a joy that I.

Do you have different attachments? Yeah. Do you use them? Yeah. I use them on the couch. Ooh. I'm going to start doing that. I've only ever used a one attachment.

I need to get in the corners. I have litter like piling up like sandcastles. in the corners. It's, it's such like a, it's such a guilty pleasure and it's like not a guilty pleasure at all.

But I feel like, oh my God, I can't wait to vacuum. Yeah. I can't. Something I hate. I understand. Vacuuming would be my favorite

of the cleaning actions. Well, this is like one of the, when we get this part, it's like, yeah, out of all the cleaning, we sound like the emce,

the foodie boy. Wait, did you see McLaugh, his Wawa order. Wow. Wow. Eight him up left no crumbs. He got his ass.

So I can't remember. Oh, Mclovin comes on. Birch sent me this and I, like, I was kind of like in tears like watching this thing. He goes, you want to hear my, my, uh,

Wawa order and they're like, yeah, what is it? He's like, you guys are gonna, you guys are gonna make fun of me for this. And he goes, cheese.

And they go, and what? And he goes, it's just cheese and bread. And they go, just your mom? Is your mom? Tuck you in while you eat that what did they say that yeah I don't remember mom can we play it they really like did chub say that yeah no the other one I don't know the others unfortunately

I'm real quick when I got a wala hoagie I don't even want to know is it like just turkey or something cheese it's cheese you get cheese brats it's cheese you get cheese and bread no no me no me what you eat like a toddler does your mom like cut it up into pieces for you? Does your mom cut them up into pizza? It's a little sad, but it's fire. It's a little sad, but it's fire. Plan B is a backup birth control option that's there for you when things don't go according to plan. It specifically works after unprotected sex

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He is embracing his guilty pleasure and he's actually saying, I don't feel guilty. What's wrong with this? Why should I feel guilty if I'm receiving pleasure? I'm not forcing this on you. I'm not ordering your wawa. Yeah. Hogi with cheese and bread.

Also, just like, you know what? I applaud him. And I also just like, you know his, what's that metabolism must be great if like that's his meal of choice. Well, that's like he's on to something. That's how they do it in France. Yeah, I do think that the ingredients are a little bit different at Wawa versus the south of France. Maybe Cannes even we were throwing cities around. I do think that maybe a hoagie with cheese in can might be good even.

I would love to like be behind the eyes. That's a really weird way to say. Just like I'd like to be the person who's making the sandwich. I would be like, oh, easy. Yeah. I just wonder if they think he missed a few buttons. When I was in, where was I that had Wawa that shocked me? Oh.

Come on. Virginia. Richmond, Virginia. It shocked me because I said this last week. I was just like, they're like, yeah, this is the South. But I was like, well, the South doesn't have Wawa. And also people were there from like Boston. And I'm like, Boston's nowhere near the South.

And I digress again. It used to be the deep south when we were just the 13 colonies. I know. That's like where the South Loki, like, originally. Yeah. They're like very much the South. But in a way that's like not geographically sound. Right.

Well said. But whatever. You guys can have it. I'm not, I'm not fighting you to be the South. But I ordered the most insane Wawa. Hogi order at like three in the morning. it arrived. Basically I clicked every single button. He would not like this sandwich. I was like, I was just like a little peckish after the show.

Yeah. Seeing as it was 3 a.m. and I didn't drink. So it wasn't like drunk munchies or anything. I ate a foot and a half, probably 8,000 calories sandwich within minutes while watching Hunger Games. Like, Hunger Games was on TV, but like I was living Hunger Games in my room. And I ate every single ounce. I actually posted a picture on my story and tagged you. Just like look at this setup. It was Hunger Games in the background. A foot long just packed to the brim

newborn baby size sandwich. And I was like, I'm in heaven. Well, tell us what you got in the sandwich. You're giving us all blue balls. Oh my gosh. I wish I could pull it up. But like it was like I think it was like an Italian but with jalapinos, two types

of cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions. It was everything. You got the works. Like I got, you got the works. I got the works. Oil. I love the oil. God. I wish they sold oil. I don't even need to go to Cannes. I was living the dream right there. It was so damn delicious. I was so happy. And then obviously, like, I had one person be like, every time you post a picture of food, like, it makes me physically feel nauseous. And I got embarrassed and I deleted it. And obviously, you got a notification that I tagged you on my story at 3.30 in the morning. And you probably were like, um, I was curious about it because it was gone.

I was a picture of my, gone as quickly as it went up. My nasty. It did look like a dumpster. Like if you, you need to totally take on McLevin's mentality with your food posting. It might be sad, but it is fire. It might be sad to you, but it's fire to me. One man's sad is another man's fire. Completely. Yeah, I mean, I was so happy with it. And this is me reclaiming that, Hogi. Like, I was so, like, content. Let's put a picture of it up if you have it. I didn't save it. Like I even went to send it to you to be like, no, like this was my sandwich and I didn't even save it.

If you're on my Snapchat, I did post it on Snapchat too. Okay. But. Last thing I'll say about the foodie boys. I guess what my favorite thing about them is that they could have made a podcast about anything. And they chose to make it about food. And what I like about making it about food is that a podcast at its core is, just audio and you're just,

they're just talking about something that is like so reliant on video and like actually eating it and chewing it up and swallowing it. And that's, that's a very bold take. Well, it's just like the fact that like these are like four boys with or three and Chub Perm who does have a more sophisticated palette. But the rest of them are eating buttered noodles probably every night. And they said, let's do food podcasts and I admire it.

Don't let anyone put you in a box. We're meeting them. We're meeting them at Ground Zero. and we're going to watch them grow. You know, like these are boys that are at the beginning of their palettes. They are redefining what it means to be a food blogger. They really are. Yeah.

Like, and I think that we should, you know, and it might be sad to you to look at buttered noodles, but like, maybe it's fire to them. To me, it's fire. Yeah. And that's all that really matters. I agree. What we can speak about is I had a groundbreaking idea. What? Sorry, I've been picking my lips from ground.

zero of this podcast. I know. I mean, whatever. It's the time of the year where lip picking is in. I had this idea. And now that I'm about to say it out loud, it's gross. But I think that they should introduce like this thing where like if people leave leftovers on their table at a restaurant, like, and I'm willing and able to like, maybe that's

something that's a dish that I wanted to try and I kind of chickened out. But then it went to them and they get up and leave. I want to take a bite. I want to try it. My friend Lindsay does that. I think you should opt in when you go into a restaurant to be like, I'll be the rat tonight. You know,

like I'll go up. I'll clean up everybody's table. I want to do like the, the sampler, but it's just people's leftovers. I think that would eliminate a lot of food waste. You don't know whose food that was. Oh,

I would look. It could be some guy that was sneezing all over his fries. Yeah. So I would definitely need to like see them. create a narrative about these people and then decide if I want to take a bite or not. Right. I don't see anything wrong with it if they're just going to throw the food out. Yeah, good.

Okay. I agree. You really don't. That's a huge issue and food waste. Yeah, food waste is a huge issue. Yeah, I did do it for a little bit in college. I would go up and I'd just like, can I try that? If someone ordered like a dessert for the table and they like didn't even touch the cheesecake,

I'd be like, can I have that cheesecake? And the waiters would literally always be like, yeah, I don't care. Like you asked the waiter that or the people at the table? Yeah, I was like, can I have that? So they don't like see me going up and like clearing their... Dude, the waiter and the people at the table. The waiters, not the people at the table because they were already on their way out. Interesting.

Did you hear the news? Which piece? They're doing away with pennies. Are you curious? Yeah, like the actual currency pennies. Coins. Where did you hear this? Every, it's common.

They're done producing pennies. Like they're going out of circulation. Izzy, is this true? Wow. Will there be another one cent currency or just starting at five now? They're doing away with it. And of course, I had a bad dream about only having pennies last night. And I was like, all I have is pennies.

That's an interesting stress dream. Well, it's just like my body's constantly looking at, new ways to sabotage me. And it's like, why would I ever be carrying only pennies, but I did it? Do you think we'll still be able to use the pennies? Yeah, right? Because we can still use silver dollars. Yeah. And they don't produce those anymore. I feel like they do. No, I don't do they. There's no way. They still do silver dollars, but they're primarily produced for collectors and investors. Not for general circulation. Well, I think, I feel like because of inflation, things are so expensive that like it actually makes zero sense for people to have pennies. I think. I think,

I think it costs more than a penny to make a penny, too. It's just always pissed me off so much that a nickel is bigger than a dime. Yeah, rightfully so. You're valid. I think it's funny that we have coins because it makes me feel like I'm a pirate. Like I have the blooms. When's the last time you've used coins? I've never had a memory of using a coin.

I haven't had cold, hard cash, like, in my hands for, like, years. I haven't had a coin on my person. Well, when I've had to do laundry and put coins in, like, I have to go seek out coins, but it was hard for me to find. Yeah. The only coins I have are pennies that I pick up if they're lucky. Do you pick up? I'm always, heads up penny. Yeah, I do.

And if they're not on their heads, I flip it over. Me too. Yeah. But I also think that, oh, I think I made this up. I always pick up a penny on heads and I put it in my left shoe. That I've never heard. I think I made it up. For some reason.

It sounds right. Everybody denoise the crap out of me and I can't stop doing it just in case it is real. Yeah. I mean, power to you. It seems like that'll do something. Putting a penny in your left shoe on your wedding day. Connor. Oh my God.

I hear wedding bells. Wait. Is that where I heard it? Maybe. Maybe someone did it in a wedding. You go to a lot of. I'm on the subreddit R slash coins going ham. You should collect.

I have collection. Take it seriously. I know I have so many coins. You should get one of the booklets. Like the Pokemon card. I have one. Booklets but coins. I have a coin book.

Use it. It's in my keepsake at my parents' house. That's not doing anything for you over there. What would I do with it if it was here? collect. Look at it. I do. I don't want,

you don't put your collections on display. That's exactly what you do with your collections. Oh, I've just spotted a bug that I've never seen in my life. And it wasn't on my wall when I got here. What can you? Oh, it has one antenna. What are you doing with one antenna?

It seems to be still. You just stay in your, you stay in your area and I'll stay in mind. It's so dangerously close to my head. But it's also also. over there. Is it winged? I can't tell right now. It's on the wall and it's been

stagged. I don't like the look of it though. Remember. All it wants to do is exist. I'm not going to squash. I can't tell if it's moving every time I look. Whoa. Oh my God. Oh my God. I had a dream I was in

oh my God. I had a dream that I was SpongeBob when he gets on that bus and it's a not bikini bottom and it's glove world. And I was SpongeBob and the bus kept leaving me. At Rock Bottom? Yeah, I was scared half to death. You aren't like having like too many stress streams to the point where it's like either stop taking things before bed. I don't take anything.

Nothing? No, I didn't take anything. Yeah. Yeah. How's that going? Well, I met a therapist this weekend. No. Okay, but like not in a client, not in a professional way.

No, not in a professional way by any means. And she's actually not a therapist yet. She's in school. Okay. But she knows therapist and she's connecting me. And you know who she was with? Who? Your cousin Ben.

Wait, cousin Ben was sending me pictures of you two. I didn't know. I know. You guys knew each other. Well, so I hadn't seen him in real life yet. This is just my cousin that lives in New York. Yeah. And I like didn't.

So I'm thinking in my head. he comes in very hot like in a way that like not in a bad way just like a very friendly way and I was like well my family like thinks they know you

like you are a part of the family like my mom and pop up like got off the train to see Justin's time and they were like Connor and it's like why do you like why would he be at Penn Station dang I wish I should have

I should have been there that would have been funny so that explains that but obviously hot Ben comes up up and he's like, blah, blah, blah. And I'm actively using context clues because I'm like, okay, he's, he's mentioning Brooke, let's send him brook a picture. I'm like, like this man wouldn't have Brooks.

And I was thinking, I have a hunched this has been. Were you feeling like he looked like an avric? Yeah, yeah. He's got the avic eyes. He does. And then I was like, I was right the whole time. Like I did have the feeling immediately it was been, but I haven't seen him in person. I didn't know he was, he was tall.

Like he's not tall, but he's like, I don't know. I think he's like six, six foot. Yeah. We're like the same height. I'm a little taller. But I was, I'm seeing it and I'm talking to him. I'm like, oh my God, this is Brooks cousin finally. And then we were talking.

We're having a great time. Really? Yeah. And then obviously send you a picture. And I get your cadence and you're like, be careful. I'm like, oh my gosh. Why did you say be careful? I didn't know if it was in reference to me or him.

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to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. I think I was at a party for like someone's birthday or something, but it was on a rooftop. It was so great. And then I was like, oh, this is like a, this is like a younger group. He's young. Yeah, he's a young one. Yeah.

He's definitely younger than he used to. I was there with a group of friends that were in like my age. And then as the, as the people filled in, I was like, oh. And so we went to a bar across the street. We kind of headed out. You and Ben? No. No.

You and your crew. I kind of dipped off a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. And then headed home. Yeah. Oh, I met. There's someone that I need you to meet.

Who? Because I think that you would be connected in a way that, as you do, someone that you'd fall in love with. I went last week to a dinner for Instagram. And it was a very curated group of people. I don't know why. I still was like, I don't know why. I don't know how I got this invite.

I'm sitting there and it was so great. And they put me next to like the head of Instagram, Adam, that like is like the face of Instagram. I had to hold back from being like, I think that you're, I think that you're my best friend. Rick, I need you to meet him.

I need you to meet him. Adam, Adam, what? It's Adam M. Adam M. And I'm thinking, it's like Maserati or something. Mar-a-Rotty. Yeah, something like that.

Maseri. Yeah, I got him right up. Oh. Yeah, he looks like he could be your best friend. So we're chatting, obviously. Like, I feel like we're hitting it off in like a way that like two best friends would.

And then like obviously like I leave that situation and I'm like, I was probably being really annoying because he probably is like there to be like humanizing the brand. And then I was kind of embarrassed. And I was like, kicking myself, guess who DMs me three days later?

Adam M? Adam M. He goes, that was really fun. And I go, it was really fun. Yeah, we're best friends. And I'm going to connect you to, too, because I really feel like you would hit it off as well. Okay. It was lovely.

I'd love to meet him. Wait, I have an update. Hit me with an update while I, yeah. Yeah. Robin John's dynamic has completely shifted. Something happened while it was gone. In a good way? Yeah, actually.

Wow. Now John, John thinks that he is the owner of an invisibility cloak. And so he thinks that no one can see him when he's like creeping up very slowly to Rob. And he's just been like swatting at Rob so much, which is actually really good because that's how John plays. And he used to just like run away from Rob because he was scared of him. But now he's like swatting the shit out of Rob. which is great because he's comfortable being near him and wants to play. Rob is giving him literally nothing.

Like he'll just sit there with his arms crossed like a teacher who's like, I'll wait while John thoughts. But that's a good update. And they're very like comfortable just like being close. Do you ever think that maybe like once you were moved from the equation, they were able to connect in a way that like you were an obstacle to? I do think I'm the problem. Yeah.

Because it's a territory thing with Rob. Uh-huh. So I know I'm the problem. problem, but it's like, there's not much I can do besides, like, leave. It does suck that we can't speak to them. Yeah, you're telling me. Like, what's the deal? Like, is it me? If it's me, like, I will, I'll give you a space during the day. Well, maybe that's good because you don't have to feel as much guilt when you're gone then, because obviously things are coach. That's true, but I just, like, miss them in a way that doesn't feel normal for a pet owner. Like, it's, it's something's not right.

It's like, I can't really enjoy myself when, when I'm a, when I'm a way. way from them. Yeah, I get it, man. I completely get it. It just doesn't feel right. But anyway, well, I just love things too much. I love stuff too.

Yeah. It's just like, I wish I could turn the dial down, you know? Yeah. Do you think you're more of a things kind of girl or do you think you're more of a stuff kind of gal? Ooh. I really love things. Brooke, me too. Yeah.

I love things. Stuff? I don't think so. Stuff is like cluttery. Things are treasures. Things can be treasures. Ooh, I can't wait.

I'm finally shipping all my stuff out and I'm going to have all my choshkis that are going to be all over my shelf. I will never forget. I like met this boy. Ooh. No, when I was like six or something, it was just like my mom,

like friends kid. And I was just like hanging out with this new kid. It like seems like, Oh, I was hanging out with this boy. It was just like a new buddy. Like I was a little kid. And he was like, I want to show you my treasure chest.

And he went under his bed and pulled out a shoebox. And I was like, holy shit. This is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life. Opens the shoebox. And there were just like, it was like a rock with googly eyes. Like a slinky, a dollar. Like just. And I looked at that and I said, those are treasures.

Those are things. Those are things. those are treasures and like I have spent my whole life trying to curate objects in the way. You're chasing that. Chasing the high of him pulling that shoebox out from under his bed and I've never gotten there. It was the perfect curation. You could maybe start a shoebox, maybe today even. And you know, people with, people with ADHD are really good.

I think maybe that's what was going on there. He seemed like a kid who had a lot going on. people with ADHD are really good at like creating stuff or things piles yeah yeah they're not sorters i'm i'm i'm no they're not sorters or the opposite of that oh that's a different gatherers that i have and i finally have a junk drawer in my apartment which is just like that's a that's kind of like things are coming together well what i'm saying is that like people with ADHD have hundreds of junk drawers but like they're curated really well it's just like the right mix of junk. I know where stuff is. Like if when my mom would come into like my college house or whatever

and she would organize stuff and like I wasn't there. I'm like mom, I don't know where you put anything. And she's like, well, it's really obvious to me where stuff should go. And to me it was like I knew for a fact that like I can find a rubber band and a mint in the same drawer. Like I can find I know where that stuff is. Like my pliers are in with like my textbooks. Yeah. You know. I know that. I know where stuff is. Yeah. The mint and the rubber band is such classic kitchen junk drawer behavior. Yeah. Because I'm not going to dump these. There's bedroom junk drawer. There's kitchen junk drawer. Like there's different stuff in different junk drawers, which is like, yeah, of course. It's obvious. But anyway. Okay. Let me, because I'm one of our sponsors today, I do, like, I did have like a eureka moment I have to talk about.

there's a commercial out right now for some sort of payment application where they have Patrick Schwarzenegger like dancing for it it is it is so like horrible

it's so hard to watch have you seen it? No but I really love him I know it's just like his face is so endeared to him his face isn't reflecting the movements that they're having him do. Isn't or is?

They are not, like, his face is not matching the movements that they're having him do. And I'm just like, it's like, every time I watch it, and I'm just like, ooh. Can we pull it up to me? It makes me kind of want to take my skin off. When he gets in and they, they pay for the first time. I've seen this, but I don't.

It's on like streaming services a lot right now. I don't recall the dancing. Oh. Like it works for her really well But I can't do it He's No like He's still going

He's out of his comfort zone That's what he happens Oh see I'm still feeling completely endeared I know you're endeared to this It's just like something for me I'm like oh I really love the guy I don't know what it is

He's special I like him too Okay, well, I'm going to leave you with that personally. Thank you. I do want to just flag that we did hit the halfway point in June that we are now closer to 2050 than 2000. And I'm going to leave you guys with that. I wish you didn't. I know.

But I have to know it. So now X amount of people listening and watching, you have to know it too. The fact that there will be a day when someone's like, what's the date? and it's like, oh, November 6th, 2050, and like we'll be there to say it, God willing. And we won't be like ancient. It's just another day in 2050. Well, you know who's not going to see 2050?

The bug that's ever, ever so slowly moving towards my head. I just got so sick thinking about the fact that my cats will not be there. You don't know that because there is that new drug, that longevity drug for dog that just dropped. that extends dog's life, which we invented by proxy by talking about how they should invent that in the manifestation space. So another win for BNC. We should change our,

we should change our acronym to BNC Dubs. BNC wins. Okay. I was starting to feel sick from the, from the note that we left off on. I'm sorry. Well, the good news is, at least your birthday is tomorrow and today for those lists.

Everyone jump online and follow Brooke on Instagram and wish her a happy birthday. Connor, please. I am 28. So it's Tuesday. I'm oily as shit. And guess what? It's not just my screen like I thought it was. It's physically what I look like.

So I'll leave you guys with that. And then Brooke, just thanks for everything. And we'll see you in a second. See you and see you shortly. Bye guys. Ryan Reynolds here from Mintmobile, the message for everyone paying big wireless way too much. Please for the love of everything good in this world, stop.

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