Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Shake Your Caboose

Episode Date: February 12, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:54 and it won't impact your future fertility. That's Freedom to Be. Use us directed. Like shake it off Shake it off Sometimes it's like every now and then a song that like Kind of how I feel about fortune cookies or graffiti When it's on the ground
Starting point is 00:01:17 Sometimes a song I'll be like shake it off And then I'll be like Wow that Taylor Swift song was right You know right on the snake eyes Yeah What is right on the snake guys? Is that like a poker? I think it's like writing the money Like a poker
Starting point is 00:01:49 Like oh absolutely Poker It's more of like a Tristan and Channing say it But I don't know if it's real Um Um Um Um
Starting point is 00:02:00 Just shake it off Yeah Okay I like the taste of fortune cookies What are there It's just a wafer I don't think so MD foodie boys
Starting point is 00:02:10 You're checking out I don't think so They kind of give Tutsi roll vibes Which I do not like What? It's like the Tutsi roll of the cookie
Starting point is 00:02:18 It's like a throwaway But I like them Don't you like Tutsi rolls Yeah That's disgusting I kind of like the danger of there may be being a razor blade in them. Maybe that was the whole thing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Was there ever really a razor blade in a titsy roll? I don't know. Or was it at the center of a tutsi pop? That would be too much heavy lifting for the men putting the razors in the candy. Because how many licks would they have to take? Unless they were part of the manufacturing process. In which case, someone's got to blow that case wide open. The only one in trouble would be that owl.
Starting point is 00:02:54 One, a two, who! Three. Crunch, Razor Blade. Bring commercials back. One owl dead. Bring real commercials back. Whoa, I had a dream that I was in a workplace and I worked it in an office. And that's so weird that this came full circle just now, but I was being bombarded by like people being like, oh, someone just someone was talking.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Can you believe what they said about you? And I'd go, whew. And then like the whole office would be like, owl, owl, owl. And I was being bullied for being an owl. Oh, my God. But I wasn't an owl. I was a man. I wonder what that says about you and your psyche and shit like that.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Like it's not a big deal to be an owl, even if I was an owl. Maybe there was like an owl trend. So maybe you were internalizing that. I know. But what is the point of that? This is what I always talk about with dreams. Like we could dream about whatever we want. We could be surfing, you know?
Starting point is 00:03:49 That's why it's so important to learn how to lucid dream. You could literally do whatever you want. That's why it's so important to loosen up. Yeah. And shake it off. Well said. It's good to see you in the studio. It's so good to see you in the studio.
Starting point is 00:04:03 There's not much to say. You know, we were talking about... Just call it. No, that's good. Listen to this on 0.002 and that was an hour. Here's what I was going to say this morning. Yeah. Well, we were just talking about because we're recording twice this week.
Starting point is 00:04:25 Because I'm going overseas next week. Hello. I'm serving overseas next week. Serving cunt overseas. That's so stupid. That is so stupid. It's so dumb. I love it, though.
Starting point is 00:04:40 I do want to end it. End it all or some? Both. Okay. Let's start with some and then we'll be ending it all. Okay. Now, we were talking about maybe having a guest on or we were just exploring, we were noodling on options for guests.
Starting point is 00:04:58 And then we kind of said, maybe we pull man off. the street for a guest. And I don't know if I'm supposed to expose or behind the scenes thought processes, but I will because I ran into a woman on the street today. I walked down, the waves were huge. There's a storm coming into our side of the woods. And the waves were huge. So I went down to check them out and I'm walking back. And this woman walks, is beelining towards me. Little old woman. She could be stuffed and sitting on a shelf. She's that size. She comes up to me and she goes, and I'm going to try to remember the word.
Starting point is 00:05:35 As soon as she walked away, I'm like, what did she just say? And it was very, she was well said, and it was enunciated. She said, I am aligned with the power of God's life smiling. And I go, light. Did I say life? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:52 I am aligned with the power of God's life. You mean light? I am aligned with the power of God's light. And I go, oh my gosh, that's awesome. I bet she's Quaker. Okay, well, I was like, that's so cool that I got chosen. She's going pinballing off of everybody, telling everybody this. You know what's cool is I was like willing to have a conference because I was like,
Starting point is 00:06:20 I don't know what the hell you're talking about, little lady, but I would love to hear more, you know, because it wasn't aggressive at all. And then I realized, like, sometimes I'm like cool to hang out with. I could have a conversation with her. I, you know, I don't prefer talking to most people, especially those that I don't know. But there is a very small group of people that are just so out there that it's like, I don't have to worry.
Starting point is 00:06:45 I don't have to be on high alert. I don't have to think about what I'm saying next. Like they've got it covered. And it sounds like that's the kind of person that I could fuck with. Well, it seems she knew her way around. I'm going to go again tomorrow and see if I can catch her with a night. Yeah, be on high alert. because you're always meeting these types of people,
Starting point is 00:07:03 ask one to come on the pod next time you meet one. I will ask her. Yeah. Anyone that is like this. There's so many. I wish I could go have that woman from the bookstore. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:19 But I haven't seen her. No. Yeah. Right when I moved to L.A., I had one dude, one gentleman. I drove down south for something and I was driving back up and I got a coffee. and he came up to me and goes
Starting point is 00:07:32 you want to get a slice of pizza and I go yeah and so we went down and we sat and we got a slice of pizza Did you pay for it for both of yours? No, he paid for it and he got me two slices because I was so hungry Do you think it was a date?
Starting point is 00:07:47 Yeah Now I do looking back Kind Sites 50-50 What kind of person was he like age wise and like 60 something? 60 something yeah I'm gonna put I'll find the we have a selfie on my phone Would love to see it.
Starting point is 00:08:01 I'll send it in. I'll put it up. I looked really different, so just heads up. I always say that, and it's just like never true. This one's like bad. This was back when I was getting haircuts. It was like right out of college, so I was still like, haircuts are such an insane expense that like it actually made more sense for me to shave my head so I could go further in between haircuts. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:28 So there was, like, you could see my scalp on the sides of my head. It was very, you know, it was, it was past the point where I should be using Macamore as a reference for my haircuts. But it actually made sense if I wanted to, like, stretch out the time in between haircuts. Speaking of just like the way you look, there's a new doppelganger of you. Did you see? No, this is a good one. But it's not, it's actually completely abnormal how many you have. but look at this one
Starting point is 00:08:59 I was literally like when did when did Fibby get married whoa who is that some guy wait okay so side profile that is you side profile yes
Starting point is 00:09:14 I need to see the front the full frontal because that's what always gets me you know like I understand a side profile but that is that's uncast And he's hot, you can tell.
Starting point is 00:09:29 I don't know. I need to see the front. Um. Oh, he's probably not tagged because this is from a wedding photographer. Well, let's go to his, his, well, we can, is he was on it. She will. Well, that's, whoa. Is that not alarming?
Starting point is 00:09:41 No, that, yeah. I thought that was Photoshop. Yeah, that, that really. But I wonder what it means like about, like, from a universe perspective that you have so many. You know, I bet it means something about like you in a past life or like where you're going. or just like energy to have so many doples. I feel like it's because I don't have that many defining features.
Starting point is 00:10:04 You have so, you are, it doesn't make any sense because you do have so many defining features. What is my, what is the defining feature of mine? It doesn't matter, all of them. I would walk down the street and,
Starting point is 00:10:15 or most people recognize you. You're very recognizable. That is, that is weird because I will have glasses and a hat on it being like, it's like that is Conner. New Orleans and someone will, but like that'll, that's,
Starting point is 00:10:27 This is weird. This one's a weird one. Yeah. That's not normal. I want to show you one I got. Sometimes, like, how did you lose your phone
Starting point is 00:10:36 when you're sitting in a chair and you haven't moved? No, the Calle Clarksons have deep crevices. Their crevices that run deep. In the bonus, we can lift up the cushions. I bet there's so much stuff under there.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Oh my gosh. I just opened my phone to something that... Don't. Wait, I saved it in my bookmarks. Now Instagram. Why do you have so many buttons? What are you doing with all these buttons?
Starting point is 00:10:58 Yeah, okay. Hang on. I, yeah, new doppel. I should make an album so I can. Okay, obviously I can't find it. Okay. Bye.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Bye. We'll see you next week. Yeah. Well, no, I can't find it. Well, that's crazy. Why did this come up? Because you were talking about the way you look, and I said, speaking of your face. Oh, here's the husband.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Good job, Izzy. Yeah. That's cute. Yeah, I mean, I see it. Wow, he's from everywhere. Hold on. Let's, can we Google? Maybe that's part of it.
Starting point is 00:11:31 Can we Google Brighton Godfrey? Well, we don't need to say, I don't know even know. I don't know if we should be saying his first and last on that. He's an unavailable. Ah, yes. Me and my bald head. Oh, wait, are there more? Or is, are, oh, he's tagged.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Oh. Oh, I bet she has. Oh, here we go. Okay. Yeah. I could see it. It's more so from the side, from the other side. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Oh, from that one a little. Yeah, that one. What? That looks like the dude from the office. Dwight? No, the tall one that comes in late. Oh, Gabe. Gabe.
Starting point is 00:12:19 Yeah, that's like you and Gabe had a baby. That looks like Zach Woods. You and Gabe had a baby. I like those things on your neck for the bride. A collar? No, it's not a collar. It's like a little scarf. I'm sick.
Starting point is 00:12:37 You want to talk about stuff? Yeah. I have so many things in my Hobonichi, but it's just tough because I don't think that you would find any of them interesting, which is hard. Well, what's good about me is that, like, I can ask questions and I can learn. Okay. I am obsessed with somber. Yeah, what was that about? Did you meet him?
Starting point is 00:13:00 No. It's just, like, it's been happening slowly and all at once. Okay. Like, it started with that. I don't want to get on. dressed for a new person over again eyes of my lover in the child yeah still still i don't think the lyrics are right there no they're i'm i don't i can't remember them i don't i don't think a dress for someone i don't want to get dressed for someone else in the eyes of a child i don't either listen man
Starting point is 00:13:27 i don't know the exact lyrics but i know that i love them and you understood what i was saying yeah but they're just it's not even the lyrics themselves that i'm obsessed with it's the fact that like he is a little like he's he was like six when he wrote them which like there's this like I'm really moved by this like deep dark like young man he was six when he wrote the song not actually six but like he's 20 right now okay so that was written what probably a while ago he's 20 right now 20 round down a few years six he's born in 2005 that's awesome that just like it just is just is really, I'm finding it amazing that he did that at such a young age. And then he keeps, he keeps amazing me. His new song, Homewrecker. You know, I think that Milo got you, I think the
Starting point is 00:14:23 Midalow took you to your love for Somba. I think that was the egg that hatched. No, I've always been loving Somba. Okay. Slowly, but surely. I've spoken about him a few times now. He's come up. Then I watched the music video because Milo is in it, so I wanted to watch it. Uh-huh. And it, Somber just he's really he captivates me he capsized me yeah he captivates me and so I've been listening to a lot of somber That's amazing yeah I really like him I wish as a friend He would just he's been doing like he's getting into that group of like YouTube people like Quinn Blackwell that whole Yeah, she was in the music video too. Oh, maybe that was yeah, I think that's it so they probably swapped they did a pod swap
Starting point is 00:15:08 Yeah, and then he joined her on her YouTube series, which I want to, I've never heard him talk. Zomb? No. You might like it. Really? He's just a boy.
Starting point is 00:15:19 He has the name of an app. Well, Somber's not on his birth certificate. Oh. I was like, I know he was born in 2005 because he sounds like an app. His parents did not name him. Somber is an app that wakes you up when you need to take your medication. Pause. Here's a fun game.
Starting point is 00:15:36 Just from looking at him, what do you think his name is? Um, give me a second. Let's, can we pull up a picture? Also, like he, I think he's like six, six, six, seven. Oh, he's, he'll be in Warsaw soon. Um, hmm, his name. What is his name? R. R. Rex. No, not R Rex. T. Rex, maybe. Uh, Rer. Riter. Riter. Riter. No, Riker. Reiker? Riker? Yeah. Okay. Do we know the answer?
Starting point is 00:16:17 Is Riker a name? Yeah. Somba's name is drum roll, please. Shane. Shane. Shane Michael Boose. Okay, that wouldn't have been. Oh, Sombard.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Sounds like my caboose. Shake my caboose. That's what we're doing in the Sombers music. Hell yes. If we ever meet him, let's be like, your name sounds like Shake our caboose. You make how old for you? He will love that. He will love it.
Starting point is 00:16:46 He will love it. I really like him. July 5th, 2005 and NYC. Absolutely. He blends pop, alt rock, and R&B. 100%. Often focusing on themes of love and heartbreak. Self-taught.
Starting point is 00:17:01 He's so self-taught. That's what moves to me here. That is sweet. Anyway, I'm loving somber. What does it mean to be self-taught as like an artist? Because like I sing. Um, it says he's a self-taught producer. So like, okay.
Starting point is 00:17:18 But also I get, you know, sometimes I get confused about producer because there's lots of different types of producers. Yeah. Like we've got Izzy who's like all hands on. And then sometimes there's producers who like aren't really there and they just contribute financially. Right. So I don't know how somber produces. Overseas a creation. I could ask him.
Starting point is 00:17:38 Recording guiding in. Yeah, we'd love to have you on. Shane. Don't call him Shane. Why? I don't know. He doesn't. He goes by Somber.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Okay. I haven't talked to him. I don't know what he prefers. You might prefer Shane. Well, I don't. I would. That one we have to cut out. I don't even, like, I didn't even eat anything today.
Starting point is 00:17:59 Like, I don't know how much gas is just existing in my body on a day-to-day thing. I'm like. You, Connor, I don't. You act like it is the strangest thing in the world that you're burping after chugging 16 sparkling water. This is still... But you just chugged that one. I didn't chug.
Starting point is 00:18:17 You just drink it. Sparkling water makes you burp. Period. On God. No cow. Okay. Then I need to stop drinking sparkling water. But that's somewhere I got on my own and not with any feedback from people that watch or listen. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Because I just know that I'm not taking feedback unless it's positive. Thank you. That being said, I'm as gaseous as a small star. Cute. Yeah. Early stages of my career as a star, because I'm just little gaseous, but it's coming at both ends. I love that.
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Starting point is 00:20:04 Their performance was Wack City, was a whack job. But the game itself was amazing. We were busy, busy, busy out there. I mean, flagging that you were there. I was at the Super Bowl, yeah. But I said that last week that I was going at the Super Bowl. Right. And it was so much fun.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Like, seriously, there was so many people there that, like, I had, like, friends there. And you were right up at the front. Of what? The Super Bowl. Yeah, we had amazing seats. Yeah. It was really cool. And San Francisco.
Starting point is 00:20:41 is one of my favorite cities on earth. So that was cool. You've never been. Where have you been? Yeah. I've been to a lot of states on the East Coast. I actually can tell you exactly where I've been. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:55 East Coast states, Florida, California, Denver once. For what? Nanying. You went to dinner to... You went to Denver to... Yeah. See what happens when I... I'm off my sparkling for the summer. I start stuttering. Um, you were in the Denver. Denver. Denver.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Alabama for Matt, I'm Patricia's wedding. That was fun. And Arizona. And I think we can call that a wash. Chicago. When I'm, oh, I drove. No, no, no, no, no. I drove here from Philly. So Ohio, Nebraska, Iowa. Salt Lake shit like that Vegas so I've been a few places but I've not really been into the middle I've never been in Texas that is crazy
Starting point is 00:21:56 that would be something of interest we should go for like south by southwest I will be in a lot more places shortly wink on God yes well how exciting no okay so the Super Bowl was fun I had a great I made a lot of new friends
Starting point is 00:22:14 obviously I know that you I know what you want to talk about. So just... Well, I'm just like... I want to paint you a scenario. Sure. Something you really love. This is 40.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Oh, okay. Imagine I am hanging out with Leslie Mann. And you have to hear about it on Instagram. When I post a photo, a solo photo of me and Leslie Man. You don't like it when I text you and be like, guess where I am? What would ever give you that impression that... I don't like that I wouldn't want to hear that. Your response and there's a lot of periods.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Yeah, but that's the way I talk. Like, oh, nice. Like, I'm like... Oh, well, it's hard for me to read tone in a text. No, like, that's me being like, happened for you, but it should be me and I love you. Yeah, this is my new best friend. I mean, let's put this out on the table. Connor was hanging with Kit from Heated rivalry, Robbie.
Starting point is 00:23:14 And I had to find out on Instagram. I call him Rob. I didn't know you were such a fan of of Robbie. Well, he's an heated rival. Yeah, I thought that you, I thought, I didn't know that he was in. Sure. Your trifecta. Um, I will say, like, in your defense, like, I'm totally a Shane and Elia girl.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Yeah, so that was, that was not my intention. I didn't know that like, because you have a shirt of Shane and, like, just under shirt of Elliott, like, sure. No, I mean, yeah. I mean, the guy is a pretty big part in my favorite show. So it was good to see y'all together. It always is when you and Robbie get together. It's freaking fireworks.
Starting point is 00:23:55 It's crazy when we do. Also, Nadine was there. Yeah, yeah. Yes, she is. And she's one of my favorite people that I've ever met in my life. Wow. It was just very, it was really, really great. And it was kind of like adult summer camp.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Like we went with Abercrombie and Fitch. And it was like the coolest thing. We went hiking. We had dinner together. every night and then we like went to the football game and it was just it was just fantastic we had so much fun sierra who is also like my new family member and then henry does robby live here he's canadian no he lives in oh so he's not in the area no no i was gonna say if we're desperate for a guess is he what on friday seems like rob seems like rob as you call rob has a crazy schedule
Starting point is 00:24:41 I bet. You would know. What about West? He was there too. I mean, just like so cool to see so many people in my network just at the Super Bowl working. Like everyone had like, Wes was doing commentary on like on sports stuff. He was on he had 7 a.m. call times every day to be on like NBC to like help stream and talk people to do like pregame stuff. And I was like that is so cool.
Starting point is 00:25:09 It's cool. Like everyone's like doing. doing real medium stuff and it's not as much like posting TikToks and things it's all it's like you're doing things it's cool that is cool it was it was very cool I'm trying to think about oh I'm trying to think of any other like things that people would care about um that we did so one evening we went out to supper and uh I don't know if you know Central C he's a rapper Oh, Central C. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:43 I don't know. He has a line that six with people. How can I be homophobic? My bitch is gay. Oh, I do know C. Yeah, I see that. That's what I was going to say. This young man is there.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Very soft-spoken. But I do see him with a flossar in his mouth. And I go, I go, see. I have a flosser in my wallet that I use every day. And he goes, the same one. I go, well, yeah, I haven't.
Starting point is 00:26:13 changing a couple days. I go, but look, and it's just just disgusting flosser. And he goes, all right. Like that was kind of the end of the first part. And then I was like, oh, okay, well, that's not, that wasn't my ideal thing. But also, like, it was, he's so cool that he might have actually really enjoyed that. You know what? I bet you were chasing the high of giving MG a button. Well, I was just trying to talk. Exactly. No, I mean, I definitely, it looked like a make-a-wish kid. I like, I say all the time, but like, this was truly like, who is why is he here? I don't know if you saw the hat I was wearing.
Starting point is 00:26:48 It definitely looked like I. You miss 100% of the shots you don't. Right. And it's kind of one of those things where like, you know, I, I'm, I'm a fan of this young man and whatever. And I see him later in the evening and he has it in his mouth. And I had mine in my mouth because I was actively flossing. I think he was just sucking on his. But I go, hey.
Starting point is 00:27:06 And we weren't next to each other like basically from here to this camera here. And I go, hey. And he goes. and then he pulls his beanie over his eyes at the club. So yeah, I mean, that's probably my last time I'll talk to him, but it wasn't horrible. I mean, I've had worse interactions. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Like several times. So this is like, yeah, I don't think he ever needs to see me again, which is fine, but I feel fine about it. Yeah. Other other new friends, we talk to Robert Irwin. He's such a, he's exactly who you think he is. That's awesome when people are exactly who you think they are. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:47 I'm trying to think of me. Wow, you really hit some of my bucket list people. I know. And everyone's so friendly. Rob, Rob, and Central C. I will say being around that many athletes, which we were for a lot of it, just like players from other teams that weren't obviously in the Super Bowl, they are not very interested in talking to people that aren't boobs,
Starting point is 00:28:13 that don't have boobs. Yeah. That's so interesting. I haven't been around that energy. Like sometimes I forget that like there are men that like boobs and stuff like that. Like I just, it's not anything that I've been around for like a really long time. Just like that like alpha male like boobs. See, I haven't been around people that don't want to, don't want to at least throw a bone.
Starting point is 00:28:43 for a conversation. I walked up to one athlete that I'm a fan of and I was like completely sitting, standing by himself, kind of looking at the ground and I felt a little bit bad and I also wasn't doing anything. I was like hey man, what's up? I'm Connor. And he goes, nice.
Starting point is 00:29:01 I've never seen someone walk away while they're giving a handshake. That was a first for me. Do you think that they're rude or socially awkward? I think socially awkward. I think their social circles are probably really limited. Yeah, I think that they are awkward and I don't think that they have a ton of experiences talking with people when it's not about sports, football or something. Yeah, I think so I think they probably don't have this maybe like social skills. Yeah, and my question is always there's going to be when's the last time you're on a ladder?
Starting point is 00:29:33 You know, like I'm not going to, I don't, I'm not going to ask you about how's your hamstring. I don't, you know, I'm just not in my, not in my lexicon. Yeah. How was seeing the halftime show in person? Very high energy. He was facing the other way. So I was watching it on the screen. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:55 But it was cool. And like a lot of people, a lot, like a lot of people were like full blown knew every word to the song. So it sounded like, I thought it was like the speaker, but no, it was people's like singing. So that was cool.
Starting point is 00:30:11 I obviously don't know. I know the songs like I listen. to a lot of bad bunny and I requested at a lot of the clubs but like I just realized I didn't know any of the words so I was like oh I was so surprised because you know me I have pretty like poor taste in music and I don't listen to a lot of mainstream people besides somber um so I really haven't like tuned into a Super Bowl like halftime show like excitedly and like probably since Beyonce and And I was like, I was moved to tears by Bad Bunny.
Starting point is 00:30:48 I don't speak, I took French in high school. Like I don't even remotely speak Spanish. And I felt as though it transcended language to me. It was the actual. I was, I understood everything he was saying. Okay, that's awesome. Yeah, in a way. I really, I was, I loved it.
Starting point is 00:31:05 It was very moved. No, I actually didn't see it because I was watching the other halftime show. Oh, turning point? Yeah. Oh, fabulous. Yes. It was just kind of like, I want to just pop in and see what's going on over there. I'm so stupid for so many reasons, but the first being that I thought it was Chris Rock performing. And I was like, I did not know that guy was MAGA. Like, that's a shame. That is a damn shame. And then I saw a photo of the true perpetrator.
Starting point is 00:31:44 not not Chris Rock Chris Rock marked completely and utterly safe you're looking at this guy just like okay you guys have fun it's like extremely embarrassing for all of those involved and not even wishing you well
Starting point is 00:32:03 love it though oh my god I just I don't know but no it was very it was very fun and it was like very theatrical. I thought that the no one's really talking about like the
Starting point is 00:32:19 setup of the whole stage. It was like so cool and they got it out so quickly. The Casita was out there. There's so many people in the casita. And then right after the halftime show and Lady Gaga coming out, I was like, wait hang I was kind of just like kind of bopping around and then
Starting point is 00:32:37 she came out at a lock then. It was like, whoa this is really cool. Meeting of the minds. And then I'm going to move on. So if you have something to say, I would say it. No, I just recently when I was watching Lady Gaga, remember, do you remember when I, like, met her and took that photo
Starting point is 00:32:56 with her at the LG event? Yes. I've had forgotten about that, but. The LG event? Yeah. Lady Gaga. Oh, no, I was thinking LGBT. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Yeah. I love that. It's one of the funniest pictures. I was so confused. That literally, that was, that. I'm saying that she really, like, has always felt at home in our community. Oh, absolutely. I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being.
Starting point is 00:33:32 No, that was an ACON song. Yeah. Actually, I like that outfit of mine. I let, yeah. You don't? I was going to say I like that outfit hers. I can't see it because it's so dark. Oh.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Okay. I feel good. to move on. Okay, well, what nobody else saw was that there was a streaker right after the... Oh, nobody else did see that. Yeah. Which is crazy. They have so much control over that because it's like, why would you not show?
Starting point is 00:33:58 He wasn't naked. He just had his shirt off. But my thought was immediately like, oh, I shouldn't even say this. I can say it. My thought, because I didn't know it was happening. I couldn't see you right at first and everyone started screaming. And I was thinking terrorist attack. That's scary.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Yeah. But I am always thinking terrorist attack. there is not, I don't think there's a day goes by that I, not like, I have a new fear of just like everything being a sleeper cell. Can we circle back on sleeper cell? Yeah. Because I think that the guy that jumped down there had a lot of money that there would be a streaker and we were getting towards the end of the game and he bet on that and there
Starting point is 00:34:38 wasn't a streaker and I think it may actually have been worth it for him to streak, to be the streaker. Oh, okay. That was my thought process. Okay. But that was kind of my Super Bowl experience. It was weird being at a game and that you're kind of have, you're kind of a fan of one of the teams and they just didn't perform at all.
Starting point is 00:34:56 And it was just kind of like. They had not won the Super Bowl? No, that evening. No, they actually got demolished and squashed. I'm sorry. It's okay. It's only up from here or down, whatever's easiest. But we had great.
Starting point is 00:35:11 We had beers and big plastic cups, which is my favorite thing to do in an arena stadium type situation. and then I got a hot dog on the street from like a vendor. That's exciting. Yeah, that was great. I'm glad you had a good time. And then we took this like shuttle bus home and we sang the whole way home. We did karaoke and everyone went around. I bet Robbie can sing, can he?
Starting point is 00:35:36 He gave the performance of a lifetime. Wow. It was so fun. Everyone was just in such high spirits. I think because we had gotten out a little bit before the huge crowds. We weren't in traffic leaving the Super Bowl. Oh, it was awesome. And then we just went home, and then that was the end of the weekend.
Starting point is 00:35:52 It was really great. I had a hard time getting to the airport on Sunday because the... Wait, where was it? San Francisco. San Francisco. Francisco. It's one of the best cities on Earth. I'm serious.
Starting point is 00:36:04 I can't wait to go. A lot of people have a bad view of San Francisco because they've seen parts of it. But, like, it is gorgeous. We went on a hike the first day we got there, and I was like, I'm confused why this is not. talked about in terms of like we talk about Los Angeles, we talk about New York City. I feel like people are talking about San Francisco.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Not in a positive way. I feel like I've mostly heard good things. Oh. Yeah. I had not. You thought this was your run club era. Turns out it was more of a thinking about run club era. The good news?
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Starting point is 00:37:37 Anyways, it was very, very fun. Let me think of, okay, so I don't know if you watched any Super Bowl ads. Obviously, mine and Dillans came out. Everyone was looking around for the Doritos ad. We did the Doritos ad. Did you see that I did an ad amplifying your voice? When? During the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:37:55 Where is it? On TikTok. Oh, I can't open TikTok. My ad, you know, it's important to amplify white men's voices. So I had to. Finally. Finally. I had, this was my ad.
Starting point is 00:38:08 Okay. It's also doing really well. Because they boosted it to high heaven. Oh, my God. This is actually scary. Apparently I made a sign with my hand by. accident of like the universal help sign in this in this ad and everyone's commenting like please help her isn't it this thing or whatever well i'm confused because i they're talking about the like this peace
Starting point is 00:38:28 sign that i made oh but that kind of that's kind of like the universal piece apparently there's the way my thumb is positioned okay i'm asking for help but yeah it was an honor to be just a small part of this right um My favorite thing are all the people that are saying, I have no idea who these people are. And it's like, I haven't seen. Do you know everyone?
Starting point is 00:38:53 I haven't seen people like that. How many commercials that weren't like A-list celebrities? Did you know every single person in the, in the commercial? Right. So that was really- People would like to speak and look at their own name. I need to flag something.
Starting point is 00:39:07 Okay. It was brought to my attention that Dylan posted several stories. in slow-mo, where you could see at all. Before or after the rip in your pants? Before? And just to clarify, before you ripped your pants, you were not wearing panties.
Starting point is 00:39:40 No, I was wearing shorts that were like a bathing suit style short. And so I don't typically put a layer underneath those. What have we spoken about? I didn't know I was going to be doing a hike. When you shoot a commercial. Doesn't matter if you think you're going to be doing a high kick or not. When you shoot a commercial, you need to put your panties on. I've learned my lesson.
Starting point is 00:40:08 Have you? It's been now twice, both with Doritos. Thank you. That I will be moving forward with undergarments on every commercial shoot that I'm on. I'll believe when I see it. And in meetings as well. Meetings. Sorry for another day.
Starting point is 00:40:27 Sorry for offline. Okay. I don't know if you, did you see that? Did you catch it? Oh, Brooke. No. Hard to miss. No way, did you?
Starting point is 00:40:44 Hard to miss you. Why did you text me? I thought you knew. Dylan had to delete the story. I thought you knew. And he didn't text me. Did you text him? Or was it just like a lot of responses being like, hi?
Starting point is 00:41:03 It was a lot of all caps. This is not safe for work. Yeah. Oh my God. Who cares? We all have them. Yeah, but all of y'alls aren't looking at me like in the face. It was like there's a snake in my boot.
Starting point is 00:41:24 I feel. As if you, just on account of the way that you don't wear underwear, the way you sit. I'm wearing underwear today. Everything about you. Yeah. I feel like you're due for like a flashing at some point in your life. Like you might accidentally flash and this is you getting what? No, I feel like this is the warm up.
Starting point is 00:41:52 No, this is a warming. I feel like you're warming up. I feel like you're just getting started. No, no, no. I feel like you're just getting started. This was a turning point, USA. I'm putting underwear on. I feel like you're just getting started.
Starting point is 00:42:03 Tell us about your golden bone hydro flask. What do you mean? Like, I don't know what you mean. So you've lied to me. What? You told me in a few different bonuses. Remember we spoke about go go crazy bones? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:18 You said you had the golden bone. If you actually had the golden bone, you would know what I'm talking about when I say you've the golden bone hydro. You do not have a golden bone. I was eight. You would remember if you had the golden bone. I had the... You would remember. Brooke, I don't care how old you were.
Starting point is 00:42:32 I don't have the number of my childhood neighbor. I don't have his number. I don't either. And if I reached out... I remember the golden bone and I didn't even have the golden bone. If I reached out to him 20 years later, two decades we're talking and say, hey, can you convince my podcast co-host that I had the golden bone? He's going to block my number. I'm not asking you to do that.
Starting point is 00:42:56 How would I... I'm saying if you actually had the golden bone. You would know what I'm talking about when I reference golden bone. I know what you're talking about when you reference a golden bone now. No, you don't because you just said, what do you mean when you're saying golden bone? Well, it could have meant anything. Couldn't have. There's only one golden bone.
Starting point is 00:43:14 No. There was several because I had one and two people I know I had one. No, the only five ever made. Okay. We have to move on. Did you see any other commercials that you? Yes. The Duncan one.
Starting point is 00:43:27 Walk me through that because I didn't get seen any commercials. Oh my God, it was like all of the like major sitcom stars from the 90s. It was, well, Ben Affleck and then Jason Alexander as like he was, I don't know if he was being George, but it was Jason Alexander, Matt LeBlanc, um, Carlton, Cheers, Urkel. It was just like all of the major players. Jennifer Annison popped in at the end and they were all AIed. they were all AIed to look like they did in the 90s. And it freaked me out. Yeah, that's, yeah, I'm sure it freaked a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:44:07 Well, I was confused. I thought, I didn't realize until Jen. I thought they were just like heavily wearing a lot of makeup. And then with Jen, I was like, I don't know, Jen. Something. Oh, no. Because Jen really looks like, she got some. I don't know if they eyed them, because the guy on the right, I forget his name.
Starting point is 00:44:27 What's his name on the right? Matt LeBlanc? Matt LeBlok looks old. He doesn't look like he did on Friends. That's an old man. Ben Affleck looks young. But look at Jen. She doesn't look like friends to me.
Starting point is 00:44:41 But she doesn't look like she does now. Because she's gotten a lot of work time. I think it would, I think it's less AI. I think it's more filtering. That's not makeup, though. That is either like, but like isn't a filter AI? No one knows what a filter is. but I don't think that it's AI
Starting point is 00:44:58 It's a it's a It's an effect It's just an effect Made by man No I mean we're walking in a gray area right now We need to get back to the black and white Or we could just recognize that that it's just like I just think I don't think that
Starting point is 00:45:14 I think that she She was altered By a computer She didn't have Okay this is just like A man commenting on a woman's forehead right now But she didn't have any lines in her forehead and friends, did she?
Starting point is 00:45:29 Aging is a blessing. It doesn't look like this now. Like that's not her face anymore. Can we do a side by side of her face? That is not her current face. I know. I think it's, I think it's a filter. Tom looks Jennifer Aniston filter. So scary. Yeah, she looks exactly the same.
Starting point is 00:45:46 She looks entirely different. Look at her from friends and look to me, very different. She, I mean, to me essentially the same. That's older. Yes, of course it's older.
Starting point is 00:46:09 Huh? Of course it's older. The current photo of her there is old. So it's not current. But I think there was some sort of AI at play. I do. I don't think there was AI. I think that people made as much of an effort besides Fedka as they could to avoid
Starting point is 00:46:27 AI claims. Then maybe I don't know what AI is. AI was what Svedka did when they just did like full-blown typed in a prompt to like a generator and it just popped out like a commercial for Svedka. And it was those like robot people. And it was really weird. There's no way that moves the needle at Svetka, right? Like it's just the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life. I think Svedka's like toast either way you slice it.
Starting point is 00:46:56 It's just, I don't get it. Like did I miss? like this was in every single like ads played today this is making history is the first ever all AI ad great and it's bad AI does like a lot of really incredible stuff like maybe I don't agree with it but like it's doing cooler stuff than look at this I am legend ass commercial Svedcom might be at the point where it's like they need like so much support that it's like bad press is good press for them I guess we're talking about Svetka right now exactly it's making me it's making me, ugh.
Starting point is 00:47:30 Yeah. Did she see the nerds one? No, I only saw the friends one. Duncan. Oh. Nerds had one and it had Andy Cohen on it. And everyone was like, this is so fucking weird that they'd have Jeffrey Epstein, like, look on a commercial with all these like little baby blobs.
Starting point is 00:47:53 This is so weird. Like it was just, I had tears in my eyes reading through. I was like, they think Andy Cohen. is Jeffrey Epstein? You're so dumb. I love it. I love nerds gummy clusters so much. Nerds being like just like you only bigger and with a Jeffrey Epstein look alike.
Starting point is 00:48:10 He does look like him. I'm just realizing. Jeff? Yeah. I love Andy though. Thought this was Epstein. Nice try. Epi.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Yeah. Every single person. Yeah. That's tough. That is tough. That's not an ideal look alike for sure. They do. They do.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Tough. I mean, maybe that was a good call out, Ashley. Now that I'm thinking about it, like a little, like a candy with like, Andy kind of does look like Jeffrey Epstein. Like maybe that was like, maybe that would have been a good like thing to review before. But that's, it wouldn't be fair for Andy not to get opportunities because he looks like someone. No, I'm saying opportunities with like maybe Cologne and not maybe like candy. Why not? Why not candy?
Starting point is 00:48:54 Because he looks like Jeffrey Epstein kind of. But what does candy have to do with Jeffrey Epstein? Halloween. trick-or-treat, kids, I don't know. I feel like you could link anything back to kids. Not like Gillette Fusion, razors. You know, like. Razor blades in your tutsi rolls.
Starting point is 00:49:12 Oh. Okay, let me think. We could play this game. Toyota. Toyota. Toy. We play this game all day, but we don't mean to. Ford.
Starting point is 00:49:29 We don't need to. Four years old. So dumb. Okay. Connor. Connor. Connor. Connor.
Starting point is 00:49:44 Beer. A, B, A, B, A, B, C, D, Alphabet. But you could also do that with every letter. Okay. All right. We got to clip that. That was really fun. Do you think it was appropriate?
Starting point is 00:50:01 Yes. Okay, moving on. I have more stuff. Me too. Okay, hit it. Well, I mean, again, I watched a TV show. Ooh. His and hers.
Starting point is 00:50:12 Have you seen it? No. It's a big one. I think a lot of people are watching. What? Cleaning up your mess. It's known for, like, being, like, at least the general consensus that I've heard. You're heading out.
Starting point is 00:50:31 I'm just getting some favorite. Should I keep talking? Yeah. The general consensus is that it was not a good show, but the last episode ever almost like, what the fuck? Like, you guys need to watch this just to get to the last episode because it's like, so what the fuck? And so I watched to confirm.
Starting point is 00:50:49 Who's in it? That, I don't know his name. Okay. What's, uh, what's the main guy's name, Izzy? Do you know? John. John for it's it's I don't I don't think anyone that you would know was in it but what his and hers but I will say that like when I got to the end I was like yeah that is
Starting point is 00:51:24 definitely John Bernthal it was definitely something oh yeah it's only like six episodes and it's like one of those like classic like Thriller mini series. Okay, cool. Yeah. Who done it? I'll look into it. And it's definitely, it's very entertaining.
Starting point is 00:51:45 It was like during the end, like when the like plot twist or whatever was revealed, it was one of the situations where it was more of like a verbal like no. Nah. Not not happen. Two estranged spouses, one detective and another, a news reporter, vye to solve a murder in which each believes the other is a prime suspect. I wouldn't say that. This is interesting because Google, I think this is why AI is bad. That's not what it's about. That's from Google users though.
Starting point is 00:52:19 But I think that's AI capturing everything and summarizing it. You know what's so interesting. I was actually thinking about this today because I read this article that's being like hawked all over my Twitter. And it's like this huge thing that this guy posted about like he's kind of like a whistleblower for AI and he's like working on it. and I'm always interested when the people that work on things are like warning us about the things that they're working on like Flappy Bird Bad example
Starting point is 00:52:46 But he's like oh like we're in the period of like no return It's like threat there's like it's like threatening to blackmail when like kill the people that are running the program when they say they're gonna unplug it and stuff And I'm just like Like why did AI have to be evil? Like why? Why is the outcome of everything that we're working on right now bad? Well, it sucks because like some AI things are good, like the talking foods that tell you how to use them. Right. But it's too powerful.
Starting point is 00:53:21 And Pat, with great power comes great responsibility and it usually falls into the wrong hand. Just so well said. You've been really well said today. Thank you. Yeah, we need regulate. But like, what's that going to do? everything recently has been just like we made an amazing
Starting point is 00:53:39 advancement and we're using it to make bombs it's like and then this dude that like just solved pancreatic cancer did you see he like he cured it he's up for the Nobel Peace Prize but he doesn't have funding he's like doing a go fund me no yes
Starting point is 00:53:55 no yes he's doing a go fund and pancreatic cancer is like you die like like like one of the most lethal. So he cured it. And you know what's so funny? This is how you know the internet is just like not a good place.
Starting point is 00:54:13 People are still like on his comments being like bullying him. Like someone's got ever, everyone's got something shit to say. Everyone's got shit to say. And most people shouldn't speak. He's that for the Nobel Peace Prize. That's good. I'm glad. I haven't seen anything about that.
Starting point is 00:54:30 Which is probably we should probably cut that. No, no, no. I should be seeing stuff like that. I'm on like a really interesting place. I'm also on another AI thing that I was like, this is crazy is did you see, did you see all these commercials that Ring came out with like an opt-in? They did a commercial about losing your dog
Starting point is 00:54:50 and about how Ring cameras now have a technology where if you lose your job, it pings all of the ring cameras in your neighborhood to use AI to locate your dog. You upload a picture of your dog. and then it like recognizes and submits it and like helps you right get reconnect well no that's like oh bad it's bad that's what i'm well they just like they oh they i guess like and i'm just reading responses here but i guess the whole thing was like this is surveillance state oh yeah because now
Starting point is 00:55:25 i can be if you opt into this thing and probably not if you opt into it as well you can it it's just looking at that I hope I'm not coming out as conspiracy theorist but like it is you it's recognizing faces it's reporting well I can Rick do all that but it took them so long to recover the footage of Savannah Guthrie's moms what's going on with that it is the most insane real life story that I have ever consumed okay so it is so upset deeply upsetting she's just wild good morning America right or yes I you know I got confused USA Today and Today Show, but I think it's today show. So she...
Starting point is 00:56:06 Her mother was abducted from her home in Tucson, Arizona. Abducted by a masked man. A ransom situation? It is, but I'm also kind of confused because they asked for money, right? It's also not clear if, like, the person asking for money is actually the person that abducted her. I think it's more of like a statement than it is. like they want money, which is why they went for somebody with such close ties to the news.
Starting point is 00:56:37 Like they're making some sort of statement, which was really scary. I don't know. Why is it unclear? It's so weird when there's not emotive because it's like, let us know what you need from us, you know? So yeah, I mean, they're offering like millions for her return and she's still missing. So it's really sad and scary. And I'm, I'm, I'm really praying that she comes home soon. Oh, that's not fun. No, it's like going on two weeks now. Yeah, I saw the pictures last night from Ring.
Starting point is 00:57:10 So scary. Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. Like, why, like, did it take that long? Like, Ring is so technologically advanced that we're doing full surveillance, but it takes that long to get buried footage. It's a good question. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:57:24 I can't answer that. Thanks. I did see someone comment. You know what Grock is, right? on like Twitter. The robot? Yeah. Someone was like at Grock, use AI to remove the mask and show us who this is.
Starting point is 00:57:42 And I was like, what's the fuck? Like, how would that way? I bet that person thought they just cracked the case wide open. They were like, if no one else is going to do it. If no one else is going to ask, let me be the one. Grok, like, what are we doing here? Like, this is taking so long. Grok, remove the mask.
Starting point is 00:57:56 This is. Isn't it funny? A mask that you can get to go skiing at the store is just. just enough to be like, you could do whatever you want and not get caught. Yeah. And you never know, like, if you're a person on the other side of that register when someone's buying a mask, like, you don't know if it's going to be used for good or evil. You have to ask.
Starting point is 00:58:15 What will you be using this mask for today? What are you going to do? What are you going to put this on at? Skiing. We have a surprise birthday party. Oh, I keep getting chills. No, stop. Thinking of that stuff.
Starting point is 00:58:32 No, you don't get chills. You're so sexy. Sexy. There's a new game. Crossplay. It's like words with friends. You're familiar? No, I have something to say.
Starting point is 00:58:48 It's like words with friends, but through the New York Times app, it's ruining my life. Like, it's all I do. And it feels like work because it's like a puzzle and, you know, uses brainpower. Yeah. So it's just like been so horrible for my screen time. And I've got like 16 games going at once. I've got six with Kat, four with Marshall, two with Miles, 18 with Sodi. And it's just a full time fucking job, man.
Starting point is 00:59:18 Hey. It is a full time job. Okay. What were you going to say? Oh my gosh. Did you see the dude at the Olympics who like won bronze? Oh my God The one that announced
Starting point is 00:59:38 Just started sobbing I was like I did cheat on my girlfriend I want to make one thing very clear Cheated on my girlfriend I mean The group chat's going Berserk How do you?
Starting point is 00:59:54 Different language Oh It's a different language. It's my first word medallé And I will thank all So, my Europe with my point. Oh, wait, we should be, we should be saying what he's saying. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 01:00:09 Oh, shit. Sorry. Hang on. Sorry, y'all. Okay. He's just, we don't miss anything yet. He's saying it's great. It's my first, it's my first medal.
Starting point is 01:00:20 He won bronze. And then you can kind of see the waterworks start to bubble up. Well, he's trying to force him out for sure. No, I think he's like, do I, am I going to do this right here? Am I going to do this right? Oh, I think he's calculated. Oh, really? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:35 I think this is a pathetic act of like I'm going to put it all out on the line. Now, it could be manipulative. I think it's manipulative. Depending on how you're looking at it. But you don't do this on the world stage. You really don't. You do if you're like. This is a true act of desperation.
Starting point is 01:00:56 I think manipulation. Okay. I guess we'll see. Yeah. It's tough because we can't understand the tone. I want to hear what she says. I want her to. Say something.
Starting point is 01:01:07 Okay. Great day of skiing, my whole family for supporting me. I wanted to share this with, oh, he's starting to cry, watching today. Might not be watching today. Six months ago, I met the love of my life. Most beautiful, wonderful person in the world. Here we go, he is crying. And three months ago, I made the biggest mistake in my life.
Starting point is 01:01:34 She cheated on her. And that's all I've been thinking about for a week. Just thinking about it for the last week. Did it three months ago. Been the worst week of my life. Okay, how about three months ago when you did it? So I had a gold medal in life. I'm sure there are many people out there and I see me in a different light.
Starting point is 01:01:54 But I only have eyes for her. I'm not quite sure what I want to say here now. That's good. I think you nailed it. No, no, no. He said, I don't know what I want to say here now. I think you did. I'm like pretty stuck on the like he's not, not he did a deistematically upset he got caught.
Starting point is 01:02:16 Yeah. Because he's just been ruminating on it for the past week and he did it three months ago. He's Norwegian. I don't care if he is the president. Good example. That's always like. That's always like Like are they going to came up yesterday
Starting point is 01:02:38 I was in a meeting and I was like You know like a lot of things can be transformative Like you look how people age Like when you're the president And they were like And I was like bad That was bad example But yeah
Starting point is 01:02:51 President is I think it's like a hard Example to have You don't care if he's I don't have the end to that sentence I don't know what I'm saying is What if he's a flying pit? There's no excuse. I have no, I have a zero tolerance policy for cheating.
Starting point is 01:03:07 Yeah. To do it in the world, I don't know. I don't think he's going to get her back. No. I didn't realize. I would be so angry. I didn't realize he was going to timestamp everything live. I would be so angry if someone cheated on me and then went on television to tell everyone
Starting point is 01:03:24 they cheated on me. It kind of feels like when you propose at like a sporting event and everyone's looking and it's like, oh, ex-girlfriend responds. It is hard to forgive. Even after a declaration of love in front of the whole world, I did not who's end up in the situation and it hurts to have to be in it. We have been in contact and he is aware of my views on this. Much love to Sterla.
Starting point is 01:03:42 You go, girl. You are my Olympian. You don't know her culture or not her culture, her character. But just like I support her based off of the position. She might abuse animals. She, sirla does not do that. And she might, she might. Do you not talk about Sterlo that way?
Starting point is 01:04:00 She might, I'm just saying we can't jump to conclusions. You are so adamant on defending this guy. No, I also. Oh, absolutely. No, no, no. Oh, absolutely. See, what I'm curious about is him telling her a week before he goes to the Olympic. I don't think, I would imagine that he got caught.
Starting point is 01:04:23 I don't think he planned on telling her. I told her a week ago and it ended. I'm sure he took, yeah. Okay, I see what you mean. Oh, okay. He got caught and had to admit it. Wow. That's about that.
Starting point is 01:04:35 Otherwise, why wait months? Yeah. Also, so they started dating six months ago. He cheats three months ago. Timelines. Fuck. So they were dating for three months. Three months is so quick.
Starting point is 01:04:53 I don't know. You're saying that it's so early on in the relationship that it's fine? No, I'm not saying it's fine. But it's forgivable? No, I'm not saying it's forgivable either. I'm just like, this is like a lot of, even for six months ago and cry on, I'm like, you messed up. I think we maybe,
Starting point is 01:05:11 you just take this one to the chest and you move forward with your life. Six months you lost. I hope. Unless it's legitimate. That she doesn't get back with him. Unless that's what she wants because I support her agency. No,
Starting point is 01:05:25 Sterla is, I would say more well spoken than, let's see. Oh, no, that is Sterla. His girlfriend is more well spoken. It has been the worst week of my life.
Starting point is 01:05:37 I told her a week ago. ended. I'm not ready to give up. I hope that committing social suicide can perhaps show how highly I love her. I am taking the consequences for what I have done. I regret it with all my heart. Like, I'm, that doesn't move me. I'm accepting the consequences.
Starting point is 01:05:56 Bare minimum. Yeah. Anyway, it was nice seeing you today. Hey, you too. What I know it to end on? Why can't I get like this saying out of my head? What's saying? Like, potato, potato. What is it?
Starting point is 01:06:14 that from? I don't know. Potato, potato. We don't know. Oh, the 1937 Gershwin song, let's call the whole thing off. Oh, my God. Oh, you're thinking of potato potato. That's let's call the, no. What you just did. No to what you just did.
Starting point is 01:06:31 We got to go. This is just like not. Wipeed his face with this random ass coaster. Random ass coaster the coaster I use every week? You didn't need to. Where do coasters go? On the table. See you in bonus. Bye guys.
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