Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Shared Disorders

Episode Date: February 29, 2024

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It's kind of like paper mache. Oh? Paper machet. There's nothing cooler than paper mache. Do they still do that? Who's they? I'm sure somebody... The kids.

The kids are doing paper mashay right now. What would an adult have used for paper mashay? would what would you paper mache right now like like if if if there was something like paper mache is perfect for people that love paper mache your hydro that love dupes that love dupes like okay I really like this this bust of Larry David but I'm not going to pay this small business since I don't support small businesses I would rather make a dupe that is like not everyone's looking for a dupe of a bust though that's like very niche that well that's like what my use would be but if I needed like like

Like if I wanted a small object on like my new shelves I'm getting, very excited about. I would make them from paper mache if I was trying to save a book. But it's very art project specific. Like you're not. No, I think you can use paper mache for like, for like legit things. For what is the legit thing? Art projects are of course legit. You know I love art.

But like what could you use paper mache for? Like day to day in the house. Like as like something helpful, like a handy tool. Well, because at its core it's like paper. Right. But then you just throw on the machet. Like, is it just for an art project? I don't know.

I don't know. It's, it, it, it, what is this saying? It lives to be told. I'm not familiar with that saying. It lives to be told. Yeah, it, something to be told. It awaits to be told. Yeah.

Is it waiting to be told? The truth will be told. No, what is it? Is it Joan Didian? If I, it lives to be told. It waits to be told. Well, no. Not quite, Joan.

Eh. You tell ourselves stories in order to live? Is that what you were thinking? No, that's not where I was going with it. Appreciate you, Joan. If anybody knows what I was trying to say, would love it. They will. The thing is they will.

I think, yeah. I think we can just stop talking about paper mache and agree that it's mostly for art projects. Okay. I was just curious. It wasn't even a, like. I don't know. Why did we talk about paper mache? I have no idea.

Beets me. Great way to start, though. I have no idea. Welcome back to Brooke and Connor Make a podcast, everyone. Happy to have you as always. This is going to be, we're recording this right now. It's February. Oh my God, happy. No, it's not February at all.

One thing about January, she's going to make you feel every single one of her days. She does not stop. It's January 31st and it's been January 31st for 31 days. This is, this month has been five. months long. Happy January 31st. Whoa, Brooke, there wasn't nothing that could have prepared me for you to not say February 1st. This comes out on leap, on leap day. Oh, February 29th, which we only get every four years. It's only one extra day. We never will see a February 30th. I don't believe so, no. Okay. It comes out. You never know, though. It waits to be told. It waits to be told. It waits to be told. It's like daylight savings. Like if they screw with that a little bit more, we could be getting a February 30th. Or we could. could be getting only February 27th.

Wait. I don't know. I don't know. It's kind of making you panic a little bit. Yeah. Let's leave it alone. This episode's coming out in a month. Which is crazy because it's like cool a little bit to think how fast the night changes.

Like so many things could be happening to us by the time this comes out. Yeah. That freaks me out. I know it's scary. We'll look back at this and be like, ugh. You know, like... When do you leave for your tour? Before this comes out.

Yeah, so you'll be like, who knows, you could be literally... You could be in the market for a Netflix special. Yeah, totally. That's my plan. Yeah. I'll be on the road again. You'll be on the road. I can't wait to get back on the road again.

I have those shoes. We have that conversation every time I wear these. No, I've never seen those. I think we had it on the podcast. We wore them on the same day last time. Did we? Yeah. They're great shoes.

Got a little lift. Those are my poop shoes. Yes. The poop in a bag. Yeah. So that is a new record, four minute, 35 seconds.

Poop. That's our first poop mark of this episode. How exciting. Yay. Well, it's kind of cool. It's weird. I like your hat.

Thanks. Jack's surfboards. Also, your sweatshirt is also that brand. It's that brand. This is the kind of sweatshirt I like where it's like big. and it's not going to change shape and it's also not warm.

This is a strictly fashion over function. Your peacocking. You're peacocking? Yeah. Is it peacocking? Because like those feathers don't do shit. They just are big.

They're just like to attract a mate. Okay. Do you want to hook up with me? Not at this second, but we can circle back. Cool. Yeah. It's weird because I was going to say, I like your sweater as well.

Thank you. And so you beat me to the punch. Oh, this is new. Oh, very cool. But it sucks. No one's going to get to see my brand new sweater until February 29th. This is my leap day sweater. Totally, damn, I should have worn my leap day fit.

I'll wear it before. I'll wear it later to be shown before. We could have had a bunch of leap day babies on the pod today, as guests, and be like a little freak show, all the leap day babies. My birthday, my birthday only, I'm only four years old. It would have just been them saying that that. Did we have that conversation last leap here? No.

That wasn't a year ago, right? We just randomly pulled that out of ours. Okay. But it's weird because since this comes out like a month from now, I'm like, should we talk about things that are affecting our lives today at all? Connor, I was thinking the same thing. The thing is I have some pertinent things that I'd like to get on my chest. I'm being affected right now too. And if we don't, it's just like two ships passing in the night.

Let's just do it. Okay. What are you affected by right now? Well, I'm really pissed off about the new Mr. and Mrs. Smith movie, to be frank with you. Show? Show? Is it a movie? We're doing show or movie?

I've never even seen the original. It's, oh. The Amazon Prime thing with Donald Glover? Yeah. Is it not good? I'm just mad. Leave it alone. Make a new show.

I love, love, love Maya. Yeah, I love them both, but I just, no. It's the same thing. I actually need to put her and Anna of Penn 15 on my woman I love list. At least they're putting it a series. That being said, like I love the. era of TV and movies. I'm outspoken about when people used to like have actual sexual attention because they were making love off screen. Actually, they weren't making love. Brangelinea were

fucking like in every position. I'm loving that. Just due to that what Jen and whatnot. I mean, truly, what is that right person wrong time? No, I think that's just like not being like a good person. I guess we don't really know what happened and we never will, but like I think it's pretty clear that there was an overlap. Okay, well the movie's great and I love the sexual tension between those two. They killed it.

But that was an era of like movie and TV. We're like classics were coming out. Now we're in this era of movie and TV. We're like, they're like, we need to pump out another 3D printed movie like chat, GBT, write a script, make this a series, and we'll put like, Donald Glover.

We'll make Donald Glover the guy and we'll, what's he going to do? Well, the plot will be exactly the same. Wait, let's do a chatGBT movie. Let's write one. We should. We could become, Brooke, we can make a production thing that pumps out movies

like freaking Mr. Crabs, squeezing those jellyfish until there's nothing left out of them. Yeah. Let's do that in the bonus. I have a movie I want to make. It's about to blow this lid wide open. So there's that.

all mine are TV related if that's cool with you. There's that. Two, I started watching The Bachelor because I just need to be a part of something. I'm going to do that too. Yeah, it's good. It's good. I have many thoughts. I keep getting DMs that I look like

to one of the girls, which is really sweet. I appreciate that so much. I forget her name though. I wonder who it is. You're not seeing anyone that looks like me on the TV? I think it's Maria, but that's like not a comp, like the looks are a compliment, but like she's a psycho.

Oh, it's. I think, look up Maria. That's sounding. That's sounding right. Yeah. Yeah. I think. 100%.

You think? Yeah. She's not, she's not a good girl. Um, she's not a nice lady. She's definitely trouble. Like she's trying. If it would have been a different, if it would have been, um, you'll know when you see it. Like I'm not, it's not a spoiler.

Um, if it would have been any other show besides the bachelor, she would have taken her earrings out and beat a girl's ass. Like if it like she should be on bad girls club. She's feisty. Feisty but like started a fight for something that like didn't warrant an actual fight and shot her. Someone's got to bring the entertainment. It's inner.

You're right because we needed someone to talk about. So and for that reason. And you know who loves Maria? Who? Logan. So that makes sense. Um, there you go. Cousin Logan.

Something that's making me completely sick to my stomach is that if I applied for the bachelor, they would be like, Hmm This girl is a little bit On the older side Yeah Well that was That was the fight

I'm gonna throw up Yeah Like I'm throwing up right now It is Yeah That's something Yeah The Bachelor's supposed to be like

Oh this is their last chance And like if you went If you were the Bachelor How old is the current Bachelor I think he's 26 Like if you went on the Bachelor Right now You'd be like

Let's get the Silver Fox Married off It's geriatric Let's get this geriatric his last man. He's 26, yeah. Like, that's freakish. Like, I used to watch the show and be like, those are big kids.

28, okay. Okay. So he's a geriatric. He's, like, on his last leg. This is Golden Bachelor season two. Okay. So, yeah, well, what's funny is, I watched this, and I'm like,

so many, I mean, the bachelor's the easiest show in the world to make fun of. Right. Like, this is. is a joke. This is a joke. How is this okay? How is this okay? It is amazing that like, I don't know. It's just amazing that like so many things we've moved away from, but like this, the hunger games of dating is like, yeah, I'm sat. Yeah. So I think it's for that reason, it's entertaining, but like, oh my God. That's how I understand how media makes people like puppets.

They're like, he is so sweet. I'm like, how do you not see that he's reading from a teleprompter? That's how people get voted in the office that aren't supposed to be there. Oh, I haven't watched, but I'm going to now. Yeah. I mean, Joey does genuinely seem very sweet, but like in so many words, he says the exact same thing about, and how would he not, about 20 women. Yeah. It's tough when you've got 20 women.

She was really brave for sharing what she shared tonight. Involnerability. It was very bold of her to be so transparent with me tonight. And it was like, it was like the theme is cry. It was crazy. Anyways, right after this, after the second episode ended, because I watched both last night, they played the Golden Match Run. I was like, this is TV.

Yeah. I'm so mad that I didn't watch that. Wow. I feel like a dumb, dumb ass. That was fantastic. I watched the first episode and I was like, do you know who won? No. Okay, I won't say anything.

No, I'm not going to watch it. Oh, people also say, um, the, Older woman that one looks like me as well. Yeah. Teresa is it? Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh my gosh.

I kind of knew they met on the first episode. 100%. She looks like she could swallow a Toyota Corolla hole. Well, I do have a big mouth, so. Well, like a snake can unhinge its jaw. Like, that's what she seems like she could do. But I did see the meat. And he said you, like, first thing he said, you are just so beautiful.

Yeah, he was smitten right away. He was head over heels for this young woman. What's interesting about Jerry is that, like, he is only, he, like, wasn't hot in his youth. Like, he was a nerdy guy. Like, he's only hot as an elder. Huh. Look up young Jerry. So he's Benjamin buttoning in a way.

He's completely Benjamin buttoned. Wow. Yeah. Not that he wasn't, like, sweet and all that, but, like, he wasn't. wasn't a stud as he is now in a golden era. Sweet's not going to get you on the on the golden screen. Yeah. Or silver screen.

Right. Every color screen the big one is. So that's that. That is that. Anyways, that's where I'm at. Thank you for allowing me to get that off my chest. Yeah. No, please. I'm excited to join you in the bachelor.

Oh, you should. You need to. Where are you? I'm just like upset. What? I'm done at Akitar. Oh, yeah. So I'm like pretty miserable. and having nothing to live for on a day-to-day basis.

There will be another one coming out. She's working on it right now. But I need a date. Yeah. Okay, maybe by the time this comes out on February 29th, we'll have a date. Yeah. But I don't have that date right now. I wonder if she could employ Chat GPT to be like, here's my books.

I'm going to upload them. Write me a new script. The thing is, like, if she did that, I'd probably like it just as much because I'm so, like, in deep regardless of the quality. Right. Just like give me a little bit more of the character than I need and I'm set. Yeah. Yeah. She, I mean, she should. She is.

She's got, she's milking. She's got a cash cow that she is milking. She had a new book that just came out yesterday, which I love because they're back to doing midnight premieres. Like there was a Barnes & Noble midnight release, which I'm addicted to. We need that for the next quarter thorns and roses. She, like, I'm, I'm in love with her. What's her name?

Sarah J. Mass. She is. S.J.M. So drop dead gorgeous. and smart. And it's like, I'm like feeling a little bit scared of the way I'm feeling. Like I'm in love, I think. Oh my God.

Yeah. That's special. Yeah, it really is. Wow. So maybe I've, maybe there needs to be a new author that writes books about Sarajeet mass. Like Smut. Yeah.

I think she would be honored. She loves Smut. I know. It's very clear. Yeah. So maybe that would be, I don't know, so I'm looking to do free idea if if you write books. Yeah. because usually like

Like landmine Usually the people that write smut I'm like it's best if I don't see you If I don't see what you look like But her it's like Damn I'm honored that she's writing my smut She could do an autobiography

And it's just like in re recounting her sexual Yeah She's gorge I'm addicted to her But now I'm reading fourth wing Which is you know Like a kind of the natural progression It seems

I could see myself being addicted to it, which is good. It's yet to be seen. Which is like a light in the dark. Yeah, that could be it. It's yet to be seen? Try Googling it's yet to be seen. Wait, what did I say the first time?

Time will tell. Oh, it's time will tell. Well, no, no, no. Hang on, hang on. It's yet to be seen. That makes sense. What did I say? We won't know until the episode comes out in February 29.

Live on and conquer on. Keep calm and conquer on. I don't know. I think so. It lives to be told. It lives to be told. What did I, and what was the right one? Wait, what did I just say?

It's yet to be seen and then you said time will tell. Time will tell. It's yet to be seen. Collaboring with it's yet to be seen. And also collaborating with Keep Calm and Carry On. Yeah. I think that's it. We were talking about Keep Calm and Carry On the other day.

Is there a world where Keep Calm and Carry On like reboots? Like is Addison Reagan to be wearing a Keep Calm and Carry On? I had a T-shirt. it was something Glee related and Keep Calm. It was like Keep Calm and insert Glee quote. Gliam? No. It was like, can we look up Keep Calm Glee T-shirt?

It's so crazy because the person that wrote copy for this shirt had the easiest job in the world because they could literally be like Keep Calm and watch Glee and it would be like selling like hotcakes. Keep Calm and B and CMAP. That's what I was. I was like, well, that's not a verb. I'm actually not. So much. but he's like he or she is like it doesn't matter like people are buying these things

keep calm and join glee club i don't think that was it keep calm and love blam who blam i mean is it blaine blaine oh blam oh i didn't realize people shipped blaine and sam awesome love that yeah oh yeah okay okay okay and ship carly anyways okay okay i don't i won't remember keep calm and carry on it's okay Please only carry on So by the time this comes out Hopefully I'll be done the fourth wing Series and addicted to that as well I'm only on page 100 right now

And it's good It's very much giving A Court of Thorns and Roses It's exciting for you Yeah But it's like new character Does you know Xander is a shadow wielder Yes

Of course Of course Similar to Asriel being a shadow singer In a quarter of those I know a lot of people get those too confused Yes but not me Not me Yeah

So that's that. Only 100 pages in. How long is it? 500 something, but here's the thing. I didn't realize. A quarter thorns and roses was like very much like Times New Roman 2.5 spaced indent vibes. Like you could fly through that. This is like there are a billion words on the page.

Couldn't do it. So it will take me, I think, quite some time. Couldn't do it. I would be on the same page for over one year. Yeah. It is, it is dense. Ooh. Yeah.

No. Bone chilling. I actually had one more TV thing. Yeah, go please pop off. I don't mind it at all. Akitar? Yeah. Oh, cool.

I did it. That was a first time of success. It's going to be a Hulu show, supposedly. Oh, well, that'll be the highest grossing Hulu show known to man. Although, if they miscast, like, I don't know what I'll do. Like, it won't be a good reaction on my end. I can say that right now. Who did they miss cast that we talked about on here recently?

that like everyone was upset about? That's a good question. You had talked about it. You were very outspoken and upset about it. Oh, shoot. It wasn't reason either, but I remember. Oh, mean girls? No.

I don't know, but. Ew. To be fair, I did, when they first came out with Robert Pattinson as Edward, I was like, this isn't right. And then when I saw the movie, I was like, this is the rightest thing that's ever, that's ever been righted. Nothing's been more true. I'll always like give it the benefit of the doubt until I see the show probably

but I'm already getting upset even though not the show's not even the show that was miscast was in New York if that helps I remember it was like a Broadway show no it was like a show that took place in New York sex in the city no you wouldn't be upset about a miscast and sex in the city what gossip girl was it gossip girl it was like a book that was being written and do it's like Colleen Hoover or something. Oh. It ends with us movie. I don't know.

I don't think we even talked about that. I think we might have. That's not going to be good by any means. I'm excited to see what it looks like. It's okay. It's whatever. It doesn't matter because I don't even know what I'm talking about. No worries.

Two quick things again. Did you watch original Gossip Girl? That just reminded me. So he's getting married. He's getting married. Who? Chuck Bass is getting married. Oh.

So, so the thing about me, the thing about me, Connor, didn't care about Chuck, didn't care about Dan, didn't care about Nate. I was addicted to Serena's younger gay brother, Eric. Well, of course you are. Yes. So that's where I was personally. Oh, well, I'm happy for Ed Westwick. He's getting married. To who?

To a young woman that he's addicted to. Like, I'm confused how he, like, people are so obsessed with Chuck. I'm not sure if I finish the show. I might have stopped. I think like Blair and Dan got together or something and I was like that's where I'm tapping out. But like people are so addicted to canceling people. How are they like pro-chuck?

In the show? Yeah. People like stand him. Because that makes no sense. He was who he was. Yeah, but he was like a bad person from what I saw. He was shamelessly himself. Yeah.

And that's true. It's so important to keep. Common be yourself. Right, but what of yourself is like a horse bass? See what I mean? Bass Bass Bass Bass Pro Shop. Damn. Chuck Bass Pro Shop.

But, yeah, I did love the first few seasons of gossip girl. Stop a show all it's ahead. You can't. You can't. You have to drag it out. Glee should have ended after three seasons. When do we stop being CMA? Oh, that's a good question.

should stop while we're ahead maybe maybe on our 30th maybe the leap year episode guys this is our final app yay okay do you have any more things before we dive into the yeah okay it's one more thing uh did you ever watch hcg tv yeah i watch um house hunters okay yeah um two quick quick thing does it exist still yes can you access it yeah yeah on what channel tv on like The TV.com? Cable channels, YouTube TV. Oh, I don't guess it. Is it on any streaming services?

If you have like the YouTube TV. I have YouTube TV. So yeah, you can. There's something so calming about having an HG TV show that you're not even watching, just like playing in the background. I have been really struggling with shows to nap to because I'm always like, I don't want to sleep because I need to see what's going on. That it's like, take me to want consciousness.

You're getting you backslash? Don't mind if I pass out. Yeah. Let me know when it's, tap me when it's over. That's good noise to have in the back. I was thinking about... I was thinking... Paddington's no longer doing HGTV, right?

He was Extreme Home Makeover. Yeah, and that show, I assume... I think he's also doing a hosting gig on a house show now, too. I don't know about HDTV, but... I bet he put himself so far into a pigeonhole. Like, how would I ever recover from that? I'm doing a house giveaway. I watched an episode of Extreme Home Makeover recently, and it did not age well.

No. Well, the thing is... is you're talking about a family that was hit with a tragedy and then you give them a home and then they have to pay property taxes on a gigantic home. It was like very white savioury. The whole show was that. Yeah. It's like move that, bus.

Okay. Get in there. Nothing has functioned. It's like, oh, I think I said this on the podcast. Oh, your son has, you know, seen a car one time. We made his whole room, NASCAR themed. He's 11. Next year he's going to hate.

NASCAR. Right. But you will not be able to afford. And he's going to lose his virginity in that car's themed room. He's going to bring a girl home and he's going to make, I'm sorry. I don't know what to say. Tie Pending. Blame tie.

The right girl will love that. Yeah. Well, yeah. I guess this man is going to walk across a bridge. The right girl is going to love losing her virginity in that ship that requires. that requires a netted bridge to get to. So yeah. Imagine being like...

Right this way? You're going to want to watch your steps. Okay, I love it. I really do. I was thinking about that. And then I remembered there was a time when every single time they would be like, we are giving away a house.

You're going to text this number. They had that, that commercial where it was like, HGTV is straight up giving away a house on the shores of Lake Michigan and it's got this and it's got this and it's gigantic. Simply Texas number and I'm like, every single time I text on it around. I was like, I'm not to, my life's about to change every single time. I wonder, one, I wonder if they ever gave away a house. Two, this is what we needed TikTok for. Could you imagine type anything giving away a house and then like keeping up with that family via TikTok? It's very much like

the Sprouse twins, the animals sweepstake. We won. Let's see who won that. Take me through the experience. Where are they now? I would have loved to see one. I don't think anyone ever won a house. We would never know. Right. It could have just been a scam. Where is my number being sold to because I entered that contest 400 times? Right. Once a day. Very good question.

Damn. I don't think we've, I think someone, we found someone claiming to have won the sweepstakes. The Danimals one? Yeah. But I don't know if we verified. Okay, I'm also curious. Speaking of animals, animals were a yogurt product, correct? Like, yeah.

How much yogurt do you think was in a Danamels? Because I don't think there's, when I eat yogurt now, it's like, oh, this tastes like shit, but that's what it's supposed to taste like. Because it's good for you, you know? That was ice cream, right? I hate yogurt. Like, I'm, like, disgusted by the texture and the taste. But you could eat an awesome.

I, yes. It's like a smoothie base. I can't do, like, like a yogurt base. Okay. I could downed animals. So that just goes to show you there,

it's not a yogurt base. No, it's not. Because I can't tolerate a yogurt base. It's goo. Is it still being produced? Because I would like. Amazon. That on the side of my fruity pebbles.

Yeah. Oh, it's for sale right now. Damn, that's good. That is, those I used to take. like shots. Yes. Yeah.

Like I would get a dandel small smoothie cup. That could be like a great chaser or mixer. Cabo. Yeah. Be like I'm drunk.

It's like, oh, that's all the preservatives. Yeah. Those are probably so bad for you. Oh crap. What was I going to say? Go gerts. That's what my mom used to get

put in our lunchbox. See, those were too yogurty for me. It was in a tube. Yeah. We talked about this before because I was saying any food in a tube, that used to be like Y2K

is coming, the future is here now, this food is in a tube. It's so weird how that just like stopped being a thing. Like why? It was, don't, it wasn't broken. Don't fix it. Don't fix what's not broken.

What, food in a tube? Food in a tube wasn't broken. Oh my God, I miss grips. Yeah, we, oh my God, you saying grips. We have had this conversation before. Forbredom. History repeats itself. That's why you have to learn it.

Are they still making those? And we also Yeah Izzy ended up buying grips, right? Didn't you order some grips? Yes. I don't remember that. Yes.

She brought them out to us on set. No, she didn't. Did you, Izzy? I didn't bring them out. We had them in the studio. She tried? No, we did not. I looked them up though.

Oh my gosh. You look them up. You're constructing a memory. Okay. You can't trust yourself. That's scary. No. Oh.

What? You can't. No, you can't. No, I'm saying that as a broad statement, not just you. Wait, also there's these really, this is more of a niche food, kissables. They were these like Eminem looking Hershey Kisses. Wait, yeah, I'm familiar.

Bring them back to me. Ooh, that's brilliant. Like, why stop making those? Just baby Hershey Kisses. Who were those hurting? But with an M&M type coding. Coding. Right.

Yeah, those didn't hurt anyone. That would be my movie theater snack if they still had. them if possible. Hershey's fans beg for discontinued candy to be brought back as it reminds them of better and dot dot dot. I'm one of those

better and happier days. Oh, Rip. Bring them back. Like I promise you Hershey's if you're listening to this, you will profit millions if you bring those back. Did you know and you didn't because I've never said it out loud? My grandpa used to date like the founder of Hershey's daughter.

No, I didn't know that. And then he moved forward with my grandma. This is the grandpa that... Which is why I don't have an inheritance. May he rest, but really? Is the grandpa that's scary? Yeah, he's no longer with us. Well, I know.

But he was scary. He was scary? Yeah. What did he do again? I don't know. You told a scary story. Oh, I don't know if I should tell that on here. You already did.

No, I told, I don't know. I don't think I did. What did you tell on here? Well, my grandma used to work for child protection services. Yes, you told that. No, but there was something else. Did he have one hand? No, I told that in that bonus.

I guess I could tell him the man because it's like kind of entertaining. Okay. My grandma used to work for child protective. They were in love, clearly, and you'll know why soon. She used to work for child protection services, and I guess like some of the parents would get angry and try to kill her. I don't know if it ever happened, but he put duct tape through the house being like, She's over here in this room.

You would know if your grandmother got killed by someone. I know, but she, I don't know if they ever came into the, like, I don't know if they ever did it. They must have because he put duct tape arrows to her room because they didn't sleep in the same room so that they wouldn't get confused and take him out, take him down too. That's sweet. He said, you can go down. I'm not.

And I told you about his finger that he used to put into my armpit. Oh, that's, okay, that's why I thought he had one hand. No, just one nub of a finger and he would wiggle it around. The finger was cut off. It was a halfie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. That's what I was thinking of it. It looked like a Vienna sausage. A Vienna sausage? Have you seen that woman on TikTok? You would be addicted to her? She loves Vienna sausages, yeah. You've seen her?

Yeah. Yeah. Familiar. That's like what my FYP is like, my FYP is people like that that like aren't going to get famous, but they have a lot of engagement type people that like my thing is I eat Vienna sausages. Like, and I'm like, oh, I'm addicted to this young woman. I haven't even seen her eat a Vienna sausage.

That's just what she reminds me of for whatever reason. Oh, because she's Italian? Yeah. But then it's all, it's that. Skinwalkers, which like, I don't know if anyone knows what skin walkers are. Not familiar with that. It's like things that live in the woods and then take on forms of like deer or like, I don't, they're not real. I don't.

Oh, are they like fairies? I don't want to say that. And then, no, they're very scary. But like that kid that went missing in the woods for like three days. Remember? They're mythical creatures. They're demons of like the Navajo culture that like typically, typically live. live in the woods and like mimic

mimic people to like lure you in the woods and like I guess kill you and probably devour you? They're scary looking. Oh I don't. I'm on this TikTok. Yeah. And then coupled with that. I mean that's not a real.

You should I mean I hope you I'll send you one Skinwalker video. You don't need to because I'm going to get too no no people are like look at this skinwalker that's taken the form of a deer and it's a deer walking through the woods. Okay, well, no. Yeah. And then the other part of TikTok that I'm on right now is parrots that, like, are rehomed from, like, a troubled home. And the parrot is like, hey, you stupid bitch, get off me.

Yeah, fuck you. And it's like, in a really loving, like, older person at home now. And they're like, stop. No cussing. And it's like, fuck you. Go to bed. And it's, like, obviously, repeating an art. But there is one parrot that keeps reciting this thing.

It was an argument of the house that it was. re-homed from that the woman was shot and killed. He cracked the case. He keeps repeating the last argument. And it is the argument between and he had all the evidence needed to close that trial. There was a parrot at every murder scene. We bring like the FBI should just like release so many parrots into the world. So just in case something horrible happens, the parrot can be on the.

case. Yeah. The FBI should like... There's a talking animal. We're not talking enough about that. Oh, I'm always talking about parrots and ravens and crows. I can't stop. Ravens and crows don't talk to with parrots do. They do and it's fucking scary. They speak words? Nevermore. You should listen to

this type in crow saying never more. This sounds like in the Hunger Games when the mocking jays are like recorded voices at things. That's what a crow sounds like. Listen to this. No. Yeah? That's that's AI

can he say anything else besides walka walka walka never more well this one is kind of walka walka more keep common never more right but is he in the home he's coming in yeah so I don't yeah but I agree

like we should be employing these birds because they're talking so that makes you you need to pay rent yeah now but I wasn't going to say Oh, I mean, if we released a bunch, that would be that whole thing with, like, the birds aren't real movement where it's like birds are government spies, which we don't have to get into today. Maybe they should be.

Government spies? Is that too political? No, it's not too political. I think it depends on who we're sending them out to spy on. I don't know what I'm talking about, so that absolves me. Yeah. Oh, my God. Do you hear my stomach?

Yeah, that was your stomach? Yes. That was your color Clarkson collection. No, on God, that was my stomach, Pete. Wow. Yeah. Okay. Should we get into the meat of the episode?

We should. Wow, that was fun, though. I actually had a blast to it. Me too, Connor. And that was like so evergreen too. What's crazy is like that was an accident. Like on a normal episode that isn't coming out on leap year. Like we would not have been able to do that. No.

Oh, God, no. That's great. Well, we asked you guys if you had any questions for us. Yeah. And you actually had some great ones, which I'm really excited about. So let's get into it, shall we? Yeah, we should. You want me to ask you one first?

Why don't you hit me first? Okay, I'll hit me. hit you. Oh my god. This one like threw me for a loop. Okay. You have a baby that was switched to birth and two years later they show up. Do you switch back? With two years? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See ya. No. Yeah. Oh, I need my blood. I'd be like, whoa, ew. You but you're like in love and addicted to your, to the one that you've raised for two years. I forget immediately. You think? I'll forget as soon as that two year old forgets as well. I don't think you will if you were in the situation. Think about Max.

Like you're giving up Max after two years. But no, because he was already a year old and I... It doesn't matter how old he was when you got him. You have two years with Max. And then... That's not the same because I'm not blood related to him. To the other one. If my blood, like you're thinking of blood there.

It's like, that's your lineage. I know you have to kind of like remove... Like, that's your lineage, you know? But the one that's not my lineage is my child. child. Because you know him better? Yeah, because that's my child that I raised, who I spent two years thinking was my lenient.

Well, like, we spend in America more time with our coworkers than our family, but like that doesn't make them more our family. Well, I'm spending every second of the day with my baby because it's a baby. I'm switching back. I am like really struggling. Yeah. I think, oh, that's horrible. Well, do you like your bloodline?

because something like you if I didn't like if it was an annoying baby that would be like a no brain that would be a no brainer oh yeah yeah oh that would suck in my bloodline was like fugly I'd be like yeah that's not what no we already it is really tough I think one it depends like obviously how attached you are to the baby two I feel like maybe in the situation where I was attached to the baby which I'm imagining is the situation I would do like a slow Roll out. Slow rollout. Like four days out of the week with one baby, three with the other. Okay, well then change the context.

Like they don't live in the state. Oh shit. Yeah. They're like visiting to come pick up their baby. Maybe like ideally I would like the mother of my baby would be like a really great woman and we'd move in together for a bit and raise the two children together so they could each get used to us. They live out of the state. They're coming to pick up their baby.

No, we are. but we got an Airbnb in the middle. Oh, so you're willing to, well, what if they're like, you have to? I work from home. Okay. And so does the mom. Okay. So what if this mom was like, I, I work from home, my husband doesn't, I need to be

in my family home, but we live in Wisconsin. You have to come to us and you can, we can get an Airbnb, but you have to come to us. Can my husband come? Or does he not work from home? Yeah, he can come, I'm sure, but you're picking up and moving. for I mean, well, for a little bit, we don't need to move permanently. Okay. Yeah, I'd move for a little bit to get everything situated.

Cool. Yeah. That's my answer. Okay, that's a good question. Okay, I agree. I'm not swapping still. I'll swap, but it will be a process. And I'd like to stay in touch, of course, with my other kid.

Mm-hmm. He's not my kid. Right. That's tough. Ooh, freaky Friday. All right. Whose pet would win in a fight? Frankie or Max?

That's a stupid question. But they have a gun. Honestly, I could see Frankie because her teeth are so long and she chews on everything. So I think she could pull the trigger. Yeah. Faster than Max. Well, I don't know if you saw Max almost push that button that I got yesterday. I got him one of those dog talking buttons.

It's for me, actually. but like I was like oh I wonder if I put this on the ground if he will do it what is the talking button were you pushing it says something mine says nut oh because sometimes when I'm going to be eating food now I'm going to like take a video and move over and press nut that's good content yeah and I I got food last night and I like accidentally hit the button and he was obviously trying to get my food and it hit the button and goes nut and he looked at it like stared at it you should put it on the floor for him to play with did you not see the video I sent it to you no you didn't I texted it it to you. No, you didn't. In the group text that

we're all in. Who are we all in? Show it to you. You did not send it to me, I would know. I'm very observant of my text messages. I sent it to you. Here, look. Watch. He almost does it. I'll show you. You were such a proud of pa on that.

He like almost does it. He wants to, but then he had an itch on his neck and then he wouldn't come back. He wants to. I think Frankie is also very determined, whereas Max gets distracted. Distracted. She could chew on the same thing for. hours. I think Frankie would win in a fight. Yeah. With a gun. Frantine might win. Um, all right, hit me. Hit me again. Okay. Let me hit you one second. Oh, I think we

answered that one before. I have, I have one right now. That's just like a layup. Okay. Give me lay up. Someone said, I'm new here. Are y'all like childhood friends or what? We could give like a quick intro if there's like more people. Oh. Yes. Yes. In a way. We were actually separated at birth and our parents gave us back. to the respective families. And that is why we are the way that we are right now. So if that happens to you, make sure that you take good care of the situation.

Make sure you move to Wisconsin and get an Airbnb. Yeah. With your baby mama, dad. I don't know what you would call that. We met online. We met online on TikTok. Match.com.

And then we decided to move in together and then move out of each other's, of each other. And then. And then. That's it. And now we have a podcast. Oh, here's a sweet question. Your favorite memory of each other.

Oh. I know mine. Okay, go ahead. I have mine. Or one of my favorite. I have mine. I, when we were at Alex D's TV premiere and you were the one who was like nervous, I had so much fun, like, being there with you and kind of walking you through that experience

and seeing you in that way and me being the one that's like. good job Connor yeah we went to and we also just had so much fun that was a blast yeah we went to uh

Alexander Dadaario's witch what is that witches of Waverly Place um I forget what the what the thing was which is of

yes Mayfair witch Mayfair witches it was actually really good it was so good it's on the CW right AMC AMC I think

AMC and I was like panning and Brooke is usually that person. And so she walked me through that experience because she's a seasoned vet. I'm seasoned vet. I do so well when other people are nervous.

I do too. Yeah. When there's like a legit emergency happening, I'm like, guys, let's have a clear head here. We're gonna do this, we're gonna do this. I need you doing that. I need you doing that. When there's a tiny little thing that happens,

I'm like, I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Yeah, completely agree. I feel that way with tasks. Like I have to go to the bank. over my dead body. No way. I have to move across the country. All right. Whoa. Oh my gosh. That's one disorder that we have together. Yeah. That's

so true. I think that's ADHD. Is it? ADHD makes you like, you have a task and you're like, it is the entire weight of the world and I can't do that so I'm going to start a different thing to make me feel better and then I'll do that later. But the whole time you're doing a different task,

you're just thinking like, I need to go to the bank. I need to go to the bank and it makes you want to cry. My psychiatrist refers to that feeling as like overwhelm. She just calls it overwhelm.

Like as if it's like its own disorder which is interesting. I think overwhelm happens when you don't do the task because you keep, yeah. What do I know?

I'm not a professional. My favorite memory of you is when we were at the beach I think the first time we met and our buddy Kevin was teaching Brooke how to body surf

in the waves and he had her feet and was pushing her into a wave that was coming and kind of get to instead of her paddling he was like I'm going to like launch you into this wave and the waves motion will take you the rest of the way to the beach but for whatever reason like Brooke got angled towards the sand bottom and he was pushing her but I could I went underwater and I could see a race just dragging in the sand as the wave toppled her and then it took her legs over top of her and and she was in the laundry machine cycle. But just like getting clobbered. That was the funniest thing. Yeah. I was could not catch my breath. I was laughing so hard.

Also my bathing suit completely fell off. And then she came up and she was naked. And that was my first time meeting Connor. So that was great. That was fun. I want to go back to that beach. Me too. Take me to those waves.

That's a, yeah. It's a good thing. These were a massive weight. By the way. That wasn't my fault. It is hot enough now to go to the beach. This weekend I was like, Oh, I can't believe it's already summer January 27th.

Well, this weekend, it was like a crazy, like 80 degree weekend. It was- That happens every January. There's like one weekend of 80-degree. Well, it never got cold cold. Yeah, that's true. I bet it goes back and is like freezing for like two months, honestly, but... Are you tearing my stomach?

Yeah. That's crazy. Do you want my banana? No, it's okay. I want you to have your banana. Okay. I what's a tease though and I don't get the angle of the sun or anything so don't come out my jugs but I don't get how like it can feel hot and I can feel the sun and I feel like I'm burning but the UV is too what a fucking joke yeah I did get a little bit color of color this weekend which was nice I got a little bit color I got color I have purse um okay I got it oh wait Okay, I'll hold on to that one in case we need it.

Oh my God, these are so good. Oh, this was just a quick one that I want to address for me. Said, Brooke, Uninsanely Chill, you said you wanted to go on a date before 2024. Did that happen? You must have misheard me. I said 2025. So that will happen in the coming year. Cool.

Yay. So excited. Can't wait. Yay. Fuck Mary Kill. live laugh love kill live yeah

marry laugh no you're fucking love no I'll fuck laugh marry love and yourself I'm marrying live um why because I'd like

I would like to continue living alongside live I'm fucking laugh and I'm killing love damn yeah that's my Valentine's Day mood. Happy V-Day.

For Brooke, if you could compare Connor to a character in Akitar, who would it be? Ooh. It's tough because they're like 500 years old and like have a certain level of like 500 year oldness that you're lacking. Like a turtle? No, like very like wise is not the right word because you are wise. I don't think so. But like, wise. But.

Gun to your head. Gun to my head. Right. Gun to my head. Mm-hmm. Maybe Cassian. Very cool. He's the general.

The Illyrian army. I've always wanted to be a general in the army. Yeah. So you would have wings in this instance. Right. Yeah. A man with wings. Because he's like fun.

He's a, he's a fun guy. Like if I could have, if I could go out with anyone, it would be him. go out like for a night on the town. Oh, fun. So you're giving Cassian in that way. Very cool. Yeah. Would you have sex with your clone?

No. That goes back to the thing where it's like, do you find, do you find yourself attractive? Uh-huh. But more for like an experiment. Would I fuck my clone? Yeah. You could see what it's like. No.

That's like uncanny. No. No, uncanny valley. I would, but like not in a sexual way. What, how would, how would? Science, like more of like a science way. So you would scissor her in a sex, in a non-sexual way. Yes, exactly.

Okay. Yeah, I guess. So this is not really like the go-to. Oh. Right. Can we delete that? No, keep it in. But yeah, I would for sure have sex with myself out of curiosity.

Okay. If you're going to do it, I'm going to do it. But like I wouldn't go into that dark night alone. I would want to be like, Brooke, let's let's go to this thing. You're my plus one to go meet our clones. Yes. And then we would be like, all right. In the same room?

No, no, no. Like I'm going to go do it. Yeah. You go do it. And then we'll like meet out afterwards and then like say by to our clones and like Debrief in the car on the way home. Right. It's not like a sexual thing. It's more of like a research and then debrief. It's an R&D thing. Research and development. Yeah. Totally. Um, okay. Yeah. So that's that's something I would do.

Okay. We're having sex with our clones. I think that that is something to look forward to. It always is. Okay, Connor. It's your turn to ask me something. actually. I'm kind of, I mean, I kind of got a lot of, like, podcast.

Oh, okay. That's fine. We never talked about this. Like, do, like, do fans of the podcast

have a name, like Beliebers, Gleaks, and Swifties? I feel like it's just like, listeners. B and Cers? B&C mappers.

We said mappers, like originally. But then then, that's like, oh, are you a cartologist? Do you make maps? Right.

Are you obsessed with navigation? What do they want to be called? What do you want to be called? Oh, sure. Good question. Sound off on the comments. Sound off. I don't know. I've just been calling them like BNCers.

Or like listiners. B and C is very much giving like L. MNOP. Like one word. One letter. Element you consider element OP one word. I thought it was a letter. One letter. Element OP?

I thought it was one letter when I was younger. So B and C is giving one letter. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah. So B, but that's, B and see it B and seers That's a mouthful

It's not when you master it Like I have I should consider mastering Consider mastering it Okay cool How often do you guys text Outside of filming the pod Every day

Yeah Yeah I would say constant If it's not texting It's like DMing And other platforms But I would say we're in constant communication Yeah

Totally Yeah What five things would you put in a rocket going to an alien planet? Ooh, what's like the purpose, though? Like, I want to show them neat things. Yeah. Okay, I'll just send them objects that I'm obsessed with right now. I'd send them a jelly cat.

A jelly cat? Oh, Connor, you would adore the jelly cats. I want you to take me to the jelly cat. I know what a jelly cat is. I would send them a jelly cat. Do you know there's a guinea pig jelly cat coming out? I could have guessed. Gordy?

they're so pretty jelly cat yeah so I'd send them a jelly cat I would send them Akitar they can't read English the best way to learn a new language is to read a book of it

immersive yeah um what else am I obsessed with right now maybe sushi they would love it yeah yeah I would send them

specifically the Toro Nagiri from sushi fumi they would love that oh my gosh yum and um uh uh uh what else do i like i'd send them a hydro i was gonna say hi hydro flask and last but not least i would send them last but not least i'm completely i've like i've

never seen an object before maybe a binkie oh yeah i'd like to see what what that does to them if they have the same tolerance and i'd send them my binky good one connor how about you i didn't even think about it probably grilled cheese because like no one can say an ill word about DC. I would send them my phone opened up to Instagram so they could scroll endlessly. I think that would be fun for them to experience. So Molly, like the drug. Uh-huh. Just like because, I don't know.

And then if I could send something like alive, I would send like an earthworm. Because I feel like that they would be like. Oh, hello. Yeah. And then... Oh, do you think on other planets, like, I always thought of it just being one species, like one alien, but like, do you think they have, like,

creatures of their own? Yeah. Like inchworms? Yeah, for sure. Oh, cool. And then maybe some candy to go with a grilled cheese. Because I always want something sweet after I have a grilled cheese. It's so savory.

I want a girl cheese right now. Me too. Kissibles? You know what? I would do. What? You know what I would do? Tell me. I would send them sour gummy worms because I would be like, look, we have this worm that's alive, and we're so fun.

Oh. That like, and like advance that, like, we can actually eat something like that we're like, oh, this is like so goofy. So you're doing like a worm themed care package. Yeah. And you know that I'm not even like the biggest worm fan, but I'm thinking like something that could like, like, I think a worm would like just like be chill with going into space. Right.

And then like it's not going to, it's not like a. puppy or something, you know, I'm not like sending a worm out, but also like the worm gummy worms, it's just like funny. It's like, oh, that's alive and then I eat this one. Yeah. But like, I wouldn't eat that one. How are you, how are they going to know? They'll probably eat both. Or eat both as a pet. I'll have a little diagram on that's like, put this in your mouth. Okay. But I'll have that on the Molly too. Yeah. Did you hear that Izzy? Is that why you're laughing? Oh, sorry, I thought you were in my stomach. It's loud. I thought that there was a thunderstorm rolling in.

It's so crazy. It is so crazy. I love it though. Okay, that's a good question. Hmm. No, sorry, that wasn't a question. Oh. That was a statement.

But I understand that. That was confusing. Okay, I know you've never claimed to be a relationship podcast, but any heartbreak advice. To this day, the person who gave me the best advice was Connor. What did I say? Because I was sobbing about someone. And then you were like, if it helps,

they're going to be sobbing about someone else in two months. Yeah. Oh my God. And that really like snapped me out of it right away. Like even though it doesn't feel like it now, there will be a time where you're not thinking about this person. And you know, 100% facts on God without a doubt. There will be a time you're not thinking about this person. Just have that to look forward to. The best example. And I think whoever that is could learn a lot from Jerry, the golden match. He absolutely like, sobbed in the opening episode. Did you watch it?

Yeah, I did. He sobs about his wife who has passed and then he's like, but I am so excited to meet the woman of my dreams tonight. And he's like, wow, if you can be open like that at seven years old, Jerry, what are we, who are we to not? Mm-hmm. Like he had a full life with somebody, heartbreak. Yeah, that's devastating.

Because his wife was taken from him, but he's like, I have an open mind. I deserve to be happy again. You deserve to be happy again. It's not that crazy that there's someone else, you know? There's so many people out there. Yeah. And even if there's not, there will be a time where you're not thinking about this person. It's okay that it's not now.

Be sad. But just know that that day will come. Yeah. And it's almost embarrassing when you're sad about something that like everyone since the dawn of time has gone through. It's like you didn't reinvent the wheel. you're here's here's something it's not special it's going to go away and then it's going to happen again hmm move on that's helpful i have one should the elderly people who are

close to death let's say like 80 plus be allowed to vote why would they ask us this i'm saying no that's tough i think yeah i think if there's a minimum age for voting there should be a maximum age for voting if there's a minimum age to go into office there should be a maximum age to go into office. I think if there is an age that you retire, 65, at any other job, for example, pilot. Like, my dad is, like, of age to, like, not being, be flying

a plane. He should not be president, you know? Yeah, but voting, I think anyone, I think old people can vote. I think there needs to be a tap out age if there's a tap-in age because your brain starts to undevelop like it had to develop. Or, here's what I think maybe. I do think maybe old people

should get tested for their drivers, license again and maybe if they pass that test, then they can vote. And if they don't, it might be time to throw in the towel. That's a great example because that's ages of me. No. I think if you're not of sound mind and body, you shouldn't be voting on something. Well, I guess is driving. Driving is a mind game too. One hundred percent. You can't drive drunk. Do you ever like, I do this all the time. I'll be in the middle of driving down the street and I'll be like, Holy shit, I don't know how to drive.

Completely just forgot how to drive. Yeah. That's something where like, if you think about it too much, it's like, wait, what? Like, I'm operating a massive piece of machinery. Don't know how to do it. I wish. That's the time I wish I lived in New York. I'm like, I should not be doing this every single day.

Yeah. Okay. We can end on. This is our favorite question. Hmm. If each finger on one hand could dispense beverages, is, which five would you pick? That is like such a brilliant question.

Like kiss your brain. Mine's like really easy. Do it. Okay. Coffee. Yeah. Sparkling water. Uh-huh. Beer. Like a light beer, like a coarse light. Tequila. Yeah? Yeah. But for like when I need to expedite things.

Yeah. And then, oh, the fifth one I haven't, I haven't gotten there. Oh, water. You already did sparkling water You want both? That doesn't hydrate me Sparkling water doesn't hydrate me And I don't really need anything with flavor

On my docket Okay I'm doing still water You know bubbles, I don't like bubbles I know I love to burr Unless it's alcohol then it's just like I don't like the taste anyway It might as well do bubbles

Okay Water Okay Coffee Coffee You know what I never talk about But I love so much If you say boba tea

I'm gonna walk off this set Oh, yeah, apple juice. I love apple juice. Well, that falls under applesauce, which we're very outspoken applesauze fans. Yeah. Thank you, Mott's. Ooh. I guess my spearmint tea.

Maybe chocolate. Well, for those long nights. Yeah. I'm not doing any alcohol right now. Oh, you're going to regret that later. Well, can't you give me some of yours? What if I'm not there with you? What if I had to move to Wisconsin with my baby?

If someone else's finger will do, we'll give me a shot. Oh my gosh, you're going to be milking someone else's finger. Yeah, that's kind of like I don't have a vape, but you could milk someone else's vape, that kind of thing. Can I hit your finger? Yeah. No, mine died. Yeah. I'm all out.

Oh my gosh, I had one more that I wanted to end with because I remembered it. No, I just don't. Do you want to try to remember it or you just want to move on? Let me see if I can push. Push it out. No. It's all right, you tried. I don't have it.

Maybe in the bonus it'll come back. Oh, that's a bummer, but yeah. Yeah. Well, it wouldn't be a bummer if you guys all came and joined us in the bonus. So true. TMG Studios.com, Terec. It's still there. And also, where are we on YouTube subs?

I believe we... 60? 60? Oh, that's pretty number. Well, at the time, currently... Oh, did we lose some? No. Oh.

We are at... Hold, please. Come on. 54. Okay, 84. This comes out in a month. Yeah. Come on.

By the time this comes out, we're going to have 60 manifestation. I really want 100, though. I know, but you have to start with 60 before you get to 100. I think Obsessed has 10 as well. Yeah. Oh. Go subscribe to Obsessed. Oh, go subscribe to Obset.

Do both. Yeah. 20,000. What? You have 20,000 subs. That's nice. At this current moment. Wow.

That's humongous. So go subscribe to both of your. haven't already. That means a world to us. Surely does. It helps us live. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's our livelihood. So that would be great. Yeah. What should I leave you guys with today?

I'm going to talk at length about T. Payne in next week's episode. Well, two weeks ago's episode. So go check out T-Pain's covers on YouTube so you can be, oh my gosh. No, never mind. Love you, T-Pain. See you guys in the bonus. It doesn't matter if I talk about it. Smooches. Yeah, it's true. So, such a mind-suck.

My. Fuck. Yay. Bye guys. See you guys. This week, I'm close friends. We have put a man on the moon, but you're going to have me peel a banana and waste, like, the last centimeter because I can't eat that little nipple piece. Poopers or amyl nitrate or a liquid drug that can give an instant high when inhale.

Then how come they're so popular if they're not safe? I guess cocaine is very popular as well. Sign up on TMG Studios.tv to watch a full bonus episode.