Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Stay Frosty Babes. Mood.

Episode Date: December 4, 2025

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Now we get through the podcast. Jesus, that girl blew up. It's not funny, but it, like, I think it's funny. I do really think it's funny. Obviously, this is not funny. I think it's funny, but in the grand scheme of things, it's not funny. Someone commented on a very old V&C clip, like when we were back on the screen screen. No, no, no, hang on.

Some account is reposting old, our old clips. I wish they wouldn't, and here's why. someone commented she blew up like oh Jesus that girl blew up and then someone said this is old and then the same person responded she blew down they did

she flew down yeah she blew down I like she blew up that girl blew down yeah you can blow up or down you can do what you can blow whatever direction you want to whenever genuinely my god she blew up no women can blow

I agree. Women can. Anyone can. Oh my God. Like, let alone anyone. But women specifically. Now I would never pit two fierce, powerful women together. But women can blow up and women can blow down.

And those two people can cross paths too. And you can also, let's change out new phrase alert coming in hot. Glow up? Glow up who? No, that girl blew down. That girl blew. down. No, because that means that's equating blow down with glow up, which is not the case. You can have a glow up and blow up. I see what I mean? Blow up is not bad to do. You can blow up if you want.

You can blow up if you want. You can blow down if you want. Both can be glowups. Okay. So another nuanced like hot take from Brooke and Connor make a podcast. Yeah. Well, well said, Brooke. Thank you. Speaking of vocal stims, I just need to get this out of the way. Yeah. Tristan has created a new vocal stimulant that is so contagious and so bad. Like you will hate it so much. Not only will you hate it so much, I think most of the people listening to the podcast will hate it so much. I can't stop.

It's like on loop in my brain. And it applies. You can insert it into every single conversation. Perfect. Yeah. I'm looking forward to hearing it. You don't even have to tell me. Just say a sentence.

Well, we got about 60 minutes a sentence is coming in. Talking about 60 minutes. Yeah. So what it is is basically just kind of repeating the sentence back to say talking about blank. So Tristan, I was listening in on him and Channing recording their podcast the other day. And it got to the point where he was doing it with himself. Like after he would say a sentence, he'd be like, I had. Turkey for Thanksgiving.

He'd say to himself talking about turkey. So just warning you that might be really bad this week. But luckily, we didn't record last week when I couldn't stop doing M.M. Flip it around. Wicked Witch. You do it really well. I do. Thank you.

I appreciate that. Whatever the opposite of a vocal stem is, that's what that is to me. Like you don't, you react negatively to it. It makes me to explode. Yeah. Totally. Well, thank God we didn't record last week. You would have been pretty, you would have been feeling pretty sick. Not even in like a mad way. It's just like it, like, I'm just like, I want to rip my skin off my face. Oh, cool. Yeah. And a casual way. Talk about ripping the skin off your face.

Oh, God. Like congestion's so bad. Do you have a cold? I don't know what I have. Like the, like the way I have to like squeeze my legs to not say talking about congestion. Girl clinch. So bad. Well, happy Thanksgiving to everyone who celebrated. How was your Thanksgiving? Well, like Brooke said we weren't in the studio last week.

We pre-recorded that jaunt. Also, like, I didn't realize that episode was coming out on Thanksgiving in the moment. So, like, we didn't say happy Thanksgiving or anything like that or, like, even allude to it. So happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Yeah, happy belated. It was good. I went down to Florida for a little bit. That was wonderful.

I never go to Florida. Florida were you? I don't know. Like north, south, east, what? I don't know. I was on the Gulf. Okay. I was on the Gulf.

That's really nice. Yeah, it was gorge. Water is so blue. Yeah, I had the funniest thing. I posted like a TikTok, just like we were just talking about the pilgrims and stuff and about how like our textbooks in Texas and public schools were like, the pilgrims were first of all goaded.

The pilgrims were awesome. The pilgrims were like, they like came in and they were great and I was just thinking about how like that's insane that they just like printed that in the textbook and I posted that video. Did you see that TikTok I posted? No. Okay. Awesome. But it is it was basically like I come in and like. I don't really go on my phone. Yeah. You're never on that thing. Um, so I like I get one take when I ask my parents to do TikTok and it really is like I have to go in there with like I am so sorry. to have to do this.

You guys inconvenience you can be in this way. But I thought they liked it. What? I thought they liked doing TikToks with you. My mom does. My sister, you get one take with my sister and then it's like, we won't text for six months.

Okay. If she has to do a second one. So came in and basically I was just like, hey, I'm here. And like in the background, you hear my mom go, yeah, woo! Like the Native Americans were like excited.

They were there. Anyways, I posted that. The amount of people who were like pro pilgrim in my comments. Like I didn't even know that that was like a stance you could take. I didn't really either. I have never. I was like there were people riding for pilgrims in like a macro way. As, what?

Like I didn't, that's what I'm talking about. Like I didn't know that there was a stance where you could be like, this is so wrong. You've been told lies. Like these pilgrims. where their very own kin. I guess that's like right wing. I guess.

Like it definitely, I don't know, but it's just like so interesting that hill people are willing to die. And like, did you know these pilgrims? I am unfortunately on right wing TikTok due to the amount of um,

curfification edits I've been engaging with. Thank you so much. I liked how you said that. Thank you. Talking about curcification. Stop. Flip it. And then I, well, I left my family on literal Thanksgiving to go to Texas.

How was that? That was like the most fun I've basically ever had in my life. You looked like you were being fun. I was having so much fun. It was a blast. But it's always good to be in Texas. Always good to be in Texas. It's always good to be in Texas.

Still never been? Can't wait for the day. Oh, we'll have to go, Brooke. I actually do have plans to go. When? Oh. In June. I think I'm going to Texas.

That's exciting. That would be so fun. Let me know your dates. I will. How was yours? You stayed in town. It was amazing. I stayed in town.

Tristan and I did like a one-on-one. We'd really just like relaxed and ate. And we watched a lot. of films, which was really nice. We watched the Lizzie McGuire movie. Classic. Which something I was like kind of realizing on my rewatch was that Paolo, like, as a young girl watching, like, Paulo to me was like in his 50s. And like still watching now, I'm like, how old is this guy? Like he could literally have been 19 or he could be old. He's. He's. He's He's ageless.

Anyway, that's just really what I was thinking the whole time. Let me know what y'all think about. Because he's under the Tuscan sun. I give you that olive glow that is very like agely ambiguous. He's just like him and Tarzan. Paolo from the Lizzie McGuire movie and Tarzan are two people that do not have an age. That's true. R.E. Tarzan.

Yeah, how old's Tarzan? He doesn't know. He could legitimately be 17 or 42. That's the beauty of just like being in. nature that you can be just ripped and ageless. Yeah, ages better. I need to go, I need to get, I need to get the Tarzan special big, bad. Yeah. Tarzan's like a very good guy. I want to do so badly, Brooke, that like, I think it's Rwanda. You go and you hike through the mountains and they take you to the silver back guerrillas. Like the guides take you up there and you just sit quietly,

but there's this video of this woman that's like standing there and this giant gorilla walks up, just grabs her leg, drags her into the forest. She's just like, can't move. And no one can help. Why I think it's so funny is that no one even makes a single noise and she, her face is completely flat and she's being dragged into the woods by her foot. Would you do one of those ayahuasca trips? Like with the right, like, if you did it, I'd be like, okay.

Well, I'm not doing it. So. Okay. Well, if anyone else did it, yes. if anyone just not alone if I got invited to do it or if it was in front of me and maybe I was alone

yeah sure yeah I would do it okay I the only reason I wouldn't is just because of the because it makes you throw up yeah yeah and it definitely does although I wonder if it makes you like the not

nauseous kind of throwing up have you ever had that where it's just like let me get this out of the way one time in my life I had that and I was like that doesn't that was okay Like if that's what ayahuasca is I think the time in my life

I got the drunkest I just like threw up Like I was just like doing one thing one second And then throwing up the next second And I was like okay That's that And it wasn't like a nauseous lead up So if I didn't have a nauseous lead up

I would do I could do ayahuasca I think it is like that Because they call it the purge Like it literally is just like This needs to go Let's take out the trash Interesting Yeah, if it's just like taking out the trash, I could maybe do it.

And it is like that because it's literally like you vomit until there's nothing left in your body. And I think that that's, I assume that's the point. That's an interesting. I guess I'm scared of nausea and not vomiting. Good like catharsis right there. When you think about it. When you think about it like that. Well, maybe maybe that's a larger thing too.

Maybe you're scared of the lead up, the anxiety of what's, to come. Well, you know, anticipation is deadly for those of us with certain, uh, neurodivergence. Yeah. Sure. Uh, sure. Uh, okay. That's good to get it out like that. Thank you. I just, it was while we were on the topic of neurodivergence. Yeah, go ahead and hit it once for me. Thank you. I did it once. There's nothing wrong with that. I have my hobon each with me. Yeah. Because I'm trying to get better since my accident, which is, I saw this girl on TikTok that said she's been referring to her phone addiction as her accident. So like she's trying to start reading again after her accident.

So I'm going to start using my Hobanichi post-accident. So I don't have to look on my phone. I actually threw my phone across the room. It's over there by Izzy and Grace. So I have my list of things in my Hobanich that I want to talk about. Okay, so now we're both, I don't know what happened between you and I, but like, we both went from the shared list and we're back doing personal lists again. Yeah. Let's see how it works today. Because like... I like not knowing what you're going to talk about. I like not knowing what you're going to talk about because I have these pre-biased things in my head about what you're going to say. But also like sometimes when we don't get somewhere, I'm like, oh, wait, what were you going to say about X? Well, don't worry. If I, if I, If it's in front of me and it's worth saying, I'll say it. Cool. Okay.

Now, but I say that now that I'm looking at all of this, it's almost like none of it is worth saying. Okay. I'm sure it is. We can get some, maybe together we can get somewhere. Anywhere is better. I did a really fancy like flip switch drawing. Talking about MM and Wicked Witch, but that's really all I've got in here. That was my big one.

Oh, I mean, Spotify wrapped came out today. Oh, yeah. I can't share mine this year, believe it or not. Why can't you share yours? Just due to what, just due to what it is and shit like that. It's just embarrassing is not the right word because I'm not ashamed. Okay. It's just something that is personal.

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So I could, do you want me to read it? Yeah. Oh my God, yes. Okay. My top artist was Morgan Wallet. Okay. Morgan Wallach?

Wallet. Morgan Wallet. He's like a finance. He does like finance jingles with a twist. The twist is that he's racist. Okay. My second artist was Taylor Swift. Actually?

Are you doing a bit? This is Taylor with an ER. He's a Christian rapper from Utah. What's happening? And then my third artist was disco lines. Okay. My fourth top artist was the Jonas. Talking about the Jonas brothers?

Sisters, the Jonas sisters. They're conjoined twins and together their voices sound like shit. and then my fifth top artist was Jimmy Fallon. And it's just his laugh and they change it to the tune of Christmas songs. So I, it was all over the place. I wasn't a big, I was, do you have any questions about my, my year in music?

No, thank you for, for sharing. Appreciate you being vulnerable in that way. I know that it's. I have to, I have to say. My dad said the funniest thing I've ever heard him say ever in my life. Even when I talk about it, it makes me laugh so hard. Okay. We were sitting there.

They were getting ready for dinner. And we, I forgot I had asked him to play music to get everybody in the mood. And he goes, what genre? That would have been on the floor or two years. What? He goes, Gondre. And I go, who is it? I was like, I don't know.

Who, what do you mean, John? Like, it got me. And I was like, I'm mad. Like, I was like, what are you talking about? Jondre? Like, he goes, what type of music? Like, like, you're the, you're dumb. Like, hello.

I said Jondre. I'm thinking, like, I, like, even forgot that I asked him play music. I'm like, always talking about someone from, like, our church, like, from growing up. I'm Jondre. Why does Jondre have anything to do with this? I don't remember Jondre. What? type of music, genre.

That is like my, that's the funniest thing he's ever said in his life. I will be, I'll be, I'll be vacuuming. I'll remember genre. Tears. That is, that is awesome. What genre? Just a way that his brain works, to add a D to genre, but keep the accent of, like, the essence of the word is there,

but it is now a name to me. It's, it's accented. It's still accented. And my dad doesn't, but it's a different way. And what I like is that he kept the accent, but he pronounces Chipotle, Chapulte. Like they're both French. The accent isn't like evergreen. He puts it where like he sees it, genre.

What was his like reaction when you explained? None. That it's not quite chondrey. And has he said jondry his whole life. Finally, I go, I don't know what you mean. What type of music, Connor? I go, oh my God. genre and it sucked

because I was the only one there to experience it and I go, this is going to be one of those things where I explain to people and I'll think it's so funny and they're just every single person I tell about Jondre. Oh no, I really like Jondre. Jondre like oh my God, I can

It's going to live with me forever. Jondre is one of the funnier things you've shared. Jondre is going to be one of those things that like really lasts the test of time. Yeah, I really like Jondre. Jondre. I'm going to start saying genre. Talking about Jean-Dre.

I'm talking about what kind of music, baby. I really like that. Your dad's saying, talking about what kind of music? Well, he gets really defensive when I'm like, I don't, like, that's not the word. Like, let's work together to get to the word. That's not how I say it.

I will say that, like, I've noticed that I do that with, like, my parents, like, my mom, especially when like I know and this is obviously horrible of me but I don't know why I do it like I'll know what she's talking about but she's not making sense and I'll be like I don't I don't know what you're saying even though I like kind of I do know what she's getting at but what she's saying doesn't make sense in a way that is like this is insane that you're like like what you also to not for you also like to have to have been a teacher and know that like there's really no point in dragging this out. You know what they're talking about. Yeah. You could receive

the information and respond in a way that would move this forward. But Brooke, I have the same thing. We're not letting this go. We're together. I'm going to, I'm going to let. But then when they find out, it's like you get no gratitude from getting them to the finish line there. They're like, okay. And I'm like, if you knew what it was at the beginning, why did you say genre? You know, it's like why did we start there jondre oh that like is a bad example because i love jondre and like no i have like my mom is like really um like her like number one hobby is just like being on her ipad and watching me on find my friends like throughout the day and you know it's like sometimes being watched uh in that capacity can feel a little bit overwhelming she also does it to my friends

as well like she'll know where you are like she knows where you are right now yeah like she sees you when you're sleeping. She knows when you're awake. Um, you know, it can be a little suffocating. And so she was yesterday, she was like, so, uh, uh, Brett's in, Brett's in North Carolina or something. And I knew she was talking about Patrick. And I was like, I don't know. Nope, Brett's home. Don't know what you're talking about. She's like, no, so Brett, Brett's out. And I was like, mm-mm. Nope. So something like that. When something like that hits you on a day where like, I don't have. I don't have. What's weird. I don't have the patience for you to get that answer wrong, but worse, I don't have the patience for you to refuse to acknowledge that you're wrong about this person.

But it would be so much easier for everybody. It would literally be so much easier and kinder of me to be like, oh, you're talking about Patrick. And for whatever reason, and this goes back to Nick Kroll's bit about like your mother just like you have that relationship. I'm just like, I don't know what you're talking about. What are you talking about? But it's like, how do they not sense that immediately you brought me from Zia? to 100 anger wise. Like, oh, is it not, is it not breath?

Like, oh, you know, like, that's how, well, that's what I, wait, is it not breath? Like, I would receive that as like, I don't, I don't want to say empath, but I can read the body signs immediately. If you're like, what are you talking about? I'd be like, is it not breath? You know, like I'd question myself. Oh, it's just, no. And then I feel bad because it would literally just be so easy for me to be like, oh,

Patrick. And she'd be like, oh, yeah, I was Patrick. But I can't. Me neither. You shouldn't know where either of them are. You shouldn't know where either of them are. You know who just, I just saw a TikTok, Paige DeSorbo said that her mom

texted her and was like, I can't see her emails anymore. What happened? And she was like, what are you talking about? And she's like, I can't see her email. Something happened. I used to be able to see your emails now. I can't.

And Paige was like, what are you taught? Like, you must have it confused. Like you weren't seen. There's no, how would you have seen my emails? She had given her mom her old iPad. like every email that was coming in, her mom was like vetting. Oh. And like never said a word.

That's tough. I would have to do no contact with my mom. That's tough. But do you think she knew what she was doing or like she thought it was public? No, she didn't think it was public. It was just like probably like, oh, like let me keep up with the Kardashians. That's what my dad says. He also says, Caddashian.

Dachian. I don't know. but that is just like, it's mind blowing a bit. It's my biggest fear in the world, by the way. My dad has, so we had this, like, old family computer. Remember the family computer? Of course. And before he got rid of, it was like, I remember we got a Mac desktop.

Before he got rid of that, he backed everything up onto his phone. And I was putting, like, my GoPro stuff on there. I was putting on, like, my OG. He has photo booth videos of, like, me and my friends. friends in fifth grade on his phone now. And he will, we'll be sitting at dinner, reading glasses on, pulls up photo booth. Look at this. Look at you and Brandon.

I'm like, why do you have that on your phone? And he's always like deleting his apps because he's out of storage or whatever, like deleting. If we take several family photos, he'll delete four out of five. And I'm like, you should keep those. Right. Keep the family photos. That was from today.

Yeah. You don't need to have an, like, an photo booth video of me and Brandon. Like doing. I would like to see the photo booth video. of you and Brandon. We're pretending like we're on an airplane and it's crashing. I would like to see that. Yeah.

I mean, it is like it's classic cinema. It was probably it was that there's nothing like being on the photo booth with your friends on a, you know, making some scenarios up and having a filter. I had so many things that I deleted like my audition for the Glee project. And just like my auditions for all the school plays on photo booth.

Like the videos that I posted on my crushes Facebook wall. like I just deleted did like a mass delete of everything and I really wish I didn't. That sucks. Yeah. It does suck. That's like you get rid of a, you actually get rid of like a t-shirt and it was from like your first concert or like your high school. I don't have my like original Twilight merch or my like Glee concert merch or my high school musical concert merch. Like I'm going to make sure that my kid keeps all of that or like my original wicked playbills.

like all of that stuff. Like, who was letting me throw this shit out? That's like, uh, great, it's like,

uh, at the time you were like, why would I need this? But like now you look back, my mom is such, whatever the opposite of like a hoarder is. Like she, she gets high from throwing stuff away.

Yeah. I have to be like this. This, this thing I got, I won at the fair. I'm keeping this little stuffed bear. Right. That is like flammable.

Because I want it. I want to keep this. I don't even want it. That's another thing where I'm like, I don't, I just want to keep it because you want to throw it away. Mm-hmm. I don't even remember who I was with. My dad did something bad the other day. You got rid of something?

What? He got rid of something or did something bad? No, he just did something bad. I was talking to him on the phone and he was like, I watched the greatest movie the other day. Like, and he never really like recommends movies to me. He's like a film. He like likes good movies. like definitely more of a film buff than I am.

And I was like, oh my God, what was it? And he said the new Jurassic Park, which I was shocked because I hadn't heard anything about it. That's a huge franchise. Why haven't I either? It's a huge franchise. I haven't heard anything about it. Jonathan Bailey's in it. And I like had always planned to see it.

But like I truly haven't heard anything about it. So I just haven't. So I was like, oh my God, like this is perfect. That gives me an excuse to watch. I've been wanting to watch that. I watch it. and I'm like wow wow like obviously Jonathan Bailey is like so amazing in this but like not even he can necessarily make this film like good it was it was like kind of like horrible and the

whole time I was just like what what did he see in this like I'm really surprised and so I texted him and I was like I watched Jurassic Park and he was like got you oh I was like did you just prank me he said, this is for the boy. Because you know how much I love that horror movie, The Boy, that I've made everyone watch and they all say is the worst movie in the world? Wow. He said, this is for the boy, which is so mean, because I genuinely mean it when I recommend the boy to someone.

I think this is the most amazing film, and I want to share the things that I love with the people that I love. So here, watch the boy. This was mean and malicious what he did. waste my time. I waste yours. How long ago did you make him watch the boy? How horrible is that? I made him watch the boy over five years ago, Connor. I held on to it. He held that in his core. Wow. Yeah. I like you have to how did you I would be like oh you dirty dog like I was like whoa. Whoa. Almost impressed but like whoa. Wow. You forget what what lives in your in your in your

parents' consciousness. That is crazy to me that he hated the boy that much. You know what's crazy? Hated the boy that much that he held on to that experience for so long that when he saw Jurassic Park, he goes, I'm pranking you. And I bet there's someone that he knew for like 15 years that you went to high school with that he can't place. I've also, I've never been, he's never pranked me before.

Like this was premeditated. Wow. And targeted. Wow. I'm really impressed by Brett. He'll be happy to hear that. but I was really like, I was shocked.

This is for the boy. This is for the boy. Off with her head. Wow. Yeah. That's phenomenal work. Nasty. It was nasty.

Yeah, that is malicious. I agree. Thank you. Anyway. I saw Wicked yesterday. Talk about it. Yeah. First of all,

just like straight up, I thought it was good. I didn't go into it with any expectations. I had friends going. I was like, I should go see a movie. I haven't seen. The last.

movie I saw was wicked and it was in London a year ago that's wild yeah I feel like going to the movies in New York like that's not something I would consider doing it was a track like I'm sure that there's better ways to do I was with friends that are like from here like born and raised yeah and so like I was like

oh this week it was so hard to get to the movies it was but it was cool to have gone to the movies and then like I walk home from the movies that was cool yeah um so I guess I'll just go I made a little list. I love this. One, and I'm just going to, it's chronological, so I know that things changed.

Got it. First of all, like, I, I thought the music didn't, wasn't like overpowering. Like, the music, I thought, and I didn't know any of the songs either. So that's like, that holds some weight. I thought they were good. Did you know there's two originals? Was there two originals for the movie? Yeah, that like weren't the show.

Um, I haven't seen the show, so I don't know. You have. Wait, that's, oh, so the show was the whole, I saw, I saw that, but I, you saw the Broadway show, which was the whole part one and part two. Oh, wow. Yeah. Well, it was as if it was my first time. Yeah. That's how well done it was.

Yes. So there are two new songs in the movie that aren't in the show. I understood the like, like the, the like cut where it was like, okay, now we're going back to the first movie. Because I remember seeing that when I watched the first movie. Yes. But like the, the movie. Music wasn't overpowering. There was a little bit too much music, I think.

Okay. I think they could cut like... Too much music. A little bit of it. One thing, one note I had right at the beginning. Glinda should kill people. Yes. Like that would just really...

I know that it needs to be like an hour and a half movie, be like, wrap it up. Two, I fuck with the monkeys now. Love them to death. Yeah, no, they're like good people. I heart the monkey. Yes. Wow, you can be dead wrong about someone. You can. Maybe if like those, do what? Chickory. Love him. Yeah, he's a guy. Oh, I thought it was chistery. You're right. Wow. Clip that.

You're right. It is chistery. Wait, yeah. Three. I can call him chickery. This kind of sucked because I fell asleep for a second. Just a second. And then when I woke, I woke up and said it pee so bad, but thank God. So I ran out to pee and I missed when they turned Fierro into the scarecrow. But it took so long because I went to the bathroom and there were... The best part. Well, they were... I didn't want to leave right there

but I couldn't pee fast enough to get... You missed that song? Like, as he was turning into the scarecrow? I guess. But it took so long because I went to the bathroom and there were, I was like, what's the line for right now? Because I could see that there were people in the same they go, there's two dudes in there in the bathroom. Like having sex?

No doing crack. Oh. Not doing crack. They were smoking crack. Okay. And when I got back in, I go, what just happened? I see Firo, he's made out of straw. So there's no way you miss him being turned into this.

Like, you were being, like, beaten? When I was running out, they had him up on a cross like Jesus. Wow. you were gone for the time that he was on the cross to the end where you saw him made of straw so you missed the whole movie no no no no I mean I knew because I saw like his back and I was like that's Fiera like I could tell

because I saw his outfit we didn't see him like we didn't see his face until the end shot of the movie really yeah and I go ooh and see I thought he was so hot as the scorer no because I don't like there's I have the phobia of like that texture texture yeah I don't like that to touch like pool table to top of pool tables. I don't like the feeling of seatbelts. Oh, I like like him as the scarecrow.

Well, so does she. But you saw as long as your mind, right? Yeah. Okay. I saw everything else. Now we're at the end. Okay. So one, I don't really understand how do you sing a song with your friend and then just

be like, all right, go ahead and kill yourself. Like, I didn't understand. I know that there's deeper meat. Like, how do you be like, okay, well, go ahead and. do it now. I don't think Linda knew what the fuck was going on. Okay. So we just were lending it to like ignorance is bliss. I think she's just

like kind of surrendered like she's going to do what she needs to do and also just like didn't know what was going on. I'm confused like did she believe herself that Alphabet melted. I guess. I guess she was so influenced by the propaganda.

She believed that she killed herself because she goes and she's like Glinda Can't Elfaba and what's his face? We're like, we can never, she can never know that we're, but get this, I figured it out. The monkey told her that Fiera was alive. Chistri told her on that little paper and said,

Chistri told Alphaba. Yeah. Yes. And don't let her know that he's alive because you guys have to sneak away. Now we're at the end. Now they sneak away. Yes. Where are they going?

Who the hell knows? Is the next movie. It's just going to be Dune. three and it's going to be Elfaba, Fierro, Timothy Shalame, and Zendaya, and they're going to be like, what the hell? That type of landscape, that like dune space was like new to the movie. Like, we didn't see that dune space in the film,

in the stage production. Okay. Alpha is going to see a worm and be like, I love animals and then she's going to get eaten. Yeah, I don't know what they're going to do for the rest of their lives. My last note, and this one was a big one for me, the tin man. So they turn Bach into a tin man. Right. But then they left his set of teeth.

Like they took his heart, but he has teeth. Like, why did you leave his whole set of teeth? Well, why does he have 26 adult teeth in his mouth? I couldn't stop staring at his teeth. Yeah. The teeth were an interesting touch. What happened was he was as a human. He was, his heart was disappearing or shrinking.

or whatever. And so Elfa book cast a spell, like, let him live without a heart, you know? And in order to live without a heart, I guess the spell took that as like, he needs to be a tin man. You know, that's the way to live without a heart. And I guess tin man have teeth. Okay, I guess like I have never seen another tin man. It just was distracting. That was it. That's all I got. Good movie though. Thank you. As if I made it. But I also get confused with like Linda at the end, like, just like what she thought was happening. I think that she truly was like... She knew Elfie was just going to, like, surrender herself.

Yeah, she's like a margaret and this is... Thought that she's how it has to go. She actually helped. I'm gonna... I'm gonna, like this, it was like, she died so that I can make things right. Right. Agreed.

It's just like, I don't know. I just like, don't buy that she bought that... She melted. She had to. I just, I do see plot holes there, though. I know that. Um, sorry, pulling up my notes again. Um, well, that's all I got on Wicked. Well, I love that. I, I, I watched some things. Okay. Hit me. Um, I, well, I watched, um, I told you about Jurassic Park. I'm on Jurassic Park. Also, heated rivalry. That has been like, I've never gotten so many DMs. Like, you need to watch this. Don't worry, you guys. I already had. Um, um. It's this new gay hockey show.

Oh. Awesome. The hockey show. Awesome. I just saw a TikTok, some girl was like, I told my husband, it's a new show, like, about, like, it's a first, like, hockey show. And the husband's, like, locked in. And he's, like, they're, like, zooming in on, like, eyes crotch in the gym. Yep.

And he's, like, secretly turning the phone towards him. And he's, like, like, why are, like, they're, like, they're, like, sitting facing each other. Okay, yeah, I know what scene you're talking about. In the gym. Yes, yes. And he's like, there's like a really long, like 20 second shot where it's just the dudes like spread open legs. It's an, it's awesome. There's nothing else in the shot.

It's awesome. And the dude's like, oh, like looking at his wife. That's funny. I will say what I think is even better than the show for me is the pages from the book that I'm getting on TikTok. so I'm going to read the book. Like the fact that I've never been compelled to read sports romance, even though everyone's been like you have to. But why did I not think of gay sports romance?

I don't know. I'm going to be reading that like today. I'm so excited. How exciting. How exciting? Reading, you just reminded me because someone, we posted a TikTok, what, like yesterday on B&C, where we were talking about how chat, GBT,

could, like AI could never do what we do. Right. And someone plugged it into chat GPT and was like, they're right. Do you want to hear what chat GPT has us? Wait, what did they plug into chat GPT? They didn't put, it's like one of the comments. They put the picture, the screenshot of what they got. Um, they put something like, here's a 30, so this is the answer only.

But what was the 30s? You don't know. I don't know. They didn't include But it says here's a 30 second, here's a 30 second podcast style script in the tone of Brooke and Connor make a podcast. Chaotic, playful, banter heavy and a little unhinged, but still clean. So I don't know what they put in, but Brooke. Wait, you want to send it to me so we can actually like do it? Yeah. That's a good idea. Oh, I threw my phone across the room.

Hold on. Okay. Here it comes. Okay. We're going to do it. Okay. So this is if chat, GBT, scripted our podcast. Oh, okay.

Okay, so I saw this snowman on the street yesterday. Oh my God, brag. No, seriously. He was melting and it felt like watching myself try to function past 2 p.m. Snowmen are basically seasonal influencers. What? Well, they show up for like three weeks. Everyone takes pictures and then they disappear to work on.

themselves. Right, except instead of a wellness retreat, they literally liquefy. Honestly, mood. And who decided they need a carrot nose? That's such a weird produce to put on a face. I'd want like a cherry tomato, something sleek. That would fall off immediately. So would I, Brooke.

Okay, same. Anyway, go build a snowman, hydrate. We love you. Stay frosty babes They cannot reproduce We're safe Like we are marked That's actually really beautiful

Yeah That AI cannot do everything That humans can No say frosty babes Stay frosty babes Mood Honestly Mood

So would I brook Okay Yeah that did feel good to see Wow that made my like very fat hard go pitter, patter, pitter, patter. Give me a clock tick so I can recover. Wow, this congestion is taking me for a ride. Talk about congestion.

But it's a big green tractor. So you remember a long time ago you had that fly in your house? Oh, Bethann. Bethann. Yeah. So. God, I miss her. I have a fly in my house.

And I've since ever, Since like talking about that whole like, if I, what my crime is being small. No, your crime is like buzzing and hitting the window so hard all day that it's like, you know, I'm trying to focus over here.

But I let, I let this fly live. I go, what is, what is your lifetime 24 hours? Right? So I let it live. I thought it was like 24 hours.

I've had flies in my, Beth Ann was, lived for a few days. in 28 days, 15 to 30 days. Okay. So Bethann was murdered. Like mine, mine is middle-aged, but he stayed during Thanksgiving. He stayed in and watched the house.

He's still here. Brooke, I'm not lying. I'm not exaggerating when I say this. You know the setup of my apartment. I promise you. I promise you. There's no reason you should trust me besides me giving you my word. He is following me room to room.

That's cute. He's like a Velcroke fly. Last night I went to bed. I'm shutting my doors. Flew in the room. That's like very cute. Came in to do the podcast. He's up on the wall.

He wants to be near his papa. I mean, life. It can be so beautiful. What? You should call him Max too. Oh, no. Not Max's namesake. I can't.

Maybe Zam. Max backwards. Zam for a fly sounds really good. Sounds amazing. Sounds like Invaders. Invaders. Invaders. Ooh.

Yeah. So yeah, that's kind of like what's going on in my life. Wow. I just like full blown squish my balls so hard. I honestly thought we were going to have to call it early. What happened? I crossed my legs weird and they like squeezed. Where?

Like in between your legs? What do you mean? Yeah. It's so crazy to me Like I'm looking at the way you're sitting It's so crazy to me that you will never Experience like having balls Right right in the middle between those legs

No I that is like something I've never actually thought about Is like how to how to navigate them You have to consciously live like every day you wake up And you have to actively like navigate your balls Yeah and Brooke it is exactly the experience of like You know you know when you remember you're like I have a tongue and then you're very aware of your tongue. Yes.

Sometimes when I'm like laying in bed, I'm like, what do I do with these? That's crazy. Sometimes I will be so aware of them and I'm like, am I supposed to, should I push him back? I was just about to say, so let's say you're like, you're in bed. You're completely on your side. Where do you put? Are they in the back? Are they coming out of the back?

No, I think, I think. I think I would pull them, I would think I would pull them out front. What? They would come out front. I guess, yeah. Yeah, I would put them out front. I think I can't really, I don't really want to have that imagery in my head about me pushing them back and then closing my legs and having them come out. I don't know.

I thought that. Wait, but if you fell asleep with them squished in the middle, that would be uncomfortable. I can't imagine what that would feel like. You know when your arm falls asleep when you sleep on a weird way? Yeah. If my bells, if my bells fell asleep, I'd head over to the urgent care. Wow. Still.

No, it literally is like when you have your phone and your keys and you're at a wedding and you're like, where do I put these? I got like in my front pocket. No, I can't because like that's show my back pocket. No, that's like I got to sit down. There's every now and then they make themselves very known and it's like, oh my gosh, you guys. Like, please act like you've been here before.

I love these types of conversations genuinely. like these I just like have no one to ask this stuff too. I mean I'm telling it too. We just got our Spotify wrapped for creators thing today. I just realized how many people listen to this. Yeah, I sleep with my balls in front of my legs. How many people will know where exactly you put your balls when you sleep? Brooke, it's a lot.

It's a lot of folks. Oh, there's my fly. Sam. My life is really stupid. Like straight up my my chungest life is beautiful. but it's also very stupid. You know those like Life is Good shirts?

Yeah. I want to do like fake Life is Good merch with Life is Chungus. I think we miss that way. I totally agree. But like I love where your head's at. By the time it comes out, Chungus will be the most annoying thing in the world. Yeah.

Which is a damn shame because that's a really good idea. It's, I love Chungus. Maybe next time we get a, that maybe we need to hire like an 11 year old like child labor vibes to be on the finger of the pulse so that by the time it climbs like the saying climb the ladder to reach people like us we will be have already had the merch ready to sell to our demographic which does skew a little bit older than 11 how old did your Spotify rap say you were 26 oh my god that's really good yeah mine said i was 38 all right i'll share mine i had several friends that were in

the 70s, which is crazy. Me too. My number one song was serious from Legally Blonde. How's that one go? It's time to get serious. Serious. I've sung that.

I like a lot. That's what I sung for Channing's talent show. Yeah. Less of a Maryland. More of a Jackie. You know that one. Uh-uh. Second song.

Chip on my shoulder from Legly Blonde. Oh my God, Zama's going crazy berserk over there. The second one? The second one was Chip on my shoulder from Legly Blonde. Oh, because I've only seen the movie. I'm like trying to remember songs from... Oh, yeah. No, this is from the stage musical.

Okay, my bad. The third song? So much better from Legally Blonde. The fourth song? Take it like a man from Legally Blonde. And then the fifth song is Dancing Through Life. that like that's a pure reflection of you and that's how you can trust that Spotify is using your data like no but listen to this Connor or good how is it possible that for my four top songs are from legally blonde and yet my top albums are Hamilton the 1975 live at Madison Square Garden wicked just in time and little shop of horrors that may not be for us to know like how was legally blonde not on there mattie hilly would kill himself if you saw that genuinely yeah Well, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, yeah, that's, that's, we're in, we've got, and we've, wow, wow, I didn't know he performed.

Do you know who he is? Um, um, I do know Emmett. I can picture him. He just, like, every, he played Emmett. Emmett in the musical. Oh, my bad. No, I don't. It's not Luke Wilson. You might be thinking of Luke Wilson. No, I wasn't thinking Luke Wilson.

I was thinking the other one that, the bad one. Owen Wilson? No, the bad one in the movie. Warner Huntington the third. Warner, yeah. Emmett and Warner are the same name to me. Totally. Anyway, that's that.

I'm also, I'm in my World War II era. I finally read. Now we're talking. Like, this is that shit I do like. Talking about World War II? I like, well, I don't like like World War II. I don't like many, many wars at all. But I do like to talk about, like, Inglorious Bastards is one of my favorite movies.

World War II. And I'm talking about this because I finally read The Nightingale, which is just like one of the 21st centuries most popular books. It's historical fiction about World War II when the Nazis invaded France and Izzy is obsessed with it. Wait, Brooke. And how come no one told me about the Nightingale? Like, why did, that's a book I can read.

Connor. I was literally thinking like maybe Connor should start reading historical fiction. It is the It is wanting to read historical fiction.

Everyone is like this is the best book ever and it's like okay how good can it really be like oh okay. Yeah. Okay yeah.

Wow. Oh, I'm going to pick it up at being. Are you serious? Being in right now. Look, if you got me another one by Kristen Hanna, the author, the women.

I'm really excited this one's about the Vietnam more. Yeah, I want to read about historical fiction. Go get that shit. Go get the nightingale. My favorite show about that historical fiction is drunk history. That is my favorite show. Connor, like, obviously all war is terrible and insane and it's just like hard to fathom.

The scope of World War II, like, the fact that that happened, like, not so long ago, and just like, every, it's World War II is just, it's crazy. It's crazy. Yeah, it is, it is crazy. It's like, oh my God. I could, I think we could do a podcast about a circle fiction like that. That would be like a fun podcast. And the best thing about the nightingale is that it like makes you think it like, it makes you think exactly like what would I do if I was in this situation. Oh, I like that. Yeah. Like what would I do if the people around me were like being taken away in front of my eyes? Right. but I have a family to protect.

Right. Like, so it really is like... Have you seen In glorious bastards? I try. It's too gory for me. Yeah. But it's very...

It has funny parts. Like, there's like the comedic break, enough of that to where it like helps a little bit. But it's very real. Did you know about the lore of Hitler having a micropenus? No. That apparently is like scientific. like something that they've discovered by like examining his remains well that worked out what do you

mean like that's it makes sense that's like a good discovery that like okay cool this but it also could just be like not real but still i was reading up on that historian said researchers believe that Adolf Hitler most likely suffered from Calman syndrome, a rare genetic condition that can result in underdeveloped sexual organs. Oh, in 2025, an international team of scientists and historians conducted a DNA analysis on bloodstained piece of fabric reportedly taken from the sofa in Hitler's bunker where he committed suicide. Whoa. So this is recent development. I didn't know there was a World War II propaganda song. Hitler has only got one ball.

Oh, I didn't either. I can't believe Hitler anyway. I can't believe Hitler either It's like whoa It really is Did you see my tree Your tree's so pretty Thanks

I'm excited about it The coolest morning Going to get this tree I wish you could see the whole thing Because And I wish I had less Does it extend much further Than what we can see on the screen

Look Look at my little warrior I wish I had I'm just gonna show you And then I'll get into it I bet Sam loves that shit Look at my little, look at my little champ.

Ready? Yeah. Wow. I didn't know he had a pretty little bow. He's so striking. Wow. Can I say something? I feel like you must really miss Max because you've been so fatherly towards like things like Zam.

and your tree. Sure. Yeah, that is true. I got to spend some time with Max, which was just absolutely lovely. He came in every morning

when I was staying in Florida. And I'm like, I don't know how he, like my parents are obviously in love with Max. And to answer everyone's questions, he has been with my parents for this whole time I've been touring.

So it's been like almost a year, a little over a year, actually. Wow. And I see him a lot. My dad will bring him everywhere that we go. And I see my parents a lot. but every morning I was in this room

and every morning I would wake up and he's sitting on the ground wagging his tail waiting for me to wake up sitting looking at me pets are truly like such a gift and I'm like does he do that they go no he doesn't do that to anyone else like only you're his papa I want to put a bullet into my mouth

swallow it and not shoot myself swallow a bullet okay so yeah I think so too. Now something that I wish that I was going to talk about about this tree is that like there were so many trees. Like they have so new, this is like a coolest thing ever to be in New York during Christmas. They're selling trees like on the street. So I had a coffee. I was walking back from going over to Salt Hank. So saying hi to the team. And then walking back, I have a coffee. I'm going to get a tree for the studio. I got a wreath from my front door too. And I go,

I walk past this one. I go, look at that little shooting star like reaching so high. I want be like, you're done. You can stop stretching out so far. Like, you did it. Your whole life, like, your whole life has led up to this. And then the, the girl comes over and is like, hey, like, can I help you? I go, yeah, I'm just going to get a little tree. And she goes, oh, like, don't, you don't need that one. Like, that one's, that one's like, it's shaped weird, it's skinny. I go, no, that's like my, no, that is mine. Like that, I came across it. They were sure there were better ones, but this was mine, you know? And she was like, Sure, there were better ones, but this one's mine.

That's very beautiful. She discounted. Yeah. Wow. Full price for this. You got the run of the damn litter. For real. That's a good way to put it.

And those are often the best ones. Yeah, because if this girl blew up anymore, she wouldn't be in frame. She's perfect. No, she's legitimately perfect. We don't want her blowing up or blowing down in any direction. Or blowing away in the wind. Yeah. She blew up.

Jesus, that girl blew up. Yeah. But yeah So this is mine And I also got I've been redoing the studio You're I was about to say Framebridge

Framebridge Wait and I'm going to show you this Look I got this I'm going to put this up later today While he's gone Everyone who's watching video Can look at my Hobonichi I really like the stickers

That I've put on it I got them all from sticker planet In the Grove Wow Connor I love Love that. This is Brook and I's Variety Comedy Impact Report.

Where are you putting that? I don't know. I want to like maybe like in here. Yeah, I love that. Little gallery wall. I'll make this like a gallery wall. Yeah.

What does that one say next to the I read the comments tour? What? What's the blue, what's in the blue frame? Um, it's another tote bag. So I framed all the tote bags

from each leg of tour. That's really cool. Yeah. And they're in a frame to match the color, the primary color of the toast bag. I love that. Yeah. They have everything at Frame Bridge. Thanks, Ray.

Shout out Ray. Shout out Ray. I also got the napkin that the Delta flight attendant gave me. Yeah, I love that. Emily. So that'll be up here. Yeah, so my life's pretty much a fucking movie, basically. Ooh.

Well, all right. I think we wrap it up because I have. I have to go to the rest. I have to do. I have to pee. I have to pee. Oh no, my hair looked really bad all episode. I can feel it in the back of my head.

No. But. Well, thank you guys for listening. Thank you. I have fun. It's nice to be back here to chatting IRL. It's nice to talk and... And real time too.

And everything like that. And you know, we'll talk to you in the bonus and also next week. I'll see in the bonus. I have a couple things to talk about the bonus. Yeah, you could say that I do too. Let me just leave it at that. Oh. Whoa.

Yeah. She said what she said. She said what she said. Jesus, that girl said what she said. Okay. Thanks, guys. See you soon.