Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Swifties At Heart

Episode Date: August 10, 2023

SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://youtube.com/@bncmap  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv  Welcome to the first episode on the new B&C channel! We are so happy to have you here. This week, Brooke and Connor reflect back on their 2023 celebrity predictions, the power of Taylor Swift, and why Andrew Garfield is immune to the ick. Plus, they call Vito to get some good old fashion pizza advice!  NEW MERCH OUT NOW: https://shoptmgstudios.com  Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/  If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc  Try Truly Hard Seltzer today and see what the Lightly Fantastic life is all about. Please drink responsibly. Go to https://TakeCareOf.com and enter code bandc50 for 50% off your first Care/of order!  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BANDC and get on your way to being your best self. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/BANDC to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BANDC. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 Welcome To The New Channel!! 0:43 Intro 1:17 New Merch Is LIVE 12:58 Truly Hard Seltzer 14:15 Have You Noticed Anything Different? 15:30 Polaroid Check In 16:24 Keep Subscribing  17:58 Tier 1-ing For Vince Vaughn 21:27 Checking In On Our Predictions  24:40 Care/Of 26:18 The Jersey Shore Magic 29:40 Planning A Hometown Visit 31:16 Healing Our Inner Child 34:00 Connor Bombs On Stage 38:40 BetterHelp 40:06 What’s Good With The Charmin Bears? 43:22 No One Is Laughing 44:30 The Art of Crowd Work 46:05 Taylor Swift Conspiracy Theorists  47:55 We Are Swifties and We Are Proud 51:12 Squarespace 52:43 Taylor Swift Is Modern Art 55:15 Marcel The Shell As A Human 57:50 Beyonce Is Here! 58:30 Andrew Garfield Is PERFECT 1:03:07 Alabama Boat Fight 1:05:57 The New Face of Neo Pets 1:06:43 Childhood Core Memories 1:09:21 Scary Phone Calls 1:10:48 The Ko Baby!!! 1:12:44 Don’t Forget To Subscribe 1:13:06 Calling Vito 1:15:38 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Oh, you can say that because you're good at it and I'm chewing on my mint. I'll give me your mic. Well, I can hold, I'll hand you the mic after I say. Sure. Sure. Okay. We're using all that.

Okay. Oh, okay. Oh, great. Okay. Love it. I love it. All right. All right.

All right. All right. Here we go. All right, how do I want my voice to sound today? Sometimes I have the most chill, like... Just dive into it, man. Talk you, talk you right into sleep voice, and sometimes not. Hey, Brooke.

Hi, Connor. Are you ready to MAP? I'm ready to pee. Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own, and it's awesome. Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five. Where were you? In Pennsylvania.

Touch grass, might I suggest. We're just going to dive right in today. Hey guys, welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast. Some people think of us as BNCMAP. Some of people even maybe just think of us as Brooklyn and Con. Some people might think of us as Beanie Baby and Calculus. Some might think of us as Barnaby and Corn on the Cobb. I don't mean to interrupt you, but my favorite.

favorite thing about you is before we started rolling, you said that you were just going to get right to the point today. You made a point to say it, which I love. Well, there's not, I like, I like this you better. I'm just saying you did make a point to say it. And I don't think you should ever just get straight to the point. I just want to draw that to your attention. It's super sweet. The Adderall shortage is affecting us all differently. I also love the way you say that and then get mad when people assume you're on Adderall. I don't take Adderall. Never have. I don't. I don't have. Never have. Welcome back to our podcast that we make together. We have a fun episode today. Knock on wood. Can't hurt. But before we get started, we have some housekeeping items.

And Brooks sucking on a mint. So you're going to go first of all I chew the mint and finish it and swallow it. Yeah. Okay. I'll hold your mic for you so you can use your hands. Yep. Okay, guys, we said it last week. We were so excited to finally announce that. that we are launching merch, the mic's like closer in my mouth than I even put it. Is it going to pick up still? A little closer.

There, guys, we're so excited to announce our merch is launching. And I'm going to walk you through my pile that's sitting on my lap. Okay. So first of all, I'm going to start out. I guess we've never done this live. So we're going to start out with this gorgeous trucker hat you see here. I was wearing it last week on the pod or two weeks ago on the pod. This is a gorgeous blue.

Shade of blue. Any thoughts on this hat? I love it, Connor. Thank you, Brooke. So it says ethical clout chaser. This is an OG joke. The OGs remember. It fits much like a trucker hat, much like you would expect a trucker hat to fit.

And I'll walk you through that process. so that was awesome thank you it is awesome it fits perfect and then next we have we've got

the ethical clout chaser T what you're going to see here is it's white and it's got this gorgeous gorgeous font that says ethical

clout chaser and then on the back it is it is it is it's got the ethical clout chaser logo

bigger with a little bit of floral action Thoughts on the T. I love it. Great. And then... What size would you wear?

What size would you wear? Good point. So this... Well, it doesn't matter what this is. I wear a large. I would say maybe... Because you like an oversized fit. I like an oversized fit.

Yeah. And that's where I'll leave you. And then next, we've got this... I know it's hard. Here, I can hold it against my name. No, you really can't. I can't. Okay. Now we've got this, by the way, this is probably my favorite piece from this collection.

Because I love, I love, oh, from, yeah, from what was on my lap. I love a good hoodie. I love a good, like, thick hoodie, but comfy. You don't want to be thick and cardboardy. This is not any of those. And it's got the ethical cloud chaser in like a white, a cream here, and then that same sort of situation on the back. oh and it's comfy and oh and I'll hold it up on my body what is everybody thinking right now that really is like an amazing piece of clothing I love it thank you and thank you to brandon from our merch team for doing all of this who that's where I'll leave you there great collection we're stoked we're stoked to launch it's been a long time coming and Brooke I see

you've got some pieces over there. I've got some key pieces that I'm obsessed with and I love them and I hope you guys love them too. I know you will. We're starting off with this tank which says Binky Babe because that is how I identify and probably how some of you identify as well and even if you don't identify that way, you could show your support for the Minky community by wearing a Binky Babe tea, which I love. What's a Binky?

A binky is actually my weed pats. So I love sucking on that and some of you probably do too. And if you don't, that's fine too. Okay, this is this gorgeous Binky Babe sticker that pairs nicely with the tank. Ew. It's okay. Do you want me to put your mic in your mouth so that we're not both deep-throating this one? Oh, you know.

Okay, yeah, that's fine. I'll do yours. Okay, so this is the Binky Babe sticker that pairs nicely with the Binky Babe tank. you can put this on a water bottle, you can put this on your laptop. That's where I'll probably put mine. There's endless places that you could put this sticker. And I can't wait for you guys to show me where you're going to put your binky babes. Can I get a closer look at that? Yeah. No, you're good. I know it is hard. And then these are the binky babe shorts, which are meant to be paired with the binky babe tank. However, you could wear them both separately or together. And that's awesome, I think. So I love.

the shorts. I love the sticker and I love the tank top as well. But that's not all. What questions do you have? You're, I see those.

Tell me, is this a, can I, can I touch those? Yeah. I love, like, I really do love

the material and the fit. I love this. You know, tank tops can be hard. They can be challenging to find a good fit. This is an awesome fit.

Like truly, like I would wear this the thing about this that I'm obsessed with, I would wear it to bed or I would wear it to like a night out on the town. Like there's nowhere you could not imagine this with a pair of leather pants or imagine this with PJ pants. They both pair amazing. And that's what I love about the binky babe tank. I just want to talk about these shorts quickly. These are going to be a summertime staple for me. I'm going to probably size up. This is a small here. I'm probably, well, you're looking at it as a small in my hands at this time.

Okay. I'm probably going to size up because I like an oversized fit. And I'm going to pair this. I'm going to go, I'm going to go crossover episode, and I'm going to pair this with my ethical clout chaser hoodie. And I'm going to lounge. That's awesome. You can mix and match betwixt the collections, which is awesome and encouraged.

Last but not least Is the Binky Babe Toe Which Surprise surprise would pair nicely with the Binky Babe tank As well as the Binky Babe Shorts and you could put

your Binky Babe sticker And carry it around in the tote So As well as your binky As well as your binky comma babe P punctuation is everything So That's the collection

We are absolutely obsessed with it We can't wait to see You guys in it and I think that pretty much sums it up what do you think on or anything else you okay yeah

so something really exciting that we're going to do is we are going to take 10 Polaroid pictures of ourselves and 10 lucky people will get that Polaroid in their merch we don't know who they're going to you guys don't know who they're going to

it's kind of going to be like a Willy Wonka situation, they're going in random boxes. So, you have to take, you have to, you just pull the lens out. Once we figure out how to turn on the Polaroid,

it's super simple. 10 of you just, lucky ducks. Are going to pull the lens out. You know what? We're going to pick one order and you're just getting the Polaroid camera. Okay. So we're going to take this photo

and then one out of 10 of you will, no, that's not it. One out of, one of you will get it. No, because with the tape, we're taking 10 separate. This specific photo, one person, an individual is going to get. And then nine other people will have the opportunity to receive a Polaroid as well.

I'll probably, I'll use my arms. Okay. Okay, you want to make a silly face? That's upside down. Do you even get us in it? I don't know. I think it's upside down too. Well, that's going to be spectacular.

We'll show you as the show goes on. Time will tell. And as it develops. Wow. I'm excited to see who will get that. Because it's got to be one of you. This is a developing situation and we'll watch this space. Yeah, we will be watching the space.

No, but all seriousness, so exciting, this stuff. I'm really, so show. I'm excited to see some merch in the wild, too. That'll be good. That is fun. Have you ever seen someone wearing a B&C in the wild? Yes, actually, at the airport. Wow, did you go up to them?

Yeah. Okay, so I was lying. Okay. I had a feeling. Had a feeling. Someone sent me a picture of someone wearing it at what looked like an airport. I think someone sent us one. I think it was at a concert.

Yes. But I forget he was performing. But that's the one piece I've seen in the wild by proxy. I think this stuff is going to be interesting. People want to rep Banky Bay. People want to show their Bingy Babe pride. And also the Ethical Cloud Chasers are out to play. I've seen a lot of people.

tagging other people and stuff like look who I meant and they're like and look at my form and they're kind of like leaning up and kind of like with with some major celebs I'm like hey that's great what's also cool is this it's not self-explanatory okay binkie babe and ethical cloud chaser so that's going to prompt people to engage in conversation with you if that's something that you want maybe it could help you make new friends or maybe you'll even find the love of your life Yeah. That's very exciting, very exciting opportunity for you.

And that's what it's all about is opportunity. Mm-hmm. Or nothing without opportunities. Exactly. Let's move on because we've been talking about the merch for 11 minutes and 57 seconds. So let's get right. What if we did a full hour? The scary thing is we could.

That's what's scary. You wouldn't have stopped me dead in my time. No, I know. I was going to carry on. I know. I could no problem to do 20 minutes talking about merch. That's why sometimes you have to be checked at the 12-minute mark. Nothing wrong with that.

Checking yourself before you wreck yourself. Exactly. George Washington said that. Okay. Hey, Brooke, so I actually have not seen you because you were in Philadelphia last week. Exactly. And so we banged an episode for last week. We haven't been in our home here in seven days, eight days.

No, 15. 15 days. Much longer. Do you notice anything? different about me. Don't do this to me. What? I'm being serious this time.

Okay. Haircut? No. I don't know. This is just going to, should we do another 11 minutes and what I know different about you? Sure.

If that's how long it takes. Tan, you're tan. Thank you. That's not it. I don't know. It was nothing again. I just wanted to see what you come up. That's brutal.

The girl who cried something different about me. We'll do that once every, we'll do that once every six months. Once every six months. Once every six months check in to see what you're noticing about my physical form. One day you're going to ask that and this chairs will be empty. I know. I know. Well, yeah.

Well, I'll just tell you in that case. Do you notice anything different about me? I'm the same old me. I know. And I'm not going to change for anyone. You're so consistent and reliable. Yeah. I will say before I ask you about the Polaroid.

We're not even in it. Just broke. So one lucky One lucky listener who hates when I talk Is gonna receive this awesome picture of Brooke Oh no your lips are in it And it's upside down This looks like the

This looks like A picture of someone's dead wife That they would carry around on their pocket To war They would bring that to war It looks like yeah It looks like the montage of like She was my everything

Until she was dead That's nice of you to say Let me see it Yeah. Oh, that's actually like a pretty good picture of me. So one lucky listener is actually not receiving this, just brook's taking it home. I'll just take a photo of it. I also really quickly want to say before I forget in terms of housekeeping that the YouTube

video that we posted last week on our brand new channel, which you guys ran up, it's almost, I mean, we've got, what is it at, like 100,000 views. We're killing it over there. Thank you guys so much for watching. we are absolutely like over the moon with performance and with Vito in our hearts. This is the B&C make a pizza video. And it really is, you know, I have a hard time saying like positive things about something that I'm a part of.

Yeah. But it is really so, so good. And we had the best time with Vito. And I hope that you guys loved it and that if you haven't seen it, you'll go watch it because it's one of my favorite things we've ever done. And it's just the beginning. And it really is just the beginning. There will be so many more fun things.

that channel. Yeah. And we got a bunch of... Including all of our podcast. So, this one you're watching... Including this podcast right now. This podcast is going to be... Is on.

It is on. So you are on the channel. You're on the channel. So, press subscribe. Oh yeah. Please subscribe. Because a lot of people forget to do that. And that's easy to do.

I'm not do. I'm not dogging you. A lot of times I'll click and it'll just be in my browser. My browser will say, you want to open YouTube and say, I think I'm okay in my browser. Yeah. Thank you so much. but you can't subscribe from your browser. Oh, because you have to log in. Yeah.

Consider the YouTube app. Yeah, or log in. Or log in. Okay, Colin, how was your weekend? You go first because I'm kind of forgetting how to pot a little bit, so once I watch you, I learn by example, so then I'll be able to do it. So how was your last few weeks?

It was really good. We're in summer. It's in the height of summer. I've been loving summer up until my AC not being able to keep up. And now it's fucksummer.com. Okay. I spend the whole weekend at the beach, which is awesome.

Only time I've done that this summer, which is great. Like proper in the waves, bobbing like an apple. That is the best. Bobbing like a cauliflower. I'm diving under, I'm dip, diving, dodging waves. Speak of the devil. Dodge ball. Great sport.

Guess who I met this weekend. I saw this on your snap story. Vince Vaughn. Tell me all about that because I, he's like tier three. I love Vince. Yeah, he should be tier one because. Okay. Maybe after the story he will be.

The way that I saw him and he looks like. Was he bobbing in the water? He was out. There was a volleyball tournament this weekend in Manhattan Beach. Volleyball's a great sport. I love Manhattan Beach. Me too. That's where I was yesterday.

The water is like Europe. Like it's blue. Also the whole town itself. I told you I've got this like, obsession with coastal small towns by the water. Connor, I would move there in one second. Me too. We'll offline.

It's such a perfect little town. We probably just blew up their spot, which... I think it's just like a town. Yeah. There was a volleyball tournament, and it was just very... It's so walkable, and so everybody was kind of just, like, out on the streets. Went to the volleyball tournament. Vince Vaughn was there giving hype-up speeches to the volleyball team.

Wow. Does he play volleyball? He's so tall, he must. Yeah. How tall do you think he is? Probably 6-6? Yeah, like 6-6-7. Wow.

He's a beast of a man. I was just going to say, Hi, Vince. That's like two feet taller than me. Yeah. If you think about it in terms of that perspective. No, you could be on the front of his chest in a baby Bjorn. And you would look like a baby.

In fact, I encourage it. Yeah. Yeah. He's 6'5. He carries himself as taller than that. But I was walking by and I was just going to be, I wasn't even an ethically clout chase. It was just not the day.

for that. It was kind of just more of a... That's the thing about ethical cloud chasing. Like, know when it's time. Brooke, you should take this. Here. Oh, thank you, Kahn. That was a good point. I love it. Yeah, so I just said, What's up, Vince? I bowed for some reason.

Which sometimes, like, ethical clout chasing leaves my body. I'm unable. When it's a man like Vince, you kind of just go with whatever... That's when fan girl takes over. You go with whatever your body tells you to do. My body told me to say, I am not worthy. Yes.

That's what I did. And he was just like, hey, like, whatever. Were you down to the volleyball thing? I was like, yes, I was. I was down at the volleyball thing. Calm down a little bit. And then we talked for like 10 seconds. And then he dapped me up and said, love you guys.

And then walked into a restaurant. And I said, I'm going to follow him into that restaurant. And then I said, nope. Were you alone or you were with? With a group people. Yeah, but I was like the only one. I thought maybe he had met B&C when he said, love you guys. Oh.

I should. No, I don't think he watches the pod. I know, but I should have learned Windal Live because no one else listening would have ever checked. It's okay. Hey, Vince, did you say that about them? Being truthful can be important something. I know, I know. And we have to be careful with this space because lately it's been giving me the eb-jibis. What you've done? Yeah.

Yeah. Say that really quickly too, because that's nuts. We'll play the clip maybe. Okay. So someone flagged that in November of last year, one of my pop culture predictions was Lizzo either gets pregnant or canceled. And it was the latter. Nuts. Because that's so specific.

Yeah, because you go, ooh, like that's wild. Oh, yeah, let's see what happened here. Yeah, let's look at all the predictions and see how we're doing. That could be a fun thing to do. Check in. Halfway check in. Yeah. Yeah, let's do it.

Well, I pulled up the clip too and I looked. Yeah. Still waiting on fun the band to have a revival. And I also predicted they would get canceled. Okay, let's see what we predicted and let's see how we're doing Okay, well Oh my god, we look so different. Okay, sorry. I think so frail's gonna get pregnant and then giant sweater Oh, that's precious sweater. Oh, opposite size of the spectrum. Yeah

I think that Pete Davidson is gonna have an affair with Megan Markle damn that hasn't happened yet. Oh, that's awesome. Wait, you know what's so weird though? Huh about that is Megan Markle just got back on Instagram like this week You think she's DMing Pete? I don't know, but she got her like Instagram handle and she's going to move back into the space. Okay, so we're on the right path because she's coming back into the pop-cultory space where Pete exists. So not completely far off. I don't know. Pete's pretty happy right now. Actually.

I don't think so at all. You're right. He's in a facility. Yeah. So, okay. Well, I wish him the best. Yeah. I think that was our only predictions, but we had a bunch.

We had, we had the one. No, there's so much more. Oh, I thought that was the end. No. Oh. Honey, it's only the beginning, but we have to go back a little bit. Remember when we started the rumor that Joe Biden was bisexual? I think we did that in the-

Still waiting on that one. Our pilot that wasn't released. Yeah, all of these things, it's not too late, right? Or no. I don't know, but that was funny. That was really funny. That was funny. Give me another one.

Joe Biden. Megan Fox is going to come out with a podcast. Okay, it's not too late, as I've always said. I think Jason Sudecis is going to get full canceled. Interesting. We are burning the world of the grandkids of his character is a little bit suspicious. Sometimes I listen to the things I'm saying and I'm just like, what? That whole Olivia Wild scandal with the salad.

Who gave these to a platform? And now that Ted Lassow is so big, I think that people are going to be. That is like such a big statement to make for such a little girl. Who knows nothing? Like, what? And look at how serious your... Like, what am I talking about? You look like you have a PhD in, like, Jason Sedakis.

I know. I don't know anything about Jason Sadecas, but I'm going off, Queen. That's a crazy statement to mention, too. I wish all these people the best. Me too. I think maybe we're in a better place mentally. Yeah. Me too, comment.

We wanted the world to burn back then. It does seem that way. Because it would give us something to talk about. Now that we have our new home. Yeah. In the Kelly Clarkson Collection. We've, we're more secure in ourselves. Yeah.

And yeah, I think we feel a lot more secure. One of the other predictions was that someone from the Midwest would become a famous influencer and then just stay in the Midwest and romanticized. Yeah. That's. It has happened. I think it's happened, but like there hasn't been like an Alex Earl from Nebraska yet, but there will be. She's from Jersey. It's kind of.

No, that's like a major metro area, like most beautiful place in the world. Oh yeah. You were just in Jersey. Uh-huh. Is that awesome? Connor, it really is like my favorite place in the world. And truly like everything that has to do with the Jersey Shore, like including Wawa, kind of.

I feel like I'm bunching those together because I eat my Wawa on the beach. Like that I really miss it. Yeah. You know, I really do miss it. And I went this weekend because I was home. I mean, what could be better, Connor, than having a hoagie on the beach, the sand in your bread. Brooke, you beat me to the punch.

I was going to say, I like a little sand in my bread. The crunch of the sand in your bread. You don't stop eating. You keep going through it and you're like, all right. The huge crowds. The dirty water. The screaming from the rides on the boardwalk behind you. The ice cream I got to take you to the Ocean City boardwalk in particular because there's

cores, which is like soft serve. Connor, it's just like the most spectacular. It's an experience. It's not just food. Yeah. With vanilla sauce or with rainbow sprinkles. With warm water sprinkles. Sorry, I'm like drooling.

Yeah, you're losing your mind over this. What could be better? There's an episode of a show that I love with Danny DeVito in it. And the gang goes to the Jersey show. Oh, I should watch that. And they're on the Ocean City Pier. Oh, Connor. And they have two very different experiences.

I won't give it away, but it's a fantastic episode. I think for one of our videos, we should do B&C do, OCNJ. super down. Okay, I would really love, I would love that a hometown visit, even though it's like an hour and a half from my home. I would love to, yeah, hometown visits.

We need to do hometown visits. Whoa. And you know, I've never even been to Texas. I can't decide if you would like it. I think I'd like Austin. Yeah. But I don't, I don't know. I feel like all the food would nearly put you in a hospital.

Sure. That's going to be the case anywhere. Yeah. Um, yeah. Yeah. I do want to watch that episode of that show. That being said, if I, we had this conversation this weekend, if I, you get mad at me if I don't watch a show that you like. And then you get even more mad if I watch it and like it.

Well, I'm scared about how you're going to act towards this specific show. Because I'll be obsessed with it. Yeah. I don't think you will. I think it's going to turn you off. Like, I think this show is going to turn you off. I don't think so. I really like the people in it. I know.

You see me. She sent me in Texas weekend. that said, I'm in love with Glenn Howardton. Yeah, because he's also in the and I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't put those pieces together. But he's such an off-putting character, like the characters she plays, are just like alarmingly.

It doesn't bother me. Alarmingly dark-spirited. Not really in the, which I would encourage you to watch. I do like, can't say it. Oh, fuck. Love it. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. We should, we should leave it out.

That's funny. I'd love to experience that. the Ocean City, New Jersey Piered through your heels. Oh my God. I would... Welcome my own on your heels. And we could go on the rides too because you know what ride I love? I love the log flume.

Because I get dizzy on most rides, but that one just goes straight down and I love that stomach drop. Where it's just like the log goes up and then it goes down really fast. Is that pre-hoge or post-hogi? We're going to have to wait about three to six hours out for the hoagie.

You're at the beach for the long haul. I'm there for the day. There's so much to do and see. And there's so much mini golf that you have your pick of the litter. I can't play mini golf. You can do haunted minigolf. You can do like Candyland mini golf. Why can't you do minigolf?

Because you get too angry? Yeah. Okay. I'm not fun. I can't even do it by myself because I don't have fun and it's a waste of money. Because if I mess up once, I choke and then it's downhill. I will break a club on my knee at mini golf. But it's just fun to be with your friends.

I'm competitive I know but just don't think of it as a sport Have to Okay I can't I can't Well it would help if you're playing with me Because I can't get it in the hole

You know Same And then I get frustrated And then I hit the ball as hard as I can And then you like You look at a kid and you're like Maybe we'll do the log film for a second time It's so important that like that's why I can't watch movies for kids

Get too frustrated It's important to put things in perspective This is for children You know it doesn't have to be that serious and it's not speaking of for children i also went to land is the one in california right and i've never been yeah and it went a few weeks ago i'm finding myself to oh no to be reverting to a six-year-old which is really interesting okay i thought you're going to no not no i really had the best time i'm like finding myself because also i knit my chicken

which i forgot today which i'm so upset about i'm finding myself to need 30 stuffed animals around me at all time in my pajamas sucking on my binkie. Like I need to be in the position of a baby in the only way I feel safe which is interesting because I'm totally

bleep out the second digit of that. I think I've just been so aware of aging recently even though I know that that's nothing to be scared of and it's a good thing that I'm needing to be to be to be a toddler. I have, I don't know, I told you last week that I was sitting with a child watching

cartoons eating a cut-up hot dog. This is the happiest I've ever been. There's something so, like, if you guys, I would, can and are able and willing, I would encourage you to be a baby for the week. Like, it's so, it's so healing. I'm all about healing. A baby that's smoking weed. Yeah, and like

cuddling your stuffies. Yeah. I mean, my stuffies are like 11 pillows on my bed. You should actually like take Marcel home with you. No, I have a seal. I have a stuffed seal.

You brought you a steely in L.A.? How did you know his name was Sealy? Because you've talked about Sealy 16 times. Yeah, I chewed up his his whiskers. They're all, they're mangled. And it just reminds me of a simpler time. And sometimes I'm like,

I'm gonna put these back in my mouth right now. It feels awesome still. Because I've just, as an adult, you move away from the CLE's whiskers, plastic whiskers. And I would encourage you not to. And you move towards small plastic things of different kinds. Right. Water bottle caps. The other things on that little bracelet that the water bottle has on its neck, necklace.

Cap? No, the thing that attaches the cap to the bottle. Yeah, what is that? No one talks about that. It's a water bottle. The choker. And water bottle of choker. Damn, why is my water bottle wearing a choker?

I don't know. I guess it helps the cap, the hat. I guess it helps the hat. It pulls the whole look together. Wait, I love my water bottle's merch. The Corny-Cardashian Tasani collection. That was a good joke. Kind of.

Speak of the devil. I didn't tell you last Wednesday I had a show. Guys, remember how I said I never bomb? Couldn't have had a more explosive. I had a Hiroshima situation. at my show on Wednesday. What happened? Like, I genuinely, I hosted this show.

It was an amazing group of people. Tommy Lee Jones was at the show because his wife, Brittany Furlin, was one of the acts. Pam and Tommy? Yes. That's so random. Well, he's married to Britney Furlin,

who was awesome and was so funny. And she went up, and I went first, and I had about 15 minutes, and I'm the opener, kind of. And usually, and this time they had my name on the sign for the whole week, which I didn't know about.

So a lot of people were like driving PCH and had seen, this was in Malibu, had seen my name and had come because they saw it up there because I would, whatever. And I was like, okay, cool. Not the usual turnout because I think Sarah Schauer was one of the people. And then King Batch came Adam W.

It was like a, it was a pretty internet heavy crowd. Okay. And my, oh my, it was so bad. I actually had to acknowledge it and be like, okay, well, I'm glad I'm going first. Like, you guys are, they're absolute blank stairs. In your defense, Malibu can be a really tough crowd. They're different kind of people.

Well, it was interesting because I have this bit on getting health insurance. And I forgot that these people are so rich that they are born with health insurance and it never leaves. They just have it. So that bit, which was half my set, was just not resonating with it. Sure. And I said, not your fault. I said halfway through that, but I go, well, you guys, this is what I have prepped, so I have to keep going. And I kept going, and they were just like this.

That has nothing to do with you and everything to do with them. You know, it's just about catering to your audience, and I will just take note of that and do that from now on. It's just like the West Hollywood crowd, who fights. for their insurance, that joke will resonate with them more and it has before. You're reminding me of something that I heard

by John Green recently. He said the most profound thing and I think actually I'm going to play it. I'm sorry, I think this is going to change your life. I can't find my phone.

It's a video? Yeah, but you only need the audio component. He's talking about how you don't make things, Connor, for everyone. You make them for the people that will love them.

Yeah. And that is really reminds me of what you just went through. None of the people that loved them were there. Listen to this king. Oh, he's stitching something. I'm not sure exactly what he's talking about. I think this is really important for creative people to understand whether you're selling football shirts from an imaginary football team like that guy or you're writing novels or whatever. Like, I wrote the bestselling American novel of 2014.

He likes to remind people about that. And it sold very, very well. by any metric through which we would judge the sale of a novel. And yet, almost no one read it. Like about 98% of Americans have not read the fault in our stars. Passively successful books, successful beyond my wildest imaginations of what could happen to my work. And yet, almost everyone hasn't read it. You don't make stuff for everybody.

You make stuff for the people who, will love it. Brooke brilliantly said. Mic drop. Yeah, mic drop. That was good. That was really good. And Brooke, I have to say that I think that we claimed that quote before he did on

accident and not saying it at all. I think he said it before and I stole it the first time. Oh. Probably. Well, sometimes I'll have a video that flops and one individual says, ha ha ha, this is the best thing I've ever seen. I said, well, that was for you. Yes. And then I realized it's a bot and that's not a real person and they have feelings too. Yeah. Someone runs that bot's account. I don't know though. I think it's just artificial. Are you getting a lot of bot comments recently? I don't post so

probably not. I posted last night shut the app. I'm too scared. That's great, Connor. I think that's healthy. Thanks. Yeah. I'm going to look at it today. Close the app. not get on for a week. Perfect. I had a really weird thought this morning. Walk me through it. Okay, I'm gonna walk you through it. It was so alarming that I didn't,

I realized halfway through my drive to the studio this morning that I didn't turn on music. That's how much real estate this thought had it. Mm-hmm. You know Goldie locks. Yeah. Now we're. Heard of her.

Sure. So, and I'll tell you what made me think of this thought, is I was eating my mush. Yeah. my oatmeal that I've been eating. I can't believe, like, you are not, he's not, he's truly not sponsored by mush. I'm not. Everyone thinks I am.

I just am obsessed with mush. I tried every single flavor besides that one I'd offer that, that you tried. Oh, and I'll bring you one. I still have some. Oh, I would love that. Okay. Obsessed and I was eating my porridge. I gotta get you on obsessed to just talk about mush.

I know. I was eating my, I was eating my porridge and, uh, I was like, Goldilocks. Like, whatever happened to that? bitch she like had the three cups of porridge and then falls off meanwhile tell me are the goldilocks bears the charmond bears from the commercials for toilet paper and why are they shitting their brains out constantly how did charmin say we want a bunch of bears that can't stop shitting i think they're not i think they're just normalizing like pooping not necessarily shitting their brains out that dad is in the bathroom 24-7 and he has they're going through toilet paper like crazy his job is his job is bathroom

my job is pooping and it's funny because the mom's always like I assume the dad's name is steve for some reason okay Steve like you've toilet paper all over your ass when he comes out here's the charmin like what did you wipe with Connor that is such a funny bit idea is to like reenact the charmin commercial POV, like you're actually a human. Yeah. Like, hey, babe, like, you have toilet paper all over your ass. By the way, Steve,

here's the Charmin. They must be, I don't know. I just thought that was interesting because that is the, that is the mom, the dad, and the kid from Goldilocks. Goldilocks has come back a few times.

Oh, and the kid always has toilet paper all over his butt too. I think they're just both animated bears. I'm sorry, but it's like also a mom, a dad, and a baby bear. It's a nuclear family of animated bears And you know what else?

What was in that porridge? Good point. Laxatives. Laxatives. That's why we probably And it was a laxative for a bear. That's why Goldilocks probably died. She comes back in other forms of media.

What do you mean? Like I can't say, I can't even say. Oh, she transcends in a way that can be put into words at this time. Due to solidarity. But she does come back. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Do you kind of pick up, are you picking it what I'm putting down? Yeah, I saw it on the ground and I didn't want you to have to bend down and get it, so I got it.

That's really sweet. So I picked it out. Chivalry is not dead. Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope, it's not. Okay, I love it. I do. Yeah.

So that's the kind of things that go through my head. Anyways, I was going to say I have my big show is, and this is going to air Thursday. So we're, again, speaking from the past, I had to get, I had to get, I had to, to get into the studio early this week because I have a big show Wednesday, which I feel fine about. After bombing last week, I'm just like, you know what? As soon as it was over and I chugged three beers, it was over. I did have to move forward to chucking three beers because I was like, I couldn't leave because I was hosting the show. So after bombing, I kept having to get back on the stage and the person would be so funny and then I would walk up. And everyone would be like this.

I was like, hey, guys. At one point I had to announce. that there was a 15 minute intermission. I was like, all right, guys, I got another 15 minute set. And everyone was like, and I was like, just kidding. It's intermission. Everyone clapped. I don't think it's possible for you to bomb the show

because it's your show, and people are going to see you, and you bombing is, like, funny. Yeah, I agree. So it's like, whatever you do, like you could literally, like, shart on stage and get off. Like, that's still, like,

that's what people are paying for to see. I need to, something needs to happen that's out of my control. I think I would love, like, a drunk fan interaction I'm going to be like, oh, that's my time. I interacted with the fan the whole time. I just don't have that ability that Matt Rife has. Uh-huh, the crowd surfing.

Well, no, I think biceps. No, crowd, crowd work. Crowdsurfing. Crowdsurf for 15 minutes. All right, guys, thanks for coming. But have you ever really listened to his crowd work? I have. And you know what I just figured out after studying for a little bit?

He says one sentence over the course of 60 seconds. So he's like, you two dating? Yes. Bicep flex. Bicep flex for 10 seconds. And then how'd you meet? That's the joke. And then everyone's cracking up.

Yeah. It's so, science is so interesting. No, it's the upper body. It's his anatomy. Yeah. I look like him if I was stung by 100 bees. But yeah, it's a, I will see what I can do. I don't know.

But in his defense, like he really, like, I thought he was joking when he said like he just recently started looking like that he's not joking oh did you see pictures of his past yeah that's what i'm saying like he did like really have a glow up that's interesting yeah he wasn't joking i didn't even look into that at all i wasn't in a fact i'd encourage it it's sweet it's it's endearing yeah i like that bit too yeah because you can only acknowledge that you're now hot once you're ugly if you've experienced being on the other end of the spectrum totally yeah totally so that's cool at least yeah okay Okay, I went to Erez.

Yeah, oh, shoot. Yeah, Taylor Swift. No, no, no, no, don't worry. I just feel like we've lived a full year and a half since. There has been so much going on. It's way easier when we have a schedule, but we've just been all over the place lately. Taylor Swift. This woman.

This woman, I can't, I have, I do not have the words for this woman. I, you know, I've always struggled with my identity in terms of being a Taylor Swift fan because you have Swifties, which I, They have, it has this connotation of like the people who are like, Taylor Swift was born at like the 13th second of the 13th hour. So on the 13th day of this month, she's going to release 13th songs. Like that's not something I can keep up with. So I've always hesitated there to identify as a Swifty because of that. Those are borderline QAnonons.

No, I, Connor, I was literally thinking there is not a huge difference between the hardcore Swifties and the conspiracies. And that's why we have to be. be thankful for Taylor Swift because she's... Are we going to get in trouble for comparing Swifties to Q&N? Let me just stop you there. Okay. Conspiracy theorists. And they acknowledge that

they're conspiracy theorists. Yeah, they do. Self-awareness. And that's okay because there are some, not all, by any means. We're friends with a lot of Taylor Swift's... Some of my best friends are the conspiracy level Swifty. I'm saying there are some that I've seen where I think Taylor Swift being an outlet for them to use their conspiracies on

is probably saving them from falling down a deep tunnel of conspiracies that would not be good. As we've said, conspiracy theories are really getting a bad rep recently because of Q&ON. Yes. And this is a way to channel that positive conspiracy theory energy. Right. Between aliens being real now and Taylor Swift, we are keeping those groups of people busy, which we should be thankful for. Yeah. Love it. So, but you know what? I am a Swiftie. Yeah. Like, I don't have to be that level to be a Swifty.

You know? Yeah, I know. She is, like, the fact, Conner, the fact that this show is three and a half hours for, I, not out of boredom whatsoever, but I started dozing off at the end because just due to completely being drained and exhausted just because of how long that amount of time is, she is up there working her ass off for all of those three and a half hours every night. It's not human. No. And the fact, like, she does not have to be doing that. she could do a two hour show, an hour and a half show. She'd be making as much money.

She'd be selling out the same amount of stadiums. She's not doing this for herself. She's doing it for us. I just gave myself goosebumps. I got chills at the same time as you. And it's unreal. Like, you don't have to be a Taylor Swift fan and you can go to that concert and know 90% of the songs. That's the reach that she has.

I'm like getting dizzy thinking about it. Like, it's crazy. For the first time this weekend, it's actually, yeah, it's really crazy because I was talking about it with someone. because I almost came with you guys to that show and I was talking about it with someone I was like I for the first time I'm like if I don't go to one of these shows I'm gonna miss out on this thing

that my kids are gonna ask me about you have to go I need to go yeah I am a fan I feel like I have to say this every single episode I am a fan of Taylor Swift yeah no and you're a Swifty say it loud I'm proud I'm a Swifty yeah let me see it with my chest Swifty say it with your chest yeah what an amazing woman I actually feel so sick

like sick to my stomach thinking about that I'm such a victim of the patriarchy and the system for at one point not liking her. Like that's so disgusting. You didn't like her? Like when that whole like when Kim and Kanye like outed her for that tape or whatever I was like yeah Taylor and that sucks. Remember

like she was like mad at Kanye for something and then Kanye or Kim released the call of Taylor like actually saying that something was okay but turns out like look at Kanye now and look at Taylor now. And look at Taylor now. I don't even remember what happened That's how insane it is Taylor I'm gonna let you finish but

No no that we all agree was bad Kanye's song where he said I'm gonna make that bitch thing Oh yeah and then Kim released the call of her saying like no it's okay to do that Because she was upset about it and then Kim released the call being like At one point you were on the wrong side of her story No that's embarrassing but you know what The bravest people are not or can admit when they're wrong Yeah and I'm being a soldier right now

fighting for my my Swifty army. The alternative would be crazy. Yeah. After me comparing Swifty's to Q and on. You saying, I don't know. Like, I'm kind of right. Like, you standing with Kanye for that? Yeah.

Yeah. No. I'm not coming with Connie. Well, yeah, I got to get to a show. I want to see her really bad. And I... It's awesome. It took my waitress. We had this server this weekend who came up to service and heard me talking about...

And she was like, are you talking about Taylor Swift? I was like, Yeah. And she was like, this is a Taylor Swift lyric, and this is a Gracie Abrams lyric, tattooed on both of her arms. And I was like, good for her. You know what?

They will never go out of style. Nice. Really? And I was going to say two more, I had two more big bullet points that are kind of like falling out of my head right now. Oh, the first one. Her body's the least interesting thing about her, of course.

But her, like, outfits and the way that she looks in them, especially that like midnight's bejeweled set. Like that is modern day Renaissance art. Like it's spectacular to look at. Like she, she's art running around that stage. Yeah. That concert is everything.

It's visual. It's auditory. It's like nostalgic. It's like a little bit of everything is being tickled. I don't get how, like genuinely, I don't. Here's my conspiracy theory. I think there's no way a human could do what she's doing. Like I think she's,

if we figured out how to make robots, like I think she could be orchestrating the whole thing and then she's like charging her dupe and sends her out. Or she has like 10 clones. I was, we've talked about like the perfect form before. Who was I saying? Andrew Garfield's right?

Probably is like the perfect male form. She's the female version. Like she's like, like oh my, like she's in, it's nuts. It's nutty. It's nutty. All right. I need to go see here. Yeah, I'll go with you. I've been sold, but I'm more sold now. I want to. It's so funny because I've had friends that like have gone and they just like had someone's parents had a box or something and so they went with them and they're like, oh no, I'm full blown. Every, every Snapchat I get from like one of my friends from New York. He's like a total just like dude was not a Taylor Swift in. Every Snapchat he sends out to video, there's Taylor Swift in the background. I can hear it. Yep. It's remarkable. And the whole like surprise songs too, that is genius. Like you get everybody.

so excited for every single night because you're doing something different every single night. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah, I want to get her at those extra shows. She just added. I want to go to one of those. Yeah. But I just have to fly for it. Yeah, I'll go with you. Okay. There's one in New Orleans. That could be fun. That's like a Halloween one too. So it could be like kind of spooky. I don't want to ever go back to New Orleans during Halloween. Okay. That was one of the scariest weekends of my life. Okay. We won't do that. Yeah. Okay. New Orleans, every day. as Halloween. I've never been. So to go for Halloween, it was like, am I on acid?

And it was just, it's just like an insane place to be for Halloween. But yeah, it's a very cool place otherwise. Beyond. Okay, I have something I want to say too, and they're going to hate this. What? I've got, I had a realization over the past week, and you hate this. But I had a realization that this girl, Bobby, who's this famous podcaster now, and she just had, who did she have on this week?

Drake? Tyga. She had Taiga on this week. You know what she reminds me of? Marcel de Shell. They have the same exact mannerisms. They have the same exact like trail off voice. Same exact dry humor.

I'm so confused by Bobby. Do you see what I mean, though? Yeah, I see what you were saying in the video you sent. But I'm so confused because basically, for those of you don't know, What's her last name, Bobby? Something. Bobby A. I'll call her Bobby A, because that's her name.

She used to do these videos with her kids. Like, she used to be like a mom. She's two kids, I think. Yeah. And she used to be like a mommy TikToker. And I don't know how she got to where she, I don't know how she made the transition to podcasting with Drake. I'm just confused.

You're confused? I'm confused. I don't get it at all. What's that from? You're confused? I'm confused. I don't know. We'll never.

know what it's from. We won't. Someone will. Here's the comparison that really caught me up. Yeah. And by the way, this episode... This episode was with Mark Cuban. So, she either knows where the bodies are buried or... And she's acknowledging that she's like an industry

plan or whatever for podcasting. Or just she's doing well on the algorithm, I guess. I'm confused. I'd love some insight. Yeah, I know. If anyone knows anything about Bobby... This is what reminds me. Okay. enough at all?

No. No. You sure? Oh, it depends on how much the money is. Am I? I could. I love makeup. So that reminds me of...

I understand what you're saying. Marcel being like, you want to know what I... You want to know what I use for skis? Okay. A pair of a man's toenails. Before this weekend, I would have been all like, I don't get why she's famous, blah, blah, blah.

Taylor Swift has healed my relationship with women. Aw. Like, I really do think, like she's opened my eyes. I've been so healed recently by so many things. Wow. Being a baby, Taylor Swift,

the Darren Chris concert. Like, I'm just like, it's just like, a lot of healing, the summer of healing. That's so good. Yeah.

You and Gwyneth P. Oh, yeah. Hand-in-hand sisters. Yeah. Are you going to go see Beyonce? I don't know. Are you?

Um, I don't know. I'm so bad at doing these huge awesome things. I would love to see her, but I'm not going to put any effort into going. But I would love to. Yeah. I don't know. Echoing.

I just saw it because you said that Taylor Swift's show was like modern day Renaissance. Right. And that's what Beyonce's concert is called. Yeah. And she's here now. In L.A.? No, I don't know why I said that. She's somewhere.

She is somewhere. Hey, you can always count on Beyonce being somewhere. That's crazy to think about. Yeah. I want to talk about one pop culture thing now that we're at the 54 minute mark. Yeah, hit me. Hit me, dog.

Did you see the pictures of Andrew Garfield diving off of that yacht? Yeah, I can't get enough of them. Can we pull that up? I'm so upset. Like, people are DMing me constantly asking me if this finally gave me the ick. I feel like you guys asking that question,

don't think you know me to my to my core because the level of love, the depth of the love that I have for all of my celebrity crushes. And this man especially, like, I'm not getting the ick. Like I am in it for the long haul. I look at, wow, I look at that photo. I look at him diving, go back one. I look at that and I think beauty. The thing about that is like that's Swan Lake. I'm seeing like, like, look at that like perfect parabola. Like he's perfect. And the. And the. goggles, like, awesome. I have thoughts on this as well, because that's like, the way that he was able to get from

there to there. I don't even get it. He's magical. It's an incredible form. He's incredible. And also, it takes bravery to jump into any body of water with goggles on, because that's a situation you're dealing with in about three seconds when you hit the water. Those goggles aren't going to be on. He's in my eyes thinking about him getting water. His state on.

He's magic. He's Spider-Man. Look at him. Look at his backflow. Look at his backflow. Get you a guy that can back float like that in the ocean with goggles on his forehead that's not getting water in his goggles when he dives. That's the man that I want and that's the man that I encourage all of you to want. And I don't know why you would ever think that I got the ick. You guys clearly have underestimated the level of love that I feel for Andrew Garfield. Happy 40th, by the way. Happy 40th, Andrew. So when they take these pictures of celebrities in Italy on a yacht, is this a drone?

That's not his girlfriend in case you were wondering. I was curious who that much, but I wasn't going to bring it up in front of you. No, that's good. That's not his girlfriend. Are these drone footage? I don't know. Like are celebrities on vacation and there's drones surrounding them? I mean, it has to be, right? How else would they get those pictures? Also, I would hate that.

He's in Positano. I was there four and a half years ago. If I had known that this was going to happen four and a half years later, I would not have left. Moved in. Yeah. I would have moved to Positano. Yeah. So I'm obsessed with it.

Did you see also the photo of him, his friend applying sunscreen to his back? It looks like he's getting his back blown. on the yacht. I love him. I love him so much. He's so fun. He's so fun. I wonder what he's thinking about all this. But to get to ask your buddy to put sunscreen on your back and then hands on your knees bend over to receive the sunscreen. That's the thing about Andrew. He has literally never shy away. Hey man. Hey man, do you mind getting my back? Oh my God, your back is Soaked. I'm drenched in sweat right now.

I have no idea why. Oh, I got sunburned because my buddy wasn't applying to sunscreen to me this weekend. I was sitting on my ethical clout chaser sticker. Hey, maybe next time ask your buddy to apply sunscreen to your back while your hands are on your knees and you won't have this problem. It's actually now, yeah, it's like a good, might as well get in like tabletop formation. So it's just like kind of a flat surface to work with. Did you see the other whole thing on Twitter right now that is in relation to yachts and boats?

I'm not even done with Andrew, though. Hit your points. And the thing is, like, he's so, like, he's not afraid to make fun of himself. I think, like, maybe I'm misreading this, but I'm so deep on Andrew Garfield, Twitter, that he had a birthday party in Italy with his friend. And I'm pretty sure it was, like, a Barbie theme. And I think his Ken on his Barbie cake is him in this, like, this moment. I think he's wearing goggles and his swimming trunks on his birthday.

cake. So like so what a cool dude to embrace that. Do they have them custom made in Positano to, to, I think it's just like a normal ken, but they put glasses and a bathing suit on it. I'm pretty sure. Like it's not like a super high quality photo, but from my constant zooming in and constant scouring the internet, I'm pretty sure that's what's going on. I love him. I love this man. As my good friend and podcast co-host, Connor Wood said, I'm addicted to this man. Facts. Facts.

Sorry, go ahead. No, no, no. It just reminded me and it's funny. Oh my God, I'm so sweaty from that segment. You're sweaty. I'm soaked through the back of my shirt. Yeah, me too. It's all I could find on Twitter.

So basically, like, this morning, I always do, like, the last minute dive to see if anything's happened so we can be, like, the podcast that breaks some news. Yeah. We just never are. Uh-huh. But there's, did you see that whole brawl breakout? an Alabama on that boat? No, I saw, that's interesting.

You bring that up. I saw something on Twitter this morning that was like a photo of like some middle aged women and men on a boat saying like they had no idea what was coming, like the calm before the storm. And I was like, ooh, what happened? But I guess that's what you're about to tell me. I'm in such a deep dive. Okay.

So basically this is in Alabama and these people had a pontoon boat that they had rented, I think it looked like. And one of the workers that's, working the dock was like you need to move your pontoon there's a big dinner boat dinner crew's like coming in to be parked there and they just like said no and like went dinner and so the dude was like untying their pontoon and like sorry like you got to move the pontoon and they came running down and just like jump the employee like all these like dudes and I just I mean like I went on a deep dive this morning he's on for this basically he look at him toss his hat off

Right here, when he realized it's about to go down, he tosses his hat off. And then just basically, and then all of their family. You know, and then it's Alabama. It's like a bunch of... Montgomery, Alabama, that's where Tristan's from. Yeah. And it was a riverboat ride. Oh.

Like, look at them. They're all beating up the employee. Yeah. They're needing assistance. This young man mentally jumps off. You'll see him in a second. Jumps off the riverboat cruise and starts swimming. to the dock to help the employee.

There he is. Oh, they're bad people. Yeah, they're horrible people. But I don't know. It's just like an insane situation. Like on what planet? There's so many angles of this fight too that I just did a deep dive this morning.

I wish I knew more. But obviously by the time that this comes out on Thursday will have had every angle known to man, probably including the drones that were in Italy. Right. Andrew Garfield are going to make their way to Montgomery, Alabama. Right.

Aerial footage of this. fight wow it was massive but i mean it was that's like absurd no thoughts it just go no thoughts forever it looks like an avengers scene that is really nutty anyways that's all i just i wanted to highlight that because yeah thanks for highlight everything on my trending twitter i was like oh why is michael phelps trending it was about that man jumping off the riverboat groups oh the way and i love you updating me on news because like i'm not going to be able to get it because my whole Twitter feed is Andrew Garfield on the yacht. Yeah.

So I also got some of that as well. Well, here's a big piece of breaking news as well. Did you see John Legend came out and announced that didn't come out? Oh, sorry. That was misleading. We could break some news right now. It's a lie, but we could break it. He came out with an announcement that he is the new face of Neopets.

So. I didn't know that. Congratulations, John. We're stoked for you over here at BNCMAP. Big ventures. Big business opportunities coming. Love it. It's really something else.

Did you ever do neopets? No. Did you do Webkins? No. Did you do a club penguin? Yes. Okay. I think that's the father's son, holy spirit.

The Holy Trinity. The Holy Trinity of being a child on a desktop computer in your parents' office. Yeah. My parents' office desktop computer. I played Runecape. Oh, I never did that. I think you would have liked it. Oh, what am I thinking of that was that website of games?

mini clips who bug on a wire oh my god I've goosebumps bug on a wire let's play bug on a wire on the bonus let's play Aqua Energizer I don't know Aqua Energizer

Whoa I miss brick breaker on my dad's Blackberry did you ever have that human experience I bought a Blackberry on eBay and it didn't have

phone service just to just to carry around so everyone would think I had a Blackberry but all I could do on was play brick breaker. That is like, that's what sucks about modern technology is like,

you're making it too good. Like, I liked being able to just move a thing back and forth to catch my brick. Like, I don't need any more advanced technology than that. Bring back like OG,

like limited computer programming that made brick breaker. Does that make sense? Yeah, technology has gone too far. Yeah, it's gone too far. Yeah. We don't need chat, GBT. No, and then new Tomogachi's too,

suck. Sorry. Damn. Sorry to Tamagachi. But like I got one like in 2020 like during the peak of COVID. And everyone thought it was your diabetes? No, that was something else. That's when I thought somebody had a tomogachi and I said, oh my God, is that a tomaguchi? And they said, no, it's my insulin pump. So that was different. That was a different experience.

But what I'm talking about is my tamagotchi that I got that's just like none of the original games that were on my OG Tamagotamagot. when I was younger. You cannot connect with friends, which is the whole point. You can't make babies with your friends. That's a kicker. Yeah.

Oh, actually, I think you can, but it's not, it's something different. It's not the same. Times changed. It's making me sick to talk about. Let's go to the bonus. Just one more TBT. Yeah.

Do you remember when McDonald's used to give like a little iPod player and you got a song in your Happy Meal and you would keychain it on... Hit clips. Yeah. Mine was Hillary Duffso yesterday. I know I had one from InSink

and I had one from like a Britney Spears song and you popped them in. They were awesome. Bring those back. You popped them in. And every song that you could listen to could fit in the palm and it was a physical thing

that you could put in your hand. Like I'm all about... Anyone remember those? Yeah, Connor, of course. I don't understand why... Who's my first one called today? Why does getting new technology mean we have to get rid of the old?

Who was it? Mm-mm. It's like an important phone call. Why is you? I'm here. Okay. Do you want to wrap up so you can take that call and then we can go to the bonus? Yeah.

I think that this is a call I need to take for legal matters. Oh, I'm excited to hear about that. So. Why would someone call without? I always, it's so scary. I always think I'm in deep trouble. Yeah, without a text first. Yeah, that's really scary.

It is 20, 23. Shoot me a text. Right. Is now okay? Hey, quick question. Doesn't fit in a text. Shoot me a text. I completely agree.

I don't even have anything to say. Getting two missed calls from your mom or dad. The rest of my family's dead. Call. Hey, what's up? Hey, mom. It's 11 a.m. on a Tuesday. Normal time for me not to be answering my phone.

Call me, period. Yeah. Death in the family. Yeah. Dog's dead. Dog's dead. I'm waiting on that call. That sucks.

sucks. So sad. It's so interesting. Like, I don't know how it's timed out this way, but like all of our friends, like all of our family dogs are the exact same age, like about to pass on to the next realm. Like, how did that line up like that? I don't know. That's a good point. Yeah. Like, okay. But I also want to say, we're all going through it together. I want to say in Maine, also, you just reminded me that it's like baby season and Cody Coe and Kelsey Coe. Like, Baby Co. Baby Co. Baby Co. Baby Boy Co. I feel like I just feel like I'm just like a fan. Right. I feel like their biggest fan. Like I'm so. No. I feel like I'm having a huge parisocial reaction. I forget that I know them. Like I'm just so excited. I had the same thing. I was like my parents are having a baby. No, I literally saw it on Instagram. I was like oh my God. Cody Coe and Kelsey Crepple are pregnant. Like that is like I'm so. Like it feels mind. It feels mind blowing. It's mind-blowing. It's mind-blowing when your parents are having a baby.

We need to rewind because I also got tagged in their post yesterday about 15 times saying, OMG, Easter egg. Because I think when Kelsey was on the podcast a couple weeks ago, I was like, you are going to be pregnant. Yeah, that's what she was, we knew at that point. We had no idea. Yeah. Oh, no way.

So I think she's a good. She must have made a face. Yeah. I didn't know, guys. She's good. I didn't know. I remember being like, but yeah.

Oh, how exciting. Yeah, I mean, people caught that. Anyway, keep your eyes on that's pace. The BNC QAnon group caught that. Aw.

Conspiracy theorists. I think you see Swifties because we're reclaiming conspiracy theories as positive. Let's, yeah, let's do that. We should keep those two separate.

Conspiracy theories can be good. Yeah. I think we should really. And they can be fun. Yeah. It's like a real life puzzle. Bring fun conspiracy theories back. Yeah.

L-O-L at us moving right past the aliens. I don't give a shit. They are real, right? Like, confirmed. No one even cares. Hey, man, let's wrap up. Four decades. We demanded transparency from the government.

We need these aliens real. We got it and we said, okay. No, more people care about Andrew jumping off the yacht than the aliens, as they should. Yeah. As they should. Guys, thank you so much for listening today. I've got to call my lawyer and then go pee. and I want to remind everybody

to please subscribe to our YouTube channel. Merch is out as well. Do those two things. More than two things is too much to ask. Two things is fine. Yeah, so we'll see you in the bonus. Bye, guys, thanks for this day.

Bye, thank you. Okay, we are absolutely so back right now because we're going to call our man, Vito. We're going to give Vito a little call and here I go, I'm pushing the button. Go do it, and I'm sitting right here because I'm shy and I like talking on the phone. so making Connor do the heavy lifting.

Yo. What the hell do you want? Hey, Vito. It's your worst nightmare. I have my friend that me, George. He always calls, we always answer it the same way. So he called me and I go,

what the hell do you want? He goes, what the hell do you want? You're the one to answer. I was so nervous about what I was going to say first, but you just kind of, it's Connor, by the way. Sorry. Well, because I. I got used to my sister-in-law.

She would call only when she needs something. I need something, need something. Well... You know, you know, like, let me borrow that. Oh, do you have some... It's not... Well, we don't... You've already done...

You've already done more than enough for us. You know, it's Brooke, too. It's Brooklyn Connor. From the pizza video. Did you watch the video? Yeah, I watched it. It was so good. anything you're in right so i said oh like so i was laughing because i forgot what the people

yeah oh well it's it's it's it's kind of low-key viral right now it's like it's got like a hundred thousand views on youtube you have a lot of fans just about everyone everyone loves you we need to have you on the podcast i'm freaking ready okay i love to hear abito i love the energy I just look like If you guys want to hear the full phone call with Vito Go ahead and go ahead and It's on our new YouTube channel

www. www. YouTube.com slash at BNCMAP That's right Brooke Good job. Thanks. This week I'm close friends I'm about to see someone die

And everyone's cheering and filming I'm like where do we live right now? He needs to be put in jail Oh my God, I've been on that slide. No. 100%. That is genuinely like you would have a stroke and then go out that night. Yeah.

Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Can you give me a favor really quickly? And fuck off? Yeah. Do you mind?

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