Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Tag Who You Want To Fark

Episode Date: February 23, 2023

MERCH: http://bncmerch.com  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: http://bit.ly/3m2q8hu  This week, Brooke and Connor are Burnin’ Up after spending the weekend with the Jonas Brothers! Brooke also breaks down the struggles of meeting your childhood tier 1 (aka avoiding them at all costs). Plus, Connor explains all the reasons why you should NOT eat shrimp. It has a poop sack. Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights  Email us at [e-mail] !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BANDC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Get PayPal Honey for FREE at https://JoinHoney.com/bandc  Go to https://HelloFresh.com/bandc65 and use code bandc65 for 65% off plus free shipping! B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 Going Through Hyperfixations 1:58 Beta Fish Trauma 4:49 Intro 5:24 Welcome Back To BNCMAP 6:17 Sleeping Rituals 8:58 A Really Cool Weekend Recap 10:41 ZocDoc 12:21 Listening To The New Jonas Brothers Album 13:03 Casually Meeting The Jonas Brothers 14:48 Brooke Running Away From The Jonas Brothers 18:06 Getting Intimate With Joe Jonas 18:41 Connor Explains His Tik Tok 21:00 The Jonas Brothers Ride 23:04 Honey 24:09 The Jonas Brothers Concert 26:56 Connor's After Party 28:13 Brooke's Photo With Nick 30:39 How To Talk To Celebrities 31:39 Becoming Desensitized To Celebs 32:45 Watching Tiger Woods 35:20 Hello Fresh 37:58 What We Are Giving Up For Lent 41:09 Would You Rather... 43:17 Family Style Dinners Suck 45:55 Digestion Is A Mindset 48:55 Internet Discourse 50:26 Everything Is Bad For You 53:34 Connor's Car Crash 55:19 When Your Friends Become Professionals  56:47 Shrimp Are Gross 1:00:32 Seasonal Depression Is Back 1:01:57 Building A Shark Sanctuary 1:03:54 Avril Lavigne & Tyga Dating? 1:05:40 Smooches!!!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I was testing you. What was I saying? No, it's not funny. Like, it's gotten so. Drink some water. I have been forgetting about what I've been thinking about in the middle of thinking it. Like, I'll be like having some sort of delusional fantasy and then be like, wait, what just happened? Scary.

Yeah. But as I was saying. I really think you developed like late onset ADHD somehow. I know. I think that it's always been there. It's just like I haven't had time to focus on it because the anxiety piece has been just like so dominant. But now that that's getting a little bit more under control, the ADHD is kind of stepping in. Step to the front.

Totally. Now if you could just remind me what we were talking about at the beginning. Yeah. We were talking about how like you could only hyperfixing it one thing at a time. So like you kind of given up, you've taken a step back from knitting. Right. To focus on your animal. On my Frankie.

Yeah. If you go to my TikTok, it's like very clearly like split up into just hyperfixation chunks. Like there's not one like common theme. It's like, okay, I was reading my diary here. I was answering questions here. Yeah. I was knitting here. And now it's just a guinea pig.

Can only focus on one thing at a time. Have you been posting a bunch of guinea pig content? Well, I debuted her on TikTok yesterday. which I was hesitant to do because the guinea pig community is like, I had no idea. Yeah. I had no idea. How was I to know that just like everything,

everything you do is wrong? Yeah. Like it doesn't matter that I love that thing with like everything I have more than I love my own biological child. Can't pet her both ways because it hurts her skin. Okay, perfect. Just like everything, like me cuddling her. You're going to, okay.

That was like when I got that beta fish. Remember I had that beta fish? Well, to be fair, you were... It did pass on. Yeah. Like, not like the best. Not because of me. I don't...

No, no, no. They were like, I got it, like a five-gallon bowl. It's a beta fish. And they were like, it needs a bigger ball. I'm like, ratio-wise, this is quadrupled the size of my apartment. Right. So it's fine. And also, I saved it from a cup at the pet store.

So I'm pretty sure he's stoked. Did I ever tell you about my beta fish bubbles? No. bubbles I had for years and I was obsessed with him and he developed a really bad like rash all over his body that was kind of just like clearly the end but we took him to Petco because they have like a beta fish doctor and they were like okay leave him for a few hours and then come back so we left and then came back and I was looking at the beta fish for sale and they had put bubbles for sale and I was able to recognize it. because of the severity of his skin rash. And that's malpractice. And then I was like, this is my fish. And they were like, no, it's not.

And then they went to the back to find Mr. Bubbles and couldn't. So clearly it wasn't. I don't know, like, how closely HIPAA violations apply to Petco. That's just like a crazy thing to do is put him back on sale. What if someone had bought him? Because they were like, wow, this is some sort of magical fish because of his illness. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't think, like, I think the fish turns out. Turnover rate, unfortunately, in the United States, is probably pretty high. So they're just trying to get that profit margin as big as they can. So you doubling that for them. Totally. But it's just like, okay, don't focus on me and my guinea pig. Focus on that kind of horrible mistreatment of Mr. Bubbles. Right.

Right. Right. Yeah. May you rest. May you rest. Wait, how do you know he passed shortly after that? Because I took him home and he died. So you re-bought Mr. Bubbles back?

No, they were. I finally, they were like, oh, yeah, that is your fish. Whoa. Yeah, and they didn't treat him for his sickness. I don't, I'm taking a shot in the dark, but I really don't know if, like, they're... No, I know that now, but I didn't at the time because they said, yeah, we'll look at him. I would say, like, most of the time the people selling you fish, like, out of that, like, bucket or, like, 14. I was eight.

Oh, so they had six years on you at least. Mm-hmm. Okay. I mean, someone tells you they're going to fix your fish and your eight. You say, okay. You know? Good on you for being so aware of bubbles condition and like being like, oh, that's still my fish. And I'll take him back.

Yeah. Please. And thank you. Give me that back. Yeah. Hey, Brooke. Hi, Connor. Are you ready to MAP?

I'm ready to pee. Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome. Oh, I thought I was responsible for an animal. 11 when I was 5. Where were you? In Pennsylvania. Touch grass, might I suggest.

We're just going to dive right in today. Hey guys, welcome back to B&CMAP. Kind of like a day we're having over here in Harvard this morning. Just like, how would you see your feeling? I can't move my neck for some reason either direction. So like, if you see me kind of turn like this, I'm not mad. No, I know. I'm not squaring up

I'm just, I'm stiff as a board over here. Totally. How are you feeling? Like, drained. Because postpartum, like being a mom is like very hard as they say. For sure.

I keep having weird dreams too and then I'm doing that thing recently where I'm like I keep thinking I've slept through a whole day for some reason recently. That's the worst. So I haven't been sleeping at all. And I don't have an RR ring, but the iPhones have a setting now where you can set your bedtime. I will say that it does remind you twice pretty intensely while you're out with people that it's time for bed. What's your bedtime?

10. That's reasonable. Yeah, but it goes, ding-t-d-ding, ding-d-d-ding. And if your phone's sitting up, it goes, it's bedtime, period. And then the second one is, time for bed, period. and it turns her phone on do not to serve, which I like. Yeah. Because I'll be in bed and I forget that it's on do not to serve.

But then it wakes you up so gently, which is awesome. I need that. And it starts very slowly. Sound or vibration? Sound, no vibration. I can't do vibration. I have PTSD about vibrations in my bed. From?

From? When I used to have my old job, my bosses would text me at all hours and I'd be like, we actually need this right now. Right. It could be like four in the morning or five in the morning. I don't always like, so still a text message will wake me out. Uh-huh. Wow.

Light sleeper. Yeah, my sleep tracker thing is like, oh, you slept for four hours last night, which is weird because I was in bed for eight. Just like REM? You were in REM for four hours? Yeah, I was fully awake. I was like, I might as well get up. Wow.

Yeah. I keep thinking there's a dog at the bottom of my bed. You keep saying that. I know. It's the weirdest thing. I don't know if it's like I'm having some sort of restless leg, but I just keep feeling like a rustling. at the bottom of my bed

and no one's there like I'll jolt up yeah I can't think I can't see anything visible that it would be I don't think I'm moving my body why'd you go to a dog

I you know the feeling of just there being a dog at the bottom of your bed really just like it kind of like I maybe like resting on your feet

or rustling it's a rustling it's like somebody's on my legs and then like moving a shift in pressure weight and mixed with a wrestling. I don't know what that sensation could be. I don't know either.

Ghost. A ghoul, maybe. Cool. You should do a fiancee. I'd rather not. I'd rather just leave it B. I don't think a seancee has ever benefited anyone. Like, I feel like it always gets worse once you kind of start that.

Hmm. Those processes. I guess I've never done one, so I don't know. That's why I got that book out of my apartment. The dictionary? There was some sort of entity in that in that dictionary over here. Yeah. Which, that feels more comfortable.

Yeah, there's room to grow up here in the space. You're not alone and stuff. Yeah, exactly. How was your weekend? It was really cool. Yeah. Yeah, it was a cool weekend. Right.

We did something super fun and super cool. Yeah. Which was. We got invited to go to... Okay, so remember how a couple of... weeks ago I was saying I really need to start reading invites. Yes. So like I was really unaware of what we were doing.

I thought we got invited to go to a Jonas Brothers concert in Vegas. Right. Right. And we were. I was like, cool. Yeah. I want to go to John. I love Jonas Brothers. Yeah. So it was this company called the A-list and they put together these like, but like bizarrely. I think I can use the word bizarre in a positive way, right? Because they're so intimate and so interesting and so. Unique? Unique, I think is the word you're looking for. maybe.

Powerfully unique. Basically, the whole trip was they invited a handful of influencers, and then I was listening to the radio on the way here. Apparently, one of the hosts of Kiss FM, radio guy, remember? Yeah. Was on with us as well,

and she was like, it was so cool. Basically, they chartered a plane, and it was a big plane. It was 80 people. Yeah. And it was like a Delta flight, and they curated the whole thing where it was a Jonas Brothers heir.

And then they gave us some drinks, and we flew. and it was a bunch of like Britney Broski is there. Who else was there? Sally Dar. I took Hank. Just like a lot of people you would see on your phone. Yeah.

LaRae. Yeah. Who I can't think of anyone else. I'm having a mental block too, but Lissa. Yeah. Just like a lot of fun people. Natalie Jane Sings was there. Yes.

Oh, Natalie. The other Natalie. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of people. Anyways, it was really cool. It's obviously like a 40-minute flight to get there. like had a drink on the plane landed took a bus club another bus another club we literally took a bus to this place that was like a venue and we're sitting there and I'm like what's going to go like

they said that we're going to go on a ride to experience the new album the new Jonas Brothers which is like so good because we got to listen to it we got to listen to it they took our phones away that was the most I've ever needed my phone to share to share things we got to listen into like five songs and it's like each song was like the caliber of burning up like that good but before we even went so they they okay before we even went in we're sitting there we're having drinks we're enjoying we're having a couple of those sit we just walked right in and we walk in and we walk in and then all the sudden who's behind us the Jonas brothers so three of them way too we were missing frankie there frankie wasn't there i was wishing frankie me too he wasn't there they just walk in and since it is like a

bunch of influencers that like want to be invited to other things we recall i think most people are kind of like oh it's the Jonas brothers kind of like looking around i was keeping like cool yeah well you had immediately yeah i made my way to the front of the crowd yeah and i said okay if no one else is going to jump in i'll do it right so i jumped in i filmed my content because i wanted to knock out the stuff i've been i've been trying to be more mindful about posting things as people want to see that stuff right and so the joan the the the trio the three mesqueteers come in and And they are the nicest people I've ever met. And it was almost like uncomfortably comfortable.

They weren't in a rush to like hug you and leave. They were like, hey, what's, oh, I love your hat. Where's that hat? And I'm like, oh, you don't have to talk to me if you don't want to. It was like I needed to be eased into that experience. And it wasn't an ease in situation. It was not an easy. It was a walk in face to face with Nick.

Like that's not going to work for me. At all, by the way. I needed like 45 minutes of like exposure therapy of like maybe Nick like peaked his head out. Okay, getting used to getting used to that. Okay, maybe Joe will come out for a second. Goes back immediately. Like I was needing like foreplay. But to be thrown right into that, I reacted really poorly to that.

Did you? Poorly, honor. Like, and you know, I was obsessed with the Jonas Brothers growing up. That goes without saying. But it had been that obsession, like, of course I've loved them. this whole time, but the obsession piece has been dormant. Okay? The second I lay eyes on them, wakes up, okay, comes to the front of my brain.

I see them. They're close to me. I turn my back. Each time they came in my general direction, I would turn my back to them because I, like, it felt wrong, like, it felt almost, like, disrespectful for me to, like, be in their presence. Like, I felt, I just, like, felt too casual. It was, I felt like I was disrespecting them. It was unbelievably casual.

And they weren't, like I said, they weren't, like, rushing in and out. Obviously, the purpose of us being invited there was because they wanted us to make content and post with them. That's this new, like, era of marketing and, like, launching products. Like, Selena Gomez did this with her stuff. And, like, you saw all those people post with Selena Gomez, you know? Like, it's like, how did you get in a room?

It's like, oh, this is a thing that, like, people are doing, you know, and this is for their album. You want to say that they don't need this process. But like... Well, they want this too. Yeah, right. Right. And it was the coolest experience.

And the guys, I love one you don't even need to be nice. Like, he could have, Nick Jonas could have socked me in the face and he'd be like, yeah. So nice. Part of the whole experience. That's the 360 Jonas by their experience is one sock in the face from Nick Jonas. But they were so nice. Try to give Joe my hat, probably overstuffed. I tried to give him my margarita.

He said he was fine. He said he was, he would see. find me after the show and grab my hat from me. He said he missed out on the tequila. I said, have my margarita. He said, no. He probably was needing to let everyone know that he's not a charity case. Right. But it was so cool. I got a TikTok with Nick. I just remember. I totally forgot that I got it. It didn't go the way I had written it.

That'll happen. And that's totally fine. I just like, I'm so scared that I'm going to annoy them by like asking for a picture or anything that I just avoid them in a way that is probably more. annoying. No. Like literally me just like sprinting like a little girl away the second they come anywhere near me. They're probably like what the fuck like this is. They're probably like czar. They were. I think at one point like Joe was introducing himself to like Saladar Sarah. I had I walked away before he got to me. I was with you. I was I was I was the one that was filming. Right. Saladar handing me her phone to film that interaction which she's going to have such A1 content. I was I was nailing it. I was getting all the angles of her hugging him and and shaking and

throwing out. There's something wrong with me. I can't do it. I can't have a normal. Yeah, I got a photo because my friend Alexa was like, can you take a photo of me and Joe? So I took that and I was like, do you mind if I step in? Said the weirdest thing to Joe that I can't even repeat because it makes me want to crawl into my body. And I can't mind. It was so bad. It was just like, ew. So I was thinking the whole time that the same thing, I was like, wow, it's probably the most around. And I was like, no, there's definitely more annoying. No, I like, I really think I was like, they were like what is wrong with what is wrong what is wrong well really what is wrong with her more realistically they probably didn't like care or notice me but in my head they were like what like she

has you just you just sparked a new memory of me because i think it was a combo of me having that insanely strong drink on the plane and then insanely strong drink when i got there and then the jonest brother's walking in where like it was almost like such a blur talking to them but i was talking to joe and i go what's that jacket you're wearing i really like that jacket it's really cool and And he goes, I don't know, check. I'm hands deep in Joe Jonas's shirt and jacket. Oh, Joe, there's no label on it. Like, did you drift?

Did you thrift this jacket, do you think? That jacket was what Elaine wore that in Seinfeld. You know, I liked it. Yeah. Oh, no. Okay, let's talk about this. So I immediately edited this thing to post it in real time so that I could be done. and because everyone was already posting,

so it wouldn't have been shocking where I'm taking Hank because it was a joke, the whole, like, the kids going to Disney World, but their parents say they're going to the dentist. Like, that was, and people literally think I'm being serious

that, like, Conner's in his David Dobrick phase. Like, they thought that that was... What did you do? Like, I basically told my roommate, Hank, it was a joke thing. We were kind of being, like, funny, fake. I'm like, Hank hates the dentist.

He thinks she's going to the dentist. Why would I be Ubering with my roommate to the dentist? So basically took him all the way there What he didn't know is at the end here And he's not like the biggest Jonas Brothers fan So like he didn't know at the end here That I was gonna say I walked him over he's blindfolded

And I go take off your blindfold We're here at the dentist And I tell the Jonas brother There's the first word I said to the Jonas brother He thinks he's at the dentist And they're like Okay And he takes off his blind

And Hank is now like, hey, how's it going? I'm Hank. He wasn't like, oh, he was like, and how are you guys doing? Is he good night, solid night. And that was the whole thing. And so I posted this that night. My caption, six drinks deep, I think at this point, tag who you want to FARC.

And I can't turn it on private because I think I promoted it that night. like so that more people would see it faster. And so now I was like, fuck. Why'd I captioned at that? Because their team saw this and reposted it on the Jonas Brothers account. No, that was fully Joe's account. What? Your video.

Joe Jonas reposted your video. So did the Jonas Brothers account. I didn't even see Joe Jonas reposted my video. No, Joe, like Joe saw that himself. I would assume Joe has control of his account. Joe posted that. Okay, well, Joe knows that several people tagged him

as their choice in FARC. And FARC, but it. Yeah. Who wouldn't FARC Joe? I would FARC Joe. Being that close to someone... They are gorgeous. Not that it matters. No, I need to say this.

No, it does matter. I need to say this. They are... And talented and smart. Well, I need to know how old... How old is Joe? Probably like 29 or 30. looks like it was chiseled out of porcelain.

It was, I was, I was really... 33. Okay, well, so he's a child. Yeah, they're super young. Okay, I was thinking, I don't know why I thought he was 50. No. But he's, he's awesome. So basically, that's not even the experience.

So, like, that was enough for me. I was ready to get back on the plane, go back to, go back, you're in Vegas, go back home. Do we even say we were going in Vegas? Yeah. Okay. So we go over this place called Flyover Vegas,

and if you've been to Disneyland or anything, there's those rides where you're, you're sitting in the chair and there's that like 360 screen and it's round. Like the Harry Potter ride. Yeah. They spray you with mist and you're going through a waterfall and it honestly was tripping me out a little bit. And it's like a full sensory experience, but they synced it up with the new Jonas Brothers album.

So like I was getting and you're on this ride. I felt like we were upside down and several times. You were just like seeing different scenery that like didn't match the song at all. So it would be like this like awesome pop beat and then you would kind of just like fly over some buffalo in a field. Well, there was one like really rock song that like had a drop and you're running with these wild horses. And I was like, oh, and then the horses stop and you drop off a cliff and go through a waterfall. And that's when the song kind of bim-m-bow, and I was like, so cool.

And they had like GoPro's filming like our reactions. It was really cool. There was one point when we flew over an old farm town. I need to know. Did you smell anything? No. someone shit their pants on my part of the ride and I'm not kidding and I will I promise you I will verify with Brittany Brookesky because she looks at me and goes do you and I was like no I thought I figured it was you and then that was it I thought or so I thought I obviously didn't read the invite we go from there back onto the bus and go to the Jonas Brothers actual like arena concert it was crazy and then they put us right down in the front.

You were, she was front row. It was so, so, so, so, so awesome, so awesome. I was right behind her. Brittany was right behind me. I was like having the time of my life. Natalie, Allios. And oh my God, wait, you know who was there that was having the time of their life? Who?

I've actually never seen someone have this much fun in a concert. Haley Lou Richardson. Oh, she's in like one of their new music videos because she was also at the flyover. thing that we were at. She was briefly, but came in, came out. She seemed so sweet. She was to my right headbanging

every single word, just like crack, like it was cracking me up. Yeah, no, it was a blast. They did like all the Disney hits and then like Sucker. And they did like their own songs. They did like DNCE songs and like Nick songs, but they all did it.

Like Joe singing jealous was such a power and spiritual experience. Then I'm so glad that I got to experience that. They also did some from the, they did one of the songs from the new album. Yeah, I think it's Wings coming out this Friday. Nice promo bro.

Yeah. Get us invited back. Yeah. I hope I can get invited back to. Maybe I can. I'm feeling like super embarrassed about my behavior now that we're kind of like hashing it out. No, no, no.

Everyone listened to the album this Friday. There, twice. and remember to hop on over to TikTok and tag who you want to FARC. I'm just thinking it would have been so easy for me to be like, hey, I'm Brooke, nice to meet you, thanks for having us. How easy would that be? And I could have not had six drinks. It shoulda, coulda would you. It's fine. It already happened. Guys, on the plane ride home, Lissa pierced both of my ears. So that's the level of drinking that I was on. And I had fallen asleep.

Yeah. So, yeah, I was really fine. That's why my ears are kind of swollen and probably infected. Right. That's okay. Yeah. You piercing your ears as a sign of a good night, usually. I mean, we all had a good night. I got off the plane and invited every person I met that night over to my house.

And then I didn't go to my house. I went straight to the brig, which I thought that, which is a bar in the west side, L.A., that a lot of people said that they were going to. And then when I got to the break, I go, I want to go to bed. So everyone had gone to my house And then I said, we're at the break. And then they went to the brig and I switched spots And I went home and went to bed.

That's a good marketing strategy. It was great because I ended up going to bed at like 12, 30 instead of. Because we left to go there at 4 p.m. And we got back at 11.30 p.m. So it was like a seven hour thing. And I think that is all I have on that. Okay, well, did you see my picture, the pictures that I got? No.

I had gotten, I had managed to get, one with Joe. Oh. Which was the worst picture that I've ever taken, but I don't care. And my camera was super greasy, as always. That's fine. But then my one with Nick was me kind of just jumping into other people's pictures because I was too scared to ask him for a solo.

And he has his arm around me. But if you look closely, you'll see that there's an inch. He wasn't able to touch me at all. It was kind of like hand behind me without not touching. And then fingers like hovering over my shoulder. shoulder because that's more intimate if you think about it like the anticipation of like maybe I'm going to touch your shoulder but not right now yeah not in this photo maybe later so that's cool that I have that with Nick and then yeah blurry photo with Joe and I didn't get a chance to talk

to Kevin just due to him coming over and me walking the other direction but he seemed like such a sweetheart well we've all known that about Kevin that's true that's nothing new such good brothers If I could go back in time, I would have practiced more what I would say and do upon meeting them. But you just never know. It just, you know, it never works out the way you thought. I had a full TikTok that I wrote with Nick and then it didn't work out because he ended up agreeing with me. Right. And that like, and I'm not even to tell you.

I might post it. It was so cringy because when I was sitting next time, I like just hand my phone over thinking, let me just get this out of the way. He doesn't want to talk to me anyways. and when he sees where fun me he's like oh are we doing a TikTok I was like oh did you someone like Chad he he's so sweet they were so nice and I was like oh now I feel like a dick he's trying to have fun and I'm trying to just like cash in on this moment um there was one point that they were taking pictures in a photo booth and I was asking the woman in charge of the photo booth I was like do you think you

could get me in a picture with Nick and she was like yeah of course and then Nick started walking away and the woman was like wait Nick can you come back and get a picture with this girl and at that point I had walked away. Like I could not do it. Yeah. I couldn't do it. Like it just felt like, again, too casual. Like it felt disrespectful to look them in the eye.

Next time. Next time. Next time. And that's what I'll tell on my stuff. And that's on growth. Yeah. I wish there was a class. Like you know how there's Toastmasters where it helps you public speak and you give toast in

front of people? I wish that I could go to one that's like, we're going to bring in like an A-less celebrity and you're going to have to have a conversation. Oh, hello. Yeah. Just like normal people. What's your name? My favorite thing to do when like a big celebrity introduces him.

Something me, I'm like, oh, what was that? Nice to meet you. And not to be a dick, but just like, so that they feel like. To humble them? No, no, no, no. Not to be a dick. Just to be like, not be like, what was that? But be like, hi, I'm Connor.

And they'll be like, hi, I'm blank. Right. Nice to meet you. Right. Instead of running away and stuff? No, no, instead of just being like, oh, I know who you are. Did you think that the Jonas Brothers would think we didn't know who they were? That is a specific case where it wouldn't work.

Right. Who have you done that on? I can't remember. And I wouldn't. Like Ashen Coucher? No. Obviously. Damn.

Well, really. I am a little bit worried, and this is something I was thinking on the plane ride back and something that I want to bring up with my therapist. Who, by the way, did I tell you I started doing every other week with my therapist. It's crazy, like, just how fast the night changes. Like, she doesn't even know about Frankie my guinea pig. Oh. Like, wild when you skip a week how much info you have. Right. Something to think about. But, like, I'm scared to, that I'm, like, becoming. And now that I think about it, I don't think I am because of the way I reacted with the brothers. You haven't said what you are yet.

Right. Becoming desensitized to those kind of experiences. Like, that's my worst fear. Yeah. Is that I would do something like that and be like, okay. which like I don't think I was because I was freaking out so much but like the next morning I kind of got over it which I don't like like I want to be thinking about something like that for the rest of my life yeah it just gets a little scary when you start like doing stuff like that and then it like kind of becomes like okay kind of normal like I don't want that you know that's something that I was thinking about that's a good fear to have yeah it's healthy

Thanks Sunday I went to Insult Tiger Woods Play golf which is really cool Oh So I had like a big celebrity You went there You were there?

Saturday. That was there Saturday Oh okay Oh I saw that Isn't Tiger a canceled king? I don't know I think he was canceled before Like canceling Was he, hang on

Was he canceled for just cheating on his wife Did he also cheat the game? No No No he's the game king of golf. He's the king of goal. In my understanding. He just cheated on his wife. Oh, that's fine. Kidding. Well,

kidding. Wait. He should have done it this year because that's like the thing to do this year apparently. He's like cheat on your significant other. Did you see? Did you see? No, this doesn't really matter. Just say it. Shakira, you know, Shakira found out her husband was cheating on her because we talked about this. Because she has jam. I know. I'm just going to recap. No word.

She had jam in the fridge. She knows that her husband, who was an athlete of some sort of peaks, like doesn't like jam, and she got home and the jam had been tampered with. Right. Did she planted the jam? Did she planted the jam? No, she did not. Did I say did she planted the jam?

She did not planted the jam. But the sleuth queen got home, and she said, my hips don't lie, and this jam don't lie. Someone's been in my jam. So she was skeptical of the jam. in the first place because why would there be jam if my husband doesn't like jam? So then she began monitoring the jam? No, no, no. The jam had been tampered with enough.

The evidence had been tampered with enough. Almost like a Goldilocks level. Someone's been in my home. And she found out through something else that he had been, I think she might have just approached Peaks and said, Cheater. And he said, yeah. So basically, Peaks and his new girl are fully dating and they went out to a restaurant. Restaurant owner kicked him out because he loves Shakira.

Awesome. I love that. Yeah. Well, Shakira's worshipped like a god in a lot of places, like a lot of places. If I had known who he was, I would have picked out of my establishment. Yeah. Don't particularly, like I don't not like Shakira, but I don't have any like strong affinity for her. Yeah.

Because I'm even, you know, I'm scared of that song, She Wolf. You are scared of She Wolf. But I would do that too if anyone, for anyone that was cheated on. Mm-hmm. You know? That's my deadliest sin. I thought yours was unsolicited advice. That's true, but that's my deadliest sin that's already in the Bible.

Unsolicited advice is being put in the Bible. I know you're a big Bible girl. Yeah, I love it. You're a bit of a Bible beater. It's all my good reads. Yeah. Yeah. Which Testament's your favorite? Oh my God, it's a toss-up.

Mm-hmm. I'm kind of old-fashioned, so I kind of like old. Yeah. I think we share that, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. I think the Old Testament is like Jewish and Christian. Yeah.

Yeah. But the new one. Jewish and Gentile. Yeah. Jewish and non-Jewish. What is that what Gentile is? Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know why I always feel like that's a bad word. I know. Genitalia. So maybe something like that. Yeah. Speaking of, it's almost lent. Happy Lent, Connor. I think it is today.

And happy Lent to you as well. Oh, it's Lent today? I think so. I got to give something up. Something's got to give. What are you going to give up? All of my stuff like is still my New Year's resolutions that I haven't done. But was more one of your New Year's resolutions

Give up something Taking my phone in the shower Oh and you're still doing that Fully Do you have your aqua notes pat up in your new shower Then I think you should be able to leave it out Yeah you're right Leave it in your room

Like don't even bring it in the bathroom But I like music Bring your laptop in Oh okay Also bring my laptop into the shower Not into the shower Put it on your toilet Okay

That's what I do Yeah. If I'm taking a bath and I want to watch something, I'll put it on my toilet. You know, it's funny, while we're on this, so I have another, I have a set tonight, which again, I always say, I need to write these in advance. You were like, I wouldn't even go up and do this if it wasn't written like a week in advance. Right. What sucks about procrastination is that it always works. Like, it's never not worked for me. So I'm just, like, don't learn my lesson, even though I'm not sleeping this whole week and like I'm stressed and like whatever but I text my parents they were supposed to come in for it and so that was part of my set is that they were going to be here so

that's why I'm writing it no they're not coming but they uh my mom texts me um say a prayer and so now instead of writing my set I'm just gonna pray I'm gonna pray for a punchline about going to a strip club on Valentine's Day and maybe it will come to me yeah maybe it will come to me maybe it will come to me Why that specifically? Because I can't figure out a punchline to that. It's just sad. Maybe that's it. Oh, maybe that's the joke.

Yeah. Also, though, and I've said this to you 5,000 times, so I'm not going to say it again. Just do the set that you already have. So that set works in the beginning, but it doesn't work at the end. So I need to... Because it doesn't work in the sense

that people don't laugh. Yeah. Hmm. No, I just want it to be over, to be honest. Take one of your TikToks. Like, your TikTok is stand-up stuff. Mm-hmm. I may do that.

Yeah. No stress. Easy peasy. Yeah. I got six hours after we wrap up today. But, um. Okay, so what are you giving up for Lent? I don't know.

I'm trying to decide. Would you rather give up your phone or your ability to read? What could you do on your phone that's not reading? Look at pictures. Yeah, that's a good point. I could still watch my shark TikToks. Obsessed with, with Sea Life, by the way. Like hours at night watching whales, sharks.

Did you know they've known? never successfully had a great white in an aquarium. I've tried. You know, they've tried. Do you know that I do know that? No, I didn't. That's why I...

I do know that. I do know that. Okay, so if I could... I'd rather give up reading, the ability to read. Because then I would still have my shark talk. Me too. Yeah. Okay, cool.

Let me put on my glasses if we're going to do some of these wood your others. By the way, I don't think I could give up... Oh my God, give up showering. I could give up weed. I was actually thinking about giving up my baby. binkie and I don't know you call your weed pin? Yeah, it's my binky.

It's just like that's what it's become unfortunately. That's where we are. Okay. I would rather give, could I take a bath? I can't clean myself at all. No bathing. I mean, I would have to give it my binky but

like I would like be so miserable unfortunately because I can't shower. Oh, I can't. I can't either. I can't smoke weed. I'll have a, I'll explode.

But you do. No, I eat weed. Yeah, that's the same thing as far as this conversation's concerned. Oh, I would give that up.

I could do a high episode actually now that I have my binkie if we want to do one in the bonus. We should. Oh, because I don't panic on it. No, I can't. I can't today.

No, not today. I don't have my binky with me. Okay. But I could in general because the good thing about the binky is that it lasts like 15 minutes and it's like so controlled. Like you know exactly how much you're getting and how long it's going to last. Whereas an edible, it could be like three hours.

Yeah. No, I know. Yeah. I've had friends in town for like a week. And so I've been going to dinner with them. And that's like our thing that we do because like they're working during the day. Right. And so I both nights we've been, we went to John and Vinnie's one night, which was a restaurant.

in LA. It's like Italian food and it's just unbelievably dang but like everything on the menu. Have you ever about the chicken cutlet from there? Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God. No, I know. However, family style eating I'd rather I'd rather have them pre-cut everything for me and put it

on my plate because here's the thing. That's a family style eating if you want to be real. That's the family style eating. That's the family style eating. I don't want to like reach over and then like pass around a plate of brocolini and everyone gets like one half of a piece. I kind of like that because I end up like eating an appropriate amount. Well, I have shoving food in my mouth till I feel sick. I have this unspoken like competition with people at the table.

I'm like, they took too much of that meatball. Right. So I'm going to take more pasta when it gets to me. Yeah, that's totally. And like that's not fun for me because I'm, yeah, but I'm not, I'm not a hunter-gatherer. Like, there's going to be enough food or I could order more. Like, there's no need for me to have a competition. Be like, get your hands off my meatball.

Well, I'm like so self-conscious about it that I'll take like a very small amount of everything Because I'm scared that someone's gonna get it. Do you think that's a stress response where you're like, oh, I feel I think I'm just so worried constantly about people being annoyed by me And that's something that I would be annoyed by if somebody took like an inappropriate amount of something. Me, me. That I'm just like over-correcting. Yeah, no, I would be annoyed. Yeah, because of annoying.

But I also don't want that to bug me because of, Again, I'm not living in the woods, and I don't need to panic about my portions, because it's okay. You kind of do in a situation like that. We're in a restaurant, though. Like, I could simply order a second round of meatballs. But it would take too long.

Not at John and Vinnie's. It's just a hassle. It's hassle. It is one more thing, and then you're the one clearly bugged by someone taking too much meatballs, so you're ordering another round of meatballs. Anyways, it didn't happen that night in case anyone that was there,

It listens. There was like a bunch of people there. But then we went to Elefonte last night. Oh my God. It was, it's the exact same food I realized. Like, we ordered the exact same thing.

But I've just been eating so many calories of just bread and pasta and pizza and pizza. Yeah. So I think that could be affecting. Like, I think it's making me a lethargic. Right. I never look at calories just because like. I'm assuming.

I have no idea. Yeah. No. But I just, I try my best not to look at. them but last night I was curious because I get I go puff a bag of peanut Eminem's like three or four times a week at night just to just take the edge off and it's like a share size okay fine and I eat the whole thing oh Brooke I know what you're gonna say

because I did this on an airplane 1,000 calories every night I'm pretty much doing that that's a lot but I also have this unique ability to convince myself that everything is good for me yeah peanuts right yeah that's not Bad. Like, that's much better than eating, like, regular M&Ms because you're getting those healthy fats in. We cannot get it. That's why it's so many calories, because nuts are a lot of calories. Yeah.

Okay. It's not bad for you. We cannot get through a single episode without freaking M&Ms. We shouldn't have to. We don't. Did you see that one woman was buried in an MNM casket? Find me up. Are peanut Eminem's healthy?

Yes. P&MM's surprisingly healthy. That's what I have been saying. They have... You know what else is healthy? They have more protein fiber and healthy unsaturated fats than other nut chocolate options, including Snickers, Baby Roos. So in comparison, they're a healthier option of Eminem's, yeah.

You know what else is probably good for you? And that was in Min's Journal. Eat greases. Peanut butter. That's good for you. I don't know the answer to peanut butter, but I have a funny story about cookie butter. I think about this story all the time. There's this girl in college that was one of the.

the dumbest people I ever met. And what I loved about her is she didn't know she was dumb. And she was so, she was so solid in her conviction about things. So she, I love confidence. Yep. She found out about cookie butter at Trader Joe's. What is that, like, is that just like butter that tastes like,

you're like cookie dough? It's like peanut butter, but it's just like liquid cookie dough. Okay. I know exactly. Again, she convinced herself that was healthy. And she's not wrong. She was eating like a full jar all the time. Couldn't figure out why.

her stomach wasn't sitting right with her and I think about her a lot because that's awesome I also think like your digestion is a mindset so if you think that cookie butter is good for you it kind of will be like you'll be able to digest it well and lose a lot of weight while eating it and that's why like if you put your mind to it like you can totally smoke when you're pregnant one or two cigarettes a night to take the edge off can you not smoke when you're pregnant Really? I don't smoke So

Never kind of looked into it Yeah I know you can't drink obviously I mean you can Can you smoke weed You can drink You can do anything It's not good

Right it's not good for the baby Right Yeah But I think I will be eating sushi A lot of being pregnant Is I mean I'm so scared of moms online

They can't for my throat one day. You're being clobbered by the mom community. I'm being clobbered by the guinea pig community. I know. Both of them have their closet. They are fierce. I know.

They came for my jugular that one time. I posted that joke. Oh, yeah. You clearly don't have kids. Duh. Because I would never want to be fighting someone in the comment section of the stupidest video you've ever seen. My favorite thing, I do feel like every now and then I feel like a politician

because I will post the stupidest shit on the internet. and then close the app. And for three days, people will argue about magnesium supplements. Right. And I feel like that's what politicians do. They sign a bill, push it off,

go on vacation to Cabo. Meanwhile, there are two groups of people in the United States, like, at each other's throats online and in person fighting over these things that, like, the politicians didn't get a shit you about.

Sometimes I feel like that when I bring to stocks. I get it. Looking at all the people just like fighting each other, tooth and neck and throat and ear, nose, mouth. Right. I wish that I could just like let them, let the people that are commenting kind of take care of each other.

But I have to insert myself a lot of the time. I don't get involved. Like I have been, like, I cannot stop inserting myself when Frankie is concerned. You know? Yeah. Because it's just like if you care that much, go volunteer at a guinea pig farm instead. Like, I promise you. But on the peanut M&Ms thing, there's like a study online.

I'm pretty sure that they had come out with stuff. That's definitely making people sick in America. Which, like, it's not surprising. It is so true. Like, when you go out of the country, like, to Europe, you feel so much better eating, like, the same thing that you would eat in America, like, pasta. Like, I feel like I have just eaten a salad if I eat it in Italy. Yeah. Because it's fresh and it's not processed.

Right, right. I think our whole thing is processing. If I agree. I think you're right. Let's see what this has to say. Well, like, yeah, you can go to Europe. You also walk everywhere. Right.

That's true. That's true. But what do I know? U.S. food additives. And in Europe, experts says what Americans eat is almost certainly making them sick. Okay. We've known this, though. Yeah.

I know that like, what is the thing that's really bad for you now? Toxic. Seed oils. That's always been. Yeah, but like, it's like impossible not to eat seed oils. Oh. It's just seeming to be all of these oils that are. Okay.

Yeah. It's just, what is it? It's no longer safe. It's. says. What? These oils? That's the thing.

You were talking about mindset too when you're pregnant. Wait, no, not when you're pregnant. Just in general. When you're digesting. Everything has been bad for you. I think like we've now gotten into a place like in general society where like it's so easy to buy unhealthy food. Uh-huh.

Like yeah, I want to go to in and out every single day. It's so easy and it's five minutes. Right. And it's cheap. And it's cheap. Yeah. But you can't. But also I get so confused because something that.

one person says is like the best thing for you, the next person will be like, that's really harmful. Like fasting in the morning. Some people are like wait until like 11 to start eating. Oh yeah. And then some people are like you must eat first thing in the morning. So it's like, why is there not just like one doctor that's like this is what you need to do? Like it shouldn't be that hard to figure out like what your body responds to. I guess everybody's different. Just like every guinea pig is different. Some. Stifling back. Yeah. Some might like being peck. a certain way. That's why not.

Good job covering your ass so that the guinea pig community can back off. Right. He'll be fine. She's a girl. I think a lot of people forget that we're talking about animals here

and not like the guinea pig is not like I have a preference on the way I'm pet. Thank you. Well, she might. I do. She's getting a free place to stay. I follow her leave.

And food. That's the thing. Yeah. I want her to have the best life possible. And it's just like I know my kid. Yeah. You know, that's what we learn in school, like when you're a teacher, like at the end of the day, like, the parents know the kid best, not you.

Yeah. You know? Yes. Because each kid is different. So is every guinea pig. Do you think that you knew some of your students better than your parents do them? That's a good question. No, but I do think that I could see like from an objective lens, like, what could be better for them in the long run.

Okay. You know. Do you hear something insane that happens? happened to me yesterday. Yeah. I just remembered. I went to Whole Foods and I was parking and I like ran over one of those things that tell you to stop and it was big. Like the thing in front. Yeah. Oh, that's bad. And there was this group of like Danish people. I hate people watching me crash my car. Well, I couldn't back up my tires. That is something that I want to do in private. I couldn't back up. My tires were like streaching a little bit and these Danish people came over

in a group. There was like eight of them. And I was like, hey that's embarrassing sorry and they did not speak and then they lifted the front of my car like all eight of them as I was in reverse and then they just walked away that is so kind you would not see Americans doing that like I would walk away if I saw someone do that I'd walk away but out of respect because I would want to handle that in private

you know yeah well I was really embarrassed but the Danish new found respect for Danish. Let's hear for the Danish. Okay, really quick. I do know the answer. Where are Danish people from? Real quick. To top of your head. Finland. I don't think so. Are they? You just said you knew. I thought I did. What are they from? Denmark. Denmark. Are they? sounding more right. Finnish people are from Finland. That was a hard one. That's why I asked it. So don't feel bad. Danish people. Where are Dutch people from? Amsterdam.

Right? I'm kind of good. They're from the Deutsche land. Yeah. The land of the Deutsch. Have you ever been to Amsterdam? Several times. I really want to go.

It's so fun. Wow. That's awesome. It's a blast. My old college roommate is still in grad school over there at Delft. Oh. Whoa. That's something that I should have done is just like gone to another country for college.

He had dual citizenship because he was from Europe. And I can't remember. I think he was from Ireland. But he, um, is an aerospace engineer. What's that? Like rocket science. Oh, like true rocket science.

Wow. Which is scary. You know when you know someone, and I'm not talking about you, but this is a great example. Like I have some friends I know that were the craziest people. Like literally I was like,

this is going to be my first friend that goes to jail. And they're teachers now, you know? Yeah. He was insane and now he builds rockets. Right. No, it's like everybody has a little nervous. Yeah, but like it's just crazy.

The people that end up being in certain professions are always the people that like, I was genuinely not sure. Right. Will I ever see you again? Well, it's their creative and fun edge that gets them to be so successful in the professional space. You know? That's such a good way to play. Someone who didn't know that you couldn't smoke cigarettes.

you're pregnant. I think I did know that but had maybe forgotten. It's nice to have a refresher. Yeah, totally. For sure. I knew you couldn't drink or eat sushi. Why can't you eat sushi? Raw.

It's like not good. Or you know what else you're not supposed to eat? Micro plastics. Cold cuts. Like, yeah. Like deli meat. Oh. But I will, I am like I'm like interested in finding a way that I could get around that.

Well, I'm sure modern medicine can provide you an out. Right. Why can't you eat? that. Like, that makes no sense. I don't know, but I know that the fish thing, I think it's mercury. Right. You should avoid all raw or undercoat fish when you're pregnant, though many types of

fish are safe to eat when fully cooked. Raw fish, including sushi and sashimi, are more likely to contain parasites or bacteria than fully. So it's just a risk that you have to be willing to take. Okay, I'll have a shrimp tempura roll. It's still raw in there, though. No, that's cooked. But it's the shrimp tempera and then there's raw fish in it.

No, there's not. Oh. The shrimp is cooked. But that's the shrimp tempera. Tempora. Tempora. Tempora. Tempora. Tempora.

But then there's fish in there too. No, I know. There's fish in the shrimp tempora roll. Yeah, but it's cooked. The fish is cooked. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Is shrimp?

Can you go, can you have shrimp when you're pregnant? I don't think you can. But the thing about the whole microplastic seems when they're like, you can't eat fish. Most experts agree that sushi without raw fish is safe during pregnancy. As long as it's prepared in a sanitary environment, that means veggie rolls, California rolls, and shrimp to pro. Oh. Finish the sentence. Shrimp to rolls, get the green line.

Green light, babe. Well, I wouldn't eat a shrimp without China. I know that's crazy to me that you don't like. There is no difference between a shrimp and a cockroach except the shrimp lives underwater. I think the taste is the difference. Have you eaten a cockroach? Have you? No, nor have I eaten a shrimp.

You haven't tasted a shrimp? I have and I didn't like it. Because anything that it's like, hey, remember to remove it? the poop sack. I'm actually so good. I'll have a peanut butter and jelly. There's no poop sack in those. That's really funny, Connor.

I get it. For your stand-up tonight. Oh, Connor, that's so good. Let me see if I can weave in shrimp to my Valentine's Day stand-up set. And while we're at it, shrimp. What's up with these poop sacks? Yeah, that's like a very Larry David bit.

What's up with these poopsets? Also the eyes. Like we could go on and on, but like we got a hundred legs, poop sacks, eyeballs. But I'm talking about like shrimp cocktail where it's like the poop sacs not involved. Like that's not what I'm eating. That's a different thing. No, but it is. That is what you're eating.

And you're sucking the flesh out of their carcass. Which is fine. Totally fun. Okay. But to me that there's no difference between that and like, like I wouldn't eat like, like lamb kind of grosses me out. Like that's a lamb. You know? No.

Because a lamb. It's a lamb. It's like a goat or a cow or a pig. A lamb feels different than a cow. Like that, that to me, like, I wouldn't be able to eat a lamb chop. Okay. I don't feel good about it, but like, it tastes.

Okay. We can't. Please stop. That is heartbreaking. Like, I would, I feel much more comfortable eating. a little poopy shrimp than that cute little lamb. You know? No, I do know.

I guess I just feel like less of a murderer. Oh, you're doing it because you're an activist? Turns out yes. Okay. It's like even when I don't realize activist at heart. Yep. Well, warming, speaking of activism, could speed up a little bit because it's still freezing cold out and I want to go to the beach. Well, it was like burning hot.

hot last week here. So you win some and you lose some. I know. We were talking this morning. So I got my like Snapchat year ago today. And I was like, oh, remember a year ago when I was like got that bout of seasonal depression? And you were like, yeah, and also two years ago. Right. You got that bout of seasonal depression. And now I'm like, oh crap, is this when it gets nice for a second? And then you think winter's over. Yes. Exactly. Exactly. That always happens in like February, January. It gets like super hot and beach weather for like a week and then immediate switch to pouring rain freezing. That sucks. I could do with some rain right now. Yeah. I could do that. The wind and the cold

blue balls me. I wish that they would just send in the clouds if you're going to be windy all day. Send in the clouds and stop with the wind. Totally. I don't believe that we can't control the weather. Say more about that. I don't believe that we have all this signs. We send a man to the moon and we can't just, hey. Let's turn down the wind today. I, there are a lot of things that I don't. Who is benefiting from wind? Flowers.

How? Oh. Pollination and stuff. I think we do need wind. That's why we have bees. Here's what I don't understand how, what we haven't done yet. Take all the sharks from all the oceans. How many oceans are there seven?

At least. Put all the sharks in one of the oceans and then have the rest be sharkless. So that humans don't have to get shark attacked. Like I know it's their space and whatever. And like that's their home. They could chill. They could be comfortable in one home in one ocean. They could chill, yeah.

And it would just minimize the fatalities for everyone involved. That feels like something to me. Why haven't we done that? Shark ocean. One shark ocean. Yeah. And that is just like we don't touch it. You know?

Where'd you put it? One of the oceans. Which one? It's hard to say. Choose one. Not the Atlantic, because I want to go in the Jersey shore, not the Pacific. I would choose the ocean that people would just like want to go in the least. Gulf of Mexico.

Yeah, sure. Sorry, Galveston. Sure. Put them all there. It's not. It's for them also. Yeah. It's a very murky beach anyways.

Like, I haven't been, like, if you go down really south, Puerto Ranzas, it's kind of nicer. If you don't know any better. Are the sharks going to be happy there? Surely, because it's so murky. They like that? I don't know if, yeah. I don't know what they would eat, though. Oh, shoot.

You got to put some dolphins. Well, I would put other sea life as well in that ocean for the sharks. Just kind of separate the shark to humans. You need some biodiversity. Yeah. I would make it so biodiverse. I just would say humans don't go in there. Because it's a shark safe, shark safe space.

This is a shark sanctuary. Yeah. Like, we do that with birds a lot. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. Just move it over to marine life. You know if I didn't study education, I would have done marine biology? Yeah.

Fascinating stuff. It is pretty cool. Yeah. It's pretty, pretty, pretty cool. Did you see Taiga and Aver Levine on a date? No, I didn't. Okay. Sucks.

They went on a date? Yeah. Never mind. I've said that Averalveen's not really Aver Levine, right? Yeah, that's one of those that you're kind of going to die on that hill with. And I just don't really I don't care if people have clones out there It doesn't affect me as long as they

Keep up their appearances As long as they keep going on dates with Taiga at Nobu That's all we need from Averlovene date before It was someone that's like kind of shocking Who? Mod son? No there was someone that's shocking Wasn't she with Pete Wins for a long time

Yeah but then there's someone else Brody Jenner? Yes Yes, yes yes yes Brody Jenner and Everloven Brody Jenner and Averloven Yeah. Like that doesn't make sense to me.

Brody's very like California Hills surfer and she's punk rock. But she's also not like punk rock anymore. She's kind of just like an adult. She's still punk rock. Look up Aver Levine 2023 and tell me this isn't punk rock. Well, it's not her. Good point. But whoever she is was dating Brody Jenner.

That is a punk rock woman. Oh, Avery Levine and Maud Sun split. Who's Maud Sun? He's in... What band is he in? Probably Maud Son. Ooh. Oh.

I love it. Ooh. That man... That man been chewed up and spit out. Haggard. Oh, they were engaged. Damn. That sucks.

I mean, didn't even know they were together, but... All right. Okay. I think, like, with that huge... With that bombshell. Huge bombshell of a report from Brooklyn Conner make a podcast. I think we leave you with that to chew on. You are not going to find that information on any of the podcast.

Remember that digestion is a mindset. In summary. In summary. Mindset. Barbery shortcake. Might as well be eating a salad. Shark Sanctuary. Jonas Brothers.

Sweethearts. Salt of the earth. Stream wings on Friday. And we'll leave you with that. and we're going to move forward with going to the bonus, where we play tons of fun little games. And we report on all the stock market and

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