Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Thank You The Privilege

Episode Date: March 12, 2026

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he was making noise he yeah he screaming body mother he's a diva I appreciate the feedback but was it real screams yeah cats can go it's not as any sort of meow or it's a scream it's a guttural scream

he doesn't like the car hates the I mean I think he thinks he's going to the vet he's never been in a car for a good reason recent. You know? Yeah. He's either going to the hospital for multiple blood transfusions or going to the vet. Or escaping a fire. No, he wasn't around for that. That was just John. So he has no idea. But if everyone had the current pets. Sorry, I'm going to have a little bit of a hard time like getting the words out today, I think. I know. But know that they're inside of me.

Let them out. If everybody who evacuated for the fires with me had. the current pets that they have, we would have had about like 16 cats and two dogs. I know. I know. In one house and that would have been scary. But all this is. To be said.

I'm trying to basically, what I'm trying to say is that I, I ended things with my situation chip. What? Yep. Ended things. It's on and off for a long time. But I'm ready to settle down and really commit to that one partner who is the whole

package. glad because you've been really all over the place recently. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice to see you settling down. I'm finally committing. This partner really gives me everything that I need and want in a relationship. Good, Brooke.

And then a little bit more and then double it. And kind of up and through. Yeah. Yeah. That's great. So I'm talking about PetSmart. She's talking about PetSmart, y'all. It's nice that you found your partner here, but there's no way they have flexible

auto ship and same-day delivery. I'm talking flexible. I'm talking same day delivery. I'm talking I can go into the store. What more could you want from a partner? I'm talking about the whole package. You're not talking about this. And you're not talking about this. I'm talking about this. Okay, got it. All right. You made it very clear. So break up with the other guy. PetSmart's waiting. It's time. Visit petsmart.com and set up autoship today. Your pet deserves a full package and so do you. I want to flag again that I'm doing a really fun thing this week that it requires a lot of talking. And so right now during the podcast and maybe for the future I might be broken, I just want to let everyone know the words are struggling to come out in the way that I would love them too. And I feel a little bit embarrassed and I just want to disclaim. Got there eventually. And that's it. And that's It might be, I might be a little bit different than you're used to today and maybe I won't be, but I already have been.

So it's been pretty difficult. We'll get you there. Don't you worry about it. Yeah. Yeah. Hi and welcome back to Brooklyn Connor make a podcast. Oh, sorry. Hi.

Oh, it's important. Hi. I'm welcome back to Bergen Connor make a podcast. It's important to disclaim at the top. Yeah. I love disclaimers. Just to set expectations. I love that.

I love setting expectations and disclaiming. Um, so, uh, hi? Uh, yeah. You could say that, period. I'm not sure. Do you have anything you want to Your haircut? Say it to me?

No, but thank you. You didn't say anything. What do you think about it? I like it. Thanks, but no. Your slippers? No. Your wicker slippers?

No, not my wickers. Your holes in your knees of your pants? No, God, thank you so much. You're nailing it across the board. I appreciate all those things that you're noticing. Is it physical? It's my half. Your half?

Yeah, it's my half. Happy freaking half. Oh, I'm mortified that I didn't have that written in my Hobonichi. This is something that you can put in for next year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just so everyone knows March 11th, that's going to be my half. Oh, what did you do for my half? Oh, my God.

Well, you do like your space. So I did give you your space on your half. Appreciate you. Yeah. Yeah. My full is coming up, which... I know it is. I saw it in your hobo.

I have a... I've been so aware of my own mortality. Yeah, we don't need to... Me too. in a very scary way and I think it's the impending you know everything is impending and shit like that but

you know it doesn't help there's a new app have you seen death clock death clock hasn't come across my desk what could it be it's some I've been getting ads for it because my phone is also in my brain some sort of like AI

death estimator based off of things about you it can be based on lifestyle and other family history, I would assume, and other shit, it makes an educated guess about when the day you will die. Super awesome. And how, yeah. Oh, I love that. Wait, that's cool.

Oh, why do I agree? That's really cool. Yeah. Okay, getting now, running... Okay, okay. Downloading now on Autoship? Run, don't walk, and download death clock. Yeah, yeah. It's just like a feel-good type of thing. The thing is, why not? One, let your hair down and find out when you'll perish. Two,

that it also doesn't calculate if you were to get hit by a car. I was going to say if I could tell you, if you had to choose between me telling you how you're going to die or when you're going to die, which would you rather know? How or when? Hmm, it's hard because if you were to tell me you're going to drown.

What am I not supposed to go swimming? One of my few very, very simple pleasures in this life. Swimming. vanilla ice cream. I will say all of the books I've read where the plot line is like somebody knowing when and how they're going to die and avoiding the very thing

that is going to kill them. In avoiding it, that's how they meet what kills them. And you know what? So you're going to die regardless. You still, and you stay home and a tree crashes through the window, you know? Yeah, that's final destination. Yeah.

Yeah, I got to live my life. You have to. You literally have to. Yeah, I don't know that an app could be like, hey, this is how it's going to happen. I guess I could say when, but that's the same as anything else. What if it was like 140 years from now? I'd be like, hang on. I wonder if our lifespan, if the human lifespan will increase by the time we get there.

By there, I mean like 100. It'd be a damn shame if like these are our awesome bodies now. these tight little dangs. And then like when we get real saggy, they're gonna be like, oh, by the way, we can extend your life and be like, and I have my balls are touching my knees. Like for what?

I gotta throw them over my shoulders to go to the store. Yeah. I don't know if I want to extend this. Right. I get that. Yeah. I feel like 100 years is pretty solid. It's fine given what.

90 is solid. Given what we know. Sure. Sure. Anyway. Yeah, we can, I mean, we can wrap that up. I do want to say a couple of things really, really quick on that. No, I don't at all, actually.

I have so much random lore for today. Oh, I do too. I mean, the first note in my Hobanichi is Jade Walnuts. Walk me through Jade. Jade Duns. I'm on Jade Walnut Talk. Basically, if you take two walnuts and just rub them together kind of like this in your hand And like, I mean, I think it, my understanding is that it could take years, but you just keep

rubbing and rubbing and rubbing. And then eventually they turn into jade walnuts. Perfect. Which are like, you actually wouldn't believe the transformation of regular walnut to jade walnut. It's like very matte a regular walnut, you know? Yeah. There's no shine to it. These are like jewels, the jade walnut.

They're glistening. Can I see a jade walnut, please? You just keep rubbing them together. Really awesome. For years. I mean, P.O.B. I'm sitting in my bed at night just watching people rub walnuts together. Bro, you should make this happen for yourself.

Okay. So polishing my fancy walnuts into- Those are already, she's been polishing those, you can tell. She's been at it. Yeah, she'd been at it. They're already starting to have that particular type of shine to them. Well, this is something that I can wrap. my head around only because I was really in a fidget spinner and those little dot things that you

push through and out. Yeah. So like this could be something maybe that could land on my desk. No, I'm really excited. I've been actively like looking for walnuts. Are there walnuts in L.A? I think that you could probably go to the grove and go to that little farmer's market area. I want to find one like in a natural way. Like I want to like meet someone in the wild, you know. Meet a, meet a walnut? Yeah. I don't like buying a walnut from the farmer's market is the equivalent of like using a dating app you know i want to meet a walnut naturally in the wild i don't know what trees produce walnuts and are they native to our home i was wondering you know uh it's not an oak oak is acorn oak is acorn oak is acorn pine is pine cone could it be elm i don't think elms are

like something we come across day to day oh is the jouglins yes from the family jolland datchie Ah, yes. Tulandachi. Oh, it's the walnut tree. Yeah. We don't have walnut trees. We do this out. You have to break those things apart.

No, no, no, they land. Oh, yeah, they are. It's a fruit. What? Huh? Hang on. Okay, so this feels like too much for today. I don't think that we need to be.

I mean, so much happening in the world if walnuts are a fruit? Feels like too much. Leave us alone. California's Central Valley, where is that? Like, is that like in the valley? Oh, it's, where is California Central Valley? I think that maybe we could start there.

Yeah, it's right in the middle and it is pretty much, I would call that the Central Valley, the San Joaquin Valley. Good to know. Are we in it? No, God, no. Sacramento. We could find at our Sacramento show. Oh, which is coming up.

Yeah. Hey, if y'all are coming to the. Sacramento. Hey, all you people. Oh, yeah. If anyone is coming to the Sacramento show and finds a walnut in the wild. If you end up having four walnuts burning a hole in your pocket, we are on the market, in the market as well, in and around the market. Yeah. For two walnuts.

Yes, we're stepping into our jade era via walnut. And we will take them off your hands. Thanks. What a fun thing. Yeah, that's, who is it hurting for us to make some jade walnuts? Can I be honest? Yeah. one.

Here's something. What does NATO stand for? I'm bringing it back across your desk. No, no, I am because I know now. Do not do this. Brooke, what does NATO stand for? That's really. Brooke, hit me like that base.

Tell me what NATO stands for. National? No. Come on. North American? No. One of those is right. American?

North. Yes. North Alliance. No. North Association. Mm-mm. North. You're colder?

Ah. No. Did I say alliance? North ass. North Do I know the word You do know the word And it's very easy

Is it more like on the In the vein of America or alliance Association It's like not Neither It's neither I really want you to get there I know words are

Maybe this is a good exercise To find the words today North I know people are screaming at their thing today They're like Ah yeah Let me skip A

Okay Treaty Yep Organization Yeah North Blank Treaty Organization North Associates No

North This is the word I would use in every day We have used it We've used it quite a bit We've had a conversation about it North It's really just like not It's not man made

You know like this It's not like a Artificial No Okay no now we're getting cold Sorry you were right in that sense But come on North

Come on now Application No North. I want you to go away from man. North Alta Dina. North altitude. North.

Okay, that's, you're getting, that's closer. North is, is it, us? Nope. Al, North Allegence. No. North Al. No. North Al.

You're getting, you're getting warmer. North ally. Ally. No, no, no, no. That's a man-made situation. Ow. I'm getting confused when you're bringing a man. At North Act.

At. At. North attention. No. North at. Come on. Think about what it is. Yeah.

It's like a union. It's an organization. It's a union. We've already covered that piece. We know that. So we don't need to do alliance organization. Uh. You said at.

At. At. At. North at. There's no way. North. Not attack. North attachment.

North. North. Academy Nope North M-Ed At North at

North at North at I'm gonna try to North at North North at you like that? Yeah I like that a lot I like that

North at North at I mean I this is like torture Oh you're so close It's really It's really

You're gonna get blue balls When you find what it is North North I almost think I might Give me a little bit more. Atlantic. Yeah.

North. No, it's Atlanta. No, it's not. It's North Atlanta treaty organization. Atlanta? Yeah. No, it's not, Connor. Atlantic.

North Atlantic Treaty Organization. It's a Georgia specific. Honestly, Connor, that I, like, obviously I should have gotten that, but Atlantic, like, really wouldn't. No, and that's what gives people a lot of trouble. And I don't want to hear it, okay, because it's hard. And you say keep, keep, you, you, You spit it out for me now

You with the man made That was confusing Atlantic well I mean it's not it's I'm not doing an alliance It's not between two folks It's it's it's a It's an ocean right All right

What about it? I just wanted to see if you knew You remembered it Because it was such a huge heavy topic For us that one time Well what matters is that I know what it is How many countries are in it? Don't that's not like

I would not No one is expected to know that off the top of their head. I know. 40s, I would say. Close? Yeah, 42. 32. 32.

Yeah. But it's confusing the ones that are like Albania is in it. And it's like, okay. I get that. Yeah. France is in it. Yeah. And then you wonder how the Atlantic is involved at all.

Like are they all touching? Um, there are some things that we just like can't get into today. Yeah. And get off me. Get off me. Walnuts being a fruit. Walnuts are way more on our real. House and Albania.

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but someone finished it for me and I was like, thank you. but someone was like they're letting us have they're letting us it's so nice that they're letting us see the sun for an extra hour now and it's like they it they are their whole they are the ones that change it it's kind of like how brands pay YouTube to have ads and then we pay YouTube to take the ads away yeah yeah hey wait what is it thank you blank yeah yeah yeah yeah like it has to come naturally I know sorry I'm getting but it's thank you I already forgot thank you thank you blank

yeah well thank you the thank you the that's that's what I was yeah but it's also like something like an over overarching thank you the clock yes okay thank you that okay thank you the sun well you have to like when you know you know I know I know dude it will come finally like I'm hand I'm giving you one of these I know, I know.

One of these like little tongue to a thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like, I do love this daylight savings though. Like I love getting that extra hour of fun and when it gets darker later. But I'm so jet lagged. But in the reverse way.

Well, you lost an hour. I can't go to sleep. Yeah. Why am I staying up till like one? Because I used to go to bed at nine. How does the four? What? Nine to ten.

Because you're watching people play with Walnuts. The four hour. What is that? That doesn't make sense to it. It ain't right. No. Okay. Yeah.

But I think that I'm obviously so tired. Walnut tuck is walnut talk is walnut talk. You got to stop tuck in your walnut. Thank you the walnut. Almost. No. You could be like thank you the creator like for like creating. For providing the walnut.

God. Oh, I thought you meant God. Wait, what did you mean? Oh, like the content creator, when you think about it, God is the first content creator. God is just a fancy word for content creator. Yeah. Talking about creation. Talking about Big Bang.

Thank you, the creation. Getting colder. You're getting less. Oh, it's really hard. Okay. I'll get there. You will. Okay.

Speaking of content. Yeah. I had a show on Sunday. Oh, yeah. In Brooklyn. Thank you if you came. And I have been taking a page out of your book, another common book,

today. Sorry, I'm crying a little bit. No worries. And. Thank you the tear ducts. Okay. It's just like, sure, you know? I think it's best if I just stop trying.

Well, it's like almost like not engaging. Like daylight savings and then the clock technically sure, but it was like, I feel like if I don't walk you through it. get there by yourself. Sorry. I'm not going to do it. It was like too directly. Yeah. You need like one degree removed and it's like, oh, I totally get that. Yeah. That's where I'm, that's the issue for me. Yeah. It's a sticking point. Okay. Sorry, Brooklyn show. Yeah. So I, um, you know, like when I write jokes, I put them in my notes, my app, because I'll get those things. And then when I write the actual joke, when I flesh it out, I put it in a journal. And I told you that like all of my journals,

I have stacks and stacks of these. That's like where I flesh out the jokes. And I go through and it's kind of like an audit of the jokes. But some of them are when I've like started journaling and I'm writing down like day to day. Right. And I wrote a bunch of new material for this show. I wrote like 25 minutes of new material. Oh, wow.

Yeah, it was great. How many pages did something like that take up? Like six. Wow. Yeah. And I don't, I'm usually off book for these shows. Uh-huh. But this one I was like, I'm going to give myself some grace.

These are brand new jokes. a lot of material. I'm going to bring the journal out. A lot of comics I've seen have their pages. The concept of the show also that we're doing is a work it out. Exactly. It's like new stuff and we flesh it out. We talk to people and like the jokes change because we haven't done it before.

So I go out and I go out and I go out on the stage and I pop open my notebook. Guess which journal I brought on? The wrong one. The one that has like my journal entries. Like your diary? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's almost like worst nightmare vibes. Like, imagine just sitting, like, reading from it in front of a crowd.

When I tell you, I'm sitting there, I get to a point where I'm like, all right, I'm going to do some new jokes and I whatever. I open it and it says, today was another hard one. I actually genuinely have a solution to all your problems. What is it? Louise Carmen. Who is it? No. I don't even know I was gonna thank Louise but it's this really bogey journal place in Paris that

all of the journal I was just there but I like I would have to go and with it it's like a leather organizer and within it is multiple notebooks yeah it's like one of those just like experiences well within it like it's an entire

ecosystem in one so like you have multiple notebooks in one and you can keep your passport in there too and stuff. People are obsessed, really obsessed and I need a, I need it pretty significant. Oh, that's pretty, is it just a leather wrap? It's pretty much a leather wrap, but like, and it just goes around highly coveted. Oh, I mean, it's very, Julia Mervis just got one. She was in Paris. I was going to say it's very chic. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I really need one. Um, like that would be my ideal brand trip. A leather wrap

is to go instead of like Tart and like St. Barts, it's Louise Carmen and some twine. Um, That's cool. Thanks. Well, I didn't do that. I think my issue is that I need them to be color-coded. I can't have a bunch of black moleskins stacked up in my apartment. Oh, Connor, you can totally color-code them within the Louise. Oh, I should do that.

You don't have to put Louise notebooks inside of the Louise Carmen. I need to show you. Anyways, people were very nice. Someone, I've never gotten more than thems that are like, I can't tell if you were doing a bit. There were so many awkward moments, but you saved them all. And I was like, you know how you go out? to things like this and you're like, at least no one will know if you,

you're the only one that will know if you're, if you're messing up. Right. People caught on. Yeah, but like that's what those types of shows are for. Yes. And I actually think like,

you haven't really done these. No. Like you almost missed the step. Like you went right to like grand tour. Yeah. So like I think this is really cool. I was doing those shows that I was hosting and there were nights. Remember I would come in here and like I bombed?

Right. And like I think it's because. You missed that, like, key workshop era. Yeah. I'm getting very comfortable. So you were thrown right to the sharks. I'm getting very comfortable going out and being like, well, what sucks is I go out and do shows? Like, it talked about the, there was a day yesterday in New York where, or not yesterday, Sunday in New York, where I was walking around in Soho.

And I'm not kidding. I saw 50 dudes that have now found their new personality in Love Story, JFK Jr. You know, I had stopped watching. Did you? The same way I have never finished Titanic. I'm too, I'm too in pain and knowing they're about going to die. Like, I can't continue. To me, the show ends when they meet or when they start dating.

I'm thinking about maybe going to the wedding, but like, I think that will just hurt more. Yeah, I mean, yeah, if that's going to hurt you like that. Yeah. I want to say that yesterday I watched Titanic on the plane flying here. And I was getting a lot of flack. People are like, this is not a plane movie. I'm like, when you've seen it as many times, okay, I got a spiel.

When you've seen it as many times as I have, I would call myself Titanic the movie aficionado. Like, I definitely am very well versed in this movie. I know, obviously I know what's going to happen historically. I know it's a story. I have, this was a cathartic experience for me, even my 80th time watching this movie on this plane.

That is crazy. Like I can't, I can't, I can't, I go into fight or flight. when Titanic is on. I had a sweater on that didn't have a hood, which I need to stop flying with out like a hood apparatus.

I need to always have a hood apparatus. So I had to put my hoodie, take my hoodie up, put it over my face because I was sobbing again. And I kept coughing and the woman next to me was this older Diane Keaton looking woman

rest of piece. And every time I cough, she'd go, and I'm like, okay, easy. I'm not like hot. I wasn't like, I was like, and she'd go.

And by the way, we're in like pretty severe turbulence. I'm coughing and that's when she jumps. You were coughing from the turbulence? No, I was coughing because I was crying. Oh, I understand. I have one thing

that I got fired up yesterday about when people come on and they're like, my hot take is that Rose and Jack could have fit on that floating door. I'm sorry.

No, they couldn't have. Are you even watching the movie? Have you ever floated on anything? You should open your shows with that. What do you know about buoyancy? Seriously, have you ever tried to get on a kayak alone? The kayak doesn't want you in it.

You know, it'll flip. It's hard to get back in a kayak. Sorry, could you imagine getting on a floating door? That door doesn't want to be in the water. It's not supposed to float. I think the issue for me is that, like, let's both get on it. And like, if we drown, we drown. Together.

He loved her so much that he would, and he's from Wisconsin. So he's like, oh, I think he was thinking I can handle this. I can handle this. But also, he was willing to die for her. He was a romantic. Yes, of course, the surface area on the thing, it can, they could fit on it. but it's not buoyant enough for two people. It frustrates me so much.

I think you should have gotten on it. If I were her after everything they've been through, I don't really need to go on living if he's not on the door with me. I don't think I could do it. What I appreciate about her is that like he didn't exist to anybody. He was an orphan. Yes. He was a nomad.

There was no record of him anywhere. She didn't even have a photograph. She took his last name and now is. bearing children and carried on the Dawson legacy. Yeah. Now, one thing I did notice is that plenty of people are dying way earlier than him. There's several other floating objects, you know, like I'm seeing myself craft a bit of a floating apparatus like while we're on the boat.

So look at all these supplies. So you genuinely fully believe like without a doubt you would have survived the Titanic. No, I think that if I was in fighter flight mode, I would die. just because I like I would die and he just passed away he closed his eyes and just died and you know like everyone else's eyes

they're like he's like a baby like a like a like I've never I've never seen it I've never seen the death oh he falls I mean he just like He falls asleep on the door No I mean he's shivering with her and then she wakes up and trying to wake him

It's I'm not I don't know What's worse than him dying is a speech That he gives her where it's like You need to go out and live and you need to have a bunch of babies and you need to grow old with them and you need to watch them grow

and then... I feel sick. The one thing I noticed in this one and I'll stop talking about this. You know, I heart symbolism. I know. This is the first time I've watched and I'm like, he shows her his drawings

and he talks and she's, you know, there's a lot of naked women in it and she's like, certainly you had a love affair with these women and he's like, no, not at all. I love this one, this one-legged prostitutes hands. I love affair maybe with her. hands and there's several drawings hands hands hands and then there was a big draw like there was a big a lot of close-ups when they're like hooking up for the first time their hands hands touching hands grasping

and then at the end the last thing is never like oh and it's their hands and so i think that there is some sort of symbolism with the hands i couldn't figure i think that it might just be like i'm gonna look at you look at you tragic of course but i don't want to hear no one ever come to me with they both could have fit get out of my seriously get out of my face you're right they both could it's an issue of buoyancy. Yeah, if, yeah, if it was sitting on sand, we could both fit in that chair. Right. Would it float? No. Right, right, right, right, right. Was it crispy? Anyways, that was it crispy. Right. About JFK, the thing that I was seeing that's so fascinating is I'm seeing all these young men who have no sense of self and they finally found themselves. And these are the most

standard JP-looking young men that you've ever seen. They work in finance. There's, they do like uniformity just like any you know they've did you join a fraternity and like now these are my brothers and then you join there's a ladder that you it's finance you do this you do this private equity now they're like oh my they're seeing someone who's essentially like a royalty on tv and they go that's me yeah I'm him hat backwards yeah but I'm shirt maybe a vest yeah and then they're vinmo requesting someone six dollars for the Uber last night how do you feel about people taking pictures with their apartment. I've been seeing a lot of discourse about that. I don't know. It's probably a historical apartment, right? I don't know. There's an apartment in West Village that every time I walk by it,

people are outside taking pictures and I saw the man come out one day. He's like, people live here, by the way. Right. It's not like a picture place. I do think that if it's that big of an issue, like maybe the city makes it a historical landmark and it's like a, well, this is hard to say. but it's like a maybe like a little bit of a museum. If it's that important to like the American people. I don't think it's just like where two people lived. Like it's like very much not like it's like a Kennedy. I was going to say in Frank house.

Yeah, it's very much not that. I know, no, I agree. People are weird. I don't know. But you want to hear a funny story? Yeah, I do. So there was one time when I, I don't think I lived in New York yet or I had just moved there. And I had had an empty stomach can.

So I was a little bit. high and I was walking over to a buddy's place and I hadn't understood yet the buzz I'm buzzing you up I'm buzzing you up and I said no you're not I'm out here I'm on the street I had walked

to on the map Friends apartment took me a second just the friends the apartment from Friends I was like in my head I'm like oh cool it's like navigating me to my buddy's house Friends apartment you know they filmed in L.A they just used the outside of it

Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy to film a show like that in L.A. I agree. They pulled it off, though. They did. They sure did. Plan B is a backup birth control option that's there for you when things don't go according to plan. It specifically works after unprotected sex and before pregnancy occurs by temporarily delaying ovulation.

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Okay. All worth noting. Thank you for sharing. I have a few things that I could talk about. Hit me. Have you listened to Harry's album at all? Yeah. Okay. Last week we posted the clip of me saying I'd really like to boogie and everyone's like, yeah, I have an album for me. As if I didn't listen to it, I really enjoy it. I said when that first song came out, what is it called? Aperture. No.

Okay. It was, there was only one song that came out. Oh, well then it was that one. And that's the one I'm understanding from everybody is a flop. I actually, I've, that's really, I think, one of my least favorites is aperture. Hang on. Am I saying aperture, right? Aperture.

Yeah. See, like, if you don't like this, I like Rufus DeSoul. And that's what the vibe it's giving to me. Talk about Rufus DeSalle. I'm talking about DeSole comma Rufus. and I really like those young men and I am that's it's the same vibe

and if you know you don't that one's not my favorite I love it I do I'll be honest my first listen and this happens to me with a lot of Harry like Harry is someone that I need to listen over and over again I was like oh I almost might not like

any of these second listen I found like one or two that I liked I really like American girls. Yeah. And then like third, fourth, fifth listen. Like, I think I really love them all. Except aperture. Except aperture. Well, I really like it. That's so nice that he's, he's making music for me. Let me tell you my favorites. Coming up roses is beautiful, but that's more slow. I don't know if you could necessarily boogie to it. Okay. I can boogie to just about anything. Pop is really good. That you can boogie too. I don't know the names, but I think,

Oh, that one. No, I haven't, I don't know. That one, you'll boogie to. That one, you'll boogie. to are you listening yet you could boogie too you know that one i don't know the word i don't know the names of the songs i listened to it on a playlist while i ran the waiting game is also gorgeous all i can do so i mean they're all great paint by numbers i really season two weight loss i actually like i couldn't tell you that one season two weight loss i couldn't tell you how that one goes right now sorry that's the waiting game he subscribed to the lonna del ray school of naming music season two waiting room weight loss Season two weight loss and waiting game.

I will say whatever he performed, whatever song that was and he did that dance. Aperture. Really pissed me off. Aperture. Why? Because it gave me like the ick. Yeah. Yeah, I get that.

I wanted to tell him it's okay to not do all that. I do. I, I, everyone gives him shit for, like, him not dancing and his stage presence. And now I think it's like, okay, we appreciate you trying. Oh, so other people agree with me? I think so. Okay. That was like seeing, that was like seeing like your teacher at the pep rally and it's like,

we raise enough money and now like Coach Martin is going to twerk for us. And it was like, okay, hang on. Stop, stop, stop, Coach Martin. Yeah, it's not, I prefer I'm singing. I really do. Let's just say that. Oh, yikes. Yeah, it looks animatronic.

I love the guy. I really do love the guy, though. Oh, in the mouth. That's the part that I saw. Harry Salz doesn't need to do that Yeah Yeah that's got to stop I will say his hairline looks great

He tried He didn't need to That's what I'm saying so But exactly And that's why it's even more meaningful That he did I wish he would have gone into a very close circle Maybe close friends and said

Should I do this I've gotten some feedback Because I guarantee it It would have been unanimous But I do wonder if now we're talking I don't know if we would have talked About him in depth like this I want to get to his hairline

Because I think his hairline looks great I'm happy that Harry is hairy Yeah do you he made a joke about it on royal court did he yeah what do you say uh something about turkey or not at all something about his hairline yeah he just he just referenced it like in passing and was like i'm kidding like he was making fun of he was making fun of the rumor that people oh it wasn't a rumor his hairline was receding and he fixed it for a fact i don't i don't know if i believe it I just don't know.

I could do that. Mongolian throat singing. Oh, let me see that like fourth picture, I see. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Well. Your hair could also just land differently.

I don't know if his hair's just falling in front of his face more there. Anyways, we don't need to speculate about his hair line. I do think he did it. But it doesn't matter either way. He could be bald. I had like something I wanted to go into today that's like a little bit more like serious. and vulnerable and kind of like therapy. But I don't think today is the day.

Okay, that's fine. Because my mind is, my brain is it not at 100, 100. And I would want it to be for this. Okay. But I want to talk about art. Okay. And producing it and reception to it. Okay.

But I don't think I can today. So maybe next week. Table it. I'll table it. I'll move it into the next page of my hope and each. Nice Like there's no point in me even saying My stuff is the dumbest stuff ever

I watched I'm very excited to Remember I was really excited about that dinosaurs Show on Oh yeah what is that I saw it It's basically planet Earth But it goes through like From the beginning

Like you know how we always see those Pictures of like that lizard Then crawling out of the ocean And now it has legs It was cool Like I watched the whole thing In one evening While I was cleaning

and it was awesome. It was awesome, awesome, awesome. I think I'd like it. If you got really high. Yeah. Maybe. I really, really liked it. It's just making me look at birds differently

because basically everything was a bird or a lizard. You know how we always say everything's a cat or a dog? Like birds or cats and What's the dinosaur's most recent common ancestor? Is it a lizard or a bird? Or depending on the dinosaur. No, it's a bird. Yeah, definitely for the tarot.

But like it's crazy that I'm watching this show about these velociraptors that are just Nightmarish that we used to run around town like thugs and they used to rip other animals apart And then I'm watching these seagulls on the beach this morning Fight over a bag of hot chitos I'm like how far you've come and you've evolved backwards to eat hot Cheetos You guys stick your chest out remember where you came from you were not like this Remember your roots. I don't know much about dinosaurs.

Sure. Which may shock a lot of people. Okay. But is there, and I don't mean to feed into conspiracy theories, but is there like a wide held belief that dinosaurs never existed by anyone? Is there a group of people that are dinosaur deniers? There are dinosaur deniers and I think in the same vein that there's everything deniers. I think there's a lot of people that believe that we did it all wrong and the bones are

all constructed differently. Like we just found out that these huge dinosaurs have feathers. Right. And they always had feathers. Oh, some people think that the bones were planted. There's no way. I mean, just like, well, one thing I did see

is that, and this is great. This is nuts, but I looked into dinosaurs a little bit after I watched the whole thing. And someone said that oil and gas is called fossil fuels because of the bones and the pressure that is put on them much like Jade Walnuts,

except it's pressured them all to basically juiced them into oil and gas, and that's what we drill. And someone has come out and said, no, oil and gas is an endless resource that's like replenishable and earth produces oil and gas. And there's no way that the bones of dinosaurs being pressurized for so many years is creating this thing that. And so that was the only thing that I've heard. And then it led to a lot of people that were like, yeah, well, dinosaurs never even existed,

bones are planted, et cetera. And there's a guy that just found a leg of a mammoth in like Arkansas. saw and it was just like sitting in a river and people like that's the whole it doesn't help one thing i'll never understand as a person and a woman oil that's it's fine though like what's cool about that is like you don't have to worry about that and i'm not and i'm not going we're on different but like that is just something that every time someone tries to explain it to me in one out the other can i really quickly circle back to the dinosaurs thing yeah so i'm watching this show. I think you would like it actually.

Okay. I like David Attenborough stuff. Okay, this is Morgan Freeman. I almost said Morgan Wallen. Morgan Wallen narrating the dinosaur show. I bet he would be a dinosaur denier. I don't think he gives a shit if dinosaurs are like, you know?

He'd be like, I don't fucking care. Now, one thing that's so amazing about these shows is that they have the bones. They have these things. They're talking Are you good? The rest don't matter, but it, and it doesn't.

But the thing about these, okay, I'm just going to get right to it. Storytelling is alive and well in the dinosaur documentary that they produced. They're talking 17 million years ago. They have found these bones and they're saying, come and hide from the triceratops with mama. They have a mama little dinosaur that's two feet tall and it has babies and they're talking about and now only the sister is alive to tell the story and it's like, how do you know? and it's like this thing is how do you know that no you need to watch the show actually now that I'm thinking

oh I want to and it's narrated bit Morgan Freeman I want to know I think obviously it's because of his voice that he's chosen for these roles because it's so soothing yeah of course and it demands so much power his voice but he's got a voice he has this whole he's got a voice that'll carry you home and you know what

it takes you all the way to bed that voice will wake you up in the morning and put you to bed at night a voice that orders for the table If you know what I mean What? To pee I do too I'm gonna hold it

I don't know if I can I've gotten like quiet Get a UTI with Mama No I don't want to know I don't want a UTI Come on I think I've gotten quiet Because I have to pee

And there's really something in my throat Oh at least it's in your throat What do you mean There's plenty of places That something could be And it wouldn't be in your throat Wait let me finish It doesn't matter

Who gives a shit what I have to say I do Come on Have I told you I got a bidet Are you using it? My dad came to install it Your dad came to

It was my birthday present Thanks Rich Dad Oh Thanks the rich dad So much Rich Daddy I love it I love my bidet I don't know how I lived

Without my bidet My Royal Throne It keeps my butt Nice and warm It's heated seat Hi Richie Your daddy may swim on

The duck may swim on the lake But my daddy Flew here to install My Bade And he owns the like thank you thank you I just like

it is true that like once you go beday you never go away you like you really can't go back hell no hell no

well that's really awesome I would look for I've had I've stayed in hotels that have badees in like Vancouver

and you really look forward to going home and letting it rip that it becomes your drone I will say I've noticed that my friends

are more comfortable really doing something in my restroom. Wait. What'd you say? I said I've noticed that my friends have gotten really comfortable with the bidet. Oh, I see. And just, I mean, letting it rip, as you would say,

because they know they have that security. In layman's terms, sure. In layman's terms, they know they have that security there. Something I've noticed. And I want them to feel comfortable. Sometimes I don't want everyone to get too comfortable, if you know what I mean.

Are they spending a lot of time in there? It's just like, Tristan? Channing for sure. Tristan, Tristan did one pretty significant number. He took a long phone call. He took a Zoom meeting. He did the same of my place. If you know what I mean.

Oh, I'm very familiar. I think he started a deck in mine and finished the deck and was able to present it to a team. Mm-hmm. Did a pitch deck. And get feedback. Yep, stayed long enough for the feedback. Yes, I said, go ahead and bring in a rumm. candle with you. Yeah. Because nothing I own is going to be able to take this away what you've done. Let's just say Patrick has not been an angel either.

Patrick is the devil on my bidet. Let's just say that. If you know what a girl means. Holy moly, let's move on. I stubbed my toe last night. Yeah. And it got me, it got me thinking two things.

Thank you the toe. No. There's nothing to thank the toe for. Now maybe, hang on. Let me get you there. Let me get you there. Let me get you there. Let me get you there. So obviously I put my suitcase next to my bed because I needed the other space for earlier than the day.

So I put it next to my bed. And I'm like, I know it's here. I'm going to go to bed. I'm not going to move it out of the way. I go pee. In the middle of the night, like two in the morning. I walk back. Stub it.

It hurts. Yeah. And now I have to get into bed. and just, you know, I was about, I had the sleepy still I was holding onto the sleep. So you get back in, knock. But no, I'm awake. I'm thinking about it.

I'm going, ouch, out, out, out. First of all, the thing about subbing your toe is I wasn't moving that fast. Why does this hurt so bad? You know? I bet you were moving faster than you thought you were. But like, it's just an unnecessary correlation between how fast I was moving and how much pain my toes in. Two, it got me thinking about something. Wait, can you explain what I could have done better?

I'm getting there. I'm going to get you there. I'm going to get you there. I'm going to go full circle and I'm going to. I'm going to reconnect the dots for you. So then I'm thinking what a privilege it is to have a foot that I'm, and moving legs that were able to stub my toe. And the reason.

The human body? Thank you the privilege. You are so talented. It just, that wouldn't have occurred to me. You will get there. I promise you. I'm scared that I won't. You will.

Thank you. It's been two weeks now. Yeah, thank you privilege. And that goes beyond of having legs, of being able to walk, of having a foot that can be stowed. Thank you, the honor. Thank you the honor of a lifetime. Yeah. You like that?

Yeah, that was good. Okay. Yeah. And now if you can seamlessly integrate into a sentence, that's going to be cherry on top. Okay. Sure. And then the reason I've been thinking like that is because the other day I posted an Instagram story of my dryer.

Yes. And it's in my apartment. Of course, I have in unit washer dryer that like, if it's not clear to people, it's not usable because it takes 12 hours to do one small load of laundry because of and it's just it's not an efficient use of electricity and water because it goes and goes it goes because it's the same unit that does both thank you the privilege of course thank you the privilege but someone i put i put my story because it shakes my whole kitchen and all the glasses clink and i had a coffee on the counter and it looked like an earthquake and i just posted it was like using my dryer l-o-l and someone was

like at least you have legs to walk yeah they skipped at least you have a dryer at next level two people see me that said i'm not going to do the other one the other one was very dark but i was like that's true at least you have legs yeah thank you the privilege yeah thank you the privilege thank you the privilege i if i don't pee now like it is going to happen in the callie clarkson that's fine you can go i have stuff i can talk well i would like to talk about it with you so how about we just pause okay so uh how was your pee wait flagging really quickly that now I have a cough drop in my mouth. So I'm sorry, you guys. But there's something in my throat. There's something in my throat. Is the... Second thing? Yeah. I think I need to go to the bladder

doctor because I've been noticing recently the frequency in which I have to pee has increased. Okay. By a lot. But like, not a lot of pee is coming out. It's just like an urge. Do you think it's like age? Do you ever... You ever had this... Am I getting old? Have you ever had this certain urge to put a whole bag of jelly beans up your ass? Thank you. Yeah, it is an age thing. Thank you.

I've been getting gray hair too. Aging is a blessing. Thank you the privilege. I should like, I wanted to get there myself and I can't. You will now that you have that. That's a stepping stone to success. Right. At least like using it in the right context.

Right. Yeah, I agree. What were you going to say about milking? farm earlier. Then I'm going to read it. I'm going to give you your space once again like I did on your half and I'm going to read it. And if anyone wants to join me on my milking farm journey, I'm going to start on Monday. Well, you know the reason I have to press pause is because I needed to start Crescent City because I had a dream that the new Akita was about to be, the new Akita was about to be announced. Wait, did Alex Cooper have her on the podcast? Yes. Sarah J. Mass? Yes. Okay. Do you, like,

is that not like pretty weird? Did she not have a Sarah J. Mass? announcement to give? Oh, she absolutely did she, what was it? But before I even get into that, is that not like, let's acknowledge that like me having that dream and then me having to pause milking farm because I needed to start Crescent City is weird timing. Let's acknowledge that. My water tastes like dust.

Let's acknowledge that. Yeah, no, I do want to do that. And I think, yeah, I'm acknowledging it. That's crazy. Do you understand like what, what's, like, do you know what Crescent City is? You know what I'm talking about? That's her other series that a lot of people have been putting off because it's just very dense. Okay.

But you kind of need information from there to continue into the Akatar space. Okay. So I had a dream. An offshoot. It's an offshoot. Okay. But there's believed to be an interconnectedness there that would help you and benefit you in the future Akatar books. So I had a dream that I was telling you about like a month or so ago.

I said I have to press pause on milking farm because I think it's time. for me to read Crescent City because I feel an Akitar six announcement coming. Right. A few weeks later. Yeah. Like clockwork. Not only did we get an Akatar six announcement. We got an Akatar seven announcement.

And acknowledgement of an Akitar eight. What a cool spot for Sarah James S to be in where she's just like, hmm, I'm bored. Let me write six and seven and eight. Well, they're really one story, but she doesn't want to be bound by the glue that holds pages together. So she's introduced, she's publishing this same story. Do you think I do? Solments. No, imagine wanting to be bound by the glue. Thank you the Elmers. Oh my God. You've strayed from the creator's light. I'm embarrassed. Thank you. The Elm. Stop. I'm embarrassed. But you should watch her on Call Her Daddy.

Okay. A lot of people like I think that are, we're unfamiliar with her. or like she's weird or not weird like just like intense like I don't know people are like off put but what people are not realizing I'm in love with this woman yeah by the way like in a way that I've never been in love with a woman yeah yeah yeah what people are not realizing is that she's a nerd trapped in a really really hot person's body and I think that's seen that several times that's what's throwing everyone off yeah is that you wouldn't question her if she looked more traditional looks like what um what's that girl's name i just said frick uh Megan Pahy pay he yeah she is totally does yeah she's extremely beautiful and I think it's

throwing a lot of people for a loop yeah she's gorgeous she kind of says a Hillary deaf too she's like oh my god speaking of Hillary yeah I saw that what oh what did you see just the mic that she was using the other day did you see didn't even see that No. It is like crazy what they've done to microphones now. Like you can, because there was like a big back, do you want me to do this now or should you, do you want to finish? I have something to say about Hillary Duff, but you can talk about it or microphone if you need. No, no, no.

I just saw this discourse online about like they're now making mics because everyone's like, no, the mic is on. Like, as you can see because people were lip syncing and now they have built the auto tune and pitch correction into the handheld microphone now. Sing to me, palo. How ironic, isn't it? Isn't it ironic? And someone was like, it's crazy that the thing that ruined Jessica Simpson's career is now like the norm. Yeah. Must be hard.

But Jessica Simpson has a very successful line of shoes. She will be okay. Yeah. She will be okay. Hillary Duff went on, I think it was Jay Shetty's podcast the other day. Yeah. And she was talking about how she's had to go no contact with a lot of members of her family, particularly Haley Duff, her sister. Yeah.

And I think her dad, but I have, I had been in a fight with my sister. We have not spoken in two weeks. This is the first time that we like really haven't spoken. And so I took a pretty big risk comedically. And I sent her, we had, we had been no contact for two. I sent her a clip of Hillary on J. Shetty, like with dramatic music playing in the background, being like, my sister and I are no contact. And so I sent that to her And then immediately

My stomach dropped And I was like I think that wasn't I think it's not gonna land Because it was a pretty damn big risk to take Yeah Frickin slam dunk Like that's my sister again now

That's awesome Yeah So Oh that's so fun When you You take 100% You miss 100% of the shots you don't take Kobe

Yeah That's show So that was really cool I'm happy Thank you. I actually like, I'm sharing that win with you. That's an amazing one. Yeah.

And now have you started talking? Yeah. Oh, we're completely back. I got like a six years ago today thing of me and my sister and I was like, this might be the fuggliest photo I've ever seen of both of us. And she said, yuck. And that was our conversation yesterday. It is kind of just like boom, boom.

Sometimes you don't need a lot of words. It's the unspoken. She actually said holy yuck. Holy yuck. I like holy yuck. Yeah. Holy yuck. Holy yuck

Did you see Okay wait This is like a fun one This is like a fun one for us to keep up with A space to watch if you will People are seeing Bigfoot No No I'm serious

For all of the people that said Nothing ever happens with this You're eating You're about to eat your words For breakfast lunch and supper People are seeing Bigfoot There's been like eight sightings in a row And it's real

Is Bigfoot also A. K. Saskwatch? Yes. Yeah. But is that like a slur now? I mean, if it's like a, if it's like a person. Or if Bigfoot the slur. If you have Bigfoot, if you have one Bigfoot, I mean, it probably would hurt your feelings if you were in like eighth grade.

If you were being called Bigfoot. I'm just talking about like the Bigfoot community. I feel like one of the terms is not accepted anymore. It might be Sasquatch. Wait, like that that community is offended on behalf of it. Oh, well, yeah. Sorry. No, I'm not coming for you.

I'm just like, which one is it? I wonder. I feel comfortable saying it. I do too. Yeah. But I could be open to learning. We have always been open to learning. Yeah.

I would like to have a Sasquatch or Bigfoot expert on. But wait, can we type in? I want to see if this is real. Like, it's been coming up a lot. Like, this is like, unless I'm on, as always, as always, I'm on like, conspiracy theory TikTok, which like a big one right now has been people are saying that wisdom teeth actually have a lot of sim cells that help your brain and heart repair themselves. I don't know about that. I still have mine.

Your heart is fine. I'm talking about my brain. Reports of 10 foot hairy figures in the Ohio woods have big foot watchers buzzing. So there's been a strange, a string of strange sighting. So that's hard. A strange, a string of strange sighting. Whoa. A string of a string of a, a string of a Aveda Seine Aviza. Keep going until you get it. Thank you the language barrier.

A string of frame sightings of large, dark, and hairy figures in Ohio has Bigfoot investigators more riled up than they've been in decades. According to the Bigfoot Society, so Bigfoot is it, it's okay. It's coach. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's major coach. If the society is saying it, it must be okay. Thank you, the Bigfoot society. That felt better. That did feel better.

No, I think you'd say, I think you'd say like what is the society Like what has brought these people together What is the society for 400? As of Tuesday morning At least six locals have reported spotting something in the woods That could be a giant hairy ape man That feels like a slur

That does Oh my gosh Even okay what's crazy Okay now I have a connection What? I got a text Apple is releasing A big foot emoji soon

They just they just released their emotional emoji list and one of them is a big hairy man. I really like emojis. Maybe this is like, oh no, do you think this is pressed for their new emoji? Oh, the Bigfoot sightings? Yeah. Honestly, Connor? Maybe.

Damn. Well, also, like, we don't know which one came first, the chicken or the egg. Did the Bigfoot sightings come first or did the emoji come first? Just like no one ever gives a shit when this team releases a collection of emojis. It's like... I agree that it's PR. It's emoji PR. March 6 in Montua, a nine-foot brown male spotted near S-R-R-K.

How do they know it's a male? That seemed problem at... Hi. Have you ever... I just saw a nine-foot brown male and they're like, okay, chill. Have you ever considered the fact that Bigfoot could be a woman? They said ape man. Right, but how would they know?

Good question. So it's just something to think about. Like, we always think about Bigfoot as a boy and the lock-dust monster as a girl. all. Nessy. Yeah, because of Ness. Yeah. Who, by the way, I believe in much more than Bigfoot.

95% of the ocean is unexplored and it might even be 99. It's in the lake. It's in the lock. Which is a lake. Yeah. Thank you the language barrier. Yeah, it is. 100.

I'm just saying, I meant like waters, you know, and much more likely to believe there's something in the water. Mine tastes like dust. And, okay, another one. an eight-foot figure with a deep vibrating grunt. Oh, absolutely. Thank you the North Atlantic. That...

Why did you say that? I was about five minutes late with messy. Okay. March 9th, Garrett's Villa, a hiker encountered an eight-foot Sasquatch in black fur. Headwaters Trail, 10 foot, and this is on March 9th as well,

an hour and 40 minutes after. Headwaters Trail, 10-foot black figure with a stilt-like gait and muskis. odor. This is P. Musky odor. Because how close. And no pictures, by the way. Oh, this is PR. A six foot brown figure spotted running with an impossibly long stride. We need your help.

If you're in Wyndham, Garrettsville, or the Trumbull County line, be our eyes and ears. Check trail cams and security footage. Listen for deep grunts. Whoops. Or wood knocks. Report sightings immediately. Witness privacy is our priority. Okay.

This is PR. Yeah. For big emoji. Yeah. I'm sorry. I mean, that is a bummer, or is it a distraction from the Epstein Files? Everything is a distraction from the Epstein files. Yeah. Stop laughing.

Stupid. Get this. Oh, my gosh. We need to smoke with Bigfoot. Oh, that could be hot. But get this. Remember I was telling you about my terrible neighbor? Yeah.

I'm almost like. scared of like what she could do to me. Why? Because I met for the first time one of my other neighbors who like lives in my, like my apartment is kind of like someone lives on top of me. So I met him for the first time. And he was like, excuse me. And I obviously always think I'm getting in trouble.

Yeah. But he was like, um, you turn around like, what? I was like, yeah. He was asking if I've ever had any issues. Yeah. With the neighbor. And I was like, yes. Like I got these notes all over my car, just like horrible vibes.

Like she's always calling the police on set. Like just like horrible vibes. Apparently she's been calling him slurs. And so he asked me if I, if it would be okay if he put a pride flag out. I started sobbing. I said I'm embarrassed that I don't already have one out. And then I just ordered a pack of 40 and I'm going to plant them. That might be.

this is when you're schooling and the way you were raised comes back to play you can be so progressive that it's a bit homophobic to have 40 pride plug i think so yeah i think they cancel each other okay then what can i do just i think one would be great okay okay and i'll just save 39 for for a rainy day yeah thank you the community don't okay i'm okay i will just do the one i don't want to i don't want to yeah 40s well it came in a pack of 40 that's not my maybe put them on her door that is like i could she will she would get me arrested she's cameras everywhere sure but what a horrible person yeah that's painful well you hadn't you had a you had a you had a gut feeling about her oh she's terrible so stay vigilant vigilant that is what i'll say

Yeah. And I'll let you, also, how could you live in West Hollywood and be homophobic? That's what I want to know. Mm-hmm. Good question. It's statistically, your neighbors will be gay. Statistically speaking. Right. And hers are. It's just a numbers game at this point. So I love my neighbor. Good. It was nice to talk to him. Right. Of course. Yeah. So I'll keep you updated. Right. Thank you the connection. And let me know if you, if anyone here, needs a pride flag. That's really special. Are we,

I think we're rapping, right? No? Oh, all right. Oh. Well, thank you guys for listening. I sure had fun in the studio today. We never even said that.

Oh, yeah, you're in this too. Yeah, if you guys are listening on audio, I'm sitting my fat ass down and listening. Also contributing and speaking as well. Thank you guys for listening. We'll see you so soon. Appreciate you. Stay tuned and watch you and watch the space.

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