Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Thankful for Brooke’s Couch

Episode Date: November 24, 2022

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Starting point is 00:01:05 And you've got soup. And then you have outliers as well. Yeah, sure. Like chili. Chili does not fall on that spectrum. It's outside of the spectrum. No, it's outside of the spectrum. I think that there is a world where chili would fall inside closer to the stew.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Of course it would be closer to the stew. But it's almost like, to me, I'm seeing the spectrum and then I'm seeing chili go so far to the stew side of the spectrum. It passes. And Matt said that this was too. And it's not. I don't want to piss you off. There are chunks in this soup, like this potato chunk. Be careful of the couch.
Starting point is 00:01:37 This is where I would say it's not the farthest end of the soup spectrum. I would say that it does fall closer to the stew. It doesn't fall closer to the stew. But it's closer to the median. Yeah, it's for sure closer to the median on the soup side. Yeah. Okay, perfect. Thank you for bringing this to us today.
Starting point is 00:02:21 What was the context in which you listened to that? Was it like at an assembly or? privately in the comfort of your own classrooms. I do think, so it's, we are thankful by Teresa Jennings. I'm so thankful that she released that and it stuck with me. It's from preschool?
Starting point is 00:02:41 What the fuck? You know those songs? Every time, no, every time someone's like, core memory, I'm like, what are you talking about? You guys are lying about your core memories. I just pulled one out of my ass. I have one too that wakes me up and it's just this one line
Starting point is 00:02:55 of this Harriet Tubman song and it's just always in my head and it goes, What's the line? She said her name was Harriet Tubman and she rode for the underground Railroad.
Starting point is 00:03:11 No, I've got a different one going on. What? Also follow the drinking gourd. Follow the drinking gourd. We had a different Harry Tumman. Oh. Harriet Tubman pacing the aisles of those
Starting point is 00:03:25 Oh, that sounds a little familiar, but our main one was, and she drove for the underground railroad. But also, she drove for the under, you can't drive the underground railroad, can you? Maybe if she had. I don't know. Bird scooter. I think they were just walking. Anyway, before we kind of even get into it.
Starting point is 00:03:50 Hang on, I just thought of another one. Okay. Paul Bunyan. Pacing the church. choir is oh my god that's a beetle song
Starting point is 00:03:57 what is the song Harry a tumman pacing the house of a church That's not it That's not it Father McHenry
Starting point is 00:04:07 Yeah Father McHenry Oh my God Hey Whoa Hey free idea I also do You know
Starting point is 00:04:13 George Fox Oh I'm sweating He's the founder of Quakerism Because you know I went to a Quaker school Right And we have
Starting point is 00:04:21 In his old leather Breaches is in his shaggy, shaggy locks. I am walking in the glory of the light, said fox. You know that one. No. No, I'm not familiar with many quaker. Wow, good segment we could come back to.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Not many, well, what's my Paul Bunyan one? I just got to, I got to cover that one. The Beatles song. No, that's Paul Ringo Star. Paul's, what's Paul? McCartney. McCartney. We have the same birthday.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Cool. He's one of those people that people think died a long time ago and he's fake now. He's still alive. No, I know. I'm saying, you know that Avril Levine conspiracy theory that she died and replaced by a fake Avril? Yeah. Same thing goes for Paul. People think. Trust me, Paul's still alive
Starting point is 00:05:02 and I watched him at ACL two years ago. That guy what is he saying? What's he saying? What's he saying? The Beatles song. No, but what is he saying? He seems that one that's like really intense. He's like, live and let die. He's stood up. He's playing the piano for live and let die and he stands up.
Starting point is 00:05:18 And he's like... Right. Live and let die. I'm like, sit down, sit down. Sit down. You don't have to get up. fine right but that doesn't prove that that's the paul mccartney that was in the beatles well you think they got another guy that looks exactly paul mccarnie and equally is yeah that's the idea of it yeah i guess you're right i don't know who am i to say right real quick before we kind of get into everything because there's a lot of new things the ham of it or the turkey of it let's really quickly talk about um oh sharts my dog closed out i guess
Starting point is 00:05:50 that's not the end of the world i could just reopen it um i'm looking at my phone today not because I'm disconnecting, but because I don't have my glasses with me. So that's why I'm looking at my phone. But before we get started, we're releasing new merch tomorrow because this is coming out on Thanksgiving. This is our Thanksgiving episode. Welcome to the Thanksgiving episode.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Happy Thanksgiving. And we're releasing merch tomorrow for Black Friday. And the new stuff is really, really awesome. We don't have it with us right now. But if we did, you would see how awesome it is. And but we have some pictures for you. Hopefully that will be a helpful visual aid.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Throwing that up in the visual space. And yeah, go to bncmerch.com to get it now before it sells out. So I'm really looking forward to that. It'll be out on Black Friday. So tomorrow from when you're listening to this. Yeah. Yeah. So that's good.
Starting point is 00:06:43 I had something else I wanted to say in terms of housekeeping. And let me just get there. Is it the Apple Podcast thing? Yes. Okay, so I was on Apple Podcast. I was on Apple. Do you listen to Apple Music? No.
Starting point is 00:06:58 I think that was like equally... Spotify girl here. Yeah, me too. That was equally as like groundbreaking for me is learning that like people still, I don't know, I can't think of it. But people listen to Apple music.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Yeah, they do. That's their drink of choice. Kind of like people using Safari. Do you use Safari? Oh, sorry. No. I thought everyone kind of moved. moved over to Google Chrome.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Kind of like people using Firefox. That is actually... That would be even... That would be work. No, that doesn't exist anymore. Okay. So that's a bad example. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:07:36 But podcast, Apple Music, I didn't know that people still used it. So I went to check like a bunch of people. It's like 50-50. When I saw someone's... I saw someone post on their story and they were like, do you listen to Apple Music or Spotify? Spotify for me is so much more user-friendly. Especially because it just, is. I haven't even tried. Apple music, it doesn't make sense to me at all. But anyways, so I went over
Starting point is 00:08:02 to our ratings on Apple Pod. It's abysmal. Really? So if you are, what is it? No, I mean the amount. A rating is good. Sorry, the amount of people that have rated it are not many. Uh-huh. So if you are an Apple, if you're listening on Apple music, more power to you. Maybe I'll explore it. I'm open to exploring my podcast duality with you all and maybe listen on a new platform. I'll do it if you please just go ahead and throw up a fiver on the ratings section. It's so easy to do. I did it last night. I tried to do it twice. I will do it too, Con. If it means that much to you. Oh, it does. Okay. If it does, then I'll do it. Because it helps us. It helps us a lot, I think. I have no idea. I think. Maybe. Does it? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Please. And also I just
Starting point is 00:08:55 you see that number go up and it's fun to have like a little call right call to action right so if you don't mind doing that that would mean a lot to me personally was showing someone somebody was asking about the podcast last night um at the concert and i she pulled it up on spotify and it has a 4.9 which it's great but i do wonder like who's giving us that one or two to bring it down it does beg it it does beg the question what the hell i would like to meet them maybe i could change their mind I think you would be able to change their mind. Well, I'd just be like, hey, listen, I never. You would just be like, you would gaslight them into.
Starting point is 00:09:31 I didn't mean you any arm. Yeah. Like, I don't come to your place of work and give you a two-star rating. So why would you? Right. You know? Yeah. It hurts.
Starting point is 00:09:41 It doesn't feel good. It's like the same thing as like when you lose, I don't know, 14 followers on Instagram after you post a selfie. It's like, those are 14 individuals that said, when you posted your face. Right. Right. So it hurts. It's impossible not to take a personal when it's personal. Yeah. So if you don't mind, if you're an Apple person, we salute you.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Please, please do me a favor. That would mean the world to me. I do want to say welcome to my couch. Your couch. Yeah. I have not talked about the couch on the podcast at all I realized yesterday. Bizarre. Yeah. But this is my apartment. And what we're sitting on is my new couch, which has been, if you follow me on Instagram, It's been a long journey of kind of getting this couch and she's here and she's perfect. And I really could not be happier.
Starting point is 00:10:34 She takes up the entire apartment. Thank God I wouldn't want it any other way. I don't need to walk around at all. If the floor was lava, we'd be so fine. We'd be so, so, so good. Yeah. But before the couch was this. And Connor, you can really speak to it.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Lumpy lumber of a leather couch, but fake leather. and I wouldn't say it was lumpy. It looked like someone that had on like a full leather onesie. And it was skin tight. And it felt like that too. So it wasn't like lumpy. It was just so tight. It was like laying on.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Oh, I know what it is. It was like laying on one of those when you go in to get a checkup at the doctor and they put the paper over the thing. Yeah. If they didn't put the paper over the thing. Right, right. That was kind of what it was like. It would feel exactly the same. Me, as someone who needs to be home and in the sitting position, 99% of the time, I chose to sit in my bed because the couch wasn't really an option.
Starting point is 00:11:33 So I made the lifestyle decision to get like a massive comfortable couch that would get me out of my room and out of my bed. And so far, so good. Hey, hey. I'm always on this couch. Hey, so good. What do you think of it? I'm pretty much like feeling good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:53 I will say I'm kind of Pavlov dogging right now. You're bringing a science tournament at the beginning of the episode. I'm Pavloving hard right now just because every time I sit on this couch, it's always been relax, close your eyes. You've got to. So I'm fighting my conditioned response. Conditioned response. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:10 But I think I'm doing it a good job. I'm a big corner of the couch guy. You'll see me. This is amazing because we could both corner at the same time. I know. Here's the thing. Do you sit over on that corner? I've been sitting on this corner.
Starting point is 00:12:22 Yeah. This is a comfy corner. Yeah. There I'd be like, someone's about to open my door and behead me. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:27 I don't know why I've just been drawn to that corner. I also think the view, there's a gorgeous view of the kitchen from that corner and it's like, it just looks kind of sweet. Yeah, you can also see. Whereas this corner is the view of the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:12:38 I'll almost see the ocean from this part. Yeah. If you were on stilts. Right. Sure. Sitting on the kitchen. Yeah. Totally.
Starting point is 00:12:47 You can see the ocean. Oh, it's over in that direction, right? No. I don't think it's a, I do. I think it is, but like probably about like 30 miles. Yeah. But I think it's six.
Starting point is 00:12:59 Okay. Six, but it would take you two hours. Well, an hour. Well, a half hour. Well, 20s and that's what. What? I pulled a muscle in my neck when I was asleep last night.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Just remember that's why it hurts. That's the worst. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. It's okay. I just remembered. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:17 The cool thing about being in my home right now, I have so many things to offer you. Ice roller? to kind of roll around there? No, you know what? Advil? No, I'm okay. Pillow.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Bed pillow. You know what? No, I'm good. Blanket? I think we could just move forward with the episode. Okay. Well, you let me know if you need anything. I appreciate that.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Yeah. I might put some of these delicious homemade... Well, speaking of if you need anything, in honor of the Thanksgiving episode, we've got Thanksgiving foods. And I'm sure that soup is... So what I was about to say is that I might put some of these delicious homemade foods onto my neck. because it's cold because they're cold?
Starting point is 00:13:55 No, because they're warm. I think they're probably cold now. See what the soup is like. Oh. Ooh. There's a bit of a there's a bit of a hardened crust over the stuffing,
Starting point is 00:14:09 but once you enter it, it is warm. Gorgeous. Tell me about the soup temperature-wise. That's going to go ahead and be yours now. Oh, that's going to be good.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Yeah, it's a same same sort of situation. Okay, let's walk through everything that we have. All right. So since it's Thanksgiving, we decided to bring some, bring forward some of our favorite dishes for Thanksgiving. Mine being stuffing. And this is store-bought stuffing. You can get them in any store. Made it this morning. I made it this morning in the microwave. You'd normally not make it in the microwave. I think most people would move forward with stove. Right. I don't like stuffing. Yeah, right. So that was what I brought. Right. This is what I brought. Right.
Starting point is 00:14:52 This is what Connor did to try to convince me to like stuffing. Storebot, microwave. It's the best kind. Yeah, for sure. It looks good. Yeah. I know a lot of people are going to be like, I like put, I take, I'm going to make my spend hours like doing this.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Stuffing has never asked. Well, I think, yeah. Stuffing has never asked to be a glamorous item. You've decided in your head, you've made this new, this new reality for stuffing. Stuffing is the every man's dish. It is everything. It's all put together. It's just lumps at the end of the day.
Starting point is 00:15:26 I think there are so many instances in which the store bought cheap, fast version of the items are better than the gourmet. For example, a container of mashed potatoes at the grocery store, nine times out of ten better to me than homemade mashed mashed mashed potatoes. Yep. I need like buttery, soft, almost like soup of mashed potatoes. When you make it at home, there's always a lump of a potato. See, I do like the lumps and I like the skin. I don't like the lump skin, sure. Lumps?
Starting point is 00:15:55 No. I don't like it. You're not a lumpy. But we have, you made stuffing. Yeah. Ryan brought us some mashed potatoes and some mac and cheese. I'm not sure where he got those.
Starting point is 00:16:06 They were post-made. I'm really excited for the mashed potatoes. I think it's a whole foods. Okay. Yum. It's from whole foods. Yeah. Is that delicious?
Starting point is 00:16:15 Really fucking good. And then I made soup. I made chicken soup, which is like kind of Thanksgiving-e. It would be more Thanksgivingy if it would be more Thanksgiving if it was turkey soup but I still this is like the one thing I can make let's take a bite okay let's I'm gonna take a bite of your soup yeah I'm excited for it so I just want to bring to the attention of everybody that soup is a spectrum I think that you've got stew on one side of the spectrum and then you've got soup on the other side of the spectrum nothing has to be it's like
Starting point is 00:16:43 sexuality soup is like sexuality yeah it's on a spectrum you've got stew and you've got soup and the And then you have outliers as well. Yeah, sure. Like chili. Chili? Does not fall on that spectrum. It's outside of the spectrum. No, it's outside of the spectrum.
Starting point is 00:16:59 I think that there is a world where chili would fall inside closer to the stew. Of course it would be closer to the stew. But it's almost like, to me, I'm seeing the spectrum and then I'm seeing chili go so far to the stew side of the spectrum. It passes. And Matt said that this was two. And it's not. I don't want to piss you off. There are chunks in this soup, like this potato chunk.
Starting point is 00:17:20 Be careful of the couch. This is where I would say it's not the farthest end of the soup spectrum. I would say that it does fall closer to the stew. It doesn't fall closer to the median. Yeah, it's for sure closer to the median on the soup side. Yeah. Okay, perfect. I just am going to move my mic away.
Starting point is 00:17:39 I hope you like it. Do you like it? Thanks, Kahn. That's the only thing I can make. It's actually so easy. This feels like it should be smaller. Sorry, it falls apart. Move things around with your spoon.
Starting point is 00:17:56 I like big chunks. And I cannot lie. I like having that huge chunk of celery. That's a huge, like, that's a full branch. Yeah. But like the thing is it's so soft and mushy that it, like, it doesn't feel like a big bite. I could spread some peanut butter on this and make some ants on the walk.
Starting point is 00:18:15 I wish you wouldn't. I'm just saying it's in the realm of possibilities. Take a bite. How do I get it? it in my mouth. Go ahead. Yummy soup. Good, huh? It is really good.
Starting point is 00:18:27 Do you know how to make chicken soup? No. It's the easiest thing in the world. You literally put a whole chicken. Like, you know those like dead chickens from the grocery store? Yeah. You put one of those in a pot of water, boil it for an hour, and that's what makes the broth. That's chicken broth.
Starting point is 00:18:45 It's just boiling a chicken. Then that also at the same time cooks the chicken. You take the chicken out. Put all of your veggies in. Isn't a chicken already cooked? Are you talking about a raw chicken? No, I'm talking about a raw whole chicken, not a rotisserie. You are yanking my...
Starting point is 00:18:57 You put the raw chicken in. It boils the chicken at the same time as making the broth. That's what makes the broth is boiling the chicken. What is it? A parsnip. You'll like it. It tastes like a carrot. I don't think I want to enter parsnip.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Try it. It's not, try it. I wasn't really like, it's 10 a.m. So the parsnip territory seems like something I should avoid. Try it because you should try new things. We always try new things. You better take up. fat ass bite of that stuffing when I eat this parsed.
Starting point is 00:19:23 Okay. It's a white carrot. Ooh. Yeah, that was really good. Yeah, it's a white carrot. You boil a chicken. Take the chicken out. Put all your veggies in for an hour.
Starting point is 00:19:36 That's what gets them soft and adds to the broth. And then you shred the chicken and put the chicken back in. And that's it. You got to get a recipe. That's it. Are you loving it? Yeah, I'm loving it. That's so nice.
Starting point is 00:19:46 I kind of want some. Yeah, dig in. I'll talk for a second. Okay. I'm a big soup gut I pride myself on soup I also pride myself on my chili I make a mad chili
Starting point is 00:19:57 and I can't wait for when the weather gets when the weather gets nice because I'll go buy some chili and I'll eat in my car I'm so excited I can't even get home before I dig into my chili so it starts to get cold like this I like to bundle up
Starting point is 00:20:11 put on my own podcast and eat some chili in my car it's like my happy my happy zone but chili I make at home. Now here's a question. And now we're stepping into really dangerous territory again, uh, controversy wise because I was raised in a home. Oh, this is tough. Yeah. I was raised in a home that does include noodles in chili. And while I understand that it could be jarring for a lot of people
Starting point is 00:20:39 in a hard pill to swallow. I know that I just want to get ahead of it before it starts to come out that I do acknowledge that that might not be everybody's cup of chili. I think that speaks to. I think that speaks to how you view chili on the soup to stew spectrum. It seems like you're viewing it as a soup if you're willing to put noodles in it. Because you wouldn't. But I'm able to keep my mind open enough to where like I don't want to throw a label on this chili.
Starting point is 00:21:04 Yeah. That's the whole point of the spectrum is that we're not labeling. So why are we? Why do I need to put my chili in a box? Right. Because as humans, we're natural categorists. And it's sad.
Starting point is 00:21:15 And I'm glad that we're moving into a place where we're more comfortable saying, I don't really know what this is. Right. You know? Totally. Sure, there's noodles in it. Sure.
Starting point is 00:21:25 But you know what? It's still a chili. Yeah, at the end of the day. Because guess what? What else would it be? Chili is chili. A pasta? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:34 No. Because I could drink it. No, it's not a pasta. If anything, it's a stew. Can I say something that is crazy? Really quick, I want to clarify that the noodles that we're putting in are Angela Heir pasta broken up in the small bit. so it's not like you're slurping up a like a Lady in the Tramp style noodle.
Starting point is 00:21:51 So basically like rice. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not, I don't want to interrest territory. I'm talking about like noodles about an inch, an inch and a half. Okay. But that to me is like giving more of a rice effect than. Brooke, if you ordered fried rice and they were an inch and a half long, I encourage you to leave the restaurant and call 911.
Starting point is 00:22:12 I'm just saying it has the effect of rice. I'm not saying it is rice. We have to go ahead and move on. I don't want to get into this with you in front of everybody. I also don't like chili. I don't like beans. texture thing. And the taste.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Don't like chili? I don't like chili. I don't like chili. Or beans. What else is in chili besides beans? Yeah. I don't like chili. Wow.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Yeah, like on my Chipotle label, I'll say no. beans please. Wow. I could actually cry. I wonder if this is the closest you'll get to understanding how I feel when you say you don't like Harry Stiles. No, I'm able to understand that you don't like Chile. I just did. I had no idea. I didn't want to there's never been a right time to tell you.
Starting point is 00:23:12 I appreciate you trusting me enough to tell me that. But I'm open to trying it again. Yeah, well, and I appreciate that. I obviously love and respect you. Uh-huh. Still, but it is going to take like a second to digest it. Yeah. Should I try the stuffing? Yeah, let's just go.
Starting point is 00:23:28 Yeah. Okay. Hang on, hang on. Oh, sorry, I just slipped. I just slurped into the mic. Oh, I just lost my audio for a second. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Walk us through like the ingredients of stuffing. So it is kind of just bread. Right. With some seasoning and water. Oh, that looks delicious. Yeah. So I'm going to get you a really good. bite
Starting point is 00:23:55 here oh my god it smells so good oh thank you okay so just kind of open your mouth and then what do you think
Starting point is 00:24:08 what do you think about that do you love that okay move the mic what are you thinking about that are you loving it you're loving it you've loved every second of that did you swallow it
Starting point is 00:24:30 it's trying it is a bit dry it's been sitting out for about hour. Mmm. Oh, wow. I'm doing.
Starting point is 00:24:38 If that was on my plate with turkey, gravy, all the accoutrements, could I see it getting onto my fork and being a pleasant experience? Yeah. What did you just say? Turkey, gravy, other accoutrements. Yeah, that one. Accoutrements? Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:24:56 Like, I don't know. Like accoutrements. I know. Like other things? Accoutremon. I need to add that to my list of words I like. I don't know if I used it correctly. additional items of dress or equipment or other items carried or worn by a person
Starting point is 00:25:10 are used for a particular activity. I think I'm using it a little bit out of context, but it gets the Lucasing. I'm using it perfectly. Yeah, I mean, that was awesome. Good for you. Thanks. I could, and if it was with mashed potatoes as well. It needs to be wetter, but it's not, it's not disgusting.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Like, chili, I would, I would really have a hard time. But that's not disgusting. It's just like I don't really get the point. Yeah. Okay, time for mashies. I love a mash. These could be wetter if I had my way with them. Dip them in your soup.
Starting point is 00:25:46 Oh, I don't hate that. Dipping? Mm. Thank you. I love mashed potatoes. Sorry, I keep getting confused when to put the mic near my mouth. Sorry, audio only people. Hopefully we don't have anybody like me listening to the podcast or else.
Starting point is 00:26:12 I think we may get a death threat. Honestly, it happens. Sorry. Oh, man, I could just Let me try the mac and cheese And then I can stop eating Live in a bowl of stuffing, I'll tell you
Starting point is 00:26:25 I could, I Can I ask a question? Why are there no mac and cheese sandwiches? There is Really? Why is it not a popular? Yeah, the first time I smoked weed in college I made one.
Starting point is 00:26:42 What? Oh, I just had a bad chew on the mic I can't believe you didn't catch that. No, because it was kind of scared why you'd um sorry um that like think about like a buttery bread like grilled cheese but it's mac and cheese in it yeah i guess they do exist but i just why are they not more popular um in college we didn't have we weren't allowed to have like toasters or anything or like mic we had microwaves i guess and uh because freshman year i lived on campus and dorm so we had to like drill everything and cook
Starting point is 00:27:14 everything on our iron so we had like our iron we had two irons like me and my roommate make make grilled cheese a lot in like egg-o waffles because that's like what we could make. And so we put an egg-o waffle down on each side cheese. And then we had like craft mac and cheese in the microwave little cups. And we put that on top of the, or like in the grilled cheese with it. I was like, maybe I should do culinary school. You know what I make every time I have mashed potatoes? A sunny side-up egg on the mashed potatoes.
Starting point is 00:27:45 And then you pop it and it's just like yokey mashed potatoes. Oh, I've never even heard of that. Yeah, my dad used to make it all the time. I don't know if it has a name, but that's a stomach cake waiting for you, though, by the way. Yeah. Not, I don't think, not for me. I, you would be surprised. There's something about the way those two interact.
Starting point is 00:28:05 There's a food in, um, Hawaii called the loco moco. And it's like rice and then like a burger patty and then an egg on top of that. And you do the same thing, but you put like soy sauce on it. Do you have you ever had a burger or a fried egg on a regular burger? Yeah. I love that. Me too. I wish that was a more accessible option.
Starting point is 00:28:29 Something I don't like. Like give that to me at McDonald's. Feels yuck amok to me to do like when I get like a fried chicken sandwich and they're like, do you want an egg on it? I'm like, no. I've never heard of that. I don't want like a mother daughter situation happening on my sandwich. No thanks.
Starting point is 00:28:44 Yeah. There's something wrong. Blasphemous almost. It's cannibalism, a little bit. There's something, I don't know. It's the wrong energy. Yeah. Yeah. Talk about a P word.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Yeah. Oh, God, the Palleguist. Poltergeist. Oh, don't say it in my apartment. Oh, yeah. Well, you said you've already said it before in here. Yeah, I have. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:29:10 We are really on one. And I think it's because I'm in a two-piece winter set. And it's about- Oh, yeah. It's PJ Day, by the way. 400 degrees. Encourage all of you to get into your PJs. Yeah, it is hot in here. Is this sweet?
Starting point is 00:29:22 Due to it being California. Um, and the AC is not on due to the noise it makes. It's so crazy how like my apartment, we're six miles away from each other. My apartment is probably 20 degrees cooler just from the, I guess the, I guess the wind. I love coming into your apartment because it's just like a being on, it feels like being on the beach. Yeah, it does. It does. It does.
Starting point is 00:29:46 Yeah. I think it's because those, the breeze will come through. Yeah. But it's, peace out, later apartment. Yeah. That sucks. Yeah. They finished instruction, by the way, if anyone cares.
Starting point is 00:29:55 Anyone's keeping up on that. They finished. And oh my God, wait, I forgot I wanted to say. I know we have so much else to do today. That's okay. But I'm going to forget this and probably never say it if I don't say it on here. And then just like, for anyone that's feeling for me for the six months of construction during, or seven months of construction during my 12 month lease. My landlord was outside yesterday and was like, hey, Connor.
Starting point is 00:30:16 I'm like, hey, man. Oh my neck just tints down. Maybe it's him that's giving me the neckache. And he's like, dude, I heard you like ask the construction workers the other day. Like to so nicely to just pipe down basically because I have meetings. Right.
Starting point is 00:30:33 I have Zoom calls. I was like, can you guys please, like, give me 10 minutes to wrap up this call before you start jackhammering my ceiling? And he's like, that was so nice to you. And I was like, yep. And he's like, thanks for being such a good sport. I'm like, yep.
Starting point is 00:30:44 I'm like, and then he's like, I'm like, it's just all character. building and he goes you know you keep saying that and i stole it from you i've started to use and i'm like what the fuck do you have to use it for sir he's like adding uh anyways well i'm glad that you're i'm done it's done and that was like gaslight central i felt like i was in the gaslight district uh-huh sorry that you had to go through that i'm glad it's done and that the soon the second it's wrapping up you're headed out unfortunately never got it's the time to really live there without it That's what's crazy.
Starting point is 00:31:18 Yeah. Yep, but they are redoing Dead Guy's House. That should be in that Alanis Marisette song, ironic. Isn't it ironic? It's like moving out when the construction's done. Yeah, we should write to her about that. She was so incredible in concert. I've never seen a better show.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Speaking of concerts, do you mind? I did go to Harry Styles last night. I don't know if this, we're recording this. I was yes we recorded an episode yesterday that came out last week when I was getting ready to go to the concert and I was expressing that I was fearful that because that it would feel like everyone was kind of looking in my direction because at the show at the show because I was going with Brittany who Broski who is just like I just gets absolutely mobbed in general but especially at Harry Salas concerts and I am feeling embarrassed that I thought someone would even look in my direction, I can't even explain to you what it was like with Britney. Like she is,
Starting point is 00:32:24 she deserves a purple heart. She's an A-list celebrity. She deserves a purple heart. It was like being at the Harry Seiles concert with Harry Styles. Like, it might as well have been. Every time there was a moment of silence, people would cheer,
Starting point is 00:32:35 Britney, Britney, and it was just, and I was scared they were going to put her on the Jumbotron, but they didn't, I think, for her safety. Because people would have stampeded at her.
Starting point is 00:32:48 And then when the concert was over, she was getting stampeded. She had to be let out by a bodyguard. It was really a remarkable experience. Yeah, when I ran into her at ACL on Saturday, I was having an awesome time. Get out of here, fly. That's my stuff. We, we, so like, you know, two years ago,
Starting point is 00:33:12 I was randomly, Sean Mendez was saying we're walking. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I was getting stopped more because I think that the realm of possibility of like talking to Sean Mendes is just so absurd. So like next. Like I'll talk to that loser next to him. But when I was with Brittany, it was like, we couldn't move. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:31 And then so then it's been a year since we couldn't move. And she was like, I'm having the worst day ever because she had to walk through crowds of people where like she is the headliner. Legit. So she was like, I can't even go out there right now. jump on her and touch her, which is really scary. Yeah. It's absurd. And she's got, she's got like such a look, you know, that like, it's not like, is that?
Starting point is 00:33:57 It's like, oh, yeah, of course. That's Britney. Yeah. Yeah, it was remarkable to witness. And she handles it with such grace. Like, oh, is that role model or is that any guy in Hollywood? Right. Right. It's like, no, is that Britney Broski? Or Britney Broski. Britney Brosky. Right.
Starting point is 00:34:14 But yeah, the concert was great. We were standing right next to James Gordon, who had the best energy. The best energy. He was dancing alone, having the time of his life. I liked watching him just as much as I liked watching Harry. Cancel me all you want. I stand by it.
Starting point is 00:34:38 I'll just say that he's probably on a PR tour right now where he can get the most... It felt so genuine. I'd like to pride myself and my ability. to pick up on energies in the room and his was positive. I don't know what else to say. That's great. That's good to hear that maybe he's
Starting point is 00:34:59 turned a new leaf after. He was just having truly the time of his life. Not condoning verbal abuse of anyone, by the way. Separating that instance, him specifically at the Harry Styles concert was a positive experience. Not saying he's a good person. Saying that it was a positive energy in the room.
Starting point is 00:35:23 Yeah. Yeah. Olivia Wilde was there as well. I'm sure a lot of evil people like dancing to music. No, but I'm not, I'm sure that's true. I'm just saying all I can speak to as an energy healer or censor, rather, is that his energy was positive. And that's all I can say. I've sensed negative energy from people dancing before.
Starting point is 00:35:42 You know what? I'll let him have it. Yeah. I hope he's better. Right. I hope so too for everyone's sake. But all I can speak to is that experience. His wife was there as well.
Starting point is 00:35:56 Did not get the same kind of positive energy. Yeah. But I didn't necessarily get a negative energy. Just James was overwhelmingly positive, I have to say. And then that was it. Concert was great. I would like to be going back in January. He's playing again in January.
Starting point is 00:36:16 January? He was sick two days in this tour, so they were moved. They were rescheduled to January. Last night was technically the last one. He should just have the next two and then take three years off. He really should. He's headed to South America today. Oh, great. I'm sure they're very chill about a global pop star. I feel like when you go to like... The come to Brazil, by the way. The come to Brazil crowd is like insane. When I used to like, I used to like follow and like work for those surfing companies and fans and stuff, the Brazilian fans were so crazy. just super fans of every group of people. I don't know what it is about Brazil. I don't either. Because that was like a big joke in my Tumblr era. I was just like come to Brazil. Yeah, no, like the surfers,
Starting point is 00:36:57 like there's a huge Brazilian surfer he's like winning titles and stuff. But the fans that would follow him around are like he's coming out of the ocean and they're running full clothes into the ocean to like pick him up and bring him out of the ocean. It was just wild.
Starting point is 00:37:10 I think that I should end up moving there eventually just seems like a group of people I can get on board with Yeah, their energy. Super fans and. They're passionate. Yeah. They get it.
Starting point is 00:37:19 Yeah. Okay. Well, the concert was totally fun. Any other famous people? Um, not that I saw. Yes, not that I saw. It was really fun. And I had a blast and I owe Brittany my life for it.
Starting point is 00:37:35 Yeah, that's really cool. And then getting in the car to leave, we couldn't leave because people were like bang, not banging on the car, but like getting really close to it and like, walking the area because they were needing to. to see Brittany. Like there was really no difference. If Harry Seiles had come out in the parking lot of the forum, that would have got the same reaction
Starting point is 00:37:54 as Brittany walking through the parking lot. So insane. It really like, I can't. Did you get any videos of it? We should put one up. Yeah, I think I do have some. I have one of the car maybe, but it was really, really like, whoa.
Starting point is 00:38:07 Glad you got out a lot. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, me too. So, do you have a question? No. Oh, I was just going to say, no, I don't. I'm good. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:18 That was it. Do you have anything else on Thanksgiving you want to talk about? Yeah. What are you doing for Thanksgiving? I am going, I don't want to say I'm going home because I don't have a home anymore because everyone moved away. But I'm going to Arizona. Because my dad moved to Arizona.
Starting point is 00:38:35 How should we feel about that? About not having a home? Yeah. I've had a long time to process. Because it's been a few years since my dad moved out. out of like the house I grew up in. So I've had some time. Then he moved to another house in Philly.
Starting point is 00:38:52 So that was kind of like a stepping stone. It's transition period. Okay, you're still in Philly. But this is not the house I grow up with. Steppingstone, transition period. Now you're in Arizona. Okay, like not thrilled to be honest because it's not my home. And I'm just like, I don't really want to go to the desert on Thanksgiving.
Starting point is 00:39:09 I want like foliage and crisp weather. So I'm not stoked. But it's like it is what it is. and home is where your family is, but my family is also entirely spread out and my whole family won't be there. So yeah, I guess I'm not happy about it in summary.
Starting point is 00:39:28 Not miserable by any means. I'm sure it'll be fun. Yes. Yes. Because there'll be food and stuff. Yeah, that's a good point. It's just every family looks different in Thanksgiving.
Starting point is 00:39:43 It's the holiday that really brings that out. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Yeah, it used to be until you know the incident until no home and such no no permanent family home yeah sorry about that burp that's okay that was a Thanksgiving what are you doing for Thanksgiving breakfast burp something you do every year we're just my parents are coming here that's really sweet yeah yeah home is where the family is yeah that's so true and you'll kind of have your whole family together huh that's lovely it is I really am happy for you
Starting point is 00:40:20 Thanks. Yeah. Yeah, they'll be here and whatever. What food are you most looking forward to eating on Thanksgiving? So, like, I was a big, like, I can't have any of my food touch on my plate for, like, the longest time. Like, it would actually send me into a bit of a fit. And then one day, everything changed. And I can't even pinpoint the day, which is shocking to me.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Talk about no core memories. I should know this over that thing. Thanksgiving song, um, everything changed. And now I could put all of my Thanksgiving food into a blender and drink it. Mm-hmm. Because I think it's all great. Yeah. I take a scoop of everything all at once. Cranberry sauce. Turkey. Potatoes. Green beans. Yams. More yams. Buss. Plain. Club. Another club. Wow. Uh, uh, uh, gravy. gravy down my gravy down my throat straight down my throat
Starting point is 00:41:21 I could butt chug gravy so all of it yeah something awesome something I don't like about Thanksgiving is there's nothing spicy oh I love love love love that
Starting point is 00:41:33 hates spicy oh that's yeah yeah yeah really yeah I don't like like like it's coming down to like I don't think I like big flavors at the end of the day well because you have a weak stomach it's not even that it's like I don't like chili I don't like spicy I don't like Indian food I don't like most
Starting point is 00:41:53 Mexican food I think it's kind of like those kinds of spices I don't like spices not I like flavors not spices okay anyway I just realized my favorite food of Thanksgiving is mom mom's pineapple souffle and it sounds kind of weird but it's like the best thing in the world it does sound weird mama won't be what is it oh because that's really that's really sad. It's just like kind of She's gonna be in Philly? She's gonna be in Florida.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Florida? I don't have a home like where I grew up anymore. Yeah, you said that. She'll be in Florida. Mom and Papa will be in Florida. My dad will be in Arizona. My mom will be in Philly.
Starting point is 00:42:35 The pineapple souffle. My sister's gonna be in Philly. What's in the pineapple suflay? I'll be in Arizona. So it's like a suflay made with pineapple? It's so good, Connor. I don't really know what it is. And I don't really like
Starting point is 00:42:47 fruity desserts except for strawberry shortcake. But even with the strawberry shortcake, it's like, let me put the strawberries on the side and have the shortcake. Like, I don't, it's just like I don't love fruity desserts. Apple pie, sure. But not most fruity desserts. But pineapple souffle just kind of tastes like, like a cake with like a little undertone of fruity sweetness, but it's like not like.
Starting point is 00:43:11 That sounds like the most Florida. That's like Florida in a dish. No, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's. I understand what you're saying, but I'm going to make it. I'm going to make it. That's like retirement. I know. I hear what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:43:23 But it doesn't, it's like. Oh, yeah. But none of that's going to look like my mom's pineapple souffle. That looks more like a cougal. A cuggle. That's getting a little closer. So it just looks kind of like mashed potatoes. No, but it's like cakey.
Starting point is 00:43:41 Oh, that's it. Luke, that's it. No, up one. Oh, yeah. That looks really. gorgeous it's gorgeous that's cool oh i'm not gonna have it do you know that sorry random i just remember nico you know nick becker oh yeah he called me last night and said dude we just all sat down with my whole family including my mom and my dad and watched an episode the halloween episode of bnc oh
Starting point is 00:44:03 whoa a family fun and he's like my dad's obsessed really yeah his dad's so funny wow um really nice yeah hey nico i always think about parents watching yeah there are parents i watch i get dames from parents really i don't think i do when i don't think i do when i say i'm really i said that old people whatever and I I think you said they're disgusting yes yeah but I didn't mean that you didn't mean they're disgusting you know my heart I know of course we all do
Starting point is 00:44:27 I don't think that and also I didn't I didn't mean that I did get some DMs from people that are older than me wow I don't saying we're not disgusting yeah that's fair I know I'm sorry I'm sorry yeah um okay
Starting point is 00:44:47 Team. How do we all feel about us moving into the mailbag segment that will carry over into the bonus episode? Woo! I feel real good about that con. Me too. We ask you guys if you need any advice. And turns out you do. So we have some advice that we're going to give you.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Yeah. And we're going to keep these questions anon. Anon, please. Yeah. Except one is from Dumois themselves. Really? Yeah. And we'll let you guess which one.
Starting point is 00:45:17 Okay. Should I go first? Yeah. Okay. Oh, this is what I had mentioned I wanted to tell you something in the last podcast episode that's related to Nick Vile. And this is the question that made me think about it. How soon is too soon to ask someone what kind of relationship they're looking for? I can just say really quickly that I was eavesdropping on a conversation Nick Vial was having with someone the other day.
Starting point is 00:45:41 And Nick Vile was on The Bachelor and just came out with a book on, he has that podcast about relationships. and he came out with a book on it. And I heard him say, I think he was talking to Sally Dar. And he said, don't ask someone what they're looking for. Tell them what you're looking for. Say,
Starting point is 00:46:00 I want to date you. Don't say, what are we? Never say what are we. Don't say, what are you looking for. Say, I want to date you. Clearly asserting your needs. You have the power in the situation. And now it's on them.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Balls in your court. Balls in their court now. Balls in their court. I really like that. I don't really remember exactly his reasoning for doing that, but it sounds right to me. I think it's just taking back the power. Yeah, I think taking back the power is what it comes down to. I don't know how to answer this question.
Starting point is 00:46:31 Okay, well, that was why I picked this question because I was just over here in a conversation about that. So in summary, say, tell them what you're looking for. But they're saying time-wise, how soon is too soon. Oh, I don't know. Yeah. But I'm just telling you what to say when. Oh, God, I don't know. So it's like, feel it out.
Starting point is 00:46:50 I don't think it ever is too soon. I think tell them what you're looking for when you know and when you feel like voicing that. Trust your gut. My least favorite thing. TiG. Yeah, my least favorite piece of advice. I love like people saying trust your gut because it's like if you knew like the bacteria and like viruses or whatever have you that's probably happening in my gut, you would not trust that. My gut's telling me.
Starting point is 00:47:20 Right. Yeah. Totally. Also, what's the difference with you're trusting your gut and trusting your heart? My gut's telling me, hey, seriously, stuffing mac and cheese and mashed potatoes at 10 a.m.? Seriously. What's the difference between you trusting your gut and trusting your heart? Your gut is like a gut feeling.
Starting point is 00:47:42 Yeah. And your heart is like a heartfelt situation. Hopefully that makes sense. you. Yeah. Totally. So I think how soon is too soon? I don't know. If you're looking to date someone, it's like when you feel like, obviously if you, if, assuming you haven't been stalking them on like Instagram and romanticizing and building a relationship in your mind, because that's going to feel like you're much farther along, especially if they're like a Cole from Love is Blind
Starting point is 00:48:09 type situation where they're just kind of dumb and unaware. Like, you're going to have to let them catch up with you or try to expedite the situation on their end because, you're, you're if you're not, if your cycles aren't synced, then it's never gonna, it's not gonna work. Like, you're never gonna be on the same page. Right. If you've romanticized it in your head is what I mean. Like, there's a lot of times when I've been like, huh.
Starting point is 00:48:32 I've had that before where it's like I am like in my head. Like when I fantasize about someone, I'm like, oh, we're like on the verge of a proposal here. And then I'll meet someone and it's like, they're like, what's your name again? And it is like the most jarring experience to go from a few hours ago. You're on one knee. Now you forget my name? Whoa. Babe, I'm putting you in a home.
Starting point is 00:48:58 Yeah. Yeah. Me? No. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The aggressor in this instance.
Starting point is 00:49:04 Totally. Yeah. Okay. So I would just, there's no answer this. Oh, no. I just really wanted to share that I was moved by what Nick Lyle said. I would just make sure timeline-wise you guys are in the same page. I think that you have to figure that out first.
Starting point is 00:49:17 Oh, my gosh. Well, then that's the whole question. How soon is too soon? I don't know if you guys are on the same page. How soon is too soon? And then you're saying timeline-wise Make sure you're on the same page. How?
Starting point is 00:49:27 Because if in your head you're waiting for a proposal And in their head they're like, oh, this girl seems cool. I should introduce myself. That doesn't match up. Right. Yeah, it's hard to know though when you're kind of so in deep.
Starting point is 00:49:42 You need to corner them. You need to corner them like a rat. But I guess in this instance, Like they're already kind of like hooking up. I'm assuming. Oh, if they're already hooking up, then. I think you say I want to date you when you realize you want to date them. Or if you don't want to date them, whatever.
Starting point is 00:49:58 Say what you want when you realize what you want. I think my favorite thing to do is be like, hey, all my friends are going to do something. Do you want to come? Yeah. That's the best thing you can do. Then you find out. Is this real? Right.
Starting point is 00:50:09 Okay. Next. Which one? What do I do if I don't like my sister's husband? I like this one. Oh, yeah. I knew you would like that one. Yeah, because I have an answer for you, because there's a lot of times recently, especially, with people getting married that I know, I've figured out that the situation at hand is you unfortunately need to suck it up.
Starting point is 00:50:30 Because what's going to happen here is, as much as you fucking hate this person, this man, they're married. So, like, as long as she really likes him, you honestly just have to, like, let people enjoy things and let her be happy because what's going to happen is if she's in love with this guy and you say, this guy sucks, I hate him. you're going to lose and then you're going to have a weird relationship with your sister and also it's just it's not going to end well you have to suck it up and let and and honestly once you let that part go where it's like this is not my this is not my relationship it's not my husband you will feel so good yeah like when your friends are dating someone or whatever and like obviously that's not a marriage thing but it's like they seem really happy it's like okay it's not my relationship the same thing happened to me. I think I can say this because like I don't think she's listening on account of
Starting point is 00:51:20 hating me. But my brother had a girlfriend that I was like, oh, are you joking? For like a few years. And I had a really, really tough time with it because I was like, oh my God. Like my brother like is the sweetest, like most amazing like funny like sweet boy. And I was just like, what? And I had a really hard time in my relationship with my brother suffered because I was like, could not. understand but I guess I didn't need to understand because I'm not the one in it and you just have to just like be like okay hi and suck it up because if you don't just suck it up your relationship with your brother or your sister whoever it is your friend is going to suffer and you don't want that I think when I have questions it's like what if because I was like I'll use my brother for example
Starting point is 00:52:09 there were times where I was like okay he doesn't seem happy so what do you do then I hope she's listening by the way. I'm sure she is. That's like a very real possibility. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know anything. I just know that like every time I've been like I hate this person and you have to
Starting point is 00:52:23 say something. It's like, okay, well, they're in love. Right. So you're not a part of that. Right. I'm just saying like when clearly like they are making the person you're close with unhappy. Get them drunk.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Uh-huh. Chat. Have a chat. Get your friend drunk. Get your friend drunk. Have a chat. Or whatever reason you don't like this, the other person like maybe it's a you thing. Take a step back.
Starting point is 00:52:44 Look yourself in the mirror. Uh-huh. Maybe it's a you thing. Second of all, you're going to lose that battle no matter what unless they've, like, cheated on the other, like, there's really nothing you can do. Right. There really isn't. Or they're, like, dealing.
Starting point is 00:52:55 They'll figure it out from themselves, hopefully. Yeah. There's really nothing you can do at the end of the day. Yeah. I think I keep saying at the end of the day more than usual. Um, I keep sweating more than usual. You want to take your, you can take your, you can take your, emitting heat to you?
Starting point is 00:53:12 Can you feel it? No, I feel great. I can't because I'm wearing the same shirt that we recorded in. Who cares? I care because I've never worn this set so it left a bunch of green fuzz all over the shirt. Oh, okay. So we'll just have to move forward. The hardest part about when we give advice is I think we confuse people more than when they came in.
Starting point is 00:53:31 Didn't stop asking us for advice. That's what I've been saying. I would say if you, if you're able to slowly poison your sister's boyfriend, your sister's husband, you could do that too. Okay. Without her noticing. And if you have no moral compass, you could. totally do that. If you can even maybe convince yourself that that's the right thing to do, then do that. Right. Yeah. For sure. This is not legal advice. No. Here's a fun one. How to shoot
Starting point is 00:53:57 your shot with an SNL cast member. Oh, I thought it was going to be how to shoot your sister's husband. No. How to shoot your shot with an SNL cast member? And the only reason I chose that is, do you remember when I shot via DM? Kyle Mooney? Uh-huh. That bruise that you fell on your butt and you saw a photo of your butt? It wasn't my butt. It was my, it was my, it was my, it was my, upper hip. And I had fallen like really hard in the shower. And then I was like, that is like a gorgeous bruise. Like, what a good idea.
Starting point is 00:54:25 Like, let me send Kyle Mooney a picture of this bruise. Caption, I fell. Sad face. Sad face. Sent it to him. Still there, probably. I think you unsent it. Do you think?
Starting point is 00:54:35 I probably had to. And that I was like, that'll get him. That'll get him. I wonder which SNL cast member they're talking about. Probably the new guy who's really cute, but he is a girlfriend because I've obviously already kind of combed through that. Or maybe please don't destroy. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:53 They're all dating people though, too. No, they're not. Just one of them. John. Yeah. Trust me. No, Martin is not. Uh-uh.
Starting point is 00:55:04 What's... Ben? Ben is. I think they... I don't think they're together. They broke up? I don't know. I mean, just from, like, cruising, the internet, I think.
Starting point is 00:55:15 But I don't have any... personal intel. They are straight up normal people. So literally slide in the DMs. They're probably so stoked to be on S&O. If it's any of the new people. And say what? Here's what you should say.
Starting point is 00:55:30 You are, because they know. S&L has been a dumpster fire this season. You are literally the only reason I'm still watching. Do you not think they would be upset by you insulting the show? Something like that. You're my favorite part of S&L this season because they didn't know because like those they don't write the shows like please don't destroy does but I agree that that would be the best part of S&L right now. Right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:58 Interesting. Yeah. I would I would just say that because they are all such a specific part of the show right now and like each person is really like kind of hinged on like each skit is right now. Right now it's like oh there was one good skit this Saturday. Right. And, like, that's the one we all hear about. So I think if... If that...
Starting point is 00:56:18 Seriously. And it sucks because the people that are in the skits are funny because I follow them on Instagram and TikTok. And then you get there and it's like... It's not translating. No, it's like putting... It's like making a cup of Kool-Aid and putting like one eighth of the packet in to the actual funniness and like stirring it out and being like, oh, this tastes like shit, weird.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Random. Yeah, they water it down so much. I haven't. I really haven't even been watching. I think it's because they're trying to be. like so relevant, woke. It's like, we need it to be a little bit like, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:52 Shock factor. Yeah, shock factor. Bring that bad. Yeah, we bring back shock factor. Oh, so sorry, can't answer that question. Good luck. Yeah, you could try sending a photo of a bruise or a scrape or a break in a bone. That will work, probably.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Okay, your turn. How to cure anxiety about tomfoolery that happened while drawn? Yeah. Oh, so speaking from someone who went to the hospital on Friday with their friend to get stitches, I don't know. But were you feeling anxious the next morning? I feel anxious on Tuesdays. Ooh, why? Because like Sunday, I'm like, oh, that was a really fun weekend.
Starting point is 00:57:30 Monday I'm like, is anyone mad at me? And then Tuesday I'm like, oh, like, I can't leave. Oh, my God. Like you start thinking about your weekend and you're like, oh, I said, I talked to so many people. Uh-huh. Try to start a business with someone I went to college with. like I think the key is just getting right back out of the house
Starting point is 00:57:50 Oh yeah And the morning after It's just like don't even let yourself fester And be anxious and think about it Go talk to people talk about the night before Huge fan of the debrief Well the thing is like when you don't have the debrief Like if you've gone out and like hung out with people
Starting point is 00:58:04 Or like been at something like a bar with Or like a pream at someone's house And like there's a bunch of new people that you just met And it's like you don't Or you aren't gonna go hang out with them the next day maybe then debrief with other people talk through it yeah talk through with other people i think about it like this when you go to the gym and you're working out you feel like everyone's looking at you you
Starting point is 00:58:24 you get gym intimidation meanwhile everyone's thinking the same thing they're like everyone's looking at me so no one's actually looking at you that's how it is at a bar well unless you're taking your top off and i used to think like okay no one is worrying about me because they're so worried about yourself but more and more lately when i find my myself thinking about how embarrassing other people are. I'm like, oh, I am thinking about other people. And they're thinking about me in return. So I hope that was helpful.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Just canceling each other out. Yeah. It's true. You do think about other people. Yeah, sometimes. But like, like I said, like, like everyone says, no one's, yes, they are. Sorry. Well, unless you're like.
Starting point is 00:59:09 But they'll forget it about it eventually. And that's what matters. I guess it depends on the tomfoolery. Yeah. There are different levels. Like this weekend on Friday I went, I was at a restaurant with a bunch of people. And I went, there was like six groups of different people that I haven't seen since like college. And I was walking table to table like starting conversations while people are having dinner.
Starting point is 00:59:30 Just because I'm like, oh, I haven't seen you guys so long. But I did it to like six tables. That's fine. It looked like I was the matri-D. I personally think the only thing you have to have anxiety about the next morning and I've been in this position is if you were like not nice. Yeah. Because I've been in that position where I get like a little like nasty and that's the time where I think like okay like Needing to reach out to people right now. I guess it depends on the tomfoolery. Yeah. But I've I've sent texts like just sat on anxiety for so long and sent my Tuesday text. Hey, I just got on hungover from Friday. I am like so embarrassed about and they're like what are you talking about? Right. I think sometimes it almost makes it worse when you're like I'm so embarrassed like own it. People people get drunk. People. People
Starting point is 01:00:15 drink people do an embarrassing thing yeah don't call attention to it unless you owe someone an apology oh i'm i've got my like apologies all typed out right yeah but everyone usually like if you're out it's like what do you go to a bar to do right to go to a party to do you guys so think about if you had six drinks everyone else out probably had at least three so think about there's a little bit of a learning curve there we're like it's not as bad because they're probably also drinking. Right. So yeah. Anyways. I hope that helped. Did that make any sense? What are we looking at? Oh, okay, cool. We're going to carry this over to the bonus. I have to take a shower. Ooh, wonder. Okay. Would love to unpack that and the bonus. Yeah. Okay. Are we done?
Starting point is 01:01:06 Yeah, that's a 60 minute episode we're looking at. All right. Perfect. I hope everyone had fun. Again, we have the bonus episode right after my hour. Okay. It's going to be more questions that were asked and other shite. And then you can sign up for that at TMG Studios.tv. Yes. And if you want to sign up for the close friends Instagram story, the link to that is in the bio of the close friends episode. And merch tomorrow. Yes. Happy Thanksgiving this week on close friends. That's bad. You truly, and I'm so sorry, cannot see him again. I don't know why I have a god complex. I guess you have to go to therapy. I pop my belt off.
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