Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - The Cysters Are Back

Episode Date: September 19, 2024

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What? Are you on a new medication or something? No. Why are you so giggly? Because I just read something funny, but I, it's kind of like, I don't think that you'll, I don't think that you'll think it's funny. Try me. No. Let me see it. Because maybe if I, just, okay, now you have to share it with the class.

Okay. It's just a, it's like a, it's like a fake image of a text conversation between a deer and I think another deer. And it says, did you just fucking hear that? And the other deer's like, what? I'm not even with you. And the other deer is like false alarm, I lo, well, it was nothing. Hey, me and the boys are going to go chill on the road if you're trying to pull up. What the hell was that?

I just heard something. Never mind, it was nothing. Hey, we're in the road. There's a bunch of cars driving. And that just ends. Okay. That's good enough. Deer always be hearing nothing in the woods.

Oh, okay. I didn't even like get that. You know how they're always like... Yeah, I didn't... Okay. Okay. I think it would have been easier for me if I saw it if I was reading it. Oh, good.

Oh, good. What were you laughing about earlier that you wanted to be asked? That conversation about the dears. That was it? No, during the ads. You were like, I said, why are you laughing? And you said, ask me when the episode starts. The conversation of the dears.

There's no way. Yeah, yeah, assuming. Because you weren't even going to share that with me, and you were begging me to ask you why you were laughing earlier. Well, it was really funny. It was really funny to me. The conversation between the two dears. Welcome back to BNCMAP. You guys, we're back in the studio for, and it's been, what do we say?

It's been three and a half weeks. I don't think we've seen each other in like a month. Yeah. Which is so scary. The last episode was so confusing because it was like, I'm getting ready to leave for Michigan. And Michigan, since Michigan, I went to, I went from Michigan to Austin to New York to Long Island, which feels different than New York to me, even though I know it's just an island. Uh-huh. or a peninsula to Minneapolis to Ohio right and then back right and last week's episode you were

talking about bringing max on the plane I know whereas we all know how that ended yeah we all know yeah it's good to be back on our on our normal schedule um I don't I just want to like clear the air right away I have a pimple in the middle of my forehead book I have a pimple in the middle of my forehead. Oh my God. Sisters. C-Y-S-T-E-R-S. What you, what was it? C-Y-S-T. Like sisters. Yeah. But Connor, I have never, I've gotten a pimple everywhere else except for on my forehead. Yeah. I mean, I've gotten like tons of like little pimples on my forehead, but never like a honker. Yeah. There. And what's crazy is I'm 28 and like you, I went 28 years without getting a honking pimple on my forehead.

and then you just wake up one morning, three months in your 29th year, with a honker. And it's like kind of almost a little bit inspiring because it's like it's never too late for your body to start making changes. It could be you could look at it negatively too. Also, I'm choosing to look at it positively. Yeah. You could start getting really hot too. Also, if you can start getting pimples at age 28 on your way. This came to me in a dream.

That's crazy how aligned we are right now because I said, I think I was thinking. Thinking of comparison yet again. First of all, to your point, yes, we're always constantly learning. Uh-huh. And changing. And changing and growing. Yep. And then the same way aging is a blessing, that giant honking cyst in the middle of your forehead is a blessing.

It goes to show you that your body's working. 150% your hormones are flowing. I am. Like, it sets you apart. art, you know? There's so many girls out there. Not many have like this, what we have. Not a lot of, especially at our age, not a lot of boils. If you want to be memorable, yeah, you have to if you're going to make it in the big city, you got to learn how to shake it, you know? And I was thinking last night, like comparison, I was like, there's always going to be someone bigger and better

than you, there's always going to be someone smaller and worse than you as well. And I think I was thinking about just career and stuff, but also your ass. Like people are like, like, oh my, no, not your ass. I was thinking about like, you know, like that could, that could be about your body too. Like there's always going to have someone with a bigger and better ass. But there's also people much smaller and worse asses. There's always going to be someone uglier than you. Yeah.

Yeah. So true. Yeah. Inspiring. Definitely. Completely woke up, saw that pimple. Immediate thought was. inspiration. When we were on Caleb's podcast.

Caleb. Caleb, his podcast, I was, I was talking about, he said, give me, what did he say? You're so true. What is so true to you? I said, every now and then it's kind of nice to have a, have a bing honk and pimple, because it gives me somebody to look forward to, something to work on, like a small project. You know, I'll take care of this later. I'm looking forward to that. I'll get home and be like, wait, there was that, there was that a package I need to open or like a funny email that I'm like, got to get back to? No, pimple that I'm going to go ham on. The one on your head, though, is that one you could pop?

No, it was one that was not even noticeable and then I worked at it until now it's. I've been working late. Because you're a sister. C-Y-N-G-I-R. I don't. Okay. A thing, a thinger. Yeah. We'll just have to move. We'll move swiftly past that reference. But Caleb said that's the most unemployed sentence that I've ever heard. You're looking forward to having a pimple because it's something to do. Yeah. I'm just saying it's kind of fun. We need to get those pimple popping fidgets. What is that? It's like something you pop and goose squirts out. I've been able to be really on it recently about like if I am three minutes and.

do a pimple popping video get off your phone like you're consuming you watch pimple popping video oh 100% I can't watch them oh I'm watching up close I'm watching one on someone's knee you know I'm watch those are actually gross to me the like black pitch and stuff I can yeah I can dive in for minutes at a time and it's great it's fall y'all despite it all it's fall happy fall happy fall y'all y'all means all and fall is for all yeah happy fall I've got a cardigan on today I'm feeling back I've got a sweater. I'm feeling back to basic. We're back in our nets. Yep. I think that the most human thing about me is how when a season ends, I'm like, ooh, what a surprise.

It's getting cooler. I think that was the first marketing of all time is like marketing for seasons about how they work on me every single time. What do you mean? Yeah, that's a good question. I think, um, crap like like Halloween no like no like when it gets cooler I'm like oh my gosh what a good idea like that's so brilliant for it to get cooler I was getting kind of hot and you're saying that that is marketing and then well I'm saying yeah like like seasons marketing so by God that's marketing so everything is marketing then yeah yeah okay yeah what if we turn it's the mind of a businessman what if we turn this podcast like fully into if you're not if you and your circle are not talking about

how weather changes in weather are marketing what are you doing like re-prioritize what is that thing that they always say they're like like six things i learned about um sales from it turning from summer to fall speaking a different language today Maybe I need that new medication you were talking about. But the thing is, I know a couple people out there are like, yes. I'd love to. I'd love to get them on here. It's always two dumb bitches looking at each other saying, exactly.

That's how I felt on Caleb's podcast because he's so funny and so quick. And I don't have that type of humor. I have more of it like, oh, I'll tell you a story type of humor. So every time he said something, I was just like, yes. Yes, King. Sometimes it's all you can do. It's literally all you can do when you're up against someone with that type of brain. I got back today and I haven't driven my car.

They're far away. I mean, not today. Last on Friday night. And I mean, I got into my car for the first time today. Okay. I hadn't driven. I didn't drive yesterday. And my car was making this noise.

And I was like, this is a brand new noise. I'm looking for, like, all my lights are already on on my car. So it's just like, that's not going to help me. My engine light, my tire light, my, my flashlight. And I'm like, what is going on? What is going on? It was a Bon Iver song playing like very quietly at like a low volume. And I was thinking like, that's a lovely sound, but what is wrong with my car?

There's a very small Bon Iver stuck in the hood. It was a crazy experience to be like, oh, the music's on. Yeah, would you look at that? I was like, I could get used to this. That's great, gone. Yeah. That is great. Needed to share.

Speaking of my chest. Sounds. I'm going to segue into this via that segue. Want to hear a story about like, ask and then do with sounds? Yeah. Okay, I was away for the week in Florida. And I got a ring camera to prepare for the trip

because some of my packages have been stolen. and I wanted the opportunity to scream at those people through the ring camera that were moving forward with stealing the packages. But turns out I couldn't figure out how to mount the ring camera onto the front door or anywhere near it. So I just left it inside of my apartment on the floor facing up. Okay. So it was like looking at the ceiling. But it was attached to my phone and hooked up. So if I opened the ring app, I could just see my ceiling.

Yeah. Okay. Which doesn't really help anyone. Yeah. until I'm in Florida. It's past midnight. So like late in L.A. too. Yeah.

And I get a notification from ring. A person has been detected at your front door. And so my front door is inside of my apartment right now because the camera is just called front door. Yeah. So I was like, oh, yay. That's great. Perfect. I'm screaming like at everyone.

Like there has been a person detected inside of my apartment. We all gather around my phone. open my phone to the ring app and you hear like a door slamming what okay hear a door slam it sounded like either the front door opening or like kitchen cabinets being opened and slammed i didn't see a person though but obviously everyone is like freaking out i'm paralyzed megan thank god like something kicked in the high gear for her she called 911 and like got transferred to the l-a 911 and was like someone is breaking into my house

blah blah blah they sent out cops the cops never called back they said that they were sending somebody out to look but never called back which everyone was like okay that's a good sign like you didn't see anyone in the camera like it was probably just a noise outside like

they do do like ring picks up noises too yeah everyone was like trying to call me down like they didn't call back it's a great sign probably just a noise outside something detected like a like a fly or something like Beth Ann's ghost or something like you're all good and then sodi our friend who is so funny truly but she had had so much of the binky that she was kind of in a place where she wasn't able to read the room like in that specific moment while everyone was trying to calm me down

and she goes it honestly kind of sounded like someone threw a brick through the window or something in the middle of everyone coming no like you're so fine she's a real like She's a realist. But anyway, I had to wait seven days to get back home because I didn't have anyone that could go over and kind of like see if all was okay. Anyway, I think everything was okay. When I got home, nothing was super out of order. The AC was on even though I know I turned it off. But maybe that was the wind.

I don't know. So someone might have broken into my house. And just like stayed because they knew you were leaving. And just was, I mean, everything was in perfect condition. Your door locked? My doors were locked. Windows shut. Windows shut.

Locked over my windows. It could have genuinely been the ghost of Bethann. Turning on the AC. Wow. I don't know. And also, I think my AC might have been on a timer. But I'm not positive. I can't figure it out.

Weird, huh? It was truly nothing. It was truly nothing, but it was also everything. Well, we also. also had earthquakes like three last week. Yeah. So I couldn't knock something over. Maybe that was a movement or but it literally said sometimes the ring camera says there's

been movement detected and sometimes it says there's been a person detected and it said there's a person detected. You ever check what your house is built on top of? I don't want to. But it's like somehow recorded and you want to hear the slamming. Yeah. But it's also confusing because when we went back to listen to it again, it's just us screaming because I think that was recorded and projected out.

through the camera. Does that make sense? Yeah. History. Oh, how would you even... You have to, you have to, you have to buy the membership for Ring to see your, like, history of, like, what it's recorded. Okay, that's, that's just me. Oh, here's person, answered motion. Sounds peaceful.

I swear it was something. No, that couldn't have been it. It's this, it's this, it's this. I think that was me. I think I Okay Hang on

Hang on Obviously like I believe you No Listen at the beginning of that Before people started talking Did you hear that? You get that brick being thrown

Through the window You know what's crazy I hear a lot of you guys Do you think something happened In the room that you were in? I'm starting to get confused There it There is it

That was it That was it. Did you hear, and then did you hear me gasp? Listen to the beginning. That's the sound in my apartment. Are you pressing play? That was it.

It sounds like you might have a rat. It sounds like a rustling. That's the slamming of the kitchen cabinets. It sounds like this. Oh my God. There is almost like the. The ghost. If you look when it said, because it said person detected, that ray of light in the ceiling.

Yikes. Do you like that story? Yeah, I do like that story. I was excited to tell you that. Yeah, I'm someone who lives alone and checks. Every time I come home, I check every closet. Well, I walked in the door and I was just like, hello, when I got home. You know what's crazy is I will convince myself, like, I'll get in bed and be like, you didn't

check the kitchen cabinets and then I'll be like but the kitchen cabinets are so small I'm like what if what if the smallest person ever broke in and there's like some cabinets that I don't really use in my kitchen and they maybe someone could totally fit in a cabinet like I could fit in a cabinet if I needed to but there's people smaller than me that would easily fit in a cabinet I could fit in a cabinet comfortably you could live in a cabinet yeah you could live in a cabinet did you see that St. Ives ad yep those women Those women. Yeah.

I do want to flag. This is another example of people like commenting on a post of mine being like, I didn't know you were that short, in which case I do want to refer them to the 411 highlight on my Instagram. But those women, women in the ad were seven feet tall. And I'm not exaggerating. They were in the seven range. I asked. Yeah, no.

They were breaching seven. Did they play sport? They were something. They were definitely some. There was some reason that they were that tall. Like some there was something there They were in for something They weren't American

Okay So maybe it's maybe genetics is the reason that they were that tall I think it's like genetics X like they're in L.A. Like for a convention Right The tall convention Like it was something Like that wasn't I'm not

I don't look like that next to everyone No they were massive They were a massive pair They were a massive pair of Women. Well, that's just like great going into the season that we're going into. I am getting more and more spooked more than ever. Really?

Yes, it's so weird because I've always been okay. I am becoming more scared in general, which is crazy. Of like spooky things or just... Just like convincing myself like, like that thing I just heard is not nothing. It's like, oh, it's like something. I genuinely think... Yeah. ...acting carelessly because you're...

Eh. Do you think that's like an evolutionary advantage, like when we get older? Because it's as you get older, you do become more weary of things. And I wonder if that's like a benefit to like you're not as spry. You used to be. You need to be more alert. You need to be more careful. Like a deer hearing nothing.

Yeah. Like if you hear a sound, like you're honestly not going to be as quick now that you're older. So you better get more spoof. Be proactive. I bet that that's literally like survival of the fittest, etc. Yeah. This episode is brought to you by Prime.

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stacked cast good cast good acting great scene like the whole thing should be on my alley literally couldn't I know this is a me problem

like I couldn't get off my phone which a good show will get me off my phone I was like oh crap I just missed like 10 minutes I'm not rewinding I gave it after two episodes Really? Yeah I'm gonna rewatch it

when I am in a better mental state but I don't know why I was so scared watching it and it's like it's fine like Leaves Shriver good actors are like, was scaring me. Really? Like, which is good.

I'll never say no to a Nicole Kidman. Oh, Nicole Kidman. Limited series. It's perfect for that role. She is so special. She's up there with like Merrill Streep to me. She's working overtime. She is.

Is she in another like age gap romance or is that someone else? Oh, she's married to Keith Urban. No, I'm talking about a project. She was in that Joey King. Oh, yeah, yeah. She's in that Joey King when with that guy from. but I think there might be another one. What's the one with Harris Dickinson coming out?

Baby girl. Is that her? Yeah, good job. Like, that's another, that's another one. She is really working hard. Well, she's a singer. Yeah, exactly. And we're, she just has no cysts.

Not one. Nicole Kidman has. I wonder if she's ever had acne. There's no way Nicole Kidman has ever had a pimple. Yeah. It's crazy to me that Nicole Kidman. Poops. Poops. Sorry to talk about poop. There's no way she does. Like I think that she has it, I think every time she has a poop come across her desk. Like she probably. It gets sucked back up. She probably like reverts it into energy to power her body. Out of all the people in the world.

Out of all of the people in the world, probably specifically women in this instance. Who do you think poops the like who just like does not poop? Who is the. Who is the. Who exemplifies never having pooped, besides Nicole Kidman. Like a Gwyneth Paltrow? No, she poops. She does poop. With all like that, like roughage that she's eating, she's pooping. Roughage? Yeah.

What's you talking roughage? What does that mean? That's like lettuce. Yeah. Like stuff you'd put in a compost bin? Vegetables? Yeah, well, like a specific kind, like roughage. Okay.

Can we look up roughage? You're going to be right. You're always right about the words of stuff. Well, I'm actually like kind of. Oh, yeah. It's like veggies. Yeah. It's like fiber.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that. Oh, but it's also nuts and. Oh, okay. Oh, what is reference definition? Like whole foods. It's like stuff that you would find a compost bin, genuinely, I think. Lentils.

I think that it's just like make your own definition. What is it? that's a good question. Plants and carbs and plants. That you can't. Yeah, so you poop. This is stuff you poop out. Or do you poop out what you can digest?

Let's move on. There are two types of main fiber, soluble and insoluble. Most foods, high in roughage, contain a combination of these. But are usually richer in one type. Okay. We're reading about poop. The fiber absorbs water to become gel-like. I don't see Jennifer Aniston pooping.

She is having a C-section every time there's. There's a poop that comes across her desk. She's having it surgically removed. That makes sense. What is she up to? She was at the Emmys. She was. Did you watch?

Did I watch? No. Okay. No, I didn't watch. What was the music award or whatever? It was it MTV or AMAs or whatever? VMAs. The VMAs should were just performance, performance, performance.

And I was like, this is dumb. Isn't that how it worked? Did anyone get an award? People did? A little, yeah. Okay. That makes sense. Yeah.

So I was like, I'm not going to watch the Emmys. But there was a lot of good people at the Emmys that I'm proud of. The Hacks team that was like that deserved. And then the bear won a bunch, which is cool. Like, I know, like, we keep, like, beating a dead horse with this one. But, like, the fact that that is nominated in comedy is kind of, like, very frustrating. I figured out why. Why?

It's because of the length of each episode qualifies it as a comedy. That doesn't like, that's not the change that. I think it's a dated category system, but that's how it works right now because it's shorter. I watched Ungentlemanly Warfare, which was phenomenal if you like, like kind of Pirates of the Caribbean type stuff where there's like a lot of like battles. I don't think I do. And but like it's like humorous. but it's like I think it's based it's it's based in fact it was cool it was like um Winston Churchill's it was from his uh documents that he kept on file and it was like a story

based on that but I like the war the war stuff that's like and then they make a version of it it's like fun and easy to digest love but it was about it was about World War II and the Nazis and stuff but they made it like able to digest I don't know how else to say it. say like as far as history goes World War II could capture my interest. Yeah. It's fascinating and again it was like it was really well done. Look at this cast too. Henry Cavill

Cavill was in it? I didn't know that he was even in it. I watched the whole How? I don't know. I didn't even notice. He's not someone you miss. I did. I think you might have had a beard or something. It was Alan Ritchson Hero too. Okay, I don't know any of these people. It was good though. I highly encouraged to watch if

you like historically accurate, semi-accurate things. Oh, that's him. Interesting. Did not clock. Did not clock that T. Speaking of historically accurate, you know what my next big project is going to be? Have you ever seen that massive Stephen King book? I think it's like over a thousand pages that's about Lee Harvey Oswald and like going back to

the JFK assassination. Yeah. I think that's going to be my new, my new personality. Yeah, I want to read that. That'd be cool. Like, not any time soon, but that is going to be something that's on my bucket list. I would read that with you. Would you really?

Yeah, I would love to do that. There is no way. I promise you I would love to do that. Do you want to read that? You know, I went to a book store. No, I didn't. You didn't tell me. In the Hamptons.

And I was like, I'm going to get a damn book. I go section to section. Not for me. Not for me. Because for me, and this is going to not sit well with people. And I'm okay with that. I like to either read a self-help book. that changes.

Like, when I watch a movie, I, like, want to take away something. Uh-huh. I either change my personality or I learn something. It's not too much to ask. But, like, when I read... Asking for a light personality. When I read a fiction, I'm like, it's not really doing anything for me. It's like, it's a fake story.

It's never existed and it won't ever. But what if you've read something that's almost like so fake that it's like you don't even have those thoughts? Because it's like, yeah, obviously this is so fake. Obviously. Like drive-hance or something. I don't... No, I read Aragon. I can write my head around.

Did you really? Yes. You like liked it? I don't remember. It didn't stick with me. But I got to the historical historical fiction, which is what I think they have to call it

because it's not exactly correct, but there are facts in it, like timeline stuff that's like like makes sense. It's accurate. Yeah. But I couldn't find one because I got stressed out

and I was like, I don't want to like get halfway through a $40 book because that's what hard covers cost. Yes. You know, on the plane and be like, this sucks ass. I'm not watching it. Because imagine if I got a historically,

historic fiction book. What if you got a Kindle? Yeah. Imagine if I got a historical fiction book and it ended up feeling like anyone but you, the movie. And I would have to shut it page four and then burn it. Then it would be a book burner. You need to go past page four.

Oh my gosh. Many times page four is where I throw in the towel. No, you can't throw in the towel until it leaves. 20. That's a long time for me. I read slow. That's a lot of that's that thing that we talked about where like you use the time the time sinking something. I have that with books. I either quit at 20 or if I go past 20 I'm all in. Sunken time fallacy I think. Yeah. Um, okay. So we're going to read we'll read. I think it's called like 11. It's the date. Yeah. Yeah. 11 22.63. Uh huh. Okay. What? Okay. It's about a time traveler who, okay, Elon. Okay. Who attempts to prevent the assassination of U.S. President John F. Kennedy. I wonder why you were drawn to this book.

I have no idea personally. I cannot think of a reason off the top of my head. I'm feeling a little manipulated by that presentation. What do you mean? You picked this book. I told you I've been interested in JFK recently for no reason. Yeah. Oh my gosh. It's random. Yeah. But I'm interested, and I've been interested in Stephen King recently. Yeah. Yeah.

And has Jack Schlossberg ever? I don't know what you're talking about genuinely. It's irrelevant and off topic. Speaking of battles. Speaking of battles. I had a battle when I landed in Los Angeles on Friday. What happened? I flew southwest.

Who said, who said, hmm, guys, what if we have, people buy a ticket and then make them fight each other for a seat assignment who said that why are you the only one that does it because it's so interesting how they like are digging their feet in like we'll stay the only one it's not it's not relaxing like I think it's to make people be like okay your section is loading like get here you're gonna be middle seat I think but like imagine spending more and getting in an earlier section and then like like having a bowel movement or something being like oh I'm late now I'm in the middle seat and I paid the same as this person or like because you can't pick your seat.

It's stupid dumb. It doesn't make sense. So that made me mad first of all because I had to connect. Did you get middle? I had two legs. No, I was in line. I stayed in line. I was in line for so long just like standing waiting, which I hate lines.

But so anyways, I get on and the middle seat was open next to me. This young man sits in the window and we're row 11 and we land in L.A. at like 8 p.m. There's no more flights going out besides a red eye going to the east coast. Like there's no nowhere to be. We land. I'm sitting there. We have just touchdown. The whole row is full.

I'm sitting there and he goes, you're going to go, my guy? You going to go. My guy. My guy. My guy. Oh, my God. And I go.

I literally would have gone blind in that. I go, I go, oh, I've never done this. I go, go where? I, we fought back. People are looking. I go, go where? He goes, people are moving. I go, you want to go?

Be my guest. He steps over me, gets in the aisle, and I go, nice. I go, nice. Everyone's laughing. You never do that. I'm feeling good. And then, guess what? Things started moving.

I stand up behind him. We are inches apart. Five rows in front of us. he keeps going like this come on come on like for it's the oldest people by the way how old is he

he's like our age I think or maybe younger but he's like pissed off like people aren't getting there I'm like these are oldest people in the world like what are you gonna do right this old man five rows in front of us takes his bag

on accident his suitcase was like four rows up the guy takes you hey hey what the hell hey that's my bag oh my god that's my bag I'm like, this is amazing. This is amazing. Like, he can't move. Like, no one's moving. He's like trying to push past the guy in front of has heard this transaction happen between us is like this. Puffing out his chest like he's not getting past me. I'm like this is the people have won. My guy. Oh my gosh. Oh, my guy is like could be worse than bestie. Bestie. Or what's the new one that I hate?

Hey, hey, so this is insane. My guy could be worse than, hey, so this is insane. I have not heard. Or girly pop even. I have not heard my guy. That was the most belittling. Hey, my guy, so this is insane. Oh my God, can you imagine?

My toes just curl. Holy cow. No, that was horrible for me. It's literally like me being at the light and it turns green and I start to put on you honk at me. I'm like, oh, guess he was going five miles per hour down this one lane. I got nowhere to be, bro. I'm landed in Los Angeles

I'm going home That's awesome Go to sleep Oh and he literally Chased this guy down They have like a thing I walk past him Unbothered

Actually not even unbothered Chipper Because I won That's all That really is great Getting a couple laughs on that plane Like because there's people close enough Was literally like being in a group chat

And everybody goes React ha ha ha Uh huh That is like truly like a goosebumps walk away Oh my gosh Gosh, it's great. It's like, yeah, whatever. That's awesome.

Yeah, it was, it felt really good in that moment. And also to have like allies on that plane be like, yeah, this guy sucks. Because like, you never know. It's like, I'm going to get up when it's like appropriate. I'm not going to let people walk past us, you know. And I hate to have the conversation about like standing up on the plane lands again. I feel like it's been had. But I'm doing my due diligence, you know.

Like I put my backpack down in the. row so like if someone wants to get past from behind it's like do it but like my you know if they're not a freak they're going to wait because I'm going to get up as soon as I'm allowed to yeah I don't know I sat next to the most incredible young man on my flight home that's refreshing and we've changed numbers uh he's 11 okay he's he just got a phone it was just his 11 birthday um such a legend was telling me all about his nieces and nephews for like 15 minutes that's a young uncle. No, they are stuffed animals. They're his cousin's stuffed animals.

He cares about them just as much as he does, his own children who are his stuffed animals. We went through the catalog of every single one of not only his stuffed animals, but also his funco pops. And that flight flew by. And I showed him my tattoo. I said,

this is my stuffed animal. And he loved that. Wow. I mean, what a connection. That was Kismet for me next to my next to I would have held my breath till I passed out if I was sat next to that young man. I mean, he, and he was decked out. He had a build a bear at full, and he was doing full pajama set. I mean, he was a literal legend.

I can't say enough good things about him. He's like, he's like an actual soulmate. That's true, D.S. Hearing like an 11-year-old boy comfortable enough to speak about his nieces and nephews like that. Yeah. I wish him nothing but success. Good. And I know he will find it.

That's the thing. And I hope I'm a part of his story. You have his number. That's so true. Maybe you should bring him on the podcast. I genuinely was thinking about asking to come on obsessed. Yeah. He lives downtown.

Perfect. Yeah. That's great. I pick him up. Go pick him up. Yeah. Kim, we have to talk about it. What?

Oh, speaking of young men. Yeah, I ran into. So when I was in New York, the last day I was there before I started tour, I'm like walking across the street in Soho. and I see Matthew Ray Goobler crossing the street with his family and I was like I'm not gonna bug him it's a Sunday night it is so insane

like he's the most spotted he's everywhere he's what's that movie everything everywhere he's everything everywhere all at once genuinely well I was like I'm not gonna bug him he's like with his family and so I just like literally take the most blurry like quick tap and I send it's working and I was like MGG is here

and she was like OMG say hi and I was like I already walked away, but, you know, whatever. He was with his family. From my end, when I said OMG say hi, you didn't answer. So at this point in my head, I'm thinking, like, okay, something's happening. No, nothing was happening. I know. I, like, literally just, like, walking around.

It was like my, it was a very peaceful evening. There was a point where you weren't answering and I was like, something's happening. Oh, I was buying like a little coin purse and a, a. market little like tourist market in little Italy okay and it was really funny and I wasn't I wasn't yeah like respond responsive at that time right so in my head I'm like okay this is I'm expecting a face time for Matthew but then I was like oh my gosh like we're walking and it's just me and Hunter and we're walking and then he literally walks by ass and I was like oh hey Matthew whatever he's like oh my god hey and he squint

and I was like and I like squints too were like squintsters and I was like yeah we did the and he's like oh my god button guy because of that last story when I first when like we were at that premiere

he never forgets a face no he was like oh my god you gave me that button and I was like I gave me that button he was like I wish I had a button to give you he's like I'm gonna start carrying around a button in my pocket just in case we run back into each other and he told mama and Papa Gubler that you saved his life.

Literally. Yeah. And he was like, yeah, I was at, you know, our friend's movie premiere and it was the movie that we went to. Yeah.

Um, blah, blah. And I was like, oh, yeah, whatever. Um, and then he was like, let's get a picture really quick. And then I got to go.

And I was like, okay, take a picture, but we were going to call you. Like, that was my plan. I had had like half of a can at that time. Uh-huh. I wasn't planning on,

like, chatting with anyone. And so I was getting like really anxious about the photo, the initial photo I took. Uh-huh. when we were crossing the street that I sent to you. Yes.

Because I was like, oh, like he was with his parent. Like, you know, like, I don't think he saw it, but I was just like convincing myself. Right. I get that. But no, he fully was like, oh, my gosh, like, love you. He's literally the greatest guy. And tell everyone how he smelled. So clean.

I don't want to be like a stalker. I always notice, like, when I hug people, I'm like, oh, you smell good. Did you tell him that? No. You just thought it. Yeah. Okay. I was like, I don't want to cross.

He would like that. I don't, yeah, I don't know. I feel like when you were telling me this, I could feel your love for Matthew. Yeah. In a way that made me feel so happy. Yeah. Well, I was really like, oh, that was like unnecessarily nice.

Like his parents are sitting there, like, they were like, how well do you guys know each other? Like, it was like, I could tell they were like, who, like, because he was like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, like all these like facts about me and I was like I don't even remember telling you that he I mean he is literally oh look a pop-a-goobler in the back oh yeah he was so sweet too I mean that family yeah plan B is a backup birth control option that's there for you when things don't go according to plan it specifically works after unprotected sex and before pregnancy occurs by temporarily delaying

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I was truly elated because of the way that Connor was speaking about him. Oh my gosh. It felt like when one of your best, it literally felt like when Izzy finally started reading Akitar and she's like, oh my God, this is so good. The way you were speaking about him was just like nothing but loving your heart. It was lovely. And the smell of him smelling like clean linens. Oh, clean linens, yeah.

Literally, like, made me so happy. And this picture, like, brings me nothing but happiness. Was there a part of me that wished it was me? Yeah, of course. Like, of course. That's only natural. Anyone would understand that. But genuinely, I felt nothing but positivity and also the need to go to bed at 7.30 p.m.

Yeah. Damn. Like, I really. You, you too. You too. two of a kind and he was like you look so you dress so cool

oh I need a dress cooler I was like I look like crap like this was like a Sunday this was like the only stuff I had left to wear I was wearing my sandals that

or the sandals that have been hurt around the world because they flop around when I wear them places they are flopping and like it's like so like guy that works in a market

in a different country like selling street food. Like they're like so not normal. It's like very not me shoes. Like they're like, I don't express how I feel that the sandals. They're not, their shoes you'd wear at a resort too. They're wicker. Like they look like Jesus sandals,

but like a little bit not. Are you also wearing a sweater? Yeah. You were doing a sweater in the wicker sandals? I totally, I'm telling you. I was like the island of Misfit toys my fit for this. I feel like you look so cool. I'm like, you look so cool.

I'm like, you look so cool. It's not white jeans Okay It's linen Oh you were doing linens No underwear linen Too You were doing no underwear linens

Oh your no underwear linens Are pressed up against Matthew's thigh Like that Yeah That's awesome Yeah It was fun night It was an injuring

I really not My little purse I got Oh my god It's spectacular My coin purse I bet Matthew loves that I got it from It says

It says I heart New York I really want you to watch An episode of Criminal Minds now Just so you can see How phenomenal I have watched. No, you haven't. I have watched episodes.

You haven't, but you haven't studied Matthew's performance. When I'm like at the emergency room and that's what's on. You're thinking of like Law & Order. You have not studied his like performance. That's what I'm trying to say because him and this young agent behind you, wow. Yeah. Once you see the way he channels all of that beautiful energy into his craft. Yeah.

I love him. I know. I do too, Connor. I do. Sweet. I know he really is I have to tell you something Yeah tell me something

I went to a workout class this morning Oh good for you Is that not the most shocking thing At seven What? I know Huh? I know

It's very confusing What kind of workout class? Core power Why did you start with that That's like the big That's the most breaking news that we've I meant to Like I

That is so admirable of you To go before a podcast And I know I know I picked up case of doms. Like I feel it starting, I feel the beginning stages of just like being sore after a workout. It's not even, it's just off. Like something's off.

And I know that come tomorrow and you, because you know it's delayed onset. I know come tomorrow when I wake up. I'm doing work from home tomorrow. And Izzy, can we do obsessed? Are we doing obsessed from the cuck chair on Thursday? I'm going to have to just due to a pre-existent condition. Yeah. Yeah.

So I'll. Well, at least you're able to get ahead. of it because you've totally ahead of it I know what to do I'm prepared I'm not going to think I have tumors on all of my bones I'm excited I'm honestly excited to brave the doms knowing what I know you should get in like a hot tub or something or like a cold plunge I don't know how you would access either of those at this time honestly like having doms knowing you have doms it's almost like there's something about it that's good it's scary when you don't know what it is is, but then when you know, like, oh, this is my body's muscles being sore because I worked

so. Yes. Yes. You just say that we got there. I'm going to be sore after a workout. That's okay. That's like normal. No, Connor. No, no, no, I'm not, you're talking about workout sorenness. I'm talking about doms. You've never, this is coming from someone who's clearly never had doms. You're right. You don't, you can't speak about doms unless you've been sore after work out, but I've never had delayed onset muscle sadness. I'm trying to put it, I'm trying to put a positive spin on it. not scared. Good for you. This is a person facing a disease head on and I'm not scared. Good for you. Okay, like I was last time. I'm embracing it because what else can you do? Going in head on to the Domes. Yeah, you're right. It's not, it's not, it's not, I'm sore after a workout. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's the

problem with Dom's is that's what people think and that's why people don't take it seriously. Right. So when I work out today. You've never had doms and you never will. I'm gonna do chess and then Thursday when I'm sore, that's not delayed onset muscle soreness. That's being sore for my workout a day later. You are literally, cosplaying is one of those male doctors that tells women like, oh, like, it's, it's normal to throw up and bleed out and faint every time you have a period.

What? That's you right now. No, I'm not. You're literally delegitimizing. My health issues. No, I said, I'm saying, you said I absolutely can't experience doms. You said that. You said that's unique to you.

It's unique to the population of people who experience doms, which you've clearly never had based off of the way that your lack of understanding is neon. Oh, I have clearly never had it. No. You kind of sound like one of those doctors, actually. No, I can't because I'm a woman. Oh, shit. Yeah, I always forget about that.

Okay, I have, I have. have some stuff really quick. Okay, I'd like to hear it. One, Obama came out and said, I listen to all the music on my summer playlist. And I once again have to call him out and say, no, you don't. I think he did. No, he doesn't. I think he does. No, he doesn't. He does not. I love to give Obama benefits it out. At this time, I can't because he said he's bumping that by Charlie XX. an ex-president is not talking about maybe he listened to the song but he didn't listen to the lyrics

I literally have like no issue picturing him in the way that you do I've always had more vivid imagination though oh my God today today today today it's because I got my workout in I've got an edge to me yeah wait till that Dom's kicked in

don't even picks in two did you watch the debate Yeah, I did actually Good for you I had a show What do you mean good for me? Because a lot of people don't

What do you mean? Oh my God I need bulletproof glass in between us Just fucking with you man A lot of people Well the people at my show did not Because my show was the same time As a debate

So I was coming out and like reporting Like here's what's going on on the debate That was absolutely so funny Trump is a comedian Like it's a joke Like he's Did you see that video of him when the lights went on? No.

Not at the debate, but like it's some other thing. Like, lights went on and he like freaked out because they were too bright. Oh. And it's like a meme. It's like my like ADHD autistic dad like when the lights go on and he's like no, no, no. It's funny. Oh, I didn't see it. Let's see.

I'll have to see it. I think you'd like it a lot. I'm sure I would. I really do. I think that might be it maybe, no? I was in, I was like right near the area where he said that people are eating your cats and dogs. I love that. It's so insane.

I have, like, I think he could do the funniest thing ever if he just dropped out of the race and became Donald Trump on SNL. And they could stop hiring Donald Trump impersonators. Just read your lines. Or don't make up your lines. It would be less funny if he's trying to be funny. What's so funny is it like he's so serious. I know. Eating.

Looking him when the lights go on. I like the remix of that. Did you hear that? Yeah, it's great. They sent here so that we put them in our jails. Okay. Because to put them in our jails, they didn't pay the electric bill. To put them, oh, I like that much better.

Everyone's cheering. Wouldn't you? Wait. And then the lights go on after this. Oh, that's so much better. Those lights were brutal. I think this might have been after his freak out. Wouldn't that be a little scary as someone who's now been.

like had two assassination attempts to be like oh the lights are out they didn't pay the electricity like that is the plot of every movie where they're trying to perform a heist Did you ever see Trap? Remind me what Trap is. That was just the one that just came out

with the concert Maybe bottom left Izzy The concert where the serial killers in the concert No wait that's the one that you told me about that I want to watch Yeah I think you would find that energy Yeah I need to wash that

What's it on? Get those lights off! Off! Turn them off. They're too bright. Turn them off. Turn them off. Let's go. Ready?

Turn off the lights. Turn off the lights. Like what's scary? If I were there, I would have been turn off the lights. Turn off the lights. Turn off the lights. Oh my God. It's hilarious.

It's so fucking. You're right. It is funny because he's not doing it on purpose. But I just like, his energy is. If it wasn't so like, If you didn't know anything about him, he's hilarious. If it wasn't so, like, this is the end of the world. Yeah.

Yeah. I've been getting, by the way, like, speaking of this whole, like the election stuff, have you been getting like a million election texts a day? No, I don't get. 50. 50 a day. I get calls before I wake up. 7 a.m.

They start. Call, call, call. And it's scary to get, like, calls from numbers you don't know. And then they call you twice. And it's like, oh, crap. Like, do I have? Is it like a bill at collections or something? Or like, you know?

Or like, is it an family emergency that I missed? When you wake up to like several missed calls, it's like, oh crap. Totally. I already don't sleep good. One of my phone starts to like go off before I've, and it's on do not to serve. What? Is your phone ringing? Scam likely.

Oh my God. Answer. Let's see who it is. Hello? Hello? It's the brick being thrown in the window. Hello? Hang up.

That is like, how much. They're not prepared for me to answer. Wow. Yeah. I keep getting calls from laser away. Well, I don't want to talk about that again. I don't know. Right.

You might get sued. Do you think? I don't think you can get sued for talking about like a bad experience. Can you? Liable, I think is like. I don't think it's liable. I don't know. It's definitely their fault.

Anyways, pick one of these thingsies. I like a lot. of the presidential debate is just like a bullet point. Okay, want to play three to one? We'll pick three things that I want to talk about. You narrow it down to two. Or you pick three things you want to talk about. I'll narrow it down to two.

Then you pick the final. Um, okay. Wait, what you... Pick three, but you would want to talk about. Okay. Any three. Oh, your feet are itchy. That made your feet it?

Do you want me to just pick one? Yeah. Um, Dave Grohl. You want to do Dave Grohl? Yeah, kind of. Wow. Okay, go for it. I mean, I don't have much to say.

What do you have to say? Besides the fact that he, how long has he been married? I think it was like 21 years. He's been married for 21 years and just announced that he will be moving forward with having a child outside of his marriage in kind of just like a very matter of fact Instagram post. Which like, yeah. Yeah, that's definitely one way to let us know. I think this is like, hey, before this comes out, Like I felt like he like knew it was going to come out.

You know, like, I'm owning it. I have a child. I'm going to raise it. Love my family, though. It's like, okay, cool. You kind of covered all your bases. Born outside my marriage, I planned to be a loving support of parent to her. I love my wife and my children.

Do you think that he, oh, he's doing everything he can to regain their trust and their forgiveness? Okay. I was going to say, like, do you think he needs to, like, this should have included an apology, almost? Because it's like there's almost like... You don't have to apologize to the public. Right. I guess he's letting us know that he is working on. Right.

I guess like what else? I guess like this is kind of... It's the Reynolds paper. This is literally... Oh my God, Izzy. This is the Reynolds pamphlet. What's that? Hamilton did this.

Oh. When he cheated on his wife, Burr and some other founding fathers were like, we know that you've been embezzling from the government. Every time you say bear, I'm like, lick it or a blanket. Because in reality, like he was... He was funneling money to the cuck because the husband of the woman that he was cheating with knew.

And he was like, you can keep cheating on, on, you can keep cheating on your wife with my wife as long as you pay me. So he was cucking out. And Hamilton was paying him. And then the government was like, we know that you've been embezzling government funds. And he was like, no, it's all good. I'm just cheating. Yeah. Okay.

And so then he, to get ahead of things, wrote this like massive pamphlet to be like, I cheated on my wife in our family bed. like I brought this one minute, blah, blah, blah. This is so well said, Izzy, this is the Reynolds pamphlet 2.0. And, like, kind of like, yeah, I guess. I don't know what else you would say if you're trying to get ahead of it. Like, I guess you don't have to apologize to everyone else because you didn't do anything to us per se. We're great. I mean, I don't know.

If they would have, like, like. Megan liked it. Yeah, I saw that. I don't know. They probably have fans that are like, I am not listening to your music anymore. because you cheated on your wife. Like, I kind of, I don't know. I never know how I feel about separating the art and the artist.

It gets confusing. I'm kind of like fully able to do that. I'm sometimes and I'm sometimes not. So I don't want to be inconsistent. Yeah. So I'll just say nothing. I think you're allowed to be inconsistent. Like with him, I'm just like, I don't really care.

Like I'm not invested in him as a person. So like I'm able to separate it easily. But when I'm invested in somebody, like if Andrew Garfield. Field came out and was like, oh, I cheated. I would not be able to move forward with like, with maintaining the relationship that I have with him. Yeah. Does that make sense?

That would be really hard for you. I would obviously be very challenging for me and him as we navigate what our relationship looks like in the future. We can all agree. Well, well said, Dave. Good job, Dave. Like, I don't need to be applauding him right now. I think what we can applaud is the well-rounded statement, not his actions.

I don't even feel comfortable The statement from the actions I don't even feel comfortable Having a reaction other than just like okay Then why'd you pick the story I don't know I don't give a shit about Dave girl I just wonder why you picked this

It's just interesting You know Yeah I think if you look at the language Yeah let's look at the language We love language Yeah let's look at the language Peas by piece My favorite thing is

I'm having a baby daughter born outside of my marriage. That's a good way to phrase that. Yeah. Well said. Yes, that is what you're doing, per se. Well, it also isn't like, I'm paying this lady to be quiet also. Right.

Or maybe she, I don't know, maybe she threatened him. I don't know. We don't know. We don't know. But yeah, I guess like in that situation, you handled, he handled it as well as he could have, even though I'm not keen to be complimenting him at this time. I love all the chap around stuff. That was the story that I wanted to talk about.

Oh, okay. Why didn't you just say so? Because you were picking. It was up to you. Well, I wanted you to. Because your feet were itching. Oh. Yeah.

Well, tell me what you did. When she told the photographer, fuck you. As she should have. I don't know. All the interview questions that I'm seeing on Twitter. Hang on. I pulled them up. Oh, I didn't see these.

She's like, fuck the Haley Bieber smoothie. What did the smoothie do to you? She's like, it's a milkshake. She's kind of in her like fuck everything era. Which like I think it gets to that point. Like she blew up so quick. Yeah. And has had just like so much thrown at her that I think it's very hard not to get to

that. Just like fuck it all. I've been outspoken about saying some people can be divas because they put out work that allows them to be. Yeah. He has the right. Mariah Carey owns it. Chaparone can own it.

People can't be like, well then fuck you too. Don't listen to music. Don't be a fan. I, like, am not a fan. Like, I wouldn't reiterate any of, any of the sentiments,

but, like, it's not my life. It's her life. So, but, like, someone said, you hate everything. Like,

she literally hates a smoothie. I don't mind people that hate a lot of things. Let me, let me know what you don't like. I think Chaboran, I probably don't like it either. Would be great on, like,

a hot takes podcast. She'd be like, hot take. I hate. air conditioning. Like we love when Larry David does it. Like we should love when young women do it. The delivery is different.

It's definitely different. It's different. Larry David and Chaparone. That being said, I think that they would get to get along. Ah. Interesting. They could be a very unlikely duo that would either hate each other or really like each other. Chaparone, Larry David. I can picture it now. You know, what? What's up with these milk?

These hilly paper smoothies. And Chaperone, like, that's a milkshake. Yeah, it's a milkshake. I'm going to make a spite milkshake. And so he just makes an ice cream. But couldn't you also see Chappelrone being the woman from Curb that choked on the scone? And then like went after Larry. Yeah.

There's two ways it could be played and we'll never know until we can together. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I think that she would like Larry David. I think I feel that. I don't know if he would like her. I could see him being very confused by her.

And I could also see him really feeling drawn to her. We literally, we won't know until we get them in a room together, which will, will could maybe happen. You know, Larry David's going on tour like in the fall. There's no way. Yeah, it was on my, it was on my Google search homepage. I was going to post it, but it was like 13 hours ago it was posted. I was like, certainly people know about this, but no one I know knows about this. I want to say that's a good attitude that you had.

I want to highlight that for a second. This is me being Chaparone. Like, negative Nancy, as I have ever right. I'm not gonna right now. He was married to someone named Lari. Who Larry? Larry and Larry David. Yeah, isn't that Cassie's mom?

Yeah, it is. You could say that. Wow. Larry and Larry. I got some beef with people who have like the same first name and they're married to each other How many of those do you know?

One of us is going to have to change The Who's in Twilight? Taylor, Launner and he married to one of Taylor Launner So it's just like Is it the Launners? Yeah

It's not the Taylors I guess It's the first name Taylor Lautner's The Taylor Lottner's Mr. Mr. and Mrs. Taylor Lottner is probably what they go by The People do that when they're not named the same thing.

Yeah, I know. But I'm saying I guess that's the easiest way to do it, Mr. Mrs. Taylor-Lodner. So, did you see this baby that I look exactly like? Identical. Holy. Holy, I need to look at it again. And you look like a lot of babies in your day.

Okay, so this woman basically, like, posts her baby all the time. What's her name? Chloe Molina. She's got the cute, it's a cute ass baby. It has a full-blown, like, 35-year-old real estate agent head of hair. And that's what people usually comment on. But now they're commenting on it because she lets her baby sleep in the shower. Like, she puts its crib in the shower.

And people are like, what if a pipe burst? Okay. Okay, your baby's sleeping in its room. What if the roof? My parents used to open a drawer in the hotel room and, like, make my bed in the drawer of the empty drawer. people live that's how I feel about leaving food out people were doing that for centuries people the yeah I well we do we do say this like I'm always like the cavemen the caveman died at 24 like that was their life expectancy so it's kind of hard what do you

think got them mostly I like maybe a saber tooth tiger or cholera or something is he can we look up what's the leading death in the caveman population I don't know if they had we're writing it down. Historians would know. Infection. Yeah, I guess disease. Do you think it was from the from food? Diarrheal diseases.

Yeah. Oh, dehydration, starvation. Oh, shit. Well, the point of this baby that I need to flag. 20 to 25 years. Neldit. I love history. Is this baby, I just,

I just can't. Like it looks. It's so insane. It looks exactly like me. There are no differences. I'm waiting for this girl to DM me because I looked at her comments and it was like one more comment about my baby's hair

and like I'm blocking everybody and you just got to know that your baby's hair is like beautiful but like so insane for how small your baby is. The forehead. I mean he's to die for. He's to die for. I want to wrap an infant in a towel like that.

Oh yeah. So happy. I want to be the infant wrapped in the towel I think. Oh. my God. That was the best when you were little and you'd get out of the shower and you'd get wrapped up like a mummy. Yeah. Or a taco depending on the mood you were in. Mummy. Yeah. Out of the shower you get wrapped like a mummy. That's what I used to request. What do you mean? Just like wrap me up like a mummy. Versus a burrito you said? Yeah, or taco. Yeah, burrito. How would you get wrapped up like a mummy? Like arms? It's literally, it's all the same. It's just a

towel. Arms. Oh, okay. I was like, would you have like one? No, I was just, it was just a towel. Okay. Well, I guess we could just go to bonus, right? Okay. I don't have anything left to say. Oh, I do want to say one thing really quickly on our thing about our submissions forum. Guys, we got a submission box, and this has been an issue for us.

And Izzy has graciously found out by ways beyond explanation for me, how to create a link on our page. So now on the TMG Studios.tv website under Brooke and Connor, we have a submission box. Make a podcast submission. It's on the visuals right now if you're watching YouTube. But then you can just type in a long message because everyone always writes stories in like nine parts

and I'm reading about how like someone's dad and then it skips to someone else's story. Yeah. And it's like like, I shouldn't have started with someone's dad. Well, you can do these any time, too, not just when we ask for them, which is... Yeah, you could submit something. And maybe we'll just kind of... Oh, my God, look, people did them already.

Oh. Can we just read one? Let's do it in the bonus. Oh, I'll just read the beginning. Okay. So you should... Okay, like... Like, like the panger?

I have a really secondhand embarrassing story to share with you both and need advice. So one of my coworkers was scrolling through her photos on her phone to show me a picture of her wedding. Dot, dot, dot, dot. Oh, I love scrolling to your... her photos to show a picture of your wedding. Dot, dot, dot, dot. Okay. We'll do the rest of the bonus.

See you there. All right, bye, guys. This week, I'm close friends. But you know the Shalker Shudder showed up to my first birthday party in L.A. Do you guys know that feeling? Do you guys know that feeling when you... No. Do you guys know that feeling when...

I want to get IV on myself. I want to carry the child. I'm superstitious. I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious. Sign up on TMG Studios.tv to watch a full bonus episode.