Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - The Duality of Timothee Chalamet

Episode Date: April 13, 2023

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Walk me through this. So you know Bon Jovi. Yeah. Is Bon Jovi's legal first name Bonn and last name Jovi? John Bon Jovi. So first name John, middle name, Bonn, last name Jovi, or first name John, last name Bon Jovi. The last name is Bon Jovi.

By birth. And I don't really understand, but I have a feeling because it's Bon Jovi and it's like a very, very heavy, all-American fan base. I think that it was an easier nut to swallow for the American fan base for it to be Bon Jovi instead of Bon Jovi. You're saying it was Bon Jovi before? I feel like this is his son and it's... So what's his first name?

Jake. Jake Bon Jovi? Bon Jovi. How do you... Yeah. Bon Jovi. John Francis Bon Jovi Jr. Oh.

Non-professionally is John Jovi. He goes by Bon Jovi and not Bon Jovi. No, this is Bon Jovi. Jake goes by Bon Jovi. You don't have to say it like that. I can't not say it. I can't say it. It's not delivery.

It's Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi. Yeah. Bon Jovi? Yeah. Say that. Bon Jovi. You can't.

Okay. Millie Bon Jovi. That's perfect. Hey, Brooke. Hi, Connor. Are you ready to MAP? I'm ready to pee. Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome.

Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five. Where were you? In Pennsylvania. Touch grass. touch grass might I suggest we're just going to dive right in today hey guys welcome back to brook and Connor make a podcast we're doing another episode believe it or not somehow yeah and I love it Connor I really do love it feeling lucky for every opportunity to clear my throat so I'm ready to go ahead spit some bars to clear it um all right well let's get into it um um

Connor? Yeah, what up? How the hell was your week? I have nothing to report. Me neither, genuinely. That's actually terrifying. Yeah. You've got to have one thing.

I've got nothing for you. I've got nothing to give you. I will see something that stuck out to me while I drink my coffee is that I saw something on Twitter like two days ago that said someone posted a screenshot and it was like a TikTok dentist. Which like be less of a doctor. A dentist that posts videos on TikTok? Yeah. He's a, he's a. He's a TikTok dentist.

I don't know if he practices any longer in an office, or if you start to make enough money from views and creator fund to where you're like, I'm cool just being a TikTok dentist. Right. But no one's checking his license as they get advice from him via TikTok. Is it him just giving teeth advice or him actively performing on teeth? I guess he's not, he's giving advice. But he's giving technically medical advice.

But anyways, this one was not. nothing that's gonna... I feel like he's probably a dentist. Do you remember which one? Yeah, I mean, I can pull him up. Let's cancel him. I'm sure he's a DDS. My cousin is married to one.

Really? Oh, I hope it's not the one that your cousin is married to. Hold the phone. Oh, I found him. And it doesn't have his... Well, it's... Can you show mine a visual?

I'm sure he'd... I don't want to show it on the... No, not him. So, This dentist said, I tell my patients that the reason they keep getting cavities is because they sip on their coffee for hours. And if your mouth has a pH less than 5.5 for more than 30 minutes,

you're enamel begins to demineralize, which is a fancy word for dissolve. So I used to, in college, I found out this great thing instead of like taking Adderall or anything. I used to take coffee naps. I've heard of those. Yeah. And I wonder why I have so many cavities.

So basically, like, you drink a coffee. Wait. You drink a coffee. and then you lay down for a nap. Right. And by the time the coffee kicks in, your tiredness, like you're ready to get up from that nap. You're not waking up from the nap, like, confused or anything.

But you do fall asleep, right? Kind of briefly. You're kind of walking that fine line of like, am I a ghost or am I napping? And you're chugging in the coffee? You can't, no, you make the coffee in your curing and then you drink it and then you go to bed. And when you wake up, there's no, like, what day is it? What time is it? It's just like, oh, my coffee kicked in time to go.

But you've also rested and done whatever science happens in your brain when you rest, when you lay down and close your eyes. What's interesting with me, and I talked about this on the episode with Kelsey, is that I could butt chug six cups of coffee in the morning and take a four hour nap. But then if I have like one sip of coffee at 5 p.m. up all night. You know what's funny about that episode? What? I listened to it. Oh, how was it? It was good.

It was a good episode. Good. Thanks for tuning in. Yeah, of course. Did you like to subscribe? I liked. Am I subscribed to our own page on my personal? I don't know.

Something worth checking on. You should do it now if you're not. Oh, yeah. Totally, by the way. I forget that you can just do things. And then other people can do it while we do it. Yeah. Everyone, pause. Take a minute.

Take a second. The TMG Studios. Or our YouTube channel. Or YouTube channel. By the way, I open YouTube. Oh, it's the one with both of them. us and Kelsey. That's crazy.

That's kind of funny. Oh, I am subscribed. That's awesome. You know, that's good to know. Okay. But basically, this girl quote tweeted that from the dentist and said, I'm honestly so sick of having teeth, like they're too high maintenance for the purpose they serve. Yes.

And why is there so many of them? Why isn't it just one whole tooth? So we didn't have to floss. That must be hard growing in. And, like, if we have to lose teeth, imagine. losing your one tooth. Like it must be loose at all these different parts and like it must hurt. And I believe I trust evolution in the in this piece.

I don't. Every day that goes by that I learn a new science fact or think about something too hard, I believe less in science in the way that. What I could get on board with, Connor. Yeah. Is being born with no teeth and having inserts for eating purposes. Like metal like fangs. Like, you know.

I'm feeling less drawn to that. than one giant tooth. Oh, I'm feeling... What do you guys think? Let us know in the comment. Would you rather have sharp metal fangs or one whole tooth in one piece? So, I don't know where I was going with that. Oh, I always say that we have too many teeth.

I've always thought that. Do you still have your wisdom teeth? No, they're gone. I still have mine. Actually, several of my teeth are gone, just in general. Hey, whatever happened to that one that you left on the napkin and that waiter threw out? It's still somewhere in New York City But did you get a new one or are you toothless?

Oh, I'm toothless. That's awesome. Like that animated dragon. Right. But it's in the way back, right? Yeah. Working with an open space there. Not on wood.

I got a blank space, baby. But I've never had a cavity. But I also think like it's fine to say that because if I haven't had one yet, I don't think. I'm going to start getting them at 26. You'd be shocked. Really? When you can get a cavity at any moment.

I just don't think my teeth or cavity are prone. Well, I also had, not the trauma dump, GERD. Here we go. I used to grind my teeth when I slept at night, anxiety, which never went away. But I did stop grinding for some reason. But I did not stop having anxiety when I sleep. How did your grinding lead to GERD? So it didn't lead to GERD.

Those two separate things, had anxiety, which I think you can have anxiety induced GERD, which by the way, I've talked about it four million times, is gastrointestinal reflex disease. It sounds like grosser than that. It sounds like it should be something worse. It's like acid. It's like stomach acid that is like coming up. Right.

It just sounds like it should be something like, like, like diarrhea related, like grosser than, you know, Gerd is like a gross. Yeah. No, I had a very casual situation happening. But it did with the grinding and then the acid. it did take it did a number take a toll on my teeth especially in the back I'm sorry to hear that it's fine it's my cross to bear as a struggling comedian I do need to figure out a way to work that into my eye have some sort of trauma yeah so that's what I'm working with but um that is a good so I'm just being more aware of when I drink a coffee you know how they say every time you have an alcoholic drink have a water in between I don't do that obviously but I would I would do it with my sips of coffee I don't think that that's going to help. It does because it gets your pH of your teeth.

Your actual, I think teeth are made out of calcium. Okay. Did you come up with this on your own, this strategy? No, yes. Okay. But it makes sense. I think it's just like if you're drinking coffee, like you're drinking coffee. Regardless of if you're also drinking water.

Well, it's just about pH, though. Okay. Do you know what a pH is? Yeah, I know a pH is. What is it? It's a level. It's one of the levels. Basically, it could be basic or acidic.

What does pH stand for? What do you tell me? Do you know what pH stands for? I don't know what it stands for, but I know what pH is. It's the level of acidity. Yeah. I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I didn't think you did. I didn't even have the opportunity to demand. Go ahead and read that. Potential of hydrogen. Exactly. Gun to my head, 100, 100 guesses never would have gotten there. I would have said, phosphorus

which I think that it is that's the thing for phosphorus pH is really Yeah that was smart of you genuinely Hydroxyl ions in the water That's what I was thinking Can we pull up that chart And see where 5.5 is on that chart

Because it doesn't seem like it would Coffee doesn't see that Oh it's not it's like it's just hardly on the left Of towards battery acid But hardly That's fine That feels fine but I guess your teeth

see but then I feel like if you wash it down wash it kind of wash it around your mouth with some water you can get back to seven that ideal pH balance there do you ever have intrusive thoughts like if you're dealing with something like really like a liquid that's like really bad for you like this happens to me with Drano like what if you just like downed it you do think that you do get those thoughts yeah but I'm trying to think of a specific situation where it happened and I can't right now but I do think about that all

the time, but more of like a... It freaks me out in the way that it's like life is so fragile that like if I made the choice to drink this, I would die. And I have that, I could make that choice. I'm not going to, but like, it's scary that I could. Like, I shouldn't be able to make those choices. Yes. That's scary.

Yes. I think about that. Anyway. With cars all the time, we're all just allowed to get in a car. You could literally just veer off the road. Have you seen, did you see Todd Eric posted his 16 year old driver's license photo the other day on Instagram. Todd.

Can you look at 16 year olds allowed to get in a car and drive it? Like legally? Like that's what we were for? Could you imagine 16 making any decision? That is a good point. Any decision. Well, it's like 16 is an age. Like there are 16 year olds who.

That is easy. That could have, he could have come out of the womb recently. Yeah. On the right. But there are 16 year olds that I'm like, oh, you feel older than me. And there are 16 year olds that I'm like, you need to still be in daycare. You know? So it's like, tough.

Well, I'm just saying, like, from, like, an age perspective, like, I wouldn't, I wouldn't trust him to, like, watch my laptop at a Starbucks. Yeah. Yeah. This tall. Yeah, I agree. Or, like, cover my shift at a restaurant if. Because I feel like he would, he's too young. Like, I can't put that on him.

Right. Anyway. I think it's all, it's just about, like, your gross motor skills and hand-eye coordination being developed. Gross. Don't. Just kidding. That's not even funny. Okay.

You said you had a funny story. I do have a funny story. I was going to remind myself before we get into. Because since we don't have any weekend update, like we have to focus on our personal nuances today. So it's kind of like, just like every week, it's a personal nuance day. And if we get around to pop culture and current events,

you'll be lucky. I think we will. I think we will. I think we will. I think we will. I also listen to the daily again. So I'm ready to speak. I'm thankful for that.

I'm ready to spew. Yeah. I want to get ahead of the curve here. It is not jort season. I prematurely ejortulated. So apologies for that, not to get everyone excited. But I am aware of my thighs and it's just not. It was jort season yesterday and the day before and the day before.

That's why I got, I'm getting blue balled by this weather. Of course. And then like I went out today and I was like, oh, this is not it. No one can blame you for your premature. Congratulations. Thank you. Really. I feel like to you. Thank you. Yeah. No problem. Okay. So it's tax season, everybody. If you haven't done your taxes, pay for the extension. Have you? So I got a new accountant. I got an accountant for the first time ever. And he's awesome and he's so smart. And he has let it be known that I'm not going to jail and I actually did a couple things right. Very good.

Which if you do your due diligence on taxes, like we've always said, they actually, it's recognized. You know, the only time you really, really get in trouble with taxes, by the way, it's usually like three years down the road. So if you're talking, if you're listening to me talking, you're like, I didn't do him two years ago and I'm still good. Next year is your year. So really like soak up that time in your own bed because you're about to be on like a cot or something. But I, so I'm talking to him and he's like, you're actually so fine. Like you you made it sound like I deal with such worse things like you made it sound like you were Avoiding taxes and I was like no I paid for the extension so it actually covers me because California extended last years to October of this year

Because of the storms Just due to natural natural events Due to events due to events outside of control So I was like okay cool That seems fake but you're the CPCA So I'm sitting there talking, we're going over everything, and I'm filling out this document, and he comes, we're sitting in a coffee shop with our laptops out, like college, and he comes over to help me with this document, and he sees on one of my background windows, like, a picture of, like, women in bras. Oh, no. Well, it was, it was sitting in the back.

Making sure you support the mission. I could see, I mean, he was looking at my computer and I was like, I just want to clear this up in the background that this is like for the podcast. It's an advertiser that we're going to work with. And he's like, okay, that's no worries. But then basically because he's, he also operates as my like business manager. So he's going to do like a lot of stuff. He has access to like all my credit cards and stuff. And remember like two weeks ago when we talked about only fans?

Yes. And how we like at, we like check in every now and then to see like if our, someone we both know. What are, what kind of content are they posting? Did you practice vampire back? I never, I never canceled one of the subscriptions. So first charge on my credit card. And he's looking at my screen, pulls up.

Only fans renewal, $10 a month. That is, that is tough. Met this guy for the first time, 10 minutes before. Braves in the background. Only fans. I was like, I need you to know, like,

this is like, this was field research. Completely field research. Like, everything. I'm going to start saying everything's field research. I'm like, this is something because we need stuff

to talk about. Like, I'm just checking. And he's like, he's like, hey, dude, I'd rather see that than $5,000 at the Louis Vuitton store.

And I was like, I'm not a porn addict. I'd rather be a shopaholic. than a sex addict. So I was just like, I don't know what to say. And he was like, you're all good. But like the rest of that time, I was just like, there's no way he's sitting here like, oh, this is like,

of course this kid didn't pay taxes. Sex addict. I would have that on my. I'm sure he's shocked. I didn't ask him to meet at the strip club instead of the coffee shop. Yeah. But I would have that on my card too due to. That bonus didn't air yet when we were talking about vampire jacks only fans.

I spent $30 to unlock one post. Just genuinely field research. Yeah. What's so interesting? And then it didn't work. But I didn't have it in me to call only fans. Yeah. Only fans makes you jump through hoops to make...

Like, imagine me calling OnlyFans and being like, yeah, I tried to get this one photo from his name is Vampire Jack and couldn't get through. But to say, I've never seen that and I'm $30 down. Just like my accountant, they've probably seen much. worse from their customer service department. Right. This episode is brought to you by Prime. Obsession is in session.

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It's time for a little in-person spring treat. It's time for a trip to Ross. Work your magic. That's a thing, though, like, a lot of people make so much money on OnlyFans because Vampire Jack, whatever, he posted behind that paywall, so many people will pay, won't work, they won't get their money back, he'll still get his revenue from it. He could also just be doing the exact same thing he does, and all you need. So say you learn your lesson, you're like, eh, I wanted to see his...

Right. But... It's not... I just want to say it's not about that with Vampire Jack. Right. No, no, no. I'm not saying... I'm not insinuating anything.

Okay. I'm saying if you were to need to see vampire jacks, but... Which I don't. Right. And say you were disappointed by what you found behind the paywall. It just takes one time for him to make $30 from you. And he can do that a hundred times. And he makes $30,000 in revenue from one-timers.

That being said... I didn't give him $30,000. 30,000. There's probably 100 people just like you that need to see vampire jacks. Okay. 100 times 30 is 300. He's not making $30,000 from that one photo. $3,000, sorry.

Okay. It's not $300 or $30,000. Okay. Okay. Hey, we're not a math podcast. Hey, we both, we win a little and we lose a little. We've never claimed to be mathematicians. No, we really haven't.

So, scientist, sure. Mathematicians. Totally out of our job. Anywho. Loving my new accountant. I love him too. Yeah. For you.

That's it. I'm happy that you're not going to jail. Knowing that. Knowing that. Now knowing that, then I'm not going to jail because of my finances, now it's opened up. New things to take its place as my anxiety thing that wakes me up in the morning. I hate when that happens. You know what I mean?

Like now I'm like, oh, that thing that has been sitting on me for two years. I took care of it. Uh-huh. What about health insurance? Right. You know, like opened up this. What about that lump? What about that mold?

Right. What about that? You have got to go to the doctor. I'm exhausted hearing about it. accountant man is getting me health insurance that's awesome you need so so what will take the place of that that forward sitting anxiety piece time will tell i don't know something will though that happens to me like if i'm going through like a depressed period and all of a sudden i wake up and i'm like oh my god i'm happy then the anxiety comes because i was too depressed to be anxious before what was

bugging you that bad and why where did it go and how did you take it also nothing is that bad if there are times when we are actively not thinking about it. Right. Because we're preoccupied with something else. It can't be that bad. Also, I was going to say something about OnlyFans being Schrodinger's cat, but I am kind of forgetting, like, how. Well, let's kind of unpack that.

I think it was more so, like, the paying to unlock feature. It's like, you don't know what's behind the paywall. Vampire Jacks, but is and isn't behind the payroll. So that, yeah, he would be. It's dead and alive at the same time. Right. That actually made, yeah, we got there quickly. That may completely tense.

Mm-hmm. That does make sense to me. Yeah. That's an interesting pullback. I know that whoever, the creator of Schrodinger's cat, never imagined it would be applied to this situation. But that's the thing about us is you really can't put us in a box. You can only put us in a squarred space. Wow.

And wasn't Trottinger's cat in a box? Can we make sure we put that ad first? I mean, it has to go in. I don't know what it is. It's definitely not going first. It's last. Easter egg. Easter egg for 30 minutes from now.

Perfect. Um, I had like a, not dramatic because we overuse that word, but like a good, good catch. My dad always says for me to stop saying, I'm scared of, I'm scared of, I'm scared of, I don't know. What should you say instead? I'm worried. Um, I'm, it's giving me pause. Oh, it's giving me pause. Like, I didn't, I was like, I don't want to eat this like five day old steak or something. He's like, I'm, I was like, I'm scared to eat it. And he's like, are you actually scared? That situation, yeah, I was, I was scared to eat it. but it was giving me pause anyways go out totally and this is one of those things that I'm not sure is funny it's it's one of those things that's like people might be like oh do in a preface and be like this to me is funny no I don't even think it's funny though okay it's like nothing it might not even be worth telling now that I think about it I'll just say it yeah it's a synopsis it's actually not funny but there's a lot of like Coachella gifting sweets and experiences leading up to Cochette Halloween one. And someone, Tan Lux emailed me and was like, do you want to get a spray tan? And I was like, oh, sure, I've never gone a spray tan.

And it was like one-on-one hour-long appointments. And I don't know why it just like did not occur to me whatsoever that I would have to take my clothes off. You're going to be nude. Yeah. Had literally like, did not cross my mind. So I went in like workout clothes, wasn't wearing underwear. Hopefully you put on your loomy deodorant.

Loomy deodorant. activated and then I got there and they were like okay like step in the booth and I was like oh I have clothes on and they were like yeah take them off and I was just like no and I just left I like I feel I felt so bad because like he booked like an hour for me I was just like I don't want to I'm so sorry but like no uh-uh I said I was feeling shy and left and now I like I like I was feeling shy and left and now I like can't stop thinking about how awkward that was. No, it's funny. That's funny.

Yeah? Yeah. I was like reeling about it. No, it's funny. And also, I don't know what I was expecting. Also, they emailed you. So they like, know your personality. I'm sure they were cracking out.

They're like, she's real. She's a real person. Well, they were also like, why? Like, what's wrong? And I was just like, I don't want to take my clothes off. And I think they were just like, what were you expecting this to be? And then they sprayed like a little mist on my face. And we called it a day.

Well, you're And on the way home Your face is glowing Really? You look like share Thanks Connor It like in her prime But now I'm like okay

That's like an experience I need to work up towards Because the girl is like email me When you're ready And I was like you know what I will Yeah that's great I will

That's a very That's a body positive Yeah goal With someone that you'll never see again That's like in I will say at Equinox Like some people do Are fans of the podcast

Oh yeah. But do come up to me in the locker room like when I like my pants or my legs are soaking wet from the shower and I'm like trying to put my pants on and I've got like one leg in and I'm like butt naked and I'm like oh my God like huge fan of the pod. And I'm just like well you are going to have to stop watching then because you can't see me in this light and then also on your on the big screen. It's not going to work for me. And the tan I think the tan and girl also had said that. So I was like okay then I'm not I can't disrobe. Yeah. You know, it's just like, those two things don't, don't, aren't work for me, you know? Oh, I guess I'm rarely in situations where I'm naked alongside fans of the pod. I am in that situation way more times than I'd like to be as someone who's shy in that area. That is insane. Yeah. I'll be naked all the time.

No, your butt naked all the time. Yeah. Yeah. I guess I need to go to more, I need to put myself out there more. And I need to like, do exposure therapy on like a nudist speech or something. thing. That is bizarre that you brought that up. Have you been to a new to speak? Yes, I have. How was it? It was fun. It was really funny. I was laughing a lot. Oh. There's one in Austin, Texas. Really? Yeah. Where? I think it's called Hippie Hollow. Isn't that illegal, though?

It's not in this one little portion of Lake Travis. So we drove out and we'd heard about it in like senior year of college. We were like, let's go do it. Like, well, So we took like, we had a group, I think it was like three guys, three girls. And we drove out. And sure enough, you walk down this path and then it's his clothes option will be on this point. And so we took off. I mean, like, I think like we had boxer briefs on or something. The guys did.

And then the girls kept their bottoms on of their bathing suit. Then I'd be fine if I did that. Hang on. Okay. Hanging. It gets, this is a story. We're gonna, this is a story. Okay, so.

Buckling up. Yeah, so I'll go fast too because I tend to dwell. So we get there. No. I get there. The thing about a nude is, or a naked beach,

a nude beach is that the people that are naked usually are like, like, you don't really, like, I wouldn't like seek them out. Uh-huh. To see them naked. Okay. And. Which is awesome for them that they feel confident in their bodies, though.

I mean, older. Yeah. And like, and then I'm like, okay, like I'm giggling and stuff because I'm, and we're all kind of giggling. And not laughing at them. No, just like we're naked too. So I think at that point, yeah. Embarrant giggle. Yeah.

Like with my friends, whatever. So eventually they got, we like, we're like, let's like take our pants off whatever. So like we're on the new beach. We found like a little area that wasn't like directly next someone. And we're sitting there and guys are covering up. like they're junk and then like the girls still had their bottoms on whatever we're sitting there and then I'm sitting like this like cross like you like this covering up well I'm facing the water there's no one in the water that can like see my gooch with loomy deodorant applied to it and so I'm

like looking at whatever and then a shadow comes over my my backside and I look up like this and there's a man uh huh and let me try to think of what he looked he looked kind of like Donald Trump and like same body type same age like hair flapping off in the wind and leg up on a rock uh-huh just um kind of hanging dong uh-huh and he said you guys must be new here and i was like yeah yeah we'd never been like he's like because your positions were kind of closed off he's like and then he gives i wish i could remember what he said but it literally changed my entire perspective on the whole thing. He's like, you literally, you get this one body.

No one here is looking at you. Like, enjoy it. That's not true, though. No, no, they weren't. They were all doing their own. They're reading magazines. They're tanning. They're junk.

Well, like everyone was looking at Donald Trump. In our group. Yeah. Because he had propped his leg up. Yeah. Hi. Right. Um, so I was like, yeah, you're right.

So then we kind of resituated. And we were naked on the beach. And then, like, the girls took their bottoms off. And then we were, that was the time when we used to play, What Are the Odds? Oh, my God. Yes. So basically, what are the odds really quick?

Is, like, you and someone else play, say, what are the odds you blank? Eat that blueberry. And if it was one through 10 and Brooke and I, I say one, two, three. And me and her both say seven, she would have to eat the grape. Right. Or the blueberry. And then if I said three and she says seven, and it adds up.

So I would have to be it. I don't play with that rule. I like that rule because it adds a level. Then you would eat the blueberry? Yeah. It puts it back on the person who made the dare in the first place, which I like because the stakes are high.

So this yacht pulls up, this like mid-sized boat, and it's not too close. It's probably... And this is all happening in Texas. Yeah. This feels very Europe. This is, yeah, it looks like Europe.

This beach looks like Europe. It's clear water. It's hills. I mean... That's in Texas. It doesn't look, that is more what it looks like right here. It's like, it's clear water. You can jump off cliffs.

Yeah, that's Texas. I don't think I understand Texas at all. It's confusing. It is confusing. It looks like that. That's the oasis. There's a bar there that's gorgeous. It looks over then.

Okay. So, yeah, that. Okay. And it's a lot bigger than it looks on these pictures. It's huge. It's massive. Okay, so this yacht pulls up. And, um, I dare my, I dare my buddy.

And I go, what are the odds you swim? out to that yacht because we looked and there's just one old man out on this yacht naked and I go what did the odds you swim out to that boat it was probably 20 yards out and he goes one through 10 or one through 100 and we both guessed 27 and so he had to swim out apparently 27 is the number that most people guess yeah because I remember knowing scientifically said it um and then so he swims out to the boat and the guy helps him up on the boat like old man and pulls him up

and they go up onto the second deck and then we can only see the tops of their heads and then my buddy comes like that and then goes come on like waves us onto the boat and so we all look at each other we're like fuck it we all swim out to this boat

with this old man he's playing duilipa great and then he's like do you guys want jello shots when was this? Senior year of college. Duolipa was around? No, Connor. Some version of Duolipa.

I don't know. So a different person? That's the same to mind. Okay. Who is it? Casey Musgraves? Someone like that. Okay.

We swim out. He goes, you guys want jealous shots. Yeah, hell yeah, I want jealous shots. Hindsight is 50-50. Should not have taken jealous shots naked with an old man. Yeah, what happened? Nothing. It was awesome.

Oh. Okay. But for safety reasons, shouldn't have done that. Got it. Anyways, that's my story about nudity. Very cool, Connor, thank you. I had a bit of a new lease on life after the Donald Trump man and his dong told me. Yeah.

I love one like random little things. Like you have no idea your life's about to be changed by like some innocuous situation. And then it's all of a sudden never the same that it once was. That stuck with me. I was like, yeah. He's like, I think he said something also like, I remember like, I remember being your guys, I wish like I had the body that I had back then still

and I have this body. Like no one looks at me anymore type thing. Yeah. Like you guys enjoy it. Like it's fun. Right. It is hard thinking that like I'm in my physical prime. Yeah.

Oh yeah. That's a tough not to swallow. That's a tough not to swallow. Oof. Yeah. That reminds me of this is not as good, but my friend also lost in odds are in the beach. And she just had to send a picture of herself digging a hole

to her professor, just picture of her with a shovel, digging a hole, attached to the email with the text, digging a hole. And then just sent that to her professor, no explanation. Then the professor's, he said awesome. Which is sweet. That is sweet. Yeah. I think if I ever...

I had one other thing to say. Oh, I remember, like, you're Donald Trump man. I remember one, like, little moment that changed my life. Like, completely altered the way that I am. interact with people and think about people. There was this guy in my music class who was like kind of like a nerd,

like didn't have a lot of friends, but it was like sweet but like just like didn't like understand a lot of social cues. Sure. So I think it was like senior year and he was like eating something out of a thermos and I was just like. I'm already not like I was just like we're it's like thermoses are I was just like they're not not loving.

the situation that was happening next to me. And I was like feeling grossed out by like the thermos. I think it was like soup or something. And I was kind of just like looking at him. Like I wasn't giving him a mean look, but I was just like, what is going on here? Because I don't think it should be.

Because I don't think it should be happening. And then he just like looks at me so earnestly. I was like, do you want some? Ooh. And it literally like my heart like gave out. And I was so like sad. and also like touched and I was like no thank you but thanks for asking and from that moment on I like my heart like swells up whenever he was eating his thermos from his thermos and I like loved his like I came to love his thermo more than more than anything that's an incredible underdog story isn't it yeah like and I think about him all the time and I hope he's doing well and I think about myself I need that to happen with so like chewing yeah I need someone to earnestly look at me while chewing and say You're one time.

Stop, tom, chop, chomp. Yeah, you do need that. I actually... Everyone needs a situation like that. So funny because I have a... You know, I have a list for sounds that I like. Yeah, your dog eating watermelon. Yeah.

I love reading lists on the pod. I know you do. Okay, so I have a list of sounds that I like. And I'll pull it up. Please. Here it is. Sounds I like. Flagpole Adams Apple.

Sailboat has it too. Like... Oh, the thing. Raising the flagpole? The thing that like clonks against the pole. Oh, I hate that. Human experience. Wind chimes, parentheses, if not too much.

Completely see where you're coming from with it, if not too much. Some birds. Yeah. Moving water. Yes. Up to a point, no huge waterfalls. I think I'm down with either. A party from a distance, parentheses, if you went to pee or swim.

You can like hear people talking. You know what I love? if you are having like a gathering in your home and then you're all snug and comfy in your bed or on the couch like kind of dozing off but you're like around people that are talking I love that. That's exactly I think what it is I think when I've like walked off to do a side quest

during a big party and I hear everyone laughing and having fun that's kind of almost a white noise. I love being alone together. That's the thing they say in the Great Gatsby. I love big parties. There's so much privacy because you're able to sneak away from a big party at a small gathering.

You're not able to sneak away because you're a big percentage of that party. 100% Connor, 100%. I think they're more intimate. I love big parties. They're so intimate. Yeah. Because you have, yeah, that's what it was.

That's it. Bingo. Because you're able to like peel off with one or two people and have like a side quest or doing an experience. Okay. The little... What about the human experience?

Did you say human experience with that? No. Okay. The little ding before a flight attendant makes an announcement. I don't know why that brings so much pace. You're a plane guy. We've just hit cruising altitude.

Feel free to move about the cabin. I don't know why that makes me like, maybe I will move about the cabin. Okay. Okay. Dogs chewing watermelon and tortilla chip, most notably. Someone else hitting a vape. Because, like, it's not me.

And I'm like, oh my God, I'm so much better. Oh, okay. that you meant because maybe you could have it after. No, it's more like, oh, I'm not hitting a vape. Like, I'm a king. Uh-huh. Oh, okay. Sliding a frozen pizza into an oven.

That's more of a sensation to me that I love. I like the... I like the transfer of it. Yeah. I do like that to you. Maybe it's a multifaceted. I think it's a process that you, like there's so much... There is.

And it's something to look forward to. 100%. Because if you don't fall asleep. There's nothing bad about it. Let's just say that. I agree. sounds I don't like. This one is strange.

Obviously chewing both open mouth and closed mouth if your mouth is cavernous. So if I can hear it echoing from inside, even when it's closed. Okay. We'll just, let's sit further apart. Okay. Pouring a drink into a glass. I like that. People like that sound.

And I said moving water up to a point. It goes the other way too. I don't know why. If you pour a drink into a glass, I'm going to do it on. on here. Do you want to hold the mic? Can you hold the glass? Yeah.

I love that. It doesn't. Like, I don't hate it. You know there was fully coffee in there? Yeah, I realized about halfway through. I don't hate that sound, but it makes me like, like uneasy. Oh, I like it.

I could fall asleep to that. I don't know why. It makes me embarrassed. Like, the sound is embarrassing to me. Huh. It makes me bashful, and I kind of get the ick. You know when I get bashful. When?

When there's music playing in a public space and I have to figure out how to walk to it. We both separately have had that. That is like truly and especially like when you were in gym class when you were younger and they would play like kids pop we will rock you or we are the champions or something like that. Like that I was always like squirming because I didn't know like how to play dodge ball to the music. That's tough. Yeah. Because you feel like a true badass. I get it in the airport when I'm listening to my own music and I feel like.

I've got a good fit on and I'm walking with my suitcase, my way suitcase, looking really Rico suave because my backpack matches my way suitcase. Even a way backpack? No. Or just they're both black? It's Lou Loom lemon. Oh. But it's just black.

So matches. Perfect. But I'm walking and I'm listening to some song and I'm just like, everyone's looking at me. No one's looking at me. And I'm late. See, I feel fine listening to my own music. But it's like when there's like a collective experience musically. Well, it's just like I'm listening to something by Waleigh, and they're listening to airport music, which is sometimes Cheryl Crow.

And so, like, I'm thinking I'm having this experience and I'm feeling really cool, and they're listening to, I'm like a bird, I want to fly away. And they're seeing me walk at this weird pace. Right. I got that. Human experience. Yeah, totally. I think I had one more thing to tell you. I have another thing, too. Okay, you go first.

No, no, no, go ahead. I don't remember what it is. I don't remember. So, oh. Oh, no. We can save that. I was just going to say that I am going to Coachella, not next week, but weekend two. And I made a TikTok that was like, oh, like part one of me knitting my outfit for Coachella.

Because I'm knitting an outfit for one of the days. And all of the comments were like, I really don't think you should go. Like, I don't think this is for you. Like, are you going to be okay? And it's like, I don't. I don't have high hopes. So do you have any hot tips and tricks? No.

You think it's pretty miserable. I'm just going to be Ms. and have to own up to it or just like embrace it? It's pretty miserable from the start to the finish. Once you leave your home with your friends, getting an Uber sucks, traffic sucks. Well, I'm going with a brand so there's like a shuttle. The shuttle's going to suck.

The line for the shuttle is going to suck. Getting off the shuttle is going to suck. I think it's more like a private car, though. Traffic will suck. There's no, there's no. Okay. A-list celebrities deal with the exact same thing at Coachella because it is a virtually level playing field.

Cool. Unless you're Beyonce. You would land in a helicopter. But like even her, I'm just saying the entire experience. Also, I got like the schedule from the brand and I was reading over and there's no time for me to take a seat, which is like my worst nightmare is like not being, not having at least two hours, two to six hours of midday. There's a midday rest time.

There's nowhere to sit. On the ground? Ground is dirt. I don't care. I will. I'll sit on it. Yeah. I did a lot of sitting myself last year when I went.

And I don't think I even saw one band because I was just like. I don't care about any of the band. Well, good. Then you'll probably have a better experience. Just sitting. But a lot of people, if you're growing of people, will need to see at least one artist. I know. I know that's not.

Because of paying for a pass to go to a music festival four hours away. I did not enjoy my time at Coachella. That's like so scary because if you. You didn't enjoy it. I know, and that seems like something I would like. Like, imagine where, like, what I'm going to be experiencing. I think, I hate the heat. I have a noise sensitivity.

I think I was a little bit. I hate crowds. I think it was a little bit, like, overwhelmed because it was such like a VIP experience. And, like, the people that we were with, like, our friends, like, get, it's nonstop, like, stimulation. It's, like, people, you have to, like, sit in the VIP. That's the only place you can sit. And then once you leave, it's body to body. They weigh over sell tickets for Coachella.

Do you think weekend two will be better, though? Yes. Okay, I'm going weekend two. Yeah, I think you might enjoy it at weekend two. Okay. Maybe. I've never been. Cool.

I can't wait. I'm going to stage coach the week after weekend two. That sounds fun. Yeah, I think Brittany's going to go. Jack was telling me he might go. Jack M.? Yeah. Okay.

I won't be able to make it because I'll be sleeping from the weekend before. No, that's totally fine. It's a good lineup. It's like Chris Staples. and like it's it's an incredible lineup the cool thing about that is you can go see i went last year so like luke comes and carry underwood and is that where you saw ashton kutcher yep and i saw midland you can straight up go there sitting a mile away from the stage there's no body to body you have room to sit down you could even lay down if you wanted to music still hits you and there's

no reason to fight for a crowd you don't need to be too close it's awesome everyone's on the same page There's no VIP section at CH Coach. You sit there, you have some beers, you relax. It's amazing. It was an amazing experience for me. Weekend two will probably be like that. Right. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. I think so. I also don't have anything to wear. Oh, here's another thing. I went to a gifting suite yesterday. And I tried on about 10 to 30 items. Yeah. And they were only able to stock like double zero to zero.

So she, the woman said, maybe I can see if they have a sweatsuit in the back Walked out of it with a sweatsuit for Coachella. It could be cold. And it is? Was the Gifting Sweet Brandy Melville? No. It wasn't.

But I have a sweatsuit, which is cool, which is one more sweatsuit than I had before. So true. That's awful. So true. Yeah. But like everyone else was like walking out with like dresses. It's just like because I'm so,

they're like long dresses. And it's like, what do you want? want me to do. I'm pull them up in time and a knot. It doesn't long dresses do not look right. Cut them off. That's there. I guess I don't get it. It's just it's thank God Connor I wasn't in the place I was in for that don't worry darling dress. I would have growth I would have I would have burned burn down the store genuinely growth growth growth. It's not even growth actually because I God knows I could be in that mood tomorrow. It was just a matter of the day of not feeling that way that day. It was an act of God. It was an act of God. Yeah. Hey, one more sweatsuit. Am I right? One more sweatsuit. Yeah.

I'm going to be needing that sweatsuit. Yeah. I'm going to be lucky. You never, you truly never know when you're going to need that sweatson. 100%. Holy smokes. We got to get in. Oh, do you have a story though before we get into some pop culture? I just quickly wanted to say are you are you are you a junk drawer girl? Can you appreciate a junk drawer? Oh, yeah. I'm a maximalist. Yeah. I told you, like, I'm a junk drawer guy.

I think everything has its place and things that don't have their place will live in the drunk drawer. And in my brain, the way my brain works, I know that the miscellaneous items that are in the junk drawer, dice, a lighter, a screwdriver, some ping pong balls, a couple dumbtacks, vampire teeth that are plastic, I think he does. My extras, my spare keys. We were just talking about how important those teeth inserts are. Yes.

Full circle. A pocket knife. Hmm, I don't know. Some spare change. Everything, a little rubber band bracelet. Tape. Playing cards. The list goes on.

Connor, apparently that's a big ADHD thing is to have like different areas of junk piles. Yeah. And I know that makes sense to you. And I know the stuff in my brain. I'm like, oh, where is this thing? Oh, I know. It's like my brain places it.

Right. That's like your way of organizing. I met some people this weekend that were like, I am buying a house finally. I'm growing up enough to buy a house. And I can't wait to not like have to have a drunk drawer. And I was like, you're growing up out of a drunk drawer? I'm hoping to want at some point have a home where I have an extra drawer that I can use is my junk drawer. Because right now my whole room is my junk drawer.

Right. And I'm just, I'm looking forward to that point in my life when I have a junk drawer. My mom, who's the most like type A person in the world, is pro junk drawer. Yeah. And I didn't know people were anti-junk drawer. Junk drawer. Junk drawer. Junk drawer.

Junk drawer. Junk drawer. Yeah, no. It's definitely a matter of personal preference. Here's why everyone should have a junk drawer. Oh, 88% of people have at least one junk chore. Yeah. Full of knick-necks.

Yeah. And I would say, not even knick-knacks tools that you might need as an everyday eye like I think tape and scissors can go in the junk door I have tons of junk baskets I can't stop buying like woven baskets if my life depended on it

there's nothing wrong with woven baskets no god no it doesn't hurt anybody it doesn't and that's where my junk goes put a woven basket in your other woven basket uh-huh nothing a woven basket can't do you can't put us into a box

but you can put us into either a square space or a wooden basket that's where you can put the cat. Trottinger's cat might be dead in the wooden basket. Okay, well, we've reached that point where we have to rush through the rest of the podcast. Right. I love that point. That's great.

Okay, let's see what we've got. Okay, well, I'll just start it. Kim Kardashian is set to start alongside Emma Roberts in American Horror Story season 12. Okay, on the count of three, let's say if we think this is a good thing or a bad thing. Okay. One, two, three. Good. I love it, Connor.

Why do I give a shit? It's going to save the show. It could go, it doesn't matter if it saves it or not. It's been bad. And so, people are going to watch. People are going to watch. The ratings are going to be up. This is one of those things.

It doesn't matter which way it goes. Even if it sucks. People are going to watch. It's going to have, it's going to be, we're going to see like, ooh, Netflix is most highest, most viewed show ever. Like, just like every show that comes out now. It's going to be this one. Also, it's going to be.

entertaining no matter what, regardless of if it's good or bad. I also like that people are like, Kim Kardashian, she's not an actress. Why would they put her? What do you think she does in her show every day? You think all of the reality show is true? She's acting like she likes her sisters in every one of those episodes and her assistants and moms. Like, that's all acting. Also, like, even if she's a shitty actress, like, that's what's entertaining.

It's going to be entertaining. It seems like I watched that trailer and it kind of seems like they're going to be not, they're going to be dolls. Did you get that sense? It just did a doll one. It felt like they were going to be... Yeah, stories kind of flopped. There were some really good ones, though. That was kind of the American flopper stories.

Oh my God. Do you see the stories episode with Schmidt? Yeah. I like that. It was good. Yeah. I really like Emma Roberts. I like that she's going to just live the rest of her life on royalties from American Horror Story, and that can be her whole thing.

She's good at it. I have mixed feelings about Emma. But you know what? I'm past the point of my life where I'm going to say anything bad about anyone on this podcast. For what, for what reason? Any reasons? No, no reason whatsoever. I love Emma Roberts.

Yeah. I'll say it. Hey, I'll be the first one to say it. She doesn't need you to like her, which is cool about her, you know? Yeah, she is, I think she's gorgeous. I really do. Yeah. You know, I went to like a little tiny event and she was there with her boyfriend.

Yeah. She's around. Cain smoking cigarettes. Which is why I have nothing bad to say about her. Yeah, she was so cool looking. She is like gorgeous. Just like. Yeah.

She's got like a fuck you face and a fuck you person. Yeah, she does. It's awesome. Yeah. And I love scream queens. Did you ever watch scream queens? No. Emma Roberts.

Leah Michelle. Jamie Lee Curtis. Great cast. Nick Jonas was in that. Glenn Powell. Right? That was Glenn Powell. I like Glenn Powell.

He's doing a movie of Sidney Swine. I know. No, that is going to be insane. Every time I see a photo of them, I go, oh, are they going to, oh, no, she's married. And he has a girlfriend. It's wild to have, it's wild to be an actor where you're acting. I know that, that is. I would have a really hard time with that.

I once again, have to circle back on the fact that I wonder how much steam that lets off in your relationship where like, you're like, oh, I like low-key cheated on my wife today. But I was doing my job. I'm paying the bills. I would have a really hard time. You're dry-humping and making out. that's going to be with any other girl at a bar that is cheating on your wife like no I know I think I would I don't know what I would do

like I would definitely not watch the movie You have to be very secure in your relationship to date an actor or an actress Anyways okay excited to see this I think it'll be entertaining I'll be tuning in I'll be tuning in live Like the second it comes out I'm watching it Yeah every week

Let's see Nick Cannon says he wants to have his 13th child with Taylor Swift Thoughts like okay she doesn't want to have your 13 baby so it's a non-issue but he's allowed to come out and say yeah i'd like to have my 13 child taylor swift i'd like to have my first child with taylor swift do you do you i would yeah i would like that i didn't think you liked taylor swift i don't think that's a hot take i didn't think you like taylor swift i don't dislike taylor swift

okay maybe you could now that she's single no i don't think i have a chance but like i don't think nick cannon has a chance either i think we're just saying so i think you have more of a chance than nick cannon that is crazy. You're going to say that and then I'm going to go to the airport today and be sat right next to Taylor Swift on my flight to New York. Like, that's why I'm scared of this space.

Right. Because I don't, I know. I don't think she does public airports, honestly. No, and why would she? Right. You know what? No, but you know what about her, this quirky, quirky girl?

She might. She went out to dinner. No. She went out to dinner in New York, was walking around. Those photos of her could be any, any bit.

Those were strategic. She was wearing jeans and a shirt. And the jeans, by the way, like somehow sold out online. There were $637 jeans. I saw this yesterday. She's got such power that people are buying $637 jeans. There's no way that many people have $637 burning a hole in their pocket for some denim. Uh-huh.

It's shocking. It's Taylor. Her power. Who do you think she's going to date next if you had to guess besides Pete David's there? If I had to guess, I think she's already dating someone. I think she's been dating someone. She just broke up with Joe like two weeks ago. So that's why?

So PR, this is the first year of my life, 22 to 2020 that I've seen the power of PR. Not that Taylor Swift needs PR, but as she goes into this huge concert series and now she's got a breakup. And now everyone's like, oh, how are you still working? You powerful beast. She is a powerful beast, but like, at a breakup end of the mix, she seems to be holding up pretty well. You've dated someone for six years. I don't think any person that's dated anyone for six years could have the poise that she has. If anyone, it would be her.

But I think that she has, I think that this could be a press play. And I think that they had been broken up for a while. And I think that she's been dating someone behind the scenes. That's a very powerful, powerful man or a woman, because I could see that for a while. That's a take. It's a take. That actually, now that you say that, like, if I were Joe and Taylor Swift was my ex, watching her like do that tour with such grace and boys and talent would be really hard.

And I really truly think that Taylor, the Taylor that I know, was taken aback and needed some rest after that breakup to gather herself. Okay. So you're thinking it was way before the tour started? I don't think maybe not way before, but I do think it was before. And I think that she has been in a relationship for a for a minute, for a hot minute. I've heard theories that she's going to start dating. Maddie Healy? No.

Bo Burnham. Like somebody in that group Paul, Maskell No. I've heard like people saying She's gonna gravitate her back I could see her doing something Where she's photographs with people And having

It be a situation that like Would again be a PR thing I've also seen that maybe she'll revisit Harry Styles That would be That I could see but I also like I know that stuff came out Where Joe was like I he didn't see eye to eye With her being that level of famous

which like that would be hard if the person you were in love with is like adored by the entire world. How did he not know that? She's, I, because I would say she's at the highest level of fame of her entire career right now. Like I don't think like seven, even seven years ago, I don't think she was as massive as like. That was reputation when they like started dating, which was like massive. I know, I know. I know. I think with this tour at everything, the way it played out.

TikTok. And I think TikTok. TikTok shoots everyone to a level of fame that we didn't even know was possible. Yeah, and I think that, I mean, we're talking about religious figures here, the level of fame. We're talking about a Jesus-esque figure, Buddha. I'm in agreement. And we've got a Taylor Swift now. I don't think that that is easy to do from behind the scenes.

And that's the love of your life. That's what I'll say. Yeah. I wouldn't be able to do it. No, not a lot of people would. Or him. Yeah, not a lot of people would. Anywho, Millie Bobby Brown is engaged.

She's 19 years old. She's dating. Not a lot of people know this. This guy, Jake Bon Jovi, is actually Bon Jovi's son, the artist. Walk me through this. So you know Bon Jovi. Yeah. Is Bon Jovi's legal first name Bonn and last name Jovi?

John Bon Jovi. So first name John, middle name Bonn, last name Jovi? I think the last name is Bon Jovi. By birth? And I don't really understand. but I have a feeling because it's Bon Jovi and it's like a very, very heavy all-American fan base.

I think that it was an easier nut to swallow for the American fan base for it to be Bon Jovi instead of Bon Jovi. You're saying it was Bon Jovi before? I feel like this is his son and it's like... So what's his first name? Jake. Jake Bon Jovi? Bon Jovi.

How do you... Okay. Yeah. Bon Jovi. John Francis Bon Jovi Jr. Oh. Known professionally is John Jovi. He goes.

He goes by Bon Jovi and not Bon Jovi. No, this is Bon Jovi. Jake goes by Bon Jovi. You don't have to say it like that. I can't not say it. I can't say it. It's not delivery. It's Bon Jovi.

Bon Jovi. Yeah. Bon Jovi. Yeah. Say that. Bon Jovi. You can't. Okay.

Millie Bon Jovi. That's perfect. She's not going to change her last name. I think a lot of people are really taken aback because she's 19 years old. But the thing is the reason you should be taken aback is, the reason you should be taken aback is, because they've been dating for three years, which is great. Age-appropriate relationship in Hollywood

has not happened in so long, and I got so scared because I know that there's other Bon Jovi Bon Jovi children. I did it. And they were older, and when I saw that she was engaged to a Bon Jovi, I was like, fuck, I hope she's not a 19-year-old dating,

like a 32-year-old. I forget how old the other dudes are. But it's him. And this is fine, whatever. Like, I grew up in Texas, so people are getting, there's, right. There's tons of people that get married at 19 and 20. I guess there's 20 years old. Yeah, that's whatever.

Like, and I think also, like, when you're as famous as they are, like, it's probably nice to just get out of the spotlight and get married. And I feel like she, I know the show, Stanger Things. Do you want to talk ever, like, I feel like I've been talking a million miles a minute. That's okay. I'm on our, like, I'm on our, like, rapid fire current of it. I know. I don't really have that much to say about Millie.

I just like, it feels really young to me. It is young. Also, because, like, she is. I just see her as such a kid because she's like a child actor. Yeah, I mean, she is. I guess I just missed the part where she grew up. I think when we were talking about

driver's licenses and stuff earlier, when you're like, there are 16-year-olds that are so immature and there's 20-year-olds that are so immature, I see her as someone who, like, sprung into the spotlight, has dealt with so much more life than I had dealt with at 19

that, like, she probably is, mature enough to know what she's getting into. That's valid. And also, who am I to say? Also, speaking of someone who's so single and we just said like, you know, you guys are too young to get married, would love to be in their shoes. Yeah, I would get married tomorrow. Yeah, if I was Jake Bungiovee, I would Yeah. I'd put a ring on it. Yeah. Okay. Happy for you.

Actually, genuinely God. Genuinely. Genuinely, I wonder how soon they'll get married or if they'll have like a long, engaged or whatever. I hope that they give themselves some time to process the engagement. But that's just me. And I want to end on Kylie and Timmy.

Yeah, go ahead. Here's the thing. The duality of man is so powerful to have one piece of you live and breathe art and film and cinema

and like Wes Anderson and just artistry in that specific font in that way that is very artsy and then have the other piece of you bang kiley jenner that's the duality of man and you can't help but you can't help but you can't help but you can't help but and that's it oh and that's it I that's a thing

like men are men even if they are the timies of the world throwing themselves into art they're going to have a boner for Kylie Jenner and that's the moral of the story I think these are Photoshop I think they are too

she's so high fashion he's also into fashion it could be like a they could have seen eye to eye it may not have been just a sexual thing for them it could have been an artist and a muse

I don't feel that way but it's possible I am just talking out of my ass uh huh yeah yeah but I could see that when did she break up with Travis I know they're so on and off

but I thought they were on he was seen somewhere with someone else and damn Timothy Shalemay is like public enemy number one for all these famous girls

like Megan Fox following Timothy Shalame because MGK hated him I didn't know that and now like I just can't imagine what's going through

Travis Scott's head Now he's got this twerp that's like with his baby mama like hanging out of the card. It's like so intoxicating. That's his laugh. That's the thing that. Like if I watch him in interviews, I'm just like, eh. But him acting in anything is intoxicating. He still just looks like he's just had the life sucked out of it.

I really find him like like gorgeous. like art that's the thing about to me art art i will say definitely appreciate his acting he's an incredible actually we probably maybe we would get along i can't tell i could see you two getting along and also i love i do love the cardassians so it's like i'm not yeah i know that i'm not mad about like i'm not mad um but it is like it is something like so it's a give me pause do you wish them godspeed or do you wish them i'm wishing them i'm wishing them i'm wishing them God's need in this in this short fling that I hope they're having sure I don't I'm not loving the idea of it being like a long-term thing feels like short fling season yeah and I'm all about I'm all about that

for them oil each other up and find yourself a short fling and then move on and move on that's how I feel totally um I got a pee and also I have to get on a flight in an hour so okay see us in the bonus it's gonna be a fun bonus because we're just like on one today. I might, I might, we might fight, we might fist fight. No, we won't,

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Karaoke is like a different voice comes out of you than is your actual voice. I was just like, there's no way. It's not you. It's karaoke. My brain sometimes does it same where I like see something and I have to read the word backwards. Like Chipotle. I'll like see a Chipotle sound and I'll be like, you. Yeah, the joke. Maybe I'm speaking in tongues. Maybe I'm Jesus. Okay.

I wouldn't roll it out. I'm actually not an AI guy. Have we learned nothing from Smart House? Disney Channel original movie. You're so right. We have seen this movie before. We're playing with fire. We are playing with fire. And I didn't like the ending.

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