Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - The Emmys Were Cringe

Episode Date: September 15, 2022

MERCH: http://bncmerch.com  Ad Free Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv  This week Brooke and Connor dive into their weekend adventures, break down the Emmys, and ask the important questions: which came first, Lyle the Crocodile or Shawn Mendes?  Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights  Email us at [e-mail] !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go to https://greenchef.com/bandc135 to get $135 off across five boxes—and your first box ships free! Visit https://takecareof.com and enter code bandc50 for 50% off your first Care/of order B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'll whisper then. Okay. Sorry. Like, in advance, like, I'm foul. Like, I'm so sorry. It's really not personal. I'm walking on. No, sorry.

I'm, like. It's okay. I don't care, because I think that when you're like that, I become sweet. No, I disagree. Sweet chicken. I think you give it back, and then it's like, I can't handle it back. And when I get in these kinds of situations and all it's, explain the kind of situation I'm in in a second.

It's like I can dish it and I will dish it. But if someone tries to give it back, immediate tears. Like so bad. Oh, that's the worst. Yeah. So just, I would encourage you to just like be so nice to me if it all possible. I don't think we have anything that's like too polarizing today that could hurt your feelings. No, even just like randomly, like if nothing's happening.

Just like, just wait. Hey. You're kind of scary How are you? I'm good That's good Yeah Welcome back to Brooke and Connor

Make a podcast Yeah Et cetera I'm excited for today We have so much I had kind of like a We have the docket all ready to go here Obviously a bunch of stuff happened

I said I begged I said please Manifestation Space Don't let anybody die while we're off You really did say that And manifestation space said, what if I killed the queen? And then I'm so glad we went off, like, because we recorded a little bit earlier last

week, and we were like, if anything happens, from Tuesday to Thursday, we are not responsible recovering this. And something did happen. Something did happen. Yeah. We lost the queen. No, Gigi Hadid and Leonardo DiCaprio started dating last night. No, they didn't.

They? Yeah. How old is she? 27. So she's out of his typical range. Yeah, he's, um. Where'd you get this information? He's going for cougars now.

Twitter. They were probably just like, I genuinely really truly believe that she's too old for him. I am calling her right now. This is going to be the next two people that are going to be force fed down our golets for the next. Really? That's so interesting. Six weeks. Okay.

I'd be willing to go against you. Okay. Yeah, the queen died. May she rest? It's time. It was time. She's 96. She was old.

Yeah. Shoot, I was going to say, hang on now. I don't want to go to the queen yet. Okay. I want to talk about there was an earthquake last night. Really? And about how every time there's an earthquake in California, I don't even, I never know about it. I'm begging to manifestation space.

Let me experience an earthquake. Cool. Are you sure you want to use this space to manifest that? Yeah, because if my house collapse, which seems like it's not on good bones, I'm going to go on a really nice vacation. And you could get out of that lease. Yeah. And I feel like I'm, yeah, I could get out of the lease.

I could break my lease. But it needs to happen in the next like 15 days. Right. Yeah. Oh, because you have 15 days left on your lease. Oh, so yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry.

I'm just like completely forget how to have a conversation. No, I'm actually forgetting too. But how was your weekend? Bad. How about you? Since the last time we spoke. Since the last time we spoke. Yeah.

I saw you Friday. We did, we did the live show with TMG. Yeah, but then I saw you Friday. We did karaoke. Friday night. We did karaoke. And I didn't realize there was a bunch of people that weren't our friends there that did post me doing karaoke. Oh.

I was going balls to the wall, like, um, queen and that huge stadium in Brazil style performance. Yeah. Vienna. I gave us, I gave you all Vienna. Because someone took no air by Jordan Sparks. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was a good one.

Um, that was a fun night. I did not do karaoke. and I did end up going home with Tristan who did move forward with throwing up on someone outside outside of gaslight nice yeah they were in this they were in they were literally just like sitting like there was a fence and Tristan threw up behind the fence but didn't see that someone was sitting there so threw up onto someone and then I said let's head let's head out it's probably time to wrap up. And so we did. Um, but like, sorry to start on such a negative note. I don't know what happened to me. I had like the worst weekend. Just like from a PMS perspective. Oh.

And it's like I have thought that I've had PMS before. I haven't. No. No. What I had this weekend was like, if it were the middle ages, I would have been institutionalized for hysteria, which is crazy to think about. Like I would have been carded off. And, like, like, I would have been carded off. And, like, locked away for the rest of my life. I don't even know. Like, I don't know how to describe it. I guess I can try. Yeah, try. I think it started Saturday morning,

woke up and was feeling deathly ill from like two vodka crayons. Received a dress in the mail because I think I've mentioned I have an event coming up. And it's, and it is so important to me that I look the best I've ever looked for this event. ordered a dress from Revolve and I was like okay like it's gonna be cute whatever put it on Connor

I like I have no words to explain to you like I literally am tearing up just thinking about it it couldn't have been that no no no no no and I made the fatal decision

like I don't know why I did this I went to the to Mells the diner like ate so much I said you know what I'm gonna bring this to my friend's house to try it on Tried it on

Mel's by the way is like a Just like a hangover Just like greasy hangover food Tried it on I said I'm gonna head home And legend has it She didn't She didn't leave home until

Three days later I cannot explain to you Like just like heaving sobs Heaving sobs Could not stop then I was like you know what since that like it spiraled into like the dress doesn't fit me so I have no friends I'm not sure how we made that leap yeah but the leap was made and then I was like okay you know what I'm just gonna like fully embrace it turned on fault in our stars sent me to like you know when you have a headache just like your head feels like it's caving in because you've been sobbing so that was happening then I started listening to all too well repeat um You know what other song is incredible that I was listening to all weekend? Take your records. Take your freedom.

Take your memories. I don't need them. Incredible song. Who is that by? Keith Urban. Yeah. Couldn't stop listening to that. Woke up the next day. Worse. Yeah. Drove myself to Malibu to journal. Which is like if I'm ever journaling like Dume's Day. So and then all too well like on repeat.

Just like I don't. Like it was just like, oh and I didn't even tell you the worst of it. then I was like, okay, I'll go. The worst of it was Monday when I was like, I have to go get a dress now, walked myself into anthropology. Because I was like, maybe they have some dresses and like, you know, it's a nice event. Like I can spend a little bit more. I'm ready to ball out.

Yeah. Walking out of. Free people. No, anthropology. As I just said. Tried on this dress and I was like, okay, like I don't like love it, but it's like I think it might be the best we're going to do. I go down and pay for it. I don't know, like, if I can even say.

She said, okay, that's going to go ahead and be 8.50. I said, okay. And then I was too embarrassed because I had asked for about 14 different sizes and was crying in the dressing room. So I just, like, put it on my credit card and then plan to walk around and come back and return it.

Yeah. Could not find one other thing that fit. Was there for four and a half hours crying through Century City Well, you'll be in New York A day before the event. There's so many stores in like Soho. I was just like, I'm terrified.

I'm just not going to find anything. So I left them all with that $800 dress that I don't even love. Pack it and then go walk around in New York. Or get a stylist. It's just like nothing fits me. And then I'm going to start spire it.

We can move on. Sorry to just like bring... Look at my arm having a muscle spazzo. That's the scariest. What is it doing? I don't know, but in summary, like, I... Sorry, I'm sorry. No, I'm fine now, but it was like a full weekend of just like,

I've never experienced anything like that. Just I could not stop crying. The plight of womanhood. Yeah. Yeah. I feel you. Yeah. Dude.

So that's why I was encouraging you to be a little extra sweet to me today, if it's all possible. Well, your post sob glow is awesome. Thank you. Yeah. How do I... And if you see me in a black dress at an event coming up, just tell me you like it.

Please. I sure it was great. You haven't seen it. I'm sure it's going to look great. I'm sure it's going to look great. It's like giving like sack. Like nut sack or potato sack? No, like potato sack.

That's a cool look. Florence Pugh is in the movie. She would wear it. No, she wears like the most gorgeous form fitting. like body showing like I look like speaking in this is manifestation space it's gonna be awesome

you're gonna have fun it's probably you're probably gonna just like black out from being at the event just out of an experience perspective so just what no nothing just being in the presence of greatness yeah it's gonna be awesome

it's gonna be so much fun in that dress are you crying again I don't know what's going on oh and anyway that's why I have celery juice That looks pretty foul. On Saturday That looks like what you would raise

Tadpoles in. Having one of my meltdowns I was like you know what'll fix this? Salary juice I've been working on that for four days. Yeah. So I'm just kind of trying to take small sips. It looks like a self-sustaining ecosystem. Yeah, it's really horrible.

So I've just been taking small sips of that. Yeah. One to help the emotions. Two, to maybe help the dress. That'll make a shit your pants. Yeah. Nothing does it like celery juice and a cigarette.

I think it's just because I've been drinking it so slowly I haven't experienced any sort of feeling Whole 30 is going well for me Oh my God, I forgot. Yeah. You're kind of doing your own thing. Yeah, I did 27 hours of the 30 hours of whole 30 and which is fine for me.

27 hours of the... Yes, okay, I'm following. Good for you. I was more so going for the whole 30 hours. Whole 30 hours. And I almost got there. And I started again. I started again on Monday.

So are you doing another 30 hours? I'm going to do, so I'm going to do, I'm three days eating healthy. Okay. Are you not drinking? No. You're not going to drink. No. What sucks, though, is what sucks about being like a goofball, like a fun person is that you get invited, you know, like, you get invited, a lot of places.

And I'm like, okay, I have three weddings next month. I have no friends. You're going to New York, you're going to New York for a premiere. They're not my friends. They are. No, I'm kidding. I do. I have friends.

And you have, yeah, you have too many friends, probably. But I have two weddings coming up. It's so weird because I keep getting saved the dates. I'm like, why'd you send this stuff? Shouldn't this go to my parents' house? What do you want me to do with the save the date? Well, did it? And then I'm like, oh, wait, no.

I'm a adult. I need to kind of plan this. And then, like, my friends were like, oh, did you, like, book your hotel? And I was like, no, my mom, wait, no, not my mom. Like, I need to do this. So I'll be in Texas three times next month. Wow. Coming back and forth from here.

Wow. Yeah. I still haven't been to a grown-up wedding yet. These weddings are from, like, my friends I grew up with, so it's really weird. I haven't, none of my friends have really. I weirdly want to, like, sabotage the weddings. No, don't sabotage. I can't shake that feeling.

No. You can do it. You always do these bits from New Girl. and you haven't seen new girl I have not seen new girl and I'm willing to I've said it a hundred times I'm willing to try but I can't

I'm um No Give it a go I don't think you'll like it Okay cool But give it a go I don't think I will Because a well

You must like it Because you obviously think The bits are funny Because you do them No I just Must have the same sort of sense of humor That's what I'm saying As the writer's room

Right so then maybe you will like it Maybe I don't think I'm funny though So I don't think that The show is funny No I'm not sitting here like Oh I have the funny No I know but like obviously you know

You have a good sense of humor As you're a man in comedy You know Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah And I'm gonna be more of a man in comedy

In the next three months Everyone was like please don't change You've obviously been in New York for so long You obviously got cast on SNL I was like No we certainly don't have to worry about me changing because I'm going to be on SNL.

Yeah, that's why I was in New York for so long. I actually didn't step anywhere near Rockefeller Plaza. Is that where it is? 30 Rock? No. I think I would have been like gunned down if I would have stepped on that property after talking about it for so long.

We're good. Oh, we're good there. But should we... Yeah, I mean, I don't think any of us... Nothing to report, really. I don't think we have anything to report. I think I really brought the mood down with... explaining my hysteria.

That's okay. We don't have to even talk about it. And I apologize. So don't let me bring it up again. We should just, yeah, we should keep moving forward. Yeah. I think it's okay to air out hysteria. Yeah.

Okay. Thank you for giving me the space. I really appreciate it. Yeah. And I'm going to try to be really chipper now. Maybe you could lead the conversation. Okay. So the queen died.

Talk about an upper. Here, this will give you a little bit of an upper. So there's a lot of stuff about like the queen. passing on, uh-huh, leaping into the afterlife that I am just like in kind of shock about. I don't know, like,

I guess because for me, like I don't really, not that I don't care of, it's sad, like, you know, she died. Right.

But like, I've never followed the whole thing. Right. Never followed history. It doesn't affect us. Like, and it doesn't really affect the people of, did you know she's queen over?

The bees? No. Well, no, no, no, no. She's queen of. of the UK. Yeah, she's queen of like 13 places.

Do you she queen of Canada? So it does kind of affect us because it affects everyone else. Australia. And it'll trickle. New Zealand. Jamaica. Yeah, she's queen of a lot, like, big deal.

Like, huge deal. I feel like if she stepped foot on Australia, the Australians would throw eggs at her. Like, or like... Why do you feel that way? I don't know. I feel like she's just such a UK thing and like no one really gives a crap.

I don't... I feel like people give a crap. Well, apparently. it's going to affect like the world market yeah in a big way i think it's going to affect us in more ways than i could wrap my little brain around yeah well i look i pulled a bunch of stuff that i thought was really interesting tell me um so she's queen of more than i said right so she's the funeral is going to be televised actually and it's it's going to be the most tuned in i wish i knew words like any words at all the most tuned in the most watched broadcast ever in history with 40% of the global

population tuning in that's 40% of 8 billion is yes I could do that like several billion 40% of what 8 billion yeah I could I could do this 40% of 8 okay 8 divided by 10 40% would be let's move on 32 billion good job that feels right Connor yeah

that's awesome 320 you did it you did it you did it that's like way less wait that doesn't make sense

because that would mean that half of eight billion that's pretty much half what no it's not okay it's billion yeah

totally Totally. Yeah, that would be almost half of the world. That many people have TVs. So I was kind of thinking about this. I'm like, imagine if they slipped in like. Our podcast? Like a Pepsi commercial.

Like the TV spot, you know, like Super Bowl? Yeah. It's expensive to have like a. I'm sure they will. What if it was like pizza pizza? It was like Little Caesars. I'm sure. I'm genuinely am sure they will.

Yeah. How could they not? Because it could just be one long broadcast. Didn't you just say they're going to put ads in it or did I make it up? No, I'm just saying imagine if that's just like what I was thinking when I was like, oh, oh. 3.2 billion people. No, I'm sure.

That's going to be a really valuable ad space. I don't think anyone can really afford that. I think you'd be surprised how many people can afford that, how many of these huge corporations. The Super Bowl spots for like a 30 second spot are like $25 million. So many people are fighting for those spots and they pay it. Yeah, but we're not, I'm not talking. at the Super Bowl I'm talking about 3.2 billion people watching TV

Yeah. Yeah, I hear you. I'm just saying I think if there are ads spots, people would do it. What if it was like a local insurance guy? I don't think he could do it. I know, it's a joke. Yeah. Because of the comedy podcast that we do.

Anyways, yeah, so there's a TV, whatever, the thing. And then now they have to, apparently, I don't know if, everything I heard two things about the currency so the currency that's used is pounds or something which is weird because they use the metric system or pounds metric just picking and choosing what we what we were named things shouldn't it be like stones what do they use over there wait can we just like pause the podcast for a second

hey guys brooks smelled a gas lake but we're back and what were you talking about? We were talking about the queen, but I feel bad I don't, I just like have no hot takes whatsoever, just that like she's dead and that's my only take. Yeah, no. And so it's just like, so happy to hear all these interesting facts. I wish I had more to say.

I don't really have anything to say. Okay. I was just going to say, like, I have other stuff to say, actually. I have a lot to say. obviously a lot of people joked about her being dead yes I did see so many Twitter jokes

about her being dead would you care if people like the joke about you when you're no I hope they do I think that would make me feel better as a dead person yeah because I don't like if anything serious happens to me I'm uncomfortable

if people are like oh I'm sorry that happened to you like I'll say something really bad and I'll be like this happened to me and if someone's not like, ha, ha, ha, I'm like, I'm not interested in any other type of response. That makes me feel sick as well. It makes me feel sick. There is nothing worse than telling someone a story to, like, try to, like, trauma dump in a way that's like, okay, let me get this off my chest and like make it reclaim it and make it funny, you know? Yeah.

And then someone's like, I'm so sorry that happened to you. It's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't care. It's funny. No, no, no, I don't want that. Laugh. When they're like, yeah. It's actually not funny. That's bad.

Like when we post on TikTok and it's like, no, that's actually like a serious mental. Yeah. No, come on. Like, but I was, like, I don't care what happens to me physically at all after I die. Tie me up. Cut me up. Oh, really? I want to just be buried.

But me in a beyond meat starbucks sandwich. I don't care. Like, people can joke about it. No, it doesn't, yeah, at all. But I wanted to share something to kind of light in the mood. Mm-hmm. Something that I saw last night that I can't believe. Um, I don't know.

Let's see if, if this is, this is like, I'm just going to just play it. Can we just play it? This is in honor of the new king. The Brits are honoring him with the song or with the chant more. Three cheers for his majesty, the king. Hip hip. Like British people are not real. Are you serious?

I am picking up what you're putting down. That is the goofiest thing I've ever seen in my life. That is a preschool type. Cheers. So interesting. I wonder if there's like a historical meaning to hip, Hi. Isn't it funny that British people, like, they're doing that in the most honorable way,

and we do that to, like, line up kindergarten so that they can all go poop. It isn't, like, a really interesting juxtaposition that you've outlined. Yeah. Like, I feel like there should be one of those huge PE nets that they're all kind of going up and down with, you know what I'm talking about? Totally, totally, totally. Anyways, I thought that was funny. Yeah.

And then, so we shit on, shit on the Brits enough, but there's a lot of it. This guy, did you see this video on Twitter? It's kind of going viral. Sorry that this is all visual for the audio-only people, but this guy is my favorite, this is my favorite video on the internet right now. I'm going to let you know how this makes me feel throughout. Right now, I'm feeling, oh, I'm feeling happy.

I enjoyed that very much. So he's describing. What a delightful display of colors. Every knock down one card. Is it a card? I think it's a domino. And now. But it's kind of.

have taken a while he's just describing pleased in being completely honest oh we've got a big swirler coming up this could make this is very excited picturing you watching this alone is it really just going to go around 60 times i'm now feeling angry i'm now feeling angry I feel impatience is this really going to be a single trail swirler I thought we were dealing with a big one-bam swirler but you're really taking the piss out of me. I am... I agree. This is unrelated to the queen.

I told you just want to get off the death thing. Please, hurry up. I've seen this swirl. I want to see something else. If something interesting doesn't happen, in the next two seconds, what's this? I swear to go, ooh, I like that.

Okay, we can go back to the pop. for sharing that Connor. I would just encourage everybody to watch that video if you can get your hands on it. You know what side of TikTok I'm on that's kind of similar to that? The machine, like, you put different things under it. The hydraulic crusher. I guess. It's a crusher.

Yeah. And then it crushes it. And then people are rating like 1 to 10, like, how was satisfying was that crush? Yeah. Yeah. That's the side of TikTok. That is literally every other video for me on TikTok is either that or a video that's like, get off your internet.

antidepressants because I lost 10 pounds. And I'm like, oh my God, you know what? That sounds like a good idea for me. Oh. Me Googling like, should I up my meds? Like, and then TikTok takes that information and goes, you should actually go off. And I'm like, okay, that sounds good. TikTok made me do it.

hashtag TikTok made me do it. Those are literally the only videos that I'm, yes, those. Yeah, these hydraulic pressures. My TikTok right now. I actually posted this last week. I don't know if you saw it. I used close friends for the first time, like mutuals only.

And I kind of just got on because I think mine's like mostly comedy and it's mostly like a bunch of funny people and recently there's a new crop of really funny people on my TikTok. And I got on close friends and I said, hey, this message is for all of my mutuals. I did one of those.

I did one of those. It's my first time ever. And I said, hey, this is for all my mutuals. If you work, if you're in comedy, if you're a comedian whatsoever, stop. I see your, videos are really good. They don't inspire me. They make me feel brain dead. And that's been a common thing throughout my entire career is seeing other people's work and success and having it directly

affect mine. And not in a good way. I cannot get inspired by that. It makes me feel bad. Brain dead. Yes. 100%. Doesn't make me feel more creative. Doesn't, no. I don't think I've ever seen something good and been like that hat that's actually inspired me to be better. Yeah. It's inspired me to hop into bed. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm not sure if that's a normal reaction.

Remember that success. Your success. Huh. The success of others does not other people's success does not affect yours. It does though. And I'll say that again and again.

It does 100%. You have a really good, I know, that's comparison. It's a people of people that are better than you. Compare yourself to someone that's worse. Compare yourself to someone you went to high school with. You'll feel really good.

Speaking of comparison Did you hear about the new Elvis movie? Yes. Wild. Wild. Wild. So they're casting Jacob and Lordy as Elvis? And my immediate thought is like,

like how? But I felt that way with Austin Butler. And then it ended up making sense. But I feel like. I didn't see the first Elvis movie. So does this link at all? Like are they related? Like sequel?

A24. This one's Priscilla. And it's also A24 who recently like I love A24. Kind of been sharding the bed lately. No. No? Marcel. Well, yeah.

Marcel was A24. Okay. Well, I've just been. That's what's the opposite of a chart. No, I'm agreeing with that. Yeah. I'm just, no, I'm just asking. Yeah, no, I agree.

No, I know. But what do you think the opposite of a shart is? Like if A-24 sharting the bed, What did Marcel do? Like holding it in until you make it to the bathroom. Hell, that is what Marcel is. So obviously,

Kaya Gerber and Jacob used to date. Wait, and they dressed up as Elvis and Priscilla? Okay, so when Kaya... Now she's dating Austin Butler. Okay, okay, this is what happened. When Kaya and Jacob were dating. I hope any of this conversation,

we're having a pretty normal conversation we have when it just asked you, but I don't think, I don't even know if it's connecting at all. It doesn't... Okay. When Kaya and Jacob were dating, they dressed up. as Elvis and Priscilla.

Then they break up. Kaya moves forward with dating, Austin. Austin moves forward with playing Elvis. Now, Jacob is playing Elvis. So what everyone's saying is like Kaiba, Kaiba. Kaya has something in her essence. That's Elvis, like, inspiring these exes and current boyfriends to become Elvis. Does that make sense?

Yeah, it does. it's just so stupid to me. I also, like, can't decide if I think Jacob Alorty's a good actor. I don't want to see this movie. Oh, I have to see it. But all I have to really judge Jacob off of is the kissing booth and euphoria.

And you can't make a judgment from those two. Isn't he, I mean, he's seven feet tall, too. So how are we just going to portray Elvis? A seven feet tall? Yeah. You have to suspend your disbelief. And also that one, didn't they have a, For the other Elvis, didn't they have Austin Butler in like extreme prosthetics?

I think towards the end when he was dying. I want to see Jacob, I want to see Jacob Allorty Chubb. It's crazy, but oh yeah. That's going to be good. Yeah, that'll be good for us. I'm looking forward to. Yeah, that's a good point, Connor. Chubby, seven feet tall Jacob Allorty.

I wonder. That's going to be awesome. Actually, I'm going to go see it because of that. I forget what I was wondering. But I never thought Jacob Alorty looked like Elvis at all or resembled him in anyway. but ever since they announced this, I'm like, oh, he's a spinning image. How is Jacob Allurey going to do this? Good luck.

I doubt that they'll touch that. Or maybe they will, but I think it's just like mostly about Priscilla. That is... So maybe they won't even go to that extent. That looks like a Thanksgiving sweaty ham. Yeah. Sorry for audio only. We've done so much visual stuff today. That's when he was so constipated.

We're kind of turning a new leaf visually. Yeah. Well, you know, I've always said I think people should watch the YouTube video. Yeah, you guys should watch the YouTube video. It's actually really good. When I'm at home and I'm watching podcasts, I'll get home, I'm listening to a podcast. I'll pause it on the time and I'll get on YouTube and I'll cut up to that time. Yeah, good thinking. But I haven't been able to do that lately because I haven't been able to be in my apartment.

The construction, actually, if anyone's following my construction saga, it's gotten worse. If you follow me on Twitter, I finally reached out to my landlord and I said, this is it, this is it, my last month of my lease. This is it. I can't do this anymore. This is unacceptable. You need to help me. And he said, I'm sorry. And I said, you know what?

It's totally fine. No worries. Like, you're kind of a king for like saying sorry. Do you mind if I pay you extra? No, I genuinely, it reminded me of, and I tweeted this, but it reminded me of in my first job post grad when they were like, like, we can pay you, we may be able to pay you more. And I was like, honestly, just don't worry about it. Like, I really want to work here.

Right. And imagine me negotiating my pay backwards because I felt guilty. Yeah. Therapy. that therapy. I wish I would have started therapy in college. That would have been probably really helpful for me. Anyways, take a sip while I move us into the Emmys. Sorry, I just am all over the goddamn place today. My takeaway from the Emmys that I did not watch. And I watched, so hopefully I'll be able to. Okay. So just chime in. I'm going to say all the little dots that came through my head.

So I didn't know, White Lotus, which I really liked, which I got a lot of my friends from college that were like I couldn't even get through it. That was one of the worst shows I've ever seen. Really? I've never heard that. Really liking that. Never heard that take. I also, it was pretty crazy. We had like a really good little run of TV during that time.

So I'm not even a TV guy and I watched everything that won besides Squid Game. What was it? White Lotus. White Lotus, Excession, Euphoria. Oh my God, yeah. Barry, one of the seasons. There was more, but, um, yeah, there was more. Yeah, I remember.

But White Lotus, Big, fan, obviously stacked cast. I love White Lotus. So good. Jennifer Coolidge. Yeah. Won an award for that, I'm pretty sure. She did. Um, and the writer slash director won. Mike, Mike. Who's Medch-Nebly from School of Rock? Netshnebley. How come, that's the stuff I want to know about. You want press for that show. Give me some Natch, Nis-Neebly was the, was the, I wasn't even going to watch.

That's the last person, Nedge Shnebley. It's the last person I would have expected to write White-Lodied. Fucking awesome. They need to bring spider back from School of Ruff. and let him do some stuff. Get him in a writer's room. Blue of Rock is incredible. It's a great movie. Yeah.

That should have won an Emmy this year. Cast Joan Cusack Moore. Did you ever watch Shameless? No. Oh, I really feel like you would have loved Shameless, but she was in Jamless. No, I tried to get into it. Couldn't do it. Oh, okay.

She's incredible. Succession won a lot of awards. Succession won a lot. I couldn't get through. That's one of the shows I couldn't get through. Really? I thought you liked it. I couldn't get through it.

I couldn't get through it after I told you to begs you to please try to watch it, and then I couldn't get through it. Yeah, you did. That's why I started watching it. Yeah, I couldn't get through it. I watched the whole season. And I love the characters. It's just like I could not bring myself to care even like one little inch about the plot, unfortunately. Yeah, it was pretty boring for me as well.

But Euphoria obviously won, and Dea won two awards for two Emmys. Sydney, Sweeney got nominated for Euphoria and White Lotus and didn't win either. And I'm wondering if it had anything to do with her little debacle with her mom's birthday. No, I don't think so. I think she's just like not as good as the people that won. Bummer. There were some moments in the Emmys because I did watch the whole thing that were like so beyond cringe worthy. Jimmy Kimmel.

Jimmy Kimmel and just like the writers in general like what they wrote for Lizzo. Like my... Did you present something? I wanted to crawl back up inside of my body. Was it supposed to be funny? It was supposed to be funny. And she was presenting the award. and the right they she was speaking like reading off the teleprompter and she said something about like how the Emmy award like in itself is also a big girl and then she pauses and goes I didn't write that and then just like kept going and it was just like oh my God like how as an how one as an Emmy as the writers how do you think that's a good idea two like how does that get approved to go like on air I've no idea and like I was like great for Lizzo for being like I didn't write that.

So that was like I want to crawl up my own body, but even more so, because Lizzo just like handled that so well. But Jimmy Kimmel just lying on the floor. Talk about shard the bed. Yeah, sharding the bed. Yeah, that sucks. Lying on the floor. I forget who was accepting the award at that moment, but he just loved. Kinta Jones.

Yeah. Kinta Brunson. Just like literally lied on the floor the entire time she was accepting her award. And they like cut him out. And like they didn't show like a full body shot of her accepting the award. They just like zoomed in her face so you wouldn't see Jimmy lying there. Because like I think they knew that just like he should have moved on at that point. So there were just so many people who were committing to the bit.

And it's like you. You know what freaks me out about this? Huh. No, I don't think you would. Genuinely. I think you would have been able to read the room. It just gives me anxiety when when people are like, this is really funny. And everyone's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Please trust me. Don't do me. Yeah. But yeah, that was fucking weird and uncomfortable. It was, I wonder if he'll say anything. I think he should. Yeah, he'll address it. But wait, there was something else that struck me, that struck a chord with my body and soul.

Let's see here. Oh, S&L. Oh, Pete, when Pete came out? No, SNL shouldn't be winning. Anything this season besides Please Don't Destroy it. They're the only people still in it. Please don't destroy. Right?

Like, everybody else has left. Sarah Sherman, who just got on. Is Cecily still? I just mean like, Cecilie's gone? Yeah. So like all the like people who have been on. Well, there's obviously like a whole new.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kenan Thompson. Kenan, I think it's literally Kenan, please don't destroy. Yeah. Sarah. Squirm. I don't know. I think that's it.

I think that's it too. But Pete Davidson was there. That was his first time, I guess, like out without. Right. Timmy. And he wore this outfit. Was it easy? No.

Or was it supposed to look like it? I don't know. But let's Like so and so he wore this like basically like a Dickies work workman's outfit. And it is Dickies. Okay, cool. And that is exactly like exactly what Kanye wore like three years ago to the Matt Gala or something. I knew like there was something Kanye about it to me.

Intentional. Intentional, probably. I was. He was. great, but it felt like, and this is why live shows just like are uncomfortable for me to watch. Like, I felt like he was going to do something. I was like sit on the edge of my seat waiting for him to say something that would make me like want to crawl up into my body. But he didn't, it was pretty. Yeah, nothing happened. We get like the slap at the Oscars. We get this spit at the whatever. Yeah. This was a young fest. It was a yearn fest with some like crudgy moments. Yeah, there's that fit from Kanye. It was the exact, basically the exact same. fit. Geez, Pete Davidson is looking extra skeletal lately.

I think he's really depressed, probably. He looks like a Tim Burton character. Everyone was saying he was on drugs, like while he was presenting this, but I think he was just really nervous. I don't think he gets nervous, really. No, he was shaking a lot. I don't think he was, no. Barry, Bill Hader, snubs.

That sucks. Bill Hader, so I started watching the patient yesterday. I finished it. Well, Bill Hader's not in the patient. I know. Steve Correll's in the patient. But here's what I'll say. Funny.

Funny people. Are we moving on from the Emmys? No. Funny people when they go from like being very funny to being serious dramatic characters. That is the most jarring. Jarring. Unsettling acting in a good way that you'll ever say. Well, this is what I was going to say about the patient if we're ready to talk about that.

No. I want to say. No. Bill Hater. chilling. He deserves, like, I'm actually... Because he's not funny in Barry? No, because he's, like, it's the most phenomenally, like, almost, like, too hard to watch acting in a good way. Like, it's just, like, it's just phenomenal. I hope someone else agrees with me on that. I don't, I haven't seen...

It is crazy to see Bill Hater. He's not funny in it. He's not funny in it. It's like, no. He's not funny. No. But it is like, it has a, it's like a funny... Right. That's what I thought. Um, he got snubbed. And then I just want to say about Little Lily James and Sebastian Stan. Every time I see them, they have what seems like a new face. I don't know. I could not pick them out of a lineup. They look like shape shifters.

Every time I see them, they look different. Is that just me? No. I don't think so. They're like Lily James. I'm like, that's not. Her, I feel that way about Sebastian. I feel a little bit less.

Sebastian reminds me of Randall the lizard from Monsters Inc. Or wait, that's Pete Davidson. Sebastian reminds me of someone evil like that. Sebastian looks like Sebastian. To me. Huh. If that makes any sense. Yeah.

I don't know. Maybe I'm alone there, but he's someone that's also in everything, but you don't realize that he was in that. Yeah, because he's a shapeshifter. I kind of been picking up what you're putting down now. Yeah. I think Lily James more so. Yeah.

She's great. Yeah. They're both great. But yeah, that was good. And then, uh, let's see anyone else. No, that's really it. That's really it from the anime. I didn't watch again.

So I just got like that. I watched. It was pretty. Pretty uneventful, but I would like to talk about that show The Patient now. Oh, yeah, talk about the patient. Well, I've been watching that show The Patient with Steve Correll. It's on Hulu. It comes out once a week, so you can't binge it, which sucks because it feels like such a bingeable show.

It is so good. You don't like it. Well, I feel like they maybe could have, well, we won't give anything away. I would say go watch. It's the easiest watch. I watched five episodes last night. It's so, it's 20 minutes. Yeah.

I was confused by you saying there were jump scares. I thought you were watching a completely different show. There's jump scares when you live by yourself in an apartment. I live by myself. And I can hear noises from downstairs in my apartment from the construction. If wind blows through, like it knocks things over and like kind of. So there was jump scares for me. Okay.

I wasn't experiencing those. Kind of a really intense show. I don't, I mean, I kind of am left on the edge of my seat. I just want to say, so I'm watching also. This is another one of those things. Steve Curl is like playing a completely serious character. Yes. And I always see him as Michael Scott

And this is the first time I haven't seen that Oh well he's playing almost the same character he did in like Beautiful Boy with Timothy Shalama Yeah but in that like I was still seeing Michael Scott for whatever reason And this I'm not like he is fully Yeah Yeah Psychotherapist.

Right yeah it's intense but um I'm watching Surface too on Apple TV And it's like basically the same sort of thing almost I haven't even heard of it. A lot of psycho like a lot of brain stuff and like like personality disorder type stuff. But I was just saying like, I don't know if you watch anything on Apple TV,

but the difference between like Hulu and Apple TV is Apple TV will have people that play characters in them that like look like someone you know, but just like the Kmart version of them. Like famous, they look like famous people, but you've never seen them in your life. And then Hulu will have someone like Steve Karel, you know, and like Selena Gomez.

Yeah. And then you go to Apple TV. I don't think I've ever watched an Apple TV show. Yeah. Right? Isn't that weird? Yeah. And I feel like they have so much money to get these big people and they get like someone, I don't know. It's weird.

You know who the Walmart version of Zach Ephron is? Who? Zach Ephron. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. I don't. He looks like a Roblox.

I don't, like I don't like commenting on people's physical appearance. I'll comment on it. I know you will. But I just like, I don't, he says that he broke his jaw. He said from dancing in his. house with socks on, which is just a really specific. That's that he broke his jaw. But it's not his jaw.

It's his entire face and body. You know? It's kind of like, it's like entire. Yeah. He's on his handsome Squidward. Like, no, there was variety just posted something and everyone was like, that's not. That's not Zach. And it's so hard for me as someone, Zach shaped my entire being.

He shaped his entire. And I'm seeing him now and I'm like, that's not him. It really feels like one of those conspiracy theories where, It's like he's been replaced. Aver Levine. I put, no, that's still, to me, what we're looking at now. Like, that's still him. Yeah.

I put a link in the doc if we can pull that up. But, like, this is not him. This is not the Zach that I grew up with. Well, you reach a certain age to where you black out and you end up in a Botox facility. Uh-huh. And then they get to kind of have their way with you. See, I just, this is like, Not even Botox.

This is a replacement. This is a replacement. This is someone else. Yeah. You know? That's the only way to describe it. Well, anyway, wishing him the best.

He's happy and he looks happy. Totally. He doesn't, he doesn't look bad. He's just, that's not Zach Efron. It's kind of, it's disheartening to see someone

that looks like him go backwards. It's disheartening to see someone you loved so much and that meant so much to you not exist any, just be someone else. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like a more agreement. That's me after I get on SNL. That's what? Nothing. Yeah, it's sad. But anyway. Oh, and we already, we did our, uh, we did our TV. We already talked about our TV.

This has been such an interesting episode. I know. There's really so much to really dissect here. I have, well, we also have Lyle the Crocodile. Oh, I do want to talk about Lyle the Crocodile. I don't know much about Lyle the Crocodile except for this. It's some sort of. Tell us what.

Some sort of cartoon coming out about a crocodile named Lyle. Yeah. And crocodiles inherently, you think of a crocodile and you think that would bite me. Like more of a predator, you know, strong, maybe a little scary, a little buff maybe. Should you animate that? And that's what I'm seeing in Lyle. It's just kind of like, oh, like you're a crocodile. Like you're an alpha.

You know, at the end of the day, you're an alpha male. This is a movie coming out, by the way, called Lyle L'Ill the Crocodile. And he sings. And so I see this animated crocodile and then it opens its mouth and watching like an ad on TikTok. And it's the voice of Sean Mendez. And nothing has ever thrown me for more of a loop in my life than to see Sean Mendes's voice come out of Lyle the Crocodile.

Something is twisted and twisted about it is all I can say. You want it here? Press play. Yeah, let's. I just wish. You praying you'll watch the YouTube video to see Lyle. Lyle. That's,

that's, that's wrong. That's wrong. By the way, the whole premise of the movie is that Lyle also can't talk. He can only sing. And Lyle, it's like,

he's a massive beast. He's a beast. He's a beast. And Sean's, it's just, I wonder, like, I need to know what came first.

Sean or Lyle. Like, did they see Sean and say, you know, they had Sean in mind for this and they thought, you know what? Crocodile. And they made Lyle. Or did they make Lyle first and think, you know, whose voice we need? Sean. Because either one of those makes no sense.

I'm still so hung up on the fact that like, he can't talk. He only sings. They obviously couldn't get Sean Mendes in the studio to record lines. But they got him in the studio to sing. Yeah, four songs probably throughout the entire movie, five songs. I think they, I literally think they wrote it that way.

That's insane behavior. It's just nothing makes sense about wild a crocodile. Can we play a little bit more? I just like, it is, and I really hope that at least Google, you guys can Google if you're not watching the video, Wilda Crocodile. Sean's voice coming out of this piece.

Like that was a jumps gag. That was totally awesome. The city must do something. And these are like old Sean songs that they're playing too. Did you realize how different things have been since I met him? I don't know. I mean, nothing's coming out of his mouth right now, but it just, it makes... Because he can only say...

Right. It makes no sense to me whatsoever. Well, listen. I look forward to seeing the progression of Lyle or Crocodile, but... I have a feeling we'll be saying a lot more of Lyle in the coming... Yes. This casting is a huge... A huge question.

mark for me. Okay, what was on your notes app? So I have a couple, I have a couple things that I pulled from the notes app. I just want to say, it's fall, y'all. So that was what I was going to say. Thank you. And I noticed it was fall because the Spirit Halloween's have been popping up everywhere. And that's another thing where I have this kind of intrusive thought that I really want to, like, throw a pipe bomb through all of the Spirit Halloween. Really? I love Spirit Halloween. It's weird. Like, it's a really polarizing thing for me. I would never enter a spirit. Beard Halloween. I don't know if I've ever gone in one, but I do love them. You like the idea of them? Yeah. I think it's crazy the way that they're just taking over old

historical buildings that closed during COVID. I would always get my Halloween costumes as a kid from that catalog. Do you know the catalog that I'm referring to? Yeah, I actually do. I do actually. I miss catalogs. Me too. Circling stuff. I just circle things. Yeah, I love circling stuff. And then pray that they would come my way. Um, what was I going to say? Oh, crap. I just, I feel like, I feel. I feel like, I feel. I feel like that's a show cataloging no scrap while the

the cockatile reality spirit no bring in reality show based in spirit Halloween yeah bring in the e

okay I'm gonna write a show right now okay bring in whoever voiced the evil spider guy that ran the whole office

in the corporation in Monster Zink and he is expanding his network of spirit Halloween's and in turn has ended up in a small town USA and he's closing down they're like they're like I don't know they're theater they're like town theater that like everyone grew up and they have to save this theater which in turn they do that by two kids and I'm picturing childhood Amanda Bines

and Frankie Munez your brain is an incredible place go heading off and they find this web of lies and I think I think I'm just talking about Big Fat Liar. What does this have to do with Spirit Halloween? Because his whole thing is this network of Spirit Halloween's and he ends up He's trying to take over the world with sneakily. Oh, sorry, I must have missed that part.

So it's all affront. The Spider-Man from Monter's Inc. Oh, he's laundering in Spirit Halloween? He's basically, yeah, he has some... It's a front for something, but I haven't figured out that part. Okay, you've got to flesh this out more. Because I started talking about it 30 seconds ago. I'm kind of figuring out.

Okay, totally. I think you've got to see a good seed there. Yeah. Yeah. My next sidebar today is the luminaires. Okay. I know I talked about them earlier a couple episodes ago about how I was ironically playing them on the ox when I was around people that has taken a turn. The irony has now fled the building.

I love the luminaires. Like, I really think that they're one of Americas. We're lucky to have them. They're one of the best bands that we've ever seen Walk the Earth. And I think that if we were to renew the National Anthem, I really think that they have a chance. That happened to me with Ed Shearin. Really? Incredible.

Like, literally like the best artist of our time. It feels like, yeah, it feels like if I was doing something to be funny, like, oh, I'm like smoking. I'm smoking cigarettes now. And then like I got addicted to cigarettes because I was kidding. Yeah. No. That feels like that's a genuine phenomenon. Like anything I've ever started to do ironically, not ironic anymore.

Like my Twilight obsession started, what? Started ironically. Let me just see if I have... And now it's like... Look at what's last play to my... Stubborn love. By Luminaires. Which I think we could just replace the national anthem with stubborn love.

I think that'd be fine. Um, who... Never heard it. It's okay. You were about to sing it? Yeah. But I was thinking if the Luminaires covered the national anthem. Doon, do it.

Oh, no, I can't do it. Oh, see. No, I can't do it. Who would you choose to cover the national anthem if we had to redo it? Well, they should renew that more. That's a really good question. I guess anyone can just sing it and actually. At this moment in time, today, Keith Urban.

Yeah. Just because I've been listening to that one song. And have you been listening to that one song because of the show that you've been watching? What, the fault in our stars? No, patient. The patient? What does that song have to do with the patient? Take your records, take you.

The guy. Yeah, but that's not Keith Urban. Yeah, it is. Oh. No, it's unrelated. I think that might have been That's not really a spoiler But unrelated, no

Anyways, my next thing on my sidebar is Brooke asking me last week What was your question about? Tell me what the question was. About boners? Yeah. Brooke didn't know that guys get boners Unless it's intentional.

Brooke thought that it was always a really mindful. That's not true. I saw a TikTok that said guys get like 12 to 15 boners a day and then I texted Connor immediately and was like how many boners do you get a day no context um and then he it's true which I thought it was I thought the TikTok was a joke 12 to 15 I would like pass out well yeah but not that many but like I thought it I didn't I thought maybe like one tops a day yeah unless you're going through puberty I am going through puberty I am

I'm pretty sure. Really? Like second, second burst or first? I'm getting a second wind. But that is shocking to me. And I was like going through this obsessive period of just like asking all my guy friends. Yeah.

And it's real. And none of my girlfriends knew that. Oh, weird. We should talk about, we should open more conversation about boners. Yeah. Is there anything else you can teach me about the male anatomy while we're here? No.

I don't really know that much. That's just insane to me that it just like, it happens just out of nowhere. I'm confused. why guys have nipples. I don't really understand the purpose of men having nipples. Yeah, that's a good point. Is it just for? I guess just for show. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of things that we don't technically need. Yeah. Like your appendix. Nipples are the appendix of the man, even though you also have appendix. Sigh. Are we allowed to talk about that on here? Do you think? I don't know. It might be a, it might be a private conversation. Maybe. HIPAA situation.

But yeah, that's something I learned recently is the boner thing. I literally had like no idea. And it's just like insane to me that like you're just like walking around in that condition. Yeah. Wild. It is insane.

Do you have any questions about the female body? So many. Yeah. Do you have any that you want to ask me? No, because I should have prepared those in advance. Okay. We should do an anatomy. We should do an anatomy bonus episode.

That'd be really good. That's perfect. We also side note, we have bonus episodes. coming out next week or we're working on them for next week yeah and then um brooke and i play each other in fantasy football this week oh that'll be really fun so we'll be and apparently we're pretty neck and neck yeah just in terms of the projections in terms of i did some really good trading on my end did you today yesterday yesterday it doesn't open up until thursday so that's really interesting no i didn't do trading i did something else why did what ryan told me to do you said trading so how did

Well, what did Ryan say? Wire or something? Wire transfer? Yeah, I did a wire transfer. Okay. On my, yes. Okay, cool. So, just be prepared.

That's, like, basically all I have unless we went up. Well, we got an email that I want to run by you. It was basically just expanding on your theory that lesbians kind of have a thing for you. Yeah. Yeah. Is this going to hurt my feelings today? No. Okay.

I don't think so unless I mean no I don't think so I can take it slow yeah I think you should maybe take it slow okay I'll start this is from Eve Eve says you're so funny thanks that's really sweet yeah or both of us it's whatever um it's very rare that I consume media made by cis hit white people but you guys are so funny down to earth you give me hope L.O L. That's sweet thank you I'm in the middle of episode 25 right now. where you guys talk about the email from a man, a man hating lesbian and they're confusing attraction to Connor. I think I have the answer. She's a man hating lesbian, meaning a lesbian that typically hates men. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought she was saying it was from a man.

No, no, no, man hating lesbian. Yes, that's an issue. Firstly, as you guys touched on, Connor is not threatening in any kind of way. That's a good thing. Yeah. But I also think that he's not spineless in any capacity. Nice.

That's so you and your landlord. yeah yes he stays in his lane and it's refreshing as fuck he also has a very similar fashion sense to a lot of lesbians i know nice yes which great style so that's a compliment i think yeah part two and this is new yeah Connor has that beachy spontaneous goofy boyish down-to-earth vibe that i personally am envious of and i've seen a lot of other lesbians express a similar sentiment Connor could easily now this is where I have questions. So tell me like what? I'm excited.

Oh, you're going to reread that? No, no, no, no. I'm saying this is where you have questions. Because otherwise, I love this. The following. The following is where I have questions. Great. Connor could easily be a he-him lesbian.

A lesbian that uses he-him pronouns. I guess that's my question. I don't, I wouldn't be able to answer that. You could theoretically identify as a lesbian right now. Oh. I think if you wanted to. That's what I'm hearing. As he, him.

I guess I don't know. I know. I don't know. But that's, I think that I'm hearing that that is maybe an option available to you if you so choose. Okay. Which I didn't know. I didn't know that either. Anyway, I'm a man hating lesbian.

Oh, sorry, I missed the line. Connor, if you ever came out as lesbian, we would welcome you with open arms, no pressure. Amazing. Yeah. So that is amazing. That's great. Anyway, I'm a man hating lesbian who's never dated a man. Doesn't often have crushes on straight men and straight woman, but Connor and Brooke and

are the exception. Side note, Brooke is fine as fuck. Like, it's ridiculous. Which is like, needed that today. Yeah. I don't think you could possibly understand.

Go ahead and screenshot that. Screenshoting and... And printing at Kikos. Tattoeing and wearing around my neck to that event in that ugly dress. Sincerely shouldn't be writing emails while I'm suited. So I think that was sweet

and just like... I'll take that. I'll take that. here that you would be welcomed into the lesbian community at any given time should you so choose i think i have some research to do on my part but then i'll come back swinging yeah um that's like basically all i have today it was a little bit of a kind of all over the place shorter episode all over the place day all over the place day um do you want to talk really quickly about um Swedish people serving too. We've had this on the docket for a long time. So I'm going to talk about it real

quick. I just didn't know about this. I think it's an interesting thing. And I know we probably have listeners in Sweden. And now that I'm reading Swedish, I think it might be Nordic. It's possible for me to say. What is Swedish? Okay. So apparently we found this on Reddit. The Swedish people, Swedish people in general, don't feed their guests and expect them to bring their own sheets to stay the night over at their houses. So I basically read this thing that was like, someone had gone over to their friend's house and they were upstairs and the friend's mom called him downstairs. And he's still upstairs and he says he was up there for 20 minutes and then 30 minutes and he's like, I'm going to go check to see what's going on. walks downstairs, the whole family is sitting down for dinner.

And he was like, I didn't know what to do. So I just kind of like walked back upstairs and shut the door. And then the friend came back up after dinner and just continued to play video games or whatever they were doing. And then it opened up this whole dialogue online that said, like, yeah, we only make enough food for our family. Unless you're invited to eat with us. Like, it's not an expectation for us to go like above me on and offer that. Could you imagine? No.

I don't think I would have. would starve because it's not like I would I think I wouldn't be able to figure out how to fend for myself. I went into this hole about this, this phenomenon. This is like the most fascinating cultural thing. It's interesting that the friend didn't express that because I feel like the friend would know that that's, there's different kinds of norms. I would other places. If I saw them down there eating, I would grub up something so that they'd have to knock on the door in the middle of dinner. I don't know what I would do. I'm the kind of person that like I just, never say anything about anything. Like I think if I,

I was thinking recently, like, if I was staying at somebody's house. Yeah. And I had appendicitis. Yeah. And it would just not say anything. I would just die. Yeah. Like, rather than be like, excuse me, I don't feel well.

Yeah. Like, I would just. Pass. Like, pass peacefully. Yeah. I just, like, the thought of ever, like, having an inconvenience anyone is too much for me to to take. I read something online that was, like, the most.

Nightmarish thing in the world is being at a sleepover and you really want to go home, but your parents aren't answering the phone. Oh, yeah. And it's like one in the morning. Mm-hmm. It's just suffer. That's such a horrible feeling. It's the worst feeling.

Were you a go-home from sleepover kind of kid? No. I'm sure you can imagine that. You were? I never made it through the night. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think it means that last night I had a dream that...

Your arm is spazzing. I know. I think I'm in like a pretty stressed out. as well. During the club. Yeah. I had a dream last night that I re-accepted my old boss from my horrible past job

reached out to re-offer me my same position and I accepted and I went to the office and everyone's kind of going about their business. It's the same office that we were in but there was a foot and a half of water and no one was noticing and everyone's kind of walking

bringing papers places. Everyone's in meetings. The chairs are just kind of floating around the office and I'm like no one's noticing all this water and I was just going about my business and that's the end of my dream do you have any dreams from when you were really little that you still remember yep you want to hear one yeah I'm sitting at the end of a dock and it's that time of the night I think people call it dusk but there's no light left in the room or in the outside it's just blue kind of like it's almost nighttime I'm sitting at the end of this dock and I can hear footsteps I'm fishing, by the way. Of course.

Of course. And then I get pushed off the dock and then I wake up in my bed. Huh. Yeah. Wow. Mine is that I'm in. I was at the playground with my dad. And you know those just like random tubes that you kind of go in and there's three holes and you can like look out?

I was in one of those and T-Rex just gobbled me up. And my dad was like, bye. And I was like, oh, God. See ya. And that was it. And I just, I had that dream once and I still remember it. That's interesting. Yeah.

Really scraping the barrel for some dream talk today. I have 50 that I can talk about. Okay. You know what? I've heard like on Twitter and TikTok recently, people are like, just don't tell me your dream because I don't care. Yeah. So.

Well, if anyone wants to dive into that one. Anyways, I want to open up the email and DMs for, we had someone write in and say that when they have a crush on people, when they start developing a crush, they shave their big toe. in preparation for whatever may happen. So you're opening up the email to ask people. To ask people, what do you do when you have a crush? Yeah. What do you do?

I just like go absolutely manic on my Instagram story. And it's like I know a lot of people will post something in the hopes that their crush will relate to it. Like if their crush likes a certain band, they'll post that band. That's not what I do. I will post like what I'm going about normally. And then randomly I'm like, this is the weirdest thing in the world. If this person sees it,

like I want to shrivel up and die. That's normal. So it's like I'll post things that I would normally post and then delete them in five seconds and then maniacically be like, no, that was fine. Repost, delete in five seconds.

So it's just constant posting, deleting, posting deleting, posting deleting, because the thought of my crush seeing, perceiving me and seeing that in any way. And so it's just like very clearly my social media presence becomes just like an unsafe

manic place. Yeah. Because it's posting, deleting, posting, deleting every five seconds. Yeah. How about you? Self-sabotage, probably. That'll do it. Yeah.

Yeah. That's it. Okay. Well, looking forward to hearing. But physically, do you do anything? That's it. And then we can wrap. But physically?

Like you don't shave your toe? I just shave my toe when I need to shave. I do shave my toe. Nice. In general. Never done. Just like very hairy person. Maybe when we get answers next week, it'll inspire us to think of some stuff.

I think physically I'm just like self-tanning maybe a lot. Yeah. Like too much, too close to the sun. Yeah. I would say. Yeah. That's really it. Like if there was something I could do to help me physically, I would be doing it regardless

of if I had a crush. Yeah. You know? Just like anything. Anyway. Looking forward to wearing my dress next week, feeling good and confident. Stay tuned. And we also have.

That'll be Monday. Brooke will be in New York. And then we have bonus content coming out next week. And that's it. See y'all next week. Bye, guys.