Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - The Emrata & Harry Styles Market Crash ft. Ben & Emil

Episode Date: March 30, 2023

MERCH: http://bncmerch.com  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv/  One year later, we welcome back the boys of our sister podcast: Ben Cahn and Emil DeRosa! This week, Ben and Brooke break down their tough tummy troubles, while Connor tries to understand the economic side effects of Harry Styles and Emrata’s new budding love. Plus, Brooke and Connor have a pretty insticing business pitch for the boys.  Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights  Email us at [e-mail] !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BANDC and get on your way to being your best self. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 Sleeping For A Living  1:25 Welcome Ben & Emil! 2:26 Intro 3:01 Some More Bad Sayings 4:56 Ranking Senses  5:57 Re-introducing Ben & Emil 7:16 Tummy Troubles 10:38 Brooke’s Tuna Salad Truck Idea 12:19 Connor’s Business Idea 13:12 Ben’s Cigarette Affair 14:38 Testing The Manifestation Gods 15:57 THE Kelly Clarkson Couch 17:31 BetterHelp 19:28 The Forbidden Fruit 19:53 Connor and Emil Are For Everyone 21:48 The Daily Podcast 22:49 Connor’s Mom Calls 23:32 Brooke’s Hit and Run 25:18 Some More Tummy Talk 26:49 Ben’s Banana Buddy 28:03 The God Given Right 29:49 Westside Coded 32:38 Sister Cities 36:37 Porta Potty Adventures 39:06 Go To The TMG Studios Website! 39:49 Relax Bear Grylls  42:08 Richard Pryor History Lesson 46:51 Team Gwyneth Paltrow 54:26 Always Be Buy-in’ 55:45 Emrata & Harry Styles’ Make Out 57:35 Emrata's Exes 1:02:28 The Market Effect of Celebrities 1:05:36 Ryan Reynold Impersonations  1:07:41 Would You Rather… 1:09:10 Our Wild Week In The Studio 1:10:20 Check Out Trillionaire Mindset! 1:10:53 See You In Bonus! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It seems like you're so far. So far away. Hey guys. Welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast. Hey guys. Welcome back to Brooke and Brackham. Welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast. This is Connor.

That's Brooke over there. We're making a podcast today. It's weird because it's, I don't know. I don't know what to say. I can say something. It's absolutely like torrential. downpouring. Like it was last week as well. Like it was last week. And we can't see that in our office because there's no windows, but you just know. You know, like I know that it's raining outside,

even though I can't see it. And for that reason, I'm needing to be under my covers. You know what I think I should do. Be one of those people that goes live on TikTok sleeping. I could make a living resting. Yes. Oh my God. I would live. love to make a living closing my, having my eyes closed. You could actually leave a legacy for your children too, because once you pass, you could just have your phone on and plugged in inside your... Yeah. I could set up my tripod right next to my bed quarters and just kind of go to sleep for eight to 15 hours.

You should do that. I think I will. Wait. I don't see why I wouldn't. I have... Oh. Come in. Question mark?

Question mark. Oh, hey, boys. Oh, it's Barbara Hernandez. Your mail keeps coming to the boat. What is it? I don't know. It's addressed to you. Oh, well, why don't you guys come in and take a seat?

Something in that sort of. Come, sit down. We've got a new couch from the Kelly Clarkson collection at Wayfair. Make yourself comfortable. That looks ominous. Yeah, sorry about that. I took a gander at it. It ain't good, dude.

It ain't good. Oh. Oh, wait. Oh, that's not good. is that it's from the IRS oh never good did they say you won they're congratulating me on my

bank account is that the amount in your bank account or the amount that they want that is an overdue tax what's the opposite of an award punishment punishment punishment for an overdue tax situations

hey Brooke hi Connor are you ready to MAP I'm ready to P Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome. Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five. Where were you? In Pennsylvania.

Touch grass, might I suggest. We're just going to dive right in today. That's okay. We'll cross that bridge and we get there. I guess we're here. It seems like you're across the bridge already at this point. I'm approaching the bridge and so I guess you're past it. You fell off the bridge.

You're in the water I'll cross that bridge When I get there And now I'm here I guess I'll Here's another saying I hate I guess add it to the list

Cross that bridge When I get there Yeah no shit That one makes sense What's the issue The bridge Or Yes

What I'm passing over The water The water The water's the issue Right The bridge is so you can grow over It might be It might be just a dry creek

Well then what's the issue Why do you Why bring the bridge And do it We'll cross that bridge When I get there That one makes Is the bridge poorly built

Maybe the bridge Bad infrastructure Yeah I don't know I think It's just a lot just like a hurdle. Crossing a bridge is a hurdle. No, it's just, depending on, like, if there's any...

Think about driving over a bridge. You like that? I don't even notice, I feel like. It's just the road, the same road. I'm looking at my phone the whole time anyways. Man, this fucking sucks. It's thinking of, man, there's so many phrases I've got to dig through now. Ben, check this one out.

I just told Connor it this morning. Flying by the seat of your pants. How about the skin of your teeth? You made it by the skin of your teeth. I hate that. There ain't no skin on your teeth. Squidward biting the crabby patty. Do you know that?

Are you familiar with that image? Yeah, I mean, sure. Like, he's like, Yeah, but what's going on? He's by the skin of his teeth. He's barely biting it? Have he not seen this? I don't know.

Can we type in? Do you know exactly what I'm talking about? Yeah, can we take? Squidward. Oh, yeah, sure. That is a personification of that saying to me. Yeah, he's just taking a little baby bite. Yeah, and like, I know when I look at that, I understand the saying.

It's like, oh, you're barely making it. Yeah, okay. You know? Okay. Hope that helped. Oh, that does help. Yeah, totally. Thank you for that illustration.

No problem. This is, for audio only, I guess it would have been tough to figure out what has just transpired. I would hope that they can see it in their heads. I'm glad you consider the audio listener. I thought that was the only one. Yeah, I do it every time. We're always talking about the five senses here. The five senses.

Yes, what's your favorite sense? I know. Touch. I was just going to say. Touch. Yeah, this guy's all about touch. That was our. I do like touching.

Oh! That ranked last for both of us. Really? Touch ranked last? No, smell. If we're going by most necessary, it's probably not touch. What is it? Sight, yeah, okay.

All right. It's tough. I mean, you really... Well, not a big site guy. I mean, it's like choosing which child you love the most if you have children. Well, would you rather be blind or death? No, they said just pick a favorite. I mean, if I'm going to have to be blind or deaf, I might as well go full Helen Keller mode.

I don't think that that you have to. Wait, what? He just wants to be... Why? I don't want to be lusting after one of the other. I just want to be like, you know what? Just take it all. That's a modern.

I'm not following that logic, but I appreciate it. I don't know. It just came out. I would rather be, I would rather be deaf. Okay, for audio only listeners, we have been in a meal on the podcast today from our sister pod trillionaire mindset. Yes. It's been an actually like almost an exact year since the last time we had you guys on. Oh, wow. Yeah.

The last time we didn't have a boat and you guys hadn't been to Harvard. Right. Yeah. Wow. We were just saying, like, you don't know, like, what's going to happen. You don't, you never, no one knows what's going to happen. Right.

That's freaky. But it's funny how fast the night changes. How fast. You guys do have a lot of sayings. Jeez. Yeah. Well, that's a One Direction song. Oh, okay.

You're familiar, of course. Sure, sure. Yeah. What is it, how fast the night changes? I was just about, I forgot it. Even when the night. Changes. Oh, that it was just how fast.

Just how, it's both. Does it ever drive you crazy? Just how fast the night changes. It'll never change. Yeah, I'm definitely going to go with losing my hearing instead of. Oh. I'm joking. No, that was nice and sweet.

Yeah, it's fine. You know what would be sweet is a bite of those M&Ms with your face on it? Well, you can't have them. I know. I asked last time I was here, I was like, are those M&Ms? Don't be rude to our guess. No, no, no, I don't want any. I don't want any.

They make you shit your pants. I will tell you that. Wait, are you serious? No, I think you were already predisposed. Is there just a special ink on them that makes you your tummy upset? You know what? It could have been any other number of things. It was a predisposition.

Yeah. Do you have a sensitive stomach too? Not until recently, and I think I was, I struck a cord. Like, I manifested it for myself. I think I wasmosis. I used to, yeah, probably osmosis did from ailment McGee over here. but I literally used to make fun of adults with I'm like what are you 11 years old you have a stomach egg yeah and then just like clockwork I started getting tummy eggs like buddy I know this guy's the king I'm the king I figured it all out

I'm not gonna look into it though it's just like if I have a stomachache that's just like something that is my own cross to bear and then I'll deal with it yeah wait Ben what did you figure out I figured out that okay first it was that the the oikos triple zero yogurt has something Don't blame Greek yogurt. Shut up. It has something called chicory root in it, which is a fiber. Like they put it in to give it more fiber. Right. Makes me shit, like almost immediate.

Isn't that what fiber is supposed to do? Yes, but not this aggressive. Not to this degree. So there's that, no sugar, no fried stuff. What's the other big one? Okay, see you later. You even just said chicory root. What do you do?

His stomach's already going. What do you get? Oh, he's getting his water. Um, there's that and then, uh, not overeating. Do you follow all of those? Yeah, it's pretty easy. Really? No sugar? Yeah, I don't overeat.

I don't, I avoid sugar. No, it's okay. And yeah, my, my tummy's totally fine and normal now. Really? Yeah. So no chickory root. Yeah, just look for it in the ingredients. So everyone remember to cut out the chichy.

See, like, ever, like, do you, you understand the difference between my justification for my stomach eggs? Manifestation, the universe at work. His is chickory root. Right. Maybe I'll look into it. This guy systematically, like, gets rid of things. He was like... I had to.

He was like, protein shakes are making me sick. So every day he's drinking the protein shake and removing one ingredient and getting sick. But I also, I had a lot of ingredients. Wow. And then he's like, I finally found it. I still don't know actually where that one came from. I just made the shakes. A lot of people would just stop drinking the shake.

Yeah, well, I'm not like everybody. He's not going to go down like that, though. Did you have chickery root in the shake as well? No. I had collagen powder, protein powder, chia seeds, peanut butter, banana, berries, some other shit. And I would also take pills when I was drinking the shake. Like supplements? Yeah.

And one of those things was hurting my stomach. And I could not fucking figure it out. I just take one thing out. Or maybe it was a mixture. I think it was just the mixture. Yeah. It was like an epoxy. Some combination of something was disagreeing with me.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. I've just accepted it. And stomach aches? Yeah. Yeah. I don't really get them. Because the doctor was like, okay, try cutting out gluten, dairy, and sugar.

And I was just like, I'll just poop my pants. That feels fine. Instead? Yes. You can't do without gluten dairy or sugar? No. I really, like, wouldn't eat. I hear you.

I'm addicted to sugar. It's my, uh, I feel so embarrassed because I'm just a grown man sitting at home just going, you can't have treats. I think I'm addicted to bread. Mm, also good. Yeah. I love good sourdough toasted. Yeah. With tuna saliv on.

Oh my. God, Ben. You're a tuna salad guy? Yes. Have I told you about my idea? No? Okay. Picture this. Okay. An ice cream truck. But instead of ice cream, it's deli scoops in a cone. Tuna salad, egg salad, chicken salad, a wheat thin cone. Yeah.

That sounds like a thing. I always jump into correct the cone thing. Thank you. So maybe I'll be the cone guy. Yeah, you could be the cone guy. You take a cold churn? A wheat thin cone. Well, different cones. There's a wheat thin one. There's a ritz cracker one. There's a pita chip one. That's not a bad idea. No, it's a good idea.

I just don't like the idea of eating it out of a car. Not the ice cream truck. Well, you can get it in a cup, just like you could in an ice cream truck. Yeah. With a cone on top. Or popsicle formation. What would you call it? There's something a little gross about the tub of tuna?

What would you call it? The tuna truck? I haven't thought that far into the name. Yeah. So the person that worked the tuna, the truck of cone stuff, they would have to have lost their smell. Yeah. Because inside that truck, I bet it sounds crazy in there. Yeah.

Yeah. The egg salad tuna. I like really like the smell of a deli. Me too. Yeah, but some people, do you think it's a Jewish sandwich in a car? People don't like that. Well, it doesn't bother me if I know it's tuna.

No, I've never pulled out a tuna fish sandwich in a car with other people. What? Maybe in an office setting. We were going to Malibu and I packed a tuna fish sandwich. I pulled out. People didn't like it. Well, that's the other people's problem. You got to be considerate of the smells.

I guess. Just don't reheat fish in an office or something. totally you gotta do what you gotta do if you have leftover fish and you gotta eat in the office sorry everybody else yeah no kidding

I'm on budget I have a business idea as well what and I'm glad we got here this is legit okay let me make sure I'm covering all my bases before I say it out loud

do you not want it to get stolen no it exists it exists but this is this is one for just me you guys ever on lunch breaks like at the office and you're like I want to talk to

but I don't want to hang out with any of my coworkers and I want to call someone, but like all my friends are at work as well. Mm-mm. Well, you didn't work in like an office settings. You didn't have like a lunch where like you're like out and doing seven like listening to a podcast. I just can't imagine a world in which I'd want to talk to someone in the middle of the day. Is it like a Tinder but for guys who just want to chat for like lunch break friend? Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah.

I got a nap. I don't know. It could just be a hotline. I have the. solution for you, cigarettes. Because you go out and you smoke a cigarette. Yeah, no, but someone's out there, you're going to meet some interesting people who are also smoking.

Do people still do that? Like go outside to smoke a cigarette? Yeah. They can't do it inside. Well, I'm just thinking because of vapes. Oh, yeah. Well, vapes are... You can't vape inside either.

Vapes are for high schoolers. People do, though. I know a lot of adults of vape. But now no one smokes any... It's all people like Ben or Weird Europe. I don't smoke. out there with just... I don't smoke anymore.

Man, you got a truck bed full of cigarettes. I had a brief affair with cigarettes. That's the sexiest sentence ever. You can write a book on that. That could be the first line of a book. In the summer of... You can't say 2008. That's such a lame year.

In the summer of 19... Nah, I can't think of a cool year. 2002. You couldn't write a novel, a novella about a... About 1864. I'm thinking about Ben's brief affair with cigarettes. Yeah, yeah. 1988.

1988, I was a year old. I guess you don't have to mention the year. Oh, great. Now everybody knows I'm an old fucking geezer. I'm trying to figure out how old you are. It's going to take 45 minutes. 35. Really?

Yeah, go ahead and make fun of me in the comments. Pieces of shit. You'll get there too. Or maybe you want. Maybe you'll die. Yeah, we'll be laughing. Me. All the way to age 40 when I die.

I don't want to say that. That's, uh... Don't, not mismanization. In this space. You know what? I'm not going to knock on any wood. Let's see. I'll challenge the wood gods.

You want to take me out? See if you can't. I don't think you should challenge anyone in this space. Some weird stuff happens when we talk about it in this space. Really? I'm not kidding. We've just manifested a lot of stuff. Ooh.

A lot of... I can't remember. We should keep a list of things we've manifested. What did we manifest? Stomach aches? Well, yeah, of course. That one's a tough one. That's a tough nothing to all.

What have we manifested? Man, it would suck if Marissa Tomei came in, like, rubbed her boobies in my face. I would hate that. I wouldn't want that to happen. My dad was friends with her. The thing is about Marissa Tomey and her brass is you have to be, you have to be, remember when you get three wishes from a genie

and they try to trick you and they say you have to be very, the thing is the things that we talk about don't happen how you want. In a very literal way. They do happen in a very literal way. No, they don't happen the way we say them. She's going to be like doing roof work.

and it's going to collapse and she's going to, her shirt's going to get caught. She's going to die and then land on me dead. Or you're going to get in a car accident and fly through the windshield because you didn't have your seatbelt on. Yeah. And then you're going to hit her like a human missile. Hey, that's one hell of an airbag if you know what I'm saying. Totally. How is the Kelly Clarkson collection from Wayfair Couch treating you guys? Man, it makes me feel like an American Idol. Let me tell you. That was good. Really nice. Yeah. That was, for those of you who don't know,

I'm sure that there are people in the audience who don't. That's where she got her start. I remember watching that finale. Justin Guarini was the one who lost. Yeah. Did you watch the next season with Clay Aiken? Yes. That was my first real crush.

Was that Ruben Stuttered? Rubeen stuttered. Clay lost to Ruben. Yeah. And where is he now? Clay is a politician. He is? Where?

Maybe North Carolina. Doing what? Being political. Yeah. Being political. Yeah. Yeah, that's my king. For the audio listener, we're looking at his Wikipedia page.

What is he? He's in, uh, a mayor policies. He's a congressman? Wow. Yeah. Hey y'all. Did he win? He won the Democratic primary.

Huh. Very cool. His main opponent did die. Whoa. Before the votes could be certified. Oh, no. He lost. And then he lost.

But he tried. Oh my God. This king just keeps losing. Oh, they got to milk it too. They got to do a whole miniser. series the runner up. Anyway, he was like with the first like real love of my life, Clay, and I owe him a lot. You know, was just like Brooks' other crushes, a gay man.

Is that, do you normally fall for gay men? Interesting. Yeah. Wow, that's something to unpack there, going for the for available. Yeah, well, that's why in general. And then this is where we could slip in the better help out. Fact. Well, that's why I like celebrities in general, regardless of if they're gay or not, because

you can't have them. It's safe. Oh, you like forbidden people. I love, yeah. I don't like anybody that could possibly, like, be a possibility. People are definitely hotter when they have a partner. Yes, agree. Because there's someone I could be, like, not interested in, and then all of a sudden,

they have a girlfriend. And it's like, oh, wait. You're like, holy shit. Yeah. Other people want you? Yeah. Yeah. I know a thing or two about gay stuff, because I have a lesbian haircut right now.

Oh, my God. Oh, that was a good transition into the haircut. See, I disagree about yours. Yours looks great. Well, I mean, I mean, mine look. It's fine, but I just, I'm relegated to every time I get a short haircut, I think I look like Hillary Swank and Boys Don't Cry. And that great flick, that was very successful for her.

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I have women who have, like, master me and have been like, I am 100% lesbian. I hate men. You're the one that can slide through the cracks for some reason. I get the same thing. Hey, what is with you guys? It's making sense. Because it's not a pheromone thing, because you can't smell pheromot?

Yeah, but not through the phone. Not through the phone. It's a digital pheromone thing. You both give, it's giving, questioning lesbian. Wow, very not 35 of you to throw in its giving. Nice. Hello, fellow young people. My peers, hello peers.

Yeah, so that's awesome. I think it's because they don't feel threatened by you both. I was just, yeah. Yeah, there's a certain. You're very gentle. Yeah, you're in a great way. Yeah. They're like, oh, these aren't your normal men who are just like, oh, you're fucking.

Right. There's also something feminine. I get women who go like, they'll be like, you're my style icon. And I'm like, I'm a boy. Okay. I wear boys clothes. I do boys thing. Yeah, that's true.

Little defensive, Emil. I'm a fucking boy. Yeah. No, it's fine. I don't care. Do you identify as a boy? rather than a man? No, I was joking.

I don't know. He identifies as a tennis player. Because I would say I... The motherfucker was reading a tennis book before we recorded. He's got to get a page in. I actually read probably five pages. Jesus Christ, you fucking nerd. I listened to The Daily this morning,

which is something that you guys should have been doing. Why? Not reading my tennis. That's like your forte. Oh, yeah. Well, we create our own daily. That's what our show is. And us as well.

I'm trying to do this thing where, I listen to the Daily, their 27-minute podcast, and then I do it in three minutes as fast as I can. Oh, that's good. I cannot do the one about Israel today. There's one about today?

Because it kind of went over my wife. It went a little bit over my head. Is it dense? It was just like watching Succession. Like, there's a lot of moving parts. I started watching Succession. I think Beebe said they're putting everything on hold, basically. Oh, okay.

Okay. Wait, the Daily is the guy who goes, you're listening to the Daily. Michael Barbaro. Michael Barbaro. Speaking of guys who are confused about being gay. Huh, he? Wasn't he a gay guy married to a guy and then he left that guy married to it and then got married to a woman or something?

I have no idea. I have no idea. Well, we'll never know. There's no way to know. Now he's just the daily guy. Yeah. Now he's just the daily. Okay, here's my first call.

Well, he was at daily. Here's my first call. Mom. We need, I tried really hard. You can customize your like away. Do not disturb. Okay. Hey, we're doing a podcast.

Put her on speaker. So hang on. You're on speaker on the podcast. Oh, okay. Hi. How are you? I'm doing great. Just wondering when the little boy's coming in.

So I identify the boy as well. The baby boy. Okay. I land at 7.30. I haven't lived going. Okay. Let me call you right after we wrap up here. Okay.

Love you. Love you. Bye you guys. Bye. Hey, Brooke, I got a question here. It says on the thing that you witnessed a hit and run. Yeah, Ben, this is crazy. Okay.

Yesterday, I had to leave a little bit early while Connor stayed here to brainstorm for today's episode. And so I joined the brainstorm via car, Bluetooth. And as I was just... Oh, she's rich. Yeah, that's a good point.

Yeah, via Bluetooth. And so while I was doing that and kind of brainstorming with the crew, hit and run, right in front of. me. The car right in front of me was hit by somebody switching into their lane, just like into them. Hell yeah. And then just sped away as the car that was hit, just like pulled aside into the parking lot. I think that's kind of a norm in L.A. Oh, yeah. And then I didn't know what to do because like I was next to the man that hit. Yeah, you're a witness. And I was like, do I pull over?

No, Brooke. Because I was. You say the course. Really? No, if I've learned one thing, as long as everyone's both. No one's, everyone's fine. mind your business. But I feel like I should have been capturing the license plate of the hitter. That's not your business. True. Is that not good Samaritan?

You know what? I just, yeah. What? You just sparked two quick memories. One is exactly that story. I'm switching lanes and someone to the right is switching lanes. They definitely had right away.

We hit each other on the 405. Kind of bounce off of each other. I've always wondered why that doesn't happen more. And I look at, I look at him and he goes, and I go. And we just continue going. Yes.

going great i was like i don't i mean i don't know who's at fault i don't really feel like exiting right now is there any damage to your car no i got one for you this is uh not i was eating a banana one time yeah car and uh does that not give you stomach cake no bananas are great hell yeah oh those those hurt oh really i can't think i don't have any safe foods oh jesus h bananas is like baby well yeah fruit snacks oh yeah fruit snacks oh yeah fruit Snacks settle the stomach. I mean, fruit snacks are good, cheese it's are good, chips are good. Right.

You need some probiotics. Yeah. I know. Maybe some prebiotics too. Well, my mom has always said don't take probiotics if your stomach is already bad because it will replicate the bacteria. And if you're just replicating the bad bacteria, that sucks. But I don't, she doesn't have any sort of.

You should see a diet too. Yeah. I know. Ben, yeah. But so if I were to say that, I would have gotten socked in the face. No, because what you do is I say. I'm depressed and you say no you're probably just low on iron

he that's I mean yes and no as someone who takes antidepressants you got to supplement it with real world things too yeah not that iron's not real world I never said stop taking your antidepressants actively like in a depressive state

like in like not a normal one yeah like and I was like I just want to take a map bad mode and he was like you're just iron no that is such a stretch that is your truth there's his truth there's her truth and there's the truth yeah

it's the human experience well so that's my truth I was eating a banana on the road oh sorry yeah and I'm I'm at a red light and I look over and I see a guy in his car also eating a banana and he's wearing sunglasses too

and I just gave him one of these like hey two guys both eating a banana like you know cheers audio listeners Benz and he just looked at me and didn't do anything and just turned in and I was like Oh,

you fucking What the fuck? Oh, oh, I'm following him home. I was, following him home. That's worse. He's a bad person. Like, we're both eating a banana man.

Acknowledge me. Whoa. I always say like, I'm not a killer. Don't push me. I think that was Tupac. If, yeah, and Little Wayne.

Yeah. If I, there is going to come a day when I let someone merge because I'm a, like I'm, Like, it's human to human contact. If I let you merge, you don't give me a little, if I'm having a bad day,

and I'm just going to get ahead of it, I will ram full force into your car. You should. Go for it. Yeah. And it is going to be my fault, but, like, I'll eat that cost because just to inconvenience the rest of your week. Because you didn't wave. You might get lucky, and they might not have insurance and just speed off anyway. See ya.

What if it's a pedestrian and you let them walk and they don't wave? That's a funny kind of, duality thing, like dichotomy where if I'm crossing the street, I'm like, it is my human, it is my God given right, not human given right. Well, it's my God given right to cross

the street at whatever speed I feel like it. Hit me. I dare you to hit me. Granted, I don't want like a Honda Civic to hit me. I want a G-wagon to hit me. But I'll walk as fast as I want. I'm not a dick. I walk a normal pace. I was just going to say if you walk slow. Yeah, you're a prick. Yeah, you're a prick.

I walk a normal pace, but I actually try to like I'm not on my phone like not looking I am like thank you and I'm I go my way if I'm in the car I'm like if you don't if you don't pick it up I'm gonna hit you so there's like a funny I don't know you know what you should never do though and I saw this uh yesterday and it drives me fucking insane people are too liberal with flipping each other off way too it's it's uh it's like did anybody see go did nobody see ghost busters too literally no I don't work I don't think anybody on the five some guy was trying to get in no blinker just fucking drifting over in two lanes no I fucking honked at him to be like what are you doing pal

and then he started throwing his thing out so I was like all right fuck it I rolled mine mine down and I was like yeah what and then he got over into the other lane and he was waving me in and I was like yes and then I got up next to him I both just screaming there's a five it's like it's like five freeway oh I knew about the 10 you are all the way on the west side oh the 405 no the five where's the five go the five runs north and south the even ones go I guess I They never go north or south. And the odd ones go north and south. Why would I?

Or Malibu. You didn't know that? I don't think I've ever done that personally. If you're on an odd one, you're going north and south. It's easy to miss because they connect it. Interesting. And they go up. And you're always trying to connect your play to them.

Right. The five goes from Mexico to Canada. I've never been to either of those places. You are so. No, I've been to Canada. What's the thing that they say, oh, so-and-so is baby girl moated or whatever? Huh? What is it?

What does it? People say better than me are so baby girl. Yeah. They don't even know it. Yeah, they call. But there's like a word for it. Coded. You are, yeah, you are West Side Coded.

What does that mean? It means she doesn't, she didn't even know about the five freeway. I don't even live on the West side. Where do you live? Have you ever been to San Francisco? What the fuck? No. I've never been to San Francisco.

For those of you who are unfamiliar, this is, uh, it's like living in New York and being like, where's the World Trade Center? No. Kind of. Well, or where's Central Park? Is it even there? It's not really. practice it's like a memorial what oh oh well i'm sure it's harder well i've only been here for two

years there's a new okay but still the five the five i mean how did you avoid it i wouldn't be able to find the world trade center and you that bad example it's the biggest one they got i wouldn't be able to get to central park there's no way way also you're talking to a real nine 11 head here so i'm assuming that everyone else is right you're nine 11 head coated i'm a big nine yeah i'm nine 11 head coded so baby girl I'm baby girl I'm baby girl we don't even know it amelia's is baby boy coded yeah I don't look at the signs I guess and that's why I always get off at the wrong exit oh you oh so you're heavily reliant on GPS could not get from point A to point B without it and also can't even read the GPS sometimes interesting

do you wear glasses that's a she has them right there tough spot on this podcast I I should be wearing glasses everywhere but I leave them in the podcast studio because I do need them to see that and if I don't have them you're walking you're you're driving around with a loaded uh loaded car you're like wild thing in major league I am going to make an eye doctor appointment soon soon that's my goal for 2023 okay it should be your goal for this next month yeah for the year I have too many other goals as well you you asked earlier would you rather have a hearing or vision you're choosing I can see you crystal clear really 100%. How many fingers

does you hold it? It's just a distance. A little bit of distance. Oh man. What time is it on this clock? Yeah, what time is it on the clock? Oh, she can't read Roman numerals. That's tough.

That's not really a vision thing. But I can see if I pretend those are numbers. They're saying a lot of stuff like, okay, try to find the World Trade Center. That's not really a thing. You're saying a lot of things that I can't do regardless. You're on the wrong podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The daily is down the hall.

Anyways, Israel. I'm just kidding, that was a joke. Well, there is something related. What? What could be this? Well, you weren't going to ask a meal about his sister. What? Country.

Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. That was wrong. Okay, so there, you know what? I don't even want to do this yet. Okay. Because, like, I don't even know anything about this thing. Basically, like, Newark.

I pull a bunch of headlines every week where, like, if we run out of something, I pull a headline and I have not looked into it. I'm just like, this is a funny headline. So Newark was tricked into, I know you're from Newark. No, he's from New Jersey. Sorry. That's what he meant. Newark, New Jersey was tricked into becoming sister cities with the Hindu nation.

The catch, the country never existed. And so they were tricked into. Did you guys not see this? No. You guys didn't see my really obscure headline that I found on? Newark was tricked. Oh, God. Oh, we have to support inside.

They're now tricking us with the ad block. You got to get into Firefox. You use Firefox? Well, because there's a built-in ad blocker. Oh. Or not ad block. What do you call it? Paywall thing.

Oh, that's what. Who tricked them? This, I guess, made up Hindu nation. I don't know how. Why? Also, like, why is New Jersey, why do they have time to be like, yeah, let's actually, like, get a sister city? Sister cities are pretty common. Yeah, but what do they?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. What is the one other sister pair? It's a cultural exchange. Yeah. I think L.A.'s sister city is. Tokyo? I don't keep track of it.

I have no idea that was a thing. Yeah, it's stupid. Okay. Let me just give you guys some context. You'll see in cities. You'll see weird little, you'll see something from a foreign nation, and it'll be like,

this is a gift from our sister city, blah, blah, and it's all about. Wow, that would be like a huge bummer if you were like, we are this really cool city in Indonesia and our sister city is like, Tulsa, Scottsdale. Yeah.

What do you get from Scottsdale? fucking, I don't know, herpes, probably. Yeah. The city of Newark, New Jersey is admitted that it was duped into signing an official partnership with a supposed Hindu nation. The country, however, does not exist. So, they signed an agreement to become cities with the United States of

Kailasa. Two women representing Kailasa garbed in what appeared to be traditional clothing and jewelry attended the ceremony. One of them gave an eight-minute speech before the city council, thanking Newark for the partnership and speaking and creating an enlightened Hindu civilization. So were they actresses?

I don't know. I don't know. This next thing is great. Kailasa is the fabrication of Swami Nithyanada, a Hindu guru who fled India in 2019 when he was charged with rape. Okay, so I don't understand what their goal was. Yeah, me neither. Is this just a prank?

What the fuck? this guy purchased an island New York City Council Realizing six days after the ceremony That the city was fooled Voted on January 18th to rescind its partnership with the phone nation Okay

There was no money There was no money involved I've heard that before Is that merch for the city? Yeah New York puts on Newark No Newark puts on pretty hard

I fix stuff shirts Oh Okay cool No, I'm joking. That's what the shirt said. Jesus Christ. Man, who can relate? Getting duped into signing a partnership with a sister city. Who among us hasn't been duped?

Entered an agreement to be a sister city. Well, I feel like Newark is kind of probably pretty desperate to get a sister city on board. Take it easy on Newark. No, Newark sucks. Newark. What is in Newark except the airport? The train station as well. That goes to and from the airport. There's a bustling business center in Newark.

Oh, yeah? Oh, well, they can bustle all they want, I ain't going there. Ooh. We didn't have you. Yeah, right. Take that, Newark. Amiel, did you, like, grow up kind of going to the business? Capital of Newark?

Yeah, it sounds like. I was, it was a lot of weekend trips to the business. This guy used to pump porta-potties. That was the job that he had. Really? Yeah, yeah. He loved that blue shit. What is that blue shit?

Cleaning. It's, yeah, it just, it's like a... Is it the same stuff with the hairdresser, barbicide? I don't think so, but I'd have to ask. You remember seeing the video of the guy at a music festival a couple years ago who dropped his phone in a porta potty and fully win? Yes. That was me? It wasn't me, but I have done that and I did pull it out. You pulled your phone out of a porta potty?

I pulled it out because I was at the Houston Rodeo. I dropped it in. It had an otter box. You guys remember otter boxes? So I reached out and it was the otter box that was like, I remember when I bought it, I was like this is so expensive. It was like the nicest one. I think it was like a $130 auto box. I had hinges, you know, and I unhinged it.

I had gloves on because it was the rodeo cookoff, so they had gloves. Were you prone to breaking phones before this or something? Oh, I'm prone to breaking phones now, Amil? My man. Jesus. Every morning I break my... No, I have existed without a case for years, and I never break. So, oh.

So have I. Well, this is a carpeted rug, so... That's redundant. I case it all the time, but I... But... So you reached and I got it out, and then I took the otter box off and tossed it.

Oh my God, that's giving me chills. Toss the gloves and hand sanitized shit out of my hands, even though they didn't touch anything. You didn't even wash? That feels pretty sweet. The phone didn't fall and sink

and go glub go glub. It was just sitting on some toilet paper. Oh, but that toilet paper is like trenched. Guys, it's okay. It's totally reasonable. Yeah, okay. I'm with you, I guess. I'm pretty sure my phone got stolen

in New Orleans. Orleans the next weekend. Jokes on them. My glasses, when I used to wear glasses, fell into the toilet once while I was peeing. And I had a moment where I was like, and then I just had to do it. And I reached in, fortunately, it was just pee-pee.

Well, as V-P, he doesn't freak me out because it's sterile. Yeah, it's pee. You know, it's better to drink somebody else's pee than your own pee? No, why? I'll tell you why, Ben. Because your own pee, you're getting rid of nutrients that you don't need.

Somebody else's pee, you could use some of those nutrients. Bear grills? I saw it on TikTok, so it's probably very real, yes. I believe everything I see on TikTok. Everything. I've got a glass of piss I could drink? I got one for you. I'm brewing one right now for you.

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and sign up for either the Brook and Connor tier or the Studios tier to get access to ad free and bonus episodes. Bear Grills would love this conversation. Is that? He was man versus. is wild. I looked up to him for one minute in time. He's cool. Good person to look up to it. Great person

to have on TV. What does he do now? It doesn't, I think he could probably retire with royalties from Man versus Wilde because I think I had a really serious cult following. I know he had some other shows. He would then take celebrities. Remember Channing Tatum? Rob Wrigal. Rob Wrigal. Yeah, they took celebrities out into survival. You know what's funny is I always talk about like Bear Girls and stuff and brooks like who's that and like this guy took up like a decent amount of reality in my head as like someone that i like he was a famous person me that's guy that was on tv i love discovery

channel he was on tom blanche he never knew about he gave himself a weird enema on a raft and the tv crew is like don't have to do yeah why did he give himself an enema i think it was to get i think it was the best way for him to hydrate or something so i've got to stick this thing yeah so he's on a raft and then he said the best thing to do is to just sit back and think of England. I can't remember who talked about this, but someone was like, he was teaching people how to survive if you were dropped in certain parts of the world. Oh, I know who he was. He would go to an island.

He'd be like, okay, what are you going to do? First thing you're going to do if you get, if you're stuck off the coast of Madagascar, is you're going to climb the waterfall and you're going to catch a bat and you're going to bite the head off the bat. And then you're going to drink its blood. And it's like, first thing you have to do is catch the fucking bad, which is like, everybody's already out. Well, actually, first thing you have to do is scale a waterfall. Sure.

So I'm out. I'd be dead in one second. I'm out. It's so slippery. But some useful things about, like, falling into freezing water, you got to take your clothes off. Why? Yeah. Seems counterintuitive. The clothes will just freeze on you.

Oh. And you just, you'll never going to warm up. I feel like all three of you. But also, if I'm in freezing, I'm dead anyway. Yeah. I'm just going to try to stay as warm as possible and die. I would weirdly think I would live on. I weirdly feel like I would be fine because I wouldn't know too much.

And I feel like ignorance is bliss in the situation. Like the less you know. I'm with you, buddy. The more you know where it's like, oh, shit. Should I have done this before this so that I could, if I didn't know, like I feel like the more you think about it, the more sick you get about stuff. You weren't supposed to and die. Speaking of getting hungry, I saw a homeless guy smoking a joint the other day. And I'm thinking, how is that enjoyable for you?

Right. What happens when you get high? you trip out and you're fucking hungry so if I were that guy I'd be going like man I would love a cream soda and some fucking Doritos and then I go oh fuck well you could cancel it out with some crack

and that makes you not hungry afterwards that's true yeah but crack man and a cigarette you know when I turn like 80 what is crack crack is cocaine it's like mixed with baking powder and it makes it

it makes it more cocaine like okay it's like extra cocaine And you smoke it? Cogane plus. You smoke it. Yeah, you smoke it. You can also free base cocaine.

That's cool, dude. What's that? Yeah, what is free base and cocaine? That's what Richard Pryor was doing. That's how he set himself on fire. They know so many names and things. And things. All about free basing cocaine and Richard Pryor.

I don't know. You know Richard Pryor. No, I don't have never even heard that name. Of course we know. He's a famous comedian who died. I don't know him. Oh, man. So he was in this.

He's like regarded. is probably one of the funniest living people ever. Well, not living. One of the funniest people who ever lived. Can we get an image? Yeah. He did a bunch of movies. My favorite was...

Brewster's Millions. There was a movie he did called Brewster's Millions, which is so fucking good. Here's the premise of the movie. He finds out, he's like some broke guy on an amateur baseball team. He finds out that he's got a long lost uncle, a white guy who's filthy rich and gives him a choice. He's like, in his video will, he says,

well, you're my only living. relative and I'm going to give you a choice. You can either have $30 million, it's like $5 million without question. Or you can have $300 million if you can spend

$30 million in 30 days without telling anyone. And this is back in the 80s, that was a lot of money. Yeah. So the movie is all about him having to spend $30 million in 30 days and all his friends and stuff are like, what are you doing? You're going to waste all your money. And he's like, I love it. Wait, so seeing that picture does

nothing for you? I think I can do it. You're not clocking in anything. But I feel like you could spend $30 million in one day on a house. No, there's all these rules. There's all these rules. Because if you bought a house, it's like it's still an asset. You've got to have nothing.

You mean just like spending it on food? Just, yeah, whatever you, whatever you can do to get rid of it. It's a great movie. Plain tickets. Plain tickets. Not an asset. True. I'm going first class around the world.

Yeah, buy like 100 people of first class tickets somewhere. or like buy an airplane and then just like crash it yeah oh because then it wouldn't be an asset yeah it'd be just it'd be a crashed airplane oops I didn't buy insurance on it what are you gonna do I don't remember oh I would yeah there are I would do there were rules that it's hard to get around they should remake that movie that's such a good one no don't touch it and then there was one you guys you know who Gene Wilders in it you know who Gene Wilder is of course we know okay come on how do you know yeah man that I got to say I've seen Willy Wonka that's pretty racist that is actually

Luwanka's racist? No. Well, that actually was too. I hate finding out things are racist. Well, a lot of things are still racist. But they were actually in movies. They were in movies together.

Yeah, they were in a few movies together. One was called See No Evil, Hear No Evil, where one of them is blind and one of them is deaf. Oh. Oh my God. That's relevant. That's relevant. Well, so yeah, I think Richard Pryor was blind and Gene Wilder was deaf. No.

And that was the premise. Okay. If you guys had to be in that movie. which one of you would be blind and which one of you would be dead. Well, I'd probably be just the white guy. The white Jewish guy? Yeah. I'd be the, I'd be the, uh, is Gene Wilder Jewish?

I'd believe it's Gene Wilder Jewish. That's a great question. I'm pretty sure. Can we see? Can you Google Gene Wilder Jew? I'm pretty sure he was. I'm gonna go no. With that hair?

Was raised Jewish. Oh. But wait. But wait. But wait. The next sense. But he held only the golden rule as his philosophy. What's the golden rule of Judaism?

I think he just meant Treat others as you wish to be treated Complain that's the golden roll Complain and stomach aches Complain about stomach eggs and eggs Isn't it really? It is so powerful to me how that like truly Is a Jewish thing

You know what it is You just can tell It's generational trauma I was like you have stomach aches because of the Jew thing And you were like you're anti-Semitic and fucked up And I was like dude that's like a thing Yeah it is but I mean Give me a break

Yeah seriously give them a break Okay I have I have a couple things that we have to do because I will forget and it just sucks because we always forget. What? Okay. So we're going to ask you a couple of things that are like top of mind. I really want to talk and then you guys kind of give your two cents or three cents

or whatever you feel like giving. I'll get 10 cents maybe. This is the kind of stuff that we know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Can we cut that part about Richard Breyer just fully a grandpa?

He was in these movies. No, shut up. We're leaving it. I think someone will like it. Maybe the one per, maybe one or two people. Amiel, did you get your name? nose pierced. Yeah.

When did you do that? A few months ago. Whoa, cool. Oh man, the bisexual people, our bisexual contingent went bananas for it. What'd they say? They were just like, it's fucking creaming. Like every, just, you know. Oh, cool.

They love to sexualize him. Although it seems like anything we do every week, they're like, we want them to rearrange our guts. Do you guys like that? You guys should, in the bonus, let's go on an LPSG and figure out if they have a landing page. Oh, I bet they do. Okay, we'll look into that. Okay, so what do you do?

I don't know. We'll get to it. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Have you guys seen this Gwyneth Paltrow skiing? Yes. Okay.

Have you guys talked about it? No. Okay, cool. Well, let's dive in. There's really not much to say. Basically, like, I'm full Gwynniscence team, Gwynniscence. Because in my opinion, and I think a lot of people agree. What?

Gwyneth. Gwyneth. It's like a. She's innocent. Oh, my God. Cool. It's a play on her name. Okay.

Sorry. I didn't. I didn't hear it. Gwynescent. I think she's Gwynescent Paltrow. How would you pronounce innocent without any Gwynetham? Innocent. So why wouldn't it be Gwynnison?

He did. That's what he said. He said, Gwyneth, whatever. Keep going, keep going. It's hard to get back on track now. Your team, Gwynnison. Yeah. I mean, but in my opinion as well, I'm a big Gwyneth Paltrow fan,

she could have taken her skis off and hit this man across his school. And I would have still been like, he probably. Can you explain to me what she skied into someone? Basically, he's saying, this was in 2016 also. This is when this happened and it's just now hitting court. Damn, good. We were living high then, huh? Trump had just won.

Oh, was it good. Yeah, wow, yeah. Anyway, let's shut up. Gwendoza is skiing, Trump had just won, everything was right. So she's saying that she was skiing down and he came in between her legs. What? Yeah. I could see you doing that

She basically was like in her head She was like oh this is a sexual thing And someone is like attacking me Sexual that's what was And she said that she's skiing down Her ski his skis went in between her She fell over and for a moment in time They were almost like spooning on the ground

They had fallen to the right both of them And you're attached all your stuff And you're in ski gear So it took them a second But for a moment they were And he's saying that she hit him well she's down slope that pretty

that was that was it and she was with the ski instructor the ski thing happened he's saying it was a hit and run to go full circle on today's episode the ski instructor saying that no the guy who she allegedly hit according to him

saying that she got up and left she was with a ski instructor whose job it is to report these kind of things that's like the blood would be on his hands as well he reported it and said that it was like a good Samaritan

This happened, whatever, here's how it went. Like, they felt they both got up and left. He's saying he has irreversible, like, brain injury and that it's getting a lot worse. Well, he's seeing dollar signs. Yeah, and he has apparently, and I haven't seen these, but apparently somewhere online, there's Facebook statuses of him saying he's going to be famous soon. And he has text to his daughter, I guess, that saying the same sort of thing. I've kind of team him.

Let him get paid. No. Also, well, he sued her for $3 million. Gee. Well, the court came out and said, the judge capped it at $300,000. Fuck. She counter sued for a dollar, which I guess Taylor Swift had done it at some point. That's classy. And now there's clips going viral of the counter lawyer coming in and being like,

how close are you with Taylor Swift? And there's like full bits of her being, Gwyneth is smiling in court. Like, this is such a waste of my time. But she just needs to like clear her name now at this point. so she counter sued for a dollar. That's classy. Which is, yeah, I think so too. How does the guy not just drop the suit at this point?

How is it still going? I think there's a bunch of pride involved because I think he has a bunch of money as well. They were skiing in- Oh, probably. Yeah, there's a, okay. They were skiing in Park City or something thing, I think. What was it? Oh.

No, it wasn't Aspen. It wasn't Aspen because we talked about this. I think it was Park City. I think it was Park City. Oh, because someone corrected me on that the other day. Did we talk about this on our podcast? I don't know. I think we just talked about it privately.

Oh, yeah. Okay, so it was not Aspen. It was somewhere else. I think it was Park City. Anyways, yeah, they have a lot of money there. And so I think that it's just like a pride thing. But all of the things online right now, like no one even cares about the suit.

They're all talking about there's a breakdown threads on like doing outfits of the day. O-O-T-D reveals. Or Gwyneth got her sweater. and such. A lot of product. A lot of saline. A lot of products placement for Goop as well. Because a lot of them are Goop sweaters.

Oh, Goop makes sweaters. Apparently. Oh, Goop makes everything. What does Goop stand for? It's just GP, Gwyneth Peltro. Goop. There's two O's. Yeah, I know, but it's from her initials.

Like if you said her initials, goop. Oh, goop. Oh, okay. Hmm. That can't be it. I would do a U with Umlaut's. Goop. Goop.

Can we look up what Goop stands for? speaking oh goop was in the oh it came from Peter O now came from their name

wanted it to be a word that means nothing and could mean anything awesome very cool I thought it was for her initial it doesn't stand for anything

in particular oh it has nothing to do with GP speaking of USA Today Pulcher explained the meaning behind Goop and revealed that it does not stand for anything in particular the first and last initials

come for her own name and she told the New York Times that someone told her successful internet companies have to have double O's in their names. Okay, seems like a perfect solution. Great. Yeah, it's her initials. Cool, so that's all I have to say. That was my daily recap.

I did it in two minutes. That was really good. They're reenacting it and stuff like on the slopes based on her account and his account and basically it's just like not an issue because when you get on a slope, you assume whatever risk by getting on the slope.

Like when you buy your ski ticket, there are things that happen on the slope that like, unless you're being malicious and like flying down in a hundred miles an hour. Maybe this guy was. Shit happens. Shit happens. Yeah.

I think they should take money from them and give it to... Me? No. People who need it. That's a good idea. They should be like, you guys both have to give $3 million. Man.

What are people saying? What are all these tweets? I'm not... People are just commenting on the reenacting Reenactments. Wow. Okay, well. So this looks like...

Is this the guy? That's the guy? Or is that the instructor? That is... Who is this? Oh, this is the expert. Expert on biomechanics. Okay.

Jeez. What is... What is this covering up for? What else is... What's the real thing going on in the world that they're trying to distract? Are we... Probably everything else. You were going to ask about a recession.

Oh, yeah. Are we in a recession? No. No? Not currently. We probably will be. How do you end up in one? 2009.

I remember that. A real recession. When we went into COVID, that didn't count as a recession? I believe it was temporary, yeah, because unemployment shot up to like 8% or whatever. And yeah. What's a good tell-tale sign of a recession? When people. For dummies.

People do be unemployed. Okay. And for dummies, like what do you do with your money when you feel a recession coming along? Save it personally and get ready to buy the big dip in the stock market if it happens. You don't take your money out? Well, if I have cash there, no, because then where else am I going to put it? I don't know. You can do a Silicon Valley bike.

Sure. Also, if you don't need it, you would be taking it out at a low. Exactly. So you don't want to do that. The prevailing wisdom is never try to time the market, just always be putting, always be buying, ABB. That's the prevailing. I'm always be buying over here. I know. I'd be buying

all kinds of stuff. Let's talk about Harry Styles. Yeah. I like to talk about this stuff with you guys because when we talk about Imrata and Harry Stiles who were spotted making out in Tokyo because Harry has a show in Tokyo and Imrata is just a jet setter.

Wow, this is very hot. I have... This is insane. It's insane because they're not hiding. They're not in a bathroom. No. You know, they're out on the show. And he does not do stuff like this. I'll tell you what, though, they are in Tokyo.

When we were in Tokyo, it did feel like you could kind of make out anywhere. And you just get the vibe. You just get got. But this isn't like, this isn't like at a private event. Play it again. There's no need to stop it. Well, everyone's saying he looks like an awful kisser just due to like him not even closing his mouth. Yeah, like turn your body, dude.

Face her. Put her up against the van. What are you doing? To me it feels like he's like, we need to stop. We need to stop. I feel like she is, yeah. My mom is watching. His body language is like, okay, enough.

My fans are going to get mad and they're going to tear you down. Well, also she's best friends with Olivia who Harry just, Olivia Wilde who Harry just broke up with. Oh! And now she's publicly. She's best friends. Yes, and now she's begging for forgiveness. Oh, there's also a rumor that they had a, they had a threesome.

Olivia, Imrata, and Harry had a threesome. Dumas disproved that. That's very cool. Somehow. How? I don't know. They just said it was like a game of telephone. Man.

I don't think it's that hard to believe. No, it's not. Because for him to go like out of an Olivia Wilde relationship that lasted so long and then be making out this passionate. I mean, it's hard to say passionately because it does seem like a one-sided thing. Yeah. But Amarada has also been married for so long. She hasn't, now she's dated Pete Davidson, Eric Andre, Harry Styles, and. There's another one.

There is another one. Don't tell me. She didn't answer my DM, so. Eric Andre. I don't think she's that great. Harry, really? Yeah. I do think she's like the most beautiful.

She's like, I don't know, she's just one of those, you Google hot chick. And that's what comes up. And it's like, all right. I mean, she's unbelievably beautiful. Yeah, sure, I guess. But does she? You need a little bit more character? I don't know.

I just imagine that she'd be vapid. Oh. I guess once you hit 35, you start looking at things a little differently. Yeah, you do. Yes, you do. I want substance. See, because I'm looking for future wife. Right.

I don't know where she is, but she's out there somewhere. Yeah, and I don't think that Amrod is my future wife. Sorry to her, but. Oh, my God. It seems like she's just looking for fun anyway. Right. Well, you know. You've been married forever.

You don't want to have a little fun. Wait, we need to figure out who the other person is. You wouldn't have a little fun. Okay. Who was it? That's insane. Who? Gibby.

Oh, Gibby. It Pete, Harry. Eric. Mixed their gum. Ben. What? What were you going to say? There's a fourth one.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, if only someone could Google it. Right. There's like that, I saw it on Twitter. There's like the four. Yeah, it's some guy. I feel like he's a haughty. He's like a mega hottie, right?

They were like, she's checking all her boxes. Tall, funny, gay. Talking about Harry. And something else. And handsome? No, I mean, they're all good looking. Who's the tall? Pete Davidson, okay.

I'm done with the Pete Davidson thing. I think everybody, I think he's done with the Pete Davidson thing. I think Pete Davidson is done on the Pete Davidson. I want them to admit it was a bit. I want all the women to say it was a bit. We were joking. It wasn't a bit.

We don't find him. You know what's really interesting is Eric Andre had to come out and be like, or no, I think Amrata came out on our podcast and said something like, we were not together when he posted that photo of her naked and him naked on Valentine's Day. And it was not consensual. And he posted, well, it wasn't like why the, it was just like, I thought that was weird, but like they're friends, you know, like.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They didn't have a falling out or anything after day. I would think that was weird if someone posted like a half naked picture. Yeah, but he came out. No, I know. But I said it was weird, but she wasn't like, ew, that was disgusting and freaky. Oh, I would be mad. Well, they're obviously on better terms than, and they're like, I don't know, they're,

they're mature about whatever they got out of. Isn't she a mother? What's she doing in? Tokyo making out with young Harry styles. Maybe the kids with the dad. A dad's not a babysitter. It's a father. I'm not.

I'm just, I don't know. I appreciate the husband cheated on her too. Really? She can't go to Tokyo for a weekend. Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt. That's why because we didn't connect that. But basically Eric Andre was like, oh, we're just friends.

I was just posting it because I thought it was a funny post. I'm like, that is how you fail at ethically clout chasing someone, Eric. He failed the ethical clout chasing because the statute of limitations, he, he, he, they obviously had a falling out and he posted it after bad luck wait what did he do he was in they were just friends but they were hanging out naked together they were hooking up that was a hookup type situation and then after they had she had moved on he was like oh crap i didn't like get my viral post up you know and he posted after and was like we were friends still yeah it's like you don't you know bad look okay i can't imagine fucking that guy i bet it'd be wild but weird

i saw him on a date at uh oh yeah christ where was i was i was on a a date and he was on a date. Eric? Interesting. Who was it with? Who was he on the day with? No one. Just a nobody.

It was probably an emada. You had no idea. I imagine that somehow the tip of his penis is just a miniature version of his head. I think the same could be said for every man in this picture. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, especially Pete Davidson.

No, not Harry. Pete Davidson's with his blonde hair looks like a dry penis if you squint your eyes. Even if you don't squint your eyes. he looks like his name could be cock cock cock cock cock cock hey what's up my name's cack

i don't know she's what they name me from stanion i don't know this can they call me a king of stano island a spectrum of men she's attracted to she does or she just sampling the wares and making her husband jealous she's having fun honestly she's learning

she's gathering information i'm telling you she's been married for so long she's probably like oh i she's learning about herself yeah how wait who the Fuck did her husband cheat on her with. Harry Styles. That's not true. That's not true. I don't know.

Fumbled the bag. Ooh, why is Epstein trending in the United States? Who knows anymore? Also, who died? Right under RIP Marty? Not Scorsesey, right? No. Okay.

Well, I wanted to ask you guys with all of these relationship things and stuff, when you start looking at someone like a Harry Styles and on Olivia Wilde and now you've got Emerada that has a podcast, they all have all these. things that are actual businesses. It affects markets. And then you get to like a Kim Kardashian thing and stuff like that. These people that are just like fucking around like Emrodda

just like I'm gonna go to Paris and make out Harry Styles. That affects the market? Yeah, it could because Ari Stiles like. Right? The market of what? The market? Money, actual money is involved with these people.

You're saying. Wait, what? Harry and Emerita making out is going to cost a crash in the stock market. I don't think it could have. It's not going to cause a crash in the stock market. I'm saying like, when you,

okay, here's this. Like a Haley Bieber Selena Gomez thing. Okay. There's enough money involved that like if people stopped buying Haley Bieber stuff. Oh, that could cause her company

to actually go under and like, saying it with like Kylie Cosmetics. If she got fully canceled by like a monstrous Selena Gomez fan base, which is 375 people on Instagram alone, that could, cause some turmoil.

Some ripples? Sure. Yeah. No, I hear you. Would it ripple beyond? You know, the company? Yeah.

Beyond meat? What about? How would it ripple beyond just like Kylie cosmetics closing down? No, but that guy literally bit some guy's nose off. Well, no, that was just some executive. It wasn't like the CEO or founder or anything. Still,

I don't care. I'll eat a Beyond Burger even if the guy, you want to bite someone's nose. Go for it, Bubu. Okay. Jesus. Careful there. Dropping shit.

Okay, well, obviously like my whole smart take, didn't work. No, I hear you. Yeah, yeah. It could. It could. If, you know, if one of them accidentally tweeted something horrifically racist,

it would definitely affect their empires. Right, but. And their fan bases would then have to scramble to justify it for some reason. How would it ripple beyond their empires? We do have to thank Jonah Hilford. It's like a domino effect. Like, if something were to happen with Haley Bieber and then they go dig up a bunch of stuff and then they find stuff from 2016 to cancel her on,

that could tank her company, which could result in some C-level executive that is doing all business with their company, like getting involved somewhere else. I'm just saying, like, it's all hypothetical, but them making out could cause a butterfly effect that could not topple a market, but like skincare and skin care it could.

You never know. You're saying that could affect pleasing. Affect what? Carrey's company, pleasing. That's, he's got a company. Yeah, his like skincare nail polish, etc. I don't know how to skin care. Oh, yeah.

Well, lotion, serum. nail house. Yeah, I have it all. Why? I think famous people are not allowed to start

skincare companies. Why? We have enough. We have enough. Because when you have a lot of money, if like, if you have a ton of money, your skin just starts to look better.

Well, maybe because all this thing is. Also just. It's great packaging. Guys, you already, you already, you already got it. Like Ryan Reynolds,

you got it, dude. You got Mint Mobile. We talked about that on here last week. You got it. You won. stop he's not starting a fucking skin care brand he's going to start something else and he's going to make a commercial where he goes hey what guys i know that i've had a successful um alcohol business and then a phone business but now i'm getting into why are you giving him a list because that's how he talks he doesn't have a list yeah he's got that was that was really good he's got that silly he's got that silly little like this he doesn't have a list he's got like a little thing he's got a little affectation he's got an affectation did he definitely we're not really nice he's got that we're not so he's got a little He does not have a list. He has got an affectation.

And Christian guys go wild for it. They love it. They love. For Lisp? No, for Ryan Reynolds specifically. All Christian guys are like, it says don't in the Bible, but I would let Ryan Reynolds fuck me. I didn't know that they said that. What, the Bible or those guys?

The Christian gentlemen. Oh, yeah. They would let Ryan Reynolds and the other guy. They should do a new New Testament. They should. With some exceptions. They should. Yeah, it's overdue.

The Pope is doing some like live. internet show where he talks to young people, you should apply to be on and be like, yo, Pope, just get created a new Bible. I'm trying to maybe get involved with Ryan Reynolds consensually. You know what? Why not? Ryan Reynolds' new venture? New Bible.

Hey guys, I just wanted to say that is Ryan Reynolds New Bible. No, that was it. That was better because it was less list. Yeah. Okay. The list was yeah. Hey guys. There's like a soft spoken, but it doesn't list. It's more theater. It's more theater kid. Hey guys. today's just, he's too

Today, I'm saving some money on, I'm saving some, like, close your eyes. Hey guys. Now you can't do it. Today I brought my mom on a set because she's going to pick her favorite, she's going to read this off the script. Mom, go ahead and read that. Ryan is my favorite son. Thanks, mom.

See you. Commercial ends. That's what it is. That's the MENTMobile commercial. Tell me when we can open our eyes again. You can open your eyes and I think we just have to wrap and go to bonus because we're going over. but I just want to say

I'd like to ask one final question to Ben and Emil. Do it be, do it be farting? Okay. Do it be farting? Would you rather? Uh-huh.

Bang. Yes. Your, okay, your mom's consciousness inside of your girlfriend's body or your girlfriend's consciousness inside of your mom's body. Do I have to choose? You have to.

Oh, they both are. Well, okay, first of all, I'm single, so thank you. Well, P-O-V you have. of a girlfriend. Okay, cool. Awesome. Future wife. Future wife,

because you're dating to marry. I love it. Yeah, yeah. I would have to go with future wife's body. I feel like usually would you... With your mom inside. Yeah. That's what I'm doing.

Otherwise, I'm fucking my mom's body. Oh, wait. She lives on with the consciousness of knowing the ins and outs of you sexually. It's either you're saving yourself or saving your parent. My best performance. Your mom's consciousness is going to know

that you ask for a finger in your butt. You know what? He's not going to ask for that when it's mom inside. Either way you get to fuck. Unless he does, I don't know. With his lesbian haircut. Emil's right. Either way you get to fuck.

Come on. Oh. You know what? At that point, I'm flipping a coin. Yeah. Guys, we'll end with this. Wait, what is Emil doing? I can't choose.

You have to. Wait, we got to plug ourselves before we end. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Trillionaire mindset. Oh, we also didn't talk about how, like, the whole guest thing. Do we need to talk about that? I think so because we were teasing.

Okay. So. I think we need to put this to the beach. beginning. It's been a wild week in the studio. A lot of moving parts. Our guests, while we're so lucky to have them, we're swapped episode release wise. So we got to have our boys on our sister city podcast on this week in real time. And then the guess we had on that we were kind of that we talked about. Talking about nonstop. Just so you know it was it's not we were not framing up because we said some very different things about our guests that we had on yesterday.

That episode has been recorded with that guest and we'll come out at a later date. Yes. And it was not. And it was not these two, but we are so thankful to them. What did you say about that guess? I can't remember, but it was like very specifically, like it would be really weird not take knowledge. It was like it's the most insane thing in the world, which this is, but like in a different

way. These two would have a hard time picking between their mom. Come here. Come here. If you guys want to watch our. our show. It's called Trillionaire Mindset and it's on YouTube. You know how to search it. You know how to find it. We are a gay friendly Christian finance podcast. They're a New New Testament podcast. Yeah, yeah. We talk about all kinds of shit. It's so fun. We're talking new. No, no,

they got to just check it out. Oh, just check it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You actually really never know what you're going to get. Sometimes you kiss, right? Not to be all Forrest Gump about it, but you really never know what you're going to get. Forrest Gump was a movie that came out in the 90s. Yeah, for those of you who don't know who Richard Pryor is. Yeah. Tom Hanks wasn't always... He went full on. No, he went kind of halfway. No, he

full on. Anyway, thanks for letting us. Thank you so much for coming. Thanks for coming on. Go ahead and watch Trilling our mindset. You really won't work at it. And if you want to just sign up for the studios tier at TMG Studios.tv, you could get both of us. Add free. And bonus. Yeah. Okay, bye, guys.

We'll see you in the bonus if you're coming. If not, we're going to tell Brooke what we really think about Maddie Healy. So you're going to... Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah, oh, I really am. I really am.

Bye. This week, I'm close friends. I would do a deep dive on my social media. And what's that going to do for? What a waste. What a waste. Yeah, TR. TR.

Wow, a lot of fluctuation in the TOTTY market. I would want some giant things. I would want a giant. A giant frog. A giant frog would eat you. No, it wouldn't. I'd want a giant dog. It doesn't have teeth.

Brooke. Can we pull up that gentleman being cutoff? Yeah, can you Google Japanese guy getting sucked off? Sign up on TMG Studios. TV to watch a full bonus episode.