Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - The Hangover Part IV

Episode Date: March 9, 2023

MERCH: http://bncmerch.com  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: http://bit.ly/3SK0vy0  There’s nothing more humbling than being hungover at work, just ask Connor. This week, Brooke and Connor talk about their weekend endeavors, why LA is actually the best place to live, and reminisce on high school drama shows. Plus, Brooke has a special gift for Connor!  Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights  Email us at [e-mail] !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/bandc and get on your way to being your best self. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/bandc60 and use code bandc60 for 60% off plus free shipping! B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 An Ernest Intro 0:38 Intro 1:12 Addressing The Elephant In The Pod 3:56 Ranking The Senses 5:48 The Struggle Is Real 6:37 Back To The Rank 7:11 Connor’s Weekend Recap 7:45 Connor’s Parents Visit 10:10 Closet Makeover 12:25 BetterHelp 14:29 Ted Lasso Energy 17:33 Brooke’s Gift To Connor 19:24 Outside Lands Is Awesome 21:34 Coachella Is Not Awesome 23:24 Brooke’s Weekend Recap 24:17 OUTSIDE LANDS BREAK 26:01 HelloFresh 28:28 Emotional Support Bucket 30:04 Jonathan Groff Is An OG Tier 1 31:44 Why LA Is Magical 34:39 Nick Kroll’s Show 35:30 Running Into Wyatt’s GF 37:07 Going On Stage With Nick Kroll 37:44 Personal Growth 38:43 History of the World Pt II 43:02 A Religious Podcast 44:14 Octopusslover Check In 45:25 Connor Check In 45:53 Brooke’s Trip To The Car Dealership 46:53 What Is A Car Title? 48:02 Rude Car Salesman 50:07 It’s NOT Funny 51:56 First Big Girl Purchase 52:48 Car Dealerships SUCK 54:43 The Scream Premiere 55:23 Not Fans of Scary Movies 55:45 James Charles Encounter 55:59 Scream vs Scary Movie 56:40 BBL Skeleton 58:35 Jenna Ortega Becomes EP 1:01:48 Who Still Watches Riverdale?? 1:03:17 Where TF Is Euphoria? 1:04:49 Cole Sprouse In Euphoria 1:05:21 Two Different Conversations 1:06:18 Daisy Jones and the Six 1:06:46 A Chaotic Ending Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Looks good. Yeah. Thank you. That's so nice. Sometimes I'm just earnest. That's a good word. I've never used that word. Sometimes like words just pop up and it's like, oh, do you mind if I slide you directly into the synonyms I was about to say?

Yeah. I didn't dig for that word. Like it just was like sitting right there. I'm not 100% positive. I know what that means. Like genuine? Yeah. Like authentic.

I think it's like a better way to say Eager Beaver. Okay. Got it. Totally. Hey, Brooke. Hi, Connor. Are you ready to MAP? I'm ready to pee.

Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome. Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five. Where were you? In Pennsylvania. Touch grass, might I suggest. We're just going to dive right in today. Well, guys, welcome back to Broken Connor Make a Podcast.

I'm trying to be more intentional about the intro. The intro. Welcome back to Brooklyn Connor Make a Podcast. We are happy to have you here. Welcome to it. Where do we even begin? Let's get into it. I keep trying to bite my mic like an apple.

Damn, Connor. Are you hungry? I don't know. No, I'm not. Because if a kid in preschool was bite me, something that they shouldn't be biting. You ask if they're hungry? I would look for something that is okay to bite.

Are you hungry? Thirsty? What an interesting route to do. Yeah, redirection. No, I am, just to get ahead of it. Get ahead of it. Please get ahead of it. I'm a Republican.

I'm just kidding. I'm so hungover. And I'm at a level of hangover right now that like I haven't had in so many, so many years. of doing what I do, which is being a dumb, dumb ass. And I'm like at a level right now where I would have called in sick to my office job. Walk us through your symptoms. Like about to cry, like just like moving.

Every time I move, I get this feeling and every time we touch, I reach for the sky. Can't you see my heart be fast? Well, you're being really funny, which is good. So like that's every time I'm funny, I'm like, oh, maybe I'm still drunk. Right. I do think you might be, which is perfect. But what's going to suck is when that goes away, probably for bonus. I think it's going to be about 40 minutes into the podcast.

My Uber driver hated me on the way here, too. Why? Couldn't even get in my car to drive. I can drive you home, by the way. I'd love to. Oh, thank you. Yeah. Oh, new car?

Yeah, in my new car, I want to drive you home. I mean, that's just sad. That's like, I have nothing else to say. Yeah. Just like, I'm in, I mean, I'm here. And I'm only here because it's this. Right. I would have called in sick to all my other jobs.

that gave me health insurance. Right. I'm here today. You don't have that. Right. Raw dogging. Right. I really appreciate it. Raw dogging health.

I really appreciate it. Because if it were me, I would have called that in one second. I know. But also if it were me, I would have gone home at 10. Right. But hindsight. 50-50. That's what we've always said.

Hindsight is 50-50. Well, thanks for being here. I'm just going to be going ham on these waters. Right. These liquid deaf waters. Because liquid death. Liquid death? I'm about to go liquid death.

I feel like one of my senses is going to go away soon. And that's fine. You don't need all. That's why you have five. I hope it's hearing. I hope it's hearing. Which sense would you rather, would you, okay, in order of one to five,

one being the one that you would be most okay losing. Ranked fences from what you'd be most okay losing to what you'd be least. No other podcast is rating the five senses, by the way. Okay. That's good. We are the only ones. We're trailblazers.

Yeah. I'm not obsessed with smell. I don't need it. Okay. I'm actually, like, am I rating worst first? Smell is the one you'd be most okay losing? Yeah. Okay.

I love like Adele, so I feel like I need to hear. Okay. So here is God. No, I think seeing is first. No, Connor, number one is the one you'd be most okay losing. Oh, hearing. Okay. I'm so sorry, smell.

Okay. Okay. Because I hate bad smells more than I love good smells. Agree. Yeah. A bad smell makes me... Agree. Agree.

Okay. Who has a smell? I'm with you. Smell? Yeah. I would do smell. Feel. Feeling?

You would lose feeling? I guess. I'd wrap. Either, oh, I said, lose taste. Smell, taste, feeling. Is that sense called feeling? Touch. Touch.

Walk me through what our number one is? Hearing in sight. Hearing? No, no, no. Connor, one is the one. Oh, one is the worst. Okay. Well, you ranked a.

Yeah, that's a stupid way to rank it, but I've already committed to it. My number one of what I hate. My number one that I hate. Okay, smell, taste, touch, hearing, seeing. Seeing I would need most. Do you agree with that? It's cough.

What is coughing? Oh, I have a cough drop too. How does that fit into the mix? Take a cough drop. I smoked a cigarette last night. Uh-huh. And when I smoke a cigarette when I'm drinking, it stays with me for seven days. Right. Perfect.

Do you want a cough drop? I would love a cough drop. Perfect. Thank you so much. I feel like you should take the meds like in the most. morning when you wake up like because you just took Advil now now you're just having a cough drop take him when you wake up so get ahead of it it's kind of just like trying to put my hugs on this morning oh you mean you couldn't possibly get further than that no it was like a one track thing

I was like just get to your Uber right Uber hated me okay back to our ranking system okay so you said I think ours are probably the same say it one more time I'll reverse it for you Sight, most important to me, followed by hearing, followed by touch, followed by taste, followed by smell. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like. There's really no other answer. Right.

Let us know in the comments what yours would be. They're all going to rank hearing pretty high because they're hearing us talk to them. Yeah, they would probably rather not. So we don't know where they would put hearing. Leave a comment if you'd love to go deaf so that you would never have to hear one of our podcasts again. Awesome. How was your weekend? what did I do?

Oh my parents were here Right It was great A lot of parent time I have nothing to add Like I never have anything to add With my dad Oh my God usually you kind of

Take the weekend recap And run 10 miles with it I know I have nothing to That's scary for me Today is not the day Okay For me to run 10 miles With the recap

You have nothing to give us Oh okay I'll give you something Let me Yeah My parents are never around like homeless people. Okay.

Is this what you want to give us? Take a second. I haven't, you asked me to give you something. No, I know. Take a thinking minute. Is this what you want to give us? I never put my legs on this table,

but today's the day. I mean, okay, I'll tell you guys what me and my parents did. I would love to hear it. They came and stayed one day in L.A. with me. They hate L.A. Really?

Can't stand it. Did they see your new place? They did. What'd they think? Like can't stop giving me suggestions. Like what? I'm curious. My mom wouldn't sit on our couch.

I don't blame her, no place. Yeah. Are you going to get a new one? We got the cushions. We got new covers for our cushions. By the way, if you have an IKEA piece of furniture, specifically a couch, this is going to be tough. Just like heads up for everyone listening, this is going to be tough. No worries.

I'm being a genuine soldier today. We have tons of empaths. on the other side. They could put me in the Army right now. I would be on the front lines. I believe it. I believe it, Connor. And then I...

I really do. Okay. What was this? What was I kind of saying? Oh yeah. Your mom wouldn't sit in your couch. It's my IKEA furniture. You can order new covers if they unzip, which is a great thing to know.

And might I offer the piece of information? Most places would allow you to purchase additional covers. Well, you know what? The big huge mistake I made, when I moved into my last apartment, I got an Instagram ad for a couch. Right. Because I was Googling couches at the was. And I was like, I need a couch, I need a couch.

This one's hip. Yeah. Bought it. I liked your, oh, and you still have it. It doesn't, in your room. Everything's attached to the build. Right. So I liked it because it was really streamlined.

Right. However, if you order Thai food and let it spill all over it. Kind of, that's how it's going to look forever. Right. Did you flip it over? Everything's attached. Totally. Okay, so, bottom one's on the couch.

They came. They gave me tons of suggestions on how I should not be hanging my clothes. This way, my mom flipped all of my shirts from facing this way right to facing this way left because she said that's the right way to do it. Okay. What? That's the right way to do it? What do you mean? So the hangers, the shirt, so I have a piece of merch from the 1975 concert.

I love it. And it's facing. Connor, that's actually a really good strategy for like kids who struggle with math. Like give them a word problem that they're interested in. So thank you. Right. You're so welcome. Yeah.

So I'm completely with you. Okay. So I have a shirt from the 1975 concert. and the graphic. I don't know. Okay. Oh, so actually taking the shirts off the hanger

and flipping the shirts around? Yeah, the way that they're oriented. And I had never, just like not the way I'd go with my shirts. Oh my God, I have hangers in every which direction. Like sometimes I'll literally hook the hanger from like underneath.

You know what I mean? Like, look at my motion. No, I know, I know what you mean. Okay. Yeah. That's like a crazy thing to do. Like, I just like, sometimes that's,

That's easier for me in the moment. Okay, when you're hanging shirts, all my stuff's, also, it's color, it's colored, like, the way that it goes, oriented. So it's like white shirts are all, because I have a ton of white shirts, so they're all right here. And then it goes, yellow, orange. I don't have that many orange shirts, you'd be shocked. And then it goes, so I don't know, but they're all colored. And then it goes to collars, dress shirts. Oh.

So then, but that's something in my brain that I, I didn't pick. I didn't pick that. It just starts to happen. Wow. But I could never have that sort of debacle happening. Yeah. Where it was mismatched. Oh, no, mine's like.

I think I would have a seizure. Tank top. Sweater. Another tank top. A pair of jeans. This cough drop is like, rocking my world. Oh, it's good. In a good way.

What flavor is? I'm loving it. I wish Thanksgiving meals tasted like this. What? What flavor? Menthol? I think it's just, yeah. The same flavor as my cigarette I smoked last night.

That's great. Hair of the dog. So, yeah, my parents have just never, they're not exposed to homeless people ever. Right. And like, I don't think about, you know. Right. We have these, the same ones that live in Venice and, like, I know them, you know. Right.

And my dad earnestly needs to chat. Like he needs a chat. That's sweet. So when they say, and I kid you not this happened, because they put them in a hotel that was in Santa Monica right next to the pier. It was, I was on hotel tonight. Hughes Hotel Tonight, by the way. I'm plugging so much wealthy information today.

Is that what we used when we, the first day, I moved here from across the country and our Airbnb was not available to us? That's right. That's right. And so we had to stay an hotel. Jack Martin would not leave my room because he needed to chat. Right. Just like my dad.

Right. So, like Santa Monica, the street that leads down to the pier in Santa Monica is a mess for some reason. I think it's because the trains right there. But, like, everyone that, like, does crack will, like, hang out next right there. And this one year, I was like saying, I'm going to fucking kill you. In one ear, at the other with me, I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Say it, don't spray it. talk to talk this dog's all bark he never kills me like i've heard him say it that's not

he could really use him today huh we need to have him on um i know where he is i know where he would be um so my dad is like could your dad have possibly said to that i'm sorry no he said pardon I was like dad please And he was like literally he walked over to the dude And he was chatting with him The guy's like Was screaming I'm gonna fucking kill you to us I'd have no idea what he said

But I was just like Like I don't understand I don't understand the need to like Finish an interaction Did he repeat I'm gonna fucking kill you After your dad asked pardon No he'd calm down That's so interesting

Wow That makes sense you think. It does make you think. But my dad has that energy where it's like, let's talk. I feel like you also have that energy. Let's talk you through this. No, my dad has like Ted Lasso energy. Oh, I've never seen Ted Lasso. Where it's like he doesn't, he's like unable to grasp the situation. He's always like,

I guess it's just like he's giving everyone benefit of the doubt. Right. That's even like the guy blatantly said he's going to fucking kill us. That's a sweet quality. Yeah. And I feel like that was, that has been passed down to you. Oh. In some regard. Not in my head, though. What do you mean? Like, I was, you know, I don't know.

Oh, you mean like you think differently than your actions? Yeah. Okay. Because I'm a poser. Okay, got it. Got it. I'm miserable with my Uber driver, but I'll chat with them. Oh, my God.

I got you a present. No. Yes. Maybe this one make you feel better. It's under your chair. Oh, my gosh. It's hidden. Yeah.

I can get there. And if you need me to get it for you. you I can totally do that. Oh, that's the leg of the chair. I was like, is he huge? It's like more so under like if you were to take it from the front. No, no. Oh my God.

Oh, that has to stop. No, I'm sorry. I have to get tickets for a music festival, but I can, I guess I'll wait. Go get it. Get them. Okay. Well, I don't out. What did this be?

This device. Outside lands. Oh, I want to go to outside. You want me to get you a ticket? Yeah. Okay, I'll get you a ticket. Wait, what's the date on outside land? Let's get VIP.

It's in August. Are you here? I'm on the standby page. I'm so good. Okay, you read it. Best catch of his life? That's mine. I was like, what could this be about?

I put the wrong one under yours. Okay, so it's a couple's mug. Mine's best catch of his life. Can you get the one under my chair? I barely got the one under my chair. I'll get it. Okay, so the one that you are supposed to have? I guess I should have.

Oh, this is one. what I meant to do. I meant to give you this one great fisherman. Okay. And then I was going to ask you to present me with best catch of his life. Oh. So now we can enjoy our coffees in these

mugs forever. Oh, I like this. This is cute. Yeah. I wish I could drink. I wish I could get a coffee down this morning. Pour your water in that. Okay. Yeah. Oh, my glasses. It's jinkeys. Okay. Wow. Okay. So keep talking your parents, I'm going to try to get us outside festival tickets. Outside lands tickets. That's in San Francisco. Yeah, we're going to San Francisco, baby. Hell yeah. Do you know who's going to

perform? No, but they- The 1975. Lana Del Rey. Cool. It's like, it's better than Coachella. It always is. I've never heard of it. Oh, it's the best. And the people that go are so cool looking. Okay, please review all the information below. Look at that lineup. Kendrick Lamar, Foo Fighters, Odessa, Lana Del Rey, 1975, Megan Estallium, Z, Janelle Monet, Maggie Rogers, and Fisher. Okay, so out of that list, out of that list, oh my God, Noah Cohen is on the top line. That's crazy. Good for him. It's a wild lineup.

It's crazy that TikTok is doing. Sixth season. I know TikTok is carrying music on its back. You know that other one of his songs? Do you know any others? I definitely have a couple saved. There's one really good one. Are they all sad?

Yeah, this one's sad. It's not coming to me right now. No, sorry. I'm still on standby. Anyway, what were we talking about before all of that? Those six season songs? Is that J-Lo? No, I doubt it.

J-I-D. I don't know who that is. Willow. Jack? Oh, yeah, he has a DJ set. That's wild. Father John Missy being on the second row passed. Gosh darn.

I can't even see. Cigarettes after sex. And soccer mommy. Okay, great. This is like an interesting line. It really is. Orville Peck. Are you going to Coachella?

No. You're not. I don't want to. No, me neither, but you've got to come with me. I said no. You did? Damn. Can't go to Coachella.

I had a good time at Coachella. last year. But my social battery was simply drained. Right. Well, I'm going this year. I don't, I can say for a brand deal. And I just wish that I was going last year for, because I don't know anyone who's performing whatsoever.

Like, I don't know who Black Pink is, truly. Hand of God. Yeah. You should know, though. I've heard the name, but like, couldn't, don't know if it's a girl or a boy or what. I think it's like six girls. I literally don't know.

It's a menagerie of girls. And there's Frank Ocean I can get behind. So I would have bought the ticket to see Frank Ocean. Just come. I can't because the desert brings out the worst version of myself. But here's my thing. I'm not spending much time in the desert. Coachella's in the desert.

But I'm saying I will be indoors in a hotel as much as I can be. Does that make sense? You got to go see Frank Ocean. Yeah, I will. Frankie. Hopefully you'll change your mind. I don't think he's performed in decades. Does he have a new album after?

No. Thinking about you? I don't know if that was a lot of album, but no, he hasn't come out. He doesn't have one after that. He must have one album. That came out when I was in high school. Frank Ocean Discography. Let me look.

I would look, but I'm getting tickets. Don't even freaking stress about it. Blonde came out in 2016. Yeah, he hasn't had an album since 2016. Wow. Guess how many years ago 2016 was? Seven? This isn't a math podcast.

Yeah, seven. Yeah. We're always doing numbers over here. I know. I know. That's one thing that people can say about us. It's like tutoring. Yeah.

Oh my gosh. Okay, well, moving on as I monitor the outside lands stand by page. Yeah. I have been so good because I wanted to tell you about my week. so badly, but I refrained so that I could tell you on the podcast. You did. Hit me. I had the most amazing night on Friday night.

I wish I could say that. It was magical, and this was like a moment where it's like L.A. specifically is magical, and this is why I live here. And it's an amazing place, and I want everyone to move here. And here's what happened. What happened? My brother was visiting. So we had a plan in place to go to my favorite sushi restaurant, sushi fumi. At sushi fumi, it opens at 5.30 and there is always a line of like 40 people. So you want to make sure you're in line outside, Lance. It's live.

Okay. So I guess I'll tell your story. No, you tell something else and I'm going to circle back to that. Definitely have some. Do you want, I'm going to get you a ticket? Yes, please. Some personalized nuances that I can... Issey, are you coming?

You want me to get you a ticket? Um, okay. Luke, do you need a ticket? I'm not going. Okay, Izzy, did you say yes or no? I forget already. I am going. I'll get...

I'm getting you a ticket. I'm not a robot. Oh, no, babe. Okay, chimneys... Go ahead and pick those stoplights for us. Oh, my God. This is going to take... It's chimneys today.

Oh, wow. I don't know what a chimney looks like. Chimneys can look like anything. Oh, wait. I thought that's a lot. $102, it's $1,029. Go ahead and leave me out. I'm going to put a pin in this.

Is he, is that fine? That's totally fine. Do you think that I'll still be able to get tickets not at 10 a.m. the second that it opens? Is this presale? I don't know. It's pre-sale for $1,000. For three tickets.

How do people have enough money to go to so many concerts? What's 1,000 divided by three? I know people that sell Harry styles 20 times. I know people that are going to see Beyonce. And I said, look to the Beyonce tickets. Okay, wait. $800. I'm fine not getting it now as long as someone promises me I will be able to get one later.

I don't know how strict. Is he? I will. Okay. Pressing pause on that. Thanks for everyone who came along with that. You know what I did the other day is I tweeted. Can I get a ticket for this?

Does anyone have an extra? Oh, yeah. And they did provide you. Because everyone searches when they need to sell one. Tickets for blank. And people are always. tweeting it. Okay, I'm going to take my story from the top.

Do you have to puke? No, no, no, no, no. Keep going. I'm just going to bring my bucket out. You need to let me know, though, because I need to walk away. No, no, no, keep going. But, will you, seriously, you have to let me know if you're going to throw out? I'm not kidding. It will be, like, a horrible thing for me to experience.

No, it passed. Okay, but you promise you'll let me know? Yeah. Because it won't be funny. It won't be funny for me either. No, but I'm telling you, like, it will be very, like, Like, you can't throw up in front of me. Does that make sense?

You're making me need to throw up in front of you. Okay, but that's fine. Let me know. Okay. I'm going to take my story from the top. My arm just got stuck in the bucket. Looking at the bucket. It scared me.

Do you know I slept with a bucket by my bed for 11 years, just in case? And I carried trash can around with me in kindergarten, just in case. That's why I had to go to that special school. With the Quakers? Yeah, because they, like, it's like a very, like, a, It like is a curriculum that is very in tune with the emotions of a child. So they were very respectful of those are emotional support bucket. They were very respectful of my need to carry around either a bucket or a trash can at all times just in case. That is so interesting. Yeah. That would be a good like character on a show. Yeah. I would like to write a show. Bucket girl. Everyone like always shits on Mindy Kaling because she writes herself into all of her shows. But that's what I would do. Oh, 100%. Yeah, so expect to see a bucket girl.

Okay. What happened on Friday, Brooke? I'm taking it from Friday. I'm taking her from the pop. That's what you need to stitch into your next sweater is bucket girl. I like that. Oh, have I worn this sweater? No, Brooke, what happened on Friday? Okay. My brother was in town. Yes. I say, let's go to my favorite restaurant, sushi fumi.

We got to get in line before 530 because it opens at 530. And there are so many people in line that we need to get in the first wave. Otherwise, we'll be waiting outside. Are you going to throw up? No. Otherwise, we'll be waiting outside for an hour. Just thinking about when I'm going to die. Go ahead.

Otherwise, we'll be waiting outside for an hour. So, something happened that made us, I had missed the most important part. We had a movie to get to at 7. And I was so excited to see this movie because Knock at the Cabin starring Jonathan Groff, who was my first ever intense tier one. No, that was Zach Evern.

That was the second one. You would know him if you saw him. Can I, can we pull up a bigger John McGrath? More of like a Broadway. Keep talking. You needed to go see Knock at the cabin. Knock at the cabin, mate. You needed to go see knock on the cabin.

Liam Michelle's best friend. That's who Liam Michelle showed her vagina to. Isn't he a gay man? He's a gay man. Oh, throw that in. One of my most intense crushes. The password of my computer. I'll change it when I get home.

To this date is still JDG. 326, his initials followed by his birthday Okay? Oh my god, his birthday's coming up. Oh my God, what should we do? Happy early birthday, JGGGGG. JGGG. JGDG. to him as well. JDG.com. Anyway, I had to go see this movie because he was in it.

Needed to go see Knock at the Cabinet 7. Isn't that a scary movie too? I read the book actually. The book is really good. It's called Cabin at the end of the world. It is... change the title for the movie. It's scary, but it's more like, what the fuck scary? Like a thinker?

It's a thinker? It's a thinker? A quiet place. Oh. It's more like. The uninvited. Yeah. So.

It's like one of those where you find out at the end of the book that the person was imagining the whole thing. No, not quite. But it's mostly just like what the fuck it is this? Like bird box kind of thing. Oh. So we had missed the first wave of entries at sushi food. Meaning we would have to wait another hour till the first wave of people were done eating

Meaning that we were not going to make it to the seven o'clock movie because we were not able to get it to eat at sushi foamy until 640 Making us unable to make the seven o'clock film and that was the only showing so I'm upset one I needed to see Jonathan immediately Two I didn't know what else to do with my brother and you know I wanted to entertain so play catch yeah you could have played catch yeah Connor, where were you when I needed you? I know. So I decided, okay, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to walk across the street to the Largo, which is a comedy club, and see who's on tonight, if there are tickets, whatever. So while we're waiting.

But the whole thing is you needed sushi fu-fumi more than you needed to see knock at the cabin. Exactly. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, that is exactly the case. It's really good. It is delicious. And trust me, there were times where we were weighing which one do we need more. And there was a big discussion because we were with.

some other friends as well. Everyone had their say. Ultimately, everyone decided sushi foamy was more important than seeing the 7 o'clock showing of knock at the cabin. So while we were waiting, I walked across the street to the Largo. I said, may I ask who is performing tonight? Wait, do you hear that? I do. I think there's a knock at the cabin. Connor? Who was performing? One guess. It's either John Malaney or Nick Kroll. It was Nick Kroll.

I say, you are absolutely kidding. 8 p.m. perfect timing. We would be out of sushi. Here's the catch. Sold out. Tickets were $1,027. Sold out and they say, I said, please, is there anything you can do for me? I didn't make it to knock at the cabin.

Like, I need this. She said I could come back at $7.59, one minute before the show, and see if there were no shows. and wait in more of like a standby line. Okay, finish Sushi Fumi at 758. Get to the Largo at 759. It's not looking good. Okay?

People are continuing to roll in past the 8 o'clock mark. Finally at 8.10, like she, the girl is like talking to the other girl. Like it doesn't look good. They're like whispering, blah, blah, blah. We do get in by the buzzer. And we were able to see Nick Kroll last minute, which meant the world. to me. He brought out Jenny Slate. Wow. The voice of Marcel the shell. They did the whole publicity bit, which I love.

And that's awesome. And that's the magic of L.A. Where else could you do that? Where you're going to miss your seven o'clock showing of knock at the cabin and say, let me walk across the street to the comedy club and see who's going on. Oh, it's Nick Kroll, your favorite comedian? Let me seat you. That is. That is. Like, that is awesome. As cliche as it sounds, the beach can go fuck itself. Yeah. That's. Nick Kroll is at the Largo. That was really special. Yeah.

No, I agree. I think that is the magic of L.A. And then, get this. This girl came up to me and was like, hi, you know my boyfriend Wyatt. Remember Wyatt? The TMG intern? Love him. So Wyatt's girlfriend was there.

Oh, she did not like us. I think she does now. Because we were trying to pick Wyatt out. Yeah. The people are soaking wet for your clap. You're clapping action. You were clapping cheeks. It was the clap heard around the world.

We didn't know about her in our defense. I'm not single. We're going to need you to be single for the... We need the views and the listens. How I'm not single. Would you guys be open to an open relationship with somebody in me or Conner's DM? I feel so uncomfortable speaking on behalf of both of us, you know? So would she...

How do we make you feel more comfortable? You can just speak on behalf of yourself. And she can watch. No, we did. That's fine. We said, you have a girlfriend, right? And he said, yes. I know.

I think I had said, speed bump on top time. Yeah. I know. I felt bad in the moment speaking. Well, at least you have to redemption.

Yeah. And she was with her friend who Nick pulled up on stage and did like a 20 minute thing with which I was feeling like intense horror and jealousy and rage. Yeah. And then Wyatt DM me and let he let it.

He let me know that that was someone connected to him and I was kind of able to calm down. She was really funny, which sucked, you know. The girl? Mm-hmm. Like she, that was like a,

what you would fantasize about. Like, if I were to fantasize about Nick pulling me up on stage, that's what I would fantasize about. She did awesome. Wow. Yeah.

What did she do? That was so awesome. She, he was kind of doing like a Q&A thing. And she didn't really have like a set. She was, and one of the questions was hers. And he like didn't fully understand the question.

So, because she had asked a question about like a game. She was like, what would you do in this game? And he was like, I don't understand the game. So she pulled him. He pulled her up and they played the game and she was so funny.

And I was wishing it was me. But I'm having to war. Wow. Interesting. That's so cool. Yeah. Good for her. Good for her.

So that was something fun that happened to me. That's awesome. This weekend. That's so great. That's like best case in a video. Yeah. And how great of me. I didn't even tell you I saw Nick Kroll this weekend.

Like that's something that I would usually not be able to keep quiet about. I've been doing. You can't take your phones out at those things. Yeah, that's true But they don't lock him up When I saw Nick Kroll there together Remember that? Does he do his same set?

No, this was new Because he already came out With the Netflix special of the set That I have seen 46 times Yeah So now he's moving on to Q&As When I saw John Mullaney They put my phone in one of those like safes

Right And it was a neoprene bag A neoprene if no one's familiar One of my favorite words to say Neoprene It's what a wet suit is made out of it's pretty invincible. I bit through it.

I bit through it with my sawtooth teeth. I remember that. This one right here. This tooth on the right. That is a sharp. A lot of people would get an invisible line. I said, no, I need to bite through a lot of stuff.

Totally. When it comes down to it. Totally. Nick Roll came out with a new show. It must be recently. He's posting at the laws. Oh, oh, the history of the world. The World Part 2.

He was promoing it on Friday. Directed by Melbrook. Yes. It is like that's my ideal show. Can you explain like what it's about? Because I honestly, I wasn't going to watch it. Yeah. I think it's great for people that smoke weed.

I did not smoke weed, but that would make it unbelievably funny. But I was just like, oh, this is like, you can tell they're having fun. So basically a history of the world is that guy like octopusy or whatever on TikTok. Yeah. It's essentially. Puss nation. It's essentially what he does where it's like, can you reenact? John Hancock signing really big

Or someone, whoever signed After John Hancock Like telling everything Or like Can you Which one? Oh, can you P.O.V. Like Moses parting the sea

And he just like walks out and like Does something so stupid Right. It's like very It's like funny and casual. Like it's not like biblical in any sense. So they do, so in history of the world Part two,

they do stuff like they did a they did a uh they do stuff they they like circle back on like Rasputin and they they have like who is that by the way I know the name but I have no clue

took the time of Google the thing is about this show you won't learn you're not you're not there to learn right it is it's just goofy it's like funny and Nick Krull will go on and he's like a Jew

and he comes in can I say a Jew Yes. I don't know what else he would say. A Jewish person? Well, he said, I'm explaining the way he said it. So like, he's a Jewish guy. Can I say that? Yeah. Yeah, okay.

Jew felt fine to me too. What is Semite versus anti-Simite? I think Semite is like someone who. Anti-Semite would be a racist. Yes, specifically against Jews. So I'm thinking Jews versus Gentiles. People from like the Semitic land, which is, like, like, I don't even know what Semitic. Here, let me put.

A Semite is a member of the people who speak. Semitic language. Including, in particular, Jews and Arab. Or spoke. Arabs? Arabs. Yeah. Why did it? I can't believe Google is saying that. Jews and Arabs.

Okay, I'm so sorry. I don't know. I feel like those are two words that I like would not said. They're just like. I don't know, I'm panicking over here. Okay, you're good. So anyways, he plays, I don't know Rusputin was involved with like the Jewish people. No, he wasn't.

Okay, different skin, different skin. It all kind of ran together. And I did smoke weed before I watch it. So I'm sorry. Okay, everyone, give me a break. But because Nick Kroll wrote it, I think it was like, or wrote like a bunch of the sketches,

I think there was like a lot of like Jewish skits. And one of them was, Emperor of Russia Oh Oh yes Yes But he was driving He was like a pirate mermaid

Those are two separate things I thought he was a sea Mystical C man Yeah No he was the emperor of Okay totally He was the emperor And he was just trying to find his new groove

Right By driving the Jewish people out of Russia I think I think based on this show Oh my God So they have like It goes back to like People Discovered

bring fire and it's like Ginny Slate and like two others like trying to light up a joy. Oh, that's awesome. And then it's just really, they're holding up to the sun and they're like, yeah, yeah, like talking like cave people. The whole skit is in cave people until the end. And then they smoke, no. You're just like understanding because of their gestures. That's how stupid this show is.

But it's like you feel like you're on set with them like laughing. And at the end they smoke, they smoke the weed. And she looks at the camera and she's talking, speaking English. And you can see the whole set in her. sunglasses. And she's like, oh, look, there's people on set. You can see them with my glasses. You could.

Anyways, there was one where it was about Jesus. We are always talking about Jesus on this podcast, on our religious podcast. And it was called, oh my God, wait, hold the phone, guys, because I filmed a small piece of it because I thought it was, I was like, there's no freaking way this got approved. I look like Tim Dillon right now. I just kind of glimpse of myself. Let me see if I... Oh, I did.

The story of Jesus. And then it goes to the HBO logo, but it just says God entertainment. Oh, yeah, you sent this to me. Kerber Judaism. So instead of Kirby, enthusiasm... It opens up to Nick Kroll. Right.

Well, it was like... The New Testament presents. Curb or Judaism. Yeah. And it was Kirby enthusiasm, dupe. and it was Nick Kroll and what's the guy's name from Kirby enthusiasm?

Larry David. That lives in Larry's house. Leon? Leon was in it. That's so funny. And he was like Paul or one of the disciples. And they come to Nick Kroll's door and they're like, you got to tell us where Jesus is.

I'm not going to give it away. But it was funny. It's like they're all dressed up and they're doing these bits about and it is literally what Octopussy guy does. Okay. Well, I'll watch it because I also, I like octopus.

see. By the way, do you know he went? You do? He went from like 30,000 followers to 1.3 million followers in like a few days. And I kept screenshoting how many followers he had because it was like there's no way it can keep growing the way it's growing. And it still is. I timed Sam's it too. I'm certainly he's at 2 million right now. Check. I checked last night and it was

1.3. No, I timed sammed all of his growth as well. No, it's via his Instagram. It's unprecedented. He lives in San Monica. Did Alex Earl even grow this fast? He was on the Jonas Brothers trip. Stop.

Wait, what's, okay. What's his handle? Lover 8, so we keep saying, Alka Pussy for no reason. He's still at 1.3. But let's check in next week. Okay. He posts a ton.

And he also was like, I hit this number. Thank you guys. And I'm always like. You're welcome. He's at 1.3. Let's check in next week and see where he is. Okay.

He's so funny. Yeah, he is great. Oh my gosh. We just did personal nuances for 41 minutes. I have one thing I want to tell you about that. One more thing. Feel free to dive into your one thing. Okay.

I think that. Yeah, totally. I went from like being fully about to go on a suicide mission today this morning to like, oh. Are you fine now? I can talk for three more hours. Okay, good. Which we're in luck because we do kind of have to talk for three more hours. Yeah.

Okay. So as you know. know I got a new car yeah yesterday I went to pick it up and you know me and everybody listening to this podcast probably knows by now I don't have I don't have a title in my car I don't know where what that is or where that could be registration's expired um I don't know how to write a check yeah like all of that like that makes sense and I'm aware of that and I know that about myself so I called and asked these questions I was like I don't have a title is that okay yeah And they were like, do you have a registration?

And I was like, yeah, but it's expired. And they were like, that's fine. And I was like, okay. They're trying to sell you this car. They were like, that's fine. And I was like, okay, how do I like, what's the best way to pay for it? And they were like a check. And I was like, okay, do I need to go to the bank and get a cashier's check?

Or it's just like a check that I have. Fine. They were like, any check is fine. And I was like, okay, perfect. So I felt prepared for somebody who's incredibly unprepared and like the way I am. So I go in. They give me the keys. It's gorgeous because I'm trading in my car.

Yeah. And I was like, wow, that's awesome. Everything's pretty set. And then they hand me over to the finance guy. I tried to take a drink of my mic. Of your mic? I guess. Sorry, go ahead.

They hand me over to the finance guy. And he's like, okay, perfect. We just need your title. And I was like, oh, don't have one. Which I had called and spoke to someone. I would have said, Mr. Like, I would not have known what title. Yeah.

Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, I thought you were calling him, Mr. We need your title. Mr. Yeah, that'll work. And I was like, and I only knew what a title was because I remember you going through that when you sold your car. And I was like, I don't have that.

And I called about that. And he was like, oh, really? And I was like, yes, really. Why don't you have the title of your car, though? I don't know. I think it should be in the glove compartment. It wasn't in the glove compartment. I looked.

I called my dad, who was the one that should have had it. And he was like, no, I don't have that. And I was like, where else would it be? Because mom and pop-up don't have. They would be the other option and they're very responsible. They would know if they had it. My dad insists he doesn't have it. I don't have a title, whatever.

And the guy's giving me such a hard time, disappears for an hour and a half, I'd say. Comes back and I was like, okay, let me see your registration. So I hand him my expired. I hand him my expired registration. And he was like, oh my God, like starts laughing at me. And I had called and spoken to someone. And at this point I'm like, there are tears in my eyes, of course.

of course. And so then he disappears for another hour. And then he was like, okay, what we can do is just, you give me the money and then we'll treat until you get the title. Like you can have, like, we'll treat the trade in as like a loan. Like we won't accept the car, but we'll like give you a loan. And we can keep the car here, whatever. And then just get us the title within 10 days. Get a new title. And I was like, okay, fine. I can do that. So everything's fine. So then I hand him the check. and then he starts laughing Connor laughing in my face and I'm already crying at this point

and I was like what and he was like I'm not going to say it because just in case he's listening you know and then he starts laughing and at this point one tear comes out and I was like what and he was like are you kidding

and I was like obviously I'm not fucking kidding and then he like leaves again like goes to talk to his boss or whatever this was one of the checks because I don't have a checkbook or anything this was a check that like they give you when you open your account

why are you laughing I don't know it's funny I'm laughing because he's laughing no that's not that no that's not what you need to do right now you need to be really supportive of me apparently like your checks are supposed to have your name on them and whatever and this was just like I wouldn't know that no no

like it's not that funny like why are you laughing at me and so he starts laughing at me and I was like listen and I put my foot down which I've really never done. I said, listen, I called and asked all of these questions because I knew there were going to be issues because there were always issues with me. And then he goes, I can tell.

Yeah. And then. He's funny. Like, No, Connor, it was not funny. I know that it's frustrating. No, it was not even, it was like so like condescending and it felt sexist and like I was already and I was already crying.

And to me, I'm like. No, it was not funny. I thought it. No, it was really not funny. And then... Sorry. It's okay. He had laughed with that check. And then he's laughing in my face.

And then he reenacted the way his boss was laughing when he showed him the check that didn't have my name on it. It's not funny. Like, it was really like he was awful. And I was clearly like not laughing back. And he was like cracking up like as if I was like the most stupid person in the world. And I like got. ahead of it by calling and I put my phone down and I was like I called and asked every single one of the questions of the issues that we run into today and got the approval on every single issue so I'm not

sure why you're laughing so much yeah and then um he just like gave me the car for zero dollars and zero title and I just have to go back and give him stuff like he gave you honor system nod I have an honor system car um I didn't pay anything or give him any sort of title so oh and by the way four hours later my dad texted me a picture of my title so that's being overnighted via FedEx yeah so I'll bring that to um I also have to see that man again when I present him the title and the check with my name on it and you know what I'm going to do I'm going to laugh yeah we'll see who gets the last laugh and I bet his part I bet he'll laugh with you I bet he'll laugh I bet his car doesn't have a heated steering wheel.

Oh, that's nice. So that was just a horrible experience that I had yesterday. Wow. And getting a car, like, that's supposed to be like a fun, like big moment. That's my first car that I bought. Yeah. So. Congrats.

Thanks. Yeah. Made a big girl purchase. Like, worked hard. Worked for it. And he ruined it. Yeah. I didn't have a great time when I bought my car also.

What happened to you? just like no one was acting like it was cool and I was like can someone take a picture of me? Yeah. I'm signing something. Shouldn't someone have their phone out? Yeah. I wasn't I won it or not? And I was like, yeah, I want it. I want it. I'll take it. But I was like, I thought this is like a

pint of car. I was too busy crying to take a photo. But then of course on the way home I'm gaslighting myself into thinking like I was mean to him. Oh yeah. You know, and I was like, well, but he was me. He was awful, right? Yeah. Okay, thanks. Thank you, Luke.

I'm needing that. I mean, that's just never a good experience. Like, the one time I went to go, I don't know if you remember when I went to that Audi dealership. Yeah. And I was there for eight hours and it was just like the worst experience of my life. And they still text me. It's been a year and a half. Yeah.

Are you still thinking about that out of it? No. That was just like. Now I am. That sucked because I thought I was being so on top of it by like calling and asking all those questions. It's just like the laughing. like that like really like set set me on fire like why were you by yourself no I brought Patrick who thank God he was there for morals aboard but he was also just like uh-huh like didn't know

he's not like a guy that would stand he's because he's so nice he's so nice and he would also he was there with me for four hours like that's a friend you hold on to any friend that's willing to do something like that with you thanks Patrick I love you but Poor Patrick, he missed his haircut. I felt awful. He was pretty short hair. I know. I told him he didn't need a haircut.

That's beside the point. But, yeah, that was awful. Tis, tis, tis. Well, you can go crumble that title up and throw it up. I had brought you and you were laughing. I would not be able to not laugh. Like, I know myself. I don't think I could have continued the Brooklyn Connor franchise.

I just like, when I get in situations like that, for the most part, I'm like, oh this must be funny if you're laughing i would probably like if it was happening to me but i'm not a woman after all so yeah it's something about like a man who thinks he's so much better than you like basically calling you stupid when he said like i can tell this happens to you a lot like awful awful it's not a fun experience anyway so i'm looking forward to seeing him again yeah when i hand it a picture of him yeah i'll take a picture with him in front of my in front of my brand new Rav. So yesterday I got invited and I'm trying to say like go to more stuff.

Yeah, I wish I knew you were going to that. Well, so I got invited to the scream premiere, the movie premiere. Right. So I'm like, I love comedy. I love these movies. Like I can't believe they're coming out with another one. Can't wait. Oh my God.

I got a mask and I was supposed to bring it today. Gosh, darn it. Next week. Yeah. I okay basically like long story short I thought it was scary movie because I thought ghost faces from scary movie

the comedies scary movie is a parody of scream didn't know that so I got there and then it's genuinely like a pretty I mean it was incredible setup shadow Paramount it was really cool

and there was so many people there um I mean there was just so many people there. James Charles came in. J.C. splattered in blood. And I was like, oh my God, UK?

I forgot that we were at a scary movie premiere. He said, yeah. But anyways, so I left before it started because I can't watch scary movies. Oh, really? Yeah, because they were like, this isn't the, this isn't the thing, this isn't the comedy.

Because I was talking about it and I was like, do you think Rex, Simon Rex is going to be in this one still? I saw him at Airwann the other day. Uh-huh. And they were like, what are you talking about? Right. This is a Gino Ortega. It's actually really good.

I don't need to see people slaughtered. Well, I close my eyes for that part. Like the premise is fun. Okay. I took this picture. Oh, I wish I could show you guys. Basically, no, it's stupid. I can't even explain it on the podcast.

But I saw the scream face. And in my head, I was like, did they give, like, the skeleton a BBL? And it's like an illusion of the mind. I have to show you. Yeah, please. Have you done with your bucket? Can you not even look at the bucket? It's making me nauseous just to look at the bucket.

Here's me eating a sandwich on the ground in my kitchen at two in the morning. That is something that we need a frame, I think. I was like kind of worshipping it in a way. Did you set up your phone and take that timed image? Yeah. I think I was doing a review. Oh, I love your drunk reviews. let me see brooke guess how long the video is how long 15 minutes can you air drop it to me

no please no why because i don't want to see what it looks like oh jack in and in was there last night yes um okay anyway so i leave the premiere oh i need to show you the screen masks so sorry um i'm almost done guys with this story okay you have two more minutes because then we'll have like about two minutes left for like pop culture and stuff. Oh, I'm under, I'm completely underfinding. I thought that they had given the skeleton a BBL, but then I was like, oh, there's no skeletons in this.

That's the mask. Oh. Oh, I thought it was a skeleton. Oh, my God, I thought it was a skeleton too. I thought it was kind of the, the, wow, double entendre. I thought it was a skeleton going like this. I know, yeah. Big old ass.

Yeah. No, I see that as well. He was about to murder people. I wonder how the movie was. I'm sure Juno or Tegov. I got did a great job. She's hosting S&L this weekend with musical guests in 1975. How old is she? Like 20.

Flat. I don't even think she can drink. Bummer. Yeah. Should we get into 20 flat? Let's get into pop culture for the next three minutes. Okay, here's pop culture for you. Generally speaking of the devil.

She basically like went on armchair expert with Dax Shepherd. Right. Oh yeah. and basically said every single line that was written for her character in Wednesday was trash like she was like why would I do that why would I be in a love triangle why would I blah blah so she would redo the lines like herself and do them like and which is just like alleged I mean I don't know I don't act but like it's unprofessional to do it to like you have a writer's room for a reason and just kind of like disregard or is it incredibly professional because you're taking your craft so seriously and as an act as an act

You know that's not what my character would do. That's what she said. That it was unprepiled. I don't know. But, well, I mean, it's like someone's job that you're just like, okay, it doesn't matter. Yeah, but like, I also wouldn't be able to do something that's like, this isn't what she would do. I would for $20 million. Totally. I don't.

I didn't understand the whole show. Like, I didn't like the show. No, I didn't get it either. It felt like Riverdale to me. Like, I was like, why is it? I liked Riverdale. A wolf woman. This is what, this is the Adams family show.

Yeah, I didn't. That's what I was. excited about because the Adam's family was good. Yeah. You don't got to fix what ain't broke. Right. But basically, she said all that. It went super mega viral. Everything she does. Everything she does goes viral.

And then they gave her executive producing rights. Good. So now she's 20 years old and is probably going to be another billionaire. You can tell she's like way too smart for her years. By what?

Just like the way she carries herself and speaks. Yeah. You know? I haven't seen it. So like the only thing I ever saw with her in it was Wednesday and I was just like not impressed. So I don't understand the hype right now, but I haven't watched anything else. I know her name. It was in you.

I didn't watch you. I didn't watch you. I didn't see fall out. Didn't you see that? I didn't see fall out. I didn't see that either. See, I'm just not good at TV. So like when things like this and to me she got mega famous overnight and like Wednesday was all I saw.

So I was like, really? Really? She's in something else. She became famous from Disney. Oh. I don't know. I mean, she's been famous forever. She was a child actor.

So, good for her. I'm actually so... Wait, can you scroll down on the right? I thought that was me. Percy Hines White. Isn't he canceled? Yeah. Who is he?

He's on, uh, when's it? Oh. Oh, not me, by the way. But speaking of Riverdale, talking about pop culture. Speaking of Riverdale, this will be the first episode of Call Her Daddy I watch. Who's on it? Cole Spouse. Hold that, put a pin in that.

How is people's, how is people? How are people still watching Riverdale? They're not. It's done. It's long done. No. So I made that joke video. about Riverdale a long time ago about how everyone should be donating their beanies because

Riverdale is still going and they're running out of beanies for Jughead. Which at the point I was like, oh, that's really funny. Trash video. But I was chatting with Casey Cot. Oh yeah, I know who that is. On Instagram and he posted that they're doing a final season. No, they're not. Yeah, they are.

Oh, yeah, they are. And it's on the CW now. How would I even how would one access to CW? Do you remember the CW? I think you can just like watch it on Hulu. Yeah. Okay. Um, yeah.

Well, I just like, that was one where I was like, oh, this is a really good show. I watched the whole first season. Second one, it's like, I love it for you. Someone has powers. I'm done. Yeah. Lily Reinhardt like made a story I saw and was like, okay. Like, I hear you hate the show.

Shut up. Like something like, not that at all, but like acknowledging the hate that they've been getting. Yeah, I mean, I really like the first season No, incredible TV That was like almost as good as Pretty Little Liar season one Which I didn't watch that but Oh my like one of the best things out there You know that takes place

You know that Pretty Little Liars takes place on the main line Which is where I'm from of Philadelphia That's what it's based off of Wow Fictional Rosewood Yeah, very cool Really cool stuff Oh my God

I just forgot what I was gonna say It was gonna be good Cole Sproulos. Oh, here's something I had to say. And I didn't get this in last week. Speaking of high school drama shows, euphoria. I'm missing euphoria in a way that I've never missed a show. But it's just like so dark and so scary and like so depressing.

But we're all doing that together. Coming out week by week. Do we know when it comes back? Last of Us is giving me panic attacks. I don't know how you guys watch that show. I can't watch it. I watched like the most recent episode. The last episode is out.

No. next Sunday. It's like I feel like I lived a full week. I tried to watch it because so many people, including some of my closest friends, are tier oneing so hard for Pedro. So I want to be there to support them and hold their hand through that

because God knows that's tough. On the bonus, will you pop this pimple on my back? I'm feeling it. Yeah. Okay. But God knows that's tough to go through a tier one like that alone. So I tried to watch the last of us

to guide them and support them. Yeah. Can't get into it. I don't like shows that aren't funny or scary. Oh, I'm re-watch. Come out with a thousand more shows. I'm re-watching Kerber enthusiasm and Seinfeld. That's what I'm re-watching.

Yeah. Doesn't get old. You also forget about stuff on Seinfeld. Yeah, because I feel like with Kerb and Seinfeld, it's like you're not like sitting there glued to the TV paying attention. I want my eyes to be able to randomly cross. Right. So like every time you watch, it's like watching for the first time.

Yeah. Cole Sparouse. Yeah. Really cool. quick. That's someone who could never be in euphoria. Like he could never do. I would be like,

Oh, I completely disagree. How? What are you talking about? How could he not be in euphoria? Because he has a darkness to him that is unparalleled. It's like a quirky darkness. It's like not, like, I can't even picture him and Jacob will already like standing next to each other. I can.

I see it right now when I close my eyes. He would be good on Riverdale Close Browse. I mean, what's the show, Euphoria? He'd be good on him for you. Wait, so sorry. Yeah, no point. Hey, no problem. Okay.

It's not even filming till the end of this year. It's not even filming till the end of this year. It is a show about high schoolers. Film it. Do it today. Well, I'm looking forward to hearing on Call Her Daddy how Cole and Lily's relationship impacted the show, which is why I'll be tuning in.

Euphoria. Sorry. And we're like having completely different conversations. Good Lord over here. Okay. In summary, I'm looking forward to watching Cole Sprouse and call her daddy. And you're looking forward to Euphoria coming back. I'm just like it doesn't take two years to film a show about high schoolers. They're all going to be 42 by the time they film Euphoria, season three.

Daisy Jones. Need to see it. Those actors are playing 17-year-olds. I want to see Daisy Jones in the six. I'll watch it with you because I loved it so much that I would like to watch it a second time. Okay. Yeah. Don't give any spoilers.

I won't. I need to see it. I need to see it. I love Suki Waterhouse. Love my life. That's Robert Pattinson's girlfriend. Not anymore. Yes, it is.

Oh. Oh my God. We should split them up. It looks like my leg is broken. Yeah. does. Okay, should we head on over to the bonus? Yeah, I guess.

Oh, there were so many things that we had to talk about. Hey, that's what bonus is for. Oh, we didn't, I didn't even look up. I didn't even look up in our docket today. But I do think those are the best. Oh, my God, didn't talk about Nathan Fielder or anything like that. Justin Bieber. Hey, we'll hit it in the bonus.

And the bonus we'll be talking about. Oh, you guys, I went on. Are you kidding? What were you saying? I was in the middle of a, like, fully like, Sorry. In the middle of ascendant. Well, I'm thinking in my, when I think in my head, like, I don't hear anyone else talk.

I know. Whoa. Go ahead. If it was that important, go ahead. Oh, I just got a big stretch. Okay. See you in the bonus. Wait, hang on.

I was on Dumas' podcast yesterday. That was what you, that was it? I guess I guess that was it. I was just going to say, I can't say anything, I guess, that we talked about. because it's her podcast. Okay. See you in the bonus. I'm excited for the bonus, guys.

Thank you for listening. Thank you so much. Seriously. I could thank you. I couldn't feel more grateful. I know. I feel like it's Thanksgiving. When your nose is clogged,

you can't wait for the day that it's over. I know. When your nose is clocked, you're like, how have I not appreciated my nose being unclogged all those times? I can't believe that I get to breathe out of two things. You take it for granted. Everybody who knows isn't clogged, take a minute.

Think about it. Really be grateful for the fact that you're breathing out of two nostrils right now. Turtles can breathe out of their butthole. That's where we end. See you guys. This week on close friends. Luke, do you want to tell this story? He doesn't know it.

Yes, he does. No, I haven't told it on the pod. Look saw someone throw up at a store. No, that's not what happened. So her therapist made her go back to the grocery store and essentially just stand in the spot where the vomit. No, I had to touch it. My lawyer has slept in the same bed as me, and we've never met. He stayed at my friend's parents.

While you were in it? Me and my lawyer are kind of Eskimo brothers. It really is a small world. In a way, with beds. You know one time in ninth grade, I sung a jar of hearts at a coffee house event, like alone, and just stared at my crush the whole time. We've lived such different lives. Sign up on TMG Studios.tv to watch a full bonus episode.