Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - The Je Ne Sais Quoi Of It All

Episode Date: December 5, 2024

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Oh, wait. Yeah. We just get right into it. Yeah, I do want to flag something. Before we record? No, while we record, but it needs to be like something that sets up the episode. Should we intro first? Yeah. Okay. If you want.

I want. I want, I want to be loved by you. Do you know that song? I do. Who's it by? The Beatles. No. Hey guys, welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast.

We've got such a special episode for you today. Woo! It's the Thanksgiving Recap. It's the Thanksgiving Recap. Yeah. Which means recapulate. It's short for Recapulate. But even more than that, it's so special because we're here.

We are here by some mathematical impossibility. You and I. It is when you think about it. It's so impossible. The chances of both of us being born are so negligible and then the chances of us coming together. Impossible. Impossible almost. And yet?

And yet? Against every single odd. For the recapstone episode, here we are. Here we are. And we're back and like we're so back. I thought that last week. Like, I've been watching stuff. doing? I'm like, oh, these two

motherfuckers are back. Where'd they go? They were always here, low-key, but like, they are back. I made myself laugh for the first time with something from last episode. You're bad. What part? You're so bad. You're naughty. What'd you do? What did you say?

That clip from the bonus of the Marmalade, the Marmonite clip, when I said it's a pass for me, so I couldn't stop watching that. It was cracking me up. That is so insane. We also, I need to just, we also need to, there's a little white speck right here that I need. Do you think, oh, it's probably from the, you got it.

Before you guys got here, I went ahead and ate the digestives, the crackers from the bonus. Yeah. Which they could be working in a different way today in terms of coming upchuck from the front today just because of how many I ate. How many did you have? Seven. Oh. I think that maybe just, I'll put your body into overdrive. Your digestive system will be.

It feels like something settling in the chest region. Maybe your mouth is just dry. That's a completely different issue than something settling in the chest region. I feel like it maybe just didn't make it all the way down. In fact, my mouth is actually starting to get those waters. Well, let's not. Let's move on. Yeah.

Expeditiously. Can I flag something? Can I really quickly say on the Marmite thing? Yeah. It's marmite. It wasn't vegemite. I said vegmite 20 times. Everyone in Australia is up in arms.

All the Aussies are saying, that's not effing Vegemite get your head out of your effing arse and like vegamite apparently is really good marmite like everybody was pretty much like

yeah you have to use a lot of butter to eat it on the toast I'm like just don't eat it don't eat it I could sleep like there's no one's got a gun to your head should eat the marmite there's so many other ways to get your

daily dose of yeast yeah you can do anything to get your yeast such as in addition to nutritional yeast too I'm always eating. I'm waking up. I'm thinking where's my nutritional yeast? My nooch.

Yeah. I keep my nuke in bed with me so I don't even, so I wake up. I'm saying, oh, I'm gonna, most people have a glass of water next to their. I'm fin of nooch. I'm about to nuke. I'm nooting on these hoes. I literally everyone's got a bottle of water next to their bed. I got my nuke.

My nuke east, my newche east. My newche yeast. Yeah. Now you can just go ahead and take it out of my hands. I just want to say something for myself to keep in mind. For this episode, I won't be putting my fingers in my ears, nose, or mouth. Ears, nose, and mouth. Because the clips that I've been seeing of myself, my fingers are in every possible face orifice that they can get their hands on.

And it's disgusting. Where's your mouth? and I'm going to be tempted to pick at my chelitis, not picking at the chelitis on camera. Where are you going to go? I'll be picking at the chelitis off camera. Like where's off camera for you? There's nowhere to go.

After the episode. Oh. Yeah. In between. In between. So in bonus, Brooke's going to be just absolutely covered in blood. Oh, in bonus, I can pick up my chilitis.

I'm actually going to, yeah. Okay, no, here's the thing. I cannot do. lips, nose, or ears for the main, but in the bonus, I can't do. I'm treating myself. I'm treating myself to lips, but I still cannot do nose and ears. Okay. Yeah. That's a good goal. Yeah. That's my goal. That's a good goal to have. Or not a set goals towards the holiday season. Well, I hope everybody had a good Thanksgiving. Did you have a good Thanksgiving? Yeah. How was your cruise with your family?

Girl. Girl. Girl. It was his Is your family intact? It looked really fun. Honestly, it brought my family more intact than ever. Just the circumstances around us. What we were faced with almost brought us even closer. The adversity of a floating ship? Yeah. The adversity of the sea.

Yeah. Basically, you know, had never been on a cruise. And I was by no means expecting like a luxurious experience at all whatsoever. I wasn't necessarily expecting the Geneseequa that comes along with Royal Caribbean either. There's such a shunice taiqua that I can't put my finger on. And it definitely has to do with, they're being about 10K people on the, on the bow, which I didn't know,

all from different places, all from different kinds of places. Different parts of the country. That I'm not in a bad way at all. Are you sure? What are you saying? What are you going to, I'm just saying,

totally different kind of vibe. There were so many. different vibes. The energy on the ship? Yeah. What about it? There were so many of them, which I didn't know. Yeah.

So getting on the boat, like having there be so many people and then knowing that I was about to head out into the sea, I started, my body started to shut down. Yeah. So I said, let me just head up to our suite. Maybe lay down. Oh, Connor. You would have loved the suite. It looked fun. Obviously there were seven of us.

And let me paint you the picture of the suite. My fingers just went on my nose. It's okay, strike one. I'll try to keep you accountable. You only get two strikes because it's nostrils. Okay, you walk in slim hallway, slim thick hallway. To your right, there's a room with like a twin plus bed. Full, maybe like a full bed.

Full, if I may. A full, full. Then you keep going down the hallway a little bit. another bedroom with another maybe a full plus little thick size okay plus size full and then a couch pull out couch okay seven seven people you might be thinking okay i can see how you could maybe fit squeeze two in the twin or the full two in the twin plus two on the uh pull out couch where's the seventh gonna go where's the seventh person going to go you might be wondering don't worry there's actually a plank that comes out of the wall.

It's like a piece of wall. Not doing mattress right now. Piece of wall that you can rest on. If you're tired and you need to sleep at night, that's available to you. Who's left on that? So, the first night, it was me and Gabby in the full. And then Noah on the plank.

Noah's... Noah... ...felt the need to... get up and go to the bathroom eight to 15 times. Well, there's not much to do when you're laying on the plank. Eight to 15 times in the middle of the night, stepping on me and Gabby as he went, which was his prerogative as he was, as he did get exiled to the plank, but he did do that. So then he was exiled from the room.

And then we brought in our stepbrother, Aidan to the plank. Aiden. Aidan came into the plank for the next night. Snored from top to bottom. of the night. So then he was exiled. So it was kind of like a rotating group of people for the plank, which was really fun.

Something I also liked, which you would have loved, is I didn't realize about the intercom system that blares in the morning in the rooms. I don't, I'm not like, I've been on one cruise also. You might not have been on Royal Caribbean.

I don't know what the, what's the intercom? How come that? It's just, good morning. Oh, bonjour. In the morning in everyone's room? In the morning and everyone's room, you can turn it off. We didn't know about it, though. So about 7A when we had docked at Cocoa, you know, the island.

7A at Cocoa. Which, by the way, I didn't realize that was a man-made Royal Caribbean Island. Spectacular, you would have loved it. Very much like a spooky island from Scooby-Doo. Wow. Yeah. In the morning, you know that song that's like, a lovely day, lovely day. By Dean Withers.

I'm familiar, yes. They did a unique rendition of that at 7th. and I over the speakers. Okay. Yes, lovely. And Coke okay. Imagine that after a night of Noah walking the plank all night, not sleeping for one second. And yes, there was that Genesei quad twang to it too.

That's beautiful. Yeah. And because there were so many people on the boat, you weren't, you couldn't get a chair by the pool or anything like that. Or you couldn't get in the pool. I've seen that. Couldn't get in the pool either. So at the end of the day Had a blast truly kind of just like bonding

Oh and the room smelled like a bowling alley Yeah On crack on crack cocaine In Coca-KKK In Coca-K Brought us all closer Everyone did get besides me and Gabby Noah Horrible food poisoning

Mm-hmm And again brings everyone closer together Yeah The issue for me there is like On a ship. Was there one bathroom in the room? Thank God the food poisoning hit the second everyone got home. Was there one bathroom in the room? Oh, no. We had two. That's good. Yeah. But still bad. Great. Still. Horrible. Yeah. I really did have the best time despite all of the Junetequa that I wasn't expecting. Did you have any crushes on anyone from middle of America? Oh, Connor is not necessarily the group of people that I would have had a crush on.

and I'm not saying anything bad about this group of people. I can't stress that enough. Here, here's what I'll say. It was like the people that I get on my hinge. Never said anything bad about them. You said, ew, seven times. No, I didn't. So.

No. Did you get on your hinge on the boat? Did you get on your hinge on the boat? No, I didn't feel like I would be compatible with anyone in my radius. There's 10,000. Yes, I didn't feel like I would be compatible with one. single one of them genuinely. Did you guys, what did you do during the day on the boat?

What were days like on the sea? Just sometimes I sat in the shade by the water slides if I was afforded that luxury. I was, it was awesome. The day we got to Mexico, I didn't even get off the boat. And so the ship was kind of empty. So I got to sit in the sun for almost a minute, which is exciting. Yeah, that was great. That's awesome.

I had so much bread and butter. That's a treat, which is a treat. Is he, am I missing anything? I did the whole roundup for obsessed. Do you want to talk about Uncle Rob? Oh, Uncle Rob was a treat. How so? I don't think he would mind me saying that thankfully he was able to supply me with

gummies via his Ziploc bag of Swedish fish and gummies. So every night at dinner we would do like Wishbone split. Fun. It made everything. It made everything so much fun. Yeah. It made the bread and butter taste even almost. that much better. You probably slept better too. Yeah, I had to go down about 9p every night.

I have a massive headache. Are you okay? Except for the night of the skate show, Connor. Oh, well, you didn't talk about the skate show. Holy shit. That was the best thing I've ever seen in my life. Why? Like the talent on these individuals on the World Caribbean, Independence of the Seas, Olympic level the way that they skated that they do the talent on the boats I remember being

I remember being taken away like blown away by the talent on the ship because it's not that ship life ship entertainment is not far it's the big leagues it is the big league and they were big league

let me just tell you that and I will say both me and Uncle Rob off of our gummy were like going to the skate show was kind of like a bit like oh like how good could the ice skating be crying i mean we were so locked in you wouldn't believe it i have a question can we look up like because i know when you're on international waters anything goes yeah we could gamble like 18 plus could gamble in the international waters but the

casino was shut down when we were docked because because you abide by once you get within a certain radius of like that land you abide by the laws of the laws of land you're not on international waters When a crime occurs on water, the jurisdiction depends on how far it is from land in international waters. More than 24 miles off the coast, the crime would fall under the laws of the country where the ship is registered. Oh. Oh. So like that absolutely nullifies literally everything I was going to say. Because how cool would it like a murder mystery like Glass Onion be on a cruise ship on international water?

Didn't that happen? Like wasn't there some sort of international? I'm thinking of murder mystery with Jen Fran. And Adam Sandler, that was International Waters. See, that one, that one absolutely never came across my desk. Oh, you would love it. It is a murder mystery on International Waters. That kind of felt like when Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston started kind of 3D printing

off movies from their, from their Sandusies and Anastosies. A lot of people don't like the murder mystery franchise. I have nothing negative to say about it. Truly. That's nice. It's a great movie to take a nap to. Is that mean? I feel like I'm being mean.

No, I think like... And I meant that, but I meant that positively, just like I meant it positively, that the Royal Caribbean had a certain Geneseequa to it. Everything I'm saying is meant with so much love. I hope you know that. Even though it might sound really bad, it really is coming from a place of nothing but love.

I believe you. I know your heart. Yeah. I hope you do. I'm familiar with it. I hope you all aren't madly. Well, that sounds fun. No, you are fine.

Like, please. But that was fun. How was yours? You finally made it to the Oz dust. I made it to the Oz dust. Oh, I also wanted to say, this is what I want to say at the beginning. We're here on a regularly scheduled day on our regularly scheduled podcast at our regularly scheduled time, which kind of is putting my body like back in sync.

Like throwback? Like my stomach doesn't hurt. I'm like, I'm familiar with the place that I'm in right now and I'm like recognizing that space and as well as holding that space as well for the lyrics of defying gravity and I'm holding onto those and I'm clinging those between my cheeks. But it just feels good to be back. Done with the tour.

We wrapped my tour in Dublin. What was that feeling like when you wrapped relief or sadness or a little bit of both? Yeah. Well, because it also was like when I finished touring, I was like, wait, that was like what I was. doing every day. Yeah. That was your life.

Yeah. Yeah. So I'm like, oh, crap. Like, what do I do? Now what? No worries. We have secured a new tour. No time off.

No days off. When do you start that? Um, in the spring. But we got some time. No time off. We've got some time. We've got a little bit of time. We've got a little bit of time.

Is it going to be the kind of thing where you're gone again all the time? No. It's far less. But it'll be a lot easier for all involved. But, um, but, um, Yeah, it was so nervous at first. I was like, oh my gosh, it's over. But my family came to Ireland, came to the last show.

It was really, really fun. But we started out in London when I left last week. Yeah, walk us through that week. I love London. I heart London. It was such a vibe. The weather was horrible. Like you couldn't have imagined worse weather, by the way.

Look at where I spilled my coffee today. Oh, on the crotch piece. Yeah, I feel like that's not the first time. Well, every time I go to, like, move my pants, I'm like, no. So we go to London, like, it was the worst weather pouring rate. I got to pull on my notes because, like, it's been so long. I've just been writing stuff down. How do you know that happens in London with the weather?

Yeah, I have somehow lucked out. And every time I've gone to London, it's been gourd gorge. And, but the hotel I stayed in was such a vibe. It was like a vibe. That looked unbelievable. They don't have Thanksgiving. So they just go right into like the whole month of November is Christmas. Yeah.

So all the streets are lights, all of the. Obviously my favorite thing to do there is go to pub. It's like the best. Every one of them is historic. It's like the coffee shop. At first I was like, oh my gosh, I need to go into that pub because it says a queen visited. Guess where the queen has visited. Not that pub?

Every single pub. Oh. So like after the third one, I was like, I should go in. like while I'm here. She's been to every pub or they're lying. Great marketing though because they got me in. They got my ass in. Yeah.

The food, sorry, I almost choked up when I said that. How do I say this? The people of the UK... And if they quat to it? The people of the UK seem to eat like pit bulls on their birthday. It's like quail eggs and fried pig cheeks. I'm like, what? What?

Great place to drink, London, Ireland. Horrible place to be hungover. We go, and I think it was the day of the show or the day before the show, and me and Maggie go out to this outdoor market place. And I was like a little bit like jet lag combo with, we sat at the pubs because we couldn't get into our hotels the first day. And we had some pints, and I started like in Guinness over there.

which is cool. Oh my God, do you want the chips are over there? No, I'll vomit. But we go to this market and it's like, I was hung over

and then there's 5,000 people like back, like, and she's like, we're going to go get a sausage roll. I was thinking maybe like a Kalachi like pigs in a blanket vibe, like sausage roll.

The ratio of meat inside a roll in a Kalachi or pig in a blanket, imagine that in reverse and quadruple size it was like a brick of ground pork and then like you gave me a shiver a light and I'm holding this I'm like if I needed to loot a store like I could throw my sausage roll at the window and run in and we grab stuff and leave I was like so this I'm gonna go ahead and take this to go holding back to yours I'm gonna get some mac and cheese there's really they don't really season anything over there so I'm eating this mac and cheese I'm like this tastes like air yeah like wet air yeah and then I I go and you've got to know where to eat over there. Yeah well luckily thank thank thank thank hoda and jena that I was able to find out what a toasty was that's a grilled cheese

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No, no, no. Like food. It's like a, it's like, it's like a big hefty, like dinner, hearty dinner. And you went to it at a restaurant? Yeah. Okay. They have like special. It's like Sunday roast.

It's like potatoes and rump. Now I had had rump. Rump punch. I had had a rump two days prior. And the way that I, we hadn't, they weren't, they didn't ask so I didn't specify how we wanted it cooked. So it just came out Rumpelicious. It was not rare by any means.

It was like uncooked. Like they had touched each side of it to the grill to like char the outside. And then the inside was like like flesh and I took one bite. And I was like, I was like, Dahmer. Like in my head, it was like Dahmer. And I was like, I can't eat this. I'm tasting human flesh. Oh my God.

I couldn't get it down. And so the night of Sunday roast, I go, you know what? I'm not going to have the Sunday roast. I'm going to get steak and a Caesar salad. steak and a seizure salad I know what that tastes like that's perfect good

cannot mess that up thank you sir steak and seizure salad would be perfect I'm so excited to eat it's Sunday I'm like it's a chill night I'm having a glass of red not a red

and I'm having steak comes out stay carpaccio it is paper then I'm laying it on my tongue what's carpachio it's dissolving like a listerine patch I'm like I'm so

hungry at least at least my Caesar salad is coming out I can look forward to that it's like prosciutto yeah yeah okay but it was it was more than that like I was like about like tearing up like I really needed like a hearty piece of Texas meat yeah at least my seizure salad comes out one is it one big piece of lettuce bitch it looked like Davy Jones himself had had emptied out his trash bin onto my Caesar salad pile there's no other measurement that I can use to describe how many anchovies

full body of anchovies were piled on top of my Caesar salad pile like a dump and I take them and I no like I like I could like my pocket would be bulging if I put all these anchovies in my pocket oh you should have and I go I'll just move them over

obviously the pile of anchovies had seeped so I didn't eat Like for like the fourth nine in row, I didn't eat in Europe. I was just like broken, a broken man. Yeah. I'm sorry to hear that. You look great. Thank you.

Yeah. Look healthy. You know what's funny? That brings me to my next point. I had to film an ad when I was there and obviously my eyes are hollow. I'm like just like so sick because I haven't eaten. And I'm and I'm absolutely like depleted. of resources internally.

I'm so tired. I'm jet lagged. I haven't eaten. So I filmed this ad with Maggie for Klarna, which I love. I love Klarna. And I am look, I look blown to smithereens.

And my sister is there now. And she goes, I will face tune it. Face tune a video? Face tune a video. And it comes back to, it comes back across my desk. And I go, this is absolute sorcery magic i have no this is the kind of shit the under the underage you're doing

she she has taken away my ibags full facelift i've got not a i look healthy as couldn't be let me i'm gonna pull up the clara ad is it on fibula yeah one person said excuse me is there a beauty filter on this i said yes yes thank you for noticing yeah there is a beauty filter on it and also i like I'm going to put my sister on my payroll and do this every single one of my videos. The bottom, no, up one. Rent has been due for you. Yeah. And positive connotation.

I, like, you can tell though, right? Can, like, the just. You look great. It was necessary because it did, it was like on. Do we have the rough, uh, file? Yeah. Do you want to compare? Yeah.

I'm not going to be like, I don't feel ashamed to do this because like I got my work done. you know yes no you're working hard well I'm a singer exactly but here's the updated version so I'll just show you guys put it really close to my eyes here's the this is this is the one

yeah post oh oh that's the original holy shit I'll show you guys I don't care like I'm I'm just I'm in hell like for real I'm in hell so whoa like we got to thank it's a special time not only that we have crossed paths right now in this lifetime,

though I'd feel like we would find each other at any and to make this podcast about put and fuh. But I... Put and for? Pah and foe. Oh, yeah. But to be alive during Face Tune video, Father, Son, Holy Spirit, FaceTime video,

feel so lucky and I feel blessed. And like, also just side note, thank you guys for interacting with my ads. That's a very special thing to me. Your ads are always good. It's always, I want, yeah, everyone should know it does, it does take out a piece of my heart when I, when I feel like I'm making everyone upset. I'm like, they're in their house. It's like, they're in the group text saying, fuck this loser.

But no one is saying that. Give better help a try. I just did this ad shoot. I think I talked about it that I'm really excited about it. I think you'll love it when it comes out. But I had to get hair and makeup. Yeah. Which I really struggle with getting glam because I hate the way I look in it.

But the girls, they like did a great job because I was like, can you just make it look like I'm not wearing makeup and my hair like I rolled out of bed. But something happened when it settled just completely like flat to my head. And the no makeup look almost made me as it wore down, it made me look like I was reversing like reverse wearing makeup. like you were taking makeup off of me almost like like depleted the way I look in this ad if if you see this ad and you say no brooke this is what you look like in real life I'm not interested in continuing to live I really mean that I also I was sitting for it obviously my posture I'm going like this sitting like this gut hanging I'm onto the bed in front of me.

And that's okay. Obviously it's okay. I actually love it. And I'm obsessed with it. I'm thankful for it as well. If you tell me that that's an accurate representation of what you see when you look at me, I'll be facing the other way from now on. And I really mean it.

I really do. Well, that's unfortunate to be perceived. Yes. Well said. Yeah. you know what else is well said wait are we gonna move on can I

I was just gonna hear what insert but if you're not no no I want to hear what you're thinking unless we're gonna move completely on but what else is well said it might transition us out okay wait can you make a note right now I know what else is well said okay I won't ever I won't forget it because really quick I'm just gonna roll through all of the rest of the all of the rest of the shit

you know who I met who yes yes Amelia How? Dems. Well, I posted, I'm in London. When I post, I'm in London so that people that live in these places like, I'm in St. Louis or whatever, I post it. And then I, because I forget who lives in these places.

In London, I was literally having a blank. And she was like, oh, my God, how long are you here, whatever? And so we, on Sunday, before the roast, we went to Primrose Hill to go walk around. Unprecedented wins that day. Unprecedented wins. They closed the park in Primrose, which has like the views of London. Yeah. but we got over there and talked.

Amelia, what you don't see online, Amelia has been at it nose to the grindstone for like 12 years working on chicken chopped different variations of it. Yeah. Like the perception of being an overnight success is so inaccurate for a lot of people. But like listening to her talk about

what she's been working on for so long and like seeing like, oh like you like you have these guests on it's like well I've been working on this thing for a decade yeah you know she's so just like powerhouse of the cell she's literally powerhouse she is the mitochondria mitochondria that woman yeah but she was so normal so much fun we had such a good time that's great and then I flew to london or Ireland I flew to Dublin you saw wicked in London are we can talk about that later or now let's leave a segment for a wicked because I feel like you're like you're gonna take me on a ride okay

that you'll never forget. I saw Wicked in London. It was really cool to go to a theater in London, which by the way, our theaters can go directly to jail. Yeah. It's a theater. It's a theater.

It's a theater. It's a theater. It's a theater in London. And we walked to it. And we had walked to it. And then it's a like full-blown Soho House level. Members only like you can,

there's a full bar. People on their laptops. working and then you go walk in and the movie theater's in there but it's like a cinema club you can go work there by the way never could we in america have a movie theater in the middle of downtown any of any city in america and it's clean nice even i want to hang out there i want to that's the bar i want to go to for happy hour like no noise it was amazing such an amazing viewing experience and it was right downtown if you had a times square movie theater which they must

like it would be genuinely hell on earth I can't even imagine what that would be like that experience but this was amazing anyways we saw it wicked and then so I go to Dublin

we touch down in Dublin Dublin was cool it's just like Boston like it's literally felt like Boston oh yeah I guess that makes sense luck of the Irish luck of the Irish I saw the portal that goes to Philadelphia

I didn't realize there was a Do you mean New York? No, they changed it to Philly. Really? I wasn't there. I just put my finger in my ear. Okay, strike two. Damn.

One, Dublin has cranberry and all their food, which I really like, enjoy it. I like that. I love a cranberry and a savory. My ass is going to start putting cranberry and stuff. Can you fucking believe that they got rid of dried cranberries at Sweet Green? Oh, that's a bummer. I didn't even realize. Years ago they did that.

Oh, I didn't even realize. I want wet cranberry though I want that wet wet I want it to put it on sandwiches It was like such a good addition to grill cheese I would rather do like a cranberry sauce I love the sauce Yeah

I want to know what their UTI rate is like in Ireland Because there's cranberry and everything That's a great question Cranberry soda Cranberry sandwiches everything had cranberry Like no UTIs It's a possibility Talk about luck of the Irish

Yeah Um, we drove. Okay, I just need to say, definitely like the wrong season to visit Ireland. Like, I didn't have a choice, um, with the show. The show was awesome, by the way. The Irish people are probably the nicest people. Most welcoming gracious people I've ever met in my life. Like, every single person was so nice.

I thought I was going to see like bar fights and stuff. No. So sweet. Um, we, basically the sun doesn't come up until like 8.45 a.m. And then the sun goes down at 4 p.m. That's tough. My family joins me in Dublin for the show. And then my mom planned the rest of the trip.

We have a tiny little car. And like that brought us so close together physically. Drove us apart emotionally. We went different directions. Like I, we literally like, and then in addition to the fact that it poured torrential rain the whole day. Like every now and then it would like open up, went to cliffs of Mohi. I think is what you say. I wouldn't know.

Like the cliffs that they took the picture in front of. Every other town we got to, it would take three hours to go to, and then we'd get there, and the sun would be setting, and then there's nothing else to do besides go to a pub. Nothing wrong with me? I'm not complaining about going to the pub. The pub was the best part. The towns were cute, little towns. The last night that we were there, me and my sister go out, and we have some drinks. We meet some people.

Their friend's band was playing. We go home. go to our hotel. We shared a room every night with my whole family, which is just like talk about driving your family apart. You would have loved the plank. But like your parents too. Like you're getting in a fight with your dad in the morning

because he snores and he says I didn't snore. And I tried to snuff you, snuff out your life with a pillow last night. And I threw a pillow at him from across the room. It landed on him and he stopped snoring and I was like, fuck, like did I kill him? Like I was scared that he had suffocated. So then I had to go lift it off and he started stoning again.

And I was like, no. He's fine. Put it back on. I stopped. And then then I got scared again in bed and had to go take it off of them. Could you imagine like I kill my dad? That would suck. Like on accident?

That would suck. Just so I could get a good night's sleep. Yeah. So that night I'd come, let us into the room, me and my sister, we go to sleep, whatever. We wake up the next morning. My parents obviously got up at 8 a.m. And they're like perusing this little town. And I'm like, um, okay, we pack.

It's like 10 a.m. I can't find my passport anywhere. My passport, I didn't bring my wallet to the UK. which is a mistake, but I brought my credit card in my passport, so I was bringing that out. And couldn't find my passport. I'm texting my parents. Have you seen my passport?

Like, did you see it anywhere in the room? They were like, no. I'm dumping out. I'm dumping sack everywhere. Bag out, suitcase out, repacking, under the bed, all over the room. Can't find it, can't find it. Can't find it.

11 a.m. I go downstairs to the front desk. She's like, oh my gosh. I listen to your podcast. Oh. No lobby. I have your passport. I have your passport down here. You just had, you had like,

you had like pulled your card out like left it sitting down here when you like open the door we are so in sync and I said oh no way um she's like I tried to give it to your mom at 8 am she said just leave it here let him learn a lesson oh oh so I spent one whole morning when we only get six hours of sunlight in Ireland and three of it is in the car with my parents my mom spent the whole morning gallivanting around galavanting around galavanting around galway and I was in my room unpacking or repacking all my bags. You want to hear what happened? To learn a lesson. With my passport?

Yeah. I was like, I'm going to get my mom back. Like, I wanted revenge on my mom. I'm like, I'm going to hide your passport for the rest of the trip. But I said, let bygones be bygones. Except now I'm mad again. Yeah. Go ahead.

Just unleashed it all. Got to Florida on Friday to stay with mom and pop up for the weekend. and then go to the cruise on Monday. Monday morning comes. I like shoot up awake at like 5A and remember that I had a brand deal to shoot. And I'm like, oh, shit, because I had to leave for the cruise at like 9.30. So like God had entered my body and woke me up, thankfully. And then I had for some reason needed something in my purse to do the brand deal with.

I go to look for my purse. Oh, where art thou? Where art thou? Where are upon it? Where are thou? Wake everyone up at around 6A. Have you seen my purse? Have you seen my purse?

Gabby had the brilliant idea to track my AirPods that were in my purse. It was just easier for my whole purse to be at the West Palm Beach Airport. And for me to have not noticed that it was gone for three days. Drove to the airport. And by the way, my passport's in there and I have to get on the cruise on international waters via accessing my passport. So if I couldn't find my bag, I couldn't go on the cruise. go to the lost and found at the West Palm Beach Airport. I describe the bag in detail.

It's a small tan bag with a black strap and a charm of a beaded chicken. Can it be that hard? Can I be any more clear? They say, we don't have that. I say, here's my find my AirPods. We're on it. It's right here. And they go, we don't have it.

You can fill out this form. I was like, oh, yay. Like, I just, like, won't be able to go on the cruise. was like, oh, good. I'm filling out the form. They go, oh, wait, is it this? Small tan bag, black strap with a chicken charm. Yeah, it is.

Thank you. God was literally with me so hard. If I had woken up any later, I wouldn't have realized. Yeah. And or had time to go to the airport. Like, whoa. And God was with me again when I had a horrible gas pain on the last night of the cruise and went up to lie down in the suite early

and downward dog to get rid of the gas pain, which put me out of the dining room area just in time for that shrimp to come onto the table. Wow. God is with us. The rest of the song. I, that's awesome. Yeah.

Do you need anything, do you need me to manifest anything while God's here? God, are you here right now? Yeah, yeah. Are you, God, are you speaking through tongues through book? She has been for time. So what would you say to God if she was sitting next year in a Kelly Clark's and collection Wayfair chair?

Um, um, manifest. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. You there. Hey. Hey.

You there. You there. Yeah. I see you over there. Please come and sit right here. Oh, Papa. No. No? No. We're not doing Papa right now. Oh my God. That feels like that felt bad. That feels like I was just scorned like making a sexual advance. That felt really bad.

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See Associate at Lowe's.com for details. Oh, oh my gosh. I saw Remy Boles in concert, too, in Dublin. Speaking of God. Speaking of God That woman If you get an opportunity To see Remy Wolf

If you're even in the same vicinity As Remy Wolf Go see her show She is the best performer Like live performer I've ever seen in my life I've heard that Dead ass serious

Even I don't love going to a concert When someone's gonna chat talk The whole time She was so good at crowd work And she was doing crowd work It was so good and so fun I just can't get over it FBC

For sure And it's just me and my sister and it was interesting. There's no assigned seating, but I think everyone in Ireland is just so nice that they're just like, they just like respect if you, if you're in the ogs.

You were doing the ugs? Yeah. And I just like went, it was just amazing. They also have this really good thing there where like no one vapes inside. Because it's the law or because it's,

I think out of respect for people. Yeah. Which is so crazy because like, you're at a concert and I walked out to get a drink and there's a smoking area and everyone's vaping out there. And I was like,

oh my gosh, I don't even smell. cigarettes. They just don't pay in time. Yeah. Anyways, that was fascinating. And that's all I have for my Chanksgiving. Thank you so much for sharing. I do want to share my Spotify wrapped. Is that didn't share your wrapped? What I was telling you was that like it's not, it's somehow comforting to know that I'm authentic to myself and that I haven't changed in like 15 years. Yeah. But also a little bit

scary to think, hmm, are no change is going to be made in the next 15 years, you know? Because in a perfect world, a few changes would be made, you know? I don't think you have to actively work to change your interests, like, just because you're interested. I'm not working to change my interests. I'm just saying, on one hand, it's sweet that I haven't changed, and on the other hand, it's a little scary. But let me explain what I mean by that.

Yeah, please. My number one top artist is the Glee cast. Yeah. That goes without saying. Okay. Number two, Jonathan Groff. Yeah. I'd actually go ahead and combine those too because most of the glee ones I've been listening to were him. Yeah. Yeah. Number three was one direction. That makes sense. Yeah. For Conan Gray, which is that's. That was a newer edition. Yeah. What's the word I'm looking for? More neurotypical of me. Sure. Yeah. And then the 1975. That I feel like is pretty good. The top artists. Yeah. The songs is where it's. What's unique. Number one top song is Heaven from the Magic Mike soundtrack by Matt Bomer. Yeah.

I would love to know if anyone else's number one song. Anyone else on the planet has that as their number one song. Because if they do, I think that is the person that I meant to be with. Really? Regardless of who they are, what they look like. Hell, they could even have been on the Royal Caribbean cruise. and I would consider them my soulmate. I love the,

I love the way that you've opened yourself up in like this. If their number one was Heaven by Matt Bowmer from the Magic Mike, MMXXL soundtrack, I consider them my soulmate. Wow. Yeah. Fascinating. Number two favorite song was Franklin Shepard Inc., which is that Daniel Radcliffe song I love from Air Lee Roll along.

Okay. Number three was I believe from Book of Mormon. number four was as long as your mind from Wicked. Sure. You'll love that piece when you hear it in this head of movie. Yeah. And five was faithfully by the Glee cast. That makes sense.

Yeah. Journey cover. So that's something, isn't it? Yeah, I feel like it's really similar to last year, the year before. What was last? No, no. I'm just kidding. Oh.

Mine, like, so random. You know how I went through that phase where I was like, I'm not really listening to music besides Tom Mesh. He was obviously my number one artist this year. My top my top three songs, Serena Carpenter. Yeah. I love that.

Yeah. Please, please made it to my most played playlist. Well, I remember the times when I've learned of these songs and one of them is Taste, which I didn't even hear until I started listening to like, I think Mia Espresso was the first

Sabrina Carpenter I ever listened to. And that was when I was in Denver doing the show in Denver, which was during the spring tour. And I remember listening to that, getting ready for shows. I was like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then like later on, please, please came out.

And I was like, I like this one too. And then I went backwards. I was like, I like Bed Kim. Bed Kim was, I like that one too. My second top listen to song this year. But please, please, please, please, please, really. Like, I so rarely listen to a song for the first time and like it. I usually have to listen to it a few times.

So please, please, please, please. the first time I was like, oh, this is great. it just kind of tickled something. It's a tickler. It's a tickler. It gets that itch. Itches me so well. The thing is about her songs,

like, I don't listen to them in the morning. Like, I don't, I listen to them because I want to, like, get hyped up. I'll listen to them on runs or when I'm, like, going to a pre-get, like, getting ready for a show or, like, pre-gameing something. But I don't, like, casually sit around and listen to Springy Carb.

That's why it was so fascinating, which made me realize it's because I was going to do that phase of not listening to music when I'm having downtime. Right. Oh. Right now I'm just. Just listening to Christmas Jazz. Oh, I have to tell you about my new favorite song.

It me. And this is what I was saying earlier about some powerful words that come from this song. Have you heard this song, 10 drunk cigarettes? No. It's by AI. Oh, good. And it is like the most powerful female anthem. It's spectacular.

Connor, let me play it for you. We can play it because it's by AI. Are you sure? No. Because someone still owns it, I think. AI, it's, this is not me endorsing. AI, by the way. It just happens to, to unfortunately be by AI. I think it's a, it's, Brooksov artist is AI. I think it's a, what's the word I'm looking for? Not common property.

Fair use. Fair use. Yes. What are you thinking public domain? Yes, public domain. Common property. Also, some people might call it. Oh, I've heard this. Have you? It's so funny. It's spectacular. So funny. And like, people played it as a bit and we're like, ha ha, yes, this is funny. No, I've taken it further. Like, this is my favorite song. And, like, I've been listening to it long after everyone stopped. That's so funny. Like, I play it for fun. Wait, I listen to this too. Barbie don't eat can. Us girls are doing fine on our own. So if you're a man, leave us alone. Part of my plan. Here we go. We made a music video to this on the cruise. Two lines of Coke. Three dreams from the bar. Four more lines of Coke.

Five times fries. Six of my blood. Seven more lines of Coke. Eight pairs of shoes. Nine baby belts. Now here are the most powerful words coming up. This somehow, like, captured the entire female experience right here. Seriously, I don't need anything from a man.

Actually, maybe give me some money. I don't need money from a man. I don't know my own butt. How good is that? That's so. Yeah, those are the words that not even Emerson himself could write. Seriously, I don't need money from a man. Actually, maybe give me some money.

I don't need anything from a man. I've got my own. I want money from a man. Yes. Yeah. Yes. I do too. We all do.

And that's what's so important about this song, capturing that universal feeling that we all have. That was praise and worship. Yeah. That's my favorite song. So I saw Wicked. great it was so great I also think seeing it in London was really cool too that's powerful yeah it was fun

the home of Jonathan Bailey I was sitting in that room everyone sobbing I sat with Maggie Windsor she's shaking crying um people don't know how emotional that film is going to be I like obviously didn't cry

I felt like I didn't cry um I thought it was great I also felt emot I was like that was a really like electric full of energy performance from the entire cast i didn't feel it maggie obviously got to do her like here's me going into wicked here's me leaving wicked and i was like wait maggie should i do one of me like here's me going into wicked and here's me leaving wicked she was like and like on phase and she was

like no do not do not this is not like a safe community of people you should be crying when you leave wicked like the theater community is not a safe place to like joke around with the scene of Alpha and Glinda in the Osdust ballroom dancing.

Yeah, I need to go to the car. You do. It was not in the play and the way that they brought

the relationship of Alpha Bun and Glinda in that moment like the way that we could feel that that's the scene.

That's the scene that's the killer. Yeah, I enjoyed that too. That was, yeah, that was kind of gut wrenching

in there. Gut wrenching. It was a little it long oh i mean i like tore out my heart threw it across the ass dust see like i was so in the room with them at that point that i was kind of like uh-uh like could they not have started to play music to help the girls out they didn't need anything but themselves it was seriously a like flop of the of the dj to be like not reading their own okay the girls are dancing i think like let's like well the asses ballroom duet give them something it's on the soundtrack and that's what was playing

I just felt bad that they were kind of like moving in silence like that for a while before the music started playing again. I give the girls some background tracks. I do wonder and fear that that was the point. Well, it was too long that part. I'm sorry. Damn. I know. Well, what did you like?

I liked it all. I liked the whole thing. What were your standouts? I texted you my standouts. I obviously thought the end song, Define Gravity was really good. I was biting my nails. whole time during that chase. I kind of like didn't even realize like even after seeing the play that the professor was like evil

the whole time. I forgot about that. I, she's so convincing, isn't she? She was really good. Michelle, you know. Oh my God. I'm obsessed with her and also just like looking at her is intoxicating. Yeah.

There was like a lot of spell on you. You're going to like I can't say anything because I'm like scared to say my opinions. I would. I would be too. Well, listen, I just don't. I think Jeff Goldblum was like a little bit miscast like dare I say oh he was born as the wizard I just I just thought it was like a little bit too much like okay that's Jeff Goldblum right now that's not like okay I thought oh my gosh here's my favorite part Ariana Grande now because I've been online

on Twitter like seeing all I saw all the memes I almost wish that like people hadn't created so many things to accept my expectations because I was ready to really just I had a bitterness going in against Ariana Grande for no reason because I don't even care this is not a movie for me this is not like a movie I've been a fan of for a long time I had no skin in the game the way she blew my socks off of both once in a lifetime talent she was so funny so funny her comedic timing is so good it was unbelievable and I really liked bow and yang too he was great too and I yeah I was just like kind of blown away by those two. Yes, I agree.

And it was really good. Yeah. So obviously like a shock to see Ethan Slater every time he came on screen. But can I say something? Honestly, I actually can't. Thank you. No, I disliked myself. I can't say it.

Okay. Yeah. Appreciate it. I'm not, I'm not nervous at all because I've already stated like this was not a movie for me. Like, that's fine if I'm not, I don't have a fair critique because again, I've never read the book. I've seen the play one time.

And that was my first time seeing it. The book is like so different from the play and the movie. Like it's very dark. How are they re-releasing books with like Ariana Grande and Cynthia on the book cover? Isn't the same book? Are they? The book? Yeah, I think it's just with the cover of.

With our-Gregory McGuire book? Now it's a movie is what they're like. It's like a collector. It's like now a feature film. Because it's so different that I like wouldn't even. That's shocking. Yeah, it is shocking. Yeah, it's that first one.

Oh. Yeah, that's a A money grab False advertising. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. What were you thinking? Well, I was just going to say my only critique of the movie

that I do think is like a perfect film is Bach, unfortunately. Yeah. Because the part of dancing through life where he is getting Nessa to dance and he sings like let's dance in the Broadway soundtrack is like one of my favorite notes. And it just doesn't, it didn't translate it coming, coming from this ball. Oh, no. Sad.

Yeah. Sad. And so now I switch dancing through life after I've listened to Jonathan Bailey's part eight times. That's only when I'll press next. I wonder if that will make my Spotify wrapped. It doesn't I checked yesterday. It will.

If I'm next. It's 30 seconds. You're good. 10 seconds? 30. 30 seconds. But yeah. Oh, interesting.

I struggled with that. Really did, Connor. I hate to say it. And I feel horrible. I really do. No, you don't need to. Okay. It's okay.

Yeah. To write as a movie goer. Would you ever see yourself listening to the wicked soundtrack? No. Okay. Okay. No, I did have some songs stuck in my head throughout the day. Which ones?

If you don't mind me asking. Um, I guess dancing due life when I was leaving. You like that one? But I didn't know any of the other words. I just kept saying, da, da, da. What did you think about Jonathan Bailey? That was great. Yeah.

Yeah. To say at least. Yeah, he's great. Yeah. He is, I've said this before, but watching him, I had only felt something similar once before when I had seen high school musical for the first time. It's that kind of realizing this is a once-in-a-lifetime experience of a triple threat. I had one more critique, but I'm not going to say it because I don't want to.

Okay. I don't want to. That's fine. I'm not like ready to diffine myself from all sides. Yeah. Maybe in like a month I'll say it. Okay. I know what this one is, I think.

Yeah, and I already disagreed with you. And that's fine. Yeah, it is. Totally. But yeah, it was an amazing movie. I like, if it was, so many people weren't so involved, like, someone posted on Twitter yesterday, it was like, oh, M.G, I didn't realize he had a baby carrot on his fork in this scene. And it was boniang and, like, his fork. Someone quote to you.

It was like, holy shit, you people are running out of things to say. Also, so many people are like, I just picked up on this Easter egg. And it's like, no, babe, that's just the plot of the movie. When someone was like, oh, look, in the beginning, it's like, it's, it's the Wizard of Ozcast walking. Oh, shit. Yeah. I knew that. Yeah.

Like, that's just the plot. And they're, like, picking out, like, lyrics that are like, oh, this is an Easter egg. And it's like, no, that's just like, understanding what the lyrics mean. I like, people that are like, wait, you didn't realize that? And it's like, no, I have a job. Yeah. So, like, I don't, I'm not analyzing every frame of the movie. I watch, I'm almost done watching all the Harry Potter's again, which was a lovely experience.

What a great experience over the holidays, too. Yeah, I'm glad that I saved. I watched one during Halloween. I watched one during Thanksgiving, and I watched two on the flights going to and from. Do you have a favorite HP movie? Listen, I have a lot of critiques of HP now. And I wish that I... Let yourself enjoy something.

I can't, Brooke, because here's the thing about Harry Potter. If I am going to college and this twerk, no offense, is coming in and like putting us on freaking like death watch every 45 minutes. I'd be like, I am paying tuition. Like remove him from the school. This is not like we're all paying tuition. This is not a fair university experience for us. He is like, like every single class.

Look at any of their class scenes that they're sitting there in class three minutes. Class is dismissed. Everyone, everyone, class is dismissed. Go back to your quarters. It's like, I want a normal semester. Things are happening outside of Harry. I know, but like no one would be attacking the school. Like put Harry, put him in Fiji or something.

Well, let's look at it this way. Chamber of Secrets would have been open regardless of Harry. That had nothing to do with him. He was just tapped in. Yeah. I know it's a movie. Yeah. Like me overlooking the fact that it's.

But he also, look at it this way, he's the only one that really can save them also. I'm like picking out of the plot holes like what the hell like these people are paying tuition. and Loki, it's a movie about a magic university. Yeah. Get a grip. My bad. All good. But I do love watching the movies.

At face value, it's really, really nice to just be like, oh, this is cozy. I've been having a really hard time enjoying books. Not enjoying books. I've been enjoying books, but I've had a really hard time, like, thinking they're good. Good. Yeah, I've been, like, breezing through them and loving them and then finishing them and being like, ugh, that was disappointing. Yeah.

That's the sunken cost. that I always talk about. I'm like, I wish I wouldn't have done that. No, it's not even that I wish I wouldn't have done that. It's just like I have, I have been waiting for a five-star read for since I finished, um, Akatar. I've only had one come close since then. And Thorn of Glass, too. Maybe your standards are too high. They might. I think now I'm just that I've, I'm writing. I'm like so focused on. Yeah. Let yourself enjoy something. Yeah. Yeah. 150. I have a question. Yeah. I don't know. know if I've talked about this before in here, but it came up again. If I donated to someone's dog's cancer treatment, go fund me and the dog died, like, right away. Do I get, like, there's no way that you, because it was like the first treatment. So like, but like, it was a lot of money. That's, you're out, you're out that money. What are, you should ask them for it back. Well, like, what are you going to do with that? I saw how much you raise. Like, what are you? Yeah. Go ahead and ask,

ask them for that back. Okay. I'm sorry, but like, it's not like you don't have to plan it. There's not costs that go. It's a, you know, it's the dog. Like the dog has now passed away. He didn't receive the treatment at all. He died before he getting the treatment. You are not, there's no like funeral costs and like you're not out of work for a while because you lost a spouse or loved like someone in your, like, you're, like, you do move.

Have you looked at the GoFundMe and like seen if there are comments or anything? I haven't recently, but I do think that the update provided said he did not make. And I'm looking at that bar saying, not only did we complete your goal, we gave a surplus, which is nice because if the dog was in treatment, maybe you could treat yourself to some dinner. If you couldn't leave, the dog has left, Earth now? What are we going to do with these funds? Maybe they could donate it to a dog cancer research. Are you going to barefoot sandals resort in Jamaica? Maybe we could, I just need to, like, I need closure.

You need closure. I'm sure they would also love clothes. But like we as a people like would all like to know where the money. Maybe it's just me. I'm using my platform to throw the question out there. What do we do if it go fund me? Hmm. It's no longer necessarily relevant.

I think it's a good question. It's more, I don't know if it's morally sound. Like it's not a question a lot of people are brave enough to ask. Thank God we have you. And hey, I'm nervous for what's going to happen online, the discourse after I've said that. No, I think it's an interesting question. And I think that it becomes the responsibility of the person who is raising the money to let everyone know where that money is going.

Yeah. I love the idea of donation. I was thinking that has now been cashed out. I have become so obsessed with donating to ALS research. Good. Yeah. I can't stop. That's awesome.

Actually, I can't get into ALS right now as we've exceeded our time limit, but I want to encourage everyone to go ahead and donate to ALS research. I also want to provide a main episode update about my stomach because it's just been like on topic of conversation. I started taking pre and probiotics. I'm like completely so happy and healthy. So wasn't, wasn't any organ failure, wasn't any organ failure. wasn't anything totally healthy feeling great stool sample has been sent in and i will update everyone

when it comes back thank you i assume they're going to be like yeah you're fine i'm looking forward at the results thanks we've really like opened up a conversation that has made me comfortable talking about us both comfortable how are the digestiefs um feeling a little bit better thank you yeah not so much upchucking anymore that's good yeah i had an aperitivo i had the best meal in my life last night. I guess we can talk about it in the bonus. Let's talk about it in the bonus. Oh my gosh. Okay. Love you all. Thank you so much for tuning in and we will see you in the bonus. Wait.

What? Hold up. What's today? Next episode, we have a very, very, very special guest. Oh, I'm nervous. Oh my God. You should be nervous. No, we should not be nervous. It's an amazing, amazing guest that we have on. We're both massive fans. My hands just got, just got clean. And you're like not going to expect who it is. No. It's like so random positive connotation. Not random and like we've talked about them but it's just like not you're just not going to expect it.

It's random in the sense that like how did you guys get? Right. It's like you wouldn't them. How did you? No, that's not their pronouns. I'm not saying just to give a little more. No, whatever. Come on.

You didn't misgender anyone. Okay. All right, we will see you, specifically you, and the bonus today. And we will definitely see you next week. Please like, mostly subscribe. You don't even have to like it. Just subscribe to our YouTube channel, please. Where are we, Izzy, please.

Come on, Izzy, please tell us we're at 100K right now. Too me, Izzy. We're so close. We'll see it in one second. We are, oh my God. We're in the 90s. Yes. We are at 92,000, you guys.

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