Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - The Liver King For Girls

Episode Date: July 27, 2023

SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://youtube.com/@bncmap  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv  This week, Brooke and Connor break down the wonders of the cottage cheese and mustard plate, what they would do if they ever met an alien, and Connor’s . Plus, they have a very special surprise for a very special project… Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/  If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc  Go to https://Quince.com/bandc to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BANDC and get on your way to being your best self. Try Truly Hard Seltzer today and see what the Lightly Fantastic life is all about. Please drink responsibly. On Tinder, it starts with a Swipe. Download Tinder today and explore all of the possibilities for yourself. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 Method Acting in a Parking Garage 1:02 Intro 1:36 Advice for When You Lose Your Car 2:40 Play the Damn Thing! 3:21 We Stand in Solidarity 4:10 Get These Shows on BROADWAY! 5:28 Where’s My Dad?  7:11 Brooke is GOING to Finding Nemo Jr.  7:57 You’re Gonna be a STAR, Kid 8:28 Corn Kid’s Downfall 9:05 Microdosing Where’s My Dad 10:04 Quince 12:18 Absolutely Vile Mukbangs  16:24 Baby Carrots & Seeing God 17:07 Sausage Squirts To-Go 20:37 The Magic Chew 22:16 Charcuterie Board’s Humble Beginnings 23:58 BetterHelp 25:38 We Forgot We Were Podcasting 26:20 Housekeeping! 26:59 B&C Make a Pizza Sneak Preview 27:52 Sub to the New Channel! 30:22 Connor’s Action-Packed Weekend 30:44 The Need for Seed 31:16 Everyone Looks Like Jack Martin 31:53 Throwing Up at Workout Class 32:46 Truly Hard Seltzer 34:42 Cowboy Boots ON for Country Night 36:42 One Glass of the House Milk Please 37:37 Giddy at the OC Fair 38:26 Midland vs Morgan Wallen 38:46 Zipper Free-For-All 40:03 Sucked Off by the Abduction Zone 42:18 Starfishing 44:05 DOH! 45:32 Standing on the Y-Axis 46:20 Tinder 47:51 MGK Could NEVER 49:24 The World Needs to Know About Brooke’s Weekend 50:01 Double Booked & Fuming 52:29 Crying on Frankie Grande’s Shoulder 53:59 Post-Gummy Gas Leak 55:44 Darren Chris in Concert 57:29 Maturing with the Concert Experience 58:21 Reclaiming Negative Associations 59:28 Unintentional Drunk Merch Promo 1:00:20 Shfifty Five Flashback 1:01:02 Sensei Teaches Connor a Lesson 1:02:49 UFO Live Hearing is TOO Live 1:03:44 Beauty Standards For Aliens 1:05:06 UFO Updates 1:05:43 Accidental WhistleBlower 1:06:31 Vegas UFO Crash Lore 1:08:48 Ethically Clout Chasing Aliens 1:09:28 Heading to Close Friends! 1:10:55 Leaving Off with Jeremy Strong 1:12:07 THIS WEEK on Close Friends! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Your next obsession is waiting. Watch only on Prime. Where's my dad? I'm all alone I do think I would be a good actress Because like I in that moment I'm like where where's my dad Where the hell's my dad?

I literally like method That's so hard that song And any other song really I can put myself in their shoes Well yeah because how often day to day do you think I'm way too small To be here alone That's every other thought When I'm in a parking garage I can't find my car

I'm on my hands and knees fists on the ground where's my dad I'm all alone Can a car get towed from a parking garage Yes it can

No it can There's an eight foot limit When you drive in There's got to be tow trucks for that specifically No there's not There's just one really strong man man.

Hey Brooke. Hi, Connor. Are you ready to MAP? I'm ready to pee. Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome. Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five. Where were you?

In Pennsylvania. Touch grass, might I suggest. We're just going to dive right in today. Every time I drive past the Beverly Center, I think of you losing your car in that parking lot and having to sleep over at my house because you just couldn't find it. I was crying. I know. Yeah, I was crying.

Oh, that was sweet. Yeah, it was special. I had tweeted, I said, feeling super vulnerable right now. Does anyone have any hacks to finding your car in a parking garage? By the way, found it. The next day. The next day, I went back and I swallowed my pride

and I asked a man on a golf cart if you wouldn't mind driving every floor like a maze. And he He starts on the first floor, which is where my car was. I was like, oh, hey, dude, parking garage is upstairs. He goes, oh, no, it starts here. Where's my car on the first floor? The battery died in my key clicker thing, so I can't use the horn.

Ooh, that's good. To find it from my distance. That's very good. Let's just play it Let's just stop beating around the bush Let's play the damn thing Let's play the damn thing I'm all alone

Okay I have the clip if we want to pull up But I can't Brooke and I both separately Can't get this little clip out of our head There's this There's this little star And he's got a puppet And Connor might I just applaud you

For your interest in musical theater? Okay well I've got these things with I got this thing with animated films about the ocean. And other than that, I fucking hate movies. Me too. Until, I just wait, let's preface, let's preface the preface. Can we?

Can we? Yeah. We just want to say that we are, have never been in more solidarity. With both the actors and the writers and every other staff behind the scenes until they get paid. 100%. So. Appropriately. Yeah, so there might be some topics that we are not discussing today, and that is just because we are in solidarity right now.

It's not because we're not relevant and growing day to day. And it's not because we don't have information. We have so much information. And yo, now you're thinking, oh, did they just have nothing to say? No, we've got a lot to say. In fact, we have a whole hour today that you'll hear us say stuff. But we're choosing not to say some things because solidarity. All right.

Back to you. So there's this little man, and he's got this puppet. And this puppet is the most haunting image of Nemo made out of one pixel. And he's been given the role of Nemo. And what I assume must be a local theater rendition of a movie. Yeah. And if you're watching on YouTube, you can see the clip. If you're just listening, enjoy.

Like, I don't know what else to say. I would start some sort of campaign to get this on Broadway. Because I think it's already Broadway worthy. It already has the seeds. Or at least off Broadway. I got to see this in person. Yeah. I got to get my eyes on this little star.

It needs to be accessible or at least to have him in a touring group. Yeah. Or do you remember Ratatoui the Musical from TikTok? Mm-hmm. Do that. Guess what? Your mind's actually going to explode at this. What are you going to tell me?

Guess who the main guy in Ratatoo of the musical was? Andrew Barth Feldman He looks like him They look the same What was his name Luigi? He looks like a little mouse chef No no no no no he was the guy The person, the human

Oh he was the human Uh huh Oh well they look alike as well Okay So oh so there is a musical for this Okay well I need we need to play the clip Let's play this clip Let's play this clip

This guy needs Let's do one not singing along And then one singing along Okay yeah yeah let's do that Where's my dear? Because I got mad. Up here. Oh my God.

You don't have chills right now? I hope no one was driving when they heard that. It's so good. May you rest. And I hope and pray and I think it will. I hope that pitch and that voice transfers to when he goes through puberty. Oh, Brooke. Don't wish evil upon others.

No, I'm wishing good. I'm hoping that it stays. Me too. I mean. Because you just don't know. What is this? I don't know. Okay, but I need to do one singing along.

I was itching during that. Okay, well, I'm sure it'll play here. Okay. You're going to take this with me as a duet. Yeah, I know. Where's my dad? I'm all alone. I'm too small to be here on my own.

I swam away. Because I got mad. Very good, Connor. I'm... We can't. Let's leave that to the experts. Yes. Wow.

Wow. Do we have his name? God, I'm sweating. Did we have any information? BCC presents... Let's figure out what BCCT is so we can show up. Oh, BCCCT.org. We're going to get up to the bottom of this.

BCCCT is Brick Community Children's Theater in Brick. New Jersey. Oh my God. Looks like we're going to? Because I'm going to Philadelphia next week, which is close to New Jersey. Bordering, actually. What are the dates? August 4th, I'll be there.

I will be there. Do you want to come? You can stay with me. I can't. I have my show that week. Oh, shoot. Could you cancel? I might.

I wonder. Because it's for a limited time only. It's only the fourth, fifth, and sixth. It's just not going to happen for me. That's a shame. But I wonder if we could, I wonder if we could drum up of enough demand for the BCC to hit the road, to take the road. I think they should hit the road. This kid, mark our words.

Star. Star in the making. You're going to be a star, kid. He at least is going to be something for a bit of time. A king. Like at least, he'll at least have the, like, corn kid. Like, what happened to the corn kid where he was just like a viral sensation for a bit of time. I wish at least that for him.

you didn't like the corn song where is he now where is corn kid now I don't know Connor no I wish more for this kid What was the corn thing anyway I like corn I like corn

Oh it's corn Really good Don't get that back Don't think of that No I'm not I'm just trying I mean because it sucks for me Because as a corn file It was hard for me to watch it

Be taken in such a crazy direction Commodifying corn for the masses. Here's what I'll say. That jingle was good at first and then it just got used way too much. Do you think that could happen to where's my dad? Like could you ever get sick of where's my dad? Yeah.

So then I think you need to take precautions so that doesn't happen. Well, luckily I'm not on TikTok like crazy right now. So I'm only getting it when I seek it out and I have the video saved to my phone. How many times a day do you play it? It's three, probably. That would be a good, is there a way to, like, extract a sound from a video and make your alarm clock? Yeah. Okay, figure that out for me.

That's how you make yourself sick on a song, though. But that's the only way I'd get out of bed if it was where's my dad compelling me to wake up. Okay. Or you could make your alarm the corn song, so you would want to turn it off so badly that you would wake up. That's what I think. I think I would roll over and go into a world of my own. kind of if if where's my dad was playing oh you did that speaking of tic-tok and asmr this is actually a great segue way okay i know you haven't been on tic-tok a lot but have you seen the girl well here's

let me tell you why i why i haven't been on tic-tok because it's summer obviously it's prime time summer my tic-toks have actually they are on vacation in um flop city USA and they're enjoying their time there I'm not on TikTok as a creator. I'm on TikTok as a consumer and a user. That's cool. I should really, I should switch. I should reframe. I encourage you to consume content because maybe that would inspire you.

So speaking of inspiring content, there's this woman and it's a muckbank situation where she, Mookbong, where she has a plate of, we'll start with the cottage cheese and then onto the cottage cheese. and then onto the cottage cheese it goes mustard okay and that becomes a dip a one a one hit wonder dip okay then we have a huge um like chicken sausage okay and then just like tons of fruits and veggies hearts of palm brussels broccoli and apple radishishes check this out because it is simultaneously so vile and also so intoxicating like i could not look away if i'm going to hold my questions still after Okay, okay. Okay.

Today is a chicken sausage with mustard. Oh, hot. A raw Brussels sprout with mustard. Pickled okra with some mustard. Okay. Radar. She's in her car with this, too. Ooh.

I like radishes. Your favorite thing in the world. Hearts of palm with mustard. Raw broccoli. That's good too. I love raw broccoli. I know you do. Raw asparagus with mustard.

That's like just when you think she's done. Gross. Wait till the fruit. Dragon fruit. No mustard right now. All right. I have a question. Oh, and a Japanese sweet potato.

Oh, and a Japanese. That looks good. Is it raw? I think that's cook. Okay. No mustard. Watermelon candy electrolytes. Uh-huh.

We always do the electrolytes. I went today to try to find other brands of parts of palm fruit. Did she know the water bottle wasn't going anywhere? She's very just like intense. Girl, that's your world. Girl, that's your water bottle. She's not coming back for it. You can't enjoy it.

Drinking and eating. The crunch of the sausage is something that I dread and look forward to at the same time. It's so interesting. Now that crunch. And it squirts too. That's what I was saying. You really have to be careful when you're crunching into that first bite of a, because there's buildup.

Uh-huh. And it's hot, hot, searing liquid. And you don't know where it's going to go. Uh-huh. You can't aim it. Totally. That crunch? Totally.

More behind that crunch. Okay. So there she is with her crunch. What do you think about the food mixture? I have so many questions because I thought I kind of was understanding the vibe. So she doesn't cook and I get that because I know like a lot of times when you when you boil. Cook the sausage. The sausage is cooked, which is good because if she would have started with a raw sausage, we could have stopped the video.

Right. But so she is not cooking anything else. So I'm thinking that she is one of those people that subscribe. describes to the notion, which is true, kind of, that you lose a lot of, you forego a lot of nutrients when you boil the broccoli. I think this girl's obsessed with nutrients right now. So she's loving her nutrients. Loving the nutrients.

Loving the nuch. Yeah. But I just want to say, like, if I had this plate, I would be, like, doubled over. Yeah. With, like, the worst gas cramps. I'm saying there's no way she's pooping today. Oh, I think she might.

might be pooping too much today. No, I think that those things make it really, really hard to digest. When I watch your Edith raw Brussels sprout, you saw me that one day when I ate all those carrots. Oh, that was a hard thing to see. I thought I was going to die. Yeah. I just have never had the problem of, like, not being able to get stuff out. It's just, it's coming out too much.

I encourage you to eat an entire bag of baby carrots. Yeah. It puts the fear, it puts the fear of actually God. and you can't even accept your death because it's like, no, where there's a knife inside you cutting its, there's something inside you cutting its way out. No, I know. That's the closest I've ever been to having to take one of my friends to the hospital

when you ate that bag of carrot. I had to lay down in an outdoor mall. Yeah. I remember it like it was yesterday. It was horrible. It was a bad experience for me. Okay, so she is, what is the purpose behind her doing this? I think just health reasons.

What's the purpose behind her packaging it and taking it on the go in her car? I get eating in your car. totally do, but I also get, sometimes when I have a meal with a medley of, of, what is that word, accruciments, then I know that that radish is ending up under my car seat and then I'm not, that radish is going to be found by my ancestors millions of years because I won't get that radish out from under my seat. It does seem like she plated it inside and then took it to her car. I think she has kids, so maybe she needed a quiet space to film. I don't know. That's my best guess. Maybe this isn't that crazy. It's just not for us. I think I like, I just can't stop watching them.

I can't stop watching the crunch of the sausage and the squirt of the sausage. And then just everything else, the way it's dipped. Because she usually, like, and here she just used the mustard really primarily. Usually it's a huge dollop of cottage cheese as well as the mustard, which I'm just like, I don't like either of those things. And yet I want them. And I'm disgusted at the same time.

I guess that's what's getting me. It's the two emotions conflicted with each other. And yet they have come together as one. There's two wolves in fact. and want at the same time. What would you call that? Disgust and want like a guilty pleasure. Yeah, these videos are my guilty pleasure.

Yeah. Yeah, that's it, Connor. Nothing wrong with that. Let's watch the crunch of the sausage one more time. Yeah, because it sounds like she's biting. An apple. She's biting through a log. Uh-huh.

Or an apple, yeah. Yeah, and that one wasn't as wet as the other one. Can we see what her whole thing is? What's her deal? What's like the, what are people saying about Tiffany McGee? It's always the crunch of the sausage for me. For me too.

Does it taste different if you don't say with mustard? I haven't seen you in two days because of the freaking, oh, okay. This is an old one. Someone's actually mad about the Titan sub getting in the way of watching this content. Watching this content. Someone's actually furious. Yeah, totally. You want to see another one of her videos?

Sure. I don't hate what she, I don't hate her thing. I think it's... No, I don't either. That's why I'm... It seems like a plate of food that would be out at like a Fourth of July party. I wouldn't think twice. Yeah, I also do wonder about like the...

I don't know. I just never think of eating fruit with meat. Really. Like I wouldn't do a sausage. Let's say this, for example, wouldn't do sausage broccoli and a banana. Okay, that wouldn't come to my mind. This is out of left field.

Okay. This selection. Let's see. And dinner today I have a chicken apple sausage with mustard. Okay, that was a good. And cottage cheese. Oh, that was a bad one. Her eyes rolled back in her head.

That's crazy. You know what it is, Connor? I'll tell you my second, Connor. She's in a different car. Her eyes are rolling back. cheese. Get on there. A radish with some mustard. This is like liver king for girls.

Yeah, I guess. The banana's touching the mustard. And the cottage cheese. Yeah, that's fine. But to touch the mustard is beyond. You know what I think it is? I think she has the magic chew, which is something that my mom has, where it's like anything that she eats, even if I don't like it, the way she's chewing makes it look so good. And then I'll take something from my mom because she's magic chewing and I'll hate it And it's not the same

But then she takes it back and I'm like damn that looks great Yeah It's kind of like I would never make myself A peanut butter and jelly but when my mom's making one Which hasn't happened in 10 years I don't know why that was the example But when she makes it It tastes so good

It seemed like a cassidia Yeah but I guess for me it's like I don't like these foods But I like watching her eat them They make me want to eat them And I know if I tried to eat them them I would feel sickly. Well, her chewing isn't grossing me out.

Oh, interesting. I wonder why. That's the magic chew for me. That's the magic chew for you is just like baseline, like not being disgusted. Yeah. Well, let's see her eat this banana because this might gross me out. No mustard. Can she get a different brown?

I don't remember what this is called. What is that? That's a fig. This is a date roll. That's a piece of poo. That's shit from a butt. Something nasty. That's what your shit from my butt looks like.

That did not look like poop. Let's see her swallow this water bottle hole. A little water bottle with watermelon candy. Oh, like, delight. That was very mild. She's learning. Wow, okay. Yeah.

Something to think about it. I'm kind of excited to get my veggie on later. Oh, what's she doing here? Oh, how to assemble. Do you want to learn? No. Okay. I see it.

She just puts it on a plate. Yeah. I've seen a charcuttery board. It's not a charcutory board. I mean, anything can be a charcutory board. Did you know charcutory board? Hank just told me this. It's just meats.

That's like where it got the name. Charcutory board. So everyone's kind of taken it and ran with it. What does meat have to do with charcutory? Or maybe it's just cheese. It's just, it started as just something. Maybe like char. Like you charcutor.

Cheese and charcutory board. What does sharkoutary mean? Using salt to cure meat, yeah, dates back to the Roman Empire. Using all portions of the animal reduced waste, while adding salt and herbs and spices resulted in a truly delicious, perfectly preserved product. That, the term charcutory comes from two French words, chair, which means flesh?

Well, no. It means sitting down in my chair. I love to sit and cute which means cooked so it means cooked flesh so it's meat oh that makes me want it a lot

not that you put it in the cooked flesh term yeah cooked flesh yeah that makes me hungry from the French word chair which means flesh I'm uncomfortable in my leather chair right now because of the flesh relation

yeah is it I don't know is it Kelly Clarkson Wayfair Collection vegan No, it's made out of animals that Kelly kills herself. It's giving flesh. Okay, we need to do the housekeeping things. We got it.

Oh, shoot. We got it. Whoa, my God, crap. No, that can't be right. We have not been going to 22 minutes. Hey, guys. We didn't go for 22 minutes on Sharkoo. Welcome to Brooklyn.

Welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast. I hope everyone's having an awesome Thursday. I hope everyone enjoyed the past 22 minutes and 24 seconds of us for getting that we had a podcast and to welcome you back. It's like you guys walked in our home and we were already chatting and we weren't going to stop to say hi to you until we finished our conversation, which makes sense. It's like we're, so anyways, welcome back and we have some housekeeping stuff. Brooke, do you want to take a pecan? Yeah, I'd love to. And might I just say very good intro, you're getting really good at that. Thank you. Okay, that's awesome. Yeah.

Okay. So here's the housekeeping as follows. Keep subscribing to the new channel. We have really exciting content coming soon. And as a little treat for you guys, we're going to show you a little bit of a promo for that exciting content. It's our first video. And this is something we filmed, was it a year ago? Almost a year ago, which is really exciting because, you know, it's fun to be young. And yeah, this is Brooke and Connor make a pizza. And let's roll the clip.

Hey, guys, welcome back to B&C, make a P. except for the pee today is a pizza. What are you thinking about when you're spanking the dough? What do you think? What do you do? Do we need to scrub in or anything? I'm gonna scrub in too. I swam with Baluga.

Don't. This felt like the top of the Baloolewale's head. I got like some dainty hands. Okay. I just told you don't put you on here. Now you gotta do it all over. Shit, you know, I'm cooking. Sorry, I made the little squeal.

Whoa, okay. Did you just touch you up in? Deep, no, first thing. Deeper. Yeah, it's an oven. We don't know who the judges are. Oh, I love you guys. It's got a big bite of broccoli. Oh, in a bad way?

Mm-hmm. This is really spicy. Yeah. The Brooke and Connor Make a Pizza Champion Award, officially, goes to. Wow. Poor God. It takes his pizza's good. Oh, you'll have to wait and see.

You'll have to wait and see, but... Can I say that about the trophy, is he? Okay, well, this trophy? we've had back there that's been a little Easter egg to our pizza video one of us won that trophy and it's up to you to figure it out who won by subscribing

to our channel right now right now and then right now right now. That's what you're doing! And then you'll be able to see Brooke and Connor make a pizza the second that that's released very soon. YouTube.com

slash at sign what is that called? BNC MAPE. What is the at symbol called the at symbol at at at and um so we will be posting a lot of different kinds of content so as well as our usual podcast episodes and we'll also be doing giveaways on the channel so yeah keep an eye out for that really exciting stuff go ahead and subscribe cannot stress that enough you'll be you'll be you'll be you'll be glad you did pleasantly pleasant it I guarantee it we guarantee it.

Yep. So hop on over there. And if you have any ideas, anything you want us to do, anything other people do that we could do better because anything other people are doing, brick dozen heels. 100%. Say it louder.

Anything other people are doing, brick does in heels. One heel in front of the other. The other one's on my goddamn neck. Anything a man can do, a woman is doing in heels. That's right. So you can see us in our heels on YouTube. slash at BNCMAP. And I'm so stoked on that.

Me too. It's going to be really interesting. If you want to see us do anything, like I said, just like get engaged and drop a comment. To each other? Get engaged with our content. I thought you were asking if people, if you, never mind. Get engaged in the sense of ROI. I thought you were suggesting we do that for a video.

I would love to, Brooke and I would love to come to officiate a wedding. Mm-hmm. That would be fun. Brooke and Connor make a marriage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's basically all the stuff.

I'm super excited for that. We also have like an exciting thing coming out pretty soon too that I'm excited about. No, maybe something. Oh, yeah. Connor's right. Okay. So. Don't hear that often.

Do we? Don't hear that one very often. How was your weekend? It was good. It was honestly, probably one of the best weekends I've had in a very, very long time. Connor,

that's awesome. It was activity filled, which I love. I love to have activity, something to go do. Friday, basically I did some stuff I saw Jack Martine on Friday. We caught up.

How's Jack? He's great. It was awesome. We hadn't really had a in-person conversation like a lot of time. So we had a lot of catching up to do that. That's good. He still hasn't gotten his seed from me. He told me that.

He said I didn't realize it would be such a national affair. And I said, yeah, well, the people need... Whose fault is that? The people now know that you have a need for seed. Also, can I ask why every boy on my TV looks like Jack Martin nowadays?

Broke, it's so important that we address the elephant in the room. Why does every celebrity look like Jack Martin? Good question. I do not have an answer. All I know is that it is an epidemic or a pandemic? What's the difference?

Both. It's both. Very cool. It's ground fucking zero. There's something he's like the... Unprecedented. He's like mattress firm. Why are there so many on every street corner that...

Why are there so many Jack Martins everywhere? Yeah. I mean, I'm not complaining. No, I love Jack. Wouldn't dream of it. No. There he is in all his glory. That picture below, that picture on the left.

Oh. We went to a workout class together. And there was a guy with a camera. So Jack Martin and I go to Santa Monica to this workout class, and there's a floater with a camera. Jack gets this photo. He infeeded that. He enfeeed that.

I am cropped out of this photo in the back, throwing out behind a trash can on the beach. Yeah. They gave me the class for free because I spent half of it behind the trash can vomiting. Uh-huh. That was a hard day for everyone, except for Jack. The guy got it on camera.

Like, don't look at me. I left. I just had it up and I got an Aussie bowl because that's kind of like doing a full workout. Yeah, I love it. Oh, you do CrossFit? I had a bowl of smooth. I had a smoothie bowl.

That was your workout. Anyways, then I saw Jack, did some other stuff and then I had country night on Friday night, which was a blest. It's this, there's really no, in L.A., there's no country bars, especially like West Side. There's nowhere that I can, There is one.

On the west side. I'll remind me to tell you later. I don't know the name of it. Okay, we'll look into that. Okay. There's really none where you can go, wear your boots. You can't boot scoot and boogie. There's no Luke Combs.

There's no, you know, there's no, there's Taylor Swift everywhere. Right. That's the epidemic. Jack Martin and Taylor Swift. And so my friends have started this thing where they do events at different bars where they just, they have a DJ come out and they alternate mixes with, popular like country music old stuff brad paisley and everyone's dressing up and coming out and having fun and it was blast we we line danced which is just always that's amazing what's the difference

between line dancing and square dancing same okay because i used to square dance yeah oh we got we got to bust a move together pretty soon um brook and connor do line dancing yeah brooke and connor you know i have a pair of cow girl boots i know make that too i have two as well Gary needs a new pair of shoes. Very cool, very cool. Oh, Connor, you should go to the Cowboy Palace Saloon. Oh. Where is that located?

Oh, we found a country bar in Petaluma. Ooh, how far away is Petaluma? It's time for me to hit the road so I can go drink a couple of Bud Lights and Cowboy Palace Saloon. Okay, so there is a severe lack of country music bars. They put on this event where they play country music and stuff and everyone comes out and drinks milk and dances and it's a blast. Because it's just something country about a big glass of, big gallon jug of milk. Oh, I had no idea. So I took a big couple gulps.

You know what? I like milk and I'm proud. I like dairy and I'm proud. Was it house milk? What do you mean by house milk? House milk. Like the house milk? Like the house red?

Like if you go to a poppy shop and you get the house milk, it's like just like whole milk. Yeah, I'll have a. Yeah, I'll have a tall glass of your finest house. House milk. I'll have, do you have any milk on tap? No, I'm really serious. If you go to a coffee shop and just ask for the house milk, they'll just give you the house milk.

Is it dairy or is it just whatever they have? That's going to be a dairy option. I was asking is it like the real, like, you know, cow milk. Interesting. I'm going to try it today. Do it. I'm going to order my Cortado with whatever. Yeah, the house.

Milk on the house. Okay. That's great. It won't be on the house. It will be the house milk. We'll cross that bridge. Yeah. Let us know how it goes next.

Yeah, I will. You know I will. Yeah. So I had to milk and then Saturday I lounged. I watched three hours of TV in the morning. It was great. I watched some cartoons. And then went down and I went to the Orange County Fair, the O.C.

Fair, which was awesome. There's rides. We went on rides. We get to the O.C. fair. It's a classic fair and you go in and I was literally, I looked at my friends I went with and I was like, are you guys like so excited to be at the fair? And they were like, yeah, I'm giddy. And then a listener of B&CMAP, Ahmad, I think his name was, goes, hey man, like we listen.

I listened to the podcast. And he was like, are you excited? Because I was like grinning year to ear. And I was like, yeah, I'm really excited. So I went on some rides and then I went and saw Midland. another country band so I think it really country music and I think there was like this crazy split of people

like there were so many people in LA went to the Morgan Wallen concert and so many people went to Midland because I ran into it much of people going to Midland so it's just like a country music weekend and I had such a blast and then people may or may not have seen I went on some rides

and I filmed and I posted a TikTok really anything goes at the fair totally you know And we can roll the clip of me on one of my favorite all-time... That's Cousin Logan, by the way. One of my favorite all-time rides, The Zipper. Come on tonight, but my hits don't lie, you know, y'all. I couldn't stop saying that.

What's the zipper look like from the outside? I'm trying to picture what you're in. They didn't lock me in. They locked me in? Yeah, exactly. I wish I knew which ride this was. We can pull up a picture of the zipper. Yeah. It's that one. It's just, it looks like a zipper.

Oh, okay. It's the one that looks like a zipper. You know, and it's pretty crazy that we, as a nation, just look at a carny with the tattoo of a lizard on their neck and go, yeah, I'll get on this ride. Why are you holding a screwdriver, by the way? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So this man did not buckle me in. Yeah. I have a bruise. Aw.

From that ride. But it looks like you had a blast. I had. You cannot put a price on that. So much damn fun. And then I hit an abduction zone next. Oh, let's see abduction zone. The abduction zone is basically a flying saucer, which is a pertinent shape for today

because of what we'll talk about after we do, we can check in. It looks like a UFO. Yeah. It spins in a circle so fast that the centrifugal force pushes you up. The what?

The centrifugal. Is that different than centripetal? Yeah, totally. It's completely different. Different force altogether. So they play awesome music here, so it was hard for me not to group. But it started spinning and we can just look at it.

Oh yeah. So it's fully spinning in this clip. Wow, but that's not stopping you. It was too strong for me. It was too strong and if you slow that clip down, you'll see that I did lose my glasses. You'll see them be sucked into the back of the abduction zone. They were abducted right here.

Wow. behind the wall. Behind the wall. I've never been on that ride and I just... Can we... Is there a way to zoom in on my face? I was being sucked off by the abduction zone. I was...

I went splat. Did you feel sick at all? No. I felt safe. That's a superpower. But I actually... You felt you're telling me, I'm looking at this. At this image, you felt safe.

In that moment, you felt safe. There's being slammed back, your cheeks being sucked off your face, you're feeling safe. I'm feeling safe. There's something about, there's something about, there's something about, you feel like a baby wrapped in a blanket right there. Yeah, Brooke, I did. That's, that's a super power. Yeah, Brooke, I did. That's a superpower.

I feel safe. I feel safe on the abduction zone ride being manned by an 11 year old. And I'm proud to say it. For you. I was sucked off by the abductors. So the Reduction Zone ride at the OC Fair and I'm proud. I'm ugly and I'm proud. Yep.

Yep. I love it, Connor. I love it. If anyone finds my glasses. You do look like a blobfish right there. I was being sucked and fucked, man. Yeah. I love it.

Yeah, it's giving blobfish. I was, Brooke. And I love that you're just like completely like just letting it take you. Complete surrender, arms up. Brooke, at that point, what was I to do? Someone else commented that on the- Legs, spread. On that TikTok, they go, you went, you went dough.

And I go, and what was I supposed to do? What other rocket did I have? You would do it too for a check. You really look like you are just like open to anything that may come your way right now. Like, that is the most vulnerable position anyone can be in. You're star fishing. You're star fishing. And you would be too.

And how do you think we feel? We need that image on like. on a tea. I look like that girl. That's a, you know what, that's a meme. I look like,

I look like, why you shouldn't try weed. Like, it looked like one of those infomercials. Or like the girl in the Capri's Sun commercial after you like, drank the Capri's son and she's, I mean, it's literally just like a classic,

like you could pair that with anything, like one hit of my binky. Where's my dad? Hello. It is, yeah, it's really good. It's really good.

It's really good. It also looks like that one. Oh my God. Someone please make this edit. Dun, dun dun dun da da da, Dun, dun dun da da. End this face. What is that one?

I don't know what it was called, but it's shooting stars. Doo do do do do do do. I believe you. Oh, oh, we've got to get that. We have to make that edit. Oh, that's so funny. I love it, Connor.

It looks like you had a great time. Oh, my God. I can't explain. There's something. That the fair, I think it's like, just knowing that you might die at any moment, it's the, hold that thought. And they're spinning past the Coliseum. You also have to listen.

You have to listen to these girls when I went, dough. I went, do. And then everybody, there was a group of teenagers on the other side looking at me, and I was like, I'm not, I'm not scared to be who I am in front of you. And then, guess what? The centrifugals, but be in my place. because listen listen to their life

you have to hear the teens. You have to hear the teens. Are we able to... Okay, don't laugh on this one. Do not laugh. Well, we can skirt right past that. I just wanted to show everybody that I'm okay. Listen when I hit and listen to the sound of the teens.

Okay, everyone... These are the teens that are in the ride or that are operating the ride. Okay, they're looking at you. operating the ride was not okay they started laughing oh laughing at you not one person said

hey is he okay no one says that is not everyone doing what you did no they're they're sitting you sit flat okay and the abduction brook can we go back to the middle where I'm standing vertical

Brooke it's that right go a little bit further the force is so strong that I was standing vertically. It's going at full force. Everyone else is laying against the wall.

Oh, I don't think I realize that. Yeah. Then it starts to suck. Then it starts to really suck. Okay. Right here. So you were actually being a different experience than everyone else. Brooke, I was standing like this, but I would be like this.

Yeah, I get that. Kind of like the zero gravity plane that we went on. The centrifugals. Mm-hmm. Okay, Connor, I love it. Did you see Megan Fox at the O.C. Fair? No, I didn't know to look out for anyone. You wouldn't think.

No, but a lot of celebs go down to the O.C. fair. But I know that she got her shit rocked. Oh, I thought that someone else got their shit rocked because Machine Gun Kelly punched him in the throat. Well, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly's night at the O.C. Got chaotic as an alleged attacker tried to punch MGK at what seems like the House of Mirrors. that would scare the shit I bet he punched MGK because he scared the shit out of him I would punch him too if I was in the house of mirrors

and a ghoul appeared behind me Not to mention like 10 of them looking at you Yeah So here's the clip if you're watching Yeah so we don't see the guy hit MGK But we do see MGK's bodyguard Make Megan Fox go dough Like me in the abduction zone

And we have everyone filming From behind which is sweet Oh, it wasn't. Oh, my God. Were they going into the abduction zone? No, it looks like they're going into the zipper. Nah. Oh, they're going to the abduction zone.

Can you imagine if they were on the abduction zone with you? I'll tell you what. MGK could never do what I did in the abduction zone. I don't think anyone could, really, quite frankly. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. And that's why, like, a rectangle is a square, but a square is not a rectangle.

I could do what MGK does. but he could never do what I do on the abduction zone. Very cool. That's a good way to put it. Yeah. So yeah, OSU Fere was great. Uh-huh. So you had a blast this weekend in suffering.

And then that was it. It was a weekend that I don't necessarily feel recharged, but I feel ready to relax. Awesome. Yeah. Good for you. That sounds like a very fun, wholesome. It was great. It was a good weekend.

Just like embracing your inner. Now, Brooke, everybody's one. Child. Yeah. Our DMs, our live feed is being inundated. It's being flooded with questions. How was your weekend? Connor, I am glad you asked.

It's been a minute. My weekend was good. Yeah. Yeah, nothing much. I went to see a movie. You went to see that little indie film, right? Yes, I went to see a movie. Independently.

I went to see a movie on Thursday night. The Thursday. Which is, it was a big event because we had gotten tickets a very long time ago for this movie for my friend's birthday, which was on. on that Thursday night. And this was Megan. Megan was so excited for this movie. Yeah.

Had made it her whole personality. It's all she wanted for her birthday was to see this movie. And we could only get tickets for the 10.30 p.m. showing, which was past everybody's bedtime in the group that was going to see the movie. So, you know, we're all kind of eyes half closed, but, you know, pulling together.

That sucks too with movies now that are three hours long. It's like, oh, you're going to go see the 1020 showing? You're seeing the sunrise as well. You'll be out till 2A. Yeah. So, um, We had the group kind of like eyes closed, wandering into the theater at 1030. There was a group of people in our seats.

Oh, no. So I pull out my phone and I say, hey, I'm K3. Here's my ticket. It says K3. And this girl is giving me attitude and says, so is mine. Okay. Oh, no. Hers is K3 as well.

But mine, Connor, is through the AMC app. Because as we know, I am an AMC, a list member. been a dedicated member for over a year now. Okay, I use exclusively through the app and support them directly. This girl got it through third party. Okay? And that whole row had gotten it through a third

party where my whole group are AMC, A list members. We go to the check. There's no flight attendant there in the theater to be like, we're going to move you guys around and we're going to make this work. We go to the customer service desk. They come into the theater. Where's my seat? I'm all alone.

We go to the customer service. We bring two managers into the theater. They go, sorry, nothing we can do. They got here first, which is a joke because that's just like a shit policy. They got here first and they get to see the movie and we don't. We're AMCA A list members, which, by the way, and I said this, I'm canceling. I'm not going to cancel. But out of anger and rage, I did say that in that moment.

I'm going to call your boss. Better yet? I'm going to write a letter. So Megan at this point hysterically sobbing to a point I've never seen anyone sob this way Yeah she was really looking forward to this movie Megan should never cry and so we're at the like in line at the customer service and Megan is crying into someone's shoulder Someone who did not come with us to the movies but somebody who also had been double booked by AMC at this time How many people did they double book a lot of people line almost out the door to customer service due to double booking

I didn't know you could get movie theater tickets from a third party They should have been escorted out of the premises immediately. What did they get on Stubhub? I don't, like, some party, some website that I have never even seen. And I know a lot of websites. No, Connor, one that you've never heard of. I had never heard of, whatever. So.

Like, Scott, no one's scathing movie tickets. I don't know. I don't know. I don't have the answer. I'm confused. So Megan's crying to this person's shoulder. I look at this person and I say, I don't know this person, but I have seen this person before. Sure.

It ended up being Frankie Grande. Which was super interesting. That was Ariana Grande's brother. How did you see Frankie Gros and say, I don't know who this is? I didn't. I knew I had seen this person, but I couldn't place it.

And that was the day that all that Ariana drama was going on. I bet he had had kind of a day. So he was going through the ringer because that whole day of drama with his sister. And then to top it all off, cherry on top,

he was double booked for the movie. Oh. You don't double book Frankie Grande. Okay. Well, if he's figuring out, at least you get to like let him lead the charge. He feels like someone

that would like move the needle. He also looks like that one female soccer player. I only know me a ham right now. It's all I can do for you. Like the one on the right, I was like, oh, that's her. Okay. Anyways, keep going. So we get two options for how we want to proceed.

We can either see the 1145 showing. So sorry. They're the same version. No, you're good. We can either see the 1145 showing in the third row. Yeah. Or go home and come back another day. I had my fingers crossed for go home and come back another day.

That's not what Megan wanted to do. And that's fine. because it was her birthday. Right. So I say, okay, I guess I'll take a gummy, which I don't know why I did because we know I can't take gummies. But every time when it's been a weed gummy?

A weed gummy. And every time it's been like a few months since I've taken my last gummy and had an incident, I think this time it'll be fine. The definition of insanity is when you do the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome.

So, Connor, I had taken a gummy. Yeah, by the time I get into my seat for the election. 1145 showing. Gas leak. Complete gas leak, slipping in and out of consciousness as well due to the time.

Okay? So I'm alternating between being out cold and complete gas leakage in the third row. Right. I had fallen asleep permanently during the trailers of this film.

End up having to be escorted home. By who? A few seconds. Frankie Grande? No, by friend Channing, who was having diarrhea. So I don't know if she wants me to say that. I'm sure she also went to go home.

So well guess what she can tell us if she wants you to say that or not if she listens totally that'll be her but yeah so we had both due to sea sickness Had to be escorted home from there was a gas leak from that from that film there was a gas leak in the theater in the third row So that was awesome I got home and around three that night yeah I'm exaggerating it was like 130 but it felt it felt late So that was fun and then I also went to a concert which was was incredible. I went to go see Darren Chris. Do you know who that is?

Yeah. Who is it? I know. Okay. He's known for, this was his original thing, is being, I think this is really the first thing

that went like viral, viral on YouTube. It's called a very Potter musical by just this group of theater kids. They were theater majors at University of Michigan and they just wrote the show and they wrote the music too.

They just turned Harry Potter into a musical and it just went so viral. I'm sure. And it is, So incredible and they became a theater group called Star Kid and you know they're so amazing and that's what got him on the TV show that he was on. Oh interesting. Yeah. I really do think I mean maybe I'm wrong but I think that really is like the first thing that went viral one of the like the first not first thing but like first create I don't know like moved the needle. Yeah yeah it was one of the needle movers. Because the first I'm sure the first thing I know is like that muffins video that went viral. I was thinking the sock puppets. Oh yeah, the Harry Potter's hockey bits, but I think this is the first like, I don't know, people, I don't know, but one of the first things. Anyway, it's just, it is so, so good. And he sung that with the other members of the circuit.

Oh, that's cool. And I was just kind of like. Is that at the Hollywood Bowl? No, it was at the Ford, which is like, it's across the street from the Hollywood Bowl. And it's this tiny little venue and it's so gorgeous. I was looking at your picture. Yeah. It doesn't look like the whole, it was a miniature Hollywood Bowl.

Yeah, it was a miniature Hollywood Bowl. Oh, how cool is that? It was spectacular. So he sung that. He sung stuff from the TV show he was on. And I didn't know because I'm a bad fan. He has like new music, which was also incredible. It's cool to be at the age where like you can appreciate going to a concert to hear new music.

Yeah. Because I used to only go to concerts to hear the music that I already knew by heart. And now it's cool to be like, oh, I don't know the song. I like it. That's funny too because when I saw Midland this weekend, they did a bunch of new music. He was like, oh. And they played it all first. Did you like some of the new music?

I did, but I was like, oh, I'd like to know two words, you know. But this is when I saw red in my eyes, Miranda Lambert style. Because everyone took the time when they were singing their new music to go pee in, go get new beers and stuff and take pictures. I was like, ooh. If they're looking at the crowd at all, bummer. But that was like just two songs. I mean, now I have just like a whole list of new favorite songs. Thanks to Darren.

That's good. Thank you, Darren. I love you. I had an amazing time at the concert. And might I suggest for anybody who's looking to kind of heal a part of themselves? Go to a concert of a person whose music is maybe associated with like a not,

like a sad time in your life, like maybe a breakup or something. And go with a group of friends and reclaim it. Yeah. It was so healing because when I was obsessed with. That's your memory now. Like that show and a very Potter musical, it was like I loved them and they brought me comfort

in a time that was like a not great time in my life. But anytime I heard them, it kind of reminded me of that time in my life. But now it's just going to remind me of the time I went to a concert with my friends and had a blast. So if you're looking to do some healing, I would do some reclaiming with a concert

or a musician that you associate with a sad time. Let's do some reclaiming. Yeah. Love it. But worked better than therapy. Really. Truly. That's awesome, though.

Yeah. Oh, that sounds so cool. Yeah. Thanks, Connor. I look forward to playing you some of his music. And I, you know. I can't wait to hear some of Midland. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I think you'd really like. Maybe we can exchange in the bonus. It's so funny because I got, this girl walked by with a hat that said, everybody's drunk. And I go, need that hat. I walked up and got it. It was the opener, Logan Crosby's hat. And then I post this video of me getting demolished on the abductor ride.

And he reposts it like, oh, he's wearing my merch. I'm like, you don't want, like, I could have done something way. better to like wrap your merch than get pummeled by it. Were you wearing the hat in that position on the abductor? Yeah. Oh, I missed that. I guess the first. Oh, I'm holding it.

Oh, you're holding the hat. I guess it's not the first thing I'm looking for. I'll be honest. Yeah, there it is. It was there initially. Did it fly off by the time you got? Let's look. Yeah, it seems to have.

Okay. Very cool. It's wherever my, I have it still. I love that in slow motion. Ooh. That move. Yeah. The thing about Connor, if not everyone knows, because we're sitting down for the podcast, you can really move.

Thanks. Yeah. I'm really needing to heal my back so I can get all shifty again. Mm-hmm. You're a great answer. I'm sorry. I just had a bit of a throwback. Do you guys remember sh 55?

55. Does anybody? Mm-mm. Oh. I encourage everyone to come to the bonus episode today because I just remembered something. we can't listen to it yet because this is going to be like a bit of a segment

but I'm gonna play a little song for everybody called 55 I love it and the bonus I'm really looking forward to your thoughts so we've moved forward with 55 minutes with no pop culture I really need to tell you something really

because I just remembered it no problem when I on Sunday when I went to pick up my car yeah that where I left it Saturday I do not recommend this anyone we've never claimed to be a recommendations podcast but I leave, do you know where I leave my keys when I leave my car? On the car.

On like where the hood of the car meets the windshield, there's a little slot. So I just drop them on the windshield and they fall into that little slot. I don't know if you want to say that. Anyways, I leave my keys on like the hood of my car, basically. And I came back to get my car and my keys went there. Oh, perfect. And I was like, oh, I must have brought it. I put them in the house.

I didn't bring him with me to the fair, that's for sure. And then a man walks out and said, are you looking for these? I was like yeah weird where were they he's like they're right there on the on the hood of your car and I'm oh yeah that's where I put him he's like man you got to be smarter than that you really shouldn't leave stuff out I go okay sense say like why are you teaching me a lesson and then he gave me my keys back and he's like you got to be like smarter than that I was like were you going to steal my car was he just lying and wait for you to come back so he could do that I guess yeah like I think he was trying to teach me a lesson.

I don't want to be taught a lesson right now. I'm exhausted. Go ahead. Hand me my keys. Also, just don't take them in the first place. If someone's going to steal them, they're going to steal them. He's trying to. Don't let it be you.

He's trying to teach me a lesson by trespassing on my property and stealing something from me. Backwards thinking, I do respect it. But hand me my keys. I want to go home. So I just had to share that. That was a crazy, crazy experience. But yeah, let's get into some pertinent things right now, because we can't even really say anything about it because there's no updates because it's happening in real time. This is, it's Wednesday today.

It's tomorrow's Thursday, but today's Thursday for you, listeners. Wow. It is wild how time works. I know. It is wild. That's a great way to put it. The U.S. is holding its first ever conference on UFOs because we've absolutely demanded it and the Pentagon can no longer refuse the masses. So I'm not going to get all.

what's it called when you believe a conspiracy theorist on everybody? But I mean, they're acknowledging it, so maybe there's something to pay attention to. It could be kind of fun. So in the bonus, we could watch a little bit of the live hearing. Yeah, that sounds super. But watch this space.

It sucks for the first time ever. We were about to be like the first podcaster report on the live hearing of UFOs, but it's happening in real time. So it's actually too timely. Wow. Yeah. So.

I do believe that there's got to be some sort of life on the planet. We're not going to go all Joe Rogan. Yeah, I imagine that there's also another planet being like, I wonder if there's life anywhere else and we're the life. What? Another. What if they were like, what if civilization existed? What if the huge civilization came?

There's so much we don't know. What if an alien came to Earth and was like, ew, gross, what the fuck? They probably, yeah. Of course. You're so ugly. Like, you know what speaks volumes to how beauty is a social construct? if we were to go, let's say like these are green aliens the way they're portrayed in movies.

Like there's hot versions. In their society, there's hot green blobs and there's like green blogs who are less conventionally attractive, but we would not be able to tell. So like if an alien came here, they wouldn't know that there's a difference between me and Sidney Sweeney. They wouldn't know there's a difference

between you and Jacob Allerty. That is amazing. And in fact, I'd like to maybe be friends with one of those aliens who thinks that there's no difference between me and Sydney Sweeney. That's that just goes to show you This is the pose I was doing on the abductor ride Yeah

Me win the abductor That's real pretty Um no I agree That's an interesting point I've never really thought of that Yeah Sometimes it's nice to expand your thinking Brooke 100% 100%

Can we look at what they're talking about at this live hearing Yeah Because they basically I just want to see what they're talking about So they're because you know what sucks Brooke What TikTok's gonna We won't know what the What the big uh viral moments were until

TikTok tells us what they were because I'm not watching a whole hearing but in a way that's that's nice that they can do that for us okay the UFO hearings yeah you're right you're 100% right UFO hearings live whistleblower so there's a whistleblower

David Grush says non-human biologics found at alleged crash sites former intelligence official says that information came from multiple colleagues but couldn't go into specifics at a congressional hearing and to cover up claims I know that at a point in my life I'm going to be called a

whistleblower completely by accident though. Yeah. Like I'm going to whistleblow something big. By accident, just because I'm having a conversation with someone trying to make conversation. Yeah. Future whistleblower here. Future whistleblower merch. Yeah, I think I'm a whistleblower and I'm proud. You don't want to be a whistleblower. No, you don't want you, but I think, I just feel like it's my future. Do you or don't you? Because I appreciate Grouch being a whistleblower.

I think it depends on what you're blowing. Yeah. Yeah. Be a whistle. We've always said that. Yeah. Can you blow my whistle baby? Oh, that makes me, that brings back a sad memory for me.

That song. You need to go to a Jason Drillo concert with your bestie. I was just about to say. I was just about to say. There's a bunch of things that happened, I guess. And like what really drove this hearing to actually come to a head is not Grouch blowing anything, but this crash that happened. And there was actual photograph evidence of this crash.

in Vegas and basically there was after this crash was reported by this family what crashed there was a UFO crash and have I not seen that I started following people it sucks that conspiracy theories got claimed as like an insane Q&on right wing thing because kind of they're fun to do some yeah yeah there's definitely like a split like there's the oh right obviously I'm saying like then there's the ones that say we should all be able to talk about aliens and ghosts and ghoul and one one one one one one one one chooses to walk among us. But, so basically there was this crash in Vegas,

and right after there was a, something filed by the FBI to require everyone in this neighborhood to give their phones to them, and that's on file. And then the FBI went and put up cameras on the house of the people that had filed the claim of the UFO

and who had caught all the footage of these aliens. and they claim that they were putting the cameras on the houses because to protect them from the media frenzy that was incoming. But they took the cameras down two weeks after they put them on, which was two weeks before the news broke. And it was right before the media frenzy started. So their claim of whatever. And the family had said that,

and they were a Spanish-speaking family. So when they were speaking, it was kind of broken how they were explaining it. but when they brought a translator there the translator was able to say like because there's no word for dissolving and like coming back because in Spanish it came out as like the aliens were coming in and out

and it wasn't like making sense and they were like dematerializing and then coming back is how they explained it and then they were like we almost destroyed our phones because the aliens seemed mad that we had taken a photo of them so they put up the cameras for production with the media frenzy quote unquote

but they then gets to make sure that the aliens didn't come back, I guess? I don't know. Would you be mad if, like, you went to outer space and saw an alien and they were taking picks of you? Yeah, I'd be like, excuse me, I did not consent to that photo. I throw up a peace sign. Like, I don't get why they're always, apparently the aliens are always mad when someone tries to snap a picture.

Oh, if you think that I wouldn't be like. I'd be like post them. Tag me. Before you dematerialize, can we, can we do this dance real quick for TikTok? Well, let's do a selfie. Yeah. Miranda Lambert style. I need to ethically clout chase someone from a different planet.

Ooh, bucketless much. Summer plans, 2K23. Love it. Dematerialized with an alien. Okay. So, that being said, I think we're going to head over to the bonus. As I've stated publicly many times, Brooke, please join us in the bonus. It would be so fun to have you there.

It really would. I've got so many things on my mind. I can't believe this episode flew by. Me too. It really did. In the way that it did. Yeah. And in the bonus, we're going to share some songs with each other.

And, you know, we'll do the rest of the pop culture that we were supposed to get to but didn't as what happens every single episode when we start talking about whatever for however long. So, all right. I love you guys. Please subscribe to at. YouTube.com slash at BNCMAP. M-A-P and that is spelled B, the letter B, the letter A and the letter C, the letter M, the letter A, the letter P. Facts. And we'll have it in the description, so you, right?

So we don't even, you don't even, we fully have to type that. Oh, 100%. 100%. And then close friends, subscribe if you want to. That'd be great to have you. And then the Facebook page is still active and ongoing. I didn't check to see how many people joined it. Oh, we have so much to discuss.

Also, I've really never, I mean, it's been a long time since I asked for people to leave a rating. If you're listening on Apple Podcasts, go ahead and throw us a rating. You guys have abysmal numbers over there. It's pathetic. But we have almost 11,000 reviews on Spotify, which helps us on, like, climb that algo. I want to leave us. And I think this is a good ritual for us to get into. I want to leave us with the Jeremy Strong meme, which, by the way, I didn't realize that, like, videos could be memes.

I thought when I think of meme, I just think of picture. So what I did last week was just described. what a meme was in like a very long-winded explanation. And now I know, thanks to you guys telling me, that it's a meme. Yeah. Videos can be memes too. Sure.

Okay. Me win. Me when. And also, I also didn't realize that all of these videos that I'm sharing are coming from one specific account. I just thought because they were all on my for you page. They were just coming from everywhere. But I want to give a special shout out to Sam Huberti too

because you are doing God's work with these memes. Okay, ready? This one is when you see your crush at the bar, but you need one more drink for comments. I'm trying to figure out. I felt like the trigger was there and the firing pin was there, but it still needed a hammer as a catalyst to send me to do what I was going to do. You always get a hammer. You always need the catalyst.

And with that, we bid you a do. We bid you a do. Thanks guys for listening. Love you. See ya. This week, I'm close friends. I'm not equipped to work at a Waffle House. because I can't stop a bar still being thrown at someone else.

I used to fully think I was psychic when I was little. And I still kind of think my stuffed animals are alive. If you need boots on the ground, Olympics. If you eat me, heels on the ground. And one on my neck. Oh, my God. I used to love Lana in high school. Really?

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