Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - The Man In Mesh Shorts

Episode Date: October 24, 2024

SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl   Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OZxwpr NEW MERCH: https://shoptmgstudios.com  This week, Brooke welcomes her new child Jonathan to the world and breaks down his adoption story, while Connor talks about his weekend at home with Max. Plus, Connor fights e. coli and Brooke celebrates Gublerween.  Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/bandc and get on your way to being your best self. Get the coverage you need. Check out https://StateFarm.com or try their app because Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm is there. Get cozy for fall! Head to https://Quince.com/bandc for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. CHAPTERS 00:00 Clearing our Throats  00:39 Intro 00:59 Early Birds 02:06 Drunk at the Sweat Tour 03:17 Bfast on the Plane 06:04 Becoming Mcconaughey  09:57 Reuniting with Max 11:28 Betterhelp  12:52 Brooke’s a Mother 19:19 Jonathan’s Backstory 23:02 State Farm 24:24 Beautiful Mornings 26:16 New Stress Dreams 29:51 Gubler Updates 32:22 Shawarma Poisoning  35:40 Colanders 37:25 Quince  39:33 Juul Class Action 42:54 Nostalgia We Can’t Relive 45:03 The Forgotten iPhone 45:52 Radiation 48:28 Clout Chasing Connor’s Death 50:50 StateFarm 52:39 Trump Serves Fries 54:12 Quick Tease  56:00 Connor’s Travels 56:47 Andrew’s Chicken Shop  59:49 Motherhood’s Lessons 1:02:55 READING 1:04:33 The Man in Mesh Shorts 1:05:37 One More Thing…  1:07:18 BYE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Didn't you just get off of a plane? Yeah. I don't, there's something about not like when I'm prepared super well, I'm like, oh, like anything can go wrong and I'm super prepared. What the hell? When you're like kind of ready for it all to. Low stakes situation. Yeah, it's like I should be doing poorly today.

All okay in your throat? There's something. There's something. There's something on its way out, which could end the podcast. Ooh. Hi. Oh my God. We're back.

Back. So I flew in this morning. I got up at three in Texas, 315. My mom woke me up. Because she was already up for the day. She wakes up at like 3.45, 4. Whoa. Yeah.

For what? Go to bed later. See the day. It's pitch podcast. What time does she go to bed? Like 7.38. She's like, I wake up and I'm ready to go. And I'm like, well, because you go to bed.

She's like, we should watch prison break. And then she turns it on and goes, well, I'm going to go head to bed. And I'm like, the opening credence haven't stopped with crudence. I can't do this. I can't do the podcast. We've got to get a neurologist on site. Yeah. I'd be curious to like monitor your brain activity while you're having an episode.

I'm not having an episode. I didn't say. you were. I said like while you are not now, but you might later. Do people know when they're having an episode? Do you know when you can't get words out? That's a stroke. Everyone in the comments. That's what I'm saying. I didn't want to use the word stroke, but different strokes for different folks. Oh my God. Speaking of stroke, you want to hear something like that kind of made me chuckle to myself. I went to the sweat tour last week. Yeah, yeah. And I had actually like, I don't think I've been like drunk in a few months but like I was at the

sweat tour so I was completely like Enrique Iglesiast Enrique Galassiest um look at this video I found I was in the bathroom alone. That's always the best time and there was just like people in there and I was here I'll just play it.

Oh you were having a stroke maybe I will not lie to you I'm smelling burnt toast right now and they're completely alone six girls in the other stall together I mean it's the sweat tour there could have been someone making toast in the bathroom that wouldn't anything was possible that wouldn't have shocked me at all anything was possible did you sweat at the sweat tour I don't remember oh he blacked out no I didn't black out but it was just it's like a blur

more so I'm sure I sweated I'm sure I swayed I'm sure I swate I'm sure I swate did I was like I'm gonna treat myself to first class today because I'm gonna sleep on the way to work you know yeah three and a half hour flight I was like that's good because I'll get there at the flight takes off at 5.30, so I'll sleep until 7. You got a life flat? Hell no. I was in the one next to the wall, so it didn't even go back.

And I was sitting there and straight up and they were like, they got to me, they were like, you want breakfast? I was like, I would love breakfast. What do you have? They were like, well, we had scrambled eggs and bacon and toast and I was like, that would be awesome. They go, but we ran out. I was like, okay, what do you have for me? Chia seed pudding.

And I go, I'll try that. I could see you not liking that. Well, it's just like not the time for cheese seed pudding because it's 4 a.m. Well, I feel like 4 a.m. is the perfect time for cheese seed pudding. Chia seed pudding is like eating orbies, those like small tasteless gels. Yes. In like a moose with also no taste. When you flavor chia seed pudding, it's actually pretty good.

Yeah, that would be great. Unflavored. I would have loved it a little bit of. Unseasoned. seasoned cheese cheese eating at pudding at 4 a.m. Pitch black outside. I was just like, oh, okay. I won't be sleeping. Didn't sleep. But you are, you've got a great energy this morning. Also, what was so hurtful to me and my home girls is that the flight was wide open. So if I would just sat in the back, I would have gotten a row and I could have laid. Talk about it lay flat. I could have gotten a whole room. That's hurtful. No, but I sat straight up. Also, I didn't even get to have that experience that

people have in first class where like you get on and sit and like everyone gets to look at you in first class and you'd be like you're like who is that person oh I hate that actually the one time I flew first class I was feeling so embarrassed by people walking by and that's when Nat Wolf walked by and I was like oh he's gonna think I'm such a snob like he's so humble going like I hated it I kind of like I'll hold a book acting like I'm reading it and you know wear a hoodie and be like who's that You know, but I got there late So I didn't even I sat down last I got off first And I even saw me up there

What was the point? And my flat My flat was vertical Surely you got a discount for your vertical flat I mean it wasn't expensive It really was almost the same price as because I got a discount With my dad on United so it was like the same as if I bought a ticket in the back It's interesting no one No one ever comments on your dad

And how far you've been able to go I get a discount Thanks to his generosity Well I bought it with a discount Yeah I'm just saying Yeah my father

The retired pilot Yeah I'm just saying When I flew to Austin I went to Austin over the weekend Yeah When I flew to Austin I sat in the back obviously And everyone on my flight was

Okay hottest flight Okay America's next hot model Flight Flight 484 That's when you got to download a dating app And I said the radio to zero model What the hell is going on on this flight? Yeah.

Olivia Jade sitting in first class. Actually? All of selling sunset sitting in first class. The two bald shorties and all their ladies. Was there something in Austin this weekend? F1. Yeah. Is that why you went? No, I went for the UT Georgia game, which we moved forward with losing.

Hook them. Hook them. But I got to go down on the field. And I bought. Because of your status? No, because when. One of my friends I was with Audrey, she, like, or Audrey or Hunter or Hunter's sister Bailey or somebody like.

There was a connection. There was a connection there and we got to go on briefly. But it wasn't like a McConaughey situation. But so I went out last week before I went. So I was like, I knew that we were going to be able to go on the field. And I was like, I am going to get a fit together. I'm going to get a fit in advance. And I'm going to go.

And I'm going to start kind of setting myself up to fall into the. Lane of a McCona Hay or a Powell. Just like a UT, the face of UT. The men of UT, the alums. Okay. You know, and I'm a little premature because I haven't hit the gem as vigorously as those two young men. You haven't hit the gem as vigorously? As vigorously as those two.

Okay. What do you mean you haven't hit the gem? Have you seen them shirtless? I'm sorry. I thought you said GEM. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Okay. How do you print? pronounce that word. Jim. The gem. You're saying gem. I'm not saying gem. I'm saying gym.

It's okay. It's fine. See how quickly my chipper heads out at the door when, when, no. Sorry. It's, so I get this fit and I'm like, this is sick. I found a leather jacket. identical to Matthews. And I'm like, I'm going to wear this on the field.

I don't even know if he's going. He's going. I know he's going. And I go down on the field. Well, hang on. Actually, I get to Austin. And obviously it's 89 degrees. So I'm like, you know what, who do I think I am?

Even though I went out and I found this awesome outfit, I was like, I can't wear it. It's just going to not be worth it for. Do people usually wear leather jackets to football games? There's a lot of people that dress up really nicely and I don't know how they don't sweat. Like you reach a level of status where your pores go away. Yeah. You just stop sweating. Maybe once you like reach a certain celebrity status, you have them removed.

I know people with their armpit glands removed. That's making me like feel sick almost I mean I don't know how you should that's like not how God intended No you're supposed to sweat yeah Sweating is beautiful Sweating is Sweating is a blessing Such a blessing

And it keeps you safe and hydrated See like And cool I feel like my sweating could be dialed down a bit Just a small bit Because I'm a man who put sticky pads under his shirt so that I would just not ruin my shirt I had to throw the shirt away

after the game there's like no resuscitating that shirt you could have reamed out that shirt and like powered something that's powered by sweat for like a week anyways so I don't wear it down there I'm sweating

I see Matthew from a distance I see Glenn from a distance wearing their jackets I'm like damn that could have been Papa almost you're almost there hopefully that would be great um and then i got to go to my parents and see max maxine over the weekend and that was really great was that he couldn't get off of my body it was crazy he was anytime

i sat he would lay it with his paws right here stuck to me like and obviously i haven't seen him in eight weeks it hasn't it's just been and he's loving it apparently like my mom literally like i said wakes up before he goes on a four mile walk with her before like my dad had been wakes up. Wow. And then my dad takes him out. And he's also in this giant yard. Makes you think.

And it makes you think a little bit. It makes you think. I do. I mean, he's so active with me, I think, I feel like, because, like, I take him everywhere I go. Well, everywhere I go. He's not alone at all except when we do the podcast, honestly. Um, but he's really fully does, he's very active at their house.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so I need to get him. We do the best we come with what we have. Right, but he was so, I don't know. It's really scary. They're like, he's happy here. I'm like, you're not taking my dog.

They kept doing little insinuations that they're going to keep him. Like, it's their choice. Do you see a world where that would happen? No. Okay. No. Like, they only have him because I know that right now, it doesn't make sense for me to have him and be paying for a pet sitter. Right.

For a dog sitter that could change and swap. I'd rather have him have some consistency. Right. And that's the things you do for love. Can I be, can I share something? Yeah, I was, I'm passionate the baton to you. Like I'm literally shaking, sweating, nauseous because I've left my son at home. Yeah.

Alone for the first time. Yeah. I gave birth over the weekend to. You look great postpartum. Thank you. To the most. I'm going to excue and start crying. beautiful baby boy that the world has ever seen.

His name is Jonathan, of course. He's a cat. He's a little, he's a little kitten. He's a little tomcat. He's 11 weeks old. He's the love of my life. I've never felt this way. I'm so sick to my stomach constantly.

I live in fear that something's going to go wrong. I don't even want to say that in this space. But I have just like, I am just manic over this young man. I have never known love like this. I've never known anxiety about another being like this. He is my child. That's so cute. And I'm so sad that I waited so long to get a cat

because it's like, oh, this is what was meant to happen, but also so happy that I waited so long because if I didn't wait this long, I wouldn't have had Jonathan. Yeah. I get it. Yeah. Who is my, my, my, that's my son.

I looked at the, that man and I said, oh, that's my son. Like eureka. Yeah. Let me tell you the story of how that came to be. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I've been wanting a cat for quite some time. Yeah, yeah. And so did our friend Sodi.

Yeah. She's been wanting a cat too. Sody very much wanted two young girl cats. Two? Two. Ideally siblings. Yeah. And I very much wanted one young man. ideally like a little tuxedo black and white cat okay so we go to look at a few different shelters over the weekend the first place we walk into let me rewind a second sody also was really intent on naming the two cats fucker jones and lady lynn okay she was really insistent on those double names

okay first place we walk into there's two young women sisters named Contessa Confetti and Lady Monarch. Right off the bat, two young women, double names. And one of them had Lady, too, which is one of Sodi's, which was kind of crazy to have that kind of connection on impact. And then Sody burst in its years. Like I've never seen anything like it burst into tears the second that she held Contessa. Yeah. And that was kind of...

Really like bold move, by the way, to just like go in for two immediately. A lot of people get two cats just because like they entertain each other. Cats are like solitary. I think it's either or... I just think like as an individual getting two cats right away is like, oh. She's the most responsible person I know, truly. And their sister, you can't separate them. Yeah, that's true.

As kittens, I'd be like, yeah, they're separating. But go ahead. Yeah, I think cats are more solitary. And, like, if you get them together as kittens, they're buddy, buddy. But, yeah, so, so do you was kind of, like, love at first sight. Wait, is she going to call one fucker Jones? No, she's actually keeping contessa. I like Contessa, yeah.

Like, how could you not keep Contessa? So it's Contessa Confetti. She's keeping confetti too. Contessa Confetti and Lady Lynn. She got rid of the monarch. But, yeah, she gets them today. So that's really. exciting. Then we went a few more places. I'm very proud of myself because usually I make very

impulsive decisions and there were a few cats that I was just like, yeah, this is a young, a tuxedo cat, but I'm not feeling that like imprintation that I saw SOTE have and I'm going to wait. And that's not like me because I'm usually really just like, let's pull the trigger. So we went to three places. I didn't find my match. A little disappointed, but fine. Yeah.

Okay? We're on the way home. I say, wait a minute. Sometimes they have like a few cats for adoption at Petco. So I say, let's stop there. And this is not me buying a cat from Petco.

They have like people that like rent out space to like keep cats that they're fostering to adopt. We walk into Petco. There's one cat. He's a young man. Tuxedo. He reaches his paw through the little crate. And I didn't know cats could do this, but he actually, like, wrapped his paw around my finger.

There was a wrapping happening. And that was the, and that was her story. That's beautiful. Jonathan came home with me. And Jonathan was born. Jonathan was born, not without a home visit. What was his name before? Dino, which is.

something sweet because all the boys called me Dino in middle school The way that Due to T-Rex feature The way that you were able to find some connection Between like anything That you could have been like yeah Its name was Rhino

And like that's funny because like the people called me Dino in middle school and it rhymes That is beautiful. That's a beautiful thing That's so beautiful. I'm so jealous Just off the bat that you like You will know Jonathan as a puppy As a puppy yeah as a puppy Fuck it's a puppy

He is a puppy. Yeah. He is so friendly. He is giddy, giddy. He loves everyone. He's glued to my feet. He's the love of my life. He is addicted to sucking on my neck, which I wonder when that will end.

Because does, I've been, I haven't slept in three nights. Just due to neck sucking. Yeah. Yeah. Waking up every hour. Yeah. I've been woken up every hour, which is, I don't, I genuinely, I mean, I feel completely sick and I'm shaking because I haven't gotten any sleep. I don't mind it.

No. I do not mind it. That's motherhood for you. I am so deeply in love. That's so sweet. Yeah. What do you think his middle name should be? I forgot to tell you.

His backstory. He was adopted and returned. He was adopted with his sister by a family that had a large dog and the dog ate the sister in front of him. and then they returned Jonathan Jesus So the fact that he is like so loving After going through like such a trauma Yeah

I can't stand it I can't stand the fact that these Animals are so pure and innocent And they just They're defenseless Yeah It's funny We both have pets that were returned to the shelter

Max twice It's we saved them But really they saved us I literally I feel saved. And I'm sorry if this is the exact, I think I just fully redid the obsessed episode for this week. So I do want to apologize. I'm saying the exact same things that I said on that.

But, oh, yay. I actually forget what was coming. So a little surprise for you and obsessed this week because I forget what I was just about to say, but I know it's an obsessed. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's fine.

I do too. Okay. Well, cool. Look at that. Yeah. That's an amazing thing that you just did for yourself. A lot of people think that Jonathan is named after Jonathan Groff, but that's not the case. Who's you named?

Jonathan Larson continuing his legacy. That's good. Who is that for me? Tell me. I have no clue. Too many Jonathan's. Well, it is a threefold. Jonathan Larson is mostly his namesake.

That's, you know, the composer of Rent, the one who died on opening night, also Tick, Tick, Boom. Yeah, I never got to see Rent. Because he always felt like he was running out of time, 3090. And he did run out of time. So that's Jonathan. Aging is a beautiful. Continuing his legacy.

Also, obviously, it helps that Jonathan Graff too. And Jonathan Bailey doesn't hurt either. So. You've got a couple Jonathan's that you could have gone with. That's good to continue the legacy, though. I like that. Yeah. That's a beautiful thing.

I'm sure you can't wait to get home to your baby. I'm itching. To suck on your neck. I'm itching. I feel sick that Max is just like, Without me and I had to I literally I was like I don't even know if I should go home and see him because now I'm just gonna like do it again to him I feel sick that Jonathan's just Sitting there I'm jealous tell him where I am and that I'll be back

I'm jealous of the cat mentality because like he's so sweet right now But like cats are cool being alone which is like I'm so jealous right dogs don't have that they're like I'm gonna kill mice like I'm sure if Max could grab a gun With that with his with his thing on his elbow like he would yeah commit trigger yeah i really i don't think jonathan can't be alone for one second so i don't know i do not know you need to get some ring cameras and set them up yeah i think that would make me i would be glued to my phone experiencing full psychosis well max like literally as soon as i leave he gets everything off the counter but if there's nothing on the counter he just lays in different spots he doesn't do anything but like cats like get mischievous that'd be fun to watch it's like a tv

show wait they have a tv show tom and jerry Oh shit, I forgot to put TV on for him. Apparently there's cat shows. There's cat shows. Max hates the dog shows. Really? Yeah. What are they?

Squirrels and birds. I'm sure you love them. Yeah, I was like, wow, this is great. I'm watching for 20 minutes. I was like, this is so zen. And then I clicked in, I was like, what is this? I want to play this again. 40 minutes TV for dogs.

I was like, okay, great. Yeah. That's awesome. I had the most beautiful morning, which is why it was five minutes late. I thought you were on the plane this morning. I landed at seven, so I, like, had time at my house. Oh. What was the beauty?

Just like the beauty and the small, beautiful little things that I was able to notice this morning. That's awesome. Like, for no reason. It's almost paralyzing how nostalgic I get when I'm leaving a place. You know, like, as much shit as I talk about on my current apartment, I'm like, oh, this cabinet that doesn't shut, like, I'm going to miss that. You know, and I fucking hate it right now. Totally. And then, like, I'm out.

on my patio and I'm like yeah I'm gonna miss this how many times have I sat out there and had my coffee six yeah like one being this morning and you got the place because you're like I'm gonna sit out here every day with every day yeah well the thing is now it's nice out you know and like now I can sit out and enjoy it and what's the temperature like in your neck of the woods it's literally it was like in the 50s we're doing we're doing 89 oh look at what I'm wearing I have my ooge I have my ooze I have my and I'm in jorts oh and I was loving who I the person I was in the oaks this morning. I always love the person you are in the oaks.

I know, I feel good. It's so nice to be wearing these and like out and about. If you only get, oh, do you want to hear this horrible thing that I did? Yeah. Oh, first of all, when I walked this morning, I went to the little library and I'll usually like check out. I love the free little libraries. Would you find? Woo-hoo!

Oh my God! Yay! Of everything in 2009. We can go through that in the bone. Yeah, I'm really looking forward to doing through this. I'd like to do this. Of course, like, the little library, as like the one book that I'm like interested in looking at.

Yeah. Let's see, just one little sneak peek-a-boo. Oh, world wars. I'm not going to do that. Not right now. Top 10 world wars in 2009. Why is that in that book? That seems like a fun book.

I have, um, sorry, what were you saying? Oh my gosh. You know how you're so nervous about leaving your cat Jonathan at home? Yeah. Because you just like have never had this feeling about another human being. Yeah. You know that's actually like, and eight instinctual thing

that mothers feel towards her babies you know my mom always used to say to me that she would have dreams that I came out of her as a fly as a house fly and she kept being like where is he where is he and then she would sit on me at the end of the thing she would sit on me the baby house fly so now I'm gonna have that dream

and squish me to bits damn yeah I bet new stress dreams are about to unlock for sure yeah for sure oh my gosh yeah But she doesn't have those anymore about me. I was, um... It's really just like the baby of it all. Yeah.

He's this big. Audio listeners, I'm holding on my pinky. Like, I just, he's so fragile. Yeah, it's the fragility of it all. And it's, it's the, um, like, you're responsible for that thing. I still have dreams, even though Max is not with me right now. This whole episode is going to be about Jonathan or Max. Oh, Jonathan.

and Max. That sounds good together. You can call them Johnny if you want to. Oh, Max and Johnny, Johnny and Max. I still have dreams. My stress dreams have switched from, like, I am in the final day of a class that I forgot that I was enrolled in in in college and I can't even find what room it's in.

And it's the day of the final to now, like, oh my gosh, Max has been on men at home. home and I didn't get a sitter or like and he's just like in my house by himself and he's been there. Yeah. Granted I would know that because he will how if he's alone for due long. I don't know if this is a stress dream or just a dream, but had a dream that I got picked up from Chipotle in an Uber and my Uber driver was pregnant and then started going the wrong way. She was a woman.

Started going the wrong way. Oh, well, that explains it. Started going the wrong way and I was like, oh, that's the wrong way. and then she was like, you're my baby now. Oh. Go on. You're my baby now. And turned out she went full Terry Schuster and the pregnancy bump was fake.

And she took me home to my childhood home and started treating me like a baby. And then, thank God, I watched so much criminal minds. I knew to feed into the delusion. Yeah. Yeah. So I was like, ooh, go, go, God. I let her treat me like a little baby. and then I said, I just have to go grab some stuff at my home and then I'll come right back.

And she was like, oh, God, yeah. And then I got out. It's so crazy. But then I had to crawl to your home. Oh my gosh. That's like a great, that's like a great play. It's crazy how me and you immediately will go. Like, what's that syndrome?

Stockholm syndrome. I'm like completely, I feel like me and you would be really good at faking. No, I did not get Stockholm syndrome. No, I know, but faking it. Yes. Yes. You have to feed into the delusion 90% of the time. Sometimes the unsub will catch on to that and that will really aggravate them.

So you just have to keep a finger on the pulse of the unsub. Okay, I'll try. Speaking of unsub. Yeah. Two things. One, did you see Matthews going to be in a new show about Albert Einstein's grandson? That's going to be the best thing that's ever grace our television. Looking forward to it.

really looking forward to it. Two, he has a Halloween special out. Gublerween. This is a big deal because there was not one last year. And so this is like really pulling out all the stops. Yeah, yeah, a big deal. He's pulling out all the stops. And so in the Gublerween special, he had these like stuffed pumpkins because he was planning on jumping off of a building into, obviously he was planning on jumping off of Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas into a big.

into a big container of these stuffed pumpkins that he made. Because, you know, he makes stuffed animals. And so before this, I obviously turned on the special. The second it was released, he posted, I saw the story in 20 seconds, turned on the special. The second we got to the pumpkins, I think in my head he is selling those pumpkins. I go to, what's his website? Something. I go to his website immediately.

Pumpkins for sale. I'm probably one of the first to get the pumpkins because he hadn't even announced in the video that he's selling the pumpkins yet. No one had even gotten to that point. I'm thinking ahead, okay? And I'm the first one. Guberland. Sorry, forgive me. And I'm thinking ahead.

And the first ones that are being sold are actually used in the video. So I imagine that I'm getting a real prop. Wow. In the mail. And I got two. One for you. Thank you. You're welcome.

That's gorgeous. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Cool. Yeah. Oh my gosh Maybe maybe a little bit of his smell will be on one because you need to smell this man He smells so good

I would die anyway Did he get hurt? Well he did so he wasn't able to jump off of the casino so he jumped off of litter Cesar's Pizza pizza Okay well that's good That doesn't look like a little Cesar's though That is a little Cesar's so

So I'm gonna get one of those pumpkins He just jumped off the curb? No, he was on the roof. He fell. But I don't think. I think it was a stunt, obviously. I sell some little pumpkins. Yeah, so all proceeds, 200% of the proceeds.

Oh, that's good. Go to the children's hospital. So every ounce of my money and he's matching because he's, he's everything. That's a special man. Yeah. You know I probably have E. coli. No, I didn't. Yeah.

because that's the only explanation. Was that a dream too? No, that was a Twitter thing. I saw that yesterday. No, I don't. But I got food poisoning on last Thursday. What were your Simpsons? The most, I still have it right now.

The most unimaginable, bloating, constantly, and then visitation rights, visitation rights to any restroom space. 60 times a day. Do you need to make right now? No. But I just like I've never had food poisoning in my life. And I know what it was. I feel like food poisoning is usually like puking, no? I don't know.

But it wasn't, it's never no puking involved. Not to talk about puking. But I've never experienced food poisoning before. I got into Austin late at night. And so I did one of those like I'm at the airport. I'm door dashing right now. So it's at my hotel. Yeah.

Wait, sorry. What was the food? Did you say? Why is like street swarma always open at 12.30 a.m? You know? And like I should know. You know, I should just drink water and pray and act like I'm fasting because it's 1230. I could just go to sleep.

Right. Or I could get two chicken swarmas. Yeah. You know, and eat both of them. That's your right. They were so delicious. I was like, I'm going to get these again tomorrow. I wake up.

I'm not even going to say it because I would probably ask to cut what I was about to say. Just say it. And we could always cut it. Just say it. No, I don't even want you guys to know. I'm going to tell you guys. but I want you guys not to look at me differently. I'm like, I'm going to fart in my bed.

I sharded it in my bed. Oh, that's fine. No, like I pooped in my bed. I pooped the bed. Obviously, that's the best place to do it besides the toilet. Aziz has to leave the serious space because she spilled everywhere from her mouth. Oh, she spilled from her mouth. I, from then on, have not been okay.

This morning, not okay. I'm about like I might have to go to urgent care and like have some somebody a professional look at my stomach it's not okay and I narrowed it down to either that or my smoothie I had on Friday morning something tells me it was the shorma yeah I'm leaning towards the street swarma made probably with someone's bare hands that's really like just really disappointing anyways I would have been right beside you and your I'm a baby dream just shitting my boy little crib, shitting in my crib. I need a diaper change. Yeah. We all could you say good old fashioned dypey change? I had a blowout.

In my in my, in your diphtie. In my fibs and friends mess shorts, which are available for sale now, you too could chart through your fibs and friends mess shorts. Did you, we've read this before about, it was like this Reddit thread about Hugo

the Hornet who shit in his mesh shorts and he said it acted as a shit colander. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. That's funny. Yeah.

I also want to say about my mesh shorts. I was able to find out while in public that you can see directly through them. The holes are too big. How big are the holes? The holes are massive. There was a collinding happening. Everything is pretty much as, you can walk. It's like a little fake wall.

You can walk right through it like a ghost. Maybe you should consider wearing underwear with them. I'm going to now. Yeah. This is crazy because, like, I genuinely have something speaking of colanders, like in the notes. I know. I was going to ask you to just... It sets colander.

Yeah. It's just a new invention idea. Why don't we have pots with a built-in colander at the bottom? They tell those. Okay. That's how you know it's a good idea. It is a good idea. And you know what?

I was like, I want to buy that because I don't own a colander. And every time I'm like, I need to get a colander. But then I'm like, can we look at one of those up, is he? Collanders are one of those things where it's like, you need, everyone needs a colander. Yep. But no one ever has a colander. I think everyone does. My mom don't.

Really? Yeah, my mom doesn't believe in colander's. So what does she do? Holds the lid over the pot and drains it like so. Seems like a colander would make that easier. Let's see. Damn! No?

Yeah. Yeah, they do make it. I'm just saying I want a lever at the bottom. That's what I'm saying. Not an additional piece of the puzzle. That's an additional piece of the puzzle. It just goes together. Yeah, I'm saying lever.

Flip the lever and it becomes holes at the bottom. Just pull the lever, crook, literally. So just pull the trigger. That's what I'm talking about. Okay. Can you tell me about the jewel class action? Yeah, like everyone's getting paid on Twitter. it makes me wish I would have hit everybody's jewel in college.

But how can you prove? I think someone on Twitter said, just go ahead right now and anytime you see a class action lawsuit, just sign it. Yeah. Like, I wish I would have done that so bad. Is it too late? Yeah, because they've now done the payouts.

And it's been like five years since it happened. And I'm like, to me, my red flags went up and I'm like, okay. Like, when people get sick from something, they get $100. or something from... Did you get that, Izzy? No. Getting $9,200 from a class action lawsuit when like a million people signed up,

that's literally, to me, it's like... That's like a bigillion USD. No, that's kind of like, sorry, sorry we... Sorry you died. You know, like weird. It's like really bad. To me, that's what it seems like, it's like, this is a massive, massive, massive payout.

But then I looked into it and it's... This was just because they got sued on their marketing tactics, but I think the marketing tactics were like it's safe. Or like I think the marketing was actually like, it's better for you than smoking cigarettes. Right. And it's worse. I think it's the same if not worse.

Because why are people getting paid different amounts? Like. I think it's the like how many times you purchased. Like if you bought like 10,000 jewels versus like somebody bought. People save their receipts? Credit card search. Oh. Wow.

So I guess. Yeah. Wow. So I guess the person... I feel like most of the people that bought jewels were like buying them out of a middle school bathroom. Not with their credit cards per se. In college we had like one specific store. I never, I never even hit a jewel.

I don't even like one single time in college. But I remember the store. It was like one guy sold the mango jewel pods. And I forget his name. It's okay. Yeah. He sold them. And I remember, like, people would post on Snapchat and they'd be like, I just bought, like, a billion of these.

So they probably, I would kick myself if I was really like hounding a jewel, huffing and puffing their house down and didn't sign up. That's what I'm scared about with the binkie. Uh-huh. I stopped with the binkie fully. Well, weed is just in general changed now. I think weed is making people. I saw a billboard on the way here that really shook me to my core. Not your grandmother's weed.

That's true. Weed has changed up to 230% since our grandparents' generation. It might not have been 230. Yeah, what, like 230% more potent? Something. Maybe more artificial. It's definitely like one hit wonder type situation. It's not like you can't just like sit around and smoke a full joint anymore.

I feel like you'll just like start being able to talk to your ancestors. Yeah. if you know you know um but i don't i don't know about the jewel lawsuit like i'm it's really scary it scared me a lot and i was like oof that's like a huge amount of money to be distributed amongst a million people but go off jewel yeah um you know what i was thinking about this weekend what i was watching this ticot of um like all these teenagers hanging out by a pool and i was like damn we would never do that because like we'd be like oh someone's going to push me in If you push a kid in a pool these days, like, you owe them $1,000 for an iPhone.

You're like, no one gets, no one's ever going to get pushed in a pool again. Well said. Well thought out. They have a phone in there. They have a computer in their pocket. You know what else? Ding dong ditching. Say buy to ding dong ditching.

Ring cameras. So true. I don't remember, like, living in fear of being pushed in a pool as being part of my childhood. That was it of yours? Yeah. It was and it wasn't like a fear. It's just like, oh, like I'm scared. It was like fun. It was a fun fear. You know, it was like that's like part of the party. Yeah. Like being pantsed. Yeah. Oh my gosh. I have a memory of being pants one time and it was traumatic and it was on the beach and it was front of like a bunch of older kids. Did all your panties come down? Yeah. I don't think I was wearing underwear and I remember being like. Really? Yeah. Well, because back then and still now there's netting and men's bathing suits. Yes. No one ever. talks about that. The netting?

The netting is, now the netting is shaped like a pair of women's underwear, right? Like a speedo. It's lay miss. Yeah. Really? Yeah.

Why do you need the wedding so you don't chafe? I mean, the wedding? I guess you don't really need it though. Like it really like collects things like anti-collander netting. Like shells? Like shells? Yeah.

For sure. Yeah. puts it right into your ass cheeks. Bikinis need a net and colander It doesn't work I've always cut it out But this time I hadn't cut it out I think it was like eight

When someone pants me And I went and sat behind a sand dune And sobbed That's so sad That's so sad I remember that that's like one of my first memories Is that one of your first memories Is when you were eight

Yeah And I probably made that up too Do you think? I don't know Huh Do you want to hear something else It's horrible? Yeah

I got out of my Uber on Thursday, walked in the airport. I'm so early. Go to check my bag. My phone's my Uber. I run to the front desk. Can I use your landline phone? I just start calling my phone, calling my phone, calling my phone, calling my phone. By the grace of God, the guy answered and said, I heard a buzzing.

You are the luckiest guy in the world. Do you know how out for debt, because I didn't bring my laptop, out for dead you are when you don't have a phone at the air? Left for dead you are? I can't even imagine. Oh my gosh, I was like, I'm just gonna walk down

and get a tax to go home. But great, good for you. I would have just gone home. Like I wouldn't have even. I called it nine times and he's like, and he pulled back around. Wow. Blessings.

That's, you lucked out. I know. Oh yeah. Here's a question. Hit me. Did we ever figure out if like sleeping with your phone under your pillow is going to give you cancer?

No. Or is that still dirty still out? Like, but get ready. Just like, gird your loins to sign up for the class action against Apple when it does. I mean, there's no way. I guess it hasn't been long enough.

It hasn't been long enough. But some people probably sleep with it like on their chest every night. So like we'll know about them. I sleep with it under my pillow. We'll know about them far before. But I also feel like radiation, it's probably a different type of radiation, me just guessing about science right now. That's what Google said.

I'm ready to get absolutely roasted. I almost said spit roasted in the. You could say that. In the comments section, spit-roasted in the comments. But radiation also kills tumors. So maybe we're all, we all have tumors from the jewels, and we're sleeping on our phones, and it's killing the tumors from the jewels. I love you 5G.

The way that your brain works. You have to connect the dogs sometimes. Yeah. If everyone else gets to be a conspiracy there is about random stuff, like, I can be, too. No, you totally can. There's frequencies happening everywhere. Who's to decide which ones are good and which ones are a barred? I actually, I'm wondering why some radiation saves you and some radiation kills you.

Well, radiation, I think, is just bad. You can't get a ton of radiation. Every time I'm like, I'm nervous about getting scanned at the airport. Someone's like, do you know how much radiation is on a plane? And I'm like, no, why would I know that? What does radiation, it's losing all meaning? What does it even mean? I think harmful emissions.

Rays, like energy. There's different. What's coming out? There's different frequencies, I guess, I think. Radiation is energy that moves from one place to another in the form that can be described as waves or particles. Of what? Radiation? Yeah, it's like waves.

Whoa. Atomic blast. So all radiation is like a tiny, you can do tiny atomic blasts. Okay. I love the Google search. What is radiation in a simple sentence? That's just for my mom. I probably Googled that.

Um, did you see that? Everyone in the United States could see that Northern Lights like a week ago. About a week ago? No. Yeah. Wait, was daylight savings last night? No. Okay, it was a different time when I woke up.

Okay. I don't really like want to talk about Liam because it's just like sad. But my heart goes out to everyone affected. I and I have been sad too, very much. I've been listening to a lot of One Direction. Is this a part of the podcast? Oh, sure. Yeah, I just, yeah, I'm not going to go too into it,

but just just making a general statement that I'm sad. And I'm sorry that everyone is sad. Yeah, that's really, it's really tragic. It is. The passing. I really think it's interesting how many people have, we talked about this recently where it was like, You know, when people die, everyone's like, wait, he was my favorite.

I'm in love with him. And it's like, oh, singing a different tune than last week. Yeah, that does happen a lot, doesn't it? I am kind of, and now I've switched my tone too. If I die and someone wants to be like, I was his best friend, go for it. I like the attention while I'm alive. Oh, I still don't feel that way. I like the attention while I'm alive.

Why would I not like it in the afterlife? life. It's not attention really. It's a lie. It's a lie, but like, post that one good picture we took a long time ago. Keep going. My legacy lives. But can they, they can still post that great picture without saying that they were your best friend. I mean, see whatever you need to say that gets you through the day. This is just me. This is just me in my afterlife. Yeah. Now, when you start writing a book about me and our, in our experiences together, I was actually talking to Taffi about this. When I start writing a book about you or the general public?

The general public. Like Teffi was like, I'll write a book about like if you pass away. So I was texting her. I was about to get on this flight and I was like, really not feeling good about this specific flight. She was like, if you pass away, I'll write about our life together. And I was like, Taffi and I have, we're friends. I was like genuinely like make up absurd shit.

And I like no one's going to no one's going to now they will. But like they, no one's going to say otherwise. It's what you would want. It's what I would want. Yeah. Throw some money towards the Lancaster animal shelter that I got Max at. Yeah. And all is well in the world.

Yeah. Truly. Truly. Every now and then I'm like, was that Donald Trump when I talk? Oh, I've never thought that when you're speaking. Sometimes I hear it. I was like, truly. Yeah, I hear it.

And I do the finger too. You see he was serving up, serving it up and make these. Mickey Dees? I sure did. That was really something. I didn't know that those fries could get any greaser. Ah! That sounded like fun-bub.

Did you hear him talking about the fries? You didn't hear any about it? No, I didn't. How did you miss all this? I mean, I saw it and I just scroll past. He was like, he went on for about two minutes, like about this whole, this whole experience was basically summed up in about two minutes, him talking about how, I always thought they touch the fries. They don't touch the fries at all with their hands. You never touch the fries.

The fries are never touched by the human hand. They go straight. from there into the thing nobody ever touches the fries he i think he thought people were grabbing them out of the friar and putting them in your bag it does sound like you got that it sucks that he's funny he's so funny oh that's chilling completely chilling this is a picture of him where he looks like he's melting that is meltation this is one of those things we're like if i would have seen this and i had been like on a in in the woods for a week or hiking and hadn't had service I'd be like, man, AI is wild.

That looks so real. Yeah. He does age by the day, which is a blessing. Should we tease something that's coming up? I would love that. I know we've been teasing something else that's taking a little bit of time to come out, but this thing that we're about to start teasing now is different and is coming out next week before the thing that we've been teasing earlier, which will be coming out after the thing

that we're teasing right now. What's crazy is like it's going to be, it's like tease, tease, but then it's going to be like, boom, bang, bang, and bust out. Bang, bust and baby. It's going to be insane.

It's almost going to be like a little bit like, hold up. They don't love you like I love you. Izzy, we're busting out and through next Tuesday. Mm-hmm. We're busting this one out next Tuesday. 8 a.m. At 8 a.m. PST?

Yes. PST. This was the most. Fun is not necessarily the right word, but the most that I have felt while filming one of our specialties. It's so good. It is very funny to watch. It is very funny to watch. Also, it's tis the season.

Tis the reason for the season. Yep. We had a blast filming it. I can't wait to watch it. We watched a little bit of it this morning, and it's so funny. It is really funny. So when I just so raw and authentic. It's raw.

It's raw. Just like Brooke and I are always just so raw and authentic that this is almost really just like painting a really good picture of us. Yeah. Being raw and authentic. Yeah. So if you've ever wondered like, oh, I wonder what Brooke and Connor are like raw. And authentic as well. And authentic.

This is, uh, this is going to be great. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I don't know. After seeing it this morning, I'm like, oh, wow. I'm excited.

I'm so excited. Um, I literally am here for. two days and then I leave for Atlanta again and then I'm I'm oh oh no next week so it's going to be such a pleasure to see that go live while I'm out of office I'm going to be on the East Coast I'm going to be in Boston with my family leaves are going to be falling into your hat

into my hat yeah why would the leaves be falling into my hat at all because it's going to be on my head if you turned it upside down the leaves would be falling into your hat no one thinks quite like you don't I'm going to carve up a pumpkin next week. I'm telling you I have mommy brain. Mush. I'm surprised my brain isn't leaking out of my ears.

There's still time. Yeah. Stop. Did you watch Andrew's chicken shop? No. Okay. Was it good? I have a controversial take.

I have a controversial take too. Whoever, like these people on the internet they're like well she's 30 and he's 42 so that's like a little weird i'm like is 30 now an infant like i'm confused why that's like that feels completely normal to me it's completely normal but like 28 and 40 would work too when you're thinking about andrew completely that's totally normal yeah i just that whole conversation now has gotten so weird it's like okay hang on you guys yeah no they're both like grown ass adults now they're like really on the verge of just really like losing touch of the original conversation that I think that people were having

about that whole thing. But I'm like, you guys, it's good. But there was some chemistry there. She has chemistry. They both have chemistry with everyone. Yeah. And I fear it's important to remind everybody that he's an actor. And Amelia? The best one too. Amelia is also really, really good at acting. I don't think their relationship is necessarily acting. I think they have a great thing going on. But I was like a little bit like on comf during the chicken shop because Andrew was being so Andrew, which is what I love about him, of course. And Amelia was being so Amelia, which is what I love about her, of course. Like she was so committed to the bit and he was so committed to like getting deep that it almost like clashed to me. That could also be me just like

not wanting to perceive the chemistry as a shield mechanism. But that is really how. I felt. I mean, it went vi-vi. Yeah, of course it did. Yeah. He is everywhere. I need him to go back into the closet. Not in a gay way, but in the way that he was like nowhere to be found except for with his goggles on the yacht.

I need him to go back to the yacht. He's having a moment, which is great for him. I'm excited for him. Him and Florence Pugh also? Of course I'm excited for him. Also, they'd be fucking or what? What do you think? What do I think? I think

That I would be shocked if they haven't. I had my finger on the pulse. I would be shocked, but I don't think she has a boyfriend, she said. Yeah, I'm not making. I don't think it's an active. I'm not making any. I don't think it's an ongoing investigation. I'm not making any comments about that, but she seems like she could be down to like.

She could be down to like open, like a little open situation. Oh, an open relationship. Relationship. She kind of seems like, I mean, she's a septum piercing. She might be in an open. relationship. Oh, I didn't know that was a qualifier. Those things kind of have some overlap. And if you're talking about a Venn diagram, Septim piercing and open relationships. I feel, I feel fine about him being with other people. Healthy girl. Now that you have a baby. Like, talk about baby brain. It's like,

I have one priority now. It's my family. I, this is what I was going to say that I said will be an extra treat on Obsessed that I just remembered. So, obsessed will be exactly everything that I said I understand why there's that like stereotypical version of a cat lady that's always alone. Because when you have a cat, why would you need anything else? That's how I feel. I feel now that I have Jonathan, I don't need like a boyfriend or any friends or any company besides his. You are like.

And I'm not leaving the house. You are like when when someone has like a dog or whatever, like an animal. and then they get it a baby and now it's, it like regains color and it's skin and fur. And how it's like, uh,

yeah, I have, well, I have like, I have like purpose now. Yeah. Yeah. Especially like,

not to bring Frankie into this, but like looking at your the juxtaposition. And how it just kind of like did its own thing. And now this cat is kind of sucking on your neck a lot. Yeah, she wouldn't let me

touch her, which like boundaries like, oh off queen, love her with my whole chest. I did, need a pet that would let me love them. Let me love you. And I will love you.

Let me be the one to give you everything you want and need. Pretty. Hey, welcome to this dude. Hey, how are you all doing? Hey, how y'all doing? No, I'm jealous. And now you have this new thing. You've got like a project.

Like you've got something exciting to go home to. I've got all my all my packages. that were hidden in plain sight, at my doorstep now, I feel, it sucks for me. I'm just going to my house, and it's like, okay, what's the point? I have to get myself up,

like, you know, usually I have Max sucking on my neck, metaphorically speaking. Yeah. And I don't right now. So I'm like, what hell am I here? Yeah, I mean, it's, I don't see a world in which I would feel as strongly for my biological children

as I do for Jonathan. Maybe that will change. I don't know. But he is my, hold on, let me really quickly think which one orbits around what? He is my Earth and I am the sun. Nope. Nope. Other way around.

I am the sun. Exactly. I know that the Earth stands still. So he, nope, I know that the Earth rotates around the sun. That's what I meant to say. That's what I know. If I know one thing, it's that the Earth orbits around the sun. So he is my son.

Oh my God, in many in two different ways. Let's cut the part where I didn't know which one was which. No, look, no, Brooke, no, Brooke. That is so funny. Mommy brain. I know that the Earth rotates around the sun. It took me, I had just woken up only four hours ago. So please give me some slack.

Hey, man. I read a book. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. What one? The greatest salesman. I meant. Has anyone read that in this room? You finished it, covered a cup? Yeah, it's

real tiny. I ordered it. Have you read it? Nope, everyone is. There are crickets in this building. I think it's the greatest salesman in the world. I'm really confused if it was about the Bible. Oh, it's a religious piece?

I couldn't tell. What made you think? Because it was talking about someone leaving Jerusalem and a star leading them to their destination. Okay, so do you think it was about Jesus being the greatest salesman? Jesus was involved. Jesus was involved in so many ways.

I do declare, but I couldn't tell in what way. Did you get this because of Matthew McConaughey? Actor Matthew McConaughey cited this book as having changed his life. Oh, my God. Do you think that was buried in your subconscious from reading? Maybe that was in his memoir. I haven't read that in so long and I just got this book. But buried. Things can bury in your subconscious.

They bury themselves? Yeah. Are we doing buried this morning? What is it, Barry? Barry. That's a strawberry. Oof. We're not going to see eye to eye for the...

No, I usually say, I don't know. I wish that I could get myself involved in something that isn't a self-help book, but every book on my desk is all self-help. Would you be interested in a horror book? No. I just read like a scary book that actually was bone-chilling. No. Okay.

Because I don't have my dog with me right now. I'm just sitting in my house alone. Yeah. So horrible. Maybe not the best for now. No, and my TV is still on the ground at my house. Broken? Yeah, it's a bit.

To bit. It turns on, but only half of it works. And so if I could figure out a way to orient the screen to just turn, to just work for that part, I would turn the TV this way and just watch it there. Yeah. But I'm just not a man in tech. You don't have to be. I'm not a man in STEM. Yeah.

What are you a man in? Mess shorts. A man? In mesh shorts. I'm just a man in... The man in mesh shorts, that's the name of your memoir. I'm just a man in mesh shorts looking at a woman who needs a colander saying, here, try the... Try the shit colander.

Okay, now put it all together. I'm just a man in mesh shorts looking at a woman who's a full-grown baby who's been kidnapped saying, you need a colander? Try my shit colander shorts. Sure. that was good that was we can end on that note it's always nice to end on a quote like that no we have to say one more thing that's just like beyond like life changing yeah just like something that we can say um usually when we talk just to talk it doesn't end well like if we say no i want to say something that to leave the to leave everyone you don't think that was enough book that was like really i bet we'll

lose subscribers from me ending on that. People, that'll be... I think people would like to hear about the shit, you looking at a woman asking for the shit colander. What's that original saying? I'm just a man...

I'm just a girl looking at a boy asking him to love her. Oh, wow, I really took some creative ladies. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. What do I... That's your right.

What is that from? How did I... Notting Hill. Julia Roberts is Hugh Grant. Maybe I'll watch that. You should. On the broken TV. On the plane.

On the plane to Atlanta. I suspect. spectacular one. Really? Yeah, it could be one. It could be Hughes best. Besides Love, actually, when he's dancing down the stairs. Probably my favorite scene in any, in any TV.

You know, Hugh was my first cardboard cut out. Really? Wow. Yeah. I need some shows and stuff for when I go to London. In Ireland. I don't have anything for you. My parents planned, like, a full road trip for us in Ireland.

and I'm excited for that. That should be really fun. Yeah. Where's Max going? He's going to stay with a friend of mine from high school. Okay. And then I'll get him officially back. Okay, we'll wrap up.

Thank you guys for listening. That is our show. And nothing is ever going to take that from us. No matter how hard so many people will try. How hard so many people might try? This is our show. This is our show. And we will see you next time on our show.

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