Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - The Need To Yap

Episode Date: June 27, 2024

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Are you okay overall? Yeah. Oh my God, yeah. Okay, good. Love being okay though, but like in my gut, there's a sense of eerieness. It's just when there's a calmness to you, it makes me extremely uncomfortable. Oh, how do you think I feel? Yeah.

Yeah. Well, my stomach also, like, it could be just like, I'm... Really? Yeah. Today, and it's been a while. You were kind of on time today. Yeah, well, I got up early today. The sun's getting up.

earlier and it's kind of been inspiring me to get up a little earlier. Something is so wrong with my sleeping schedule, and I can't quite crack it because I'm just coming back from the East Coast, but I also can't get up before 11. L.A. time. Oh, maybe you're sick. I was really sick in New York. I guess that could be it. You're always sick when you get to New York. I'm always sick when I travel because my fingers are in my nose on the plane. I think that's why. which is random yeah so is speaking of picking my nose sorry let's get that at let's get this out of the way

let's go ahead and knock that out I got a new nail shape when I got my nails done it's almond and picking your nose with the almond shape nails is crazy it's like a little like Coke spoon which I have genuinely I've only seen in movies truly I'm not even just saying that but it really is like a a, it's such, it's a device. It's a shape. It's a scoop. It's into the orifice. It's like an ice cream scooper. That's a better, that's a better analogy.

No, I like the first one. That's funny. Cokespoon caught me off guard. Yeah, me too. Let's get the Coke spoon and the picking the nose out of the way. Yeah. Or minute four of the podcast. Well, do you have anything else to say about your stomach while we're at it?

No. Like, honestly, I had some, I had it some, I had overnight oats and cold beer coffee. I don't have a, it. anyone else can agree with this. I can have three hot cups of coffee and I can act like a normal adult. I can get half, not even halfway through this cold brew. And it is like I took a diuretic. Like it feels like I'm drinking me relax.

You know diuretic is something that makes you pee, not something that makes you have diarrhea? I think we had that conversation. Or dehydrates you? It dehydrates you and makes you pee. Coffee is also a diuretic actually. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, here we are. Oh, it feels good to get that. Feels good to get that off our chest. It definitely does. Oh my gosh. What else is on your chest? On my chest? Yeah.

Well, this is the first time I've been here since Jonathan Groff won a Tony. Oh, yeah. So history has been altered and shifted. And my life is divided into two parts now, which is amazing and exciting. It's always nice to be able to reframe the way that you think about your journey. Right. Through someone else's journey, especially. and their lens.

And their lens too. Oh yeah, we were at the beach last week. Yeah, we went to the beach. No, this is related to the Tonys. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we were at the beach last week. Had a nice little birthday hang out at the beach. You were there.

That was precious. And I was watching the Tonys on the beach, which was like a very wholesome, beautiful experience on my phone. And then I was also watching it on the car ride home. And then when I got home, I was watching it on the TV. So we were doing three different. Venues. Venues of Tony watching.

And then that's when Jonathan won his Tony and the world shifted on its axis. And we, I know you didn't, you probably didn't watch his speech. I didn't get to it yet. He, he made history. Good. He made history with that speech. Tony, Tony history. He, let me, do you mind if I talk about Jonathan Groff for a second?

No, no, please. Just whenever you're ready to talk about Jonathan Groff, you can go ahead. Here's the thing about Jonathan Groff. you would think that every night is his first night on the stage. He has not lost that sparkle that he had at three years old when he dressed up as Mary Poppins. He has not lost that sense of gratitude and joy. And you can see that in his performance. And you could see that in his speech.

It's literally like every single night he's coming from the farm where he grew up to the big apple for the first time. and his eyes are open wide. And I just, it's just, you feel that. When? You feel that it coursing through your veins when you watch him on stage, no matter what he does. I want you to give that speech about me

when I, when I pass on. I just want you to replace Jonathan's name of mine. Okay. From that farmer he grew up to the Big Apple, it was always like, it was his first time accepting award X. I mean, I just, when you do something for so long, I mean, he's been,

Spring Awakening was 20 years. years ago. Of course. You know? So when you do something for that long, the sparkle tends to fade. Yeah. His sparkle has not faded. Oh my God. That's so refreshing to see it. His sparkle has not faded and it lives in all of us. And that's what makes his performance is so special. He's spitting his sparkles onto us when he spit. He's Hock-Tuo with the sparkles. Yeah. So that was really one of the most magnificent speeches that I've ever seen. Yeah. And we lived through a moment in his in time. I'm in history, which is really exciting. That's really special.

Yeah, I love living through moments of history. And I'll be telling my kids and their grandkids about where I was when I watched Jonathan Groff went to Tony, which was just in front of the TV, which is pretty standard. But I'll never forget it. Yeah. That's so special. Yeah. Well, you knew it doesn't matter.

I didn't know. We knew he was going to win, but that doesn't make that moment any less special. Yeah. You know? You knew on the beach when you started tuning in. And Daniel Radcliffe also won for Mary Lee, which. was so well deserved and you know i just i can't say enough good things about about that cast oh this is so weird get this so the cast is made up of three like main characters right uh jonathan's character

daniel's character and then uh this other girl lindsay's character and on the way home from new york there was a woman on my plane wearing a merrily be roll along t-shirt and so of course me and patrick are like have you seen merrily that was lindsay's aunt oh my god yeah it was really lindsay from the play, the third main character. She pointed to her on her shirt and was like, you know this girl? That's my niece. And I said, that is absolutely remarkable. That's my niece on my chest. Yeah. I was like in the presence of greatness, truly. That's awesome. Yeah. That's so special. Well, I'm happy for you guys. Thank you. Wait, how was Daffy Ducks birthday? Oh, it was Donald's, Donald's. Oh my God. Forgive me. Yeah, that's why I actually went to New York for Donald Ducks 90th

birthday. Now, how was how was his 90th? I mean, it was everything he probably could have dreamed of. Yeah. I'll be honest. Is he there? I didn't see him. I didn't but hitting his spirit. You could feel it. Yeah, Anderson Pack was there. Right. Which makes sense. They're close.

I mean, they go way, way, way back. But yet it was beautiful. It was a great, it was a great way to honor him in the 90 years that he has provided us with joy and love and laughter. and is Daffy his nephew?

I don't know the difference between the two. Daffy and you went to Donald's birthday? Donald is 90. Donald's 90. And where does that leave Daffy? Especially in relationship to Donald. I think Daffy is Daffy, D-A-F-F-Y. Daffy's going to be two Fs.

So that's the duck that I know. Oh, no. That's Daffy. I've never seen Daffy. Oh. Donald is, you know Donald is the sailor. Of course. I think they're different companies.

No. This is Disney. You don't know Donald? Oh my God. This is Disney. Daffy is Acme. Oh, and Daffy's Looney Tunes? Yeah.

Really insane that like they were to, they were able to like go without a cease and desist with like a duck that was very closely related. Not in looks wise, but personality. Oh, look, they did have a crossover episode. Daffy and Donald. versus Donald. So they're not, was it a conflict? Oh, they're budding heads here. Oh my God, what is the beef between Daffy and Donald?

They didn't get along. Both of these ducks did not get along with anyone. I don't remember Donald's personality. These ducks had beef with everyone. Really? Yeah, they were hard to get along with. Honestly, a lot of the Looney Tunes characters seem to have, like, they weren't like a family. These ducks were divas, but when you think about who,

is like the most positive person in the in the disney world oh great question the most positive positive in what way just like no issues with them the Disney is one that i could see like someone they're being a redid thread unproblematic disney character um i feel like i don't like well obviously we've discussed little mermaid and the in the problems i mean like in in in this world oh in this in the duck space like the mermaid has never met Donald or Daffy. I don't, I'm not, this isn't my space. Bugs Bunny, he's annoying.

Right? I'm talking about these motherfuckers. Oh, like Mickey? I don't like, yeah. Oh, Mickey, yeah. Oh, so Donald, okay. Okay, okay. I've been thinking Looney Tunes this all time.

Okay. Goofy is like, Hi. I don't like that, I don't think that Goofy is a dog that owns a dog as a pet. Because if you take that at absolute surface level, if a human had a human on a leash. It's like incest ex-cannibalism vibes. It's kind of like, yeah, I'm not going to say it on this podcast. Oh, I don't even know what you're going to.

If a human had another human on a leash living in their home. Oh, yeah, it's not good. Yeah. It's a tough look. That's a tough look. Yeah. I see where you're coming from with that. And honestly, like, I really, again, I don't know these guys that well.

I was never into like Mickey. Are you ready for me? It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Come inside. It's fun inside. It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, do. Hot dog.

I know the whole thing for something. No, that's great. I never really. I guess that's why I have such lore with these people. They all have their own little issues that I'd love to do. do a deep dive on Reddit. Maybe that's, maybe that's a story for a different day.

Because I think if you don't know these characters, I think there's probably a lot of people that don't. No, I feel like I'm in the minority. I feel like a lot of people know these, these guys. Who the hell are these? I'm more familiar with that.

Looney tunes. I'm more familiar with them too. Okay, so sorry for anyone listening on audio. I mean, I'm needing a lot of visual help here. So if you're listening, whatever. Yeah. I hope you're okay. Do you know Pepe Lepewupue?

I know Pepe de Pue lepea Lepeau. Yeah. Pepe Lepeau might know Legumee Papa. Oh, that makes sense. And Dom Lesong. That makes sense. And may spend time at Gou Lagoon. Gou Lagoon with Pepe Lepew.

That makes sense to me that there's crossover there. Yeah, that little pig was... I don't know him well at all. Yeah, that's Porky the Pig. I didn't like how he was like... He's like a picnic. Yeah, like Porky the Pig was so pick me He was always like

Like that's what I think of when I... He's doing it right now I think you know why I never really connected with these Like me Oh I do like Tweety Bird But you know why I never really connected with these You're right like it's not a cohesive Family unit

Like they're always at odds Like give me I like need more of like a modern family Like I need the love Show me the love That would be Mickey Mouse There's too much conflict There's too much conflict

There's no conflict almost at all on Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Really? Yeah. Now it's, it's for ages, born through three, but there's little to no conflict and I think you would really resonate. Speaking of ages born through three, you know, it sucks. How we're born zero. Did we talk about this? We have, yeah. We touched on it at least. No, it doesn't totally make sense to me still. Because now that I'm 28, I'm technically on my 29th year, which is annoying me. Wait, I don't really get it. I'm sorry. So because when you turn...

Because when I turn 28, that means I've lived a full 28 years. It's not like I'm entering my 28th year. It's like I've completed... I did 28 laps around the sun. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I understand. Yeah. So now I'm entering the 29th year.

Which is... You know what? I'm trying to reframe the way I think about age is pretty. Well, let's not forget that North or South Korea. which everyone is the good one, they're both good in their own way. No, they're not. Actually, no, I'm sorry.

I wanted to get ahead of something, but like the bad one is scary. Whatever one is the less, the not scary one. South. I didn't say North Korea is good. Well, now I did. Okay, we have to move on. We know your heart.

I have to just stop like clarifying things because it makes things worse. We know, no. Yes. So they took, they decided, you know what? No, we're not doing all this nonsense. We're going to bring everyone two years back, which is super nice.

Wait, what? They were like, you can be two years younger than technical. I swear. No, Connor, I think it's that you're born one. Nope. I know what I'm talking about. Kind of. Okay, well then let's read that. New age system explained. South Koreans officially became a year or two younger on Wednesday as new laws requiring the international method of age counting took effect. South Koreans woke up a year or two younger after the government change the East Asian nation's traditional age counting system.

Hello me! Wait, why did they do that? I'm going... Oh my God, I'd kill to be 26 again. You are. I don't even remember, like, this time in my life has gone by so weirdly fast. Like, I remember being 25, and then 26 and 27, I don't recall. They're all the same.

She'd start taking Lions Man. Well, you know, I've started my diary. That I'm obsessed with my diary. Good for you. Good for you. No, it's on my iPad. Oh, I got one that I write things down in. Oh, let me read it.

I haven't opened it out of the plastic yet. Okay. But I got it on TikTok shop. I am... I still haven't made a purchase on that. I went from TikTok shop Urgin and like so, so, so again, like anti-Tick-Tick-Tac shop. And then one time I was like, it's right here. Like when I just click, purchase.

Yeah, I broke the seal. I popped my cherry. and the floodgates opened wide. I have purchased so many things from the TikTok shop. It's so easy. I'm sure that somebody owns all of my banking information. It's like way too. I've never typed a credit card into TikTok, and it had it.

Was it Apple Pay? I was, no. And I was ready to be like, all right, I got my wallet out. Like, I'm sitting on the couch. I can't. This is one time where I can type in my shipping billing information. Boop. It'll be here in two days.

is. I'm way too lax about clicking like, don't ever forget me on my tabs, on my internet. It's like, would you like us to remember this? Yeah. Please don't forget. Please never forget my credit card number for as long as we both shall live. Because that's a slight inconvenience to me and I won't tolerate it. I'll tell you what, I got I got kicked off because I got a new debit card and it kicked me off my Spotify premium. That's horrible. It's been a week and I'm listening to ads instead of typing in my, and you know how you humiliating that was over the weekend when I was on Ox in the Uber and I was like

Sorry y'all We got two commercials real quick and it really puts like the mood Throws the mood off yeah you not choose what song you want to listen to you can't Perfect what you can do though and I'll do it little t bt for anyone who has forgotten You can click the song you want to listen to but it gives you like a playlist and then that song is somewhere in the playlist Right right it's like Pandora Pandora's box yeah you can click you can only get two skips in a day. Yeah, perfect. Why are you putting yourself through that? Can, because

guess what? When you go to update your premium account in the app, it goes, you ran out a premium. I'm like, okay, let's, let's figure it out together. You can't update it in the app. You cannot pay for, you cannot upgrade to premium inside the app of Spotify. That has been happening to me. Like, on Amazon, you can't, on the app on your phone, you can't like download a Kindle book. Is that not the dumbest thing you've ever heard in your life? No. I texted you when I tried to figure out how to listen to an audio book. And I was like, how do I even do it? And they're like, you have to download Audible.

That's the entire purpose of apps is to download things. Brooke, that's one of those things where I'm like, something is fishy here. And I don't know how to put my finger on it. And I don't even know how anyone benefits from me having to switch apps to do this. It's, well, it's stupid. Because if you are an app and you can't offer to purchase things natively through Apple. without giving them 30%. Oh.

Wait, is our apps on our phone short for Apple? Is that what app? Application. Application. Okay. Well, I think that they should change things up. That would have been a good branding moment. Intuitive to me.

And so it must be changed. Oh, I agree. I completely agree. Yeah. So Donald Duck's birthday was good. Um, oh my God, get this. Hit me. I found a bar in New York.

Connor, you couldn't get me out of there with a forklift. What happened? I mean, I just didn't want to leave. I was there till three every night, which, as you know, my bedtime is 10. Latest. It was, I mean, it's my home. And I can't wait to go back. Um, I think, I mean, probably, everyone probably already, like, knows of it that lives in

New York. It's not like I'm, like, discovering anything. called Marie's Crisis and it's a show tunes piano bar. Cool. I walk in for the first time. They're playing Tick, Tick, Boom. Honey, I'm home.

Couldn't get me out of there. And I am itching to go back and I've never felt that way about a bar. I saw your story. They were doing, they took my 3090 request. They were doing rent. They were doing, uh, what else were they doing? Tick,

tick boom. They were doing wicked. They were doing what else were they doing? Marily. They were doing. It's a little fuzzy. Yeah. Well, you're at a bar until three every night.

It's a little fuzzy for some reason. Where is it? Because you were staying in Times Square. Oh, God. Yeah, I was staying in Times Square. That's wild as hell. Yeah. It was West Village.

But I can't wait to go back and I've never felt that way. about a bar. That's so awesome. Yeah, they're my family. Definitely, once it passes like 130, it's definitely a unique crew who then obviously they're my family. That goes without saying. New York is so interesting because like 1.30 is like completely fine to go out on like a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Because they go to dinner at, you know, like 10. See, it was feeling pretty dead to me. Oh. Well, because the heat wave. Oh my God. I unlocked a new level of discomfort. You know, when you're just like uncomfortable in your body? Like you're not in pain necessarily, but like you're uncomfortable, but you can sometimes

be worse. It was 98 degrees. In the city. In the city. So it's like 150. So it was about 150. Okay? I was sick.

So I had like a very like flemy cough and just like my ears. My ears had those like bubbles in them. Like they weren't popping. Horrible period cramps. Good. and anxiety. And that was the highest level of discomfort that I've ever been able to unlock within myself.

Sitting in a park because did not have access to the Times Square hotel room on the last day and the last day was the hottest day. That was a 98 day. So we just have to sit outside in a park. Okay, hotel hack. What? If they have a gym in the hotel,

you can usually leave your stuff at the front. Yeah. You can explore all day and then at the gym at the end of your sweat, your time, just your sweating time. Uh-huh. You can go bring some clothes to the gym, shower in the locker room, put on new clothes,

and then head out. Oh, well, I mean, I left my stuff there. I just didn't shower. Good. Which, I smelled horrible and looked horrible. One of my celebrity crushes was on the plane. Who? Matt Wolf.

Yeah. Who I had just spoken about. I'm obsessed. Which I'm like, is that manifestation? or do I just talk about every single person that exists? No, I don't think you talk about every single person that exists. Okay. There's actually only four.

Four people that exist? Mm-hmm. That you talk about. Who are they? Nat Wolf. Jeremy Strong. I don't talk about. I don't really talk.

What? Jeremy Strong. Jeremy Allen Strong. What's his name? Are you talking about Jeremy Allen White or Jeremy Strong? Jamie Strong. Okay. I knew that was his name.

Jonathan Groff. Yeah. I talk about him. I definitely talk about him. Yeah. There's more than four, but like definitely like two hands of people. That was crazy.

It was nice to see them, seriously. It was absolutely so nice to see him. It was a pleasure. But I've never looked uglier, which sucks. No, it's fine because there's nowhere to go but up or down, whatever's easier. Whatever works for you. Whatever's more beautiful to go out. I pray.

I can't go down from that moment. Look, from a looks perspective. Oh, that's great. Yeah. You can only pray. One can only wish and hope. Yeah. So that was great.

I don't think I did anything else besides the bar and Donald's B-Day. How about you? How was your week? It was good. Oh my gosh. I'm realizing that like I actually don't remember anything I did. I went to San Francisco this weekend. Oh my God.

How was that? I golfed. It was fun. I'm getting in. Oh, yeah. What was that? What was your outfit? It was just we needed like a secret theme for our thing.

And I was like, I think we should just do golf outfits because you can, you can buy them and a full set in a color and it was like easy to do and we were definitely the best dress yeah you look spiffy i'm gonna wear those pants again okay um you can't i like i was like too nervous say like they're their knickers but like it's the scary that's the scariest thing to say just avoid at all costs if possible but they looked so good like i don't know why that's not like a more popular garb in today's culture because they don't touch her anger because they don't touch her but it's like intentional so you can show off your socks. I think a really smart move for a sock company would be to like also sell these pants because then the socks would get so much more screen time.

They're cool. Like I looked cool and like my ass look fat and I was like blowing in the wind. It was great. You were blowing in the wind. Yeah. My pants were kind of like billowing in the wind. Okay. Like, I totally understand why they used to wear these in days of yore. One time when I was really skinny, I did blow away. I'm not even just saying that. Oh, what? What do you mean?

In the wind. The wind blew you away? I think I was in, like, ninth grade, and there was a huge windstorm, and I literally, like, couldn't. I was so petite and tiny that I, like, couldn't really stand. It was knocking me over. Whoa. Yeah. That's awesome.

That's my goal weight. Yeah. Get to a spot where the wind will actually blow you away. I'm trying to get back to my birth weight. But that can only happen because of my height, too, because it's like very bite size. I feel like if you are so close to the ground, it would be harder for the wind to pick you up and knock you over. Oh my God. Did I tell you that's one of my new stress dreams?

That the wind has picked you up? It's like being tied to a balloon and just floating away and then knowing that the balloon's going to pop and you're just going to plummet. That is horrible. Isn't it? I keep having dreams that I'm like I own an Airbnb and that my like Airbnb guests will not leave. Oh, squatters? Yeah, but like, they have the doors locked and I'm like, I have guests that have arrived. Like, I need to let them in.

I wonder Airbnb has had an issue with squatters. How bad does that suck that, like, my dreams or that I'm a landlord? That's not bad. It's like sick. I wake up feeling so stressed. Yeah, I've never had a peaceful dream. Oh, okay. I'm going to go through my notes really quick. Okay, that's okay.

It is. And they're not like coherent, which will come as a surprise to know. One. Any thoughts on the can film festival? Oh, I thought you were talking about the weed drink. Oh. Which I am, I've quit the bankie completely. Oh, I know.

It's all one TikTok that it's bad for you. And my health anxiety is so much greater than my need to hit a binkie. Health anxiety, gone. Gone. Gone. Yeah. Which, like, I should have, like, I don't know why I thought before that it wasn't bad for me. But that one TikTok really put things into perspective.

I know. So now I'm just drinking my cans. The cans are good. There's nothing bad in a can. There's nothing bad in again. They're great. They're so good. No, they are so good.

They are expensive. Do you think they are, does that hydrate you? It's not water. Right, but it's a liquid. So it's like vodka. Right. Does that hydrate you? No, coffee is a liquid and it's a diuretic.

Right, I knew that about coffee. So no, it doesn't, I think you're like showing an answer no. Okay. Why do you ask? I'm just curious because I don't drink water. So I was thinking maybe that could be nice to get some hydration in the system with via can. With your weed drink?

Yeah, kill two births once in. Oh my gosh. Hydrate me edible. Yeah. If it's not too much to ask. I mean, I'm sure you can get... Don't go out of your way, but if... Like if you're...

You don't mind since you're already here. Since you're already in liquid form, which you might also filling out my cells. Yeah. Bust out myself? You could probably just bust out and through. Yeah, if you, if it's easier, yeah. You should get the weed drops.

Concentrated weed drops. That sounds like it would kill me. No, and then put it in a jug of water. Oh. I just see, I don't see that going well. This is like a perfect, perfect example of like, do you want comfort or a solution? Yeah. Because I'm giving you both.

Comfort. Okay, yeah, they're hydrating. You should drink three cans tonight before you get to bed. Just tell me what I want to hear. It's not hard. Yeah, I mean, I would never touch high THC drops with a 10 foot pole. This is when like my intrusive thoughts would like, I would be like, what if I just put the whole thing in? What if?

Yeah. And I don't know why. I theoretically could have those thoughts. Like, what if I just ate this whole tin of gummies? But I, for whatever reason, this is really making me feel like I'm going to drink that whole thing impulsively. The craziest thing to me about like the weed, all of the things that weed can come in is like they make. They make half of the things that weed comes in, like, really delicious. And then I get hungry and I'm like, oh, all I have are these delicious gummies.

Camino gummies are so delicious. They are so delicious. That it's almost impossible to stop. Delicious. I agree. Yeah. Make non-weed induced caminos, if possible. That's just candy.

Make candy. They really should. Camino should just make candy. I think the candy industry is. way bigger than the THE industry, why not step into it? Well, I think that then you get a little bit confused in your factory and you could maybe...

Oh, my God, if they could somehow put weed inside of a nerds gummy cluster, I'd be flying. Soaring, flying, there wouldn't be a star in heaven I couldn't reach. Those are so fucking good.

They're so good. And I'm not a big candy girl. The first time... Like I'd always buy their twicklet. I like had an edible One of my friends Um There's your answer

What I don't Gummies? Are those real? That's made by nerds? No Oh that looks like an everlasting Gobstopper Which I would love to try one of those one day too

Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Yeah Okay sorry no one said anything so I think that it's just It's your experience it's your lived experience Can you look up Everlastin gobshopper?

Just for a visual They look the same As a weed Infuse Gumming cluster Okay They don't look anything alike Sorry

It's okay Do you think you would have Won a Golden Ticket? I think you would have too And I think I would have gotten Very close to Willy Wonka And then You would have clout chased him too hard

He would have been right through you Gone Too Hard Seth Rogenstein Yeah, he would have He would have killed Asked me to leave He would have drowned you in the chocolate No, it would have been one of those things

Where like, he is like And then tells his assistant Like Yeah, you would be head sordered out Immediately Yeah, but I would have a good Instagram I could win No, you wouldn't

I could win it all because I love him for him You would 100% That's mean Like not even like Oh the umpaloas have saved here Like you would legit die Why? Because like

You would have, you were so prominent. I could blend in with the umpaloompas. You could. But. If worst comes to worse, I could, I could seek safety there. You could. No, I think Willie would. And they're like low key, Brooke.

The umpalooms are like full blown a Broadway production. Like they would, they would, they're just dancing and singing the whole time. I have kind of like love. And they're mischievous. Yeah. Which I could see you like being able to wrap your head around. I could see. that for myself for sure.

But I definitely think I could, I have what it takes to win. Okay. I know that this is probably like an issue now, but like I would love to roll around with a group of umpalumpas. Like bar to bar and it's me and all of my umpalumpas. Right. No,

yeah, it's nice to have friends. Like all my little umpalumpa thugs. Like they are legit. My, my, or are they thugs? Because they literally take care of all of his business.

They're like, oh, we need to hide a body, we're on it, boss. Yeah, that's true. They're like his PR team as well as his mob. Yeah. His mafia. Yeah. Now, I guess he really, Willy Wonka, that's, he is a cult.

From a boss perspective, what do we always say? If you're under 4-6, legally that- It's under 4-10. Under 4-10, legally that's a disability. I think that's when you're technically a little person. Yeah, right. But like all of these little people, I guess it, I mean, no matter how you look at it, they are people. You know, is he providing them?

No, the umpalumpas. Even though he calls them oompa, I don't know. To me, how many more years do we have with Willy Wonka? I think everybody's already come to terms with the fact that he's problematic. Freak. Oh my God. Yeah. We're just jumping right to the F word?

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Right. No one's watching Willy Wonka now in this day and age and being like, yeah, that's normal. That's a good man. Yeah.

Yeah, I guess. And I think that that even is like the Johnny Depp version. Maybe that was like really trying to like showcase kind of like elevating the freak level was almost like a commentary on like, yeah, look, this guy is a freak. When we put it this way. But when you look at it. when you crunch the numbers. When you look at his childhood, like, nothing in your childhood

shapes you to, like, go and employ only little people from a different country like that. Is like... Did you not watch the movie? I might be missing parts. It was this whole backstory of how he came across the umpulumpas. Right. I for ate in some sort of jungle.

He went to the jungle and got cacao. If you could Willy Wonka style, or excuse me, Charlie's grandparent's style, rotten bed with three, other people who would they be? I need one person that can sing, but that doesn't sing, like, all the time for no reason, but just like, oh my gosh, do Adele, you know? And then I need...

So would you pick Adele? Oh my God, yeah, I would pick a Dell. I forgot that I'm, like, allowed to pick Adele. Yeah, I would definitely pick Adele. Adele would be one. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. I think Eddie Murphy would be another one, and I need to circle back to Eddie Murphy, so don't let me forget.

Eddie Murphy, Adele, I'm on such a hot streak right now. Okay, and then, so I've got like, I'm kind of like covering my bass. Like funny, they're both funny, but like Adele can sing really well. I'm sure Eddie can sing. And then I want like.

Yeah, think of him as donkey. Yeah, as donkey. I kind of need one more, but I kind of want to have an entrepreneur in bed with me. Just so that, like, we can come up with ideas a lot too. You don't have access to the outside world, really.

No, I know, but that's fine. It's always fun to come up with ideas. Oh, you're just for shits and gigs? For shits and gigs. Okay. Hmm. An entrepreneur. I honestly think Mark Cuban would be fun in that group.

Really? Yeah. You were Barbara Cochran. Honestly, you know Barbara Cochran. I'm going to pick her. Okay. Me, Barbara Cochran, Eddie Murphy, and Adele. Okay.

Dream Blunt Rotation. Dream Blunt Rotation. Oh my gosh. We would have so much fun in bed together, us for. I've always thought that About you guys Jonathan Groff Yeah

Shocker I think I want all three To be able to sing to me Like a quartet Oh my god I'll just do all of the Seymours From Little Shop of Horrors We can just do Jonathan Groff,

Darren Chris and Andrew Barth Feldman Oh my gosh great Yeah And they can just all sing Brooke in bed with With three singing men With the Seymour Brook and the Seamores

Brooke and the Seamores Yeah that works for me pretty well I'm going to go through my note page really quick. So we actually didn't even touch on Cannes Film Festival. We started talking about weed. So I also want to circle back that it's been a year since me and Brooke thought we got invited to Cannes Film Festival in France. And we were actually just invited to the Cane's grand opening of their fried chicken facility in Manhattan.

So now we've had two misunderstandings with the Cane Film Festival. One, we thought it was a weed drink. Two, we thought it was a fried chicken facility. three will never be invited to Cannes Film Festival. Don't say that. In this space. Oh wait, we're going to be invited next year.

We only have to wait one more year, you guys, and then me and Brooke. That doesn't even have to be next year. We're in no rush. Well, it's a film festival and it happens annually. Right, but it could be, you know, you don't stop living after 28, so.

That's so true, but you were 26. So we actually have three more full years to be invited. Love to be next year, though. Oh, you know what's so weird. I figured out this year because I was kind of like, I'm confused what it is. There's,

it's like an advertising meeting. I think there's two. Oh. I think there's like the film one and then whatever like you're seeing influencers at. Advertising. Something, yeah. And like the new world online. How many years are we going to have the like the new world online?

Like navigating the new, the new influencer world. It's like, I think that we can navigate it now. I think we kind of just like like things and and, and see an ad and then, you know, buy something from the TikTok shop

as God intended. I got a pillow on the TikTok shop. I'm going to update everybody because I'm, I keep falling asleep on one of my arms like every night and it actually wakes me up because the arm is so dead.

And then it's pitch black and I have to move my dead arm like over to like switch sides. And it's so hard. And there was one time, I think I talked about this on here at some point, but I was asleep like this.

like this. Okay. Oh, wait, no. How did I? Yeah. I was like this. Okay. Like this.

Okay. Oh, like this. Okay. Okay. So I had my elbow like this way and then I go, oh, I need to get, I need to get this arm. I need to roll over to the other side. And so I go to roll, my whole body rolls, but the arm doesn't roll. Oh, right.

And I, well, I, I hyper extended it. I landed on that arm going this way. Imagine that waking you up. That's horrible. So I got this pillow where you can stick your arm into the pillow. Oh, that's awesome. It keeps your head up off of it. And it's supposed to keep your arm, like the blood flow through your arms.

So you can sleep like that. I'm curious. I might never wake up. It didn't get delivered yet? I got a notification on the way here that it was being shipped. Wow. Oh, I've got to try that. But you know I need such a thin pillow that I worry.

I don't even use pillows. but I actually need because my back is hurting y'all my back is hurting yeah I think a pillow could be nice for you

it could be so nice and then I got my journal good from TikTok shop from TikTok shop because it's one of those it's like I get better every day

with this journal I'm like all right let's see if I do okay and then I got what else did I get from TikTok shop the vitamin pills

the D3 vitamin pills that everyone's like, do you have high cortisol? I'm like, maybe, bye. Mm-hmm. I'll take all these and we'll see if I still do. I need those. We know. We know. Yeah. We do. Okay. So next one I have in my notes is fruit trees with thorns. Okay. And let me try to remember. Oh, I know what that is. This is the dumbest thing I'm going to say on the podcast. I'm not even going to say it. Did you hear about what's going to happen with the, all I was going to say? It's still. dumb. Like, I don't even want to say it. It's embarrassing. As opposed to everything else we've been talking about?

Well, like, I think, like, I know that fruit trees have thorns to, like, deter animals. Sure. But, like, I think when I wrote this animal, I was thinking, like, if they wanted to deter people, like, I reach through thorns and get, like, a lime or a lemon every single time I have to pick a lime or a lemon. But, like, what I wouldn't pick off is, like, a hairy-ass kiwi. Like, that deters me. Because it's, like, a tree's ball sack. Like, I don't want to eat that. But they're hairy. They're hairy in the supermarket, too. Yeah, oh

See, that's why I didn't want to say it on this podcast Because it does it's not like It doesn't hold any water this argument Okay So you're saying all fruits should be in case in a hairy sack No I'm saying they shouldn't they should be with I know for protection for the fruit's sake Oh I think maybe they should look into being hairy

Because to me that's gross You know like I don't want to eat this hairy fruit Okay so if you guys have like troubles with people stealing fruit off of your trees, just go ahead and do... Maybe encourage them to be hairy. If you do add some hair to your fruit trees, like, I promise you people will stop stealing your fruit.

Like a little toupee. On every orange. That's good. Okay. Like, you know, phone wigs from Broad City? Yeah. Like, make some orange wigs, fruit wigs. Yeah.

Like, imagine a banana, a stalk of banana. and there's hair coming off the top of their head. Okay, well, originally, the way I pictured it originally was just, like, kind of like peach fuzz over, like, the whole fruit. And now I'm picturing like a full blowout. Like a Brazilian on a rack of bananas. Yeah. But, like, you'd also be like, that's a gorgeous, like.

That could actually attract me. That's a gorgeous set. Yeah. Of bananas. But something's, like, making me not want to eat them. Sure. Maybe because it's being person. Right. Maybe because the fruit is being personified.

Yeah. And you start to develop an attachment to it. Did you, the Olympics are coming out? Yeah. In Paris. Paris is just having a year. What else did it do? Can film festival. Doesn't it do that every year? Yeah, but they're all, they're having the Can Film Festival. But you heard about the river. It's also not in Paris, right? I don't know. I think it's in Cannes. I think it's in Cannes. my gut

I have a hunch that it might be in can something is telling me my gut is saying that the film festival might be in can hey guys I'm taking a quick break

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Now, so they added something to the, is it swimming that's about, So they're going to do all of the swimming events in the river sin. But the river sin is like the most disgusting foul river. Like the river in New York, like the East River or whatever. Like people don't get in that. And I think that the levels of bacteria and crap are like so high in this. That just gave me full, full body. And the government officials are saying, no, no, no, it's fine.

It's fine. It's fine. Because we have been like putting in proactive, reactive, like measures to like clean the river. And so now all the government officials are saying, are like, we're going to get in to the river and show you guys that it's safe for these people, that for the athletes to get in. And now there's a protest going on. And I don't know exactly what they're protesting. I do not get it, kind of, because there is like a huge protest going on that got sent out to like everyone in France where they have a scheduled time to poop in the river so that it hits Paris at the same time right when the government officials are getting in because they're protesting these officials.

so that Damn, that's like the Boston Tea Party, but like With your ass Yeah Yeah On the rocks It's the Paris

Bowell party It's the poop party It's the poop party And you're invited And you're in everyone's invited Okay so French people protesting the Olympics By shitting in a river

So the government's spent Okay here it is Over a billion euros Trying to clean the send Before the Paris Summer Olympics that start in one month and it's not working. So Parisians have set up a website telling everyone to go poop in the sun tomorrow on June 23rd, which is when President Emmanuel Bakko and Paris, Mayor, and Hidalgo both said they'd go swim to prove it's clean.

The website even has a calculator so that people who live far from Paris to know when they need to poop in the river for a slowdown. Can I say something? Oh, so is everyone going to get in? Or like just like lean over? How would you even position yourself? I think that all the sewage systems might go to the sin and that's what she's saying? I don't think so. She's saying go like...

I think they're pooping directly and knew it. They're going to poop right into the river? Yeah, that's what I'm gathering. Have you ever pooped in water? No, I remember I was texting you about that, like last year? No. I had like the worst. Oh, yeah, I do remember that.

stomach issue at the beach and there was no bathroom for like a mile. And I was texting you and I was like, do you think that's okay or not really? And you were like not really. No, not really. I walked really, really, really far. Only because you just don't know what the outcome of that is going to be. Like, have you ever seen when people race... I'm glad I did.

I'm not really glad I didn't do it. But I thought it was life or death. Like in rivers race, the little rubber duckies and they all come like down the river. Like the river said is going to be looking like that because there's going to be a lot of floaters. Depending on your diet, it could be a singer or a floater. This is making me a little nauseous. We can move on. Nauseated.

Yeah, I was going to say we used to do that at camp. You pooped in the water? Yeah. We called it an aqua dump. And it was. Felt like a water berth? We can move on. All right.

That's freaking me out. Sorry, y'all. There's a new Shrek movie. That's what I want to talk about with Eddie Murphy. Donkey spinoff. Well, no, there's a new Shrek movie. And then I think an addition, a donkey spin-off. Yeah.

I don't want them to do any more Shrek movies. I don't think I've even seen Shrek 3. Shrek the 3rd. Sorry, Shrek the 3rd. Sorry. Or maybe like once I've seen Shrek the 3rd. Sorry, I don't know if I've seen Shrek to Shred. I think maybe once, but like...

Wait, have you seen Shrek 4? Because apparently they're working on Shrek 5 and Donkey Spinoff movie. No. No, stop after 2. Donkey Spinoff makes sense, but I thought like everyone hates Mike Myers now, which is it tough. Oh. I don't think he's like fully like... Like he's just hard to work with.

Like unhirable. I want to say also like people like being hard to work with is not Cancelable. You know like it's Mike Myers. He can be hard to work with. That's okay. You can yeah. I mean sure.

Yeah. I just won't hire him on my set. You can be a you can be a great person. Also if you love Mike Myers like he probably might love you too. Why? He probably doesn't know who you are. And that's okay. Because he's Mike Myers at the end of the day.

What did Mike Myers? His name doesn't hold a lot of weight for me. Austin Powers. Yeah, I never seen Austin Powers. I know I wouldn't like it. Oh my God, you would. Beyonce's in Austin Powers. Yeah, I do know that.

Foxy Cleopatra. She's good, too. She like really, really kills it. Yeah. I mean, of course, I believe that with my whole heart and chest. But I just have no interest. I just can't believe Beyonce. Is Beyonce a billionaire?

I would imagine so. I don't know if she is. 800 million, she's not, but Jay-Z is. I can't believe Jay-Z is a billionaire, and Beyonce's, like, going to be a billionaire after she's done with her tour. And she, like, played Foxy Cleopatra in Austin Powers. Like, that's very cool to me. Yeah.

Her resume. Yeah, it's, that is cool. Okay, I do want to say something about all of my facial products that I've received recently. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. One, the rock came out with, like, a line. of shampoos and like things for some reason like you know like your last thing you can do as the biggest star in the world to like cash in forever is come out with liquor and like shampoo

even though you don't have hair and you've famously never had hair sure but his stuff smells so good I can see that and it's so fresh and I put on his papatoui did you buy it or was it sent to me and he's in me everything in the in his arsenal he himself he himself the body wash reminds me so much of being 14 years old like Irish spring smell but like I love the smell of axe You know what? You know what? I want to smell clean

outwardly clean when I get out of the shower I like the scent. There's a lot of shampoo I use. I'm like Okay like I know that it's cleaning me but like there's no smell on me Like I kind of like for like an hour after I shower it'll be like I smell like I shower. Oh yeah Oh of course Call me crazy No I feel very strongly that way too

But he also came out with like an under eyebag thing And I guess it doesn't rub in Because you think I'm sweating Right I do But I have no bag But you have no you don't have bags You don't either Well I'm wearing concealer

But like usually you can actually see the volume of the bag Of my bags? No not your bag I don't I actually like Don't really have eye bags Really? Yeah I do all the time

I can get all the sleep in the world and I will have bags. I just get puffy. Oh. Like puffed up to the gods. I get puffy too, I guess. But that's like the one thing I lock down on is no eyebags. Oh, I'm eyebag central.

Like I said, I'll be healthy as a baby bird and I will have swall. I also like don't know why we as a nation. I guess I mean society decided that. eye bags Whoa Eye bags like Should be covered I think they're kind of cute

And chic They are chic They are chic It feels like it feels like you should have a cigarette Well that just means you're dehydrated and tired Like that's what eyebags mean And that's No but I know there are so many people who just have eye bags all the time

I can't think of any My sister has eye bags all the time and she's so hydrated Oh good It's just like a built in feature of the system Bluetooth function Oh Oh. Yeah.

Your Bluetooth device is ready to pay out. Yeah, it's always paired. Yeah. I think they're cute. That and I think sunburn is really sweet. I do too. I'm so scared to reach the age where I'm like telling people to. I've been putting on sunscreen a lot recently on my nose because my shnauz gets burned even when I walk to my car.

Really? Yeah. But I need to get a good base burn, honestly. I need to be more vigilant about sunscreen. Me too. That's my favorite smell in the world is that pink copper tone sense. screen. You need to get the vacation, um, perfume.

No, but it won't have the nostalgia. Brooke, it smells exactly like the spray on banana boat like, like, oh, maybe I'm thinking of banana boat. Yeah, the banana boat has this. Oh, my God. I bought a bottle of it a few years ago and just like put it on like perfume like on my wrist and my neck. And I was just like happy all that.

I used to wear it as hair gel. I would spray it on like hair gel And it kind of It kept some firm and some sheen You love having like a beach had a hair Oh I love it I've jumped in the ocean every day for like two weeks In the morning?

Because I run on the beach And then I jump in I'm scary I mean I don't swim out to the To the middle I didn't think you did The sharks can come up To the shore nowadays

I'm learning that That they've actually learned about How close they can come They've learned about the shore They're going to be down at the shore all summer long too. Someone just died from a shark attack. It's starting to really

scare me. Like I'm not going in deep this summer. I am. Or maybe in at all. I am because to me like to me shark attack means like okay cool we got one out of the way. Like no no no that was not about the person that died but like if there is... You get attacked then? No it's like shark attacks are so rare that if

it's like lightning striking. that like if a shark attacks once No it seems like now if a shark attack once it just attracts more sharks or the same shark to come back Maybe I'm maybe we both don't know That's a possibility

It's a possibility I went to the aquarium I know you know what's so weird is I was the I'm going to the aquarium and then you went I saw some sharks That's awesome Oh my gosh Did you see those eels I saw?

They looked like robots. I was like, there's no way that those things are real. Like, I thought they were decoration. One of my scariest times in the ocean to date is I used to go down with my GoPro. And I used to go down to the bottom. And I was down filming this like little puffer fish. And he was like looking at my camera and stuff. And then to my left, my dad's going,

uh, because that's the sound you can make underwater. Oh, okay. I didn't realize you were underwater for a second. Yeah, I'm talking to a puffer fish. Do you think I was at a diner? I don't know. I don't know what I thought.

I guess I thought you were snorkeling, so you were kind of close to the surface. Oh, I was snorkeling, but I was underwater. I was at the bottom with my snorkel. What good does that do? You can go down to the bottom and look in the rock. No, I know, but why have the snorkel on? Because then you go up and then all the water comes out and then you keep snorkeling. Okay.

Okay, so I go down. My dad starts making that noise, which in, my family means look look look and I look and there's an eel like not in its area not a big eel it was probably this big like coming at me and it's coming at me and I'm like and I'm swimming and I keep going like this like turning and it's following me and it has teeth they're not huge it's not going to like kill me but holy sharp it was coming at me with speed that's so scary it had a need for Speed. Oh my gosh.

I saw like when I picture eels in my head like this wouldn't have even been close. They were like Plato or clay and they were big. And they were, I can't even really explain it. They look so scary. And the Little Mermaid, they actually nailed what eels look like to me. Can you look up Little Mermaid eels? Me? No.

That's what eels look like. That's for real what I'm telling you. This eel looked like more like. like Wallace and Grommet style. Claimation. It was like I really thought it was fake. I want to hear one of the scariest things ever. I've been seeing like a lot of sea lions too recently.

At the beach. Is that okay? Yeah. They're so fucking massive. They are the size of a Toyota, no Volkswagen Jetta. They're massive. Are they sweet? No, they're territorial.

Really? Yeah. And they swim and I can see them and then there'll be people surfing and I'm like and then they go underwater I'm like oh my god those guys have no idea that there's just this massive beast like sea cow underneath them I don't think I know the difference between a sea lion and a seal seals like can also bite you but they don't um and sea lions are fucking gosh darn massive sea lions look like big fat beast seals are just kind of like sweet little sweet little nothings yeah that are being whispered in your ear do you want to tell us about

the DMV? Wait, yeah, really quickly. I do want to say one time I was in the ocean in Hawaii and I look up and when I had since since the time of me getting into the ocean I looked back at the beach like gauge where I was and a massive sea lion had swum up, swam up to the shore and was like laying on the shore all sprawled out and I was like low key kind of spooky I'm going to get out and I start swimming back and I look up and it's not on the shore anymore which means it's in the the water and I'm in the water. If I'm in the water. Who is driving this boat?

It was so scary and I swam back and the whole time I felt like it was following me but it wouldn't. I have two more quick qualms to tell before we wrap up before I head upstairs. One yes I'm so I basically the car that I never got registered in the state of California

which I can say now because it's statute of limitations and I'm selling it unregistered to the next person which is an on issue. for me to get a new car in the state of California, I do have to get a California driver's license. Ooh, I got bought a new car without a California driver's license.

Maybe I'm being advised to for like, anyways, I'm being advised to. I don't think they care the dealerships. They just want to sell you a car. I'm being advised. They have no affiliation. Yeah, I think obviously it's like a license. Yeah.

Just so you know, they put your weight on the California IDs. I think mine's on mine. My weight is not on. my Pennsylvania one. I was shocked to see that. And the California license also is as flimsy as a tissue. Well, good thing.

We look our age all of a sudden. What does that have to do with anything? Because we're not going to get like carded and been like this is fake. Oh. Yeah. My weight is not on it. Wow. My weight is on it, which it's just a number, but definitely. I'm confused why they would need your weight.

Like, if when you get out of the car for a DWI, Justin Timberlake style? Do you think they got out of scale and weighed him to make sure it was him? I don't think they did. They actually did not know it was him. And also you literally cannot tell how much someone weighs by looking at them. So it's actually not a helpful measurement to have for identification purposes. I'm light as a feather. And I'm stiff as a board. Yeah. So I am just going through the ins and outs of that and it sucks because to get a California driver's license, you have to be like, I don't have an ID. But you think, you think, I don't know this? Oh my fucking God. I'm so sorry for ever like dismissing your troubles.

They go they make you go jump through all of these hoops. You get to the end. It's like pay $47. I'm like, okay, I paid the $47. And then it goes, thank you. Close tab. Question mark. I go, I'm sorry. What did I just pay for? Yep. No email. Nothing. Nothing. And then it's like, I don't even know how I got to that page and you can't click back that's not an option nope and so i'm like okay i gotta try to retrace my steps nancy drew style and i'm clicking clicking clicking it took me the whole freaking day it's impossible that's why you just have to go in i still don't know where that $47 was for or where it went that was your application for your license where is the application i have i paid twice because you have to pay again once you fail the test three times i don't

have proof of purchase? No. Could I spit any more when I said proof of purchase? Did you try applying again? No. I haven't yet because I got so frustrated book that I was breathing really heavy and I had to take my laptop and shut it. Yeah.

It's impossible. By the way, when I was filming my Wendy's ad, which thank you so much for everyone for receiving it so well, there's a video of me. I'm going to play it. I sent it to you, right? Oh, yeah. So I start getting a phone call on while filming this ad. And I go to reject it from Jake Shane.

And I... I love that romance. Just like my... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I spilled a fucking... It's all over my laptop. God fucking damn it.

I spilled an entire Celsius. all over my laptop keyboard. If you spill a drop of something on your laptop keyboard, what's something that's frail? A feather. No, like something that's alive. Like the twauccle woman from Sungeb. No, she's resilient and was so old.

But she's still frail. How about the guy with paper bones? Like something real. Do you know anything that's real and frail? Like an old lady? Your laptop's going to break. If you get a drop of water on your keyboard, my laptop now stays, it works,

the screen display only stays on for four seconds at a time. So if you're typing and you're thinking of a word while you're emailing, it locks. The screen shuts off. And you push the button and then you have to type in your code. Go to type, it locks. That's horrible. It's really horrible.

So I'm going to get an iPad. Yes. But I have to. My obsession has not wavered. And it's been like, it's been a long time. Yeah. Usually when I get like an object, those obsessions last for a shorter amount of time before the euphoria wears off. But this is like my baby.

Baby. My baby. Okay, last thing I'm going to say before we wrap up. Okay, so I had barbecue and it was really good barbecue the other day. And there's these two people that I'm trying to become friends with that live in my neighborhood. They're really cool. You don't know them at all. Don't even start with me.

Okay? You got ripped of shreds. I really did. She's annoying. She's annoying. She shouldn't have a podcast. Can she shut up? And I was like, I agree.

I, like, watching that, that was so clearly a bit that I didn't even, like, I wasn't even bothered by the passionate hatred that people were feeling. Like, you're dumb. Oh, my God. Yeah. I watched that and I'm like, that's. funny. That is really funny. I once again want to reiterate that like people are not normal. No. Oh God. No. And there's only just this small percentage of people in the world that like have a good head and a brain.

See, I think it's that the people that are not normal are just are kind of a small percentage and they're just the ones that are going to be very loud on media. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I don't know if you saw my most recent video that I posted about my dad always every night sending me. videos that are just like all across the board random like he's definitely sending every video he sees and i watched them you know whatever and i wasn't complaining can you open that video on your phone and read through like a couple of the comments yeah i'd like to oh my gosh oh my gosh and while you pull it up i want to finish the story that i was talking about so i got this barbie from this really good place and i tell these people that are like kind of fancier people oh my god this real popped off popped off. Be thankful you have your father and that he wants to share it makes him happy.

I also want to flag that I literally said, all right, time to for, it's time for my evening binge watch of all of these random videos my dad sent me. I'm going to, like I'll talk to you guys soon. I never said anything negative at all. Go ahead. These are insane. Oh, Andy Gramer commented. Why wouldn't he?

Yes. Stop complaining or even vaguely resembling complaining. One, your dad cares enough to try and communicate with you. parentheses sharing and parentheses and attempts your language that has quotes around it. Two, if you saw it all on TikTok a year ago,

you watch parentheses E.D. And parentheses too much. Like watched or watch. A suggestion. Find an activity your dad likes and do that together. He won't feel as much

of a need to connect and you don't get sent 31 reels at night. You both benefit a lot. And then you responded, what? Andy Grammer said that? No, Andy Grammer said something really sweet. Andy Grammer said it,

I forget how to read. So Andy Grammer said is, it's fine. Is it? Yeah. Andy Graver said it is that time of the night. Someone said, shut up. Someone said, explain what you're doing with your hair here.

Are you doing bangs? Yep. I just got out of the shower. Anyways, people like literally people are like, you're a piece of shit son. like you should get my dad's dead you should be thankful i'm like i'm sorry your dad's dead like i have a great relationship with my dad i actually just talked to him like i don't know i i cannot take it this girl goes hey connor real expert here like r e e l not r e a real expert here you posted

this yesterday hope this helps oh my god oh my god oh my god you're not funny oh my god Ooh, that just gave me Dom. All my muscles just locked up. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is, like, such a niche problem to have, too. But, like, it hit, like, mom talk because I think it got co-posted on Facebook.

Sure. And I don't know how that keeps happening. Also, if you've been seeing me post on threads, I did not know that everything is being posted to threads. I guess my account is linked. So I'm not actively posting on threads Someone flagged that to me the other day I think John Mullaney is following me on Instagram Because for whatever reason

He posts threads probably by accident And it comes up like in my notifications always So it's always like a notification from John Malaney Directly to me Something you may be interested in John Malaney Yeah and it's just him Anyways that restaurant that I've been getting barbecue at That is like the only good restaurant that I've had barbecue at

And it seemed cool I've only ever ordered it though Like I ordered it to my house one time Because there was like we had a photo shoot at it And then I ordered it for other people At you know the beach or something Yeah And the sticker looks really cool and hip

So I told these really cool hip fancy people That live in my neighborhood You need to go to this restaurant You need to go to this restaurant They text me Is this it? It is in the apartment above a car wash That's where I've been ordering my And it is so delicious

but I sent like these people who probably haven't even grocery shop since NAM. This is good for them. And I sent them to a car wash to eat barbecue. It's probably good and good for you. Barbecue and foot massage.

Don's barbecue and foot massage. Okay. Let's head on out. Let's wrap up. I have a to go. Yep. And I will see you when you get back. Okay. In 40 to 50 minutes.

10 to 20. Let's say that. 30, call it even. Let's meet somewhere in the middle, y'all. Call it a wash. Okay, bye-all. We will see you. In the bonus, when we see you.

When we see you. This week, I'm close friends. Whokey's pregnant. I know that. Okay, sorry. You're my silly rabbit. Sure. And I will not call you X.

Sure. On X. You wouldn't last a second in my heels. You fucking watch me, you tiny squirt. Don't call me a squirt. Show me your curtains again. I'll look at those what you watch is except in speech. Sign up on TMG Studios.combe.

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