Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - The Nights Are The Hardest

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

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We'll workshop it Anything different about me That you like or You got a haircut Now I whitened my teeth Oh they look good Yes I got a hair Your hair looks good

Thank you I like it It almost feels like When I was little I used to think That you could get your haircut longer or shorter, depending on what you preferred. It looks like you got it cut longer.

Yeah. Did you get extension? Yeah. I love them. Thanks. Genuinely. Thank you. Yeah.

Sike. This is a wig I got for my dog. Oh, now let's fix it now. Now we can talk about my real haircut. Now about once a year on accident and I get this fuck-ass bob and I don't ask for it. And what sucks is, like, it happens once a year. It happened. I got my year ago today and I was like, oh, wow.

I got like somehow ended up with a Hitler haircut. And I was like, oh, because they like shave my sides and leave the long top. That's in. It's in if like you live in the outskirts of London. And Venice. Yeah. Venice Beach. Venice Beach, California.

I would say that's probably why it happened. All right. Well, I can't pull it. Like, I'm not fishing for compliment. but I'm also not fishing for insults, so just shut up. But I like don't, I don't jive with this. I don't get down like this. And I asked very specifically.

Not compatible. In fact, I showed them at haircut that I have had previously. I said, I just want this. Don't know the words? That's smart to go in with pictures of yourself. Yes, I said, this is what I like. I have screenshots from each angle because I was like, I'm going to remember this. Because I'll go on with pictures of Kendall Jenner and be like, this is what I want.

And I think I just mean her face. And they're like, why doesn't I look like, why doesn't I look like that though? So obviously I go in and I sit down and it takes an hour and 45 minutes. Also, I want to preface all this. We sit down, we have, it's two hours of conversation. Yeah. I can't do two hours of, I can't do two hours of sitting still. So it was just like antsy the whole time, like biting my nails and stuff.

And I was, I had to keep taking, well, the, my robe had arm holes. Sure. So I could pop up my arms out. So I could chew on my finger. Sure. And then he felt like out of nowhere. No, I'm not even to say that part. Anyways, he's like, what do you do for work?

I made up a huge lie for two hours. I'm like, I do consulting. I do tech consulting. My job's kind of BS, but I make it work. I have several clients, several large clients. And I travel a lot for work and all this stuff. And I do a lot of consulting who for. I go a really boutique firm.

It's small. it's lean and then towards the end he's like well let me get your Instagram yeah and on the way out someone's like oh my god how old was was he I think I think it was he was a little ambiguous age wise but he was my age or older or maybe younger oh that's tough because that age like that they're going to ask for your Instagram so you need to be careful I know so obviously I'm like oh I'll type it in on your phone so I can scurry out the door because I don't know if I'll get an hair haircut. The thing was, when you get your haircut and you get it styled there, it's like, oh.

Izzy, do you mind stopping coffee? I was in the middle of something. I. Izzy. Seriously. Izzy. Like, this is, we're in a workplace. Try to keep that to yourself.

Seriously. I, so I, like, I've made this whole lie up and then he follows me on Instagram. And then I post. because I'm having a serious breakdown that night because when he flipped me back towards the mirror I go and he goes it is a little bit shorter than what you asked for and I go the only thing I asked for

I was like let's leave it long let's leave it a little bit longer leave it some length on it well thankfully you have the wig I have the wig you have wig so on my way out I posted on my Instagram story because I really have had a week of just like I haven't responded to anybody and then I got this fuck ass haircut yeah and I'm like now I really can't respond to anybody so I posted

a notes app thing. I was like, hey, if you've texted me or hit me up on any platform, like I got a haircut today, so I've just been dealing with that. So just be patient with me. Posted it first person respond. Got that cut my hair. Connor, same thing happened to me

when I dyed my hair like randomly a little bit blonde. Posted about how much I hated on TikTok. Obviously went back to get it fixed, sit in the chair. Saw your TikTok. E! Yay! Oh, and you're trapped, by the way. You can't go anywhere. You've never been more trapped in your life.

There's no one that holds more power over you. Like, imagine sitting down. They tie something around your neck and then they have a pair of scissors next to your jugs. Yeah. Your jug, singular. Yeah, it's not, it's not awesome. I wish that anybody who ever saw my TikTok just wouldn't let me know. Wait.

The other thing is that I just saw this video of a girl who, posted on TikTok, like got went so viral, like 20 million views. It was like, this is me on my wedding day panicking because I hate my wedding makeup after I got done for like four hours. And I have 10 minutes to get ready. And she like washed her face, put her wedding makeup back on. And she's like about to have a breakdown. And then the wedding makeup lady like stitch it and was like, she don't know, she loved it. And my bad, like I really, she was very genuinely like excited about it. We had practice runs. Yeah. And I'm so scared. Because obviously I'm at the haircut place and I'm saying the haircut venue and I'm saying...

I really see both sides and I respect both sides. I know. It's kind of just like... I mean, I've never and would never be like, this isn't my favorite. What can you do? It's already done. It's already... The damage has been done.

The best you can do is just not go back. Unless you can have a live-in silas that can fix it up, fix up your do for you every morning when you wake up and... If it's too short, there's nothing you can do, you know? If there's something that's fixable, I would say, oh, maybe, like a little bit more off of here, et cetera. But honestly with makeup, I would,

I would probably say, could you remove some of this or something? That's much more fixable than a haircut in my opinion. Yeah. I, at the end of my hair cut too. But still, I say I love it. Maybe not on my wedding.

Probably I would, though. Let's look at how short my sides are, okay? Towards me in my haircut. I look and I'm like, oh. And he's, brushing me off and that means for me like oh I'm about to get up yeah I look and I go hey couldn't are you gonna do the sideburns he left the sideburns like this like Britney Spears microphone long I didn't realize you had this to begin with like rat tail on my sides I didn't realize you had

this to begin with like I got two rat tails coming down and I go he goes oh did you want that you just wanted to get wanted to keep some length right right the one part right now like everything else is short now I've got like two like I don't even know what you would call them. Paius. I was going to say Pais. That's the Jewish thing. Oh, maybe it was my booger on my phone screen.

Something's acting up in my right now. Do you want a tissue? No, I'm good. But anyways, I get out of this haircut. I'm having a panic. And I was like, maybe I'm just ugly because I'm not tan, and I haven't been tan in a long time. I've been very ugly this week.

It's easier to sleep it off. You have to sleep it off? Like if I'm ugly, the day's a wash. Yeah. So I'll just go to bed at like 3P. Yeah, it's crazy to be ugly and then be like, everything's making me about to cry. It's because I'm ugly. It's because I look ugly.

And again, not fishing for compliments. Not fishing for insults either. Just keep it like everyone do your thing. Everyone do your own thing. Ooh. So I booked, I got online and I said it's a long weekend. it's Friday. I'm just going to look up flights to Oahu

Just use a fake tan that would be cheaper But I have friends that I haven't seen a long time in Oahu And I was like I'm gonna go and I booked the flight Wow what a gift to be like I look pale I'll just go to Oahu Well it's only five hour flight It's a faster than going to New York Yeah and the flights were like

$350 round trip for some reason I don't know why So are you going to Oahu? No I can't The next morning I woke up I go, you are moving across the country in T-minus-2, probably stay home and pack this weekend. Good job. Yeah, no, that was one of the more mature things that I've done in recent days because what would happen is I would have been getting back like late last night coming here this morning,

going to New York tonight. Right. So what are you doing in New York tonight? Arriving. No, or this week, rather. I'm touring apartments. Wow. Yeah. When are you coming back?

Sunday. Okay. It's a quick trip. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, I'm also doing a really, really harrowing brand deal with twin Tyler Cameron. We're working out together. That's going to be with Celsius. I cannot wait. Are you allowed to make it like comedic? I don't know. Right, you don't know. I don't know what I'm allowed to do. You didn't get any creative. No, it's going to be real, they are pretty open with what you do, but it's going to be pretty hard not to laugh at this because

first of all everyone always mistakes me for TC Always So it's going to be hard walking through the city With him And having people go up to him Be like, are you fabulous? I could see you guys being cousins Yeah

And I'm not even saying that To be funny Yeah, they rolled the dice And one of us got growth hormones And the other didn't The others mom smoked cigarettes While she was pregnant No

My mom didn't As far as I know Maybe she had sushi She was a sushi She was a sushi queen She loved her deli meat Yeah Sorry

I am making a sushi this week By the way Italian sushi Italian sushi Yeah What's that It's rolled in prosciutto Is there rice?

Hell no There's actually So it's just like a fruit roll up with prosciutto Oh it's prosciutto And then Tomatoes And Oh my stomach's

Ready to go Matreella And And like balsamic. A rap. Did you make up the name? Like rolls. I like that.

I like that beat, Connor. I like that beat. I like the beat as well. Yeah, I saw it on TikTok. And what's weird about TikTok now, first of all, like after the ban, I get, it was only banned for 48 hours. 12. Oh yeah, not even 40.

They really. see whatever you want like that was the biggest like I I didn't even realize it was banned it was a PR stunt fully a PR stunt but I did they did get me good because the whole time I was like leading up to it I was like it's not going to get banned it's not going to get banned and then probably like 30 minutes before they took it down I was like oh it's getting banned and Connor I can't I haven't cried in a really long time because of my antidepressants there's a word for it that Abby Windy taught me, who I'm obsessed with, but I forget the word. But it is something. And I made a video saying like goodbye and thank you very earnestly. I was hysterically crying in a way. Did you post it? No. Connor, it was three minutes long. Holy. I'm so glad you didn't. Could you imagine? No. But I really record. I think it was kind of just like for me and like cathartic because in the in the least. dramatic and earnest way possible.

TikTok like changed my life. Me too. Fully like took me from like one end of the world to the other and I'm still convinced that like I got in a car accident or something and one part of me died and I was astral projected into another plane from from the car accident. But truly like flipped my life on its axis and I was basically just like talking about that and crying. And then I said not going to go ahead and not post that.

But then I did make an earnest. one where I wasn't crying. Did you post it? Yes. It was earnest. And I said thank you and I did record a three minute video that I can't post, but just know that all of those sentiments I really mean and thank you again and follow me on. And that's the, I mean, I never thought I would, I would say, I would say, follow me on Instagram. I really never thought. But I'm saying even now too, just in case it happens again, follow me on Instagram. well I see I wouldn't have known that you posted that at all because I also posted a video saying thank you so much I appreciate you guys so much um earnestly from the bottom of my

heart now now like I did include my full naked ass yeah I wish I had an equivalent of that that I could have done yeah but I don't think girls can really do that well my well they can and they do and I did show my butt once yeah well I so my mom's asked me it was like hey I really think that you should like have everyone. You should really tell everyone on TikTok following an Instagram. I go, oh, if it was that easy. No, like I understand people don't want to see everything that I post on answering. So I'm like, no harm, no foul.

But I posted this thing and I was like, I wanted to be sincere. I hadn't gotten dressed for the day yet, so I was fully Winnie the Poohing. And I make this masterpiece and I say, thank you so much. And then I get flagged for sexual exploitation. So I am not allowed on the app still. Is it exploitation? if you did it yourself, if you exploit yourself?

Allegedly, I'm still not allowed to post or view. That's not right. It's not right. Talk about censorship. And it's not okay. Go ahead and try to type in Fibula's naked butt cheeks, ass,

ass comma, naked. I bet that is in so many different places on the internet and we wouldn't even be able to begin to uncover some of them. Well, it had 25,000 shares. Think about 25,000 people in a room. And think about how many, so if you think about how many screenshots.

If you think about 25,000 shares, I always think about 25,000 shares. Like, I think about 25,000 people who have a thousand Instagram followers. And then, I don't know what 25,000. What? It helps you grew it up like that. We'll say, like, if you shared something to one of your friends, on average, I feel like people have like a thousand Instagram followers. Okay. So, like, someone with the...

They're not sharing it all a thousand, though. Right. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, I'm thinking more like if someone posts on their story. Right. That's like 10,000 people. But on TikTok, it's like they're sending in a message.

Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. So, yeah. Maybe like, let's say 25,000 times, like three. On average, each person's sending it to like two people. Yeah.

So 75,000 people. 20, 70? Yes. Yeah. I mean, my ass looks great. I'm not mad about it. I agree. I agree.

I've been running my, running my ass on. to my body. So I, yeah, it was. Nothing to be ashamed about. There's a lot of things they're censoring. One thing that's included is my, my glutes and my ass. So like take, take what you see online with a grain of salt because it's one big thing is missing. My cheeks.

And it's disappointing to see something like that happen on a platform that I really like. Did they give you? And here's the other thing. Here's the other thing I don't like. TikTok employees. Who's the, who's the, who's the TikTok? You know what? I thought we were having a little fun. You know what? I said it's our last hours.

It's kind of like senior day. I'm going to throw my papers up in the air and leave. School. Congrats everybody. Congrats grad. Here's, you know, I thought we'd have a little fun. Here's my naked ass. Who's the TikTok loser with minutes left on their employment contract that said, I'm going to spend this valuable time? Do you think it's the person?

I'm going to spend this valuable time censoring this young man's cheeks. I think it's probably some sort of AI. No, because I appealed it. And I appealed it and I sent a screenshot of Karina Kops last video where her actual cheeks were out and about just like mine. We have similar builds to our asses. Genuinely. Yeah, I know. And they allowed my video to come back.

And I said, okay, so we've got some sense over at TikTok HQ. Someone's got their head screwed on right. Hey, someone's walking around with a good head on their shoulders. And I little did I know someone was going to step on the next day and say. adult entertainment flag and I'm sure a lot of adults feels better and more true

to me than the exploitation a lot of adults probably were entertained I agree I agree I'm sure a lot more than I'm aware of because a lot of sites that I don't know about are probably accessing that content for free but it's good to know that

whatever happens like I there are opportunities for me elsewhere oh Connor you will never be homeless With a butt like that. Fibula, you'll always be famous. Fibula, you'll always have my heart. Can I ask you something?

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Reels. Oh, I thought you had a realtor content. No, I wish. Oh no, mine feels pretty normal. Oh, mine's very strange. Is yours? Yeah. Okay, it's yours?

Mine's been like very TikTok. Actually, let me look. Do you mind if I look? Mine has been like very Italian sushi. Like here's 10 recipes I make as a stay-at-home mother of four. Like mine's been very... I will say first one right off the bat, young liberal humbles this angry conservative. That's very real zee.

That's good. No. Yeah, I guess that's right. I feel like it's so normal. Cat litter, Jody, Pico, who I love. I'm looking forward to it. Yeah, it's all normal. I'm looking forward to maybe posting a video at some time.

When did they give you a timeline of when you may be back? No, I'm unable to make any more appeals because of how often I've been reaching out. Yeah, yeah. But I have a TikTok rep. It's just going to be hard to explain to someone working in like a corporate environment that like I apologize for having my butt crack out online. Say it slipped. I didn't realize it was. Oh, like I feel I'm embarrassed like my crackhead slipped out and through no fault of my own.

I feel embarrassed that that was flagged. The embarrassment was enough. Like I don't need to be punished. Yeah, I also just feel like it's 2025 and there's so many bigger fish to fry and you don't have to fry them on par with my cheeks. Can I tell you the biggest fish I'm having like a very issue with frying? You're having a fish fry? I'm having a serious issue with a particular fish.

Which? Just AI. You better not say sea bass. No, AI. I am really, really struggling to figure out what is real and what is not. In a way. I saw a puppy and a lobster and they were best friends because they grew up together. And then I did not know.

I was like, wow, this is like a, I love two animals that really shouldn't be together hanging out. And they got my ass. And this lobster was cuddling the puppy. And I was like, big if true. Not true. Well, I might have been like very political. Okay. We were not operating.

One was umbrella. I'm operating under the assumption that this is real watching Trump wheeling, wheeling Joe out of the White House. Joe is in a hospital gown in a wheelchair. Trump is wheeling him. And I think, okay, I could see it. I could see it. Then he flipped the wheelchair upside down. Joe goes flying into the dumpster.

And I said, okay. I'd say hi. Okay. But then there was another one where Joe was standing behind, what is Jeff Bezos' his wife, same again, Lauren Sanchez, standing behind Lauren and ripped open her blouse piece during the inauguration. And I was like, did that happen? Like, I can't.

I don't know why, like, I'm so easily fooled. I think because of the timeline that we live in like really truly anything could happen. It could happen and Lauren was really stepping out at the inauguration. Like I wouldn't have believed that that would have been the wardrobe that Lauren would have chosen to wear but it was. So it's like anything could happen. Right. Like if that wardrobe is real, Joe slipping it off into something a little bit more comfortable could also be real too. Truly like the cast of characters that we have standing behind Donald Trump like I would love a reality TV show that that would be that would be Real Housewives of DC. It already is really give it to us because if you're going to give it to us, might as well give it to us good. Give it to us hard and good. I agree. They are giving it to us rough by the way. I agree. Knights are the hardest.

Brooke, you took the words out of my nights. Knights can. nights are the hardest as of late. There is no better feeling in the world than being at the conception of an inside joke. And when something happens that you just know is going to become a bit. And you're like, thank God I was there for it. Right. You know, that happened to Connor and I this weekend. Something came up in conversation where someone said nights are the hardest.

And we just like kind of took that and ran with it. Couldn't stop saying, well, nice are the hardest. Well, nights have become the hardest for me. Half in the hardest. Because the day and after the day comes the night and that is the hardest. That is the most challenging. So nights are the hardest. Well, I think all's all as well, if it ends well, but it doesn't because nights are the end and they're the hardest.

I agree. I have to say something about this weekend as well. Okay. So everyone came over to my house this weekend. It was like a decently sized group. And at some point, our friend Brett was like, I'm going to order a copy. He doesn't even want coffee from Alfred, whatever. And he ordered it to his house instead of mine.

You didn't change the address. It was like, seven coffees. He does that. I'm not twice a day. And I was like, I have coffee. Like, I'll make coffee. And then I was facilitating a drinking game. So I was like, yeah, I have coffee. Like help yourself, whatever.

And I wasn't paying attention. And someone was like, can we have this? And I was like, yes, you can have that. And I wasn't paying attention. I thought that they were like getting in the coffee machine, making a pot of coffee, whatever. So I was like, yeah, that's good, whatever. I wasn't looking.

Minutes go by. Some time passes. And then all of a sudden, different parts of them go, ugh, what is it? Was it the sludge? It was. So I had forgotten.

At some point, I had like a friend in town and I bought like a half gallon of La Colum cold brew that you keep in the fridge. And I, like, honestly, it's been in my fridge for so long. My fridge is relatively clean. I have a La Colum cold brew that's been in there since the summer.

Who doesn't? Knights are the hardest. Nights are the hardest. For whatever reason, I don't see it anymore. Enough time has passed that this half gallon of La Column is not in my line of sight. I don't see it when I open my fridge. And they go, what is everyone spitting out chunks? Ew.

Chunks of shit. And I go, I still don't realize it. I didn't realize that the La Column could curdle like that. Brooke, neither did I. But it was curdled into everybody's mouth. Everyone's so worried about the word moist. You should be worried about the word chunk. Ooh, curdle too.

I don't love curdle. I don't love chunk. So everyone's spitting this stuff on and I still don't realize. Like, what are they, what are they spitting chunks of back into their mind? I do not know what it is because I was under the guys that they had made a pot of coffee. I'm like, what could have chunked up in my pot? And really, they go, I'm like, what is that? What is that?

And they hold it up. And I go, oh, my God, that's the thing for my fridge. Like that was when I connected. I was like, oh, that's the thing that always sits in my fridge. And I go, oh, y'all, that's nine months old. That thing is nine months old. It's in its fourth trimester. So understandably, it has some chunks.

And so I dump it out. It is genuine glob city. And it's going. Ew. How did you guys not notice? Who drank it? Like juju on the beat, like several indie. And I was like, oh, wow, that's upsetting to me and my home girls.

Because if you can't go to Belenolce, what a hell could you go? Damn, that just goes to show you one. Yeah, you took the fucking words out of my mouth. It just goes to show you that. That literally goes to show you. Nights are the hardest. And what's tough about the day is that... What's coming?

It's just going to lead into the fucking night, man. It's going to bring you by your... You're going to be bald deep in the night before you know it. The night, I completely agree. Before you know, your balls deep and... And it's giving it to you rough. Those are the hardest. Oh, my God.

My stomach is added again. I wish we could... We can't hear it like as the listener. It didn't pick up. But it is so... You guys have no idea. It sounds like I swallowed a JBL speaker and I'm playing a Billy Eilish song through my soft.

It's so profound. It is crazy, y'all. I have to say something. So I've been... Okay. I'll say something after. Well, why don't you go first? No.

I'll go first. Okay. You go first. I'll go. I'll take the baton. So I have been moving myself and I've been sending you Snapchat's. I'm just like, genuinely, I have gone through every phase of my life. I have never gotten rid of a thing.

I have coosies from Broughties from Brayette. Branded events that say like so-and-so insurance on them, just get, you know, you have to get rid of that. First of all, if you're a brand and you're making little merchandise things like coosies, think it through. Like really look into how much budget you're spending on these things that are genuine, just going to a landfill. But I don't know what's happened in me in this year of my life. Order? No, I'm just like, let me throw this away. This is junk.

Like, I can't even donate this. It's junk. I have so many key chains? For what? I'm a man. Sometimes you just need to acknowledge that things need to be tossed. Toss. Like, no one at Goodwill is going to want the QSie.

The Guy Coosie. Brooke, I own four Frisbees. Well, they might want that. I don't think they do. Frisbees are a gorgeous thing. You know, and I don't remember ever buying a Frisbee, but there's no reason I should have four. That's gluttony that they talk about.

in the Bible. But I am sitting there and I come across this thing. I have a little meatball and a ravioli that I've kept in this jar from the first time I moved to California that I thought was funny because I used to put the ravioli on top of the meatball. Real food? Yeah, they've now hardened and they're fossils. But yeah, at first they were real food. And I used to put the ravioli on top of the meatball and be like, he's graduating because it looked like a cute. Yeah. That would be really cute if it wasn't real food. Well, it's not real food anymore. It's hard. It's hard. hardened. Is it in a jar?

It's not in a jar like with water. Or is it a loose meatball and a loose ravioli? Well, the jar is not sealed. So they are loose kind of rolling around at the bottom of a cup. It's less of a jar. It's more of a cup. I'm having a... So it didn't rot?

Like, I'm having a hard time. And that goes to show you. Trader Joe's is not health food because I took that shit out and I put it in a cup. And it went from frozen to genuine fossilize. Like I could throw, I could break into a house with this meatball. Like that would be a cool superhero too and his two tools are a meatball and a ravioli frisbee. Both children's book. Wow, we're really just like content machines.

I agree. It's incredible. No, ravioli and meatball. That's like an adult swim show though, that cartoon. Ravioli and Meatball. I don't know that. I'm not familiar. It was like French fried meatball.

Ooh. It's a really dark show. It scares me. It's from like a really scary. Knights are the hardest and that's when it. would come on adult swim i'm sorry it was okay it's milkshake french fries and a meatball i believe it's really disturbing show if you know you know truly that's one of those things it's sounding like carich the cowardly dog which was also one that only came on when nights were the hardest

curse of cowardly dog is the scariest show in the world jen what jen jenn see no like genuinely oh genuinely yeah okay yeah i agree is that your stomach yeah did you hear that you hear that Well, something else is happening to it. It's not even just hunger. By the way, I want to just flag forever ago last week. We didn't even say the word poop. Oh, my God.

Which means, like, we're either losing something, or maybe we're losing our sparkle shine. We're gaining something even bigger. Oh, we're growing. We'll figure it out along the way. We're either growing and shrinking. I've been going through, like, a really difficult time as a parent. Recently with John.

Marie Avric We're weaning Right now Because the sucking is no longer Gonna fly Like he's getting too old The vet said if he hasn't stopped By now he probably

Won't stop on his own accord Oh it's like sucking your thumb As like a tween Yes Yes so we're weaning off And sorry I know Some of you guys don't like to hear this But it is like such a big part of my life

That I do need to share it I won't share this I won't share I think it's important to share Well you know he was sucking my neck before and so I outlawed that. What? What else is he sucking? My face.

Phew. Oh my God, you sick freak. What did I say? I don't know. You said, you know how he was sucking in my neck. I was like, where has, where have we gone from neck? I'm not breastfeeding. I don't know what you are. He's sucking my face, Connor.

Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God. depending on his mood. Okay. So it's no longer an option for him. So I've been putting my face under the covers. He is waking me up every hour, punching me in the eyes. And I don't mean like swatting like a cat.

Like he's got his fistballed and he's like fully right hooking punching me in the eyes. And then I didn't know this about cats, but like they have like fingers. Like they can spread their fingers and like grab things. He will take both of his fingers, spread them, get clumps of my hair and rip them out of my scalp in the middle of the night. And then he'll bite my arms. Cool. So he is acting out. So I've been getting probably like an hour of sleep.

Max, but I'm hoping that it's for the best. Wow. Yeah. He is like one of us. I love my son more than anything on this planet. I didn't know this type of love was possible. He is giving me grief. Yeah.

Well, he's probably in his terrible twos. Yeah. He's also massive now. Really? Yeah. Because he would die. He's huge. He's like double the size that you last all him, probably.

I like wonder what's better to have like an animal that has character and like a personality or just like 3D print, like dog cat. Oh, personality. Yeah. Even if you have to deal with a little grief. Oh my God, I would so much. And even though, even like when he's giving me grief, like I still, like, I can't help but find it funny, you know, to wake up at 3 a.m. to this cat pulling the hair out of my scout.

I mean, when Max pooped into my Christmas tree and I literally was like, Max pooped somewhere in my house and I can't find it. It's like. It was on the second layer of branches, like ornaments. I was like, that is so funny. That is like something I would do. Yeah. You know?

Well. I mean, hypothetically, poop onto someone's second layer of their Christmas tree so they can't find it. That's funny to me. Like at some point you have to L-O-L and that's one of mine. Yeah. I mean, kids, they are just, they say the darndest things and they do the tarnest things too. They do. They do.

Girl. I've been having something recently in my sleep because I'm alone now. So sad. We're like even the littlest tiniest thing and I think that there should be maybe a medication for this. It probably is. We're like if I hear even the slightest noise, I'm up and I'm like, what could that be? And I'm not like a, I'm not scared of it, but I'm thinking like, oh, am I going to hear that again? That's piss me off.

I'm like the princess in the pee. Or Edgar Allan Poe. Ooh. Or Mr. Crabs. Based on Edgar Allen Pee. Yep. No, but I'm kind of like if something. things itching. I have like a slight scratch on my foot. I'm like, should I shake myself out of

this slumber and itched my toe? Or should I just like suck it up and not move because I'm comfy? It's kind of like when you wake up and you're thirsty and it's like should I ignore it and try to go back to sleep or just wait and do the inevitable wait three hours, die of thirst and then eventually give up and I've wasted three hours of sleep just like being thirsty when I could have just gotten it right away. Last night I genuinely had the thought, like, when I'm like, I woke up for no reason. And anytime I wake up for no reason, I'm like, did I actually wake up for no reason? Or did something wake me up?

You know you're probably farting yourself awake? I don't think so, because I have a mental thing where I can't fart in my bed. Is there a pack of dogs outside? Can you guys hear that? That's like a genuine pack of dogs. I think it's a train. Oh. tomato tomato but I am not I don't fart in my bed I'm a lady oh but uh this is the stupidest

conversation we've ever had I'm moving on okay but I know I like when I wake up last night I woke up and I was like I have to pee and it's like should I get up and be or should I just be absolutely miserable later and get up to pee you should always just go right away and then I'm considering considering considering but I had the actual vision of like me being like a dog begging for food and it's like my bladder begging me to go drain my dragon. Okay. That was it. That's my whole thing on that. Thank you. Yeah, you're

so welcome. Thank you for letting me not. Should we like look into that noise? It sounds like insane. I'm really like kind of unbothered. You're not bothered by it? Well, if Brooke's not bothered, I'm not going to make a big thing out of it. But if you're bothered, then it's a, it's a

it's choochoo. I don't think it's choochoochoo. It's a pack of dogs out there waiting to chew chew on your leg and foot and body. It's neither. It's not? Oh, no. Now it's soft.

Oh, no, they came in. Someone's like scraping metal against something. No, Trump said we're going to start drilling, drilling, drilling again. And they're drilling right out in the parking lot. Damn. They're drilling, drilling, drilling, drilling. They're giving it to us rough. So you want to go camping, you were saying before we started recording?

Well, I just feel like we've talked about going camping since we first arrived here. I do want to go camping. In Lasz-A When you say camping, do you mean like tent? Yeah. Yeah, me too. There is a train. I think it's a train.

There's no trains here. That's the thing about LA is that we don't have trains. And we don't have this type of train that would go Chukes. That's like the 1960s. I'm hearing Thomas the Tank. Thomas a Tank is not real. He can't hurt you.

I didn't think he would. He can't hear you, baby. He's a fission of character. I didn't think he would. Um Speaking of fictional characters You know what they're saying on the streets? What?

Tom and Jerry are actually best friends Yeah Bitch, yeah What do you mean? Yeah, I said it Tom and Jerry are actually best friends And Tom secretly Doesn't kill Jerry

Wait Tom never killed Jerry You just chased him, right? Yeah, wait, hang on, there's a theory That like Tom doesn't want to kill Jerry or something shit. I forget but like they're best friends. You just have to trust

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Yeah. It's not insane at all. But me, you know, Channing. And you know Tristan. Of course. We were just like in a mood, like, you know, because it was nighttime. Oh. It was a night through the heart.

And we FaceTime my sister. And so we were just like having a conversation. And then Gabby, my sister, had sent me a video after we had, I was all said and done, hung up the call. And she was like, by the way, this is what you sound like to an onlooker. Because her roommate was filming this conversation, which to me I was like, nothing. You got it? You have a recording on it? Yeah.

The roommate recorded Gabby talking to us. Because to me, I was like, that was just a conversation. Yeah. You know, nothing. No alarm bells. Nice. Nice. Someone has COVID. Gabby.

Think I'm going to be sick. Nice. Oh, yay. Nights are the hardest. Yay. Think I'm going to be sick. Oh, yay. Nice.

Okay. Nights are the hardest. Yay. You need to get a care bear and just record that and put it in it. Think I'm going to be sick. Oh, yay. Nice with the hardest. Oh, I know earlier when we were talking about being ugly.

I just saw a TikTok last night that was like, when I lived in L.A. I used to, like, just eat kale. And, like, I would go to the beach and I would go to workout classes. And I was just... And now I'm in New York. And all I want to do is sit inside and eat soup. I'm, like, fucking up, I feel like.

I'm moving right now. They said it's, like, two degrees out. Well, it's on fire here, so you win some, you lose some. Should I move right in the middle? To... Dakota's? The Dakotas. Yeah, or Minnesota.

I can move to Wisconsin. Culver's just sent us a gift. I could go to Wisconsin and use this. People love it there. A coupon for a free regular concrete mixer. What's a concrete mixer? It's a really good shake. Oh.

That sounds good. I've never been to Culver's. Oh my gosh. It's so good. Oh my gosh. It's just like your quintessential burger and shake vibe. That's fabulous news. Yeah.

Yeah. Wow. Can we dig into your notes? I have been digging into them. Are you serious? Yeah. Euphoria shooting next week? Oh, you scared me.

I saw a tweet that was like euphoria should just open as like a doctor drama show and just not address it. Like a Grey's Anatomy with like ruin everyone just like on the ER floor like stat, give me a scalpel. And no one should address. I don't care what they do. give it I need that show I don't even I'm not even like I feel like I haven't had like this mainstream show watching experience ever again

and I've never had it since you for you and I never had it I haven't had I didn't have it since you get what I'm saying that's the only time I've ever had it White Lotus to me is similar oh and White Lotus and that's coming out the new season in a minute yeah it is in a second But Euphoria, I was sitting, I was watching as it came out every single week.

I've never done that in my life. Are you serious? No, I've never been sat. You never had a TV show that had you sat? Like, as it premiered. Are you serious? I feel like that was, I don't know, what was their viewership? Because I feel like that show, like everybody was sat.

And I wanted to sit and watch it because if someone posted something on Twitter, which they always damn ass did. Like, I'd be, I'd be like, there's no point watching the episode net. That happens with books now, which is so annoying. Well, they stopped allowing you to, 16.3 million viewers per episode? That's a lot when you think about it and crunch the numbers. Nights are the hardest. Yeah. Wow.

I'm saying, wow, like, I know I can gauge at all what that number is or what it means. It's definitely a lot. It's definitely a lot. Because think about a million. multiply by 16 Add 400,000. What you're going to get as a total is 16.3. 300,000?

Sorry, I thought it was four. It's fine. I'm not really mad about it. All good. I'm trying to think of the TV shows that I was sat for live. Obviously, Glee. Desperate housewives when I was young. That's not appropriate.

It wasn't. I was addicted to it, though. How I Met Your Mother. Yeah? Yeah, I could still go. Do you want me to still go? No. Castle?

Did you ever watch that? I don't know what that is. Is he watched Castle? Oh, my God. Is he? It's so good. Oh, my God. It's like, it's basically, it's about this crime writer who writes fiction crime novels.

Nathan Philly. You know who that's like King. and he shadows a detective. You don't? No, fuck what a hell? He's famous. Like, it's not crazy for you to know who he is. Oh, okay.

But he shadows a gorgeous, beautiful detective at the NYPD. Obviously, there's romantic tensions. It's fabulous show. That sounds great. And what's amazing about something like that is to watch Castle and really be on the ground with the NYPD. And then to watch criminal minds and be boots on the ground with the FBI. and to see it from the FBI's perspective of how the local police forces are really challenging to work with. But then to see it through the NYPD's perspective of when the FBI comes and then they kind of take over the case, I see both sides.

I see both sides. It's really great to see both sides. Being both the stylists and the person getting their hair cut. It's great to see both sides sometimes. So the stylist would be the FBI and I would be a police officer. If you like criminal minds, watch Castle. It's fabulous. I would watch that line.

Maybe you could rewatch that. It seems like you're kind of fired up on. I almost might rewatch Castle. But it ended because they hated each other so much in real life. Which sucks. That does suck. That's about Doni, by the way, suing her for, what, $40 million? $400 million.

$400 million. He has now vacated the state. How much money do they, like how much, that's an insane amount of money? I don't think you have to sue someone for an amount that they have. Do they have to pay that back? Would Justin Baldoni have to pay $400 million? Like, if you sue someone on no, like, whatever, no claims or I don't know how, no grounds to sue them, is that not defamation to be like, you actually have damaged me in a $400 million way?

I mean, no. Half a billion dollars. Hello? I don't understand the question. How can, he's saying that the damages that of his reputation are $400 million. Or half a billion dollars. I did not even know who this lizard got looking man was. Oh, I think like maybe he's saying like you genuinely ruined my life and my life is worth $400 million.

Okay. Now I'm seeing what you're saying. I don't know. That's my guess for where the $400 million could come from. But how do you put a value on your life? Damn. I don't know if my life's worth $400 million. Well, you know he moved to Hawaii.

That's where they seem to go. Yeah. I'm surprised he didn't go join Army. and Turks and K. And everyone's like DMing me. Or Justin Baldoni already has a podcast because I had predicted that him and Army Hammer are going to make a lot of it.

Yeah. Guys, I know that. And so does Army Hammer. I'm saying they will join forces in a podcast. Army and Baby, yes. And the podcast will be called Knights are the hardest. Okay.

Yeah. Knights are the hardest for a man. Nighter the hardest for a man. Knights are harder for the man because of, you know. Considering. Yeah. Yay. Oh my gosh, what else happened?

So I said Justin and I remembered. Did you hear Justin Bieber? Oh, yeah. Okay. So Justin Bieber, I love this thing. First of all, I love when people get hacked. It's one of the funniest things in the world to me. When someone posts a picture of Raybans, buy one, get one free, ad.

Or Jennifer Aniston, MacBook Pro. Or if you're Jennifer Aniston's from ShowFriend and I have 1,000 MacBook Pro to give you. Maybe that's okay because it's funny and it provides a lot of entertainment for me. When someone says, I love my Range Rover. I love my new Rangerover from this crypto man. Funny. If it happened to me, I would be fetal position. Remember it used to happen all the time on Facebook Messenger?

Yeah, because you'd click a link be like, I can't believe they posted this photo of you. And you're like, holy shit. Wow. That used to happen. That used to happen daily. All the time. Yeah. I would click that link almost every single time.

But Justin says he got hacked since when all they did was unfollow his wife, which obviously caused a lot of chaos. And then he posts a story and says, someone hacked me and unfollowed Haley. But then he deletes the story. Like you should have infeated that shit, you know, right? I... He doesn't care about his Instagram. It literally looks like... It looks like an eight-year-old runs his Instagram account.

It's like a picture of an owl and then like a closer picture of... I don't know why he deleted it. Maybe it caused... Do you believe he was hacked? Or do you think he just is saying that? He's kind of cuckoo for Cocoa Buffs today. I really don't feel like I know him. Like it's really looked like...

Obviously no one knows him, but I really feel disconnected from Justin. This looks like... This looks like a dad's Facebook page in like... 2004. Actually, that's Facebook page now. Or like an eighth graders, you know. There's something so gorgeous to me and aesthetically pleasing about an Instagram that's just like random and not curated, but not this one. Also, I hate the new layout of Instagram where it's like the long ass thumbnail. I told you guys at the other, like, what are they doing with that space in the upper right? I hate it. I really do hate it. I wish people would leave things alone. Like I,

they fucked goodreads to the moon and back. They got it. too, they gave it to Goodreads, I can't even, the one thing that was good about Goodreads, being able to see your friend's reading challenges for the year, they took it away. Damn. There was one good thing about Goodreads, Connor.

Only one. Damn. And it was that. Well, you could still step up to the plate if you wanted to. People have been on their hands and knees begging for half stars. Give it to me, Rachel. Give me the half star ratings for years

and years and years. And they said, we hear you. We'll take a, Boy, your friend's reading challenge that should help. Fuck you. Fuck you. Seriously. Hey, I'm on your side here.

And there are so many reading tracking apps that are so much better, but it's just like no one's on them. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Say, oh, that's hysterical. This just pissed me off. But they did add that feature now that I really like. On Goodreads?

No, on Instagram. Oh, what? Trial reels. Did you guys hear about these? No. They're like trying to get people to post so hard on Reels. which meta I'm you know I'll do it if you want me to you can post trial reels now and they go out to only your non-followers which like you want someone to commit suicide really fast send my shit out to all my non-follars I promise you I'll be dead within the hour oh I kind of like that so it's like no one from like my high school or college has to see no but it's going to go to what I'm trying to do it's going to go to all the people that that's fine are like Sorry, I apologize.

I want to apologize and get ahead of that. The most death threats I've ever gotten. Actually, some of the only. I've gotten them every now and then. The most I've ever gotten was when I said, like, I was University of Texas's bad luck charm, but I'm going to go to the game. They're like, it's your fucking fault.

We lost. And I was like, okay, I want everyone to take a step back. I'm all for superstitions. But genuinely, I was having people that I do not know, have never known adults with kids. I mean, yeah, adults with kids, families. Be like, never fucking go to another football game as long as you live. I've said this before, but people judge women for the intensity of their, like, celebrity

crushes or just, like, interests in bands or whatever. No, it's men in sports that we should be worried about. They're genuinely dangerous. I was about, like, yeah, if I was, someone said, like, if I catch you in the streets, I'm like, I don't know where you live. so I don't know if I'll be on your street wishing you the best tonight though because it was hard at night

but fuck shit nights are harder um I think I'm gonna be sick were you the one that didn't care about not didn't care but I'm obsessed with the Idaho murder thing not in like an I'm obsessed way but

I actually couldn't it's interesting like I when it's like fake and criminal minds I can do it but I actually can't do real murder I guess I'm not obsessed. That was the wrong word to say, but I meant like, yeah, I'm just like mind blown by this whole thing. He, him specifically looking at him, I feel like an entity, an entity enters my body. He's scary, but he, uh, they're dropping a bunch of evidence. Oh, I thought you were going to say the charge.

Because it was, no, they're, they're, I guess it's been, it's like potentially mistrial because they got all the evidence illegally. I'm so confused how lawyers, I was going to ask this about the Justin Baldow anything. If you're a lawyer and this guy undoubtedly murdered four kids, how are you like, no, his evidence is, like, you need to win that case that bad? I don't know how, you mean like the lawyer's defending him? How do you do that? I don't think you have like any sort of moral compass, like whatsoever. They just operate solely on a legal compass. Yes. I don't know how they could sleep necessarily, but they're probably sleeping in a really

comfortable bed, which is crazy. You just gave me a chill? Really? Yeah, my bed's not that comfortable, so I'm kind of, I'm just, I love a comfortable bed. I'm getting a new mat. Did you see my new stuffed animal? That giant teddy bear, yeah. It's the size of me. I like that you took your money, you put your money where your mouth is in terms of of making stuff animals in for 2025. Oh my God. And I've already, I've got clogs on the way.

Great. Wait, what's his name? Snorlax. It's in, I was love to say Yiddish, Swedish. It's,

okay, okay, I learned how to pronounce it. Jungle Skog. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's, yeah, but the U is. Jungle Snog?

It's jungle, jungle skog. Jungle Skog. Jungle Skog. Soft toy. I call it. His name is Bella. That's only 30 bucks.

It was only 30 bucks. Oh my heavens. I will say that I was volunteering and I was sent on an IKEA run to get 300, um, I keep blue IKEA bags for donations. And on my way to the bag area, I passed him and I said, oh, not so past. Oh, not so fast. you're coming home with me got him rang up all the

300 bags one by one at self-checkout it was easier for me that way talk about someone with no moral compass why self-checkout is for like 10 items not 300 bags no I felt too bad putting it on someone else and no one was at self-checkout

but obviously I kept putting them in the cart once I rang them up and then people kept grabbing them to use for shopping and I kept saying I sorry about that Right. But anyway, I brought Jorkelsneff back to the donation center. He's special. Back to the donation center. And everyone was like in my car.

And then people came to help me in the car get the bags. And they said, oh, my God, did you get this for to donate? I said, not right now. Well, they don't need. They don't need giant stuff bears right. Not right. I don't actually say, thank you. I'd say the hardest for me.

I should need it. I'll be at a. I'll be at a fire relief event on Friday in New York if anyone's there wants to go. I have no other details because I can't remember, but I'll post about it. I, oh my gosh, I don't know what I was going to say. Okay. Take a minute. Damn.

This sucks because I was, I just have been cussing so much on this episode. I just realized. No, you haven't. I have said F and S. And D. And D. What's D? Dick?

Damn. Oh. To me, that's not really a curse word. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't say it in front of a kid. It's a dang. Is that how you would define curse word? It's a good question.

Yeah. Well, yeah. And also, if I, like, said it before 9 a.m., would I feel like I need to brush my teeth again? Or would your parents yell at you when you were little? Yeah. But my parents would yell at me for fart. Stupid.

Yeah. Yeah. Fart. for me too. Really? We raised in strict homes? No, that's the thing. I wasn't.

Like, I could literally sit in front of the TV for three days straight. No problem. My parents would say proud of you. Yeah. Good job focusing. Couldn't say fart. Yeah. No, but I'm trying to stop cussing.

And so I'm trying to say, like, type even other stuff. And I was typing out just like how much crap I had in my kitchen island that was like, absolute junk and I was typing out a Snapchat to all of you guys and I was like this is like a disgusting amount of stuff and it's all bullshit and I was like no I need to change how do you feel about crud well I was like I'm gonna I'm gonna change this to baloney so I was like this is baloney because that feels good that like kind of hit like period this is baloney and then I typed it out balagna no had this discussion does not hit I typed it It's a quarter.

This is total balagna. No, that is, that is bullshit. Why would you spell it like that when I'm trying to get off cussing? Yeah. It's Italian. Balagna? God damn, that's bullshit. Oh my gosh.

See, like where it all comes back? I tried to bring crud back a few years ago. Couldn't, never came back. I had a TikTok video where I had about 500 jokes that I wrote into a minute. And the only thing people commented was like, oh. You're your feet itching? Just this one. But it's because my tattoo is healing and it's scabbing off.

That's why I'm reaching the top. It's the tops. Oh, I mean, we can stop. I think so. Unless you want to touch on... I don't think we should. Elon Musk's Nazi salute. I feel good about not.

I definitely feel good about not for now. Yeah, that's true. It definitely was just him waving to everyone and saying hello. Oh, my God. Because why wouldn't you wave like that twice? Sometimes when I have tennis elbow, that doesn't allow. me to bend my arm. Yeah, I always wave like that.

Me too. I think the last thing all will, I'll go easy on him since nights are the hardest. Well, nights have been hard, true. But I don't feel like nights are hard for him. I feel like he probably wouldn't even notice if it was dark out. A good point. Because nights are hardest, yeah, for most. For most. But not for all. Not for all.

Not for all. I just want to I want to sign off by saying Martini's are not good. That's a glass of vodka. And it's in a little cup. I had a booker. I had a pretty experience. I could see it the whole time.

You're fucking with me. No, I could see it. It was, there's like a time and a place for me to remind you of a booger. I don't think it was caught on the camera. Connor? The time in the place to tell me about a bugger would be while we're recording and it's going to blast out to however many people. I don't think that it's, it would have, it's catchable. You've officially gone and done it.

Don gone and pissed me the hell off. Oh, y'all. Martinis are good if they only taste like olive juice. But I saw this thing the other day that said martinis are not meant to be good. They're meant to make you stronger. So they're like in that sense very masculine, but then they come in that little gay ass cup. And then it's like a very confusing metaphor for a lot of things. They are very, it's just something to think about.

Yeah. They are straight up vodka though. I know. I've been, so I've been trying to our agent Hannah. she taught me to do a martini with a twist, hold the olive juice and vermouth. Ooh, I can't do hold the olive juice. I go, that is vodka.

It's a shot. That is a shot. I drank it and like breathed out. And early, like before I had that first martini, I had four, before I had the first one. Hated it, had four. There was mosquitoes. But I drank my first martini.

And all of a sudden, mosquitoes were in our cremint. Tamir. And I was like, hold up. That's bug spray. I. And with that, we leave you?

I'm just saying maybe you could drink bug spray and stuff and then maybe it would just come out your pores. You don't have to spray it on your person. Thank you.

We will see you next week. Nights are the hardest. This week on close friends. Just can I tell close friends something? That's what I'm trying to think of. Struggling with. Like mentally.

I didn't need to do this. There's no reason you would do that. No. A man came up to me and asked me if I worked at skin. Because you wanted a piece of that ass. He can't say no to that because it's charity. It's manipulation too. It's manipulation.

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