Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - There Are No Dumb Questions

Episode Date: December 11, 2025

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See you this summer. Happy 200, everyone. Wow. What a milestone occasion. It really is a milestone occasion. Hello everyone. Welcome back to Brooklyn Connor Make a podcast. Happy 200th episode, which I remembered and I knew about.

That's why you're here. Yeah. That's exactly why I'm here. Yay! Look at this. Izzy did our setup. He is so wonderful. As per use, there's no one on earth quite like her.

Sorry. No, just get it out. I'm trying. I'm really sick. So, one. One, I will have like some brain fog just due to the cocktail of medications I'm on. And two, I will have some mouth sounds that will be out of my control. That's fine.

So I don't want to see anything on Reddit. I'm very sick. Thank you. It's so great to be sick on the 200th episode because there would be that. Well, I wouldn't miss it. No, it would be nothing more classic. Who am I? To you.

Oh. To you. Connor's dressed up as something. I thought you were a fire sprite. Okay, and if I wasn't, what would be your second guess? A candle? So, like, I just thought everyone knew who this young man was. Do you not know, do you know what the heat miser is?

No. You've never heard of the heat miser? No. I don't even really know who is. He looks familiar. Kind of. Yeah, he was angry about something. I can't remember his whole deal.

But anyways, just so you know going into, we can circle back to the heat miser, but that's who I am today and that's kind of the energy I'm bringing today what does he do and from e whews who's like and I know you're and you're Jewish so like I should be the one the knows about the heat miser and the frost master or whatever the other guy is he from frosty the snowman no he's from the year without Christmas which I found out this morning oh I've never seen that so I guess Santa like goes missing or something and then they are just like just being absolute hoodlums running around town being like I'm the heat miser and I'm

a frosty ass like what is yeah they're kind of like Snowmiser oh the snowmiser okay so there's like two evil boys and they kind of are running Wait you're the snowmiser? No and the there's the heat miser and the snowmiser yeah they're right there they're kind of

I've never seen the snowmiser there's just kind of dichotomy right yeah between hot and cold and fire and ice it's existed forever as long as we as long as It's old as dirt, basically, that dichotomy. And this is a good representation of that, the snow miser, the heat miser. I'm glad you could be one of your favorite characters for the Big 200. Yeah, it's good.

Now, I didn't recognize the overlap here at all, to be honest. I'm like, yeah, I would love if the 200th episode was of my face as usual. But this is great, too. You're on every drug for a cold known demand. I'm dressed like this for some reason. Cool. Sure. Oh, fabulous.

How else would we want to do? do 200. I don't know. I think what we want to do first. Yeah. I think we want to pop these shits. Do we want to pop these shits or watch this video first, Izzy? Oh, let's watch the video. I want to watch the video. 200 times you asked me to look something up video. Okay, really quick. Can I say two quick things? Can I say two quick things? We can cut it if we need to. One, if you're listening to audio, I really implore you. Today's the day to watch video. It's a 200th episode. It's on YouTube. And you want to see, it's a costume day. You have got to see the heat miser. And you've got to see the heat miser one. You've got to see us. You got to see me both fluctuate

in weight and skin color about 400 times during this video. She blew up. This chick blew up. Jesus. Oh, Marcel, it's so nice to see the hyperfixations on the podcast throughout the year. You know what? The biggest thing for me about this is the change in my width of pants, too. And it's not, I'm not talking about how like my waist size. I'm talking about like, I had like tighter pants and then I went loose for a second. I said, let's tighten it up. Interesting when you talk about the fluctuation of your body, I don't see it. I think we're all very aware of what's happening. But you could definitely see mine.

Aishi blew up. Brooke, but mine goes in and out of this place of roundness, almost in, it's constantly flexing. What do you think you are here? I'm somewhere in between. I honestly just look on over and that. I think you were. I kind of look like if you were to put a raw chicken breast onto a plate before you

cut it up, that's what I look like in that. some days you know what's also weird about my face some days like there's just straight up no eyebrows like this and i think it's based on like what my like this is i didn't do anything to my eyebrows here but some days they're just not there it's like they take the day off he's hung over we can sleep in what's so interesting about you and i think i've said this to you before is i think you're like very unique looking like you have a in a good way like i think you've like a cool unique look like never been done before but you also have so so many doppelgangers.

So it doesn't make a lot of sense. Like you are someone that people spot on the street all the time because it's like you don't blend in, you know? You've got to look in a good way. But also look like everyone and everything. But look like everything. You know what's been happening to me recently? So I've been kind of, as a guy who's, I've worn a hat for the best five years on the

internet. I started like my thing was hats. And I got so used to see myself with a hat that finally, recently I've been kind of exploring my body and my life sans hat and so I've been soft launching my forehead in a way and I've been posting in my story and I've been posting pictures and people

keep responding this is AI people who think my forehead is AI interesting I haven't noticed well you're around me a lot you know my you know your way around my yeah I know my way around your forehead interesting yeah I want to share more but I'm gonna hold I'm gonna hold some more stuff closer to the

until maybe bonus. Okay. Because I have something to share that is interesting. Lord, do I have to unleash? Okay. It's another great plug for bonus. If you want to sign up for bonus, first of all, if you're watching,

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Okay, let's watch this video. Can we type in on Google really quick? Can you look up? Can we Google? Can we please Google? Can we look up? Can you just type? Is he? Can we look up? Can we look that up? Can we look up? Can we Google? Can we Google? Can you actually look up? Can we Google? Can you look up? Can we confirm that? What if we just googled? Can we look up? Can we type in? Can I even Google? What is the sexiest thing to say? What's the leading death? I would like to look that one up again.

Brian Gosling doll girlfriend? What Robox is? Is Chronicles of Narnia? The Bible. Will you Van Go to prom with me? Broke A New York Post. Why are cigar that for you? What does? What does? mean are elves homo sapiens oh can we pull up timmy tim pull that shit up can we type in can you pull that up can you go Glenn Powell and family just pick you know what an epidural looks like can we look up what is the ozone layer yeah we did that can we google can you type in can we google can you see the hole in the ozone layer polly d with without hair gel brittney denies eating squirrels then can you google ozone layer Antarctica can you google can you google can we pull up can we google can we google Can we Google? Can you shrimp when you're pregnant? Can swallowing hair kill you?

Craft, mac and cheese. Julia Fox's grocery shopping outfit. Can you Google the scene from the office where Michael has a sip of his water bottle? Izzy, can we confirm that curds are just like curdled, rotten milk? Can you look up shifting? Can you Google Fairbanks disease? Is Pumpernickel named Cumbernickel? Prishapetus's version of Suddenly Seymour? Actors that won't work together. Ant with a fat ass.

Are there sand dollars at the Jersey Shore? Can you Google if they can be girls? What is normal? Let's Google it. Can we get the definition of normal? Wow, it takes you back, don't it? You know what's sad? I don't know the answer to any of the questions.

There was a lot where I was like, ooh, that... What is Fairbanks disease? Are elves homo sapiens? Was that what I said? Yeah. That's an awesome question. That is an awesome question. Plural.

That is awesome. questions. That is awesome questions, y'all. Wow. Thank you and sorry. You know what's funny? This is like, this is all led up to, I've told this story on here before. There's one time in college where I asked a question and then after I asked the question, the TA said, and great time to remind you guys, there are no dumb questions. I remember that, yeah. And that was after I had asked the question. Right. Which is great because I have taken that advice.

And we have, we've, we met by the grace of God here to learn things that people are, a lot of people are too scared to use their platform to ask questions that they should know the answer too. But a lot of those questions, I'd like to revisit them. That is so true. I've been thinking about this so much. I don't think we're stupid. And I've said this before.

Because when I have conversations with my friends off camera, like we're asking the questions that people would think are stupid, but we feel safe asking them with each other. And we're just doing that on camera because we feel safe. We feel safe. Whereas not a lot of people would feel safe asking stupid questions on camera,

which is fair. Which is fair and that's the right. But we do for whatever reason. Should we? Probably not. A lot of people say, these people vote, question mark? Yeah, bitch.

Yeah. Yeah. Yes, bitch. Yeah. Hey, bitchy. Hey, bitch. We vote. What would you do in this situation about?

Yeah, no, I think it's great. And you, your running platform is, keeping curious, keep asking questions. I mean, how many people tried to. What is Fairbanks disease? Exactly. And we'll look into that. Surely.

Because we have the whole day ahead of us. Well, I think we pop these shit. Okay. And I think we say cheers to 200. And cheers to 200 more. Ooh. Unless something bad happens. I, um.

Hang on. It just cut along. For ease. For ease. But here's the thing. Have we ever made things easy? I haven't. Make it rain, trick.

Okay, do you rip it? We broke this last. You broke it. Was it a hundred that we broke it? We, be sweet. I don't see me do it. The collective. Oh, it's actually for ease to use your fingernail.

Ready, Brick? Yeah. Shake it? Who said to shake it? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Which way does it come out? I think it's double-ended.

Ready? No, honestly, because I'm scared it's going to shoot into my stomach. Well, hold it out further from you. That will still shoot into my stomach if it's out further. Well, then you do it. No. You do it that way. I'll do it this way.

You do it first. Well. Three, two, one. Oh! It was that way. Which way? Which way? Which way? Which way? Which way? Which way did he do? Which way did he do? Which way did he do? Oh my God. Would that go in your privates? Connor, where did that go into?

I'm just a girl and I'm very sick. I'm just a girl now too. It was the other way. It's not that we're dumb. It's not that we're dumb. Happy 200. It's that we're not afraid to ask questions. Thank you. Yay!

Okay, this is mislabeled in the way that it's not labeled at all. It was misleading from start to finish. What does this label say? Scan the code for video instructions. This is not. like a whole event. No, is this brunch? I'm not scanning a QR code.

What is this what? Brunch. Oh, I thought you said brunch. Sorry, I thought you said bronze. Can we Google what is Brunch? Whoa, okay. That was item two on the docket. Item three.

These little books. Izzy is this... Aw. Izzy made us these books. Oh, it's a scrapbook. Oh, it's going to be a scrapbook. Oh, Isabel. Can I read it like I would read a story in preschool?

Okay, a lot of these features are really, I'm really gross in that first one. Oh. Here we get. Well, do you want to read it? Same. Yeah, they're the same. Okay. I'm going to read it like a baby. Okay.

Like I'm reading to my baby. Again, this is a great time to be on the YouTube video, by the way. Okay, the first picture is this really sweet picture of Connor licking the side of my mouth or maybe my tooth. I also know that that's at the den. So this is like... This is old. The den has since closed. And rebranded.

So it won't be open again. Wow. Yeah. Listen to how much has changed. The den has since cloded. Cloded. The den included. The den included.

This is Connor and I at the Obsessed launch, which is also cloded. This is Connor and I on June 8th. I think two years ago. What? For the, in a Polaroid. Oh, yes. Oh, no. This is called six out of eight?

Okay, it could have been on June 8th, though. We don't know. It could have been any day. Oh, I like to have thick these. Aw, here's us in Vito. En Vito. Ooh, I'm going to re-watch that video soon. This is 100K subscribers and a picture

that I had put on Hinge for a little because I thought I looked really good and then I thought it was weird to have my YouTube plaque in there. So I took it off. But I still think I look good in there. I should ask, I should try and Photoshop the plaque with something else.

Yeah. Like what? I don't know. What can think about it? Oh, my God. Here's Connor as Alphaba. Even Wicked Witches need to smoke break X-O. God, I'm so disgusting sometimes to look at.

No, I don't want to hear you say that. That looks like I look like I was put together with leftover parts, my whole body. Well, you're wearing prosthetics. My, like, balls are, like, I can see them. I cannot see your balls. Look harder. I'm looking as hard as I can. You don't have to lie.

Just look differently. look at it differently. I'm looking at it in a different way and I still don't see your balls. Okay. Oh, this is sweet. This is the polarite of me kissing Connor in the cheek and Connor's eyes rolling back in his head.

Let me see. I didn't get that one. Oh, you have different polaroids, I guess. You got a different Polaroid, yeah. And then here's me as Glinda. Very pretty. Oh, and in this caption, Izzy wrote, I wish I could write something in Invisible Ink.

I would love to know. Oh, there I see your balls. Is that what you wanted to write an invisible ink? Sure. For sure. Why was I wearing, I remember when I used to wear glasses? Wow, so many things have changed. A lot of things have changed.

Here's when we got hashtag soaked at the Grammys. That was fun. I was in a different body there as well. It's fine to be. Connor and a bush. Oh, we were doing merch shoot. We were doing a merch photo shoot. Oh, here's a collage of a makeup chair hates to see his badass coming.

Oh my God, that's funny. Oh, when I did the reindeer makeup, there's no more. I've never looked. Oh, I miss sleigh reindeer. Sleigh reindeer. Girl, winter is so last season. And now Springs got you looking at pictures of tank tops with hungry eyes. Your algorithm is feeding you cutoffs.

You're thirsty for the sun on your shoulders. That perfect hang on the patio sundress. Those sandals you can wear all day and all night. And you've had enough of shopping from your couch. Done hoping it looks anything like the picture when you're taking. Here open that envelope? It's time for a little in-person spring treat. It's time for a trip to Ross.

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or just grabbing one more spoonful of yogurt. Keep it real. Look for the seal. Real California milk by real California farm families. What's your favorite look that you've done? Probably Voldemar and honestly. And I really like the count. I loved the count.

The count and countess. That was great. I loved that. Oh, my god, right now. Oh, sunglasses inside. That was sweet. Movement. When Brooke got her iPad and became an iPad baby.

Oh, wow. I was. really tiny there. I didn't realize that I had blown up again. That's fine. It's okay to flux. It is okay to flux. I wish I would stop, but...

Susu moments before blasting Neo and picking up her bean dip. I loved that. Yeah. She had gotten low blood sugar. We all get it. This is the Conoriah Wicked that he insists he's never seen.

It's so weird because I don't know, see it on a play and then you you like see it in a movie and it's just so different well said by the way I have something to say about that too okay I want to circle back to that um oh my gosh uh the start of something really pretty um long long live dog jaw us and dillian so oh my god there's like something that has moved into my nose and i think it's alive take the nose off okay I want you to be comfortable yeah that's smart. Yeah.

Oh, that was the day. So Dogjaw was that clip that we posted where I was like, Dylan, touch my jaw. And then a bunch of people did it after me. But Brooke was like, please, please, please don't do that to Dylan Affron. And I got, I'm going to do it. I didn't know that was like a trend. It wasn't until I did it. I didn't know that it had been done before.

Yes. I thought you had made it up. We all borrow things from each other. Mm-hmm. And then, of course, I don't get a lot of the things that you do. I know. We have very different. We have

Algos. Yeah. Is that interesting? It is. In the club we all fan, us and Alana. That was so special. Oh, the Marriachi band.

The Marriachi band. I love that shit. What was great about the Marriacci band? They were so great. Inside Scoop. They like stuck around and Izzy had to be like, that's actually like perfect.

I'm sure we were like, we'll pay you hourly and they're like, well, you paid us for an hour we'll just stick around and keep playing music. And I saw Izzy being like, nobody, Actually, like, we can't have background music. What was wrong with me that day?

Something severe. Something really. You had, like, just gotten off the plane or something or were jet lagged and, like, sick. Well, I'm sorry. It's fine. I like that. That noise doesn't bug me at all for some reason. Really?

Yeah. That's shocking. I know. It's like, okay. Oh, the very first B and CEP. You were sweating. You were sweating a lot. No, I know I was sweating.

That's nothing new. You were just, like, sick. The very first. Like, me wearing. I'm wearing athletic gear. I was wearing like athleisure to the podcast. That's not a weird thing to do, is it?

I think that's the only time I've ever done that. Much to think about. In 200 episodes, that's the one time you've worn a leisure? There isn't a way. And then we had our B&CMAP first live show ever. That was pretty.

That was really special. That was when I realized I could be on stage. That was really nice. Ew. Ew. What picture are you saying that to? Ew, I don't remember that being so ew. Can you flash me?

That says old people. Oh. Yeah, for some reason I'm more taken by the second photo. It's crazy that I'm always like, I think I have jowls, and then I see a drawing that someone made of me. And I'm like, oh, I definitely and everybody else sees them too. I'm really upset by me as an old person. I'm upset with someone drawing each of my teeth individually. I know I'm not going to be an attractive old person, you know?

Are you looking at me, too, and that? You look hotter. I look like if I looked at you for too long that I would get your soul. No, like you genuinely look like you kind of got it going on a little. Izzy, look at your brown hair. I know. That was so sweet, Isabel. Oh, Izzy, you are too much.

That's coming home with me. I can't wait to put this on my bookshelf. No, I might put it on my other bookshelf in the living room with my wicked grimmery. That will be hot. What the hell is, what is this? So that is guess who, but B and C. Shut up! So you guys can play in bonus.

We'll play in the bonus. But yeah, open it. That's really... Oh my God! Wait, let me see, let me see, let me see. It's like actual images. Just look at what's in front because I want to look at them all together,

but it's actual like images of people. Oh my gosh. Oh my. You are. Whoever lands Izzy is the luckiest man in the world. Whoever birthed you? Give them my condolences. I'm so jealous.

Our compliments. Wow. Hats off to the chef. Yeah, that's what I meant. Seriously. We love you very dear. I met Izzy's cousin over the weekend. Oh yeah. Tell us about Izzy's cousin. And like he came up to me and he looks like a cartoon like in a good way. Do you know what I mean? He looks like Max Keebler's day off. Big move. He's a big move. Max Keeble's a real person. Who's day off then? Who's got... Are you thinking of goof? Like did Max Goofy son? No, God, no. Kebler. Max Keeble's big move. Max Keeble's big move. is a real person. I remember because I had feelings for him. It's Malcolm. Who is that? Are you thinking?

I don't. We don't know who Malcolm Keel is? No, Max Keeble. Shit. Big. Are you thinking of Max Goes to School by Adra F. Klein? No. You're thinking of someone's day off.

Farris. Ferris. It's also a real part. It's Matthew Broderick. Yeah, I know. I'm talking with their character. No, no. I'm talking about like her cousin to circle back on her cousin looked like a cartoon.

I don't know how to explain it. But Ferris Fueler is also not a cartoon. He looked like a character in a movie. I should say that. Okay. You know what I mean, Izzy? I do. He's very cartoonish.

And anyways, I'm talking to him and he's like, do you know, he called you Isabel. Do you know Isabel? And I was like, no? What the fuck? And I was like, who's this cartoon guy talking to me about Isabel? I was like, I don't know to Isabel. And then he goes, Izzy's last name. And I go, what?

Yes. I know her and I start talking about Izzy to him and he finally was like okay like I don't know her that well he was like okay she's like my cousin like I'm not we're not like I was like okay well let me know if you need to know anything else about Izzy I feel like I've had so many cousins come up to you in the wild that are just like God I know I thought I had cousins you guys have cousins like there's like it's like it's like a clown car brook like the amount of people that know brook it's like they're just getting out of the car they are everywhere and they're they're all or tall and short and then there's one that's quick and there's one that's slow and there's one

that's kind of slimy and then there's one that's but like some of them it's like cousin is a reach you know and it's like i don't have anyone like that i don't have anyone like i call my cousin that isn't my blood no but like they are blood but like fourth once removed you know like i've seen them once that's so crazy but they'll be like hey miss you just talk to connor and it's like there wasn't a need for that but thank you just talk to connor oh that's special yeah Wait, they have your phone number? I guess. Or like DM.

Oh, yeah. I've heard of it. Yeah. Do you know that shit? Yeah. Oh, damn, we got confetti all in the strawberries. I do want a strawberry. You can have one.

That's legal. I'm too tired. Like, Oh, you can do it. I can do it. Girls can do anything. Oh, I have a present for you. For me?

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. What? Yes, sir. let's go physiology reaching and stuff my nose

oh my god okay I wanted to get them for everyone here but I don't have too many so I'm trying to get more but I do have PDFs for whoever this helps but that is like a

that's like a book which is killing me like look through it there's like it's like words on the page and shit like that oh my God Oh, I'm so excited. Is that not a book?

Wow, it's a book. Here's what I'll say about the arc for anybody that has one, if you won the Goodreads contest. It's not, I know I don't need to clarify this. Everyone's telling me this, but it's really stressing me out and I'm losing sleep over it. It's not 100% perfect. There's some paragraphs that I've changed. There's two typos that I'm aware of. And it is stressing me out that people will proceed.

that but it is not perfect yet but it is a book and it's almost done and that is what that is thank you knock on book and the pink is oh my god it totally smells like the book fairs like a book oh my god it smells like the book fair the pink is much more vibrant in real life which i'm obsessed with oh my god you know what it's so weird like i didn't want to say this out loud because it's like such such like not not not not time or place as it is but i do want to eat one of the pages like kind of like, you know what I mean? Like, that smells making me want to eat the page. You can maybe eat, there's a blank page at the end where the acknowledgements are going to go.

Should I eat the page and the bonus? Not, maybe not. Let's think about it. Let's spend some time thinking about it. And then if you've thought about it for a little and still want to eat. Maybe I eat a little bit of it. Maybe eat a little bit of the page. I mean, you can eat paper.

We've spoken about this. I know. Yeah, I know. That's one of those things that we don't have to relook up. I remember. You want to eat a page of Phoebe Berman's going to lose it on camera. Yeah. Okay.

Hey, what do I care? This too shall pass. Agreed. I want a tattoo that says, borrow the moonlight. That makes sense? Walk me through that. Walk me through that.

Well, it's a lyric in as long as you're mine. But I didn't realize it was a lyric until I was listening to the stripped acoustic version of just Jonathan Bailey's part. Oh. And I thought the lyric this whole time was, ooh, the moonlight. But I love borrow the moonlight.

so I want to get. But what does it, it doesn't mean, what does it mean? It's just like we're going to like take from the night for our like moment, you know? Like,

let's seize the moment, kind of. I get like the vibe. Sees the moment. Steal the moon light. Kind of, I think. Yeah. I'm like trying,

just for this moment. Steal the moonlight. Let's steal the moonlight. I'm not going to get it because like I know that that's not like great. But I do want it. That's fine. I have right place, right time.

and essentially like a Disney font for some reason. So don't worry about it. At least it's just for it. No, you don't. Yeah, I do. It's on my feet. Right. I forgot about that.

Oh, God. It's been, so it's been 200 episodes of us sitting here in the Kelly Clarksons. The fact that we, and every now and then we have a, we have a heavier lift of days that we don't have, like, we push,

we really push ourselves to get to, because we don't necessarily cover topics, really in any way, shape, or form. So there's not really any guidelines to take us. No one's holding our hand and getting us to the finish line of each episode. The way that we do that is actually pretty mind-blown. It's like writing a book. Yeah, it is.

Well, I wouldn't know. It's just like getting from point A to point Z in different ways. I know, but it's just like crazy that we do that. Yeah. Stealing from the moonlight in a way. Borrowing from the moonlight. Borrowing. Yeah, that's really pretty, isn't it?

Borrowing from the moonlight. I'm trying to like think of any way to even respond to that. Because there's no reason to borrow for it. It's free for everyone. Well, usually people are asleep at night. So I feel like they're having this like very like. We're up late. We're being bad.

Yeah, we're being bad moment. Let's be bad. Let's go out at night. She's being wicked. Okay. Yeah. Well, is that in the wicked movie? Yeah.

I remember at the end she's like, I, for the first time I feel wicked. Mm-hmm. Anyway, it doesn't matter. It's just something that. It's just a new line for me from one of my favorite songs that I've been listening to for 10 plus year. So it's really exciting that you can always find new things. You're not looking at things. You're not lying.

You're just looking at things differently. Exactly. I have some shit I need to. I would talk about heated rivalry all day if I could, my gay hockey show. I don't know enough about heated rivalry. Why did I say it? Like, I just learned English. Connor, it's so awesome.

I do rivalry. Is it awesome? It is completely fabulous. That's great. Yeah. I've seen a lot of fun. fanfare. Yeah. And now I'm reading the book. How come? Like, have you ever thought for one second how dumb it is that I haven't been reading gay hockey romance this whole time? It does make sense for you.

I've been wasting my life until this point. I want to know how they found these two young men that I've never heard of before and now they're like a list. They were at high tops West Hollywood last night, which is my local gay bar and I missed them. That's what you need to be out at night. You need to be borrowing from the moonlight. It's fun watching them. It's fun. It's fun. watching them explode on Instagram because they're growing at the exact same rate. Like they both have the exact same amount of followers at any given time because they're being followed like as a unit, which is really beautiful. Like not one is like the star over the other.

They're both fabulous. Chellis. I just didn't know who they were at all until that must be such a cool. Hollander. That's my new. Hollander. That's my new tick. Holander.

Holdner? Hollander. I'm sick too. I'm saying Hollander in a Russian accent. Oh, it's an accent. Yeah, that's kind of what they say to each other during sex. So he says Hollander, which is his last name. And then Hollander says fuck off.

Oh, that's special. Yeah, they're definitely borrowing for the moonlight in the bedroom. I love them so much. That's so great. Thank you. I've seen the first two episodes four times each. And the third one is actually about two different characters, who I don't care for as much because it's very like instillove. like one of them walks into a smoothie shop and is like,

I have to have you, please make my smoothies every day, which is less like enemies to lovers, which is what Shane and Elia are, which I really prefer. They're so goofy and silly. And it's just really amazing because most gay things are like very sad

and end with like someone dying usually. But this is just like fun gay shit. How fun. Yeah. How fun and gay. Good for them. They're having a blast. Oh, how great.

I love these boys. Were they in stuff before this? Yes, but not anything that we would know. I think Connor, story, the one who plays Ilya, him not being Russian, first of all, is the most insane thing in the world because his Russian accent is like a part of his DNA to me, but he's not Russian.

He was in something for sure. He was in Joker. The actual- Bolly Adieu? That's when I went to the gay viewing. Oh, yeah. I don't remember him in that. I think that that was like really bad, right?

the movie? Pretty, yeah. But I didn't say that at the time because I was just honored to be there. Right. Really horrible. Thank you. Well, I'm sure he'll be in a lot more stuff now. What a fun.

What a fun. Hudson is my number one. What a fun ride that must be to be like, all right, I'm in this thing. You go, for you to be like they're growing at a rate that you're able to actually see them growing on Instagram? That's so cool. I mean, they are just like young and fun and hot and doing the damn thing. Oh, this young man was in a show called Chad GBT.

I'm sure that's really good. Wait, I'm craving watching Chad GBT. Let's click on Chad GPD. After ordering the world's first AI-powered humanoid chatbot, Mike's life gets turned upside down. Sounds good. He's adorable. And you know what?

I'm making the conscious decision not to look up how old the two of them are. Because they don't hurt. It only hurts. Yeah, no, that sucks. Oh, you're talking in that way. No, I'm talking about, like, just like, there are so many people that are younger than me. No, it makes, it's actually getting to the point when,

when people are like, these 32-year-olds are playing high schoolers. I'm like, good. At least they're, like, old, you know, I don't want to see, like, some really talented 21-year-old actor. These boys are my freaking family. Hollander.

Hollander. Hohlander. Fuck off. I love that shit. Oh, that's so you. Yeah. We should do that to each other here. You can be Hollander.

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They're like having like these girlfriends. I wish you would have told me that we were. This is one of those things we're like, this is one of those typical shits that everyone starts watching and I didn't even know it came out. And now I'm how many episodes behind? Just three. Now I'm three episodes behind. How long are the episodes? Like 40.

You will be so fine. If I've watched them each 8,000 times. Hollander. Fuck off. Well, I just got big pass-out vibes. Really? Yeah. Sorry.

I'm sick. No, it doesn't follow me. Ah! Maybe I should be Hollander. Fuck off. I love them. They're so gorgeous. Inside and out.

Nobody homes my daughter. What? I just read what Hudson Williams is known for Tracker. Nobody dumps my daughter in allegiance and Chad GPT. Just okay. Will you, Izzy, would you mind looking up how old is Hudson Williams?

23. Do you think? 25. 24. Okay. How about Connor Story? Born in 2001, by the way.

That's awesome. That's fabulous. My thing is like... He's like... He's 25. And Connor Story is... My thing I've decided it with dating is that... Mm.

Bonus. If I... Okay, yeah. No. If I have a, not dating, having crushes. Because I don't think I would really like date anyone under 27 unless it was extenuating circumstances. But I can have a crush on someone as long as they were alive during 9-11. The 9-11 cutoff is pretty key.

Yeah. I feel like that's fine. But the thing is like being born after 9-11, they're like, yeah, I heard of it. That's history to them. You know what I mean? That's ancient history. No, it's like, yeah, that I guess that happened. I'm trying to think of something that like we missed that like is like,

like that like I'm trying to think of who's like older than us like like no one's older than us no one here my parents like I'm sure no but someone like in between like a older millennial I want to know like what their thing is that they're like oh you don't you weren't around for I guess we were like around we weren't around for like Vietnam like I don't even know what else what else big things happened like Kennedy assassination was a big one Martin Luther King's civil rights movie yeah but like

9-11 was like they flew two planes into the the world trade center that's like crazy I think that that started happening during uh like during like right at the beginning of us where like terrorism I guess terrorism was like Loki always nah let's not talk about terrorism today let's talk about movies again

okay let's talk about gay hockey I don't want to do terrorism right now I love gay hockey also guess what I know shit about hockey now. There's three periods per game. They're each 20 minutes. Wow. And the leagues are divided by like geography. Yeah, most leagues are. Okay. That's like normal. Well, I didn't know that. Like a conference, like a league. Well, no, I'm sorry. I mean like Canada can be in the same league as like the US. Because it's like like North. The North is together. Right.

But that's not the case with like football. We don't have any Canadian teams in the NFL, do we? I don't actually know, but I know that like when I was in Toronto for... Because obviously, you know, Hollander is on the Canadian team. And Ilya plays for Boston. But they're in the same league because they're heated rivals. Well, the Toronto Blue Jays are a baseball team and we play Toronto. Toronto Blue Jays are such an American team to me that when we went there,

I was like, oh my God, how cool did they get to go overseas? Toronto is closer to the United States than like we are right now. And they were playing and it's like a team but I didn't like connect those dots. Anytime we go leave the United States I'm like I need to be speaking Italian straight up. I'll be in Mexico or

Canada and I'll be like oh oh chow and they're like we're in Seattle basically. Do you have that? I don't think so. I think it's because like I don't want any I want anywhere I go I want people to think that I live there too.

Hello? Yeah. Wherever you are, you take yourself with you. Sorry, I think my NyQuil just hit in like a pretty... You should have given me some. We should have been both... Massive way. Tripping huge sack.

In my NyQuil, I mean DayQuil. Oh, DayQuil won't hit you like that, girl. I think it will. No. What are you peeling? Some of the graffiti that I shot into my system. Mine is going to be... I'm going to be dealing with us for days.

Wonder. Fuck off. I want to be... I want to be Hollander. Okay, be Hollander then. It's just a vocal tick. You can say whenever you want. Okay.

Talking about Hollander? Fuck off. Wait, I have so many stuff to say. Okay. So I flew in last night. Yay! Yeah. I actually have like important stuff to talk to you about.

Oh, I'd love to hear. It's not like interesting or anything. Okay. It doesn't need to be. No. It never, is it ever? Rarely. Um, so I'm on the plane, right?

And I'm, so first of all, I'm on the plane. Um, I'm trying to find a movie because it was like so movie vibes last night. I'm having a glass of wine. We're in first class, Connor. Yes! Wow! Because of extenuating circumstances, a third party, a third party paid for my upgrade.

Wow, big shot. Yeah, and it was like really cool. I never do that. You know, I never do that. I'd rather. Jet blue. Holy shit blue. Shit, you were in Mint?

I was, my shiny teeth and me were in it. That would be my dream collaboration. Well, you know what? It didn't really help because like, I love Mint. I love laying down. I was really, this dude next to me went to sleep right away. And all I could think about was like, when was the last time I peed?

I'm going to have to pee. I'm going to have to step over him. I'm like, didn't want to drink any water even though I was so there. Because I was like, then that's just going to make me have to pee sooner. And then I was like, but I really want the wine vibe and like to be like cozy and stuff. And then I couldn't figure out my air thing. So I was just like sitting there actually dripping sweat. My bladder's about to explode.

I'm like, maybe I should just go to sleep. And then my legs kept both falling asleep. It was just like really stressful. I'm going to sit in the back next time. But I'm trying to watch a movie and then get this. Didn't know that there was a remote for the TV. So I'm laying flatbed with my feet out in front of me trying to scroll on the TV. My legs are shaking.

And the guy in front of me kept turning because I think I was pushing so hard on the screen that it was like moving his head. Not everyone's made for Jet Blument. I'm not. And that's okay. And it was like too short of a flight for me to have. actually go to sleep. It's like five and a half hours.

That's not too short, baby. Well, when you're stressing out about your, like, why am I too hot? I kind of have to pee. Should I step over him? But what if he wakes up and I'm like mounting him? He's like laying flat and I'm like, I'm like in the hockey match with these boys.

Oh, it's really hard. I was like, can I leap? Can I make the leap if I jump? Anyway, so I started watching a movie. I start looking for a movie. Every movie right now on planes, is like holiday themed and it's like newer ones like new releases holiday themed. We talk all the time about how hard rom-coms have been hit as of late because they're like

3D printing these scripts or it must be AI or something and then they're picking these like actors and they're like just I don't even know how to explain it how upset I am about the current state of rom-coms but like you know who else really got hit hard? Who? Christmas movies. Holiday movies. Yeah. And they are, they are a little bit supposed to be a little kitchy, you know, the Hallmark movies.

Right. But not like four Christmases. What happened to four Christmases? Bram, like. It's because they're also like rom-coms too. Yeah. So it's just like the whole kitten caboodle. But like.

Imagine how much worse it's going to be now with all this movie monopoly shit. No, but like I would even take like a Jason, um, Siddakis. Yeah, we all would. We all would take them. Yeah. Not even rom-com. Just like, or like a family vacation or like Christmas should do the cranks. Yeah.

Bring back like the holiday and they're falling apart and then they end up realizing it's just all about family instead. Yeah. Like you don't have to reinvent the wheel. This is one thing where I'm saying don't reinvent the wheel. Could if you want to. God knows we could use it. I'm just like confused how we had such a like understanding and mastery of the rom-com and just everyone all at once lost it. No, it genuinely...

Like there has to be one person who still works in the industry that knows how to do what used to be done. God Appetal. Has he done it recently? No, he's probably like, oh, wait until

the people really need me. Judd, the people really need you. Please, Judd. We really need a rom-com. What's the last thing Judd did? I think he's working on something now. It was his birthday. Happy birthday, Judd.

Happy birthday! You deserve the world. Recent feature, The King of Staten Island. I don't remember that too, too well. It was Pete Davidson. and I heard it was not great. I did see it. Okay, well come back, Judd. Please, we need you, baby. We need you. Anyway. But Christmas movies themselves, like, I love a Christmas movie rom-com,

but there are a ton that are just like, it's like family. Is the daughter going to make it home? Okay, she brought home like a boyfriend from her study abroad trip. Like, she made it home from Spain, but she's got a good, a boyfriend from Spain. Uh-oh. You know what was like that recently that wasn't like good but it was good. Huh. The holiday with Emma Roberts, but that was like 2020. Every now and then we find our spark

and then so quickly as soon as we found it, we've lost it as well. Oh, I see like this doesn't, that doesn't look like a poster that would like. I don't remember it being good, but I remember it giving me the feeling. Does that make sense? Yeah.

I don't need you to wipe your nose with your face. No, it's like because it's like made out of something like suspender kind of material. That's perfect because it hits like what I was, what's itchy because it kind of, goes into all the creviks. Fuck off. Lunder.

Oh my God. No. Like, what are you doing to me, nose? Now, there's also... Fuck! I had such a good thing to say. Come on. What is his name?

What's your name? You want to talk about something else? No, no, no. I have something else I need to say, God, why do I keep bringing into a Russian accent? Because of Holmander. Hollander. Okay.

One thing I have to say that's like, I think pretty important that I don't totally understand. So maybe this is like the learning moment of the day. Yeah. The merger that's happening with like Warner Brothers and Netflix. Like Netflix bought Warner Brothers, which includes HBO. I don't think it went through all the way yet. I think it's still in the work. Here's the thing.

I hear something like that and I go, uh-oh, that's bad. And if someone goes, why, I go, well. I actually know the answer. Well, I just want to say really. quickly. There's this thing that I kind of build my life around. It's called the Caleb Heeran litmus test. Connor, I feel the same exact way.

And it's like anytime I'm like, this, I don't know if this is good or bad. I just check Caleb Heeran's Instagram stories and he goes, he says it's, he says it's bad. Then it is. He says it's good. That's great for everybody probably. I literally, this is why, this is what they mean by trust the experts. To me, I believe in trusting the experts. I believe that most people probably know more than me.

And by most, I mean all. And especially Caleb, I think he's like one of the smartest people that I've ever met. And so trust the experts. And by the way, that's a free. Inform yourself, of course, sure. But when you're like, I don't really know, I don't, then let's ask Caleb. I think also it's a free resource for everybody. Everyone can use the Caleb here in litmus test.

It's usually on his story about every day. He's so good. So I think, yeah, trust the expert. Ask the experts. I really care for the guy. Oh, and me too. Anyway, moral of the story with the Netflix thing is that monopolies are bad, which, like, I also thought there were laws against that.

So I'm not sure how this is even possible. I don't. I'm sure it has something to do with that. There was like a larger thing at play too where it was like, there's something to do with AI and data, but like everything has to do with, I got a bagel this morning. And I'm sure that AI and data had something. to do with my bagel. But I think that there's something to do with like these larger, like there's holding companies

for all of these entertainment companies. And they're like these like scary big evil like Wizard of Oz type people where you don't, you don't know their name at all, but they loki own like the entire United States. Oh. And they now keep acquiring. They have like sub companies who acquire other companies and that that ends up like all funneling up to this like big data company that like owns everything. And so apparently now they're in talks as well

to buy the majority of the TikTok sale, which would mean that they can tailor your algorithm to serve you content that like fits your needs, I guess. But I can't remember what the evil part was. I just think like also like the quality of things is going to like really hit. Oh, the quality of things is gone. Yeah, just like creative freedom and everything like that.

It's going to be horrible. I love it. Yeah, I think it was Ted Tarandos that said, like, my son watched some insane, like, IMAX level movie on his phone, and he loved it. And that's kind of deeply upsetting because after seeing Wicked in the movie theater, like, I can't imagine watching that on my phone. Also, I can't imagine not having access to my phone and watching a 90-minute movie. Not going to happen, champ.

I'm going to have to get a second phone. And the movies that are in theaters are going to be there for, like, three days so that they can get to streaming faster. That's what it was. Yeah. Someone else we do, like, and it's this thing where it's like, now that you're telling me that you're not going to put the movies in theaters now I want to go. I haven't been to the movies in years, but like it was a really fun experience. It is really fun. Oh, and there's like a nostalgia thing about going to the movies and smelling the popcorn. Of course. And then seeing the guy's smoking crack in the bathroom. That's fun. That's good about it. The other thing that I was going to say earlier when I was talking about Christmas movies, you know how like, do you know how that, do you know how that? Do you know how that?

that feeling of when it's randomly December 10th for some reason and it doesn't feel like Christmas at all and then I was thinking about like it hasn't felt like Christmas in December in like 10 years. What about New York? Yeah, but it doesn't feel like December 10th. Like it's, it's in two weeks. It doesn't feel like Christmas is randomly in two weeks. No. And it is cool because like they do they're like they make you very aware because like everyone's decorating their stoop and they put they make all the little parks I put Christmas trees up and stuff, and it's cold. But it's not snowing. I feel like, and it's 80 degrees in L.A. right now.

I just came in here, like I went out this morning and my ugs. Yeah, I mean, it doesn't feel like Christmas here. That's for darn tooth. No, and my ugs are, like I might have to throw them away. I sweat so much and then they're soaked. Fugs or real ux? They're fugs, of course. I'm not, unless ugs reaches out, and you'll know if they reach out because I'll be wearing

hugs. I'm not going to buy hugs. I'm not going to buy my fugs. I know. It's fine to be, Foglesa. I'm Foglisi. It's fine to be.

I'm spicy foegrisie. Fuck off. Do you know what you're doing for Christmas yet? What are you going to do with the cats? I don't know. Again, I want to remind you it's in two weeks and you'll probably leave before that. So you probably have one week to figure that out. No, I'm not leaving for two weeks.

No, it's Christmas is in two weeks. I know, but I'm not, I'm Jewish, so I don't need to be home for Christmas on the day. Every time you tell me you're Jewish near Christmas and I'm like, but I know you're Jewish. Yeah. So I'm going home a little bit later. I have a few people in the running for the cats. I'm very worried about Jonathan,

who just like, if the door's open, he will find a way out of it. Yeah. So I need to get him an air tag collar, even though he doesn't go past the like plants in the front. He just likes the plants. But I do, I'm just worried about someone that's not me. There's better ones than air tags.

Really? They're like called chippo or something. Oh, chippo. I need to get him a chip out. I got a chippo for my keys. And there's something about it that's better than air attacks because air tags only work within like a certain distance. And this one like will work for like I could check right now

if my keys are at my house in New York. I wish I could build him a cation. You could put him in your car. I need to bring him a cat's cation. Yeah, he could. You can do that. Yeah. He's been hissing at me when I tried to bring him back inside.

He's born for the outside. He was. That's what was. My neighbors in New York. all have outdoor cats. I've tried to put a leash on him and he won't let me. I saw a woman with three cats on a leash today by my hotel. That's so cute.

I wish I could leash them up. I'm also scared to take Rob outside because he's a weakened immune system to do his his feline AIDS. Oh my God, I forget that. Yeah. You haven't talked into the mic in a while. I'm talking right into it. You being sick is like making me feel sick.

I wonder if you got me sick. Sorry. No, it's just like looking at a sick person. You don't look sick. Acting sick. Oh, sorry. It's okay. But stop.

I'm sorry. No, it's okay. I went back and watched our clips from like three, four weeks ago, and I have been sick for like three, four weeks. I just am the worst sick person. Sickling, coughing, tooth, and flu? I haven't. I'm the worst sick person.

You know what someone called me the other day online? Chud. I can't get it out of my head. Does everyone in the room know what Chud means? No. Can we look up Chud? And I actually, Izzy, will you read it first and tell me if I should even read it or if it's going to change the trajectory of the rest of the episode.

Maybe they meant chum. Well, let's try to guess what it is. I'm thinking like chum, like, good old chum. No, it was like in a rude way. It was like this, this, not this chud. Have an opinion. This chud's got an opinion something. It feels really.

Like, Joker, like this, not this joke. Like this clown? Yeah. I'm not a clown. I don't think, Izzy's face telling me, you won't like, you don't want to see it. I don't want to read it. I don't want to read it. I don't want to read it.

Can you close your eyes? Yeah. I'm just going to guess. I mean like it's like chopped ud, chopped unc. Oh. It's not true. Oh, God. We have to delete that whole thing.

No, it's fine. A derogatory term for unpleasant right wingers. Yeah, so it's fine. It's not true. So it's fine. And this girl said, I'm left wings, but I call myself Chudette as a joke. Oh my God. That's so you.

Yeah. You're a Chudette. Yeah. As a joke. Yeah. So it's fine. And then someone said, why? If your left wing, it doesn't even apply to you.

I don't know, honestly. It's just funny to do because I'm the opposite of unpleasant right winger. Exactly. Totally. And someone said, I call myself an alpha and I am an alpha. Agreed. Rolander. Holander.

Mildolander. Are we on Reddit? I want you to hear him say Hollander. Hollander. Because you never even heard it. Cannibalistic. So it's so great that our 200th episode is like the most segmented. no make sense.

It's a no make sense, sir. We deserve a little bit of a dumbass episode, I guess. And I said I was sick. Wow, I don't know any cast member of this project. They're all new on locks. I want to hear him moaning Hollander. Oh. It's fine to say.

It's final request. Okay, Chadette. Oh, hell yes. It's an edit. No chance at all. This is more of just like a thirst trap of Hollander, which I appreciate a lot. He's a great guy. He's more of like a shy of a third one.

He looks like Kanye Reeves. He does look a little bit like Keanu Reeves. Keanu Reeves. That name? I'm never going to say it right. That's fine. Keanu? What did you say at first? Kanu. Kianu Reeves. Keno. Kianu Reeves.

Keynote speaker. I can just actually just go into my DMs with Tristan. Me and Tristan. We were watching it during Thanksgiving. And there's kind of like a, not glit. Like, it's kind of filmed like very dimly lit. It's dark. So Tristan and I couldn't see it well enough.

So we also pulled out the laptop. So we were watching on the TV and his laptop too and just from our face at the same time. Just to make sure we really got every detail of the show, Connor. Does that make sense? Yeah. I think while you're pulling that up, I do want to address that the tape. Oh, I met Mr. Fantasy. Hello?

How did you see me and not think, oh my God, I met Mr. Fantasy. Because it feels like a dream. I saw every angle of you. Talk about you and Tristan watching different angles of that show. I saw every angle of you touching every square inch of Mr. Fantasy's body. How lucky am I to have not only met Mr. Fantasy, but to have that interaction film from every angle? That was an instant love connection. It seemed like you knew you.

I don't think so. But basically what happened was I was in a... That's like an unbelievable photo. I was in a rancid mood. I wish I could, like these nights when you're acting like this, I would pay, I would do the red eye if I knew that you were going to be out like that. You need to tell me when you're like feeling in this way. No, I, well, I wasn't.

I was in a horrible mood, really like very Debbie Downer. And I was about to Irish exit. We were at this as like holiday event. And wasn't they eat at chain? Yeah, it was chain. And I was like, no, don't go. Give it a second.

You know, I'm humoring it for a second because I like the attention. But I was planning on leaving in just a few moments. As I'm standing to walk out, Tristan turns to me. He goes, there's no way. I say, what?

I see the sparkle of Mr. Fantasy's body suit. Wow. And we're right at the entrance. So we're the first ones to get him. And we're both jumping up and down screaming and he's doing the exact same thing because he not only matches your energy but exceeds your energy he makes you feel like the only person in the room and the only person

in the world that being said tristan did get to him first and so i obviously if you've seen the footage just stood there jumping and with my arms out like a little baby waiting to be picked up i'm mr fantasy and then eventually mr fantasy did turn around and he gave me a little a hug i did think we were going to kiss. Did you see that? He like cupped my cheek in a way. You see that? Oh my God. You were ready for it. I was about to lean in. Um, yeah. This is what I was talking about. I saw every angle of this and Kayla got a hold of this. Kayla. God bless Kayla. Yeah, she made it. Not only, she made an edit and Mr. Fantasy commented on this edit was like, I love you thinking that I made the edit, which is it fine. It's, and for some reason, Mr. Fantasy's comment is hidden, which I don't love.

but yeah I thought we were about to kiss anyway he said he loved me too and you know we were jumping around together which was amazing and then I told him I was him for Halloween and I don't think he heard me because he said I was in Ireland for Halloween I think oh and they said no I was I would dress as you and then he said oh maybe he meant

I was Anne Ireland maybe he was Ireland Baldwin and then he told Tristan to be exactly who he was and then he commented on all of Tristan's old Instagrams, I'm watching you. That's awesome. Which is, I'm so jealous of. I feel like he's closer with Tristan than me for now.

Well, that's not shocking. Tristan always gets so close with people. Tristan finds a way. He finds, he's so, he's just that guy. That's how Tristan was with Olivia Jade when we met. Yeah. Olivia Jade's hand feeding him a cheeseburger. I was like, did you guys know each other?

He's like, no, it just matter. It really is remarkable what Tristan can do. But I do feel like Mr. Fantasy and I like really hit it off. And it was awesome. And I never felt like I felt so myself with him because he just brings that out of you. Like usually with other celebrities, I would be like more reserved. More reserved. Too scared to be jumping up and down saying how much I love you.

But he just, he brought out the best in me. Wow. Yeah. So. And then I was in a good mood. Yeah, that'll happen. And I stayed. And then I left once Mr. Fantasy left.

Sure. Because then what's the point. You know what I mean? No point being at the party when your crush leaves. Connor, yes. I also want to say that I know there's some conspiracy that he is also KJ APA.

That is Mr. Fantasy. That's unwarranted, yeah. I can't stress this enough. Like, can y'all imagine me hugging and telling KJ.A. I love him? No, that's not something that would happen. I did.

This is Mr. Fantasy. Yeah. I just want to be really clear about that. He's his own person and an entity and deserves the respect of such. Yes! Like y'all and y'all know I wouldn't be hugging KJ just due to nausea.

So. Come on, Chudette. Hi, Chud. Hi, Chudette. Okay, I want to reclaim Chudd because it's like honestly such a fun word. It is. Like, and Chudette, Chudette make a plea.

Yeah, I like that. But I'm worried it's a slur. Um, I think it is a slur for obnoxious right wangers. No, I know. Just, you know how sometimes like some slurs are you can say in some you can't. I don't think Chud is a slur. I get nervous with every word.

I was very nervous about clunker for a long time. Well, someone was just online, and I don't know if this was satire or not, but this guy works at a company that's like the only other employees are all AI bots. And one of them reported him for calling his AI co-worker a clanker. And he had to do an AI, he had to do an HR evaluation with an AI HR person. That sounds fake. But the guy was being very serious about it. But it sounds fake. I hope it's fake.

Every other block and New York right now there's a chat GPT ad. And it's just a sign with people sitting there cooking, reading a book, like playing with Play-Doh. And it'll be like chat GPT. And I don't get it. And it's kind of freaky. Very, very scary. That's it. That's all I have to say about that.

And if anyone knows, like, ChachyBT couldn't have copywritten something for their ads. It doesn't make sense. Also, just to shift gears really quick for one more thing. How does this work? A menorah? Yeah. Can I be honest? Yeah.

I'm so out of touch from my Judaism in a way that's like I almost forget every single thing that I've ever learned about it. But I know you light it from left to right with the middle candle for eight nights. But you start with, oh, you take this and you go like this. Yeah, that's the middle one. It's the shmash. Oh, the shmash. Yeah, the shmash.

And then you light that one and then you light one every day. Okay, I see. Yeah. Brilliant. Thank you. We'll have to do that soon. Thank you. Wait, when does it start?

Thank you. Okay. All right, I think that wraps us up. We have had such a great past 200 episodes with you guys. We're looking forward to the next 200. Imagine when this says 4-0-0-400. That would be three more years of doing it. this. Okay, thank you guys so much for listening. That was so much fun.

Sorry, thanks for putting up with me and my brain fog and my disgusting sounds. It was not disgusting. So pretty. That is one of your least disgusting sounds. You mean it? Yeah, I do. What's my most disgusting one? You drinking anything. Especially out of a can. Very hurtful. So we will wrap up. Oh my God.

We are not making it to episode 400. At this rate, we might. Sure we will. Thank you guys. Bye.