Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - There Is Evil Afoot

Episode Date: June 1, 2023

MERCH: http://bncmerch.com  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv  This week, Brooke and Connor are breaking down the phonics of the English language, exposing each other's beige flags, and discuss how they would survive a big tsunami. Plus, Brooke gives us an important update on last week’s appendicitis – spoiler alert: it’s not what you’re expecting.  Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights  Email us at [e-mail] !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go to https://TakeCareOf.com and enter code bandc50 for 50% off your first Care/of order! On Tinder, it starts with a Swipe. Download Tinder today and explore all of the possibilities for yourself. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 Still Finding Our Intro 1:04 Intro 1:38 Brooke’s Appendix Update 4:03 The Silent UTI 6:01 How To Find A Doctor 7:21 Deconstructing Words 11:21 Care/Of 13:28 Brooke’s Succession Realization 16:38 Eating With Stimmy 17:24 We Are Chimps 18:49 Eat To Live or Live To Eat? 21:09 Toxic Contacts 22:57 The OG Clout Chaser 24:21 Echo Location 25:15 Tinder 26:58 Connor’s Alien Encounter 31:15 Aliens vs Tsunamis 32:55 How To Survive A Tsunami 34:45 Shook via Earthquake 36:46 The Longest Weekend Update Ever 39:03 UGG PSA 40:40 Doppelgänger PSA 42:11 Evil Tik Tok Chefs 43:16 Pee Break!  43:31 Fan Interaction Icks 45:23 Little Mermaid Review 47:33 Good Mom Movies 49:25 Red Flags vs Beige Flags  53:18 Our Beige Flags 54:48 Scary Twitter Videos 57:26 Discovering Fresh Water Sharks 59:05 Al Paccino’s New Baby 1:00:34 The Euphoria Delay 1:01:16 The New vs Old Creator Wave 1:03:30 AHS Advertising Campaign 1:06:40 The Unhinged Brain Chip 1:08:18 Elon vs Jeff 1:08:50 Getting the Chip Or…. 1:11:34 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh, wait, damn it, I really wanted to do, we never even reconvened on the intro. I feel like we almost did it last week. What do you mean? Hey guys, welcome back to B&C, MAP. Happy to have you, as always. Was that it? I guess. Oh.

What else would you want to say? Like a really like, um, hey guys, welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast. We're here in the studio today. We've got such a fun episode. Hope everyone had an awesome Memorial Day. weekend, long weekend, and short week. Very good. What else could we ask for?

No, that's perfect. We should listen back to the episode to write that down on an index card. But next weekend, like next week when we record it will not be Memorial Day weekend. Well, cross Memorial Day out sub, happy June. Is it June right now? No. No, so tomorrow we can say happy June. Or I mean next week we can say happy June.

And we'll kind of switch it out. Hope everyone's having a happy June. Okay, cool. Yeah. Well. Hey, Brooke. Hi, Connor. Are you ready to MAP?

I'm ready to pee. Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own, and it's awesome. Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five. Where were you? In Pennsylvania. Touch grass, might I suggest. We're just going to dive right in today.

How are you? How was your weekend? I'm good. I like kind of wish, I think I said this last week, but I kind of wish like something really bad would happen or like frustrating or annoying or something because without those lows, we don't, we kind of don't have anything to complain about.

Oh, I could complain. Okay. Well, I could tell you about my follow-up to my appendicitis. Yeah. Oh, yeah, what happened? Well, as you know, I thought I was experiencing appendicitis. Yeah. And when we left the podcast last Wednesday, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was feeling like so dizzy like I was going to faint. And then like had to lay down on my car, put my head between my legs. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to go to urgent care. I think that's smart. Once urgent care was diagnosed with a hemorrhoid, which was awesome, even though I explained multiple times that, yes, my butt hurts. However, it's not, it's like a very internal butt hurt. And like, I believe you 100% that I have a hemorrhoid.

Like, that's no surprise to anyone listening. probably, but I know, I know my body and I know it's coming from inside. So, so then she sent me home and she was like, you can go get cream. And I was like, I don't want cream. Holy smokes. I want pills. And then I was like, okay, whatever. I guess I'm fine.

And then was still not feeling great. It was feeling like super dizzy. Like the stomach kind of got better, but I was super dizzy. And then on Saturday, I had taken about a six. hour nap due to the dizziness and such. And woke up and saw I had a missed call from the urgent care. And they were like, please call us back regarding your test results. You never want to get that call.

Never. From anyone. You never want to hear that from anyone that you've moved forward with a test from, a teacher. Yes. You don't want to get that call. Is it equivalent to a see me? A doctor. Yeah.

See me after class. Yeah. See me. Oh. So I had slept through their business hours. so I wasn't able to get into contact with them until the next day. Turns out I had a kidney infection that started as a UTI that I didn't notice. That's what we call a silent UTI.

And so I didn't notice it so it progressed to a kidney infection. And here's the thing about the silent UTIs, Connor. You guys are learning a lot about my body. But here's the thing about a silent UTI that I was Googling. They're present, mostly exclusively in the elderly community. So it's true what I said about 27, beginning of the end. Wow. So now.

How are you totally out of the woods with it yet? Well, I'm on antibiotics. Is the UTI kind of getting louder? Well, thanks for asking. Yeah. I'm on antibiotics, and I don't know if it's those that are making me like shake and sweat, or if the antibiotics aren't working and the UTI has progressed to my brain. which is causing me to shake and sweat.

Because as I know from watching not only good doctor, not only house, not only Chicago med, but others as well, if you give the wrong antibiotics, like for example, let's say I have something else and they give me the wrong antibiotics, it could actually make whatever I really have worse. Yeah, sure. So that could be what's happening and I could have a different condition entirely. So I've had to stop watching the doctor shows.

I would encourage you to do that because at this point, Yeah. Aw. Yeah. At this point, you've got, your hands are tied. Yeah.

You've got to just trust your urgent care. I know. My health anxiety has gotten so bad. One, because of. You should get a primary care doctor

that knows you. Yeah, I really should. It's really hard to find that nowadays. Zock talk. Such a good point. I would encourage you to hop on Zoghoc. Yeah.

Yeah. But even the thing with primary care doctors now is if you're sick, you call them and they can't, and they can't see you until your sickness is over. So there's no point. So that's why I just want to go to urgent care. No, because they just like don't get you right in nowadays.

I feel like back in the olden days when we were kids, you would be sick and you would just go to the doctor. You'd go straight from school to the doctor. You'd go straight from school to the doctor. Now, if you call a doctor, they're like, okay, we have availability next June. You know what I feel like it could be? Huh. Like if you, in the, in like where I'm from, like in Texas,

yeah? We knew the doctors. Like I played soccer with like the doctor's kids. So perhaps we had their phone numbers. We have to know the doctors now and we just don't have those connections in social media. I don't know a doctor. I don't know a doctor. I wish I had just one doctor in my family or doctor adjacent.

I actually have a friend who is a doctor lives in St. Louis. So we do every now and then I go over my list of reasons I'm going to die with her own FaceTime. I do that with my friends in med school too, but it's like I need you in person like doing this long. I need your finger in my mouth. Yeah, exactly. Right now. Exactly. Or in your case, in your ass.

Right. Exactly. So, yeah, I think that's probably it is that we knew the doctors and that's why we were getting in expeditiously. Exactly. Whereas now, you know, and also I feel like this is probably HIPAA. I'm not going to give any specific examples or drop any names. But I feel like it was almost like a, oh, like you scratch my back, I scratch yours. We need we need to get my kid in now so that he can do blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, and then we'll play around the golf or something at some point down the road. Wait, walk me through that? I can't, again, I can't think of a specific example, but I feel like there was a lot of that happening. And probably still is. Yeah. I also, I guess, like, maybe pediatricians are different, too. I never, I don't think I went to a pediatrician until I became an adult.

Really? Where do you think you went when you were younger? An adult doctor? Yeah, a physician. I had the same doctors like my parents. I didn't know that that could happen. I thought you had to go to a pediatrician if you were a pedia. There's a lot of things that we didn't know.

Yeah. We're happening. Yeah. There's, okay, that's a good thing that you brought up. Ped. Could mean anything. So it's supposed to mean, well, that's Spanish. Pediatrist.

Oh. And then pedxing, pedestrian, crossing, ped. Because they're walking on their feet, pedicure. What is a pediatrician? That's where you, that's where I don't know. Can't make that. Children have feet. Pedophile.

Children. Children. Oh. Yeah. Maybe. Sorry to bring the mood down. I don't know because it seems to be both feet and children. Here we go.

It means foot. Children have feet. Feet are, children have feet. That's as far as I can get with this. Children have feet. The little piggy went to the market. I'm thinking little piggy too. Like they're really focused on all the pigs that went to the market.

Why are toes called piggy's? And why are pediatricians called pediatricians? Can we do that one? Yeah, what's the root of pediatrician? Let's look up the root of pediatrician. So ped, ped, pedestrian is people on foot. Yeah. That's a good.

So word pediatrics originates means healer of children. Two Greek words, child means pay, P-A-I-S. Am I reading that right? I think we can all agree that it doesn't make sense. Chalk it up for a question mark. Yeah. Surrendered or not knowing. That's always hard.

We know exactly what pedophile means. Yeah, because file means love. Well, it's not someone with a foot fetish. Right. For sure. But would that be pedfile? I don't know. But this episode will certainly be flagged.

Yeah. Keep listening. We'll move on so soon. The best one are always flagged. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh, my God. Neil is a total pet file. Pedfile. Yeah. Toesucker. He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever when he...

What would it be? I don't know. I always... People are always retweeting things and are like, these people have the opportunity to do the funny thing. I never know what it is. They tell me what they can do. A foot fetish or pot-o-o-fetish. feeling. Oh, we were so close. Oh, now we're going to

switch it up. We were really close. That's, come on. So English is so tough. It is because it's mostly Latin which we didn't sign up for. Here's one I don't get at all. I've never understood this one. Ped-Xing means crossing in that sense because you're crossing the X.

Ex-Mess. That's Christmas. Christ's cross. Christ cross. Stop. Yeah, I'm dead serious. No, you're not. That's my understanding as a Jewish woman. Okay, so as a Jewish woman, you're not even taking the Christ set of Christmas. You're leaving it in, but with a little bit of an abbreviation. Okay.

I think. That's fascinating. X-Tina. Yes. Christina. Chris Cross. The X comes from the Greek letter Chi or Kai. I don't know.

Is it not Chi? Chai. No, it's Kai. Which is the first letter of the Greek word Christos, which became Christ in English. The suffix X mess is from. from the Latin derived old English word for math. Okay, no. Oh, we're going to go with your theory that I'd say X for cross.

I think I'm right. Yeah, that's fine. I'm cool with that. Oh, speaking of doctors, guess what I did? Huh. Oh, my God. Yeah. I made an eye doctor appointment.

That's why I wore my glasses in honor of you making your eye doctor appointment. This is going to be the last time you see me in these because these are fogging up, actually. But I'm going to get glasses that I like putting on my face and I'm going to try to get context, context clues. I'm going to try to get contacts, assuming I can put my fingers in my eye. Yeah. Do you know that they just came out with this study that said, like, contacts haven't been around long enough for them to test the long term effects of having that at, like, in your eye? I'm scared because I saw that same thing said about COVID. And it's like, COVID hasn't been around long enough to know that if you have it, like, you won't die in five years.

Well, then we're all, we're straight up all going to die. Yeah. We should just start pissing through natural resources. Yeah. We could have the most fun five years ever. You literally just like never know. Yeah. So I made an eye doctor appointment.

Oh, I'll tell you why. What was this for all that broke the camel's back? It was the season finale of succession. And I missed like a really great scene and completely misunderstood it because I couldn't, I couldn't see the details. of it. So I'm just going to say what it is because it's not spoiling the plot

at all. Are you sure? Yeah, it's just like a scene but it doesn't give away like a plot point. All right, well, if you're looking forward to... Everyone's probably seen it.

Going in raw to this episode, like definitely don't listen to the next like 15 seconds. Okay, go. Well, there was a scene where Kendall and Roman, you know the brothers, of course. Sure. No, I don't, but...

Well, Kendall started, Roman had stitches And so what I thought, I thought Kendall and Roman were hugging. But it turned out that Kendall was like pressing Roman stitches into his shoulder to like pop them open. And I thought that it was just a sweet hug between brothers. But it was actually like really not the opposite. And I had missed that completely. And it like kind of messed up my viewing of the finale.

Oof. Yeah, that's tough. Yeah. Because you're experiencing. You don't watch accession. Do you? No. A little bit.

I thought it was interesting. I don't know. A little slow. Oh, but you tried to watch it? Yeah. I was watching it with everybody in the first season. The whole, as it progressed,

I was watching it alongside everyone else. Because I do need to do that. Like, I need some sorts of... The community. Sorry, hang on. I need some sort of community in my TV watching experience and I haven't had that since,

I guess, euphoria. And it is something that's really special. It is. It's really all we have. It is. You should have just caught up to watch the finale with everyone. It's a lot easier said than done, I think.

I guess? It's pretty easy for me to watch TV. I know. Well, I don't watch TV until like the, until I eat like dinner, basically. Right. So, and then by that time I'm like, I want to just watch something brain dead that I've seen a hundred times. I pop on Seinfeld or something. Do you have to eat while consuming screen time?

Like I can't eat without a screen in front of my face. Not all my meals. Like lunch, no. But dinner, yeah. I can't eat without scrolling through TikTok having music blasting and a show on. Yeah, I guess I'm like listening to something in my car, but I'm looking around while I eat my lunch if I eat it in my car. You're like people watching? Yeah.

So you do need some sort of visual simulation. Oh, yeah. You think I can just sit there and look at my... Food? Look at my plate. Yeah. Some people, that's what some people do. Yeah, well, they need to be on a watch list.

I think that's insane when someone is able to know simulation eat their food. No, I agree. Please be serious. It's boring. Eating food. Okay. I had this one roommate in college who anytime he ate food, he would start like humming and like moving. And I was like, I filmed it several times.

So I was like, this is like insane. Every single time he's like obsessed with eating. And he'd be like, he put food and he'd take his first by like, mm-mm-hmm, mm-hmm, not even know he was doing it. And then I took this, like, biology class, like intro to something. And we learned about chimps and apes. We are so closely related to that. And how they hum and dance because they're so happy they're eating.

And it was, it was identical to what he does. I was like, oh, my God. You know, we're 98% same DNA as chimps? Yeah. What's that other 2%? I can't help but ask. Eating poop? is that what the only thing that separates us i think it's just like a difference

like two percent of different yeah that's a great way to put it than it then it then i wonder what the dna pieces that we're missing are or that we have added oh yeah yeah probably like pretty big ones pretty yeah but in it yeah okay i get it uh how did we get here uh food i was gonna ask you do you think you eat to live or live to eat recently I've been living to eat like it's the best part of my day by far. Like when I eat and I get this is, this makes me feel gross about myself. Okay. But when I finish and I'm full, I'm like, aw.

I used to be that way. I like love. I look forward to a meal, you know? Yeah, totally. When I make it at home and I'm like, I've got it. It's perfect. And I'm towards the end, I go, oh, slow down and really enjoy this last little bit. Yeah.

Because it's not going to be around forever. I feel like that's how most people like. think about their kids. I'm thinking about it about like a flat bread sandwich. No, that's normal. I used to constantly think about my day in terms of like when I'm eating next. That's how that's how golden retrievers think too. Isn't that funny?

That's like how their whole day is. Why not all dogs? I'm just, I just gave an example. Yorkshire Terrier. A what? Yorkshire Terrier. Oh. That is what came to mind.

Okay. But, um, yeah, like a beagle. So like I eat the same way the sun goes up and down. So like when the sun starts going down earlier like during daylight savings, I'm like, oh, I'm starving at 5 p.m. The thing is, I'm not going to go to bed till 11 or 12. So that's why I always get, I fluctuate in my weights because usually when the sun goes down earlier, I'm a two dinner guy. Oh. If not three.

Well, that works out well because you're saying you're like slimmer in the summer. Yes. That's perfect. You need the extra padding for winter. Oh my God. That's genuinely like scientific. We are really 2% DNA difference from monkeys because I'm preparing for something that I don't even know what's going to happen. Yeah.

Maybe something catastrophic. The beauty of science, like you just do it without consciously doing it. I know. And if there's one thing about me, I'm not very in tune with my body. You could have a UTI for all you know, silent one. Yeah, tip telling around in my past. How scary is it that we? You could have so many silent things and none.

Okay, let's not scare everybody. But I will read off that contact lens thing really quick for all of our, for all of our, whoa. Did you see that? Did you just have a mouth seizure? I can't stop shaking. Continue. This will be a fun one for people to diagnose if you're watching on YouTube. Toxic cancer causing forever chemicals found in all.

I shouldn't scare people. Contact lens is tested by scientists. As experts fear, they do not know the long-term effects. we really went ham I mean all these things we don't know long-term effects O-Zimpic everyone's like now I'm like I'm not hungry it's like

okay I just said that I eat three dinners in October through February I don't know where I was going with that but I'm like I think we should be paying more attention to these miracle things what like Ozimic when people are like oh like it's amazing how you got from

I'm pointing I don't be there, but now I'm getting it. Well, let me rewind. Okay. Nobody knows what's going to happen with those impacts. And people are very early adopters in terms of it's been out for what, six months? I think people have been using it for a while. I am getting ads for it on my Instagram. I know.

I think it's just a big thing now because the celebrities have started doing it. But I think it's been used for weight loss for a while. But it's been used for diabetes forever. I don't know. I was reading something on it. And they were like, no one knows what's going to happen with this. Like if there's any. Well, that's the case with.

literally every new medicine or device like contacts. Yeah, crazy. I mean, I'll try anything once. Yeah, for sure. The reason I've never wanted to wear contacts is because I have this fear that they're going to make my eyes look less green, like kind of mute them and dull them. Yeah, that is a rational fear, I think. I think so too.

You know, in, I'm trying to think what grade this is. But when I was taking a bus to school, like, so whatever grade that was third, fourth grade, everyone had braces and contacts. And I was so pissed off that I couldn't get braces because my teeth were perfect. Aw. I know. It was my cross to bear. My cross.

My Christina Aguilera to bear. That I was like, oh, so bummed to have these gorgeous pearly whites. Yeah. And so I was like, all I can do now is I can be the guy with contacts. So I can be like, nobody moved. My contact fell out. Uh-huh. So I would borrow my friend's acuity oasis, oasis.

Uh-huh. And I would pop a pair in every day. Could you see? I pretended like I had a stigmatism. Could you? Were you? I couldn't see ship, Brooke. Wow.

Yeah. I was voluntarily blinding myself. And you kept him in all day? For the cloud. Wow. And you've always, you've always been that way. You stay true to yourself. I was a cloud jaser in third grade.

I'm going through like, uh, yes. I had 20-20 vision probably better. You're so lucky. I know. Great jeans. Are those blue lights right now? Uh, no, these are real. Just with nothing in the lenses.

Yeah, sure. Yeah. You put my glasses on. I have. You blind as a bat. You think? You're blind as a damn bat. Yeah.

Yeah. You should get, while we're at it with all these new scientific improvements, you should get sonar vision or whatever. What's that electro? LATs? No, the things that bats and dolphins use to. Echo location? You should get echolocation. First of all, I don't get something you get at the store.

I don't think that it's that big of a stretch to get echolocation. I think it might be. I think if we could get echolocation, we would have. Hold that thought. I can tell over here it's there's a wall yeah okay I'd like to drop you

I'd like to do an experiment okay drop you in an alley and see if you can get out via echolocation I would love to do that for a YouTube video okay okay let's do it okay we're gonna test echolocation for a YouTube video I think I can speak any pig privately of course but

I see what you're saying yeah um oh my god did you see my Instagram show around Friday I don't remember exactly what you posted on what day. Oh my God, yeah, because you were out parting your dick off. I was inside being a king. Okay.

Actually, this was Saturday. I love when I don't go out on the weekend and I'm just automatically better than everyone for like a week. Oh, that's an interesting complex. Yeah, because everyone's like, oh, like, it's the weekday and we're starting. I'm like, I've been at this. I went on a hike yesterday. Anyways. So I'm outside and there's like six helicopters and they're doing the Grand Theft Auto thing

where they're like, hey, come out with their hand, put the weapon down. And they were outside for like an hour outside my house for the longest time. And I'm like, what's going on? What's going on? I finally go, I walk over, street over, street shut down, 14 cop cars. I'm like, all the neighbors are outside. I'm like, what's going on? There you go.

Ah, there's a burglary. 14 cop cars I almost get stabbed every single day of my life on this street I don't say a word cry me a river let them take the TV 14 cop cars No it's a burglary because I've seen it happen one other time Because in LA I don't know if it's all of LA or just west side When someone breaks into a house and then the cops come

And they don't leave the house It technically counts as a heart A hostage situation. A hostage because they're holding themselves hostage in someone else's home. Isn't that weird? So they have to respond accordingly. That being said, this was in a nice house. I think if I called, I wouldn't receive the same treatment.

Wait, so the people who own the house, do they go home, see that someone's in their house, call and stay in the house with the burglar? No, no. They called and they weren't in there. Yeah, it was just the burglar. So, whatever, that happens. But when I step outside later on in the evening, because they've now started to talk. on the microphone like come out with your hands up whatever um i like go outside to film and i see the most insane cosmic phenomena it was about 25 dots of light in the air too high to be a drone but they

were in a perfectly straight line from like and like spaced out perfectly and they're going down towards the ocean. And don't like space, obviously. I was like, oh, I wish I wouldn't have seen that. I want to be unaware when we're either boarded by alien, like when aliens come and they're like, all right, we're here. I want to be kind of inside. Hey, all right.

It's happening. Here we go. I don't want to prep for it. Yeah, that's exactly what it looks like. If you're watching on YouTube, this is exactly what it look like. Now, I post this and everyone's like, hey, you dumb bitch, that Starlink. I'm like, sorry that I'm not subscribed to Elon Musk's newsletter. How does everyone know what this looks like?

What's Starlink? It's him launching satellites. By the way, is she just allowed to do this? No warning? I feel like there should be like a tsunami siren that goes off. Hey, are we get like a, yeah, I'm getting like a, I'm getting an Amber alert every 10 minutes. Give me a Starlink alert. Hey, by the way, don't be alarmed when you see the most insane thing you've ever seen in your life.

Are they going up to space? I don't know what the hell they're doing. So they're gone? You can't see them anymore? No, I mean, they were. on their way somewhere and I said, oops, I was going to drink tonight. I'm unfortunately going to down two glasses of wine so I can

fall asleep because that was, it was so when you see something like that in the sky, it's so disheartening to be like there is I have a baseball bat. Like I have no line of defense against this it's out of my hands, you know? I'm unaware. I've not been kept in the loop with anything

international in the space realm. I don't really want to be in the loop, but It was crazy to feel like I'm weighing my options here. I'm unaware. There's nothing in the news. I typed it in. It's not drones.

Okay, so it's the Russians or maybe perhaps the Chinese or perhaps aliens, all of which are out of my control. Would you rather some sort of space event, like some sort of like space rocks falling out of the sky at you or like aliens or whatever? Or a tsunami? Um, I mean, I don't know. I know. It seems like you're, it seems like you knew. What would you rather? Oh, I know that I would survive a tsunami because I can hold my breath for over a minute.

So you need to watch the Boxing Day tsunami documentary. I think I might have last night. I was watching a lot of tsunami videos. It's so weird because, okay. That's my replacement for the doctor show. This is going to be really insane to say, but I want to show you my camera roll really quick. And I want you to see where I click. Okay.

This is my fourth picture of my camera roll. Okay. I'm taking at 8.49 a.m. today. Okay. Because. I'm seeing a bus and a billboard. Oh, there was a billboard. Yeah.

That said, unprepared for a tsunami. Sue, not me. I'm prepared. What is the preparation plan? I guess we'll have to go to... Can you Google what to do in tsunami if you're in the water? What to do in tsunami?

Backflow? You can't... No, Brooke, Brooke. You know, the wave isn't like some huge... huge wave. It's a rush of a bunch of water. I know what a tsunami is. That's the same thing, a rush of a bunch of water in a big way. But you're getting pushed through a city in this, Brooke, I've seen you in the ocean in like, in like one foot of water. I thought you died. Well, that was a different circumstance. Those waves were really big. And there was like, it was

wave after wave after wave after wave after wave. Tsunamis one giant crash. Oh, okay. That was my bad. Yeah, you're good. Um, should a tsunami occur? and you cannot get to higher ground, stay inside where you're protected from the water. That's exactly, yeah. Yeah, but what if you're in the water already? Get out of it. Grab onto something, I guess.

You're just getting pushed and getting, I mean, cars are getting pushed, you know? I feel like, yeah, I guess I'm romanticizing it. Yeah, it's not so much. It's not a lazy river. It's not so much the lazy river where you can relax and enjoy it. I think we're all on board with that. It's more so catastrophic.

More so catastrophic. Yeah, that would suck to just kind of like see it. That's one of those things where it's like you know what's happening. You can see it and there's, you just have to wait. Yeah, I think we, I think we have the tools in place now where we're able to prep for it. Not really. Well, because when the earthquake that is going to cause a tsunami happens, I think we have minutes or hours. That's a good question, but I don't know.

But I feel like, I feel like we do next. It's like how many tsunamis happen in California now? Nowadays. Someone responded to my story of when I said I was watching tsunami content. Yeah. And said a tsunami is going to happen very soon in California. Well, yeah, I think there's a lot of stuff that's going to happen, quote, unquote, because there's volcanoes just kind of about to sneeze.

Yeah. We don't know. Local tsunamis, a tsunami can be a, oh, within 15 to 20 minutes after an earthquake. Yeah, that's enough time for me to evacuate. go to my, go to my, go to my, go to my highest floor of my house. I was just going to say, would you want to go to the highest floor or the lowest floor? Because imagine you go to the highest floor and your house starts to crumble. Well, then I don't want to be underneath the house that crumbles.

I'm confused. Oh. Yeah, no, that's a good point. I was in an earthquake in Japan when I was there in Tokyo. Like a big one? It was one of their biggest they've had in like a decade. I didn't know that there was a lot of earthquakes over there. That's like a huge earthquake.

Are they on a plate? They're on some plate, yeah. And not a good one. It's one of the more intense plates. They have earthquakes all the time. It was like a 7.8 earthquake. I was up in, they have like a mini, I feel tower.

And I was up at the top of it with my dad. And he goes, do you feel that? And I've been in the St. Louis arch before, which is an arch in St. Louis. You can go in that? You ride a little paw. elevator to the top of it. Oh, I thought it was just a statue. No. And I go up to the top of it and you're pretty high up in the St. Louis Arch to where the wind actually makes it go like that, but it's

built to where it's supposed to sway side to side. And when we're in the Tokyo Tower, I was feeling that. And I was like, oh, it must be the wind. I gas at myself and I'm thinking that. Now, when we got to the bottom of the Tokyo Tower, everyone's out on the street. I'm looking at the power lines. I'm looking at the McDonald's sign. And they're still wavering. And they're still wavering. And Tokyo's a brilliant city. They're all very, very prepared for that, architecturally speaking. So the buildings are all built on things that kind of are allowed to shift. So everything's kind of moving. You would think that you would have felt it more up there. We did feel it, but I was kind of like, oh, it's the wind. Because I felt it in the arch in St. Louis.

St. Louis doesn't have earthquakes. I don't know. Right. And so we were really moving up there. And I was moving and I'm like, oh, it must be the wind. It was moving. And it was, I think it was like 10 or 11 p.m. and our hotel had to evacuate and all the elevators were shut off and so my dad went to the kitchen. Why do you have to, isn't the hotel the safest place for you to be probably? They don't want you at a top floor

for some reason during a heavy duty earthquake. Yeah, but did they let you stay on the bottom? Sure, maybe you were right about that. Yeah. But it... You had to leave and they sent you to the street? No, they sent us to the lobby. Oh, okay.

Yeah, so that was brilliant. Other than that, according to like weekend plans. Oh my God. I always forget like you end up on such a different place than you start with your weekend update. I know. That it's always crazy to me that you're still on the weekend update when you say, all right, that's it for my weekend. I'm still on the weekend update in a big way. Yeah.

Yeah. I was supposed to prepare for my show that I have tomorrow at UCLA all weekend. And one thing about me and I think I say at every show is that, you know, I can have, I had the most relaxing weekend and I, and I manipulated myself into being like, maybe it's more valuable for you to relax than to work on this all weekend. I don't think that's manipulation. But I really wish I would have prepared a little bit more than I did because I did have the most relaxing weekend. My room is spotless.

I enjoyed my sanctuary. That's what I treated it as such. But no, I did not prepare at all for my big show tomorrow. Here's what you have to do, mentally. Yeah. You need to surrender to the fact. that you just do things last minute. Yeah.

And stop putting pressure on yourself. You always get it done. Yeah. You always do it well. It's just not relaxing. To know that something's coming. It's not relaxing. So like when I would have usually

have enjoyed my weekend, I didn't enjoy it because this was sitting on me. Well, you need to just reframe it as in like, okay, this is when I do things. That's what works for me. Yeah. That's what my therapist told me about cleaning my room. Because it like gets so overwhelming.

And she's like, have you ever like not cleaned your room? Yeah. Like has it ever gotten so bad that there's like, bugs and rats in it and I'm like no and she's like well you know you'll get it done eventually well there's a rodent in it now that's true but she's in the in the in the living place I'd have seen her crawl around and under your dresser in bed yeah and you've lost her for a while that was actually very scary she was in my ugg boot sorry that's cute I would love to be in a nug boot if there was a human-sized hug boot. I mean, they are all human size.

If there's room for me to get in to one, I would. Don't blame. Yeah. That's like, I would love an igloo sized hug. I would love to crawl into an hug. Yeah. That's something you and Frankie have in common. Yeah, I think we'd all love to crawl inside of an hug. Yeah, it's like being back in the womb. Yeah, totally. Yeah.

I wonder if Franks. Make sure by the way, just like actually I have two PSAs. One, make sure you're wearing socks with your ugs. I know that's not like a common thing. Uh-uh, I don't wear socks with my ugs. But actual ugs from ug brand ugs. are made with sheepskin and sheep skin with foot sweat produces a very specific type of bacteria that is

horribly rancid. My feet don't sweat and I love the feeling of my bare foot on the fluff. I guess you would be the exception. So if I change one person's outlook today about wearing socks of their hugs, my job here is done. I'm not saying if you're just going out to get a coffee or like ate your mail or something you need to put socks on. But I'm saying if you're going to be wearing your hugs all day,

maybe in an office setting, I encourage you. I implore you to wear socks. I will say I would encourage you to wear socks with Merrill Clawgs. Yeah. Which is not something I did in third grade. Yeah. I would,

yeah. Should I wear socks with ugg boots? Let's answer this. It's one of the most commonly asked questions when it comes to ugs. Talk about your sock rolling down the middle of your foot. The truth is real ugg boots made from genuinely should never be born with socks and very good reason. Wait,

what have I always said? With over 40 years experience, crafting insulin the finest ug boots. As a natural ventilator and insulator, grade A marino wool has soft hollow miracle fibers. Built in sock. Okay, wait. Who's the liar that convinced me this?

This means not wearing socks with your ugs. Okay, I was wrong. I almost just wish we could cut that, but I want people to know that when new information is presented to me, I'm able to just accept it and move forward. Totally. Thank you. Okay, cool.

Now I'm going to move on to my second PSA. Okay. No one needs to DM me anymore. I'm very aware that I look like the lesbian on the ultimatum on Netflix. So I don't need anyone else letting me know. I've seen it. Can we pull her up? I haven't seen her.

Does she have a name or just lesbian ultimatum? The lesbian on ultimatum. I think it's a queer season. So I think they're all maybe. Well, it's going to become very clear. I think queer love. Okay. Is it Joanna?

Yeah. You go to images. It's not Joanna. it's it's it's it's that one on the right yeah she yeah right there you don't look anything like her well there was one picture specifically i'm not seeing any sort of resemblance except for maybe like the sides of your no nothing okay there was one that oh yeah i'm seeing it there yeah uh the bottom left yeah that seeing that completely down to the outfit yeah i think i that shirt.

Well, anyways, I'm aware. So thank you guys so much for letting me know. I feel like every time someone sends me

a doppelganger, I become less aware of what I look like. Yeah. Because none of the doppelgangers look like each other. Who are yours?

Tom Holland. This like chef guy. Oh, you look just like the chef guy. I think they look alike. Those two do. Yeah. There's a chef guy

on Instagram that specifically bakes. He's not a chef. He like spanks the dough. He spanks the dough. He spanks the dough. But he's not gross, which I...

No. Which I actually enjoy. No, he's not. Because he's not fingering the dough. Right, he's slapping it. Really needs to be flagged by TikTok. Uh-huh. Because I don't need to, oh, those dudes that, like, sexualize food.

No. It's interesting. I don't hate it, but I don't, like, love it, you know. I watch it. Yeah. I feel like I don't have a word for, like, why that's inappropriate. it? Because it's like almost

no. I was going to say it's like almost kind of like beastiality but not really. Because if it's like a slab of meat. Well it's smacking at meat it's almost like Dommer ask. It's only takes a couple

degrees of difference to get to where there's a Netflix documentary about them. There's something sinister. Yeah. Sinister is crazy. Yeah, there's evil afoot. We should have a very. vocab wall.

Yeah. Like in third grade. Yeah. I like vocab. Sinister. Well, I have my word list. That's true. Can we pause really quick for me to pee?

I'm so sorry. I have to do as well. I am about to piss my George. Oh. The what? Oh, yeah. Am I me looking like that? Yeah.

And then you asked what, well, we were talking about how sinister. Are we rolling? Okay. You know what my PSA is actually? What that we're on the PSA train? What? And this is no one's fault.

I'm not mad at anyone, by the way. but I hate when people tag me in, and this is not your fault, you didn't know this, when they tag me in like fan interactions, like a fan meeting a celebrity. So like if it's a celebrity I like, people will tag me in like a fan video of a fan meeting them. And I cannot watch those kinds of things. Like I can't watch celebrities in the wild interacting with fans because it makes me super uncomfortable, like secondhand like wanting to go into my own body, you know?

No. You don't? You can watch those kinds of videos. People meeting celebrities. Yeah, and they're like freaking out over them and they're like, oh my God, oh my God, and the celebrities like, it's okay. Don't freak out. Yeah, that doesn't affect. Oh, my God, those make me ill. Oh, I don't have that at all. I thought everyone kind of did. Do you feel kind of sick when people write on like pottery with pencil? No. Have you ever been to like color me mine? No Have you ever like Dutt painted a pottery thing? I've written on a pot with a pencil, yeah

Yeah, that doesn't like Make your skin crawl No You know it makes my skin crawl Chewing? Thinking about a seatbelt Going through your teeth this way Oh, that's completely fine

And let it go And I slid there your teeth Your front teeth Just like really fast Oh that doesn't bother me I don't like that Interesting Yeah seatbelts

Um My oh my I had something that I was going to say and it was going to be good. Sharts. Do you want me to say something and then maybe you'll think of it? Yeah. I saw two movies at the theater this week.

First movie I saw Little Mermaid. Yeah? 10 out of 10. Oh, really? Wow. Connor, I mean, I don't think you'll like it at all, but it was so, so good. We are witnessing the making of a star. Who? What's her name?

Hallie Bailey? Yes. Brooke, she's so famous. I don't think, I didn't know her from anything before this. I feel like she's blowing up now. No, she's a huge artist. Well, what did she do before? It's music.

Oh, I didn't know any of it. Yeah, you do. Do I? Yeah. Well, what, how about you tell me if she sings so many things. No, look at me. What did she sing? Remember that song on take that goes, booty so big, law, have mercy.

No. What is that, you know what I mean? Everyone knows what that mean, what I mean, right? And she's in Grownish. Oh, I actually didn't know that. So never mind. She's already a star. She's very famous.

And her sister is too. But now I feel like she's really blowing up now. Chloe and Hallie. I didn't know who she was until now. Yeah. And then don't get me started on Prince Eric. And then don't get me started on the king from Queen Charlotte. Yeah, I've seen that on your story recently.

Yeah. That show, I stayed up all night watching it. I didn't sleep. it is the best that Bertrand has to offer. How was Melissa McCarthy? I would recommend it to anyone. She was great. She was great.

Yeah, I see her makeup was getting a lot of pushback. I mean, everything's getting a lot of pushback is everyone has something to fucking say these days. Hallie's hair extensions were $150,000. Well, they had to look good. Or all the people would have dogged on the... But they're going to dog.

Dogs are going to dog. Dogs are going to dog. That's one thing about dogs. $150,000. And they're going to dog. dog if they're five people have too much to say shut up mm-hmm go to work get a job suck a dick nice Connor thanks watch queen Charlotte

yeah okay um little mermaid was great and then you know what you would love I saw that Julia Louis Dreyfus movie as well which one's that um posting about it it's called I think it's called you hurt my feelings oh yeah yeah or something along those lines and it's just like a sweet feel good movie You could see with your mom. And I feel like we don't have a lot of those nowadays. I'm not going to the movies with my mom. When you leave and you're just like, okay, but if somebody goes to the movies with their mom, you could see this with your mom.

Because I feel like a lot of movies nowadays, you wouldn't want to see with your parents. Or at least I wouldn't because I can't really bear to watch a sex scene in the presence of my. Okay, that would be a good thing to open with. I'm not going to go to this movie with my mom because I don't want to watch a sex scene next to her. Yeah. That was like you telling me that the book she was reading was smut. the whole time in Italy. It was.

We were sitting, like touching, or thighs were touching on that train for like four hours. Okay, would you rather sit next to your mom while she's reading that or watch a sex scene with her in a film?

Watch a sex scene with her in a film. Really? Yeah. Because when she's reading the book, you're not taking part in that. You're taking part in a sex scene. No. I don't want to know what's,

you know, like knowing that whole book is like smut versus like. Not the whole book, but like a huge chunk. versus like if I'm in a movie I know it's gonna be over I'll get on my phone for a second

but then like I can't see it Oh I literally like want to It feels like the longest experience ever Like never ending it's never gonna end What did I see with my friends Oh I saw Hall Pass with my friend's mom Oh that's not a good one That was a tough

And we were in like the second row for some reason So we're also like this and there's just like a huge penis Like right in front of us and then like a small penis also right in front of us. It was just crazy amount of vast differences in penis sizes. Okay, let's do this trend

because I've been seeing it all over TikTok, this like beige flag trend. Do you know what it is? I've seen it for sure, but I don't think I like fully grasp it too in its core. So there's the red flags. I know a red flag and I know a green flag.

Beas is just like a fact that is weird. It's actually like, I think it's technically. a good thing. Right, it's good, but like not conventionally good. It's an endearing flag. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's not like, and I'm trying to think,

what are some examples of people's beige flags that like, this is, this is my boyfriend, girlfriend's beige flag. My friend's beige flag on TikTok. Okay. My boyfriend's beige flag is that he keeps his undies that have holes so he can surprise me by walking out, tearing them off his body, leaving only the waistband. He calls it the grand reveal on it.

always happens when I least expect it. That's funny. Like, to me, that's a green. That's like a fun. Yeah. That's funny. But I guess like beige flags is like, it's not a make or break situation, but it's like just like a little funny thing. Yeah. But that's like a very specific one. I think they have to be really specific to be a beige flag. Were there other like good ones? I feel like I saw a bunch and then I saw my girlfriend's beige flag is every time she tries to surprise me or something, she gets way too excited and always ends up spoiling it, gets upset to the point. She may shed a tear. My boyfriend's

beige flag is sometimes he'll meow and if I do not meow back he will get upset and not talk to me until I meow at him and when I finally meow back at him he will continue talking like normal all right doja cat my girlfriend's beige flag is that she likes to communicate with little noises and actions instead of using her words when she wants something she wants cuddles meh she wants a drink she wants a kiss okay obviously there's a lid for every pot but Like these all are weird to me, but whatever. I saw one with this girl

and she was like, my boyfriend's beige flag is that he does not ask for details. When I'm telling him about work drama, he just, he never asked why Cheryl's upset with Lindsay. He just nods and listens. I think that's a boy thing.

And then... I was going to say you don't for details. I do. Because, well, that can... Okay. That continues. And then he's like,

she's like, and he also like, ask him where his sister does for work he doesn't know he just goes along with the float that's bad those are bad things him sitting at thanksgiving not not knowing where his sister works like that's bad yeah no that's not good yeah that's a red flag right so she misunderstood the trend she yeah well she's been i don't even think my favorite beige flag of my boyfriends is when he uses even this prescription is really not doing. My favorite beige flag of my boarderfins is when he uses phrases that have nothing to do with

the situation and makes them apply. Like they make sense kind of. For example, this is you. One time we were making really good time getting where we needed to go and not drive and driving kind of fast, but not too fast. And he says, wow, we're really jujuing on this beat right now. Yeah, that's, that's you with puff nut and all that you're saying.

To a, to a tea. To a tea. Oh, I like these. This is a fun trend. Hey, maybe you should get back on TikTok. Nah. My husband's beige flag is that he doesn't ask for details. His brother had a baby.

What's the baby's name? IDK I didn't ask. That's a red flag. Was it a girl or a boy? IDK. I didn't ask. That's bad. Yeah.

That is bad. I agree. That's a bad family member. That's a bad boyfriend. Yeah, it's not good. Doesn't ask for details. That's narcissism. Mm-hmm.

Your faces keeps quivering and it's giving me the heby-jiby. I'm sorry, I told, I have the shakes. Your cheek is really jujuing on that beat right now. I know, I have the shakes. Um, your beige flag. I can give you one. Am I going to get upset? No. I think anytime we've been together in a life, potentially life-threatening situation, you do not say a word when it's actually happening. And then afterwards, you're like, that was the scariest shit of my entire life. Like when? Like when I'm driving like a maniac, uh-huh. We'll be like, oh, we just ran a red light. or something like that, but then afterwards,

you'll be like, oh, that, like, I was scared to death. And I think that's a base flag because I think it's probably your teacher skills coming out where you're like, if there's a dire situation, such as a tsunami, I'm going down with this ship and all these kids, but I'm not going to let them panic before we all perish. Okay, that's sweet.

I think it's a beige flag. Kind of like easing the anxiety until it's a safe space. Yeah, like if you were on Titanic, obviously ships going down. I do feel like I have, like, like stopped you from a few car accidents. Like I have intervened. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm trying to think of yours. You just have so many green ones. It's hard to think. Oh, that's hard. It's hard. It's hard to think of a beige. Mm-hmm.

Maybe that. Vision, perfect tea. 2020. Yeah. Maybe your trauma of having perfect T, 2020 vision as well as GERD. No, I think a lot of people would be like, fuck you to me about that.

I saw I'll change the subject After we're done with this But I saw the most disturbing video And I can't get it out of my head on Twitter Me too What's yours This kid jumped

Was I think on a senior trip or something In the Bahamas with like A bunch of other senior Or like just graduated high school And he got dared to jump off the boat And they were all obviously No And he jumps off the boat

And it's at night And everyone's like Oh he jumped Like that's crazy Never came up And They threw him like a life thing, but I guess they didn't tell the captain. And like you see a shark, kind of.

I think, I think it's a shark. I watch it like 40 times. And he's been missing for three days and they suspended the search because they like. You mean they think the shark fully swallowed him home? I mean, they don't know. But like it's, you know, it's the ocean. Oh, it's so disturbing. That's the shark's home.

I know. Well, that's, that's, I guess, I mean, I fell into a deep, deep, it's making me sick. It's making me sick to my someone to talk about. Sorry, trigger warning. Sharks. Sharks and jumping off a boat. This is a big shark space. I know, but everyone was like, imagine like him, like hearing everybody fade in the distance.

And then it's nighttime in the ocean. Ooh, Connor, don't gag like that. Sorry. Oh, it freaked me out. Oh. That sent shivers down my spine. Well, it's just like I watched a video 20 times. He's fine.

He jumps in. He's like, yeah, whatever. And then they pan over to the. life circle, the tube, and it's over here, and then you see like a thing, and it looks like it could be the way from the boat, but also like, if you freeze frame it, it's like, I tell me, I might, yeah, because sharks do follow cruise ships because of all the discarded food and stuff that, yeah, Cameron Robbins. So he jumps off, and everyone's like, oh, my God, bye, bye, like everyone's joking, because

it's like college kids in there. He can't really seem to it's so. a thing. Yeah. You saw Shark? I did, but I've watched it 40 times. You can't really see it because it's kind of bright. Maybe you're just seeing what you want to see.

No, I try to see it as a wave after I saw it. It's right at the beginning if you play it. Right. Right. Is that him or the... That's a flag. No, right before. Right there is when it happened.

I can't see a thing. There's like a splash, but it could be the waves coming off the boat. I don't know. But right when the wave comes off the boat, that could have been the wave, he starts swimming away from the life raft, which is where the shark, quote unquote, or wave was right in between him and the life raft. I don't know. It's a little bit horrible.

Is there anywhere where there are no sharks? Lakes? Well, in the ocean, I mean. Is there anything that could kill you in a lake? Yeah. Like what? There's sharks in. Oh, there's freshwater sharks now?

Yeah. When did they make those? Are they killers? Nah, they're cool sharks. A bunch of teeth. That would be a cute pet name. There's... Oh, well, Gulf, Gulf of Mexico,

East Coast, and West Coast. Excuse me? I'm surprised not... Is that Georgia up there? That's Georgia. And Tennessee? Wait, why the hell... No, that is Tennessee. No, Tennessee is...

To the right. Tennessee is that one. What's above Tennessee? West Virginia. West Virginia. That's West Virginia. That's West Virginia. Now tell me why Kentucky would ever have a shark attack.

That's not Kentucky. Brooke, the one above. What is that one? That's West Virginia on the right. No, to the left, Brooke, those are shaded as well. The gridlocked one. Oh. That must mean something else, that shade.

No. Yeah. That must be fresh waters. That is what I'm fucking saying. Good God. You want to hear something. that I thought. I want to figure out about these gridlock things. Is that, is that Connecticut up there that has a shark? I guess they have a little bit of ocean. Yeah, all these coasts. Okay, but what about these inland ones? What happened here?

Freshwater sharks. Brooke, I want to, I want to hear about these attacks. Okay. Freshwater shark attack. What? What? Nothing. Okay. Should we do three minutes of Pop Golger? Rapid Fire style? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Al Pacino just had a baby with his, he's 82. He just had a baby or he's expecting a child with his 27 or 29 year old girlfriend. How crazy is that that I like need to start thinking about freezing my eggs and you can just relax and sit back, relax and put your feet up? I'm booby. I'm boby. I'm bobo-to-s dog in the world. So that's fascinating. He also has three other daughters, 22-year-old twins and a 32-year-old dog.

So who is older than her own stepmom and is going to have a baby that's 32 years younger than her? Well, the girlfriend who's now currently carrying the baby was also with McJaggar for like four years. So she has a trajectory in mind. She's not afraid to say what she wants and go for it. You know? And pursue it. And pursue it. Maybe she has an appreciation for like old Hollywood.

Totally. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe she has an appreciation for like a ton of money as well. Either way, completely fine. She's an entrepreneur. I get it. Anyways,

Godspeed to both of them. Wishing them. Hope everyone's happy and healthy. Happy and healthy life. Exactly. Next. Did you see euphoria is not coming out until 2025 now? Yes.

But also I think everything's not going to come out until 2025. Because of the writer's strike? Yeah. Is that what they're crediting it to? Probably part of it. I think part of it's just that euphoria takes, they take their sweet time. Serious creator Sam Levinson is pencils down on the idol according to someone while the WGA strike also impacts production. Well, yeah, obviously, I didn't really think about that.

I don't know why I was thinking the writer's strike was just for comedy, but it's for everything. No, I don't think we're getting anything in 2024. That is jarring. considering TV is really the only thing bringing us together. You know what I thought recently? I feel like we're not, there's been like waves of like content creators that have become popular.

Yeah. Like the first wave was 2020 and then there was a second wave. I wish I was in this past one. But now is serious. There's like nothing besides Puss. And Alex Earle. Yeah, but Puss and Alex Earl are solo like carrying TikTok on their backs as well as doctor show.

in movies. It shows movies, Oh, I see what you're saying. Puss and Alex. I just wish that I would have been in the most recent wave because they're, because there was so little noise

for them to cut through, they just got pushed right to the top, cream of the crop. That happened. For us, but like there was, now this whole new, um, like the,

the way the industry is, is laying itself out. Like now brands know how to interact with a TikTok or whereas like when we started, it was like, hey, do you want to like, do something like do you want to come to this activation do you remember like very very early on like June 2020 and when I when Netflix reached out to me and can I say it I think you can say it

because it plays really closely into what I just said where like I don't think brands knew how to interact with talkers well I think they knew in this you got a little bit taking advantage of I didn't realize you were supposed to get paid for making videos for brands. So Netflix reached out to me right when I kind of started on TikTok. And they asked me if I wanted to make a video for Zach Afron's new show that down-to-earth, Australia show. And I was like, that would be the greatest honor of my life. And as a form of payment, they let me watch the episode early. And I was like, I have made it in Hollywood.

I didn't realize that I should have gone. paid for that and I did two videos and Netflix has money so right and now these the new creators are going to F1 every weekend right in Italy and Miami and everything and we were kind of in our house watching the Zach Fron down to Earth show that no one heard of yeah um so that's something else did you see my answer story last night by chance I don't know Connor I really don't think you watch any of my stuff well can you just tell me what it was because like I only get a like from you after I'm like did you see the video I posted about this and then it's like Brooke Brooke Averick like this just now.

I see all your stuff. What I post last night in my Instagram story? Can I ask you? I forget. It's hard because I don't know like when you post things, but if you give me a hint to the context, I could tell you what it was.

I was on a run. It was a machine. It was a billboard. It was Kim. Okay, good, good, good, good. Yeah, it was American Heart Story. So I, so every time they put ads out on the Venice boardwalk,

they get vandalized the same day, which is confusing that they would, do that and they wouldn't encourage a vandalism for a vandalism safe ad situation where if you put a campaign out but prepare for people to do vandalism on it and create an ad that welcomes that you know who did that who Nathan fielder yeah oh yeah he did verbatim because of the dick that was on it yeah he made it posters that welcomed a dick being yeah inserted right into various positions of the billboard right he welcomed it yeah so this is my if you're watching on visual Basically, the people in Venice love to tagline, eat the rich on anything of the Kardashians, anything Postmates puts up, anything anybody, any ads, except the Zendaya Smartwater ads.

No, no one would dare touch Zendaya. It's incredible. So they put devil horns on all the Kardashians, and this is a Hulu ad. And I thought it'd be funny if it was a Netflix ad for American Horror Story, and then they made them all look really evil. so I tag Netflix in these Hulu ads because Kim Kardashian's in the new season of American Horror Story. American Horror Story is not on Netflix.

What's it on? Hulu. What? FX. And you can watch it on Hulu, but it's not at all on Netflix. Well, that's probably why this story had zero interactions. Maybe that had something to do with it.

I thought it was Netflix's American Horror Story. Did you watch the... Wait, I got to type this in. No, I mean, I'm sure. I think they had a few seasons on Netflix, but like very much after they had already aired on FX and Hulu. It's not, it's not a Netflix story.

I promise. Leaving Netflix globally in March 2020. Right, but they had already like, it was out for years before it went on Netflix. Well, the new seasons were being put out by week by week in college on Netflix. I promise they weren't.

They were because that was the only, that was the only streaming platform I had in college. I promise you that they weren't being released weekly on Netflix. you're right i just realized that because i was watching it on uh i think of projectors um and did we have anything else yeah i mean we could talk about chicken run i'll give you a choice you want to talk about chicken run or um Elon one is more pertinent and i think that we should put chicken run into bonus okay yeah that sounds good yeah okay uh Elon Musk's brain chip got approved for implantation.

So NeuroLink Elon Musk's brain chip firm wins at U.S. approval for human study. You know what I always think of when I hear brain chip? The computer chocolate chip from Sweet Life of Zach and Cody that London put in an incredible episode starring Zach Efron. Remember that one? In the art gallery? Incredible. They don't make TV like that anymore except for the good doctor. Sorry, keep going.

No, I mean, we can let's look at what it is because I have no idea. I thought this was a joke. But Elon Musk's brain chip firm says it's received approval from the U.S. Food and Drugs Administration to conduct its first test on humans. I'm so torn on being 100% in for a brain chip and then 100% out. What does it do? Neurrelink hopes to use its microchips to treat conditions such as paralysis and blindness. I guess I don't need it so much. and to help certain disabled people use computers and mobile technology.

Okay. That's awesome. That is awesome. It's just something about it being Elon makes it sinister. Elon doesn't scare me at all. I feel like he's like a pretty much open book. I feel like he's too unhinged to not be scary. Like you just never know what's coming.

You don't want someone to be unpredictable and to have a brain chip. Yeah. You know? Yeah, I just feel like anything. thinks he says so I'm like he hasn't said anything especially like on Twitter like since he's had Twitter thank God he he handed that baton over to someone else as a CEO I think he's just he's one of those people that try so hard to be cool that if it had upset anyone he leaves he's like okay cool I'm done then I'm done because I just want to like fit in right that's where I feel like Bezos is like

doing a better job at being a cool guy because he doesn't care because he's just like dating his wife, fiance, and they're on a boat in love and going to Coachella together. And Elon Musk is like, I own Twitter. I'm, look at me. I tweet memes. I'm really, I'm a crazy internet man. How much money

would he have to offer you to get the chip implanted into your head as a trial? First? As one of the first, the first round. I'm so sorry. I don't think there's any amount of money that I'd be willing to give up potentially my life for. Okay, that's good.

Yeah. Okay, would you rather be lost in orbit in space or chipped? Chipped. Okay. How about chips in space? Or... Or chips and dip here on Earth. Chips and dip here on Earth.

Or live in a tsunami forever. But you'll be chipped in space for three weeks. Or live in a tsunami forever. Live underwater. Am I going to... Am I alive? Underwater? You're not...

Yeah, but you're living in a... living a good life. I don't know what that means. Like you can barely breathe. You have a little bit of gills, but not a lot. I can't get more gills. Uh-uh. I can't get gild up.

Um, can I sing? You're only half more man. No, Ursula's taking your voice. No! I want to be where the people are. That's you. In this instance. I want to be where the people.

people are, but you can't be. So I couldn't have a lot. You're alone, by the way. Or. Okay, no, here, here, here. You're completely alone, but with gills and such under the water, friends with fish, but you want to be where the people are, but you can't be. Or you're with friends in orbit with the, and you're all chipped.

For three weeks in orbit? No, forever. You're forever in both places. Orbit with friends, with two friends. And I have to pick up. Can I talk to the fish? Yes. Yeah, but it's not the same as human connection.

I know what you mean for some reason. I know, but. And they're sharks. But they're not going to eat me. You don't know that. They're a very real threat to you. Huh. I think I'm going underwater.

Really? Yeah. No human interaction for the rest of your life. That would be nearly impossible. Could I wave? you just won't see you're so deep in the mariana trench bro you can't keep changing the details of where i'm living i'm not changing them i'm adding yeah that changes them uh no neither death not an option

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See, bye. Bye. Or we'll see you next week if you're a loser. See ya. This week I'm close friends.

I remember specifically they were in a parking garage and there was like a chupacabra or something. A chupacabra? What's a chupacabra? You don't know what a chupacabra is? Is it a capybara?

No, not at all. What's a chupac? You know, when you're sitting there, the tomac gets a little warm, all we have is these little twist, these little nipple air vents. No, there's a lot of air that comes out of those nipples. Sometimes.

Because if you're already cold and your neighbor's nipple is blowing, then you're way too cold. It depends on your aircraft. The premise is that he's like, oh, if I don't get hit once in this fight, you have to move in with me for 30 days. You'll have to watch to find out the rest.

And she just pulled the vibra out of his drawer. Yeah, he had a, a treasure drawer. No, no, those are condoms. No, I know. It was a drawer of treasures. Oh, okay. I was like, I thought they were coins, too.

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