Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - They’re a Ten But…

Episode Date: June 23, 2022

Ad Free Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv  This week Brooke and Connor interview internet heartthrob Wyatt the Intern, explain what it means to be “softly canceled”, and play a few rounds of “She’s a Ten But…” Are Glee covers a deal-breaker? What about loud chewing? Or talking like Stitch? Listen now to find out! Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights  Email us at [e-mail] !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/bandc  That’s https://hellofresh.com/bandc16 and use code bandc16 for up to 16 free meals AND 3 free gifts! Go to https://squarespace.com/bandc for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: BANDC to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yeah. Oh, that was a good, clean one. That was really good. That was really good. That is so classic. That was one of the best we've had. Yes. Thank you, Wyatt.

Thanks, Wyatt. While you're over there, could you, would you mind bringing that chair over for me for a second? Thanks, like, you can just put it here? Can you put it here? Like, here. Yes. Yeah, that's it. Thank you.

Actually, can you move it a little bit? Like a little bit? Like a little bit? A little forward? Yeah, a little forward. No, no, no. A little back. Yeah.

And towards me a little bit? Perfect. That's good. Now you can sit in it. This is Wyatt, everybody, our intern. Everyone, let's hear for Wyatt. Yes, Wyatt. Hey, there's a mic for you.

Yeah, we brought a mic. Oh, my God. Wow, hi. How are you? I'm good. Thank you so much for coming. Wow, this is so unexpected. Yeah.

Yeah. We pride ourselves on. So how are you? I'm good. I'm nervous now. No. No. No.

Yeah, wow. Yeah. I'm, Ryan's looking at me. Okay, no, okay. I feel like I'm close to you guys right now. We want to have you on to address, to address the elephant in the room. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Yeah. Which is basically Wyatt, what happened last week, Connor posted his classic cut with the, what would you call that, Wyatt? Every, every week I post. Clap. Yeah, I'm the clapper. What's the device that you're clapping? The slate. The slate.

Yeah, I slated. Wyatt was clapping the slate. That is so classic Wyatt. The thing about your form, the way you slate White, is that it's got, the people are soaking wet for your clap. You've given all of our viewers the clap. Yeah. In the best way.

Well, I mean, it was you technically. No, not really Wyatt. I posted it, but I can't take credit for your clap. Okay. You're clapping action. You were clapping cheeks. It was the clap heard around the world. Yeah, fair enough.

You clapped, and then all of the responses to your clap that Connor posted were as follows. So we got, Brooke and I, so Brooke reposted the clapping action on her story as well. And we got a bunch of DMs at like thirsty, thirsty DMs. Yeah, wow. Or you. About you. Uh-huh. Yeah.

For example, I received, hey, is that man single? Parentheses, not Connor end parentheses. So that leaves me to believe that they are talking about you. Right. The specification. And then we also got, this is you as well. Can you let me know if Slate Man is single? Interesting.

And this person knows what a slate is. Does that turn you on at all? That's, that's, it's all just very interesting to me. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Well, we keep going. No, but who him?

parentheses, I'm so sorry. End parentheses. Yeah. I appreciate that they're nice about it at least. Yeah. Oh my God. They want you bad. They want you.

Yeah. Uh-huh. How does that feel to be wanted by millions? I mean, I don't know. It makes me feel, I, I, I think we all want to be wanted to some extent. Right. Right. Yeah.

How about the extent, though, as to which you're wanted? To some extent? No, to the extent. You're wanted to such an extent. Yeah, just by one little slate, right? Yeah. The slate that was heard around the world. How crazy is that?

That's all you did. Yeah. And it warranted that response. We got another one. Please, I'm begging Connor, who is the man who snapped the board? This is life and death. Oh, my God. That's like pretty, uh...

Yeah, they're... Kind of bone chilling. Yeah, they're thirsty. Yeah. They are thirsty. So I guess, like, the question, it's begging the question, are you single? It's a good question.

Thank you for your question, yeah. Keep asking questions. Yeah, I appreciate that question. You have no problem, Wyatt. I'm not single. Oh, yeah. You're kidding. How not single? Can we cut that?

Because we're going to need you to be single for the, we need the views and the listens. How not single? My girlfriend's going to kill me. How does it? I'm going to scale one to ten. I'm like, I'm, what if I said nine and ten? I'm 10 out of 10 not single.

No. 10 out of 10, too. It's a scale. Okay. So, yeah, you're married? So get this. Mm-hmm. Well, it's married. I'm not married.

I'm not married. I'm not married. I'm not married. And he's totally. He's a 10, but he's dating. A 10 out of 10 committed. He's a 10. Yes, good question.

He's a 10, but he's fully committed. Uh-huh. So what's the scenario there? 11? I think that brings him to an 11. That opens up the scale for the one more, because you do need to ask, You're over and how open-minded she is.

Uh-huh. Would you guys be open to an open relationship with somebody in me or Conner's DM? I feel so uncomfortable speaking on behalf of both of us, you know? So would you know? How do we make you feel more comfortable? You can just speak on behalf of yourself. And she can watch. It's so funny.

This is my first time, like, on a public podcast or anything, and these are the questions that I'm getting. Do you, is that fine? That these are the questions that I'm, yeah. I mean, the questions are fine. Okay. I just don't know if the answers are fine. Oh, they feel fine to me. Uh-huh.

So you're open in an open relationship? No, I'm not in an open relationship. Not yet. But you would be, is what you're saying. No. What do I have to say? I'm not. I'm not in a weapon.

But you want to be? Kind of a little bit? No, I don't. I don't. Oh. Firm no? 10 out of 10 now? 10 out of 10, no.

What's it like being a TMG intern? No I was trying to change the subject to ease the pain No I liked that It's great it's really great actually I kind of get a mix of like creative and production So that's really We get a lot of DMs also asking to intern for TMG

Yeah do you really And we say we got that we got that covered We have our king We have the clapmaster in studio Yeah I don't know if people can clap as well as me That's the thing No one can clap as well as you Yeah

So what you work on all three TMG podcasts? All three. Trillionaire, TMG, and Brooklyn Connor. Yeah. Do you have a preference of which one you like to work on and listen to and be on? Well, there was a moment. I don't know if you guys remember this. We were all meeting a lot of the talent and producers and stuff like that.

Remind me. I was giving a presentation and I was giving a presentation with the other intern Ashley. And Ashley's great. Shout out. Shout on Ashley. We love Ashley. And I looked, you guys were sitting in the back and I looked at you guys when I was like pitching stuff for your podcast.

And I said like, look in the camera and say it right there. Or that one maybe, maybe that one. I said, I said Brooke and Connor make a podcast is my favorite podcast. And it has been like from way before I was working. You heard it here, folks. I want to flag that Trillionaire was not in the room. They were not in the room. And Cody and Noel were in the room.

That was bold. And they, I don't know if I'm allowed to say the reaction on air. You can. They told me it's fine. They got mad. They got mad. Yeah. They weren't pleased.

Yeah. But they should be. Were their baby in there. Because they're their love child. They're nurturing us and watching us grow. Exactly. You guys are so nurtured on set too. That's something.

It's because of you. Wyatt. I was, yeah. Did you breastfeed or were you out of the bottle? Good question. Breast fed. How about you, Connor? Oh, I was sucking straight from the source.

You were? I was bottle fed. Got it. I think that, yeah, that could be an explanation. So in summary, Wyatt's favorite podcast on the TMG network is Brooklyn Connor and he is interested in an open relationship. So thank you, Wyatt for coming. Thanks, Wyatt. Oh, my God.

Good morning. Good morning to you. How are you feeling today? I feel like absolutely buck wild today. I've switched from coffee to Celsius. Oh, my God. Is Celsius just like caffeine? water?

I don't know. I don't really know what, I mean, like, sparkling. Sparkling, Fuji, Apple, Pear, essential energy, asterisk. Accelerates Metabolom, asterisk. Metabolom. Burns, body, fat, asterisk. Can I taste it? It's empty.

Oh, okay. Sucked it down. You sucked. But it's so funny. I got it. So I'm leaving him going straight from here to the airport after this. And I got on my Uber and he was like, wow. Drank.

And I was like, yeah, it was like 8.15 a.m. And I was, yeah, got to get, like, my energy going. Yeah. He goes, I just, it's crazy out here in L.A. The way people, like, send it. I'm mincing words. He thought I was drinking a white claw, the whole drive here. I was like, oh, this is a.

Wouldn't put it past you, though. He was like, then he ended up saying, I know, I would. I know. I would, I know. Yeah. If there was anything, yeah, even on a Wednesday, it would totally do. Anyways, yeah. I'm feeling really good.

That's great. I just, I'm feeling so disoriented. I came in, I was home all week in Philly. Flew back. Yeah. Last night my flight was delayed three hours. Fortunately, we were able

to get on the plane first, like at normal time, and then the brake pad broke as we were about to take off. And to be honest, like I'd rather take the chance than go back to the gate for maintenance. Yeah.

But we had to go back to the gate for maintenance. And then, you know, it's just a matter of time after the two hours of maintenance that the pilot's going to tell you, I've been on the plane for too long. I got it. You know?

I've got to head out. I've got a head out. It happens every time. So he was able to head out. And then about an hour later, and this is three hours of just sitting stationary on the tarmac, the next pilot was able to come in. But thank God I was able to play Minecraft with the little boy next to me. I saw that.

For three hours. I saw that. So that was really fun. I love Minecraft. I'm a total Minecraft girl. Oh my God. You're a minehead. Yeah.

And then for the duration of the seven hour flight, he fell sleep. Head on. I was at the window. He was in the middle. sweetheart and then his mom was on the end mom fell asleep and then he had his head on his mom's lap and his feet on my lap

you can insert a picture of that I think I sent one if you're not a video if you're not a visual watcher right now I would encourage you to maybe just like bookmark this timestamp and go see the picture of this little boy with her feet I mean his feet like

I can't stress enough how fully on top of Brooke the feet were in soccer cleats like on the plane and then the mom woke up saw that and took his shoes off and left them on my body

I was like oh my God thank you thank you the shoes were the problem that was it that's awesome it's nice to be comfortable yeah

that was an awesome flight and it's just so disorienting to know like when you travel you're such a good traveler I'm not but just like to know that yesterday I woke up in Philly and then now I'm here

it's just not sitting right it's just not how was supposed to be, I feel. You know? So I think going further, I'm going to just drive for a week, like a week-long drive instead of taking the plane because it's just disorienting. It's insufferable.

It's insufferable. Well, that's good, but altogether good weekend. Yeah, I feel like I kind of just like black out when I'm home, not in a drunk way, but in just like an emotional distress shutting down. I don't really remember anything that happened. Except for, you know my aunt Susu that's in love with my brother who's just like oh my god my hunky he wasn't there so she had to project onto someone else and it was you that she was projecting onto because you made the fatal mistake of sending me a

snapchat that she saw that was literally just a picture of your face and she was just like oh my god he's breathtaking i don't blame her i love her she's so funny she's obsessed with you well so that was really all i remember shorts to a decent level i know like i know like longer I'm wearing shorts on this podcast ever again because last time I wore shorts, I thought that my entire vagina was out, but it was just my thighs, which is also, which like sucks. That sucks even more that my thighs together look like. They could have been my vagina. I wish it was just my vagina instead. To be quite honest. Give the people what the time. How is your weekend? That was funny. It was really good. I went to a concert on Saturday.

I forgot about this until just now. Have you ever fallen on your tailbone? Oh my God, your coxas. It is the most painful thing in the world. Broke your coxas is out. Your coxas is showing. It is so painful, yeah. Well, so I got this awesome idea. So, so, so sorry if you saw me at this show. I was having time on my life. It was Sophie Tucker. And if you don't know Sophie Tucker... Joe Jonas's wife? No, different Sophie.

That's Sophie Turner. Oh, sorry, sorry, yeah. Sophie Tucker is kind of like house music. I know two songs from, like, college. And I didn't know that people still, like, are obsessed and lover. Them. It's a, I think it's a husband and wife, too. And I was like, I'm going to crowd surf at this show.

Not a crowd surfing crowd. They draw me so hard. And every, like, I mean, we're, it's in LA. So people like, we're like, oh, like, love the podcast. I'm like, thank you. I'm crowds right. I'm going to, I'm going to sit, another reason to be watching the video. I'm going to sit in the video of me.

Oh, I'm really, do you want to see it? Yeah, I want to see it. Okay. Let me pull it up. Okay. I can distract while you're, oh, there's Sophie. Tucker. Yep.

He looks like Adam Lambert. He looks. Do you know Adam Lambert is in Queen and that Queen is still a band? Yeah, that's great. Great. News to me. It's kind of like how John Mayer's in The Grateful Dead now. Not ringing any bells?

News to me. Let me show you. Here's me crowd surfing. Yeah. It's a really painful video to watch. So painful. Connor. Who's grasping onto you?

These are strangers at this point. Now, wait until I get here. This guy is the last person I see. And then, that's my feet straight up in the air. Yeah. That is insane. They weren't pleased that I got to do. How do you, like, and what's the initial, like, how do you get up?

You find a group of really buff strangers, which I latched onto immediately. So I was like, probably people are going to have some beef with me once I land my spinal cord on their face. Right, right. Yeah, while they're enjoying a show. Right. And they did. And so they lifted me up, sent me on my way. Uh-huh.

And it was not 12 seconds after that that I ended up on my tailbone. That's really funny. Tailbone injuries will last. I would really recommend that everyone tune into the video version to see that video. It's the last thing you see, my legs like this and a circle of strangers looking down like, oh no, is he good? Wow. I popped right back up, ruined my white pants. Yes.

And this older gentleman grabbed me by the throat. Because he was mad that I obviously landed on his face. Right, right. That'll do it. Everyone in the crowd was really nice. And they're like, hey, we get he's annoying, but you don't have to choke him out. Oh, my God. Oh, and then last night I went to Dixie DeMilio's album release party.

Oh, how was that? It was really good. She's making new music. You know, she's really good. I genuinely think so, too. That, Be Happy, I genuinely think is a good song. She closed with Be Happy, but. So this is an album release.

At album releases that I've been to, I've only been to like two or three, you play the album. Right. You know, then I learned last. And she's singing it. Or you just... You kind of go to a...

You kind of go and it's family and friends. Are you friends with Dixie? She's a client at... Right. Well, I wasn't invited. Oh, well, you were out of town. But I wasn't invited. Dixie didn't know that.

So you're friends with her. That's great. I did say that the invite did say Dixie to Milly would really love you to come. I've met her one time. She really would love if I didn't go. I met her one time and she hugged me and said it's so good to see you again. Oh my god. She's a sweetheart it sounds like. Yeah. I mean she is super nice. So listen to the people that were there. Listen to the normal crowd of influencers. Tannimojo. Matt King and Patricia. I came with Kylie and then okay and then I'm kind of scanning the

room naturally. Oh my gosh. Derek Huff. Okay. Interesting. Yeah. Wouldn't expect it in there. Just unexpected. And then, um, crap. I can't remember her name.

Do you want to give me some parameters? She, Tyler, Tyler, uh. The creator. Oh my gosh. Tyler Oakley? No, no, no, no. Tyler. Who's the really short comedian?

Girl or boy? Boy. Kevin Hart? Kevin Hart. Like discovered her. Oh, I've no idea. Do we know who it is? I'm not going to know who it is.

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Yeah, I mean, it's such a quick story. Okay. I was on a plane from New York to Houston. Uh-huh. And me and my friend just figured out what Photoshop is. And we were editing off, I mean, I don't have a ton of eyebrows, but we were editing off everybody's eyebrows and group photos. And it was making us just like smokers laugh, couldn't breathe.

And I am laughing like with my head down on the tray table. And then I stand up after the flight, after we did that for 45 minutes and go to get my bag. I'm like, oh, Kevin Hart was right in front of me. I was like, can we get a picture? And he was like, no. No, you can't. You and your friends are the most obnoxious people. I've ever been around.

I've ever experienced on a flight ever. No, you can't get a photo. I was like, completely fine. I hear you. Totally good. Yeah. Respect to him for being honest. I probably would have just been like,

yeah, sure, even though I would have been hating you. Yeah. Yeah. So anyways, I was just shocked at the crew. So it was a massive thing. It was like friends and family. So she did her new songs really good. Mm-hmm.

And then she randomly played. before he cheats by Carrie Underwood, which was phenomenal. Did she sing it or just? She sung it. She belted it. And I was like, wow, this is really incredible. That's a hard one to sing. And I was screaming at it too.

But it was really good. And, you know, it was just unexpected. Not that I wasn't expecting she was good, but I was really wowed. Wow. I was really floored by Dixie's pipes. That's awesome. And that's it. That's it for me.

That's all she wrote. That's a wrap? Yep. Okay, I'm trying to think if there was anything else I did this weekend. I was softly canceled. This weekend? Kind of. I get softly canceled a lot.

Do you? Yeah. Oh my God, yeah. You? I think if I understand what you're saying is softly canceled. Yeah. If you guys aren't on social media,

you would not believe the things that people come after you for. For example, posted this video this weekend that was just truly objectively, like, in my brain, just the most, like, non-offensive.

What was a video? It was, there weren't even, I didn't even speak in the video. It was just me walking up a flight of stairs. Oh yeah. And like my parents, it was my grandparents in this case, but I said parents. My parents always leave like a pile of my shit

to bring up to my room and I just like always walk past it pretty consistently. So it was just like text on the screen, just like me walking past the pile of shit. My parents leave them the stairs every single day for me to take up to my room. That was it. Cancelled due to not everyone has a flight of stairs

in their home. So really really touchy. Yeah. So it's just like the the lengths people go through to try to bring you down. Well, there's a certain level of viral you can go before it reaches the dumbest people on the planet. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Yeah. For me, it was the stare community. Yeah. I think that there's like a little commune of people probably led by Jared Lido that are just sitting there on their computers like a factory of trolls. Uh-huh. They're like, what can we, what can we drag Brooke? Totally.

I got, oh, so sorry, what did you get? I got in a lot of trouble because I posted a video of me like throwing out a bag of spinach. Mm-hmm. Oh yeah, that's do it. I was out of town, and it was rank. I think I bought it and it was already pretty much on its way out. Right. You know, yeah, they give you the last day.

It only lasts, especially the like organic kind, because my mom scared me now. She said the leafy greens are one of the dirtiest. You got to eat that in the car right home. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's not my fault. They sell it in the size of a pillow case, too. So it's like, I live by myself.

I'm not going to get through it every week. Right. Also, no, I'm not going to get mad about this. It's okay. You can breathe through this. This is a non-issue. But the compost bin community came for my throat.

And then we were right for the jug. And they wanted to be dead. And they said, you need to be composting that, you piece of shit. Because you threw it the bag of spinach. Because I threw the bag of spinach. Also, who's to say

that you weren't sprinting to the compost bin after you filmed that video? I'm to say. But they weren't to say in that moment because you didn't say yet. You know? Who's to say those were my say. You know?

People can't judge when they don't know the whole story. I guess that's not even the moral. Like don't judge to begin with, but you don't even know that you could have been sprinted to the compost bin and that those were, those maybe weren't my stairs. There was another one that I'm thinking of. I think the worst for me. And this was like looking back, my dad, my fish died,

like my family fish, like a few years ago. And my dad was burying it for a, fish funeral and I posted a picture of my dad texting us like a picture of him burying the fish in the backyard and I got massacred for posting that without like a sensitive content warning because of dead bodies dead bodies dead fish yeah that's really oh my god and I tweeted my tweets that I got absolutely clobbered for the one about p. Davidson oh yeah at the end of the day everything I do comes back to 9-11 because I tweeted, I was watching

Fairly Odd Parents, the children's show, and I tweeted, I bet Pete Davidson has a set of fairly odd parents because he's just like, gets his every wish granted, clearly. And then everyone's responding, how dare you disrespect Pete Davidson's parents like that? His dad died for our country in 9-11. Babe, I was talking about Cosmo and Wanda,

said, you know what, speaking of 9-11, I couldn't help but notice that yesterday while you were sitting on the tarmac for three hours plus. You tweeted, well, no, you posted on your Instagram story. I know I saw the picture of John Malaney and John Malaney's baby. A 911 situation happened. Well, hang on. So from my perspective, I know Brooks sitting on the tarmac in Philly,

about to embark on a cross-country journey on a large plane. And she's posting on her story three separate times, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911. About John Malaney's baby. It was an emergency. Nick Kroll was in the images. I couldn't just help but notice... 9-11, 9-11, 9-11. Right.

That did not cross my mind. You did delete them. Well, because you told me the FBI was looking at my stories. I said it's pretty alarming that that's probably why you were delayed for three hours in the tarmac because they were looking into who his phone wasn't on an airplane mode. I'm very... And it's the girl putting on her Instagram, sorry, 9-11, 9-11, 3 times. It was 911, 911, 9-1.

Emergency. Help me. John Mullaney just posted a picture of his baby with Nick Kroll and him all in one. That's an emergency in my book. it's not 9-11 but I deleted them because for those people that don't know I have a complicated relationship with 9-11 in the sense that when I was little I thought I was responsible for it but I'm just you freaked me out it's my trigger is any 9-11 related I was joking but I was kind of picturing the air marshal which is crazy the air marshal dragging you off by your ponytail you getting you getting put in the bill let me go no it's John Mullaney it's John Malenian it's John I deleted. I kept one up, but I deleted the other two. I got softly canceled. Speaking of fish, because when I got that beta fish when I was in quarantine, oh yeah, you weren't treating it right. The bowl that I put it in wasn't big enough and they were

like, you need X amount of cubic space. Hey, hey, hey, hey, when I picked up this fish, it was in something, it was in basically something like that you take robitussin out of. So cry me a river. It's going to be okay. It did die. But I don't think that it was really good. It had nothing to do with the lack of cubic centimeter. No, no.

And I also don't use the metric system. And then I got canceled, softly canceled, obliterated in my Instagram DMs because I said I miss being an intern. They said, how privileged of you miss being an intern? Shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up. At the end of the day.

I loved being an intern. And I actually had my old bosses, two of them. DM me and say, you were such a good intern. And I've always said, I think I'd be a really good personal assistant because I'm happy to go get coffee and I'm good at it. And I go the extra mile too.

I remember people's orders. I order online so it's already there when I get there, so I'm not sitting there like wasting time. I also pretend I'm not as capable as I am so that I get accolades when I do go above me on. And they're like, wow, you really stepped up this week. I'm like, did I?

I was really good. I was really good. I just remembered. I got you a present. You got me a present? Yes. Oh. Because you got me a present.

My birthday's coming up too. Did you know? In like three months. Yeah. But yeah, I got you a present and it's not here yet, but it will be here probably tomorrow. Oh. But you won't be here and also it's food. Shoot.

So I guess I could freeze it. But it's not going to be as good. Do you want me to just tell you what I got you? Yeah, I guess yeah, yeah. No, I'll be, I'll wait for it to be. Well, no, I feel like there's going to be a lot of people on the edge of their seats right now. I want to, everyone wants to know what it is. Okay, what kind of food do you love?

But you have to think it's like something that we share, like a bond. Think about when we were living together. Do you remember anything from that time? No, I blacked it out. It was dramatic for me. I know. Very beginning.

When we were living together, someone sent us. Allie's banana bread? Yes. Oh, hell yeah. It's so good. Oh, hell yeah. But I don't know what to do with it now. I think that you can put that in the fridge.

It stays good, yeah. In the fridge? In the fridge? You can put it in the fridge. It stays good, I promise. Ali's banana bread. If you guys like banana bread, best freaking banana bread you'll ever have in your life. I gained 15 pounds.

15 pounds from, it was. She sent us a bunch. She's putting something in that that is freaking good. Thank you. This is much you by Ali's banana bread. Well, speaking of food, actually, I have another. Can we have a knife, Wyatt? If there's a knife on deck.

Can you just toss it? Brooke can catch. Yes. You know I play softball. I brought some food. I said someone sent a DM in. Oh, Connor. This one's really, really interesting.

What is that? This is Parmesan. I don't want that. Fresh Parmesan. 9 a.m. Fresh Parmesan for Brooke. Thank you, Luke. I don't.

I really don't know if I could do a Parmesan coffee combination right now. No, no, you're not doing Parmesan coffee. No, but I'm drinking coffee and that's Parmesan. Well, I don't. while I brought a sparkling water, you can wash it down. Drum roll, please. I don't even like Parmesan. I'm not a cheap person. No, no, no, no, no.

I'm not doing that. Brooke. No, I'm not doing that. You don't eat the whole thing you just eat a slice. I'm not doing that. You can and I'll watch you. No, Connor, I'm really feeling so sick. Connor, I don't like bananas or Parmesan. I'm like, I really am hurting my foot down.

You can do it. I'll watch you and I'll cheer you on. that's one I would rather do someone DM me really scary one that I would rather do than that I'm gonna just go no I'm Connor I will really throw up

Brooke it's but let me see It's one thing because I didn't want to do the ice cream thing Scramble eggs and peanut butter I'd rather do I would guess what I'm not doing that Okay but I will do it But I will do it but I will do it if you do this Look at the size of this banana slice

That I went out of my way to go stop and get a freaking banana on the way here. No, you didn't. You ubered here. Oh, God, I forgot. Okay, I had a banana at my house and this is what we're doing. Okay, very lightly. I'm not going to have that. I'm really, I'm really serious. No, Connor, I really don't want that. Brooke, come on. People live for these reactions. You can have my water. No, I really will throw up. You're not going to throw up. Feel my, feel how clammy my hands are right now. They're totally, like the Sahara Desert. They're totally not clammy. Do you know what clammy means? I really, yeah, I know what clammy means. Here, just hold it.

I really am feeling sick. The whole point of this thing is that it's not like... No, but if you had told me about this one, I would have said no. The whole point is that it's like a fun surprise. It won't be fun when I'm throwing up on stage. Yeah, it will. It would be really funny. Looking at that is really making me sick.

I'm going to do it. Okay, you do it. No, no, no, come on do it with me. Take a small bite. Take a little bite. I don't even want that on that. This is fresh parmesanal. You go first, though.

No, it's fun when we do it together. I really, I'm really begging. I really don't think I can. This is such a small amount. It's just a taste thing. I really don't think. There's not even a consistency. I feel like I'm at the doctor getting a shot.

Okay. This is what happens when I get a shot. Do you, like, smack you somewhere? Like your leg or something? No, to be honest. That was so good. Brooke. Really fucking good.

Actually, because you know that if I have something gross, go into my sister. I might have to fissarily gag. You're having a hard time swallowing. No, it's so good. Have another piece. Okay. But you have to eat that one.

If I have another piece, you have to eat that one. Okay, but get a bigger chunk. Don't give me ultimatums when I'm the one eating the Parmesanan with the banana. Like I'll do those guys. Okay, so this is Parmesan cheese banana. Round two. I really, I'm being dead serious. I'm sorry.

I'm not being dramatic. I don't think I can do it. You're not going to notice. I promise you. Okay, it wasn't. here. Here comes the train. I'm going to need you to get that out of my sight.

The banana and the barmajan. Okay, no one actually wrote that one in. I'm just needed to cleaning out my fridge because I'm leaving the town for three days. You're sick. You're twisted. I didn't want to throw away all this fresh barmezan. Okay, I'll move that away.

Hang on. Okay, do you want to start on something else and then I'll be right back? No, I honestly don't. Okay, well, then you're going to have to just. Just suck it up. I'll move this over here. I have like, I'm not, like, I'm like, I'm not a cheese person.

Like, I get disgusted by cheese. I figured you'd get upset by that. Sorry, about Tums. I don't even like Tums. Okay, well, anyways, I hope everyone. That was horrible. I hope everyone else had a really good weekend. It was Juneteenth, Father's Day.

It was a long weekend for a lot of people. I really want to touch on Father's Day because this is the first time I haven't, like, home, but a lot of times my dad uses it as an excuse to do something he wants to do, and I'm going to just keep talking. Brooks kind of having the gag situation I had with the soy sauce and ice cream. And there was one year he was like, we want to go to, we want to go to Yosemite. I'm like, no, we don't. You want to go to Yosemite, but we'll play along. And I told you about this up and down motion that my family goes there on trips, where we fight immediately.

We chill out. We get in a big peak fight. We chill out and then we leave. So, got in the big fight as soon as we got to wherever Yosemite is, I guess it's California. Because, oh, right when we got here, it was about something stupid. And then my dad is like, it's Yosemite. We want to be looking around the whole time. I'm getting a convertible.

I'm going to rent a convertible for us to be in. It is, when we get to Yosemite, it is 40 degrees and raining. and he's like we have to keep the top down I'm like I paid for this convertible we're gonna do it that's when the peak fight started uh huh um

wait when was this a couple I mean I was in high school oh it wasn't this it wasn't this no it wasn't okay basically me and my sister got such a big fight uh in the back seat that she punched me and broke my nose

uh and there was actually a huge a bear and bear cubs on the side of the road and everyone was so invested all the tourists were so invested in my sister breaking my nose, then the bear was over here and we were on the other side of the street, and everyone was looking at us. And that's a story. And then we went home.

We actually called the trip two days early. Wow. You know, it's a broken nose. Not to bring it back to the banana, but I genuinely am feeling like my life is now divided into two parts. My life before I ate the banana and the parmesan and my life, after I ate the banana and the parmesan. That was a defining moment in my life and not one that I can forget

anytime soon, especially during this podcast. It's like still in my teeth You want to swig? I've been swiging I brought a flosser too Did you? That could be good You couldn't ask for a better Postpartum

I couldn't That's you are so, you really have Been so considerate Recently Yeah recently Um Did you have You said you had like a video for me to respond

What is on this? It's been used a couple times It's not like a fresh flosser So horrible day for me. I can't be expected to anticipate every return that we take down this road.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yes, the flosser's been used. I'm still using that. Guess what? Compost bin community that came from my throat. You recycle. I'm reusing this blosser in Brooklyn. Thank you. Thank you, Connor. That is. Are you happy? That is so nice of you. Um.

I don't think my family's ever been on a trip together, which reminded me that when I was home, I think I remembered, you know, we're really good at manifesting things. Oh my God. Like everything we say in one way or another comes into fruition. We're at a point right now where I'm scared to say stuff out loud.

I know. S&L, S&L. S&L. I realized when I was home, I think I manifested my parents' divorce. And let me explain a little bit more what I mean. In seventh grade in math class, I got in a fight with

this boy named Jamal and I chased him around the room with a whiteboard marker and I drew on his shirt. And my math teacher. Seventh grade is like a pretty old age to be doing that. No, it's not. It was 12. Seventh grade is not 12.

I was 12. I was young. I was 14. No, you weren't. Anyways. I was 12. He was really mean to me. So I was chasing him around whatever threw on his shirt.

My math teacher's... You're 18. I'm so sorry. You're 18 when you graduate high school. I know. Were you 18? I was 12 and 7th grade, 13 and... Oh, okay.

Yeah. Sorry, 12 or 13. It's fine. I was 12 years old. So take back what you said. It was completely developmentally appropriate. Yeah. And I'm young.

I'm the youngest in my grade. You're young for your age? I'm young for my grade. Oh. Okay. Anyway, drew on a shirt and then my math teacher said that he was going to call my parents that night. So I'm waiting by the phone for the entire time.

like for the entire day waiting from the call. And he calls and I answer and he says, is this Mrs. Averick? And I said yes. And you do a different voice? No. I like, I don't even, I was just like taught, I don't know how he possibly was fooled. I was in the dumb math class and maybe he wasn't

the brightest bulb in the shed. But he was explaining the story of how he was calling to let my mom know that I was acting up in class via drawing on Jamal's shirt. And I said, have to cut her some slack because me and Brooke's dad are getting divorced.

And then four months later, out of what I thought was nowhere, but now looking back, they weren't sleeping in the same room for like a year. Because my dad said my mom was up working late. She didn't have a job. But the parents got divorced after I

said that. Cool, huh? Yeah, you're like Matilda of your parents getting divorced. Was she the one with magic pad yeah yeah okay have you seen the game that's all over tic-tok and twitter whatever all over social media he or she's a 10 but yeah do you want to play with me yeah let's do it okay i wrote some out for you while i was on the plane basically the concept of the game is it's like uh this person is a 10 but and then something that's probably not as desirable so what number

does that make is it always is it always this person's a 10 but or is it like this person's no i think you could switch it up. This person's a four but rich parents. Yeah, but could elevate. Yeah, that's a good point. Conner. Thank you for bringing that up. Mine are basically all, she's at 10, but, and then something that you probably would not love, and then you have to tell me what number that makes her. All right, hit me. Okay, ready? Plan B is a backup birth control option that's there for you when things don't go according to plan. It specifically works after unprotected sex and before pregnancy occurs by temporarily delaying Nobulation. Plan B is available nationwide at all major retailers and through delivery apps like DoorDash. No ID, prescription, or age requirement. It's the number one OBGYN recommended brand of emergency contraception and it won't impact your future fertility. That's Freedom to Be. Use us directed.

I worked really hard on these while that boy was asleep on his feet were on me. He was kicking. Okay. Okay. She's a 10, but she doesn't drink. Do I give a rating now? Yes. Well, it's hard to say because I know people that don't drink that are still super fun. Okay, she's a 10, she doesn't drink and she doesn't want to go out to the bars with you. It's not going to happen. Like, it's impossible.

Zero? Yeah, I love going to bars. It's my thing that I did. Right. So you would, if she was like, I'm just going to stay home, you have fun, like, have a great time. Oh. But every single time she's staying home. She doesn't enjoy it.

I don't think that that could work in any reality. Wow. So it's just a non. She's a zero and you're. Going to bars are awesome. It's awesome. Yeah. So it's not going to work.

No. Sadly, no. Wow. Got a draw line. But that being said, she doesn't drink, but she'll come out with you and just not drink. Yeah, totally. Yeah. That's fine.

Let's go. Ten, yeah. She's still ten. Okay. Ten. Yeah. I don't care if people don't drink. Ready?

Just don't yuck anyone's thumb. Right. Right. Right. But I'm not even, she's not even yucking your gum. She's just like, I, you have fun. I'm not coming with you. No.

No. Come on. Come on. Then I'd be like. No, no. You have a good time. Come, come. Come. I'm just going to say, you have a good time. You know where my head goes? Where? You're judging?

Shrek. Walk me through that. At the stroke of midnight, are you going to turn into an ogre? And if you're ashamed, don't be. No, we've been together past midnight. I'd be a little, like, really, you can't come? No, I don't want to. I'd rather stay home, but have a good time, honey. What are you going to do while I'm gone? I'm going to watch a movie.

Going to go to bed early. See, no. That all that like That's giving me the banana Parmesan taste in my mouth Really? It could have been the Barmijon Wow

Bonarna John Let's get that Bananaadron No I don't think Benarno John Ben Marneijon I would not wish that on anyone else I thought it was decent

Honestly if you fried them up If you fried the bananas There's no way And then breaded If you fried the bananas Breaded them and then rolled them In Parmesan With

Like saracha Damn I could see that with like a plantain, which is a form of banana. Can you need a plantain. Why? Why? Why? She's a tin, but she's a plantain?

Nope. What's the thing? Why are you plantain chaming? I don't like the look of them. Uh-huh. They're kind of like this. Okay, she's a 10, but her favorite food is a plantain. Got to be worse at being a plantain.

Really? You think? Yeah. Okay, ready for this? This is a good one. Something sketchy about that. She's a 10, but she's a loud chewer. there's no medication that I'm aware of that could fix me and I know that that's a me problem

so I don't know I can't even I don't know do I give a rating now yes like a four yeah whoa whoa I guess yeah yeah can't do it can't do it it it's a visceral thing like it could never enjoy myself okay I'll give you one randomly I'm feeling really good about myself he's a 10 yeah but he the voice of Stitch from Lilo and Stitch Like just birth From birth No you don't know

Yeah like all the time Hey this is my boyfriend Jeff Me I'm up brook Wait what is Not Stitch What is it?

What is it? There's nothing you're doing Wait what's this What is What is the boy That's not Stitch? Wait can you play a little? clip so I can get it because I used to be able to do it.

Jesus. Oh, yeah. Hi, I'm dead in Brooke. My name's Jeff. I love Brooke. Two, two, two. I love the way she. I love the way she chose.

Couldn't, couldn't, couldn't. I love the way she chose. What if this is someone you were in love with, but that was just his voice and that's how he thought. Totally like. Like fully math you about with that voice. People start seeing you post Instagram photos with this student. They were like, Brooke.

pulled a 10 out of 10. And then you post a TikTok and they're like, oh, you're not supposed to mean that I pulled it. Like you just reeled it in. Like you just pulled this like rig of a human. When you pull something, it implies it.

They're like out of your league. I guess it's like a, it's a term that I've been using. Oh, yeah, I know who pulled beans. If you say this dude pulls. If I said Connor really pulled her, that would imply that she's out of your league.

Can we pull up urban dictionary please? And I'm totally serious. Can we pull up urban dictionary? Because I'm, I can't even have the, conversation because it doesn't make sense in this context. What do you mean? If you said, and we've been saying it since like seventh grade, pulled.

Yes. This dude pulls. It means that he... Pulling requires strength and effort, which would imply that that person's out of your league. So pulled in this context is effortless and it's just like... Pulling is always force over matter equals. Can you read that? Okay, this is obviously written from the UK.

With the help of my lucky Y-fronts, I should pull tonight. I don't know what a Y front is. This is so U.K. Word. describe the successful act of attracting the person to such an extent that you would be able to snog or perhaps bone them if you so desired but if they put the word effortless effortlessly pull it's like it's implied it's like an effortless pull you pull somebody it's like a pull implies effort to me say this say uh who's our friend that i don't want to use this word sleighs right

not slays is in the terms of like yas queen but slays pussy right what does that have to do with anything that would be a they pull no i think there's a complete difference between pulling someone you don't use the word in this context so it's not going to make sense let's move on let us know in the comments who you think is right what was the question oh stitch i i couldn't that's going to be for me that i guess that would be my equivalent of a girl who won't go to the The stitch voice? But it's so hard to think like, okay, what if like... You can't look past?

Like, you have... I genuinely don't think so. That's incredible. Could you? Yeah. Really? No. Yeah.

Can you do another one of yours? Yeah. Oh my God. I'd be... I'd love to. I have so many for you. Did you squeeze the can when you drank it? I meant, probably I was going through something.

I was going through something. You squeeze your toothpaste too? Yes. My toothpaste is a horrible crime. Okay. Okay. Okay. She's a tin, but she squeezes her toothpaste instead of using it like an adult.

Let's move on. Head. Still a 10. You know that's my trigger when Connor says to be an adult to me. It pisses me off beyond belief. Okay.

She's a 10, but she doesn't believe dinosaurs existed. I'm a dumbass, so I'd probably be on her side. I could be convinced to do anything. I figured. Okay, she's a 10, but she's 65. But, like, she's so hot.

I can wrap my head around it. Okay, she's still 10. She's a 10, but she has a bad sense of humor. Two. That's a deal breaker for sure. I think I agree. You don't have to be like hilarious, but you got to be able to get the joke. And I think that's a part of, since the humor goes both ways.

She doesn't get the joke. You have to understand. Okay, I have one for you. Right. Okay. Let me pull it up. He's a tin, but he has skin that's the consistency of a cat's tongue. Does it look like it's the consistency of a cat's tongue or just when I touch it?

When you touch it. So it's kind of warm, scratchy, and wet. I think I would, like if he's a 10, then he's 10. 10. Kind of damp all the time. That's fine. I'm fine with that. So, yeah, I'm looking.

As long as it feels, like, if his skin looked like that, I think that would be a little off-putting. But if it just feels like that. Yeah, no, I mean, a cat's tongue doesn't look, ooh, that is prehistoric planet-esque. Yeah. I think I'd be fine. Yeah. It's like it just felt like that. Imagine you never have to brush your hair because he would just, he would just,

Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, that seems fine. Ten. He's still ten. Cool. Wow. That's unexpected. Okay. I have another one. Okay. He's a ten. But anytime he leans a little bit too far this way or this way, that eye pops out. I think you've given this to me before. And so like if you guys are dancing at a wedding or something and Cupid Shuffle comes on and he kind of gets into it, he has to tell everyone. He can just put it back in though? But he's got to find it. It's rolling around and he's chasing it. That's like cute to me. That's endearing. So you're cool with like the beer pong like chasing a ping pong ball.

I'm like, that's not an eke to me. That's sweet. It's like quirky. Like, oh, let's find your eye. I like that. I would actually prefer that than if the eye didn't come out. It's both eyes. It's both eyes?

And every single. Yeah, that's fine. Okay, cool. Yeah. She's a 10, but she's a Disney adult. Who is that? His eyes come out? Pirates of the Caribbean.

Sorry for any of the video. We've now pulled up that one pirate that would always pop his eye out. Oh, I didn't, I don't think I've ever seen parts of the Caribbean. Clean it on his shirt and pop it back in. That's badass for me. Oh, maybe I have because that is sounding familiar. That's pretty cool. I'm still just suffering the repercussions.

Wait, was that your stomach making that noise? Uh-huh. I'm still suffering from the banana parmesan. Bonamazon. Bonamana. Who? She's a, how much she's a Disney adult? Two.

You know? That's freaky. Actually, like, I'm not even worried about pissing off the Disney community. Got to get a grip. Gotta get a grip. That implies like a lot of other stuff. What about like mild? I wouldn't consider myself a Disney adult,

but like I like old Disney movies and I would go to Disney World. Would you get a Disney tattoo? No. Or wear a piece of Disney jewelry. No. Is that what it means to be a Disney adult? I don't know.

I'm kind of just throwing some factors out there and seeing if they stick. But you're saying like that Disney tattoo would be like you're a zero? Like beyond negative into the negative. Into the negative. You know what? Now I'm kind of on your side about the banana virgin. Is it coming up?

I'm kind of smell it on the right side of my chair. Uh-huh. I know. I don't want to talk about it, to be honest. Okay, one. I have two more, but I'll just give you one. All right. She's a 10, but she'll only listen to Glee covers.

Hmm. Forever? Yeah. Like, that will have to be your wedding song. Not listening to the new Drake? No. Not listening to the new Beyonce. It's like, oh, sorry, I have to change this.

A 10. She's a 10. Moved down probably to a six. Okay. Not a deal breaker. No, I don't think Glee is horrible. You didn't imply any other. That's on par with Disney adult Glee freak.

Gleek. No, it's not. Not on par, but it's up there. No, it's not. It's related. They're cousins. No, they're not. Do you want me to ask you?

Yeah. Only listens to hardcore EDM. I hate EDM. I need something with a melody. Scrillis. For example, a Glee cover.

He's at 10, but he only listens to Scrillix. And like that's all I can listen to when I'm with him as well. 7 a.m. He's dropping you off for the podcast. I guess like a nine. Because like if I'm like really in love with them,

I have the thing where it's like if I really like someone. I tend to just like take on their interest as well because I like genuinely am interested in the things that they're interested in so I could see myself like becoming a fan probably I think that's not trying to it's not a great it's not a good quality yeah that's an obsession yeah you think I don't know that it's like I if I like someone it's like I'm genuinely interested in what you like yeah like and how like I wish I had that yeah I'm so I almost get like territorial over territorial over not being interested in what they're interested in Oh, yeah, I know. I get, I get... Well, wouldn't watch curb your enthusiasm if I forced her to when I first met her. And then, anyways, we got, let's like cover some other stuff.

We have so much stuff we've been doing... I know. That was a fun game, though. That was really fun. You guys can email us in any good ones if you want. Yeah. Dearbrook and Connor. Do some good ones.

Do some good ones. Yeah. Is that it? Dear being... Dear Brooke... Wait, what is it? We haven't done, we haven't said that out loud in a long time. Guys, is it Deerbrook and Connor?

Is it DeerBNC? DearBNC at gmail.com Speaking of I want to get to an email. Okay. It's Dear B and C. Thank you.

Dear BNC at gmail.com for their 10 butts. D-E-A-R-B-A-N-D-C at gmail.com. Thank you. Okay, I need to look through kind of our docket for today for a second because I know that we had a lot to to talk about. Cool.

Yeah, we do. Did you see Joe Biden fall off his bike? Yeah. It's not funny. No? No. Don't show it to me, though. Oh, God, we're watching it.

Oh. Oh, we should watch it. Okay, we'll watch it, yeah. Is that in Rojobeth? I love Rojobeth. Where is it? Delaware. It's not funny. It's not funny. I hope he's feeling okay Just like he is so old

How old is he? Let me check I hope to be on a bike That I hope to be on a bike When I'm that age Whether I'm sitting on it Or falling off of it I hope that I can get myself onto a bike

How old is Joe Biden? Seventy-nine He's an old 79 That is an old 79 Why isn't it crazy that when you're old Like you're 79 If you're 79 there are young 79s

And old 79s Like there are 709s it seemed like 90 and there are 79s it seemed like 55. Here's the deal. Neither of my grandparents out of the two that I have are this old and I wouldn't want them deciding where we go to eat. My grandparents. I wouldn't give them, I wouldn't put that decision on their shoulders because I, I wouldn't

want them, I don't want them behind the wheel of a car. Right. Right. Now mine are like, feel so young that it's like I go on a walk with pop up and I'm out of breath and he's telling me to keep going. Do you think he should be deciding the layout of the infrastructure of the United States this week? Yeah, I think my pop-up could be president. I think that that, I thought, yeah, I do.

I get that it's a lot to put on someone. Yeah. But this guy just needs, this guy, we need to, he needs to go home and he needs to watch HDTV and just chill and have his ice cream at home. They did go get him an ice cream after he fell off his bike. Thank God. You know who else? Were there any injury sustained? No, he's totally fine.

He's a king. You know what? One thing I love about him? The thing is when you fall, the only thing that matters, you get back up. One thing I love about him? You know I love ice cream. Yeah.

This motherfucker loves ice cream. Yes. You and Joe are one in the same. One thing that I don't see eye to eye with Joe Biden about waffle cone. I'm a cup guy. I like waffle cones. What would your first act as president be? More holidays.

Which Joe Biden. Oh. Yeah, he is doing that. also think we should have a four-day work week. For sure. Mandatory. I also said that my first act as president would be to outlaw the question in dressing rooms. When you come out of a dressing room and the attendant says, how'd everything work out for

you? I want to outlaw that completely. They should have a, well, this wouldn't work with stealing. Because what do you say? Horrible things, though. They should have a back door where you don't have to walk back through the person. They should have a side exit. We can just leave out of the store.

No, there should be no questions asked policy in the dressing room. You think I want to come out after, by the way, putting on, trying on clothes is the hardest thing to do. Universal. I'm dripping in sweat. I'm about to cry. Sobing, yeah. Yeah. I remember doing that in front of my mom and be like, I do not want to put on another pair of pants.

Gene chopping. Bathing suit. And then lift up my shirt in front of all these people and do a spin. You think I want to do a spin at Old Navy right now? I'm stretched in sweat. It's really, yeah. I'm not going to wear these khakis to school. Devin will beat me up.

You know what? Stuck with me for my entire life. One comment made in the football locker room. You played football? For one year, because all my friends were playing. Were you good? No, I sucked ass, and I couldn't remember any of the plays, so my friend and I would go out.

Like, I'd only go in when he was, and he'd tell me the play as we were running out. But that's beside the point. One comment that was made to me was one time, I was like the first person at my school in junior high to have vans because vans weren't popular in Texas for a long time. Weird fleck? Yeah. Well, no, because I was, you know, I was like splitting my time between California and Texas.

I was the first person in my school to have VAM. Guess what? Yeah, not a weird flex because someone said like nice nurse's shoes in seventh grade when you were drawing on Jamal's shirt. Oh. And I was like, I can never wear these again. And after, you know, you get a new pair of shoes and your mom's like, why aren't you wearing your new shoes? And I was like, I can't wear those ever again. That stuck with me.

It has been like obviously like 10 plus years and I'm still thinking about that comment. Full circle though. Didn't you work at Vans for a bit? Yeah. I interned at Vans and I was such a good intern. And I loved it. I loved every second. I went from intern.

I interned there for three years. Wow. Talk about reclaiming. On the marketing team. And they didn't have a role for me. And I emailed every single person. And then I found someone that went to University of Texas. And I was like, I am at UT.

We had the same major. please let me come in and shadow went in one day to shadow and then emailed him every single day until he was like okay you know what yeah sure you can come in didn't have a role I was there

and they made a role for you I made a role I stayed for three years that's amazing Connor thank you are such a go-getter I really admire I was yeah yeah um okay

what else there's so much but I want to read an email that we got okay um really quick Wick because I am running to the airport as soon as we got to get off the phone here.

We got an email. I just want to shout this person out and naturally I didn't save it. So talk to me while I figure out where it is. I know you see me standing there. Oh, here it is.

Aaron Rankin is from London. Okay. And she sent in to let us know a fun update from episode one or two. that the green M&M is still hot in the UK. No. Thank God. I've always known I wanted to move there.

Yeah. And now it will. Good Lord, and check this out. She sent a photo. Oh. Green M&M. Correct me if I'm wrong, but is she even hotter in the UK than she ever was here?

Or was she wearing those boots, those healed boots in the U.S. She was wearing the healed boots in the U.S. Wow. I mean, she really... Oh, it is just so refreshing to finally see. She's at 10, She's anti-sexy green M&M.

Zero. Zero. I completely agree jail. Yeah. I wanted to... For life. For life. I wanted to show you a video this week and then for Brooks Nuck.

You have Conner's Corner. I have Brooks Nook. But let's save it for next week. Yeah. Cool. Because there's a hot take in there in which I think somebody deserves jail time that we don't really talk about. Let's go. I can't need to see it.

Next week. I have... Tune in to find out who deserves to be sent. Straight to jail for life. Straight to Guantanamo Bay. Yeah. I also have one more from Hannah. Okay, please.

She lives in Western Australia, more specifically southwest, which my understanding is that that's the country. Most weekends, she drives to Perth to visit her partner and hang out in her hometown. A lot of international B&C listener. We have, by the way. Yeah, we had an India. We had a Sri Lanka. We had someone from the Middle East, and we had a bunch of Australia, Canada.

Write us in. If you're from international. I want to see some. I want to see some. Yes, Connor. As I'm itching my belly. I'm trying to see some. Okay.

She maxed out on TMG. And then she came across B&TMAP. She maxed out. She had listened to all of them. In all bold. My life has changed forever. You're kidding? Yeah.

So now driving a... She had to download all them because she doesn't have service on this drive. So at this point, it's been almost a month of listening to your podcast without actually... Never actually seeing your faces. No matter how hard I try to remember, no matter how much I try to find imagery of the spider monkey shirt or really any of Brooks knitting, I always forget.

Then one day, everything changed, italicized. I stumbled across a TikTok video of the iconic big book scene, all bold. I realized something in that moment. I had no idea what either of you really looked like. Wow, I can't imagine that. So this person was podcast first instead of TikTok or whatever. Whoa. This was, I had this concept of in my head and ran with it, like when you read a book.

Yes. What she think we looked like? She sent photos. Yeah. She said, this was the moment I realized I knew nothing. I really wish I could draw better than a five-year-old, but I can't. So I've spent all morning scouring the internet for stock images of what I had pretty much conceptualized based on your voices. Sorry to the audio listeners out there. I'm going to put the photo.

I'll send you guys in photos. And then she, I'm loving Hannah. So this is what she imagined Brooke looking like. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh my God, you pulled it up. Blonde. Whoa.

I mean, thanks. She's a gorgeous woman. I hope you weren't disappointed. Blonde. When you saw the real, me and my spider monkey vest. Aw. You know I was blonde for a little dead serious. Whoa.

I want to see pictures. Yeah, it was not a good look a few years ago. But I'm considering doing it again. You know what sucks? And you know what, Hannah? I just might, thanks to you. Yeah, I want to actually see. I want to see photos.

Okay, I'll show you. So that's Brooke. I totally see it. I could see your voice with this. Wow. Wow. I imagine if you're expecting that and then you see me that must be incredibly charming. Wait till you see where she got me from.

Let me see. Oh. Yeah. I'm so sorry. Who is that? Is that just a Google image? That looks like me. That looks like it.

It's a great view of my jawline there. That is so interesting. Wow. Imagine her disappointment when she saw my eyebrows. I think did she say like how she felt when she saw the real last? she said. She just said, so then here's what I found. Yeah, just letting out the information.

Yeah, so thanks, Hannah. I thought that this was fascinating because I've done this a lot. Uh-huh. The first time I did this, I judge a book by its cover. So when I saw the Hunger Games books in, like, my freshman year in high school, I was like, bow and arrow. Uh-huh. I used to be really good at bow and arrow. I was like, I want to read this book.

Look at these two. Wow. Match, Matt, Hot, Hot, Make a Podcast. Hot and Hot and Hot Make a Podcast. Hot and Hot and Hot and Hot. Rema podcast. Great teeth on both of these people. They really are precious.

So I had done this with Hunger Games. That was the most stark thing. And there was an auto generator that I read the other day that auto generated based on AI what the characters should have looked like. And it's how I pictured them. And then I said it was like Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutchinson, which like didn't match the AI's description of them. I remember when I was,

It goes without saying, like, the biggest Twilight fan in the world still am. But when I was reading them for the first time in sixth or seventh grade, I was not happy with the casting of Edward. And it pains me to admit that. But it just did not match what I was thinking. And I was not into Robert Pattinson. But then I saw the movie and obviously, like, my life changed forever. But I get that feeling of initially just like being completely shocked to your core.

When someone's not what you were expecting. It's a bummer. And then it's like, okay, now this is everybody's version. And I had my version of special. Yes. Yes. Yes. And then when you see the movie first and then you read the book,

you have that person in your head and it's for better or for worse. You know? Like if you see the movie, you have the actor in your head when you're reading the book. Yeah. Yeah. I have to go. I'm so sorry. No, that's fine.

I'll miss you so bad. If anyone has a Love Island hack to see it, to watch it in America, can you please send it to me because our very illegal streaming service just got pulled from the internet. Well, thank you guys for listening. You can email Dear BNC with your she or he or he or. they're 10 but and also Connor wants to know if anybody from overseas is listening so thank you guys thank you guys hope you had fun with us today yeah love you see you next week