Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Tow Up At The Quick Quack Car Wash w/ Channing Glenn & Tristan Watson

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

SUBSCRIBE TO THE BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl   Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OZxwpr MERCH: https://shoptmgstudios.com  This week, Brooke sits down with Channing Glenn and Tristan Watson to talk about how they met, why their uber scores keep dropping, and how drunk Kat was. Plus, they break down the meaning behind their words of the week. Not that y’all care though… Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/  Go to Quince.com/bandc for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Check out https://brooklynbedding.com and use promo code BNC for 30% off sitewide. Go to https://www.squarespace.com/BANDC to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BANDC. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. Chapters: 0:00 Bumper to Bumper on Honeymoon Ave 0:40 Intro 1:00 Nathan Fielder’s Traffic Solution 4:01 Doing Splits and Flips In Ubers 6:27 Tristan and Channing’s Prank Calls  13:07 How Channing & Tristan Met 17:47 Quince 19:01 Brooklyn Bedding 20:21 Kat Was Sooo Drunk 23:14 Translating Channing & Tristan’s Language 34:35 Channing Prank Calls Gabi’s Ex 36:20 Reading More Replies  40:05 Reminiscing on College Bits 42:09 Brooke Is Going Viral On Hinge 44:48 Squarespace  45:49 Brooke’s First Hinge Date!!! 53:45 Ready and Open To Love 1:00:17 Taylor Swift Buys Her Albums  1:03:50 Thank You Channing & Tristan!!! 1:06:06 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feels like every product claims real protein these days. But real doesn't start on a label. It starts at the source. Like Real California Milk from California Farm Families, it's Real Dairy delivering high-quality, complete protein, with all nine essential amino acids to help build muscle, give you energy, and keep you satisfied longer. So keep it real. Look for the seal.

Real California Milk. Girl, winter is so last season. And now spring's got you looking at pictures of tank tops with hungry eyes. Your algorithm is feeding you cutoffs. You're thirsty for the sun on your shoulders. That perfect hang on the patio sundress. Those sandals you can wear all day and all night. And you've had enough of shopping from your couch.

Done hoping it looks anything like the picture when you tear open that envelope? It's time for a little in-person spring treat. It's time for a trip to Ross. Work your magic. there was bumper to bumper on honeymoon A. There was. Just to let you know. Is the traffic always that bad?

Yeah. Sure. Yes. And you'd think like I would be able to factor in like how it's bad each time and leave a little bit earlier. But like no matter when you leave, it just like it caters itself around that the traffic. So that's very sweet. I was very confused this morning when I went from my passport appointment because it's just right beside my office. It took me about 15 minutes to get there.

at like 6A this morning, a.m. Pacific. And then, you know, normally it takes me about 45. Yeah, yeah. It begs the question. It always begs the question. People are doing. First of all, let me just like very quickly just introduce two of my closest friends in the world.

Channing, Glenn, Tristan Watson are here. Hosts of the Not That Y'all Care podcast. Oh, please, Brooke. I mean, you have gotten a million subscribers at this point. You are completely, completely a viral sensation. Is it 10 million? You just had 10 million this morning. It was this morning.

When we woke up, yeah, because last night we were at 9.8. Yeah. And we had the little ticker going, you know, and then so we had a bell. Yeah. Wow, wow. Thank you all for being here even like despite the big, big 10 million. We wanted to sell for here like we always do. Slum it down over here, the Kelly Clarkson.

I agree. Yeah. Oh my God. Thank you for coming. We were just kind of talking about the traffic and everything like that, making small talk. And I was just wondering if you had seen the Nathan for you episode, which I know you have and I know you don't care for him. I care for him, but I only watch that with you. Me as well.

I haven't seen it yet, but I see that you're passionate about it. I am passionate about it. And I was thinking maybe we could all sit down together and watch it. I'd like to do that one time. And he has this idea that really, truly would fix the traffic problem if you have somewhere to be. There are you, let's say you're in bumper to bumper. Okay. Picture this.

Picture this. You're in bumper to bumper. a young man and woman on a motorcycle come up next to you. Okay. One says, hey, hop on the back of my motorcycle. And the other says, I'll take your car to your destination. So you are weaving through the cars on the motorcycle, holding on to the young man in front. And the young woman is taking your car to the location.

First of all, I love what you said about just holding on to the young man. That really sounds very, very nice. By young man, the prototype of this specific business idea was like a much old. older biker. That's fine. Like a like bikeer gang. I don't know if that's like the appropriate way to refer to him. But like a member of a biker gang, if you will.

But you'd be holding on to him. The young woman also in a biker gang, I think, is taking your car. Just so you get their own time. You are weaving through traffic. Okay. On the motorcycle. Okay. And randomly like when Nathan tried this idea out,

no one wanted to get out of their car on the 405. hop on the back of the motorcycle and give their car to someone else. I'd be totally fine to it. It's like if you like if the service was trusted like went through some sort of checks and balances and I know Uber's not like a great example to use as like some of those people cannot be trusted. Right. But if it was something like that, like I would I would be really, it's like valet.

An application of sorts. Yeah. Yeah. We let people in our cars at random times. Right. Lord only knows what they've seen in my vehicle. Right. Said anything. I'm sure they've sent.

If I was a valet, I. would have to be a little bit nosy and kind of go through the glove department compartment as well also yeah it's a department any weirder than uber which like sometimes i'm in the back of an uber when you're by yourself and i'm like this is weird right like i don't know this person at all i'm in their car that's very intimate yeah what do y'all's thoughts on people like speaking with you in ubers i do the quiet option mostly but then i end up i just start talking to them because i feel horrible oh i don't i don't speak speak now it depends on my state of mind you do flips in some ubers, don't you?

I have done a split vertically in one Uber before. Randomly after a night out my Uber rating had skyrocket plummeted down. You know, you can see how many one-star ratings you have.

I have checked into that. Can you see like, did they leave comments or no? I don't know, do they? They're not able to leave comments to my knowledge. I pray to God I wouldn't even want to see that. But we have had some instances

of some flippage, not of the vehicle, just of the participants inside that. Some people might have been doing flips and shit like that. So if it's like a morning ride, no, I don't want to speak to you. If it's after, you know, a Pacific time, I might be doing a flip for flips. I might be Simone Biles.

I will say like if the Uber drivers that are like good sports about like when some people might want to like be a little bit more active. Right. They have a good time with those people. They really do. It's those that are not in the mood. Rating ratings are going to start to plummet. Plum it down. Thankfully we've gotten lucky.

I think that guy was a good sport. Because also when I did the kick split, I was wearing like clogs. Might have tapped his head. Grace. It grew on the floor floor. It grays his head. What did they say so? Might have tapped his head.

Might have tapped him. Might have tapped him. But yeah, he didn't, he wasn't like, get out of the car. He was just like, oh, like that's different. Yeah, very unique. Hey, whatever. Yeah. Yeah.

So I feel bad about that, Trish. I'm sorry. You are right. It was your account. God, yes. Yeah. I will say, I think I probably have. There have been a few times that my reading has plummeted.

Not because of me. I don't want to say names. I'm certain. And I don't, I actually, Chan, I don't think it was you. Who was it, Trish? I don't know. It's hard to say names. It's hard to say names, but it's not me.

But it's not you. I don't know. It might run with Christian. It might run with Clifton. Clifton Marie. What did he? I don't remember. I just remember like, it's tough like when you have not been drinking.

and someone has been drinking. It's never the case with me and you. But it's just hard to know like what's happening, you know. Yeah, that's hard in general, but definitely also in Uber. Yeah. Very, very cool, though. It's very, very great. Okay, so y'all are like big time podcast hosts now.

Oh, please. What episode are you on? We just did episode nine yesterday. So episode nine's coming out this week. I think, I mean, we, okay, so on our show, we do prank calls. I know she hasn't cared to watch. Or listen. I have not tuned in.

Do you know, I research all of the press call. No, I know your support is unwavering in anything in the world. They are hysterical. So do you want to know something horrible that happened yesterday? So like a lot of people don't realize this. And then we've talked about it on our show a good bit,

but we both have full time complete and utter jobs as well. Which like love to death. We both love what we do. However, that also kind of sometimes means that we, and by sometimes I mean every, every single time, we have to record kind of in those later hours. Yes. So our prank calls.

are mainly submitted by people. Can I just say like your work, work ethic is so like out of this world to me. You have 18 jobs. Your hours are 7 a.m. to 12 p.m. And like I can't 12 a.m. Yeah. That's exactly what I had been.

I do about three hours a day. I do the podcast and I can't like do anything after that. But you're doing podcasts and 18 full time jobs on the side. So I just really like just wow. And the fact that you're doing this as well, just wow. Anyway, sorry to interrupt. Just wanted to like... No.

No, we appreciate it, bro. But anywho, we tried to do the podcast or tried to do the prank calls last night. We called about eight people, none of which answered. We literally did eight in a row. Like, the people have been submitting, like, their friends and stuff for us to call. And last night, I was like, okay, we started at 8.30 p.m. filming. So I was like, let's start with the prank calls because a lot of people are on Eastern time. So I was like, that's really late for them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We need to start finding people that are like... You're just thinking of them. I was. I was trying to be considered. or guess how many people answered out of seven zero so what did you do we started getting really pissed okay we got really freaking pissed you have to be kind of in the right mindset to do the prank calls we're like okay let's try this one yeah yeah yeah yeah we called each of the seven people

three to four times texting a couple of them that's a minute like call my we have our listeners like we're addicted to them they literally send over from every aspect of the world like the world that literally i mean it is cool to see like i never would believe that like our very, very fat redneck asses would be able to kind of produce a world in which we have like, you know, people from like, yeah, Italy, Dubai, etc. Your community is so. They really get it. They get it and I want to get to that.

But also, certainly going back to the prank call really quickly, what are your, for those people that don't know, what are your go-to, like, subjects? Okay. So obviously the number one go-to is something that I've done for many, many moons. but it's just calling a person and saying like, hey, I just wanted to let you know you hit my car. And I found this note on my car, had your name, your number, your insurance information on it. Like, what are we going to do about this? And it's helpful to know the backstory on the person.

So you have to know, like, their name, their number, what kind of car they drive. Make and model. Okay, I'm not good with making models, but you do have to know the making model. Color too. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely.

We like to call somebody that we kind of know the background on. they can't be like, no, that's not me. It's like, I stated your car, your license plate, your insurance, your address. Social. Like, this is real. So, yeah, we like to say you hit my car at a, like, specific location. It's been completely freaking totaled. What are we going to do?

What are we going to do about it? Emblem had flown off into the specific ocean. Where did the emblem flying off into the specific come from originally? That's when we were staying at Connor's house, actually, when you were dog sitting max. Speaking of, Connor cannot be here today. Hi, Connor. By the way, Connor cannot be here. here today.

He completely couldn't fucking make it. Love him to death. Could not be here today. Searching for his emblem in the specific. He probably is. Yeah. Yeah, we were dog city. I was dog sitting.

I was dog sitting. invited about 18 people over. Thanks, Connor. Appreciate it. Connor just is getting Snapchats from like all of us at his house. He's like, why possibly are y'all there? One by one, people just started coming over. I mean, he lived near the beach.

I mean, come on. You can't find me. Come on. What's the exact thing. I agree. I mean, and we wanted some wine and he lived near the beach. Yeah. The weather was so nice out.

really like he's like very sweet and that like he loves when people are like out of him yeah he really didn't mind he likes to feel like camaraderie even if he's not there but he's not there we had a camaraderie there was a point of like three months where we were just like I think we were there more than Connor and we uh I spent a lot of time there

because of Channing dog sitting Max and I loved getting to know Max a little bit more I bet you miss him I really do he is so sweet like an angel anyway so we were over there we had indulged in a little bit of complete wine yeah mixed mottails different stuff like that and so we were like let's start doing some prank calls um and i've always done the like car one for some reason i don't really know why but like you hit my car it's just kind of a believable one but it's an easy target yeah yeah so i can't get comfortable with my shirt i'm so sorry what's wrong

anything we can do i like visually okay okay great you look great go ahead it felt great i'm sorry miss thank you sweetie so we just started getting more more elaborate with the different calls so we started saying like my emblem flew off of the car. And then we always called the Pacific Ocean the specific ocean, because we like to intertwine those two words collaboratively also as well too. And so I do that on here and people think I'm like very serious. You are. Yeah.

I mean, obviously I am very serious, but like we all do like aren't quite like mistaken. Following. Right. But yeah, all of the like language that I use on here that you're like that feels a little off kilter is coming from you too. Yeah. So. Right.

We'd kind of like to mix and match. Yeah, mixed a match. Yeah. Sorry, emblem flew off. Emblem flew off. I mean, I don't know. We just started getting more and more elaborate, started exaggerating even more. And I just liked the sound of that.

Your emblem flew off towards the specific. I like the way it rolls off the tongue. Complete tongue. I agree. So no one else would think to describe that situation in that way. Right. You know, which I really appreciate that you two are able to do. We were talking last night about, because we were talking about watching overcompensating

and how so much related to like college experience and whatnot, like re being LGBT adjacent, et cetera. You were a little bit serious on the podcast last night because no one was answering. More serious than we're comfortable with it. And you're not comfortable with it. So we got very uncomfortable with the fact that no one was answering calls. So what do we do next?

Heart, heart. We did a TED talk. But we were, it is funny like how we've evolved like I feel like this language and now so many people are adapting to it because like in college people are like, you are like bat shit. Yeah.

Like insane. Like you need to be sent. If you couldn't find anyone in college that felt like they were part of that community. Definitely. Like our friends like tolerated it, but they didn't like jump, like swan dive in the way that we did. Wow. Like obviously thank God we were able to connect. Yeah.

Thank God. And yeah, tell us a little bit about like how y'all connected in the first place. I know that's not something you want to hear about, Brooke. It's not. I know you don't want to talk about today. I do not care for it. Very cool. Some people might.

No, she don't care about it. Some people might. I know no one cares. I don't know. She doesn't care. too. Anyway. Well, we can move on to the next question, I think.

Would that mean? Nothing about us. When did you meet? Channing and I... You grew up together, but did not know each other. Grew up together in the land of Montgomery, AL, Alabama, of course. Not saying.

And then we went to college at Auburn, U. And... We went to different high school, so we weren't really friends, like, growing up K through 12 right now. And then we connected in college a bit. First day of college, we met. And Channey. did not want anything to do with me.

And then from that point, I made it up to a point that I was, we were going to be friends. And so then we, why didn't you want anything to do with him? That's not true. It's an elaborated story. And he'd love to tell this story and like kind of twist it. Uh-huh. So I love lying.

I love lying and exaggerating. Yeah. Okay. So it was like moving day. I have told the story so many times. Like I know, I know y'all don't want to hear it actually. But anyway, it was moving day. So I was with my mom.

You know, the thing about me is like I have to be in the right mood to be able to socialize with somebody. Like, usually I'm very outgoing, et cetera, but that day I was like literally moving all of my stuff and I didn't want to like go meet like people I don't know. You know like an acquaintance that you kind of know. Yes, that's worse than a stranger.

Exactly. So I didn't want to make eye contact etc. Because we were just like in the middle of moving. So I literally like look up. I saw him from afar. I jumped to my mom's car and I was like that's that Tristan guy from Montgomery. You're like go, go, go. Drive, go, go, go. Drive, go. Okay. Literally hurry.

Tia, get your foot. Put on the Teguan and go. Right. So that was just because I wasn't in the mood, okay? That's okay. A couple weeks later. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. Flash forward. Are you following? I am. Okay. Any questions so far? No questions right now. Very cool.

Totally agree. Okay. I'll let you take it to the next face. Very unique. Okay. Totally agree. We then... I'm like scared for the people who like this is their first exposure.

Well, yes. It's definitely... I was looking at another podcast and you know they have like chapters and theirs are like just they're a little bit. longer. Ours are about like this. Like chapter one, very cool.

Chapter two, very unique. Chapter three, very intricate. An intro, awesome. A very unique experience. Chapter five,

nice. So we can't even break it into chapters. There's like 18 chapters within five minutes. Anyway, keep going. We then were flash forwarding

into one of our first date parties, one of Channings. It was with like three different sororities. I had seen Channing from across the way. I'm sure I'd had a couple mock tales. I'm in college. Sue me.

I wanted to have. fun. I never get to like, you know, let loose. No, you never like, have a mocktail. God forbid. And so I'd done that and I just went up to Janney and I said like, are you not going to say hey to me? Like, hey, we're back from Montgomery. And then, you know, that was what, 10 year? 10, 11, 12, 12, 13 years ago? It was like 11 years ago. Like 11 years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was scared

that that's 11 years ago. Very cool though. Yeah. But we are still 21 and 22. Yeah. So. Yeah. So we kind of out that night and then I saw him at the library. We hooked up that night and then... Baby, baby, baby, baby, stop, baby, baby, stop. A few weeks later, a couple eight, you're safe. Chapter eight, you're so safe. Baby, you're so safe.

Chapter nine, your emblem flew off. Very scared. Then I saw him at the library a few weeks later. I was kind of trying to study and he comes up like, hey, you're like screaming at the library, believe it or not. We did like third floor social part of the library as to not bother others. That was just where everyone went to have a fun time. So I could say I was at the library.

I was just having a great time. Right. You were at the library. He was. Studying or anything. You were at the library. No, and I'd be there for hours upon end. Just like bouncing around all the different tables.

Oh my God. So yeah, he came up and made like a group message with me and some of our friends. I'm sure you did. And he still does that today. The amount of group messages that are made with a different name every single time. I mean, he makes some. God bless it, Trish. I've been loving adding Kat to some random ones where she's not privy to what's going on at all.

And so she's very concerned. views of when she gets added into a chat called like revolving door. Right. Shy's girls. Shies girls. Of course. Tiguang girls. Tiguang girls.

She's been in. There's so many. Study and play. Come together on a Windows 11 PC. And for a limited time, college students get the best of both worlds. Get the unreal college deal. Everything you need to study and play with select Windows 11 PCs. Eligible students get a year of Microsoft 365 premium and a year of Xbox.

premium and a year of Xbox GamePass Ultimate with a custom color Xbox wireless controller. Learn more at Windows.com slash student offer. While supplies last ends June 30th, terms at AKA.m.m.m.m.m. This episode is brought to you by Prime. Obsession is in session. And this summer, Prime Originals have everything you want. Steamy romances, irresistible love stories, and the book to screen favorites you've already read twice. Off campus, L. every year after, the love hypothesis,

Sterling Point, and more. Slow burns, second chances, chemistry you can feel through the screen. Your next obsession is waiting. Watch only on Prime. Pat is often the, like, subject of some of your... She has... Why do you think that is?

She's so drunk. Because she was so drunk. I mean, I don't know what else to say other than the fact that she was so blackout. That's another bit, by the way, for those of you don't know. I don't know when it's start. I mean this entire podcast if you've never like talked with us is going to be a foreign language. I'm trying to translate. I apologize. I'm trying to translate. The text that you said the other day, it was someone in our Facebook group that was like. Well, I have screenshots of so many of your posts and your Facebook group that I would like you to translate. Okay. But one of the bits that they've been doing is just like, oh, Kat, she was so so drunk. I mean, it was so disgusting. It was so disgusting. And the thing about Kat is that she's never like, actually that's floppy.

which is why it's funny. I think she'll have like two beers. Yeah, she's never like, we've had like, she like maybe can get tipsy, but like these two are like, I mean, Kat was so falling on the floor. It was so embarrassing. For her.

For her. I totally agree. I really wonder if she remembered what she did last night. I strongly doubt it. I like the cadence of that bit. Like I've been applying that to other things. Like, I was so tired. Like, you know.

So, so drunk. I was so sick. I couldn't keep anything down. It's a pretty rhythm. It's a good rhythm. Yeah. I do like that. It's a good pace or change of pace for us.

We started saying that because Kat was supposed to come on our podcast. And what had happened was, you know, we typically start preparing about 15 minutes after we were supposed to start recording. We didn't really have the tech set up, which is very random because we're always, I'm always really good with tech and stuff like that. So she came in all of our mic cords. We had three of them were completely tangled up into a complete web. And then we couldn't. It was almost a spider web. It was literally a spider web.

She was like, let's get some white wine to. record and we were like whoa because y'all have no because we don't drink me out we did make her come over like a Friday night or something she's like let's get some point wait what I didn't even realize you could order alcohol and like postmate or anything like that I was

shocked so bad so yeah I didn't know there were rules drinking wine um while we started that night yeah wow okay because as you know it ended up yes I got a little bit drunk a little bit a very very light buzz coursing through your

almost faded off real quick it was just real life after we made Cat drive to our house made her sit there for two hours and attempt to record the recording never happened she then had to drive my very badass home thank you so much we also had to take Kat to Target as well

to try to get tech equipment did it help no no but she got drunk so drunk so drunk oh poor girl I know yeah I really I really care for the girl I really love her do you I do I really do Sober. Say that much.

She turns into a different person. So, yeah, y'all have your complete own language and you have a Facebook group for your podcast. Oh, God, yeah. In which people post things in your language, which I am not kidding. Like, I am around you, like, at least four times a week. I do not understand most of what they are saying. It's like you need a Merriam-Webster. Is that what it's called dictionary for what?

Like glossary. Yeah. So do you mind if I read a few to you and you guys can translate? I would love to. What are what these people are trying to say and, you know, what they might mean? Yeah. They really are taking it just like completely. We gave them an inch.

They took a half marathon. Yep. Okay. Chaz posted and said, I know y'all, by the way, every single one of you start with, I know y'all don't give a. In different forms. You don't give a damn. No, y'all don't care at all.

I know y'all do not give a damn about my life. And also, just flagging that most. Most of these words, there are stars like in the vowels, like they're censored. I know y'all do not give a damn about my life, but at work today, the gym toilets for total were blown to hell and back. Maintenance had to come and it was a complete and utter crapshoot. It literally came up through the drain on the floor. You could see sharks and minnows. No one was safe and we went through all the puppy pee pads.

Do you want to take it sentence by sentence? Yeah, sure. Go ahead. Okay. I know y'all don't give a damn about my life. at work, but today the gym toilets for total we're blown to hell and back. I mean, starting off the podcast, no one listens to it.

No one cares for. No one wanted, yeah, no one wants to hear us speak, um, into a microphone especially. So, yep. Very, very, badasses. Okay, next. Okay, the gym toilets being blown to hell and back. I mean, is there something specific about a gym toilet or? I think she works. I really did blow up the gym. I think that part must be true because we haven't spoken on gym toilets. Although I have

blown up alternate location toilets before. I would almost say to hell and bet. 100%. Ellen Handbasket too. Very cool. Awesome. So maintenance had to come and it was a complete nutter crapshoot. So crapshoot, I mean, goes from a couple of different alternate. So we have word of the week as well.

So that's where a lot of the language kind of comes in and through. Crap shoot, wait, remind me where, well, shit show kind of went into crapshoot. The origin, the Latin root was shit show. I think so. Latin origin is shit show. Yeah. And then went into complete and utter shit show. It's a complete and utter joke, which then became a complete, or,

became crapshoot, which became... Who did say crapshoot for the first time? Because I'm having a hard time remembering that. I don't actually remember who said crapshoot for the very first time. You don't? No. Probably like someone at a Vegas like casino table. I would imagine. I feel like we heard it on like a show.

Something. Yeah. I think someone said it like being serious. Yeah. Like someone that we aren't as good of friends with them. I don't know. Was it Frankie? I don't know why I feel like it was. Maybe it was. I don't know. It must have been cat when she was out or something. Very cool. It doesn't matter. But that's how crapshoot came to be. Is through shit. Okay, it was a clean under crap sheet.

That makes sense. It literally came up through the drain on the floor. Is that? That must be true. That must be true. That's something to happen. Yeah, we haven't said that. Okay.

You could see sharks and minnows. That was from a prank call that we did. The sharks and minnow portion. So we called this girl submitted her boyfriend who is a complete plumber. He's a plumber right now. And she said, please call him like late at night and say this emergency like you need to come over. and so one thing about the prank calls, you know, Tristan likes to go into his Zach voice,

which is a straight voice. Do you want to demo that really quick? Demo it for us and then go into like the anti-zac. Hey guys, what's up? How we doing? Tristan here. Hope you guys are having a freaking amazing day, dude. Like, holy shit.

This is awesome. I love boobs and stuff like that. Yeah. Hi. How are we? So those are two. That's Trish and Zach. Yeah.

I need to be locked away. He co-switches in between the two of those for some of the prank calls. Yeah. So he called this guy that was a plumber. that was like, hey man, like my wife just like freaking blew up the toilet or something like that. And then we said like we have used every single puppy

peat in the house. Oh, because that came from Patrick saying that he had a dream that I came into his room at night and used his puppy peepat. Yes, I remember that. So that was pretty. We had to incorporate that of course. Where did the Sharks and Minas? We said

it's like Noah's freaking arc in here. Okay. Because there was just like, and you're familiar with Noah's Ark? Yes. And there were sharks and is on the ark. Well. A couple. In a way. Amongst others.

We were just trying to like exhibit the fact that there's like almost like creatures in here like because it's just that's too much has exploded. This is so fucking stupid when we explain it. It's not and it's helpful to hear all the. Gather. Yeah. You ready for the next one? 100%.

This is from Monica. I know y'all do not give a single damn. But I'm completely toe up for the second night in a row because CatW of course convinced me. Do not think I'll be making spaghetti lane server orientation tomorrow as I won't even be making it on over to honeymoon app tonight due to

incapacitation. Best wishes and just know that baby, I'm safe. That is true. That's true. Right off the back. That's such a good point. We know a few already. We've unpacked a few.

We know what you don't give a single damn. Toe up. I don't know if people know. Toe up. We love. So that's just another word for it. So torn up. It was tore up.

Yeah, tore up. I didn't even know that. Yeah. Yeah. It's just, like, I feel like a lot of my, like, that's a very southern, like, thing to say when you're drunk. Yeah. Like, not by us, but like, by maybe.

Older adults. Older adults who may have been, like, growing out of the fraternity phase. Man, I got, like, tore up last night at the party. Damn, you were tore up last night. Yeah. One time he, like, called my mom when he was, like, hung over and she was like, Trish, did you, like, have fun last night? And he was like, T'a, I got tore up last night.

So then we just kind of changed it. Okay. Okay. And then people thought it was like toes up Like your actual toes not right now It's just like a tow truck To trot TOWD Because you need a tow truck Onica did say T OE

There's been some confusion There's been a lot of confusion Okay let's clear this up right now Clear it up right now We've kind of taken on toe up Because I think there's something really poetic About like having toe up I did always think it was toes up

But now I'm liking the image of actually Neat to be towed away by the tow truck Exactly I think we prefer the TOWW you just for future. Yeah, just for future preference. We're open to Dewee. Right. Yeah.

It's intertwined. Okay. So that I get, Katw. Convince me that I get. Do not think I'll be making spaghetti lane server orientation tomorrow. Yeah. That's fine. Have you been to spaghetti lane or not really at this time?

It's a beautiful place this time of year. You've been to. Adagianas, though, correct? Adagianas I have been to. Which location? You've been to a couple. I've been by the border. I've been.

You have been by the border? I have been to the audacianas by the border. and I have been to the ocean front. I don't remember seeing her there. You weren't not there. I remember clearing her for the border location. Was she at the pop-up event though that we did? At the border?

No, because we weren't there. Did you get? Do you have reservation or something? Did you know somebody? Was I there? No, Trish, I have been to Adagianas without you and before you. There's really not a shit.

There's no way. There's no shot. Okay. This is a restaurant that they made up. No. No. No. No, it's not.

The very real establishment. She's so, so stupid. She's so drunk. Is Spaghetti Lane, like, similar? Spaghetti Lane was from a prank call. Someone said, like, call our friend who works at Spaghetti Lane. And I loved the name Spaghetti Lane. Yeah.

So I was like, yeah. So that's a real place. That's a real place. And we were trying to poach her for our restaurant, Adagianas. Wow. So. I got it. It's a really powerful thing.

We were offering to double, if not triple her salary. If she poached over to. Which location of Adagianas. where you're trying. The lighthouse. I've not been to the lighthouse. This is up in the northeast. I think you would love,

I know you said you've been to the other ones, which I still don't believe, but I think you like, what house? What are all the storefronts that you have now? You've lighthouse by the border, ocean front. Yep.

Exactly. You want to name a couple more? Oh, wait, what were we going to go by the, wait, what was the last thing we were talking? The border? No, not the location. The lighthouse. No.

Oh, spaghetti lane, poaching her for Adagiana's. double triple her salary. I really love the part and I think it might come in later that as we do these prank calls at about 11 o'clock at night we do make sure that they know

that they are going to have to start tomorrow. Yeah. Like an immediate or two to three hours. We called someone at 930 and she was like what time no need to be there? No, 929. I said it's starting at 9.30. Wait, and she really was about to like take the job?

Yeah. Well this was for like someone that was I think at someone in Nail School and we said like you need to be on a Zoom orientation in one minute. you'd be on one minute and you need to pay all your feet right now. Do you ever feel bad when you're doing it? I felt bad for one girl. Who did I feel bad for?

Oh, this girl last week that like truly believed but she was not laughing. It was someone from like a dental school and Tristan was being pretty stern which I'm still learning how to be stern. But you were being stern with this girl and said like you fucked up all my teeth like I'm so screwed like I have a job interview.

She's like I'm so sorry what was your name. I don't see you in the system. Like she wasn't laughing. Oh, that's really funny. so I had to tell her that that one was a joke because I actually felt bad. And what was her reaction? Oh my God.

You all gave me like a hard time. Oh my goodness gracious. Oh my goodness gracious. I'm bad. I'm glad that she recovered. Yeah, that would be really hard. That's why I don't think I could ever do them. I think you could.

I don't know. I really, you know, like, I can't. I think you. I get to try. I get too. You don't know until you. I almost can't even. I almost have to plug my ears when y'all are doing them sometimes.

That's what Carter Brown says as well. He can't like do the. I think he might try to, but I always send him prank calls or pranks or something. He's like, I can't watch that because it gives me so much. It depends who they are. Right. And how they're accepting it. Like, they're like the ones that you did, like Channing did a few for Gabby, my sister's, like ex, like boyfriends or crushes or whatever.

Those cracked me. Right. Because they deserve it. Yeah. But like this young woman, my ears would be plugged up. Right. Yeah. But it is freaking hysterical.

We told her at least. Yeah. That's good. She's safe. And honeymoon have. that's the Ariana Grande. I feel like my heart beats

stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. I went through a very big phase on Instagram where that was the only thing I talked about. I remember that. This is similar to the last one.

This is honestly this one that people will be able to understand now that we've unpacked. Okay, great. Hey, y'all, can anybody pick me up? My first shift at Spaghetti Lane is tonight.

I have an impromptu first shift orientation training opening day meeting at Adagianas in about three minutes and I mean CEO Danielle is just blowing my literal ass up right now I would hate to miss this opportunity. Thanks so much.

Yeah. Do you know Danielle. That's me when I do the print calls. I thought it was Danieli. She's driving her Danieli. Danieli. It could be Daniela, depending on how much liquor. Also, I think I made up Daniel when I was calling Gabby's boy because I was trying to say

Danial. Daniali. How do you say it? Danali. I don't even know what you were saying. It's like a DMC Denali. Oh, I didn't even know what that. I thought you were just literally saying words.

I combined that with Danielle and changed it into Danielleie. Channing posted the prank call that she did for my sisters. Like, I don't even know what it's hookup. I don't know. And he saw it. And he really cared. He thought it was funny, which like I like that for him. I'm going to play it because it cracks my ass up.

Wait, did you post it or did Gabby? I did. I think on the TikTok app. on the TikTok app? Here it is. Okay, this is a prank call. And this was after, y'all know that we had gone to

Indiana and the frat. So you had had just a cocktail or two. Just a couple. Yeah. Hello. Is this Lucas? Yes, what's up? Can I touch you for a second?

Yeah, who is this? Hi. This is Danielle. So, I'm going to be so honest, I saw a note on my car that you had hit my car outside of the cane. on the Kingston

with, is it like a GMC Deni Diwali? Deniali had Lepa Denny and my Render brother, and I'm not comfortable with that because you had driven away. I guess it was like what

a Denali? I don't know. Is your name Lucas? I because it said signed Lucas. Can I be honest? What? It was your name and number. Okay. And your insurance information. And I just want to make sure that it was always okay.

Like, we would be able to cover it, maybe. I mean, the guy barely said two words. We're freaking love it. No, we didn't hang up. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's stuck it through. I agree.

There's a great guy. There's one that I want to do like very rapid fire. If that's okay, if you'll have me. Please. But it's the one. No, God. I mean, maybe. But there's one from one of our listeners.

Myla. She said, will someone take my shift tonight, 7.30 to close at Spaghetti Lane, Fontana location. I saw the Fontana location. all the Fontana location. Thanks in advance. And the comments were cracking my very fast. Oh, yeah.

Read the comment. And where is the Fontana location, by the way? Where did that? It's a lot newer. It's a lot newer. It's newer. It's more comfortable with. It's newer.

It's still in development. So we'll be back to you with. Yeah. We're in beta testing. It's a very small ghost kitchen. Actually, believe it or not. In a way. I would tonight, but I'm being a complete,

these are all comments or replies from the listeners. I would send. but I'm being a complete and utter fairy. I would, but I've just been completely poached by Adagianas. Ugh, I wish I could, but you know Cat got me toe up tonight. Scratch that, I'm in bumper-to-bumper traffic on Honeymoon Avenue. Sorry, I'm so, so drunk with Kat right now. Otherwise, I would.

I would, babe, but my Tiguang got absolutely pounded in the quick quack car wash. I mean, it really, girl, I'm working at doubles, double at Adagianus tonight. If I wasn't, you, if I wasn't, you know, my very big fat ass would love to for you. What's fairy slash quick quack? She was a fairy. A couple weeks ago

Tristan wouldn't stop saying I know but like what's the why? So he made that his word of the week like she was a fairy and then people just kind of put that into like if you're drunk and well then you were a fairy.

You were a fairy. So Kat was so drunk she was being such a fairy. She was such a fairy. Well she, I don't know about her but you know she could have been. She could.

Okay. And then one last one. I really would honey but my transfer from a doggiana's Las Vegas just finalized and I've got about about 15 minutes to get completely across country before they start deducting thousands for my very fat ass. Do you realize, like, I would not consider this English.

And so the fact that you have mobilized an entire language in how many episodes? Nine. Eight. Eight. Eight. Eight that are out. It feels special. It's pretty big. Like, y'all should be, like, very proud of yourself. We're very excited about it because we were saying on our episode last night that, well, and we just kind of mentioned it, but people have never really understood us completely. And it's almost like we've built a community that not only gets it, but it's like an improv class for them as well. That's our family right there.

And they, I bet they have found as much like reassurance and like family in you as you have with them, which is very special. You're creating a community of people that, you know, language is one of the things that unites people and you've really made a community for people. Burke all like sob. No, it's very true. Like you should be really, really proud and like excited. It's so sweet. It's very sweet. It's really cool.

warming to get to see and I just hope everyone like really enjoys getting to be a part of it me too and just like the excitement that we also get from it is like really insane and like it was one thing with all of our friends in LA because we have a very special bond of people that all get it and that was kind of like you know we've always had like good friends like throughout but I feel like here it's been such a fun time to get like for people to like expand that language yeah and it's just like but it's always been special with us and it's just cool you know everybody's kind of getting on board. now and we really love that and even like there are times where like brittany well on her podcast talk like you guys and then it really spreads like wildfire and it's just like wow like y'all have no idea that that came out of like tristan and channing just like being tow up one night and rambling and now it's like true like in the vernacular of just like everyone on social media it's a lifestyle it's a lifestyle it's like joggers it's more long it's more joggers yeah summer more joggers did you have any i know you said that like people in college, like, didn't necessarily always get on board with, you know, this type of, yeah, these type of bits and stuff like that. What, um, were there any bits that you remember

in college that you used to use a lot that just kind of never stuck? Or like you guys were really, like, kept going with and it just never. It's been like so many that like it's really hard. I feel like if, especially if you're gone from a weekend from our friend, I mean, let me know if you remember, but if you're gone for a weekend here. There's nothing worse than leaving Los Angeles and coming back and not being able to understand what people are saying. 15 new worlds. Tristan, your, like, main thing would be like, well, true. Like, people would be like saying like paragraphs, like telling you a heart to heart.

Yeah. Well, true. Oh, well, true. True. That's kind of like, nice, which a lot of people hate that one. Nice. Very cool. That was it.

It was like true with Tristan. Yeah, True has got, yeah, true got really, really annoying. Yeah. I had to apologize because I said, uh, I forget what I was saying. Oh, it was, what was I saying? Izzy where people are like Brooks being really rude because they were like oh thank you for letting me know

that's not rude it's kind of just like sometimes when you just like don't know what to say right away it's one of those pops in your head like nice we were doing not just like everyone it's just like a blanket like sorry I wasn't sorry for whatever I said about whatever like I wasn't being intentionally rude just like I didn't know what to say

and that is what came out because we were doing like submissions and it was like landlord stories and some of them would be like I found a rat in my apartment And I was just like didn't necessarily like know how to engage. And so I just like, thank you for letting me know. Thank you for making me aware. Brooke is like being really like rude.

And I was like, I can see that. I can see how it would be perceived that way for sure. But please know that's just I really appreciate you letting me know. Yeah, you're being genuine. And I was. It's tough though. It's tough when you forget that not everyone is speaking. Understands.

Yeah. So it's not for everyone. It's definitely not for everyone. I'm excited to see what people think. and everything like DSTF and shit like that Yeah awesome More than enough about us

Let's completely move on I totally agree Is there anything else that you want to talk about Should we talk about We could talk about our love lives Yeah we should do that You have some updates I mean I am putting in like so much

You are like You're getting updates Of like yeah I well here's the thing What are the results Because I really am at time To like check in with you Here's the thing

Okay I had a profile that I had like was really like I was looking for this one specific young man specifically on and then I was crashing out because of that he wasn't liking me back he never liked me back and then I deleted that one

because I was like I want to start over I do not give a shit about this guy started over with a new first picture which is that picture that I posted on Instagram the other day at Peroni kind of holding that glass of wine candid that I'm comfortable with yeah but ever since I put that picture as my first. I mean, I'm blowing up. I'm going viral.

I'm going viral on Hinge, which I had to go back to therapy yesterday for the first time in a few years. How was that? Because of everything that's been going on. With Hinge. Just feeling like I'm going a little bit insane. No.

And I was like, I'm scared that I'm catfishing because of the different reactions in my old profile that had like a different picture versus this one. Like, is this just an insanely good picture of me? And I'm going to show up on a date and someone's going to be like, Oh, bro.

You know? First of all, that's stupid. I don't know. That is a very good picture of me, so I don't know how accurate. That's what you look like. That's very sweet. Wasn't that also kind of like semi-candid picture? Like that's just you in the, in the, it's just, uh, even I sent it to my dad.

I've been running my hinge picks through my dad. Okay. He said that's very high quality. You're kidding me. Very, very high quality. Right. Brett has a really nice camera. Yeah.

Okay. But I guess my therapist made a good point. She's like, yeah. like that is high quality. Like that's what you. That's like, it's capturing like your every. Exactly.

Your essence. Exactly. Yeah. So yeah. Now ever since I have my new profile, um, I feel good. I did send another like to that,

uh, young man. It's, it's a lot. I really think that. And I'm over that. Oh, cool. Like that was good closure.

Okay. All are you're, it's not it. But you have so many matches it looks like. Well, I also like have, I've sent probably like a hundred likes. Have you sent any roses besides. I don't do.

I don't fuck with roses and shit like that. You have sent when they're in Rose Jail because I have to do that too. No, the only person I've ever sent a Rose to in Rose Jail was the one that said we should make a podcast. That's really pretty. Yeah. Oh, should.

Oh, my God. That's a good idea. Yeah. You should have said thank you for letting me now. Um, ready to soundtrack your summer? With Red Bull Summer All Day Play, you choose a playlist that fits your summer vibe the best.

Are you a festival fanatic? A deep end DJ, a road dog, or a trail mixer. Just add a song. to your chosen playlist and put your summer on track. Red Bull Summer All Day Play. Red Bull gives you wings. Visit redbull.com slash bright summer ahead to learn more. See you this summer.

Summer is here and Ralph's is your destination for hot savings. Find unique items at low prices with a wide assortment of products from our exclusive brands. Fire up the grill with cookout classics like burgers and brats and don't forget, delicious produce like fresh melons. Or beat the heat with frozen. treats while chilling poolside. Whatever your summer plans, Ralphs makes it easy to enjoy high quality fresh food at affordable prices.

Ralph's serving SoCal for over 150 years. But, you know, I've been, you know, talking to a lot of people. I have 10 active conversations going. 10 conversations going from, this has been a few days of my new active profile that's going viral. And y'all, I have not, I've been waiting to drop this bomb. I'm going on a date Shut the fuck up No you're not

Tonight What Sorry you're gonna have to I feel okay about it Wait hello Where I actually wasn't even gonna tell you What are you wearing? It's legitimately

Is this the guy that asked you to get Oh yeah Is it? Because are you all getting tonight? Will you get tonight? I don't know I cannot Is this the same guy

100% it is well because I was like I literally I don't I don't like like I literally yeah just keep putting a bleep over that I'm not I like cannot tell the vibe at all which is what I think that it might be an off kilter situation No no no no no no it's actually helpful for me to think of it that way It's like think about it like that

It's like think about it like I'm thinking of it as kind of like I don't think this will be like awesome But like I think that's the best like first yeah like just go into it as like a bit. And like it's a practice. It's a bit. I'm so like proud of you. Like you can't even like when did this get locked down last night? Yeah.

And I think that's for the best. If you was like, oh, do you want to like go out tomorrow? And I was like, you know what? Like the less anticipation the better. Let's just go do it. I was like I said sure. I said you know what? Why the hell not?

Yeah. That when you texted me you wanted to get a Klondike bar. Were you just feeling really excited? No, that was even. No. The Klondike bar was hours before that. This was right before I had turned off my little my iPhone. Oh my God.

Can I see an imagery? So here's the thing. Each image. We're not doing photos right now. Each image looks different. Okay. I cannot tell at all. I don't like,

I will not know what this guy looks like when I get there. I want to see it. I'll show you offline. No, I want to see online. Yeah, sure. And there's like, some things are like, ha ha funny and like it says like he does drink and like.

Are you all getting drinks? I don't, I will be drinking beforehand. Very cool. I am really not sure. I won't be eating. Okay. So basically like it's a coffee date at 7 p.m.

Okay. Okay, we can come over at like. No. No, no, we'll go to the coffee shop. Because I wanted coffee tonight too. I know because I'm gonna be staying on. So I'm very confused. It seems like there's, it's like a cap.

I like do not understand. And like some of his prompts are funny. I thought they were like he was being ironic. And now I'm like, oh, I think he's being serious. In which case this is not funny. I cannot, I literally cannot get a read on this person. I could not find any of his social media. Like, I do not know anything.

You're going in shooting blanks. I'm completely shooting blanks tonight. I like can't, he could either be very normal or very not. Have we talked about on the podcast how we're, what's the show where they just completely get murdered off? Now this is bad to talk about it. I don't talk about it. Criminal Minds.

I think I have said that this one episode. Oh my God. That's cute. Yeah. He looks different in every. Also, so the first prompt is what I'm not going to share it right now, but the first prompt I thought was ironic and now I think it's very, it's, he's being serious. Oh, that checks boxes. Yeah, for sure.

So there's this episode of Criminal Mind, spoiler alert where there's this young woman Garcia who is the technical analyst. And Trish, we talked about this on obsessed. And she like does not like get a lot of like traditional attention from men is more like dorkier than you might be used to like works behind a computer all day at the desk. and then she finds this like really hot guy that wants to take her out and she's like y'all like this hot guy wants to take me out and then her hot friend detective Derek Morgan is like I would be really careful just because he's hot like something might be suspicious and she gets mad and she's like well why don't you think someone hot would want to take me out turns out turns out they go

on a date at the end of the date he turns towards her he says I've been waiting to do this all night shoots her it is so fucking something like with hot happen to us. Trich and I always say, I've been waiting to do this all night. Shoot you. That could happen. He is so cute. I don't know.

He's funny from all this. Like the last. I like that. I like that. It reminded me of you guys. And then the typical Sunday one. Don't show it, right? I literally, it looks different in every picture.

I can't find any social media. I think this is a great first date. Complete blank slate. I have no projections onto the. young man. Just started talking to him yesterday. There's been three back and forth. I like that one because that sounds like something that you would say.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. So that's what I've been saying. Barely spoken. So. What area does he live in? More central. It is more central.

So he lives and we're, Channing and I have put our locations, uh, somewhere else in Los Angeles where we feel like we might be able to find more matches than West Hollywood. And so it's, it's pretty far away from us. Kind of. But it's worth it.

I will be going there. Wow. location is there. That's weird because me and Tristan we're going to go over there tonight. We were like dinner. Like a coffee. Yeah. Like that me espresso or something like that. So even if it's a flop tonight, I'm leaving town

tomorrow so I have to go pack. I really am like not feeling that. I am not feeling like awesome. Do you want us to be on standby near the location or not really? Like just as to help you know, facilitate. I think, well. In fear.

If y'all want to be at a different restaurant and drive me. I do. I do. Because I was thinking, like, I don't want to, we can talk about it later. I don't want to Uber, but I do want to have a few, like a white claw before. Okay. And then I can just go, oh, I'm going to meet my friends right now, bye.

Yeah, we can be like, do you actually want to do that? I want to hear all about it. Like, I need to hear. Okay. So how about you go somewhere down the street? I would love to do that. Or how we can go somewhere first, have a drink. Yes.

Yes. And then walk back. Hey, one thousand percent. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. What time is your flight tomorrow? Not till 11 something.

Okay, great. P or A. A. Oh, okay. You think that's too early? I'm not getting toe up. Oh, yeah. No.

But I'll have a drink. I'm going to have a white claw when I'm getting ready. Yes. We might need to get you some more white cloths because I think we drained your fridge. You drank all my white cloth. I'll have something while getting ready. Take the edge off. Maybe one drink or sipping on a drink while we are at a venue beforehand.

I'll walk to the venue and then we'll be able to stay. We'll place in our tops and then I'll walk back. Wow. I just, he's so cute. I love how calm you are about this, Brooke. I, Just you just like can't give the fuck at this point. When you know, freaking know.

When you know you freaking know. Yeah. And yeah, I told my therapist by the next time I see her I will have gone on a date. Me and Connor have this like box of like goals that we've had here for two years. And I've completed everyone besides going to date. So that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to be 20 in a few weeks. And I figure that while I'm still 20, it will be good to complete this goal before I turn 20.

I am on cloud 14. I'm genuinely like. more happy than I've ever been. Thank you. I'm feeling like very like oddly at peace. Seem at ease. Very at ease. You don't.

Yeah. I mean, sorry, you do like it's, I'm like this is great. There are a few, uh, men on hinge that I,

I've been talking to a little bit more and, and like there's more at stake there for me. Like I might be a little bit more nervous. So I feel good doing this one first and then hopefully being able to just really start. Take it from there. Yeah. Yeah.

Date. This is just phase one. You're going to be so busy. So she was so. busy. She was so, so busy. She's going on so so busy. And I'm also hoping that maybe y'all will start doing this with me. Because it's, we're not, it's not funny anymore, you know? I mean, I, the three of us are ready and it's not been going well. We're all three so, like, unfortunately scary enough, like, very exhaustingly ready to find love and, like, to capture that in any

capacity. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. I want to see how it goes for you. Yeah. I've been waiting on you, Brooke. That's why I haven't been dating. I've been holding. I'm holding myself. I've been waiting on you and so do you because y'all have been you are not doing Hinge. I'm doing Hinge.

I feel like you feel more comfortable with Grindr. I feel like you're more comfortable on Grindr right now. I'm more comfortable on Grinds. Are you? If you see me on there, it might not be me.

Just keep that in mind. Some might be using my federal imagery. But I am more comfortable there. I have gotten back on Hinge and I went through my likes and kind of cleared that out

unfortunately. Just like they were all so cute. but not just not a match. Yeah. I did, I did connect with about five to six people. Did you always keep your life there, by the way?

That's probably what my boyfriend that I've liked 16 times is keeping, is keeping me. Um, yeah, it just kind of depends on like, because I'll change my location as well.

Like I did when I went to London, I changed it to there. And then right now I'm actually over in Santa Monica, even though I'm living ever in West Hollywood. Yeah, I live in Los Angeles. So I get it. It's just much better.

That's my, like, those are my people. Yeah. No, West Hollywood is not a good place to date. Dating at all. Really, really terrible. Happy pride though. Like, my God.

Happy freaking pride. How will you be celebrating? You know, I kind of closed it off on, I did one day and one day only for pride this year. And that was on that, on this past Sunday. You're ready to call it? I'm calling it quits that, you know, I had a, without going in too many details, I had, you know, a young man who I was very interested in. And he was, like, you know, choosing to make out with pretty much every single person, except for me, but just kind of like, also. Did you ask?

He was flirting with me. I did have a confrontation, which I was very proud of myself for like going up and like, hey, what is going on kind of thing? What did he say? Why are you? Let's talk tomorrow. And did y'all talk the next? No.

Do I know this person? I don't. Yeah, you've met him. Was it like one of a friend of like the more like the. Yeah. Very, very cute. And so he was flirting with you and then proceeding to make out with everyone but you. Yes.

Very cool. It was so hot. I'm so not. Okay. It's weird because I normally am just making out with whoever I want to. This never has happened to me before. Hit making out with everyone but you. That is hot.

Okay. Okay. That is really, that is really, really safe. Yeah. That is really, really great. Yes, I really am freaking obsessed with it. So I'm calling it quits on that. I want you to, I think, hinge for gay men I have found through my friends that are gay men is good.

because if you're on hinge like you're kind of looking because there's so many apps in the gay community that like the expectations like on Grindr are like kind of defined whereas the expectations on Hinge are more like I am looking to date. If I wasn't looking to date I'd be on Grindr.

Oh my God. I just forgot about I think was I on the podcast maybe there was a guy that listened to this podcast and then he had said that he like had watched it and then we scheduled it or he was like can we go on date? And I was like hey yeah how about this time this place after we had talked for like paragraphs, paragraphs, paragraph.

Was this the one that you had such good banter with? Yes. Yeah. And was so cute. Wait, didn't wait to do this all night. Been waiting to do this all night. Shot me.

Shot me 72 times. Okay. Y'all never went on the date at all. No, he just didn't speak with me anymore. But then continue to view my profile via Grindr. Because you can see when someone views you. Well, why don't we, I think you need to delete Grindr. Only him.

I agree. Not all happen champ. But I like the sentiment. At least use both. Yeah. I do. I'm really trying to actively get back into that scene. And with that being said, Cheney, it's your turn to kind of share.

I don't have much to say other than I'm inspired, Brooke. I'm excited for you. I mean, I have a hinge. I'm not able to look at it just due to the nauseam that it brings to my system, the ad nauseum that brings to my internal circular system. But I'm inspired by you. And I think the change of location helps. And I'm open.

It does help there. I'm open after I see how it goes for you. But even if it goes like horribly. I'm still open. Isn't that still inspiring right now? right now. You're so, so busy. It begs the question when we all, like, it's going to be so weird because I feel like for a long time we've all been single and then there's been one person in a relationship and we just kind

of look at it and are like, hey, what's that like kind of thing? And so when we get to that point or when one person, so like when you like make it official like with your booth egg, you know, tonight. On location. On location over at the venue. At the venue location. Kind of maybe like in, you know, at a table or something like that or shit like that. Definitely. I think it's going to cascade out and through for all of us to follow. And we've always said that. I really, you know, I am like truly there is genuinely no part of me that feels like this is going to be

like, holy shit. Yeah, and there's a need of pressure on it. Yeah, and I'm fine with that. I really, my truly my only goal is just being able to get in my bed tonight saying I went on a date. Yeah. Check that bar. And what helps me is no matter what happens tonight,

I will end it with. my cats in my bed. With a huge shit-eating grin on my face. At least you're not going to walk out of their crying like other people. Like other people. You're going to walk out of there like, hey, whatever. I really feel, I feel good about you too being on site. A very moderate distance away for sure.

We could call over Cat W as well. Well, no, no, it's not over there. It's like completely an hour out from her. Oh, it's on the other side of town. Monica, I feel God off. But yeah, I really, I'm excited to be there for support. etc. Yeah. Loz L or Loz F.

Loz F. Yeah. Yeah. Which I've been to once on Sunday. I think I'm going to have to move there based off of the one street that I saw there. Yeah. It's so cute. It's so cute. But I can't move too far from the Barnes & Noble. I'll think about it later. There was a cute bookstore. There was, but it's no Grove Barnes & Noble, baby. Thank you for letting me know. They do not have the same bathrooms.

No, there's not the same plumbing system. That's true. The plumbing system at the Grove, Barnes & Noble is the stronger than the Dam Marine. It requires something that's so much stronger. It's so strong. It requires so solid. It requires so solid. It requires many. No sharks and minnow's hot.

Many, many pipes and many fluids and everything like that. Well, I really, I was actually, when I made the date, I was like, I'm not telling anyone. I've told everyone. And that's fine. I've told everyone. You are. Because I do not give a damn. Exactly.

It is just a casual date. Yeah. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's not talk about that anymore. Is there anything in pop culture that we should discuss?

Trish, are you really excited about Taylor Swift buying back her albums? I am. I'm just kind of, I am excited for her. The only main part I will say is that reputation, Taylor's version, was something I was very excited about. In college, I remember going home from the bars when reputation had dropped. Like, after all the teasers, I love the snakes and, like, the black and, like, the, like, just the entire vibe of it so that now the fact that we're not getting it really does upset me and my family.

However, it was really cool what she said about it being like, you know, I can't improve it. And you have to respect that. I have seen a lot of people coming out on TikTok finally feeling like they can admit like they prefer Taylor's versions overall to most things. Taylor's or the original version. I totally agree. Yeah. The only thing that I prefer of the Taylor's versions is going to be the additional tracks that we were able to receive just because all of those like the vault tracks.

The vaulted. Really, really powerful. Yeah. So I'm hoping at bare minimum where it will do reputation, vault charts. Is there a part of you that thinks? Because no. What was I going to say? Oh no.

You asked if there's a part of me that thinks. Not usually. That. Because if I were Taylor, I'd be like, yeah, I'm not re-recording, but like, here are the vault tracks. So my feeling is like, do you think all the vault tracks were just like new additions to begin with? she's always got a plan

I think she does like write do you think they're genuinely vaulted or do you think she just like was like I'll add a few more songs that sound like this era and call them vault like potentially so but I know like when artists are writing so like for context like I also work in music and also when artists are writing like albums they have

literally probably like probably for that specific era and like tonality have like 50 to 100 tracks for each time. My word. Then they have to go back and, but they write all this music for like a year, years and years and then collect it for that specific era slash album, which is really

cool to like be able to see. But there's so much music out there. Like she probably has hundreds of songs. That's so true. From reputation era that we're never going to hear that are probably like certified like viral hits. Yeah, well maybe she'll do that. Yeah.

Maybe she'll do that. Like some of your favorite artists have so many of the songs. Imagine how many glee vault tracks there are. Don't like that's making me sick that we'll never hear them. hitch that you're probably like, imagine how many Blaine covers that we'll just never hear. And it's, it pisses me off. Release the vault tracks. Pisses me off.

Ryan M. You need to, this is a, needs to be a call to action to Blaine and Ryan M. Release. Blaine of Darren and Brian of Darren LLC. All right. Well, that's about it on pop culture for the two of us. Anything. Three, really, when you think about it.

Anything else? Y'all, before we call it a day, I really appreciate you coming all the way out here. no you didn't want us to I know you did not care I appreciate you having us though I really appreciate you coming I really am so excited about your day I'm so excited about you

I'll see you tonight the new young lady you're coming yeah hey we might have to have you on the not that y'all care podcast when we figure out our technical kind of issues and setbacks yeah we need to figure that out

with like the wire we'll think about having you want how about you tell everyone where they can find you as individuals and as an entity in the not that y'all care space I know that they will not give us I mean, it was fun.

It was fun. It was an honor to be able to get, you know, to talk with y'all here. I know y'all won't follow and, you know, kind of watch our path unlock. And that's fine. I'm sure today was too much for many listeners. If you see us on the sideline, just give us a wave or something like that. Very cool. You can follow me at Tristan underscore W.

While I'm here, though, that'd be right. Let me mention it. And then our podcast, not that y'all care podcasts on, you know, Instagram. and Spotify, YouTube, YouTube primarily. I think we're more of a watch podcast for sure. Just due to all the ways that our bodies move and, you know, the expressions and motions. Yeah. And the prank call. We have a huge like VX team that we use.

So it's really powerful. I think y'all would really, really prefer it. And how about you, Chan? I'm also on a couple different social media platforms. Tell me about your YouTube as while we're here. I'm on profiles. I have some profile platforms right now that you can find me on such as Instagram and TikTok. And I also.

What is the username? Tanning Channing. Does that make sense? Yes. Very cool. And then I have a personal kind of vlogging YouTube as well. You all can watch anything except the 7K live. And that is under.

And the 4K Live Lives. Watch anything except the live videos. And that is under Channing Glenn. Yes, sir. And I guess that's it. I guess that's it. I'll see you tonight. And I'm very, very excited.

Yeah. I don't give a fuck. It's going to be so casual. I do not. I know that y'all don't care. Let's meet at your house before. Yeah. Y'all will drive me because I'm going to do a claw.

Yeah. You'll do one. Yeah. We'll get a townhurst. Ooh. Oh, you want to do townhurst? No, no, we can drive. No, we can drive.

No, I'm fine to do a townhurst. I just, like, didn't want to show up in an Uber alone. No, I'd prefer it. Let's drive. Well, I don't want to drive. I don't really want to drive. Let's do a townhurst. We'll just do the townhurst.

Yeah. And then we'll ride with you. So we'll do the townhurst. We'll leave like maybe let's leave like an hour. Let's get there an hour before my 7p. So let's leave in the fives. Leave it five. Okay.

Okay. Quick issue. Talk about it later. Okay, great. All right. Let's end it there. Love you all. Bye.

Love you all.