Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Uhhh Ocupado…

Episode Date: February 22, 2024

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What I was going to tell you about yoga. Yeah. Because I used to do yoga like a lot in Austin. And the hot yoga that got really popular was already within in Austin because they just didn't pay for AC like the studios that I would go to. Totally. So hot yoga by just by nature. It was hot yoga. Not nurture. Yeah. Exactly. And it was because they would just like not pay for AC and then they would just shut the door.

Uh-huh. It was like 100 degrees outside. The craziest smell. Oh, I can't even imagine. But I sweat more than anyone else in the world, I think. And so I'd lay there and one of the first times I went in, I was alone and I'm laying there. And I'm laying in, like, essentially, it looked like a pipe had burst because I have how much my back was sweating. That's the only place I sweat. Yeah.

It's on my back. Oh. What is it about backs? A lot of pore space. I don't have a pore on my back. There's pores everywhere. But you'd think that, like, the mass of pores on my face would produce sweat more than my teeny tiny, tiny, delicate petite pours on my back.

Yeah. There's just more real estate. So I think it's just more of them. But I'm laying there and then they had us do these like these like lifts or something. And every time I lifted it would suction cup to the ground and then release. And it was like, I don't even, I can't even, I can't even explain myself. She keeps happening every single time I move. Like SpongeBob and Rock Bottom.

And it smelled so bad. Like from you or just from the collective? From the collective. Yeah. Just like musk of everybody in there. It was just like, okay, I guess I just don't even acknowledge the sound coming from. No, you can't. My shoulder blades.

It's my shoulder blades. I don't want to be like, yeah, I have control of my sphincter. No, obviously I know that. Yeah. Yeah. But all the strangers in the room had no clue if that was coming, like what part of my body. Oh. Oh, totally.

I was like, yeah, you guys. And it's my back. It's my upper bat. Hey, brother. Hey, Connor. How are you? Good and yourself. Good.

Every time I say, how are you? I think about when I prank called Kelsey as a baby and I was like, how are you? Yeah, I love that. Speaking of, did you know, on TikTok radio yesterday on Sirius XM, they played like seven rounds of I have bears. I feel so guilty. I'm so sorry about I have purse because people are like, oh my God, love Brooke and Connor. That's not me. Like, it's Kelsey.

Like, please give Kelsey. That's Kelsey like, I feel so. bad and guilty. But I forget it's not you. Me too. Like every time it goes, like some celebrity uses, I'm like, Brooke, look, she's like, it's not me in that video. I'm like, oh, damn.

No, like it's great that it's going viral because it's like B and C, but it's not B and C. I know. I'm feeling like, like Kelsey needs some sort of compensation. She sent me one of the videos this weekend. She's watching it happen. But it happened on the radio and it was just the, it was just her voice. I was like, wait.

that I just like put the podcast now I thought I had flipped to like Bluetooth yeah no it comes up on my FYP every five seconds and it makes me feel like I feel weird it's weird yeah because it's like that's my company yeah that's my company and yet

K&CMAP yeah I know and yet not at all bananas it keeps freaking me out um hey show everybody welcome back to working on our makeup podcast we have housekeeping really quick before we dive head first into the shallow end.

What's on your lap? Okay, on my lap, we actually have a new merch drop for our rebrand. We're rebranding today. So for the rebrand, we have new merch. And let me just tell you a few, let me spit some facts at you before I show it's you. First fact I'm going to spit.

TMG studios members get a 24-hour early access on all drops and 5% off. So go ahead do TMG studios.tv. Subscribe for 24 early. 24 hour early access and 5% off. Okay. This drop is a pre-sale, so it will take several weeks for items to start shipping, but we wanted to make sure that everybody who wanted it would have the ability to access it

because we love this merch so much that it's important to us that all of you who want it can get your hands on it. I'm going to explain it for myself so that I can hear it out loud. We did a pre-order so that everybody can get it instead of making a certain amount, and then them selling out, which is what, you know, that can happen as well. If it's a, and this is our, like, rebrand merch now, and we wanted everybody to have it, and it's freaking sweet. Tell us about what you have over there.

I'm so excited. So I, I not only have a hoodie with the B&C Bears on it, Brooke and Connor Bears, which I'm going to, I can hold it up like this. Look at this sweater sweatshirt. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. And it's so comfy. It's so comfy. And there's for this for this like I don't know what kind of green this is

Forest I would say olive Olive X forest oh it's an olive forest collab yeah piece for the for the green evergreen An evergreen yeah we have matching sweats too with the little logo on like the left side of the thigh on your thigh piece you'll have Brooklyn Connor Bears living there forever it's just like I couldn't be more stoked on this stuff Do we only have one of these just for Connor? Okay.

It's incredible. You saw me. Yeah, I need. I need desperately. But I'm grateful for what I have as well. Can you narrate because my mic's going to squing away from my face? Oh, wait, here it is. No, I'm going.

Oh, there it goes. Okay. Okay, so Brooks got a yellow T-shirt. So we did a T-shirt here. It's yellow. It, like, is, again, perfectly congruous with the branding. It's so sick. So sick.

love it to death. It goes well with the sweats. It goes well with the sweats. It goes well with the hoodies. And it goes well with anything else in your closet. And it goes well with your body. So comfy. Your personality. And it is as well comfy. Yeah. This is my personal favorite. Yeah, that's great. No, this coming up. No, this is. This is great coming up as well, too. And now Brooke is holding up a black hoodie with the same B&C bear logo for our rebrand. It's just so Cool. Everything's on brand. Everything looks really cool. This is, yeah, that's looking very, I'm seeing it from over here. Yeah, it's looking very clean.

It's giving. It's giving Met Gala. It's giving after-school detention even. What I'm saying is that it's versatile. You can wear it. You can wear it to Thanksgiving. You could wear it to Easter, if you've wanted to. Passover if that tickles your fancy that's an option for you

so these are all going to be available when are they available? Now, wait what really? Pop off. Oh, sick. Right now, it's available? Like when this comes out tomorrow it will be available.

It's available for TMGSutus.tv today. It's available to everyone right now. Sorry. It's available to every right now in this moment and time where we're sitting, it's CMG studios. when this comes out tomorrow, everyone. So it's out. It's out forever.

I want to give everyone one more look at this green hoodie, which is what I'm going to be wearing next week to this studio as well as my sweats. I love it. And thank you to Brandon on the merch team for setting this whole app. It's great. I'm so stoked. And I'm stoked for everybody to have these. These are my favorite thing.

You know what I like about our merch is that we're never like Brooke and Connor slammed on people's chest, you know, printed on people's chest. We're like, people that know the girls that get it will get it. Yeah. That's true. It's like, you know, a little more subtle. Yeah. Open your package. I know.

I just saw that you're holding your package. Yeah. Thank you guys to everyone who we're doing housekeeping AF right now. Yeah. Thank you to everyone that participated in the art contest. But we got a bunch of cool stuff that got sent in the people that made stuff. I'm in awe Like these are

crazy These are by rugs On Instagram Yeah It's R U GHS underscore For all of your personal rug And like pillow needs

Your rug is over there actually Oh I got a rug too But I unboxed my Frankie rug It's sitting on the Kitchen floor near Frankie's habitat Yeah And she's obsessed with it Oh that's awesome

You just break your mic I didn't it's breaking itself it's really breaking itself oh brook's mic is falling apart oh yeah well thank you so much to everyone like that jumped in and jumped out

Kiki Palmer jump in style yeah I mean we are just like I feel so like my knitting feels like a first grader did it compared to everything that everyone else has made for this art contest the amount of talent in this community unprecedented. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Makes me feel real like I am honored and it also makes me feel

horrible about myself. I was going to say it made me feel horrible because I didn't really when we set up our contest I was like there's probably like three talented people turned out there's about 400,000. So we were tagging stuff. I was I kept refreshing my own tagged page and it was like every time I refresh it was like someone else doing some magnificent task. I like it but Picasso. Yeah. No, it was really hard to even narrow it down to a top 10. But thank you guys so much for participating and submitting and we saw them all and we love them all. And thank you. Okay. And we are also, we will be announcing the winners today on Instagram. So check that out. And thank you so much to everyone who participated. Yay. Oh, wait. Also, someone sent us

this sweatshirt. How cute. Oh my gosh. Nice. That's so cool. Share it. Oh, sweet. Okay. We're doing co-parenting of the hoodie. Yeah. I love stuff. Yeah.

You and me. Oh, my God. Speaking of stuff. Yeah. I haven't been this excited for a object, some materials to be delivered to my house. What'd you get? As what's coming today ever. I've never been this excited.

I couldn't sleep. Spill the beans. Connor, I got the hands-free Kindle experience. Oh, yeah. So I ordered my Kindle, which I've had a Kindle before. in my past and I did love it but then I became like so obsessed with the way that physical books looked on my bookshelf that I gave up but now I've decided to just eat the cost and buy the Kindle books in addition to the hard copies as well in addition because when you love something

you're investing in yourself so that's what I'm doing yeah I don't think there's anything wrong with that yeah and it's I'm going to tax write it off yeah because I'm talking about it on a podcast so that's my job yeah no it's free So do not mind me talking about my Kindle every day. It's because I need to put it as a business expense. That's fine. Yep. So that's coming in the mail.

The Kindle, gorgeous. Got it. By the way, Kendall's same color as this is the green sweat. It's more like an evergreen. Wow. Yeah? Yeah. The hands free clip device that will attach to my bed,

which will allow the Kindle to be one inch from my face without my hands having to touch it to turn the pages. The remote, which will allow me to put my hands covered under the covers so I can turn the page curled up under the covers. God having to take my hands out from the under the cover. Oh my gosh. You're gonna be like

take be taking six steps a day. Literally like what you're describing is like the afterlife almost. Like it feels like you're a mummy. Yeah. This is my utopia. In your pyramid or your sarcophagus or whatever they

rest in forever. Yeah. You're giving eternal rest. It's giving eternal rest. Yeah. Yeah. I'm super excited, Connor. I just can't wait.

That's exciting. But the type this comes out, you guys all have my hands free set up. That's great. And we're going to see a big, I'm sure we'll see a big shift. In my content. Yeah.

And energy and just like once you're able to relax your fingers and arms, like who knows where that. Like I can't stop smiling. Who knows where that energy is going to be siphoned into. I haven't been this excited since my tomagachis. Since I've got my tamagachis. I brought up mummies and I just. remember like the funny oh maybe i just thought it was funny when it was me singing by myself but someone

tweeted the other day and was like what what is a you know how like all those movies had mummies and they were like chasing after people it was like these evil mummies like the mummy movies i yeah i guess the mummy yeah yeah i do know what you're talking about what is a mummy gonna do when it catches you like beat your ass like that's true because they don't have any sort of like power no and it's also fully wrapped in sheets yeah i feel like you just like yeah yeah i feel like you just like yeah It was like, Connor. And it would turn into dogs. Awesome point.

Because when you think about other creatures, you've got vampires, they're going to sink their teeth into you. Yeah. Also, what, Frankenstein, too. What's he going to do? Beat your ass. Beat your ass. I guess we've never, I mean, I haven't seen the mummy.

But, like, have we ever seen what happens when either mummy or Frankenstein catches up to you? What do they do? They give you COVID. Like, I think that would be the worst thing. You know, within six feet. I don't know. I don't think they're killers. What are, what are they, what is their purpose?

Fear, which is the biggest killer of them all. You're so right. Yeah. Fear is the killer of peace. And honestly, maybe if you just like aren't scared, they can't hurt you. You're only, you're your own worst enemy. So anyone, anyone out there that has this irrational fear of mummies, like, what are they going to do? I don't think anything.

Maybe they'll curse you. Oh my God, a curse. Yeah. I think Frankenstein will beat your ass The mommy's more of like a cursor Yeah Hey listen Listen

If you don't carry Madame Zerone at the mountain Who is that again? You've spoken about her No we talked about Sigourney Weaver last week And we have to lay her to ass as well, Mommy's style Because We didn't say Sigourney Weaver just now Who did you just say?

Madam Zeroney But like that connection was made through holes. She is the warden. We can't go. No, we can't. We already did her whole IMDB last week. Yeah. By the way, that discourse is crazy that's happening right now.

We posted that clip on TikTok and it was like, Sigourney Weaver, everyone was like, wow. Hmm, you guys, I guess no one watched the movies, aliens. Okay. Huh? Okay. I didn't realize there was like an alien pride Facebook group that was like, oh, we watched, we're like huge alien stands.

whatever. No, I know Sigourney Weaver from holes. Yeah. But we didn't know that she was in Finding Door. That was the whole point of that clip, but everyone was like, wow, this comment section did not pass the vibe check. Wow. Yikes. People are acting like it's like, how did we get through the world to this point if we haven't seen the alien franchise? Open up the schools. Let me tell you, like it has not, it has, it's been easy. They've never seen the alien movies. Open up the schools. I'm like... Come on. It's bananas.

People are driving me far, far away. It's crazy. Yeah. It's so crazy. There's been so much discourse online lately. That's insane. I think my favorite thing that happened this week was the Billy Eilish thing at the at the People's Choice Orits.

Yeah. What do you think about it? Okay. First recap it for us. Okay. What's your opinion? Well, I like did a video on it and it's completely flopping, but I thought it was kind of funny, but Billy Elish was at the

People's Choice Forward sitting at the tables that all the celebrities should be seated at and I guess like there were other here she is talking up like she's telling I think this is Kylie Minogue yeah she's talking to which is crazy to see Billy Elish and Kylie Minogue

spilling the tea yeah spilling the damn tea everywhere but yeah she's saying like oh I guess there's like a bunch of TikTokers here and then my first thought is like okay I'll kill myself in front of you. No, I mean, she's right. She's right. It's like, yeah, there are, but there's all, it's also like, yeah, isn't you friends with a bunch of, like, YouTubery TikTokers? I feel like I see

her all the time with, like, maybe her brother is more so. Okay. Because Claudia is, like, a YouTuber. Yeah. But here's what I think. I think that the influencers, if you need to invite influencers to an event, put them in the, put them in the stands. Like, I don't, think that we should have direct access to celebrities like that. I think it cheapens their experience and these events are made for them. And then they're just going to develop this animosity towards TikTokers. It's going to continue to grow. And that doesn't help anyone. No, but also this like elitism to be like blah, blah, blah, blah, when arguably Alex Earl has like probably a similar level of influence as Billy Eilish.

and the people's choice awards, which is like the people choosing who they want to see. I just think it's like if the influencers are going like they shouldn't be going up to people to ask for pictures or in the commercial break.

Have some decorum. Yeah. Act like you've been there before. Which is why I'm like just put us in the stands. Yeah. Because I don't think we should have the opportunity or even like the pressure to feel like we need to interact with these people.

It's like you can film from the stands. Like you can film what's going on. Yeah, we know that first. You can just maybe have some space between the TikTokers and the Billy Eilish is, which I think could be a good thing. Yeah. Yeah, I guess she like, I keep seeing videos, like new POVs come out of like her interacting with a couple of, I think the influencers that caused this interaction to happen.

No, yeah, it's hard watch. Yeah, it's tough. She literally to one dude was like, no. Yeah. Whoa. I would go home. I'll go home after that. but it sounds like in that video she's like looking like around in the room that she's sitting in the meeting because she's going like this like there's TikTokers right here can we watch it one more time like right there you know like she's pointing like I don't even know if that was like a carpet conversation but I think it was just like having influencers too close I think you're right well it is like an uncomfortable feeling to know that like people are like around you and watching you and are maybe going to approach you like it's it's a

weird feeling like anticipating that because I experience nothing of what Billy Eilish experiences but if I can like if I'm out in public and I can tell someone recognizes me and is like whispering to their friends and not coming up I'm so on edge and anxious about like are they like what do I how do I act now knowing that this person knows who I am and that they might come up and that's like a millionth trillions of what Billy Eilish probably experiences and it's like so magnified at something like this. So it's just like, it just doesn't feel, it doesn't feel, it's not a comfortable feeling. I think the craziest thing ever is like, remember whatever award show that was when the Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, whatever, they came up and they were talking and what is the,

what is the deal with the cameras like right in these little intimate conversations? No, it's like literally like paparazzi vibe. This isn't like, this isn't someone's cell phone. This is like a, giant camcorder. Right. And I don't know why they're airing private conversations. I'm glad.

I'm thankful. It's entertaining, but I'm, I wouldn't talk if I was like a celebrity. All I would know is fine dining and breathing if I was a celebrity at one of these award shows. Mouth zipped. Yeah.

Because the first thing I said would be like, I think you think that you'd be able to, but when put in the situation, you'd be. Oh. You'd be chatty, chatterbox. Chatterbox.

Chatterbox. left and right, yeah. Oh, I know. I would as a joke, like, say something so insane and that that would be the only clip that would come out for me. Yeah. I think that's, that's completely fair. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And I don't even blame the TikTokers because it's like, obviously, like, if you're invited to something like this, like, yeah, of course you're going to want to go. Like, go, pop off. But also, I don't think we should be invited. I think we should be invited to sit in the audience. that's all that's all that's all done uh if anyone wants to invite me to continue to

stand next to billy i'm i'm open to the idea but don't i don't feel the same way i don't feel the same way i'm open to i've just never seen so much so many comments from people that are like yes finally someone says it finally someone says it it's like people like influencers are being invited because the people that are inviting them have a bottom line and that's money and they know that like influencers are making them relevant again like award shows were not relevant three years ago yes they were maybe because you watch Twitter that was like such a community for award shows yeah I love that was safe it was back when Twitter was safe because Twitter has never been safe it was safer it's not safer now no it's worse than it's ever been actually for me what's crazy is like

both you and I used to tweet so much it was like our favorite I don't think either of us has uttered a tweet and almost the air probably. No. My dad was literally like, you know you really use Twitter anymore? I was like, you were following my Twitter? Oh, crap, crap, man. Yeah. Shoot. Yeah. What is like the least, like, what platform would you

least like your parents to follow you on? Snapchat. I mean, mine, like, always respond to my Snapchat stories. Yeah. Mine are fine until like a Saturday night. And then it's like, I'm literally like, I don't care what is on. my story, here you go. I mean, I don't post anything bad.

I'm like, it is exactly what it was last night. I don't really post anything bad, but it's just like the frequency of which I'm posting. It's like you don't need to be engaging with every. No, it's very much like a shared, very, what's it called when you like a train of thought? What is that called? Stream of consciousness. Like on my subject sort of. Like I'm just talking to myself and then I, because I feel guilty not responding.

Anyway. Yeah. Let's move on. No, like last Saturday at like midnight I had one of my friends juggling like kitchen knives, like the sharp ones. He's like, look what I can do. And I was like, okay, hang on. Keep going. I'm going to get my phone.

Yeah. Knives. Speaking of phones. Yeah. The way that I have been addicted to my phone recently, and I've always been addicted to my phone. But like the past few weeks, it's been like so medical. Like I right now I'm like, shit, you're on your phone current. as I'm speaking.

What'd you say? I'm literally shaking not being on my phone. I cannot, even when I'm like, I'll be opening the fridge. I'm looking at my phone in one hand. Making a coffee, I'm looking at my phone. In the shower, my, like, I cannot get off my phone specifically TikTok. Like, I just have to have it running. I walked into a ravine two days ago.

My dog, even, like, you think a dog would walk into a ravine? No, owner. Dog is sitting outside the ravine looking at me on his leash. like I don't want to look up every now and then. I don't know what it is. It's like something, I don't know if it's in the air in the phone, but it is worse than it has ever been. I think it's the weather, honestly. Like I am just like glued to my phone.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like even if I'm reading, like it's like after I'm every single page, I need to check TikTok because something's probably happened. Some slime has probably been made that I haven't seen yet. Yeah. You know? Did you see that? Did you see?

This is something that happened like last night that I finally cut up with. I couldn't find the video of the woman who was telling her 52 part story about... What's her name? Something, something. It's a two-nameer. I know her husband's name was Legion. That's something that I remember. Who did I marry?

Who did I marry? Yeah. I watched the eight-minute summary. Brooke, I found out how to play things on 2X and I watched the four-minute summary. Hot take. And hot take and this is probably because I... I just didn't watch hers and I hear like she's a phenomenal storyteller. I don't think it's like the craziest thing I've ever heard.

Look, it's not. Once you listen to the summer, you're like... It's just like he's a pathological lot here. But I bet it's her storytelling that's really kind of real. No, and if you're watching it in 52 parts, there are people commenting like, I just canceled my Hulu. Yeah. To watch all 52 parts. And then it's funny because I didn't know it was 50 parts.

And each one is 10 minutes. I went to her account and I was like, I click and she goes, part 56. Yeah. I'm like, nope. I go, you can type in, you know, summer. but she probably made a million dollars. I was going to say, I hope to God her creator fund. Can you, can anyone get on that, the creator fund?

I hope that she was able to get on there immediately. I mean, oh shit. Well, she probably was able to get there after a few parts. But, yeah, she probably has made. I don't even, I need a video of someone calculating how much she made. That'll be out soon. Her whole thing was basically like, I met this dude. He seemed perfect.

we quarantined together later on I like found out his family cut ties he doesn't have any money he doesn't have a job he doesn't work at the condiment factory or he's been talking to no one on the phone he's not an arena football player yeah just like every single thing is a lie

which is crazy but also like oh she's 1.8 million followers now yeah good for her wow cash in she how many views is each story have the first one has 7.3 million

but look at Look at the frequency. And that's for a 10 minute video. Yeah, but these are different ones now. Did she have a new story out? Oh, no. Wait, her 50-part story is spread over several days. Oh, yeah.

She changed. Like five times. You can't do. There's not enough time in the day to tell her story in this many parts. Well, right in the middle of her story she posted, I am the birthday queen. Yep. In a slideshow. Too damn true.

It's the same picture. Okay. No. talk about an industry plant. She figured out about the creator fund. She said, let me, she landed on the algorithm. This is a perfect example of, like, landing on the algorithm and now, like, you can post, I'm the birthday queen slideshow.

And, like, that has 1.5 million views. And people are going to be like, absolutely you are pop off. Yeah. Birthday queen. Wow, good for her. I'm jealous. There's for sure going to be like a Hulu documentary on this. Good.

Yeah. Speaking of, like, this is like giving reality TV. So segueing into that, I have to tell you about love is blind. So I kind of caught up a little bit, but just so I would know what you were talking about. Did you watch it? No, I watched Summary on TikTok.

Oh, well, I wanted to be that for you. I just needed to know enough so I could like be familiar. And now I know about Chelsea. You know about Chels? Yeah. Okay, well, for those... It was also impossible to avoid because people were already doing like comedy remakes of it on...

And that's what I was watching. I was like, okay, gotcha. Well, basically there's this love square going on. Yeah. Okay? There's Chelsea who's talking to Jimmy, and I would never degrade anyone based off of their looks, but I'm just saying in terms of,

just so you can get in your head comparison, Jimmy looks like a thumb. Okay, so Chelsea's talking to Jimmy. I know you're talking about. I know you're talking about. And Trevor, okay? Jimmy is giving thumb. Trevor is literally the sweetest guy.

he's like so jacked. Like he's super, he's cute. Like if he walked out to me and Love is Blind, I would be like, oh, yeah. Like that's my man. Let's do the, let's do the damn thing. Let's get this girl married. Let's get this girl married. I would not feel that way about Jimmy.

Okay, but Chelsea's talking to Jimmy and Trevor. And then we have Jessica who's just talking to Jimmy. Okay. So Jimmy is talking to Chelsea and Jessica. And Trevor is just wanting Chelsea. Okay. Okay. So Jessica is like drop dead like gorgeous.

Is she the one that was like, you're going to regret this shit? So Jessica, when Jimmy had picked Chelsea, said when you. Yeah. When you realize what you're missing. You are going to choke. You are going to need an epipen to open your airways because you are going to choke. And we have not seen Jimmy see Jessica yet because he picked Chelsea. But I do think that he is going to need his epipen.

Yeah. because he doesn't seem too happy with Chelsea because Chelsea had described herself as looking like Megan Fox which there is there are resemblances to Megan Fox. Get this.

Her TikTok talking about it was on my FYP. But you don't say you look like Megan Fox unless you are hotter than Megan Fox. Like I am going to Love is Blind saying that I see it. I am looking like one of the seven dwarves so that when they see me they're going to be like, oh, okay, that's better than what I was expecting.

Yeah. Like you don't, you just don't say you look like Megan Fox even if you look a little bit like her. Like you just don't do that. So that is where she went astray because after she said she looked like Megan Fox, who she pretended she actually did not know the name of. She was just saying I look like MGK's wife or girlfriend. I'm pretending she didn't know who Megan Fox was. Like I heard this around the block. That's what Jimmy kind of decided to move forward with her.

The girl from New Girl. Yeah. She was in like a couple episodes. Yeah. So he did she know. No, not her. I think she was in a robot movie. And yeah, yeah

She wanted the robots? No, she kind of had a huge Tits. And I honestly think I think Trevor would have loved her regardless. And unfortunately for Trevor who has a dog named Chelsea, which he was feeling like that's fate, got home,

his dog Chelsea, dead. Ooh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yep.

Yep. So next week, so it's very much seeming like Jimmy's like not like super ecstatic with his choice. And next week we're going to see Jessica and Trevor come back. So they're going to see both Chelsea and Jimmy are going to see who they said no to. And I do think Jimmy is going to need his epipen.

It's kind of crazy that we are in like a state of the world where this is some of probably the lowest point of Jimmy's life. It seems like. But he's already commenting on the other girl's bodies. And we're just. He said he already said AD is stacked. Watching it happen. Well, he's not wrong. He's not wrong.

You don't say that in front of Charles. You don't say that. So, Connor is not looking good for anyone. I've reached out to Trevor. Right. Naturally. Just to let him know that, you know,

I think he's a great guy. And I think he's my favorite person on the show and he's going to, he said, you're going to find love, Trevor. Yes. He did not respond yet. Wow. Oh, my gosh. Well, I'm wishing everybody.

He got a new dog, too. What do you name it? I don't. Jessica? No, but I would love for Jessica and Trevor to get together. Oh. Oh. I don't think you're looking at myself.

What's his name Trevor? He's just like such a sweetheart, which you wouldn't expect because he's like such like a meathead too. He's a meathead. That's his new dog. He's a new foster. Oh, good. He's a good guy. He's a great guy.

He's a great guy. Ellie, everyone. and he got what's her name Chelsea like gifts which was so sweet and then Jimmy walks in after Trevor had given

Chelsea out this gifts and goes I didn't get you anything okay yeah and she goes I want you it is so scientific the way that you want someone that gives you absolutely nothing it's a science

it is yeah what is that yeah that's my man that's yeah that's my man my man that's the thing about love is blind though you go for someone

that you wouldn't typically go for like me and Trevor like I don't I wouldn't see you guys are a match yeah I wouldn't see this and be like oh like I need Trevor you guys already match me but when I got to know him for him

in the pods he's the one don't you so see me and Trevor I so see you on his shoulders or his thigh yeah he's like literally

He could get into your skins and they could end up going back to normal size. When you hear the saddest thing, Chelsea got him this bracelet where it's like if you touch the bracelet. Are they allowed? I'm sorry. I'm not really, I'm not really familiar with love is mind. How are they getting people gifts? Is it like hungry? I think they might probably give it to the producers and the producers like put it in the other person's pod.

So they're not, are they able to leave and go shopping? No, they are confined. So they bring the gifts with them. Trevor actually let us know. So the gifts aren't customized to the person that they meet. They bring it and they're like, They're like if, yeah, if I find someone, this is a gift. Okay, gotcha.

This is something I would want them to have. Chelsea brought a gift for, and she gave it to Trevor. It's this bracelet where it's like if you tap it, it lets the other person, you both have a bracelet. Yeah, yeah. And it lets the other person know that you're thinking about them. And when Chelsea was breaking up with Trevor, he goes, I touched the bracelet 500 times today. Heart shattering into a million pieces. But you know what?

Like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for everyone involved. Yeah, that's... I am, like, I'm catching myself because I'm trying... I'm, like, saying, I'm having horrible thoughts. Well, the thing about...

The thing about these shows is, like, these people are, that's... This is going to come out wrong, too. But, like, this is not... This is definitely with an earshot of them. I don't know. I'm not watching the show, but, like, what I saw... So I started...

I'm not feeling good about that. I started following this, like... Because I actually have had an experience in the past. I think I've spoken about it where a love is blind contestant did reach out to me to let me know that he didn't appreciate me making fun of his speech impediment. Mm-hmm.

And a viral TikTok. Well. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. And that's all I can say about that for now. I started following this like Bachelor data, um,

Instagram account who's, this person is like a Bachelor scientist. And it's crazy how these like, um, like, reality show contestants used to be even like normal looking people no they would they would like go on the show and then that would be like

these celebrities of the moment and then now they don't really gain any followers they're saying it's because it's too saturated it's so saturated now that like every new season of these shows and there's by the way 400,000 shows of these like really similar shows now it's like oh I don't really need to follow like every person on too hot to handle anymore totally but I saw

this photo of the first season of The Bachelor. And all of the women were just like normal and like pretty, but like normal. Like all of the women now are like supermodel like size zero whatever. They were just like normal looking women. It was crazy to see that sort of representation in season one of The Bachelor. And over time it's just gotten like more and more absurd. Yeah, but it's also like people that... Like those could be my peers.

That looks like the cast of friends. Yeah, and the cast, they were just like normal, normal. I guess that Courtney Poppin, Jen France, and Lisa Kudor are like the most beautiful women in the world. But in more of a relatable way. That looks like Chandler and Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, and Phoebe. Featuring Monica. Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, kind of. But it's just like very like, it's definitely things have changed. Yeah, I don't know. I just started watching again this season, so I can't even speak about. But it seems like everyone that joins now is like, I want to be an influencer.com. Yeah. They should just change the name of The Bachelor to like. Future influencer.

No. So you want to be an influencer. Yeah. Instead of like, so you want to be a millionaire. So you want to be an influencer. I want there to be a show where it's like. genuine, I don't know how you would weed this out, but like only people who are just like so in it for love. I guess you can't weed that out.

You can't. You can't. You need entertainment. That's why like the craziest people on The Bachelor like end up. The people who are genuinely looking for love, I guess, like there's got to be entertainment there if you're if you're yearning that deeply. People of my kind, the yearners, like they're going to provide the entertainment. Yeah. So do crazy.

They'll do anything for love. like they're also really entertaining and like people who girls who fight bad girls club is a great show was a great show I don't even know if it's still happening anymore have you ever watched married at first sight no I don't watch these shows oh because they're all the same to me that's a damn good one I need to because I feel like I'm so out of the loop with the love is blind lore that like I want to be in it well married at first sight is not like that's like kind of like an older it's not as popular as love is blind, but it's the same kind of, same kind of thing. Let me see which experiment you would rather, Connor. Okay. Okay, love is blind is you're talking to each other without seeing each other.

You propose in the pods without seeing each other. Then you see each other after proposing. That's where you formally get down on one knee. And then four weeks later, you're at the aisle and you either say, I do or I don't based off of the four weeks you've spent together. Or we're married at first sight is the experts, there are, there's a team of experts that pair you with someone based off of similar interest, et cetera, values, et cetera. The first time you see them, you don't speak to them. The first time you see them is walking down the aisle to the altar. One thing about me is I'm never trusting an expert.

Even Dr. Pepper? Experts are wrong. Experts tell you every other week, eggs are healthy. Eggs are bad. Yeah, that's very true. I'm like, no, no one's an expert. No one's an expert because tomorrow new information arises. And one thing about us, we change our minds based on new information.

So I'm not trusting an expert. I'm going in the pods. You're going in the pod? I'll see you in the pods. I think, do you think that you could fall in love with someone in the pods? Yeah. You think love is blind? You are telling me that you could fall in love with someone and then stay in love with them

if you're not attracted to them. No. I agree. I could fall in love with someone by talking to them and not seeing what they look like. But then if I see them and I'm upset, it will go away immediately, I think, unfortunately. I do not think love is blind. It's the ick. But if I just could stay not seeing them,

I would be fine. You are going to love AI. Yeah. I think so. We have to move on. Okay. Because I'm worried about, I'm worried about those who have no interest in love is blind or my show that I'm about to talk,

or The Bachelor. I need to say something really quick. I think people are few and far between nowadays. I need to say something really quick about a show that you told me to watch last night. Oh, yeah. So sorry, because I know that you're going to get livid at me. That is one day.

is the most boring show on the planet. I texted someone last night that ooh who's in love with it that she started rewatching it and I was like, are the first two episodes like really boring? And she goes... They're definitely slower at the beginning

with the character development. So I gave it one more episode. No, you need to give it like six or seven. I don't have six times 40. I don't have that. They're 20 minutes. No, they're 40. No, they're not.

They're 40. They're 20 to 30. No, because when you said they're 20, I turned it on and I was like, this is not 20. Look, I was on minute 28 and there was like 12 more minutes left. They were probably all the credits. They're 40 minute episodes. The best show. The most powerful show that I have seen in a really long time.

I think Leo Woodall is like the next huge thing. And Ambika, adore her to literal. Episode one, 39 minutes. Okay, it's not 40. Okay, it's not 20. Some of them are 19. Okay, well the first episode, which was probably the most boring piece of television I've ever watched, was 39 minutes long. I had to turn on that woman talking about who the fuck did I marry just to get through that episode. I like literally needed that cry. I didn't realize how much I needed that cry until it happened. It was like it was, it came from the depths of my piece.

Yeah. Of my person. I saw. Like, like heaving. I couldn't I couldn't get there. I guess like like like. I mean the last episode is really Also like I have trouble with British accents like I truly cannot understand what they're saying Like that's why Love Island I was captioned McGee And actually captions really helped me with Love Island Especially when someone who's from the area that's like I'm going to get a corn sandwich

I'm like that no that's not like But like that really thick like country UK accent I could not understand So guess who couldn't be on their phone the whole episode Yeah. This man. Oh, I could understand them. I couldn't.

They would say stuff and then it would be like a groundbreaking scene and I'm like, damn, I missed it because I didn't understand. Oh, to me, this was like the most powerful show that I have seen. And I also, I saw the movie and didn't really care for it that much. And I knew what was going to happen in the show. And still when it happened, I was like, just kill me. Please take me out. Because it's too brutal. So if you like that.

sad things then give it a go if you don't I would pass. That's all I had to say on that. Have you seen speaking of not being able to understand accents Have you seen that video of Careful with what we say next What? Not being able to understand actions Okay

Have you seen that video of Barry Kogan In some sort of Oh that's a perfect example of an accent that I can understand That's not even like I could No matter how many times I watch it Do you know what I'm talking about is he? I think so is it like W or something like I don't know

No matter how many times I watch this it's not if i ever met barry keoghan hears me meeting him mhm murder on the dance float that's me meeting barry and then i'm that's it i'm not going to say anything i don't yeah i also he's irish irish is for me harder to understand really thick yeah i'm not just talking about his action

damn damn but there's a specific like show he was in where it's not like even remotely the English language that I'm familiar with at all. Yeah. If we find it. Yeah. If we don't, that's good too.

Oh, wait. I have something else TV related to say. So I'm like really fired up on rom-coms, obviously. Yeah, of course. And someone this weekend told me that anyone but you is one of the best rom-coms they've ever seen.

And that obviously took me back. And then I started looking at anyone but you. Did you know it's the highest growth? Adapion of a William Shakespeare ever? Wait, I'm sorry. It's the highest grossing live action adaption of a William Shakespeare piece ever. Well, you know there's a few of those. She's the man as one, which is 18,000 times better than anyone of you.

Well, this is the highest grossing. Obviously, it was like a higher production value. So it's like, and now it's different with social media and stuff. They were like able to market it really well. But do you know that if you take out live action, you know that Nomiio and Juliet is in front of anyone but you? As it should be. By like a landslide.

As it should be. That is a great piece. It's a great piece. And it's digestible. Yeah. That was like a really fun fact considering I can't even. Have you seen it? No, hell no.

I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. But it was crazy to hear someone with like such a starkly different opinion and be like, no, I loved anyone but you. Actually, I heard like two or three people say that. Yeah. I mean, DSDF 100%. Yeah. But I didn't like it.

And that's all I can say about it. What else could you say? Nothing. That was like... Because DSDF. All of those movies like that that are so... What is the one I saw, like Treasure Island or something with... Lost City?

The Lost City, yeah. That's where we met Matthew. Yeah, that was like that was arguably really dumb movie. I liked it. Connor couldn't tell you one thing that happened in that. I was not of this. I was not... Yeah, me either.

At all, okay. It was good. I liked that. And that's like one of those. other um just like high spend movies high money dollar sign movies is this the worst episode we've ever done by the way no wait no watch this watch this video very kogan oh my gosh he's a bit out of the baby here no he's a freak what he has made to the bushes for no way Tommy look I just want to show you the boy he's speaking in tongues no that's I swear that's English

no I swear to you there you have to It's not a bit. That's the English language. He's giving me a clue and I have to record this and play it in reverse. Does that sound like parcel tongue? Completely. I can't for the life of me figure out one, even one word. It sounds like doodle bob.

It does. It completely does. Okay. Let's take it piece by piece. I want to hear one part and see if I can get one word out of it. I thought you were going to deal with this. Oh, is that what he said? I think so.

Can you go back as he? I didn't hear that. No. No, I was wrong. No way, Tommy, look. He's crystal cleared me. I can't. We gotta stop.

Does it translate in the comments? Yeah. That is fucking crazy. Isn't that insane? Look, his biggest role before Sawburn was doodle bob. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Gosh, it's giving me Hoi Minoi. Yeah, it's giving Hoi Noemi Noi. Oh, wow, that's crazy. I don't think anyone was able to kind of. Oh, my gosh. Okay, what does that say? I thought you were going to do.

I was saying he's a freak. What's he asking me to the bushes for? I was saying to myself, I'm going to hit him next time I see him. I know you're messing with now, but like, I mean, even that doesn't make sense. Okay, okay. One more time. I want to hear if I can just hear like bushes. I don't know. Yeah.

Yeah. I just want to show you the point in a lot. Hit him. Is he wasted? Yeah, I do want to. That is literally me Saturday at 1 a.m. I have no idea why the bouncer cut me off. Flashback.

It's like, well, it's the last. Yeah. I mean, that is. And I remember I was like super high watching that for the first time. And I was like, oh, I've just like hit my binkie too much to the point where it's like my loat, my frontal and like pre cortex or whatever have somehow melted. So I'll check this out again tomorrow. Still the same damn thing. Wow.

He's one of a kind, truly. Yeah, I'd love him. I just said this weekend and it reminded me that this weekend I was walked into the bathroom on twice. Would you rather walk in on someone in the bathroom or be walked in on? When I walk in on someone in the bathroom, I leave the premises completely. That's the only thing that you can do to be a decent human being. The fact that somebody would walk in on you and then still continue to wait outside of the restroom is sadistic. Yeah, I agree.

It's sadistic. They are a psychopath. They are a sociopath. They are no better than Legion. Okay. Of that part 59 series, the husband in that. Yeah, I was I was gonna say what I didn't say about that is I was walked in on twice twice by the same person What were you doing?

Need I say more got it? Yeah, the latch was broken and I shut it and He knocked the first time and I said I said hello I said come in and I'm bah I said hello Can you see him? Man, can't you see him over here? Come on, man. Who?

Okay, then what happened? He knocked again, and I was like, that can't be on my stall. And I was going to... Probably was a stall? Yeah. It was a stall. I was thinking single person bathroom. He didn't look under and look for your feet.

Well, it was like Florida ceiling stall There were There were walls on both side of me But the door, it's a slight It's a, it's a, it's a stall door, but there were walls on both sides And he pushed and as I'm saying Occupato, he came in again

And I was like, he saw me the first time too Fancy seeing you here, pal That's too good So he came in twice What do you say if someone knocks in your door Like what is your like? Someone's in here Someone's in here? Like why?

Someone's in here? in here. What do you say? Occupato. Which is like, is that even a, is that, is that like spanglish? Occupato. Because that's like, that's like, I'm being friendly, but get a grip. I wouldn't be in here if I didn't want to be in here.

Occupato. Someone's in here. Yeah. I do someone's in here. Someone's in here. Is that popular? Yeah. I think that's, I think that's the go too, honestly.

I say, yeah. Sometimes I'll go, hello. Hello, all. Hi, all. You just have to make a noise. You could even go, what you shouldn't say is p. And then they come in and you're like, did you not hear me? I said, that is so good.

I think that's the hardest I've ever laughed on this podcast. I think you said too. That was funny. And that was like out there with Bacuchio. Wow. Oh, yeah. Guys, why would my ear hurt so bad? I'm really scared.

I'm like the top here. Oh my gosh. What if I pulled in like a big chunk of my ear just fell off? That happened to me. What? No, it didn't. I think it was ear wax. Yeah.

And I was talking about my itchy feet. Was that before the podcast started? You can tell us about it on air. I can tell you about it on air. So like my feet started itching last week. Ryan's like frowning like involuntarily like this. Feet started itching. I'm hygienic.

I'm tall. Handsome. Why do my feet itch? And so I looked it up like itchy feet.com. And it was like like allergen. Athletes foot, which I don't have because athletes foot is like, but this is disgusting. I couldn't even go more disgusting. Athlete's foot like starts between the toes.

It's disgusting. It is disgusting. There's nothing in between my toes. It's really like the top of my foot is itchy. And you do have like really nice feet for a guy. Thank you. Yeah. The top of my foot, actually the top of both my feet were itchy.

Does it look like anything is there? There's no rat. Nothing to the naked eye. I was like itchy but no rash. And it's like end stage like final stage kidney disease. Diabetes. I wonder why end-stage kidney disease would shoot it, would be in the foot. Imagine like the lat, like you're about to pass and it's like, your feet are itchy now.

That would be, like, that's like literally worse than, it's nonsense. There's nothing worse than, A, an inch on your foot, B, an itch on your foot that you can't quite locate the exact source. And it sucks just on your feet, you can't go like this. Yeah. Well, you could if you tried hard enough. I couldn't. I'm not very grateful. Really?

If I, like, wanted to, I think I could, like, put my foot in my mouth. Really? Yeah, my legs are one inch. I started doing stretches, by the way, and my back feels 20 times better. Okay, Ryan is putting his foot in his mouth. Yeah. Ryan can do it. Ryan's foot was just in his mouth.

Pop off. Okay. That's all I have to say about my itchy feet, but, like, this could be my last podcast. I think it, like, is probably either just, like, a web. other thing or like a circulation thing. I hope that it's not friggin liver disease or kidney disease. I don't think it is. I want to so badly do one of those full body scans.

Brooke, you and I should go in on an MRI machine. Yeah. I don't know how much they cost, but it's a lot. Like my health anxiety, like I am always like, I'm going to go to the doctor and every time I go, they go, I'm like, all right, give it to me easy doc. Like, how long do I have? And he's like, you actually have nothing at all wrong with you. Even your back that you said, like, is taking you out, like is not even slightly sprained.

And I was like, how are you going to, okay, my foot is itchy. What now? I think that that specific machine would, like, really. Reveal too much, maybe. No, I think it would increase the quality of my life to not, to know that I don't have, like, anything, like, in my body that's going to kill me. Would you rather know that there is something in your body? that's about to kill you immediately or not no. If it's already like so far progressed that it's gonna kill me,

then probably not. But if it's like something I could catch early 100%. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You heard about the stingray? The one that is having a miraculous birth? Yeah.

I did hear about that. Me too. Can you imagine if Mother Teresa was reincarnated as a stingray? Ray. Or wait, not Mother Teresa, sorry. Mother Mary. Was reincarnated as a stingray. Not to be confused with Mary Magdalene. I'm back. By the way, Jesus 2.0 is a stingray.

But also what they're not telling you is that like that's happened before. Stingrays can self-reproduce. No, I know that. It's not like insane. And so can like a lot of reptiles because this happened with the alligator, the crocodile that was like by itself too. I am personally confused because what I learned in school was that fish lay eggs. this was the whole thing that I've spoken about

that has stayed with me when my teacher wrote Brooks idea on the whiteboard and crossed it out that had to do with mammals not laying eggs and fish laying eggs because I said where's lay eggs.

The only mammal that lays eggs is a platypus. Really? Platapus are freaking crazy. So are stingrays also an exception to the fish rule? Singrays are a bottom dwelling flat fish that live in soil water.

Like sharks, stingrays are cartligianess which means they have cartilage instead of bones they also have sharp barb they have sharp barb on bottom of long tail that's capable of injecting poison

okay that's not what I want to know no it's a fish yeah I know but so why why is it having a baby out of its coot? Oh my god yeah it's giving live bird yeah is stingy poisonous fish

wow every that video of the Manta ray that I sent you? That was freaky. Whoa. Why did no one tell me manorays were the size of my car? Like an orca. Speaking of, do you know orcas are actually dolphins? I did know that. I learned that from Connor on love on the spectrum. I did know that. He's teaching me so much, by the way. Like, orcas have been taking over my FYP in like a crazy way recently because they're in California right now. Are they not usually? I think of orcas in like Alaska. I think they're just like in the ocean. Well, yeah, but

like they are going down to Mexico, which is like, I feel like Mexico is not your zone, bud. Killer whales are found in all oceans, okay, I eat my words. All good. Forgive me, Orcas.

But they have been spotted, like, down in San Diego, like, eating dolphins. Yeah. Do you know that there's never been an attack on a person from a killer whale? Only at SeaWorld, or only when they're in captivity. Oh my God. Good point. Yeah. But you can like totally swim around even though they're brutal killers. No, they don't want to hurt you. Because they're smart. Yeah. I wonder if like we were able to tell them, hey, hurt this person like in the wild and then be like we'll take care of him.

I've always thought that like if I befriend like a wild animal that they would do killing, they would kill on my behalf. Yeah. Like what if we were like, uh, we're all kind of tired of Hey, Ellen's being canceled. We heard she's going to be down in San Diego this weekend. Do you think the whales would, or or her would cancel Ellen with us? By like giving her a little... By killing Ellen? I was getting there, but then once I started thinking about like a sicking orcas on Ellen,

like it felt too dark, so I changed to like maybe a, give her a flip of their tail just to rattle her bones a little bit. I didn't cancel Alan. I don't, why did she get canceled? toxic work environment Okay Should we wrap up? Yeah, I have to pee again

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