Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Umm. Hmm. Ok. Oh Absolutely.

Episode Date: February 5, 2026

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And I go, pardon? They go, you've been talking to us. Now, I've been DMing Royal Otis a lot on Instagram. No, don't tell me. I didn't realize I'd been DMing two young women a lot on Instagram because they are running the Royal Otis account. So thank you, thank you to my chosen family, those two women that are running the Royal Otis account. I heard the impression I was speaking to Otis. I was, or Royal.

I don't, I didn't really care. one of the two young men I wouldn't really care oh my god oh my god oh my god what's the last time i recorded in this part of my home oh my god i don't know why what are you seeing i think this was my oh oh oh no that's not okay no absolutely not no connor no no put it down down boy Wait, was it Where did it go? Wait, was it just the peel Or a full banana?

No, no, no, no. I mean That is a Peruvian puff pepper. I'd like the Proposa toast. Hang on. Do not feel it. No, I'm not going to, there's nothing to peel. I'm not kidding.

It's a completely dehydrated banana. Was it just the skin or was there a banana inside? No, there was a banana in this. Whoa. me crazy but I really understand where... Jet black. Yeah, I can't even look. Where is it? I've never seen a food of any kind

turn that shade of midnight sky. Did you... Hello? 911, one's your emergency. You lost your banana? I don't want you to put it that lips your face. Oh. Oh, wow. That smells something like I've never experienced.

I think it fermented a bit. Fermented. Ew. Well, that's a testament to how clean my home is. Wow. There's no, I mean, there's not a fruit fly in sight. That took my breath away. Anyway, now that we got that out of the way.

Hey, Brooke. Hi, Connor. Welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast, you little thing. Ooh, I'm still thinking about that banana. I know, I'm looking at it, so. It's giving me the same feeling in my stomach that Chapel Runs, red carpet dress gave me. At the Grammys?

Yeah. Like, ow. You know what I mean? The bananas, giving you the same feeling as like a satin dress dangling from her nips? Yes,

like, ow. Like, ooh. Like, cringe, like my body hurt. Like, it's like hurting me. I was just kind of thinking, like,

not that like a dress is weighing a ton on your shoulders, but I was like, how nice to take the weight off your shoulders? moment put it. Right, of course. But, yeah. But it's just like making me wince, I guess. For different reasons.

What are some other things you could hang from your nipples? I'm thinking like if you only wanted to make one trip from the car after you've gone to the grocery store, how nice would it be? If your nipples were able to, if your nipples were up for the challenge, it would be really nice to just carabiner some bags on the one, one tit. Honestly, not a bad idea to have a harness that has like multiple clips for like five. bags and you can just attach them to your body. Whoa, why have no one done that?

I think it's a vest. They have that as a vest. Yeah. Issey would you mind looking up bag carrying vest? Yeah. I hate that that happens when this happens. You hate what happens? Honestly, they don't really have what I'm talking about

when I invent something and it exists. Oh. No, they don't Oh, that. No, I'm talking about you can Add carabiner to this. I'm talking about glass with carabiners. Oh, this has gotten very sexual. Yeah, I'm talking about pretty quickly.

Something different. Broke wearing a full leather, head to toe fit, going to the grocery store. Sorry, it's just to make it. It's just for ease of carrying the bags. Sorry, it's my carabiner vest. I'm not really into anything crazy. It's just, it just happened to be leather,

but it's for carrying all my bags. Yeah. Anyway, that's something to think about. we touched on jugs earlier in this in this podcast what did we talk about when it was hands-free jugs remember when i think we were to oh we've definitely spoken about jugs i don't remember what we were saying when was the last time you interviewed for something the last time i do you mean like for to get a position or like i was interviewed by like a media outlet no no not a media outlet. Yeah, like you're trying to impress

someone via your skills. It maybe doesn't have to be for a job, but more so just like in general. What is an example of that that wouldn't be interviewing for a job? Like your... A date? No, not a date.

My apartment, I just like met my landlord when she was giving me a tour. So I wouldn't say that was an interview. No. Okay. I think when I last applied for a teaching job. Oh, it's been a while. Did you think you sit down and do an interview and, like, crush it? Absolutely not.

Oh. For what? I don't know. I had to interview for my apartment. You did? What kind of questions did they ask you? Like, what are your hobbies? What do you like to do?

Why do they care? I think they're just trying to get a read. And obviously, I lied my butt and cheeks off. Yeah. What did you say? I was like, I love to swim. I don't know why swimming game. Like, I do love to swim.

Of course, everyone loves to spam. I don't think that that's like a unique thing to me. But I do think that like that being top of mind for me does, does let the receiver know. Like this young man loves human basic activity. Like that's like a base level activity. Primal. Yeah, like a primal activity. Like an like an ancestral, almost instinctual activity.

Swimming. And I didn't, there's no bells. There's no whistles. Okay. So leave every bell and whistle you thought you had about swimming. the dough. Okay. Yeah. I'm talking for the love of the game bobbing around like an apple. Perfect. Treading water, sure. Diving underneath, opening my eyes. It doesn't matter the medium of the of the body of water. It could be chlorine. It could be salt water. It could be fresh. Hell, it could be

milk. Have you? How long did you have to tread water for? I don't remember. I think it was like five minutes. Yeah. I think we have to do 10. One of, yeah, one of my friends did it and like we thought he was joking. He like went underwater and he was being F.R. And he was underwater in a big way. He cramped, which is like a scary thing. You can cramp. You can totally cramp. I'm so good at floating on my back that it's like I'm safer in water than I am in land. I'm better at floating on my back than I am standing on my legs. How often are you floating in water? Tell me. Pretty damn often. in Connor. Okay, so when you're floating in water and you turn onto your back. It's like a ball. Okay. This is me. You're being interviewed. I am the most buoyant person, you know. Okay, cool.

This, like right now you're nailing the interview. The interview is for the position of tadpole. Nice. You know, I was a whale in, in my swimming group in camp. Can't get higher than the whales, baby. Can I get higher than the whales? Pardon? I was a whale in my swimming group Like out of all the levels at camp I was a whale Okay I see Not a lot of kids make it to the whales

No they don't You know why I made it to the whales Why? Because of my performance on my back So you have a way with words Young Hussey Thank you Do not call me young Hussey

We have one young Hussey in the studio We're joined today with one young hussy She is great on her back And she is a whale No, I know. That's mean. Sorry, she was a whale. I was a whale.

Do you remember when? We did that like All American Rejects. We watched the music video. In the video, it's like, I like hate fat people, even though my mom is a whale. It was like, you wrote that down and they put your face in that music. Yeah. Young man. I hope, I really hope he, I hope that came back around like these 15 minutes of fame.

Like, I don't know if he found. his 15 minutes within the All-American Rejects, I'll keep you my dirty little secret music video. Like, I don't know if he found what he was looking for. I sure hope that wasn't reflective of something that happened to him, like a lived experience. I really hope that was just like they were handing out the cards at random, and he happened to draw that.

No, I think that was his. That's truly his darkness in his heart. Like, that is someone, that's like watch list vibes. Yeah, I think that was his, and I think his 15 minutes of fame lingered longer than 15. Like, once you hold up a card that says my mom is a whale, like that will linger in your life. I hope it did.

Like I hope that he had to answer to that. You deserved it. Did you see the movie The Whale? No. Did I tell you about my experience watching the whale? Yeah, you're sobbing on the plane. Yeah, and then I switched it over to, um, not the holdovers, Mr. Whatever with Tom Hanks. Oh, a man called Ove, but Otto at right.

It was awesome. A man called Otto Ove? Ove is the book. Oh, you know. one thing about me. Not a big reader. No. I do want to discuss something with you.

Wait, are we getting into our book that we talked about last week? I was kind of going to mention that. Because I changed my mind and I wanted to explain. No, you can't change your mind. I was getting really hyped up. Well, let me pitch you something. Okay. For those of you that don't know in the bonus a few weeks ago,

Connor and I decided to do a book club and we were going to read Morton and Glory milking farm. which is a minotaur romance. I think it was just the milking farm. I think it's morning glory, baby. I think that was what, is it, are you right? Yes. Morning glory milking farm.

Okay, so if you're wondering like, what could this book be about? It's really just in the title. And every innuendo that you think that they could be making that, they are. Like, it's pretty much laid out for you. They're jacking off the minotar. 158%. I was going to pitch. What about Jane Eyre?

What about Jane Eyre? What if we did that? Is that a Dyson product? I don't know what. No, it's like a classic. Okay. Like an old Bronte classic. See, like, we had like a really fun thing going.

I'll do milking farm. I'll do milking farm. We like met in the middle. I'll do milking farm. I'll do milking. This looks really, really. truly like I'm going to change my major if this is a required read. I will do anything from.

I just, I saw Withering Heights and I made it. I added to my New Year's resolution read a classic. So it's at which I don't like want to do it. But like I'm going to. And I thought it would be less painful if you did it with me. But I'll do. I'm down. I'm down to read a classic.

Like it's confusing how they characterize books as classics. Like I'll read 1984 with you. No. I mean like what like a like one of these that is going to test my limits. There is a reason why all of these authors killed themselves. These books are snooze fast. I don't think any of the, I don't think the Bronte sisters did that. They, but they put their heads in.

No, you're thinking about Sylvia Plath. I would like to read the bell jar as well. That I think I'll actually like. Yeah. I mean, like, I guess I watched Love Island, UK, and they all, that's a good show. Sorry, I'm not meaning to like, where was the connection? They all killed themselves on that show, like. Oh, I didn't know that.

I didn't know that. Yeah. And I found that out as I was watching. in that season and it it did ruin it for me, which is no surprise. But like knowing that Sylvia Plath did go via oven,

like I think going into it, I'd be like, oh, this is interesting. It's kind of like, you know, when an artist dies and it's like, what's that saying

about when an artist dies and you start to appreciate their work more? I don't know if there's a saying, but it's just a thing. Like appreciated post-mortem. Yeah, it's like, why don't,

how about we appreciate it? while we're here because I would, you know, that's almost worth like faking your death for and seeing like what people do with it. That's my favorite episode of Friends is when Ross throws himself a memorial service. Yeah. Have you seen that? Yes, of course. No, I haven't. I'm sorry.

I don't know why I lied. It's okay. But, okay, we'll do morning glory milking farm. I think we do this. This is baseline. Let me grease my wheels a little bit. Okay. I don't, you're not going to.

I don't think. you're gonna love it. The thing is I don't think you're gonna love it. So I really feel like we're meeting in the middle here. Look, it's not like- I could see, see this is, no, I was, I can't. I was gonna try to convince myself that I could see, like, liking him.

I can't get on board with the Minotaur. I can't. But there's been many, okay. And I can't read- That visual is like, that visual is not my favorite because she's clearly, she's filled the jar up with something and she's, she's gloves on, which, um, The thing is I can't you it we will be tested.

Yeah. But you know Luke of of book talk read it as a social experiment? Is that look right there in the middle? Yeah, the one in from the tractor. Yeah, he just came across my desk last week and he followed me. So I followed him back. Yeah. Oh, that's great.

Oh, he's read this book. He has, he read it as like he was like, I will do this, but like I won't like it. He really liked it. Go figure. Sometimes you, sometimes the milking farm is where you least expected. Sometimes the milking farm is right under your nose. Exactly. Sometimes the milking farm is what you find along the way. I'm really nervous.

Wow. I'm excited. When do we start? I got to get the book. I keep forgetting to get it. I have it. I bought it for you. You'll get it next week. I have a copy there? Yeah, I got it. Oh, how fabulous.

Can I just see it? Is he and just open to a page and kind of see what type of content we'll be working with? Yes. Yeah, when I get it. Oh, great. No worries. Yeah. Okay. So Morning Glory Moking Farm, it is.

And if you'd like to join our book club, we'll be doing that in the bonus. Starting later. Okay. Can we click that bottom, I'm sorry. That bottom right image and maybe this is a passage. Oh, a passage. Of the book. She should have let go.

Violet knew that. She told herself she ought to do so immediately, but she was hypnotized by the way his heavy balls throbbed as he came. Each spurt into the milking machine originating beneath her fingertips. and she began to squeeze them in time, helping him empty every drop. So I'm down for Janeair. I'm not.

I think I can't. Do you want to do Janeair? Can we, do you think we could maybe, can we look into a third option? Between milking farm and Janeair. I think we can find something in between the two. Okay. If you guys have any suggestions for something that meets in the middle of a,

Bronte Classic and heavy balls, please let us know. I can't think of anything. Think of a Vindigra. Yes. What is it called? Venn diagram. Venn diagram.

And think of something right there in the middle. In fact, forget the Venn diagram. Yeah. Think about a spectrum and we're thinking milking for him on the right and we're thinking Jane Eyre Bronte sisters on the left. I think the key for us is that it has to be out of

both of our comfort zones because we have to have a like shared experience. And I think that we'll get that when we venture on the to the edge of our comfort zone and a little bit past the edge as well. And is that what? So are you back to morning glory? Not at all. I'm saying that there's got to be something that meets in the middle that is also out of our comfort zone. Because like I could be like, let's read this romance and like I'll like it. But like you're you're going to be miserable. You know. Yeah. Maybe there's a. a classic that we would both like. Which, by the way, I have to bring this up.

Something that I am so excited about. You know, they're doing a live action. Tangled? They're doing a live action. What's the boys on the island? Where the wild things are? No, no, I love that. You know, I love that shit.

But hang on. Boys on the island. Lord of the Flores. They're doing a live action, Lord of the Flies. I've never read that. Do you want to read that? Did you already read it? I don't want to read that.

I mean years and years and years ago. I don't know. I don't want to read that. Okay. But I appreciate it for what it is. Oh, it's a TV series. It's a new four part live action TV adaption of Lord of the Flies. It's set to be released on BBC.

That's how you could be really good because it's on BBC. And it's filmed in Malaysia. Love. Yeah. That will be. I'll really enjoy that. Okay. Girl, winter is so last season.

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when we have like a more firm grasp on reality and like what we have in common. Okay. Maybe by the end of this we'll find somewhere in the middle. Okay. Okay, let me go through... I also have a lot of media to speak of. media yeah like book i have a movie a tv show and a book all of which i've consumed since we

last spoke all right well do you want to just start with where there werethering heights where there's originals that is a it is a tough for me to say i think i said withering last time but it's more of like withering it's more like we're there's originals the anything that your grandma has at the bottom of her perch. We're the ring. Here's what I'll say. Yeah. You guys know I have premiere blindness.

Let him know. So you can't really trust this review, unfortunately. I have loved every movie that I have seen at a premiere. That means I also loved it ends with us when I saw it at a premiere. Ben, saw it at home. Hugely different experience. So I don't know. I really, really enjoyed myself and I thought it was great. But again, that being said, I don't know if you can trust me. I do know for a fact, like obviously it was like visually stunning. And I thought the performances were incredible. I had no idea what the story was about. And I would imagine this is very largely different from the book. That being said, I didn't even know the tone of the story.

I thought it was more of like a... Hey, can I jump in real quick? You may. What are you talking about? Wuthering Heights. Yeah, I'm like, I don't even know what you're referencing plotline. Like, what did you see there if there was no plot line and you didn't know the tone? No, I'm talking about the book.

I'm saying I didn't know anything about the book going into it. Oh, I see. Sorry. Continue. It's okay. I didn't know what the tone of the story was. I didn't know what the plot line of the story was. So I was very surprised by.

the way the movie went. Yeah. And I guess I don't really want to spoil anything. But like, I also know there are a lot of people who feel very strongly about the book. And I would imagine that this movie will not be for you if that's the case. But I have a mind really. Can we just like, I'm not going to watch it. I want to be very clear.

And you know I love my boy. One of my closest confidants. J.E. was great. J.E. Yeah. I have been pretty significantly turned off by the press surrounding their, like, off-screen relationship, like, whatever's going on with that. Oh, how, like, they became emotionally codependent or whatever? Okay, so, like, there has been, like, this progression of, like, every movie that has a male and female lead, and any, actually, any leads, where the movie seems to be.

dependent on the press around these two maybe having a romantic relationship off screen even though like one's married and one's dating and like well they won't they and it's like very very weird and like no one's buying this one for some reason and I don't know maybe because it just like feels inauthentic like margot Robbie doing an interview and says that she's pretty codependent on jacob lordy she she found herself looking around for him when she couldn't see him and like didn't know where she where he was and I'm like one you're married not that that's ever stopped anybody speed bump, not a stop sign. And it's Jacob Lorty.

Like, no one would blame you. But I, they got matching rings and then they, like, I don't know. It's like, is it throwing you off at all? You saw the movies. So I don't know, maybe this is coming. That's just how it goes. Like, now. I think that's how they sell movies.

But, like, this is a, this is an adaption of a classic. I think people would have been curious enough as it is. You didn't, you don't have to like. Sex sells. Do this. Do this much. It's just disappointing to me to look at these two A list, A list, A list, A list, A-list celebrities buy into the like, the like, sorry, like anyone but you press tour where it's like,

we're fucking show, you guys should see the movie. I have actually not gotten any romantic vibes between them. It's like the whole press thing. No, I know, but I haven't gotten romantic vibes. I've just gotten like weird. Margot Robbie had a shrine to Jacob Allorty during Wuthering Heights. So that, like that feels romantic. Platonic shrine.

I know you have a lot of Platonic shrines. Yeah. I don't know. And I knew it. Yeah, I guess I'm not buying it like you said. Like I'm not sensing the romance. No, no one is, but it's actually turning me off to the movie. So I think that I hope we see a correction in the press tour situation where it's just like,

you guys don't have to be having sex because at the end of the day, you are actors. So just go ahead and act like you're having sex on screen. And then you guys can go home. I hear you. Like they put too much money in things. Maybe just like buy some, buy some billboards, you know? Yeah, I haven't watched too much of it of the press.

I find Margot Robbie to be so beautiful that it, like, it does. Not upsets me, but it's like I don't need to look, you know? You don't need to what? Look. To look at what? Margo Robbie. Her? Yeah.

Oh, I see. Because she is just like so beautiful. I'm like, cool. You know? Yeah. I don't think you're the first one that's ever said that. Yeah. No, and I won't be the last.

But yeah, I haven't engaged too much. So, yeah, I think, but I think a lot of people would agree with you. Yeah, that was my only thought. Now, can you, can we just give a warning that you're going to spoil it for me really quick? And then if you're not going to see it, you can listen. If you are going to see it, see it, skip. I'm not going to spoil it, but I will say the tone. Will you spoil it to me?

No, because I don't want to, like, someone's bound to listen and then get mad at me. Skip the next 30 seconds. I just didn't, like, it's, I'm going to spoil it right now. Start it. One, two, three. She dies, like, pretty gruesome deaths. Like, it's not like a love story. Like, they, like, they,

I guess they were in love, but like it's not a love story by any means. It wasn't really. It wasn't really getting you there. I mean, no, it was still really good. It was just, I thought it was like more pride and prejudice, which I think is classic, like, yearning love story. And this was like, there was a darkness. Just the prejudice.

It's just the prejudice, exactly. But there was, yeah, it was just, like, made me feel sick. And I saw. Ugh. You sob? Oh my God, at the end, yeah. Wow, that's sad. Yeah.

Okay, well, that, I mean, that was one of the things that I had that I had a question about. I was curious. I was never going to go see it, though. This doesn't, like, this doesn't, like, do anything for me. I wonder if it did anything for Jacob Allorty, because he just won all those awards for Frankenstein. I wonder if this was just like, this one's just for me. No, I think that, well, he loves, he works.

I think him and Emerald Fennell have that thing that a lot of directors, and actors have where it's like you're I like I will use you in all of my projects like Emma Stone and um Guillermo no not Guillermo who's that was that director the one like begonia and you know what I mean yorgos yeah wait I watched begonia oh how was that um um like like okay what's weird is it like this is like a movie that you could really have begonia was like really it had like an artistry to it but it was like almost like a little bit so unsettling and I'm sure there's like an underlying theme

that I didn't care to think that far into I was just kind of like oh my God like what? It was so it was so almost S&Ly if that makes sense Emma Stone was really great Jesse Lemon's great Bad? Brooke I don't know like I really don't know

I haven't watched a movie and been like We are so good at movie reviews No, well, you're like, okay, how was weathering and hikes? There was a tone to it. There was another lot of tongue. No, begonia, I, Bagonia, I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't, and I wasn't like, huh? But I was, and I also wasn't like, huh. I was kind of like, hmm.

Do you know what I mean? Connor, the thing is, 100% I do. It just like. It just was. Hmm. Hmm. Okay. Okay.

Was it more of like. Okay. Brooke, yes. It was totally like, okay. Okay. Thank you for letting me know. Thank you. Okay.

Okay. But it wasn't like, okay. Do you know what I mean? Mm-hmm. But it also wasn't like, okay. Yeah. It was like, okay. Well, it was like, well.

Yeah. For me, Wuthering Heights was more of like, oh, absolutely. Okay. okay so for me begonia was like well i just watched a movie that's well said well i just watched that that's what it was yeah i get that yeah yes that oh that felt so good to get off my chest yeah um so that's that now and that's what it is now to looking towards the future i am very excited for white lotus they casted white lotus Me too.

If you didn't think that they were going to, of course, Mike White, kiss the ground you walk on. Helena Bonham. Yep. Cast it for, could you think of a better casting? No, and can I raise you Chris Messina? You can. I've spoken about him ad nauseum in this very chair. I don't know that.

You know that? Wait, have you really? Yes, you know who he is. Mindy Projects. And from that show. I do. Well, Marissa Long is a friend of mine. Oh, wow.

And Alexander Ludwig, that's great. I mean, Chris Messina, that's a brilliant, yeah, that's a really casting. Can you go up a few? I do, I could see Caleb, Jontai Edwards, causing some problems for me and some people in my life as well. What? I said I'm looking forward to getting to know the guy. Of course. I think it's going to be completely brilliant.

I think this is a great casting. I want to see Helena Bonham. I don't know what I want to see her do. I want to see her do at all. I'm curious. Wow. Brooke, we're saying,

we are truly saying a whole lot of nothing today. That's fine. I want to see Helena Bonham act. Well, here's what I'll say about her. I've only seen her in like very dark roles. Yes. So I'm curious to see what she's like in this type of production.

I'm going to make, I'm going to make a call here and say that she's going to be an over. overwhelming protagonist in this season. I think she's going to be happy, go lucky, and I think things will happen around her, but not directly to her. Okay. Let's keep our eye on that.

Watch that space. Do we know when this is set to release? We do. 2027. Topfully around May. Oh. Oh, they're not film. They're not even filming.

I guess they just cast. So, um, wait, okay. So, yeah, there was that.

Very excited for that. I don't want to be an act. actress, but I want to be in White Lotus. You want to be a dead floating body? No, I want to be one of the cast members. Yeah, that would be great. That's a dream of mine, too. You and I could go in and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and,

comedy series together called Big Mistakes. Okay. Is that not very cool? That is very cool. The series follows two incapable siblings who are blackmailed into the world of organized crime. Oh, that sounds fun. Doesn't that sound fun? Yeah.

And they will star in it? Sorry. Who else is cast in this? I don't see Rachel Sennett. Taylor Rotega. Natalie, so this is Natalie Ortega's sister. Natalie Ortega was on tour with me. Oh, and Jack Inanin is in it.

Wow. Okay, very fun. I didn't realize they had already cast. Upsetting. But good for Jack and everyone else involved. Great, I'm looking forward to this. We are getting, by the way, I'm about to read through like a handful of TV and film coming up.

And it's all really great. One, there's a Stranger Things animated series. Go to Hell. Let it go. How long is this going to go on? Next, we're going to get a Riverdale animated series. Stranger Things should be a lesson in like what not to do. Like they had me so wrapped around their finger and then they just waited way too long.

Like I've never not finished a series like except for Stranger Things. You got to let it. The art of letting something go well, it's still going really, really well and everyone's on your side. It should be studied and it should be put into practice by by franchises of that scale. Well, I wonder if it's the same thing as playing Blackjack. I wonder if you just can't. Like I just, I could never, if I have like $300 and I started with $100, like I'm going to keep going even though I know I should walk away. Yeah, and that's, that's called a gambling addiction.

And that people go to rehab. I wonder if it's the same thing. Like I wonder if the Duffer brothers have a gambling addiction. 100% they're addicted to it. And guess what? They have an animated series coming out. So their friends need, well, I'm sure. Are they doing it?

I mean, it's, it's called stranger. It's literally, look, it's. It's literally first trailer for the animated Stranger Thing series premiering April 23rd, and it's on Netflix. There's no way they're not doing it. And collaboration with Flying Bark. Yeah, the duffer. I think I will watch it, unfortunately, just because I'm like craving a cartoon. You're part of the problem.

But I think Odessa Zion is in it, as she should be. She's struck gold recently. I don't need to even look at this any way. Who else is in it actually? I'm curious. Okay. Yeah, Des is in it. And that's all I know.

Where are you seeing her? Oh, there she is. Cool. I'll probably watch. I mean, do you think it means anything when your original cast won't stick around for another rendition? No, they would, like, I would not expect them to. You don't think Sydney sync would be a voice? Sadie?

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See Associate at Lowe's.com for detail. Okay, next, who's ready? Me. Maggie Gyllenall has a new movie coming out, The Bride. Christian Bale plays Frank, who is obsessed with movie musicals. He develops a parisocial relationship with movie star played by Jake Jillenhall. The film features big budget musical sequences. Is it gay?

It appears to be gay. This sounds great. Yep. It's in, it's Maggie Jillenhall's she's cast her brother. This sounds awesome. And Jesse Buckley. Wow. When does this come out?

It's horror? It doesn't say. It does on here. It's horror. Oh my God. It comes out next month. Wow. Exciting.

Wait. This is completely different. This is in 1930, Chicago. A scientist brings a murdered young woman back to life. So I think this is a different film than what you might be reading or no. No, it's not. It's, it's, I'm, I'm reading it. Do you have anything about bringing someone back to life in your synopsis?

I mean, I'm sure that maybe that's just a high level plot point and they wanted to include what would do well on Twitter. Okay. Can I'll be Cruz too. Okay, we'll watch the space. Yeah. But if it's what, if it's what you told me it is, I'm pretty damn excited. Now, what do we know about Margot's got money troubles? I want to read that.

has been, what? I want to read that. Okay, it's starring L. Fanding, Michelle Pfeiffer, Nick Offerman, Greg Kinnear, Thadia Graham, and Nicole Kidman, premiering April 15th on Apple TV. Yeah. That's going to be really good. Are we ready for the next one? Okay.

Lucky, a new series starring Anya Taylor Joy, Anya? Anya. Good Anya. And Timothy Oilafant. Okay, they couldn't have picked two weirder names to put together. Good luck. They're pretty normal. piece to everyone involved.

The series follows a con artist who has to go on the run from both the FBI and a ruthless crime boss releasing July 15th on Apple TV. Okay, I don't think I'll walk about. Anya Taylor Joy, nothing ever works for me. So probably like this seems like it would be up my alley, but it's like it just never works out. No, I don't think I'll walk that one. And then I think I have one more and then we can just shift gears, okay? Okay. All right.

What do we think about their, they cast the Beatles? So there's a movie coming out, The Beatles. Yes. It's starring Barry. Keogun. It's starring Paul Mescal. It's starring Harris Dickinson and it's starring Joseph Quinn. Right.

There's some very, very, very, um, spectrumed takes on these. There's some hot ones. There's some cold ones. No one likes Joseph Quinn's casting. I like can't. I struggle to perceive. Barry with this hair

I don't You like it No I don't like anything really When I see him Well I just said I struggle to perceive it Oh okay Yeah I'm in the same boot Boot

Yeah it's tough It's a tough one I do think he's really talented actor But he's hard Like I mean it's just like Yeah that is not Awesome Like I'm serious

If I saw him in person I'd be like, I swear to God he just cast a spell on me. Like I feel cursed. And no offense to him. Like I said, he's very talented. Am I wrong? Or is this going to be four separate movies? Did I make that up?

I think it's four movies. Do you think I was too mean about how Barry Keogan looks? No. I think I'm sure he's aware. And I said I was struggling to perceive him. So I think you're fine. It's four separate movies. So they,

all come out at the same time. So is there an order or is it like Bridgeton? You can kind of like they're interconnected. You can kind of read whenever. Sean Mendez. No, Sam Mendez. Sam Mendez is directing. Oh.

Released in April 2020, designed as bingeable theatrical experience while all four films on individual members will be, well, they'll be released in the same month. The specific day-to-day release order has not been finalized. Hey, good time to get AMCA list in over two years from now.

Now, the thing is, like, like, I got to play pessimist here. No, I guess they're filming four movies. I was just kind of like putting out four movies at once. It's just, are these going to be in like box office? Or if it's bingeable, it's probably streaming only, right? Oh, I was thinking in theaters. It's a theatrical experience. Okay, well, what upsets me and my home girls is that if you can't go to Belanoche,

where the hell could you go? One. two, if you're beefing at a wedding, you should just say beefing at the wedding. Why the hell would you take that to someone else club? Now three, if you're releasing four movies, are you buying four movie tickets? Like, that's just like, they are ripping us to shreds financially. Not a few of a list. I know, but what a time to be like, hey, we're releasing four movies.

Come see four movies. That's like insane. It is. I don't think it's ever been done. First time for everything. Uh-huh. I have a, we can keep moving right ahead. I have one more that I'm going to...

Okay. Go ahead. When love is there and love is real, age won't matter. Age is thrown out the window. When singles search for their soulmates in this new reality dating series hosted by Nick Vile and Natalie Joy, age of attraction comes to Netflix on March 11th. I'm excited.

And I'm excited too. This is something I will be tuning into. It appears to be Milf Island. And I am excited to see how this goes. I could see this going really well. This is like a really good example of how we were talking about dancing with the stars being like it's a good combo of this and that. And I was thinking like the Golden Bachelor has like just people their age.

And it's like, okay, what if this person's into younger people? And what if this younger person's into older folks? Then this is a perfect combo. Absolutely. Do you believe that age is just a number in terms of dating in terms of dating? I think age is just a number in general. I'm experiencing that right now. Yes.

in real time okay with dating no just in my life day to day got it just age is truly just an o'clock but if I was like I want you to meet my boyfriend and I walked in the room with like

a 58 year old what would you think what would I think like honestly I'm not like unless he was a 14 year old I probably wouldn't say anything I really don't I'm not asking what you would say I'm asking what you would think what I would think

see like I'm also 58, what does he look like? You know, is he a looker? Is he, is, listen, if you came in with, he's totally hot. Yes, Brooke, I would be like, look at you. Okay. There's my hussy.

Yeah. I would, what I would say is, um, you come in with like, you come in with like a Martin short, you know, and like, I'd be like, Brooke, yes, he's so fun. Like, we got to get dinner, you know, like, I would think that and he's bang. But I'd be like, this is awesome. This is so fun. I don't know.

I'm not like, yeah. Thank you for your support. I think that if I came in with a 58 year old woman, I think that your group text would, your phone would be vibrating off its, off its, the ringer. Well, yeah. But that has nothing to do with what I would say to you.

Right. But yeah. I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would see that and would love that for you. Well, I'll be watching this show. When does it come out? Oh, I've no. March 11th. Okay.

Which is insane at that soon. We're having a good, we're going to have a good month. We're going to have a good spring full of TV shows, which is going to be great because it's cold here. Is it cold there? No, it will be 80 something today. I can't wait for next week. I'm going to go to the beach. I don't know if it will say till next week.

I'm going to put a gun in my mouth. Let me see. Drops into the 60s on Tuesday. Oh, drops of Jupiter. That's just my luck. Yeah. But, you know, I fully went to the beach and, like, got, like, a tan this last week. Wow.

Yeah, you were glowing a bit. That's very nice. Um, they haven't picked up the trash in New York in 12 days. Why? Because of the weather? Yeah, it's pretty much, like, disgusting. Is that why you're holding on to your banana? Just, yeah, there's nowhere to put it.

Out of respect. For the streets? Yeah, for the men on the streets. And the women on the streets. I absolutely. need to hold on to any and any and all compostable items in my home. Is that not impressive, though, that there was a rotting banana sitting in the studio in my house and like, sorry, guys, it's not going to happen anymore.

I'm an adult man. Age is just a number, though, at the end of the day, but I'm an adult that shouldn't be burping into the microphone. I apologize, and I own up for that. Although it's better out than end. That's what my dad always has. I wouldn't even call that rotting what your banana did. It's like a different process.

It's like dehydrated. It's something. remarkable. Which makes me think, like, if that banana dehydrated in such a way that it is rock hard, what's happening to my body and lungs and organs in here? I think it's a different thing. Fruit versus humans? Yeah. That would be a good video again that I'm sure you would play. I guess that's Fruit Ninja. I mean, like, it is fruit merge, basically. It's me against the fruits. Fabulous. Oh, fabulosity. Um, just like, really quickly to touch on Bridgeton.

Are you watching Bridgeton? What do you mean? Have you always watched Bridgeton? Yes. And I have said from the beginning, you know, Jonathan Bailey, as Anthony is one of the brothers. And I have always said from the beginning, I'm a Benedict girl. He's another one of the brothers, which is crazy because like you have a brother that's played by Jonathan Bailey and I'm, you know, I'm in a relationship with one of the other brothers.

which is, you know, insane. And I have said years ago, his season, once you see Luke Thompson on the big screen, is going to change lives. I don't know who Luke Thompson is. Is that the character? Is that the Benedict. Benedict is one of the brothers that I, I'm a Benedict girl, right? He's changing lives in front of our eyes. He's the artistic one, you know?

I have watched him. He loves to go out. Oh, he looks like Jonathan Bailey. Well, they play brothers But I think he's just a white guy Yes But anyway I saw him in a play two years ago in London

Yeah And I just I guess it was on obsessed But I was like Mark my words Like it is going Like this season is going To be the end of us all

And if you haven't started watching yet I would That's it It's pretty severe Really awesome In a scary way So that's that. It's so nice to have something to come home to.

It is, except for they only released four episodes, and then the next four they're releasing on February 26, I believe. So what I would also say is, if you are enjoying this season so far, go ahead and read the book. You can read it before the rest of the series comes out. That's a fun little thing to hold you over. I really enjoyed the book. Bridgerton is a book?

Bridgetton started as a book series. Wow. People love doing that. It's a classic. Isn't it? Yeah. Um, some adaptions are Adaptions are epic.

Oh, totally epic. Something else I wanted to flag is that I've gotten really close to my Spotify DJ recently. Yeah. I never really used him before. But yesterday he let me know. I'm in John Travolta's top 1% of listeners.

From like musicals? I guess it's from Greece. But like, isn't that an amazing thing to be? Yeah. It makes me feel special. because like how many other people can say that. Is John Travolta still with us? Yeah.

Didn't. Olivia Newton John is not. What was it? Oh no. Was he in some hot water or no? Yes. But I'm pretty much confused by his existence and like what has he been. He has gotten.

He has been taking the Rock's school of roundness. How has he gotten so perfectly round? I don't, I just never get like, like bald guys like when they have like no hair like at all like no like little subble you know when it's like shiny well yeah I mean he's a he's has so much money I'm sure that they have people for that to make him shiny but I wonder how is if his head almost comes to a point I wonder if I had no hair on my head I've always said I know for a fact I have the ugliest scalp yeah I don't think I

would look like this. I think that people would really be like, how long do you have left? Yeah. I would like be spending hours and years of the dermatologist if my scalp was on display. Like there's so much when I feel my scalp, I'm just like, I don't know what this is and I don't want to know. Brooke, it's not my business. You bet your fat ass. It would feel so good to get in your bed with a bald head like crawling around like an earthworm. I would be burrowing in all my pillows like head first. Like this, like, ooh, like you just probably slide back. I would get silk sheets. I would put my bald head all up. And I would probably sleep with my head at the end of my bed.

Because I'd be slipping and sliding around. Oh my God. I would grease myself up like a sea lion. And I would, you know those videos of sea lions and they're upside down and they're going to the kelp for it. Yeah. Me and my bed. Yeah. I would shave.

You know what? If I go bald, I'm shaving my whole body. You don't really have any hair anywhere else. I have hair in my legs. I have more On your legs Yeah That's all to say

You probably do You have light Hair I have no hair My arms No hair of my thighs Back No hair of my back

I'm jealous of your Of your legs And shit like that Um Well Congrats What Try not to burp

That was really hard I held it in though Um Are you I don't know Have you been on TikTok recently? Um, not really. I mean, like, obviously, like, yeah.

But not in a way that's like, I'm consuming new content. It's more just like, I get a lot of AI foods talking. Like this rice, this animated rice. It's like, don't put me in the fridge. Something, something. And then like a banana store me at room temperature

or else I'll some, you know, I just get a lot of fruits. Angry fruits and vegetables. I'm getting the animated medication. Ooh. I'm potassium. Don't take me in the morning. I'm going to make your stomach hurt.

I'm like, ooh, potassium evil. It is helping me so much. I hope they're using that in schools because if it already exists, like obviously we shouldn't feed into, you know, demand breeds production for these AI videos. Like if we're eating them up and they're doing, they're being engaged with which they are, I'm sure the creators are like, let's do more of these.

But it is really... No, I have learned a lot about how to store my food. That's all I'll say. Storing food, the supplements I'm taking, really, really fabulous stuff happening on AI animated medications. Unfortunately, like I'm pretty sucked in. I have lost about 2,500 TikTok followers from just not opening the app the past two weeks, which has been a fabulous

a fabulous purge see ya don't let the door hit you on the way out is one two please come back like I'm just taking a small break you know like I'm still me you still post on TikTok

I haven't posted in a while you know I have my my TikTok fatigue where it's like there's just always a new person that's so funny and I'm like that should be me like I should have come up with that idea and then I'm like I don't even want to be on here if they're on here

but I hear that there's a new bald eagle couple on TikTok Jackie and Shadow that like people are pretty much gushing over. Oh my God, I don't know Jackie and Shadow. Yeah, and this is like one of my favorite things. I love these. I've always been obsessed like at the rodeo in Houston. They always used to have like a little incubator that would have a lot of small chickens and chicks and it. And they would be hatching from eggs. And I would be locked in just watching them come to Earth for the first time and be crack.

through the shell crack crack crack and then their beak gets out and then their little gross body follows but these these bald eagles they're they're a couple it's jacky and shadow oh i thought one was like a human no jacky and shadow are both eagles and you see here there's closure i mean they talked back and forth for from wherever jacky was they're chatting um something ate one of their eggs before jacky joined him in the nest after being gone for nine hours They both broke out into the most beautiful in-depth conversation. Yes, I don't think I've ever witnessed them being vocal for so long. Who is reporting on them?

This is like one of the, so this is one of my favorite things. Like I would like to watch during the Super Bowl, I would like to have like a thumbnail of Jackie and Shadows, like in a red zone type situation, but it's a, it's a GoPro Nest live stream of Jackie and Shadow's Nest. They've gone through ups. They've gone through downs. and they're still together and their resilience is something from days of yore

like this is a magical thing that these do have look at the caption I think you can all learn a lot they're grieving parents too so they have lost several babies yeah Jackie and Shadow displays the resilience and devotion to each other

I hope they move on and possibly have another clutch of eggs yes I'm trying to remember what happened to their OG eggs a ravenate them and I'm a fan of Ravens that's the thing if I was watching

a GoPro video of the Raven I'd be clapping I'd be cheering my shirt would be off I would have the R I could probably recruit AVEE in the stands cheering for Raven

unfortunately I'm on Jackie and Shadow side so this was sad to see it and they still stuck together I do hope that they have another clutch of eggs I'm on that I subscribe to that what was that animal that kind of recently was being filmed

filmed and they were pregnant, but it was Immaculate Conception. Was it the mountain lion? No, it was definitely an aquatic. I think it was a gator. Was it a stingray? Yeah. It was a stingray. It was a stingray.

What happened to the pregnant stingray? They figured out that like it was not immaculate conception at all. Like one of the other stingrays fucked it. No, but there were no other stingrays. Something else had happened. Like something had had sex. I think maybe it wasn't pregnant. Was it full of gas and farts?

what ended up happening She's sick Charlotte This is a year ago I'm just saying Charlotte a lone singer is pregnant Aquarium now says she's sick Okay it seems like a cover-up now

Like not to be a conspiracy theorist But like Maybe the government She might have had a hysterical pregnancy Brooke you shouldn't say that That's a genuine That's a real thing She died

She passed away The major update Okay they killed her A rare reproductive disease She was very vocal about not being suicide And then now she's dead. It was a mass or fluid buildup rather than actual babies.

Yeah. That's so upset. They love to say that it was a fluid buildup. Confirming her death after months of medical issues. Yeah. Right. Right. That's so upsetting.

Wake up, people. Like, this should not be happening so often. When else did it happen? How many whistleblowers died during that Boeing thing? They were full of fluid, too. I wonder whatever happened. there. It's funny. We haven't heard anything from the Boeing folk in a while. By the way, Boeing, huge fan. Love your work. I have to fly tomorrow. Um, are you going to LA tomorrow?

No, I'm going to San Francisco tomorrow. I'm going to San Francisco tomorrow. Yeah, I'm very excited. That will be a big game. Who's in the big game this? I'm going out to San Francisco tomorrow. Is that where the Super Bowl is? Yes. Wow. Yeah, I'm very excited. That will be a big game. Who's in the big game this? year. Patriots. That's why I'm such a, I'm like so, so, so, so stoked. Listen to this.

Aiden, our friend is just a huge fan. I'm going with Abercrombian Fitch. Wow. But yeah, I'm stoked on that. But he bought a ticket because he's such a Patriots fan. He's from Boston. How much does it ticket to the Super Bowl run you? I didn't ask.

But like, he's like, this happens once in a lifetime. I'm going to go. Well, I'm just curious. not saying this is how much he paid, but it, whoa, it's a pretty severe range. It's 4,500 to over 50,000. That is just in, insane. That is crazy. Okay, sorry, continue.

No, that's all I really had. But listen to my travel schedule coming up. Is it going to give me hives? Yeah. I mean, my, it's not lost on me how incredible the things I'm about to say are. Like it's like, this is like when I'm like, my life is a movie. This is like Timothy Shalameh, what I'm about to say. I'm going to San Francisco for the Super Bowl.

I'm coming to L.A. See you guys. We're going to record in person. It's going to be amazing. I'm going to leave you. I'm going to go to Vancouver for my, just for laugh show, which I'm so excited about. You know how much I love Vancouver. And it's going to be huge.

I think I'm playing this theater that I really like. And then I leave Vancouver and I fly from Vancouver. cover to Milan for the Olympics. Oh, we need to chat about that. I'm out of town for the Olympics. Oh, we'll be fine. Okay. Yeah. We'll be fine. That's crazy. Yes. Why did I tell you that? Just because it's insane. Yeah, I'm so excited. I think I might be going to New York in April. What? I think I might be going to New York in April. Will you let me know your dates when you get a second? Yeah, I don't have them, but. Okay. I did a show

I okay get this you're gonna hear something crazy oh god yeah okay I'm done burping you guys please stop I did a show with Noel last night our boss Noel how was that

it was great so I like I'm doing a show with Noel Miller I'm thinking oh I'm opening and I was I was opening so I'm thinking I got 15 I love opening you know it's 15 minutes usually like when I did it with Jake Shane like people don't there's the stakes

are very low for me I'm doing 15 minutes at the top. Going out as an opener, people already, they viscerally react to jokes. I don't know the science of it at all, because you know I used to go out first and when I go out at the end, to close, people were so, like, excited to see,

you know, happy and like excited. It's because they were warmed out. You have to warm out the ground. And I didn't notice that until I started having openers that like, oh, going out cold and you're the first person they see, there's a visceral reaction to, you could say the funniest joke in the world. They don't just go stone face. They actually frown.

they go go home you know so I think I'm getting there it was at the the College of New Jersey which fabulous place I've never actually heard of that

do you know where in New Jersey the college of New Jersey where New Jersey is the college of New Jersey it's in central Jersey okay a place that doesn't even exist really if you think about it now

I get there I'm almost there it's like two hours from Manhattan and And then I'm like, cool, yeah, no, I'm just doing 50 minutes to go. No, no, no, you have an hour. You're doing like 45 to an hour tonight. I go, oh, that changes things.

I didn't figure out until like 15 minutes away that I was doing like 45 minutes. But it was a great show. I had so much fun. And you just kind of have a show tonight. Pivoted on the spot? I pivoted. Wow. Pivot.

Yeah. You pivot. That's what you have to do. A master of your trade. Ah, don't be crazy. Seriously. All right, champ. I have to use the restroom.

I'm sure you do too. We're just ending on me, like just telling you stuff about what happened to me. Like, I don't want to, I don't want to end on that. Well, what would you like to end on? I want to end on something and you can walk away whenever you feel uninterested. I just want to, like, bring something to light. Remember when there was, when Lububo started coming out and there was, like, a group of people that was like, these are demonic, like, these are harboring demonic spirits. You can, you can go pee.

I can just, I can handle this. No, it's all good. I really truly think I'm on their side now. When Labubus came out and they've quietly, like, kind of faded into the back and they were being 3D printed, they were like at Cheyenne and they're like at every bodega and they're at every kiosk at the mall. They're spraying perfume. They're putting a slip at a Labubu in your bag. They're selling them as like, buy, spend this much money, get a Labibu.

I do think that maybe they might have been harboring some sort of spirit from the, like a dark spirit. Like Annabelle? I'm not one of those people that's like, oh, we're in hell. everything that, like, the world ended in 2020, and this is hell. But I do think that maybe Labibus might have brought something, brought something with them. I'd like to look into the origin of Labuboos and who created them and what was the reason. And was it just cute or was there an underlying, hmm, maybe it's a thinker. Maybe we dive into that and bonus.

Okay, we can also look at how Matt Rife's ownership of that haunted object LLT thing is going. Yeah. He owns Annabelle. Let's look into that as well. Okay. All right. Well, we'll leave you there. If anyone has the answers, R. E. Lubu and their creation and their purpose here on Earth,

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