Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Unwrapping Our Spotify Wrapped

Episode Date: December 1, 2022

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I got this one that I really need to get checked. Oh, my God. Wait, hang on. Okay. I got to stop lying. You've been saying you need to go get something checked for like since we, we were almost a year into the pot. I don't want to.

I don't, because a lot of people are. getting very involved and kind of concerned. I'll figure it out. It all works out in the end. I gotta stop lying to Uber's when I'm in the car. I don't know what, I think a lot of people do this, but like this last one, the guy was like, oh, like I like this area or whatever.

Like it's pretty expensive. I was like, yeah, it's, I mean, you know, your area? Yeah, for, I mean, all of Santa Monica is expensive. LA is expensive. But I was like, yeah, it's like, what do you do for work? And I was like, I'm, I just graduated med school. Yeah. Oh, okay. You went in a completely different direction.

Well, yeah, because it's kind of fun improv to be like, yeah, do something that I know nothing about. Like, I just graduated in med school and he's like, what do you want to do? And I'm like, well, I'm thinking about being a doctor. Uh-huh. Because that's, I didn't know. I panicked. And he's like, oh, my God, talking, talking, talking. He's like, I have this mole. And I was like, oh, damn it. Uber driver asked me to look at his mole.

That's horrible. Did you? Eh. What was your conclusion? I said you should go get this checked. I go, ooh, you should get this one checked. It's not your, you're not in the dermatology field. No, imagine the blood on my hands if I was like, no, it actually looks fine.

That was the best thing you could have done. Yeah, well, actually, no mold looks fine. Like, if you really get up and close and personal to a mole, it's like, what are you? Yeah. They are. Maybe it is chocolate. Yeah, a little chocolate. Yeah.

The first one I got removed, I ran into a barbed wire fence when I was like 15. And it looks, it's right here and right here. And I can't remember which one is the mole that got moved and which one is the barbed wire that went into my chest. You want to show us your chest? No. No. Oh, weird. Well, because I have to be very careful because I'm wearing this jacket today.

And Brooke said I looked like a big poof. Just when you sat down in that one. I look like Violet Beauregard. When you first sit down. Yeah. But it's a cool outfit. It's very like hipstery. This is my Olivia Rodriguez-Rodrigo merch.

Good merch. Great merch. Speaking of merch. What a natural transition. Get that. I burp. Get that burp out. Yeah, and let's move forward.

Speaking of merch. Speaking of merch. We got brand new B&C merch out for Black Friday. You may have seen it on our stories, but it is still available. We did a crew neck for our comfort. for freaks. I love a crew neck. It's so good because you can wear a crew neck with jeans and go out.

Or you can wear a crew neck and sleep in it for three days. Yeah. So versatile. And it says smooches across it, which was highly requested in embroidered via Brooks idea. And then we got T's. And I'm going to wait. The picture of the crew neck is here. Here.

Wow. Wow. Look at that model. Oh, yeah. And that is a model. He looks professionally trained. He looks swollen. Swollen.

Because he ate a lot of soup the night before. Oh. Soup makes me so sweet. Really? Probably because of the salt. We also have a hat, which is cool. It's kind of like a felty material. It's really heavy. You're like the ones Connor always wears.

Yeah, yeah. You have love and respect for. Ooh. And it's embroidered as well. Wow. Ooh. Look at that. Pull up.

Pull that close up of that up for me. Wow. That guy looks like he uses Cole Gates overnight optic white whitening pin. Does he? He do. He do. Wow, that's incredible. You'll be seeing that on mainstream today shortly and TikTok.

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which looks like a top lip that you would maybe suck on if you were making at with someone. And the bottom lip, don't even ask. You don't want to know. It's already been sucked just straight off. So it's been sucked off. So we have the T-shirt, the hat, and the hoodie, Krewneck, available right now still on our site.

BNCmerch.com. I wasn't sure if there was any slashes in it. We'd love to be matching with all of you. Yeah. In our smooches. Yeah. Plus, you can get a discount on old merch and TMG Studios annual minimum. membership, but only till Sunday. So this is Thursday today. Yes. And then Sunday would be after Friday

and Saturday, which are following today. Perfect. And then Sunday would happen. Would it. Yeah. Would happen to us. I think that's that. That's that. I also just went top of the show today. Spot of Her Raps came out this morning. Um, holy smokes. I text birth this, well, I go to text Brooke this morning. She's already texted me, but I was like literally, um, about to cry. Because you guys tagged us in your Spotify rap so much and that is so it still feels it's like imposter

syndrome yeah well it still feels like I can't believe why like why are you guys yeah we had we had I just opened one you know because it feels like we're still doing this from Zoom right you know recording it and kind of messing around

and then one guy just tweeted me or DMs me on Twitter what's his name oh pull up and he had listened to 12,000 something minutes of B&C, maybe, which is, I think that's every episode. No, I think that's every episode multiple times.

That is, I don't even know. Or maybe close for, I don't know. How many minutes are in an hour 60? Yeah. So if we have 44 episodes. Here, calculator time. Okay, what did you, what was his number? 12,000.

Just do an even 12,000. Okay, no, no, no. Okay, his number was 12,000. If he's listened to 60 minutes. 200, it's right here. Oh, I was kind of excited to do it. Oh, I'm sorry. It's 60 minutes times.

What kind of? 44. What route are you taking? 2,640. So that's every episode. So he's listening to every episode. 10 times? Okay.

Something's kind of not adding up. Wait, can you, are you sure that was his number? 12,000? Jimmy, let me pull it up. But even with some close friends. Yeah, no, I'm not making it up. Okay, throw in some close friends who are being generous. We'll give him 3,000.

No, but close friends isn't. On Spotify. Oh, what? You spent 11. Oh, my God. Okay, so he listened to it wasn't 12,000. It was, you spent 11,622 minutes with your top podcast, Broken Connor, make a podcast. Okay.

I'm looking at his name's Jimmy. Thank you, Jimmy. Shoot, what did I say? You just divided by 60. 2,600. Wait. He's listened to every episode 4.46 times. Okay, so Jimmy.

Jimmy, love you to goddamn death. You have to. Because I love you so much, I want to check in. Yeah. And make sure that. I love Jimmy. That you are. We got to have Jimmy in.

Yeah. Let's get Jimmy on the pod. Wow. There's no way. There's no way. I don't know. Do you think that's Photoshop? It's not.

It's not because I know a good Photoshop. This is not Photoshop. No, it's not. That's. Jimmy. Love you to death. Seek out. I'm going to.

Scary. Wow, Jimmy. Go off Jimmy. But yeah. It's also so weird to be in people's, like Spotify. Yeah. Right. Right.

It is really, really cool. I was embarrassed of my Spotify rap and chose not to share it on Instagram. You want to share it here? You feel safe doing it here? Well, I knew. One more. One more thank you guys so much for listening for it. We're coming up on a year.

I know. And we got. Loki, we have no plans. For our anniversary. No, I think there is something that's really exciting. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. In fact, I think it's like the most exciting thing that it could be. So forget what Connor said. Yeah, my bet. We've got huge plans. Oh, we've got two things. Huh?

Huh? Huh? Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, we've got two things. Yeah. That's exciting.

There's so much. Two things are better than one. Yeah. How are my hands today, clammy wise? Crazy cold. Once again, you corpse. Mm-hmm. Feeling so, so sickly.

Okay. You got the Suds. I had a bad case of the Suds right before Thanksgiving. Yeah. I think I gave them to you. You did. You handed me the baton. The baton of the SUD.

And I'm running the race so slowly. I'm running the race like that old man that is 98 finishing. Finishing that like 40 yard dash. The thing about the Suds is when... Yeah. Totally. Everyone's like, okay, let's wrap this out. The thing about when you get the Suds in November is that they last until April.

Yeah, that's... That's depression. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Depression with a side of suds. Yeah, it's a runny nose. Because the weather, yeah.

And a call. Yeah, it's amazing what the weather can do for your body. How was your Thanksgiving? Oh, wait. You want to do Spotify wrapped first? Yeah. Okay, so you didn't share on Instagram? No, I was embarrassed.

Do you want to go artist by artist? Yeah, I can. Okay. Yeah, let's do that. Yeah, let's do that. Okay. You give me yours first. I don't want to tell you mine.

Um my time cool I am that makes sense yeah um what's number two my number two is

Tom Mish yeah who's been on he's been on my list since I found like first like six years right he's been my number one I think every year except this year

number two just yeah Morgan said get down from there really I'm getting up there okay my number two

is Taylor which I was surprised by because that means you listen to a lot of heart. To be honest, yeah, I do, no, I don't really listen to that much Taylor. I think it's just that she has so many songs that I'm not even realizing, like, I listen to a lot of different songs by her, even though I don't replay them over and over again. Yeah. She just has so many songs. And all too well, 10 minute version, really. See, I devoted a lot of my life to that. Yeah. Yeah,

that's a good song. Yeah. Um, you know, she was on my, my, my, uh, Spotify top. Love Story was on last year. incredible. That's like my number four. That's a pregame saver, by the way. If there's ever a lull in a pregame, you're trying to get somebody off the couch or whatever. Play Love Story by Taylor Swift.

I was really, this year I was really into all too well, 10 minute version. And also the one that was in the summer I turned pretty. She had a song in the summer I could be. Yeah, which one was that? The way I loved you. The way I loved you. I was really, really down with this year.

I don't know that one. I don't think. Oh. Me neither really at this time But it'll come back to me I've got the snibbles today I apologize It's okay

No no worry My friends that get the hebees Okay Number three was Goth babe For me Which I don't think you know Goth baby Yeah I do

You do? Uh huh I couldn't give you one song But I've heard of it Yeah so good I love him to death As a person Yeah We don't know each other at all

No I've tried to interact Several times He's not interested I've manifestation space by this time next year, you are going to have a photo with Cothby. Well, the thing is, I've been backstage and I've been friends with

some of his friends. Oh, he's not. No, no, he's actively, no, he's not interested, which is fine. But I admire him and his lifestyle. That's really a powerful thing because I saw something on TikTok of this comedian that's like obsessed with the 1975 and then Maddie Healy outwardly was like,

I really don't like this guy's comedy. And the comedian was still like, that's okay, I still like you. I don't think I could do that. I would be like I have to also not like you now because it's too painful. Talk about divine intervention with never meet your idols. Like they're pretty much both.

In idol saying I'm not into your stuff would be really hard for me. All I hear there, I just don't want you to listen to myself. All I hear that is, I've heard myself. Yeah. See, no, for me, I'm... Nice. It would be hard to come back from.

No, if someone that I really am, I was like, yeah, I've listened to your stuff, like... Not for me? Like, guess what? It's for hundreds of thousands of other people. I don't need you, but I'm so stoked you've heard. If I came up in conversation, you would know who that person was talking about. Right.

And I'm not talking about God, baby. I would much rather someone have not heard my stuff than to have heard my stuff and say not for me. And that's why the human experience is so special. So true. My number three, Andrew Garfield. Oh, good. Yeah. And people are like, I didn't know Andrew Garfield made music.

Yeah. Have you heard of 30, 6090? Yeah, he made music. Have you heard of the 3012? Yeah. Incline? Good job, Connor. Yeah, it's 3090, and that's also what I call the 12-330 is the workout, but I just call it 30-90 because that's what's helpful.

Yeah. So Andrew's my third. I still haven't gotten to the part that I'm embarrassed about. We'll get there. Yeah. And my number four was Midland. Who's that? That I don't know.

Country band. Everyone I encouraged to listen to them. They're really good. The lead singer is married to the ex-CEO of Outdoor Voices. And they're from Austin. They're like a really cool couple. That sounds like a cool couple. Yeah.

And when I was unemployed, when I was in Austin, they would be at like swimming at like noon on a Tuesday. And I'd be like, oh, look, there they are. Yeah. I'd be like swimming around. Swimming in what? There's like a bunch of natural swimming holes and stuff. Damn. I want a natural swimming hole so bad.

Yeah. I found one specifically that no one knew about because you had to kind of trespass to get there. It was really nice, but like a couple people would find it. And they were one of them. Do you know if there's any here? There are. They're not secret, though. Oh.

Where are they? I think they're inland a little bit. Okay. Yeah, in the hills. I love to just kind of find one of those, if it all possible. They're online, surely. Okay. Is this the embarrassing part?

No. It's Harry Stiles number four. Oh, good. Which, like, again, like, there's no reason for Taylor Swift to be number two and Harry Siles to be number four. I think it started picking up data pretty late. Yeah. Or it didn't start picking up data pretty late, but.

Well, it definitely didn't get my, my last like month at all but I just like I just stops October 1st I just don't understand I just I don't get that because I feel like consistently I've listened to more Harry Styles

and then my number five kind of came out of left field you're definitely not gonna know this hers H-E-R-S really good band it's funny because they were on my sitting down in the shower playlist

which is depression and when I got my 20 when I got my 2020 Spotify wrapped I was like out of my depressive period and I was like this is horrible right it felt like a stab in the neck right they were like remember when you were depressed yeah all year right how about you revisit that I don't want to do this right now right and they were like on that but now it's funny how music can be reshaped now they're on my driving down to Malibu playlist Ooh. And as I've expressed before,

there's not really a difference to me between depression and heading out to Malibu. Yeah. But the pictures are the same. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

This is where I was not thrilled. My number five is Young Gravy. Um, because you remember when I first got my new headphones? Yeah. I kept, I slept in them because I loved the way they felt.

The AirPod Macs. My AirPod Macs. I slept in my AirPod Maxes because I loved the way that they caressed my ears. It was like a weighted blanket on your head. And that was my phase of only listening to Betty. So I played Betty as I slept for about two weeks.

So that was just Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty. And, you know, I sleep for about eight to 14 hours a night. Yeah. So that was a lot of Betty. Yeah. So that's kind of what that is. You must have been up there on the point zero five.

A lot in the up there in the young great. be listeners. So that is interesting and I've listened to 25,858 minutes. Whoa, how did I beat you? Really? What do you listen to? How many minutes? Um, stand by because I feel like you spend a lot more time in the car. 33,962. That's almost 10,000 more minutes. I feel like you take a lot more drives than I do and they're longer. I fly a lot too. And that, yeah. But I'm also listening to music all day. Yeah, I'm not. Um, okay, I have something else I want to say about this spot of her. I like how every year, whoever the intern is, is like, we got to keep our finger on the pulse.

We got to have, we got to like get the lingo down. So last year it was a lot like, yes, queen, you slayed the tracks. Right. Yes. You, um, I don't know. It was just very, it was like very chuggy words from TikTok. This year, they took a completely different turn and they've moved. into like, I don't know how to describe it besides, like, transcendentalism.

It's, like, very kind of, like, one with the... How would you define transcendentalism? I don't know if that was the right word, but that's where my gut is taking me. It's like by Robert Thoreau, right? Edward, Robert Thoreau. McDonald's. Oh, don't tell me. Don't tell me.

Don't tell me. Was created by... Emerson. Thoreau? No, those are two different people. Transcontinental Railroad. Ralph Waldo Emerson. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on, come on. Who was it? Henry Thoreau. Henry David Thoreau. Oh, what did I say? I don't know. Why am I knowing their middle name? I said Edward.

You said Edward McDonald or something. Huh. Anyways, wait, what's the definition? That's common. An idealistic, philosophical and social movement in which developed, yeah, okay. Is that what you meant? Kind of. But, like, I was thinking like a more urban outfitter spin on transcendentalism, which is like.

Ooh, transcendentalism meets urban outfitter. Yeah. A collab. And so the words that were being used, I was like, what are these words, even. So they said that I like to start my morning with appreciation for quiet relaxing, which is like pretty basic. But my, I seized the day with

yearning bittersweet nervous. Ooh. What does that even mean? It's given yearning bittersweet nervous. Honestly. But how did I seize the day with nervous? Trust me, it's possible. I was biting my nails all day. I think you listen

to music that is for the purpose of calming. Yeah. Like Tom Mish is very like, oh, I'm going to listen. to this to calm myself, center myself. So maybe they're picking up on the fact that you're needing centering. Yearning bittersweet nervous is like, that's like how you would describe a Cocker Spaniel that has like a rough past.

Ooh. I don't know how to access that. My messages. And then I embrace the night with hype, confident, lit. So like this is a big bag of like nothing. Right. Like they're saying nothing. But there's a lot of people that.

We're tweeting and they were like, how was my, let me try to pull up some example tweets. Keep talking. Okay. Well, I was just going to tell you my top five songs. Yeah, tell me to top five songs. Okay, 3090 is number one. And I just have to say, I've never had a conversation with someone

in which I've told them to listen to 3090 and they've said, you know what? That song's not for me. Every single person has thanked me for enlightening them to 3090. So I encourage you to press pause on this podcast. go over to the Tick-Tick Boom soundtrack, put on 30-90, and then get back to me because that song's going to change your life. Okay.

Oh, that was just number one. Oh, I'm sorry. I want to read off some more of these things. Someone got your morning started with spooky pleasant angst. You seize the day with hardcore sad. Right, just throwing in a lot of adjectives. You embrace the night with pumpkin spice wistful, easygoing. Pumpkin spice wistful easygoing.

How is that a description? Yeah. That's not an adjective. I seriously feel like they were pulling things out of a bucket. I think they're just like, let's see what we can get away with this year. I think that they know because it's so easy to joke about, but like all press is good press. So last year, I mean, that was my best performing video last year. I'm pretty sure.

I got ripped to shreds because the intern that I said wrote it all was actually someone who is very successful and I was being tagged in that a lot. You know my heart. Who cares? I know the sound of your heart. Um My number two was Don't Wanna which is Heim Right

Number three was Betty Yeah Number four was Boho Days Which is another Tick-T boomer Classic Number five was Want You Back Which is another Heim

I want you back No not that one I want you back That one Oh I know that one Yeah All right well And that I think is all she wrote

I was shocked The Glee cast Didn't I find one more Although that other Spotify rap thing that people were doing the festival one you know what I'm talking about the Insta Fest oh yeah that was fun I had Clay Aiken on

on mine performing with the Glee Cat there was a lot more options to pull there yeah yeah yeah I had 1975 as a headliner that was a fun one I had this one artist on there and I was like what is that and it was the person that makes all the white noise your brown noise that I listened to a lot of breath they should really just could you imagine if that was one of the main stages and everyone just sat down and was listening to white noise. Right. Spotify needs to put...

That's awesome. Instead of a silent disco, they should do a white noise disco and everyone just chills. I think that's a guided meditation. Like in yoga... I don't want any words of it. Okay. No, no, no. I want to, like, try to get through a page of a book without having to read it 15 times. What an awesome, awesome idea. Free idea. I started reading again for C3 or Golden Voice if anybody listens from those two companies. For what?

C3 or Golden Voice put on, I think, like, half the festival. Golden Voice does like Coachella and C3 does like, Lollapolidia. This is one more of the genres that someone tweeted. His number one was alternative emo. Number two was rap. Number three was stomping holler

and number four was vapor trap. Yeah, I had some weird genres as well. Yeah, I mean, they know what they're doing. People are talking. It's harrowing. It's heroin? Yeah, heroin. Yeah, people are talking about it.

They won. They won. Yeah, I think if you're just like, if you're like, I don't really understand they won you have to tweet it to be like what is what is vapor trap

which of these artists are in they're making up new genre they know exactly what they're doing and they're good at it yeah that's it yeah I think the moral of the story is do things with intention

because they were intentional about these words that they chose but it's also like Marion Webster being like okay the word of the year he's going to be gaslighting you know it's like just so that people would tweet about it because Miriam Webster is irrelevant.

She knows what she's doing. This is Webster? The thing is, everyone knows what they're doing and there are some people that don't know what they're doing. Oh, there's two kinds of people on the world. And either way, people are going to talk about it. Cheers. Yeah. Let's give

them. Matt's transcendentalism. Come on, Chenaya. Yes. How was your Thanksgiving? Nothing happened at all. I spent time with family. My biggest thing is that like my parents are so nonstop. So it kind of was hard for me to go out at night. We were down in Orange County and then be able to sleep.

And then my mom starts her day at 6 a.m. and I get a text by 7 saying you're wasting the best part of the day. Wow. Which is interesting because the sun's not up. So like, are we bats? Right. But she's like, we have to play pick. We have to be at the pickleball courts by 7.30 because they get busy then.

Okay. And so I was starting playing pickleball. And then once we finished pick a ball at 9.30 or something to have 930. 10. Then we got to bike down and get coffee. And then after coffee, we come back. Wow. And we take, like, we didn't have any dead space, like phone time. And I'm like, I'm like, okay, cool, we have 20 minutes before you have to go to lunch. And my mom's like, cool, it's going to walk. I'm like, no, we can actually maybe just sit. Like, a lot of people actually just sit for a little bit. We don't have to fill up every space of the day. Oh my God.

Your mom would hate me. Well, she goes to bed early. So, like, sun goes down, like, six, Some was going down at five, so 6 p.m., I was like, which has been really, I don't know why this week, this year of the time change is kicking my arse. It's kicking my arse because it's kicking my arse. I'm trying to get that whole accent down. I can work on it. But like coming home and then, you know, showering and chilling and getting on the couch and then being friends being like, hey, our reservations in 30 minutes. I'm like, well, it's 10 p.m. I'm not in Europe or New York. Right.

I'm not going to dinner now. And I'm like, oh shit, it's 715. It has really good feeling late, very early. But all I had is Thanksgiving was sitting, sitting time and phone time. And I know this is like a common phenomenon that people experience when they go home for Thanksgiving. But just like the transgression that I had to just like being in high school. What's that word? Transgression.

Yeah. Just like taking a huge set back. like I was a high schooler for the past week. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was in my American Eagle. Doesn't matter how old. No, I was in my American Eagle pajama pants for five days straight, slept all day. I was treating TikTok like Tumblr, just looking at videos of the 1975 over and over and over again. I was fully like,

devolved. Yeah. Really. Didn't like truly got on the plane back to L.A. in my American Eagle, PJ Pants. Could not take those off if my life depended on it. I get it. I totally get what you're talking about because I'll get in fights with my little sister. We're both. I was having full on tantrums. Yeah.

And my parents are like, I'm going to take your phone. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? Like, I pay, you know, I pay for my phone now. You can't take my phone? Right. I'm like still. That would be actual theft if you take my phone now. Trying to learn how to be a 26 year old again.

Like I really, really took. a lot of steps backwards. I understand what you're talking about. I do. Yeah. I also played a lot of poker, which I'm really, really, really good at. Are we smelling a new obsession?

No. I don't think so, because poker is more so just like I, I don't feel like I need to play poker right now in the same way that I feel like I need to play Pac-Man right now. But I'm very good. If you... I would like to...

I haven't played in so long. I have to... We used to do poker nights. I'm really good because the only thing my dad, the only piece of furniture my dad brought from Philly to Arizona was the poker table. Oh.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Really cool. He's in college. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sounds like that's what we used to eat dinner off of until we...

Yeah. Oh, we ate Thanksgiving dinner off the poker table. Yeah. Why do you ask? No, I didn't. Yeah. But yeah, that's what we used to do too. Yeah.

So just kind of taking it back. Mm-hmm. Taking it back. You know, there's two, three kinds of poker you can play. Hit me. There's Texas Hold-old. Do you know that one? Just just the two cards.

There's Omaha. Never heard of Omaha. Really? That's when you have four cards, but you can only use two of them. You have to be really strategic about the two that you're using. I would have trouble with that one. And then there's another one that I forget the name of, but you're playing.

You like deal two hands. Let me put my glasses on so I can kind of see. Looks like there's maybe more than three. Oh my God. Okay, Texas Hold'em, Omaha. It wasn't seven card stud. Maybe it was five. I don't think it was five-card draw. Is it high-low Chicago?

I don't think it was high-low Chicago. It was two, you had two flops. You know flops, of course. Yeah, I'm in one right now. I don't know, guys. I'll have to ask my dad. Sorry, that was my suds. No, it's totally okay.

But yeah. Interesting. Well, cool. It's fun to have activities like that. You were playing poker. I was playing pickleball. Yeah. And I'm number one in fantasy.

I think I'm really a gamer at my, my core. Yeah. I also read a really great book about gaming. It's called Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow. I really recommend it if you guys like reading. Oh, they did look like gaming type book. It was really good. I can't have two hobbies at one. So now that I've taken a break from knitting, I'm back to reading. But I can't knit and read at the same time. I mean, you can do an audio book, but you like physically turning the pages? I can't. No, I can't pay attention. Yeah, I love turning the page. Oh, man. Cool. You know, I think it's less reading as my hobby. More turning the pages is my hobby. Love the smell of a book. Oh my God. I really think like I don't know. I want to work at a

bookstore so badly. I want to work at Barnes Noble or a little indie bookstore so badly because I love them so much. You'd start a bookstore. But then I think that I wouldn't love it as much. But yes, con, that is my ultimate dream is to start a bookstore on the beach. Can I tell you something? That also sells like knick-knacky stuff and yarn and like a miscellaneous source. Yeah. Miscellaneous item books for. On common goods. Let's put that. ad right here yeah um i love bookstores and stuff stores uh and i love mixing it together i love to i used to i love the smell of a book i used to eat a little piece of a page i i believe it yeah good source of fiber for a fact for sure because what do you think that paper's made out of tree tree fiber

yeah yeah so thank you yeah no problem um so we haven't been here for two weeks yeah yeah so we haven't been here for two weeks yeah I'm trying to rack my brain I think the last time we saw each other it was the day before or it was the week that we went to the AMAs I'm sure everybody saw we got invited We haven't even seen each other since Harry and Olivia broke up no

Wow Yeah A lot of like it's every time we take a Week off we get like slammed With a bunch of new stuff But we went to the AMAs I just want to quickly cover that No of course

So if anybody listening is like Why were you guys at the AMAs We like don't know Well you were invited And you were kind of enough to bring me as your plus one. It was so legit that like our situation.

I like thought we get invited to stuff all the time. Like we know we go. This was genuinely like straight up like an actual actual star-studded event. We walk in. There's people with the microphones pushing their ear and they're like Lady Ephron and Fibule have entered. I was like,

how did you know our name? Like they knew when we walked in. Look there you are. There we go. Yeah, we got our Getty images. So you when you walk out onto these carpets. Oh, no. Brooke was in vogue. Brooke was in vogue, Australia. That's not a good picture. Brooke was in vogue.

So anyways, so we go out, they're screaming at us. We go on the carpet, we see, like, there's a handful of other internet people. I hate my knees. Okay. It's a great photo, and it's a great fit. So anyways, right before this big event, I had some time, so I was like, I'm going to go get a haircut, which I think a lot of people would probably not go and do something physically altering like hours before they go to an event with a bunch of cameras.

I've moved forward with doing that at like a super cuts-esque place, which, okay, I understand. So don't writ me apart. But sometimes it works out. And I just wanted to get cleaned up. So I walk in and I sit on the chair, oh, I just cracked my sternum. I sit in the chair and I'm like, they're like, oh, you sit right there. No one comes up to me. So I'm like, and then this woman comes up.

She's like, hi. I'm like, hey, how are you? And I was like, I can't tell if she works here, so I'm not going to, whatever. And she's like, okay, how do you want your hair done? And I was like, I just want to get it cleaned up. I have an event later today, like, whatever. So she turns me and she starts cleaning it up. Usually that's all you have to say.

Like, guys, like, don't have, I don't have all the lingo. I'm usually like, can you make it less like a helmet and kind of, but, you know, I don't know. Like, I don't want to cut too much length off because I like the flow. So anyways, I say that, and she seems to understand, and then she starts going, and I kid you not, 40 seconds into the hair cut. I'm not facing the mirror. She goes, oops. I was like, oh, my God.

What? Like, what was that? And she was like, flips me towards the mirror. And I'm like, oh, my God. She's like, does this look even to you? Asking me. That's like your dentist asking if you need braces. Do you feel like you need braces?

I was like, I'm what. And she's like, she's talking about my sidebreads. they were not even. No. And it's been a week and a half since she cut them. You can still kind of tell when I lift up that she, like my hair has never, doesn't need a razor. Like she cut them.

She buzzed them. Right. So I was like, well, no, they're not even if you look at the, if you look at them. So she put my hat back on my head. And I was like, oh, she's sending me home with a free butch, butch like butcher shop cut and like she just kind of like went him and then she starts cutting my hair with the hat on right which I've never seen done and then she kind of is cutting my hair with the hat on for a couple minutes well that's what people do for bowl cuts that's what they do for bowl cuts

so I don't know I don't know what vibe I was giving off when I went in that was like trying to just do whatever you want right but um she shaved off she kept going higher and higher with my sideburns until I asked her to stop I was like that's actually probably good but she was razor or zz, which I don't, you don't do that to long hair. Right. So anyways, I said, you know what? Actually, this looks perfect. So I'll go.

Right. Paid a lot of money for some reason for that haircut. But then that was it. And then we get there. They don't have our credentials ready. So me and Brooke got dropped off on the side of the highway where all the VIP cars that are all escalades are driving by so slowly by us. And we're sitting in our clothes waiting to get inside.

and every single car there was like Becky G passed us and then who else was there like pink past us all these people and then we walk inside and Cody and Kelsey are inside and Noel and Alina and we're like hey like we made it in and they're like oh yeah we saw you on the side of the highway I have Connor was nervous he was going to miss the photos at the red carpet so I took someone she took some while we were on the side of the highway in front of the sanitation truck yeah we got our photos in so thankfully but we did make it we made it it It was so fun. It was really cool.

Taylor Swift was there, just, like, walking around, which was insane to me, how she's just, like... She was kind of floating. ...able to walk and walk back and forth and stuff, and sit down. Wild. It is wild that she's able to stand and sit. And then Carrie Underwood, like, flew over us in this ball. Well, where we got seated, I figured we'd be way up in the shadows where they put people like us and

the person was like, no, you're down there. And then we were down there. And then down there, we were row three somehow. And the people in front of us were Dan and Shea and Imagine Dragons. And then Tanasha was right here. And then two rows in front of them, or like front row were like Chris Olson and Megan Traynor,

Becky G, Taylor Swift is, I kid you not 50 feet away. Wild. And then I think about them thinking about us. And they always be like, damn, like what is going on with my career that I'm sitting so close to like these two. No, they, the good news is, hon, they didn't know who we were.

So they wouldn't be thinking that. Always know just what to say. Yeah. But it was really, really fun. It was a good time. Thanks for taking us. And then my favorite part of the evening, you were being so sweet at the end. I got myself, we were getting in two separate Ubers because we live in two separate

parts of town. And Connors got there first and it was downtown. So he said to his Uber driver, like, can we just? just wait till her Uber gets here because I'm in three minutes I'm waiting with this woman who's five four eleven and I'm going to wait with her until her Uber gets here to make sure she's safe right it was so gentlemanly and kind and then Connor's like okay and then like closes the door to the Uber to wait with me for three minutes his Uber speeds away takes off so the the woman your Uber driver was a woman who was unwilling to wait a minute for Connor to wait with me in downtown

LA. So that's something to think about. It is so neat. It was funny because my that speaks to your character. My next Uber was 17 minutes away and I was like, okay, cool. Now I'll be like I can hold my own downtown LA. Right. And then I said, I don't want you, I don't want you to wait alone. So we did end up. So we spent the night in downtown LA. Yeah. We went. We did a two stop Uber. Two stop oops. That we're 40 minutes away. Um, okay. Well, let's do some relevant information sharing. Damn. Always got to the 40 minute mark for relevant information. huh?

We've got a handful of things today. I had, go ahead, go ahead if you want to take something. No, I'm waiting for you. No, just go ahead, go ahead, because I have, oh, crap, I wanted to say something. Really quick about the AMAs. So I've been reading about being present because I feel like since having access to the internet,

I have like, you know, like Thanksgiving will come and go on. I'm like, oh, damn, I should have gotten off my phone for a little bit so I did this time but um and some of the things they say are is like pinch yourself like so you can like enjoy your time and like be it really in the moment and so I'll send you guys the photo um so we can put it up but please look at my pose for all of the red carpet photos jimmy 12,000 minutes I was pinching my hand together as hard as I could wow so that I could be like okay like don't don't like black out on um i'll send you guys a photo so we can put it up but you really were pinned connor woodman i was is it woodman did they put woodman did they put woodman

no it just are you looking for connor woodman no they're actually just looking for me anyways yeah go ahead well i'll just talk very very briefly about the 1975 because obviously i'm going to bring that up but this is an obsession of mine that has come on really strong recently and I'm choosing to deal with it privately, mostly, for a few reasons. One, because it's everywhere, so you guys don't need to hear me talk about it. Two, because this is a new kind of celebrity crush I'm experiencing. And that with my other crushes, it's like I am delusional enough to convince myself. We'd hit it off.

Me and Andrew Orfield, we'd hit it off. Me and Matthew Greg Goeber, we'd hit it off. Maddie Healy would hate me. Absolutely hate me. And so it's not something I really want. want to, we'd have nothing to talk about. You know, he would be talking about something really existential, postmodern lens of fragile masculinity. And I would just be like, did you see the last episode of Glee?

So I don't think that relationship would work out. So it's kind of I like, I'm processing on my own and privately. So thank you all for respecting that. But I did go to the concert. And did you see that he's been kissing fans on stage? No. Okay, so he's been kissing fans on stage during robbers. So the first, I think it was the Vegas performance he kissed a girl.

And that is not something that I can look at because it's a little painful. But he kissed a guy the next night can't stop watching that one. So I'm really appreciative that he did that. And then. I would get, I feel like he's going to get, like, hot. Herpes. Oh. It's possible.

I would pay a lot of money for some sort of transmitted disease infection. Well, that's fun. looks like me after yeah yeah but then everyone at the concert the other night was like what's he gonna do during robbers yeah he's just been doing he kissed um one of the bandmates so that was that was nice that i didn't have to see him kiss somebody else from the crowd it's not a stranger yeah yeah so i think that was best case scenario you know what song you should listen to huh somebody else yeah i know that song and i love it um yeah that's kind of how i feel about

the whole situation yeah like i don't want you because i know that we wouldn't be compatible and you'd hate to see but you know who he's dating you know who he's dating oh Charlie DeMelio? No. Yes. Shut up. Yes. How do you know that?

Because I know everything. It'll come out soon. Whoa. What? Yes. Yes. I'm telling you, increasingly more and more, there are 11 people in the dating. I know.

I know. Like, I don't get how we had 8 billion people on Earth and the same 11 people are dating. Yeah, it's scary. But that's absurd. He'll be dating. Pete Davidson next. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Like, we keep, like, bridging this gap

between he's an A-list celebrity and, like, whatever. Whatever. Yeah. But, yeah, I had a blast, and I'm still kind of reeling from, this is the worst post-concert depression I've had since One Direction. So, just kind of taking it easy. Trying not to listen to too much. Yeah.

Yeah, just kind of dealing with it privately. that's what I'll say about my experience. And I'm also just embarrassed that it took me so long. But I also think that it's a blessing in disguise that it took me so long because if I had been this obsessed in 2014, I would have been doing hard drugs. So. Yeah. Yeah.

Or smoking cigarettes. Yeah. Whatever. Um, what was he going to say? Oh, crap. Oh, I saw Backseat Lovers. Did I already say that? I don't know.

The other day? I thought I was like a huge fan of Backseat Lovers. I was weirded out that they weren't on my spot if I wrapped and then I went to the concert and didn't know a single song until the last three the last three songs are the only songs that I really knew I knew the other ones but I was like I didn't know all the words so like but I thought that it was good it was good concert I'll go to a con I told you I'll go to a concert but I was like whoa I can't believe I'm standing for this whole thing and I haven't known a song it's been 45 minutes do you enjoy yourself when you don't know the when you don't know a song

if I'm with people that really like the band then I'm like yeah that's fun I'm excited to be here with him. I don't think I would enjoy a concert where I didn't know the word so I got my I now know I know I knew every song that's good. The 975 did because I was studying my ass off a lot of fans you can just sit there and look up their set list and you'll know every song yeah um okay did you see the the picture that Elon Musk posted of his bedside table no I did not you didn't see it yet I did not because I've been pull it up I've been waiting to you yeah okay so he tweeted this out of nowhere I think think it was out of nowhere. Oh.

His bedside table, and I'll describe it, is two muskets, handgun muskets. Why am I only seeing one? Oh, okay. There's one of that box behind. The picture of George Washington crossing that river with all those guys. And then Ford Diet Coke's, and it looks like a bunch. He doesn't have a coaster for some reason. You can tell that he...

And I can see he just responded to himself. There's no excuse for my lack of coasters. Yes, that's the problem with the image. And then there's a bottle of water at its end, which I understand. And then on the bottom left, that thing, that spindle. Is it a butt thing? The bottom left, no, it's not a butt plug. That would have been really funny.

I wish it was a butt plug. That is like some sort of symbol of something. And it's not scary because I found, can we go to the replies and see if there's anything that he says about it? It looks like it's the kind of thing that's on top of a fancy cane. No, it means Something. Okay, it's right there. Someone probably responded to that.

So it says... It's a thing of my jig. No, it's called... Crap. It's a Tibetan Vajah. I think that's what it is. That's what I said. Muscle toner.

Everyone's like... But there's... Can we look that up? I think that that's what it is and it's a symbol of something. So the same way Taylor Swift lays Easter eggs, this man, I think, did this intentional...

Oh, you think that's an egg? Yeah, but he's being gross, as usual, but... Related to the word for diamond appears to be similar to the thunderbolt weapon carried by the Vedic god, Indra, and Olympian Zeus. He's probably just comparing himself to a god. Yes. Scary. It's scary.

Yeah, it is. Because his little... Yeah, firmness of spirit and spiritual power. Yeah, oh, he thinks he's a god. Twitter's going to pass. No, I think it'll be totally... You think? Yeah.

that can't happen. Oh, I ate all my energy. I just, like, can't think of, like, a worst. Person?

Person. Mm-hmm. Based on your bedside table. And then to be so excited to share this. But it's almost like when he shares stuff like this. Again, he's somebody who knows what he's doing. He, like,

post it because, just like Spotify wrapped, if we're like, this is so cringy, he's like, well, they're going to talk about it. Yeah, exactly.

He knows what he's doing. For caffeine-free diet Coke. He's just drinking it. What's the point of that? He's just drinking it because he likes being bloated, I guess. I guess. When we were talking about this, you revealed you don't have a bedside table. Yeah.

Where do you put your beverages? I don't bring beverages into, I told you I don't eat or drink in my bed. No, but like your bedside water? No, I don't subscribe. What if you're thirsty in the middle of the night? I get up. Oh, my God. Really?

Yeah. No, I don't keep anything. Oh, my Connor. I know. But I'm like have a bed frame and stuff. Like it's not like I'm like, naive in. I just,

my bed frame's really tall because my apartment's not that big so I have to do storage underneath for like winter stuff. And so I couldn't find a bedside table that was the same height as my bed and I didn't want it to be lower because I felt like that that was weird.

So I was like, you know what? I don't, wow. That's why my phone part of. I guess you don't have a retainer. I sleep with my phone in my bed. But it's way over there. So it's no radiation. Yeah.

I don't know. know if that's real. Oh, I sleep with my phone under my pillow. I wonder if that's why my brain is fried. Maybe. Maybe. So I sleep the way over there, but sometimes I kind of like move a lot. And so that's why my phone charger keeps getting wrapped around my head or my neck. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, I wake up with my like, phone charger as an infinity scarf. No, I'm wrapped. I told you. I like woke up with no alarm the other day and it's because I was choking. Yeah, on your phone charger. Yeah. Oh, 100%. I either wake up from my phone charger choking me like an infinity scarf or the heat of my computer about to explode by my feet or the sound of me kicking my computer off of the bed.

Do you remember that one time that there was supposed to be an asteroid like a year ago or something or some sort of meteor coming? I had like in the height of that kicked my computer off of my bed and thought it was the asteroid landing in my room in the middle of the night. It arrived and it's the size. And I was like, it's scary how at peace I was with that. Speaking of waking him in the middle of the night, sorry, we're taking some liberties here with our,

with our process as we move forward through this two-week break. Dead guy, my neighbor. D.G. Someone's touring his house today. And I feel like I need to know. There's not an inside of the house, though. They're touring the space because they're redoing it. They've been rebuilding it.

So they'll be moving in in six months or something. But they're touring it because I think that this property is now a hot commodity. Do you guys think I should pull them aside, watcher style, and say, someone killed themselves in there? Yeah. Could you imagine, like, if you didn't know that and then you found out later, I would break my lease? Yeah. I feel like it's my due diligence. I think also because you've had a miserable experience living there.

Yeah. I would want to know. Think of if someone said to you before you moved in and, like, listen, like, the landlord is less than ideal, the construction is constant. You would have been like, thank you so much and that would have saved you a lot.

Yep. Yeah, you're right. I know. So I'm going to tell them just because I've had some spiritual experiences there, maybe I shouldn't have taken so much of his stuff

that was given to me and kept it in my house. But I like to have a special occasion where I pop up to some dead guy wine every now and then. Pop open some dead guy wine, put on some jazz.

Say something. I've been... Lata Kendall. Obsessed with jazz recently. and those YouTube videos that are just like the fire it's more than the fireplace it's like a whole library setting sometimes it's christmasy and or a bookstore cafe and there's jazz going along with it yeah could not be any more heavenly no i told you you came in my house the other day and that was that's what was on yeah um let's go through some dating stuff okay this is always fun to do pete davison and immorat are just officially going at it i think it's PR but did you see benson they were They remind me of when you see that videos of like two snakes fighting and they're wrapped around each other. They seem like they would spin and they would rave up like maybe a churro.

That's how they would make love, like in churro style. Okay. Just wrap around each other. Sure. Like snakes. Sure. So when you look at that picture, you see Churro love making. I see Ben Stiller.

I'm also seeing Ben Stiller who is looking more like my dad, which is freaking out. Yeah, that's, I don't see that. But he's an incredible specimen. He's like, he's like actually adopted the blue steel look into his every day. He is perfect. How tall is Ben Stiller? Ooh, let's look that out. Take a guess.

Five, eleven. Five eleven. Five eleven. Five seven. Look at him next to, he's five seven. He's leaning down. He's leaning down next to Pete Davidson. He's five.

He's five seven. Five ten. Five ten. Five six? That's my sweet spot, I think. You're lying. No. He is.

What's a level of? above short king what's above a king prime minister short prime minister no no no that's below short god that's a king

oh I'm not gonna quote that he oh I would marry Jack Black in one second really yeah oh my god I love Ben Stiller me too I love Ben Stiller

I just didn't know there's not one bad Ben Stiller movie oh for all for all for all for all hang on for all of our European listeners in Australia in New Zealand he's 167.6

centimeters. So that should help. Try naming one bad Benziller movie. Try naming one Benziller movie. Meet the Fawkers. Meet the Fawkers. Meet the Fawkers. Zoolander.

Secret Life of Walter Middy. Great movie. So good. Watch that when I had the suds the other day. My favorite part of that movie. The watch. Dodge ball. My favorite part of that movie is when he is Benjamin

Buttening. And it's, uh, what's her face? Kristen Wig. And he's getting smaller and smaller. She's such a familial. Yeah, can you believe she's in that? Yeah

He's getting, oh, here's all this stuff Mega Mind, here, I'll give you one, Megamind was bad. But that wasn't, Night at the Museum? Oh my God. That makes my stomach rumble. In a good way or a bad way? Like a, oh.

Yeah, good way. You remember? Tropic Thunder was really good. You remember Night at, I love Vince Vaughn. Dodgeball. Dodge Balls. That was my first R-rated movie. Oh, I just got the chill.

Along came Polly? Yeah, it's all. incredible. Heartbreak kid. Yeah. Ben Stiller, like, I don't have the, like, this man. You know what I was kind of shocked? He didn't do. The impact that he's had. We don't talk about it

enough. I was kind of shocked. He didn't do the, like, Steve Carell move to just go into, like, very serious. Because he could. I think he'd go into, like, really serious. Because look at that face when he's at the basketball game. I feel like The Secret Life of Walter Middy was kind of serious. But, yeah, I guess he's not, like, murdery. I miss when Cameron.

Dias was really at it at it you know have you ever seen the other woman yeah great movie that was a great movie it was yeah Kate Upton should be in more stuff wait Ben Siller was in happy Gilmore probably I've never seen that I have a little bit of info for you what is it private did you see Napoleon Dynamite I have yeah are you aware enough about Napoleon I'm aware enough like I saw it when I was younger so it didn't have an like a big effect on me like it had on many people. I'm going to full circle you. I'm going to tie off a loop.

Did you know? You know Uncle Rico? Yes. In a Boy in Dynamite. I'm going to throw the football. He's in White Lotus. He's Tanya's husband. In White Lotus.

Yes. That's Uncle Rico. Speaking of White Lotus. Yeah. Can I get a reaction from that really quick? Sorry, I gave you a physical reaction. Jaw drop. I gave you pot.

You gave me. Jeez. That is wild. Weird. Hey, range. Salute for range. Weird. Come on, John Grease.

Give us that range, baby. Speaking of John Grease, there's one really good White Lotus theory, and I know that we want to say White Lotus stuff for bonus. But I think this theory is worth talking about on Maine. And maybe... Posting on Maine. Maybe that we can just end the episode with this White Lotus theory. Yeah. And then if you don't want any White Lotus spoilers for the last episode,

or if you're not interested in hearing the theory, I think we might bid you would do now. Does that make sense? Yeah, we'll see you. We'll see you in bonus. We'll see you in bonus. We'll see you in bonus if you don't want to hear White Lotus. Oh, yeah.

Okay, well, can I say this theory? That's really good. Yeah, say the theory. And then check out now if you don't want to hear the White Lotus. Yeah. Okay, the theory is that the men that Tanya is with were actually hired by her husband. I saw this.

Yeah, actually hired by her husband. The husband is in a relationship with the older one. the older man and has hired him to dispose of Tanya so that he can get her money and that they can kind of live happily ever after. I think he's the American cowboy. I think Greg is the American cowboy. Yeah. Do you think that? Yeah. And I made that connection. He told the story and I was like, didn't make the connection. And then I made the connection at the opera house. What about the opera house? It was vice versa. When he looks over and she goes, is that the queen of Sicily? I don't think Sicily has a queen, I don't know.

Right, I don't think. And who is that woman, by the way? That gave me pause. And she looks over as that the queen, and he looks over at his friends and like, this bitch is so stupid. But also, it's kind of giving dinner for schmucks. 100% she's the schmuck. She's the schmuck. 100%.

She's the smock. So something to think about. There's a lot more that we're going to talk about there. I have a lot of the years. I'm so excited of this show finally did something. That episode, the last episode was so good. Yeah. But I think Tanya is going to prevail.

100%. We're not losing her. Yeah, and I was thinking about that because they got renewed for season three. Right. Which I love that they do that in the middle of season two. It's like, I'm not really ready for season three. Oh, I'm ready. No, because I don't, unless you guys do something in your plot line, like, what are we waiting for for season three?

I guess the plots don't have to carry over. Oh, I love the plot. I love the season. I can't say enough good things. There is plot. We just discussed it. You gave me plot. There's plot. This is episode five out of 12.

Right. We're 48% of our way through a season and now we get a little bit of action in the last 30 seconds. A lot of action. A lot of action. A lot of ask. What do you make of that, by the way? I'll tell you in the bonus. Okay. All right. Thank you guys so much again for all the listeners in Spotify stuff. Thank you guys for having us for almost a year. That's exciting.

Thank you, guys. We love you, seriously. Got a bunch of fun stuff coming up. What else? I think that... As we go back. There is over. We will see you next week or in the bonus.

Smoo-Jew. This week on Close Friends. Ew. Oh, shit. What is that? That looks like the basilisk. I don't want him to die. We're ripping him off.

I'm screaming at that. bloody murder you're not supposed to rip them off that's really really bad no it's really nut sign up on tmg studios dot tv to watch the full bonus episode