Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Us vs. Chris Evans

Episode Date: November 17, 2022

MERCH: http://bncmerch.com  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv  This week, Brooke and Connor get into the holiday season by lighting some candles, shed some light on who really uses Raya, and share some weird celebrity encounters they’ve had.  Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights  Email us at [e-mail] !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go to https://uncommongoods.com/bandc to get 15% off your next gift. Head to https://awaytravel.com/bandc to gift an Away bag this holiday season! Visit https://fahertybrand.com/bandc for 15% off on every order Go to https://HelloFresh.com/bandc65 and use code bandc65 for 65% off plus free shipping! B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And you've had enough of shopping from your couch. Done hoping it looks anything like the picture when you tear up on that envelope. It's time for a little in-person spring treat. It's time for a trip to Ross. Work your magic. Read something last night about nepotism. That's an interesting topic. You're pro-nepotism?

I'm just not anti-nepotism. Because if I have kids and I'm in a position to give them an advantage and that advantage is still going to pick the right person for the job, I'm doing it, sorry. I'm getting my kid in the right room. Yeah. Now I'm not going to... I think nepotism is fine when the kid they're talented.

Yeah. Like Maude Apatatatat? Like, please nepotize yourself all the way. Daisy Edgar Jones. She's nepotized? I think, though. I think you're talking about Dakota Johnson. Lily Collins.

Who else? Like, I'm fine with nepotism. Yeah, there's like just, I was just thinking about that last night. I was like, oh, wait, maybe I don't hate nepotism. Obviously, like in business, that's different. Well, if they're good at the job thing, I don't know. Yeah, I also, do you think reverse nepotism is a thing? Yes, I've seen it happen.

where it's like I cannot give you, you, my son. I will not give you this job because I will get in trouble. Oh, I've seen it like I want you to figure out your own way. Oh, I'm thinking like. Or like they don't want to be involved with their parents. Uh-huh. Come on. No, I would love if my dad was like Lorne Michaels.

Oh, weird. I wouldn't. That would be weird if I would kill. Never mind. I would love if my dad was Lauren Michaels. You would kill your dad if you were like that? No. No.

I didn't say it. I never, I would not. No, I'm saying, I was just thinking of something that I would kill, but I don't think I would kill anything.

Oh. Well, I don't even know if you noticed that I brought my favorite candle today. I have, it's, it is like the best smell in the world. Sugar cookie.

Close. Mama Mia cookie. No. Cookie's the last word. Cookie. It's different kind of cookie. Cookie. It's so good.

Snickerdoodle? No, it's oatmeal, which is surprising. Hmm. Health nut candle. Yeah. Notice how I have so many matches inside of the candle.

I don't know if I can show you guys how many. It's because I burn my hand, drop the match in the candle and leave it in there. So that's kind of how I light my candles. You can do it any way you want. One of my favorite memories of me, sixth grade, was we lit a candle when my teacher wasn't in the room. And the reason it wasn't lit is because it was a little. already burned out and she really wanted to keep the commemorative glass because it was her great grandmothers so she was just keeping the wicks in it we lit it oh damn yeah it's exploded

and go all over damn and the flame went damn is right um dumb dumb because the flame went everywhere it landed on all kind of papers and and other flammable items that you would find in the classroom were talking pencils which are wooden haven't seen like the wick was like at the bottom and there was It was a big, gorgeous commemorative glass that exploded. Yeah. It is kind of fun when they explode. You see it explode? Oh, mine explode all the time.

Constantly? I mean, anyways. So everything caught on, I mean, shit caught on fire like crazy. But it was a fun day for everyone because we got to go outside for a little bit and hang out. Was she devastated? Yeah. Yeah, she left. That sad.

She left for the rest of the day. At the end of the day. Oh my God. I just remembered something else about her. It's like... She died. And I'm not trying to... I'm not trying to victim blame her at all,

but like don't bring it into a sixth-third classroom. Yeah. She has had unfortunate luck besides having died. And she died. Yeah, but before that, her car also got on fire in the parking lot. This is one of the stories we're going to be like, Conner's lying. I'm not lying. But like, all the teachers were like...

I kind of want to see her car on fire. So we all got to go outside again. It was always a treat to get to go outside. How sad is that? Yeah. We, my school is pretty good at letting us have class outside because I went to one of those like crunchy. Granola.

Granola schools. Yeah. I think is the turn. So they let us when it was nice out. We could have class outside. Nice. We couldn't because, uh, I don't know why, I guess. It was hot actually a lot in Texas.

Yeah. But, uh, see, we were like, it was like such a blessing when we would get like a day of warmth after the cold, cold winter. That's cool. You'd think that like a school like mine that I went. to that said actual prayers to God and Jesus would appreciate more blessings from... They do that at public school? Yeah.

Really? They did. I don't know if they do it anymore. Wow. Oh, yeah. No, I think that we would do a moment of silence every day for, you know, prayer. But we would also... We did a lot of, like, Christian stuff. Really?

Yeah, probably. Do you think there were any Jewish people in your school? Mm-mm. No. You never went to a bar mitzvah, right? Nope. How sad. That's so wild to me.

feels like something I would not only really like, but should probably have happened. Okay. My parents wouldn't have known that at 13 that I should be having a bar mitzvah because I was not Jewish at all and have never probably had met a Jewish person during that time. That is wild. They should have known. Maybe you get a kind of hunkering that, oh, my son seems like he would be a good piano player. Right. They should have known I'd be a good bar mitzvah.

Interesting. Experience or. Well, for your kids now you know. Now I know that they'll be receiving a bar mitzvah or buy. Mitzvah. Good job. What's the difference? One has a T and one is an R.

Very good, Connor. Yeah, based on pronunciation. Yeah. The saddest was when you would get invited to your school friends bar mitzvah and your camp friends, Bar Mitzvah. And they were the same weekend and you had to like,

Sophie's choice decide who you're going to go to. And that was the worst. What's Sophie's story? That was like a bad, bad, bad reference. It's a, I don't even want to say because it's kind of like make me sound horrible. Is that like those dances where the girl asks the guy? It's that like a Holocaust movie.

But people say that as like an expression. So it's like Sophie's choice. So you have to like choose between her children or something. A bar mitzvah Jewish teenage coming of age party. Why did you? I don't know. Sorry. That's just like an expression.

Oh, well it's just like a. That maybe we should no longer be saying. I take full responsibility. Can I? I've never seen the film. That was a, that was a, that was a, that was a, that was a, that was a, that was a, bad choice to use right there but can i can i read about sophie's choice okay i'm just curious as like maybe a learning moment for anyone i've never seen it so sophie's choice is used in reference to a difficult

situation in which a person must choose between two equally deserving alternatives i used it completely correctly i know but i'm really nervous about what sophie must have been choosing between if it's her daughter's to save she could save one of her kids i'm pretty sure but it is insane how we just kind of say that kind of casually that is a bummer yeah that is a bummer maybe Maybe we should watch it. I kind of like funny comedies. But I, no. No.

I'm not going to watch it. I will. I feel like I saw someone's story. I think it was Young Gravy's Instagram story where he was like, just watch Sophie's toys on the plane, like crying. And I was just like not expecting that to come from him. Yeah. But maybe I completely made that up.

I think you did. I'm just guessing. Really? I think so. I don't know. I think so. I feel like if anybody had seen that, let me know. How did we get here?

I don't know. I was going to tell you, oh, I was going to just do like a, well, first of all, welcome back. Hey, guys. Hello. I was going to ask you just like general check in, where's your head today?

Like, how are you feeling? Yeah, remember how I was like, wow, weird. Like, the seasonal depression isn't hitting me. I'm like loving this. Uh-huh. It hit, it came and hit me. Really?

Yeah. When? A week ago. What are your symptoms? About a week ago. I got really depressed. I'm just curious, like, what? Because depression can look different for different people.

So I'm curious how, what it looks like for you, if you don't mind sharing. You kind of do. You kind of mind sharing. Really? I don't know, and I'm not going to like, but I, I'm bummed. You don't like to talk about anything serious. Yeah, I'm just bummed. And I, like, need to go to sleep when the sun goes down.

Oh. And that sucks because it's like. It's really hard to leave your house nowadays when it gets dark. It sucks. But then it's also light so early. So I'm just trying to work on, I slept from 8 p.m. to 7 a.m. this morning. And so that's 11 hours. And I could zonk right now.

Really? Yeah. Which seems like depression to me. Right. It is so interesting because, like, when I went to the doctor last week, I was telling her how tired I am. And she was like, okay, you sound depressed. And I was like, no, like, I feel fine. And she was like, no, like, you can still, like, think you're fine.

and like you're depressed without actively thinking I'm depressed and you're exhausted because you're depressed. I'm like, no, but I feel fine. And it was just like back and forth like that. Yeah. Isn't that insane how your body can do that? Yeah. Anyway.

Where's your head out? No, I'm good. It's just going to, you know, whatever. I'm just going to get. I've actually been feeling a little bit more chipper. Yeah, because our cycles are not sick. Right. We have, we're opposite.

We're opposite. Yeah. And our cycle. Reverse cycle. Reverse cycle. But I do, I'm a little scared. I might be getting sick, but that's a 50-50 chance because I also can just, basically two people I was with, I heard they were sick.

Yeah. So that, when I hear that, it's like automatically like, oh, I have what they have. Like in elementary school, I remember my friend Lindsay threw up. And then she was like, okay, well, I feel fine now. So I'm going to stay the day. And I was like, okay, I'm heading out. because I'll probably throw up too. Yeah.

And like that's like just like my behavior. That's that 9-11 complex you have. Right. So it's like if somebody else is sick and I was around them, it's like I will be getting sick. And then Lindsay also broke her arm and I was like, okay, well, I should be going home now. To break your arm? No, to rest. Oh. Yeah.

So you've got an osmosis situation happening with you. Yeah. Well, you're an impath. Yeah. Do you think you're an empath? I don't know, Connor. I think for some things, it's like I can feel them so deeply, but then other things that I should be feeling,

I'm just like completely numb to it. Like it's really interesting. I could watch like a commercial. Yeah. And sob, sob, sob, sob my eyes out. But then I could go to like the Holocaust Museum, which is like a really emotional experience. And I went with my school and everyone sobbing.

And I was like the only Jewish kid in my grade and I like couldn't get myself to cry. Not the only Jewish kid in my grade. The only it was my French class. I was the only Jewish kid in my friend class. But no, there was a lot of Jews. No, no, no. There were a lot of Jews, which is not my French class. But I just like, I couldn't get myself to cry at that.

So I don't know why. I don't know why I met empath for some stupid things and not for some serious things. Any like people that study psychology or anything are probably having a heyday with our podcast. I bet that's like an actual phenomenon. It's like you can get really worked up about surface level things. But when it comes to the deeper stuff. Oh, when my dog got split in half my school bus, I was like, okay? Yeah.

Right. I got a basketball game tomorrow. Yeah. I was like, I was like, okay. Right. I got to go. Right. I think we're putting up walls, as they would say, on ABC.

Yeah. ABC, the network? Yeah. Oh, the Bachelor. Yeah. Speaking of the Bachelor. Speaking of the devil. Wait, I wrote something down.

I need to tell you. Okay. Why don't you pull that up? Oh, no. It's for a different. It's for next week's episode. We're going to answer some advice. Well, we may do some today, too.

We might, but I'll circle back to that. We may. We might. It's possible. Yeah. But I had something I wanted to tell you that was Bachelor-related. Okay. How was your weekend? Weekend, catch up?

It was really good. I went to Austin on Friday. Did we record Thursday last week? No. It comes out on Thursday. I can't remember what. Thursday we went to Nick Files Yeah

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so Friday I went to Austin, I had so much fun, it's amazing. If anybody wants Me to do this I was gonna put together a bit of a list To share for Austin activities, restaurants, bars Things like that because I was like, there was about A bunch of people in town that were visiting

I was like, oh, you know we're having fun And I was like, oh, there's a lot of people that have never been here, like it was her first or second time there I've never been. It's a good time. I was saying we all need to go back because I know all the spots. There's a bunch of new spots, of course,

but there's a lot of spots that people didn't even know about it. I bet. This is our go-to spot. We've got to go here. So I can throw that together and do a list or maybe a video if anyone wants to see me make content anymore,

which it doesn't seem to do. Please. I will watch it. Thanks. So basically just hung out. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Okay, so Friday, we went to this place, Mexican restaurant.

They have these things called knockout margaritas, which you're supposed to drink one and you're like knock out. I had two. Yeah. So I did move forward with knocking Hunter out, our friend. Oh, yeah. I saw he was like all bloodied. Yeah.

So we have so much fun. We actually ran into Cody Co. And his friends out at this bar. And we were all hanging out, whatever. It was alumni weekend for a lot of people, so there were a lot of alums in town. I was like running into that 100 people. people at this bar and we we all start to walk home whatever and um there's a bit of a brownout situation i don't totally remember but like we were all kind of joking around like jumping on

each other and i and joan and hunter and we both kind of fell and i was like oh my god ow ow owie this hurts and then i looked at hunter and i was like oh whom i'm fine um i saw his tooth through his lip oh so speaking of tooth through the lip i've got a story about that after Okay, I'll flag that. Yeah, his tooth busted through his top lip. Just from some classic rough housing out on the street on the cobblestone. So I did have to go to the hospital. Me and a couple people into the hospital.

The hospital, by the way, should have a bar. Did he need stitches? Oh. Oh, sorry. You were in a different space. I was just like meeting everyone in the, believe it or not, everyone in the waiting room in the hospital next to the UT Austin campus. which is where I was born is our age brings one of their friends in for stitches on a Friday night.

It is amazing that in the emergency room you could see someone with a gas pain and then someone with their organ outside of their body. Yeah, we saw someone die too. That's scary. Sorry I'm talking about that. That's three living beings that have lost their life on the podcast today. Hey, it's a natural cycle. It's part of life. Yeah. Then he got stitches and it was great.

And then... Did he get glued or stitches? Stitches. I thought you had to get glued on your lip. No, I mean, he got stitches. I think you get glued if you ask for a proper plastic surgeon. Right. Which you have to be, I think, a little bit more coherent.

Right. To request. But we were having so much fun. We ordered food to the waiting room. And then at 5 in the morning, I said, I really have to, I don't know if we're going to see. He may be spending the night here. We don't know. Did you leave without him?

We did. We all left. And then Saturday we went to the football game. It was really, it was a great time. Did Hunter make it? Yeah. Everyone was told you fun. Wow.

It was a great time. Austin's amazing. I would like to go back soon if you were interested. Yeah, I'll go with you in a second. Saw a bunch of people that listen to the podcast too. That's. It's phenomenal. It's phenomenal.

That is phenomenal. A lot of people. I love when people do that. Yeah. Like, if someone comes up to me and says I listen to the podcast, that for me is like a bigger deal than anything else. Me too. Yeah.

I forgot where I ran into someone, but they were referencing a very, very specific small nuance part of one of the episodes. I was like, that is so cool. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, I love when they know things that I know. I black out during this time. Yeah, 100%. And I don't know if I've said, but I can't listen back

because of the sound of my own voice, like Janice. Yeah. So I'm not able to. Well, I texted you last week when I was trying to listen to find a specific part that I thought was really funny. And now I can't remember it. But I was trying to listen back and I was like, oh, 15 seconds in. And I was like, I'm so sorry.

Like, we're being a very. especially cringy this week. Was it because of my voice? No, it was mine. Really? Yeah, sorry to say. You have such a nice boy. Oh, no, you do.

No, you. No. You hang up. You know you. Okay. I was going to tell you something. Oh, about the two through the lip. Yeah.

This is a sad story. Oh, well, okay. It's not really sad. It's just like, you know, there are those moments that shape you. And this is mine where I'm just like, this was probably like one of the worst moments of my life. where I'm eight years older than my little sister. And when she, yeah, that's a lot. Like I was a full human.

I was in third grade. That's high school and college. Yeah, I was in third grade when she was born. Whoa, that's crazy. Yeah. And then my parents said, you know what? This isn't working out. And then they moved on.

And so basically where I was going with that was, was, oh, I was teaching her how to walk. Okay. I was thinking her out of walk. And there was this like, we had this little tiny wooden chair that was more of just like a decorative piece. And I would like move the chair a little bit and she would take a tiny little baby step. And I would move the chair a bit and she would take a tiny little baby step. But then, ooh, I moved the chair too far back.

And she, this like little cute little baby. I'm getting the chills pretty bad. Fell and her tooth went through her lip. And I just remember being like I want to die. I don't like this story. I know because it's like the worst. It's like kind of like when you like step on your dog's foot because it's like you can't tell her like she didn't know it was an accident. You know, I just want like I needed her to know like I'm going to cry.

I needed her to know I didn't do it on purpose. But and I think she knows now. But I really don't think she know at the time. And in those kind of moments you need your parents to just be like we know it wasn't your fault. Like it's okay. But mine were so flustered that they were just like. like go over there. Yeah, this is making me kind of queasy.

Isn't that sad? That's my origin story. That's just like something that I'll never forget. Yeah, you can't shake that. Can't shake the memory. No. So sad. But she got glued, by the way.

That's why I was saying that. Well, she was young. It was probably hard to get cichism. I just remember something from this weekend. You know people always tell me that I shake a lot? Uh-huh. You were shaking so much in your Instagram story of your chili. That was mac and cheese.

Oh. You were shaking so much in your Instagram story of your Macongee. I know. I shake a lot. Yeah. It's okay. Well, so I just remembered, you know those like sign in books for people's weddings? Mm-hmm.

You like sign when you either come or go and like the couple gets to look at it when you, when they leave. Right. So I'm like signing the book and I like haven't done cursive in a while, believe it or not. Literally I was like, you can't even read this. I couldn't write or read cursive right now if you asked me to. No. Or do long division. What is, what is, cursive could be whatever you want.

Like, I know there's like proper letters, but like, if you squiggle and you're like, I'm writing in cursive, that's fine. Right. That's cool. That's fine. Right. So I'm like writing my little note and I was like, I can't even read this. I wrote it too.

What did I? It's like moved on, but I don't know why I was feeling such camaraderie with the old man behind me. I was like, look at how I signed. It literally looks like I have Parkinson's and he's like. He had Parkinson's. Yeah, 100% he did. And I was like, no, no, no, what I meant was like, like, I'm joking about, like, because I... What I meant as I'm joking about your illness.

What I mean is I'm joking. I don't have it. And he's like, okay, well, I do. And I was like, okay, well, mine was a joke. And it reminded me so much of when I was interviewing for... And then I talked to him for like 15 minutes to try to... I'm a good person. I'm a good person.

I'm a good person. I was just joking. He didn't ever get that. But it reminded me of when I interviewed a bird. the first time when I get to go into the office in an interview and like I'm trying to

literally all my interviews were like stand up I'm like okay how can I slip a joke in here so they know that I'm just kind of like chill and laid back so I was like

oh yeah you know what's crazy I was struck by a car on a bird did I tell this story on here? Yeah okay well that's exactly how it felt because I was like

I need to repeat the joke because maybe he maybe my tone maybe my delivery was off so I'll say it again Parkinson's and he's like and like no parkinsens he's like oh that actually your story i remember what it reminded me of was when i was checking out like i was buying clothes and keep that dark going i'm just going take my thing off okay i was buying clothes and this woman had like this dangling like piece of machinery

by her side and i thought it was a tomaguchi and i was like oh my god like that is so sick like i want to order one like i miss them so much and it was her insulin pump so that is kind of reminding me of what you were saying you know and then I have your I need to ask your advice on something when you have your mic back oh can I ask your advice on something um I'm going to the harry styles concert tonight are you okay yeah why I'm going to the harry styles concert tonight oh sweet yeah isn't this his last show this is his last show well he had to reschedule two because he was sick so he's doing two in January now Oh, yeah, he was really, really sick.

So he's doing two in January now. So I don't know if he would still classify this as his last show. But this is his last, this was supposed to be his last show. And before he's doing the two ones in January, which he wasn't supposed to do. Because they were supposed to happen last week. So he pushed back. So he just added another two weeks in the end.

No, two more shows, just two days in January. How come everyone in the world has gone to Harry Styles every night? Um, because it's like someone you want to see again and again and again. Like I think I know like... Because it's more of like an energetic experience than I'm listening to these songs experience. Oh, that's scream felt so good. I'm so, yeah, do you want to unpack that? No.

Okay. So it's more of an energetic experience. That was my energetic experience. Yeah. That was my Harry Styles. I noticed. I'm so happy to let you have that moment. Thanks.

Um, but here's the thing. I'm going with Brittany. Brosky. Brosky. Rowsky, who is, might I just say, like, as amazing as everyone would expect, like, she is really one of my favorite people in the world. Yeah, she really is. She was like, well, I was telling her about how I had an amazing time. And she was like, okay, come with me when I'm going.

And I was like, okay, and I didn't really think she was serious. But she circled back, which, like, it's really amazing when people circle back because not a lot of people do that when they mention things like offhand. Like, oh, you should come with me. Yeah. Usually they don't circle back on that. But she circled back. I was like, yes, I'd love to go. So I'm going with her tonight.

Right after this podcast, I'm jetting home, showering, going to blow dry my hair, put on a tasteful amount of makeup so that he can see me and say, hmm, that's a tasteful amount of makeup. Not too much, but not too little. Brittany going to these things, too, like. So that's what I'm saying. Everyone's, I see her story and 15 slides is like zooming in on her and the crowd there's going to be all eyes on you well all eyes are always on brittany and like so much so that

i'm worried that she's even going to get onto the jumbo trombo yeah that's not somewhere i've ever wanted to be yeah i know that so i am like a little panicky in the sense that one i don't want i'm not that i don't want to because like i'm so like grateful but like i'm a little nervous of just being perceived by so many because even if i think like one person might recognize me yeah and they're not like i love when people come up and say something like it truly like makes my whole day but like when I kind of feel like someone might recognize but it's kind of just looking but not saying anything that's when I get a little nervous because I never know if I should be like oh hi and they'll be like who are you and you know

yeah for sure you know in case there's a little miscommunication nothing like a full state right looking up at you for the whole show so that that is giving me pause but I do need to put extra effort into my outfit because there's a chance Harry could see it via either Jumbotron or God forbid like I don't think Brittany will meet him after the show like she's done several times a few times yeah or I don't think that it I don't think that's going to happen and I'm not getting my hopes in any sort of direction would you want to meet him no that's what britton said last time she was here I don't I have no desire to ever be in this in the speaking line of fire

Well, that's a real possibility, and it may present itself to you today. I don't think, I don't think so. But on the off chance that something like that happens or that the Jumbotron is an experience or that he has really good eyesight. He's not going to have really good eyesight because someone threw a skittle at his eye last night. Oh, damn. They hit pretty hard. I felt bad for him easily like this.

That's like one of those things. You throw people, you throw stuff people. Don't. Don't. but here's when I'm sorry are my hands so clammy. Are you dead? I told you my answer. So clammy.

I'm feeling sickly. I told you that. That was like the touch of a ghost. I told you I'm like not really doing like 100. Um, but my question was do I wear like my sweater vest again? I wore my Harry's house sweater vest the first time. Do I wear that again and be like, look,

I knit this in your honor? Do I wear the Harry's house merch that I got. at the last concert or is that or both of those two fan behavior or should I go just a cute outfit that has nothing to do with him I think pick number three my lord cute outfit that is nothing to do with him that's what kind of people have been saying completely mixed messages yeah but I think I am gonna go just cute well non-hary related as someone who prides themselves on acting like they don't know who any celebrities are I think you go with option number three because if you do meet him I'm not gonna act like I don't know. Can you? No, no, no, no, no. Hi, I actually don't know who the hell

you are, but good job. I think that that would be, like, probably pretty much the funny thing anyone could do ever would be Harry Styles. I actually don't think there's anything more annoying or pick me than someone saying, I don't, I haven't heard of Harry Styles. Lie. Yeah. Lie. I'm agreeing with you. I'm thinking it would be a funny bit. No. Yeah. You could do it. I know I would. If the option, if the option, if if it came up for me, which I don't think it's fully out of the picture for me to at some point be in a room

with Harry Stiles. Really? Unrelated to, yeah, no, I don't. When do you see that happening for me? I don't see it, but stuff like this has happened before where it's like, oh, look who's at dinner. Look who's sitting at our table at dinner. It's happened. Harry's not going to be at your,

ooh, my Philly accent came back for that. He's not going to be at your table. I don't know, I'm just saying, brook. Okay, well. Not being a very good manifester. well it's kind of like I'm reverse manifesting like I want him to stay far away so I am manifesting his distance

that's what Brittany said yeah she also said that about Matt Healy recently too yeah that was that's insane yeah that was like beyond I'm excited I'm excited to ask her more about that that's gonna be a good show is it at the forum the Kia forum the Kia forum I've been there once and I really liked it I've been there once for Harry styles oh I feel like it's pretty big oh no you know what

The pit is, I mean, the ground standing area is not that big. Get this, Con. Guess who else I saw at the Kia Forum? Who? John Malaney. Oh, wow. Isn't that funny? Yeah.

Yeah. There's going to be a lot of hormones in that room tonight. Yeah, there are hormones in the air? That's pheromones. There's going to be probably some of those, too. They're always, everywhere you go, there's pheromones. There is? Yeah.

Huh. That's like. I think Harry's able to release his pheromones through his music. That's what I've been saying. in different words. Yeah. He's releasing something, an energy or a pheromone or drug.

But like I actually think, here's this thing. I think that this is for all my science people listening. I think that there is a way, I don't know, actually I shouldn't say this, because this is going to really shoot me in the foot if this is super far off.

Pharmones when released make you horny, right? I don't think they have to, but like I know if like you hug a girl and like smell the top of her head that's like where her pheromones are coming out of and you'll fall in love with her especially if she is her period so hear me out

if there were to be a couple people that have gone to Harry style several times a couple men or whatever whoever could potentially their pheromones or whatever sink up and everyone could be just like ovulating at the same time or like horny at the same time via Harry

horny cycle sinking like I think horny cycle sinking has less to do with pheromones and more about Harry grinding his hips on stage. Yeah, but if everybody's horny, isn't there, isn't there, you said it's an energy show. Maybe the energy you're feeling is like that thing I feel at, that traitor.

A math hornyness? Maybe it's the thing I feel at Trader Joe's where I'm just like, uh-oh, I'm in the produce aisle. Right. Boner. Right. Like maybe that's what everyone's feeling. Oh, you're saying that everybody is horny because of Harry's house.

And because everyone's horny, all of the pheromones are coming out. I don't know. everyone's head. I don't know. I think you're onto something, but I'm not sure if the cue to release the pheromones is hornyness. I think that there's some science. I think it's like more so like you have your period. Yeah. And you're releasing pheromones. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. I just feel like it could be, ooh. We could Google like when do pheromones come out. Yeah. Do you mind? Yeah. Let me go vamp. Because I feel like places that they don't talk about like,

the thing that I talked about last week where it was okay where do women's pheromones come out a putative pheromone secreted oh secreted particularly by women's is estraternal this is way over my fairerone releasing head this says do you release pheromones when you like someone

so this is basically like oh if I like Harry Styles right now am I releasing something people who have a love at first sight reaction to someone or who feel a strong attraction in another person are usually experiencing a fairerone pheromone attraction. The same can be said when you meet someone and automatically feel repelled by them.

So is Harry just like spewing pheromones like all over? And everyone's affected by that? Because if they just said that like it's not a smell thing because I'm not necessarily smelling the top of anyone's head these days. I think that it could be just like a visual thing and maybe an energy that you're talking about. There's also like I remember there was this woman who set up a booth of like I don't know if you had this at your school,

but at B. there was like a booth of like sex toys. Yeah. And she was like come have a sex party. And I was like at that booth like asking questions like curious and she had one. Come have a sex party. Yeah. She was basically like I'll come to your dorm room or like come to your apartment and like have a like all like sell sex. So it's kind of like a Tupperware party.

It's crazy. Like our lives have had such different experiences. Yeah. I love the human experience. I do too. Sorry. But like someone would have a Tupperware party. She was like, okay, we'll have a sex toy party.

Wow. And one of the things she was. selling was a pheromone perfume. So then I wonder, are you extracting the pheromones from a human and putting it in a fragrance? No. Or how would you produce those in a lot? That's marketing. That's marketing. Could have fooled me. It reminds me, though. Well, I was thinking that because I don't, I've never been to a show, a Harry Sals show. We talked about that last week. But I don't feel anything when I look at Harry Stiles. Okay. I think that that's fine. Or listen to his music. I don't feel like it, but like when we talked to Nick Vile last Thursday,

Nick Vial was telling us that he was on a run in the hills in Hollywood and he's running and he feels an energy. He feels a presence. And he runs past this car. It was a black, old Mercedes. I think it was convertible. And he's jogging past and he looks over and sees a man, a young man. A young, gorgeous man is, this is his word, it's not ours. And he goes, oh my God, that guy was, that's a good looking guy. And then he keeps drawing. He's like, wait, was that Harry Stiles? And he posted about it, I think.

He said he posted about it. And that's him. You don't feel anything looking at that? Nothing. No, I mean, I might as well be looking at like a salt shaker or a pepper shaker. I mean, I think that's... Hang on. So Nick Vyle confirms that it was his car and it was Harry Stiles, but he felt...

I think Harry Steele. might be some sort of... Sorcerer. No. Like entity. Horny entity. Oh, I didn't tell you about the different kinds of entities

that I experienced. Yeah, horny entity. I don't know what that's called. All I know is about poltergeist and incubuses. And he's neither of those. No, I don't think you're supposed to say the P word.

Really? No. Why? I don't remember, but I don't think you should say that anymore. Oh, okay. Is it a bad word? No, no, no, no.

I just think it brings energy upon you. Oh, shit. Can you cut, oh, I guess it's not like a cutting out thing. It's like more so I'm going to summon it. I've been saying it all the time. Oh, Jesus Christ. All the time. You wonder why you...

Because at the hotel in Vegas, it was haunted by one of those. Don't say the word, but that's probably why your stomach hurts all the time. No, I think that's different. You got a P word in your tummy. And not the good kind. Speaking of different, can I say parasite? No, please. That's for me.

For me, don't say parasites. Okay. I hate parasite. There's this thing on TikTok that's like if your stomach always hurts. Not a big parasite guy over here. You probably have a pee. You, what'd you say? There's this thing on TikTok that's like if your stomach always hurts, you probably have a pee.

No, I haven't seen that, but yes, that makes sense. And then there's these people like ordering this thing from Amazon and doing a pee cleanse. Yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. And it's truly insanity what's happening. After the cleanse. Worms coming out of you. Like it's like we can't get through three episodes

without talking about worms. Can we stop talking about work? How do they keep hopping out? Worm this, worm that. Wormy. Heidi Kloom. Paras. We just got less worms.

Okay, I'll work on it. Just, well, both of us. We can both just kind of work towards a world where we don't have worm conversations every time. Okay. I'll work on it. I am trying to be less gross. But I appreciate any sort of TikTok insight,

because as you know, I don't really get on TikTok that often. But today I got on it. First thing, I'm FYP. And this is great. I'm just going to say this. And before you come, don't cut me off because it's going to sound so do you.

It's going to sound so dushy when I start, but then it will all humble myself. Okay. It's a girl. She goes, celebrities that have rejected me on Raya. It was posted four hours ago. I call it.

I think because anything that has to do with you just comes up on my free you page. Everything. By the way, everyone listening, I'm going to throw my phone in a river the way that I can't get my videos to hit 20,000 views anymore. I don't know what's going on.

I think I need to. Something that Hank Green said that changed the trajectory of my entire life, is that it doesn't matter how many people view your video if one person comments, ha ha, that's enough. I think I said that. No, it was Hank Green and I told you that

and you've taken credit for it ever since. I like that you create your reality that's important to do. Oh, gaslighting. So this girl goes to earlier today, celebrities that have rejected me on Raya. And I was like, oh, I'm tagged in this. She goes, this one's not an actual celebrity,

but Connor Wood. gives me a rating and then moves on to the next one, which was the whatever, Wolf from Naked Brothers Band, and then another comedian that's really funny. But I don't know what's going on. You got an 8 out of 10. Yeah.

That's good. That's great. But I was like, I got to work up to those last two points. That'd be really cool to get there. You don't want to be a 10. I don't, but I don't want to be next to Naked Brothers band guy who gets a 9. He's gorgeous. What?

He's gorgeous. Not Wolf. Oh, talk about it. So, such a good personality as well. Yeah. That's why I want Raya is because I know that he's on it. Genuinely. Well, she was talking everybody off of Raya.

I agree. I don't, I don't think Rye is very great. I have to get on to Rai. I didn't see this. I didn't see this girl. I would have noticed if I saw her and I didn't see her. So I don't get how, it doesn't, it doesn't tell you if, it tells you if you match right away, but it doesn't tell you later on.

It's like, oh, by the way, you didn't. Matt, I haven't seen it. So now it looks like I reject her. Didn't you delete it? No, I got kicked off because I keep screenshotting people's bios because they're so funny sometimes. That sucks. But it's not like, hey, heads up, you can't screenshot.

It lets you take the screen shut and it goes, by the way, strike two. I know. And I'm like, oh, crap, I forgot. This isn't like Bumble or something. That's frustrating. Because the bios are kind of funny. I just want to, I don't, I just want to use it for like to see, you know? Just want to see who's on there.

Like, I want to have the opportunity to be like, I. saw John Mayer on Raya. I don't care if we match or not. I want the privilege of viewing him. I've never seen anyone famous on it. I feel like there are more famous men. I saw Karina Kov. Who's that again?

Vlog squad. I feel like there are more famous. Only fans. Men. You know Nick Kroll met his wife on Raya. Yeah, I believe that. I feel like it's like not a safe space anymore for celebrities because of the TikToks that are being made.

Yeah. Matthew Perry got like... Oh, I heard... I forget what exactly happened, but, like, he went on a date with someone from Raya, and she basically just, like, outed, like, every single thing he said and whatever, which is just, like, don't do that.

I had a private conversation with someone who matched with him on Raya, who, in the first 10 minutes of matching with him, blocked him. So... Yeah. That's all. That's tough here. I kind of want to read his book.

Dumois is going to get involved now. Dumois. I wanted to say something about du ma'amie. Do it. So Chris Evans was voted sexiest man of the year. Yeah. Which people have mixed reviews about because he should have been kind of like, yeah. Like, yeah, of course he's the sexiest man, but like he should have been the sexiest man of all of the years before this one.

Like it seems just like overdue and like irrelevant at this point, I think is the main criticism. Do you have anything to say to that? No. Okay. Well, basically he has voted sexiest man alive. And it came out, and I think it was in this people interview that he did, that he has a girlfriend and has had this girlfriend for like over a year or so. Yeah. And he also, for the past few years, has been doing a lot of press about being single.

Trying to find his. Being laser focused on finding a partner and like wanting to have a family, like kind of just like single baiting. His family meeting. Single baiting is a great. Single baiting has been coined on this podcast, I think. And in Dumois, someone wrote in on behalf of. of the entire Chris Evans fan community about why they are so mad

and why this is so wrong that he's been single baiting. I've never heard that. Can I read it to you? Yeah. Subject, we are mad. Mad is all caps. Yeah.

But please hear us out. I saw the Annan email and I heard your podcast about Chris Evans and you asked in your IG stories why we are mad. All of the world knows he contradicted himself last summer with his laser focus on finding someone

which was published later on People Magazine as Chris Evans is single. After he was cornered for God knows whatever reason, he comes out and says, actually, we've been dating for more than a year. The fans that are mad are not those who are unhinged because he's in a relationship. We are mad

because he wanted us to stream the gray man for him. He went on and played the internet boyfriend game while he's been dating her for 10 months at a time. Don't generalize that all of the fans are hating on her. After all, to some of us who are not fans that had been with him for years, we are not

blaming her for anything. She didn't do anything wrong. He turned on us. Who was defending him all these months into, he turned on us who were defending him all these months into fools. We defended him when the stories of the DC young interns were blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know what? I'm just going to stop. We are mad now because we are now questioning everything. Hollywood is a game. We are aware of that. But we demand, the thing we demand from him is honesty and respect. Right. If you want to keep your relationship

status privately, you respect that. But we want you to be honest. Yes. I hope you post our opinion. He needs to know this. Never again. Okay.

So we need to have a national watch list and all of those people need their IP addresses added to it. They should not. It's crazy that those people are probably walking amongst us. They're probably sitting right next to you. That makes me more uncomfortable.

than like lizard people that those people are out like that should be scared or a lot of that that is something that they feel so strongly about that is but the majority of people have been saying like

yeah of course he's going to do that and it's also none of your business it's none of their business yeah Jesus Christ oh my God that's so freaky to me that those are real people that feel so strongly about that that they owe his relationship status

you don't know this person, you know? I do, I'm not supporting them, but I do kind of see what they're saying. It's like, don't tell me who you're dating, like, stay private about it, please, like your life is your life. But actively saying

that he's single and laser focused while he's saying, just like don't say anything. Like, it's clearly like a PR move and it feels a little yucky. But also that's what Hollywood is. Yeah. If you start to think about people as

entities instead of like businesses and startups instead of people which is what they are when they get to Chris Evans level like that is a business there's so much money involved like a Chris Evans he is a corporation right income wise he has to

market himself in a way that's profitable and that's what he was doing yeah so sorry that is hard for those of us who develop these connections with these people yeah that's why you can you should never be obsessed with celebrities because it's not a choice it's a disease

yeah it's an affliction um yeah that's what I meant yeah um this brings up an interesting point yes I read something last night about nepotism

hmm that's an interesting topic you're pro nepotism I'm not I'm just not anti nepotism because if I have kids and I'm in a position to give them an advantage and that advantage is still gonna pick the right person for the job. I'm doing it, sorry.

I'm getting my kid in the right room. Yeah. Now I'm not gonna. I think nepotism is fine when the kids are talented. Yeah. Like, Maude Apatatat. Please nepotize yourself all the way. Daisy Edgar Jones.

She's nepotized? I think so. I think you're talking about Dakota Johnson. Lily Collins. Who else? Like, I'm fine with nepotism. Yeah, there's like just, I was just, I was just thinking about that last night

I was like oh wait maybe I don't hate nepotism obviously like in business that's different well if they're good at the job thing I don't know yeah I also do you think reverse nepotism is a thing yes I've seen it happen where it's like I cannot give you you my son I will not give you this job because

I will get in trouble oh I've seen it like I want you to I want you to figure out your own way oh I'm thinking like or like they don't want to be involved with their parents come on no I would love it if my dad was like Lorne Michaels.

Oh, weird. I wouldn't. That would be weird if... I would kill... Never mind. I would love if my dad was Lauren Michaels. You would kill your dad if you were on. No, no, I didn't say it. I never... I would not. No, I'm saying... I was just thinking of something that I would kill, but I like, I don't think I would kill anything.

Oh. I would love if Warren Michaels was my dad. I would fucking kill warming and cold blood. Yeah. Did you see that Pete Davidson and Emily Radgaski-I was just going to say that? Here's a... Not confirmed dating. but flirtatious was the word.

Here's something that is crazy, that two pieces of news that came out almost simultaneously is that Pete Davidson is now dating Emily Radikowski, and we've now hit 8 billion people on the planet Earth. So how does it seemingly feel like

there's only 11 people on here? That's a good point, Connor. Like it's feeling smaller and smaller, and yet Nick Cannon got us to 8 billion. The interesting thing about Pete and Emily is that like if you were to ask me if anybody is hotter than Kim Kardashian

I would have said no maybe Emily if I had to pick one person So it's just like I don't know what he's going to do after this Oh crap can I whisper something to you? Yeah unrelated Unrelated Okay I think you can say that

Okay but it was unrelated I think you can say that And I can't remember why she's on it It's from months and months ago She did something She's on my almost to the main loser list. Wow. But she's been on it.

Yeah, she was really vocal about things. I forget exactly what, but a few months ago she was. I don't know if it was that. She was just like very big on TikTok, like clips going around that I didn't want. Maybe it was that. But let's not forget where Emily Radikowski got her start. Making out with Gabby. What?

Gabby. She was Gibby's boyfriend, girlfriend. Oh my God. You're right. Yeah. I forgot about that completely. Gibby and M. Wow.

I wonder if they hooked up. Can I say like this is. Oh, I don't want to say. This is like this makes sense. Like this is what we're dealing with now. Like this is foreshadowing. That is. Like what we're doing.

That's Emily and Pete. Yeah. What's happening right now in today's society is like, Gibby, a funny guy. A funny, quirky comedian. Big personality. Big personality is going to end up with Emily Radikowski. Wow.

This was a joke then. It's not a joke now. It's reality. This is this is the world. that we live it. Yeah. That's crazy. Good point.

Yeah, thanks. Well, I think we owe a lot to give you. I think she maybe, maybe might have, he might have early on been like breaking down these barriers subconsciously for Pete Davidson to just enter the chat. Right. Although I'm, I'm now reconvinced, even though I heard otherwise from someone that his penis isn't gigantic. Like, it might.

Pete's? Yeah. No, that's not, that can't be true. I have a very... Kim has said on the season of the Kardashians, or implied. I know. I have a very strong feeling that it's not as big as everyone's... I think he just, like, knows what to do.

Yeah, I think so, too. Um, but like, I'm stoked for them. I'm stoked to see what happens there, honestly. Like, this is, this is something that I wasn't originally involved in, but as he makes his way through, as he makes his way through the global population, 8 billion, um, Someone said this is like being in line at the deli. Like everyone's taking a number and like Pete Davidson's. 27. It is like I wonder if he'll ever go back to like.

Who is he? Cassie David like who literally. Gorgeous. Yeah. Larry David's daughter like absolutely gorgeous. But like I wonder if he'll, but she's more like of a relatable like gorgeous. Ooh. So I want, which by the way like sounds like a microaggression, but it's not.

Like I think she's absolutely beautiful and. Like I would, you know. No, not. Someone will, someone will. A lot of people listen. No, I just feel like if I was like, oh yeah, she's gorgeous but like a relatable gorgeous. Like that could sound like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Microaggressive.

But I'm, that is interesting. That's an interesting point. And we talk about stuff like that all the time. Like people, people saying something that starts out is like, oh, what is a good example of, of someone trying to be thinking they're being really nice? Yeah. It's actually just. Well, you were saying. that the other day when I was describing someone and I was like they're just really really nice.

Nice is not a compliment. Nice is baseline for humanity. That's what nice is. Uh-huh. If someone described me as nice, I'd be like, oh, okay, well, I'll kill myself. Right. I don't want to be nice. I want to be, that's not a compliment. You know what I mean? You want to be, and endearing also is not a compliment, bro. You have to. Did I call you endearing recently? Yeah, I sent you a picture of a screenshot of a photo that was posted of me where it looks like my neck is actually touching my earlob because I have so much of a double chin right now, which is not a double chin. I've been eating a lot because it's cold out, trying to just be safe and survive.

It was this that you were upset about. It's my jowl, my actual jowl. You just have like dimples. Yeah, but when I eat good, when I'm- My hands are getting colder. Yeah, Jesus' age. When I eat good, my jowl kind of hangs over like that, like so. And then it touches my ear when I'm really smiling.

So you said that was endearing. Yeah, I meant it. Okay, well, other ones that I wrote, I have a list of these two. Chill. Yeah, he's super chill. You mean? I would love to be described as chill. Yeah.

Due to the fact that it's never been said before. Chill, nice to me is like, nice and chill are kind of hand in it. Nice means you don't have a personality, but you're like just taking up space. Chill, same thing. Chill feels more. If someone described a girl as chill to me. me, I'd be like, oh, okay, but a guy, chill, I'd be like, okay. Uh-huh.

So he just can't finish a sentence. Um, easy going. Why do you think there's a difference between the, the genders there? I don't know. I don't know. I'm not a psychiatrist. Something to think about. Easygoing.

Did you write that in? Yeah. You think someone being easygoing is not a compliment? Not really. I think that means like laid back. Then say like, that's the same as chill. You brought up an interesting point. You, did you add you have a good essence?

Oh, yeah. A boy came up and said that to me at a party And I was like Like What does like Do you think I'm ugly? Like that's just like a crazy thing to say to someone He said you have a good essence

Yeah I was like talking to him And then he was like you have a good essence And in that moment it felt He was on shrooms It felt like That really I know it felt to me like He was like okay

Bye You have a good essence That's it He came up to you I don't think you want to involved with someone who describes people like that anyways maybe but how did we describe emrata as something that got to back in and come oh because you oh no I was describing cassey David as like oh chill more relatable gorgeous yeah I get shit like that all the time I think

that that girl's riah thing was just like don't include me not really celebrity but don't throw him in here throw them under the bus real quick that's fine she didn't need to say that though yeah maybe just leave me out of it right because again I'm booted from the platform right at the current time right just like Airbnb and if anyone at the Raya corporate headquarters is listening to this I would love the opportunity and I would not screenshot anything by the way I'm a very private person very very private I have a feeling we'll be getting something from Dumois after this like a cease and assist.

Maybe. I ordered a full duemois sweatsuit the other day. Oh, I had to keep talking for a second. Okay, I had something else that I wanted to bring. Oh, I wanted to talk about the magician. Oh, also Sean Mendez stepped on my foot the other day. Oh.

At Equinox. Oh, really? He stepped on my foot because the stairs there are really narrow and I was walking up and he was walking down and he kind of like a little part of his shoe stepped on like a little part of my shoe. I wish I had said oh sorry for him stepping on my foot but I didn't and then you know who else I saw that was a celebrity at Equinox

I don't even know if this will mean anything to you do you want to know yeah wait okay go ahead it was Aaron Samuels for mean girls and he was looking gorgeous the main guy like the love interest yeah oh yeah yeah yeah I couldn't figure out who he was at first and I was staring and I pet his little white crusty dog out of respect for him Yeah. Oh, that's nice of you. Yeah. I would never do that at Mendocino Farms. But then that was that. So, okay, what's on your phone that you're smiling? I had a lot of stuff. I have like a lot of random stuff that I wanted to dive into.

We can do that in the bonus. I know, but Jennifer Anderson came out again and was just dogging on influencers. Oh, yeah. She loves doing that. I know. And people came back at her, smashing her to bits. Honestly, like, I'm kind of glad because it's like, stop. Yeah, they were like, you're a 90 sitcoms lady. Show us an award you've won in the past decade. There's people that are in their 20s who are winning award. She's never won or hasn't even been nominated for starring in successful blockbusters. There's movie stars today.

She just doesn't feel like she's relevant anymore. I'm just like we're not hurting you. You were in a sitcom in the 90s. You were never involved in the Oscar conversation. We're not competing for the same roles. I know. I know. You don't have to.

I mean, I don't know why I brought that up again, but that's just in my notes. And then also, Rayne, did you see, you know Rain Wilson? Of course. Did you see Change his name? No. To what? Oh. Dwight?

No. What? Guess again. Is it office related? No. Because. Oh, it's just rainfall heat wave extreme winter Wilson is what you change it to. Legally?

Yeah, to raise awareness for climate change. Climate change. Did you know about climate change before he did that? Random? No. No. I don't get like. I don't get it.

I'm glad he. did that so that we can raise awareness for it. Right. I don't, I kind of lose the understanding of raising awareness for something when things like that happened because it's like, am I just supposed to like think of climate change when I hear that? I guess like the more

you think about it, the more compelled you are to do something about it. You're not feeling that. No. I don't know. I don't really. Guess who's climbing their way on my loser list. Rain, sunshine. What do you mean? Don't need some money. Like, you were on the office. I bet he is. Sure.

but I'm just, I don't know. Can I say one thing before we moved with the phone? I have to pee so bad, so we probably should. You can go pee, and I was also so negative today. I want everyone to know that I had to pee, and I'm kind of hungry, so I think that that was that. You can go pee now because... I don't feel negatively about Rayne Wilson. I think that that's a sweet thing to do.

Okay. Do you want to go pee now? Yeah. Okay, go ahead. No one's talked about the rainforest in a long time. Like, what? Let's talk about deforestation. I think that that would help.

Okay, we can talk about deforestation. I'm so sorry. Can we add something? Really quick, I just want to say. I read something that the ozone layer is actually healing itself and it'll be healed by 2050. Oh, where are you getting it? Was that Snapchat Discover? I don't know.

I might have dreamt it. Maybe. Okay. Well, I'm going to go to the restroom, smooches for the meantime. And then if you're still here when I get back, God willing. I just have a really quick thing. I want to ask. I'll chat with you.

Okay. Run by a few people. Okay, so last Thursday, Connor and I went to some sort of influencer event, and there was not a magician there, but it was an illusionist slash mentalist, which is kind of different than a magician in the sense that they're not doing tricks, but more so just like fucking with your mind to the point where it's like, I don't understand how this is not like Hogwarts level actual magic. and I would love if someone could poke a hole in what he did so that I can kind of move on. Basically what he did, it was me, my friend Connor, who you know, and my friend Kaylin, who kind of got to him before he went on to a show. And I said, hey, I'm a huge fan of just like magic and illusions in general. And he was like, well, that's great to hear.

I'll give you a little sneak preview. So he gave us a sneak preview. And he said, Brooke, do me a favor and hold my wallet. So I held his wallet and then he was like talking about things that I don't really remember. And then he said, Kalen. And I've been holding his wallet in both of my hands keeping it safe the whole time. And he said, Kalen, I want you to do me a favor. And I want you to Google something, anything, something that is completely random or something that means something to you.

Whatever. So she Googled something and he was like, okay, you have it. You Googled it. She said, yep, I've got it. And then he said, Brooke, I want you to open my wallet. it and there's a business card in the front pocket. I want you to take the business card out. Don't show anyone, but read the business card. I read the business card on it. He had scribbled something in Black Sharpie. He said, Kaelin, show us what you Googled. She had Googled

bottle nose dolphin. And that's exactly what it said on the business card in Black Sharpie. So how the hell Is that possible? Like that's not That doesn't make any sort of sense to me It's not like a car trick where it's like okay Like there's some slight of hand happening here Like I was holding the wallet

Kaelin fully randomly thought of bottle nose dolphins Like I don't I don't understand At all you did? Yeah I filmed it Oh okay He said on cameras please but I said No

Okay well we'll add that in hopefully there will be some clarity there But that to me, Connor, I was saying, it's like that's Matt. That's not like a trick. That's Hogwarts. So I would love if someone could poke a hole in that for me, so I could move on. Anyway, and the bonus we will talk about. White Lotus. White Lotus. And what else?

I was looking at my notes up a bit. We did a bunch of stuff. We do. Thank you guys for sticking with us today. I felt a little bit more incoherent than usual. Yeah, that's okay. It's okay. Me too, by the way.

Yeah. That happened. Yeah. And we will see you in the bonus. And then those of you that aren't, for some reason, going to meet us at the bonus. I guess have a good weekend without the bonus. I will see you at Harry Styles tonight. Yeah.

Some mooches. Totally. Bye. This week on Close Friends. He's a baby. Kill him. I think his voice is in. annoying.

Did you like when I did that? Do you like when I do this? Is it soothing to you? I can't hear. I can't hear. Stop, stop. It's actually like, this, like, fictional world means a lot more to me than my own life right now. That sounds bad.

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