Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Vote Fibulez 2024

Episode Date: September 5, 2024

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Oh, my God. Hi. Hi. Hi. Computer husband. What? Hello. Hi.

Hi. Hey. Hey, Brooke. Welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast. Welcome back. It's always good seeing you. Tell us a little bit about where you are. I am in.

You're obviously here in our space, but in a different way also. Physically, in two ways. And physically, I'm there and here. Here in the studio I am, and I'm also here in New York City. Wow. New York looks good on you. Oh, my gosh, girl. You can say that again.

Girl, what's the temperature there? Girl, it's 74. Girl. Girl, it's going to be 104. Four today, girl. Whoa. Yeah. Girl.

Damn. Well, what are you doing in NYC? What? What are you doing in NYC? That's an important question to ask. Yeah. Mainly I'm working late. Really?

Because you're a singer. Well, due to being a singer. Yeah. But it's really just out of ease of travel because of me being scared of flying in planes. I've decided since I was in. Michigan last week. And I'm going to Minnesota to start tour on Friday. Wow. Have you ever been to Minnesota? I've been to Minnesota. What's the like there? That's one state that it's like I can't even imagine what we're working with.

There's a lot of like, there's a highway. Let's look at the map. Okay. I'm the map. I'm the map. The map of the U.S. or of Minnesota? Of the Minnesota because I know that it has, there's, it touches to other states. Definitely. I can see that happening. It might not, it might even touch a body of water. Yeah.

Minnesota, if you're able to find it, yeah, it touches Lake Superior and it seems that even touches Canada. So, and I'll be in Minneapolis,

which is very close to Wisconsin. Oh, that's a big city. What we're working with in Minneapolis is Kurds. Erds. Kurds.

Curds, like cheese curds? Yeah, like sea is and cheese curd. Cheese curds. Yeah. I've never had cheese curd. You've never had Poutine? What'd you call me? Poutine.

Girl. What are you talking about? It's like that Canadian treat. Talk about Poutine in the studio. To my left. It's like. directly to my left Shut up for one second

so I can tell you what Puttine is. I'm about Putin over there. It's like fries with gravy and cheese curds. Hang on, let me wrap my head around that for one second. Fries with gravy and cheese curds.

That sounds like you would like it. I'm sure I would. What is a cheese curd? You just said cheese curd. Yeah, I say a lot of things. I don't know what they are. It's a cheese curd. What is a curd?

I think is the question. I know what cheese is. You know, like, curdled milk? Curd. It's starting to feel like a slur. I know it is. No, I don't know. But you know when milk curdles and it's like gross?

Yeah. That's what it, honestly, essentially what a cheese curd is, I think. It's just like hard milk. You just put the hard milk in the air fryer or what? You put it on the fries and gravy and that's putteen. Oh, my God. That's that young gravy song. It's Betty.

Gravy got cheese. Now that's Poutine. Oh, no. Or something like that. Izzy, can we confirm that curds are just like curdled, rotten milk? Cheese curds are moist pieces of curdled milk eaten either alone or as a snack. Yup, girl. Whoa.

Curd, I know you ain't talking about Poutine in the studio. Dad ass. Maybe Brooke and Connor should make Poutine. I have been to Canada once and, like, that's. was like the whole thing. Everyone was just like, you have to try Poutine, you have to try Poutine. And then I did and I didn't like it. I kind of feel like Poutine would stop your heart.

And everyone always talks about how American food is like so greasy and stops your heart. But I feel like that would stop me dead in my tracks and I would lose feeling in my right arm. The gravy made the fries like way too soggy. Obviously like the Kurds weren't for me right now. I feel like you would like the curd. No, you know I'm weird with cheese. Oh my gosh, you don't like cheese. And you know what's so crazy is my two favorite, like, action items on a menu are let me get that sparkling water and let me get that cheese.

Oh, my God. Those are the two things that you'll never see me order unless, you know the drill. It's a mozzarella base. Do you like that one that's hard to say that starts with an H? Barada? No, I don't like any cheese that should start with an H. Halumi. No, I only like

mozzarella and barata, which I think is just also mozzarella. It is. Well, Halumi's really mozzarella adjacent. It's just like

looks like an eraser that you get in the scholastic book there. Yeah, I know what you're referring to. I don't want that. They don't even try with Alumi. They're like,

here it is. Open up. Are there any cheeses you don't like? Yeah. Do you like blue cheese? Um, like, very sparingly.

I feel like blue cheese, you know, when they're like, do you want to dip your wings in blue cheese? I'm like, I don't want it as a dip. I don't mind if it's snuck into a salad, like a wedge. That's the only time I'll send food back is if I say like no blue cheese on a salad and it comes with blue cheese. Yeah. I'll say, I can't. Yeah, I got, I was here like two days ago, two or three days ago, and I got like a chicken and it was just like a...

What do you mean here? In New York. Oh, okay. Sorry. Here is what I meant. Yeah. And I ordered this, like, chicken breast, and it was really delicious, but then I bit in, and there was, like, eight or nine bones.

And it was a breast, you know, it wasn't, like, a place where bones should be. Right. So then I was like, hmm. And I asked the way, I was like, there's a bunch of bones in here. I was like, oh. There were bones in your breast. There was bones in my breast, which, like, this is a good time for us to remind everybody, like, to feel around for lumps.

Okay. yeah, that is important. Because I was feeling around for lumps in my chicken breast, but everyone should feel around in their breast for breast lumps. Thank you, Connor. Yeah. Breast curds. Breast curds.

Perhaps there's been some curdling in your right breast or left. Many forget about the left. That has my mouth watering like derogatory. Breast curd? Yeah. Sorry, you stopped me in my tracks. Breast-thripped have you mouth, you mouth bar like I'm feeling sick. Oh, okay.

I think you meant derogatory like towards women. No, no, no. Like it's making me completely uneasy. Got you? Let's move on. If you don't mind. No, totally fine. But thank you for the reminder to check your breast.

I, you know, as people magazines. I was wondering when you were going to slip it in. I'm shocked you waited so long. Let's talk about it. Yeah, Brooke, as people, people, people magazine online's one of four nominated sexiest man on TikTok nominees. Yeah, I do like to remind women to check their breasts for Kurds. Did you know that was coming? No, no.

That's not something that like was a publicist venture. That was people's team? I have, wait, I want to go through the whole thing if you don't mind if we can do each one. Do you mind if we go through each one? There's like, there's like 25 pages. No, there's not. I already did it. It's 18.

I can do such a speed round. Okay, let's do it. And I'd like your participation too. I'll just say it. There's just like people's, people's sexiest blank, and there's four choices. And Connor and I are just going to speed answer. I'm sure we'll feel the same way about everyone. Yeah.

And when we get to my page, I do want to pause and like go through. Of course. Of course, we'll pause on your page. page. Okay, so let's go one, two, three for, let's, let's read the options and go one, two, three, and see if we land. I love that. I love that idea. Okay. Okay. So, 22, four. Can I say, should I read the options, too, too, for the audio listeners? Yeah, yeah. We should read them all very, like a one, two, three. Okay. Do you want to read it? Do you have your glasses? Yeah, I have my glasses on two, whatever you want. Okay. Go ahead. Okay. Who is 2024 sexiest heartthrob? Gavin. See.

Nicholas Galatine, Mani Jacinto. I'm not familiar with his work, but adore him. And Jacob Allorty. And I think you're going to be shocked by my answer. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Okay. One, two, three.

Nicholas Galatine. No. What did you say, Jacob? Of course. Like, yes, something, Nicholas has moved me recently. Right. Yeah, I was watching Red, Right, and Royal Blue. That's.

I just, oh, yeah. That's on me. I was, so it's just like top of mind, Nicholas. Yeah. I, um, I didn't, I just realized like this is all men. So sexy it's just in general, like this is just specific to men. It is specific to men right now. Sexiest male hard draw. Gotcha.

Yeah. Yes. Okay. Oh, I, I don't know where you'll stand here either. Who's the sexiest musician? Harry Stiles, role model, Zach Bryan, or Shaboozy? Ready? Well, I think I need to withdraw my name from this hat.

Oh, do you want me to just do it? Yeah. Okay, one, two, three, Harry Styles. Easy next. Yeah. Okay, who's the sexiest summer action star? Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, Glenn Powell. I'm not feeling drawn to anyone, believe it or not.

I think, like, I think Glenn P might take, might sweep this round, just top of mind again. I'm going to say Hugh J. because I just like adore his resume. Yeah, I like, I like you Jackman a lot. I like you Jackman a lot. And I think I just like really appreciate his work. He's a timeless piece. He's a timeless piece.

I don't want to say about Glenn Powell. I'm feeling really drawn to Glenn Powell now because I was just back at UT Austin for that Uber event for students. And everyone was like, I got to interview with the daily Texan, which is our school. newspaper, which is really funny. That's so cool. Yeah, it was hilarious. And they were like, so we noticed that you, this is like a student reporter, we noticed that you're following a lot of the same footsteps as Matthew McConaughey and Glenn Powell. And I was like, oh my God, yikes.

So feeling drawn to Glenn. What do you mean yikes? Like I had no idea. Like God works in such mysterious ways. Like positive connotation? Positive connotation. Yeah, that's very exciting and positive connotation. I'm feeling drawn to Glenn the same way I was starting to be drawn to Matthew M. Yeah.

After reading his novella. No, you're one of UT's most notable alum, probably, just like me and Martin Luther King are some of BU's most notable alumni. So very exciting. Okay, sexiest new dad, Maluma, Robbie P., Cole Tucker, Justin Bieber. On three. One, two, three, Robbie. Robert P. Yep.

Yep. Easy. Oh, okay. Okay. Who is the sexiest long married star, 25 plus years old? We got Denzel Washington. That's so specific. I know.

Denzel Washington, Kevin Bacon, Ted Danson, and Tim McGraw. Ready? Yes. Two, three. Ted Danson. I knew it. I knew we were going to align there. Easy.

Sexy's TV host. I mean, it's like not even a question, man. Mark Consuelas, Jimmy Fallon. Seth Myers, Mario Lopez. Do we even need to count you three? Nope. Seth M. Myers. I do want to say really quickly,

Mark Consuelos, like, there is, like, and I'm so sorry because this is going to come back and bite me in the tuckus, but Mark is okay. scares me to my core. He shakes me. It makes me feel uneasy.

I'm clutching my curls. I am nervous around Mark and Sullos. There is Connor. There's a sinister energy. There is a sinister energy. The more I learn about Kelly Rippa, like, same thing. But, like, him kind of just slithering his way into being, like, live with Kelly and Mark. Mark.

I don't like, that, that, that show, that TV show now feels like a little bit like, a little bit like hunger gamesy. Oh, okay. Anyways. I totally see what you're saying. That was probably like a bad analogy, but. No. Sinister. Okay.

Sexiest podcast hosts. I'm surprised you didn't, you aren't on this one. I was wondering that. I wonder that. Which one would you rather be on sexiest podcast host or sexiest TikToker? Like, definitely podcast host?

All good, though. You don't get to choose, you don't get to choose your category. It's the people's choice. It's the people's choice. Okay. T.J. Holmes, I'm not familiar with his work. Josh Peck,

Penn Badgley, Kelsey Brothers. I don't know what you're going to say. Yes, you do. Okay, ready? Yeah. Are you trying to say what I think or what you think? I'm going to let you have this one. I don't really like, I love Josh Peck, by the way.

I'm putting that out there, but I don't really have skin on the game. My answer is Penn Badgley. I know. Yeah. Yeah. Sexiest Dog Dad, you could have been on this one too. Oh, my God. I mean, I wouldn't be able to be.

on with these folks, but that's really nice. Who is Justin Thoreau, by the way? He is, he was dating Jennifer Aniston for a while and I get confused between him and Justin Trudeau. Yeah, me too. Who's the Prime Minister of Canada? I'm familiar with his work. Justin Thoreau, he was in a lot of stuff.

He was in American Psycho, I think, or I could have made that up as well. I know he was in this movie. I love wanderlust, which is Paul Rudd and Jennifer Aniston. He wasn't American Psycho. Oh, he's in the new Beetle juice. Yeah, he's in a lot, but he's just like one of those faces that looks like every other face, too. Yeah, I don't recognize him. Okay.

But. But Max Greenfield is my answer. Yeah, I know. Yeah. This one was tough. Sexy as handyman. Because there's no answer that's popping off. Okay, we can skip.

Okay, perfect. supportive partner in sports, I feel comfortable skipping too. Yeah. See, this confused me. I just want to be frank. Who makes Brat look sexiest? Trois, Joe Jonas, Kyle McLoughlin, or Barry Kogan. I see how that confused you.

Talk us through it. I, like, don't understand, like, what Brat looks sexiest. Like, I was like, okay, Brad is, like, Troy Savant. He's got, he's, like, pretty involved with that. And then you give me Joe Jonas with, and I don't really get how those to. like a line at all. The Kyle McLaughlin of it all is not raising any flags.

Yeah, it was like... Is it McLaughlin or McLoughlin? I think it's McLaughlin. McLaughlin, sorry. Let's skip. I'd like to cast my vote. Oh, go ahead. Well, I don't know if it's,

I'm answering the question of who makes Brat look sexiest and I love Troy. But Joe Jonas, I've been completely taken by him recently. But I don't know if in a brat way. Anyway, let's move on. Wow, interesting. I feel good skipping sexiest tattoos.

The answer is Jeremy Allen White, though. Who's the Gen Sexiest with the X capitalized? So it's like Gen X. Who's the sexiest Gen X? Ethan Hawke, Shemar Moore, Matt Dillon, Benjamin Bratt. They shouldn't put Benjamin Bratt on Sexiest Brat. I was thinking that too, Connor. I don't know any of these besides Ethan Hawke.

Okay. Shemar Moore is in Criminal Mind. So I obviously have to support him. Yes. Yeah. Which sexy Fierro makes you want to fly? Jonathan Bailey, Aaron tovate, Tate, Tate Dix, Joey McIntyre. The answer is Jonathan Bailey.

Thank you. Who is the sexiest guy on TikTok? Okay. Now. Well, let's dive in. Let's. So first of all, I want to say the four men on page 15 of the polls are brew, our buddy brew.

He's a friend of ours. Greatest guy in the world, by the way. Genuinely, genuinely, one of the nicest people I've ever met. I do want to flag also that I set him up with his girlfriend, Anna Satar. That was all me. 100%. They will back for that. I did it in person and I brought them wrist and wrist into each.

other's arms and they will tell you the same story. Okay, so we got Brew. We've got Mark Estes, who is one of the Montana boys who is dating Christian Cavaleri. I'm not familiar with him. Well, he's, he definitely deserves to be on this list. Okay. With his shirt off. Like, that is someone who makes sense.

We've got Noah Beck, who also same boat deserves to be on this list. And then you've got me here. And this photo was taken on my back patio. I was sweating a lot. I was wearing a sweater. My forehead, you could sell as like real estate. Like if you, if someone decided to buy, oh, a billboard for any reason and wanted to advertise. You could buy my, my forehead here.

It's the biggest it's ever been confused about this image choice. But I, yeah. I obviously think you look great in every picture. Thanks. That's really generous. I'm not I this one is just like a unique image to pay it doesn't match the others per se yeah I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like Dr. McLaughlin on the page on the brat page like why am I in it it's kind of like a which one of these which one of these does not belong puzzle just like I don't understand why every single picture of the two of us has to involve us looking like we're melting. I look like I've been leathered, you know?

I look like when you and your family go and visit like Pioneer Town and they let you take an old-timey photo. Totally. There's a waxiness to it. There is a waxiness. I don't necessarily feel like I look like that. But it's okay. Yeah, this could be a cousin, a lesbian cousin.

This is me as a fibula lesbian. Fibulize. Fibulez. I don't feel a little. lines with this image. But that's okay. It's an honor nonetheless. Thank you people. And thank you. People. Do we have an eye on like the results? I don't know. I have no idea. I like here's the thing about me when I'm when I'm when I'm when I'm in any sort of voting competition. Like as not on brand for me this is to like promote to go please go vote for me. It's a sexy. I wish it was like the dog.

sexy's dog dad. I would take a picture of Max and me with our shirts off right now. But like, just me on here, I'm just like, I need to win, you know? Like, I need to win. But like, I don't want to advertise it. I honestly, like, you will probably. I don't know because, like, for someone like Mark or Noah, I feel like this would like really help with their career, like this having this title under their belt. I just want it for the lore, you know.

I think the nomination and the photo is lore enough. It's an honor. It's truly an honor. Yeah. Thank you, people. Thank you people. It just like anytime I'm in a voting situation, it gives me war flashbacks to when I lost.

The only election I ever lost was senior year, junior senior year of high school when I was like really putting myself out there to be class president and like spending a lot of time and effort. and then I like didn't get in and like walked to like the flyer on the bulletin board at like 3.30 p.m. And it wasn't my name. Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

This is bringing stuff up for you. No, it's fine. It's just like that kind of thing you don't shake. Like I'll be I'll be in my 50s, 60s even probably thinking about this. God willing, aging is a privilege. It's a beautiful thing too. Mm-hmm. Should we keep going?

Oh, my God. That was the end. Cast your vote. Enter your email address below to cast your vote and to be the first... If you go ahead and enter your email address on that real quick. Let's see if they give us the results. Oh, yeah.

Oh, and go ahead and sign it for their newsletter. Yeah, it can't hurt. Oh, November 12th. Oh, my God. Wait, does this come out before then? Yeah, this comes up tomorrow. You guys go ahead and get over to people.com. Oh, it will be revealed on November 12th.

Let's put it in the calendar. So we will reveal that unless I don't win. In which case we will stay silent. It's a Tuesday. That's great. That is great. Okay. Okay.

That was fun. Well, Brooke, I haven't seen you in like ages. It's been a month, I think. No. I think it's been two weeks. No. Let's call it three and... Yeah.

Let's call it three and move on. On Monday, yeah. Oh, my God. Did you see that video of how much we say let's move on? We see it a lot. I've already said it like six times this episode and I've been making a conscious effort not to say it. So I do want to apologize. You just squirted your water everywhere.

I just fully squirted when you said let's move on. Yeah. Yeah, we do say it a lot. I think it's fine. Okay. I do have to ask you. I don't know if you want to share about flying with Max. no I'll share

I do want to know even before we get into it like a lot of people were on me about registering Max as a service fan of all you are so right should not have done that

and I will not do it again in fact because that was not a fun experience at all he pooped on my shoe mid-flight and everyone was awarded 5,000 Sky Mile points on Delta

except but they announced it while I was on the ground scrubbing my foot and the ground in first class will not do that again. In fact, I sent Max home in a rental car with my dad from Michigan to Texas. So Max will not be above the ground ever. Do you think he was nervous? No, I don't.

I don't think he was nervous. I think he, because if you follow me on Snapchat, not to plug my Snapchat in every single opportunity again, he had woken me up that morning with the squirts and I was like geez Louise I hope that this is not I hope this was like a one he woke me about like 2 a.m and then we or the flight was at like

450 we boarded but he was good for like over half the flight and then out of nowhere he was like shaking and freaking out and he was like oh my gosh he's nervous but I think that he was like I'm about to shart like move bitch, I'm like, I'm gonna let loose.

And I was like, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down. And he was like just trying to find somewhere to, you know, let, let loose. And he did. It was on my brand new Brooks running shoes. So, um, less than what was your reaction? Like, as you saw the, saw it. Well, I was like, I don't know what that was. Like he's just having like, you know, like a little bit of like a, um, like walls.

closing in type thing. Maybe he's like claustrophobic right now because he's in between the seats and he's, he's pretty like ADHD like me. He moves around a lot. Even at home in my house, like he'll lay over there for 20 minutes and he'll move over here and lay over there for 20 minutes. But I was like holding him. I held him after, well, I push the call button.

She comes and it's like, it's okay. Accidents happen. And then he pooped again on my other shoe. And the people next to me were so nice. I'm like, they were like, no, we traveled our dogs. all the time. It's okay. Like, this stuff happens. No big deal. I was just freaked out. He was kind of shaking. So I held him in my arms while I would, and it is hot. It's hot in hell. And I was, he was just shaking and I held him in one spot for the next like hour and a half, like bending my back

over, holding him in one spot. And he was still like like shaking and stuff. But they came over and like I cleaned and everything. But it was, uh, it was bad experience. I will never do it again. So, Wow. And do you really ever get that out of the plane carpet? Or is that kind of like a gift that will live there for quite a while? It was mostly on my shoe. So my shoes are fine.

And I'm hoping the carpet on the plane has the same fate. Wow. That is like really tough. It's really tough. And I'm glad you made it through. and that, you know, you kind of learned, like, where Max's limits are. Right. I do want to say, like, he did get trained for the service dog portion.

Like, he fully knows all of the things. Like, I literally had to take him in for that. But when you got to go, you got to go. Like, I think that that was unrelated to him as, like, a good trained dog. Right. like I don't think that they teach your dogs in boarding school how to clench tighter, you know? Yeah, he was sickly. Poor guy.

He's not feeling great. But yeah, thank you for asking. That was really traumatizing for like the next like three days. I'm sure for him. But like that, for the first time ever I felt that thing that parents say like I wish it were me instead of him. Like I wish I would have spent. Yeah. You know, I can explain like I am so sorry.

Like I had. I knew like I shouldn't have eaten Panxpress at like 6.45 a. Like I should my pants. My bad, you know. Totally. I was like explaining to other people like, he never does this. You know, and they're like, okay, get away from me. You know, like.

Right. I had to throw out a lot of my suitcase because I was using like t-shirts and stuff to clean up. Wow. So that was truly something else. I had something else to say on that note, actually. Did you hear about my pets? Brooke, okay, yes, I heard about your pet. Tell me about her and then I want to tell you something completely else. Okay, it is, it's, it's scourge your loins because it's a sad story.

Basically, um, a young woman came into my life by the name of Beth Ann. She was a fly. And at first she was annoying me because she was like flying around my house in a way that I didn't like. Right. And then she was doing that for a few days. And then I had the conscious thought of like, oh, where's that fly? And then I saw her resting on my new chairs. And she was literally just resting. And I could get so close to her and she wouldn't even move.

Like I could really almost touch her. And then when I did touch her, she just moved a little bit to the curtain and then continued to rest for hours. And I just loved the way that she would just rest in different locations. locations like her mom. Yeah. So I decided to adopt her as a pet. I named her Beth Ann.

I would greet her in the morning. She was always either resting on the chair or on the curtain. I would say goodbye to her when I left the house. She would be the first person I greeted when I came home. And then one day I came home and I was saying Beth Ann, Beth Ann, Beth Ann, Beth Ann, I couldn't find her anywhere. Yeah. And I was expecting her I had left a bagel with egg salad on the table. I was expecting her.

When I had left her, she was on the egg salad. Just like, your mom's gone. Like, let's die of it. Yeah. Yeah. I had expected her to be on the egg salad. She wasn't. So I'm like, okay, she'll turn up.

Like, she'll probably, like, find her way back to the curtain or the chair. So I go to do the dishes. And then I finish the last dish. And I look at the sponge and Beth Ann is on the sponge. Not moving. Mm-mm. I say, Beth Ann, Beth Ann, she's not responsive. Then I touch her.

And, you know, she doesn't really like to be touched. but she let me touch her a lot. And it was because she was dead. So. Oh, it's heavy. Very heavy. Yeah. It was no one's fault.

It was no one's fault. And it was her time, Brooke. Like in in human years, she was like 104 probably. She lived a great life. And I mean, in fly years she was probably, well, no. In fly year, she was probably 104. but she was probably a measly 22 hours or so old in our time. Yeah, so I still have the body.

I did an open casket service. She was laid to rest on a Post-it note that I had written some words for her on the Post-State note. She's still resting on the Post-it note. I'm not ready to part with the body yet, but I think we'll do a burial for Beth Ann when that time comes. It's important to heal. Healing doesn't, it looks different for everybody and it's not linear. Exactly. And I feel like people need to respect that grieving process because a lot of people have been DMing me like you need a cat.

Like this isn't normal. Her body's still warm. Give me a second. Yeah. Yeah. So that's all that. And I'd like to think that has something to do with you and your, you kind of opened everyone. his eyes to how valuable the life of an insect can be.

I'm glad you said that, Brooke, and thank you. Because I have a new longer poem about those smaller beings that seem to be just about everywhere. Please do share. Okay. Let me pull her up. You just give me one second here. Totally.

10 legs ate broken To the spider The shadowed creature in the corner of the room I hate you You scared me just as your brothers and sisters did before you And I will tell you what I told them You're a trespasser that does not belong here You entered without knocking

Roamed freely like this is your home And decorated my walls with unwanted silk webs without asking You may not be the only killer here but only one of us is innocent, and it's not you. The spider says to me, it's brittle body squash and dying. It's not you either. There's venom infused in my vangs. But I was born this way.

What's your excuse? If you could count your murders, how long would you be counting? Am I really this threatening? I thought human hearts were bigger than mine, but you've killed me with malice instead of marrow, of your bones and poison bubbling behind your scalp. And I'm sorry for scaring you, but I didn't know being seen would cost me my life.

Maybe. If you didn't fabricate the prickly feeling of my legs creeping upon your skin while I crawled across the living room floor, if the webs I weaved were made of cotton candy and captured Clementines, cherries, and sweet peas rather than struggling wings and blood, if I had a pink tongue, plush fur, a wagging tail, and fur legs, and four legs instead of eight,

If I had only two eyes and they were glittering stars and not super massive black holes, if I was the same but looked different, maybe you wouldn't hate me. Maybe you wouldn't have loved me either, and maybe you still wouldn't have let me stay. But maybe you would have shown me the door or a window. Maybe you would have shown me mercy. But you're still standing and I'm still sorry. I think maybe, no matter how reluctant, mercy would have been enough. Oh, my God.

I didn't know existing would cost me my life. But there's so much more. Like I like, there's so much in there. Who is the author of that? It's, uh. And what happened to them? A fighter. Yes, of course.

They died. Charlotte Aikabatica. They died at the hand of someone who is. Of a killer. Not only. Let's not sugarcoat it. Of a killer. Of a killer.

but like not only no better than the spider who has not acted on crimes that we're placing on its back without you know anything to back them up but it's truly innocent. A killer with venom in their heart

that they were not born with. Disgusting. Oh my God, that really is like disgusting. Thank you for sharing. I had to. You had to. I had that screen. shutted from like two and a half weeks ago and I was like I need not forget this.

Now the second thing that I was going to say, and this is kind of switching gears and bringing some light, is I have been, you know, I leave my windows and doors open at my house, so I'm very familiar with all of this. Preachers and stuff. Yeah, a lot of roommates. Yeah. And I've had, I have flies and I always think it's funny because I kind of like having them in because Max tries to find them in the house and chases them. And I'm like, that is so goofy that

Oh my God. Max would have loved Bethann. Oh my gosh. Now he chases him and he like tries to get him in his mouth. And I think it's funny. I was like, oh, you like, you know, I'm thinking like, oh, you bozo. You're so down that you're playing with a fly. I got a Snapchat memory from like three years ago, four years ago, me at my parents house saying I'm so, I've been in my parents for two days. I'm so board I'm playing flat tag with a fly and I have a legitimate I'll have to send you this video I'm trying to find I'm trying to find him I'm trying to find him and he flies away and then he lands and I poke him and he flies away and he lands I was having so much fun so like not only am I know better than a fly not only am I know better than a spider we're the same that's the moral of

the story we're the same in third grade every morning we would like in third grade every morning we would light incense and stand in a circle holding hands and say, we are all related. It's that. See, I love this, but, you know, they're not doing taxes or passing any laws. So I guess, like, we're a little different. Well, we're all a little different, but we're all, we're all related. I mean, we're all cut from the same cloth, I think is a good way to take it. Yeah.

Yeah. How beautiful. How beautiful. Which brings me to my next kind of side, side quest. I'm just a bill I'm only a bill and I'm sitting up on Capitol Hill

Conjunction Junction What's your function Where did that come from? I don't know it's good though It's awesome I would like to play it on my car ride home Thanks for bringing that to our attention Of course it came to me like almost Kids these days do not have schoolhouse rock

Do what I said kids these days do not have school Well, I mean, I guess they could play it. But, like, I don't think teachers are doing that. Mm-mm. You know, the fact that we just brought up conjunction, junction, junction, what's your function? Like, I don't totally know what the function of a conjunction is. But...

Wait, let's go back to the source. Conjunction, junction. What's your function? Randomly, that's when the song starts to fade out for me at the function part. I think it's breaking up words and closet. You know what I mean? We can't play it, can we? It's breaking up.

We'll have to look it up. Conjong, ching. How's that function? What's your function? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses. Yeah. If that ain't the truth. Hooking up.

I'm a little bit fuzzy on the rest of the song. What are the other songs? So I've heard my adjectives Oh, I'm not familiar Okay, there's adjectives Can we look up a list of Schoolhouse Rock songs? Ooh, the adjective one was really pretty

That sounded really pretty The Tale of Mr. Morton, oh my God, I don't remember how that one goes But I know it was so good Whoa Okay, kind of forgetting every other one Did you ever know the song Tingaleo? No. Oh,

Sorry. I'm looking at our notes and I'm really confused about some of the stuff you added. Yeah. Ask me anything. I think this says AI and then that's it. Oh my God. Yeah. I'd like to talk about something.

Okay. My Snapchat generates really disturbing images of me and Connor a lot of the time. I don't know why it just picks me and Connor to do as opposed to me and anyone else. I think you are, you're my best friend on Snapchat. And you have been for years. Probably. We Snapchat. Well, all day we Snapchat. I know. That's our main form of communication.

We get like, I don't know if you've talked to anyone else our age, by the way. Like people, you use Snapchat? I was just having this conversation with someone. Was I having this conversation with you, Izzy? You mean Kat. And with Kat last week. I love Snapchat because it's like everything that is like too casual to say over text, but I need to say it. You know?

I also have some people that, like, I don't really speak to over text at all. I have no reason to really text him. But they're my best friend, like, some of my best friends on Snapchat. And we just like, we just, that's how we communicate. Totally. All right. I just wanted to get that clear of the air. So obviously, AI, like, makes these really disturbing images of me and Connor.

Here's the one that I'm about to speak about. Okay. I was high off of emergency and doing a Q&A. on my Instagram and I just like used that like freak ass photo as like one of the answers because the question had something to do with B and C and Connor every response was like why does Connor look like that like is Connor AI

or like is this your prom picture like everyone was like oh clearly like this is AIF Connor but they thought it was really me wait why didn't I see that you did you said I can't repost this it's too disturbing oh yes but everyone thought that that was like obviously not you like they either thought it was like someone else from a prom picture of me or you AI but they all thought it was actually me which is so disturbing that woman is completely deformed no disrespect to her

whatsoever and I'm so upset and you got off the hook well I think the thing on when you post pictures like on your story I think a lot of people look at other people because they're just assuming that, you know, it's you, it's you and your story, but like, who's this other person? That's what I look for. I guess that does look less like you. Like, when you kind of zoom into it, like, this can't be Connor. Can you send it to me so I can look at it over here? Yeah. And I guess, like, unfortunately, like, I could see a world. Yeah, I wish I could air drop it to you. No. I'll take the extra step. Appreciate it. Anytime, man. But yeah, that was upsetting that people thought that and I'm going to have to get some surgery or something. Rick, give me a break and break. We're also in space.

No one thought that was a real photo. Connor, I swear all of my DMs were like, why does Connor look like that? Like nothing about me. Yours look semi-normal. Like this is like I wouldn't even... I don't see. That's upsetting to hear that that you think that.

No, my face wraps around like how a globe. Like my eyes are rolling. rolling over to like where my ears are. Like you just, you just, you look, whoever that is, whoever that woman is

and that AI generated photo just looks stoned. Couldn't be me. I'm, I'm over a week off of weed, by the way. Wow, that's nice.

I, um, was, I had an experience this weekend where, um, we were all sitting around a bonfire on the beach and we were, like,

we had experienced some, marijuana together, like just our part of the, our part of the half circle around the bonfire. And I was going, give me a kiss. Give me a kiss. To like our friends and they thought it was really funny for some reason. And then when we looked up, the half circle had formed a full circle, but like facing away from us. Getting on the blanket, just us for laughing so hard at me saying, give me a kid. And we hadn't even noticed that the circle had closed off and not included us.

Well, that's a fun memory between four friends. It was super fun. Also, someone had like gone and jumped in the water. Sure. And like 20 minutes before a shark had washed up on the beach alive. And we like a group of us had gone and dragged it back in and released it. But he went, he decided to jump in naked. And I've swam naked in the ocean before and I just can't stop thinking like,

when you go fishing and you have a worm on the end of a hook and it's just kind of flopping around and like fish think that's like, you know, they're like, there's a worm. That's what I always think about when you're swimming. That like a penis would look like a worm. Oh, oh, I wasn't following, but now I am. Yeah, I can see that. I didn't explain that literally, but like, and imagine that shark that had been dragged into the ocean. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm surprised there haven't been more like bites to the crotch like that.

I know. I guess they just go for the whole body If it's there They want to go for the big meaty clothes Yeah go big or go home That's what they always say And show business Someone else

Had talked about AI By the way like going back to AI And saying like what if all these creatures That we make like Have you seen those videos where it goes from like one AI Image to another to another It's like a dog and then it's a pizza And then it's like

And it's just like a deformed thing With like nine arms They're like what if every time We create something like that and then scrap it like those all of those creatures just live somewhere. Like we've created them and then in another dimension they all. Oh, that's a great movie idea. Walk to the earth and they're gross and scary.

Like in Toy Story when all of those random creatures. Yeah, like a discarded toy. Yeah, that's cool. You should write that book. I don't want to. It scares me. I'm saying in a bad one. Those poor creatures that like don't have a face, but they have like 10 arms.

Yeah. Do you know what a cuck chair is? Yeah, I wrote it down. Is that what you're seeing? You wrote that down? I wrote cuck chair. Oh my gosh. I thought I did.

No, I wrote cuck chair. I have a cuck chair. You have a cuck chair. Yeah, and I didn't know I had a cuck chair. Tell me about your cuck chair. I was sharing, I was giving a tour of my apartment and everyone was like, why does everyone have a cuck chair? And I was like, what's a cuck chair?

And it's my chair. It's a chair that faces the bed so that you can watch a cuck can watch their wife. having an affair or having sex with another man to be more specific. Yeah. So I have a cuck chair. I made this TikTok. That's special that you have a cuck chair because that's just like really like a It's funny how things turn out, you know?

So subconsciously you added you added a cuck. Chair. Chair. Well, no. Like I mean subconsciously down the line that means like someone's got to fill that seat. Well, no. Here's the thing like can you have a cuck chair without a cuck? Yeah, that's just like planning ahead.

I mean, I don't see that happening for myself. Brooke, you're setting yourself up to be a cuck queen. I don't want to be a cuck queen. Well, it's not always being able to use the hands were dealt, you know? Like you have to play your hand. Right, my fate was set in stone when I bought the cuck chair. Maybe your cuck is somewhere out there. Maybe your cuck is right under your nose.

Maybe the cuck is the friends we made along the way. But if I just simply moved my cock chair, it would just be a chair. Yeah. A cuck is all about orientation. Yeah. Cuck chair, sorry. Yeah. I guess you're right.

Well, I have a cuck chair. Well, okay, so I made this talk about this hotel I went to. I stayed in in Austin, which, by the way, AC did not work even for one time. And they kept sending the maintenance guy, it's fixed, leave as soon as you'd walk out the door, it would break. and they were able to waive my $20 amenity fee for one day. Oh, that's sweet of them. They shouldn't have. It was also one of those hotels where, like, I got in and I was like a nice hotel.

And you get in the lobby, you're like, this is going to be a nice hotel. But you get in the room and it's like everything's kind of hollow. Like it's almost like a movie set hotel room. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. Like there's like a bar cart, but then there's nothing in the, nothing in it. I was like, oh, this is just like a room with a bed, you know? But the one thing that I thought was special, design-wise, was instead of a cuck chair,

they had like a little, they had a table and two chairs facing each other, almost like two cucks on a date. Oh, my God, a cuck dining set. That's kind of beautiful the way that they set this up because it's like a cuck could bring a friend and then they could have like tea and maybe like get to know each other while whatever's happening in the bed. is going on. You know, and maybe they, maybe they learn something about each other while experiencing the cuck of it all. So there's really not one piece of furniture

that you can't put cuck in front of if you orient it facing the bed. Why are we putting the cuck in a box also? I think that's a good question to raise. Why are we putting the cuck in a corner? You can't put cuck in a corner. You can put cuck in a corner? Anything can be, like, you can watch your wife

have sex with another man anywhere. It doesn't have to be a bed. I'm sitting in a cuck chair. The Kelly Clarkson Wayfair collection is a cuck collection. When you put your mind to it. When you put your mind to it. You know? Who's to say that I can't watch that I can't watch my husband or my wife have sex with another man right in front of me on this table?

Who's to say? Hello? I just got something really wet that shouldn't be wet. There you go. Someone's calling you. Delany Bro has FaceTimed me twice while I'm trying to clean this water off of all of these devices. Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Like, let me get my head on straight. Totally. A cook chair might not even be a chair at all. That's kind of what we're saying. Exactly. It could be a cuck bar stool. Well, that's still a chair.

Hang on. See how trapped I am? Is that, is that like? The it's rectangle square. It's the rectangle square type of thing. A chair can't be a not every chair is a barstool, but every barstool is a chair. No, I think I'm, I'm being, I'm being overcome by the patriarchy over here, like thinking like, so within the realm of a chair for cucks. What?

I don't know. I'm just saying shit. Well, I love where our heads. It's cuck, like we're using that word so casually. Like, is it a bad word? No. It's like saying. Are you sure?

Yeah. It's like saying, well, can I compare that to Cook? Like a dominatrix, like same realm. Really? Like something someone identifies. Like a sexual identity? Yeah. LGBTQIAC?

Legibuc. Yeah. Okay. You want to hear my. least favorite thing that people say now? Yeah. Hey, so this is insane. So this is insane.

I knew that you were going to say that. Hey, so this is crazy. Hey, Bessie. So like, no, I would rather be called Bessie for the rest of my life. And you guys know how much I hate that. I would rather be called Bessie for the rest of my life than get one more. Hey, so this is crazy. I think that like, like as many times as we move on, like, it just like nothing ever changes.

It just shifts I like what they say Right Totally It's just the evolution of Hey Bestie What was the one But somehow so much worse

What was the one before best Hey Bestie Hey Best I feel like there was one There was one Because we always talked about it Come on Oh

Hey Bestie Crap I don't know I don't either Anyways I just made to TikTok about Anna Delvey being on Dancing with the Stars this season. Is that real? You see the cast?

Yeah. It's completely real. Yes. And Stephen N is on it. Even N is on it. Brooks Nader is on it. Joey from The Vatchers on it. Yeah, that's insane.

Anna Delvey's on it. It's like, I'm going to watch. I'm going to watch dancing with the stars. What sucks for me is it like I can't tell the difference between a good dancer and a bad dancer. Well, it's not. It's all moving to me. It's, I think it's like how well can you. retain and I really think our boy with the ribbon legs is going to kill.

Oh my God. I've had this huge glob of toothpaste on my shorts this whole time. Can you see that? Yeah, I noticed it earlier. I didn't want to say anything. Why didn't you say something? I'm just kidding. I can't see it at all.

I'm behind this screen. Oh, it's, it's really bad, Connor. Sorry, continue. No, that's all I was going to say. I was just like, I'm excited. Like, they really did a good job of bringing in people that, like, I want to see dance. Yes, I totally under, I, if I ever watch Dancing with the Stars, it would be this season.

But you know how I just like can't tell the difference between like a beat up truck and like a Ford Bronco? Yeah. That's the same kind of thing with dancing. Like I can't tell what makes a good dancer. I think when you see it, you know, with some people, I think that like some people you'd be like, oh my gosh, I can't believe you had that in you. Right. And there's an older gentleman that was in like, um, days of our lives or something or like sunny. I don't know, something like that.

And I'm, like, all of these, there's like a lot of young ends, you know, with like fully able body, but like he's a little bit older. So I think that he, like, I'd like to see what he, if he can chuck some ass, you know. Old people can move. I know. Don't know. Something like kind of weird that happened to me last week. Yeah. This requires like a little bit of context with my new therapist slash emotional intelligence coach.

Why are you smiling? I'm just smiling at your emotional intelligence coach. Like that's... You like like him? Hey, so that's crazy. Hey, Bessie. So that's insane. Anyway, something that we're working on together is me trying to figure out like the difference between feeling sick and feeling anxious.

Yeah. And like how they're different. So like sometimes when I get anxious, I'll be like, I'm really sick. But like, I'm just anxious. So like I have to kind of like check my body and be like, no, I'm just anxious. like I'm not like going to die like whatever okay so I woke up last Thursday and this was the day I recorded the Hamilton obsessed episode and I was feeling like I was like oh I'm sick and then I was like no I need to rewire and I was like I'm just anxious like I'm just anxious to be recording

this Hamilton episode because I get really anxious about like recording episodes of obsessed about things that like mean a lot to a lot of people. Like I was like sick over the Akitar episode. And then I felt better when I ended. So I was like, no, I wasn't sick over the Akatar episode. I was just anxious over the Akatar episode, right? So I had to kind of reframe that like, no, I'm not sick about Hamilton. Like I'm just anxious about Hamilton. So I was like driving here. I'm like, I'm just anxious, sweating, like shaking, like feeling completely sick. I get here. I had to stop mid episode because I was like shaky and anxious. And I was like, Okay, you're just anxious.

You're just anxious. Like, I have no idea how that episode turned out. Like, go watch it or don't. Like, there was definitely something going on in my body. And I was like, no, I'm just anxious. I'm just anxious. Then I go to get my tattoo removed. And they, like, have to take your temperature before it.

102. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. You were like, on the Delta Airlines flight. I was completely sick. And now that's kind of really set me back. Therapy-wise, because it's like I can't trust that. Right.

Because what if I have a 102 degree temperature? Yeah. And I'm just saying I'm anxious. That's upsetting. So that was very upsetting. That episode is definitely going to be something. Comes out tomorrow. I don't know how it is, Izzy.

You can't be good. That was completely, it was sick. So. that's just a little, a little fun story, if you will. I think that is a fun story. And you learn a lot about your body. The thing about our bodies is that we're, it's a constant cycle of learning new things.

Exactly. And that can be, talk about reframing. That can be fun. It's like finding a little, like a little locked passageway in a video game. It's like, oh, hi, I was sick, you know. Yeah. Well, now I have three thermomombalm. one for my car, one for my purse,

and one for my home, and I'll be checking my temperature constantly. Just for information. I've been, it's so weird that you said. I've been also like on planes, you know, like I'm nervous, I'm anxious and I'm like freaking out. Like, am I having a heart attack? And then when I realize it's anxiety,

I actually feel better because I'm like, oh, I thought I was like back. Right. That's the point of the like reframing your thinking. It just now sucks that like, now I'm going to question myself every time even more. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, yeah, that's kind of like unfortunately a cycle. So good luck. Yeah. Connor, do you want to encourage the people to vote? You know, I just want to say, as seeing as the youth are the future of this country, like, mobilizing them. And we have such a great platform to mobilize young voters and get them to show up, you know, and showing up is so important. Voting is so important. So I would encourage everyone to vote.

Did you freeze? No. Oh, okay, for vote. Okay, just vote. The vote for. I think that's so important. Vote. Vote.

Vote. Vote. And anything. Or, you know. There's a lot of elections happening. Right. There's a lot of elections, a lot of things you could vote for one individual or another. What would you, Brooke, if you were being called to vote for anything right now, what would you?

Well, I do think that the like the general election is important. Besides that. Well, that's not happening yet. But like, so if you needed to vote right now, if you had like a- If I needed to vote right now, it would be for people's sexiest TikTok are alive. Oh. Yeah. Oh, my God.

I hadn't even. Yeah, I hadn't gotten. Yeah, I hadn't got there. Yeah, it would be that. Yeah, that would be. And I would vote for fibulas. Yeah. Boatibulus.

Vibule 24. We'll see you at there. Okay, let's wrap up. I'll see you in the bonus. I have had this three ounce in my high grow. And I had this 16 ounce. So I'm going to go we've.

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