Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - We Got Fired ft. Cody Ko

Episode Date: May 19, 2022

THE NEW WEBSITE: https://tmgstudios.tv  Cody’s in the house! This week Brooke and Connor are joined by Cody Ko to discuss celebrity fashion, Connor becoming a Lord, and Brooke’s dream to be a dead body on Criminal Minds. Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights  Email us at [e-mail] !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go to https://Squarespace.com/BANDC for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: BANDC to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain That’s https://GreenChef.com/bandc130 and use code bandc130 to get $130 off, plus free shipping!  That’s https://PROSE.com/bandc for your FREE in-depth hair consultation and 15% off B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Uh-uh, uh, radio acting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who sings? Whoa, uh, oh, uh, I don't know, like fucking, I have fucking Maroon 5. No. No, it's, it's, it's, it's, who sings sorry? Or who sings, it's too late to apologize. Imagine, um, uh.

Imagine dragons? Oh, imagine dragon, imagine, dragon these nuts on your face. No! Yes! Amber cut off Johnny Depp's finger. I haven't been watching. With a glass bottle. How have you not been watching?

Because I scroll right past it. Why? Because I go on ticket. for cooking videos and criminal minds edits I don't need to be in the courtroom enthralling things see I'm just I've got criminal minds to keep me in company I don't get on TikTok at all anymore I haven't been on tech talking a month yeah it's mind can except except a post I'll post something every now and then well Connor I just have to ask how are you feeling great honestly so weirdly so good so good so good

You're feeling good? Yeah. Connor was nervous for you, Cody. Because you're our boss. Yeah. It's like weird having, you know, it's like, yeah. You're fired. I know.

Yeah. You are too. So like as like a, okay. As coworkers, we collectively were like, okay, we have to. Speak for yourself. It's almost like a performance review today. Right. That's true.

And no profanity, please. Yeah. I'll try and keep it together. You're fired. Okay. We actually don't cuss that much. I cuss a little. I think I think I cut a little.

What's your favorite cuss word? Probably cunt. Probably cunt. Is there any more left? There's no other words left. That's the funniest word. Cuss word. Yeah, I mean.

Because I try to think of a bet. I can't think of any other words. They're funny. To say in place of fuck. Like fuck is funny for that thing. Right, right. And I wasn't on TikTok when that happened. So I was just hearing people saying.

They're like, probably fuck. And so I've just been like slipping it into like, like, not knowing the origin. You know, instead of smash or pass. Yeah. Now I'm like, probably fuck. Like as like a different. And then people are like, oh, that was good last month. Yeah, probably.

Last month, probably fucked. Or like any time. They're like, that's a good reference. Oh, I'm behind. That was really solid. That would have been a great joke. I love Instagram rules. And Facebook.

But like whenever a restaurant, you know, we're like booking something or like making a reservation. I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, blue taco, yeah, probably fuck. It's probably fuck, it's pretty dang. That's funny. You're fired. Thank, oh, that happened within 120 seconds of starting. How do you guys do with these fucking earphones? It's too loud?

They suck. I feel completely fine. Are your earholes too tight? We could loosen them up. Brooke, get in there and loosen them up. I do have tight. We have different, we have different size plugs to kind of loosen you up if you need. I don't like hear my own voice.

Oh. You know. Can you hear your own? Or your guys'es. That's fair. But can't you hear your own voice without the headphones or is there some sort of? Yeah, but this makes it like more, it's like I'm tripping. Oh.

Like I can hear. It's like, I'm in my own fucking brain. The source is coming from your brain rather than I understand. Yeah. I just don't know. I don't know any different. This is how I was raised. How?

On the headphones. Oh, yeah. That's true. Speak of the devil. Oh, shit. I was going to. Okay, I was going to wait to do this, but there's no better point than right now. Okay, I'm going to pop my headphones out because I'm going to show you guys.

Like, recently I've been, like, getting on Amazon when I'm drinking, and, like, I'm actually doing stuff that I am like, good move. So one of those things came in today, and I meant to bring in and I forgot, but I guess at some point last week I bought a plot of land in Ireland, and I'm a lord. So you guys, I meant to come in with that today, but Lord Connor Wood, which is... You're kidding. No, I got my certificate in the mail. Do you have it?

I forgot to bring it, but I'll put it up on the screen, but... Is this a bit? Are you... No, I promise you. How much was the plot of land, if you don't mind me asking? $150. Oh. It's a one foot by one foot square.

Oh. So I won't be moving anytime soon. Well, can we go visit? Well, when I save up some cash, I'm going to buy a second one by one. and then like it's just buy one by ones after one by ones and then eventually you have... Cody, you know this.

Property is the best investment right now. Yeah. It's only going up in value. So you are a lord. Yep. So I should we like, I feel like I should... I don't know that. What are you doing? We do need HR. Oh.

Oh. Thanks. Is that, I think that's what you're supposed to do. I don't know, but just gave me the chills a little bit. Do you want me to do it? Okay. You can see how there. That was really flattering. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, Lord. And I'm lady. No, you're not. I am. Buy title. No, if you buy your, if you purchase your title. I, on TikTok, my username.

Lady. Money talks. It seems like anybody, it seems like no one wants to get off their ass and buy a fucking title these days. Just become a Lord. It's pretty easy. What prompted you to do that if you don't mind me asking? You know, I started drinking for the first time of my life.

I started drinking white wine. So it was Prosecco that prompted me to do that. That'll do it. Kind of goes down pretty easy. You'd be shocked. And I don't think I would. Oh, but here's what I was going to say. So that came in the mail.

Obviously, my please don't destroy merch came in the mail. Great shirt. Thank you. No, I mean, they really nailed. I love a coming down the sleeve situation. I was so jealous of that. And I asked Connor if they sent it to him. And he said yes after he sent them money.

Yeah. After I purchased it, they sent it to me. I gifted them some money. And they were able to send that to him free of charge. In return, yeah. The other thing that came in the mail, and what I love is that I had, when I got home, oh, I got a lot to hit.

But, okay, I'm going to try to stay on one track. One of my favorite part of your as a show is when Connor, like, gets ahead of himself. Right. Yeah, but I've got to go too fast. All you can do is just sit here and let it happen. Yeah, yeah, it's fucking awesome. I was watching no way.

Well, the other day, see what I'm doing right now. And he was like, oh, I have something for that. And then finish his current story, and then you talked, and then he still came back to that. I was like, that is an incredible feat. So when you got back last night. When I got back last night, four parking tickets. Okay. What?

Which is cheaper still than parking at LAX. And where were you, by the way, this weekend? I was in Hawaii. Of course. And I'll get to that. For the weekend. I'll get to that. Yeah.

So I get home and didn't lock my door. And I had about 11 to 15 packages outside, just allowing people to know that this guy's not home. So I got home and I was like, you know what? My neighbor was either killed or something last week. I heard the story about your, yeah, you're fucking, the guy dying on your property? Update on that, still dead.

Okay. No bird in my house. I have no idea what the deal is there. Anyway, so you get home, have all these deliveries outside. one of them in particular I have no memory of and like this could be ADHD or drinking I don't know but

check this out I can't even imagine what's good I'm really nervous I am too I'm so nervous so first of all hang on I got so much shit in my pockets I found a rock out of it too I did hang on just like monopoly pieces

and like what golf teas I haven't no idea If you had a guess? Both. Okay. Why are there? If you're anything like me, you've listened to music.

Yes. So when I go on runs, I listen to music. And I get home and I do a little bit, like I hit my pull-up bar once or twice. But I want to listen to music. And then when I get in the shower, I don't want to take my music out. I'm like fired up. I like want to get in the shower, wash off. Check this out.

Can I just say for audio listeners only for some reason? Conner's replaced his podcasting headphones with his AirPods. Oh, he's now placing a mini shower cap over one ear that has the AirPods inserted into it. He's now placing the second mini shower cap onto his other ear. I'm floored. To give you a little visual here, I can shower with my AirPods in now. I bought 150 of these.

100.50? Yeah. That's the smallest quantity they'll sell them in. And that's okay. So they're disposable? They're not reusable? I mean, I reused.

Right. So have you actually used them? I used these this morning, yeah. What were you listening to in the shower? This morning I was listening to Nora Jones because I was trying to chill out a little bit. I slept for no time last night. I got in it.

My flight landed at 1.30 in the morning. Why do you always do that? I don't know. I don't know how he can. I don't know. I don't know. Sometimes I think it actually helps. I think you're motivated by extreme chaos.

I would agree with that. I like to be on the go. I like to be a guy on the go. As your boss, I think you need to give yourself a little bit more buffer. And also you're fired. And also you're fired.

While we're at it. Yeah, okay. Nothing is giving me greater joy than the picture you. Oh, I'm going to rephrase the way I was going to say butt naked. Yeah? Putting on those shower cats. Is that getting you going over there? It's not the butt naked part.

It's the butt naked in addition to putting the shower cap. What about kind of like going on with my shower caps on? Because I also feel like they're kind of like the perfect size for like. For what? Like if you were to use it on your penis. Like a shower cap but for the other head. Like your air pod. Just for the tip of my penis?

In case you were like, I don't know, didn't want to get your sweat. Right. Tip of my penis. Like a little. you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

Maybe it's like if you're, you know, you got some, you're treating it or something. Yeah. I'm trying to think of reasons why, like, why you use it on your head is because you don't when your hair, because maybe you're like, you know, washed it or something like that. So next time I get the tip of my penis bleach, so I'll keep that in mind. Yeah. I actually thought of a, it can stay in my head, actually. No, no.

You know, I don't know if you've ever been in like a really, like, insane salty ocean, like the dead sea. in like the Dead Sea. Okay. And it's like if you pee in it, it's like they tell you not to pee in it. But of course you're going to be curious. And you're going to pee a little bit. Okay. And it's truly the most excruciating feeling.

While you're peeing? Like the salt just like go like while the pee is coming out, the salt goes up kind of. And if you wanted to put a shower cap on in the Dead Sea maybe, a penis shower cup in the Dead Sea. Right. To prevent the salt. But also the pee would fill up the shower cap. So just forget I said anything.

Wow, maybe there's actually like a product market fit here for people that visit the Dead Sea that want to pee in it. For shower caps for their penis head that won't fill up with pee. You're welcome, Shark Tank. Hello, sharks. Today I'll be asking for $4 million in exchange for, well, a couple of my penis caps. Why don't you just get a speaker in the bathroom? It's kind of like a, it's just a process. Like I want to have a really streamlined.

That's not a process? You just, it took you like a solid three minutes to get them out of your pocket and then place each one over your ear. I'm not wearing my Dickies 501 brown slacks into the shower so I don't have to fish through them. Yeah, Dickies would be a great name for the penis shower cap. Yeah. Full circle, that was really good. Fucking go. That is really good.

You know, I'll go ahead and pop these off. Now, I want to hear you guys talk. Last question about the shower caps. Was that something you were actively searching for? or did that just kind of come onto your feed and you thought I have to have that? The doctor process? How do you put that in the Google search?

Yeah, there's no like 4U page on Amazon. Right. Like Amazon doesn't suggest you cool things. It's just like, hey, purchasers of these also bought these. So how did you find these? That's what I was kind of thinking of, because I was like, it's pretty incredible. This new phase I'm going into where

I'm kind of looking out for myself in ways that I wouldn't be able to really break down and describe. I don't know the logic behind it. It's incredible, though. So how'd you find it? So you don't remember it's what you're saying? Yeah, it's probably blacked. Probably blacked out. Okay, got it, got it, got it. Do you have a, you have a gift?

So I did go to Hawaii. No, I know I'm right. Okay. I did go to Hawaii this weekend. And I brought you guys some gear. Oh, Connor. Cody. I got you some pukas. I got you some pukas. Oh, thank you, man. So we got Cody. That is so you, Coopoeckles. Are these?

cool again? I feel like they might be. I can't remember if they already came and went to be cool with like TikTok or... I think it like goes with the early 2000s trend of like poop. You know, we would wear those Pukeshell necklaces at camp and stuff. Do you need help? Let me just toss it on real. Yeah. Yeah. And then

Brooke? Yeah, Connor? I got you this traditional Hawaiian lighter for your candles and all your weed that you smoke. Thank you so much. And there's a woman dancing on it. Yeah. That is so me. Yeah, that she is a traditional hula dancer Thank you, Connor.

Yeah, oh, and I got... I feel horrible, I didn't get you anything. So I'll pop these on too. Oh, yeah. Wow, this is really good. Thank you. Are you? I would never be anything but honest.

It looks fucking amazing. Does it really? Yes, seriously. Because I haven't really seen the pukas. Like obviously, like, you know, the beaded necklaces are cool. I haven't seen those. But the pukas are still kind of a joke.

Yeah. I did the That's pretty cool Yeah it looks good I did the pearl necklace thing For one single day At ACL and got ripped As shreds by my college friends

They were like We lost you fully You're so L.A. That's it Yeah And I was like In the field Just ripped them up

The pearls? I still like them I mean I started with this ring To like as a joke Right You know now it's Now it's not so much a joke It's not so much a joke

No Yeah Okay, Cody. Well, Connor and I kind of are trying to start this new segment this week, and you're our guinea pig for it. We created a shared notes app that we could just kind of jot things down on during the week and then circle back during the podcast. So we're going to visit that, talk about a few of the things we wrote down and see if we can try to decipher them. Sure. What do you think?

Yeah, I like that. Does that sound good? I also, yeah, it sounds awesome. Is this segment called Circle Back? It can be. Could be, yeah. That's an option. Thank you, Cody.

So glad we have you here, Boss. Thank you. I'm seeing a couple of them. Yeah. Yeah. Already. Yeah. So one that did catch my attention

when I was going over it last night and I am going to pull it up on my phone just for an intimate look. Connor, and I'm sorry for not understanding this right off the back. Can you explain what you meant by finger me? I must be dreaming. Yeah, because so I was in Hawaii this weekend. The weather was so nice and I was just like sitting on,

we were in Maka Pooh Beach. there's a lighthouse and you're just looking out of these waves and these islands and I was like pinching would not be enough right now uh-huh finger me I must be dreaming when pinching's not enough it could be even like if it's just something that is just like taking you by surprise fist me I must be dreaming awesome this is incredible what I love is the visual of you taking it all in on the beach

and then having those thoughts and then pulling out your notes app and typing furiously on them finger me I must know knowing that brook is going to see that too yeah Fist me. Fist me, I must be dreaming. I must be dreaming. I like that a lot. Thank you for sharing that. Of course.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm happy to do it. Also feel free for the listeners to use that. Please. Because that's a great. Pissed me, I must be dreaming. Fist me I must be dreaming. Fist me on the front, back, I must be dreaming.

That's an opportunity. What else is an inside job? Just leave it. It could just be blank, I must be dreaming, and you could write it in with Sharpie. It's an inside joke. Adlib style. That's good. Whatever you and your friends are into.

Is there anything you're, kind of wondering about. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, let me hop in here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm...

If someone... This is the second one. If someone accidentally cut in front of you in line, would you say something to them? Okay. And did you ask that question? I wrote that. I'm the type of person where, um, no. I would stand there and get really frustrated and, like, almost say something and look

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Use us directed. Because I was the cutter in both scenarios. The first time I was at Equinox. You were the cutter? But it was not on purpose. Listen, let me clarify. Cutter be cut, you know? Yeah.

But again, not on purpose. the first time was at Equinox. Not like, don't. No, it's not like self-harm. It's mental health awareness month. Uh-huh. I was at Equinox. I was buying a water bottle,

so I had one item that's important for context. And there was this guy kind of lingering. I didn't think he was in line. And I went to buy my water bottle and he just goes, you cut in front of me. And I was like, oh, God, so sorry. And then he proceeds to buy one item. And then I buy my one item.

And then immediately I'm, even though I was the cutter, my response was to be angry with him. Because like what 35 year old man is going to tell a little girl that she cut in front of him to buy a water bottle? That's where my mind went. Even though I technically was the one in the wrong, he became the one in the wrong to me. What if his wife is in labor? He was dittle dallying. Dilly dallying. What was that?

He was dittledallying. His life wasn't in labor. He was dittled dallying so much that I didn't even know if he was in line. I guess I could have asked. But anyway, it happened again, which is why I'm thinking I'm the problem. What happened the second time? I cut in front of this woman. Again, didn't see her.

We were lonely, two people in line. She was dilly dallying. And then she said, I was actually in front of you. And I said, oh, God, sorry. Of course, I'm apologizing profusely. I feel horrible. But again, I can't help but think I would never, ever, ever say anything to anyone if they did that to me. Yeah.

Would you? No. Right. So. I don't think I don't know I know I think that I'm a little bit

I think there's a there's a there's a win there where it's like you were like oh my bad if there was a if there was an onlooker and they're looking and they were like oh like that was weird

that they said something and you took in you were like oh my bad now this takes a full different form when you're on a plane and this happened to me yesterday oh the fucking people that show up late

is that what you're talking about okay two things that happened yesterday so when you're boarding a plane and say you're in group three and you're, you wait and you wait and you wait and you wait and you wait.

I know you can't relate. Cody flies private. I'm joking. I don't, first of all. You get to the front of group three and then a family of four that's in group two comes. They get to technically go into group one and two

and they do it. You're fully in your rights to do it, but everybody else, like all the plebeians fucking hate you. I don't care how old you're... Oh, when you pull up with like offspring? I mean, no. Like if you go into that second line,

even though you're technically in front of everybody because you're in group one and two. But they're boarding group three and four. They're allowed to go up and cut you. Oh, I understand what you're saying. But yeah, I agree. Personally, I wouldn't do that. Right.

You've kind of lost your chance to take advantage of group one and two. I think in these situations, technically, that person is scientifically in the right. But they shouldn't. I think in both situations. of telling me that I budged in front of them second grade style and also in your example. Just keep it to yourself.

Here's a fucking kicker. Tell me. If I'm getting off the plane and I don't want to be one of those people that stands up right away, I'm playing it cool. Even if I'm in the aisle, I'm sitting there, we can't get off in front. If you're behind me and you've got your shit and you're walking up. Do not. Don't. Do not.

That's so weird to do. It's so weird. And I don't want to. But then I start being the weirdo because I'm like, I'm like, it's like when a car is on the shoulder trying to get out in front of everybody. And I was in there and I was like, you know, I don't want to go all the way to the end of this because then it's everybody else's problem. That's what you're doing. And then it has to be my issue.

I have to be the martyr here. I have to step in and be like, this is not, you can't do this. Is this making sense? Wait, I'm so sorry. Can you repeat the first thing? Because I think I do it. You're fine about the first thing. You're justified in that.

That doesn't make me as mad. Why? It doesn't make me as mad as when the person in the back of the plane gets up, grabs their bag, and, scoot all the way to like row 14 to get off in front of everybody went. Oh no, the worst, the worst is you get up or like the ding, you know, the seatbell sign, ding, you, at the gate, whatever, everyone's standing up. So you stand up and you like start grabbing your shit. And the dude like right behind you tries to like start sneaking spot.

And you can't wait five fucking seconds. Yeah, I mean, here, I'll pop. That's actually what did the bruise to my. Brooke can't get her giant water. Thank you. Anyways, I, we're. We're all kind of having, that was the,

that was the most, uh, well said take out of the plane thing. My lord. And my liege. Um, did I tell you that story about me accepting my diploma in college,

undergrad? No, went out on Thursday, got so drunk, woke up, didn't set an alarm. And I woke up to my parents knocking my door and I threw my cap and gown on.

We had to go to a bar because it's like tradition to go to this bar before UT graduation. Canaan enables. hook them and we get to graduation and I had not eaten since the night before

and I was probably still drunk and I fully just like blacked out do not remember walking the stage like hugged all my professors that I never really liked anybody like Fresor but I was like

I love you so much you changed my life and they're like what's going on and like I accept my diploma and I remember one of my you know you hand the card in and it's like Connor

Connor Wood I kneeled and said to accept of when I said, my liege. And my parents have a video of it. They were like, we have no idea what you're doing. I'm like, I've never said that in my life. Please insert the video here.

I've never actually watched it, but. I'm hoping you can find that. Anyways, which one of these is next? Well, I'm just really curious. I wrote down everything everywhere all at once because I saw that movie this week. Cody, did you see that? She really liked it also.

No, I didn't say that. It's a whole thing. Do you not even want to get into it at all? I just, I'm going to get torn apart for it again. But I went to it and then I left it after 30 minutes. Not because the movie was bad because I don't like being at the movie theater. Why don't you like being in the movie theater? I just don't like it.

I don't have fun. I'm nervous. I'm just sitting there. I don't like watching a movie beside people I don't know. I don't know. Okay. Do you think that you'll watch it when it comes out on streaming services? I really enjoyed the first 30 minutes.

You enjoyed it? Wow. so much that you had to leave. Why'd you get torn apart for walking out? Do you don't report your local theaters? Yeah, I don't know because people are like... What? AMC is actually like a small business.

That's weird that you would walk out. Yeah. Yeah, it is a local. It's a nice mom and pop shop. Yeah. As a Canadian, that's kind of disrespectful to... Yeah. No, I just, I don't know.

I can't really explain it. I just, for some reason, like three, four years ago, I was like, I don't like this. And then, never since then, just can't do it. And this was the first time I've been to the theater in like three years.

So you were trying to go back and he's your second. Yeah, I was trying. I was like, you were. We went to like a little dining in theater.

It was like a, you know, you got a meal. It was like a decent seat. Uh-huh. Just couldn't do it, huh? No, I was like, it's just, I don't know.

Speakers sucked. It was just not a good. Well, if it's a bad experience, it's a bad experience. Yeah. I get that. The last movie I walked out it was March of the Penguins.

I don't. That was a good movie. couldn't stomach it. I don't know if I've ever walked out of a movie. I fainted in the middle of Black Swan. Because it was too overwhelming? No, I think I was dehydrated. And there was a part, I wasn't feeling well.

And then there was a part where she like peels back her finger. And then I was like, okay, I'm really not feeling well. And then I stood up and then just like fainted and crawled up the aisle. And no one did anything. And I was just crawling my way. And then the bathroom, I was like also like I was so out of it. You crawled? You crawled?

I was crawling up because I was like unconscious basically. And no one was doing anything. And then I like crawled my way out to the concession stand to try to go to the bathroom. There's like teenagers behind the popcorn stand. No one's doing anything. I'm on all fours like dying essentially of dehydration and whatever was happening. The carpets are normally pretty clean though. So I think you're.

My dad. Yeah, that's a good point. I'm probably fine. That's not where COVID started or anything. No, definitely not. But my dad had to pick me up, and that's the only movie I ever, and I never saw it, never finished, but Lax Monde because I'm too, PTSD.

And have you been back to the theater? No, they closed it down. No, I meant like just in general. A theater. Yeah, I just went to go see everything everywhere on one. Right, right. We just talked about that. Yeah.

Come on, Cody. Which, I still don't know how I felt about it, but I think you need to see that movie without knowing anything about it. Yeah. Everything, everywhere, a little one? Exactly. That's the one. Who's in it?

That's, remember when I was telling you, I went to go see Jimmy Kim alive and Jamie Lee Curtis was like off her rocker promoting a new movie? It was that movie. So Jamie Lee Curtis is in it.

Oh, she's great in it. Yeah, she is really good. How do you know? Because I saw the first one of the first movie. Oh, 30 minutes. She was insufferable. Yeah. Like just, but hilarious.

Yeah. Everyone's hilarious. Like, every character was fantastic. Funny movie? It's not grassy. It is funny. It's everything everywhere. And also it's all at once in addition.

To that. Okay, well, good to know. I guess we'll, I mean, I have to see it. Yeah, I would. In theaters, if you can stomach it. Yeah, I like it. I like going to the years.

Last movie I was found theaters was Jackass, the new Jackass movie. Oh, my God. How funny is that movie? Well, see, I think I was talking to you about it. I was talking to, maybe it was Ryan. I was like, I really liked the movie. Like, I grew up on those movies. I was trying to explain to Brooke what the movies

were. But, like, that was what we did. Like, we pushed each other down hills and shopping cards and, like, broke our arms and shit because it was fun. And I went and saw that movie, and it was really good, but it made me sad seeing how old, like, Johnny Knoxville is. Yeah, but they look surprisingly good. Well, when they do, at the end of it, when, like, Ryan Dunn is dead and, like, everybody's, they show the cliffs 25 years apart. And it's like, damn, 25 years. Yeah. It's crazy. I've never seen a job. I've never seen a job. black ass. It's similar to like,

what is it similar to? Yeah, it's similar to Black Mirror in many ways. Yes, yeah, it's a social commentary. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty intricate. Check it out. You'll have to. Yeah.

You should. It's every night up your alley. For example, the opening sketch of the new movie is one of the guys has his, that's Chris Pontius, I believe, right? Yeah. He's got his penis. painted green like Godzilla. Awesome.

And it's like wreaking havoc on a little diorama of a city. And the balls are the legs. And they shoot it to make it look like it's a gigantic-sized monster. There we go. And it's his full penis. That could have been a really good use for the dicky. Because if they had painted his penis... And they needed to protect the paint job on the head.

Exactly. Wow, full circle. This show is full of free ideas every week. That's amazing. That was a revela. That really was. That was really good. That was really, really good.

I'm glad that we could see that to fruition. Thank you. Anybody wants to invest? Hit my wine. I have 150 of them. Hitting as we can we watch this Kara delavine? Yeah. You know who this is, right?

She's a model, right? Or an actress? She's both. Okay. Yeah. She's an actress? Yeah, she was in Paper Town. Wait, just peeking.

So I saw. Ready to reek havoc. I saw a tweet. I'm going to show you guys. But is she, hold on. I need some like background here. Is she weird as like, do people? I think she's, she's eccentric.

But she hasn't ever. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Basically. Is this old? Can you play this? Just, yeah, 2018.

2018. 18. Yeah. I mean, she killed that shit. Right. She killed that. She very much doesn't care with anyone.

This is pretty funny. That picture? I don't think I get it. You don't get those things? I don't get it either. Okay, so I'm going to, I'll have to put it up on the visual now. Everyone else will get it, Shirley.

Right. But that was like, it was a normal Tuesday afternoon. Sarah was at home, and everything was, like, great until it, until tragedy struck. and then it goes negative. Oh, like, the image.

You know? Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. Okay, I guess we'll see if anyone else knows what I'm talking about. Anyway, so she just like went to the billboard. She went to the billboard thing and this girl, I don't, Kara is like just being a weirdo the whole time. Can we play this video?

I don't even want to see this. It's going to make, I hate this shit. I can't watch that kind of stuff either. It makes me so uncomfortable. Oh. It's like in high school The girls are like Do you think she's on something?

Yeah, she's on She's 100% on some amphetamine. I can't, yeah, I also really struggle to watch this kind of stuff. It's so painful. What's you doing here? Oh, dear God. What's going on here now?

Why? Yeah, she's just like getting in every situation as much as she can. It's so uncomfortable. And it's always, I always feel bad because it's like, there's a fine, fine line between making someone a meme

and also like, are they okay? Yeah. You know? Yeah. Like, seems like something might be going on. So yeah, this is the one I... Or she's doing a bit.

No. So is this Meg the Stallion again? No, that's Azealia Banks. Oh, right, okay. And she's licking her. And she's clearly like uncomfortable with it. Right. Oh, God.

Yeah. Like, they're not in on it. Yeah. Connor? yeah i don't know i had something i was going to say i just like it's freaky to watch and it's heart i almost can't look but i would just like to see like her and julia fox fight it out in the ring they're two of like the weirdest people that are invited to every single event and we pull up julia fox's grocery shopping outfit what like full on okay how do you describe this for the people that are just listening for the people that are just listening what we're seeing here is what looks like denim

me a denim blazer paired with a denim cowgirl boot and that's basically it except for a bra and underwear she said that i think if it's socially acceptable to wear the beach it should be everywhere just saying l-o-l yeah that's what she said yeah well this is not socially acceptable on the beach first of all um julia fox on the denims and underwear at the grocery store candids i just think that if it's socially acceptable at the beach it should be the same everywhere I've never seen. I've never seen anyone wear that in the ocean. I mean, you're a psycho if you go to the beach with jeans on.

Yeah. Gene boots as well. Gene boots. I don't know. I think it's, I think, I think what we're going to see is that she's, she's so easy to make fun of that it's actually going to, it's going to, it's going to make some waves. In term, you know, in beach term, monology. Oh, you think she's like innovating beach fashion? Like, can I just say, I really, can I tell you this one story?

I was doing a hike last weekend, really hard hike. Like I was approaching the top of the hill, huffing and puffing, sweating, so like profusely sweating, feeling really, like, really proud of myself. The endorphins were pumping. Sure. I'm proud of you already. I had this beautiful view. And I'm like, wow, I really did something really tough today. And I achieved this elevation gain.

And then this guy passes me in jeans. Something similar happened to me. I couldn't fucking believe it I could not believe it I think that there's a lot of power being wielded when you do shit like that's so insane like this

yeah like you wouldn't do it unless you had some sort of like superpower or you're on drugs and both of the scenarios I mean I'm like do you have to be so in shape that you're like I just

I need to this is too easy at this point. I need to chafe. Right. Right. Oh, speak of the dough. I am chafing pretty bad.

That's why I keep moving. Really? Yeah, I just wanted to normalize chafing really quick. I don't think I really, I say I'm chafing, but I'm not 100% sure I know what it is. Is it? You know when you know. You don't know what chafing is? I think I do.

Is it just when you're like rubbing together? Yeah, when your skin rubs together. Yeah. Okay. Then I do know what it is. Yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty chafed right now as well.

I've always chafed. Really? I'm being honest. I'm super rashy. From what? My wetsuit. I have like the worst rash. Dude, I do...

Oh my God. I do, too, under my arms. Because we surfed a little bit yesterday. And I wore a shirt because we didn't... You don't have to wear a wetsuit, but I always get such bad shit under my arms and on my chest. And I won't tell you the rest where I'm chafing, but I do need to...

Can I tell you guys my flight story really quick? Yeah. I want to tell you guys at the beginning. So basically, Thursday was the Rolling Stones thing at the Hurst... estate in Beverly Hills and I didn't really know what the deal was but I went and it was really fun and I had a little bit to drink but then afterwards Matt King and Patricia and Delaney that crew and TK were all like let's go to the den and then let's do karaoke. And you had a flight first thing in the morning so at this point I hadn't booked it yet and my friends were like

Kant like would love to have you here but like no pressure we know it's a big flight and I was like yeah and I have to be back Tuesday whatever and they're like okay no worries I get to the den two drinks I'm like calling him in the bathroom yo I'm gonna book the flight right now at this point it's 10 30 p.m. book the flight in the bathroom at the den and then I was told last week I'm I talked too slow when I tell stories so I'm gonna try to rush through this but oh shit hang on there's a plug in my how long is the flight to Hawaii? It's like six hours okay so yeah five is and change um you were just there and something is going on with my headphones, weren't you?

No. Drempt that. Anyways, so I booked a flight, and then I'm like, okay, I booked a flight. It's at 7.30. I cannot do karaoke at naughty pig at this present time. And then I went and did karaoke at the naughty pig. And, you know, then I was like, okay, I got to go home. So I get home, haven't packed.

I pack everything up. set out a water station for the next day didn't set an alarm woke up at like 7 a.m. and I was like, I just missed that flight. They rolled me over to the next flight. I get in the Uber. I'm so close to getting there, so close to getting there,

and then I look up from my phone and my Uber. I'm arriving at the Hurst Estate. I didn't even type in LAX. I'm arriving at the event place, the place we had the event the night before. And I'm like, sir, I'm so sorry. I need to go to LAX. And he was like, God damn it.

I've never heard an Uber driver be like audibly upset. He was like, what the hell, dude? And I was like, I'm so sorry. I didn't even type in a destination. I just ordered an Uber. And that's like 30 minutes the opposite way. Yeah, yeah. So I'm... How much was that Uber? Was that probably... Can't tell you. Was that probably a sign that I shouldn't be going to Hawaii? Yeah. And so I get there. I'm the guy running to the airport. I'm dripping in sweat. I get on the plane. I made it. And then I was in Hawaii for two days and I flew home. You are a few. You are a feet of nature. It was fun though. It was nice to like,

you know, L.A. We're always like, oh yeah, like, we love living in L.A. Because we have the beach. Who's going to the fucking beach in L.A. Me? I was here this week. Malibu. Malibu. I found a secret beach in Malibu this weekend, and the water is so clear

you can see right to the bottom. Where is it? I don't know. It's a secret. Oh, okay, sorry. No, I wish I apologize for asking. It's completely fine, Cody. I wish I had the information for you. I don't know where I I was. But you're not in on the secret.

You just, someone. I was able to participate, but I don't have the security clearance. Okay, got it. To know exactly where I was. All I know is that I could see my feet in the bottom. Which is nice for L.A. because, you know, Santa Monica is just like a different story. I'll try to get those coordinates for you. I would go to the beach in L.A. like when...

Yeah. I mean, I like going and sitting at... I like, I mean, I like Venice and then I like Malibu. Like, I really don't go to Santa Monica. I go to... What's that beach call that you go up? Will Rogers. Will Rogers.

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I think it's just different You know like I'll go to Orange County To go to the beach Okay Yeah I don't know There was right when I moved to L.A. I went and my mom was telling me

these horror stories about how homeless people are going to kill me And there's needles everywhere And I was kind of scared to move here And then I got here and it was awesome and whatever And then There is needles everywhere Yeah

So I go to the beach, and this is like right when I moved here, and I go to the beach, and I'm laying there, and I fall asleep at the beach on a Sunday. And I was like, that was awesome, whatever. And the next week, I was like, I am so freaking exhausted. Like, I cannot keep my eyes open. I'm at work, like, chugging cold, brew, chugging, cold, burn. And I'm, like, having, like, five coffees. And I'm like, this is so weird.

I could fully fall asleep at this meeting. And so I looked up, like, did I lay on a needle at the beach? Like, and am I, do I am I disease now? And they're like, yeah, you are. Like WebMD is like you fully like have AIDS or something. Because like these are, this is the result of getting blood exchange. I had mono. Ah, yeah.

Oh my God, that's really scary. I had mono. But it was really scary because, you know, when you're like, something super wrong with me. Well, I'm kind of upset. I haven't seen a needle yet. There's needles. And I've been around. They cleaned up a lot, I think, for the Super Bowl.

But there's still needles. There's still needles. Sometimes it's when you don't look for them When you're least expecting it Yeah Yeah I've seen a couple people smoking crack recently What kind of drug do you even use a needle for?

Heroin So scary Yeah Speaking of heroin Is anyone watching anything good? Nice segue Thank you I've been doing this for a while

Cody I watched half of the Northman What's that? It's a It's a It's a really good movie. He lives upstate. Yeah, the North.

The Northman. In the North. Yeah, about an Irish guy. No, it's really good. I don't even know how to describe it, honestly. But I do this thing now where I just go to bed at 9.30, so I start a movie at 8.30 and I watch half. Nothing better. I haven't finished a movie in, like, a few months.

Really? Yeah. Well, I can recommend some things to you. First of all. I mean, if any of those... If the first half is good, then I'm down. Okay. Well, I've personally been watching a lot of criminal minds and no one's commented on my vest.

Oh, I love it. Thanks, Cody. Yeah, I knit that. Did you really? Yes. It's great. Yeah, thank you. Female Body Inspector.

Yep. Give me some. Let's go. Boobo. So you're doing a podcast with a federal agent right now. Yeah, admitting. And the law as well. Well, I know.

I heard that they did reach out to you to send you some. gear. Yes. Criminal minds. Criminal minds reached out. I'm dead ass. I'm going to be getting criminal minds march, which is really exciting. But also I know, and FBI, if you're watching this, please take this seriously.

If you were to put me, if there were a serial killer wreaking havoc on Los Angeles and you put me in the field, I would be able to get him or her, depending. Statistically, it's most likely to be a him. Yes. And I know that as a profiler, I would get him in five seconds. Really? Is it a profile? Yes.

Behavioral analysis. How would you get him? Behavioral analyzing. Okay. Behavioral. What does that exactly mean? Sure. Basically, what I would be able to do, Cody, is analyze the behavior and tell you where this person is exactly.

And that's the behavioral analysis part. That's kind of the behavioral analysis piece. Okay. Yeah. So for that, you're analyzing behavior. I'm going to be analyzing the behavior. and then through the behavioral analysis, I'll be able to tell you

who this is because of his behavior. Right, okay. So let's make up a murder scene right now. I have one. Give it to me. I would have found Jack the Ripper. I think he would have found you first.

Dare him. I dare him. Jack. John. Jonathan. I don't know how I'm going to kill somebody. I mean, how I would kill somebody. but I know how I would hide the body

I could probably guess how you would hide the body Tell me, I guarantee you won't Basically, Connor, you're Yeah, analyze my behavior Yeah, I am. I am, so right now you're fidgeting. Yeah? Which tells me that I'm not medicated

for ADHD. No, basically that's going to tell me you're guilty because you're hiding something because you're a sexual sadist. What? Excuse me? What does that mean?

He's a sexual sadist. What is a sadist? He's a sadist in a sexual way. I don't know what a sadist is. Just like someone who inflicts pain. Because he's fidgeting. Does that kind of making sense? Because he's fidgeting, you've deduced that he is a sexual sadist.

A person who derives pleasure, especially sexual gratification from inflicting pain or humiliation on others. Yeah, that's I stand by what I've said. So he's like a dominatrix guy. Yeah, to death. Okay, that's what... To the point of death. And that's what your sexual release is. Have you ever been so horny you to kill somebody?

That a sexual sadist has, Connor. Okay, well, I... So you're gonna drown the person and because you know the person, you're gonna put rocks on them so that they sink. But what's the sexual part? It's pretty good, Brooke.

That's the sexual piece. Oh, like you get off on killing people. Mm-hmm. Well, do Cody. Yeah, read my behavior. Cody is a classic narcissist because he's not, because he's not fissioning. So he is confident in what he's done. See, are there any?

You kind of like, you kind of have to be in the, in the FBI, I don't know what I'm saying. Are there any, like, when you read someone's behavior, are there ever any, like, positives? Well, no, because you're usually reading them because they're usually reading them because they committed a murder. Right. But in this case, we have not. Oh, I thought that's what you were doing. Oh, right, okay.

Oh. Is it still murder if you kill someone that's, like, bad? Yes. Good question, and I can answer that as an agent, yes. See, I feel like you kind of make, I feel like Cody would be really nervous and feel bad. For a killing? Yeah.

Somebody? Yeah. Yeah. Well, you wouldn't feel bad if you killed someone? I would gaslight myself into saying that it's okay. I think, yeah. Classic narcissist. and sexual sadist.

You're the narcissist. You're the sexual sadist. But no, that's not how I would hide the body. I mean, that's a good way to hide a body. Actually, on the lake that I grew up, and they found two bodies exactly drowned just like that with cinder blocks tie around their legs. So they would sink.

Anywho, dad, I would probably figure out a pulley lever system to raise the body into a tree. Oh, like a flag? so it's kind of flapping in the wind Like that commercial When that girl It smokes weed for the first time Oh God, that's the worst

Like deflated I would deflate the body I just referred to that Because when I don't know if you guys Watch A ball special But when Ben I need to What talking about the feet picks

That's what I felt like On the couch It's just like Deflated Couldn't move Couldn't believe What was happening I wanted to

My soul left my body And it just Yeah I mean that was gnarly Yeah I couldn't believe It was real Yeah

I think I'll be a better profiler I'm embarrassed about my previous profiling skills but I think I'd be a better profiler if you gave me a scenario in which you're going to hide the body and then I could tell you what that meant. Well, I don't envision myself killing someone I just envisioned myself hiding a body. If you needed to hide the body, tell me about the police system.

I would pull the person way up and we thought of this in Connecticut when I was visiting New York last time we were driving through Connecticut and the forest are really like vast and we would raise them up. He got the travel bug. Am I right? We would raise them up. This is crazy.

Of New York. Hawaii. Raise them up all the way to the top. And then somehow I would climb a tree and just duct tape. Brown duct tape all the way around to where it matched the color of the bark. Oh, duct tape is shit out of them. And then they would decompose within the duct tape. And duct tape really doesn't decompose.

But eventually they'd find the bones when the duct tape disintegrated. I don't. I mean. Do you think we wouldn't notice? How often are you looking up at the top of a tree? Dead body shaped lump attached to a tree? Or like there's other things, like the smell of it. We're talking about the top of a tree here.

How often are you thinking or looking at the top of a pine tree? I'm also pretty sure that there's like planes that ride around and take radar pictures of like every like heat map square foot of the... Guys, I didn't say it was full proof. So all of a sudden there'd be pictures of you at the top of a tree duct taping someone's lifeless corpse. And also the dogs would sniff that out in a second.

And the dogs. Exactly. Have you ever watched Criminal Mind? It's like he hasn't, Cody. I swear, sometimes I feel like he hasn't. You could be a good serial killer because I feel like there's some sort of thing with knitting. But you would be a dead one. You'd be a great.

No, that's not what I'm saying. I sent a really embarrassing text to my agents. And I was like, hey, like, just wondering if I would have to audition to be a dead. dead body on the criminal minds reboot or if they could if we have connections to reach out you want to be i want to be the corpse why how fun i guess i don't want to memorize any lines right i want to be in a show i want to lay down and not exert any energy and and just get my screen time i feel like it's still acting though you have to oh i could act my heart out brooks i mdb page is just her laying in different all bloody and like different she was in criminal minds he's more than

two, three, four, five. Victim four. That's my dream role. Is dead victim on one of these shows. Well, yeah. Make it happen. Yeah, let's make that happen.

Yeah. Let's get you on the silver screen. Thank you guys. Yeah, I was also going to ask if you've seen that new Mormon murder show under the banner of heaven with Andrew Garfield. No, have, I hath not.

I was curious, Connor. It's pretty good. Anyway, if you want to watch it, murder. I watched the same show. It was like over and over and over and over. Me too. But I was going to ask you,

do you if you could describe what Mormonism is could you yeah you basically put on like a white button up t-shirt and tuck it in pants should be one inch too big for you with it and then you tighten your belt all the way you tuck shirt in put on a tie the book of Mormon you have in your hand you kind of part your hair in a kind of part your hair it's not exactly perfect way but you've parted your hair and you look a little bit put together but something's something's off a little bit. And then you go and you do your trip.

There you go. Uh-huh. You go and you do your trip, your mission trip, and then you come back. Get married and have kids. Married and have kids, and then there's like 60 heavens or something.

I think you honestly know more than me. I was expecting that to be. I knew, I was good friends with a family of Mormons growing up. Really? I don't think I've ever. They were very bad Mormons. Really?

They're bad at it. Yeah. But they were Mormon nonetheless. And you got to give them that. I don't know if I ever met. Yeah. Bad Mormons. I actually had two Mormons in my high school.

Really? Which is crazy because we had almost zero diversity. Two Mormons. That's cool. Check in the box. Huh. I know a couple Mormon baddies. That's what you meant, right?

Yeah. Bad Mormons. Yeah. Actually, my friend David Archiletta is Mormon. Shout out David, by the way. Yeah, seriously. Love you, babe. For real.

Yeah. shoot, I was going to say something about Mormon baddies. Grind train with the Mormons. I forgot what I was going to say. Crap. Okay, well, we could always circle back to that. I feel like it was going to be really good, too. We could always circle back.

Ooh, damn. All right, whatever. Circle back. Well, speak of the devil. Yes. I mean, not the devil. I don't know if they have the devil in Mormon. But a show that they just canceled was they just took it off of the new docket.

for Netflix. And I have nothing else to say, but I just wanted to announce because I found it really interesting. They canceled anti-racist baby, a show aimed at kindergartners so that they are anti-racist babies. The show was called anti-racist baby?

I think. What? What? Can we scroll? I know that. Can we type it in and see what it was? Because I actually, I made a note of it in my notes

because I wanted to talk about it, but I couldn't remember. It's obviously never too early to start. But I just wanted to see like a little clip of... Yeah, I would be really curious as well. Anti-racist baby, if they have any... And the show got canceled. Yeah, because Netflix just laid off like

a shit ton of people. Because their... Subscribers are down by some massive amount. And this is a real show. Netflix has pulled the plug on several animated project, including Wings on Fire, and Anti-Racist Baby, a series aimed at preschoolers. I mean, it kind of sounds like it's, is that,

it sounds like a comedy or something, no? No, it's aimed at preschoolers. Yeah, I guess. I mean, Jesus. Maybe that's. I would love to see that through the lens of a former preschool teacher. Yeah, that would have been interesting for you. It would have been interesting.

Do you think you would have aired something like that? But here's the thing. I don't think, like, isn't that the beauty of, like, children and preschoolers is that they're just inherently not racist? Yeah, I don't think we need that. but I would be really curious to see. I just thought that that was an injure. The title itself is, I thought anti-racist baby would have been

like a funny, like, social commentary piece. And so I was like, oh, what was that going to be? Because that would have been probably like, also, oh, it was right, anti-racist baby based on an anti-racist scholar or something, children's book of the same name was imagined as a series of animated vignets set to music for preschoolers. Was that right, vignet?

Vignette? No. Oh, sorry. That's it. That's all the information they're sharing. Probably for good reason. I bet it was... Parent or a teacher, if I'm scrolling through Netflix and see anti-racist baby, my first thought wouldn't be, let's put this on for the kids, you know? Yeah. And I know everything's all good right now in your life and everything seems fun, but you're actually... Cocoa Mellon. Right. That's what they like. Have you guys seen Cocoa Mellon?

Yeah. Yeah. Fucking slaps. Paw Patrol's really good as well. Have you seen Pau Patrol? Yeah. Sometimes, like... I get pretty sucked into Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Really? I won't even lie to you.

I've never a Mickey Mouse girl. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Come inside. It's fun inside. I've never put this on, but when it's on, it's pretty good. And it honestly helps, like, it almost massages your brain a little bit to, like, shape it. Oh, Andrew, I didn't know that about you. Yeah.

So I don't know. So you watch Criminal Minds. I got Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Yeah, perfect. Miska Muska Mickey Mouse. Okay, Cody, we do I think we have a little bit more With you here

But I also have Last week we asked Oh do you want to do No Yeah, I don't know I'm kind of over there Yeah Are we boring you?

No no no no no no Not at all So for audio listeners We were giving Cody a second To check his phone No not at all Last week we asked people I mean we always do

Hot takes on here As you know But we asked people for their best arrest stories. But do you want to do your hot take? Did you have a hot take? I have two. Arretz that at Salkon? Okay.

Who fucking wrote that? Oh, damn it. Shit. Were you going to get me? I was going to try. Damn it. Honestly, if it wasn't written there, it might have gotten me.

Damn it, shit. I was revving up and I was getting nervous. We wanted to have it written there. So that you wouldn't think anything of it Yeah Funniest thing If you would have actually got me with that You would have been fired

Shoot really No I'm kidding I just I don't Is the whole fucking studio conspiring against me now? Yeah That was what I didn't want to do it I would say that was 75% of our meeting yesterday It was how can I get in some nuts into this conversation

Well anyway I have two Music-related hot takes that came to me this week. Okay. One, Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney. You familiar? I don't want another pretty face.

I don't want another. What was I thinking? I don't know. You are a beautiful soul. That's Sean Kingston. Girl. You're a way too beautiful. But anyway, if Jessie, like,

beautiful soul is like a widely loved song by girls, teens, all of us as one. If I was Jessie McCartney's girlfriend, Right. And he wrote beautiful soul for me. Yeah. I would break up with him immediately.

Okay. And then check myself into an institution. Why? I don't want another pretty face. Don't worry. I don't want you. I don't need you to be pretty. Okay.

You can be fugly. Okay. I don't want, I just want you in your beautiful soul. Oh, yeah. Basically calling you butt ugly. Yeah. I mean, isn't it kind of the same thing with you don't know you're beautiful? No, because they are essentially calling you beautiful.

Like you don't know you're beautiful, but you, it's implied you are. But, but the whole message is, that song is like I want a girl who is who doesn't who isn't like aware like isn't confident enough and she's like malleable and I can just kind of like I don't I don't I want I want a self-conscious girl you want a malleable girl no because I think I mean I just mean like talk about sexual sadist he wants he wants the malleable he wants to form no I'm saying I've read I've read that about that song you have like yes I thought I had an idea you don't know your beautiful is a really fucked up message because it's like

you're not confident, clearly. Right. You don't know how good you are. So I could take advantage of you basically. Yeah. That's what I've read. I think it's more about... Well, I would rather that than Justin McCartney

calling me ugly. No, I think that this is more about him. He's saying, I don't, this is what I'm looking for. It's not about you. It's not about you being pretty. I don't want you to be pretty. He's saying, I don't care about looks. Yeah.

He's not saying I want to... If a guy wrote a song for me that's like, I don't care about looks, I don't think it's written about any individual. I think it's written about him. No, I know that, but I'm just saying in a world where he wrote that for me, I would hate it. How is he, how is he? How is he? Yeah, Aaron Carter not doing too hot. Yeah, and I don't ever want to talk about anyone's physical appearance in a negative way, but I think Jesse's had a lot of work done.

Did he really? Yeah. Just like look up Jesse McCartney 2020 or not. And it's completely fine. Or just. My other hot take. Is it, wait, is that his Instagram? Jesse McCartney 22?

No, I'm just looking like, Google. To the alpha and Google. No, that's not even like, that he looks good there. Like there are TikToks. Okay. Okay. Well, that's, yeah, that's just, and then my other hot take is this, you know the song? Uh, uh, radio act.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who sings? Whoa, uh, uh, uh, I don't know, like fucking, I have fucking Maroon 5. No No, it's Who sings sorry Or who sings It's too late to apologize

Imagine Imagine dragons Oh, imagine dragons These nuts on your face No Brog Broke You saw the goal

You saw the finish line And you were going for I was literally the past 20 minutes I was so in my head about getting it No and I was playing on my phone Oh my heart is racing scrolling through my... I was so quiet

the past 20 minutes thinking about I was gonna do it. That was good. I don't understand. It was the whole Jesse McCartney thing a fucking set up for that? Yes! Yeah.

That's the worst part is that I think I'm having a genuine conversation and I want to connect with you guys and I just get fucking trampled. Well, I will say that Jesse McCartney thing was an original thought I had

but I don't know if I would have brought it up if it wasn't a way to lead me to Imagine Dragon. And I'm offering things. I'm like, and imagine these months. Yeah.

And I'm saying, no. And I thought, you knew and that's why you said Maroon 5 but you didn't get it you didn't get me 100% because you said you said a magin no I did not be a magin

rewind the tape she said a magin dragon a magin dragon these nuts on your face I was panicking I'm still shaking I'm just saying I'm trying to save a little bit of face right now and if I did say a magin that's you making fun of my speech impediment what kind of speech impediment You say gh.

Anxiety? Is it a speech impediment? I'm just fucking mortified right now. And I have to pee. I do too. So bad. Well. I just.

You guys are fucking fired. You're fired. I got really scared when you said it a few. 20 minutes ago and I was like, oh, fuck, I can't do it. Oh, I can't do it. I can't. I couldn't fire you. I love this show too much.

I love you guys. We love you. Sorry again for kind of just besting you. No, you know, in that way. And it's, I understand there's a conspiracy now. Everyone is. I think that was, that was pretty well done. Thank you.

I have to say. And I was, I was kind of chugging along. Maroon 5. I thought, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. And then Timbaland. Too late. Apologize. So at the

In conclusion Is my dreaming? Nice. Catch us next week. We're here every week. Brooklyn Connor make a podcast. You can find us B&CMAP on Instagram.

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I'm has to pee really bad. But thanks for coming on. People, you can find him on TMG. What's your, on TMG. You find me right here on this channel. TMGTours.com, Squarespace. Squarespace, yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Thanks for coming. Seriously, Cody. It's an honor.