Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - WE GOT INTO HARVARD!

Episode Date: February 2, 2023

MERCH: http://bncmerch.com  Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/tmgstudiosTV_bnc52_video This week, Brooke and Connor pack their bags and move too…HARVARD! Following the one year of BNCMAP, Harvard was so impressed with all the groundbreaking work Brooke and Connor provided to their community and invited them to conduct research inside one of their libraries. We also get a glimpse into 2082 versions of BNC. Big things are happening!   Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights  Email us at [e-mail] !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go to https://whatdoyoumeme.com/letsgetdeep and use code BANDC to get 20% off your order. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BANDC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/BANDC for 30% off your first order plus a FREE $60 gift! B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 Old Open 7:11 Harvard...We're Here 11:36 Time To MAP 12:07 What Do You Meme 15:00 The Beginning of a New Era 17:09 Weekend Recap 25:32 Zocdoc 27:47 Tom Brady's Retirement 30:19 The NFL Conspiracy 32:50 We Love Jane Fonda 35:11 Library Tour Tease 36:07 Thrive Market 39:10 The Love Island Curse 41:17 Analyzing Tom Brady's Instagram 44:35 Brooke's YA Novel Idea 47:28 Jeffree Star's NFL Boyfriend 53:20 Tik Tok Mascara Drama 56:02 Scar Girl Drama 59:34 US Geography Challenge 1:01:12 The Mindy Project 1:02:41 Connor's Crazy Hawaii Trip 1:10:00 Communal Showers Are Wack 1:10:38 Airport Celebrity Sightings 1:12:23 The Pillars Of Ethical Clout Chasing 1:15:12 We LIVE Here Now Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That's exactly why the shape of the banana is in the crescent formation rather than any other shape that you could think of. And there you have it. And that wraps episode 3,172 of B&C MAP. 60 years. 60 years it's been of this show. I can't believe it. It's been 59 years since we got that letter from Harvard.

Inviting us to conduct our research from this library. Hello, is you? What is this? We got a letter. You just got a letter. You just got a letter. Who's it from? Harvard. Harvard? B&C, MAP 101, January 25th.

Huh. Okay, let's offline about that after. I think that is. Hey, prank. Someone got our address. Do you remember what we talked about on that day that we got that letter? Oh, how could I forget?

That was the day we talked about and contributed to. the public discourse surrounding the location of the ozone layer and why it's problematic. Okay, here's a question for you. What is the ozone layer? The atmosphere is like an ogre. Oghers have layers. Like an onion?

Okay. Powerful stuff. Yeah, I had no idea. At that time, I had no idea. That our little conversations would... They held weight. The weight that they held couldn't be fathomed. Hey.

Hey. Hindsight always... 50-50. You've always said that. I wonder... What do you wonder? I do wonder. Which segment of ours specifically led Harvard to reach out?

All those years ago. I think I know. I bet it was when we solved the B.O. crisis. Oh, yes. I do think the deodorant ultimately, the dependency on it actually makes your B.O. worse. Although, I will say, my armpits started smelling so bad in third grade,

and I had never used deodorant before. Probably were just being exposed to capitalism, and it started seeping out through your pit. No, it was more so my teacher pulled me aside and said, I want to recommend a product to you. But what about you? You've had some amazing thoughts that could have gotten us here to Harvard. Think about all of those.

Out of the box scientific takes that you've had. Yes. I'm glad we finally were able to disprove science. What a sham. This is the whole thing with the science thing where it's like, scientists have unearthed a new disease that's been locked away in the Arctic ice caps for that millions years. Stop doing that. Make the dogs live 20 years.

Connor, Yeah. Let's not forget that we do more than science here. Oh, yes. We've tackled religion. That's right. Oh, by the way, Connor, Mary Magdalene is not Jesus. his mom.

Who is she? She's just another lady. His mom is the Virgin Mary. What's Mary's last name? Virgin. Yeah, what's Jesus' last name? God. Oh, Christ.

Okay, Mary Christ. Perfect, by the way. Mary and Joseph Christ. Yeah. The Christ. The Christ. Yeah. Duh.

We're going over to the Christ for dinner. What are we having? Their son's body. blood. And you know what that makes me think of, Connor? You had one really incredible scientific take that I bet is part of the reason that we're here today. When did we go to the moon?

Like this is kind of what we should be learning in school. We did. Did we win the space race? 1969. 1969 was a good year. Yeah, I think we did win the space race. Okay, go us. July 20th.

July 20th. That would have been so. fun to like pregame. Yeah. That would have been like a fun. Like day drinking event. Yeah. We are on the moon.

Fuck yeah. But at the end of the day. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter what got us here. It just matters that we're here. And that we're together.

That's so true. Which reminds me I do need to be going now. I got to get this mall check. I'm finally gonna go get it checked. Do you mind dropping me off at the Harry Stiles concert on your way to get your mole checked? He's still performing at the forum.

Oh my God, they've got that kid work to the bone after all those MSG dates. And now it's still amazing after all these years. Hey, do me a favor and grab my oxygen tank. Yeah, I'm getting there. Move a little faster, please. I don't have many years left. Probably enough out of you, I would say.

Get the door open. Hey! You're gonna be late for your appointment. The concert starts pretty soon. Get your mask off. I can't miss watermelon sugar. Good girl. Oh, dear.

Oh. Do you think they'll let me bring it into the concert? Oh, my foot! Oh, shut up! Can I hit your vape? Gotta shut the door. Ah, sh-o-o-m-g. Gee, Harvard, we're here.

You've truly done yourself this time around. We made it. Wow, and they kind of set us up with everything that we might need. Should we explore a bit? Yeah. Okay, let's go. Now, this is kind of a surprise piece. I've never been here before, but I've especially never seen that.

They said they were going to leave something in here for us. Okay, are you ready? Yeah, grab that. Okay, ready? I think so I don't know if pull on it Are you having trouble with your height?

A little It's one of those Okay got it ready Yeah Be very careful because we have precious materials Me knickknacks Oh

Oh my God I look gorgeous Holy Wow I can't look away Oh way You look cool But I literally have never

Holy Are you seeing that? I'm about to start crying for some reason. I don't know. Yeah, I'm seeing it. Wow, Brooke. Lady Brooke in the flesh. Wow, Harvard.

You had outdone yourselves. Oh. Oh my God. I need to put that on my mirror. I can't hop on Instagram fast enough. That is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. To get this live. Hey, do you mind?

Can you just get next to that? I need to send it to my mom. Oh, my gosh. Look at her. How can I... What in the world? About the tomato sweater where I was really hot, that's kind of what I was picturing.

Oh my goodness. Wow. Oh, I've got to get that outfit as well. For the audio listeners. Oh. Oh, there's audio listeners as well. So if you're listening on audio, we have made it to Harvard University,

and they have set us up with a gorgeous library, and in this library is this amazing piece of... me and Connor kind of, what year would you say, would you estimate this photo being taken or painted, rather? 50s. 1950s? No. Which? One of them from the past.

Right. It's gorgeous. It's more medieval. Renaissance. Renaissance. It's a, like, that show that's out. Bridgeton. Bridgeton.

It's Bridgeton-esque. 1600s, maybe. That's what I meant, not 60s. And we are kind of painted in the style of that. And it's breathtaking. It looks so good. I encourage, if you're listening on the audio, please, please hop on to the YouTube. Wow, this space is amazing and this really elevates.

You can pass with us. This. Remove this. Maybe hide it behind your chair. Wow, I can't tear my eyes away from this. Guys, I think that what we're going to be doing here for a while, at least, is recording from this new space. It's been so graciously provided to us by those at Harvard LLC. Who knew that being this as smart as we are could get you something this good?

No, I'm pinching my... Oh, what? Did I see there's the letter that they sent us left shake? They framed it for us. It's incredible. There's a lot of kind of hidden things among the set. I think I've been told because this is my first time here, but maybe we could kind of reveal some of those Easter eggs

in the bonus episode. In the bonus episode, yeah. Also, as much as I love Harvard and repping my institution, I'm going to take my sweatshirt off just because I'm able to wear green in this space. Right. Whereas I wasn't before when we were recording. No green screen. No green screen.

So I'll be wearing green for the next eight to ten months. So just kind of get, going to get everyone started on. I'm looking at that. Well, I guess we're going to just start recording our episode here. In this new space. In this space, it's feeling like home. It is feeling different. Home away from home.

It feels like good. That's the word I would use to describe it. How about you? Good as well, I think, that keep it simple. Yeah. And that is why we're here. Yeah. Simplicity is the new black.

Good. Yeah. Simple as the new good. Well, everyone, welcome back to BNCMAP, Brooklyn Connor Make a Podcast, the beginning of a new era here after our one year mark. Thank you to everybody who has listened and made it this far.

We love you so much. And we... And there's been an attack on Harvard. There's been an attack at Harvard. That is going to happen in Massachusetts. That's the thing. As someone who lived there for four years, Please tell us more about Massachusetts and the car lines.

I would love to tell you about what we're in for in Massachusetts. Yeah. There are cars. That could have been the T as well, which is the public transportation that they have in Boston as well as Cambridge, which is where we're staying in. How cool that they call it the Tee because of the Tea Party. I've always said that if I could go back. I don't know if that's why. If I could go back in time and visit one historical event, it's always the Boston Tea Party.

That sounds like such a blast. I don't, you know it wasn't like a party party. Like it's not like something you're going to pregame. Were you there? I could have been in a past life because I do believe in that. If you choose to believe what McGraw Hill writes in a textbook, then that's on you. You're a sheep. Okay.

Totally. That's a good point. For me, I like to reframe the Boston Tea Party as a sort of rave. That's how I like to picture everyone at the Boston Tea Party. And I'm not going to police your way of thinking. Right. free thinking. That's why we're here.

I've chosen to be a free thinker. Yeah. And I've chosen to believe in history and science and women. But that's neither here nor there, you know. That's why we have such a great system going on here of checks and balances, which they didn't have when the Boston Tea Party happened. And that's why they had to dump the tea into the river. Yeah.

They weren't being checked or balanced. And I'm saying we have that here. Yeah. That's a good point. We're in a good space to move forward. Okay. Yeah. Totally paying up what you're putting down.

Well, let's get into it. Let's MAP. Why don't we kind of MAP? How was your weekend? As well as the few days before that I didn't see you. Super good. I went to Hawaii with my family. Which was awesome because it rained the whole time.

So I was just kind of in a Nissan Ultima with my family. And then in a mall in Honolulu with my family. And then in the one hotel room. that we had for my four-person family on a cot. It's wild that your family can just decide to just go to Hawaii, whereas like if I was going to Hawaii, it would be like, I'm planning it six months out, such an ordeal, hyping myself up,

and you just can just go ahead and do that on a whim. It's an amazing quality. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. We just have to do it. Yeah. I didn't tell anybody.

No, you planned it like a few days in advance. And I also always plan on my parents. being like, and never mind, we're not going. The weather's weird. Right. I was like, okay, I'll stay here. But my mom woke up in a cold sweat because we didn't spend Christmas together, and she called me at 4 a.m.

And she was like, and I was like, my dog died. Here we go. Like, this is it. This is the call. You've been waiting for that call? Yeah. She was like, oh, why didn't we spend Christmas together? And I was like, I don't know.

What's up? What's going on? And she was like, we need to do it this week. We need to spend Christmas together. That's really, really sweet. Yeah. We got in a fight in the Nissan Ultima on the way to the hotel from the airport. Didn't talk the rest of the first day.

What was the fight about? What was the fight about? Oh, my dad had his window open. It was raining. But because everyone else had requested him to please close to that window, he was like, I'm not going, I can't. Right. So it was doing that. Because the fact that people asked him to.

And right. And then it's a system of checks and balances in Nissan Ultima as well, which weren't being abided by. Right. It's like if one person has a window down, there either needs to be another window open to kind of diffuse the airflow. And the sound. The sound that goes,

that's one of nature's worst sounds is being in the front seat and the back window being open. That's one of nature's worst sounds. Totally. You're right. There's no way to move past that as a person and knowing that it was definitely

making my dad uncomfortable, but he was comfortable because he was winning in that moment because he had the back windows on child lock. Totally. that's classic. It's crazy that I can be, it doesn't matter how old I'll be

for the rest of my life. In that niece on Altima, I was eight with my parents. No, you, at this age when you're with your family, like, you just have to regress. I'm needing to suck my fist, my sister in the face.

Yeah. My sister in the face. I'm worried my parents are going to take my phone away for the weekend. There's really no need for that. I do pay for my phone. It is wild.

I was thinking recently, like there's nothing either of my parents could do at this point get me in trouble. Nothing. No. Completely. That's how you know you're completely independent. It's like you're not going to get anything taken away or in trouble. You're not under their, for better or for worse. No roof, not their rules. No, exactly. Anyways, so we did straight up, we went on hikes and stuff. We went, but we spent a decent amount of time at the mall,

which is fine. Is there a difference between Hawaiian malls? I was going to say Hawaiian malls and American Mawian Molls and the, what's it called, there's a word for the 48 states that are. Contiguous. That's the word that you have? Yes. What's the difference between a mall in Hawaii and a mall in the contiguous U.S.? I'm so glad you asked that. Well, this one is on island time, so you can just walk slower.

It's the same. There's a clare's a bathing suit in it. Yeah. There's a Nordstrom. There's a Nordstrom in Hawaii. Sure. is. There's a Gucci, there's Balenciat. It's like a very touristy part in like the town.

Wow. But we did nothing. It was actually crazy until the last vacation. You would have loved it. Except where we stayed. I don't know if it's like the time, the season of old people traveling, but it was as if we were in a morgue before people died.

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And you've had enough of shopping from your couch. Done hoping it looks anything like the picture when you tear up on that envelope. It's time for a little in-person spring treat. It's time for a trip to Ross. Work your magic. What was I just saying about seeing a lot of old people? We talked about this, I guess. We really shouldn't talk leading up to our,

hour long podcast. Well, we, yeah. Imagine if we didn't talk, unless we were podcasting. I would never have any texts from anyone. Oh, what did I say this morning? On my way here, I was like, I just fully, here's the state of mine I was in,

which I know that this was not even a thing until recently, relatively recently, but I sat in my car with it on, listening to Mood Jams while it filled up with gas today. Right. fully running. Wow. Which like that's a...

That's not bad. Yeah. Because it will explode. Oh, your car was... Running. Fully, okay. But you... But...

I've done that before and my car didn't explode. I know. I think they just tell you that kind of like they tell you to turn your phones off on the plane. Or lock your door to your house when you go to sleep.

Sure, it would help. But it's not like completely necessary. Okay, sure, Google tells you not to... I see it. I see it. you just technically the answer is yes you can the reason okay so I'm going to

right it's the same thing as like taking Advil on an empty stomach shouldn't drinking on antibiotics but sometimes it happens you know and 50 50 you'll die my music isn't going to turn off and if I'm in the middle of listening to my own podcast it's really not a good our own podcast sorry

I meant like in that time and it's like I'm listening to my okay anyway so I ripped the thing out I ripped the thing out with such vera that I kind of spilled the gas everywhere. Guess what? On the flip side, positive. The gas is gassing now.

As in like Zoolander scene. It smelled so good. I love the smell of gas. It was better than a cup of coffee. I love the smell of gas. I love the smell of gas. Broke, I do. I also love the smell of like,

you know, when you kind of are on the highway and you just like smell hard boiled eggs. Sulfur. Sulfur. Love it. Can't get enough of it. One of a candle of it. Oh, that's crazy.

And especially when it's like by the beach, like an eggy beach. I've said this before, right? Yeah. I love it. That's like my favorites now. The egg beach. Yeah. That is so interesting.

You're an egg gal. I love. How was the national egg shortage affecting your day to day? It's actually not. I haven't experienced it firsthand. Thank God. Yeah. Seriously.

And it doesn't seem to be affecting my favorite local restaurants that produce egg salad either. Yeah, that's what that was what I was thinking is that you'd have a lack of egg salad because of the shortage. Right. I haven't experienced that, thankfully. Some people have the adderall shortage. Your people have the egg shortage. And I actually have transitioned a bit from my eggs to a smoothie. Connor, this smoothie that I've been having, I'm going to order one to here, is going to change your life. It's the best thing I've ever had. It tastes like a milkshake, but it's a smoothie and it's good for you. Are you ready to hear the ingredients? I'm going to change. your life.

I'm skeptical. I'm a skeptic. No, no, no, it's really good for you. Swear. Blueberries? Yeah. Antoxidants. Banana.

Good shape. I've always said that. Yeah. Blueberries, banana, almond butter, and hemp milk, and that's it. And it tastes like a milkshake. Bananas are fighting for their

life, for all the respect in the world. You put a banana in a smoothie. You're getting... bananas fighting off all other flavors and that's really you have to have a banana fish out although I've heard like mixed takes on if bananas are like really good for you or not because they're really high in sugar but also they have so many nutrients of potassium the shape you know anyway I do think that that's really good for me and going to completely change my life that's amazing yeah I can't wait for you to try it where's it from Earth Bar

You are T-H? No, E-A-R-T-H. They have one on Equinox, but it's also everywhere else as well. Cool. Yeah. I have some breaking news for you today. Okay. And I know it's going to affect you a lot.

Uh-oh. Being like our reigning TMG fantasy football queen. Yeah? Bro. What? Tom Brady's retiring again. Really? Yeah.

Damn. Damn. Hang in there. I know. I know he'll come back. I know. I know he'll come back. You know how I know that. Because I've done the same kind of thing thousands of times when I tell people I'm moving or I'm going to a different school. Never intended of doing either of those things. Just want people to say they'll miss me. So I know he'll be back. See you next week. I have to bring you in my eighth grade yearbook where everybody signed.

Please stay. We'll miss you. Told my, told every single person I was going to a different school. And then the next year in the fourth. You said back by popular demand. I had made a Facebook status in the middle of the summer decided to stay. The comments were everyone was ecstatic. And that's what I wanted. I would do something like that again, which is scary. I would literally like post on the BNC Facebook page like retiring just so people would be telling them.

You buried the lead. No, that's not how you say bury the lead. Can we move on from that? I'm reclaiming Barry the Lead. I think it is. Yeah. L-E-A-D. Speaking of wordplay.

Hang on, hang on. Wait, we have to stay on Brady because I had something. I had something that I wanted to tell you about and I'm forgetting what it is until I check my thing. I can't wait to see that movie 80 for Brady, by the way.

It looks really good. Oh, shoot. I'm not going to be able to show you this because it's a very visual-layer experience, but I really wanted to get your reaction. You can do that. Oh, well, then can we pull up that insane clip of Brady

Facing a sound on the lips? No. That is crazy, though. Yeah. There's an insane clip of, I mean, like a time lapse of Brady over each yearbook photo of his face changing. Oh. Yeah. It makes me. Upset.

I want to take my, let's unzip my own skin and crawl away. So this is the beginning. Hey, Caucasian James. How are you? Looking good. And I don't know, like, what years. I don't know when he started. Look at even his hairline, James

He got veneers He started making money right here So far I'm not like appalled You start making money and you start being happy That's true Oh I think that was his best look Oh was that in? I think he got better looking

Oh he just no he yeah Oh is that what you were going to say He started making like a ton of money But basically I saw this this morning And then I saw yesterday on One of the Barstool podcasts they had uh who did they have on this is interesting this is kind of like a conspiracy thing and then we can just hop back in yeah but i have something related too which is cool yes yeah they had arian foster

come on on the uh something commentator and he i don't know if this is like a conspiracy theory podcast but he said that the NFL is scripted and i didn't watch any of it i just watched that first four seconds where he said it's scripted but basically everything about it was like when you you are drafted, you get your script for the year. And when you go to practice, you're kind of just practicing, you know, like, every ref is going to make this miss this call. Like, you're going to do this, this, and this throughout the season. And I want to once again encourage everyone to watch Veep because I'm, I seriously think

that that is, there's a lot of that probably happened. There's no way. That would be fully Truman Show. If that were the same. Yeah, well, I do, like, I mean, like, politics. It's just, it's just like money. No, I'm talking about the NFL. The NFL is just money.

It is, I mean, it's like a different form of politics, but it's just politics. It's just rich people owning teams and having all these little dudes that move around like a chess board. I don't think I believe that. And then we all watch. Like.

Okay, what about the players getting like hurt? Hard to say. Or an unscriptive. Because if I go up and I get my script and says, oof, you're breaking your femur tomorrow. I'd be like, how much we talking to break my femur? You would.

I'll do it. How much would you do it for? Where's your femur? Here. I think it makes to your fibula. 40K? I don't know. That feels right.

That's probably... But that's probably my medical bills. I was just going to say it's the price of the operation. And I don't have... Well, they would comp the operation as part of working expenses and stuff. Oh, your femur's up there.

Ooh. Where is your fibula? Down? Yeah. Funny story about the fibula. You know when I got that tattoo? Yeah. Got the wrong one tattooed.

I know. You got the tibia? Yeah. Yeah. That's perfect, honestly. Yeah, damn. But you know what? What? I shouldn't have expected my tattoo artist to know all the anatomy of the human body.

That is on you. Because there was no checks and balances in that, in his garage that he invited me to get that tattoo. Totally. That's one of my favorite tattoos of yours. I like it a lot. It looks good on a show. I like that one, and I like the dog. Yeah, bad boy.

Yeah. But yeah, I thought that was an interesting take. And you... Yeah, I have kind of something. Get me it. Just like in terms of Brady and the film, 80 for Brady, that I haven't seen yet, but I am so, I have never been this excited for a movie because I love Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin. Do you know Lily Tomlin? No. So much. She's the one. Far left. Far left.

I do know Lily Tomlin. Because they're the stars of the show Grace and Frankie, which is the best show in the world and no one watches it. What's it on? It's on Netflix. It was the first, this could be a complete lie. It was the first original Netflix show ever. Can someone Google first original Netflix show? I really think it was Grace and Frankie. And it's the last season's coming out. Oh, it's out. It's done.

The show's done actually. But the premise is Grace and Frankie, their husbands are law partners and best friends. And so their families are kind of lumped together all the time because the husbands are best friends. But Grace and Frankie don't really... Okay, it wasn't Grace and Frankie by any means. But Grace and Frankie don't really get along.

And then their husbands leave them, leave the woman, leave Grace and Frankie for each other. Okay, Saul and Robert move forward with being in a relationship together. So Grace and Frankie kind of figure out how to cope and they have to lean on each other. Yeah. And it is the best show in the entire world. So that's why I'm super excited for 80 for Brady. I think a lot of people. I think they're in it.

I could, if I have another podcast ever, it would be dissecting. every episode of Grayson Frankie. And Jane Fonda is on Call Her Daddy this week. Nice, Alex Cooper. That is like the best podcast guest that I think anybody could ever get. Oh, that was a really good move. Isn't that so good? Imagine Jane Fonda following up the chain smokers.

Jane said that... Real groundbreaking stuff. Jane said to Alex in the teaser that she's been doing this for 60 years and Alex was one of the best interviewer she's ever had. I'm retiring on the spot. That's... If we could get Jane Fonda on this... I wonder if this space manifests as well.

I think so. Something feels almost spiritual in this space. I kind of agree. It could be because we just brought a spirit in this morning. We did bring an entity in and one of the objects that will be revealing the bonus. Good luck, taking a guess on which of these objects has an

entity absorbed into it because they all kind of look a little I just saw myself again up there you guys sorry just because we're in a new space doesn't mean I'm not going to burp the entire time we're filming

oh please you got to get on if you're listening to on audio you got to get on to YouTube you have to look at this picture I'm not going to post it till Friday so look at the YouTube that is like Kardashian level like Kendall

wow incredible I can't get enough. But yeah, do you want to see 80 for Brady with me? When is it? It's out next week. It's out this weekend. This is a big month for TV and movies. What else is coming out?

Outer Banks is on the 23rd. I love that you have that date. Yeah. On the tippy top of your head. That was like the first show that I watched with everybody. It was like Tiger King, Outer Banks. It was like Tiger King and Outer Banks. And Love is Blind.

Those were the pandemic. shows. See, I was on Love Island from the beginning because I had so much time I was just sitting there watching TV and I got everyone that I was living with to watch Love Island. So that was a fun cross-eyed brainless TV that we were watching, but I never got into like Love is blind. I never got into Love Island or Outer Banks. I watched Grace and Frankie during the pandemic. Love Island's only fun with other people. Yeah, I can like The Bachelor. Also, if you watch the old seasons of Love Island, it's really weird because like, A lot of people

kind of just died. Oh yeah, there is like a Love Island curse in the same way that there's a glee curse, right? Yeah, yes. And it's spooky because I have this disease and the reason I can't watch a lot of these shows is because I'll be like I need to check on these people.

And then I'll go and it ruins the show for me because I'm like, oh, these people broke up, this person's dead. And it's hard to go back and watch it because it's 40 episodes of season in Love Island. It's really hard once you feel figure out someone has passed to go back and be like, oh my God, she's wasted. Right.

Well, do you know about Caroline Flack? Yeah. You know, when Harry Stiles was on X Factor, she dated him. Yeah. And like she was one of the, like, after the show hosts. And she was much older than him. Yeah. Yeah.

That's kind of started his pattern of liking older woman that we know of. That was like a huge thing in the One Direction community. Yeah. Ooh, that must have been tough for you. It was. That and Brady. Yeah. Thank you.

That and what? Brady? Brady retiring. Oh yeah. Both two hits today. I was thinking today, sorry to go back to Tom Brady, but what do you think? I was just in a, I was talking to people the whole way here this morning. He has such an, he posted two pictures with his ex-wife, Jazeel in his photo dump.

And it was like very, very curated. And I was going back and forth. I have this belief that like I don't think when you get that big and like your image is so valuable. You're no longer like a person. You're like a brand. and my friends were like, no, like, this is his retirement post. And I was like, you don't think he pressed sin. You don't give like an old dude the nuclear codes.

Uh-huh. Well, we do. But there's a system of checks and balances. Right. I think he's probably he has somebody that has access to his accounts, but he does also. I don't think he pushes post. So he posted three hours ago, four hours ago, I love my family, I love my teammates, I love my friends, I love my coaches, I love football, I love.

football I love you all I'm truly grateful for on this day thank you and basically like in the first video he posted it was like I'm gonna cut this short I'm retiring I was like yeah yeah yeah we've right you know well he cried wolf at this point um there's his like it's like it's all family and friends and then there's kids parents family again I don't sisters I guess maybe I don't know hard for me to say daughters I don't know I can't remember I know he's been well he'll be up with him

but um he'll be missed I was thinking I was like he posted like a hundred Instagram stories too oh Josh Allen commented on it yeah he posted like a hundred stories and I was like there's no way this dude

he's capable but he's kind of kooky yeah like most I thought we've known that he's kooky Yeah, but I don't think he's strategic enough to be posting nonstop on his Instagram. He's a CEO. You think a PR rep is telling him to post nonstop to get attention?

No, I think he has a strategist because he has a CEO now. He's like a full brand of person. The NFL? TB12. He's like a brand he has and like the Brady brand is. He's got like a menagerie. Oh, good word. Of brands that he's head of now.

But, yeah. So I don't know, like, if people like that. Oh, my God, that is so many posts. Yeah, like, I don't think he's throwing these up on a story. Or at least I don't think he's pressing post, you know, like, I feel like there's a strategist or a consultant or a team of people running his socials. Again, hard for me to say. What do you think? If you had to guess.

If I could guess, this seems like him. Like, not understanding that you don't post thousands of stories in a row. You do if you're talking about. Tom Brady and you're retiring after 180 years in the NFL, retiring 50 times. This is, this feels official. I'm putting money on the fact that it's Tom, pressing sin. Maybe not on the in feed post, but on the stories. We'll never know, so.

There are so many things that we'll never know. Yeah. Isn't that scary? No, I love not knowing stuff. You know that saying, question everything? Yeah. I've always been like, no, why would I do that? You think I wanted to know what's in a hot dog?

Well, I've told you about the premise of my young adult novel, right? How could this be related? It is. Spill. I think I've said, maybe it was on the bonus. Yeah, it was on the bonus. Well, it's also, it could be a Black Mirror episode as well. So if there are any producers on Black Mirror listening.

Surely there is. I'm trademarking this. If you want it, I'm happy to give it to you. Contact me first. My young adult novel. Tenitive verbal trademark. The tentative verbal trademark, young adult novel, X Black Mirror Lab is that there's a group of friends and the story centers around this group of friends and this new app that's being released. And the app allows you to connect to all of your social.

So it would be your Instagram, TikTok, Snapchat, whatever. And in the app you can plug in a date in the future. So let's say I plug in this date, but like 2030 and it'll show you what all of your feeds. look like on that one day in the future. And you can only pick one day. So all of these, a lot of people decide, I don't want to use this.

I don't want to know. But these group, you, this group of friends are like, no, I want to know what I'm doing on this one specific day in the future.

So they all gather together in the basement. They plug in their dates. And the one of them plugs in his like, ooh, like, what's my Facebook profile going to look like six months from now in Memorial page?

Heavy. Heavy. So he has died. in the next six months and the premise of the book. Or... Or... He decided not to leave.

He decided not to go and he was pulling one of your moves on his Facebook. No, the app is very... Like, it's the security behind the app is he could not have tampered with that. I didn't even think about the security behind the app.

He couldn't have tampered with that. It's made by complete experts in the technology field. So the premise of the story is how is he going to navigate life, knowing that he is going to die in six months. Spoiler alert, he like secludes himself and stays home and then a tree falls into his home and kills him. So it's because he was staying home that he died. Have you seen

Final Destination? No. Is that the same plot? Yeah. I've done that a few times, but this is a totally different spin. Yeah. And then the other friends too, I forgot, they also have their own storylines. So there's this one couple. They plug in their dates. They're not. together anymore. So it's like how do you navigate being in a relationship knowing that it's not going to last? The next girl? Yeah. Has a kid. Awesome. Congrats. That's cool. Isn't that cool? Yeah, I wouldn't use it. No, I wouldn't either, but I felt like a really good opportunity to tell you my own adult. That'd be a good. Ex-Bot. It'd be a good book. I would read it. Thank you, Connor. Thanks. How did we get there? Yeah, that is a, that's a question that I. TV. We were.

We're talking about TV. I wanted, I know, and we were also doing NFL, and we have just, NFL. We have a ton of NFL stuff today, like this freaking Jeffrey Star thing. Oh. I was thinking like, oh, Brady's retiring to go to Wyoming with Jeffrey. Right. It's a possibility. I would not, nothing would surprise me at this point.

The thing is Tom Brady would never wear a Louis Vuitton jacket, I don't think. Right. I also think everybody's, like, convinced that that's an NFL player because Jeffrey Starr said it is. But why are we? just believing that? No, I agree. I like, he's not to accuse him of lying,

but he's, he could be lying very much. It's a fun thing for everyone in the internet to do stuff together. Totally. I feel like we forget that. But also, this photo that he posted, he's kind of doing, it's a kind of fun little game that I like reading the comments on here. We love Easter eggs

and stuff, yeah. No, and it's got everybody, everybody's coming together. There's the NFL fans that are coming on here and they're saying, well, my guy's 6-6 and he wears a size 13 shoe. And if you look at the shoe and then there's girls going on being like, oh, I did this

with all of my ex-boyfriends. I can figure this out and no one can figure it out. And I think it's because the person is not an NFL person. But one thing that was just picked up is that there is a Glock on the counter where they could... Totally. With a silencer

on it. Which piece of the Glock is the silencer? The huge piece connected to the Glock. Sorry, I'm not familiar with Glocks and stuff. It's okay. I'm not really either, but I, it is like a piece that I'm wondering how that plays, how that plays. And it's a good question. How something will never know. How would you operate a Glock with those claws that Jeffrey has? Well, maybe the NFL player is well-versed. Is manhandling the Glock. In Glock behavior? I hope it's not for the YACs. Take the yaks out back and I don't think you need a silencer on for a for a yak.

There are any reason to use a silencer besides committing murder? Not that I can think of. Okay. Yeah, totally. Maybe if you have tinnatitis. So do you think, do you think for this photo where Jeffrey's taking a mirror selfie, he has his NFL player who shan't be named, flip backwards,

do you think the NFL player thinks that Jeffrey has this gun? up against the back of his head. That's another interesting piece. And then Jeffrey turned really quick and goes. That's another really interesting theory. And it picks the gun back up. That's a good theory, Connor. I think you might be on to something.

I haven't seen that theory presented yet. It's so crazy. We've got TMZ. TMZ, get to Wyoming if you really want this piece. There was a pilot on that plane, you know. Not to give Kanye any attention, but was there ever truth to the rumor? of Jeffrey and Kanye?

No, but also Jeffrey, for a moment of relevancy online, was like, yeah, it's true. Why is there any credibility with Jeffrey? You're right, that is a good question. Liar. I'm a liar. There's nothing wrong.

That's not an insult. I love lying. Do you want to say it or should I? No, I'm not going to say it. I'll say it. Can I say it? Yeah. One time I got, we already said this last week.

Oh, we did? Oh, sorry. Do you want me to repeat it or no? Yeah, if you want to. I just got blacklisted from working with a brand. because of that video of mine that said I love lying. They didn't want to work with me because of my lying. Her loose morals. My loose morals.

Okay. That's fine. Learn when to lie. I think 2023 could be the year of learning when to lie. Jeffrey Starr saw an opportunity and he took it. Great. I think that's a, I do think that he, all of his lies I've been on board with so far. It's like, yeah, why wouldn't you?

Yeah. If you look at these threads, it's really funny because, like, there's people going, the shoe one was really interesting because it was like we've got the shoes on here and I'm trying to figure out I had it mixed up because those look like Tom Brady's ankles for sure

those dainty little tainty little How would you know what Tom Brady's ankles look like in such detail? Enhance that just to me looks like Tom Brady like the ankle looks like that could be his face even

but Anyways, they took the shoes. They, like, ran the shoes. It was, like, a size 13 van's shoe, and they're, like, going to all the quarterback. They were, like, this guy's six, six. It can't be him. And then they took the hand in that photo.

See, they've got all these. And they said, there's a, there's a vein that meets right here. And then there's a freckle. And, like, let's zoom in on all these guys' freckles. Wow. No, that's not a freckle. That's an IV. where an IV goes in

which means he's a starter so like to starters get IVs a lot? I have no idea maybe he was hung over and he got an IV okay I don't know and he's a third string

starter because it could be an IV for a different reason maybe not from being a star anyways so we don't know and I don't think we'll ever know because I don't think it's real because he's lying

yeah normalize normalize lying speaking of Jeffrey when it can benefit you exactly and hurt no one And hurt no one. I've never hurt anyone with a lie.

Yeah, no. Maybe for a second, but then I'll come clean. There's a joke. Yeah. Jeffrey's back on TikTok now. Awesome. Because of the whole Michaela drama. Do you know about that?

Yeah, the eyelash situation, right? Yeah, she just keeps digging herself deeper. She needs a PR rep if she doesn't have one, and if she has one, they're doing a really bad job. because she said Like again People do that in ads Where they add fake eyelashes

To On a mascara commercial That's what all the mascara commercials Yeah Are like it's fine But then someone in the comments was like Michaela those are fake lashes And she said no they're not

That just like shows you how good the mascara is Someone needs to tell her not to do that You know That's where lying doesn't benefit you And the people around Learn when not to lie She needs to learn when not to lie but also who cares?

Also, don't respond to a negative comment. Delete it. Block them, Michaela. Michaela needs to learn to block. You got to be trigger happy with the block. And then she just goes completely silent for months. Worried about her. I know.

It's not been months since that, right? No, it was months since she was silent for a really long time after the last. What was the last issue? Oh, she works from sometimes still five. Yeah, she was like, you have no idea. You have no idea? She's the one of the accent, right? Yeah.

You have no idea. What is her? Boston, right? But super thick. Jersey, something. No, it's Boston. Like, Tott. When you're trying to say Tart.

Oh. Tart. Okay, well, I can't do that. That's fine. She was like, yeah. Harvard. That's, we're Michaela's neighbors. We should check on her.

Uh, yeah. She said you have no idea how hard it is being an influencer or something. Because she works sometimes till five. Yeah. Then she was silent for a few months. And now here we are again. Just like come back and be like, ha ha. Be like, I already got paid for that thing.

So, yeah, it was fake lashes. Right. But it's just hard. You ruin your credibility when you're like, okay. Yeah, I fully lied and I got paid for that. Right. But I don't think it would have been a huge problem if she hadn't said she wasn't using them. Just don't acknowledge it.

You know? I mean, I've never done a makeup ad. Oh, God. Me neither. We may be able to. I have done an anti-dandruff shampoo ad. We might be going on the tar trip once this is released. I'm going to start doing self-tapes again and submitting that as my headshot.

Pack your bags for Dubai. That is like. We ship out at noon. Like. How fast can you have your bags packed for a moment? They're already packed. And also TikTok drama, that's Scargirl. Have you seen her?

I'm not going to get involved with Scargirl. That makes me sad. Why sad? Because that's the dumbest shit I've ever seen in my life. It is so dumb. It is so dumb. It's crazy though. It's so dumb.

Yeah. But I can't stop watching every piece of it. She was on Barstool podcast. I know. What is she saying? It was like a mild scar. She says and then she tried to treat the mild scar. And then it became a chemical burn.

But the chemical burn has completely taken a different shape of the original scar. So people are saying it's not real. it just doesn't look like a scar. Yeah, so it's kind of flipped itself on the axis, on the y-axis. So why did she get famous because she was like... Because it doesn't look like a scar. That's how she got famous? I think she got famous because in one video it looked completely different than the next video.

I have an idea. What? For her, she could come back and be like, yeah, that was a lie. And own it and be like... And it benefited everyone? Peace out. Yeah. And just like start making other videos.

Yeah. And she has this audience that are Catholic now. I agree. Because when you start on a lie like that, you're never going to get the kind of backlash that Kayla's getting because she set herself up like that. But if she could just laugh it off, that's what I would encourage everybody to do.

Instead of feeling personally victimized by every comment, just ignore them. But people are saying like it's fake because she won't show herself wiping it off. But she had. She showed a Q-tip. I saw the Q-Tip video. Yeah, I saw the Q-Tip as well. People are like, wash your face and take a wipe and whatever.

I feel like the Q-tip was, like, I don't see how that would have been fake. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Check this out. I don't know if this is an actual video. Oh, sorry. Where's she from? That's just the Q-tip.

Maybe Topeka? What do you think? Yeah, probably. Probably, if I had to guess. Yeah. Coming true. All right. Yeah, get ready with me to do a day out in town in Topeka.

But guess what someone commented on that? Elise Myers is from, it lives in Nebraska. Oh, nice. So she's, and she's a huge influencer. I guess she's not really an, she's more like, talent. Talent. Not that influencers don't have talent, but she's more like comedy or like, I don't know.

I just don't think of her as like product based. Yeah, personality. Yeah. She's a personality. Yeah. But I was talking about more like, here's a day in my life. Dubai trip. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Still waiting on one of those. Anything could happen. Yeah. Maybe not Dubai for us, but maybe Topeka. I would love to take a trip to Topeka. Why not?

Kansas, if you're listening, visit Topeka. Is Topeka in Kansas? Where all dreams have come. What? Is Topeka in Kansas? Yeah. Okay.

I think. I hope so. Literally, I've never heard of it until you mentioned it on the podcast last night. I don't think I've ever said it. I think we might be pronouncing it wrong. No, you're right. Okay. Perfect.

Oh, here's Scargirl. Yeah, she's going to wipe it off with a makeup wipe. How would that be fake? Kansas. Oh, it's the capital of Kansas. Oh, my God. Wait, then what the hell is Kansas City? Oklahoma.

No. What is it? It's both Kansas and Missouri. Missouri. What? Why wouldn't Kansas City be in Missouri? Missouri and Kansas. Why would there be two? The way it is. Oh my God. When I was cross-country road tripping, I put in, give me a second. Not, what's the state that's next to Indiana? Why would

I know that? It starts with an I. Iowa. There's two Des Moines, by the way. In Iowa? One is completely down south and one is completely not down south. And so I moved forward with putting in the wrong Des Moines. Took us about three and a half hours out of the way. is Yeah. It was awesome. I got to see a lot of that space in. What was it?

Iowa. Iowa. Iowa. Iowa. You know what's a fun game to play with your friends? Naming all the states? I can do it. I can do all 50.

Oh, I could not name one capital, but if you gave me a piece of paper, I could name all 50 states. We should do that in a bonus. Okay. I promise you can. I just. I swear, I swear to you.

I think I did it as a drinking game. And, we'll do it throughout the bonus. I'll just casually. Just add at it. Add at it. Yeah, I could do it. Okay. For sure.

Cool. Let's do that. Okay. Speaking of TV. Kind of circling back to that. I feel like I've been watching a lot of good stuff. First off, did I tell everyone I'm watching the Mindy Project? I think I said that in bonus.

Best show I've ever seen in my entire life. Well, a lot of people are watching next. It just got re-released on Netflix. It's crazy because it was, out at the exact same time as New Girl. But I feel like everyone was just watching New Girl, at least in my circle, and not watching the Mindy Project. Whereas, dare I say, they're equally as good.

I know, Ryan. They are, like, and the Mindy Project is better in the sense that the guest stars, Connor, you could name any single comedian and they're on this show. Why are you shaking your head, right? Who Girl is better? Have you seen The Mindy Project? No, you haven't. You know what's funny is that dude that's right there?

Ike B. Ike B. Hank, my roommate. Hank was cooking with Ike B this week. Hank made him a... Morgan Tukers. Hank made him a sandwich this week. And then?

And then what? That's private. Oh my God! I know what I was going to tell you. What? Earlier. Okay, sorry. I'm circling way back.

This is just going to be kind of a hectic episode because we're still getting used to the space. Right. And things. The acrobatts is what I wanted to say, but that's not the way sound bounces off walls, right? Acoustic. sticks.

I guess it was the way I bounce off walls after a couple cups of coffee. But, um, so. Oh my God, I'm getting spoilers. I'm getting spoilers. I'm getting spoilers from Mindy. So on,

um, I flew back. My flight got canceled Sunday night, so I flew back on Monday. Yes. But the whole, the time difference in- Your flight got canceled on Monday,

so you flew back on Monday? Sunday. That's what I said. So, uh, Monday morning, I had planned this trip to go dive with the sharks, which I've done before,

and as you go up in Norseau, you take a boat out. And it is kind of this little tiny rinky dinky boat, like not meant for open seas. Now, are these sharks that would eat you if given the opportunity? No. They're non-violent sharks?

No, but there is one that does show up every now and then it's a tiger shark. It's 12 feet. That is one that would... I mean, like, I'm not going to demonize sharks. I know that's a big no-no, but I'm just saying. Because it's their space. It's like a large apex predator that I'm deciding to put myself in.

Yeah. Wait, why? Not to judge you, but like, why? So a couple of years ago, my sister got it for me for Christmas, this trip. And I was like, I don't want to. Same way that I don't want to skydive. There's really no point in me putting myself in danger in that way. Yeah, what I'm wondering about.

Like, why would I die today? Right. If I don't need to. Would you rather die by skydive accident? by shark attack you're making me have the hebees pick one I can't five they're both pretty fucking bad three

two one shark me too imagine your parachute not going I know because I'd be sitting there in the air like like seriously yeah where a shark it's kind of like you don't even have much to think about besides the fact that you're getting ripped apart you're like going through the air and you're like oh my god yeah that's the anticipation

and you're like 400 feet up it's like the last 40 minutes of a road trip and you're like, are we there yet? Totally. The shark attack wouldn't let you think about it. We go. Because the shark will be chomping on you. Right. Well, I think that you would just black out from adrenaline, whereas I would get so bored

tumbling through the sky. You know in Spy Kids when they're falling down that volcano forever? That's how I feel like it would be. Why haven't they invented that? Invited. Invited that microwave from Spy Kids yet where you put, press the button in the full McDonald's meal comes out. I don't even want to get started about things they haven't invented from Star Kids yet because I want those little islands. I mean, I want those little animals that run around

the island. Yeah, you think I don't want the thumb people? You know how bad I wanted them to create? You know how they created mini-sharp mini pigs? They don't exist, but like they made toy poodles. They made toy chihuahuas. Make a toy shark that like I can put in a bowl. Remember sea monkeys? Yeah, I never had a sea monkey. No, they were like tons of little things. I never. even have one. So weird. You couldn't get them in ones. There were thousands. They were this big. What's the point of them? They're specs? I don't know. They were just like a tank of dust. Cool. Then I have a billion sea monkeys floating out of my room right now. They would need to be in water. And they come in a little pack. I don't get how they're alive. Anyway, what were you

talking about? So we take this boat out on Monday morning. We had to leave because we were on the other side of the island. We had to leave the house at 5.30. Go out because the boat left. The boat left. at seven. So get there. It's pouring rain. Sun is not coming up because it's... Is this your birthday trip or what just happened? This is what just happened.

Get on the boat. These guys that do this boat are like local dudes that are cool and laid back and they're not like tourist advisors. They're like stoned. They're not actually stoned, but like they're just chill. Right. But they know what they're doing. I trusted them.

Kind of like Paul Ruddy. and forgetting Sarah Marshall. Need to rewatch the movie because I want to agree with that. Okay. Just Paul Rudd in general. Got it. Awesome dude. One of the best.

Yeah. No, the best. The best. The best. Yeah. Oh my God. If he could come in this base. Okay, so I'm on the boat and it's just starts raining.

We're on this. We start going out. And once you leave the harbor, the waves start picking up. And I was like, these waves seem too big for this boat. Were you not yacking? The weather started getting rough. The tiny ship was tossed. That was the Edmonds Fitzgerald.

From the Dutchman's treasure? The Dutchman's treasure. One to bloom. One gold to bloom. Okay, so we start going out, Brooke. It's hard for me now when I'm... Wait, do you not get seasick? I just started getting seasick.

It sucks. Like, never in my... life have I gotten seasick but once you get seasick one time it's with you for the rest of your life because it's in your head in the back of your head you go I'm not seasick I'm not seasick I'm not seasick but then the more you're like it's like when you're hung over and you're like don't throw up don't throw up you're in an uber do not throw up and then you throw up and then it makes you like you can feel it you're like oh my god the same as a weed panic attack once you have one it's gonna happen every time so I'm sitting there I took a drama mean before so I didn't get sick but brook

I'll put visuals on if you want to watch on YouTube, but I posted my story too. I'm looking at these waves going, there was about a two-minute thing. My little sister, I was trying to play it cool. I'm like, there's no way weird this boat is going to make it. I was like, why are we still going out? We went two and a half miles out into the ocean. These waves, there's no way visually for me to explain. The boat is fully like this, and as we're going down,

there's another wave up above that I was like, that's going to break over top of us and we're all going to get walked away. No, it never did, but I was doing that crazy person laugh of when we were on that plane doing that experience. Oh, yeah, I took two dramamine for that and puked my guts up.

I'm getting sick kind of talking about it. That was real. So, and I'm looking at these dudes, and they're playing it really cool. And you know when you're in a dangerous position, but someone else wouldn't be worse off than you so you try to joke it off

even though you're kind of nervous yourself yes the guys started to do that and I was like I'm watching their eyes and I was like although your facade is very chill and fun I can see shiftiness in your eyes and they start doing that

they're like yo this is sick we never get to see the ocean like this And I was like, I don't want you to say that. What do you mean you never get to see the ocean like this? I would rather you be like, oh, this happens a long time. Anyways, they're like, what we're going to do is we're going to get off and swim, and we're still going to do the shark dive and the boat is going to come back and get it.

Like, because the boat can't sit there because the waves are too big, so the captain was going to stay on the boat. Anyways, we ended up having to turn around. Random. Yeah. But I was just picturing you in that situation, the way that your soul would leave your body and you would die. I would have been throwing up so. hard over the edge of that boat.

I'm going to roll really quickly through the rest of the day because it actually ends with something really quick. Okay. So we had to check out of the hotel because my flight was until 10 p.m. out of Hawaii to California, to L.A. So my parents were like, we're going to leave you this key. You can shower still at the hotel. They left on an earlier flight. They left me the key to the communal shower in the fitness room. So I showered right before I left with all these old men. With dividers in between the shower? No.

The showerheads or no. I was like, why? What's the point? Why? Who is it benefiting not to have a partition in between you and like an old ball sack? Or any or any ball sack whatsoever. Totally. I didn't think about other ball sack.

No need to be agist. Yeah. You're right. Hey, check some balances. Yes. So I shower off. There. And then I head to the airport.

I'm going through. I'm just dreading it. Uh-huh. Like, I just, knew that I was going to get a middle seat. Right. I was flying standby, so I don't know what seat it might I get until I get there.

So get on the flight, I get in the back, and I have my bag up on a middle seat so that, like, if that seat is open, this is a big plane, maybe no one will sit there. And then someone scoots on to get on the flight. Guess who's on my flight? Was it a famous person? Yes. Am I obsessed with them? I don't know. This is someone who.

It would be an ideal person to be a, like, if I wanted to be a famous person, I would choose to be these people. Dach Shepherd and Kristen Bell. Yes. You're lying. What the hell? You're lying. Have I said that before? Yeah, you told me this earlier.

Oh. Dax Shepherd and Kristen Bell. That is insane. That really is. Because you've seen a lot of people. Recently, I've seen a lot of people in the airport. But I was just thinking, I'm like, I guess I don't really, and they're two kids. But I was unable to grasp, like, how A-list people.

go about their day to day because if I'm at a level of a list ship that they're at I would need security and a private plane. One lady came up like immediately and was like hey can I I didn't hear I'm air pods and I was trying to play cool can I get a and he was like not with our kids right and I was like king that's awesome yeah um and she was like but I and she he was like no not with our kids and was just being very chill on whatever but it was like hi nice to meet you and but like we're not taking photos. Right. Woman walked away.

Dax walks away with one of their kids and the woman comes back to Kristen Bell. That makes me like want to invert myself inside of my body when people do that. Let's keep in mind the pillars of ethical clout chasing. Yeah, what are the pillars, by the way? One. Leadership. Two, teamwork. Kind of like the spices, which were the testimony.

Testimonies? Is that a word? Yeah. Of my Quaker school. Simplicity, integrity, no, peace, integrity. Something with a C. Simplicity, peace, integrity. Something with a C.

Community. E equality. And equality. Community, exactly. Yeah. The last S stewardship. Oh, S. Stewardship. So that's the pillars of ethical clad chasing too.

Exactly. Which is weird. that I Ethical cloud chasing and Quakerism one and the same there's a lot of parallels right you just don't be weird

you know like be like a normal person because they want to be a normal person too back shepherd looking phenomenal in his matching mint green sweatsuit check me out by the way Dacking hard today they also

we talk a lot about people that are so young looking I don't know how old they are but they look. They're definitely in their 40s. They could be 25. They're definitely in their 40s.

They look so good and healthy. Wow. I do want to say Kristen Bell, look to me. And I look down because I was like, that's Kristen Bell. And I look back up. Still looking at me. So you think she watches B&CMAP? I think there's a real chance.

Because they're podcasts people. He is. Yeah. But she's probably pretty involved in the day to day because who's on his podcast? Morgan. It's hard for me to. to say at this time. There's a co-host on his podcast.

Armchair expert. Armchair expert. It's Monica Padman. That's what you said. Yeah. Same name to me. Anyways, so they were on the flight. They were really cool. And I was just thinking about ethical cloud chasing and the way that it has developed and the way that it has. And you either have it or you don't.

But you can learn it. Uh-huh. You should do a seminar. I know. Oh, does anyone want to hear? That would be a really good Patreon thing for you. You should make an only fan And have that be the content

Because you don't have to be naked I'm only fans You don't So you can do that on only fans Yeah Well maybe I'll work on that My only fans in bonus today Love it, love it

And I'll name this day How long do we get this space Per episode? Are they gonna come in and get us out? No, we live here We get this space I didn't read the letter all the way through We sleep in here as well

That's why I brought my suitcase It's cozy I had to bring on my nighttime I need to take the painting down and take it home. No, you can't because then this is our home, Connor. Oh yeah. And they got us a little basket for our trinkets. Cool.

And our M&M's. Oh, we've been here for recording for a while already. Oh, look at the time. Okay, well, I guess we're going to do bonus here as well. Got a fun bonus. Keep saying that to remind everyone. Yeah. That away bag?

sexy by the way I should have brought mine you should have I think I think Kristen Bell might have been looking at my away bag Oh that was probably that makes you On par with A-listers when you're Walking around the airport within a way bag

It's this and the other The Dagnie Dover bag Base Oh base Base Okay I gotta go All right I have to pee and stuff

I got a fear of the rest of it is They don't have there's no bathroom in here so Well there's so many Apparatuses I could pee into There's some cups and some goblets. Yeah, okay. Totally.

Well, thank you guys for joining us at Harvard today. We will see you next week. Or in the bonus. In the bonus as well. If you're listening on audio, I would encourage you to hop on to YouTube. We're going to go through, well, TMG Studios. TV for the bonus. Also, hop onto YouTube.

Even watch it in double speeds. You just feel like you're in this space. It kind of feels like one of those videos we watch with calming music in the cafe, in the woods, in the coffee shop, in the library, in the city. It's snowing. It's cozy. Hot chocolate, books. I want to also thank everyone because we got 9,000 ratings on Spotify now, which I've been waiting to get to 9,000 ratings.

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