Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Welcome to Thirst Tok

Episode Date: June 2, 2022

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you're not, you're not going to Bethany Hamilton in the situation and get back in the ocean. No, I am now. I think you should maybe take a visit to a bee hive. What's embarrassing is like adults who are scared of bees, like yikes, red flag, I'm one of them now. I'm going to sprint the other way if I ever see a bee.

I know, so embarrassing. That's going to be like a. They are, like a. They're everywhere. They're everywhere. That are everywhere. And somehow everyone is saying, not only are they fine,

let's create a movement to save them and keep them here. Not to gaslight you. Yeah. You stepped on him or her. He was in my way. Good point. Well, hey Brooke. Hi, Khan.

How are we doing? Good. How are you? Good. Good. I'm feeling really good today for something. Really? Yeah.

I'm feeling good, but not too good to the point where I would get concerned. Because sometimes when I wake up and I feel really good, I think, okay, I must be getting sick or something. Something weird is going on. Something very off. So I'm feeling just good enough that it's not concerning. Still definitely like stomach ache, fatigue. Yeah. That's good to keep it normal.

That's normal. Yes. Yeah. That's equilibrium. Yes. Equilibrium is so important. Oh my God. I can't get enough of being at equilibrium.

I know. It's really cool to do. How's your weekend? It was really, long weekend. It was really, really fun. Yeah? What'd you do? I've kind of mastered my recipe for a perfect day.

Nice. Which is sleep in till like 10, 30, 11, because I love sleeping in. And then go to a pool, usually a friend's pool because I don't, I technically do have a pool in my apartment, but it's not really a place you can really swim in. So 10.30 wake up. 1030 wake up. You're at the pool by what time? By 1231.

Make sure you maximize the UVs. Yeah. With friends. Pool party with friends. You say 1231? Yeah. 1230 slash one. Oh, I thought yours.

Not 1230. 12.30 to one. 1230 to one. Arrival time. Pool all day until the sun goes down. Nice. Well, pool until probably about four transition to hot tub. Yep.

Okay. And then go. home to a friend's house likely don't change don't shower you're still like in your chlorine state big sweatshirt little shorts yeah and watch movies oh that's awesome that's my perfect day that's really cool and you're still feeling a little crispy while watching the movies i love feeling there is no better feeling i agree than taking a crispy shower oh i'm thinking of like leaving the beach and like having a having like some sort of sandwich it can be a cold sandwich it could be a warm sandwich any kind of sandwich after the beach after you've been out in the sun and

and kind of wet all day. Sandwich after the beach or on the beach? After. But I do, I don't mind a sandwich on the beach because I kind of like the crunch of the sand. Yeah, I agree. I agree.

You're not getting, you're not escaping. I used to get in so much trouble for just fisting, eating sand when I was little. You're like actually eating it? Yes. I love, love, love, love, love salt.

So I think that is what I was seeking. As a child eating sand. Totally. Yes. How was your weekend? It was good. That's awesome. Yeah.

What'd you do? Walk me through Friday to Monday night or Thursday night. I guess your weekend probably started on Thursday night. No. Really? Okay. Yeah. I didn't do much.

I went deep sea fishing. Really? No, I don't know why. I didn't go deep sea. I don't know why I said that. I'm sorry. Oh, it's okay. Yeah.

I went to a bar. How was the bar? I was going to roll with it. I kind of don't know why I said that. Okay. I feel like I would have known if you went. Yeah, I would have posted it. Really?

It was just honestly, like, it was a chill weekend. It wasn't as these weekends when it's like Memorial Day or like Fourth July, I feel like everyone's kind of in this unspoken competition to have like the most fun and like, you know, beat everybody. And so I've learned that if I don't try. it's way less pressure and I just treated like any other weekend yes I have way more fun exactly and then I'm not like coordinating a bunch of people to right be somewhere at some time I had a lot of fun it was pretty standard it was a fun chill weekend we went out to malibu on Sunday which is really cool

that's beautiful yeah now last week you mentioned you wanted to redeem yourself this weekend yeah did you yeah that's amazing yeah I didn't do anything that I regret this weekend no party at all Wow. Someone emailed us and asked if we had, and I'm getting, I'm jumping the gun here a lot with the emails, but it's coming up naturally. So I figure, hey, why not? And asked if we had like any tips and tricks for party guilt the next day. Do you? Um, yeah, I do. Well, I mean, it doesn't, it helps other people. It doesn't help me because I tell myself the same thing. I tell me like everybody else. And I'm always like, I think Tinks has a really good one of these. It's like, you're young, you had fun, you did nothing wrong. Uh-huh. No. And, but my,

big thing. It's kind of like being at the gym. You're thinking about your form so much and everyone's looking, no one's looking at you. They're thinking about their form and what they look like. Even the beef cakes are like, I am so, I'm God here in this place. Everyone's looking at me. It's like, everyone's looking at themselves. So true. And so unless you do something horrible, you know. Right. No one's thinking about it past past that night, maybe early morning, but then they move on and they, people are busy. People aren't thinking of me. Party guilt is so, like, chemical. Like, alcohol fucks you up in terms of, what is it in your body?

I'm sure there's something to do with dopamine. Yeah, it really messes up those levels. Like, chemically. Atomone. What's the other one besides dopamine? Serotonin. Serotonin, yeah, it really messes those up, like, chemically. So it's not your fault that you're feeling that way.

It's science. Also, I would recommend, like, get out of the house. because I'm not a No, I am. I'm a, I like, just like stay in. If I'm feeling that way and just stew, that's the worst thing. Yeah, self-sabic.

My biggest thing. That's the worst thing you can do. Here's the best thing you do for your mental. Get busy. I know. Get up. It's so hard because that's the opposite of what you want to do. Well, you want your body to reset.

And this is a very, this is, this is pertinent because it's been a four-day weekend. Yes. Now it's a four-day week and you have that recovery time. If you spin it like I did. Mm-hmm. You need a little time to work. We had to hit the ground running this week. Really?

Honestly. Oh, me and you? Yeah. Didn't really get the like little Monday, Tuesday Monday. Right. What was I going to say? Oh, my trick to getting just like out of it and back. You got to think about your body resetting completely.

So get up, get your blood flowing. So I can get back to equilibrium. Mm-hmm. And then. Oh, we love equilibrium. Today's theme is equalize agent. And, um, and. you drink a bunch of water, flush the system, and eat some food.

And then your mind and body will start to get to 100. That's what I have to do. Thank you. I go on a hike on Sundays, you know, usually. Yes. I could not get myself to do that. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyways, I mean, it was really good. It was, and then this is such a weird week. I'm of the opinion now. Like, after every time we have one of these three-day weekends, I'm like, what are we doing, not having three-day week? It was so nice to have. It really is. To have Sunday, it was like in no pressure. Like, I don't have to, you know, I could go have fun today or I could clean my room.

I think if we had three-day weekends as a law, depression rates would go down. A lot. 90%. People are already figuring out of work from home. I think we can trust. There's a mindset of a weekend that you don't have when, even when you work from home. Like, I don't have, we both don't have traditional jobs and could technically take a Monday. But it's like this whole collective mindset of the Monday.

that makes it truly a three-day weekend. Well, I just, I think that the whole thing is like archaic in the sense that like when I was going to work into an office every day, I was done with my work by noon. And then I had meetings, maybe two more meetings the rest of the day. But in between that, I was like, I'm just like on my computer. Like, what? I forgot to tell you something horrible happened to me this weekend. I can't believe I.

This is just something I want to raise awareness to you because we don't talk. about this happening to adults a lot but I got stung by a B at a pool party. Right. Connor? Once the last time you got stung by a B? I've only been stung by a B one time I stepped on it. As a kid? Oh no. Okay but I when I think of B stings I think of like oh like I was I was I was I had gotten stung as a kid like it's probably just like a little prick like and you know I used to be a teacher and when my preschoolers would get stung by a B it was just like end of the world yeah I was like okay, like I'm sure it's just like getting your ear pierce,

like a little prick, because I didn't, Connor. That was made naked man high school. Little prick. Yeah. I was at a pool party this weekend and I stepped on a B. You stepped on it? I stepped on a B.

I can't, I don't have the word. Immediate flash of white. Okay? I thought I was going to die. Yeah. It was, and I don't have a super low pain tolerance. Like I would say it's pretty medium. Yeah.

I was in the most agony I have ever been Sally Dahr was able to pull the stinger out. But I was so like I was clutching my foot so hard because the thought of letting go of my foot to have it vulnerable and have the stinger out in the open was the worst thing that I could have imagined

in the moment and I couldn't let go of my foot and how embarrassing is it to be a 25 year old who gets stung by a bee at a pool party and starts crying? That's embarrassing. Yeah. Yes, getting stung by a bee as an adult is embarrassing. Yeah.

Which is why we need to raise awareness to know how painful it is to end the stigma of adult bee stinging. Yeah. But thank you. Saladar was able to pull the stinger out. My friend Mike, Mike Schaeffer was able to get me ice. That's good. I think it was brutal. And I'm still suffering to this day with the aftermath.

I think the aftermath of the bee sting is almost more. It's not as painful, but it's almost equally as frustrating because it's swollen and itchy. and it hurts to itch. It hurts to itch, but it also feels so good at the same time that when I stop itching, it's like, it's worse than chicken pot.

It's begging and saying, itch me, itch me, please. It's worse than any type of itch you could ever imagine. Yeah. I mean, I don't. It feels like getting, it feels like that first, the first prick of the needle

when you're getting a tattoo, but then it goes in. It just consumes your whole body and your whole body has that heartbeat. Yeah. You know? And what's crazy is that the bee community and bees and bees

in general have managed to gaslight everybody. I'm just a little bug. That no, not only that you're a little bug, that you need to be saved. We have predators roaming this earth constantly. And we have to constantly be aware. And somehow the beekeeper community has gaslit us into thinking we need to save these literal predators.

And you want to know the worst part? I have a bee tattoo on my arm. I know. You're an ally. That I'm going to need to get covered up because I do not support that movement. It would be me being inauthentic if I said that I supported the Save the Bees moment, movement at this time.

I can no longer save the beat. You can no longer stand with the bees. No, and you know I'm one of the first ones to lead. So you're not, you're not going to Bethany Hamilton in the situation and get back in the ocean. No, I am now. I think you should maybe take a visit to a bee hive. What's embarrassing is like adults who are scared of bees, like yikes, red flag, I'm one of them now.

I'm going to sprint the other way if I ever see a bee. I know, so embarrassing, but they are... They are violent, small predators that are everywhere, that are everywhere, and somehow everyone is saying, not only are they fine, let's create a movement to save them and keep them here. Not to gaslight you. Yeah. You stepped on him or her.

He was in my way. You just I Good point Yeah I'm the predator Am I the predator? Oh my God

That's so scary Really? I mean it's It's something to think about Right That is so interesting How Wow you've reframed everything

For me And I also think the tattoo I was thinking last night Like could be a reminder Of everything I've been through and what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. So to have that wearing that proudly. Yeah.

Kind of reframing. Self-awareness. Yeah, that's huge. Okay. Well, nice. I'm sure we'll- But there are instances where you get stung by a bee without stepping on it, unprompted.

I follow this account on Instagram, Texas BeeWorks or something. For that reason, I still can't support the bees. And she puts her hand into the hive and they call on it. I do have seen that. And she puts them somewhere else and they swarm her ass. And they don't sting her. Yeah. And granted, if she stepped on them barefoot... Right.

Yeah, there she is. Right, there she is. That just B works. I'm kind of rethinking everything now that I step up. I'm feeling horrible. I think it could be really cool for you to get back in the ocean and... Exposure therapy. Exposure therapy.

Have I ever told you about when I had to do exposure therapy when I was little? For who? For me? For my fear of throwing up. There was one time I was in a grocery store with my mom and a kid had thrown up in the aisle. on the floor. And so, and then I threw up out of an immediate response to seeing that.

And so I could never, not only like, could I not go into that grocery store anymore, which was like the local grocery store. When we were driving past it, I would like hold my breath and, and close my eyes. So the point that it was like,

my mom couldn't leave me. I was too young for my mom to leave me in the car. And she had, so Dr. Lori, my therapist took me to that food store. Not only did she make me go, in the food store made me touch the spot where that kid threw up in the aisle.

Did it work? No. I just was like this is even adding to the trauma. You should have thrown up on Dr. Lori. To the food store. Well, that's a really good segue.

So I don't know if exposure therapy will work for me. Well, here, let's test it out. We got a email last, or a voicemail last week that said that this person's favorite hangover food was three ingredients. It's three simple ingredients. And those three simple ingredients are a pickle spear, a dill pickle spear, rolled in ranch dressing, and then topped following the ranch dressing with ground-up hot Cheetos.

And so we have guests on site today called those three ingredients. And so it's 9 a.m. Let's try them out. We do do this at 9 a.m. I wish I was at least hung over. I know. Well, thank you so much. Thank you. It's, um, I just, so I think we test Dr. Lori's theory and put this gross shit into our body right now.

Like, and chase it down with a hot cup of coffee. I genuinely don't know if I can. Well, here. I'll do it together. Did I already tell you I have a stomach cake? Yeah. Yeah. So you do it first, maybe?

What do you think I don't? See, I was thinking yesterday. No, we have to do it the same time. The day, like almost to the day, I could almost time stamp the day that I made fun of adults that get stomach aches to when I started getting adult stomach aches. And I was making fun of Caucasian James because he tweeted, like, nobody knows my tummy hurts.

And I was like, what are you 11 getting a stomach ache? Like, immediately, I had to go to the store and get thumbs. Yeah. So anyway. My baseline is. All right. So I really don't like the guy. girth going on on these pickles are very

diameter of these. Are they like sweet? Because I No, they're a, they're dill. They're dills, so they're not going to be on that sweet Ooh, are you going to get right in there? I was just seeing if they're the kind I like. Okay, well, are there?

No. It's too damn bad. Your bracelet got in the ranch just for, you know, for future. Okay, so we're going to start here and we're going to kind of dip it like this Brooke, we just, it's just like, I know.

It's just like part of the whole situation. So you can get it. I'm stripping onto me now. Tripping onto my black jeans. It's just tough because I've expressed that I don't support ranch as a dipping sauce already, right? I don't support large pickles spheres. Like I actually give them away when I get a hot dog. Is that enough?

Do you feel? Enough. I mean. And you know I don't like spicy foods. Well, these aren't that spicy. They are. I had them the other day as a chase. Okay.

That's probably. enough ranch well you don't whip it off because we're dipping it into the yeah there we go okay so now we've now moved on for audio people we've moved on to to rolling the pickle into you know what it looks really good i'm actually feeling really sick now that okay so here we go cheers we got the hot chitos on the ranch on our i'm gonna do a cold sweat into this flaccid dill spear that's gotta be That's got to be one of the best things I've ever Jason on being serious. That's bizarre. Holy smokes.

I got in that first bite and I go, no. This can't be. This is the last thing I expected. Holy smokes. Whoa. I'm going for round soon. That is really crazy. Oh, who sent this in?

I don't know, but she is. Mastermind. Oh, oh. Looks like I'm stopping at Ralph's on the way. I'm going to get... Gee. Okay. Whoa.

That's awesome. Oh, my God. I don't really have any more words. Just like you can... I have been proven wrong twice already today. Today is a really transformative episode. And that's my least favorite thing to happen. Wow.

That is dang. It really is good. Okay, so to recap everybody, it's a dill pickle. Spear, kosher dill spear with Hidden Valley Ranch. What else? Hot keto dust, as well as little crunchies. And you bust those Cheetos up into a little dust. Whoa.

That is dank. We should start every podcast with that. I can't get over how good. I know. Okay, cool. So exposure therapy, how are you feeling to hot chitos and ranch? I'm so pro. I'm so pro exposure therapy.

Oh my gosh. I need to get it. Dr. Lori's contact info to let her know this is the cure. Holy smokes. Wow. I'm really happy with, I'm proud of you, but I'm really happy with the decision and suggestion by whoever sent that in. I am truly shocked to my core.

And speaking of last episode, we got like the most bizarrely overwhelmingly positive response. We do sometimes get the, uh... More so not. More so not, like the other end of the spectrum there, but I think that... Doesn't affect me. No. I could not imagine a negative comment. No.

Affecting me at all. Never. You guys were really nice last week. Mm-hmm. That is too sweet. So we're going to read some of the comments that we got on the pod. And Carrington said, if I die, can you knit my gravestone? I would love to.

You could knit her a sleeve. I could knit you more so of a gravestone cover with a personalized message on it. But I think if I learned to crochet, and I don't really know the difference between knitting and crochet, but just from my very basic understanding, I think crochet is a little bit more like sturdier and you can shape it more. So I think if I learned how to crochet, I can actually crochet you the actual gravestone rather than just a cover. So, but I think I prefer to honestly knit you just like a gravestone sweater personalized to your life. Honestly, the sweater I wore it last week could just fit over a gravestone. The crap bag?

Yeah. Do you want your gravestone to say crap bag? Carrington. Crap bag. Last name. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's so nice.

Thanks for thinking about my knitting. I've got a really cool knit piece coming before you next week. Yeah? Reagan said this is must watch content. We'll just wait till this week. Yeah. Thank you so much. That's so nice.

The way I instantly recognized Hey Juliet by LMNT When Brooks sang it, Cringy 90s Girl United That was when I thought you were saying MGMT What's LMNT? I guess that's who sung Hey Juliet Does it stand for something? I don't know, but do you know Hey Juliet? Hey Juliet

I think You're fine You really blow up one of the best songs Ever But you don't know the name of the Element T Oh, element was their name. Oh.

No. Yeah, element, pronounced element. Hello. Mind is alone. I don't. I'm speechless. You're mine. Wait, Matthew Morrison was in this band?

No. Yeah. No. Yeah. No. Yeah. Hey, Juliet. I'm feeling sick to my stomach.

You know, he just got. fired from that reality show that he's on because he was sending flirty text messages to a contestant. Yeah. Hasn't he had a couple? He was also dating Liam Michelle. Yeah. He was probably teaching her how to read. I am feeling so sick.

Can we confirm if he was on lead vocals? Pre-fame Matthew Morrison joined the group in 2001, making it a quartet, but he left after a year and replaced by Jonas Perch? So can we Google, was he on, Hey, Juliette? Please, for peace of mind. How could you know? Because if Hey Juliet came out the year that he was in the band. Can't go it over the pickles.

We can confirm it. So good. Holy fart. They're so good. Okay. Maybe if. Holy fart. Was Matthew Morrison a part of Hey Juliet?

I don't. It's going to take some digging. It'll take some digging. I do need the answer, though, because that literally changes the trajectory of my entire life. That is insane. Okay. Hey, I guess I'll put my glasses on. Hey Juliette came out in, in 2002, and Matthew Marson joined in 2001.

For a year. And only stayed for a year. So the answer is amazing. The train was moving at 15 miles per hour and he had 15. I'll do, I'm going to do further research on this and report back next week because this is something that needs to be answered. That's pretty, wow. Oh, wait. Huh.

Oh, no, never mind. I'm sorry. Okay. I was seeing Aaron Carter and I was like, there's no way Aaron. Carter and Matthew Morrison were in the same band. No, but do you know Dream Street? No. Really? Uh-uh.

That was Jesse McCartney's first little boy band. Do you know the song? It happens every time when I see you. Yeah. Incredible. Incredible. I hope that I... That's a Disney song.

No, it's not. It's Dream Street. I hope that I have inspired somebody to go listen to that song. If I've inspired one person to go listen to that song, I've done my job for the week. It's because it is. And Sugar Rush, incredible. I love boy bands.

Can't say enough good things about boy bands. You like BTS? I don't know, really. Oh, you better lock your door when you get home. I don't think I've ever listened to anything BTS. Well, it's never too late to start. Yeah.

I have not either. I just know when they drop merch, I'm going to eat that shit up. That is so nice of you. Hopefully, coming soon. We should drop. We should drop this combo as an edible. She wants to eat the shit up.

Edible merch? Edible merch. We could do pickles dipped in ranch, wrapped in, uh, hot chitos. But we would have to give most of the proceeds to. We could give a percentage of net profit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. All this podcast has ever been for me is an escape. It helps me do life. That's all I would ever want. You know what I have to say to that? That's all I could ever want. Right.

In a podcast. Yes. That's the point. That is the point. I think about being in my old office that I used to sit in and I used to do the most monotonous crap all day. And I would always, I had like two or three podcasts I'd listen to. And it just felt like I was with them. Yeah.

And I was hanging out and I was having fun. I mean, that's just so special because I know I've been in places where I count on just consuming great content for an escape. And to be one of those. It's flattering. It's really flattering and full circle. It's either flattering or this pickle is sitting the wrong way. Oh, no, not again, really? Yeah, but it could be butterflies, too.

Connor pronouncing say, oh, I almost did it again. Aeons, like Beyonce made me laugh so hard, I choked on my Texas toast. Texas toast is awesome. So basically it's a garlic. Is it just garlic bread? Probably. But it's really thick. Oh, it's a garlic bread?

It's just butter. I think, though. Shit. And there's cheese. There's cheese, yeah. Oh, my mom used to make Texas toast all the time. Is it like Rocky Mountain toast? Like, is there an egg in the middle of it?

No, no, no, no, no. It's a bread. You know when you cut the hole in the middle of the toast and then crack the egg on top? This is just, like, Texas toast is so, yeah, and they sell it just made. Oh, wow. So they've already put the cheese on it and it'll be frozen. You can pop it in the toaster. And, like, you just eat a side of bread.

Is it native to Texas? Well, I mean, it's called Texas toast. Right. What's so funny about Texas toast. You get it with, like, canes. If you go get canes, you get the piece of Texas toast with it. I thought that was garlic bread. That's on me completely.

I mean, I think they put a little bit more garlic in that to make it more addictive. But it's so weird thinking back to the dinners I ate in Texas, which consisted of a piece of meat of some sort, chicken, whatever, beef, or steak or something. A vegetable, a large piece of bread, Texas toast, usually, and then a glass of milk. I know. Cold glass of milk. I will say me and my family never participated in milk drinking.

The milk thing, like, I don't know if it's like a southern I know like a lot of people do. No, people did it in Philly too. But Texas, it was like, we drank milk at school. I think they were just pushing milk so hard in the milk community.

Calcium, big milk was pushing it so hard that everyone was just like, we have to consume it at BL&D, breakfast lunch and dinner. N-D, second D dessert. Yeah, I'm drinking milk at dessert. With cookies, exactly. Yeah.

It's just weird thinking about eating like a full meal and I'm just like, give me some milk. Like can I have a glass of milk with my steak? That is horrendous. Sick in the head. I mean, it sounds pretty good right now, honestly, with the pickle. Connor's saying Memorial Day was coming up and he could either redeem himself or dig a deeper grave, spoke to my soul, pray for me this weekend. Yeah. And we touch base on you were able to redeem.

I hope you're okay, R.H. I'm not, I'm making small steps forward. But sometimes I do take big steps back. Yeah. And that's completely fun. If you know what I'm referring to. I do. We can talk about it in a second if you want or not really.

Sure, we can. We can touch on it. I actually slept on it and I really don't give a shit. Okay. Yeah. They give me Nick and Jess vibes in the best way possible. Aw. That's sweet.

Brooke made me watch New Girl. I love New Girl. Because you were doing a bit from New Girl without even realizing the whole period, you thinking you have a period bit is when. Yeah. New girl. It's really funny when we do bits and then I'm like, oh shit, someone did this and I did this on an accident.

Larry David, I was watching like an old Caribbean enthusiasm and he did a bit. Oh, wait, no, it wasn't. Yes, it was. He was doing a bit and I was like, I did that bit in present day. And it was from the 90s and I had never seen it. I used to plagiarize from Seinfeld all the time because I hadn't watched Seinfeld until recently. Weird.

Yeah. I did a whole like picking my nose at a stoplight bit. Yep. And I was just itching. and that was fully a whole episode and I had no idea. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway. The picking your nose and the car is different. That's a really special thing. Yeah. That like nobody really says out loud except you and I. Oh. But yeah. So I guess I'll talk about the thing.

So obviously you guys probably, probably everyone saw this freaking TikTok of this girl posted a video of her avoiding me. It's 10 seconds long. Avoiding me. We don't have to play it. We don't have to play. Basically, she's like, she posted, I don't know if you clicked on her account,

but she posted a couple videos. Oh, great, it has 872,000 views. I think what's most upsetting about this is it has done, it's doing better than any video I've ever posted in the past year. Okay, so let's, I'm just going to talk about it so I can clear the air. I don't really care about it,

But can be, like, I didn't know that they were filming. And I also, like, I'm, I'm easy, but I, I, well, what were you doing in the video? I don't think you were. Okay, so the video, so the video basically starts out, this girl, the video before for context that she posted right before this video on TikTok is like, her zooming in on the mirror that reflects the rest of the bar. She's like, when you see your favorite TikToker at the bar, whatever. And I was like, oh, that's cool. And then this one gets sent to me 20 times in the morning on a Saturday. So I'm having a very normal weekend.

but basically this whole thing was like oh can like she basically approached me and then we were talking she's really nice sweet girl and then I'm with all my friends by the way and having fun whatever at a bar and then she's like oh can we kiss for the picture or whatever I didn't know her friend

was filming and so like you see me like holding this like pack on this girl for like five seconds I'm like in my head I'm like did you get the picture but it looks really just embarrassing Like I'm just at a bar.

We had our, like, one of our producers on the call yesterday, Ryan was like, why are you kissing random girls at a bar? And I'm like, it's harmless. Like, we're, like, everyone's having fun. And it's like, whatever. I don't really care. But also, I never would do this and post it. I think that's kind of weird to do. Right.

Like, again, I don't really care. But I would never take a video of myself kissing someone and then post it without. Well, it's also just like, without consent. I also was not like. I don't know. Something's really icky about this to me. But I am, I'm just,

I'm sorry you're feeling icky. Yeah, it's okay. Just getting this text sent, getting this TikTok sent to me 15 times as I'm waking up at like 8.30 in the morning on a Saturday. It's like, oh, come on. Don't do that. And also people are like, whoa, like,

why were you so drunk? And it's like, oh, that's funny. I went to Jameson's pub to check out a library book. I don't know how this happened. Like, obviously, I'm at the bar drunk. What would I be doing there? Hot yoga? Right, right.

I'm not hitting the vinyasa on the ground at Jamison. Right. It was just like, I'm just like, don't do that anymore. Because if I'm drunk, I'm going to do it. Right. If I'm asking it. Do you feel like you have, like, would you ever consider not doing it? I'm drinking.

I'm like having fun. It's like, yeah. I don't want, I don't want. I don't want people filming me when I'm at a bar drunk. That's weird. Yeah. And especially posting it, I would say. Yeah, send a Snapchat to your friends.

I do not care of it. Don't post it on TikTok. Yeah, I get that. I might just be jealous of the views. I know. Almost 900,000 views on that. Do you get a lot of followers when that happened? I don't know, because I can't open the app because I'm too scared.

Uh-huh. Because I'm looking at this and like, so I'm doing an ad for Supergoop, the really nice, awesome sunscreen brand. And I'm like, you think Supergoop sees this video of me and is. like this is someone we want to work with for a long time right they're like this guy unfortunately needs to be admitted to the to the Los Angeles County jail it's a tough one it is a tough one it's a tough one it's a tough build before and I know you and I know you're just a kisser you're a lover not a fighter you know at the end of the day well I so and it's

hard people don't do that anymore if you see me at a bar we can hang out and have fun take a picture. Actually, we can take pictures when I get my jawline pack. Give me two more months. Well. End of the summer, I'll come back. I get tagged whenever that happens. I get tagged.

Are you jealous? Like, I'll be okay. Thank you, though, for checking in. Anyways, so I've moved forward. Moving on. Nothing like that needs to happen anymore. Thank you so much. Especially if I drink a lot and then I don't fully recall something like that happening.

Was that something that was new information presented to you when you woke up? When I saw the video, I was like, oh, no, I forgot about this. Right. But, like, in the moment, I was like, oh, like, okay, anyways, enjoy your night. That was it. That was the situation, you know? Like, I was like, oh, have fun. Okay.

But, like, I wasn't, like, stewing over it. Like, oh, I just really fucked up. Right. It was just like, oh, like, everyone's having fun. Right. Right. There's live music. Like, it's so much fun.

Right. This wasn't even a Memorial Day weekend. This was the weekend before. That's why I was about redeeming myself in a moral day week. So she stued on that for like eight days. Were you tagged in it? Or was it just like? Millions of times.

No, I mean, did she tagging? Oh, yeah. She tagged in it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no, she hashtagged me. She didn't tag me in it. She probably didn't want you to see. Well, you commented.

Yeah, I commented. Because why not acknowledge it? Why not acknowledge it? Right, right. I don't care. Again, it's no big deal. Right. No big deal.

God, okay, we don't need to look at, we don't need to look at any more con. Okay, well, it was a pleasure. Chloe, if that was your name. I don't know. Her credential. And also, everyone's like, oh, he's such a bad kisser. I'm posing for a phone. I'm faking out with this girl.

Oh, we need to move on very quickly. Anyways, we got to ask a couple times. We didn't even talk about Harry's new album coming out. I don't know how we could have possibly missed that last week because it's truly, I think it's all, I've been listening to and probably, mostly what everyone else is listening to exclusively. Yeah. You know what sucks?

What? Right now? Well, satellite is a great song. It's like my favorite son on the album. Okay. Good to know. Yeah. As it was, can go to hell now.

Go to hell. It's like I skip it every single time. Whereas I wouldn't be skipping it if it came out at the same time as every album. It's just like so overplayed. Yeah. Which is always a fear. I'm scared that's going to happen with this album. TikTok is ruining my life for music.

Music at a sushi restaurant. I texted you yesterday. I really need to, I need to filter out Lizzo. name from every social media site because her music gets just nailed with a hammer into my brain. I need a lobotomy to get Lizzo

out of my brain. Like a little lobotomy. I will never get tick of that song. In a minute. Never. I will never get sick of it. Oh. Sing it at my funeral. I'll talk to you next week. Okay. I won't be sick of it. But just to briefly touch on Harry's house like I think it's his best album

yet personally. My favorite is going to have to be late night talking and cinema. And interestingly enough, I did not go to the Harry's house pop-up. And the lines four hours long, wrapping around 16 different blocks. Imagine having that much influences as one person. Couldn't. I would hate that so much. And people are putting lawn chairs to buy a sweatshirt. Oh, and waiting for four hours. That's insane to think about because my merch launches in two hours. I can't wait to see how many lawn chairs and tents are out there. Yes, but you don't have a physical store. More so just metaphorical lawn chairs.

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Is it BNC MAP when we do it? No, it just BNC. B and C. That's going to be B-A-N-D-C. Oh, B-A-N-D-C. But that does not exist yet. But it will by the time that this goes live. Really?

Yeah, because this goes live tomorrow. You're able to integrate it that quickly. Oh, yeah. Anyways, I thought it was really good. I'm not even like, I like music. I'm not like a super fan of anybody. but I was really enjoying this and I did play it in the Uber. I got the ox cord and I played this.

I played satellite. First song I played. And then I've been doing this funny new party trick. Yeah. It's so funny to me. And I don't know why I think this is so funny but sometimes like recently I've been getting being gifted the ox like a lot more frequently than I usually do and I keep putting on. Is it sex sounds?

No. Because our friend Tristan's been doing getting the ox and putting on like full on porn audio. Like at a party. It's kind of like that. What is it? Ho, hey, by the Lumineers. They're like thinking I'm going to play. Like Drake or something and it's like, ho!

Hey! And like I'll do it with people I don't really know and they're like, oh, cool, cool. Nice throwback. I honestly like sad about like on my end, I would just be like, awesome. Everyone knows the words. You know, if you were just trying to get it, like, people involved, it's a pretty engaging song. But speaking of Harry, okay, this is something that's so, speaking of pertinent, this is going to be another word that I use a couple times. Liam Payne last night went on, I don't know if it was last night.

It popped up, he was trending last night, so I clicked on his name. He went on Logan Paul's podcast Impulsive and basically trashed Zane. Oh, you have to, I update me. And here, and I'll... Because I've always been the least attached to Liam out of all of the One Direction members and I typically don't really dig into his headlines. It was really important for him to have...

Here's what I'm understanding. I wasn't, I never... I didn't know One Directionally. You didn't follow them really. But from what I understand about him, he left the band early. Zane did. Liam did to it, right?

No. Zane did. Okay. Zane left and then they did two albums without him. Okay. So he was gone for quite a chunk. I think it was almost a year and a half, maybe two years without Zane in the band. Wow.

So anyways, I guess the rest of the band has been really tight-lipped about all the crap going on in everybody else's life. Yes. Like Harry went on somebody's thing and had to eat Scorpion so he didn't have to answer the question. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then I guess Nile Horan went on somebody's and had to drink a salmon smoothie. It's very clear they don't like Zane.

And then, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't provide a lot of details. Well, Liam went on and basically was like, I do not like Zane. He was raised poorly, like commenting on it the way he was raised and all this crap. And he's getting dragged directly to hell on Twitter. By Zane's fans? By Zane's fans just for being. Well, basically people are like, how telling is it that Liam Payne is on Logan Paul's podcast?

while Harry Styles is headlining two sold-out shows in the UK back-to-back. And Liam was, I guess, wasted at neon carnival at Coachella with his shirt off trying to fight people while Harry was headlining. I will say it's truly just Harry and Nile that have... Who's the other one? What is the word I'm looking for? Risen. Move forward. Move forward with success.

Well, I think Jane's pretty loaded. I'm sure he's loaded, but like he's not... Like, I don't think people are like, oh my God, like, I love Zane Malick. I think they... Well, they are online right now. Well, it's not a community that I'm familiar with or want to be familiar with. Because Zane scares a shit out of me. Bryce Hall tweeted, fuck it, I'm down to fight Liam Payne.

Can we play a clip from this? The way Harry Dodges questions like the plague, while Liam Payne will air out everyone's dirty laundry for some loose change and a chicken wing. Wait, I want to hear this. Said hi to Zane, and like, Zane, Jake fell. like Zane was disrespectful to him and he wanted to say what's up. So Jake tweeted at him and then he was screaming in his hotel room because the rooms were right next to each other.

He was, and there was a video of it online. Screaming in his hotel room was like, I thought my brother was about to fight Zane and then Gigi tweeted at Jay calling him like ugly and irrelevant and that went crazy viral and you know, Jake is ugly. But he's not irrelevant. Then she tweeted. She tweeted something about get yourself like a respectful man or something. Yeah, yeah. That one didn't age very well.

Didn't age. Oh my God. Well, then he goes on to talk about, like, oh, I was raised this way and my parents are really supportive. Zane was raised really poorly. His parents were not, like, all this stuff, like insinuating all this stuff. And, like, it's not sitting well with people. Right. I would imagine, like, it's one thing to come for Zane, but to come for his parents is an odd approach.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Logan Paul this morning. is there's a hashtag It's trending really heavily today

Hashtag Logan Paul is over party Because he now the Liam fans So Liam definitely has like a fan base Yeah Have started this trend Because they say that Logan Paul ruined Liam's image Okay

And Liam did make the choice To go on that podcast Do they know that? Or not really? I think Did someone tell him? I think it's really a desperate move. I really have to pee.

Can I step out? Yeah. Oh my God, of course. Sorry, I can't focus. I can't focus on Liam pain. Okay. Because my Liam is in a lot of pain right now. Yeah, please take care of.

Okay, I'll be right back. Okay. Okay, welcome back. Thanks. How was your... Pee? Well, okay, so in the bathroom, I think I just realized. So, like, yesterday I was in my car and I was drinking a Topo Chico.

Yeah. And I thought I kind of chipped my teeth. tooth, like on the bottle? I think I did. This inside, this inside part of here. I think you've had that. I've never seen it before. My tooth fully fell out this weekend while I was watching Ma

starring Octavia Spencer. Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen that movie, Ma? No. Oh, my God, Connor. Was it good? You have to. Depends what you mean by good, but, you know, she was in The Help, which is a very critically acclaimed film. and I forget the director's name,

but years later, after the help, he approached her and said, I have an idea. And the idea was Ma. And for whatever reason, she said, let's do it. And then Ma was born. Do you know what Ma's about?

She, like, kills all those kids in the summer, right? There's these group of high school kids who are trying to buy alcohol, but they can't because they're in high school. And she's like, she just comes around the corner at the gas station. She's like, I'll get it for you. With the intent to kill?

No, she starts buying all the, these kids alcohol and then it evolves into her having them over at her house to have these parties because she's like I really does need you guys to be safe and drink responsibly. So she has all these high schoolers over to her house to drink and then she does move forward with more of a sinister plan that involves. Well don't tell me. I won't tell you because you should watch it and it's really remarkable to kind of try to piece together how the team that made the help went also move forward with making them all. You know what else I watched this weekend?

I'm really scared to say it. Say it. What did you watch? Tarzan. Best movie in the world. I love Tarzan. Tarzan. The real one or the cartoon?

The cartoon. Oh, the real one's really good too. The cartoon? Except they cast it. Who did they cast as Tarzan in the... I haven't seen the real one. Because he's white. And I was always...

Alexander Scars guard. Wait, isn't he white? Yes. And somehow this also came up on the most recent episode of Tiny Meat Gang. Really? Just hilarious. Really? Oh, no way. How did...

I just like was really confused by that casting call. Isn't cartoon Tarzan White? Unless he's really, really tan. I think he's really tan. My understanding was that he was like native to... Yeah, I was confused by this casting. Cartoon Tarzan seems white to me. Also, cartoon Tarzan, I was wondering last night,

he could be anywhere from age 15 to 47 if you really look at him. Do you have any idea how old he is? He's 18. Because I tweeted that last night. Is that how you know? Yeah, someone responded to. I could not for the life of me figure out how old he was. He's also like a little too hot.

I want to show you the difference between the, that, yeah. What are you showing? I mean, he's like native to the land wherever they're filming. That's the whole thing. No, because his parents came on a ship from Europe. And then he was raised. And then they got shipwrecked.

Oh. And then they were in that little hut at the top of the tree, and then the tiger killed the parent. They should really consider making a prequel because I didn't know any of that. Oh yeah, no, that's like the first five minutes of the film. Free idea. Yeah, really, really incredible.

Free idea if anyone wants to... I'll be baby tars. Okay. I watched a lot of movies. I got IDed for kombucci yesterday and it turned away because I didn't bring my wallet. I just had Apple Pay. We need to have our IDs on our phones.

Yes, good point. Because I'm not going to lose my phone, but I will continue to lose my wallet every day. I do know that about you. Connor typically carries around a little coin purse, which is the sweetest little thing. Oh, I should have brought it. I didn't bring it today because I'm leaving right after we wrap up here to go to Idaho with my family. When will you be back?

I'll be back Monday. Okay. That's really fun. Idaho's really beautiful, I've heard. It's really, really beautiful. Unfortunately, there's no direct flights where I'm trying to get to. So I have to go through Denver this afternoon. Speak of the devil.

One of the conspiracy theories that was sent to us a bunch of times by people was the Denver airport. and I'm going this afternoon. How weird is that? Also, there's something else that I have to talk about, too. What? What? What? Okay.

Hang on, hang on, hang on. Are you able to tell me about the Denver airport? Yeah, I'll tell you about the Denver airport while I find this other thing that I need to talk about. Okay. Okay. Okay. So the whole thing with the Denver airport is essentially, and you kind of have to see the Denver airport to understand. It's kind of out in the middle of nowhere.

It's this gigantic structure. I've been. Okay. Yeah. A lot of people go, because it's a transfer airport. So it's a big layover spot because it's in the middle of it. Yeah, that's the one with the train. It's got the underground train.

And the thing about the train. So this whole thing, there's this big theory that it was built by the New World Order, like Nazis. Oh, okay. And I'm kind of confused on that piece of it, but there's so many theories about it. They say that it's built by the New World Order in preparation for the apocalypse. And that's why there's the trains and that's why the tunnels because there's bunkers down there. Okay, okay. And then this Apocalypse theory starts coming along,

and there's this big statue that was the talk of the town. And I'm probably butchering this, and I apologize. But this statue out front is a giant horse. And I'm going to type something in before I say it, because I want to make sure that I don't embarrass myself. So there's this giant horse statue out front. And, yes. There's this giant horse structure out front,

and here it is on here. It's creepy as all get out. Yes. And it's got red eyes. And so they were all saying that this was the four horsemen of the apocalypse. Okay. It's one of the horses in that. They're saying the red eyes are kind of envisioning like hell.

And so get this. It's gigantic, by the way. The artist, two years before the structure was finished, look at that. The artist, a piece of the thing fell off, hit his artery in his legs, and it killed. him. Wow. Yeah. And then it Louise Jimenez or something. Yeah, I was right.

And so, and then inside they have all of this artwork that people believe it be depicting the apocalypse because it's all about world peace and new world order. But it's, they're really

hard to look. I'm going to see if I have an image and I'll send it in so that everybody can see it on that. Whoa. And is this, that somebody write this in? A lot of people said talk about the Denver airport, talk about the Denver. Yeah, look at these. These are the images that they have for like world peace. This is so crazy. This is painted in the airport and I'll take a picture of it when I get there this afternoon. This is fully a season of American horror story. It's very, very, very strange. Yeah, free idea. Yeah. Well, no, they already did it. Oh, okay. And the other thing was that it was built by the lizard people.

Wow. Every single conspiracy theory really just meets up here. here for conspiracy. This one I'm believing. Well, because they've now, I saw this also, their CEO kind of leads into it, leans into it. I'm sorry. Yeah. So they now, they say, what's happening behind this wall and they're doing construction? And it's a gargoy bullet points now, gargoyle breeding grounds, a top secret free mason meeting,

an improved airport experience. So they're kind of leaning into it because it's like, it's more fun for people to have these thoughts. And it gets them pressed. Like I'm sure people kind of want to go. Yeah. Yeah. I bet there's a bunch of area of 51 freaks that are hanging out of the Denver airport. But here's a, yeah, look at these.

Really interesting. Yeah. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. Of course. The other thing that I wanted to talk about, which someone sent in as a conspiracy theory, but it's also just really interesting. We talk about manifesting in this space a lot. Yes.

We talk about how you talk about Matthew Gray-G-G-G-G-G-G-Gubler, and if you ever met him, you meet him. Also, someone sent an email, and the subject was M-G-G-Nood. Yeah. And it was just clickbait. And that is a crime against humanity. Not that I wanted to see them or I clicked on it. But it's just wrong.

That is weird. Also advertisement. Wrong. Yeah. Continue. We'll see you in Smallclam. So we talked to Brittany Broski. She's like, if I ever meet, was that a bird?

From me? Yeah. Nothing came out of me. No sound. Weird. Yeah. If I ever meet Harry Styles, she meets Harry Styles. And then, I mean, a bunch of, oh, and then they said the same episode with Britney Brookesky, how many dead bodies I've seen, neighbor dies the next week.

Yes. So that's three like intense manifestations that happened on this set. You told me, manifest SNL. Say it on the camera. Say it here. I know. Guess who calls me yesterday? Your managers?

My managers. About. We're submitting you for SNL auditions because there's, so many, there's, there's, they're casting again. Isn't that crazy? And I got the email that said, Connor Wood slash slash Saturday Night Live, which is the weirdest thing ever. So, do with that what you will.

Claiming. I will also say while we're manifesting, I have been getting a lot of attention from members of the criminal minds community that are the higher ups. That's incredible. So for example, CBS saw my FBI. vest and so they sent me a life-sized cardboard cut out of Matthew, a profile or

sweatshirt, a mug, a t-shirt, I think that's it. And then one of the main characters from Criminal Minds, Hodge commented on my sweater video and said, this is amazing. Hands up emoji. Wow.

So I do, that is seeming like... There is something about speaking things into existence. Like I will be on the Criminal Minds reboot. All of that's telling me I'm going to be on the Criminal Minds reboot because you know, I'm going to be on the criminal minds reboot as a dead body because you know that girl, the merch who was sending me that merch at CBS, she is able to, I know she knows people that are going to get me on that. Everyone's always, if you've ever worked at a company that has merch that is sent out in a, in a, um, she's probably in charge of casting.

What does PR stand for? Press release. Loggatory. Press, public relations. Press release or public relations? Do we know? It's the public race. I think that sounds right.

If you know someone that works in PR, like everyone wants to be friends. Public relations. Yep. Okay. Yep. Public relations. But that feels different than the PR that you would receive.

Public relations is relating to the public. Right. We're in a relationship with the public. Right. So it's like sending out products and things like that. Okay. So like when we get a PR package, it's a, that we have a relationship and we would be the public in that situation.

But you always want to be friends with the, the merch team or the public relations team because sometimes you're like, I have an aunt that's a big fan. Can you send them? I am so busy, but sure. I don't know. That's how it was with me.

Anywho, Dad. What were we talking about? I can't remember. Manifesting? Oh, manifesting. Yeah. Yeah. And then you said you had something else

you wanted to tell me. That was it. That was a thing. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. But, oh, I also met someone

I'm sorry, I'm looking at our bullet points right now. I also met someone this weekend that didn't believe in the moon landing, and that was fully separate from us asking for conspiracy theories. Yeah. And he's talking to me. Where was I? I was in Malibu just at, like, just hanging out at friend's house. And he's like, yeah, it didn't happen.

And he's talking, and I'm like, oh, God, like, what am I getting myself into here? And he's talking to me a little bit, and I'm like, you believed him oh he's getting me oh he's really right in yeah yeah it's tough because me and you he got me by the way

I don't I'm now I'm now of the opinion that this the first moon landing may not have happened I believe that we've been to the moon now and I have other people

that agree with me in the email that sent this in but there's a lot of factors that go into that first moon landing like a film crew I think for what makes what makes it easy for me and maybe you to believe in these kind of conspiracy theories

is that we also don't know anything about what really happened. I don't have enough information on the moon landing to be convinced that it happened if someone's telling me it didn't happen. I also don't really care. How is the moon landing affecting me in my day to day? I don't really give a shit if we ever go back.

Science. You think I care about science? You know, you should. Yeah, I also, yeah, I just don't really care about the moon in general, let alone it landing. I think I have a general appreciation for the moon, specifically because of that episode of Wallace and Grommet. Did you watch Wallace and Gromit?

The movie? No, like the show. I didn't know there was a show. You're kidding. No. They're the most amazing episode of television in history is the episode of Walson Gromit, where Wallace and Gromit go to the moon, and it's cheese. He runs out of cheese, and so they go to the moon to get more cheese and a rocket shit

that he built. Wallace or Gromit? Both of them. You said he. Yeah? I'm assuming it was Wallace. Yeah, and Gromit. How was Gromit involved in building a rocket ship?

Well, I guess Wallace built the rocket ship, and then Gromit got on the rocket ship. And then they went to the moon, and there was this, like, refrigerator robot that was skiing. It's just really amazing. And then something was coming after them, and the fuse. They forgot to like the fuse. I can't believe it took you so long to start smoking weed. Why? This is just absurd to me.

This is the, you have got to watch this episode. Did you ever watch Curse the Cowardly Dog? Oh, my, that is like scarier than the conjuring, like the scariest thing in the world. Muriel! Muriel! What it was? Eugene? Oh, God.

I'm trying to think of, I'm trying to think of the voice. Oh, holy smokes. It's even, it's even just, can we type Encourage the Cowardly Dog villains? There's one guy that came to sell something to this. The salesman. Oh. Him. I think so.

Yeah, yeah. He is, it's sick. The show is sick. Zetas Lapidus. Someone should go to jail for making this show. I'm not even kidding. I cried during this show one time. But like for whatever reason, like I kept wanting to watch it. It was like masochism. Like I was. It would come on and I have to make sure that my parents are still awake out in the other room. It is so scary. Like a horror, like American horror story. Like what's sick mind is like let's make an American American. American horror story, but for like five-year-olds. Curse a cowardly dog walked so American Horror Story could run. I've tweeted that before. You have?

Incredible tweet. It's really true. Thanks. Great Mind's thing of like. Did you see Top Gun? No. Oh shit. Well then we can't even talk about Top Gun.

Did you see Top Gun? No. I'm typically not really into action movies, but I do want to see it just because of all the hype. It got such an insane amount of like people going to it. And I haven't seen like this. I haven't seen any Top Guns. I haven't you wouldn't expect the reaction. It's really special to me because I'm pretty sure this is what my dad based his life off of.

And I think he was in one of the movies. I think my dad was in one of the movies. 99% I think my dad landed a plane in one of the Top Gun movies and they radioed into him and they were like, hey, this one's for the camera, make sure it's really good. And he lands because he lands and gets off because he's, well, did Clint, was Clint Eastwood involved at all with Top Gun? Not at all. Okay, so what's the other movie? This is stupid. I don't even know. But my dad has a picture with Clint Eastwood and him from years ago.

And then randomly, I became friends with Scott Eastwood in Austin. Of course you did. And Morgan Eastwood. Oh, duh. I was one of my really good. Wow. And then I showed them, I was like, guys, look at our dads together years ago. And then we just end up meeting and becoming friends.

Wow, that's a beautiful story. It really is special. Anyways, I don't know how we got there. A lot of the hype I'm seeing on TikTok about Top Gun is related to Miles Teller. Being hot. Here's what I think the hype should be around. Can I interrupt really quick and interject really quick? For our visual learners.

And I'm sorry, Luke, can we type in top, can we type in Tom Cruise middle tooth? Just really quickly for everyone watching on YouTube. Well, let's get into, it seems like no one wants to have this conversation. I don't even know where you're going with this. The image to the right. Yeah, putting my glasses on. Or to the left, I'm sorry. We've drawn a line in the middle of Tom Cruise's face.

What you're going to see is there's a tooth in the middle of his face. Right, his front tooth is more so... He's in the middle. Yeah. Okay. Like, asymmetry makes people attractive. I think that that's what we should be talking about. I think that...

I would never have noticed that. Yeah. Did you notice that, or did you just see this? No, I mean, there's a lot of stuff about Tom Cruise that scares me to my core. Right. One of them is that tooth, though. I'll be honest with you. Okay.

That's so interesting. Now I'm not going to be able to unsee it. Yeah. I never saw it in the past. No, that's fine. Yeah, that tooth is really living in my brain rent free. Yeah. Oh.

It doesn't affect me. Yeah, they say when you join the Scientology Church, they give you that front tooth right in the middle there for free. It only costs you $300,000 a year. One, good one. Thanks. Without dental insurance, that front tooth can be pretty good. expensive. I

Yeah, I feel like you would expect me to be in love with Miles Teller, but I'm not. Oh. And I'll tell you why. I've heard that he is like there on the most challenging celebrities to work with. Like, I have never heard a good thing. Can you imagine, like, if I were that famous and I was not a nice person, I would at least fake it.

Because I don't want everybody to know how much I suck and spend that around. Being hard to work with is so embarrassing to me. Are you not an... I don't understand. How could you not even fake it? Yeah, just be... This is your job. Right.

Just be a little cordial. You're being paid to be here. I just can't imagine being such a brat on set at that caliber. Do you remember any specific things or no? No, I just have heard like he's just the absolute word. That's a bummer. Yeah. That's a bummer to hear.

That's a bummer. And his wife is posting so many TikToks of him. The caption is consistently, hashtag Miles Teller. imagine It's kind of like the girl that posted the TikTok of me and did hashtag fibula Ethically clout chasing your own husband

hashtag Miles Teller hashtag her own name hashtag Top Gun maverick hashtag Top Gun Wow Like what are you getting at here What is your end game? And the top comment is she's seen the TikToks

Because everyone's so horny for Miles Teller right now If I were his wife He looks like Peyton Manning I would not want to be contributing To the general horniness It must be like a power thing for her. She's like, I love that everyone's warning for my husband. Because I got him.

It's fun to go viral on TikTok. Yeah, but like, nobody's immune to how fun it is to go viral on TikTok. Even gigantic millionaire celebrities. Hashtag myel seller. Doesn't sit right with me. She really had to come remind y'all.

Also, if people were thirsting over my husband like that, I would not like it. Whereas I think she does because she's like, oh, I've got him. What I don't like, here's something that I don't like, just in general. So Paramount Poutcher's excuse me.

A little stroke action there. Take your time. Jesus Christ. Is it more so burping up the hot Cheetos and Rand? It's just a combo of a hot coffee. I had a green juice on the way here. A big glass of sparkling water. Ranch, hot Cheetos and a dill pickle

for breakfast. It's just the combo that you. We got to get that girl back in to kiss you. Get in here, Chloe. So this person Fetty Wops, good eye, posts this thirst trap. Yes. And the top comment on this thirst trap

of Miles Teller is Paramount Pictures, his employer, saying, welcome to Thirstock. Yes. Paramount Pictures has an interesting social presence. I want this era we live in where brands act like people

to stop it. I can understand that. It is like really interesting how there is just one person behind the entire corporation. That's like... That's a lot of power

to be giving some... Daddy Teller, and it's like from the Slim Jim account. That's a lot of power to be giving stuff. Yeah. That's all of us. It's like, guys, it's coming me... It's giving me...

I need to brush my teeth after I read one of these comments. But anyway, I'm anti- Miles Teller and he's not on my crush list. Oh, interesting. Okay. Well, that's hot take. Yeah, hot take. Should we...

I'm trying to think of anything else that's really timely. that we should talk about. Do you want to tell me about ethanol? Yeah, let's talk about ethanol. Because I think that we talked about some conspiracies today. We talked about Tom Cruise's front tooth. I feel like it's only natural that we talk about.

Conner's Corner to... Puberty. Conner's Corner today. I think we talk about the fact that when's the last time you were at the gas station and you smelled gas? You know how you used to go to the gas station? You got a little on your hand, and that's what you're smelling in your car on the way on the whole way.

Oh, I think I still smell. gas. Go see when you get gas, which is probably going to be in the next two days because guess what? I have this theory and I read this running out more. I know I have this theory that like they're cutting gas with more ethanol

which F's up your car and doesn't last as long. And so you're going to the gas station more to fill up and it makes it not smell so much like gasoline. You know that smell is added. That is not how ethanol and gas smells inherently. It's added so that you know when there's a gas leak.

Why aren't they adding the smell anymore? I think they are. It might maybe because it's added. It's not consistent. I don't know. I know that because it was on an episode of Friends. And Ross was explaining that to a woman he was trying to flirt with, that the smell of gas is added.

And that's where I get all of my information. Okay? Putting my glasses on to read this. Natural gas in its native state is colorless and odorless. Markoptan is the additive that is added to natural gas and make it easier to detect in case of a leak. Thank you, Ross. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

This is natural gas. We're not talking about, that's natural gas. I'm talking about gasoline. I'm talking about gasoline. Yeah, natural gas is what comes out of your stove top. So you smell it, it smells like rotten eggs. Gasoline at the gas station. That has the same smell, gasoline at the gas station.

I'm talking about petroleum. Me too. I'm talking about petroleum. No, you're talking about natural gas smells like sulfur. Sulfur. Sulfur. Yes. Smells like eggs or a fart. Like a nassy rotten fart.

Yeah. I'm talking about, can we type in petroleum smell added? Let's get to the bottom of this today. I'm telling you. It's all added. It's a combination of many ingredients, as well as hundreds of hydrocarbons of these, benzene is responsible for petrol's intoxicating smell. From a mechanical standpoint, benzene is added to petrol to improve engine performance

and fuel efficiency. It doesn't answer my question Okay, we need some gearheads in the comments This time to talk to explain But I do I'm confident in all being added to gas I like the smell of gas And this is probably

Really not going to be good for people Not like forts I like the smell of like This is going to be really It's going to sound like pollution Pro pollution of me But I like when you're on a lake Or you're on a boat

A farty beach No Oh When you put the gas when you're at the gas station On the water that smell. I like when the beach smells like eggs.

That's sulfur. Yeah, I like that smell. That's like bad, I'm pretty sure. If you can smell surfals. No, but you know when it smells like that at the beach, like when you're driving into the beach and it smells like someone's making an omelet? I don't go to fart beach up there on the west coast, east coast.

Yes, you do, because I've been with you to fart beach. What's farp here? Yeah, just any beach. Is a fart beach? I'm telling you. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be opposition. I'll just never notice it.

I'll point it out next time. Well, I think we should probably wrap up. We can wrap up after the gas conversation. I think that's a good place to stop. I think that's a good place to stop. I'll say this to fire some people up right before. Okay. Love Bo Burnham.

Think he's a genius. Can't finish it. Can't finish him. Inside or the new release? It's not only like kind of super depressing, both. It's also the songs, I don't like musicals. can't I love musicals and I can't do Bo Werner. The singing, the comedian singing.

We'll leave you there and I understand. It just doesn't sit right with me and that's going to upset a lot of people. I understand a lot of people are not going to be happy with us today. And it's completely fine to disagree with someone. Completely fine. I make up all my opinions on the spot. You don't have to agree with me. I just can't do with musical comedy.

I can't hear. I can't hear it. I don't know what it is. It's something about it. It's something about it. Because I do think that he's a genius. A hundred percent. There's no denying.

It's really smart. There's no denying that he's super. smart. All right. I guess we let you guys go today. Enjoy the not long weekend. We're back to normal. Please.

But email us, whatever you want to talk about. More conspiracy theories. I'd like some movie recommendations if you have. Oh, yeah. Just like crazy. As always hot takes. Like ma.

Movies like Ma. We got a lot of interesting just things to talk about, just general things to talk about too. So. Well, keep doing those. Thank you guys. We love you. We love you.

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