Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - We’re Fertile ft. Delaney Rowe

Episode Date: July 14, 2022

Ad Free Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv  This week Brooke and Connor are joined by Delaney Rowe! They talk about their careers on TikTok, the ups and downs of living alone, and the Doja Cat DM drama.  Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights  Email us at [e-mail] !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go to https://squarespace.com/bandc for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: BANDC to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Go to https://hellofresh.com/bandc16 and use code bandc16 for up to 16 free meals AND 3 free gifts! B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's important. Ask it. No, I was gonna talk about ovulating. Yeah. No, I'm not. I'm not gonna talk about ovulating. Tell me, so. Good question.

Why are you scared? Are you scared of? No, I feel like I have this understanding. No, I'm not scared of the female repatriate. Can you tell me what you're understanding? So, ovulation. Yeah. Is that cycle with the moon and the tides?

I don't think. That's awesome. I think that I think that I have some version of that as a guy. Not to make this about me. No, but absolutely too. Yeah, turn it around. Reproductive rights, turn it around. I would never turn those around.

Well, wait, are we supposed to? Put that thing down, flip it and reverse it. I agree with whatever you guys say. I have no opinions until you guys tell me that. He's sweating. I know. I'm sweating. I'm French and sweat.

Connor and I are working on introing and extrowing. Yeah, I can tell. So it's like very important that we introduce you before we get too far. Personally, I lose the plot completely. I was getting warmed up. Oh. Still. I felt, yeah.

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I can. Okay. I'm Brooke. I'm Connor. And this is Delaney. Delaney. Delaney Roe. Delaney Roe.

Thank you so, so much for joining us today. I'm simply honored. I actually brought you guys a little something. Just want to pull this from archives. You brought us a gift to our podcast? Yes. That is so kind, Delaney. And is this your handwriting?

That's my handwriting. Okay. So you wrote this? Yeah, can you tell I'm insufferable based on my handwriting? I can tell that you had notes in high school with like different color pens. The Holocaust. I was just going to say those TikToks crack me up that are like flowers, like balloons, the Holocaust. Right.

So you wrote this. Yeah, I did write that. So Delaney wrote this note. Can I see it? Which is awesome because. So Delaney doesn't know how to spell my name. How did I spell it incorrectly? Is it O-R at the end?

Actually, I panicked a little bit, actually, as I was doing it. I actually, like, I would go as far to say we have kind of similar handwriting. Look at that. Yeah, no, I mean, it's gorgeous. It looks like it's great. I mean yours is better, but I think they're from the same family. Thank you. Well, look, I...

Do you mind if I crack this open now? Not at all. Thank you. Please do. Who else would have written it, by the way? Like, your assumption that I would have something to do it for me? You have a really good team. Yeah, like I do have really good team.

Yeah, I've met a couple people on your team and everybody's like, I can't tell if you guys are related because of how in tune you guys are all with each other. I think you're referring to the manager that I brought to Coachella. Yeah. Yes, yeah, that was good. There was some. So what?

At a certain point, I was like, all right, you're done, like working. We got the shot. And then I was like, feel free to let loose. And he's like, okay, I'm doing shrooms. And I said, you do shrooms. And then, yeah, the boundaries were eroded And we were just friends. Yeah, no, I mean, it was awesome.

We were inches away from Jack Harlow that entire time. Yes. It made me go from like, this is really funny to like, whoa, I'm too drunk to be this close to Jack Harlow. Yeah, I was very drunk at that event. Were you at Coachella as well? No, I wasn't. I've never been to Coachella. And why, why not?

Because I would love to hear your laugh at fun. It's a little bit of mostly not wanting to, just like not loving crap. not loving music festivals, not loving, like, day drinking events, especially when they go on for more than one day. Okay. So it felt like Coachella was maybe not a good fit. Kind of offensive that you would come at Delaney and Ice Culture. No, it's just a little...

I'm just talking about personal preference. It's a one-to-punch. I think I do want to go eventually one day. I also had, like, a family trip plan that weekend. I probably would have gone if I didn't have that trip, but, like, it's one of those things that's like, I'm going because I'd have FOMO if I didn't go not because, like, I truly want to. And I'm glad that you can identify that.

You know, also day drinking, you get better the more you practice. I haven't found that to be the case from me. Okay. Okay. Are you a good drinker? No, horrible. No, she's not. No, she's not. Okay. Okay. It's zero to 100 immediately. I would love to know how many drinks precisely until you would say you're hammered. The thing is Delaney, and this is why it's so hard.

Changes depending on the night, what I eat, on how I'm feeling. This weekend it took about one and a half to like. I noticed. I saw the stories. to like fully descend. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Other times it could take like six and I'm like, I could drive. Okay.

So, oh, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't, clearly. But, yeah, it just, I don't have like a standard formula. Do you know, do you have your equation put together or is it just your wing in it? Yeah, it's, it's six to eight.

Wow. Yeah. I think mine's probably interesting. My favorite version of myself is three drink Connor. I love Friedrin Connor. I can interview for a job. I can read a book to children. I can...

Oh, and you should. I could sell a house. Three Drink Connor is a great realtor. So why do you go past if you love Three Drink Conner so much? No self-control. Right, right. Just a little light alcoholism. I also want to say before we get into light alcoholism, this is Delaney Roe.

You know her from TikTok, you know her from Instagram. You know her from the internet. The P-O-V queen. The P-O-V queen. Yeah. I would say that too. I would say. I feel like it would be shocking to me if someone didn't,

has not seen your face online ever. Thank you so much. Yeah. Thank you. Well, I mean, we need to talk about the fact that I've met you guys before and don't remember. Yeah. We are friends.

Oh. So, yeah. Fast forward. Well, we've met a few times as friends. We are friends. And coworkers. But apparently before that, that's right. We met you as well.

We've been partying together for the last few months. more notably Connor and I as we do famously love to day drink and sort of push the boundaries there we have a very successful ad that we did together you got no commission on that but holy smokes that was successful what was it yeah it got like 1.3 million

views and they didn't even boost it it you guys know what that means it was it was really it was really well done and I wasn't sure it was for liquid IV and that the event that we were at at Coachella with Jack Harlow was liquid IV and when we were doing it I was like how was she going to put this together because we were like yelling at each other

one second. We're laying passed out for one second. We're chugging drinks for one second. I was like, what is this going to be? Yeah. That was a hit. That was so good. It was just like so well done. Thanks. And I like that you didn't try to film it while you were out in the desert. You came home, glammed up and then cut it. She did her normal talking. Cut in between with the Coachella pieces. Go watch it. It was really good. Brilliant. Thank you so much. But anyway, so we had a moment that neither of you remember and this was back when you were still wearing masks walking around outside so this was a really long time ago this is when you guys lived at that house on

suites or like across from um crossroads yeah and i know that because i know that right and this is when we live together this was the common room era oh there it is there's the video that was that was that was Cody in the background yeah god i was i was fucked up here I don't know. We're showing Delaney's video, by the way. That's my apartment. For audio only. I was in a really dark place when I was filming the cutaways right here.

Because I was like coming down from Coachella, I was so convinced I embarrassed myself in front of many people, which I did. But it's okay because I got, you know, my bag. You know, Cody was also filming a liquid IV. I saw his. Yeah, yeah, it was fun. I wanted to be like liquid IV. Like these impressions?

Yeah. I was a part of these But then the next week and for stagecoach I did a video for them So it was good Absolutely So we had Jesus Christ

This is how it's gonna happen So I'm walking down This time I'm going to my hot girl walk And I was like To be honest There was like

There's a chance that I see these people They live in my neighborhood And I was so aware That you guys had just moved over here And it was you know You were with Jack and Saladar And I was like I was walking

and I see the two of you just coming down, middle of the street, no care in the world, no masks. Oh, gosh. No, it was outside. It was outside, and I was being fastidious at the time. But I yelled at you both. Yeah, you're welcome. I yelled at you both.

I said, common room people. Wow. And you both looked at me. Well, I probably didn't have my glasses on, which is why I don't remember. Okay, so you both walked to me. Oh, we walked to me. Yeah, so you were there.

Okay, sure. You would have been able to see me. And I did something really embarrassing. I went to you. I went to Connor. I said, oh, yeah, we both follow each other on TikTok. I had to plug myself. You went, oh, okay, this was like,

I had maybe like 6,000 followers. And now you pass us both of flying colors. Barely. Congrats on a million, you bitch. Thank you, thank you so much. No, I... It was revenge. We talked about...

You deserve it. Yeah, the revenge explosion. I had one of those this morning after my first coffee. We talked about being in dark places post-cochella. That three-month period and had nothing, it's no reflection on Brooke or Jack or Sally Dar, was probably like the darkest time period in my life. Right. When we live together?

Yeah. Oh, cool. Perfect. Yeah, perfect. By the way? I couldn't. Yes, Connor. Nothing was open.

I was, that was like the most weight I've gained, like ever. Yeah. You did look fat when I met you. Thanks. So much for that. You didn't. You didn't. I was like nervous.

It's on video. Like I can go back and look at my videos and I'm like, I look like a, like just a slub. Well, thank you. And I do remember you were taller than I thought. Yeah. And then I. Probably because he was next to me. Well, yeah.

And I also remember being like she is quite petite. Like petite little grilina. Like in a delicate, like cute way. Thank you. Oh my gosh. That's so sweet. I thank you for specifying that. You're welcome.

I want to admit something. So small. I want to admit something before we move on. What? That time period was so low for me that I did ask Brooke if I could maybe try out herself to enter drops. Oh. Wow. I was like maybe if I have some color on my face, like it'll make me feel better.

Yeah, and it does, doesn't it? I feel better when I have, yes. And you know what? The tan slims. If you can't tone it, tan it. And you know what you can't tone? Depression. I look it up.

Depression and a jaw line. You can contour, though. I know. You can contour. Guess what? You really shouldn't. With Brooke self-tanner drops. It was true.

It's used two to 12 and Connor used 13. Okay. I'm darker than you. You're olive. No, you're not. You can take it. You're all of you. You are not darker than me.

I'll show you a picture of me when I've gotten. Okay, I'll show you a picture of me. I'll show you picture of me. Just general. It's general. It wants to do my head shots. No, but I had, I don't think I cried, but I was drinking a lot during that time. You were drooling.

I was drooling. Okay, well, we didn't have to... Something came out on the sides of my mouth, and it took the self-danner off both sides of my mouth where it looked like I had a handlebar mustache that... It looked like I was like a puppet that was, like, hinged right here in my jaw, because it was white line, white line on both sides of my mouth, and then the darkest orange self-tanner.

And people were commenting, are you like... Did you like self-tan at home? It was like umpo-lum-l-o. It was so foul. I wish I had... The picture still, but oh, maybe I do it because it's saved on Snapchat, but I did get a new phone and all my pictures. Yeah. So people notice in your videos.

Yeah. I couldn't post. I couldn't post for a couple days. And then it was, it was, I know the exact time period because it was when driver's license came out by Olivia Rodriguez. And I couldn't, I couldn't even get on TikTok set. That song was just all that was happening. I love an excuse to not post for several days. The hamster wheel of content creation stays keeping me in a depression.

Yeah. Yeah, not to like... You are so consistent though. She is. I was gonna ask you like, do you just wake up every day and like sit down with a notepad? Yeah. We really... Yeah, I have a like whole schedule now because, yeah, no, I feel very much constantly chasing the dragon there, which is the validation from... For sure.

You know, it's like, I don't feel right. I don't feel right if I'm not posting, which is so so sickening. It's so sickening. Yeah, from 11 to 2 is my time. That's a good a chunk. I was reading, I'm like obsessed with Joe Dapital, and I was reading his book, or no, I was doing his master class. I bought the master class.

You did dog. I know, I know. Well, I'm doing this. Well, I'm not going to talk. SNL, SNL. S&L. Working on that stuff. But he was like, it's a job.

So treat you like a job. Block out those hours and sit down and write for hours. Like, do act like it's your job. Yeah. It is your job. That's what I do. Yeah. On the contrary, though, I tried so hard to like block out time and be like,

I'm going to think of ideas. And the ideas I came up with. when I was forcing myself, we're just like so bad. That's such a good thing to mark because when you force it, people can tell. Because my step is usually just like,

oh, this just happened to me. Let me record it. So when I sat down and thought of things, it was like, Brooke, like this is, what are you? Yes, you guys are both very much yourselves, which is kind of the difference between our content. You know, you guys are the characters.

Brooke and Connor, I'm not really delaying on there so much. Like, I'm doing something else. I think there's more of you in your characters than you think, though. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because I feel like you could hop out of that really easily, like when you post a video like you did and it gets 1.2 million views and it's an ad because it's so organic to me.

And it, like, plays over so much. But enough dick writing for Delaney. I was going to say we were talking, we were talking when Delaney got in about, like, living alone, and we all three live alone. So, like, I think living alone also. Let's all touch tips on this. We're having a lot of sexual innuendos today as metaphor. It's me.

I just, I'm ovulating this week. I'm going through so. I don't know what I'm going through, but it's not good. Yeah. Just like from a body standpoint. Not good or like good? No, really bad. Just like really, really bad.

Because in the way that ovulating is like very. I think I just have cramps. Okay. Maybe at the end of the day. Yeah, yeah. But it's hard, it's hard to say. Wait, no, I'm not going to ask it. You can.

Why don't you just ask it? It's important. Ask it. ask it we did get some construction feedback from construction feedback from someone saying that we pause for too long and that we must be new to this

thank you so much for your feedback we didn't ask I living alone living alone no I was going to talk about ovulating yeah no I'm not I'm not gonna talk about why don't you want to tell me so why are you scared of no I feel like I have this understanding

no I'm not scared of the female Can you tell me what you're understanding? So ovulation. Yeah. Is that cycle with the moon and the tides? I don't think. Does it ebb and flow in the same way that? It does ebb and flow.

I think for normal people or like people, not normal people, but like people with regular cycles. Normal people. People with regular cycles, it's two weeks after like your period. You start getting very. You just like, is the egg descending? It's when you're like primed for basically having sex. to have a baby. You're most fertile.

Yes. And so you're sort of, the way that I feel something happening with your eggs for sure though. Yeah, I feel sort of I feel incredible about myself.

Oh, I don't have that. Like skin, hair, everything I want to go out. I'll like go to... That's it. That must be like a primal thing. Yeah, and I'll just like follow that.

I'm ready to... I'm like to get a mate because I'm so... Guys, by the time this episode airs, Delaney will be out on the town Thursday night, ready to...

I'll be a cafe Stella. like I am every weekend or tenants of the trees, please come. She's gonna be leaning up against the wall in the shadows. Right, I'm just to be pumping a doorknob. Yeah. Primal.

That's awesome. I think that I have some version of that as a guy not to make this about me. No, but absolutely too. Yeah, turn it around. Reproductive rights, turn it around. I would never turn those around. Well, wait, are we supposed to?

Put that thing down, flip it and reverse it. I agree with whatever you guys say. I have no opinions until you guys tell me that. He's sweating. I know. I'm sweating. I'm French and sweat. Now, I'm going to crawl out of this hole saying that...

Back to living alone. Living alone. I think that it's tough because when I've had roommates, those are some of my most successful videos because people see when you're having fun. And I wasn't aware because my friends are so fun that not everybody has these awesome funny friends. And I'm finally getting back to a place in my comedy

where like, I'm posting stuff that I think is funny. Are you talking about when you live with me inside Arn-Jack and you were the most miserable you've ever been? Exception. Exception of the rule. exception to the rule. But I'm just, I'm really glad. The most fun I've ever had with roommates was in college and I'm so glad I didn't have

TikTok because I would have been in jail. Uh-huh. Right. Or have like 5 million followers. Yeah, these kids. Why is everyone 19 on a sudden? No, I'm really glad that I didn't have any sort of social media presence before I turned. And you guys are younger.

No, we're, we're, we're, how old are you guys? I'm 26. You're 26. I'm 26. Yeah, I'm 20. We're Doja Kats. We'll get it to that. You're kidding.

Oh, yeah, we should. There's too many loose ends right now. Hold on. We have to. Real us end, the line. We have, please. Why, are we inviting you? There's always so many.

We have your gift. Brooke, did you bring her gift? You have it. Okay. You guys can leave it with my publicist. Who's here? Well, Connor can give it. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Thank you so much. It's a deep time with, and then. Is it to say that, like, when we're all, all together, you lose track of time. Yes. That's what I thought you meant. And when we're all together, it's three, shut up, 40 p.m.

Cable ties? Two zip ties, because you never know when you need them. You never know. It makes it really easy to tie up those loose ends. You guys knew it was ovulating, so you brought the zip ends. Yes. Thank you, Delaney. For tying those loose ends.

We could really, really. So where were we? Living alone real quick here. I just wanted to ask you guys, as far as, like, you know, our, what we do is already so introverted and narcissistic. Like we're spending all day thinking of ideas about ourselves and then posting it and then checking the comments. Thank you so much.

Another one. Another one. I think you're giving me too much credit with my working. Yeah. Okay. Well, let's just take it. Just take it. And, you know, then you spend time reading comments and then, you know, doing emails and zooms about

more of your stuff, like your podcast or whatever you're working on. And then you kind of realize you look up, you've been alone all day, you're in your apartment. And then there's this like sense of like, oh my God, I've been thinking about myself for seven hours and then going out into the world after that. Like sometimes I forget to even go for a walk. Like there'll be days at a time where I don't leave my house.

And I do think it's contributed to like this sort of looming darkness that I've been bringing around with me these days. I don't know. I don't see a looming darkness if that helps. You seem like. I'm wearing a lot of, that's right. I'm wearing a lot of highlighter as well. But I don't know.

Yeah, I think that it is like a, it's a very, you're walking the line. The highs and lows are so intense. Yeah. High are high. Loes are very low. Yeah, it's like a manic episode constantly. You've always said that. And it sucks.

It's all really dependent on feedback you're getting from. Yeah. Other people. Yeah. Yeah. I was in a bad mood yesterday and then I noticed my video started moving and I was in a good mood and I'm like, that's sick. It's that high. It's like truly like I can't imagine that there's any drug that does the same sort of.

No, no. thing. I'm looking to try Yeah. Yeah. I would love just an equalizer. Yeah. Yeah. Like I don't really, I've tried to do my best where like if a video's doing really well, I'm like, cool. It's doing well. So that when that video is really shitty, I'm like, don't care.

Oh. I'll post another one. Are you a big deleter? Do you post and delete? I've been really good about not recently. I have it in a few weeks, but hell yeah, I would delete. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah. And what's so embarrassing is that like, You know, my friends or family will check kind of right away when I post something. And so they will then check back later and they'll see that it's gone.

And then they know that I've deleted it. I'm like, oh, it feels icky that you know that I know that it's bad. Right. But I think that's, I think there's a level of self-awareness that's healthy. You know, it's not like I'm God. Everything I post is amazing. Right. Yes.

I speak of the devil. People are very aware when you do, there's other people do besides your family that see things right away. We got an email in the inbox titled Conner's flop era, question marks. Okay. And it was a screen show something I deleted. So thank you so much for

keeping up. Yeah. I think an issue with the Condassian. An issue I have is that like I'll and I did this last night I'll make a video and I'll think like this is so funny.

I'm proud of myself like good work. Right. What? Good work. Good work Brooke. Like kiss your brain. You're great. Post it.

Doesn't get a lot of likes. And I'm like oh my God, Brooke. What were you thinking? You idiot. You're not funny. We're all living in the same life. And I had thought it was funny before. Yeah.

when I was the one like praising myself, but then when other people come in, the external factors make me decide. Shadow Ben, shadow Ben. Yeah. Obviously. Oh,

I actually did get it the other day. Brooke and I made a video. Oh, yeah. It was people were like, why did you delete that? I'm like, I didn't. It's under review. I can't even,

it's been under review for a day. Do you guys have like a TikTok rep from behind the scenes there? I text her every day and I go, hey, will you check if that's flag? You're a really good. You're good at your job.

You really are. You're good at your job. You really are. It's all I have. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Same.

But. I should, I have a, yeah, I have really nothing else going on. You guys have a podcast. Like, you have other, you guys, you have a hobby. You are amazing at it. You have a, you know, do you also sell them? I'm going to. Okay, there you go.

There's another outlet. But it's just like, I don't even know how to get my Etsy working and the thought of that. It's just like too much to bear. So it's like, I'll just like not. Sure. And beyond work, are you dating? Um, In an imperfect world, I would be.

Okay. But I scroll through Hinge. The world that we're in, so. Oh, yeah, so it's not a perfect world, so I'm not. But I do swipe through Hinge. Okay. Are you dating a lot? How has it been?

I always ask people, like, especially internet people, it's hard to put your face on an app now because it's just like, oh. It's been a lot of, like, people will send me a message, like, quoting a video or something. That doesn't bother me. I like it. I like it. Like, what else am I out here for? I don't like it when people pretend.

that they haven't seen my videos. Yep. Oh. That's weird. And then they bring it up later and I'm like, just be up front. Yeah, I've had that happen and then like they'll say afterwards,

I knew, like, low key, like, I knew. And I was like, oh, okay? Like, that's fine. I really don't care. What about you? You, weren't you seeing someone or something? Do you want me to not bring that up? Okay.

We're moving through. We haven't, obviously, we haven't been back since the 4th July or before the 4th July, so we've got a lot to catch up on. Brooke and I have our notes page that we try to keep pretty updated as we go on. But a lot of the stuff ends up not really making sense when I go back and review it. And my top bullet point for today was crazy sex kinks and electrocution. We don't really have to touch on this, but I did meet a girl at a bar two weeks ago

who was talking about her cattle prod that she likes to bring into play. So I'm going to need to hear that again. I asked very detailed. Is that like a branding? No, it's elect, it has prongs. Cattle prong. Prong, not prod, yeah, you're right. Oh, prong.

And she likes to be electroed on her nipples. On her nipples? Did she have it with her? Did she have the apparatus? I asked like, how big is that thing? Can you travel with it? That's what it looks like. Okay. So it is large. It's like nothing to be. And that go, that top part goes on the nipple and you shop. I think you can put it on really anything, any orifice. Yeah, like in any sort of, any sort of, any sort of, uh.

This is, ending. Reminding me of that. Have you guys watched that new show, how to build a sex room? No. No. Oh, me neither. I haven't watched that. But they have something like this in some of the sex rooms that are built. And you know this just from the trailer.

I've seen like random things on the internet. That's so crazy. I'm not going to write off the cattle prong. Really? I'm not going to write it off. Okay. I'm not going to write it off either. I think that's great.

I think that could be kind of fun. Was that the only thing? I think I am going to write it off if you don't mind. No, you're not going to offend me. That's 100% your prerogative. So was that all that she was into? Or was there other things? No, she went on, but I was kind of stuck on the cattle prong,

electrocution kink. Like how much voltage is too much voltage type thing? Right. Like, do you want to be? Right. No, I think it's great, especially as, you know, you get older and you're in L.A. I think. She was 24.

Okay. I feel like if you get to the cattle prong stage of your sex life at 24, it's like. In her cattle prong era I'm in my catapron era What happens at like 30 In 10 years? Yeah A Sibian machine

What's that? It's a saffatting saddle See that sounds a lot better That's just sitting on a dryer Like a water and dryer It's a vibrating saddle And it's you sort of You know you sit on it as one wood

Not side saddle You're doing Right Western Western medicine and it just it gives you very intense orgasms apparently by the way that sounds fine like like yeah that seems to me like the precursor to the what's that thing called the cattle clamp so we're just western themed yeah like we're just we're having an orgy at saddle ranch later that seems more of like less intense that seems less intense to me yeah yeah yeah visual demonstration by Connor for those audio listeners moving west Down. Whoa. Okay. Anyways.

What did you mean when, oh, sorry, do you have more to say? No, no, that's it. I mean, that's really it. I was just curious. I just wanted to chat about that and bring it to light. Thank you for bringing that. Clearly you haven't been able to stop thinking about it. Yeah, no.

It did take me back a little bit because I'm like, at what point, like, if you were to go home with this girl and, or like, you guys go home with a guy from a bar. And they, because she was, she's totally, no way. She was a cool girl. and then you get there and she's like She's actually coming here. No, no, no, we were just chatting. And I was like, at what point do you pull out this device? I'd be like, do you need to kill a bug or something? Like, what are you doing with that? It's like, oh no, I'm going to put this on your

balls. How do you work that in? Well, I think you talk about it before. Communication is key. Yeah, Shoki. You would pull it out. I think that's sexy. If she brought it out and she was kind of like, by the way, this is what this does. Are you interested? Yeah. Yeah. And then obviously you'd say yes, because look at you. Yeah. And that's as simple as like.

We should dive into that, whatever that nod was later. But, okay, moving on, I had just, I watched an interview with Aaron Carter and Stevo. Did you see that? Yeah. Aaron Carter went into his relationship with Michael Jackson. Yeah. And I was, I didn't know what to, did you see, oh, I uploaded my headphones. No.

Do you want to talk about it? You really don't know. Well, I think that's old news. Oh, okay. Never mind. So I saw this video, or this, just a clip. of him talking about the whippets, or not whippets. Puppers?

Sucking nitrous from a keyboard cleaning. That will kill you, by the way. So, right. It's amazing the things that people find. Yes, yes. And he was like, I'm now on medication to sort of like reverse some of the irreparable damage. It kills your brain. Yeah.

I feel like I've done that incidentally, just like. Have you ever done whippets? No. Like from a... Are they the same as pocket? No. Poppers is the you in the nose there. Have you done poppers? Yeah, fun. Love them. Fun, until I learned, again, damaging. It's like, hardly damaging. Is it damaging? Of course it is. Freaks me out. Really? Everything like that freaks me out. Everything good is damaging.

That's a damn shame. I thought they were the same as like smelling salts. Just like, I think they are. Or maybe a little bit more in 10. I don't know. I think they're poppers. Those are whippets. Oh, no, I don't. No, smelling salts are not poppers. Smelling salts. I thought they were. At the, I think they were at the. end of the day. Are smelling salts bath salts? No. No. There's just like really strong. I think for athletes, just three people who don't do drugs. Yeah.

I was talking the other day about when I was in New York, I was running on the, on the west side Iowa, which is where like everyone that looks like they like live in a whole foods runs. That's right. And I like finished my run and I took the elevator up and I was like, I feel for the first time in my life the runner's high. And I was, you said everything. good is damaging. I was like, no, this is, I feel it. I thought it was a room room that people were making up. Runners high runners. I was like, shut up. And then I got it for the first time.

And then I changed and I went to take the elevator back down. And I saw a sign on the elevator that said, do not use the elevator for like the next couple hours, strong fumes. We paint. Wow. It was just a normal high. It was just a normal high. But it was free. It felt really good. I took the elevator back down. Can I ask you, how does that high compared to the high of, you know, getting like 5 million views on a tick question. Honestly like pretty much equal except the 5 million view thing. It's like I can ride this for a little.

I can ride this a saddle. You can ride that Sibium machine. I honestly think the paint high is probably a healthier alternative. Yeah. 100%. That views thing is so dangerous. But honestly, I'm sorry to make it about me.

Please do. I'm getting the same high from posting videos that I think are funny. That don't do as well. That's great. That's great. That's what I've been doing recently. That is great. I can't wait until I get there.

I'm sorry, I'm just going through my bullet points today. Fine. Do you want me to talk about one of mine or do you want to go? Go ahead, please. I'm jumping in whenever we have a lull here. No, that's fine. One of my bullet points that Delaney, I briefly ran by you yesterday is I've been having a lot of technical grievances recently, which are things on certain apps that have been really, really pissing me off. And I want to air those grievances out in the hope that somebody from either Instagram or TikTok is listening. and we'll hear, and also that people that may have experienced the same frustrations can feel seen. Let's hear it. So my first grievance is that on Instagram, and Connor, I've talked to you about this every single day.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I can't stop talking about it. There's a Reels tab. You're familiar with the Reels tab. You're a Reels clean. Of course. And you have the option to post your Reels in feed when you post your Instagram.

So they're on your main feed and cloud up that field. Cloud up that feed, right? And there's the option to post your Reels in feed. Remove them from your feed so they're just in your reels tab. So a while ago I decided I only want pictures on my main feed. So I had removed all the reels from my main feed. Now I want them back because I want my page to scream content creator rather than just picture. You cannot add them back to your main feed.

Yet. Well, Connor, you were able to add them back in the Instagram version of 2020, according to Google because I've been Googling obsessively and I've been on a lot of Reddit forums about why this is the case. So I tried to jailbreak my phone and download the 2020 version of Instagram where you could put your reels back on your feed. Broke my phone. Spend about six hours downloading different viruses. Phone stopped working. Did not stop there. Kept downloading. So now I have a new phone.

I have an iPhone 13 Pro Max now, which I love. And you know what? You still can't add reels back to your feed on an iPhone 13 pro max. Let this, for all you listening and viewing, let this just like show you the neuro. that you develop as a full-time contact video. I mean, I spent eight hours on Reddit downloading different viruses to get my reels back. Yeah, just to get that. And guess what?

I'm still doing it on my iPhone 13 Pro Max. I'm going to need a new phone by next week. Yeah. Jack Martin did that. He took all of his shit off. He did? Yeah. Yeah.

And now I... Because guess what, Jack, you're not going to be able to get this back. Well, he's a capital A actor now. So he's like, I don't need these reels on here. Do you want to act? Yeah, I do. And I do. I did a movie this year, actually.

Really? Yeah, my first movie. I knew that. I didn't. Tell me about it. I have a very small role, but I play Nick Vyle's wife, and he's playing himself, and I'm playing a fictional character. And it's a movie about, it's called The List. It's the stars Halston Sage.

Is that a book, a Y-A book? No. Oh. No, so, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh, you have an IMD-BP. That's so crazy. Whoa.

That's crazy. How dare you bring that up? Wow. I have a great picture of you, by the way. How dare you? Delaney Marie Rowe is an actress and writer known for the list, Buffalo chicken dip and the wine. So, yeah. This is jarring to see, but the movie is the interesting concept, which is basically about, you're like the list of people that you can have sex with and get away with if you're in a relationship. Oh. Yeah.

Like Hall Pass. That's exactly. It's Hall Pass. But the female version of that. And so she's on her journey, Halston Sage's character, to have sex with somebody because her fiancee did the same thing.

You would break up with him, but not in this movie. And she, one of the guys on her list is Nick Vile. Like real life. Actual Nick Vile, yeah. So anyways, I play like his partner

who kind of comes and breaks the thing up. But yeah, acting with him was fun. That was his first movie too. It's so cool. When does it come out? End of the summer. I saw him post something about it. Oh, whoa. He did?

Like a while back. Okay, I don't follow him. Where will he be able to watch? How was he, how was his acting? You know what? He was such a good, like, sport. Like, he could take the jokes, like the roast. Like, he was a great sport.

Yeah, he's good. He's less of a good sport at game night. Okay. All right. Let that be known. There's some separate. Did I miss my invite for that? I wasn't invited.

Oh, okay. Okay, perfect. Okay, perfect. It was really funny. But, um, that's incredible. Oh, wait, no, no, back to Instagram. Okay, we, Jack Martin, here we go.

Tie that loose and right tap, baby. Good job. So, okay, back to, the grievances, huge one that I have with Instagram, and you guys can definitely relate to this, is not being able to search who's looking at your story. Yeah.

I think it's a health thing, though. I think it's honestly healthy. Or it's not healthy because then I have to scroll through, and after a certain point, it won't actually show you. Right. If you have a certain amount of followers, it doesn't show.

It won't show you. It should be showing me all of the people that I follow that have viewed my story. There should be a priority list. Right, there should be a priority. It's just like, if this boy that I want to know if he's watching my stories, watch my stories, it's possible that I just won't ever know.

That's exactly. And that's the. And I'm like, I've posted this just for him. Yes. And I'm never going to know if he saw it. Yeah. What the hell? That's unhealthier.

I don't know how close you guys are. with these people you're talking about, but you could make a close friend. And only put him. I've done that. Yeah. Not if he's new. You can't.

Not if he's a new addition to the roster. Are you guys on? There's some people that put me on their close friends. I'm like, we are not close friends. And I'm screenshot in this. It touches me. It touches me.

I'm like, nothing is nicer than a nickname or a close friend's ad. But it sucks because it puts this weird thing in your court words. Like, I guess I should add you to my close friends, but I don't really. But there's a possibility that you don't have a close friend or that you don't use it. Like they don't know. How many people do you have on your close friends?

Like 41. I use my close friends more of like this is the people that I know. I have 260 people. I have a lot. I have a lot. See, that to me says more, that says a lot about you. Yeah, because I'm an ethical club chaser. So I think of this as like, oh, now we've kind of breached.

Who's the most famous person on your close friends? I cannot. I don't want to disclose that. I'll tell you afterwards. There are some like A-lister's on there. I really do want to know, though, if you guys have ever really embarrassed yourself in front of a celebrity and if you're willing to share me? No. Wait, hang on, hang on. You should tell your stories.

Please tell. Which one? You should tell the story. Well, tell us. I've already told them all. We told Louis Capaldi. Oh, I don't know. What?

It's like not even funny. It's just like ridiculous. No, it's actually genuinely the funniest thing I've ever seen. Because Brooke. You can tell it. Okay. My brother, you tell me. Have you been to On the Rocks? Oh, yeah.

Okay, so on the rocks is like where people go to die. Like, it literally is this bar that you have to, it's invite only. Like, someone has to have a key to this bar. It's where you go to, like, flirt with chlamydia. Yeah, no, genuinely. But you go up there and it's not that big of a, it's not that big. It's like pretty, it probably holds like 100 people and there's like little. It's like half of Conner's close friends is that.

Yeah, half of them are there. Like, good call about Delaney. Nice. Tie up those loose hands. The last time I went. was just like the growth I think it was that night it was like the most insane and I was like one of those nights I'm not drinking. I drove there and I was like,

I'm just gonna park and I'll obviously left my car, got towed. But this night, like, someone DJs and you kind of dance around and it's a lot of ABBA. But like, you look around and like, MGK was there one night and you turn around and like, it's just insanely, like, diplos

DJing and it's like only a couple people no one cares. And it's- You also can't see anything, which is probably why they can't see. You can't hear. It's like literally. You're on the rocks. That museum where they deprive you of all of your senses.

It's that. It is a, what is it is, what is, What is it called when you get in those? Sensory deprivation tank? Sensory deprivation. Yeah. On the rocks, yeah. But anyways, we go there and I had a lot to drink.

Famously. At some point. It's the ape beverages. Yeah. I did too at this difficult time. Yeah. Yeah. At some point, we met Louis Capaldi and then...

No, that's not what happened. I wouldn't know him if he fell on me. He's on my... I have this like running crush list and for whatever reason... I'm aware of it. It's a really good list. Thank you, Delaney. I like keep seeing these people.

that are on my list. That's because we're calling them in. I think I'm manifesting it. And I had been going through a really weird period where I thought everyone was Lewis Capaldi because I couldn't stop. I couldn't stop listening to Before You Go. Like it was just like more, I wake up, listen to.

Before you go. That one. Nice, guys. I could check if that was. Every car ride before you go. And this was, I had probably. Wait, Brooke, was it the one where he goes, Before you go.

Yes, good one. That was the one. I just wanted to check and see if that was. the right son that you're guys I think we all are aware of him now at this point anyway and I'm just thinking about no my pictures are all gone I don't have the pictures

anymore I have them okay what did you do to him so basically I saw Lewis Capaldi who in my mind I've seen 16 Lewis Capaldi's already that day so it's like not really a big deal I went up to him and I was like hi Louis Capaldi like really like thinking it's like one of my

whatever like take a picture with him like I love you Whatever. I'm taking 80 pictures. I'm taking 80 pictures. Connor's taking 80 pictures of me and fake Lewis. And then so they all end up, by the way, this, okay, so they all end up on her stories. Oh, every single one.

Louis, Lewis, he's hugging her, he's hugging her, he's hugging her. No, main story with before you go attach. And then I'm playing before you go. Wait, how does that one go? It's before you go. Got it. I also was able to play that song for him as if he hadn't heard it before. You know this song, Lewis?

I remember you doing that. And then so anyways, it's... Picture of Brooklyn Lewis, picture of Brooklyn Lewis, the song restarts every time on her story. It's before, click, before, click, before, click. And then all of a sudden the camera flips and it's me and the oldest woman you've ever seen in your life. And I'm like this.

Connor didn't know who it was and thought we were just taking pictures with people. I didn't know it was him. So he just took this picture with this really, I hope you have that. Honestly, when I saw it the next day, I was like, we met Ed Shearin last night. Well, and then I woke up the next morning

looking at my story and I was like oh god like I'm not looking forward to seeing like which Louis Capaldi look alike like I had posted and it was really him it was really it was really him we were out with a group of our friends and he invited us to go to his after party god he would have an after party yeah and because like obviously on the rocks closes it too and all these people are the like bi-coastal from London from and it's the chain smokers and his party for afterwards and I'm wait wait that the one at that crazy house that was in the well Yeah, it was probably at that crazy house that's in the... But guess what?

We ended up in an abandoned Starbucks. I'm standing there sobbing, taking me to Louis Cabal. I was wondering where you guys were that night. All your friends are there. And our friend was like, I'm going to ride with Lewis. And she got into the car with Lewis and we're like, okay, cool, we'll meet you there. We end up in an abandoned Starbucks. And like, I don't even know what...

It's one of those towns that you would... Like, Pasadena. Like, one of the most random... One of those abandoned western towns at Adina. Somewhere where you don't need to be at 3 a.m. on a Saturday night. I think we stayed there for probably two hours. Crying. Yeah.

Crying. We didn't like really, no, it was abandoned and also 3 a.m. Could not figure out like how to get to the Louis Gapaldi's place. We're home for that matter. So kind of just like laid down. Good. Yeah.

That's a good. See, that's not that embarrassing. I have one that is so bad that. that will, I hope you guys can feel the secondhand embarrassment. Delaney fully leading the charge on this podcast today, by the way. I just want to say that I'm going to tell this one quick, and I'm not going to give the name of the celebrity, but I'll tell you guys after,

because I think for some reason you would really love this just based on your... Could you give me a hint? Yeah, you'll know when I tell the story. So let's fast forward to the night. I end up in a car with... a couple famous people, one very, very famous gentleman.

And the whole night we've been drinking. Was it Jacob Allorty? It wasn't Jacob Allorty. Think older. Because I had an incident. Think much, much older. Okay. And I am in the front seat, and I'm on ox.

And so, you know where this is going. So we're watching porn? No, I wasn't watching porn. I don't watch porn famously. I like to keep it analog. Yeah. Yeah. I...

Keep those cattle prongs upstairs. Keep that Sibian machine charged. So I am in the front seat and we've been drinking all night. Like the camaraderie is happening. Like I'm feeling close to these people. I'm feeling one of them, dare I say. And so I think it's going to be a smash hit to put on... This is an actor who's done some movie musicals.

And I think it's... Keep it going to be so. It's not Zach, is it? No, it's not, but very close. Is it Corbyn Blue? I'm not going to answer. It's not Corbyn Blue, but you were very close with Zach. So I think it's going to be a great idea to play his song, his like big song from the movie.

Jeez. On Ox. Does he like change it? So I put it on and I am like this is going to absolutely hit. I put it on. and silence falls throughout the car. You know, meanwhile, the song is bumping so loud. I'm in the front, I'm doing one of these.

Oh, no. Maybe they don't hear it yet. Maybe they don't know the joke I'm doing. And so he just doesn't acknowledge it. He sort of looks out the window. Oh, gee. And then the guy who's driving, he looks at me and he gives me one of these. Oh, geez.

And unplugged my phone and then put something on his phone. And I, I, my. I soul came out my mouth. And I was like, can I just tuck and roll right here in the middle of Hancock Park? I was humiliated. And you know what, though? I will say the rest of the night he was like, didn't like say anything. He was so sweet for the rest of the night.

But I can't even watch his films anymore. Would have ruined my night for sure. I would have taken the driver aside and said, unintentional thought it'd be funny. What's his deal with the song? And then got... You would have talked about it with him? Yeah.

And then gotten drunker and been like, hey, my bad thought that would have been funny didn't realize that you have PTSD I had to play it off and I was like why didn't you have a better sense of humor about this I honestly think it's on him You know what, let's blame it on him I think that that is the best way for us to move forward

That would be the only way to sleep at night That's what I do, I'm like he's... I kind of want to tell you right now Not in the microphone so that you know You're kidding Wait tell me Oh my Oh my God

No way Yeah That's was it Whoa Yeah. Oh my Delaney. Yeah. The gall.

What? Oh, I'm sweating. To be honest, like you did what you needed to do in that moment. I would have done the same thing. You can sleep at night knowing that you are a funny girl with a great sense of humor. How did I end up in a car? No, we can't really. Yeah.

I mean, like it's on the sense of a bungalow. You ever been? What? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. No, no.

No, no. No, no. No. No. No. No. Wait, is that the hotel? No, it's like a member's club on San Vicente.

I got to join some clubs. Come with me. You guys should come with me. I would love to come to a knitting club? I would love to come to an knitting club. That's the best I could offer you. Perfect. Tit for tat.

I had one horrible night with a bunch of, like, that group of famous people that are used to hang out with, don't get any invites anymore. Well, yeah. God, what you do? Got really drunk at Kiss Kiss Kiss, Kiss, Bang. And then went back to... Sean Mendes is Airbnb with like a bunch of people and skinny dipped. And I don't know if anyone else was naked now that I think that. I really don't.

Nick balls and ass out or? Yeah. You can only, you can, there's a way that you can only one out. No, one ball, single ball out to keep it classy. Depending on the underwear.

Single ball out in case anyone had a cattle prong that they wanted to try out. No, but like it was, it's like pretty foggy. Like, why I, like, I don't know. Why? I wasn't in the pool alone, but like I wasn't looking at other people. Sure.

But anyways. Anyway. There was that. And I've talked to people since and they're like, no, it was fine. It was really fun. Everyone was having a great time. Well, they would say that to your face. Yeah.

That sucks when someone's like, you were being the man. It's like, you're lying to me. Lying. I know I wasn't being the man. Just like you guys are doing to me right now with this whole. No. That, no, I would have, I would have, I don't know what I would have done. Yeah.

Because that, like, now that I know who it was, it makes it like. It's so much worse. You were in the right. Just like his age alone, this individual, like I wouldn't, there's no relatability there for me to have to come back. No. Listen, life is all about taking risks. You took a risk.

I did. And that wasn't your, that really wasn't your fault. I can't stress that enough. Can we, this is really relevant, actually. And there's not going to. We didn't talk about anything we were going to talk about them. No, can we have, we got an email that was literally about this. Oh, okay.

That I think that, can we go to the very bottom of our, of our docket here really quick? I mean Oh, someone knitted a B and C sweater Sorry, I meant to say So if you're watching I'm locked out of the email They used your pattern So because of my new phone

Wait can we scroll up a little bit So shout out to Bella Lynch Bella Lynch I just have to say You first of all you're so talented Second of all that means the world To me I'm so sorry I didn't see that I am locked out of my email

Dude I'm fortunate circumstances That are beyond my control And I'm obsessed with it I can't stress that enough It's so, so precious. That's sweet. Okay, so I just wanted to quickly flag one email and then I'll get back to to keep us on track. Hello, Brooklyn Connor.

My name is Julia. I love the pod. Anyways, I'm a man-hitting lesbian. I've never felt sexual attraction for a man, but boy, oh, boy, there's something about Connor, what? Does that mean I'm not really lesbian? Maybe Connor is a girl? Let me know. Well, I don't know if I should say her name, but how many times have I gotten this from people that?

How much? You've got it from my lesbian talk as well. No, no. it's fascinating and I really want someone to explain the phenomenon. That's why lesbians love you? I don't know. Women in general. No, I don't.

I mean, it is a compliment, but I don't know if you're perceiving it. I have horrible. No, no, I'm just, I'm curious what the phenomenon, because this is not, this is not a isolated event. I think it's just you're not, you don't give off typical threatening male energy. Oh, okay. I think that's a compliment. Yeah, I think it's totally a compliment.

Okay. No, it's totally a compliment. I mean, that means like she's found, do so attractive. that you busted through, you eroded the boundaries of sexuality. That's right. Oh, okay. Not that there are any anymore. There aren't.

It's a, it's a. But, you know, I'm glad this came up, though, because, Connor, I will read the comments on your videos, and it's just like the sort of TikTok comment equivalent of throwing panties on the stage at a concert. Like, what do you mean you don't get, like, female admirers? No, no, no, no, no. Oh, you're like, oh, no, no, no. The lesbian community specific.

No, no, no. You're like, I get plenty of bitchy. That was, that was really funny. A long time ago, we just saw the other day Tristan. You've met Tristan, right? Tristan taking old screenshots of videos. I went through. We have a friend Tristan, and I was going through all of Conner's old videos, and we had

met Tristan. We haven't even known Tristan for a year, but I was looking at Conner's videos from two years ago, and Tristan had commented on every single one. I was like, Connor, when will you notice me? Wow. Like our good friend now. Like, a very good friend. If you go back, you'll find, like, maybe one or two from me, like, before we were really friends.

My favorite thing about me is that I'll hear that and then people will get to know me and be like, oh, my God, never mind. Well, I just think, and this is me complimenting you because, like, I just, like, I before you, like, don't really have guy friends because I'm not typically comfortable, like, around guys. But there's something about you that's just, like, very, like, easy to be around, not threatening. Just like. I disagree. It's probably my upper body. No, it's not. I don't think it's your upper body.

I think it's your energy. And I think that's a really good thing. I'm a Virgo. Yeah. It's got to be that. What are you? A Gemini. Jam.

Well, Virgo's and Gemini's are the two most hated signs. Oh, yeah. Go figure. Two most unlovable. Yeah. By the way, Virgin King. When's your birthday? Virgin.

Virgo. You heard it first, Conner's a Virgin. What is your birthday? September 11th. 9-11. Is it? Mine's September 8th. So it's my sisters.

Oh, my God. It's also Pink's birthday. Combined birthday? Yeah, let's do it. Which we do. Like something fucking huge. People have been renting these like boats out of Long Beach

and doing no? Say no, I'm not a boat gal. Have you ever seen the Titanic? Have I ever seen the Titanic? You know how that one ended? I came home, I actually left Matt King's birthday on Saturday night early. Came home, I got home.

Okay, your Nobel Prize is in the mail. Okay, that's a big deal for me. I didn't black out and fall asleep in an alley. I stayed after him, which is not typical. But I got home and I was like, wow, I'm home so early. It was like 11 p.m. I'm like, I'm home so early, what should I do? I know, I'll watch a three and a half hour movie called Titanic and ball my eyes out.

So I sent broke a Snapchat. I was sobbing. I've seen a movie a hundred times. You can insert that image. I was crying so hard that I like, my eyes were like totally swollen shut. People were like, I put it on Twitter and people were like, wow, you're high enough. I was like, I don't smoke weed. That's tears.

Okay. So this person wrote in and basically said, I'm 21, work from home or work away from home. So I'm not home very much. I don't see my friends or family that often. but when I do, I let fucking loose. I don't see my high school friends that much and basically I end up drinking a lot and being a lot to handle

thankfully not a bad drunk or if I was drunk just loud and wants to do cartwheels and afterwards I feel so embarrassed that no one seemed to be on my wavelength and I was obnoxious. How do you guys deal with after drunk and embarrassment? This is a question we actually get a lot. I still struggle with that. I think like you have to, as much

as you want to stay home and stay in bed all day, you have to get out and talk to the people that you are with the last night ripped the bandaid off because everyone's feeling the same way and no one was looking at you. I think... Yeah.

You have to get out of the house. You have to bring it up first. Yeah. You don't want them to control the narrative. So you've got to be like... Take the power back. That was embarrassing when I cried last night. You know, you got to bring up.

Or it wasn't. At the end of the day, embarrassing. It happens to everyone. Right. Right. That's what they say. Yeah. You feel better. But yeah, you know,

I've lied to some people about that and been like, yeah, that wasn't embarrassing. We've all done it. Right. fully being like no one's ever done that that wasn't there. Yeah, yeah. I think that's a good move to stop thinking about it, but also, I think that's why no one gets,

no one really had like party guilt in college because you wake up with your roommates that you went out with. Right. And it's like everybody was, you can debrief immediately. Right. Even if you do the stupidest shit ever, like I came home and peed in my roommates clean clothes hamper. You did that. One night in college.

And the next day you're like, go wash my clothes. No, I don't know. No, okay. He was just like, go wash my clothes. It wasn't like a, you suck. Like, that is so weird that you did it. It was just like, go wash my cling clothes and don't look at me until you do it. And I was like, okay.

I'm a big fan of the, you know, post big night out recap beer. You know, you do that the next day. I'm a big recap beer drinker. I think that can help because you sort of, you just got to get out there. You got to level yourself out a little bit because your body's suffering from, you know, alcohol withdrawal. Just me? No. Okay. No, no, no, me too. I'm definitely like, I wanted to actually, free idea, make a post day after drink called Hair of the Dog. It's probably, probably exists. But like, I think that that'd be a really good, or like debrief, you know, like calling something like a beer. But as far as embarrassment goes, it doesn't sound like, you know, if you're doing cartwheels. Cartwheels, that sounds so wholesome. Yeah. Yeah. Like, if you had done what I did in that car with that celebrity.

I stand by. I think you were in the right in that situation. I'll die with that. Yeah, I feel like you're good, but yeah, I don't know. He's 21, yeah, it might be a little young to be doing the day after drinking debrief. Because, like, you're 21. You're not, you're probably living. You're supposed to go to jail like that, yeah, I'm pretty sure. But I think, as far as embarrassment goes, no one's, like, I think about it, like, going to the gym, no one's looking at you.

They're all worried about their own form. I mean, unless you, like, like, get enough of, like. Are you trying to tell us that you go to the gym? No, I certainly don't. Okay. But I have a pull-up bar in my house That's great That I used to dry my clothes

And hang things on Where do you live? What's your... Oh, I live in Santa Monica Let me docks myself real quick And your pin? And your mother's maiden name? Yeah

What about you? West Hollywood. Okay, I'm in West Hollywood. Yeah. Yeah, you're like we're shocked about this. You guys should hang out. We should, where do you like to go? My couch.

Okay. As well as my bed. Yes. The couch to bed pipeline. Couch to bed pipeline is one of my favorite. Elite. Yeah, no, fair enough. And on the rocks.

As well. Before you go. No, he was like, before you go. You know what, I bet those. Get out of here. Before you go, let me give you a fake address to an abandoned. Before you go to my after party. Are we going to talk about the Doja Cat thing?

Because they did want to do. Well, we had so many things in pop culture to talk about. And now I'm feeling like I maybe do have Louis Capaldia on my phone because my phone did back up to a certain point. Well, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, we, we were going to talk about so many things in pop culture that did get a little bit away from us, and let's pick one. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Why don't you start?

I found Lewis Capaldi. My God. She found him. Okay. This is Connor and the old woman. On a second. Oh, wait, no, wait. Should we do this or do our Instagram?

Oh, I did want to do that as well. I got locked out of my Instagram. Oh, okay. Okay, okay, that's fine. That's fine. We can do that next week. Apart so fast. Sorry.

I've been having, Brooke and I have these issues with our phones right now. We're like, like my things keep getting logged out. Yeah. What the fuck? You can just scroll this way to see everything about Ian Lewis. That's Louis. I think so. Yeah, it is.

Perfect. So. Okay. Wow. Wists of a goddamn angel. Look at you, Connor. What's wrong with your face? Oh, my God.

I forgot I hit a rock when I opened up in the pool that night. Wait, okay. This woman has her tongue on you. I know. Oh my God. Your guys are holding hands. Let's move to Doja Cat and Noah Schnapp. I mean, I think that's my favorite picture of all time.

That's Connor's contact picture of my phone. Okay, so obviously everyone's already seen this. I honestly don't even need to recap. Basically, Doja Cat DMs, Noah Schnapp. I want to say Schnapp, but everybody's saying Schnapp. Snap, yeah. To ask about his co-star and if he's single. And what I think here is, okay, I'm 26 years old.

Am I going to DM a notable celebrity. 17 years old as well. Yeah, yeah, a notable 17-year-old. Knowing that, like, I have much more clout, I would say, and status than him. And my answer is no. I wouldn't have done that to begin with because I just think it puts him in an uncomfortable position no matter what. He's probably very, you know, excited about this, got a little excited and then post

did this stuff on his on his social media. What have done the same thing? Again, you know, all of us have embarrassed ourselves in front of famous people before and done things like this. So I get it. He's also 17. So there's really no, like, like, it's very obvious that she. It's very obvious.

Wait, what did? So did he make a TikTok about it? He made a TikTok that was just like, I didn't see the TikTok. He deleted it. I don't know if it's still up. I saw, I saw the DMs. Yeah, it was just of those DMs, basically. Also, I thought he did a really good job at sort of like,

diverting, he just went La Mau, like slide into his DEL. Right. I never heard anyone say La Malle. Is that what you said? La Mow. Like it's a Hawaiian word? I think he responded. Are you guys going to the Lemao later? Literally. They're doing a roasted pig.

I think he responded to the DMs perfectly. Yeah, I think I think it's very strange even if you're a celebrity to post your interactions with other celebrities for cloud. I also think he's 17. Right. Yeah. She knew she was DMing a 17 year old like one don't

two like this is a close friends post but he made it a worldwide post and that was a mistake dojicat is getting dragged to hell on Twitter right now like everything she's been no like everything she's doing now is like no a schnapp is a fucking snake

that was crazy a snake it's not like it's not like they had like you know like important information that they were hiding from the government like this is this is about a prospective romantic interest it's not a snake shit. Yeah, I like Doge Cat a lot. I really do. Also, apparently she's mad because she has, she's seeing someone.

Yeah. Oh my God. I think that may I So that's an element that I didn't know. She's okay so she's obviously like been she's one of the most famous people in the world. She's too online for how famous she is. Do you know what I mean? Um, I and actually I think she's made a TikTok about this criticism of her. She was like she was like what do you mean like I'm like I'm too cool or I'm too online like like this is just who I am or whatever um I mean I think after a certain point yeah like there is probably a responsibility to be a little bit more Beyonce a little bit more Beyonce I just think like she's taking herself so seriously yeah and I just don't really support people who

take themselves the serious I know everything else is so funny yeah this is the one thing where you're gonna call 17 year old a snake I'm why I know you slid it you when it is you you kind of like set yourself Oh, my kid. Yeah. I did DM note. I know, yeah. He left, Noah Snap left her on red.

I'm like shedding. No, I'm looking at it. Yeah. No, it's fine. I love it. Yeah. I love it. No, he's like,

he was really nice. Basically, my sister is his age and had a huge crush on him. And so when I was kind of blowing up on TikTok a few years ago, on her birthday, I made a TikTok that was like, noish nap. Like, if you see this. Like, my sister really loves you, like, whatever. And he DMed me.

on Instagram and he was like, I'm a big fan. I love when people say they're a big fan and don't follow you, but that's beside the point. Oh my. That's snake shit. It was like, Snake. No one snap, is a snake. No one of you to death. But he was like, what's her handle?

Like, I'll send her a video, whatever. And we were DMing for a bit. And then he just like never sent her a video or anything, which is fine. Like he did not owe me anything. It's just like why'd you DM me in the first place? No, not at all why. No.

I think that was really nice that he DM'd in the first place. I'm not sure why. He left me on red. I read Leto a message once, sort of drunkenly. This was when I was getting really into, this is when I was in my Letto era, and then I unsent it. I was like, I was worried that there was a chance that it would get seen.

We talked about this. I told you this already? No, no, but this sort of thing. Yeah, yes. Did he end up seeing it? No, because I unsent it minutes after, minutes after. I've had people that I really looked up to. Are you trying to hold my hand?

No, oh, we can't. My hands have been really clammy. Mine too. Mine's sweating on the mic. I went through my DMs with Nathan Fielder and Kyle Mooney the other day and spent about an hour and a half on sending horrible, horrible things.

Do you remember that picture of my bruise that I sent to Kyle Mooney? That said, I fell frowny face. Oh my God. You're shameless. You're shameless. Horrible, horrible. And it was like on my butt too. Speaking of shameless, I watched all of the bear on Sunday. Yes. Did you see it? I watched it off. I've seen all the bear.

I was looking at my phone the whole time, but it seems like a really good show. I completely same page. Yeah. Great vibe. Love everyone screaming chef at each other. Yeah. It's a sign of respect.

If you don't mind if I call you chef from now on. Can we call each of a chef? I'd like to move forward with that. I know that. I love Jeremy Al-I. I know that it was supposed to be. Smash, smash, smash. Yeah.

Maddie Matheson is my favorite people ever. Absolutely. A.O, I love her. Is that how you say her name is? Yeah, I think. Yeah. She's a bit mal. She's a big mouth.

She's so incredible. I agree. She was amazing. I mean, they all, but the acting in the show, like, felt almost too real. And I know it was supposed to, like, scare people off about, like, depression and suicide and working in a restaurant. It's so horrible and bad for your... But I was, it seems fun. Well, you guys know that. Well, why would you know this?

Before I was a TikToker, I was a private chef. I did know that. You're kidding. I'm not kidding. You've lived such bizarrely different lives that it's, like, hard. It's like, you keep saying these scenes. I'm like, yes. Oh, my God.

I forget. Stuff I've seen. Yeah. No, it... It was fun, though, right? Like high intensity, but fun. Wow. Yes, it was, yeah, I worked.

What was your go-to favorite meal to make? That's a great lamb stew. Oh my God, that's very intense. Yeah, it's a panty dropper for sure. I'm not wearing any. Oh, my. Give me some lambs stew. I'm actually so hungry.

Do you want a gusher? I've been sucking on one gusher for the entire podcast. No, I saw you replenish. Oh, okay. So there's no need. That's actually not true, Ellen. Okay, you're- because I saw you replenish.

I was going to. There's no. reason to do that. I was gonna, well, yeah, you came from me. Did you say that Dakota Johnson-Ellen interview? Yeah, I have. It's like one of the most chilling interviews I've ever seen. It is so good and I love her so much, Dakota Johnson.

I, yeah. DJ. Oh, I'm having a DJ summer. I'm having like a sweaty as fuck summer. Like I can't stop sweating ever. I'm having a-peeling, shedding summer. I guess that's what they call it a sweater. Yeah, I guess that's why.

My God, how are your summer's going, by the way? Bad things we're asking. Okay, you're welcome. No, that's fine. Is yours good? I'm just like shedding. It's fine. I wish I had gotten into,

I'm trying to, you know, have a few more crazy stories. I'm going to Tahoe this afternoon. You're going to Tahoe this afternoon? You're always going somewhere. It's actually annoying. I think I have every week in booked until mid-October.

All right. So no combined birthday party then. I'll be there. We'll figure out. All right. We'll figure out. I am so shy all of a sudden. Okay, well, I do think I...

I think we have to wrap up, but I do want to... But before we go. Before we go, I want to hold myself accountable for talking about the things that we didn't talk about this week next week. Yeah. So I want to say that next week we will have to discuss Liam Michelle and Funny Girl because we didn't get to that this week and that's important. And the Jane Lynch drama. And the Jane Lynch and the glee of it all.

There's so much to unpack there. And I really wanted to get to Pete and Kim this week. So hopefully we can table that. All I can say is goals. Goal. No one else feels that that's a little like weird and like bizarre. No. What's weird about that?

For Lulu to use a couple showering together as promotion for a show. What's weird about that? I'm kind of like over this like, promo, like horny promo. Like watch porn. No. Whoa. No.

Honor. This is perfect for what people like me and I'm assuming Delaney, like that's our porn. Yeah, I don't think. You could sit on your, you could side saddle your washer and dryer and watch people. We're doing Western style, which is one leg over. I'm not side saddling. I'm not riding that thing like a lady.

I'm no lady. I'm a lady in the streets and I'm a and I'm a cowgirl in the laundry room Yep, you pulled it from my brain There it is Yeah, I just I No, it's all up here No, I'm happy, I do like that they're happy

I don't think we need to see so much of it Could not, you're jealous I'm a little jealous, so what? You're jealous So what? I love it, I thought it was sexy So much more And just like so sweet to see Kim go

From somebody who took himself so seriously No, 100. To someone so goofy. I'm obsessed with her. I agree. I agree. I think so. I couldn't agree more.

Are we changing your mind live? No, I just said like it's a little bit too horny for Maine. Okay. But you would rather just watch porn that's not too horny? What isn't it me? You said go watch porn. You sort of have implied twice now that you watch porn. No.

You're putting words in my dick. Okay, so next week we'll have a lie detector test. That's gone. I want to wish Lee and Michelle the best. of luck learning how to read her lines. Me too. And I think we wrap Delaney Row. Thank you so much for coming on.

I love you guys. We love you. Cheers. Where can everybody find you? You can find me at Delaney says hello on TikTok. Oh, what's the origin behind that anyway? It was that Delaney Row wasn't available. Oh, got it.

And it rhymes. And then at Delaney Row on Instagram, having so much fake fun. Yeah. So true. Anything exciting coming out that we should watch in this face? The list. Well, the list. The list.

the list. Whatever video I post today, I don't know. The list, the list, the list. My God. Well, thank you, Dylan. Thank you. Thank you, guys. We'll see you and talk about Leah Michelle next week. I'll see you on the rocks.

On the Rocks. Ooh, tonight. Bye, guys. Bye, guys. Bye, thanks.