Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - We’re Pumping It (Louder)

Episode Date: May 9, 2024

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the rides at Disneyland. You just have pokey? No, I just like can't. Like the way that I spill on my clothing is unprecedented for an adult. Adult bibs. That's what I'm saying. Let's talk about it. That's what I'm saying.

You know this song, barbecue stay on my, there was a barbecue stain on my white t-shirt? I don't think so. What is it? There's a barbecue stain in my white t-shirt. Uh, yeah. You were killing me in that miniskirt. That's a song? Yes.

Oh, maybe I don't know it. What is it? There was a barbecue stain. No, I know that, but what's the song called? I know there was a barbecue stain. But what's the song called? I think it's called Sommertime Lovin, probably. Let me look.

By Justin Zimbler Lake? I think it's by Tim McGraw. Oh, I don't know it. Can I just like... Do you need a minute? Just like, if I'm wearing white, I'm going to spill coffee on it. If I'm wearing black, I'm going to fill Greek yogurt on it or Taziki. It just doesn't matter what.

What happens? The universe has a different plan. Yeah. The universe says you were born to wear tie-dye and I'm going to make sure of it. I need a solution. You just said it. Adult bibs. Tie-dye.

No, I need like a tied pin. It's like on my shirt underneath the hoodie too. Do those really work? Do you think? Yeah. We have. I just saw one. We have one.

Oh. Yeah, I might try to hit your pen while I'm on. You hit your pen while I'm on set. Thank you, Izzy. Oh my god, is that where dab came from? Is that where dab pen came from? Because you're dabbing? You're literally dabbing.

The stain? Yeah. That would make you a stain if you want to hit the, are you, like you're a stain hit this dab pen? What? Because I'm dabbing the stain. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter at all.

But nothing matters. No, that's very true. There was a barbecue sand in my white t-shirt. you were killing me in that miniskirt. I'm looking up the lyrics and I'm going to read them poetically. Okay. Country songs do have like the best lyrics because they're telling a story. So true.

So true. And that's something I've learned in my older age. I think less so now they tell a story. They very much did. Because let me tell you a little story. It was Labor Day weekend. I was 17. Yeah.

I bought a Coke and some gasoline and I drove out to the county fair. interesting when I saw her for the first time she was standing there in a ticket line and it all started right then and there I love how we don't have to dig into the lyrics too much it's just tell it is what it is

it is what it is yeah oh a sailor sky made a perfect sunset and that's a day I'll never forget yeah I had a barbecue stain in my white t-shirt she was killing me in that miniskirt skipping rocks on the river by the railroad tracks Thank you, Izzy.

Ooh, okay. And then this is kind of where it gets, this is kind of the character arch for Tim McGraw here. Character arch. He's skipping rocks on the river by the railroad track. She had a suntan line and red lipstick. I work so hard for that first kiss. Yeah.

And a heart don't forget something like that. No notes. Mike drop. That's true. A heart don't forget. something like that. Don't. And so much so that he was able to recall every detail down to her red lipstick.

And the barbecue stain on his white t-shirt. But no. It's about her. It's about her because you also, if you have a barbecue stain on your white t-shirt and you can't fix it, that's something that she must have been a really, really a remarkable looking woman for him to remember details when you have a barbecue scene on your white t-shirt. Because you're saying that's all that any normal person would be able to think about. Think about when you have a barbecue seat on your white t-shirt, how much that affects your mental real estate when you're out somewhere, especially the county fair?

Yeah. I honestly, that's like a good like pickup move because I think, I would think that's like so endearing if someone had barbecue smeared all over their white tea. I would be like, oh, you've been through the ringer. Like I'd love to nurse you back to health. Oh, as you should hang around Buffalo Wild Wings. you might find a husband. Oh, something horrible happened this morning.

What happened? I found out one of my celebrity crushes has a girlfriend, which, like, I know it's hard to understand, but like that is truly like one of the biggest forms of betrayal, especially because this is a crush that I keep very low key. Like no one, a lot of people don't know who he is. Who is it? I'm keeping him close to my chest right now because there's still a chain. You don't know him.

Maybe I do. No, you don't. British kind of like in the British theater space you wouldn't know him and he has a girlfriend Connor he doesn't have any social here's the thing his girlfriend's not a boy nope his girlfriend is not a boy

okay because that's what that's what I've been telling you like it's all about like the men who like you're like oh are they gay and it's like actually no okay I'm not really interested in someone where you don't have those questions but yeah he doesn't have any social media So that's those are actually the best and most dangerous types of celebrity crushes because you can project anything onto them.

However, I found the girlfriend does have social media and has been like posting them for quite some time. So they've been together for so long, which is like the biggest betrayal because it's like we've also been like I we've also been together for so long. So there's been a lot of overlap. So I'm just feeling a little bit completely sick. So but what I will say is this specifically. person is about to blow up and then I'll tell you who it is. Oh, cool. So just kind of put a pin in that.

Like, I was here first. I was here first before his girlfriend probably. And so when he blows up, I'll let you all know. So just kind of flag that and then we'll be on that journey together. Yeah. Where does the stain go when I rub this pen all over it? It's gone. Where did it go?

It's just like when you clean yourself in the shower. Oh, I guess that goes down the drain. It's just Like when you dye your hair Where does the color go? Yeah From before It's the same kind of thing

It's replaced by chemicals It's a chemical alteration Is it still Is the scene still in the room with us right now? No, you altered it I changed the color of the thing It's like when you turn a liquid to a gas Are you saying the coffee is now a gas in the air?

I don't know Hydrogen peroxide detergents and surfaced In factants in water break up the molecules in a food saying causing the stain to disappear. That's not answering my questions. It just disappears, man. That's not answering my questions. Boeing is making people disappear, but that's not a surfactant. I love that everyone's coming online being like, I love Boeing.

Boeing, let's talk about it. Oh my God, addicted to them. Let's talk about it because there was a... Yeah, let's talk about it. First of all, welcome back to Brick and Connor make a podcast. We only are covering important things. today, such as and including as well, too.

The Boeing whistleblowers. Let's talk about it. We, of which we are not a part of, due to us having only said nothing but positive and glowing things about the Boeing community. Right. And Boeing, that being said, if you need help in assisting all of the whistleblowers suicides,

let a bitch know. Connor. They said they committed suicide. I'm just backing them up. Oh, is that? Boeing said that they did. Okay. Well, yeah. That's it. Well, we can talk about it.

Ten more people came forward today and they were like, we are also whistleblowers. That is so spooky. There is going to be, mark my words, in HBO documentary by the end of the year on the whistleblowers. I don't know. Boeing seems pretty powerful. I don't know if they would allow that to happen.

Boeing is facing ten more, quote, safe and sound whistleblowers after two die suddenly. So the first guy died via suicide, but the bullet was in the back of his head, which is like hard to. do unless you're really flexible. And then the second guy died with this via sudden illness. Oh my God.

That's so spooky. Short illness. Short and sudden. And now 10 more people are coming forward. And I think when you come forward in that way, it's hard to have 10 people die suddenly unless they're all on a Boeing plane. Oh, God. That's really spooky.

I'm just not even going to check what planes I'm going to. to be on for my Europe excursion. Personally. Better left unsaid. Yeah. I mean, okay, so wait, so what? Did these 10 people come forward yesterday? A second blower, a second blower, a second blower, a second whistleblower has died under

mysterious circumstances just two months after another one allegedly shot himself in the head. And the attorneys for both men hope their deaths don't scare away the at least 10 more whistleblowers who want the company to clean up its act. honestly just like watch the space and we'll see what happens we're watching it right now we're recording on this in real time yeah live well I want to know where are these other

10 whistleblowers that's four of them Boeing whistleblowers It can't all be killed so no one's going to have to get creative yeah we're sending all of you

congratulations you are now one of our elite employees and you're going on on a trip. We're sending you all on a trip. You guys are going to the Maldives and we're taking a special route over the Bermuda Triangle y'all. Woo! We're going on a little trip, you guys. Well, looking forward to kind of watching the story unfold live. I love more like when we like watch stories unfold live. What do you think about the whistleblowers? They're brave in coming out.

I do think that they're brave for sure But I think that they're safer in numbers 100% Yeah But how many people know that This is one of those things where it's like These people are coming out because there's Millions of people on planes every day

Number I've pulled out of my ass But they're like I have to I have to tell people about About this for the masses Versus like Boeing can pay these people A billion dollars each and not be affected Have you ever been a whistleblower? No.

Yes, you have. No, I haven't. Everyone's been a whistleblower at least once. Like you've never tattlet told? Tattled told? Oh, just on an individual? I can't... I guess tell me the situation and I can tell you if it's whistleblowing.

I can't think of a time that I've told on somebody. Really? No. I'm not a rat. Have you told on somebody? Yes. What? About what? Literally anything I could get my hands on. Go on.

I can't think of anything Pacific right now, but I was for sure a tattletail. Okay. I can't think of anything Pacific as well. Because I did believe the rules should be followed. Because I was scared something bad was going to happen if they weren't followed. Well-behaved women rarely make history. I don't feel that way anymore. Like I'm not a current day rat ex whistleblower, but I definitely was when I was like little. There's a time and a place to blow that whistle baby, blow that whistle baby.

Yeah. And this is it. That's a good reason because, again, public safety is at risk. Sometimes, like if I see someone shoplifting, be my guest. I'm not going to blow that whistle. No, I wouldn't blow my whistle on something like that now. I think there's very few things that I would blow my whistle on today. Think of something that you would blow your whistle on.

I'm not talking about like moral. issues where it's like oh that person just hit and ran that car. Right. I'm talking about something where it's like hmm I don't what if like would whistleblowing be like okay let's say like you were talking

I'm just going to use this as an example like you were talking like a lot of shit about is that just tattling you were talking a lot of shit about Tristan yeah and then I feel like I have an allegiance to Tristan to be like, hey, Connor was talking huge, taking a huge dump on you. Is that whistleblowing?

Or is that just being bad? Being bad. Is it just being naughty? I don't think, I don't know. I don't think that whistle. I think whistleblowing is exclusive to like corporations, right? Okay. I think we should make it broader.

Hang on, I've got to itch my butt cheek. Okay. And I want to remove the butt cheek itch from the whistleblowing conversations. I think you should keep it. Oh, leave it in. I'm just saying I want that to be outside of the conversation that we're having. Okay, now I'm tapping back into the conversation. I,

can we look up definition of whistleblowing? Just like not for, not for anything else besides just. I think you're right. Like, I think it is more corporate, like specific, like if there's a specific,

like, story. But I'd like it to be broader. Okay. I'd like it to be broader. Is what I'm saying. Yeah. I mean,

you could, you could, I'd like to start using it regularly. On the simplest level, a whistleblower is someone who reports waste fraud, abuse, corruption, or dangers to public health and safety. Okay, so let's say, I would like to think that you shit talking, Tristan, danger to public safety. For fraud and abuse?

Yeah, like you're disparaging his name. Yeah. You're on to something. Yeah. So let's just start using whistleblow. I'm so sorry. I just got a text from my mom and my aunt. All good?

Okay, no, it's a great message. What? No, it's just like so on point for the conversations I want to have today. Are you going to tell us or no? Yeah, should I? I can totally switch the subject from Whistleblum. Okay, cool. Netflix is a joke.

Did you watch The Roast of Tom Brady? We can go to John Mullaney. We can't. No, I wasn't even going there. I thought you were going to say you got something for Netflix is a joke. That's why I was like, oh my God. Hell no. Hell no.

The way I didn't even hear a peep about Netflix's a joke is a joke is fine. It's interesting. It's fine not to be. that's a goal. That's a goal to have. Yeah, you're right. Unfortunately, when the goal becomes completely attainable by way of my peers, feels a little personal.

Comparison is the Thief of Joy. Yeah, when you compare yourself to people that are doing better than you, but I like compare myself to people that are doing worse than me. So then do it. You're right. Do you know how many people aren't to Netflix? It's a joke? I'd say most people aren't.

Exactly. Compare yourselves to them. You're right. Yeah. I can't right now, though, because, It seems like my whole feat is inundated with NIAJF. NIAJF. Netflix is a joke fest. Oh.

F? Oh, fast. F is for Fest. Yeah. That Netflix is a joke at. There really aren't many of our peers there. Hannah, Berner, who should be there. She's not, yeah.

She's well above me. She's earned her. She's earned her stripes. Yeah. Who else is there? Well, actually, let's not even say Because then I don't want to be like, actually, they don't deserve to be there. I'm just going to name any names.

I'm not saying they don't deserve to be there. I'm just saying, you also do? No, just like, can I get invited to something? I did get invited to some stuff. Then shut the fuck, man. After I got ass. After I asked, though. Oh, what did you get invited to?

I'm going to Shane Gillis on Wednesday, and I'm going to Burt Kreischer on Saturday. Just like to be in the audience? Yes. A good seat, though? No. Far back. Far, far, far, far away land. Okay.

Yeah. It's okay though. A hundred percent. I just want to go. Yeah. But, oh, like, this is not, this is totally different conversation, but then Tom Brady roast was what, what day it was at? Saturday night? Like, Bree and Grace went to that. That's awesome. That was so cool. Wait, did they roast or were they just in the audience? They were in the audience. Okay. But Hannah Burner actually made TV, I got TV time. I saw that. That's so awesome. Yeah. Did you watch this? No, I did not. Okay.

I have thoughts. Tell me. You should watch it. I didn't want to watch it because I heard that there was like something like people were like booing Kim Kardashian and I, that made me feel bad. And so I didn't want to see that. It wasn't like crazy. And also she like, everyone was defending.

Everyone on stage was like defending her. I know. I just like I don't want to ever watch something that makes me like cringe. I know. I have to think that they, that Netflix must have paid her a. bag to go. Because, like, you have to anticipate that everyone's not going to be stoked. What did they say about her?

What do you mean? What did they roast her? Like, what was the... Kind of, like, there was some OJ jokes that were made, and it was like... But then she also made the same jokes. What did they boo her for? Bing on the stage. But for, like, a second.

It was, like, Dave Portnoy tweeted that she got booed. And I listened, and it's like, at first, everyone claps. And then she starts talking. And they're like, you can hear it. And she's like, okay. Okay, and Kevin Hart's like, shut the fuck up to everybody. Biggest note I have on the whole night. They said the F word, and I'm not Mormon or anything, but like, they said the F word so much.

I was like, okay, did you just learn that word? It was crazy. It was like every other word was fuck fucking. You were doing that last episode. I know, sometimes I get in a mood, but I watched them do and I was like, whoa. it was like not even and the comedians that they brought on it was like

Andrew Schultz Shane Gillis no I'm sorry not Shane Gillis Burke Kreischer Tom Seguera Nikki Glazer Nikki Glazer Oh my God

Oh my God Oh my God oh my God That was some of the funniest comedy I've seen in like Over a year It was like the best thing I've ever seen Oh love You have to watch it

She literally shown through there was not a person that was better than her and she was early on in the night oh my god yay for her it was and she knew she did she killed it and everyone that came back up kevin hart who we know you have history with um i have um i have yeah no but i also listened to his podcast and it's really good but he came up and like repeated one of her jokes and was like crying laughing because it was so good it was so funny it was really good kim was really funny i think she's a class act the fact that she goes up and does all these things. She can, she accepts all the jokes made about her.

Yeah. And about her family and about her ex-husband. Laughs at them, smiles at them, nods at them. Doesn't get mad at anybody. Doesn't like pop off. She just smiles, nods. She's never going to be one of those people where you panned her in a crowd after someone's mentioned her and she's giving like extreme sour puss.

Yeah. She can take it. She can take the heat. That's someone who should be in the kitchen. I literally was just about to say, Kim Kardashian should stay in the kitchen. She should, I'll say this. Kim Kardashian can be in the kitchen because she can take the heat.

Here's the thing, she can be in the kitchen and a lawyer. She can be crunching numbers for billionaire business in the kitchen because not only can she take the heat, she can take the heat as well, too. As well. Let's take that. Yep. No, it was just so good. I think it was so good.

I don't know. It was like actual OG funny stuff. Like some of it's a little bit mean when you go up and... See, that's what I don't like about roasts. But not all, like the comedians, the OG like Jeff Ross, who's that really the guy that looks like a slug. He was so... I'll be honest.

I didn't know who Jeff Ross was. And when you said that, immediate picture in my head. He just lost a little... bunch of weight and Nikki Glazer was like um congrats on the weight loss man that's awesome it must be nice to know that your weight wasn't what made you disgusting to look at I would that would be my last day on earth that is just something where if you sign up to go to a roast just like find all the things you're going to care about and know that they're going to be brought up something that men can do which just like speaks to society as a whole

is like they can literally like yeah I'm so fucking ugly and it's like they're fine with it like Benny Blanco does that all the time when he's like yeah I'm like fucking disgusting like it's all good and like I've never seen a woman like be able to do that because obviously

so much more what's gonna call it is placed on their look Amy Schumer tried yeah but like she it's like people there's so much pushback I know anyway no I agree Anyway

It was fun It was good It was a good roast There was a lot of it I was like There was some comedians That went up And I was like

Oof But what I love is when They have like Bill Belichick Is like the coach The Patriots Like OG They had him come up

And someone wrote his speech He's like an older guy And it was cute Because he's like not a mean guy Or ill-spirited at all And they wrote all his jokes And you could see like He was smiling

When he like Said one and it was like Well received Aw Yeah And then Robert Kraft He's like 190 years old Who's the owner

of the Patriot came up and did a roast too and it was and he's like whole mccartney level frail and he like nailed it and it was so funny love yeah uh that's it's all i have oh and then have you been i watched down the lanese Connor i called in and then i realized the call live calling i was watching it like after the show had ended and it was ringing ringing I was like oh my gosh if it's ringing still I must be about to be pushed through to the air to real time. Well, there's three separate John Mullaney pieces of Netflix as a joke that I need to get into. Okay?

The live show being the last of the importance, like last on the ranking of importance for me. But we will get there. Yeah. First, what I went to on Thursday. Yes. Big Mouth Live was. Was it just a table reading? No.

I thought it was going to be a table reading. Sorry. Let me put my phone on. Do not serve because it's vibrating like. Up my God. Your vibrate is really loud. I know. I'm so sorry about that. Usually because you know my B&CMAP mode usually goes on, but it's a Tuesday right now. Oh, it's a Tuesday. Yeah. So. So, so the Big Mouth live, I was under the impression that it was going to be a table read. Conner, couldn't have been less of a table read if it tried. Were they improvving? Connor? It was like a variety show almost. So if you're not familiar with Big Mouth, it is like an adult. animated show about puberty. And yes, it's like really gross a lot of the times,

but the best parts are like, it so accurately portrays what it was like to go through puberty. And it is probably one of my favorite shows of all time. Nick Kroll, John Mullaney, Maya Rudolph, who else was there? Nathan Philean, you know who that is? King.

Fred Armisen, of course. Oh my God I'm like it was literally like everyone I've ever Richard Kind Richard Kind Richard Kind is making his rounds He literally is making his rounds And with nothing with the most respect

To Richard Klein because I love him more than life itself How old do you think he is? 74 60 Oh Yay Which like love for him See I feel like he could swallow a piano

He was He was so Yeah He could and If that's something he's wanted to do. I would encourage him too. Oh, Mindy Kaling. Was she there? No, Mindy's Oh, bummer. It's not there. But it was just like a variety show and I would say the highlights were,

there's this one song in season one where Andrew, one of the main characters voiced by John Malaney, who's Nick's, um, John Malaney is Nick's best friend, but Andrew in real life is also Nick's best friend. Um, is like, I think I'm gay. Like everyone kind of just like goes through that for a second in puberty. And so he has this. song that he sings with the ghost of Freddie Mercury that's basically like, I'm gay. Like, Freddie help me, like guide me through this. So Adam Lambert came out, who was the current frontman of Queen and sung that alongside of John Mulaney, which was Connor better than any concert that I have ever been to.

It's crazy because I saw so much about that happening, but I never saw a single clip. You're kidding. Mm-mm. Is, are we allowed to watch that or is that copyright that song? The, like the clip from the live show of them singing that. I also have it a lot, uh, my own version of my own phone. They didn't lock your phone up? Nope, I was not locked up for that.

Whoa, that's like Neoprene Bag Central. Yeah, it wasn't locked up at all. Oh. Kristen Wig was there. Oh, that's cool. Oh, I saw that she was there. I feel like it would be copyright now. I don't, it's not on Spotify.

Is that help? But it's from like a show. And then I'll figure out. Okay. And you can go forward a little bit, is he just because John doesn't come in. Oh, a little bit back for me now? Okay.

I love a man who doesn't have like a conventionally amazing voice, but he is giving it everything. He, like, there's no one that's, he literally sounds like when I had that frog in my, throw it like why is it on his elbow that's what kind of malany yes yes and he is giving that all he yeah i i don't know adam lambert was the frontman of queen right now oh god yeah and it's a crazy thing to not know i feel like no it's true and it's underrated and i say this with no bias or in my heart it should be jonathan groff he the cup he does so many queen covers really yeah bohemian rhapsody

but is that his voice Yeah. Yeah. He's so good. And I'm telling you, like, I'm genuinely, I don't even, even if I didn't feel the way about Jonathan that I feel, I do think he should be the front man. I'll have to look into that. No disrespect to Adam Lambert. Like, he's obviously like a huge talent, but should be Jonathan. But that was truly like one of the best things I've ever experienced. And then there's a lot of musical numbers in Bigmouth. Another one. Conner Fred Armisen came out into the crowd an inch from my face, dressed as a massive tampon. and sung a song about getting your first period. Yeah. That was gorgeous. That sounds gorgeous. Yeah, it was really pretty. I can't imagine seeing Fred Armishead in person.

Yeah. Cool. Yeah, very cool. Very cool. So that was really, like, truly one of the best things that I have ever seen in my life. Yeah. Then we move on to Saturday, which was John Mullaney at the Hollywood Bowl. Right.

Which he also brought Nick out for. The friendship that John Malaney and Nickroll share, like, we don't see a lot of of adult men showcasing that type of profound love in the form of friendship for each other. And that is something that we should be paying close attention to. It is the most beautiful relationship I've ever seen in my life. They introduce each other. Like every time they're calling each other up on stage, they're like, and here's my best friend in the whole wide world. And it is just the sweetest. How nice. Like I just love them more than I have the words to explain. And when John Malaney's ex-wife book comes out and reveals stuff that I don't want to know,

you won't see me for quite a time. Right now I'm doing, I'm doing blindfold to any sort of information that I don't want to hear because we don't know what happens there. So I can do you're going to say when John Mullaney's ex-wife, comma, book comes out. And I'm like, he was married to a lady named book. Oh, like boyfriend hoodie? No. So right now I'm just living. The John Malini's ex-wife book comes out with her. No, with her. Anna. Yeah, when Anna's comes out, don't tell me anything. I would rather live in complete darkness. What can she say that he already hasn't

written stand up about? Like he was addicted to drugs? No, I feel he really, he does a lot of drug-based stand-up, but not really, he hasn't gone into his relationship. I think he's keeping that private, which is nice for him. So I don't know. I don't know. No one knows. Well, it's always important to remove the artist from the art. Yes. Well, I don't need to do that right now because right now he's perfect to me due to

blindfold material. But and there's also that live show that he's doing every night at 7th PST. It's not good. Okay, good. I think he knows that too. I'm so glad you said that because I was really like watching and I was like I think he knows that too. He's just

so good solo that it's like don't fix what's not broken. Yeah. Like there are so many people like John Stewart was on it last night and he just like was talking over him nonstop and she's like I'm here to hear John. Yeah. M. not s not s right now and so i just would like to see john completely solo or with nickroll or adam lambert well you can't you can't put that many comedians yeah yeah together unless it's

big mouth live okay they're all going to be wanting to be the center of attention yeah yeah so it is nice like to see like i feel like every time you put comedians in a room together now it's like let's talk about how comedy is dead and it's like shut the fuck up man And the roast was nice because, like, no one was like, finally I can, I feel like I'm going to get in trouble. I can't think of anyone I can talk about doing this. But like, there are certain people now that like don't even tell jokes anymore. Just like complaining. Yeah, no, I love.

And then they say like something horrible at the end. And they're like, see, I can say it still. Yeah. I love John and Nick were really, there were a lot of jokes where I was kind of like, ooh, is someone going to, like, I was like scared of someone was going to start booing them or something. Really? Yes. Oh, that's funny. So I was on the edge of my seat, but every was all, it was all good because they were

towing, they were definitely. Towing the line. Which I love, but I was like scared. I was scared there was going to be a riot in the stands, but it was all good. All good. Yeah, I had the best, I had the best weekend. And I just like, I'm like, obsessed, ex-addicted, like beyond belief. That's so good.

Yeah. It's a fun week. Everybody's in L.A. Everybody's in L.A. Yeah. Now they can experience it. I was thinking on the way here because everybody's in LA type thing.

Yeah. I was thinking here, it's crazy that you know, everyone's like, oh, everyone's such a bad driver. Yes. I think that there's not, there should be more wrecks. Like, we're all driving our own

6,000 pound vehicle. Connor, I think that too. I think everyone's like kind of doing okay. There should be more wrecks and there should be more tsunamis. Sunamis and wrecks. Yeah. I don't understand how it's like

if there's a three-lane highway. I think I've spoken about how confusing this is to me before, but if there's a three lane and both people are trying to merge into the middle lane, why aren't there so many collisions from the people trying to merge into the lane? You know that happened to me, right? Did I tell you that? I think we've had this exact conversation before. I haven't said, because you wouldn't catch me saying, I think everyone's doing kind of good, but like, I'm shocked. I like want to give everyone a round of applause. Like, there should be 100 car pileups every morning. No, it is like a, it is to think about it, to take a step back and think about so many people with so many varying abilities, driving a huge massive piece of machinery.

Like I see people do certain things like stop walking in the middle of a sidewalk to respond to a text. Right. That person is able to drive a car. Right. There's really should be wrecks every two seconds. Right. There's people that are 411 and can barely reach the pedals. There's people that have severe ADHD and often don't look at the road. I wasn't even talking about disabilities.

I'm talking about people that are just like genuinely. Think about how many people there are that have varying abilities. I was not even, okay, so you can speak for the varying abilities community. I'm speaking for actual like inconsiderate doofuses. That's a different kind of ability too. Just like the level of due? Yeah. Yeah. I'm not talking necessarily, I'm not talking

Disabilities. Now I'm back to being like nobody can Fucking drive. I've like switched back to that team Because there's a bunch of morons on the road. Yeah, but it's just a matter. I get what you're saying about how there should be more Rex. Yeah. It's just like sometimes I'm driving When I was driving here, I'm like, I'm going 72 miles per hour On a residential street. I'm just flying and I'm like like fully just like thinking about um french fries and like oh my gosh where is like i should you know

just random stuff totally like when's the last time i've i need to be able to touch my toes you know like certain stuff like that and i'm thinking about while i'm going 70 in the 70 mile per hour range yeah and i'm behind a thousands and thousands of pounds of pound piece of metal I also some people myself like at the top of the list should not have access to their music while they're driving

oh I just know if I got pulled over like like but officer it was it was the four peas but officer it was the glee version but officer it was and the bee keep running running running and running and running running and running and running

but officer the beat just dropped and boom boom pow but officer what's that one song that I say I could I could fight a wild animal to by the four peas. I can't stop calling them that after I read that one tweet. It's like intellectual.

It's not let's get it started. No, it's a, pal, I've got a feeling. Pump it, parentheses louder. Yeah. They were on to something when they put that extra part in parentheses. I know you're pumping it right now. I need you to pump it. Come on.

I wonder if the 1975, which came first, when of the black IPs release, pump it, parentheses, louder and breenses. We're talking early. For the 1975? I think I fear so. Maybe they got inspired by the, by the four P's,

in 1975. There's a chance. It's not living, parentheses if it's not with you, and comma, by the 1975. There's a chance. Yeah, they do a lot of. It's something, yeah,

sometimes it's important to add, hey, I'm not done yet. Let's add this little parentheses piece, Taylor's version. What's interesting is, for the black eyed peas, you would really just call it pump it. Like no one's saying,

like, pump it louder. But for the 1975, you would do the whole title. You would do it's not with you. Yeah, you're right. Definitely interesting. Definitely interesting.

Definitely interesting. Yeah. I was thinking about this. If Netflix is a joke, I know this is not intentional at all and probably not even a thought by anyone. But do you think that

Netflix is a joke prevented any certain comedians from being at the Matt Gala? Like John Malania and his current wife, I could see them being there. He couldn't. He has the live show. Do you think Netflix is a show prevented any celebrities that are at? I don't think John, I don't think they, he's never been to the Met Gallag.

Like, I don't think he would go. I know, but there's a lot of people that have never been to the NEC gala. No, I think that if they were invited and wanted to go, they would be like, I'm not doing, I'm not doing a show this night. I'm saying, do you think that Netflix is a joke prevented anybody from going to? to the Met Gallo. Like, no, because I think if someone

really wanted to go, they would go. Are we having a different discussion? Yeah, I'm just thinking like, if it wasn't this week, you know, like obviously he's not going to fly back.

No. It's fine. What comedians do you think could have potentially been invited or if their teams were working on? Jerry Seinfeld went. Did he?

Yep. Jerry Seinfeld was at the MacGala last night. Really? Yes. Oh, because you know what? because he's he's promoting the movie about Pop-Tart. Yeah, because I literally said, oh my God, how was Jerry Seinfeld there?

How was Jerry Seinfeld there? He was just in L.A., and then I said, probably got it on a plane. Probably, like, flew there. He is older than Richard Kind. That's crazy. Yeah. I have something embarrassing that I have to get off my chest.

You don't know who Richard Kind is? No, I do. Oh, what? I have to get off my chest via a better help feature. What? I, like, wasn't aware of how close in age Jerry and Larry are. Yeah. Because I was always thinking, like, oh, Larry wrote,

Seinfeld about like a younger version of him. No, they're peers. Oh my God. Like went to high, could have gone to high school together. Yeah. Like same, that close in age. I would say.

Crazy. Yeah. Okay, so Jerry went. Jerry's like young, young presenting. He's like, Jerry's 70. Yeah.

Which doesn't make any type of sense. No, sensible. From where I'm standing. But by the way, just Metcala overarching in general. Oh, let's talk about the Macgalla. Hey, Macalla. I'm confused what the theme is.

University called. They gave you a full ride. No one ever knows the theme is at this point. It's just like we need to just accept that. Hit that gala, Halloween store called. They want some of their clothes back. The only person who I was like, this is absolutely perfect. I'm in love with you.

I'm in love with everything. I can't wait. Do you want to say it at the same time? Sure. Yeah. Is it going to be someone, are you being creative? No, I'm not being creative. This person's just perfect.

Yeah. Okay. One, two, three. Zendaya. February. Yeah, her too. Yeah. Yeah, I okay. Yeah, both of them. Also, I'm a Chamberlain. Yeah. Also, Rachel Sennett.

I don't think I saw hers. But to me, oh, I also, and also the Jonathan's. I mean, anytime a guy, let me see, I just saw, what the freaking? So the theme was, the gardens, but you're tired. P.OV, I'm in the garden, but I'm absolutely exhausted. Oh, I literally just woke up. POVA just woke up in the garden. Last time it was crazy.

I just woke up in the garden and also time is passing. That was the theme? No, it's also like the, it's the garden of time, but it's also the passage and the reawakening as well of time. She's like stunning and perfect. Yeah. But how is that the theme? Well, you need to see the whole thing. I need to see the whole thing.

The theme and the dress code are different. The theme and the dress code are different. So the theme of the carpet was reawakening. beauty. In the garden, though? Sleeping beauty. There was something

about time as well, yeah. Ugh. Did you see Andrew S? Yeah. So wait, what was the dress code? So the dress code is based

off a story. In the garden? Yes. And then the MET gala is, the theme is like reawakening beauty. So it's pieces

that you can't wear anymore. So they keep it in a glass case. So this was a glass case this no not this

but this is based off the story well she looks she looks great she's real pretty what is the story is it sleep I don't know

I hold on I'll get it the thing is like I've tried every year to understand it and I haven't so it's just like the Garden of Time

is the dress code it really is just like up to your own interpretation this is not to compare I would literally come with my binkie. Not to compare it to like every wedding I've been to recently, but it's like,

can you just like let us know what to wear? Because what do you mean the theme is the garden of time? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I'd show up in my pajamas and my binky, garden and resting. The garden of time. How do you mean the garden?

Okay, this year's dress code was the garden of time. Okay. I certainly saw many floral and botanical looks grace the famed Mac Gala red carpet. Oh, florals for spring, groundbreaking. When I hear Garden of Time, I do think of Alice in Wonderland. And you know who did it the most Alice in Wonderland? Barry Keoggan. You know what?

Everyone hates on Barry Keoghian for this. He looks like he would need me to tell him a riddle to go past a bridge. And he also... You're saying he looks like a troll? He looks like... He looks like I'm late. I'm late for a very important date. He looks like the rat.

Yeah, that's what he did. And there was something about Sabrina's dress. I did love her dress, by the way. But they were like a, almost like a duo. I forget what she was. She wasn't Alice. Looks like Alice. Yeah, they were doing couples.

Yeah. Oh, well, good. Yeah. I think anytime a guy wears anything that isn't just a tux, which is probably what I would have gone for just to be understated and not, not getting trouble. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's pretty. He's the madhouse. Yeah. Yeah, he's, yeah. Look at him the Jonathan's. Let me know if you would have done what the Jonathan's did. I would not have had my arms out. Like, like, do you have done that?

Yeah, I would, yeah, that's a good. Pretty, huh? Yeah. He's, wow, very pretty pretty. Oh, you like my one flower? Let me show you something. Oh my God, he goes, I have another flower somewhere, but it's a secret. He knows what he's doing.

How about the other Jonathan? What if he opened his jacket and it was a gun? This is the other, Jonathan. Would you've done that? No. Really? Why? I love his fresh waters on the collar.

It's kind of reminding me of high school prom. No, it's not. It's reminding me of high school prom, yes. What 18-year-old boy would have done a freshwater collar? I don't. What are you talking about freshwater collar? His pearls. Oh.

Sorry, I missed that. He's clutching his pearls. Which like. I like the other ones better. Okay, that's fine, but it's pretty. Leah Michelle, you know, it means the world to me. That color that she wore should be extinct. But her dress was beautiful if it was in any other color.

I don't think that color should be available to us. It's just, it's a bad color. The end of the day. And I really do love all colors. She's gorgeous and she looks perfect. Any other color would do. Yeah, I just don't. Well, I guess I should fit foot.

Focus on eye statements. I don't like that color. Yeah. Focus on eye statements. Look at, did you see I. Oh? Yeah, she's great. She's perfect.

Kendall Jenner also looked so good. Which my understanding with Kendall Jenner is that she never, that all of them don't ever dress on the theme. Yeah, she has like the same vibe. She should have taken a picture with Dan Levy. Yeah. Because they had the same but opposite. Did you see Dan Levy's? Dan Levy's another suit.

where I would say I would wear that. Really? Really? It's creative. It's cool. Now, Bad Bunny, lock him up for that. What did he do? I'll pull it up.

We'll pull it up. Bad Bunny Matt Gala. He looks like someone who's just this villain at a casino. And there he is right there. He looks like he needs to... If I ever saw that day. Yeah. Yeah, that's like an evil villain.

a movie? I also didn't think that anyone needed particularly to go as a tree. Just like, that's not about anyone specifically just in general. It's not about Lana Del Rey or Lizzo. It's just like, it's just not something I would have done. It was fine. It kind of felt like

high school theater. It's gorgeous. Something also very interesting is that Kim and Lana were interviewed at the same time. and Lana is a dear, dear friend of Taylor Swift. So there's like a lot of like Kim becoming friends with like Taylor Swift's friends, which is so interesting due to, I find that very interesting due to that rivalry. Because Sabrina also just did his skim's campaign.

Well, so did Lana Delray. So did Lana Delray too. So Kim is kind of collecting those pieces. Those new shoes? Yeah. Brooke, thank you. Yeah, I just got a pair of gazelles too. Oh, did you?

Yeah, they're pretty. Are those new socks? Uh, yep, does as well. What a con, whose sockies are? They're Jordans. Pretty. Air Jordans. Love them, Connor.

They sent me some socks and it reminded me that when I was in like grade school, I bought a pair of Jordans. I did not play basketball just to fit in. Why was I wearing a pair of Jordans? Five foot two. We're on Jordans. When were you five two? I don't know. Fifth grade.

No, you weren't. You were taller than that. Was I? I don't know. I think so. I mean, I was five foot. I was at some point I was five two. Actually, I'm

I'm You're not just When I was a second grade student teacher The kids were almost my height F F F F F or 11 They were 411 They were gaining on me Okay

There was one kid who was taller than me I don't think there's any way in third grade When I was eight years old That I was five foot Anything No Yeah maybe you're right Maybe fifth grade

You're five too Yeah I wonder how tall I was in fifth grade Four flat? This is a video view when you were a baby. I love it. I love that. You were this big and you were kind of floating around on the railroad tracks.

No one's going to get that reference and that's fine. They might. They might. Really quickly, Connor. Well, I just want to flag something actually for everyone that says I'm like so stupid. I was not scamped by that car by car registration.com. And I want to apologize for disparaging car registration.com's name. that's a legit registration

and I did go to the DMV.com to get my car registered and it was about the same price so it's just very expensive to get your car registered in California. Okay. So I wasn't scammed. I was actually ahead of my time.

So. Well, that's good. I'm real smart. Good on you. That's a good thing to note. Thank you. I have something exciting. Tell me.

See the Kentucky debuts this weekend and I bet on a horse and that motherfucker won, bitch. I won. How much money did you win? I put down $100 on this horse and I got $2,400. You're lying.

No. How does that happen? You just like talk to a bookie and put some money down. But why did you get so much more? Because it's like whatever odds. They were in your favor. Yeah. Well, no, they were against me and that's why I got so much money.

But in the end they were in your favor. Well, the stars were in line. Sure. and maybe I'm just like a lucky man because then I got addicted I bet on every other game that day Did you win anything else? Or did you lose your 21st?

I won $69 from the Bruins game I won $100 from another game that I can't remember which one it was but I was up like literally $2,500 plus That's so exciting? On Saturday. Yeah. Wow.

Speaking of Stars being a line. Yeah. I've been seeing everywhere and I don't think it's just like a random TikTok, like those astrology people. Yeah. That's something crazy is about to happen for Gemini's. And I'm not even just like starting at the end of May.

I literally everywhere I turn, I'm seeing this messaging. And I'm a Gemini, by the way. Yeah. So Gird your loins because I think something like, I think something insane is about to happen to me. Speak it. Personally.

Speak it. I think like, I think something big could be. on the precipice. Not on the precipice. Dead serious. For my fellow Gemini's, I think some,

something, this shit's about to blow up. And I don't, I don't like believe, I'm not a believer. Like, I'm not very spiritual. I don't know anything about astrology.

I believe this with my whole heart because sometimes you just have to in order to get by in order to tell yourself to get out of bed every morning. Something huge is going to happen to Gemini. And it doesn't matter

what kind of Gemini, Sun, moon, rising whatever if you've a gemini anywhere shit's about to blow up go precipice girl starting at the end of May though so I don't know man I'm excited for you looking forward to that yeah me too I will keep you all updated so it's exciting um

I'm getting a bird bath like if you care at all you are receiving a bird bath or you're purchasing a bird bath for birds I already bought it and it's for birds okay that you're going to put outside. Cool. So it's really cool to see birds in that

frame. No, that'll be exciting. Yeah, like birds kind of excuse the pun, like kind of nice to see them get out of their shell a bit. There's no pun. Get a bird getting out of its shell. That's not a pun to you guys.

You mean their egg? The egg shell. Okay. What the fuck? Who's so? are you guys on? I don't think shell when I hear bird. They bust out of their shell when they're born.

And I saying it's... To me, that's more ocean life is related to shell. Egg shell? Egg shell? If you break an egg and you're cooking scrambled eggs and something gets into it, what would you say? Oops, I dropped in the... If I'm doing word association and you say bird, shell is the last thing that comes to mind. Egg shell. Egg comes to mind.

No one says egg shell. Oh, my God. I'm... Literally no one... My blood is boiling right now. You're making eggs in the morning and you're using the term egg shells? Yeah. Egg whites.

Egg yolks. Can you hand me the egg shell? No, it's egg. I don't think I, I don't think we can continue this coming here. When you think of, okay, shell, what's the image in your head right now? Well, now you've said shells. It's a shell on the beach. Brooke, this is a language barrier and it's like almost too much to conquer.

Okay. I'm going to move on. I just, I was saying I think it's, I think it's nice to see birds express themselves in a way that you don't normally see every day splashing. I'm not arguing with that. And feeling free. I'm not arguing with that. I'm not arguing with that. Am I allowed to say skin?

Yeah, I'm not arguing with that. Birds have skin under their feathers. I'm not arguing with that. I'm just saying when I think of shells, I do not think of birds and vice versa. Egg shell. Egg shell is not a shell. Yes, it is. Could not be more.

clear. A shell is what you find on the beach. An egg shell is not a shell. An egg shell is an egg shell. There's different kinds of stuff. Shoe. Shoe. Um, horseshoe. They're not the same thing. A horseshoe is not a shoe. It's a horse shoe. An egg shell isn't a shell on the beach. I know. That's what I'm trying to tell you. I never said. Brooke, I never claimed that an egg shell from an egg was a shell on the beach. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just saying you say, you say, shell, I don't think of eggshell. The pun wasn't really a pun unless you had said eggshell.

What was the pun? Let's start over. I thought it was, now I can't even remember it. Birds getting out of their shell. Okay, how about this? Is this a pun? It's nice to see turtles. You would say birds getting out of their eggshells. It's nice to see turtles out enjoying the day in my turtle bath. And it's nice to see them get out of their shell and express themselves. Yes, that's fine.

Oh, that works for you? Because they have a shell on their back. Yeah, well, egg-tab... That's not their eggshell. It's not a shell, and that's what they're born from. If they did not have a shell on their back, if they were just naked like that, and you said turtles getting out of their shell, I'd say, no go. It was like the dumbest thing ever that pissed me off in the whole world, probably.

Yeah, me too. I'm not pissed, though. I'm am. It's fair. I'm am. That's fair. I'm just being nitpicky. You're probably right, honestly, about the shells of it all.

I dropped my laundry off for fluff and fold. You'd be proud. Why didn't you just get it picked up? Because they're two blocks away from me. I felt embarrassed. Really? And I think it would be more expensive. I would have to pay a premium for them to come pick it up.

That's true. I could just go drop it off. Yeah. Because I'd already put it in bags. For me, if I'm like moving at all, I might as well just do it in the basement of my location. Mine, I told you about, like, the things don't work. And it takes four quarter. It takes eight quarters, so it's $2.

And you have to do it twice. So, like, I'm paying $20 to do my laundry. every single time. Yeah. So I had them come pick it. I went and dropped it off. It's so weird to drop your laundry off and be like, okay, I trust you, I guess. Yeah.

It's been a long day without you, my friend. And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again. That's the best thing Charlie Puth's ever done. That's Charlie Puth. Is that Charlie Puth? It is. In Whisklypha. That's the best thing

Charlie Pooh's in Wiss Gleafa I've ever done together especially. That's so true. Yeah. Can you explain to me what's going on with

Drake and who? Kendrick Lamar. What's going on with them? I don't know. And I'm not like, I'm not, I'm like watching it. I guess Drake's a pedophile.

Really? According to Kendrick. It's like all I have and Kendrick's just short. I? That's like whatever. That's it. Yeah.

It seems to be more than that Based of like how Much people are talking about it I wish that there was like a Spark notes on stuff like this where it's just like Give me the gist I know I agree Spark notes I'm sure there's a TikToker that's done it

To be honest I don't really Summarized Okay Okay Now I'm not 100% sure what started the beef but I do know Kendra's most recent album he just this is for anyone that needs to That wants to keep up with a TikTok Kendrick's recent album

He dissed Drake by saying When Kanye got back with Drake I was slightly confused Basically saying that it was weird How Kanye and Drake squashed the beef so quickly Future came out with a song called Like That Featuring Metro Booman Who's a producer Brooke

Yeah And Kenjah Gilmar Where Kendrick then dissed him The first direct shot Was made when he said Fuck sneak Dissing first You know Brooke

It's fun It doesn't matter It doesn't matter It doesn't matter at all. It doesn't matter at all. I don't care either. Good luck. I wish them the best. Yeah, me too. Unless he's a pedophile. Exactly. I wish them the worst, I guess. Yeah.

Yep. Oh my God, I started watching baby reindeer. What do you think? It's really good. Yeah. And I have not been able to watch TV at all in the past few months. So that's exciting. Yeah, this thing will suck you in. It's kind of. It's black mirror vibes, which I love. It's like the energy. The energy is the way it's filmed almost. There's like a sinister energy, but it's also like there's funny pieces too. funny pieces but it's like definitely something that's definitely something that you need to like a psychiatrist needs to break down for me because I'm it's like call the cops you know but it's the whole thing yeah it's like call the cops right um with her Martha I saw an interview of her like the real actress that always throws me for a loop I know because like I associate her with like now it's like I was like scared I was like, oh my God, how are they letting her do an interview?

Okay, she's an actress and she's normal and she's like, and she's like cute and like that, like she's such a good actress then for me to be like, yeah, for me to be floored when she's doing an interview and she's a normal person. She's adorable. Yeah. And Brooke, there are a lot of people out there

who aren't able to break that connection. No, I know. I see, who's the girl on Breaking Bad? I think it's hard to write this one here. who was like the Jesse Pinkman's girlfriend. Black hair with bangs. Yeah. What's her name?

It's not Jessica. She plays Jessica Jones. Richard Ritter. And something? Yeah. Her entire Instagram feed still is like, fuck you, bitch. She posts a picture of like her Easter,

her at Easter and they're like, hey, Jesse Pinkman deserve better, all this stuff. And it's like, she's acting. Right. And now it's a show over. Well, it's a testament to her acting then. Yeah.

It's like the episode of Drake and Josh with the theater thug. Let's see. When everyone like couldn't understand that Josh wasn't the theater thug. Oh, well, these are all in what seems to be Korean or Chinese. Okay, so that's not going to help us. What the hell is that? Remember when you were in Breaking Bad? Yeah, I do.

She probably does. Wait, what, where is she at this thing? Oh, oh, that was at the sphere. I saw her at an event. Really? Yeah. She cool? I don't know.

Do you love her? I didn't talk to her, but she looks. like she looks there like pretty and stuff. She seems to be cool. Yeah. Oh, I have a big announcement. Max is getting his nuts chopped, guys. Oh my God, when?

I take the bed at 3.30 today? Well, he has to have like a preliminary appointment. I told you that that's been. He's getting the consultation. Wow. I hate to see him go, but I love to watch him leave. They are getting bigger, I feel like, as the days pass. It does.

I know it's like natural for male dogs to have. balls like that's just how the cookie crumbles but it does feel on that like it does none of my dogs ever had balls so it just it does always like freak me out it does seem that his it seems like his nuts are growing stronger day by day yeah their power is getting more vast yeah um so yeah he goes in today and then they give me like a consultation for how much it's going to be and then I go take them in I think I don't know when they're gonna schedule it but I have time now so I can go drop them and have them chopped

oh it's so horrible to think about it is so horrible to think about not then oh my gosh I just can't believe I'm taking a dog to get surgery like an like I know it's necessary because I can't relax at the park you know yeah and then anytime he gets like dogs attack him

which it's happened like four times or something I'm like it's because his balls you're not ready to be a grandfather uh or if you think you'd be an uncle I wish we had a closer I'm sure they do because of the cameras

I'm being serious are you ready to accept your role as Max's dad He's not going to get pregnant No but if he had a kid That would be your grandson Or daughter Are you ready to accept that?

Or do you still think that would be Nease X-Nephew? It's fine because I'm watching him And he's not No Connor do you accept Max as your son Sure No

Yes or no I don't know I don't want to do this in front of everyone What is your deal Commitment issues It's time for better help Oh yeah maybe Okay, well, I'm wishing everybody the best in their week. Me too.

Brooke is going to Europe, so wish, because you guys won't see her before she goes to Europe. No, they will. This comes out Thursday. This comes out this week. Yeah. And then the one we record tomorrow, I'll be in. I know, but they won't see until you're in Europe. Oh, sorry.

Oh, yep. Let's go. Yes. I'm excited I'm doing Paris for about one day. That's all you need in Paris. I haven't been since I was in high school. It's just like not all. cracked up. I remember not loving it, but I'm excited to maybe reframe that experience. Then, Italy,

we're doing Florence. I've never been. Wow. Oh, that's going to be so fun. And then Nehomophic coast, which I have been and is my favorite place ever. Are you going to be able to swim? Is it warm there right now? Yeah, I think it's 70s. Wow. Yeah, so I'm really excited. Wow. That's exciting. And then I have London and countryside for Will and Arden's wedding. So that'll be. Oh, my gosh. I didn't realize you're going to their wedding. Yes. Oh, that's amazing. Yes. So that'll be, that'll be. That'll be so exciting. Oh, it's 76, Brooke? Yeah, it'll be, it'll be really pretty. I am struggling with what to pack because it's like, should I go full European summer mode? Like, florals and stuff? Yes. Is it, is that okay for end of May? Yes. Yes. Okay. I had get this and then we'll head out.

I got this romper from anthropology that I was like, this is so cute. It's like very like summer kind of like florally grandma and like I love that kind of look. And so I sent it to like to Kat who like is also like loves that kind of style like grandma vibes and my sister who I always kind of just like run things by because she's very firm and mean. Both of them came back and Connor I was so excited like fit me great like look like you. And they were both they both said that's the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life period on God take it back. So obviously I was like oh my God. I had no idea that it was this ugly. But I think I'm going to I'm going to keep it.

And I'm going to wear it in Italy. Wow. So be, I'll send you a picture when I get home. You'll hate, oh my God, you'll hate it. Can you show me a picture that? I never expected you to like that. Oh, yeah, I will show you a picture. I'll give a live reaction in real time.

Live reaction. But yeah, you'll hate it. I've no doubt in my mind. But I'm going to move forward with it because I do think you have to picture it like in the Amalfi Coast, okay? You have to. It's not like I'm wearing this to London. Why can't I find Cat?

Okay, here. Let me, I just have to look through our photos really quick. About 18. Okay, this, I mean, you're a hate it. No, I don't hate it. Really? Yeah. I'm surprised Cat hated that as much as you did.

No, it's great. Thank you. That's really sweet. Yeah. I just felt like it, like, fit well and is like the vibe. So. Cat loves ugly stuff. I know.

It's crazy. So you should take that as a compliment. compliment. That it's not ugly. Yeah. And this is, never mind. I'll show you.

I'll send you pictures of my clothes later. Oh, never mind. Anyway, be on the lookout for my ugly romper that I'm going to wear.

And then we'll see you in the bonus. And I don't think we even cut we have to cut anything out today. So six extra minutes. That's crazy. Good job. Thank you.

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