Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - What About The Jello?
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Are you going to the OC Fair this year?
I want to.
I'm going tonight.
Are you really?
I am.
Wow.
That's where you got, um, don't tell me.
Do not tell me.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You got sucked off by the, don't tell me.
Got sucked off by the, something zone.
Something, it's like a one syllable word like zone.
I think ozone.
The ozone layer?
I got you that t-shirt.
the Gravitron or something
Yeah but you called it the ozone
Something
Anyway let us know in the comments
What sucked Connor off at the O.C. Fair
If anyone remembers
I think that was the name of the episode maybe
I got sucked off at the O.C. fair
No, by the Pacific thing
You got sucked off by at the O.C.
Was it definitely sucked off?
I don't think we said it
No, we've said it, we've said it so many times in the first 10 seconds of the episode.
I hope it is.
You know what?
Huh.
We're typing and sucked off.
Hang on guys.
Sucked off.
Bear with us.
Bear with us here.
Let's see.
Sucked off.
Sucked off.
Abduction zone.
Abduction zone.
And it was sucked off.
You got sucked.
And zone.
I said zone.
Mm-hmm.
Awesome.
You did.
I got sucked off by.
That is a tough thumbing out for me.
I got sucked off.
the abduction zone at the OC Fair.
And that's the one where you kind of stand up
and it goes in a circle.
All I got was this t-shirt.
Thanks, Izzy, by the way.
I loved the t-shirt.
Oh, that's going to be so fun.
Yeah, well, I'm excited because I just learned
that there's a, like, a petting zoo of sorts.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Because, you know, I'm not a big rides girl.
Although, do you think they have the pirate ship that?
They do.
I do like that.
I can confirm with 100%
certainty.
Certainty.
that they have that.
I do love that one.
That's so fun.
The OC Fair is magical.
It's a magical place.
I'm just really excited.
Yeah, you should be.
I don't know what else to say.
That's probably fine.
Welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast.
We have a very special guest today.
She's colorblind.
She voiced the dragon in Shrek 2.
Everyone makes some noise for Brooke Averick.
Thank you so much for having me.
I feel like we haven't like, we just never get the chance to talk.
We never sit here and let our hair down, do we?
No, never.
I'm glad we finally get to do that day.
Yeah.
What should we start with?
There's so many options.
I have something this morning I had to call customer service at American Airlines,
which I want to stop burning bridges with every airline.
I was just about to ask you to rank your airlines.
genuinely none of them have any grace for me at all like they have done things to me that I have to take personally
and I know that customer service is not a representation of everybody I know that at an individual
level customer service worker it could be having a bad day I show up I'm nothing but nice we know you
Anyways.
What happened?
Well, so I bought, I'm going to Michigan in two weeks.
And I bought, Max is coming with me.
Because after Michigan, I go straight on to tour for two and a half months.
And so my parents, when I meet them in Michigan, they're just going to take my dog for two months, which is so scary.
I think that'll be good for everyone.
He's going to be with his grandparents.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which is special.
He never gets to spend one-on-one, one-on-two time with them.
No.
And that will be something, truly.
Because their house is without an animal right now, which is, I just can't believe.
Like a house without an animal is devoid of life to me.
Yeah.
I figured out when I went home to visit.
You know, I'm like, I do worry because Mimi is, my Mimi is living with them right now.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
In Texas?
To avoid the winter in Idaho.
Okay, but she still has her Idaho home.
She does.
She do.
But, um.
It's summer right now.
Oh, my God.
I guess she's getting ahead of it.
or behind it.
Whoa, getting ahead of it.
When did she head over there?
It's impossible to stay.
But Max jumps.
So, Mimi's time on this earth
I'd be limited.
Like, obviously, like, wishing nothing but the best for Mimi.
And, like, I'm sure she'll be fine.
But, like, that's a good way to go.
Is death by Max?
Death by Max?
He's as tall as her when he jumps.
When he, because he's long.
He's taller than me.
You know how people can stretch their cats out?
And it's like, why is it still?
going. Yeah. That's what Max
can do with his body. He's snatched.
He's an accordion. His waist.
Where is it? You look finding his waist.
He's got a great body. Anyways, he
um, so he's going to go
home with them and
I'm going to... I feel weird about saying Max has a great body.
Should we cut that? No, Brooke. I said he was snatched.
You're fine. That feels better.
He's in great shape. He's in the best shape of his life.
That feels less like, almost like
sexual to me. The way that you're harping on
is making me, like, worried. It's okay.
I just think he's a good looking dog.
Stop. Do you hear my stomach?
Yes.
You're hungry like the wolves.
I know.
I'm just saying, ooh, my flash is on.
Oh, okay.
So we were talking about my sexy dog just a second ago, just a moment ago.
So I bought him a second seat, and there's no like this seat is for a dog option.
I'm trying to be respectful because technically you don't have to buy.
the dog a second seat he can just be at your feet i'm like no he's not a yorky he's something else entirely
and he can't fit in front of like my legs you know and i want him to be comfy and i want like i don't
want someone next to me being like there's a like a dog butt touching my feet whatever so i bought
him a seat now when i went through the process like clearly i wasn't thinking straight so i was like oh yeah
Max, wood, weight, 65, height, kind of depends.
So I'm thinking I have to dress them up like Scooby-Doo.
I literally was just saying this is so spooky island.
Yeah.
And we are going to a spooky island.
I'm trying to think, like, I don't think I've ever been on a plane with, like, a dog like that.
I haven't either.
So, but I just realized this morning,
why don't I scrap this whole plan altogether
I get rid of both my seat and my
my furry baby seat
my fur baby's seat my fur baby see
yeah your fur baby baby
and then I'll just get one seat in first class with much more room
which will probably be less expensive than two seats
next to each other
in business business
because there's more room for him to like
and then I can sit first class
yeah
so I called
no help
I don't know what you want me to do
exactly what I asked basically
and they're on board
with Max coming on the plane
yeah
he can
he's a registered
emotional support dog
okay
what is
I just like don't
I mean I don't really know
how that stuff work
no I mean I don't either
I really
I just I'm wondering
I'm wondering about it
well I posted on my close friends on Instagram
and I said has anyone flown
recently with a dog
every person that said yes
was their dog's in a carrier.
Like it's a small dog.
That's why I'm concerned.
Yeah, I think we're all concerned, of course.
I don't want to drive to Michigan.
I was just going to say, would you consider driving?
After driving to Idaho last summer.
Oh my God, wait, Michigan's so far.
Yeah.
Michigan's on Eastern Standard Time, the same as New York.
That's how far away it is.
Damn, yeah.
I don't know the answer.
But I'll be praying for you and everyone.
Okay.
next topic yeah i'm scared of flying again Connor i can't even talk about it do you know what
i'm going to say i don't want to talk about it i'm so serious well we have to we owe it no i can't talk
about it in this space because i'm going on so many flights coming up i'm going on 42 by the way in the
fall okay i do want to apologize but so i know i know what you're feeling i'm going on two well two times
two there and back plus layover that's like eight
when you crunch.
But like that, obviously there was like a video of it.
So the whole thing with the jello.
No, no, no, that's turbulence specific.
What happened to cause this incident that we're referencing?
Like, I can't, I don't even want to elaborate on any further.
I'll elaborate because as someone who genuinely, genuinely, genuinely, every time I get on a plane and the door shuts, I'm like, I just signed up to to kill myself.
It's so scary.
And I know there's probably people laughing.
I was not like this.
Even a year, actually maybe like a year and a half.
I was not like this.
I don't know what happened.
I would get on a plane.
I would have my snacks.
I would use the blanket.
I would actually go as far as to say,
I really enjoyed myself.
It was like a treat.
This sound, Brooke, ding.
Thank you for flying the friendly skies.
I'd be like, you're welcome.
I'm so happy to be a part of the family skies.
No, I totally agree that now it's like a death wish.
I don't want to say that.
What happened to us?
I don't know.
I guess just like exposure to the internet and videos and such and so forth and just hearing more about incidents.
Basically what happened on this plane in Brazil crashed and it literally didn't just crash.
It didn't nosedive.
A nosedive would have been a better outcome somehow.
Basically both of their engines went out.
So I don't.
And this goes back to my argument that like something that heavy shouldn't be in the sky.
I know.
And that sucks because the jello.
I was like, I googled like what about the jello, obviously.
But the jello.
That's just turbulence.
So basically the plane had lost both engines.
And you can land with one engine.
But if you lose both engines, it can go into this thing called a flat spin.
And a flat spin you can't get out of.
Like once it gets into.
Okay.
And then I go back to like, would it be such a, would it be so much to ask to put some parachutes on?
Why don't?
Yeah.
I don't know why.
They could have, like.
Like, that's obviously, like, it's not ideal to have, like, however many people panicking
and putting on parachutes and whatever, but it's better than, like, a zero percent chance
of survival.
I'm going to say something very dark.
Okay?
I don't know.
I truly, in my heart, conspiracy theorist sitting in the Kelly Clarkson Wayfair collection,
I think that a lot of the plane companies don't want the people to live so that they can't
sue them for $100 million.
That's so dark.
They're already getting sued by the family.
By the families.
Yeah.
So I don't think.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's my.
I don't think that's it.
Give us a parachute.
Like can I try, can I carry on be a parachute?
You know?
That's an opportunity, a business opportunity for you is to make a carryout and parachute
combo platter.
Yeah.
Like, okay, I've got my duffel.
I have my, I have my weekend bag.
I have my away weekend bag.
And the soft shell too definitely would be easier to make the soft shell
What's in that soft shell? Oh my parachute and just in case
Literally like I don't even feel crazy saying yeah add a parachute
I'm like I know we're like goofy
I'm being so serious saying like give me a parachute I completely agree
I don't know why we don't all have parachute I think it is a slap in the damn face
That they give us a life jacket I was just about to bring up the life jacket
we're probably going to need a parachute more than a life jacket
because we're in the sky we're up in the sky if we land in the water like
I'm not making it to the life jacket if we land in the water like I'm gone already
I went I went on the way down okay I'm not worried about it give me the parachute
I know me and you like end of the hunger games like should we just both take these jelly
beans they probably taste good like a let me sleep gummy yeah let me sleep gummy yeah let me
Should we both just do these lemmy sleep?
Wait, let me.
Oh, I shouldn't say that.
We're not joking around about this.
No, I'm like, I am truly, it's causing me a genuine panic.
And I was, I had just had a can after or before watching the video of the Brazil plane.
And like, I can't even, I don't have the words to express what that did to my psyche.
I can't imagine.
And then obviously, like the way my brain works is that like if I'm talking about something like, oh, it's going to happen.
So I'd like to move on.
Do you mind?
No, that one didn't feel good for me either.
We can, let's go to something like light before I go on my other heavy topic.
Okay.
Okay.
I have tons of light options for you unless you have one and not.
Yeah, no, give me something light to.
Well, look, I have to circle back to the end-it-ends with us drama.
That's what's- No, that's heavy for me.
That was my heavy topic.
Okay.
Well, I do want to get to that eventually because I saw it again.
Well, why don't you just do it?
If you want to get it. Now, not even it's heavy for other people. Personally, I'm still not invested. I've just like, really? No, no, now I've been hit with another, another qualm. I've been hit with another qualm. This is the most invested I've been in like an outside drama for maybe ever. Another qualm has hit the, has hit the third hour for me for this whole drama. And I'll, you want to tell me what it is. Is it about Blake? Yeah. Yeah, well, let me let me get a little bit more into the drama. Well, you know, I saw the first. The first. The first. I saw the first. I saw the first. The first. I saw. The first. The first. I saw. The first. I was. The first. The first. Well, you know, I saw. Well, I saw. Well, I
time I saw it was like a few weeks before it came out at like an advanced screening. And I said like
when there is that advanced screening or premiere energy in the room, I tend to like a movie a lot more than like I normally would have. So I did say and feel that I really loved the movie. Then I went to see it a few nights ago again. And this was after all the drama had already started started and come out to the public. Did not like it as much. Especially because everything that we're hearing about Blake, I had a tough time.
I'm watching her in the film, and she is actually in the film quite a bit as the lead.
So what everyone is saying now is that Ryan Reynolds was very involved in the script and the production,
and that Blake and Ryan went to the like Deadpool producers or whatever and had them make a final cut of the movie that was different than Justin Baldoni's final cut.
And so that was the post-production fight that everyone had got into.
was over these two cuts because she had commissioned an additional cut, I think, without Justin's
knowledge. I don't know if he knew or not, but we still don't know what cut was chosen.
I would think maybe his cut ended up being chosen, which makes sense considering he's the director
and like everyone rallied behind Blake for her cut. That's just what everyone's thinking and what
makes sense. And then the additional issue is how the press is being handled with Justin very much
kind of like bringing attention to the domestic violence theme of the movie, which makes a lot of
sense because that's what the movie's about and what it should be about.
And like, bringing a lot of attention to her hair care line.
And also just like the floral elements of the film that obviously looks bad because it is
like not tasteful. And so obviously seeing the film through that lens, like it was pretty
unenjoyable. Right. So I would say she's really doing everyone a disservice.
for if she cares about the film.
Like I literally was like,
this, this blows.
I saw one tweet saying that
Blake lively is in her J-Lo era
and that was all I needed to really see.
Your husband should not
be touching the script.
Someone else tweeted
seems like you and Ryan
need to get together and write a joint apology
since you need to do everything together.
Like Milakunis and Ashton Kutcher.
That joint apology?
But like right now,
Justin like obviously we don't nothing is confirmed what happened but he is looking like a literal goddamn angel which which I had which I had always thought okay yeah I was thinking that too like right now he is at king status especially because how he's been speaking about everybody and like he has not said a bad word about anyone in fact he's only said good things and everyone else is being like so disrespectful towards him someone said Blake did you read the book
someone said blake you're not margot promoting barbie wait i have something else that someone had
i'm gonna feel really bad if something comes out that like jesson was actually terrible on set because
we don't know but just based up of the theories and what we do know so far it's not looking good
for blake l i love this one of blake lively they're like tearing her up on ticot in a couple
he's making a list and checking it twice grab your red coats and come see my new movie shimler's
Liss starring a hunk with a very particular set of skills, Liam Neeson.
Yeah, that is what it's giving.
Yeah, they're like...
You should see the movie.
I think, like, once you see it, you'll be like, holy shit.
Like, I can't believe what she's doing with the press.
Okay.
Yeah, like how light she's making it.
It does, it does feel like the summer I turned pretty, like from what I'm watching.
It does.
There's bug trying to get in your finger.
I felt bug.
You know what it is?
This is my sweet vanilla cashmere scented lotion.
Bug is trying to get onto your other hand now.
Yeah.
Bug.
Are bugs male and female?
They have to be.
They're not.
If they...
Androgynous?
Is that the right?
They have to.
They have to be.
Bug is here.
Hi, Bug.
Did you come from my house with me?
Oh dear.
You know, my children's book I was going to write?
Yeah.
One of the options.
a route I was going to take, my mom and I came up with, years and years and years ago.
I was sitting on the plane and in front of me, I'm looking at the documents in the front
pocket there, or the pocket, seat pocket.
And there's an ant, a little cute aunt, you know, where it's like legit three dots.
It's like an ellipse.
Yeah.
And like two ends in it.
It's like an aunt you draw.
Totally.
And I'm looking at it and I was like, mom, do you think this, do you think this little ant has any idea it's about to go to California?
Can an ant survive the altitude?
I don't know.
I should have kept an eye on it.
But I'm saying, how crazy is that to, like, I'm sure there's a lot of children's books like that.
We're like, the little ants big adventure.
But like, it was weird being like, like, that was my kind of legislation.
mind moment where I was like, do you think he's leaving his family?
Like he's off to the big city.
Oh my God, that reminds me of Marcel the show.
Mm-hmm.
Getting separated.
Yeah.
Oh.
Just something to think about.
Totally.
Because this little...
Write it.
Where's this bug go?
He's probably in my dream.
And honestly, like, you could illustrate.
Like, you've got a touch of...
I've got a little touch of...
My mom always said I was slightly artistic.
Yeah.
So...
Yeah.
You are slightly artistic.
I think you could totally.
do that.
I should.
And that would be a fun project.
It would be fun.
Okay, there's also dust
like moving around like
like avidly moving around.
Can I be completely on it?
Yeah.
I think it's my dead skin
floating, floating into the air
and soaring.
It's coming down.
Oh my gosh, you know it'd be another good.
Are you seeing it or is it just over here?
There is dust.
Like an unimaginable,
I can barely see you.
Connor, I'm,
I think you might be having some sort of something.
No?
From like a psychological perspective.
Mm-mm.
Um, sorry.
Okay.
Let's move on.
Well, actually speaking of book, I need to talk about my book really quickly because I can't,
because I can't talk about anything else.
And I've gotten clearance to say that I can say that I'm writing a book.
But I don't know.
Like, it's not like, it's nothing like official has happened or anything, but that's like
my new passion project.
Because I've gotten 50 pages.
I've written 50 pages of my fiction novel, okay?
Which 50 pages is like I think it's actually going to think I think we're going
somewhere.
And I had sent pages.
I had sent pages into a higher power.
And so it was like, okay, looking good.
Higher power was like, let's do it.
So nothing like fully official, but official in my mind because that's what I need to
to believe.
Yeah.
I, and this is like not good self-promotion at all, which is what I should be doing.
I got a little high last night
And I was like, let me read, let me read my work.
Oh, no.
Oh, bad.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I can't believe I had sent it into a higher power.
Oh.
Did you share it with anyone else before you send it in?
No.
That's what, but that's, we said yesterday, like, that's a first draft.
No, I know.
Our dear friend Caleb made me feel better because he was like, literally like, just.
write everything down and that doesn't have to be good.
It's your rewrites that make it good.
I want to flag that I said that in a worse words than him before.
The words he said really got to me.
But like I hope that it was just because I was high because you know how things seem like so intense when you're high.
But I was like there's, oh.
Bug.
But that's horrible promo.
But like it is going to be good.
I'm telling you.
I think that's great promo.
I think great promo.
It's a journey.
Total journey.
You don't know where you're going.
I hope to keep you updated on the journey.
Because I do really feel like I wake up and I'm like, oh my God, like my life has like a little bit more purpose, which is awesome.
Which is why I think you should write your children's book.
Yeah, I want to.
Yeah.
That and like, yeah, I'm going to do, I think I would do the children's book first.
But yours is going to like, I'm going to have this like dumb ass children's book.
And then you're going to have like a legit like journey.
a fictional character.
No, no, no, no.
We'll see.
Okay.
Yeah.
You guys just have to promise me you'll get, you'll read it.
And if I get, I'm already, like, you know how I am with the comments, like on our
podcast and whatever.
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.
You legit, like, you need to be.
I might have to delete my good reads account.
What you have to do when you publish your book is you need to go do the writers, the
writers 101 being Ernest Hemingway, whatever, you need to go away.
No phone
You're now a writer
You're away
You're contemplating
You're sitting in a coffee shop
You've got a physical pen
And a physical notepad
No my issue is after it comes out
I'm saying you need to go now go away
You leave your phone somewhere
I'm gonna well I'm gonna get it back eventually
What?
My phone
Yeah but once you get it back
You need to catch up on
Stuff
You need to be on Instagram
But like not
Don't look at your own stuff
I'm gonna have to
And I will say
I'll never ever say anything.
You think J.K. Rowling sits there and reads comments all day?
I know she's too busy being a psycho.
Apparently she has mold too.
That's what everyone's been commenting on.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on with her mold.
What was I going to say?
I'm sorry, I don't know.
I've been losing my thoughts a lot recently, which is like horrifying.
The mold.
It's the mold.
Mold kills people, by the way.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
No, it's all good.
Give me one second.
You're good.
By the way, while you're thinking,
I just want to say, I've taken to my, to my Snapchat at fibula.
How many A's?
I think, let's double check.
Just a, it is just one.
Oh, I got the actual fibula for that.
Sometimes I can't help but think people don't know my Instagram handle.
Get that off your chest.
It's just broke Averick.
First and last.
A, V as in Victor, E-R-I-C-K.
Yes.
And there's an E at the end of Brooke.
Mm-hmm.
A lot of people don't know that.
But I've taken to my Snapchat to share all these baby on board sickers I've been seeing.
Because, like, now I'm being inundated.
And people are still like, you know those are for paramedics.
Now they're not.
Everyone's like, they're actually not.
They're not.
We were right all along.
I redact and also retracted my apology.
I think we deserve an apology.
I rebuke your apology.
I rebuke it.
I do too.
I remember what I was going to say.
But keep going.
Okay.
I'm just going to say this.
Yesterday I was at Trader Joe's and I have something, I have something to say about Trader Joe's.
And at Trader Joe's, I'm in the parking lot.
And someone had a license plate that said B-B-B-Y in B-R-R-E.
R-D, baby on board.
We're doing license plates right now.
We're doing custom plates.
The paramedics, they will check the car for the baby, regardless of sticker.
Like, their job is to just check the car.
So the sticker is actually not for anything.
I couldn't help but no.
You have twins on board?
You don't have a sticker though, so we need to go check over here.
I need you to keep talking.
Okay. What I was going to say is that with the thing about writing, I say as if I haven't, like, I'm a serious author. By the way, I've become insufferable and I want to apologize. But the thing about writing, Connor, I will never say a bad word about any book ever again because like I can't imagine like it's so personal. You know, like I would rather someone like insult my character.
You're, you're people are, yeah, people are allowed to give you just like when people say that we're not fun.
anymore and we want to death by a thousand cuts yeah but you're allowed to give an opinion i think i'll
never say like this is a bad book i'll say like this didn't work for me because like i just like
definitely will like watch the way that i critique a book now because because it's so personal and like
thank you to the authors for sharing how what a vulnerable thing you've done i think just to just have an
opinion just to have some words shared between us on our podcast.
Yeah.
I don't think, no, I know it's like someone's personal project, but the way that books go
through so many editing, editors, like other writers at agencies, there has to be a level
of personal, personalness that is removed at some point where it's like, okay, this is
not like as close to me as maybe like, you know, like Justin Baldoni's cut versus Blake's
cut.
Like, that's their personal.
And like when the other person's cut gets released, like, they're like, well, it wasn't my cut.
So that doesn't hurt.
Sure.
Feedback doesn't hurt.
I'm so curious about the process and how that will work.
Me too.
Because I thought like I was going to be really unresponsive to feedback because like, oh, no.
Like, that's my baby.
But no, I've, I've been loving it.
That's awesome.
I've actually been loving it, which is not like me.
That's great.
So we'll see.
How exciting.
Something to look forward to.
in probably 2029.
Hey.
Well, you can stop right after something to look forward to.
2029's right around the corner.
Don't say that.
Did you see Obama's summer playlist?
Yeah.
Okay.
I didn't dive too deep into it.
I saw what I needed to see.
What did you need to see?
I saw come away with me by Nora Jones being the first thing that,
and I'm like, okay, aligned.
Yeah.
I'm aligned.
there's some stuff on here where I'm like I know that you're not listening to that no offense like I know that this is marketing yeah I don't think anyone he's a PR and by the way I just want to I also want to say if you've ever played Obama's summer playlist via Alexa or something it's not it's not it's a horrible playlist you think I want to hear come away with me by Nora Jones
and then right after that, wannabe by Glorilla and Megan the Stallion.
Yeah.
No, I don't.
And it doesn't mesh.
Like, it's objectively a bad playlist.
Songs that I enjoy it?
I wish that he would have done like vibe, summer vibe.
Like, like, and then broken it up, like, happy hour playlist.
And then like dinner playlist in the summer.
Like, Sunday morning in the summer.
And these are things you can let him know.
It just doesn't go together at all.
Whiskey, whiskey, money bag, yo.
featuring Morgan Wallen and let's see what else I could put in here.
Silvio by Bob Dylan.
No, those don't go.
Those aren't songs in a playlist that you click shuffle and then can play back to back.
Well, I've had playlists before that don't have a vibe.
Just like summer 2016, like songs I was addicted to in the summer.
Well, so like when you play them, they remind you of the summer.
But like, that's because it was a, it was an era of time.
Nora Jones wrote that song in 2008 versus like, yeah, let's look at these.
Let's see.
Yeah, a bar song Shibuzi.
That makes sense.
I just shoot me, sue me.
But he's not listening to the 365, but Charlie XX.
Like, I know that Obama's not.
Oh, see, that I can see him listening to.
You can't?
Yeah.
Totally.
And I couldn't help but notice there's no chapel row on this, which I don't know if it has to be pre-approved.
And then he didn't put it out.
But like, I think that that one might have been too obviously marketed.
I think it might have been too obvious.
Maybe.
He has daughters.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I can't get no satisfaction.
And then a million dollar baby.
That almost why it has to be coming from him.
They're so random and unrelated.
No.
That they have to be personal.
Does anyone that listens,
and I know we have a ton of D.C. listeners,
work on Obama's social media team.
Where does he live now?
I also want to, I meant to say this,
before. Like, don't be afraid to let us know things that are private and, and even violate your
NDAs. Don't be afraid to DM them to us. We won't tell. Do you know how many things that I'm
sitting on that people have told me that I can't tell anyone? I have one of the biggest.
I am sitting on so many good things. Can I tell you one right now? To the in the, not, no, no, no.
Yeah, please. Come over here. Okay. This one. No, that's not a possibility.
I promise you, I promise you.
That's literally, okay.
I love, once that breaks, if that breaks, we'll circle back to this moment.
Okay.
Someone's pulling your leg.
They're not.
I have a very, very reliable source.
Your leg's being pulled.
Consider them both pulled.
I'm getting taller.
But I have so many things about the, like, celebrities that I love and cherish and talk about.
Tell me one.
People are like, oh, like, I've worked with them and here's something that you might not.
Tell me something. Tell me something.
I will tell you something.
Okay.
I don't want to like I don't, I'll tell you after.
But I just, that's just all to say, don't be afraid to let us know things that you shouldn't be saying.
We're very trustworthy.
Especially if you had worked on the it ends with us set.
Yeah.
If you want to just like, don't be afraid.
I really, I'm not even, I'm not being like funny.
I will not tell anyone.
I won't tell anyone publicly.
I really won't.
And I wish I could tell you guys the secrets that I've been holding
just so you know how good I am at keeping secrets.
But that defeats the purpose.
So I'll just move on.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh, we should probably make a summer playlist.
I'm so embarrassed when I scroll back through my playlist that I have made.
And I'm like, this is so good.
and I go back and I'm like, what was I thinking?
I made one for bath, for taking a bath.
It's actually really good.
Oh, I bet.
Come away with me is on it.
I bet.
Me and Obama have a lot in common.
The way that I know that me and Obama would genuinely, like, have a wonderful time hanging out together is crazy.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
Well, I do.
Do.
Let me look.
Guess what I did the Sunday.
What?
I went to a production of the show company, which is a Sondheim musical, with the following people, to name just a few of them.
My dear friend David Archiletta.
Yeah.
Okay?
You all know how much I love David.
Yeah.
Also, Kevin McHale.
Right.
I saw that.
Love of my life.
I played Arty and Glee.
Also, my dear friend Connor Franta.
Tyler Oakley
What a crew
What a family
What a community
I don't know if you know
You were also invited to that
I was
A young man
Sweetest guy in the world
Matt
He was in
Company
He was in the show
And he made a TikTok
That was like
I'm like inviting like my favorite
LA gays
Oh perfect yeah
I did see this
Like David Kevin
I see you this
Tyler
me you
okay we were invited
and then
I think Kevin ended up
rallying some troops
I didn't think you would be interested in
company but
I don't even
I don't know what it is but
don't
put words in my
ass
I don't know what it is
would you wanted to come
no you made it
you made the right decision
I didn't think so
but what
what a moment in time
to be with
I
DM'd you and I said this is just like really weird seeing our really funny say like that you're in
this picture. That's like my family. I don't know how it's chosen family. I don't know how it's.
The theme of the summer is chosen family. Yeah. If you had told like little me in my David
Archillette American Idol tour t-shirt sat sat in front of the TV watching glee that this would be my
future. Yeah. I'd have lived a better life knowing that that was coming.
all going to be okay. It's all, it's all going to be okay. And I think I'm going to go to a rave with
David because he's, he's in his rave era. Yeah. He is glowing. Like, he's completely like himself.
Oh my gosh. Lady Ephron at, Lady Ephron takes a rave. I need to, I already said,
I deem this at Brooke. Brooke needs to, she needs to vlog that experience. You, David A,
raving your cocks off. You need to, you need to vlog that. Well, I let David know that it might be
hard if we do like a nighttime event just due to the restrictions around my bedtime.
Well,
we're going to do a day rave.
What's wrong?
How?
What do you mean?
They happen in the day.
Raves are like half just the lights.
They happen in the day.
David's the expert.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Trust the experts.
I've always said trust the experts.
Well, the raves happen in the day because they go through the night into the sunrise.
David said there was one rave.
He was in bed by nine.
And he raves.
I'm not even kidding.
Like a Mormon rave?
He's not, he's not Mormon.
I know.
Like, raves don't end at nine.
I'm telling you.
Raves start at like 11.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
I mean, I do know, actually.
I've been to raves.
This is, I'm telling you, I'm going to a daytime rave with David A.
You're going to like a vacation Bible school rave.
No, I'm not.
VBS.
No, I'm not.
And you'll see when I vlog it.
Okay.
That it's like.
Rave Central.
It's nice that you won't need flash.
Maybe it's probably in a dark room.
During the day.
I'm going to a dark room.
Okay.
I can't wait.
Yeah, I can't either.
If you need me to film it, I'll film.
I don't.
I'll be good.
Me and David are good on our own.
In your dark room.
Yeah.
And I'm really excited for it.
That's it.
Keep your location on.
My location's always on.
Okay.
um did you hear that what i didn't eat this morning because of what happened to me yesterday morning
which was i i can't get into um but my stomach is like performing i i can hear the acoustics can you
i wonder how anyone else can hear them um that used to happen to me during meeting for worship
yeah meaningful we made like meaningful worship has been lost i don't think that i think that i think
you know it's meeting for four yes that's what i said meeting for worship
my stomach used to grow so bad I would have to leave.
And go get crackers at the nurse.
I have a smoothie today, which is why we had to start the podcast late.
Yeah.
I figured you had something more of like a liquid base.
Why?
Because you're in the bathroom for like four to five minutes.
I told you I was on the phone with someone.
You texted me, ugh.
Brooke.
What?
I can't tell you anything.
thing you all you said was ugh i haven't said anything yeah because i had to move i haven't said
anything i told you i was on the phone of my account and we you're frustrated about moving the money
around we had to move some money around you must have been frustrated ugh yeah it's tough to be
and so that that deep in your finances when you have a podcast yeah i can't even imagine what you have to go
through i went to the young hollywood party last oh how was that it was really like every year that
party is the most star-sided thing that I go to.
And it was crazy.
A lot of people came out that I wasn't expecting to see.
So I got there.
I got in line because that's what you do.
Now, when I got to the front of the line to go in,
that's when all of the people that matter arrived.
And it was a direct stream of people just right in front of me.
So I was like in the line for an hour and a half, which is crazy to go in.
and I was like, I gotta go in.
You know, I gotta see Variety's Young Hollywood event.
But I saw Sabrina Carpenter was there.
Marcella Hernandez, who's on Eson Allie.
He's so funny.
Sadie Sink was there.
Addison Ray came.
I haven't seen her outside.
I really liked her outfit.
Yeah, she's really killing it.
Her new song, by the way.
Did you listen to it yet?
We'll have to listen to the bonus.
It's crazy.
Like good?
Yeah.
It like reminds me of something that I don't even remember.
remember do you know what I mean it like makes me want to go like this what doesn't make you want to go
like that I mean I'm just telling you exactly how I feel about the song totally I even messager I said
Diap Pepsi is crazy to respond I was too scared to look but um she was there let me think of who else
was there that was like very cool had some people come up and say listen to the podcast that's sweet
so hello to you
Hello.
No, I guess that's kind of it.
It was really cool.
It was star-studded and it was really fun.
And that's like all I did from...
That's all she wrote.
Yesterday or from last week until this week.
And that's all I need to do.
I applied to Shiz University.
I saw that, but you don't know what you...
Don't know what it is?
No.
But I gave them my address.
They're asking for all of our addresses and we're just giving it to them.
Well, you have to give some more context of what Shiz.
I don't know, like the Wicked movie Instagram collab posted with Shiz University account.
And Shiz is the university they go do in Wicked Connor, which you know.
Yeah.
So I signed up.
There was a tough choice deciding whether to major in sorcery or literature.
I ended up choosing sorcery.
Okay.
And I made another choice too.
Oh, I'm from Munchkinland, too.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So doing that.
I don't know if I had to click anything else, but I did enter my address and stuff.
And everyone's applying, but we don't know what for.
Here's Madame Morrible.
Like, it's so vague.
I guess watch this space.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's good.
Educational institution, the brightest.
And the best young minds can study fascinating subjects such as logic, literature,
linguification, and of course my specialty.
Yeah, that's what I did.
It's crazy when you see something like that.
and I was like, oh, this is kind of nice.
And then you remember that like, like outside is not that, you know?
Like there's traffic and then I got to go home and like figure out some stuff for my taxes, you know?
That's why we love this stuff.
I don't get to go.
I don't get to go to Oz and like see a m on skin.
Well, I might get to.
Hold your tongue depending on what my application to Shiz will do.
realistically I think that we'll maybe everyone will just be like getting a letter in the mail around premiere time like Santa but
but my wish is that like they'll choose like a select few for like Jonathan Bailey will pop will show up to your house with like a personal invitation he might I
yeah it's possible I could definitely see that happening I don't know I you know I you know what this is a space to say it in oh we should read a manifestation
Jonathan Bailey will come to my house
to personally escort me
to Shiz University
where I will be studying in sorcery.
He will.
I got an email about that.
Don't I know it?
Also, speaking of movies,
I, like, I truly, I can't believe,
I can't believe, like,
I can't believe Wicked's coming out
as, I cannot believe Wicked is going to be a movie.
I can't believe it.
I just don't, I don't have the words
for it. I can't believe Jonathan Bailey is going to be Fierro. I just, I cannot believe, I can't
believe the Ariana Grande Avedo. I can't believe Cynthia. Like, I literally can't believe any aspect of, I'm so
excited. I'm so excited. I love having something to look forward to. But even before that is coming
out. We live in time. The Andrew Garfield and Florence Pee movie is coming out on the same
day as the S&L movie. Oh, no way. Barbenheimer. That's my Barberinheimer. There's a
another two that are coming out on the same day.
I think it's it.
I think it ends,
it ends with us.
That already came out.
Oh, wait,
there's two that are coming out
at the same time.
Oz and something else.
Wicked?
Or Wicked of Oz?
What's it called?
Oh, my God.
Wicked.
Wicked.
Wicked and something else
is coming out the same day.
Like a movie for boys.
That other movie is,
is going to tank.
It's opening night.
I know.
I need to get tickets for Wicked now.
You can't.
I know.
What else is,
as you,
can we look up
what else is coming
out on the day of Wicked?
Wow,
can I,
can I finish sentence?
It's like,
kind of scaring me.
Oh,
Thanksgiving.
Gladiator.
Oh, yeah.
And you know what?
Gladiator has Paul Muscal.
Like,
I think,
I think that it is going to be,
like,
it's not going to be a split.
I do think that the,
the theater crew
spends more money and shows up
in mass.
But I do think that
people, fans of Gladiator,
and Republicans will show up for that movie in mass.
I'm sorry.
I don't know anything about marketing,
but that's just pick a different date.
No, I do think that it's part of the allure now
where it's like, oh, like who's going to win?
It's like when they put two tip jars out at a coffee shop.
When you know, like Gladiator's not going to.
Like it's not a, like Barbie and Oppenheimer was like,
ooh, like which one is it going to be?
This is not that.
To me, Oppenheimer, as someone who knows nothing about history or anything,
I didn't even know what that was.
Most people did.
You knew what Oppenheimer was?
What is it about?
It's a movie about the atomic bomb.
Yes.
I know.
But like what else do you know about it?
I know that Oppenheimer was...
What's his first name?
James.
Oppenheimer?
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
You goofball.
But Gladiator and Wicked,
I could see having a very similar
They both spent
No, there's no way
I promise you because Gladiator spent a ton of money
I know, so did Wicked.
Wicked made its own universe.
Wicked made its own
They made Oz.
Hey man,
I don't even give a shit
to be honest about like Gladiator at all.
I'm looking forward to both.
I'm looking forward to Wicked more probably than Gladiator
now that I've seen it on Broadway.
What's your,
you remember what your favorite
part was?
I can tell you what my least favorite part was.
I hate those damn monkeys.
I know.
Those are so scary.
I know.
They are so scary.
A monkey with wings is any combination of like an animal with like another animal's
thing attached to it freaks me out so much.
Goats also.
Oh my gosh.
I was having this thought the other day.
Goats are my least favorite animal.
They are so sweet.
I would have a pet goat if I could.
No, there's something evil.
The eyes?
The face.
I think they're adorable.
And when they have horns, I don't like.
Oh, I think it reminds me of Satan.
I love goats.
Do you love the devil as well?
He's just misunderstood.
No, I don't know.
I don't know anything about the devil.
It's okay.
I think he's really great if you keep your distance.
He hasn't bothered me.
If you don't get to know him at all, pretty cool guy.
He has not bothered me yet.
Let me just say.
about Satan.
You know what? No, I won't.
It's not my place.
Can I say something?
About Satan?
No, about the Golden Bachelorette.
Yeah.
Obviously, there are so many more things to judge people on
than the way they look.
That's the least important thing about them.
What are you going to say next?
I'm just saying that I was disappointed by the cast of men,
just by the pictures alone of the Golden Bachelorette.
Because I, not that I'm like actively,
always like attracted to old men but like I can see the beauty of an older man I you know my
feelings about Sam Waterston yeah of course I think he's breathtaking yeah okay I was not seeing that
in any of the um golden bachelor men men golden bachelorette men I think that's a pretty
you want to see some of them yeah and I found like all the women from the golden bachelor
to be stunning from the Golden Bachelor.
Sorry, I'm getting confused.
This looks like if I went to like Zara.
Zara Senior.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but Zara Senior's like.
Well, can we zoom in on these men?
There's like the one by one.
Bottom left looks like Alec Baldwin.
There's the like, oh, meet the cast photos.
Handsome, most interesting man in the world.
Bill 68.
Bill's pro-
Bob C-C-6
Gorgeous
Really?
Brooke
I was like not
I wouldn't feel
Okay, I just Elba
Yeah
I wasn't feeling
That way about anyone
I don't think I would have put
leather on Charles
But good looking
Oh he's from Philly
I almost wait
Okay wait chalk
Kind of cute
Hold on
Hold on
Chalk
From Wichita Kansas
I've never heard the name Chalk
I haven't either
But I have a feeling
We're about to start
You're in a lot
Oh my gosh wait
you want to make a bet on who we think just based on photos?
Yeah.
I think chalk.
Do you think chalk's going long long?
With the name like chalk,
you better chalk it up to a win.
He better live up to the name Choch.
And he can't resist a good sale.
Let's look at his bio fun fact.
His guilty pleasure is shopping and he can't resist a good sale.
Praying to the reality TV gods that Chalk gets an invite to a group date at Costco.
What a good transition for me.
Hold the phone.
Okay, first of all,
if his guilty pleasure is shopping
sorry chalk
gotta throw you under the bus here
that kind of to me sounds like when the bachelor
comes in and he's like I love my mom
and I love dogs
you know yeah yeah and then the whole thing
is like oh my god he loves his mom
it's like his family member
one of his closest is the one that gave
tutely
oh my god the bar is low you love your mom
I would hope so
puppies
I would hope
I would hope you like puppies.
I'm an agreement.
Chalk.
This is Goldie Pleasure of Shopping.
But you still think he's going the long way, even though he's a pick-me?
I like the name Chalk.
It really, it's striking.
But I want to say about his praying to the reality TV gods that Chalk gets an invite to a group date at Costco.
I want to show you my notes right now.
Grocery store bars slash dates.
I just saw that.
I have always said, I've always said this.
You can go back and look it up.
I've always said a grocery store would be a great.
place for a first date.
You have always said that.
I think going shopping together, finding stuff, maybe you pick something, maybe you get stuff
for a picnic or maybe you get stuff to cook together at one of y'all's houses.
And then I, once you guys told me about the sparkling water, giving you the same hydration
levels as normal water, it was all downhill for our podcast from there.
I'm, that is one thing.
I'm shocked that you didn't, couldn't put together.
Welcome new listeners.
Okay, so I learned recently that a lot of grocery stores have bars inside of them in Whole Foods.
And what a brilliant idea.
Where?
Have you ever been a little bit buzzed and then gone like shopping after and if you're like in a town or on vacation or something?
No, actually.
Well, it's a great marketing plan.
If you want, it's a great sales pitch.
Having a having a.
I go online shopping.
Yeah.
Well, imagine being like like I loved going.
in Orange County, I loved going to the Nordstrom
bar area and having a drink
and then walking around and being like,
you know what? I deserve a new blouse.
Oh.
Yeah, totally.
There's some new shoes.
Yeah.
It kind of releases your inhibitions.
Yes, that is the point.
So it is smart. You're right.
Yeah, and I think it'd be fun to like go on a date
at a grocery store bar
and then go get some groceries after.
I love it.
it.
Maybe you find...
I'm just not convinced
that they're a grocery store bars.
There are.
Because everyone was damning me
yesterday.
Because they posted something about it.
And they were like,
there are bars inside a lot of whole foods.
One in Sherman Oaks,
one in Manhattan Beach.
They both have bars.
Okay.
You'll have to let us know how they are.
I will.
One lucky winner
from this week's episode
is going to get to go on a date with you.
With Brooke.
With you.
Are you doing Manhattan Beach
or Sherman Oaks?
I'll go to Manhattan Beach.
Okay, what did I have to do to win?
You have to send me a secret about...
Do you see a secret?
About...
NDA breaking secret.
An NDA breaking secret.
Okay, and the juiciest one, you're going to pick them up.
Okay, this is like doing a lot.
I'll be out of town for the next two months.
Hopefully in my new car.
Okay, so when you come back, pick them up in your new car, take them for a spin to the Manhattan Beach Whole Foods, see where the night goes.
So here the night goes.
There's also a T.J. Max and Home Goods next door.
Oh my God.
It's going to be an awesome night for you.
On the other side.
It's going to be an awesome night for you too.
Let's just say,
let's just say it's going to be an awesome night for you too.
Yeah.
Have you seen this like demure thing?
Yes.
Very demure.
Very demure.
Very mindful.
I like, I don't know what's wrong with me.
It's like some trends just do not connect to my soul.
And everyone is obsessed with demure.
I can't.
I'm not there yet.
I know I'm going to get there when the trend is past.
I think that this one's a little bit annoying.
I like when the person.
You just went so cross-eyed.
I was looking for this hair that's been like kind of bugging me the whole time.
I like when it's someone's thing.
And I like I like when that person, the person that made it up.
I like when they say it.
I think that's fun.
Yeah.
You were one of my elite employees.
I like when that person says that.
I'm addicted to it.
Yeah.
I don't like it when everybody says it.
I'm like, all right.
That's a good way to remember.
it really quickly like a song like a song that we like you know it's like okay and how every
tic-tok has that on it yeah did you see recently someone did a ticot with the apple song by charlie xx
and it was like a different it was a different segment of the song and they were like i thought it was in
spanish because like no one's listening to any other part of the song no they picked a different
verse on accident and it was like it's funny that the apple falls down from the tree oh oh oh oh
And it's not that far away.
And she was like, I thought it was in Spanish.
Okay.
It was fully in English.
It was just like a different part of the song.
It reminds me of when that guy, the, it was one of the songs that was really popular, like, two years ago.
Not the kid Leroy, but like someone adjacent, he had a concert and one of his songs was super, super viral.
And everyone's phone was up for that part.
And they were so loud.
And then that part ended in every phone dropped.
And it was silent.
He was singing.
and he started laughing on the stage.
She's like, oh my God, they all came to this show
because they know that 15-second part.
Right.
And nothing else.
Damn, yeah, that sucks.
What does that mean?
Do you think that an artist is going to start releasing like 20-second songs
and like 40 songs on an album?
No, I don't.
Are you on Instagram Reels at all?
I would say I never like actively scroll through them.
But sometimes I look at my explore page.
Yeah.
And that's when I may come across one.
Sometimes when I'm going rot mode, I like will just end up clicking on Explore page on like a whale, you know, like swimming, like a man swimming with a whale.
And then I scroll and then it's like food.
And then I scroll and then it's something else.
And then I get stuck on that.
Right now there's a trend of this audio that everyone's using.
And I think it's one second long.
And it's, boing, boing, that's the audio.
and it's supposed to be like someone blinking like blink blink and it's like it i didn't even
realize that instagram girls had their own trends well it's it's mostly like all of the trends the
trends quote unquote that i see are like here's how to gain 10 000 followers in three months
that kind of trend use this audio now and it's horrific it's so hard to watch damn yeah i'm sorry to
that that's all i have i know it's not groundbreaking stuff over no that's okay can i give
A PSA.
Yeah.
About a new show that's coming out.
Yeah.
I don't know too much about it yet.
But there is like a new modern family type of show coming out.
It's called Mid-Century Modern.
Starring.
Matt Bomer.
How do you know?
I've seen it.
Matt Bumer and Nathan Lane.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
That is crazy.
Like that's insane.
It's nice to see them.
Like if it's good, it's going to be so good.
I'm sure it's going to be great.
Matt Bomer's great.
Yeah.
Great.
actor and he's got a lot of fans yeah he is and he does yeah who put that scab in my ear um
speaking of shows that you watched that you really enjoyed that i tried to watch poor things
i tried to watch poor things poor things is a great movie okay don't watch it while eating can i say
that i didn't tell you to oh my god what a disturbing film it is disturbing no i watched 20 minutes and
everyone's like no you just got to stick it out i don't have to stick it out i don't at all
when I'm trying to eat something
and Emma Sone is putting a cucumber
into her body at the dinner table
and then stabbing a corpse
no I don't have to
You have to shift your mindset
Playing with a dead body's naked penis
You should shift your mindset
I'm not I'm not willing to shift your mindset
Also like that's like what your ghost films are
Are like
I'm not familiar with your ghost's work
He's not in my zeit guys
Nope I'm I was out
Yeah I would just keep that in mind next time
Okay, well, I didn't know.
One, it's in black and white.
Two, like, I had no one.
The first, like, five minutes are.
Okay, so I didn't get past the first five.
I did, though.
The cucumber part is not in black and white.
Maybe my Wi-Fi was out.
I don't know.
I got that far, though.
That was in color.
Maybe I black and white did out.
I have one more thing to say before we wrap.
Me too.
Do you want to go?
I said the poor things thing.
Well, this is another movie.
I saw the movie.
the movie Sing Sing last night.
Who's that?
Who is that?
It's a movie.
And it, I'm not kidding.
Like, everybody has to go see that.
That was the most incredible film.
It's about a group of men in prison who form like a theater group.
Mm-hmm.
Heartwarming?
Go watch it.
Wow.
And the men that were actually like in the group in prison were in the,
movie.
Oh, really?
It's real story?
It was incredible, yes.
Oh, that's very cool.
Yeah.
That seems like a movie I would enjoy.
Yeah.
And a lot lighter.
It's not light.
Oh, my God.
God forbid we just have a light night.
A light.
But it's real.
It's very emotional.
And I would go, it was, it was great.
I haven't recovered from the time when I was on the plane coming out from Italy.
And I watched the whale.
And then as a chaser, I watched Mr.
Otto.
and I was like sobbing, shaking.
I had no, I had no liquid left in my body.
I was just crying so hard, crying so hard.
The waitress, the flight attendant asked if I was okay, if I needed anything.
And I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry.
Like, this is just taking every, every ounce of tear that I have, every ounce of emotion.
But it was cathartic.
Like, I literally, after crying that hard for like four and a half hours, I was like, I feel good.
I feel way better.
Yeah.
I haven't seen either of those.
do want to see Otto.
Oh my gosh.
But I've kind of been wanting to read that book for a really long time.
Well,
I've been putting it off.
It was,
Mr.
Hank's did a phenomenal job.
You see that new movie that Mr.
Hanks is coming out with?
That one looks lethal.
I saw the poster,
but I didn't see what it was.
Him,
I think it's Robin Wright,
isn't it too?
And it's like,
just like looking back on their life.
And I think maybe she has dementia or something.
Oh, she does.
I think.
I mean,
it's going to be.
a tear jerker
it's like we live here or something
what's it called here
here let's keep it simple
like this is gonna be
that's gonna be a tier
a tier jrker
a t j yeah
oh my gosh
they all look the same
um
I have something just to shift gears
before I stop
so Max does this thing
when I'm walking him where he stops on a spot
and you just sniff
sniffed sniffed sniff and I've been of the
elk of just like shit or get off the pot.
And then I saw this tweet recently that said when dogs sniff like that,
it's like they're reading a book.
They're getting more and more information.
It's just like you being on Twitter or Instagram, like scrolling.
Give him time.
So I've been just like sniff.
Sniff on, brother.
Yeah.
It's just like his dad.
Well, it's just like I've always said like it's so weird.
In between meals.
you know, I'm on my phone unless I'm out doing, you know, like, unless I have a task at hand.
Right.
And like, Max doesn't have any tasks, you know, like every now and then I give him a bone and his job at that point just like devour this bone marrow.
But when he's not actively eating or on a walk, he's just kind of laying around.
And I know that like, that's okay for dogs to like lay around.
But I'm like, get a phone, you know, like scroll.
But that's his scrolling.
I love that you're you've shifted to supporting him.
I support him.
It's just like it's weird in the mornings when it's like, okay, no, like I need you to, I need you to pee and poop because I'm going to be, I'm going to be setting abroad for the next like four hours.
And if you don't let one loose here, then it's like speak now or forever hold your peace until noon.
But anyways, just had to share that little tidbit in Maine just in case it helps other people let their dog scroll.
little bit via nose.
It's good to know.
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We never get to catch up like this.
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