Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Why Your Toe Black?

Episode Date: May 22, 2025

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So it's nice to try new things. That's what everyone's saying on the street. How have you been? What's up over there? Just kind of like same old. I don't, I again, like don't really understand the term crashing out and I don't really like using it, but I might be. Why? I don't know.

It's like it feels like that time of year. Like I want to post something bad. Like I want to, I don't know. Like I'm in the mood to like kind of like have almost like a nervous breakdown online if that makes sense. Wow. It started with Hinge and it's divine. Oh, yeah. I'm kind of aligned.

This app is bad for me. It's bad. It's bad for many. What happened? Did that guy match you back? God no. Oh, hell no. It all happened, champ.

Now I want to have a nervous breakdown offline Like in public Oh Yeah I would love it to be filmed and then posted And have that be like You know and then come back from it What a feeling it must be to come back from a nervous breakdown Like

Hmm I was going to say Britney Spears Shaving your head in the parking lot Or with that umbrella or whatever Well like what I am like Almost in the mood to do is or I find I find myself wanting to post like a black screen with text that's just like lyrics to Iris. From Goo Goo Dolls?

Yeah. That would have me like finding a way to your house. Yeah, that's just how I feel. What specific lyrics? All of them. The whole song. On a black screen. Yeah.

Did you know what that song is about by the way? Wait. I'm picturing the tiniest text ever on a black screen. I'd give up for ever to touch you Oh my god How I've been feeling recent Oh my god Brooks on the outs

Yeah Wait what's the song about It's about it was written Back in the day When like songs were written For movie soundtracks So it was written for this movie I actually wrote it down

Oh that's disappointing I really wanted it to be a girl That used to be a good Like a good piece of history I wanted this to be about that young man About to kill himself over a woman No it is Really?

Yeah That's what the movie's about. It was written for this movie, City of Angels, which is about an angel who's, and if I butcher it, I'm sorry, I haven't seen the movie. This is from Wikipedia last night, spiral.

It's about this angel who is in love with a woman on earth. And so he gives up forever. Angels are a mortal life. I'm actually, I'm not sure about the gender. I'm just going to use he in this because it's like a man singing. It's just easier for me right now.

But he gives up his attorney. like his immortal life as an angel to live on, I'm getting from myself goosebumps, to live on earth with this woman so I'd give up forever to touch you and then she dies the second that he gives up his life because that was his guardian angel and without, or that was her guardian angel

and without her guardian angel she dies, but he had a second with her and that's all he ever needed. He'd give up forever. I just got a stomach ulcer. Yeah. Oh, that's painful. Yeah.

Oh, I'd be pissed. Yeah. I'd be pissed if I was the angel. Yeah. Where are you going dying for? I just got here. Because she no longer had her guardian angel. Oh, that's right.

You gave me that loophole. Sink. Damn. You know? But how, sorry to bring everything back to Hinge. And this is the last time I'm even going to say the H word. I'm not giving tabs. How is the man that wrote that song is a man.

And the people that I am swiping through on Hinge are also men. Yeah. I don't get that. how there's the same species. I'm telling you something shifted. How did the person that wrote Iris, how is there, that how does everyone share an XY chromosome?

I think that something shifted in about 2012. What happened in 2012? Hmm, Connie. Shit. Trace it back to the air, huh? Stop, Connie. 2012. That happened and it divided a nation

between like men that long and men that yearn. Yeah. And men that don't year. No. Yeah. Anyway. I just farted out of my mouth. Did you hear that?

It was not even a burp. A burp? Like, no. A mouth queef? I quefed. Yeah. Anyway, I'm good. I'm just crashing.

No, you're not crashing. No, I'm not. But I'm like, it feels like it's like simmering below my skin. I think it. Oh my gosh, let her cook. She's cooking a crash out. No, I think you are like, you're like silly. You're like slowly landing your plane into the Hudson.

But you're not going to, I'm going to land it. That's the thing. You're going to land. I'm always going to land. It might be in the Hudson. It might be in the Hudson. Did I send you that Snapchat when I landed in Phoenix? Oh, you're the woman gasping.

No, like you guys. I truly started filming when I was, when I, when I, when I was landing in Phoenix because we were going so fast and we were hitting such insane turbulence that I was like, we are plummeting to the ground. Yeah. I was like, I'm gonna film this.

And that's what most accidents happen. Landing, taking off and land. Yeah. Yeah. When I take off, I go, we're 50% done. I do too, Connor. And then coming in for the landing, I wish I was just a little bit less aware

because I'm like, we're like this and this and we're sideways and we're not parallel. And I was like, let's get it parallel. and then we speed up upon I thought we were going to take back off I was like this is not right we speed up we hit the tarmac you guys so hard that the woman next to me goes like the biggest grunt I have it filmed yeah yeah it's through my Amazon um Apple headphones so it's like it sounds like I'm underwater sure but I have to play this for you guys it's so funny

Did I save it? The answer is no, why would I have saved it? Sorry, guys, okay, I don't have it. Well, we believe you. It was the funniest grunt. I was like, you can tell she was in physical pain upon landing. Yeah. Why were we talking about planes?

I was going to tell you something. You were comparing my crash out to landing in the Hudson. Oh, I know what I was going to say. No. What can I compare the planes? thee to Justin Bieber and this is so I was like fully on board with like commenting on this whole this I think this is the last time I participate in

like watching this go down because I do think that we have something on our hands here that is much larger than what it is right now in a negative way well I actually saw so explain what happened really quickly with Justin I don't know what's happening he's balding all out of nowhere this week balding? He's started, he's begun to bald. No,

that's not what is making the news. It's come across my desk several times, but I, this caption is just so crazy. Justin Bieber, yo, he's posted Haley's Vogue cover. Yo, this reminds me

when Haley and I got into a huge fight, I told Hales, she would never be on the cover of Vogue. Yikes, I know, so mean. For some reason, I felt, because I felt disrespected,

I thought I got to get even. I think as we mature, we realize we're not helping anything by getting even. we're honestly just prolonging what we really want, which is intimacy and connection. So baby, you already know, but forgive me for saying you wouldn't get a vote cover

because I was clearly sadly mistaken. Now, why post it? This is crashing out. This is Iris on your story. I kind of don't think so. I think it could be considered part of the crashout because it seems like he's having like a larger crash out. But I saw this really interesting take on this on TikTok

that was like this is a really accurate look at like toxic relationship dynamics that like all couples need to work on just like toxic communication and like just like digging at each other is a thing that a lot of couples go through and like you need to be able to like reflect and talk about it does he need to do that in an Instagram caption I wouldn't but also like DSDF that's true so I actually don't think this is as terrible as everyone is saying like obviously it's a horrible thing to say of course, but like it seems like they are working through things. Again, would I put it in an Instagram caption? Not right now.

I just know a lot of people who post these things and it's like, look at how healthy our marriage is. Like, look at my growth. I'm like, you're getting divorced. It's on the horizon. They've made it a lot longer than I think anyone anticipated. How long have they been married? Like seven years. Really?

Maybe like three. I don't know. Seven or in the range of three to seven. Three to seven. I think we can all agree. Six. Yeah. So we were on the money.

Yeah. I don't know. It's freaking me out and it's really sad to see. And I don't want to speculate any further because I'm, this is like. No speculation zone. No speculation zone. Just spitting facts. And then also a little bit of speculation on my end as well.

Sprinkled in. Now I'm done. I am worried about this though. Yeah. I mean, watch the space. also completely separately but related. The song Lifetime by Justin Bieber is one of the best things I've ever heard second to Iris. You familiar with that piece?

We'll have to listen to it in bonus. No. It's from the deluxe version of justice. Purple one? The purple album. No, no, no. The last album. Blue and Green Hughes.

From anyone, anyone in goes. Ghost, anyone, you know those pieces? Yes. It's from that album. Okay. I got to look it up. I don't know. Oh, Connor.

It's. So good. Oh, I've never even seen this album. Are you serious? No. This is, I think, my favorite Justin album. And I would die to see this performed. It was canceled during COVID this tour.

Yeah. But if you have not heard the song Lifetime by Justin Bieber, whoa. Get in there. Talk about a song written for Clockwork Orange. Clockwork Angels. What was the movie called? Angel and Cities.

City of Angels. Yeah, City of Angels. I'm so ATL That's what I have to say At ATL don't tell me I'm so at The Atlanta I believe is what

I think the song is I'm so ATL What song? I'm so ATL Oh I don't know it We'll do it after this We'll do a little dance I'm so ATL thing's a second of my head

I woke up this morning before I even Dot anything else it's I'm so ATL it's like why is it I'm a human being with like a frontal love of a cortex or something else and a spine and I'm seeing the first thought I have is not like water breathing sunlight air I'm so ATL I'm so ATL I'm so ATL I don't know what you're talking oh my gosh it's crazy we have such different life yeah we really do yours is better no my for you page is not a place you want to be why I Can't obviously I ever since everything happened with Rob who by the way is in great health I can't stop watching like please stay for one minute to save my cat's life and so now those are scams mostly by the way that's helpful for me to know if you go to the pages they've posted like the same 15 things and and long ago it was like some other scam just in the small chance it's not a scam I have to stay and so I've just been staying

for every single one so every single videos please say to save my cat's life what choice just so people okay we have to explain um there's those videos online that if you watch for 15 seconds i think they get some payout from tictock some view viewership payout and it's usually like i've seen it for like we can't afford my uncle's surgery like please stay i'm sitting there all right let it play on loop. And then I went to the, it's not my personal mission to find out if these are scams.

And if you scroll back and there's no other videos, usually a scam. Well, if you, maybe if there's no other videos then like they really are just there for their cat. No, I can't.

You stay for a minute and listen to Plum's ASMR to fund our non-profit no kill. Let's just play this. This is legit. Yeah, let's just play this in the background of the episode.

I'm mute. But like I can't, I like that's my whole free page because I obviously have to say all the end. Oh that's like that's like when mine was all like use this sound or you're going to die next week. Yeah. I never got any good luck from doing that by the way. If you are stuck in the loop of use this sound or your next week's going to be horrible or use this sound and I love people that are it's like use this sound. Copy link, repost this, engage with this and you'll have good luck.

I love people that are like claiming without any of that. Yeah. I'm just claiming this. I'm like, yes. I need to start claiming. Yeah, I do too. Yeah.

When's the last time I talked to you? Besides yesterday and the day before. On text. Like in person? Yeah. Was it the podcast? I guess, yeah. Last week's podcast?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're kind of killing it online right now. Really? Yeah. We went viral. It's been a minute. You know why?

Why? Because we were in person. No, no, no. Last week was not in person. Oh, my word. That's fabulous news. It was just like we were, our cycles were synced.

Yeah. I think we do really like well together when we have stuff to talk about. That's just like a genuine like, listen to what's happening in my life instead of us just like going like poop and fart and shit like that, even though I love doing that.

Randomly our podcast does better when we have something to talk about. You're right. Yeah. Well, I went to Oklahoma over the weekend. Okay. Now. Oh, yeah.

Tell us about your journey and everything like that. Yeah, so I was in New York and I didn't want to fly out of Newark, Jersey, because they're having all those issues that I talked about. Yeah. They literally came on and they were like, just try not to fly in or out of this airport, which is like crazy for the airport to say. So mind blowing because it's still available and it's not illegal to fly out of there. Right.

They're saying like, for your safety, close the airport down. Yeah, that's really tough. And people are asking me, they're like, am I okay? I'm like, I don't know. Why would I know? Probably just avoid Newark. And that was my favorite airport. Yeah, you love Newark.

I was an outspoken Newark fan. Man, it was so sad. So I go to LaGuardia. I changed my flight. I am flying out of LaGuardia. I get there at 9 a.m. to go to Oklahoma City. Flight delayed till 11. Yeah.

Flight delayed till 1. Yeah. Flight delayed till 3. And you have a show that night. I have a show that night. Yeah. And it left plenty of time with me flying there. Yeah.

Getting there. I'm watching the clock. I'm like, okay, Maggie and Xavier are just going to have to start the show in Oklahoma City. And I'll arrive 45 minutes late, but that's when I started anyways. Yeah.

It gets to the point. I'm on the phone with everyone, the venue and stuff, and I'm like, we're going to have to cancel the shows. And I've never done that. Were you feeling six your stomach? Yeah, I wanted to die.

But there were people, every flight at LaGuardia was grounded because of weather. So like every flight, watching like people blowing up on staff like come on let me it's weather like you genuinely as mad as i wanted to tweet sas scathing tweet my fingers are burning i wanted to tweet so bad but it's like that's like how i feel by iris who am i going to tweet a cloud fuck you fuck you cloud like this is horrible service cloud people really do like seem to have a release when they post about

airlines. And I'm going to get to that in a state just to something. Like that's what I'm about to do to no one in particular if that makes sense. No like Brooke literally like go somewhere, have horrible customer service and just release. Like I need a release like that. And I don't like there's not a there's not a company that I maybe I'll just chat anthropology customer service for the hell of it. Tag them. Yeah. Tag them. Yeah. It is so fun. So I'm like I have no one to write to I'm sitting there. Mary Shallaby joined for this. She's on, she's online.

People know her. She joined for this show. So she's at the airport with me. We're sitting there. We end up having to switch airlines from United to Delta, so we have to switch terminals. Meanwhile.

Did you have to go through security again? Yeah. Out of the airport took a bus. I mean, this is like, we're on hour like 11 at this point. It's like 9 p.m. We didn't take off to 11. Whatever.

We don't land until 2 a.m. I get a DM that's like, hey, I'm just really bummed out. We, I'm disappointed in you. We flew in for the show. And I'm like, oh, crap. Please, just like general PSA, if you feel they need to fly in for one of my shows, I promise you I'm going to be closer to you than wherever you're coming. Like, I will be closer to your city of origin at some point.

Do not fly because I cannot deal with the guilt of you paying for a flight. And then something potentially happens. It makes me feel sick. so they're like yeah we flew in I'm disappointed in you why would you book a flight the same day booked it months ago could not leave a day earlier for this right show it's like please do not go out of your way to come to if you're nearby we'd love if you joined bought a ticket do not put anything else into my shows I appreciate it I'm flattered I can't deal with the I lose sleep knowing someone took PTO for the show and I know I really felt that way with the

live show like if you flew here and I like need to remove myself from the stage like I'll feel so bad yeah I've that I won't recover so I really do understand that but like you know it is what it is it is it is what it is it's it's a it's an it's an amazing thing so anyways and thank you guys for coming and to the young woman and her boyfriend who I chatted with thank you guys for trying we will figure it out and we will meet one day. It might be in heaven, but we will meet one day. Now, in the city of angels.

In the city of angels, perhaps. And I talked to her boyfriend too. He's very sweet. That's good. So, I get to Oklahoma immediately upon touchdown. Tornado Watch. Sirens going off. I'm like, I'm going to die in Oklahoma City, for sure.

Then everyone's like, you're a pussy in my DMs. We're always, we're always on tornado watch. Right. I've heard that too. About Oklahoma City. Yeah. Well, that's where Glenn Powell's from in that movie. Exactly. Because I thought when I saw Twisters, I saw it with Sodi, who's from Oklahoma City. And I was like, this is obviously like not real. And she was like, no, it is. And that's like a real thing that happened. They weren't, they, for the three days I was there, they weren't ever not on Tornado Watch, which was insane. And they're like, there's going to be devastating, quote, devastating baseball size hail.

Whoa. And I was like, we should cancel the shows. And they were like, no, do not cancel. So that was that. Oklahoma was extremely, extremely special. You loved it? I'll look back at my time in Oklahoma fondly. Oh, that's so good, Connor.

I'm glad it was all worth it in the end. It was all worth it in the end. And now I'm back in L.A. And we're in person. This is amazing. Look at us. Look at us. It's really special.

I, last week, it's all going to lead to here, by the way. this story that I'm telling. Last week, go to an event where they let me, they loaned me clothes and I wasn't sure if I got to keep them, so I didn't want to open. The pockets were stitched shut. Yeah. I was like, I don't want to open these if I'm returning this jacket. So I have my wallet in my lap.

And I'm in a taxi and I keep forgetting about taxis in New York that I can just hop in one. I'm allowed to do that. I got into a taxi. I went ahead and said, wallet, why don't you continue your journey without me? I got out. taxi drives off I'm super ranting after a taxi

and at some point I just had to say say Levy yeah Bonnui enjoy your time away and then I'm like I have the best wallet luck every time I've lost my wallet

misplaced it it finds its way back to me it's an amazing thing this one found its way to Brooklyn and was able to spend thousands of dollars it was able to find its way to spend thousands of dollars did you cancel everything Yeah, I actually had it on pause first. Yeah.

So it was like monitoring if any spending happened. Yeah, so, but then I got here to LA. I didn't know you can pause. You can pause. You can pause if you think that you're going to find it. Yeah. So you don't cancel it. Yeah, it's a really special thing.

It's in the apps. What kind of credit card is that? All the apps? I think so. They all have pause now. Wow. Care to pause? Yeah, I would like to.

so I don't have a physical card and I have my passport right now which is always so scary yeah pardon and I had just gotten my real ID but get this to check into a hotel

in 2025 the year of our Lord you still need a physical credit card for incidentals I paid for four nights in this hotel room for this week I get there they go no we can't let you in

we need a physical card I go I don't know I can't I don't have it. I don't know what's, I have the reservation under my name. Here's my ID. They go now. I go tap.

They go, see yourself out. There's no way. They would not let me do it. I had to call Kylie to drive from her work to present a physical card to cover the $50 incidentals for my four nights say that was non-refundable.

What would have had? I don't know. What if I was in Singapore? You're screwed. You don't have any backup credit cards? They were all in my wallet. You should not keep every single card in your wallet. I had all my eggs in that particular basket because I love that basket.

Why would I not put all my eggs in it? Wow. Do you still think you're going to get it back? Oh, it's toast. I have no. That was one of the wallets and that's one of the few items that I have that I truly like holds zero sentimental value. Had an air tag in it.

It's very like I wanted to lose it. I didn't want to lose my ID though. Yeah. The wallet itself, I'll see. see you on the other side. Yeah, chow, Bella. Wow. And that's my story, pretty much. I really do hope that it finds its way back to you. I do not think it will, but I do hope. That would be really funny into the story, but it's not going to happen. Why's your toe black? Thanks for asking, why you're toe black.

Each of those words carries equal weight. There is no unnecessary language in that sentence. Why your toe black? Why your toe black? I stubbed it on the bed frame in the hotel room. I'm in. Oh, this is a recent? Yeah.

I think your toenail will fall off. She said yes. What's that tattoo on your foot say? Right time. Right. You're learning so many things about my body today. I know I usually I don't know if I've ever

You don't know if you've ever got it? Wait when did you get that tattoo? We had a whole segment on it Did we? Yeah yeah it was when I moved We say so many things that it's like Some get lost in the shuffle Okay and I also think that like

I need to saw Shane like by the way We had a clip the other day that was really good It really really Was succinct Except half of the clip was me saying like We're back I'll do it I just like I'm gonna keep

And when you don't even bother Because when you start thinking about it you just do it more Well we Forget things that we say So I wonder if other people Are also like oh this is a nice refresher No I think they're like you already said that Did I tell you that time when

So my old shows I used to open and then close Yeah God So stupid And so by the second show Of the evening I have gone out four times It was like 20 minute segments at a time.

And there was one show where I couldn't remember if I'd done this like 10 minute bit. And I just did it. And no one laughed. And I was like, why aren't you guys laughing? They go, you already did this one. I was just like, this is like a dream that you are in class. And there's an exam and you didn't know about it until the end of the summer. semester. You know what my new dreams are? My dream dreams? That I have Max again and I have forgotten

to feed him for like days and he's like, no, now I'm going to have that. Unable to tell me. And it's, it's like 6 p.m. And I'm like, oh my God, I haven't fed you once in three days. Now I'm going to have that. And he's fine, but I'm like, oh my God, what is wrong with you? What's wrong? Oh, shoot. Yeah. You might have just osmosis to. No, I think that that truly has to come from a place of like, true anxiety about something else that isn't related to feeding my dog. Yeah, I have anxiety. Yeah, okay. I did something last Friday that is like I filmed something and I had like I need to be able to talk about it.

But I don't think I can yet. But do you guys remember when I filmed with Robbie Pee? Yeah. It's like it was similar. This is somebody that like we've interacted with before, so it's not like that surprise, woe factor. But it was so awesome that I just wish I could talk about it. And I'm like giddy.

You will be able to soon. It's one of the most unbelievable things I've ever heard interaction-wise. So awesome. It's so awesome. I'm really looking forward to cracking up when you're able to release that info. Me too. You might have to do like a live reaction YouTube video when that comes out.

Yeah, I might. This will maybe be the only thing that I've ever done that I watch back. Phenomenal. Yeah. Fabulous. Also,

my mom says I'm psychic, which I kind of believe. Yeah, I heard her, was that what you Snapchat to me yesterday? No, she was saying that my Jupiter is in the publishing house. It is.

I believe it. I didn't like, I wasn't following that part necessarily, but she used to think that I, because there are so many things in my life that I have manifested like pretty intensely, she used to say that like because I felt so strongly about them and thought about them so much that like I manifested them into the existence into existence because the universe didn't have a choice because my feelings were so strong. You pushed the universe into a corner. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.

But now she's saying that I just knew all along. that these things were going to happen. So they were more of like psychic premonitions. And what I'm really speaking about here is who I was with last Friday. Because that's such a specific manifestation. You know? I do know. Yeah.

That like down to the name. We'll talk about it later when I, when the details. Oh my God. The details are revealed. Anyway, that's just like the universe is a crazy thing. The universe is a crazy thing. Now, I saw Chris Rock yesterday. Yeah.

And we nodded at each other. But I was staring at him. So I think that he was kind of just being like, hey, I do see you looking at me. Yeah. So that's kind of it. And then there's a new Lilo and Stitch. Did you see that? Stitched show up to the premiere and like a little Jeep.

Yeah. I was sobbing on the ground. Is it live action? Yeah Stop Enough live action What in the fuck There I said it

I kind of like No ew I really liked Little Mermaid I feel like that one did not get its flowers Stitch is like a little monster I don't want him to I don't want him to be CGI I want it to be animated

What is the No that I agree What is the anti-animation train that everybody's on all the time I don't want a realistic view of Stitch. It's going to be gross. Yeah, I don't think we need to make Stitch live action, but a little mermaid I really liked.

There's going to be a live action Moana, right? How about make a new movie? Is this a second Lilo and Stitch? Or is this Lilo and Stitch live action? I think it's Lilo and Stitch live action. God damn. What is everyone's issue writing an original piece these days.

I do hear you. So you have to take it into your own hands and write an original piece. I want to. There's nothing in my brain that could in any way parallel Lilo and Stitch,

the original piece. You don't need to. But it's such a brilliant piece of work. Yeah, but write your own brilliant piece of work. I need us all to wake up. I almost want to boycott Lilo and Stitch, live action.

We cannot keep giving These production companies think we're dumb. They think we're stupid. They're like, just remake the same thing. They'll buy it. We need to stop. And guess what? They're going to sell billions of dollars worth of stitch plushies.

Yeah. We have to stop. We have to wake up, you guys. Challenge these companies to write original movies and TV shows. No more reboots. No more reboots. That's your propaganda you're not falling for. Have you seen that TikTok trend?

You need to refresh me. I haven't really been scrolling. There's just, well, the, like, few videos that aren't, like, cats dying or the propaganda I'm not falling for. And it's just, like, things that are, like, popular now that people can never get on board with, you know? Yeah. Plastic surgery, like, whatever. Yours is live action remakes and reboots. I mean, yeah.

And that's actually true to its word. Like, that is not. That's like propaganda being like, look, this is new. No, it's not. I'm trying to think of my propaganda that I'm not falling for. Everything I can think of I am falling for. Yeah, I was going to say I'm pretty, pretty gullible. I've been doing fake freckles.

I shouldn't have even admitted it. Whoa. Some of them are real. I've just been, I got this stamper on TikTok shop to enhance. Thank you. The ones on my nose are real. The ones on my cheeks are fake as F. But very subtle.

They are very subtle. So I was going to say fake freckles, but I have completely fallen and can't get up. then I was going to say Asai E bowls, I have fallen. I had one yesterday. So good. I guess they're like not good for you at all, which is crazy. No, I don't think that.

I think it's like too much for sugar. It's ice cream. Yeah. I really care for them though. I like adore them. I love the granola pieces. Right. And that is ice cream and and like a...

Sprinkles. Sprinkles. Like it really truly is like just adjacent. Is you just put her head down. Are you okay? Oh, you were looking at something. Okay, I thought you were falling asleep. I was like, we got to pick it up.

I'm going to take my shirt off. Do it. No, I can't. I'm going through a phase of about a year where I'm just like, what are you doing? I'm wearing low-rise jeans. And I've never done that. Wow. Yeah.

It's just like time to experiment. With your body. A little bit. Let's see what this. Flip-lops. I don't wear flip-lops either. Let's see what this puppy can really do. Slipping up hair low-rise.

I don't feel. uncomfortable necessarily, but maybe it will just take time. I was about to say propaganda I'm not falling for low-rise jeans.

But I just freaking fell for it. Oh my gosh. I think I can't think of anything I haven't fallen for which is disappointing and I'm disappointed at myself. I think this stuff I haven't fallen for

truly I'm just so uninterested in that I can't even remember it right now. That's a good point. What's popular right now? So then I was going to say, does anyone know anything that's popular right now? The two podcasts are over here. I was going to say the, like, romance books I used to shit on.

I've fallen so hard for those. That was propaganda. Oh, let's think of an artist that has, like, really popular songs. I haven't, uh, Benson Boone, you completely. No, I just, I don't mind him, though. I'm able to see talent or talent is. Yeah. If he has undeniable talent, it's, it will be no surprise that he sold out, like, 17 shows in Salt Lake City.

He exudes Mormonism. Is he Mormon? I don't know. It doesn't matter. To him, he is. And that's great. And he is flipping his way into permanent stardom. Backflip, backflip.

Anytime he, his like when I'm like, like, like, like is a backflip. Anytime he is, anytime he's thinking about something, he's like, I'm just going to flip right now. I guess I still haven't fallen for like that like sad like, um, female singer genre. like Gracie Abrams I do like some of her song Yeah I love her But like I don't know I never fell for like Phoebe Bridgers

Or like who else is there That kind of music Yeah Slow and sad and stuff like that You catch me in a certain mood I will like any music I was This is tough to admit

The other day At the airport Oof Oof I typed in Dubstep on Spotify Do you know what dubstep is? Like, Yeah.

Like, wom. Yeah, Womp. Yeah, womp. And I was like, yeah, this is awesome.

Wamp, wamp, wrong one. Is that that one? Yeah, that's what I was thinking of. That's Taste by Taiga. So good.

I wonder how Tiga's doing. Wait, Tyga the man? No, Tyga, the beast. What do you mean? Yeah.

I thought that song was by a woman. Oh, is he dating Madeline? Yeah, he is. Man, that is so random. Completely is. I do like her a lot. I'm so curious, like, he must, he must have, like, a really good personality. I don't think so. No, because he's... Why do you say that? Because, like, everyone he dates does. It doesn't matter. Besides, I mean, I don't know. I don't know any of these people. I act like I knew Kylie Jenner just now. Speak of the, speak of her. Speak of the woman. Still, like, going very strong with Timothy Chalemay.

Timothy Chalemay, I'm going to make a really unoriginal comment right now. He's kind of like, he's so man of the people that he's almost like Princess Diana vibes for, like, did you see him leaving the next game and he's out of his car, like, hugging men, women, children, kissing babies, shaking hands. I do love him. He's for the people. And there's not one thing he's come out and said, you know when people fly too close to the sun, they're doing interview, press, press, press. He has always flown the perfect amount away from the sun.

Without fault. Yeah. And it's not even media training. It's like lack of media training that's creating this. Yeah. Oh my gosh. But not too often. So like we're hungry for glimpses.

I want more Chalemae. I know. Give me more. But I want to know him on a personal level. And now I feel like that's my, that's my God given right, which now it makes me, I feel a little bit parisocial to Timothy. That's fine. Like I do feel it in my heart that we will meet and hit it off. I am trying to think, I have been in the room with him at the Wonka premiere.

Yeah. Like pretty close. Thanks. I bet he smells good. I bet he smells great. What do you think he smells like? Like awesome? I think he smells like, like, like, Axe.

No, something much more sophisticated. No, I don't think so. I think he smells like axe. Because he is kind of like teenage boy. Like, he is Timmy Tim. How old is Tim? Timbo. He's 29, turned 29 in December.

You're, I like really hope that that's true. If it's not, it'll be embarrassing. No, I think it's kind of crazy that you know that exactly for a fact. Oh, you mean if it is true, it'll be embarrassing. Yeah. Yep. 29 years young. Wow.

In his prime. Really is. So the only thing that's not man of the people vibes about him is that he's dating a billionaire. I said he's also like a mega, mega, mega celebrity. Like so was Princess Diana. Yeah. But there was always going to be something.

Princess Diana was a princess. Like there's always going to be that unattainable people. But he's not like rebuking the billionaire status. And like I'm almost equating him to like Luigi Mangione. And in a way of like, I am for the people, but then it's like, accept my billionaire girlfriend. I really want to see Pauline Chalameh and Kylie interact. They do. I know.

I want to see it. Pauline had a baby. Yeah. And I'm pretty sure the babies interact with the babies. Oh, that's precious. Yeah. Wait, can we look up Timothy's net worth? I'm so sorry.

I had this pickle in my hit, his. Yeah. I'm going to guess. 42 million. That feels right. Is it far left? Oh, 25 million. But also these can't be right ever.

And it's so funny because if you look up like, like Mr. Beast's net worth is like 560 million a year. When Timothy introduces himself, does he say, hi, I'm Timote? Or does he say Timothy? I'm pretty sure he's a man of the people and he's saying Timothy. I honestly think he might say Timote. pronouncing his name for almost two minutes let's see okay yeah this is fun billboard there's a little accent over one of the e's in your name and i want to know how i should

handle that i meant to say timothy it's pronounced timothy you have so many names well can he because you let him speak are you really timet i thought it was timote because of double e's at the yes he's being silenced oh of course right when i talk say it like that really timet i thought it was timotee because of double e's at the end it's timote but i would not oblige you to say it like that it's supposed to be timet it, but that always just seem like too obnoxious a requirement to put on people. Man of the people. Timothy, Tim, Tim, Tim.

It's whatever you'd like. You could say Doug, Alex, Rick. He's the greatest. He's really great. I want to watch statistics and the bonus as well as Timmy, Tim. Okay. And that, that, I'm aligned there as well. Yeah, I really, really care for him.

Speaking of, like, that community, Chris Jenner, have you seen her in the past, like, week or so? Little Miss New Jones? Yeah, I have. She has a new face. I want to go to that doctor. I think it's the same one as like Lindsay Lohan and everybody. She looks the same age as Kim. I wonder what they would do to me if I went in and I was like I want the Christianer thing.

But also I've never seen it. Like I've never seen it go this well. You know, like usually I'm like I don't just like let yourself age with Chris. I'm like, give it to me. Good. She's happy. She really is. Do you want to know if she's killed so much?

But I also saw this preview for an episode of the Kardashians. They're doing this thing where they're like taking a test to figure out what their internal age is. So like, oh yeah, yeah. Biologically, like Kim is 40-something. But inside, she's in her 30s. And Chloe was in her 20s. They did that on White Lotus. Oh?

They did that on White Lotus. I don't remember that. And the women all came back and said that they told them all the same thing. I do remember that. But I don't think it was the same thing. This was like through blood, I think. Oh, it's that spinny thing. This is like more doctor-based.

They take the blood out and they spin it. Ooh. I became so aware of my blood last night. Oh, Brooke, don't say that. I am just a sack of blood. Oh, Brooke, come on. And so are you. I know.

It's so fucking weird that I have a skeleton. So weird. If I were to puncture a hole in my skin, red liquid oozes out. I don't want to get wet. I'm not swimming. I feel sick. I don't want, like, we're full of liquid.

Full of it. And organs. No, okay. No, we're done now. We're done. Let's talk about invaders him. Oh, what about him? I thought about him the other day

and about how absolutely inappropriate and scary that show was. I never cared for him. Why was I watching a haunted, so scary show as a child? Interesting, though. Him too much. Courage of the cowardly dog. That's hit the sweet spot What?

It was like my black mirror Curse of Cowardly Dog is Horrifying Yeah, it is but like It was the good kind of horrifying No I had him I was like this is freaky That one man

There's a man that shows up In Courtesy Cowardly Dog No No he's a man I know With the teeth Man in a suit And he's a salesman

Yeah Can we pull up the man in the suit with the teeth And I'm not talking about the weekend Oh my heavens And he was like a shapeshifter Yeah he was a shapeshifter This is nasty work I don't like this at all

Wow What's his name Fred? Yeah Well done There's a fandom by the way Let's let's go Can we in the bonus Go into the Courage of Cowley Dog fandom?

I'd like to I'd really like to What is carbonation by the way Because how does a can how does this liquid produce bubbles just out of then? You know the like carbonating machines? It's like a certain type of like spinning that happens. There's a lot of spinning happening on this episode of Brooklyn Connor make a podcast.

You have to carve. It doesn't like cum carbonated. Like you have to carbonate. I know, but how are they producing bubbles out of nowhere? Air. It's underwater. There's no air in fusion. No, the bubbles are air pockets.

I think. How do you produce it? It's under water. With the spinner. No, it's, there's bubbles. coming out of this can that weren't in the can. What are you talking? Yeah, but they do, before they can it up, they carbonate it.

Let's watch a video on Carpination. Oh my gosh, guess what? What? I'm starting reading your book on Friday. No. Yeah. That's making me nauseous. Well, guess what?

What? I'm taking a bus with Jake Shane from Las Vegas to Vancouver. So I have time. You do have time. But what you're about to read, like, it will, I still like need to want to make edit. So just know that it's off. It's not the final. So if you're like, oh my God, like, I don't like this part.

Maybe it will change. Maybe it will change. I have a release date and I'm in the process of covers. Neither of which I can reveal, but they are both in existence and in motion. I want to see the covers. They're not done. I want to see the release date. Like, I'll tell it to you.

You know it? Yeah. Okay, well, I'd start planning around that. Summer 2026. Okay, good. I don't actually have any plans yet. But it will be wide open because I will be done touring. Yeah, a year.

One year. So much can change. Literally. Wow. I'm so excited. We're going to, so much is going to happen in between now and summer 2026. No, I know. I think 29 is it for me.

Your last year? I'm looking forward to it. No, not my last, like not the end, but the beginning. Yeah. Yeah. It might be the end of me. No. I'm not depressed.

I'm tired. Drained to completion. We did a show in San Diego last night. How was it? It was so fabulous. It was really cool because I had some college friends come. And obviously I love when my college friends come to my shows, but it's, my shows are like, I'll do like four shows with like 300 people.

at each show, three or four hundred people. But to have every, like, it was 1,300 people. Yeah. 1,300 people. Last night, sold out. Too many people. 1,300. And it was just like,

probably one of the best sets I've ever done. And it was short. It was like, I did like 16, 17 minutes. But it was cool to have like my college friends. Yeah, you do an hour. Wow. Like, it was cool to have my friends there and they were seeing this crowd.

It's Jake's fan. but that's even better I think oh it's like you're getting new fans or if you bomb no harm no foul yeah completely lose win win it's kind of impossible to bomb in front of Jake's fans because they're just like so excited to be there and like then you can never bomb then Jake comes out and it's like they're like who was the guy before we don't even remember him being out here but it was it was great it was so much fun I bet they love you yeah it was cool to have my college friends that live in San Diego come to that show and oh my god you just farted out of your farted out of my throat should we call my dad my dad gave me really good advice did you see that on real advice I wish you could read it

I can I wish you could step back from that ledge my friend want me to read it to you yeah I was basically I was talking to him about like the whole you know like dating pool and like hinge and just like how I've been feeling bad. And he's and just like, I don't know, someone who I'm like, I could, I could never be with them. And my dad said, did I ever tell you the wisest words uncle Rob ever said to me? And I said, I think so, but I forget. And so he said, should I call him and ask him to say it into the mic or do you think that's too much? You could do that. I think I'll, I think read it off and see if he He says the same thing. Okay.

He said, I met this girl after graduation. I thought she was way out of my league, but we started dating. I was insecure because she was so hot. So Uncle Rob asked me, what makes you think she's any better than you? And that was that. Because the truth is, it was on my head. That's it. The point is, nobody is better than you.

It's the story you tell yourself. I dumped her. Period. Period. period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period, period, period, period, period, period. So that's true. Who, literally, who is to say you're better than anyone?

You're, what did he say? Yeah, who's to say that anyone else is better than you? It's all in your head. And she's touching his chest now. She takes off her dress now. I'd give up forever to touch you. Ooh, that's a big leap to take, especially coming out of heaven. Hikes.

Hey, I sent you this and you didn't answer. when I'm obviously I've been obsessively scrolling through Hinge did you see you were on this man's profile Oh my God, do you text me that last night? Do you know him or? Yeah. Uh oh.

The amount of The amount of dudes that put me on their profile on Hinge is really, really insane and it will be, you have two? Okay, so is he seen some? Like I will be just on first picture on someone's hinge and I'm like,

guys. People, like that's flattering. Like people are using you to get likes. I hope it's working I didn't like him because his profile was a lot about being out like he wanted someone I didn't like him for his sake He was like I want someone

The guy that she acts is one of the most beautiful men I've ever seen in my life by the way I'm saying like too gorgeous And his whole profile was like I want someone that like loves to do And like be outside and I was like For you like it's just not gonna It's not gonna work champ

I think he's talking about like Coachella We just weren't compatible And I was just doing him a favor but maybe who's to say that he is better than me that's why i exed him but who's to say give give him a chance no it was i was just doing him solid it's like you don't even need you're clinical i'm checking you we're going straight from here to the hospital i want to i'm cravings here oh my god i can't believe you ex my friend and i was on the profile i mean he's you like him i love him

Yeah, he's too cute. He's so normal and so much fun. There's no way. Yeah, because there's a good group of people right at the tail end of my time in here in L.A. that, like, I was hanging out with. And we became friends in one day. I would also be more embarrassed, like, if he knew who I was and was like, uh-uh, uh-uh. Does that make sense?

So you exed thinking he might know who you are? It's just like too much, Connor. It's all too much. Real. I'm about to call it Call what It No you can't

What do you mean call it I'm just about to call it I've really been suffering with eye bags recently Maybe you could get an eye cream These bags are designer Yeah I actually like The one like ailment I've never had on my face

It's like eye bags really That's incredible because And Versacea which I kind of want. If I sleep one out, I've been kidding rosacea. I love like rosy cheeks. Every time I have a drink now, I have like an allergic reaction to my cheeks. I think that's so cute. Well, it was funny the other day, because I was doing a meet and greeting and I was having my, I was having a beer. And this girl was like, oh my gosh, like, I can't, when I got up here, you started really blushing. And I was like, I'm having an allergic reaction to this alcohol. I don't blush because like my skin tone doesn't really

support it. I don't know. It's just like not something that happens to me. But I was blushing last Friday. I cannot wait to see that so bad. Same. Oh my God. You might meet my cats today. Facts. I'm looking forward to it. Yeah. They have been asking for you. I can't believe. I have not met either. You have not met even John. It's like getting worse in our house. Just John like is only sticking to elevated surfaces now. You found one of his nails in Rob's fur? I don't know what that was. Can nails fall out? I don't think that was a nail. I don't know what that was. I thought I found Rob's and it was not my toenail. It could be a toenail. I thought I found it was not a where do you clip your toenails? Where do you clip your toenails? Oh, it's not going to be a good

answer and I don't even want to say it because it's going to get heat because it's bad. And I'm I think it's bad It's not like your bed, right? No, hold on. Let me Google how bad it is before I share If before I decided It's gonna be like onto your carpet

And then do you vacuum them? Wait, where could I'm suggesting things that I think are kind of bad And I clip mine It says the place that I clip them into Is not recommended. Is it the bathtub? I can't say.

Can you just mouth it to me and cover your mouth? Can you mouth it to me and cover your mouth? Oh wait. On Reddit it says this is the best method. Don't get on Reddit. Don't give Reddit a single daily active user please today. It's not, it's frowned upon.

Okay. And I won't do it again. Where? I mean, I'm just going to tell you. That's fine. I don't know how you do that, though. Just say it. That's totally, that's like.

Into the toilet? It's like they're not Biodigradable What? Your nails, right? Nails are kind of put that pieces together. Nails are biodegradable. No, they're not.

Really? Yeah, I won't do it again, everyone. Wait, are nails biodegradable? Maybe it's the same as like flushing tampons. Oh, that's freaking fine then. They're composed of keratin, a protein that can break down over time, especially in compost or certain types of soil. Oh, it can take several years.

So it's probably not good and I'm sorry. I like to put it into the pipes. I mean, that being said, I clip mine in the shower because that's where I do all my, like when I take in everything shower, it includes clipping my toenails. I don't really clip my toenails. I feel like I just get pedicures.

I can't get pedicures because I'm really scared I'm going to kick a woman in the face. I don't like it's manicure. Or a man if it's got to do me. Because I can't be on my phone. I, they start scraping my bunions. And I'm like, I need to, please don't, please don't do that one.

I told you guys don't touch. my big toe. Leave my big toe out of it. Leave everything you thought about my big toe at the door. Because you cannot be scraping at my big toe. The saddest moment in my life, ew, the saddest moment in my life is when I stopped, like, feeling so tickly at the scraper on my heel. I have it still. I'm still tickly, but like it's not unbearable anymore, which means that my, my heels are ruffening with age. I have the child like wondering, it's all stored in my heel, I guess. And I give up for, forever to touch you. I guess when your peer of heart, the ticklish never goes away.

Yeah. And your heel. That's so true. Or maybe I'm storing a lot of trauma in my heels. Ooh. Or what's the, there's like, isn't there that thing in like,

non-traditional medicine or like each part of your foot relates to a part of your body? What part of your heel? I want to know if that's real. I want to know if that's real. I mean, it's as real as like. It reflexology,

I think is what it's called. No, that's different. No, I think it's foot reflex. psychology. I think this is more like Chinese medicine. No? No.

I don't know. What's the heel? Lower back. Wait, I have something to share with you in terms of your diagnosis for you. You know how everyone thinks you have Ellers Dowers and I don't know how to pronounce it? Yeah. Apparently like back problems and joint problems are really common with that, which I do know because of fourth wing. Oh my God.

I'm not going to die. No, you're not going to die. The main character has it and, like, she, her joints are constantly slipping out. But I really think it's something you should look into because you could maybe figure out how to manage it. But it's not a death sentence. Okay. Good Lord. A lot of people have been very helpful, although no one has shared the same answer twice. But I think you should look into that because you do have some of the, a lot of the criteria. It is so unfortunate to learn that you have a chronic illness. Yeah. on a podcast too and on your podcast. But the good news is maybe you could get something sorted out. Man, it all started as a joke. Like, look how straight to you my cheeks are. And now I'm in chronic pain. I'm sorry.

It's okay. It's actually been like pretty fine. I mean, like what I'm feeling, it would not be fine for someone. But like, for me, it's great. I was in the gym in Oklahoma City. And yeah, I was in the gym in Oklahoma City. and I had a back spasm. Clip that.

Just let's clip that. Let's clip that. Um, and I had a back spasm and I had to lay a very certain way and it really looked like I had fallen off of a piece of equipment. And Xavier came in and was like, you good? Like,

he was like, oh, and he took a picture, but I was just stretching. But it did look like I had like fallen from a great height and landed weird. I had like my leg over my, oh shit. Hey, Kenny. Oh my God,

you scared me. You're so cool. Kenny's so tall, but he moves in silence. Very, what's the word I'm looking for? Agile? Dacile. Not docile. Strategic.

Sneaky. Cute. That's tight man. You want to go to the bonus? Yeah, I do. To be fair and honest. Okay, well, there's great seeing you. I'll see you tomorrow.

And I'll see you tomorrow too. We're recording another episode in person tomorrow and that'll be next week. So wishing everybody the best. Happy holidays. If you celebrate, um, it is Memorial Day weekend coming up. Yeah, I'm working. Like a dog? Like a damn dog.

Thanks guys. See you later. See ya.