Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Yapcity, USA w/ Bri & Grace

Episode Date: February 15, 2024

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Hey guys, welcome back to B-N-C-M-A-P. Today we're B-N-C-N-G-G in... Oh my God. B-squared. B-squared. B-squared. B-S-N-C-N-G-M-A-P. Okay, that makes sense.

There's a lot of, like, Ian. We have Bree and Grace on with us today. You know them, you love them. I talk about them probably once every... I would say bi-monthly. As you should. Oh, wow. By weekly, I guess, once every other week.

I talk about you a lot. I talk about you. I read about you in my journal. Do you? Yeah. Are you journaling? It's Valentine's Day, and I wrote a big to-do. Brooke as well.

Oh, Grace, thank you. You never do that. It's so nice to finally meet you, seriously. It's so nice to finally meet you. I know. Have we met you? No. Because you came on my podcast a long time ago, right?

Yeah, like 2020, but Zoom. Yeah, that was weird. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. That was not weird. That was my first ever. I didn't know what I was doing. I had literally.

no idea what I was doing. I was obsessed with you. Still am, but I was like, Brooke, come on the podcast. Come on the podcast. It was me cool.

I was like, Brooke, I was so proud of you. Oh my God. No, I feel like I was like completely mute. Yeah, we were both,

we were mute on a podcast. You're staring at each other. It was such a fun time though. 2020. Oh my God. You're home alone or with everyone. You've ever known. We really didn't appreciate it though.

Yeah, no. It feels good to be sad. Not that like I want a pandemic at all, of course, but like just to like have a little shutdown. I would want it, it would be you. Well, I can't say that publicly, of course.

Like, a force, like, stay in your house and don't feel bad about it. Okay. Yeah. On the way here, we were hoping and praying for a giant earthquake. Yeah. Yeah. We did you hear from the earthquake last week? No, we wish.

We want one today so that we don't have to keep working. Yeah, that's fair. And it's not that we're lazy. It's just we've been going. You've been going. I don't know how you girls do it. Uh-uh. We don't either.

dead baby girl you've always said that you've always said that problem yeah you so you don't really sleep right no actually no never yeah i sleep like most most of the time i spend sleeping love that no but sometimes i feel bad like you're right like i can sleep when i'm dead and i will sleep when i'm dead i'm sure but like i'm also sleeping a lot while i'm alive we should moderate it we should yeah there's got to be a happy both of us like a like an induced coma would be cool And I think that we're all kind of getting to that point where it's like, you want a big earthquake, you want a really long nap. I want like a cold, comfy bed. I'm, you know, it's a coffin.

That's what it is. But just like for a little bit. I don't want to die. I want like a little bit of a coma. Yeah. Medically induced, but like chill. Like, three days. At home.

At home. Imagine that would be. Oh, I could do three weeks, I think. Three weeks. Yeah. I wouldn't even feel bad about that. Yeah. Dirty maybe four weeks.

30 maybe 40 It's to each their own Tito It's really good, Grace Thank you so much Fruckin Tito You should trademark that That's good merch

It's kind of trademarks Oh really? Is it by you? There's this company out of Austin That makes the good old stuff Oh Yeah but you're spelled it a different way Teter

What are they made? Titos The vodka Oh. Oh, yeah, yours is spelled a different way. Oh, yeah. To each their own. Yeah, that's why I was confused.

I'm going to talk to somebody. Yeah. Somebody who's got brains and nuts. Yeah. Yeah, bleep it out. You guys? Yeah, take that. Cut it so she can have it.

Good morning, guys. Welcome back. Good morning. Welcome, welcome. Wait, so you've been going nonstop for how long? We just came from Vegas. Yeah, straight up. Love it there.

How long are you? you in Vegas. Six days. Yeah. You're supposed to be there for one day. Yeah, you're supposed to be there for one day, maximum. We were there for six days. And did you, like, do it for all six days?

I went absolutely gnarly nuts. She won a lot of money, though. Sure did. She lost a lot of money. I won. At one point, I was up, like, four grand. Like, almost four grand, yeah. Did you keep going?

Of course I did. I don't know my limits on anything. She kept winning. She kept winning. It was a safe place to talk about a gambling adage. A soft, soft. launch or gambling addiction yeah yeah i don't have one we're gonna get in trouble at work oh maybe what did you play we do really good with gambling we're very we do we follow all the regulations and we call the number

when we have to but we don't have to do that yet no not yet we're just young no number in california for like a gambling addiction hotline it's just like connect it's all the east coast states wow that kind of makes sense i feel yeah dunk and donuts and gambling addictions yeah i got to get that track suit how good I got us the track suit. Did you really? Yes. Because I actually looked it up this morning and I got a text this morning. I got a text this morning and I'm on an email train with Ben Affleck.

Oh, me too. What's the track suit, a Duncan track suit? Yes, we're obsessed with Matt and Ben. Yeah. We want to be them because we're from Boston. They really are so precious. Yes. I just lied to you.

I didn't see it. Oh my gosh. It's so good. Can we play it? I think so. Well, I don't know if you guys will like it, but we're obsessed with them. No, I love them too. This is the track suit.

Is it sheer? I hope. Oh, it's a jump. Okay, it's like track shoes. You get a jump. Okay. Yeah. That's going to go over really well.

I feel like if the two of you are together. Why were you dressed as old people? Did I miss like the... Oh, we had to do an ad. Okay. And then they couldn't use any of the footage from the ad that we filmed for nine hours. No. We did it for nothing.

Yeah. For good time. The big game is, the trademark. No, it is. Wait, the big game is trademarked? No, it's still, you know, the other one. The super... We can, I think we can say the Super Bowl as long as it's not like,

Super Bowl, Super Bowl. Oh my God, I've been dying to get it on my chest. Off your chest. Oh, I feel scared. Wait, you couldn't say Super Bowl? Did someone get her a cigarette? No, they brought us to, like, the NFL experience, but it was their idea to bring us to this, like, experience thing.

And it was their ad, and they brought us to the NFL experience. It was just these people that we work with, and then we couldn't use any of it. That's so, that's horrible. Too much. They brought us to the Super Bowl experience. And there was all logo, all. NFL NFL NFL NFL and we just kept saying the big game huge game wait we had to do that we had an ad for I think it was Uber Eats and it was

the worst thing ever and we were like how are we supposed to not say Super Bowl and you can't and so me and Brooke were like I was like Brooke do you have snacks for the big game she's like the big game and I was like the biggest game hugest largest the whole ad that's tell me when to stop Drake's dick game the longest game and now I'm not now I'm looking back like that was genuinely very funny but I was like how can I ever recover from this?

Well now I call it the big game the big game. The big game? It's the big game. What is the Super Bowl by the way? I've only heard of the big game. No it's just the big game. Wait so you guys didn't go to the big game? No we did not know the big game. I watched the big game from a Vegas bed in a hotel room. That was not nice though.

It kind of was. It was a little sad and then drove here at like one of the morning. I watched a big game from mom. as much as I could see it from the plane as I was leaving. That's kind of a cool way to do it too. It was epic. That's kind of like new year. Like the way I would celebrate New Year's is all the things leading up to the New Year's party.

And then get out of there before midnight to 2 a.m. crowd is trying to leave. That's just sad. You got out before everyone's like trying to leave this, the big game. Yeah. I felt like an American Eagle. Yeah. Does the big game end that late? Oh, I was in next to Stasi's friend Carter.

Oh. Oh my God. And I was going, I don't think he'll ever want to look at me again. I think he loves you. Yeah. He loves birds, I've heard. Birds of a feather flock together, brother. This like milk boy said, those birds are hot.

People have your own language. I know. I'm so sorry. This is early for us. And we're like trying. No, I love it. It's fun to be, we can almost just kind of, you guys just do the whole thing. And then we can just chime in.

Well, you guys know I went to BU So I like kind of Oh fuck you Well I hated it But I'm like No but I like Boston Love Boston

Yeah You got We're back Yeah yeah But I'm kind of like Feeling like it's bringing me back To that time Was anyone at BU actually from Boston

No one that I knew I don't think I feel like they Like everyone that was from Boston Went to UMass Boy it. Yeah. What did you mess straight up?

Yeah. Went to community college first though. Oh, let's go. Smart way to do it. That was the only way. Guy and's counselor said you can either learn a trade or go into the military and I said, I'm going to prove you wrong. I just picture you're swallowing grenades.

No, Grace the blacksmith. What trade would you have gone with? I've got to follow my father's footsteps and stop plumbing. Yes. Got a good ass crack. So it would have been good. It's a good plumbers, too. It's never too late to be a farmer.

It would not be that bad. No, by the way. Yeah, great money too. Yeah, I was really, a farmer fucking kill it. They crush. What do you always need? To shit.

Yeah. Always. Forever. That's never going to go out of style. No. No. And they're never going to upgrade that system, for real. No.

No. No. You know, our bodies are never going to work at 100% efficiency. I'm finding out right now in front of you. Are you doing a problem? Yes. What problem? As huge.

Well, like, as much as I, as early as I wake up and I try to, like, get my body working before I come into this studio, I pull in the parking lot, and I, like, Bluetooth connect to the toilet here at the studio. And it's like, my body's like, all right, it's time. I'm like, no, it's not time. We have guests. Anyways, what are you saying about plumbing? I'm osmosised my, like, Jewish stomach to him. Oh. Because I feel, like, fine.

I used to be, like... It's Jewish stomach a thing? Yeah. It's, like, notoriously, like, bad. Oh, no. Definition of osmosis Osmosis is like That's a good question

It's like Kind of like Bluetooth physical Bluetooth It's like you can Like I think osmosis literally It's like in cells when like things like go through the cell Like a ghost can go through a wall I don't think

Now that you mention it I don't think we know what osmosis I know what it is okay I can explain it okay I'm not even being a thick I'm trying to learn cellular Bluetooth It's it's when something can transcend through like a It's a transmissible

process. It's a transmittable process? This is truly the meeting of the minds today. No, I heard it and I got it. Anyways, it transfers from one person the other is basically what we're trying to say. Okay, so she's able to gift me. I'm like totally fine. I was hashtag gifted IBS from Brooke. That's straight up sweet. Isn't it? It has been.

Happy Valentine's Day. That's gorgeous. I have a story I have to tell you guys really bad before I forget about my experience last night. Okay. Oh, yeah. I'm feeling like a little bit shifty and off today. which like yesterday we talked but we went on Jay Shane's podcast and we were all feeling a little bit manic but in a different way I did six loads of laundry this week

which is insane I did my sheets I was able to transfer six loads of laundry to and from all the way into my room and yours is not you don't have it in an unit no so it was $112 it's too much oh my gosh you need to outsource it right now

I feel truly like a veteran because people that, like, I'm on the front lines of, like, leaving my house with, like, a bucket of laundry. And you also get your clean laundry and you drop it on the way out. And it's just like, I am salt of the, like, I am America. Like, I'm the American dream. I'm out there, like, working my ass off at my out-of-unit laundry thing. It's hard.

So I get into my bed last night after a hard day's work of talking into a microphone. And I'm, like, comfy, I'm cozy. and then I pull up Twitter and our ex and I'm watching this little girl receive all of the Harry Potter book, she's blind. She's receiving all of a little better. Grace went like this. What are you watching this little girl for?

What are you watching? She's blind. She's blind. She doesn't know I'm watching. It's a video of a little girl who's blind receiving all of the Harry Potter books in Braille for Christmas. And I am. Oh, are they double thick? Like, they're, I don't even know how she lifted as tall as me.

She got, yeah, these double, huge, like, they look like manuscripts. They're huge. And they're in this box, and she's getting, she's, like, reading them. And I was, like, like, like, horizontal. And then I'm like, oh, my gosh, like, chargers, like, touching my leg. And then I'm in my head, like, there's no way that, like, that's a bug on my leg, right? There's a snake in your bed. There's like no way that's a bug in my bed

There's no way There's a little freak in my sheet That isn't me And I lift up as just like as I'm My eyes are watery because I've been sobbing And I turn And there's a spider on my leg In my sheet

And I go And I hop out of bed You just need to move And I turn I know I have to move I turn it out of there I turn it up I turn on the lights I can't find it

I cannot find it And then I'm like Now I don't feel safe in my room Then you have to die. No, no. Then I have to kill myself. Yeah. And so I'm like, what do I do?

I'm searching around and I'm like, why am I looking for this evil thing? And it's like, oh, because I need closure. I need to get back in my bed. I have to go to sleep. We've got a podcast. And I, at the break of dawn, the ass crack of dawn. And so I'm like, I have to sleep on my couch. So I, like, get into my couch and I'm Googling.

Like, what do I do if there's a spider in my room? Guess what the number one answer is? Incinerate your house. Like, there's literally not like a serious person on the internet. Not on Cora. It was the one image I got. I'm going to show you from Cora, which is like meeting of the minds.

There's an expert for everything. Suggestion. Flame thrower. Oh, wow. Yeah, it does seem like your only option. I have to get. You're going to D.D. that shit. David Dupress.

Oh, my God. I do have to hit up my boy. He loves me, so that'll go over well. That happened to me when that wrote. That takes it all. I just don't know how I'm supposed to. to go on. So I'm not feeling normal right now because

I need my eight hours. You didn't sleep. Couldn't. I was Googling until 2, 3 a.m. Anyways, sorry, I had to share that. Be with you. And with you. Oh, speaking of being up late and also crying while watching a little blind girl,

have you guys seen one day? No, what is it? Actually, you might not like it. Why? It's that, I don't know. Do you like sad, like romantic thing? Oh, I will like it. I don't know how I feel but anything. Well, it's, yeah, that's completely fair. It's based on a movie with Han Hathaway.

It's that new Netflix show with Leo Woodwall, who was in White Lotus. Oh, okay. The young gentleman. You know what? You know all the names. She does. She knows all of the names. Whenever I watch, plus and a knuckle.

You guys, I can't even understand how you know them all. Knob. Yeah. It's a big nodding podcast. You are smart. No, it's not that. I think it is. It's a type of a.

autism, I think. It's an upset. Autism is smart. I won. Yeah. Yeah. She won the autism test. Oh. She got a high high key, high IQ. Like 130 something. Oh, wow. Yeah. Did you take it? No, I like to do. I couldn't finish it. It was too long. So that's something too. I think that.

Back to end. One love. One love. Bob Marley movie. Okay. Yeah. One day, Anne Halfway was in this movie. Like, 2011 it came out. Can I hit that? It was, yeah. Go ahead and hit that. We can do sick. I guess. The digital ones?

I'll just hold it in so you won't see it on camera. It's a crazy trick. Do you guys vape on Plambri? Yes. Oh my cigarette. Oh my God, I should bring my reed pen. I want you to. Yeah.

Well, anyway. Oh, I don't know. I'll just see you high. Oh, I was watching this show so high. It is like there's so many TikToks going around of people sobbing and you think like, oh, it can't be that bad. Oh, that's good. I love when it's as bad as they say it is.

It's like tragically bad. Like cry. She sent me a Snapchat and I've never, it was like the bubble bowl coming out of her nose and then I was just my driver's. She's sobbing. Well, I also knew it was going to happen because I saw the Anne Hathaway movie didn't even remotely prepare me even though the same thing happened. Like it is. I'll watch that tonight. There is nothing like a good cry.

It is so, so sad. Oh, we just went to the Adele concert. Oh, my God. I looked over. She was sobbing. I had to go over there. Where was Adele playing? Oh, Vegas.

Obviously. Odell is after. Wait, Adele Beckham Jr. is still there. Oh, yeah. Oh, but yes. Whoa. Oh, we've got to go.

You've got to go. I will go on a whim and I'll go there and I'll fly back. Yeah, you should. Oh, I still have stuff in my purse from her show. Oh, my God. What do you have? Oh, my God. Things were flying from the sky.

It was incredible. Look at this. Some metal glass. This is from. Is there an explosion? Yes, so many explosions. It was like, oh. Oh, wow.

Oh, I feel like I'm there. There was more things, but I threw them on other places. Ave Marie. What kind of things did you do? Oh, my gosh. She had a magic act at the end. I won't tell you in case you're going to go. She's probably better live.

She is, it was incredible. Brooke, you would love it. Yeah. You would know I would sob. I'd bring my weed pen. I love it, I love when she pops out with like a little quip. She'll comment on something. What did she comment on recently?

Oh, get a fucking life if you care about Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl. I forgot about you, Adele. She comes out. You forgot about Adele? I forget about Adele, yeah, and shame on me. I shouldn't, but like, she's one. I listened to Adele the same way, like I have a nice cup of coffee in the mountains. Like, it's just like it washes over me.

Yes. And I don't seek her out, but when I remember, I'm very thankful. She's always be there for you. She will. She will. She will. That's good like that. Thank you.

I have a really good accent, Grace. I do Irish, too. Oh, my God. Do it again. That's it. Oh, oh, I could do it. But here's a ting, it's, it's Valentine's Day, and I've got no one to love. Wow.

Are you of Irish descent? Fully inbredded. Fully inbreded Irish on Irish? Yeah. Me too. Cousins on cousins. We're doing Jewish on Jewish over here, and we're doing Irish on Irish over here. You know I'm 23 in me when it's like, oh, this person is your cousin, and it tells you, like,

what side? It just says both for every cousin. Wow. Have you done 23 of me? Yeah. It's same thing? Just about the same thing. I haven't done it. Do you know what you are?

Hell no. White, I assume. Yeah. No. You got to be something. I don't think so. Well, I have like Native American but not enough to get free college. Oh, sucks.

Even though like my cousin's dead. So I don't know how I didn't. You're 23 in me and find out. Prove it. I will. I just did maxes. I should have swabbed my cheek instead of maxes and seen with Doc. I am.

I also have Neanderthal. Golden Retriever Energy. Wow. Yeah. You never won. Neanderthal came up. Well, you know what? You know what's like annoying?

What? Like me and my brother are like like look one particular way. And then my sister looks like she's like went through like me but like through a Yossified filter like this big like gorgeous like thick hair like long lashes like like beautiful beautiful. You just spies her? Sometimes it's just like like. like really it's frustrating when it's your own blood because it's like that could have been me but something went like a little bit I get it wrong but me and my brother like don't look like her and she looks like that and she doesn't have Neanderthal on her 23 and me but me and my brother do

how did she missed she missed out on Neanderthal yeah she not getting any daddy yeah yeah back her great great great great great great great great great great great great great great-great-great-grandmother was a loose woman and fucked a different Neanderthal man. I don't think that's how it works. I don't know how genetics works. Osmosis. Osmosis.

Yeah, she didn't osmosis the Neanderthal. I knew a girl that did 23 of me and she inherited a casino. She found out she was Native American. I don't want a fucking casino. What are you going to do with it? Make a lot of money? I would steal money.

I would literally close it down and then get all the money out of the slots. Yeah. And then open back up. Well, she was, she just found out that she was, like, part of the family that, like, owned the casino. So she's, like, just kind of sitting pretty. She works at the casino. And she's going to college with free.

It would be a fun way to be, like, I know what I'm doing for my birthday every single year. Yeah. That'd be fun. Have the hookup at Zook. Yeah. What's Zook? A Vegas Nightclub. Yeah, it was just six days, you know me.

Yeah. I prefer the wind, though. The win. I know a couple guys doing a residency there. Maybe a boss or something. I feel. Maybe we could get you in. Yeah.

That would be. Ryan? That would be neither handle that. The last time I was in Vegas was for 14 days for work. Yeah, that's why I'll never go back. What did you do that for 14 days for work? Literally every morning I would get up and be like. For this work?

I hope that like a car hits me somehow. But no, for when I worked at Bird, the scooter company, we had this big, collect them all. You know, CE. It's a collective. You were the charge of guy? I don't even think they have birds in Vegas. Like it doesn't see one.

It was a bad sign. You were the bird in the sky. Yeah, just me. You know what was weird about being there for like, for work that isn't, there's no level of fun. Like I was there to like literally do the convention, which is just like, you wear the same thing every single day. It's like a colored shirt tucked into it slacks and all birds. I don't think I would like that. It sounds like you had so much purpose.

It was just like really pointless after. I felt like I was in purgatory. You know, I didn't even step out. I realized like day 11, I was like, I haven't been outside. I realized that when we were there. I didn't even know what it looked like out there. No, because where I was had the tram connected to it, which took me to the convention center. And so like any time I would walk down to the basement of my hotel, I forget what it was, you get in the tram.

It takes you the convention center. I'd work there all day. Come back to the hotel. I'd get like happy hour at my hotel. And then I'd go to bed. Yeah. It was crazy, but the worst part about it was like... Did you feel guilty going to bed in Vegas? No, I feel like I'm doing something wrong. I felt nothing. I felt like Vegas was a person

in a friend group that like didn't like me and I didn't like them but they're, they're friends with all of my friends. So I just have to like continue hanging out with them. That's perfectly sad. I was well sad. Every morning when I woke up, the worst part was like I had to be up every day at like 637 and go downstairs. I'd go to the Starbucks inside and there'd be people. ripping sigs and drinking still and I'm like this is purgatory. There's no sense of time. It's all bad guys. Yeah, it felt like I was in jail. It's just sad.

Everyone loses their house and their families. Oh, it's sad. There's tunnels underground in Vegas. Same in New York. Well, there's... See, those? We heard about... We heard about those.

Why'd you look at Brooke? There's a... I look to you. I keep talking and I miss the punchline. What was that? She said, why'd you look at Brooke? We just had spoken about tunnel previously.

I stand with you. Love tunnels. We're a big tunnel podcast. You guys sweating? Not yet. You sweat, brother. There's a documentary about the tunnels in Vegas because people go there.

They lose their money and then they like as collateral give people their ID and then they can't leave. What? And then they end up living in the tunnels and then there was like a big flood. Are you being serious? in the tunnels. Yeah, there's a documentary on.

I don't know what it's called. What are the tunnels? Like, what are they for? I don't know why Vegas would have tunnels. Maybe Elon Musk gave up on his thing. 600 miles of tunnel. There's like a lot. Wow.

They flooded the tunnels. There was like a flash flood and like a bunch of people washed out. Oh, people like live in them? They died. Like, it shouldn't laugh. Wow. There's like so much of the world I don't know about. Me either.

That tunnel's nice on the right. I'm kind of down. It looks like the Belagio. This was my life when I was there for work. Like, I was kind of in a tunnel. What do you do? Like, in a way, I went through the tram system. A tram is a tunnel.

I'm sure if you went into the sewage thing, like you could probably end up in the tunnel on someone's couch in their living room. That sounds nice. Yeah, that's really nice. It's fine. Thank you. I wish we did that. You don't have to talk to them, gets to know them.

They're good. I'm sure they're great. Yeah. The documentary, are you watching? It's like, well, they're dead. Oh, that's a normal person. That freaks me out. Are they normal?

I mean, like, a lot of them are like, oh, yeah, this was an accident. I accidentally ended up here and now I can't get home. I have nothing left, but I'm fine. A lot of them are like, I'm pretty happy here. I have a good sense of community in the tunnel. That's all I've ever been looking for. Yeah, we're really looking for a sense of community. Oh, my.

It's like adult sleepaway camp. Yeah. Which I've always wanted. Yeah. Yeah. Not really, though. Did you do a child sleep awake camp? Yeah, and I have a hard time being away from home.

But now I think. if I tried again, I'd be better. You stand on your own. You could host one. Yeah. We'll come. You will? Yeah. Straight up. I think we should at least do something like that for, I guess that's what like an influencer trip is. Oh. Yeah, but this can be something completely poor.

Yeah. A cruise. A cruise? No cruises. I've never been on a cruise. I've never either. I have. I don't want to go back. I don't want to go back. I've been on one. How'd you like it? I was, I think it was 12. Did you find love?

I think it was 12. You did? I have a love on a cruise. Oh my God, walk us through it. I was 16 and I met a boy. And then I ended up going to college in Ohio for the boy and I dated him. Whoa. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Love bomb. Crazy fuck. There's something about cruiser. He told me he was. How old did he tell me he was? 19. Yeah, I don't know.

He lied about his age and we dated for a three years. Wow. He was down to DMT all the time out of a jewel pod. Yeah. What's that? Is that the cough syrup stuff? Oh my that's Ommy. That's lean.

Oh, lean. He did lean. The boy did lean. The boy did lean. But anyways, it was a It was beautiful love story. It sounds really pretty. Yeah, you've been loving a hope of split. A lot of people find love on cruises. Yeah, because it's I think, yeah. I think, yeah. I really need it. Lonely Hearts Club.

It's a thing of like. It's getting sad. I know it is, grace. It's okay, though. Happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day. having a crush on a co-worker or a teacher or something we talked about this yesterday. Same thing on a cruise. It's like the isolated space where like you're actually the most attractive person here which amplifies you 10 notches.

Airport, same thing, yeah. But what is that cold? Airport people are hot. Yeah, I do think that they're, I don't know if it's just that they're your age so they're hot. Sex is coming out. Or they are actually hot. That's true.

I think maybe they are actually hot. I think some of them are actually hot. Because it's like hot people travel. Yes, and they're walking briskly and they're like looking around. Yeah. How people also arrive. All people also.

Swim. Can't up with friends. But I'm just saying that when you see like a good looking person like behind the wheel, it's like they become hotter. Yes. They're doing such. That's when I always wish I was in a jeep lock. A Jeep wave. There have been so many times where I just like have not thought about a guy that way and then I'll see them driving.

And I'm like, oh, you're the hottest person I've ever seen in my life. Yes. The fact that you can operate a huge vehicle. I've done that before. checking out some kids purple shorts. Oh yeah. And I flew a tire out. You like the purple shorts?

Oh my, I never seen purple shorts like that. It was right in front of them too. It was my, uh, friend's our friend's older brother. Yeah. Wow. Oh, wow.

Did you love your brother older brother? We were talking about that yesterday. No, our friends older brothers were mean. They called us like fat and ugly to our faces and locked us in a basement. Oh my God, really? Yeah. Yeah, but now they're calling the hotline, so it's fine. Yeah.

They have gambling problem. I bet they wish they had. you now. Can't have me now. They told me. They told me. They just give me a call. I'll be right there. Fuck this trip to work. I have a question.

Because it is Valentine's Day and all. Yes, I will. I love catch. Fancy dinner? Yes. I got my dress on. I just put my fancy shoes on. We're all dressed.

You would be really good on like a, like love is blind or. Love on the spectrum. We're trying. I'm headed there, personally. Me as well. You should take the test so we could do it together. Okay, but I also would do like Married at First Sight or something,

but I feel like you'd be really good at that too. I'm so willing. Wait. What's your question? What's the difference between married and first sight and love and's blind? Oh, I'll tell you. Married at first time you see them

is when you walk down the aisle to them and you're matched by the experts, Dr. Pepper, the pastor, etc. Love is blind as the girl on player. And love is blind as you're talking through the pods. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm. You get engaged when you first see each other, spend some time with your fiancé and then at the altar say, I do or I don't. Did they say I don't a lot?

I could not. You have to say, yeah. You want to know what's worse than the I don't, them seeing you for the first time and being like, yikes. You would never find my body. You would never find me. I wouldn't melt like the wicked witch. Incinerated, I would be.

Yeah, I don't want to do that. And then there's sometimes married at first sight where it's like you're at the altar and, someone's like, like, I can't go through with it because you're too ugly. Oh, see, I like the shows where you see them in the beginning and you make a connection. That's totally fair. I don't think I should go on any sort of blind show just like for my. No one show. Yeah.

I've been, have you guys been watching The Bachelor at all? We don't partake. Okay, I don't either. But I know Maria from TikTok. Perfect. My twin. Perfect. Okay.

So Maria, official apology to Maria. A fully wrong read. Normalize changing your mind. Mm-hmm. Team Maria. Thank you. Were you shitting on Maria until the whole internet loved her? Bandwagon.

No, no, no, no, no. I had her in my bracket moving on because she was entertainment. Because you said that, I kept her in my bracket. And then she does, she keeps finding herself in the middle of trouble. And I am one to say that like, if you keep finding yourself in drama, like common denominator, I don't know what it is. Maybe it's like a science thing. Vival point.

Like your osmosising and magnetizing. You always think drama is a bad thing. I love drama. Well, drama when it's negative and it makes people feel bad, I think is a bad thing. Okay. I love that. I'm kind of going out on a limb by saying that, I know. But official apology to Maria.

Oh, so now you love her. She is. Even though, like, I don't know if she's the cause of a lot of stuff. She's involved in a lot of stuff. At least there's depth because a lot of the girls are like, I had an experience when I was a baby. And I think I'm still carrying that with me today. and I'm like, no, you, they said you need to have something.

It was like an SAT essay question. What's Maria's depth? Do you mean trauma? Yeah. But, no, I mean, there's layers. Like, she has a personality. A lot of the girls are like, I'm here to marry him and I'll do whatever.

And it's like, that is not a personality. You're just like, you can make it. You can. Yeah. Again. Yeah. All the girls have the same one. And so he's like, okay, okay, okay.

And then Maria, I think he's drawn to her. There's a little bit of like, Mmf. Yeah. You said you don't like drama. I feel like you're drama. Oh, no. No. I feel like there is a lot of drama around you. Around me. I hate when people are mad at me, though. Like, I don't like when anyone's mad at me. Oh, I can't handle it. Well, yeah. I can't sleep. No one likes that. It's like there's a spider in my bed.

Are you a bachelor girl? No. Oh, really? Mm-mm. Yeah, we've never really liked it or watched it. It doesn't, like, I don't know. It doesn't appeal to me. I used to get a kick out of my dad, like, to watch it because he liked to. to watch the girls fight over with the one guy. Yeah, that's totally fair. It was, it was just crazy because my dad didn't watch you a guy, you know? Yeah, and he's sitting there watching The Bachelor

and my mom's not even watching it, saying, why won't anyone watch this with me? A lot of guys like it. There's nothing I love more than like a stereotypical, like, man-loving reality TV. Oh, that's awesome. I think that's one of the best dualities of our time. I think so, too.

Yeah. I think we're watering it down too much. I miss the OG reality shows. Bad Girls Club? Bad Girls Club Like big brothers Pretty good All of those

I like like next And parental control Me too Do you remember those? Yeah Free idea I'll bring back next They should

Yeah We would all tune in Bring it back please I just really wanted When I talked to by Valentine's Day I really wanted to just I'm curious Does anyone know

What the Why is a baby Like the logo for Valentine's Day It's Cupid It's Cupid I know but like Why is baby This country runs

On the back of perverts I was getting at, Grace. No, we're on the same page. Let's talk about it. Hollywood. I need to, can we look up the origin of Cupid? I know it's like Greek mythology?

Getting out of control. So why was Cupid a baby? Everyone else is a grown adult. Why does Cupid a baby? Once Venus had a second son and Taurus, Cupid became an older and stronger. Perhaps Cupid is usually seen as a baby

because babies represent the combination of two people in love. Oh. That's pretty. His mother is hermaphidite. And it's how he's engaging in the love. He's just kind of. Hermaphidite.

controlling it. Aphrodite. Oh, Epidioch. That's what the oasis comes from. Oh, my God, that's probably the origin. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, you just like cracked open. Crack the code. Wow. You guys lost your brain yet? I'm washing mine. Yeah. I was going to say a lot of times when we talk, I'm like, do not let like Tim Dillon get a hold of one of these

because he always grabs our like dumbest little excerpts. And I'm like, oh no. Do you guys feel sometimes like when you're talking, you catch yourself and you're like, I'm like the dumbest person in the world. Second of the day. But we don't catch it until it goes out into the internet and then we see everyone remake our clips and make fun of us.

Candice Owen starts yalling out of us. Oh my God, what happened with that? She's a monster. I don't know. She doesn't like us. She doesn't like our hot takes. We are the problem with this country. You're the problem.

Us too. That's kind of like a huge honor. For her to think you're a problem. Like, that's when you know you're not a problem. Yeah. I don't like talking about her because I know. know that if I sat in a room with her, we would cry. Oh, crumble, crumble, crumb.

We can't debate like that. I can't do it. I never said I could. No. Some people are born. She would probably be good on The Bachelor. Oh, she would win. Yeah, yeah.

Perfect example. I'm scared. She's actually going to come for me now. Oh, she will. Get prepared. Was it? Kahn! Oh, I can't.

I could not handle. Bow and arrow like you can and just pierce everything. She's got a big diaper. the morning candy yeah that was a scary time yeah i'm sure don't be scared you can't you can do it i just like won't acknowledge it yeah we canness i'm not going to acknowledge you so don't even try it yeah bitch oh my god i can't believe i said that yeah that's scary name out your mom um i had something to ask you that's like slipping through the cracks oh brie how was the grammies oh it was um it was fun just fun it was it was fun it was fun it wasn't as fun as fun as

I thought it was really fun. Yeah. It wasn't as fun. But it was cool. It's a once in a lifetime. It was once in a lifetime. And I was like front row. You were in the front. We were like so. Yeah. I cared. So far back, but we were far back enough that it was like, I couldn't personally see anything. It was fun for me because it was personally my favorite dream concert. Right. I'm obsessed with my Irish. Cyrus. Yeah. Oh God. And then, yeah, it was just my dream concert. But everything else just wasn't as cool as I thought it was going to be. Like being around all those people, it was just like, eh?

Yeah. I don't know. I didn't. It didn't. It wasn't as exciting and shocking. I wanted someone to like, I wanted to overhear something. Uh-huh. Or, like, be able to tell you guys something, but I didn't hear anything. Yeah. I feel like people are probably, like, on their best. Yeah.

I also feel like whatever we're in right now where it's like, I feel like celebrities know that that's what people are waiting for out of those events now because there's a phone on them 24-7. They're like tight lips until we're in our car leaving. Yes. And they all do the whisper hand thing now. Yeah. Because of the cold and globes. The lip readers. But it was fun

It was pleasant Yeah Yeah I got a little drunky Yeah A little funny Yeah we were I was sitting there

And then I was like I don't want to You know It's like a formal event And then like one of the people That had invited us Was like why are you so so sober I was like oh

I I was like okay Cool Did you get drunk I mean neither I couldn't I was thinking Oh at the after parties we will And then we walked outside

And we're soaking wet And then it like Stripped me of every interest At all to keep like I didn't do an after party out. Yeah, we all went home. Yeah. You're all a bunch of suckers. You would have made the best out of the Grammys.

That was like, give me a call next time. I was, I was on my feet, like, for every, like, Luke, Luke Combs comes out with Tracy Chapman. I was, I know, I was also, like, view farming Taylor Swift while I was there for TikTok. I was like, whoop, she's up. Tick-Tick-Tock Post. Talk Post. But. View farming.

I was like, let's raking them. Is that a new term? It came up recently. I was like, yep, that's mine. That's mine now. I'm going to say that. Because it is. Like, I'm like...

You are a view farmer. I'm like... I realized recently I was like, oh, like, this is something where I'm like, oh, this person is like inches from, like, no con. And you're having fun with your friends. Like, I'm gonna post it.

That's funny. Like, that's why I'm personally at these things. Well, yeah, that's why we get invited to things like that. It's a, like, show... The behind the scenes. And it's like, oh, Okay, cool. They're having fun and it's funny. But yeah, obviously I'm going to post within the zeitgeist.

It's going to get clicks. I get way too shy. Oh, me too. I can't talk to anyone that I want to talk to. No. And I wish to dear God I could. I wish to dear God. I crumble.

I'm really bad at this job because I'll be like, oh my God, this is the coolest event ever. I got to live in the moment. That's how I feel. Yeah. I just put my phone away. I'm like, get off. Oh. Like, you can just talk about it on the podcast.

And then it's like you've done your, you've done your drop. That's true. But people want to see with their eyes. Sure. Unless you're the girl with the new Harry Potter books. Right. True. It's like, I love you.

It's like we can't. You rock. I needed you today. We're so lucky to have, Brian. I love it. It's so huge. It's so awesome. Have you guys talked about the Super Bowl yet at all?

Not really. Can't die into it. I actually have not even a word to say about the game. Yeah, I didn't really. I don't care. boring to anyone else? No, it's like the greatest game of football. No, no, no, no.

I'm saying, of course it was boring. Didn't they go into overtime and it was an epic history making thing? O-T wasn't he had a great game of ball? It was like not even a game until like the last couple minutes was a fourth quarter. Greatest game of ball ever. Nah. I was like to. I woke up with 13 seconds left.

I was so hungover. It was fine. I was just bummed. It was like, it was like, it was a lot like the Grammy is like there was kind of like, oh. That's what I meant. It went back without a hitch. Yeah. It almost felt like a three printed Super Bowl.

I wanted like boom, boom. It was like an artificial Super Bowl. Yeah. I guess we'll never know the Hise and the Wizard of Oz. I was going to say, did anyone, was anyone moved by the wicked trailer? I don't like Ariana Grande. I was Eagle in the Air. Okay.

You were what? I was Eagle in the Air. She was in this guy with Carter. Okay. You, were you moved by the Wicked Commercial? I was moved because I think it was like the only thing that had any, any substance. Color. There was lots of, it was colorful.

It was colorful. It was kind of, I also like big production movies And I also know that the scene in Wizard of Oz That they showed with all the flowers The director planted 9 million tulips for that Because he doesn't like CGII I told you the plot of Wicked, right? I've told you that before

Yeah, yeah, we're gonna go see it in New York Yeah, we are gonna go see that I'm personally like so so ecstatic Yeah, I love you, I think you're a wicked girl Yes You a Broadway girl? Yes I only really know like Wicked and like the you know the top one thing

That's fine. Like I'm going to be Annie's kid. I'm going to be Miss Hanigan for Halloween. I already decided that. Oh, that's perfect. Yeah, no, I like the classics. I love the classics. I am like a big classics girl.

I think Wicked was the first show I've ever seen. That was my gateway drug. Me too. And now I can't. And then I had the soundtrack and my mom would sing it with me. It's really, I want to. Do you want to come when we go? In New York?

Yeah. When? Can we do it when I'm there for shows? Yeah, we are going. Yes. Can I please come? Yes. Yes, please.

You want to see it again? I would love to. It's really like the perfect first show. I want to see it. Because everyone knows Wizard of Oz. You feel invested in it. You feel like it's made for you. And it's just like such a performance.

And the music is just like so universally. I like musicals on Broadway. I don't like musicals on movies. Yep. Ding, ding, ding. You'll love Wicked. Okay. I was like, I thought the new Mean Girls was good.

And obviously love Renee. I'll die for Renee. The crowd, when they realize it was a musical. I don't get why no one knew it was a musical. I refused to go to premiere because I knew it was a musical. So they lie and pretend it's not a musical. I will be there if you tell me it's a musical.

I'll be in the front row. I'm wearing my skims today. So I'm just adjusting to the support. I call them my Kimmies. I'm wearing skimmy's. Oh, skims twins. Shit. I can pretend I'm wearing a brazier.

You're wearing skim's brazier. Yes. It's Valentine's Day. It is. You gotta be ready. Yeah. Is it a brassiere or bra? Yeah.

Okay. Sounds so French. Brazil. Brazil. Brazier. Hot take, but like I wish we lived in the day of like corsets. We do. No, like the big, huge dresses.

Like the ones that would literally like you couldn't breathe in them. Yeah. We're literally the same. Dude, right here. We should start doing that. Right here. It doesn't hit the same. It's like the O-Sempect.

Our stick is we like once a day bring up poop or farts and then we are like, why did we do that again? Oh, yeah. We've already brought it up, actually. Got to get it on the chest. I already checked the box. Or audio bowels. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. How do we feel? Okay. Enough. Enough. How do we feel? I wrote down a bunch of ads stuff.

Okay. Just overall, IMO. Chime in or you want to because I have got it. Yeah. English. Sorry. Can I get the cliff notes? I can't even understand.

Ads sucked. Okay. That's the bullet point. We're talking about the commercials at the big game? The big game. I thought you were doing your ad reads right now. I'm sorry.

No, I can help with that if you want. I don't get. The commercials sucked. Your ads in my ads. Oh, God. T. T. moo? I actually kind of rubbed off on me.

And I'm like, wow, I never thought there was going to be a competitor for Amazon. T. I didn't realize it was a competitor for Amazon, but it is. I don't know. Is it? I just kind of think it is.

It's like a fake website. I don't think I look up from the Super Bowl. Commercial. Well, T-Moo, it's like, T-Moo, shop like a building in there. I was like. And it was all orange and shit.

It was cool. It takes like 30, maybe 40 days to get there, though, right? No, I think it's really fast because it's built on child labor. Yeah. Which like, we are not doing it. God forbid.

God's feet. Those kids are. quick. Thanks. Talented. Pumping it out. Talented kids. Yeah.

Yeah. What is it? It's just a bunch of crappy shit. It's like Amazon. Like Amazon XGN. For like everything. It's kind of similar I feel, but it comes fast. It comes really fast.

Is it like household items? Anything you want, Brooke. Yeah. It's anything. Look at the top five things. Okay. Really anything you want. Shoes.

A deep brush. More shoes. Giant bottle opener. Okay. Knee braces. Some sort of grass. I don't know why. You guys are getting so six pack of glasses.

Because you need them. A gun, I think. Is that a gun? I think that is a huge gun. Okay. Yeah. So there's something for everybody on Timo, it seems. You know what I am addicted to?

How much is the gun? Oh, it's a gun part. $5.47. That's a $5 gun. It's cheap. It's cheap. All right. I like Timoo.com now.

Okay, so you liked Timo or you had my camera? No, I hate it because I hate anything like, it's, for some reason, makes me like, like really panicky when I think about something that massive that can spend $40 million on ads because of how much shit that they're selling. I'm like... How much a Super Bowl slot is? Well, they bought four. Yeah, they had a lot. Okay, I must have... It's a commercial, though.

If you're going to buy four, just do a new commercial. Okay, and then the next, the runner-up bought right behind them. Jesus and Scientology are really just like spinning some huge... Jesus is rich. Okay, so loaded. I took a survey, and some people said they didn't see the Scientology ad.

Oh. I didn't see a Scientology ad. I only saw Jesus I only saw Jesus Jesus washed feet Jesus washed a lot of feet yeah and what was Jesus trying to sell God's just love his Dub soap love yeah

Dub soap for feet washing Yeah Oh Lord like oh Lord Because I was thinking like okay I feel like there's a larger message here And it's that Jesus just spent Drops racks on this ad about washing feet And I don't know if everybody even knows

the story about or like or like the metaphor that is like Jesus's wash feet which is like the lowest thing you can do which is like oh and the message was not well received because it was like here's an abortion clinic and here's like a gay pride parade and I was like I think it's really just showing all the things that like a lot of Christians are against and I don't think there should be ads for institutions well yeah that was a big conversation too because it's like it has to pass a lot of FTC stuff hey listen we're the only country that shows ads for pharmaceuticals. Really?

Also. Yeah. Yeah, that's true also because I think that the whole Super Bowl was brought to you by Pfizer. There was so many Pfizer commercials too.

It was crazy. You know what ad was really bad and should have been good? Uber Eats. What was the Uber Eats? I like don't even understand what they were going. It was Jennifer Aniston

and David Schwimmer and a bunch of other celebrities. Oh, I remember. Oh, because you forget things. It was like you forget things but also like what? Yeah. shut out.

I just like really didn't understand the connection to Uber Eats. Like if you're going to have Jennifer Anison and David Trimmer in an ad, like do make it good. Make out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Like do something good. Like don't have Jennifer Anison forget who he is. Like that didn't make any type of sense. How could she ever forget? Right. It was like stupid.

It was more of an ad for dementia. Yeah. Given the times, forget your friends with Uber Eats. Yeah. You don't have to go see them anymore. We'll come right to you. Yeah. Stay in your house.

Don't visit them. Yeah. It was, to me, that one didn't land. I'm with you. That was bad. Probably because I didn't get it. Here's one that didn't land for me. Volkswagen giving, Volkswagen commercial giving the long, long history of Volkswagen

and skipping over World War II in their timeline. I didn't notice. Yeah, completely. You can rewrite your own history, I guess. It was like 1939. And I was like, are we going to do this? And then it was like, 1960. I was like, whoa.

Wow. Probably just be like, hey, we do electric cars now, by the way. Yeah, and then the car they showed at the end was so ugly. I was like, I'm lost. Okay, I guess we're not doing that right now. And then it was like, Scientology. Come join us. Curious?

Take your Volkswagen to the huge, get a shot, massive whatever happens inside this building. That would be like, like, Ben, a black mirror. This is an episode of Black Mirror. Just like a like montage of all. the Super Bowl lads. Yeah.

Yeah. Like religion. David Schwimmer sends. Prescriptions. sends Jennifer Annison her booster shot into Uber. Uber eats X dementia, clab. Uh, who's Buckmer? Apple thing.

Vision. Yeah. Was there one for that? I was equal Scott. No, but Tim Cook was there and at all the after parties. Like, he was at the same after party as David Dobrick. Tim Cook. Who's that?

He's like the new Steve Jobs. Oh. I was like, I feel like you should be. Yeah. Somewhere safe. Is he home? Yeah. Decent wood.

He looks like a turtle. They all do for some reason. Yeah, they do. Smart thing. A turtle with a lot, cash. Okay. Here's one that pissed me off. Yeah.

Brooke and I had Hannah burner on, what, two weeks ago? And we talked about, she's the best. I called, sorry, I have a quick story. I called her when I was drunk because she gave me her number on the street one day. And I called her, I'm like, listen, do you drink? I'm sitting around with a couple friends, and we can't figure out if you drink or not. Hey, that's fine. It's a good question.

She was like, yeah, like every once in a while. Anything else? We know, let's go. It's going to. I'm weird. I think we cut both of you guys. We couldn't figure it out. Yeah.

So we had her on and we were talking about having like a judge Judy and sending Judge Judy on like a tart trip and how like that would be awesome. And Hannah made a joke about like here, get get ready with me to. break up a family and it was just like this joke and then Elf had Judge Beauty Judge Beauty, yeah, that was crazy and that got completely lost

because they also had the entire cast from suits and then Megan Trainor which she was like So random She's fucking everywhere She's everything everywhere all at once She's one of them

Yeah But you know what is like Megan Trainers in the Illuminati Which one? Let's Marvin Gay and get it on Yeah, I agree featuring

or Charlie Who's featuring Megan Trainor? That one does not get old, unfortunately, for me. I don't know why I have such, like, erratic beef with Charlie Pooh. No, we all do. Why? Me too. I don't know.

It's that shaved eyebrow. Yeah. I don't know. I think it's his... Well, that's his scar from a dog attack. I think it's him just being like, oh, what? What? No, was that?

Oh, that's sad. Oh, is it? Yeah. I'm pretty sure. I think it's cool. Yeah, it's real pretty. Yeah. I just, like, wouldn't want to be, like, imagine a scary moot.

Imagine a home intruder and you're in the closet with Charlie Booth. And then he like the home. Yeah. And the intruder steps on a floorboard. And he's like, that's a G minor. Yeah, that's why everyone hates him. Pick me. Yeah.

He's like walking around like, yeah. No, I know that. I know that. I know that. We know. Yeah. We know you know. All good.

Stop playing the piano. He's very talented though. Oh, good for her. You can be talented. Charlie would love to have you on. Would love to have you on, man. Oh, Charlie. And your eyebrow?

My eyebrow. Hey, I would kill for your eyebrows, bro. You're so brave. On account. Okay, so there's that. And here's one thing. Okay, one thing that was good. E-trade, I will always love a baby that has a man's voice, like an adult voice.

I kind of liked that. That will never not be funny? What? I'm just looking at your notes. Yeah, it's kind of all over the place. And there was another commercial that for like, sour that patch kids

and it was like two adult men with baby voices that's never not gonna like tickle something on my brain I'm a fan don't like grown men doing baby voices they weren't like

I love you sweetie schnukums it was like literally like I want to tackle like it was like an actual sorry I want to if we were playing football against the shower patch kids we could tackle them

easy because they're tiny oh that doesn't sound any better than snuck up I don't know I don't want to watch. I didn't see that one. I guess it was overlooked by many. But I thought it was funny.

I'm like, you can't, that can't get old. One thing I need to say across the board, while this was not my favorite in the moment, because it brought out like the most annoying parts of the internet, the most annoying people, we honestly need to bring back originality,

bring back puppy monkey baby or whatever. Like that was, it was annoying, it was a meme, but like, it was original. What is that? It was puppy monkey baby. Pumpkey monkey baby

I need more details I think it was Mountain Blue Oh And it was like a thing Puppy Monkey Baby I have no idea Who that young man is I'm addicted to this specific young man

I don't know that specific young man It's for Mountain Dew Puppy Mumpkin Baby Is there a jingle that goes along With puppy pumpkin No I think it was just like a crazy Puppy for Halloween

I think he was a crazy young man Kind of on Mountain Dew Yeah he's not He's only on his work. What did he talk? What does his voice sound like? I think he was like making crazy noises. Sean White comes in.

Oh, yeah. I don't know if he made any noises, but that was kind of it for all my ads on my end. What did you think of the halftime show? I shan't speak on that. No, speak. No, speak. You have a podcast. Yeah.

You didn't like it. I love Usher. Love ludicrous. Outspoken ludicrous. Stan, we have the same birthday, me and Ludacris. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. I love him.

Yeah, it is. No, Luda was a 9-11 baby. I was left saying, oh, is that it? Oh. I thought it was good, but. You were blue-bald? Blue-bold. Is it a great way to put it?

I was so excited. I kind of agree. I kind of seemed all over the place. The beginning, none of their outfits matched. It felt like they just found them on the side of the street. I didn't enjoy it. But when it came out on, roller blades. I was like, that's kind of cool.

Did you hear about the girl? The girl fell. Yes. She checked out the boxes saying that she could do all the tricks and she could not do all the tricks. I think that girl on TikTok is fake. Me too. It looks like a fake black eye. Because she also did something else. She did another like sob story about being an assistant at the Grammys. Oh, she went viral.

Yeah. Gargirl 0.25. Scar girl. Yeah. Scar's gone now. She's fake. She did another one that said that her grandma made her sign in India not to tell her fiance that she had she was like a billionaire. No, I think she's a comedian. And she's really good. Everyone's falling for it.

But it's not funny content. No, but she's a good liar. She's an actress. She's an actress. Yeah, a treat. We need to be big in Hollywood. Wow. Yeah, Usher, it was you couldn't hear him either. What was up with that? Someone's fired. So I put on my Instagram story and then I got you scared about

I didn't say my public opinion, yeah. No, it was good. Like, the music was good. At first when I was she came out, I was like, whoa. At least, I mean, his mic is definitely on. He's not lip syncing because that was, what the hell was that? And then Alicia Keys comes out. And that first note, I was like, did I imagine that?

Because Alicia Keys is a gift from God. And then, did you guys see that they're now editing it and reposting the official version? And it's edited. Like, this country's going to shit. What happened? That's something that you just have to own. Like that makes it worse. She kept going and it was phenomenal.

She was good. She was fine. It's just like the first note was tough. But that's something I'd just be like, oh, LMO. That happens. Do you think Usher was going to propose to his girlfriend after or he had to after grabbing a video like that? Yeah, he did. And they got married in Vegas.

I get a totally. I think maybe it was a, he was like, fuck, I have to. I feel like you're on such a high after something like that. That was like, crazy. It was like, crazy. Yeah. Like that's like, that's like, that's like, he was like, he was like, he was like, a thousand bodies.

Yeah. But then again, it's like they're performing. Yeah. So I don't know. Well, Swiss Beats came out, which is Alicia Keys husband and was like, they killed it.

That was phenomenal. I'm glad that I got to see that in person. Like, that's great. That's secure in your relationship. That's huge. So that's given. But I was like, I was in the, like, watching my TV like,

you know, that was tough to watch. Delilah from Lil Rascals. They were. Life performances make me like scared. It's scary. And I feel bad for all the people I guess Beber was going to go out He was gonna?

It was never shot No I don't think he was People wanted him to No there was like a blind item that said like He wasn't feeling it Like they have So we believe all blind items I choose to

Really? Yeah it gives us something to talk about I believe the ones I want to believe I'm a gossip pound I don't know Yeah we gossip One more thing I'd like to say Little John

Little John is supposed to be the ultimate hype man of any generation. Uh-huh. And he was giving the opposite of hype. He was giving exhaustion. Yeah. Well, he was trying fired. He was giving him.

He was a lot. Give me a break. Yeah. That kind of thing. He was probably on a Vegas bender. Yeah. I get it. He just got out of the tunnel.

I just got out of the tunnel. That's how they got everybody onto that stage is via tunnel. Yeah. I was just, I was also shocked at the level of sweat from Usher's body. Oh, he can dance like no other, That was crazy.

Yeah, he was gyrating. He took a shirt off. He had not aged a day. No, he hasn't. He seems like he can do no wrong to me. He seems so sweet. He seems like a great guy. He really does.

I don't have one bad thing to say about us. He's not a Super Bowl performer for sure, but he totally is a good man. I think he performed. He gave it his all. The microphone wasn't on. He performed, but the microphones weren't on for like anybody. I know. It's like everybody kind of had like an if-y moment.

in the mix. Except Ludacris. Dude, he sounded crisp. Yeah, that was good. Yeah, I love Ludacris. Ludacris on the verse. I think it just stopped to come from like Rana last year. And also, for me, nothing's going to top like red hot chili peppers and like Bruno ours.

Oh, yeah. Which was just like crazy. Yeah, a Shakira thing or like those. Lidugga, Beyonce. Maybe Gaga. Give us a show. Yeah. I think sometimes you bring too many people in.

Yeah, did the thing. Well, you know, everyone was scared of last year. Rihanna didn't so yeah you can't win no one's ever happy with I'm like over performances where someone's not announcing that they're pregnant yeah just like announce something I'm gonna give us

give us something yeah I'm gonna be the first comedian halftime show I like I'm putting that out there yeah yeah what do you do for work minutes to stand up pivot they should switch yeah how about this game huh the big game God forbid I say Super Bowl We're on NFL right now.

I can say it. Welcome to the big game. I'm in. That's better. You get tackled like a streaker after saying Super Bowl. Was the streaker real? No, they were closed. I didn't see a streaker.

But someone did run on the... So the streaker, I saw online that he made a bet. I saw that too, but I don't think that's real either. I thought you believe all blind items. Yeah, maybe I don't. The alleged man came out and said, I am going to put a bet that there's going to be a streaker and then he bought his $13,000 ticket and stroked. That seems too easy.

And he kind of stroked his way across the field. That seems like too easy of a way to win that much money. I was looking at some of the like the bets in there and it was like very, very specific. And I was like, how is, are we allowed to do literal inside trading and you are the person that's like orchestrated? No, literally. Like, they talk about the gittery color when they splash it down. And I was like, I could just feel, I feel like I could ask like five guys and then find out

what that color's going to be. There's not like every color available at that time. It's like someone puts the Gatorade into the thing. You can ask. The Gatorade guy. Yeah, it's the Gatorade guy signing an NDA. Look for orange around the stadium. Yeah.

I'm confused by that. Yeah. Yeah. See the Gatorade order. There. Next year is my ear to win big. I'm betting a lot on, I'm sorry to circle back to The Bachelor, but like, those people, like everyone involved in the Bachelor, not saying a word about the Bachelor.

And I know it was filmed a long time ago because they were at one of the, like, like a concert I was at, I didn't even realize they were like on their second date. for like the second episode. And I was like, that was eight months ago. These people are definitely not having too much to drink at a bar and being like, by the way, the winner not been leaked? Yeah, right?

I think you'd go to jail. I thought the winner was leaked. No, because there's a lot of money involved in The Bachelor. Yeah. That's true. That's one thing I'll never do, sign an NDA. I don't care. Have you signed a one?

I'm not signed them. Have you guys signed NDAs? I'm, I'm an indie. Yeah, but also like, we've signed one. Like how strict is it really, you know? How strong are your lawyers? Like, you have signed one? We signed one.

We signed a full send one. What's that mean? Nelk one. Yeah, that's tough. Yeah. But that was a long time ago. And we're all friends. Come on, Kyle.

Kyle will do it. Who's Kyle? A Nelk. I don't know what that is. I think these words are all new for Brow's. Full send. Yeah. They're these Canadian guys.

And they prank. people. Oh, fun. And they have veneers. And they have women all the time around Latino girls they like. They got it going on. Live in Miami and they bet and have APs. Okay. Right. Yeah. Just right

up your alley. They're really nice. Yeah, I love them. Oh, Brooke, you would love the elk boys. Yeah, no, I already do. They sound fun. Yeah. You love their fan base. They go absolutely aub shit. I love ladies. I'm sure they'd love Wicked. Wait, that's a vlog.

the Nelk Boys take Wicked on Broadway. Oh, please watch the show one day. You'll love it. I would love that. I know. I want to like, I think it would be fun for me to like bro out with, with some of those.

The Nalk Boys would be perfect. It could ease you in at the Barstool Sports Office. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. We work for Barstool Sports. Yeah. I'd like to meet some of them.

It's like a complete, it's like a culture shock for me. And probably for them too. Yeah. Oh, it'd be amazing. We can make that happen when you come. Okay. That would be so fun.

We're Barstle not the sports, so it's a good little transition there. And then we'll just have to full send you on your way to Nelke. My favorite thing on Barstool Sports is like, it's like, you feel like you guys kind of led like a little bit of a rebrand in like a media company way. But every time there's any time there's a post that isn't like a picture of a football, people are like, what the fuck is up with this country? Barstool Sports used to be pictures of footballs and baseballs. And now it's not, and I'm mad, and I'm unfollowing. They never actually... Fat, lesbian, off my screen.

I'm like, dude, I'm still questioning. I'm not sure. That's really good. That's huge. We could wrap, but I want to... I want to bring up one more thing because it's so relevant to this you three women here today. Ladies, we are. Did you guys see, there's this thing coming out?

See, I can't relate to this at all. because we never had these. But they're now doing, you guys had snow days growing up, right? Yes. They would call a school, there's some snow, and your day is, like, that's it. Like, you can focus on the, it's a snowman day, right? At the snowball day, you got to meet up with their friends or, like, have hot chocolate. You know, they're now, because of COVID, they do remote kindergarten days.

You still go to school, but you're at home. Thank God. There's no such thing as a snow. We've lost the snow day. We live in the year that we live in, and we were in school and we were in school. Absolutely. Like if we had to zoom in. Could never.

I dropped out of college because of that. My internet's broken, you idiot. Like the crowd felt I'm freezing. I'm playing the snow. No, that's terrible. That's terrible and that's like stripping away a fundamental piece of childhood. I truly, you should be ashamed. That's something I would like call my senator about absolutely not.

Protect our children from remote learning. God forbid they build a snowman. What happened to us? Like we lived with snow days for so long and it was like don't fix what's not broken. I can't even relate and I am pissed. I'm riding at dawn for this. Yeah, you didn't have snow days. We had hurricane weeks.

Oh, wow. Fun. It was fun. It was fun. It was something where it's like we may lose half of our student body this week. It was like not snow. It was like your house is going to flood and there's going to be a tree that falls on your dad. When you do have snow, you guys lose your fucking mind.

It's like this tiny little bit. Right. Well, because I learned, I had a big, it was a geography class, and our professor, freshman year of college, was the local weatherman as well. So he'd go into the, the, uh. Is that like a small town thing? It was Austin, Texas. So I don't know.

I don't know. Your teacher was a celebrity. Like a local celebrity, yeah, literally. And the class was like an intro class, and this is going to be different if you didn't go to big school, but I had a thousand people in my, and it was like an auditorium for this intro class because everyone had to take one of like six classes. One thousand people in one class, not the graduating class that you were in? No, there was 10,000 in my graduating class.

What? In a hundred and fifty two. In college? No, you're talking college. High school, there was a... You're talking about college? I thought I was talking about high school too. I know, but I learned Texas about the...

That was shell shocking. Wow. A little bit. Well, I had a thousand in my graduating class in high school and 10,000 in my college. Okay. At UT. How many in high school? A thousand.

Yeah. Oh my god, I had a 95. It's very much Friday night. Used to be 96, but one guy got expelled because he stole like everyone's phone. Oh. Like you fall. No one was safe. He stole 95 phones.

Whoa. That is awesome. What did he get you? He got me. Oh my gosh. He got me good. How old is he? How old was he?

He got expelled senior year. It was senior year of high school. What was he doing? How many a year did he take? It was all in the same week. Oh, he was busy. He made it like four days. He could retire.

Yeah. And everyone got their phones back. He didn't do anything with them. Oh, he was a prank. Yeah. A senior year. No, he had intention. You met the milk boys.

He had an intention. Oh, yeah. You got an introduction to full set. Aw. Yay. So he was hunting for the thrill of it. What's crazy is like everyone, since my school was so small,

we were all together from like pre-K to 12th, but he randomly just like showed up in junior year. to steal your phones. He must have been plotting that for so long and then just head it out. What I was going to say about my professor that was a weatherman

is that like he would go when it would snow a little bit he told us he'd go in the morning do the weather come to class like right after because it was a 9 a.m. Or an 8 a.m. something. And he said that the way that they do it in Texas where they call off work in schools

is if three people are hospitalized from either like frozen ground because it's not built like it. Once you find that out, you get three of your buddies and you stick it. I said I will tiny bit of snow. I got frostbite. I'm going to fall really hard and break my arm so that none of my campus has to go to school. That's a hero.

That's on some hero shit. Yeah. Wow. You could say that. Speaking of your class clown here, I lost class clown to somebody who dropped out. It really sucks. Wait, you... I just had to get that off my chest.

You lost class clown to someone who dropped out after they got it? So they won the award of... class clown and they got to fucking prance around all year with that title because we did at the beginning of the year. Oh, wow. And then three quarters of the way through, they said school isn't for me. And so the title was lost. And they didn't

re-crown. That's all I ever wanted. Yeah. But were you at least runner up? Or you don't know that? I guess we'll never know. You were runner-up. Just say, yeah. I'll show her at the friggin' Super Bowl. Yeah, Super Bowl 67. The big game, 67. We had to pick our own superlatives. Brook it into like a very special school.

when you picked your yeah I picked my own most everyone got one everyone picked their own yeah so like so horrible what was it it was most likely to be married to all five members of one direction oh let's go yeah that's I like it that's you it aged well

there's still time oh god yeah of course I'm not worried about it yeah yeah that's very like a progressive thought yeah quote was from Scott Dissick. Like I wish someone had told me like just like

be a little bit more classy. It's timeless. Yeah, that's timeless. What was your quote? I forget. But it was something maybe it was like Chloe or something. It doesn't matter.

Rice, it doesn't matter. No, it doesn't. Fuck high school. Fuck high school forever. Yeah. Brianna won't best hair. She sure did. Oh.

Yep. Yes, I did. Yeah, I don't anymore. I burnt it all. off but I sure did in high school. I think you have beautiful hair still. Thank you, Brooke. I'm going bald.

That's okay. Yeah. Take biotin. Okay. You get a scalp surgery. I'm using that. Take your scalp off, rub your massage. Oil.

Caster oil. Yes, they massage and put it back in. Oh. It's minimal. It's minimally invasive. We're just going to remove your scalp quickly and then we'll throw it back on. We're a helmet for a week. I would get a hair transplant if I didn't have to go bald first.

But you don't. Don't you just have to shave your whole head off first. No. They just move some follicles forward. They do back. They take the back and they put it on the front. I do think that they shave like this for our back. I kind of wish you would do.

Do it during beanies season. Ooh, yeah. So ugly and a beanie. No, adorable. Is it crochet or knit? It's knit. I knit this. I am so proud of you with all of this stuff.

I know. Oh, my God. I love looking at what you have a talent and I get so excited to see what you're going to make next. We had like an art. art contest recently where people made like Brooke and Connor art and I realized like how fugly all my stuff is. I made that. Behind you guys. Oh wow. Wow. You guys are talented. I look my stuff looks like a first grader made it. But like, no, that's what it was beautiful. Don't stop selling yourself short bro. Oh, thank you. And start selling them online on purchasing. I would. I think I try. I can't follow your

instructions. I just simply can't. No, it's not. It's. You are so on theme today. I know. Well, this I've had forever. Okay. And your nails. So my nails. Yeah, I painted my own nails. I don't like Valentine's Day, so I don't know why I went this hard. It's changing the mindset of people. I'm reclaiming. I was literally going to ask our mega artist if I should be like a big fat little baby. Oh, you shut up. Like with my stomach out and stuff.

Oh, there's always next year. Yeah. Yeah. Or I could just like do that randomly one day. Just like be cupid. Yeah. Be funny. You have like a bachelor on.

Oh my God. We could. Oh, yeah. I can't. You could be the bachelor. No, we should have Maria on once she wins. Okay. I got a lot of money.

I need to watch her. Okay, well, we've been, we've been going on far too. We went to Yap City. We've been going on far too long. Oh, we love to Yap. Okay, thanks for yapping with us guys. Well, thank you guys so much for coming. This was a goddamn pleasure.

It really was. Thank you for letting us into your library abode. I love it here. Oh, thank you for coming. And we'll see you tomorrow. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Catch you on the flippity floppy. Catch you on the flipy. Yeah. We have a couple of more things to talk. Luckily, we can keep going forever. Yeah, that was good. That was easy. We got to stop now because we've got to save our own asses.

Yeah. Yeah. My skims are making me have to pee so bad. Okay. It's time to go. Well, yeah. Thank you guys and we'll see you next week. Thank you guys.

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