Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - You Can Knot If You Want To
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Happy Cinco de Mayo, Conlon.
It is, oh.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, hi, guys.
Hi, Izzy.
We're going to have some fun.
It's a Monday, so we got to keep it professional.
We're going to have a can.
Yeah, but the 2.5.
Oh, no, it's actually just 2MG, keeping a professional.
Oh.
Okay, 2MG?
Yeah, that's just keeping it professional.
And I have been off the bottle.
Yeah.
recently so I'm just keeping it nice and professional yeah and we are in in office today thank you for
having me thanks for having wait thank you for being here why are you here yes it's also a Monday which is
not our usual recording day it's it's not our because you're in town yeah why I'm in town because I was in
Vegas yesterday or yesterday but also Saturday and Friday night I went to Vegas with T-Mobile to go see
post Malone
Whoa, crackatoa.
Whoa.
Did you see it explode into the air?
I just heard it.
It had a light spritz into the air, like a COVID diagram when they're saying you're spraying.
Mine usually open a little bit different.
I'm not familiar with this type of opener.
They retired these.
Are they old?
Can they expire?
I don't think that these, I don't think that they can expire.
But what do I know?
It's fine.
Anyway, you were in Vegas, sorry.
It's almost easy to get distracted sometimes.
It's almost easy to just throw everything for the wind.
No, crack a toe it to you as well, and yours.
I was in Vegas for this Post Malone concert.
It was a blast, hashtag Thank you, T. Mobile.
And then I was like, I'm right here.
You know what's a 45-minute flight from L.A. to Vegas?
Yeah, I did.
I didn't.
So when I saw that, I was like, oh, let me step up.
Let me step over into the stud.
Oh, I love that.
And get some things rocking in person.
I'm grateful for that.
Me too.
For you being here.
It's so nice to be back here.
Yeah, we're happy to have you back.
Thank you for covering for me last week.
We're excited to have you back.
Like, my God.
I mean, thank you to Hunter for seven and.
Yeah, thank you for Hunter.
Thank you, Hunter.
Sweet boy.
Yeah, no, we're excited.
How are you?
How's everything going with the kids?
I mean, I just don't wish that on my worst enemy.
truly.
That was so out of left field.
It was so out of left field.
I mean, it's like kind of like sad if you want to hear what happened.
Yeah, let's, yeah, walk through what happened.
So, you know, I've had Rob for a month.
Has never shown any signs of like any sort of discomfort feeling sick.
And on Monday, last Monday, he went from like, I had friends over.
He was being super social.
he always loves hanging out with everyone, just acting like himself.
And then he started hiding under a chair, which he did when I first got him.
So I was like maybe he's a little bit overwhelmed.
Like I'll give him some space.
And then once everyone left, he didn't come out, which was very weird and unlike him.
And then I was like, okay, I guess just like cats can be finicky.
So just like take some time if you need it.
And then he never came to bed with me, which is that he's never not slept with me.
Yeah.
So I didn't like that.
And then when I woke up in the morning, he was still.
Under the chair?
He had moved from the chair to, he got into his carrier, which like, cats like don't want to get in their carrier.
So I was like, this is not right.
So I like, picked him up and then he kind of just plopped right back down.
So I was like, okay, let's go to the vet.
Fed didn't have any appointment.
So we just went to the ER.
And I really was thinking, like, I'm sure.
he's fine. Like this is probably nothing. Like he's a kitten like and as far as I know,
very healthy. But they took him right back and then the doctor called me back and was like
basically he has like one bread blood cell left. Like he's so he's severely anemic. Like he's
anemic and we need to start like blood transfusions like right now. And I was like oh my God like
completely like out of left field. So I was like yeah, do whatever.
you need to do please and then they're like yeah it's just like you just need to really quickly approve
the payment it's i think it was 7000 for the first blood transfusion which i say just because
it is so devastating that like if i yeah couldn't just fork that over it's like the other option is
i mean maybe there's like financing plans but like most people just have to like put their pets down
and it's so sad um so i was thinking a lot about that and just like how unfair and sad that is but
You know, did the blood transfusion.
And then the doctor who just was not sugarcoding, like, anything was basically like, yeah, like, we're going to keep him overnight.
Hopefully he makes it, like, through the blood transfusion.
We don't have any blood that matches his directly.
So we're just going to give him, like, the best match that we can and, like, hope that it works just because, like, it's better than nothing.
Yeah.
So I was like, okay.
I was in complete shell shock.
Like, like, didn't even know what to do.
do. And then she was basically like, so what we think it is is either lymphoma.
Oh my God.
They also like did an ultrasound and his organs were inflamed.
So they were like it's either lymphoma probably or FIP, which is just like it used to kind
of be just like a death sentence for cats. It's this like immunovirus, immune virus that just like
would kill them. Yeah.
But now there's just like it's not approved by the FDA, but like this underground medicine that you can get that is like usually very successful. So if that happened like, I don't know, he would have been okay hopefully. But I don't know. She was like either way, the prognosis is very poor. And that is when I texted you and was like I can't do the podcast. I was literally like leaving him there, like not knowing if he was going to make it through the night. Like not being able to tell him like. I'll be. I. I. I. I.
I'm here. I'll be right back. Like, I love you. Like, you're like in the best hands. Like, him not knowing, like, why he didn't feel good and like why I just had to leave him like on a table being poked. Like I was beside myself. Like truly have never felt like so helpless and like sick to my stomach. Like so terrible. And then he did make it through the night. Thank God. I got to go visit him. And they still didn't.
didn't have any answers. And they didn't have answers for until yesterday, so almost a week.
But then he did get to come home and he's been acting like nothing happened. And I did end up
spending like well over 10K, which is just like so insane. And I say that just because it's like,
I'm having some sort of like, it sucks that like something this big had to happen. But I'm like
wanting to like put my whole life into just like figuring out a way to like make this.
more affordable or something.
I don't know what the hell I would do
but the fact that so many people just don't have the
option and just
like if I was teaching
I would have to pay more than my yearly salary
to keep my cat alive
and I wouldn't be able to do that
so I have to put him down like I just like
I've been so sick over all that
but he's been asking like he's fine
um
so they called
yesterday
and we're like he had a parasite and he's also fiv positive which means he has cat he has feline
AIDS yeah which he was tested for when I adopted him and it was a false negative apparently
because I made them run it back again and it is positive so he has HIV essentially and so he has a
weakened immune system and so he couldn't fight this parasite oh so
yeah so now there's a lot going on of like i'm freaking out about john and just like having one
because i also got john tested and he's negative so now i have one fiv positive cat and one
fiv negative cat but i have never done this much research on anything in my life like i do i don't
know what you're talking about like well basically just like in humans like you can be HIV positive
HIV negative.
Rob is positive.
John is.
It's feline AIDS.
It's feline HIV, yeah.
HIV.
Yeah, it's not progressed.
But it is called feline AIDS.
That's what about.
Okay, cool.
If you like Google it.
But it's so over my head.
And you had to learn all that in real time and then handing your credit card.
And then I have been like literally, sorry, like obviously like very somber note to start
the podcast on, but I have just been so immersed in this in feline AIDS and everything like
that.
So that's been tough figuring out what to do.
do with those two. I talked about 18 different vets. Yeah. And the transmission rate with indoor
fixed male cast is like pretty negligible. So I mean, the best I can do is just like take them
for frequent checkups, each of them and just like keep my eye on it. And you know, it only can be
transmitted through like a very deep bite wound, which, you know, they fought before, but not that
intensely and just with claws. So I don't see how it would be transmitted between them. But obviously
I'm a wreck and just kind of keeping a very close eye on the situation. And hopefully that's what
it was. Rob had the parasite and just was very susceptible to it. And I still don't know if he has
FIP, but I don't think so because he's acting normal. And if he did have FIP, I don't think that would be
the case. So yeah. I think we're okay. I think I pray manifestation space that we are in the
clear and I just I thank God that I can you know give them the care that they need. Yeah as my
HIV positive and HIV negative son. Well you're out of you're out of you're out of that scary part
at least that like being in the vet when I was sectioning I was like I'm freaked like I'm freaking out.
Oh my God I'm also like so sorry to anyone that had to interact with me. I was like a like
I guess I can use the term crashing out.
Like literally I couldn't like contain myself like it was just like beside myself truly.
Understandably.
Yeah.
But anyway, that's that.
He is acting like nothing happened the second he got home from the hospital busted down the doors to the treat cabinet.
So I mean, he's on the mend.
I pray.
And the two of the boys are like now loving each other.
So the absence made.
Trauma bond.
Complete trauma bond.
and yeah, that's it.
It's like stepbrothers.
Step brothers, yeah.
When they got in the fight and then like, maybe we're not so different to you and I.
Totally.
Yeah.
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Things are looking up.
Things are looking up.
I mean, it's just crazy to think that
if you asked me last year,
I would have said me, not a cat person.
Not a cap person.
Now, you might have to lay in front of a bullet
oncoming bullet for my cat.
That's what sounds like.
With pleasure of,
Aveque pleasure.
What was that?
With pleasure.
Mm-hmm.
You threw an accent, just sprinkled accent.
Plezier?
Aveque pleasure.
I think that's just with pleasure in French.
But it's hard to say.
It's impossible to say.
I agree.
Some might say.
Avec pleasure to you.
That's good.
Okay.
Okay.
My dad, I was going to say, every time we got a dog,
I don't know why he felt they need to share this with us,
but he's like, by the way, if he ever goes to the vet,
it's more than $3,000 for putting him down.
I just want to let everybody know.
I'm like, we just got him yesterday and he's a puppy,
so why did you tell us that?
Yeah, I mean, it's so tough.
And with the ER, like, I think that that is going to run you more
than just like the vet.
Yeah, yeah.
So, I mean, literally, I like didn't.
I was just like handing over my card.
Like, without, I didn't.
And it just breaks my heart that that's just like not something
that I would have been able to do in the past.
and something that most people can't do
makes me want to throw up.
I did throw up a lot.
Yeah.
So thank you.
At the ER?
No.
Once I got home,
it was around the time
that you were actually
FaceTiming me
and I couldn't look at you
in the camera or speak.
Okay, cool. Gotcha.
Yeah.
Because you were head down.
Face down.
Face down.
Facedown.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Well.
Yeah.
Deep rest.
I think you seem in high spirits.
Grim start.
I'm feeling a lot better since the parasite.
Since the parasite of it all.
The parasite of it all.
I mean, listen.
I've had a parasite when I went and I ate that street food in Austin.
Not fun.
I've had parasites.
I think we've all had parasites.
Not fun.
And imagine being a cat.
That's the thing that is so hard about having a pet.
It's like, tell me.
Tell me.
We can't.
And I mean, you should see the way I am speaking to him now.
just like every five, I wake him up every five seconds.
Show me that you can stand up.
Let a bitch know that you can stand up.
Show me how you work.
Come on. Come on.
Yeah.
It's frustrating.
That was like not at all similar, but like when Max got out of my yard and like he was just gone.
And then at one point at like four in the morning, I had to just go to bed.
Sleep is a foreign concept to me this past week.
What the hell?
Can I also rewind about that night and bring up again that the young woman who found him kept him overnight and then posted in the morning that she found him on her story?
What?
Why didn't you post me?
When did she find?
Was it like?
She said I found him at like 10 p.m.
Oh, oh.
And I was like, I was up until four going to the like the encampments on the beach at night by myself to go see if he had someone had like picked him up.
It's just crazy how quickly it turns into like, oh, my pets are, our pets are our children.
Yeah.
And then I was like, I don't think I need biological kids at all.
Oh my gosh.
I hadn't even gotten there.
Like if this is like the level of investment I have in my cats, like I don't want to know the level of investment that's possible in another human.
Like I don't think I want that.
Really?
It would be too painful to be that connected.
Oh, but darling, what if you so?
Oh, but what if you soar?
Yeah.
But what if you fall?
It's always possible.
Yeah.
What if you get a parisite?
I mean, it's in God's hands.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's in God's hands.
Having a kid is, I don't, is not as much in God's.
That's in your hands if you want to or not.
Yeah.
I get.
Well, also not like I could end up like alone.
In which case.
Well, before, here's what I'm, here's what part is in God's hands.
That part.
Because before if I was like, oh, if I'm alone, if I'm alone, I'll do like sperm donor like,
I'll start thinking about it at 39
and take it seriously at 40.
Oh my God.
Wait, you have a plan.
Yeah, well, that was my plan.
But now it's in God's hands.
It's like, because maybe if I,
maybe I just won't do that now.
So it's in God's hands like if he wants to set me up with someone.
Okay.
Then that's fine.
And if he doesn't, then I might not turn to science.
I might just turn to my cats and say,
this is us and that's fine.
And that is fine.
It's just the four of us.
It's crazy.
I hadn't considered that
any aspects of that
and I don't have to think about freeze my eggs either
I was just about to say I have to start thinking about it
You have to start thinking about freezing your
Wayvos?
Oh my gosh
You know they're doing brand deals for it?
I've seen them
Someone just did one that we know
Yeah, I think it was Serena Kerrigan
Was it?
No
Teffi?
Someone.
I think maybe Serena I'm not sure
I don't want like throw names in the hat
for people that froze their eggs
so I don't know.
I don't know.
I didn't serena, but
it feels, it does hurt
in a way,
or it's uncomfortable in a way that I don't think
my body would be able to take.
Yeah.
Because it's like a squeamish type of thing.
What?
Like it would make me very squeamish.
Now, how do,
what do they?
I'm not positive.
Okay.
It's, they retrieved the eggs.
So you basically,
you still like, take hormones before.
Yeah.
Oh, okay, wait, I get the screamish party.
Yeah.
And I, yeah, I don't know.
Like, I think there's like a scrape.
I don't know.
Brooke, I was going to say scrape.
I was going to use the word.
Because while now I'm thinking of pap smears, which is a scrape and that's tough.
Whoa.
And I'm thinking, oh, maybe eggs, the egg retrieval is not a scrape.
Maybe it's more of just a gentle retrieval.
I don't know.
Izzy, can we look up like what is the egg retrieval process like?
I know your alcohol.
unconscious which is nice but I know you're very sore after which is what is the
squeamish part for me I think that sounds like a bit of a scrape because that sounds
like a scrape to me yeah let us let us hear in the comments whether you think it's a
scrape or a gentle retrieval sound off okay um prepare for an egg retriever me at the
me at the Easter egg hunt eat healthy prepare for an egg retrieval um okay yeah because
you've just stimulated the ovaries right but what about when they're going in
to get the eggs.
Yeah, what?
You're going to get an injection.
With what?
What's the tool?
This is almost out of our hands.
Because now they've brought in
follicle monitoring into the mix
and I've never even heard that
except when I'm biting my nails.
During egg retrieval, a special needle,
yeah, see, that's a special needle
connected to a suction device
is used to aspirate.
Special needles connected to the suction device.
Rob just got aspirated.
Rob just got aspirated.
It's used to aspirate eggs in the follicles.
The needle is guided into the fog.
Yeah, there's,
there's prodding.
I don't, there's prodding.
It doesn't sound comfortable.
And it doesn't sound gentle at all.
Okay, well, good to know.
That freezing your eggs is not just like.
No, it's not just like pot, like squeezing out of an egg and putting it in the fridge.
That's not just like a chicken.
Imagine if you laid eggs as a woman.
I, you do.
You do like eggs.
You do.
Your period in a way.
Oh my gosh.
No, that's shedding of the uterine lining.
now we're cutting hairs
okay
it is like I know at one point
I knew everything about the menstrual cycle
and now I don't
because I forgot it of course
but it is wow that like women should just like know that
but they just not everyone does
myself included now
there's just a lot to learn there's so much going on
but like I feel like we should know it
and I just don't
they didn't they didn't teach you know it was weird that my science classes had like almost nothing to do with like anatomy
i did we took we took Greek mythology and i don't and i don't know how to write a check you know
how about i don't own a checkbook i don't either it's it's actually come up a few times recently
where i've been thinking maybe it should get a check book i don't know what a check is it's out of my hands
It's literally out of my hands.
I don't own a checkbook.
I don't either.
But you can just go to the bank and ask for a check,
which I'm not going to do.
I don't know how the bank is.
I don't know.
I know.
It's so hard.
It's so hard.
I validate you.
Thanks.
And I'm in the same boat.
Do you have a real ID?
I do.
I got that when I got my California license.
Yeah, I got to.
I think I have one.
But they've been edging us like since 2015 saying,
you need your real ID by next October or you can't get on the plane.
Then it's, oh, you need your real ID by 20, like 17.
Oh, you need your real ID by 2020.
And then it keeps getting pushed back.
We were at the airport.
Aiden's here in the back.
And he had, he signed up for clear.
Aiden, did you do T-Mobile too?
Yes.
I was kind enough to be Carter's guest.
Love it.
Yeah.
Post Malone was incredible.
Jelly roll opened for Post Malone.
Jelly roll.
Jelly roll is like where did he come from?
Where did he go?
Where did he come from Cotton Night Jelly?
I had only heard of him for the first time at Coachella.
He was, he's so, so good.
He has the voice of like a thousand angels.
Really?
I haven't heard it.
It's really, it's like, it's like really good.
Okay.
Like he hits notes that like I didn't know we're there.
Why'd you go Kermit in that moment?
Well, I wanted to do like a more gutter roll.
Like that kind of thing.
That's like jelly roll vibes.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
Well, I wasn't grace with the gift of song.
I wish I was Ella enchanted and I had one gift from my very godmother.
And it was the gift of song.
If you really could when it comes down to it, pick one talent.
Would that be it?
One talent that's not magic, right?
Like I, you get one.
Yeah, magic's not a talent.
Okay.
Magic is an ability, like a special ability.
You know, it's a toss-up between the gift of song.
I would love to hit a note.
I think that that probably feels so good.
Like, I bet that's a feeling, isn't it weird?
That's a feeling I'll never experience.
It's like really hitting a, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, I saw someone say somewhere that you have a good voice.
It was you.
You always say that.
And I don't know what.
No, I saw someone else.
say it. I don't know if it was like on the Brooke and Connor Facebook page or in a comment,
but someone said, wait, Connor can actually sing. I can't actually sing. I, I've always said
that you can and someone else said that as well. You have always said that I can sing. I don't think
you've tried. Should I get a singing coach? Should I? Why not? I don't know. I don't know. Why not?
Maybe I will. Yeah. I feel like I'm dreaming right now. Oh, I drink that can. Whoa.
I was like, am I about to finish it?
Oh yeah, I finish it so fast.
They taste so good.
Wow.
But I just full blown was like, how the hell am I here?
Am I about to pass out?
No, I had a can.
Yeah.
You know, I have to go slow when there's bubbles.
Yeah.
But I do like the taste.
These are like minimally carbonated, but they're good.
I'm also a little out of it because the hotel that I stayed at,
this is my second time staying there.
It's Hotel Irwin and Venice, if anybody's familiar.
They, so like last night I'm going to bed.
And starting at like 4 p.m., there was about 15 people in the room above me doing some sort of bowling, bowling, a jig.
And the way that the pace that they were running, it was running, it was giving child.
But it was giving a child of, of, of, of, great.
great stature.
Because the weight of their footsteps were like,
boom, boom, boom,
like it was shaking things in,
in my room.
It went until one in the morning.
And then it stopped.
And then it started,
then it started again at like
4.45 in the morning.
And I'm up on my bed at 4.45,
banging on the ceiling.
And then I keep calling down at front desk.
They're not answering.
I get dressed at 4.45 in the morning.
And then I realized it's, it has to be several adults and they're like partying.
On like a Sunday night, I guess it's Cinco de Mayo, but it was.
It wasn't last night.
I know.
Do you, is there Cinco de Mayo Eve?
I don't know.
Quatro de Mayo?
Eve.
The Eve.
Good evening.
Cinco.
Yeah.
It was so horrible.
I went to the front desk and they were like,
we'll call them and let them know.
And then I got back upstairs
and they were silent for like
15 minutes and then it started up
and they were like galloping.
It was the craziest thing.
Like it's not like some say
and they're like throwing stuff.
I get up.
I call again and I go,
they are not doing anything.
They go, sir, I can't call them.
It's too early in the morning for me to call them.
And I go, I'm banging on my ceiling
to make them stop.
He goes, sir, we really like to keep
the interactions between guests minimal.
You can't be knocking on your ceiling.
I go, there, galloping.
I need to knock on my ceiling.
So I'm a little bit out of it because of that too.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
That's the worst.
The lack of sleep.
Flying in from Vegas yesterday and then having 15 adult men galloping on my forehead on
all evening.
Pause.
It's fine to say.
You don't want to say that there were 15 men galloping on your forehead.
You can if you want to.
Okay, I can.
That's my new thing.
It's just like any, like just always saying you can do that if you want to.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
15 men in my hotel.
You can say that if you want to.
You can say that if you want to.
There I said it.
Yeah.
Oh, it feels good to get that off my chest.
But now they're like, okay, if you hear it again, we'll move your rooms.
Some people just have lead feet.
I'm one of them, I think.
Which probably doesn't surprise you because that feels like something that like my chewing
and like sucking on the water bottle translates to loud clomping.
I do think that you do clonk around.
Yeah.
My parents would always have a really hard time because my room was above them.
And they would always text like, what could you possibly be doing?
And I really was just walking.
And not like thinking that I was making noise.
Some people just have a heavy trod.
Listen, I don't mind about the heavy trod.
Galloping is another thing.
Like the pace, I can't explain the pace of these men.
Like they were like, it was like running.
And I'm like, the rooms are small.
Like where are you going?
Running with like intense urge.
to the door and then back to the window.
Yeah.
To the door.
I'm like, they're playing tag.
It's just, it was like the most insane, like you're going great.
When you can't sleep.
Could you put your AirPods in?
I had my white noise all the way up and I had wedged my head sandwich style.
Yeah.
Hamburger style into two pillows.
Sometimes you can still feel it too.
No, it was shaking things in my room.
Yeah.
That's tough.
I'm really sorry.
I'm also out of it, but sometimes two outs,
making in.
Belly button style.
Aye.
Now, I, um, not us having an out of it competition.
I started last week.
It's good that we just drink it can too.
That could only help.
We're gonna not make any, I don't know like we finish like one, one story today.
We talked about, like, the uterial lining for like about 10 minutes to start the show.
It's like, parasites.
freezing your eggs and men in my hotel room.
I was going to tell you something about the werewolf shifter community.
It's very sexual.
Oh, why not?
And so I was thinking about it on the way here.
And then I decided not to tell you because both of our dads listened to the podcast.
And I wouldn't be comfortable with saying it in front of either of them.
Are you able to use any sort of euphemisms in this?
And then I could draw my own conclusion.
Okay.
So what happened was, as you are well aware, I've been reading books with romance novels.
with the cartoon characters on the front.
Right.
Okay.
Like nine of them.
Non-stop.
Addicted.
Can't stop.
Eating them like candy.
Okay.
The one I just read was paranormal.
It was called bride.
Okay.
Okay.
Vampire spelled V-A-M-P-Y-R-E.
Okay.
X like werewolf.
And these, when I say this, it's like they're both like human presenting.
They're not, they're kind of like a variation of human, but you know, they have those
like traditional.
vampiric and wolfish traits and also the werewolf that's the man in the scenario the
male main character um he can shift okay into wherewolf form like twilight okay so they're like
humans but you know a little bit of extra loss there okay so I didn't know that there's something
called the omegaverse did you uh-uh first I'm hearing so that's like the werewolf like
fan fiction like universe it's like a big thing which i didn't know about a lot of werewolf shifting
fan fiction and in that it's sexual of course why yeah there's something about the wolf anatomy
that that is present in these books because and all really all of them during the sex scenes
that i didn't know was coming and i didn't see it coming in this book
I didn't know.
It's like a thing.
And the thing is that I don't want to describe it to you because our dads are listening.
Is it a huge throbbing talk?
That's like separate.
It's related.
But there's something on it.
Sorry that I said that.
Now I'm like, yeah, I want to wash my mouth out.
It's okay.
You can say that if you want.
Oh my God, thanks.
Okay.
Like that opens up a whole new world.
Okay.
So there's something present on the appendix.
Yeah
I like I was
Shelfa
That like
I was like I was like
Is this happening
And then
Turns out it's just like a thing of
Werewolf Shifter
In the werewolf shifting community
That I should have known
Like I asked my friend like
What's going on
She was like oh yeah
That's just
It's called nodding
What it is
What it is
What it is
What it is?
What's up?
But
But I don't want to tell you about it because it's really took me a back.
Can you tell me and then we'll just bleep over the whole thing?
No.
I almost can't.
Texted to me.
Or we can use Google Gemini.
Yeah, we could.
But the problem is I don't want to say it because I don't want my dad to hear it.
Oh, it's the alphas.
Wait, I don't know if it's just the male.
wolf alphas wait oh my gosh wait wait wait wait wait we're talking milliliters no it's not it's not anything
to do with that yeah wait and see the words is note wait i didn't know that the females could not too
the cloaca this isn't what was happening so it's usually the alpha but now i'm confused if this
happened to real wolf alphas i don't know i know it happens to real wolves but i didn't know they were real
alphas. So basically what happens? I'm going to talk about it like the actual wolf.
Okay. So it will be science and less sexual. So maybe I'll feel better about it. You don't even
have to make direct eye contact me when you're telling it. It's like in wolves.
Yeah. Izzy, can you look up wolf anatomy? Not. Okay, wolf. Google Gemini did by the way,
step up and let's see. Let's see. Wait, sorry.
Can you go back to just the like, yeah.
So during mating, immediately before ejaculation,
the tissues swell up to lock.
Lock the appendage.
Lock it.
Lock it in.
Lock it in.
Lock in.
So that is what happens to wolves in real life.
So this is just me telling you science.
I didn't know that was going to translate to the,
to my books.
That's what I'll say.
Okay.
So it's taking.
Now at what point in your books does it turn into bestiality?
Because the anatomy being the same as an animal.
They were in human form.
The penis was.
Well, obviously there was some of the wolf present in the human form.
Right.
Yeah.
Wolf DNA.
That only happened though because that was his mate.
Like he would only, he would only have a nod for his mate.
You don't just not for anyone.
Yeah.
We're not just nodding willy-nilly.
Yeah.
so and like because I was updating on goodreads as I was reading this book and before I even got to
any of those parts everyone was commenting like oh you're not going to believe this like spelled
k-n-o-t and I was like what is everyone talking about they're going to get married I was like what
is everyone talking about yeah okay then I got to it what and I even when they were describing what
was happening I could not visualize I had to Google I am able to visualize yeah it was described I was
having a challenge anyway that's something that's something that's something that's
something that I've been, that's been, then, I've been having to mull over.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't think that it's something that I will seek out ever again.
I think I'm going to read the sequel.
Yeah.
Because I care about the politics of the vampire world communities.
And, you know, we'll just see what happens.
Of course. See it through.
Of course. See it through.
But I just wanted you to know that that's something that I've been going through.
I was right. My original guess, by the way.
What was your original guess?
Big throbbing cock.
I mean, it's a part of it.
Right.
Yeah.
At the base.
Yeah.
Thank you.
The boldest glandis.
Yeah.
Beautiful name for a young man.
Oh, this is my son, Bulbis Glendis.
Thank you.
Bulbis Glendis.
So.
Get up off of that thing.
Did dogs don't do that, right?
We don't even have to.
No.
Yes.
Dogs.
Oh.
nots in their fur.
Do and off and get knots in their fur.
That's not where that's supposed to be.
Dogs do not or become physically joined during mating.
Yeah.
Yeah. So Max could not.
Max could not because he is fixed.
But he could have.
He found his mate.
I don't know if he's an alpha.
Max is very submissive.
I think he's gay.
You can be a gay dom.
That's right.
Oh my God.
You can if you want to.
You can literally.
be a gay dom if you want to.
My bad.
I forgot about gay dom.
No, but I do, unrelated to being very submissive, I do think he's also gay.
He's also a young gay man.
Yeah.
Um, he actually, yeah, he's gay.
He's gay.
He only helps guy dogs and men.
John only, yeah.
He seeks male companionship.
You should, when we evacuated, we had four cats between all of us, which is like insane
because cats typically hate each other.
But, I mean, the way that John.
was humping cheddar.
That's cute.
It was adorable and he did not like
Zoddy's girls.
Yeah.
Yeah, he was like, get that.
I don't want, I don't fuck with that.
Pussy.
I don't fuck with that shit.
But he really liked cheddar.
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details. I've said pussy and throbbing cock on here. I need to stop today. I'm seriously in time
out for a second. That's fine to be in if you want. All right. I'm back. I went to Charlie XX
last week. Yeah. Tell me. So our friend Emma is an angel.
and gave me and like put four of five of us on the list.
I am very, I love Charlie XX.
I don't, I'm not like the biggest listener of that kind of music because it gives my heart rate up too high.
But I could not wait to go to this show.
This is the most fun I've ever had in my life.
I also like do not typically gravitate towards that type of music and don't go out of my way.
I think it's a house.
To listen to Charlie, even though I do think she's like so cool.
It's just, you know, I'm doing show tunes and shit like that.
But every time I've gone, like I went to Brat because of Emma and saw her at Coachella.
Yeah.
I have had a blast.
Like it really does just kind of like infiltrate the blood system.
I totally get it now.
I had, it was so much fun.
The crowd was amazing.
Even before the music that they were playing on the playlist before was like bittersweet symphony.
by the verve
and everyone in the crowd was just so fun
and like they'd have fun
I'm like meeting people in the crowd
people are coming out
it was just such a good vibe
and you're right like I don't
I don't enjoy my time at clubs
and that sounds like club music to me
that if that came out of the club now
yeah I'm locked in
I think so
I'm not I'm nodded completely
that was around me
yeah totally
not to objectify Charlie
she's wonderful to look at
Like she's like a modern art piece.
Like just the way she exists in her body and like owns it and just like commands the room.
She's the only one on stage the whole time.
She's just there's really, I just really cool girl.
I have to say all these shows recently and what's, it's going to sound like I'm pitting women against each other.
So I'm going to throw a guy in there too.
Post Malone's production.
Taylor Swift's production.
that's really high product.
She goes out there with just her body
and the graphic design is a word.
Oh, is it like Brad's summer over?
She probably saves so much money
and it's so cool looking.
Yeah.
And it's just like not, the production is
very, very simple.
Everyone's so much fun.
That was such blast.
I was like, I don't want to leave.
I talked about it for three days.
But listen to this.
Go from that next morning.
Aiden and I fly out to Vegas.
I go, let's take it easy.
Because we just went to the Brat tour.
Get a text from my friend Danielle.
Want to come to Jeezie tonight.
I thought Jeezy had passed away.
I forgot about him.
He's released no music.
He was on the radio.
What is something that I would know of his work?
Hmm.
I don't think you would know any of Jeezie's work.
I don't know if, I don't think it's come across your desk.
I got too tired.
Yeah.
Before he came out because he did one of those things where it's like,
coming out at 1, coming out at 1.30, coming out at 2.
And it was like a Vegas thing.
I was like, I'm going home.
Good for you.
Sometimes you can do that.
Yeah, I needed to.
And then the next night we went to, that was the post-Mallone night.
So I kind of saw Charlie XX, G-EZ, and Post-Malone in three days.
You didn't go to G-EZ though, right?
I went to the show.
I left before he came out.
Okay, yeah.
So you had a Coachella of sorts.
I did.
It was two headliners of Coachella.
Do you know that I almost
Me and Sodi almost drove to stagecoach
For just the performance of Iris by Goo Goo Dolls
I wouldn't have blamed you at all
I would have flown here for that
We can get tickets
Wow
Yeah
But I would have done it if I had it
I bet it was just two hours there Iris
Two hours back
I'm good with that check in check out
Check in check out
You need a hotel room you just part
Literally
Wow yeah I would have done that
Yeah.
Did they,
they filmed it,
obviously.
We have to watch that
in the bonus.
I didn't see it.
I forgot that.
I guess,
yeah,
they do film that.
It's on,
I bet they've still got it.
People live streaming.
Like, seriously,
in a big way.
I'm going to get to a point
where I'm watching Coachella
like from bed
and I'm just watching it on the TV.
I can't.
I'm fine by me.
I'm not good at going to concerts,
honestly.
Who if they were headlining Coachella
would you go for out of your way to go for?
Fleetwood Mac.
Okay.
Little Wayne.
Miley Cyrus
Yeah
Tomesh
I don't see that for him
He will probably never be invited
I love him to death
I know
What about you?
The 1975
I would love if they just did
a Broadway cast
For one of the nights
I don't think
I don't see that
I bought a Broadway ticket today
Is that funny?
No you did not
For next week
Yeah next Wednesday
Oh Mary
Are you serious
Yeah I want to see it
I'm going alone
Oh my God
That's great.
I know.
That's supposed to be the most fabulous play.
I heard it's really great.
It won a Grammy or something.
And it's short, which is nice.
Short and sweet.
There's no music.
It's 80 minutes.
There's no intermission.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Well, tell us how that is for sure.
I will.
You still need to go see Little Shop of Horrors.
Yeah, I'm going to.
I texted Milo.
Oh, I said, I want to come.
I just like, then you should.
Yeah.
Like, get by a ticket.
Yeah, you should buy a ticket.
I was like, oh, yeah.
You should.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
We should have him on the podcast.
I'll be there.
I will confirm to be there in June.
I'm going to ask you.
I might not be good at that.
I'm going to let you know right now.
Oh, come on.
But anyway.
I wonder if you would come on.
Milo, will you come on?
No, stop.
I'm, you're making me shy.
Ooh.
Well, I made me itchy.
What were we talking about?
Hell no.
Hell no, we won't go.
To what?
Oh, Coachella.
Coachella.
Okay, so yeah, I would like.
Coachella.
Yeah, I would do any sort of Broadway cast, one of the nights.
Yeah.
I would do Miley.
Yeah, that was one of the best shows I've genuinely ever seen in my life.
Rockstar.
Yeah, it's crazy.
She's a complete rock star.
Thinking about her, like, quote, unquote, crash out years.
Yeah, it wasn't even a crash out.
It wasn't a crash out.
It was a little bit Jojo CWOCode.
She was just kind of like being so vulgar, like,
like pulling weed out of her.
And you know what I'm going to say?
You can if you want to.
If you want to, you can do that.
Yeah, I mean, I was enjoying it at the time.
I was like, that's great.
But looking back, I wonder if she looks back at that music.
It's like, what?
I think she literally like had to.
Like, as a Disney star, like, she was like, I need to go so far the opposite way
because she felt so stuck.
Yeah.
And then she recalibrated.
Just a quick reset.
Yeah.
Oh, at the Charlie XXX show.
I bought a young woman a high noon
so I could put on her for boots for a photo
I want to give her a shout out because that was really nice
to you. She's standing barefoot in Barclays Center
and I'm wearing her boots. You had the same size shoes? Uh-uh
to shove my foot in her boots. What size foot are you?
Is that how you asked that question? What size shoe are you?
What size foot are you? There I am.
It's so fun.
I am in nine and a half.
Good job.
Someone argue that
small? I said compared to what? What foot do you think I am? What foot my what foot me? What size
shoe do you think I am? You might not get it. I think you're six. It's surprising. Actually
seven. I did know that and I don't know why but which is kind of big for my stature.
That is big. Yeah. Because my sister's five. Were you above me in a hotel last night?
Uh-uh. Not last night. I have been to that hotel on the roof. Yeah. Why are you looking to me
like that randomly like it was not me last night no i know it wasn't you stumbling around i just talking about
the rooftop is like randomly like not cool oh i'm sorry sorry i had i had a good time you're mad
i'm mad no i'm not mad what would i be mad about the rooftop i'm not mad at the rooftop
just the vibes have been off every and i think it's probably me that brought the the vibe offers
shoot
I have a couple other things
okay me too you go first
oh go ahead you go ahead
oh I gotta pull up my now
well actually I was just gonna say something
about my Lisa Ivers really quick
you know how she dated Patrick Schwarzenegger
my
Patrick Schwarzenegger
did she? Yeah
I think like right as she was coming out of that
like bangers era
what?
And she wrote a song about him
looks like twins
forget what it was called
but basically in it
it's like after they broke up
she was like
singing about how he would do baby talk,
which makes a lot of sense to me,
but I think it's sweet.
It's actually not like turning me off from him.
It's like endearing.
Are you turned on by him?
No, I wouldn't say that.
Like, I'm not overly.
I think he's cute.
Yeah.
But I'm not like addicted.
But it endears me to him rather than pushes me away from him.
The baby talk?
Yeah, because it's just like, all right,
like she's singing a song about her ex and like that was the problem.
Like that's not, that's like a sweet.
You know?
Like, usually like when you sing about an ex, like this, they fuck you, you know,
but it's just like, yeah, he did baby talk.
Patrick, he can if he wants to.
Doing baby talk to Miley Cyrus.
I mean, is it ideal now?
But it's a lot.
Okay.
It's a lot nicer than what a lot of other songs about your ex are about, you know?
It endeared me to him.
He's a 10, but he does baby talk to you.
But also bars on the floor, obviously.
Okay, he does baby talk to you.
He says, baby, baby, baby.
But he's a 10?
Are you hunky?
I think people don't understand the game.
Like if this person is a 10, then that's fine.
No, because they're perfect in every way.
Designant of larger issues.
No, but that's what I'm saying.
There are no larger issues if he's perfect in every way.
No, you just haven't found them yet.
But you're saying he's perfect in every way, like, and he will remain to be perfect in every way.
Okay.
But.
I can rephrase it then.
Okay, rephrase it.
He seems perfectly in everybody starts baby talking.
Yes.
And it might be a sign of a bigger issue.
I think there's under,
I think there's,
yeah,
I think there's more things at play if,
if an adult is baby talking you.
I do too.
I get if you're blinded by love and then that's what you guys do.
But I do,
I mean,
on like a Freudian level,
I think that's weird.
I think if I were in that situation
and I was like close with this person,
I would say,
oh, stop.
Right?
But like they did it.
You know,
Like that was something that they wanted to do.
I think it then they did it and it's not ideal.
But it's over.
Wow.
So he's a, he's in, he's not a hero at all.
He's a hero.
What?
He's not a hero.
He's a zero.
What do you mean?
Does that not connect for any of it?
He's, he's not a hero.
He's a zero.
He's not a hero.
He's a zero.
Why would he be a zero?
I said it's fine.
You're breaking up.
I thought you just said, oh.
Oh, I'm sorry.
The problem is over, not our relationship.
You've squashed the beef.
Yeah.
You've squashed the baby and him.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't think I'd ever be able to shake it.
Hi, baby.
Yeah, I mean, it's not good, but.
Is that baby talk?
Or is baby talk like,
do, do, do, do you.
I think there's different branches.
Legislative, judicial.
And baby university.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's going to be a note from me,
come a dog.
Yeah, I would imagine that that would get you.
But I think that you're less forgiving than me
in these types of situations.
Yeah.
You're romantic.
I'm romantic.
What can I say?
Yeah.
Speaking of, this is a great segue.
Book talk is exploding.
Because there's a new sheriff in town.
Did you see this?
Yeah.
There is a young man.
I want to make sure the part that I saw wasn't on your close friends
before I ask you about it.
What?
Didn't you follow you back?
Oh, yeah.
But that's not, yeah, which is really sweet.
But there is a young man on Book Talk.
His name is Luke.
And he is literally just like just what the community kind of ordered right now.
It's like one of the main characters from all of these romance novels that everyone's
obsessed with came out of the page and walked into our hearts.
he's this like
ruggedly handsome
like he kind of looks like
handsome Shrek
I don't know what his job is
he works like
he's Australian
he works like in the fields
and a tractor
like in with his hands
like dirty
and he's a farmer
he's some sort of
agricultural
job
I don't know
an agricultural baddie
an agricultural
body
and
that's him?
No
I was like my head
on
and
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um
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He just came on and was like I my friends told me about book talk and like reading has been so foundational to me since a young age like I would bring books to camp and I would have to hide them at like the bottom of my bag because I was like scared the other guys were going to make fun of me because it's not necessarily like an accepting community of emotional depth here where I am and did you remember I just I don't know he's just taken everyone by storm and now he has a book club which I am a part of and
he loves fantasy and he's really excited to start reading like the romance to see books that are so popular he hasn't gotten a chance to do that yet here he is and I mean I haven't like I literally am going to his page and refreshing like he makes me so happy like it's just like a it's like a refreshing
like it's like it's like I literally like he's just so refreshing to me he's just such a sweetheart Luke and a lot of
the men on book talk I'm always thinking like is there an angle here like I'm always wondering if there's a hidden
yeah virtue signaling not even that I'm just like are you like here to get girls almost
virtue signaling that oh is that what that I don't think that's what that is like I think it's yeah I think it's
like hopping on and doing a lot of a lot of but I just in a manipulative way though you can see
Luke's genuine love of reading
Like it's just
I just am so moved by this man
I just think he's a great guy
And like you can just tell
Let's get him on the pod
He lives like in Australia
Or whatever
Wherever he might live
I sometimes I can't tell the difference
Between an Australian and New Zealand
A Luke Baitman accent
And by that I mean I have never been able
I think I can
I can can can we play it and I'll see it
I think it's Australian
I'm going to look talk
I've got some amazing news
And he's so earnest
I've started my own book club on Fable
Thank you all for directing me there
I think that's New Zealand
I'll link the book club
Isn't he looks like Robert Irwin
And handsome Shrek
He looks like Shrek
He looks like Shrek turned into a man
Yeah
Plus there's like an Irwin
element there as well
I think his accent is the Irwin
Asked oh you are really at like
Oh I've I followed him
when he had oh this is not actually him this isn't actually him sorry okay but you can go to me
and then look at my really got it in early i believe it's actually l d bateman thank you on tictock i think
that's his username yeah here he is oh my god new video stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop he's
gonna read akatar he's listening to acatar right now my god i can't wait to see what he thinks i really
think he's going to like it. I really do. Can we hear what he has to say? I'm sorry, I'm talking over him.
I'm talking off and telling me that Akitar is like real vanilla or just a basic choice. I just had to,
I had to go with it because I have to do my book, talk, write a passage. And every time,
everyone's talking about Akatar, I just feel so left out. Like, I feel like I'm at the kids'
table and all the adults in the other room. How lucky are we to be living at the same time? That's what I'll say.
Yeah, Luke is. He's the greatest guy. I mean,
You just, nothing with good vibes.
Literally.
That is one of y'all's books.
It is literally, yeah, he did say that he's courting someone.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's fine.
Maybe it's a thorn of roses.
What is the word?
What did you say?
A thwart of corn and roses?
A book and roses.
Maybe he's courting someone.
Maybe it's Mabelian.
Yeah, that's true.
Maybe he's courting one.
Maybe the court is who we've made friends with that on our way.
The roses that we made along the way.
We don't earn along the way.
Yeah, but I just like, it's literally like I just, it's just, I just feel very connected
to him and it makes me happy.
This, I forgot what it was like to have someone who's like content.
You actually are like, you remember like he used to go to someone's page and like see if
they posted.
Yeah.
That's how Luke is for me.
That's beautiful that you have that.
Yeah, thank you.
But yeah, he did follow me on Instagram because he said that his friend, because I've been posting about him nonstop, unfortunately.
And he said his friends told him.
His friends told him.
It's tough.
It's tough when that happens because it's like.
We have like a lot of Australian listeners.
His American friends.
How does he have American friends?
I don't know.
I didn't get that far into the details.
But it's nice that we are connected.
Yeah.
In that way.
It's great to have a network.
Yeah.
From like a health perspective
I'm feeling very strange
I wanted to tell you
You're high maybe
Yeah probably a little bit
No I I'm twisted over here
I had a Celsius and a can
Two things I want to say that
A while the like last time we talked
Which is not two weeks ago
We talked about me removing saracha a little bit
From my food
It was a saracha
No
Yeah
And I didn't say
anything besides it was a saragia.
Do you think, have humans like evolved to be able to process that like daily spice like that?
Like not.
Like white ones?
White people.
Sorry.
No, like I obviously haven't.
Right.
And there's a reason why like, you know, my dad puts pepper on his something and he's like,
this is spicy.
There's a reason.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, and then I'm like, I didn't have hal.
I didn't have a jalapeno until I was probably in my 20s.
I still don't, I can't do that.
You can't do, I can eat jalapinos bite by bite.
No, I just really started being able to tolerate jalapeno chips.
Oh.
And I have a weird thing.
I like wasabi peas even though they really make my eyes water.
I like wasabi.
You're crazy.
I know.
Ah.
What are we going to do with you, girl?
Yeah.
Um, the fuck, I don't know.
Why am I having so much trouble like figuring out?
It's fine.
Oh my gosh, this is what I wanted to say.
So I'm flying back to New York in the morning.
There's all these, obviously, like, my entire FYP right now is like, don't fly into Newark.
Like, did you see that there was like a whistleblower at the Newark Airport?
Mm-mm.
Someone came out, an air traffic controller is like, it is straight up not safe for the public to be flying in and out of Newark Airport right now.
I didn't know that.
Because they're understaffed.
I didn't know that.
They were like, it's not safe for the public.
So why do they have flights then?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Can we look up that thing?
Newark is the airport that I fly in and out of when I leave New York.
It's close.
I love the Newark Airport.
Newark Liberty International Airport is not safe for travelers.
One air traffic controller at the delayed, delay plagued travel hub reported.
Can I read?
It is not safe.
It is not a safe situation right now for the flying public.
public the federal air safety employee reported
Lee told NBC News correspondent
really an incredible statement unsolicited
he just said that to me and separately
don't fly into Newark avoid Newark at all costs
I'm obviously flying to Newark tomorrow
and then out of Newark on Thursday to Mexico
for a wedding maybe I'm not understanding
but like it sounds like it'll just be a shit show
and like less so like dangerous
he said it's not safe
Oh, okay.
Also, did we talk about the rehearsal at all, speaking of flights?
Yeah, we did, right?
We did a while back, yeah.
I didn't watch the new episode.
I didn't either, but like that is...
I don't understand how Nathan is not on a watch list.
Well, yeah, I don't really get it either.
I love him.
Like, I forgot almost how much I loved him.
A single burnt wire cause an almost 90-minute air traffic control stop at Newark Airport.
going on that's completely separate that's a completely separate story okay sorry we've now gone
into Newark Airport mode well do you want to see the real life version of Spunbubb and Patrick
it's actually I had a lot of things I wanted to talk to you about last week that we just didn't
get to talk about sorry one is the Katie Perry song that like I have I want to talk about that I have a
portion of my life that is now like when I listen if I ever hear that song again which now I hope I
don't because it's all like it was playing you're like an indie it was playing hearing what people are
hearing what do you what do you mean what people are hearing you don't like it no I love that song I've
always loved that song I used to fantasize all the time about me being Rachel from Glee and being
with Finn but really wanting Jesse St. James and that song would play in the background while I would
think about that but I don't understand like that part is good but like people seem to be picking up on
that I'm not. No, it scratched something in my brain
and I was telling Hunter last week and he's like, you gotta stop.
Frankly, it was, it was
first thought I had in the morning was an Indian summer
in the middle of the winter. Well, now it's like, it is stuck in my head now,
but it's not like, the way that people are doing these exaggerated, like,
performances of it. Like, I did one, like, a million views.
Yeah, I, I'm, it's everybody's, everybody's loving it.
Everyone is feeling that way. My ears are broken or something.
Yeah, I went a little viral last week, but,
And that's a taste of the highlight, I'll tell you that much, going viral.
I get it.
I see people go viral now and I go, I was viral once.
We have hands scars in the exact same place.
How do you mean?
Look.
Oh, that, that old thing?
That's when I was grinding off my knot at the club on Friday night.
Grinding off your knot.
I can't.
I can't have I want to.
I don't want to.
Yeah, you can.
Okay, you got my ass, but...
Okay, well, I need to watch the
Coachella version of Iris by Google Dolls.
Yeah.
Good Dolls by Iris?
Iris by Google Dolls.
And guess what else?
I got to pee.
I do too, girl.
But we'll see you in the bonus.
But we will see you in the bonus.
Thanks for having me in person.
Thanks for having me.
You'll be...
So we have, what?
Next week we have remote and then...
And then we'll have two
in person back i'll be in new york the week of june ninth yep and i will be there too now exactly
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