Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Your Tit is Out (ft. Frankie Jonas)

Episode Date: April 7, 2022

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That was the first audition I ever. ever went on was Pano and I got it. That's nuts. It was so weird. I mean, obviously it was like I got it because of nepotism, but. No, you're all. Here's another hot take. There's nothing wrong.

Okay, yeah, but I think that it needs to be, I think we need to be aware of it. I do too. I think we need to be conscious of it. And I think that I think that it's important for me to be, to make aware the more that I do things in the public light, the more that I'm like, listen, like, I understand that I'm very lucky to be where I'm at. I'm so grateful and I'm so happy and I just want And if I can use that platform to like

Help other nepotism babies acclimate to society more Then like I'll do my best. Good for you. Yeah, I just hope you know you're super talented. Thanks. Guys. I also like I just hate my parents so much for not giving me anything to nepotize. Okay, okay.

Like what am I going to nepotize for my parents? I can't nap anything. Brooke, what did I tell you like yesterday? I said this specific song comes on all the time And I'm like, what have I left this all behind? all of this. All of. And I just moved

and I worked at a coffee shop. I could do it. Yeah. For like 10 days. Living at a coffee shop is like living and working in a coffee shop in some like weird alternative location is just the greatest way to live. Yeah.

In my opinion. I would love that and that's like such a welcome break from the social media of it all too. Yeah. And imagine fucking Bondi Beach no less. I can't even imagine. Boundai Beach making avocado toast for just a bunch of like Ozzy and Instagram. Grimm models. For Zach,

from walking up, requesting an avocado toes. It'd be a little distracting. I mean, definitely. I'd be handing out empty cups. I mean, surely.

Vanilla latte. No, I feel like you just end up going just like full-blown health nut freak and end up looking like them in like three weeks. I wanted to go and get like

jacked. I wanted to come back and be like this sun-crist, like ripped God. What's weird is like everyone down there looks like that? So I feel like it might just be...

I think that I would be the unique one for having... Like, I would think I would be like the hot, sought-after thing because I got a little bit of a fupa. Oh, get in line. Do you think we would be like the hot commodities because we look... You could take a tech... Because we're like approachable? I thought that when I went to France, I was like, people are going to be all fucking over me.

Like, it's scary. No, no one looked in my direction. No, because we're American. Right. They fucking hate us. We're disgusting. We're disgusting creatures of, like, lard. Yeah.

It's like our whole brand to that. I wonder where we could go that we would be like hot. Like probably Kansas City. Right. Kansas City. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. No, you could take a tech deck down from here and once you hit this part, just take off. Okay. Yeah. It'd be like a half pipe out slash summer camp.

Big banana phone or like blow up balloon. Oh, yeah. You jump off. That's how I feel. Oh, yes. That's what, that's what I. I don't like about myself I feel like I could nail wipe out

in like 30 seconds I could hit the whole course no problem I didn't out to me they did you're joking yep and I thought that they respectfully declined no you're

I know I should have I literally want to leave right now I don't blame you that's a cruel joke to me personally I don't want to be on wipeout so I think I'd hurt like hurt myself

to the point of death I am like so easily injured and yet I want to do it. Oh my God. I can't like, I will fall walking out to the parking lot.

Like, I just... And I'm sorry to jump in, but I did hear you say two days ago that if you fell off a third story building, you feel like you would get up and you brush it off. Yeah.

I did say that. That is a conflicting report. I guess it depends on the day. Sometimes I wake up and I'm like, I'm a god. And if I fall, like, from the Empire State Building, I will miraculously learn how to fly.

Yeah. And sometimes I'm like, if so much as a piece of dust lands on my head, I will collapse. One time I went, that just tangent, but reminded me of a great story. When I was a child, before I knew consequences and what they were, I went to the CN Tower in Toronto, which is like the, I think the third tallest building in the world. We don't, we don't, we're not going to fact check you on the height. Okay, great, great.

I thought you were, because technically I did commit a crime, so that's what I thought you were in reference to. I thought you somehow knew this story and I was very confused. No, I bought like a chicken skewer. and then I went, there's this great wall, like grating, like a grate, like a, in the sewer, like a grate. And I took the chicken skewer, and I pushed it through the grate, and it fell all the way down to the street, and I don't know what happened. Are you thinking it could have, like, stabbed? I mean, of course, obviously it was a city, so there was just sirens around when I got to the bottom, but I couldn't. Who knows?

There's no way to know. Yeah, yeah. Legend has it that chicken skewer is still impaled in some neck to this day. This actually just went straight through. Yeah. This might be your last podcast. Exactly. I'm Canada.

Book them, boys. Exactly. Well, the Canadian government. Trudeau? Would you like to come in, please? Oh, my God. Well, I think we should intro. I know.

Oh, my God. It's just too much fun. No, it gets away from us sometimes. We have Frank the Tank, Franklin Jonas on the podcast today. You know him. You love him. Oh.

I love you. guys, I love your podcast. I'm so excited to be here. I'm so excited to have you. I am such a fan. I am such a fan of you. Just like, this could not be a better cocktail of people. Literally.

That's a great way to put it. I just, I've loved you guys' content. I've loved your personalities, who you are. And like, when I saw that we followed each other, I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And it just, I'm so glad it clicked. I'm so happy to be here. That's crazy to hear you saying that because I'm just like, Frankie Jonas followed me. Are you kidding?

Getting me no. Like, oh my God, obviously, like, loved you in the hit Disney show, Jonas. Obviously. Loved you in Camp Rock 2 Final Jam. That was a good one. But I think most importantly, like, TikTok is really like what I associate you with now. TikTok was tight. TikTok was tight.

I don't really do it as much anymore, but, like, I had a great moment in the sun. Right. And, like, loved every second of it, had a lot of great adventures. TikTok is great for little moments in the sun. Exactly. Yeah. And then large, large bouts in the shade. Large bouts of vigorous depression in the shade.

and then maybe never coming back. But did you intend to make a TikTok and then have them kind of blow up or not at all? Complete, complete accident. I just, I had quit social media for like two years. I didn't post anything, didn't do anything. And then eventually I just,

I was convinced to download a TikTok and make a TikTok because I was just like, I was just watching TikToks on Instagram ExploreFage, but I didn't want to fall into the trap. I was doing that whole thing that everyone does. And then I got a TikTok and I immediately started posting like these shitty Tim and Eric sketches where my phone microphone was broken. And so it was just like buzzing and there was no noise. And I didn't know how to use sounds yet.

So the first four videos I made were like just this inaudible noise up top of me doing terrible Tim and Eric impressions. And then I made a video making a joke about my brothers. And then that happened. To the moon. But I didn't realize that I was going to. I didn't understand the algorithm. I didn't know it worked. And so I had no idea.

The best of us don't. Yeah. And then it just like, still does this. No one does. I don't think anyone understands how that thing working anymore. But yeah, and then it just happened. And then there we were. It's so crazy.

Yeah. It's that happened to us too. It just like happens and then you don't know what to do with it. And then you just got to keep. And then you end up making a podcast. And then here we are. With really shitty D-list celebrities like me. Oh.

Don't you dare. You're my A-list. Yeah. We talked about the tier system last week. Oh, really? I have such a tier system. I have two things for everything. Yeah, this works out.

Do you like? I have my favorite tier system is my fruit. I have a very specific fruit system. Oh, tell us, please. I only eat A and B tier fruits. Anything below is absolutely garbage. What's an A in? A tier and B tier, like what's an A tier specifically?

Yeah, please. A tier, any citrus. Literally any citrus, that's an A. Is this science or is this from you? They can both can be true. Yeah, you know, science is just, science is all based in opinion. I didn't know if there was like a pre-opians. Exactly.

Yeah. Numbers, it's subjective. Okay. So you're tiering them. Yeah, I'm tiering them. But I'm special. Yeah. Oh, agreed.

Yeah. In the best way. No, so citrus. Sorry, I didn't mean. Okay. Those are your tier one. Our wires are crossed in more ways than one. Hey, babe.

Let's get it. No, I mean, so Celsius is a tier fruit for me. Obviously, that's just my life. No, I like citrus. I like strawberry. Blackberries, raspberries, which are just red and black hairy berries to me personally. That's what I call them. And then like B-tier, we'll say like bananas.

I was thinking you would hate bananas if you love citrus. I do like bananas. Okay. But it's the weird ones. It's like the ones that I've never, like the odd, like I've never had a kiwi. Really? Never had a kiwi. And I would place it just visually on a sea.

I'd place it visually exclusively on a sea too. Oh, they're so delicious. I think I'm on board with this tier system I think if we could get this into a visual I think that this would make a lot of sense for my day to day. Oh! Look at that.

Oh my God. Yes. Wait, how did this happen? This is incredible. Okay, green apple, that is a B tier. And red apple. Both are B tier immediately. So C tier you're not touching.

C tier below I'm not touching. And then S tier, I think we're gonna, can we move Tangerine to S tier? And that's gonna probably be the only S tier that I'm gonna have. What's an S tier? S tier is like, it's, it's superior, smash rules.

Yeah, it's like super smash brothers. Wow. Which by the way, I was, I played tournaments in it in high school. You did? And Tetris. You have so many talents and what can't you do.

Can you do a cartwheel? I can't, I can do one-handed cartwheel actually. You, I'll think of something. Amaze me. Guys. And you made your own shirt. I didn't make this shirt. Oh, you didn't make that.

Did someone send it to you? So no, um, what was crazy is I am there's I don't know if I could talk about it um there I have a lot of amazing things in the works and someone who I'm working with um on a project that involves music uh the first day they met me they brought me this shirt and they had made it for me and that was their way of trying to like wine and dine me and it was like we love your content here's this shirt that we made you and it was my feet on the front and then my wiki feet address on the back and Were you whined and dined?

I was absolutely whined and dine. That would whine and die me. The heart is a rock if someone did that. My nipples were like elongated to the point at which you could see him from the face. Yeah. Wow. I was ready to rock and roll. That is a really, really beautiful thing.

By the way, I forgot to do this in the introduction, but I brought you guys a gift. Oh. Frankie. Speaking of the brothers, Jonas Family Plug, Rob's backstage popcorn. We just, or they just. Open this they started releasing these popcorn and it's so good it might be an audio nightmare But it is the best popcorn on the planet I wanted to bring it as a gift because I love you guys Don't mind wait can I can I can I dig in really quick and I love Rob and I love popcorn this

The story behind this popcorn is so nuts I don't even know if I'm allowed to like market this popcorn on behalf of my family That being said I want you guys to have it because it's so so good All right live reveal live Reveal ASMR This is so good I'm gonna throw up. It's actually delicious popcorn. It's really good. Connor,

are you gonna be able to handle me ASMR chewing? Oh yeah, can we ASMR chew? Yeah, oh my God, can we do it together? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll go at the same time.

Wow, that's so damn. We'll alternate chews. You go first and I'll go second. Oh, for some reason that sounded really good. Really? Yeah. Oh, my God. I didn't even think to do what you're doing.

That was really good. You guys have different chewing styles. Yours was a little bit more. Mine was more open-mouth and sporadic. Oh, I could do this for a little. little bit more damp in a way. I got a salivated mouth my friend. Yeah, I guess so.

It's a little tangerines in raw dog. Yeah, exactly. I'm loving hearing myself, too. Isn't that popcorn actually like the best popcorn in the world? It's actually incredible. There's like little pockets of like butter. Every bag is special. Wow.

Wow, that is really, really. Thank you so much. Yeah, of course. This is a gift from the Jonas family. That's a gift from the Jonas family. That's something I never thought I'd say. I can't believe we opened it. A gift from the Jonas family.

Yeah. Wow. I don't even know if they'd want me to say that on. Oh, well, thank you. I'm the bad boy. We're going to. You are a bunch of a bad boy. I'm the rebel.

I do want to say we met each other for the first time. Yeah. About 20 minutes ago. Mm-hmm. And we immediately dove into talking about shitting our pants. Exactly. Because what else? As most conversations do with people below a certain age.

Sometimes you meet people. and you feel like you know them and the first things you should be talking about are when is the last time you shit your pants? Shit, piss, lactation. Let's keep going. I don't think lactation is normalized enough yet.

I second that? I don't even, do, if you want to say it, go ahead. I don't know if I can. I think it's fine. What? What? I figured out like, junior, senior, year, high school

that, like, guys could lactate. Oh, my gosh. God, I have a story. You guys are scaring the shit out of me. And I can't remember why we figured it out. And it was on the bus. We were going to a soccer game. I'm like blushing.

I'm like scared to talk. And like, I don't know. You have your shirts or whatever. And like, someone was like, oh, yeah. Like, look at this thing. And my buddy, not going to name him by names. Does it, like kind of. And it squirts.

Oh. And it squirts out of his left breast at actual stream. And you've never seen, you know when that guy, there's that, there's that giff of that guy rapping and he jumps into the crowd. Yeah, yeah. Super hot. Yeah, yeah. It was the exact, we ran as far as away from a person you can get on a bus.

But then we normalized it. Yeah. And then we're like, oh, wait, like half the people on this bus men can lactate. What was the color? It's like mostly clear. It looks like movie theater popcorn butter. Really? Yeah.

Really? Okay. With like a like a hint of yellow because it's popcorn. It's like butter. It's not like yellow, but it was like... Well, you said butter, so I went, I went butter. Yeah. Anyway.

It was cloudy. Wow. It's not milk. As you can imagine in, no. But like milk from a woman's breast is not clear. It's not... It's a pair. Yeah, I actually...

I'm going to leave the Florida of the female. But I would. I'll say the first time. I don't know if I don't think I could lactate without a baby. Well, I'll step in if need be, if it happens. Have you ever tasted human breast milk? I've tasted my own. That's what I was going to go with the story.

Oh, you can't lactate too? So I can't anymore. Huh, maybe it was like a hormone thing you were going through. It was, it's the story. Oh. When I was 12 years old, I had a very, fair enough. I had very different eating habits. And I wouldn't drink water.

I wouldn't drink milk. But I would chug soy milk. I would chug like gallons of soy milk when I was 12 years old. And if you have any idea, do you have any idea what happens to a man if they drink too much soy milk? Estrogen? You develop estrogen. No way. And I was 12 years old.

And I was like a bigger kid. And so I developed so much estrogen that I got like legit like knockers. Like I had like I had some fucking like brazer tits like I was rockin it and and then I mean no dude I I'll never forget it. It was I was when I was a kid I had this you know how when you're younger there's always like the babysitter or like the older family friend that's like the sexual awakening of course the person that like you look at and you're like okay that's like I now see I now see like sexual appeal. I'm awake.

Like I'm awake. I'm awake. Wow. I'm woke. So I was brought one time to a youth group by this person. And it was my babysitter. And, you know, she was really into it. And she was a lot older than me.

I was 12. She was 16, 17 maybe. And I, you know, I was getting into it. I was jumping up and down. This was 2013. You know, it was really big in 2013, and especially big with my brothers who I really wanted to be like. Your breasts?

No. All Saints, deep low V-nex. Oh my God. So, yeah. So I'm jumping up and down on Praising B, J.C. all day, whatever, all that. And then I get a tap on my shoulder and she goes, and it's the girl. And she looks at me and she goes, hey, Frankie, your tits out. And I look down and legit, popping out of my low V was just like this skin tag, this giant boulder of a breath.

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Shut up. Shut up. Oh, my. You're kidding. Shut up. Oh, I'm not. I've never told that part of the story. because that part I've never been embarrassed.

I've been so embarrassed to talk about it until you mentioned it. I was like honestly like if there's any place where I can feel comfortable with two new people to talk about it, this would be a good story. You are so safe here. You are so brave. And I do I think you are so brave, so safe. I think that is the most unique. Like I can't, I don't think anybody else has ever experienced tits out, praising, lactating at the same time. Literally like.

And wow. To me that feels like, uh, like I love you, Beth Cooper ask. type situation that could happen. Like, something that would happen and it, like, shapes your entire high school experience. Like, I want to meet Nick Kroll, so I can pitch that as a sketch on Big Mouth. That is. I was just thinking. I can do such a good...

I don't do this. You're around about the Ruppie? Oh, my God. You're a little... I haven't seen it, but I... That's great. What can't you do? What can you do? We've got to get you and Nick in the same room. Oh, my God. If I'm a Nickroll, I was a little...

Because I need to tell him my diary of Bat Mitzvah story. Can I hear the Diary of a Bambitza? Yeah. Have you ever been to a Bambitza or Bar Mitzvah? I have. So you know there's like an obligatory father-daughter dance that takes place after the montage, which is like a 14-minute just series of photos and videos set to like the most dramatic, like, in memoriam to your child. In memoriam, like drops of Jupiter playing, like, images of you as a baby.

And then like growing up. And it's more a sad. And it's fully torture porn. It's like the saddest thing in the entire world. Like basically watching you as a baby, like growing up, like all your friends growing up. And my parents were getting divorced during my bat mitzvah. So it was like. That's crucial context.

Oh, crucial context. This just became a core memory. And I was like in ag. And I'm already like scared of aging, like scared of growing up. It like makes me super like existential and sad to look at like old pictures. can't do it. So like the 14 minute montage of all of that combo with parents getting divorced, combo with existential dread, I'm like, I get anxious stomach cakes like really, really bad. And it's like, I don't know if I'm going to throw up or shit or both at the same time.

But excited to see what happens. Give me some. Yeah. Hot. Super hot. So after my montage, I was like, oh, like I am depressed and sick. and like so so so sad and then immediately daughters by john mayor started playing signaling me to the dance floor to dance with my dad and he's waiting there for me with open arms and i like walk over to him and i'm just like i cannot join you tonight or any other night because i have a date

with the toilette for the rest and i was in the bathroom having like explosive diarrhea emotional diarrhea for the rest of the evening and left my dad on the dance floor to sway to daughters by John Mayer Oh no, by himself. By himself. The way you described the walk-up, it literally, I could see,

it looked like a scene out of The Bachelorette or like The Bachelor, like, it looked like you were walking up to like break up with Pilot Pete and just like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't love you because I'm truly in love with the toilet. The toilet. And then you turn and you go shit.

And that and he, my dad, loves to remind me of of leaving him on the dance floor to John Mayer's daughters. But that's my diary story. That's a beautiful. My villain, my villain ordinance. I love that.

You guys have two really core memories from like childhood that shaped, I don't think I remember anything from like February. Like I don't think I could tell you a memory. Really? Yeah. I think I don't know.

I just had like a really like big mouth-esque, embarrassing traumatic childhood. Or I don't know how much of it is like lies that I've, convinced myself are true. You know what I mean? Like how many stories from my childhood

are just dreams that I just like made up and I will never fucking know. I think most of my memory is constructed. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. You have to to get by.

Yeah. I'm a crazed psycho psychopath. Like I'm a psychist new. I know a great ice psychopath I identify as as a psychopaths sometimes. Of course. I have no memories. That.

I don't. Dead, dead looking at his eyes, blank expression. I couldn't tell you one thing I don't know where I parked my car Yeah he didn't I didn't even get his first I did see you were upstairs I saw you walk

You just walked from an infinite space I didn't see where you came from I like the neighborhoods over here So I like to like look at the Families and stuff Do you guys live in this area? No Okay you commute

We're commuters Yeah Yeah Cool Or Wednesday commuter Um No yeah I don't remember anything

From my childhood at all Connor had his first ever stomach Ake like this year Which is insane I was born with a stomach ache. Are you just like a normal person? I don't know. I feel like I'm Kyle X, Y, Z or whatever.

With no belly button. Kyle X, Y. X, Y. They forgot the Z. Yeah. You're Kyle Z. Chromazones. You're Kyle Z.

You have two Z chromosomes. I don't know what that means. I don't know. I'm not asking any questions at this point. Science is perspective. Perspective. Perspective, objective. I could go on.

I bet you not to. Bars. Bors. Bors. Okay, wait, I was going to ask you Right when we started, I keep being distracted First of all, what are those? Just kidding, that was so stupid

I got these for the television show that I just Wrapped shooting and I love these shoes so much And I, so I get such bad, I don't know if this is like a common thing But like my body like gets really bloated on planes Especially my feet, they get like huge And like really bubbly and all my shoes get really uncomfortable

and it gets hard to move. So interesting. And I was given for the television series these Balenciaga like. They're Balenciaga. I was going to add. I was trying to avoid saying that

but then you mentioned them on the podcast and I was like I have to say it. So if you're just listening. They're like plastic. Not even plastic. I don't know. Comfortable right here? You're getting blisters?

They're so comfortable. Do you want to try them on? Yeah, I'm wearing the no-show. Yeah, try them on. Oh, God. We're going to give each other like feet. Feet. Feet disease.

Oh wow. Oh yeah. Imagine that on a plane. Oh, my God. Going through TSA with that and they're going to think that there's a fucking sock. I love. They're going to think that it's a fucking sock and I'm not going to have to take it on. Connor's little no-show socks. It's so awesome.

How comfortable is that too? You know what? You're right? It's very comfortable. It's really awesome. But if I saw myself in these and like I didn't know who I was, I would walk. Of course. I would cross the street if I saw myself.

Okay, you're going right foot. Oh, I feel horrible. I can switch. No. Oh, my God. Oh, you got no show socks. Of course I've got no shows. I came prepared with the, oh my God, you can see my sweat stent on my sock.

Hoping, hoping I was. I'm spreading my dick off over here. That's pretty incredible. Yeah, and I think I'm the only one of us not on Wiki feet. True. True. I did come double prepared with the WikiFeed shirt and the Wiki shoes or the feet shoes. Thank you.

Thank you for that opportunity. My Wikipedia shoes. I just found out I got on Wiki feet recently. Yeah. Someone's going on me on. Yeah. I'm in a 4.9. It feels like.

You're gonna fucking have a higher score than me. Well, I'm brand new. That sucks. I've got time to... You do have really nice feet, though. It's like you haven't had your throw-up in the Uber experience. Yeah, no, but some weirdo decided to knock me down. Oh, this is your wiki feet.

Oh, wow. Can we click on that top left image? I see a blur. Sometimes I spread out my toes. Why is it blurred? Because it's a brand. Oh, I thought that that was... I thought your dick was out.

I was hoping. That was for a brand deal But to make them interesting I always slide in my Spread out toes You're kidding So that people like That's what I did

When I did Really? That's what I did All I snuck in my feet In every ad I did on TikTok It's so funny That's crazy I thought I was

Oh my God I thought I was like The most original person ever for doing that Can you see if I have a WikiD? Dude Oh here's my Wikipedia Originally originally I really

I really submitted for this one I originally was You can see the one in the green in the bottom, like the bottom middle, like a lot of them, it used to be just my childhood feet. So I don't, maybe don't just show that because, but yeah. No, so then I was like, and I had like a really low score and I was like, wow, like, first of all, you're going to like expose my 12 year old feet and then you're

going to give me like a 2.8. That's just rude. That is rude. That's just rude. And so then I went on this really hard campaign on my TikTok to try and bring my score up. And I did bring it to it. 4.3?

that feels good oh yeah 4.5 oh nice okay that's pretty good that's great coming from a 2.9 that's solid

that's a come up 36 5 stars 10 1 stars whoever gave that 10 1 stars fuck you well that was probably them trying to get in front of the children's feet allegations

like oh this is gross this is a 1 star whoa I hate child feed is there a wiki feet woman by chance you have a wiki feet I'm sure you do I

Guy, please. I haven't been able to find yours. Oh, that is really devastating. I also, I got on large penis support group. LPSG. Brooke found me on the forum I've been trying to get on. Really? That was upsetting.

I wish I wouldn't have found that. Is it like the like crazy large, like the kind where it's like, my penis? Yeah, yeah. Your penis like crazy big? No. Get in front of that out. I'm not. going to set anyone up for failure there, including myself.

Anyway. I'm canceling Connor from that podcast because he's done the podcast. He's done the podcast. He ate big dick. And then I fucked him. Bo, tomato. Tomato. It was hard to read about you through the lens of someone in the forum. Someone, yeah, in the forum.

Yeah. Okay. So I meant specifically on this support group. So is a support group for people with like abnormally large or is it just large? I think it's just penis in general. Not even large. Doesn't even have to be large. Oh, really?

I think it's just like hot guy supporting each other through looking at images of men. Like screenshots. Yeah. Random screenshots. I don't even know where some of the screenshots were from. And then they talk about it. Like, did anyone get any more screenshots from this? Any more bulge picks?

Like, any feet? We don't have to pull that one up. It was actually pretty disturbing. Whoa. I don't want to. What did I walk into here, guys? She sent it to me. Like this second, I was like, I was curious.

I was like, oh, dude, that's like nasty. Oh, I love it. Okay, wait, so we kind of like skimmed over your new show. I don't know how much you're allowed to say about your show coming out. Is my phone in here? I think it is. Maybe I left it upstairs. I have a list of things that I can say.

That being said, it's a incredibly exciting project that I am so stoked about. It is, it was just a new reality competition show. that was just greenlit and we just wrapped. It's an ABC television show. It will be coming on at 10 p.m.s after the Bachelorette this summer. Wow. Which is like super big deal. What a spot.

That's like a primetime television. Wow. That is, I don't know what prime time television is. I think that's it though. By definition, the primest of time. I think that would be the primest of times. Also, we have as a society, not to interrupt, I'm sorry, have moved past the need for the bachelor. So I'm sure a lot of people will catch the tail on it.

That's a statement. that I disagree with personally. I think that is, Frankie, that is personally I absolutely 100% to agree with you. I used to really like it.

I still do. This Bachelor's season's two bacheloretts. There's two bachelets. There is? Gabby and Rachel, yes. I have no idea. There's two bacheloretts at the same time

and they're competing for the dude. It feels, it feels to me. That's good stuff. That's good stuff. And I'm after that. Talk about prime time. Wow, Frankie. You nailed it.

This is my big break. Actually, like, you should... Actually is. Like, it actually is, though. To me, it feels like when, like, Instagram or an app or something starts updating a bunch of features, and you're like, oh, this is the beginning of the end. That's my hunch. Fair enough. But anyway, okay, so you're on right after.

So, yeah. Celebrity. The series is called Claim to Fame. I am hosting it with my fellow Jonas Blood Relative Kevin. Is that the... Kevin Nation Rise Up. Okay. Kevin Nation Rise Up.

I'm rising. Are you a Kevin Nage? I'm a Kevin Nage. Yeah. You're a Kevin Nage? I love. Well, I think that's more of a new thing. Because when I was younger, it was, I was mixed in.

It was a whole big thing on TikTok where it turns out that I don't know if it's true or if it's problematic for me to discuss it because it's not my personal identification. But there was a whole thing that if you had your favor was Kevin, that means that you turned out to be a lesbian. Interesting. There was a trend on TikTok of people who were like. So. My favorite was Kevin, and now I'm gay. I can't speak to that just because I was, it was Nick for me growing up. And now as I age, it's Kevin.

And Joe, I had a little Joe phase in there. Yeah, fair enough. In there, too. But, and of course, Frankie, you have been a consistent the whole time. Thanks. Goes without playing me. No, I mean it with my heart. Fair enough.

I mean, you saw my 12-year-old feet. They were pretty young. So what do you mean of consistent the whole time? Love can come in so many different. forms, Connor. Love transcends time. Get your mind out of the gutter. Interstellar, the fourth dimension, it's just love.

I hate interstellar. That's, okay, fair enough. I've never seen it. You're full of hot. I found out yesterday that Hans Zimmer knows who I am. No. I feel like Frankie, most people know who you are. I would say that too.

Okay, guys. Like, I feel like you would have to be living under a rock. My head is getting very large, and I would prefer it if it did not. Because then the whole podcast is just going to be my head. You just fly out of here. Exactly. You just get shoved up to. You deserve to know that.

Thank you, guys. That's very sweet of you. How did you find out that Hans Zimmer knows who you are? So it's a long story. Did he find your Wiki feet? I think so. No, his daughter, I found out, followed me on TikTok, and then someone on the set knew them. And they apparently, while I was in the bathroom, FaceTimed me.

Apparently, Hans Zimmer and his daughter FaceTimed this, like this PA to try and talk to me and meet me. and I was too busy taking a doomperoon. A number two. Wow. A number deuce. Wow. At least you went out doing what you loved. Back to marketing my TV stuff that I have to do.

No, I'm just kidding. It's incredible. It was literally, I've hosted one thing ever, and I was not the, it was not, I did not do as good of a job as I wanted to. It was a TikTok fashion show on TikTok. It was a live feed. I remember that. Yeah. It was, I mean, I was my first time, I was like,

TikTok lives are nervous. I'm here. Yeah, it was, it was odd. And like, I walked, I walked on set. And I was like, and I was like, welcome to the TikTok. I was like doing, I was, I was, thank you. I was like reading the teleprompter. And we weren't taping yet.

And I'm like, welcome to my cock and balls. And then I just hear a phone ring. This is the president of the United States. And then the director comes up. And he goes, hey, I just want to let you know that all of this is being live. to the corporate office of TikTok. So maybe watch what you say. Oh.

And I was like, oh, sorry guys. And then were you in kind of like a funk for the rest of? No. Oh, good for you. I laughed it off. I was like, oh, whatever. Like that's, you pay, like you, you want to be. Like, like, I'll, like, that's my content.

Like, that's who I am. So I guess, whatever. But no, it was, so that was the first time I ever hosted anything. And so I was super worried. And honestly, I had so much fun on the show. It was incredible. I've never heard of anyone walking off the set of a reality show and going, and every single person was like, that was a great experience.

Every crew member, every person, just we had such a great time making a show. Every cock, every ball in this audience was... ABC, I did not support the message that was just put. No, we had a great time. It's incredible. The show, basically, premise. 12 relatives of celebrities that you've never heard of

the celebrities you've definitely heard of and their relations are varying are living in a house together and whoever can keep their identity a secret the longest win. It is genius TV. It is incredible. And did you have any saying

in like the concept of that or did they just want you for it? They came to us with it. He's the perfect I know, but I didn't know if it came from his brain. or someone else's You would have thought that it literally just like me

myosist out of me that being said no it is it was completely independent of me or and they were and they came to me and Kevin and then like we want you guys and it's we had so much fun Kevin and I the only brother I've ever worked with before this was Kevin

on Camp Rock 2 on Camp Rock 2 We were co-stars and we like we like were in that movie the whole time together and I don't know if he's ever had really like a solo project with any of the other ones.

So it was first time either of us had done a solo with someone in the family. And it was each other. And we had so much fun. That is so fantastic. He's like, you know, millennial like dad. Right. And like I'm like Gen Z like. Yeah.

Yeah. Did you do that voice on the show? Several times. Yes. But I did obviously change it a little bit. So it wasn't bridging. Copyright. Yeah.

Copyright. Dare I say this is going to be like. The show that is it coming out like week by week? Yeah. Okay, sick. I can't wait to have a show that comes out week by week that we all watch together. Oh my God. The success to any reality show is putting people in a house.

Do you guys want to come? I'm going to have like watch parties in New York if you guys want to come. I'm fine. I have already about my time. My little tiny arm made it is so easy to twist because it's so small. You guys need to come to New York and like hang out with me. I would love. I haven't been in New York since pre-COVID.

Really? Yeah. I'm coming. Where are you guys from? Last week of April. Okay. You're coming last week of April? Dude.

I'll see you in New York Let's hang. Yes. Oh my God. That's amazing. And I'm coming immediately. Okay, great. Perfect.

When you guys are both in New York, when you guys are both in New York, we should do a, you guys should do, are you guys, are you guys planning on doing live shows? I think we will. Probably. You should, you should, you should, you should, I should, I'll help you set up a live show in New York.

Oh. Oh, how exciting. You guys like, no, yeah, like, just like rent out a bar for a night and then do a live show and you'll have the most, it'll be awesome. We'll rent out acne. Okay, that's perfect. Wow.

I've got to get myself to New York. Yeah. I'm from Philly, by the way. Okay, you're from Philly? Yeah. Okay, got it. Wait, wait, wait. Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

This is what I was going to ask you. And then we started talking about the shoes and then are you from South Lake? Yeah. Do you know that every one of, like half of our friend group is from South Lake, Texas? No, you're talking. Slake. Yeah. And I, it's like, it's absurd.

Okay. So who, wait, did they go to Carroll High School? I, what? No, they went to South Lake. They went to South Lake. That's South Lake Carroll High School. Oh, then yeah. Then they did.

Like, Go Dragons. Like Go Dragons. What? Whatever they do. Oh, my God. Who are these people? When did they graduate? Do I know them?

They're older. They're older than you. You were probably... You're young of me. Patrick Johnson. How old are you guys? Riley Porcorello? I graduated high school when I was...

I went to high school young. I graduated high school really early. We're both 25. Yeah. You're both 25. So what year... Really? You guys have some baby faces.

Really? Yeah. Yeah. I thought you guys were like, can we cut the age from that, from what I just know? We're a little older than you. But did you know, like some of our friends have younger siblings, this poor? Well, no, but I graduated high school when I was, I was in high school when I was 13 to 15. So I, I'm, I graduated three years before I should have.

Whoa. So then you, you would, Patrick Johnson. Yeah. If I saw a picture. Kailin. Well, we'll offline. Yeah, really. If I saw pictures of them, I might know these people.

That is so. That is. Did you move there late and then? No, so we moved there. I lived there more so than anyone else in my family because I wanted, we like, it was like we lived there half the time and half here in L.A. And then I wanted to graduate high school early. Right.

And I just stayed there to do all my schooling. Yeah. Okay. But you were born in New Jersey. Born in New Jersey, born in North Jersey. And I, I love New Jersey. Yeah. New Jersey's actually super tight.

Super tight. One of the hot takes that came in this week was like, New Jersey. New Jersey is not the armpit of America. Don't where it is. If I, the point at which I have enough like, like, capitalistic gain to buy a property, I'm buying a property in Hoboken. Like, I want. Wow.

And I'm buying one down the shore in like Ocean City, New Jersey. I said that last week. I did. I want to own an apartment in Hoboken. Yeah. I love Hoboken. Hoboken is amazing. What is.

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New Jersey. Does Hoboken look over at like Soho? Hoboken, yeah. It's like, it has the best view in New York. Because you're looking at New York. And the rent is in your, because you're looking at New York and then it's faster. Say you live in Brooklyn. Right.

To take the, so you live in Williamsburg or like South or East Williamsburg. It's going to take you maybe 15, 20 minutes to get to 14th Street. Whereas if I took the path train, it's going to take me five minutes. And it never is delayed. It's always, always on time. Wow. Always on time. And it's like half the rent and you have the better view.

and like people are nicer also taxes never heard of oh wow heard of them yeah hoboken seems like the place to but is hoboken like bushway is it like hippy and it smells like no it's like natural deodorant it's like families oh but i live i live like on like i live uptown now so like i like i essentially have i live in family town right so wow where are you from texas but you're from austin yeah okay i used to go to Austin, like almost every weekend. Yeah, I mean. That was, like, where we partied. Well, Dallas now is cool.

Like, Dallas got cool. Dallas is tight. Um, but Austin's been, been cool now. I mean, Austin's a tough beast now because it's so different from when I went to college in Austin. So, like, now I'm like, UT Austin. Yeah, yeah. I almost went to UT for film. Dude, you would have, I was going to say, like, you would have done really well.

I would have. Instead I went to Belmont University and got kicked out. And then you're, you went to Columbia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it all worked out. That did work out. Although I'm taking a year off. Yeah.

And as you should. Yeah. Yeah. We would have been classmates. That would have been crazy. Same building. Yeah. Oh yeah, because you were your phone?

I was communications, advertising and business, but I was in the film, RTF, RTF, radio television film, yeah. Well, building for like random classes. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. It was fun. It was a good time. You go to college?

I did. I went to Boston University. I forgot the name of it for a second. Yeah, I didn't. What's weird is one of my best friends from Boston goes to Villanova in Philly. That is, I'm like right from like the Villanova area, which is crazy. I didn't know anybody knew what Villanova was until I left. I thought it was just like the local community college.

I didn't know about it until I went to visit her and was like, oh, this is like nuts. Yeah. This is like crazy. Yeah. This is like a crazy. Have you ever been seen Villanova? It's a party school. I know that's up there with the party schools.

It goes, no. It's the party Ivy League. Yeah. Is what they say. Wow. No. I mean, my East Coast experience extends Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Jersey, and New York. Have you never been to Philly?

No. I mean, my favorite show is always sunny in Philadelphia. But that's my, that's my Philly experience. I think my favorite Philly bit is the Nick Kroll Philly sketch, the Pond, Pennsylvania. Oh, I've seen that a long time. It's so fun. It's on, it's on Kroll Show. Oh, okay.

It's Nickroll. I like, I've never met another Nickroll. I love Nickroll. He's a, he's my comedy. The love of my life. And I don't know, like, we were talking about there's different kinds of love. Like, sometimes I get confused, like, do I want to marry him?

Is he just my idol? Do I want to be my dad? Like, I don't, I get, it's confusing. Oh, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, Daddy. Well, it's confusing, you know? Because it's hard to place, like, what kind of love you feel. I have, and pretty much that entire, like,

sect of like if you ever watch the league like the post league comedians of like Nick Kroll Jason Manzook and all those guys are like where do they place in like the dad versus like do I am I in love with them do I just want them to care and take care of like or do I want to be with intimate

with that yeah it's confusing it's confusing and that's all I'll say and that's something that everyone deals with just normalizing it yeah like lactation like like lactation Comedy. Callback, baby. Yeah, I'm a flusy for lactation, actually.

That is Frankie's new. That's Frankie's new word. I'm trying to add to my vernacular. So basically, I told them about this yesterday in our little Zoom meeting that we had before this. But I have... So you know how they normal... Like, people, we normalize different terms.

Like, oh, like, yes, like, I'm a slut. Like, normalizing. We're normalizing. Things are changing. We're taking back. I want to reclaim flusy. Flusi is so good. Like, I'm a flusy for reality TV.

Yeah. I don't really know what Flusi means. Like, I'm a, I'm a slut. It's like a, it's like Flusi. A young woman who has many casual sexual partners or dresses or behaves in a sexually provocative way. Yeah, I am provocatively bearing myself for reality television. Yes, it could not have said that better. What reality TV do you watch?

I mean, the bachelor. Bachelor, Bachelor. I am Bachelor Nation, which is so crazy that this is happening and that it's after The Bachelor because I am like genuinely a huge fan of The Bachelor and The Bachelor. That is too good. And you're going to show them up. You're going to want them right after. I can't take away their steam. But that being said, I do have to support.

And I have to say, this is a great show. And it has a been done. The Bachelor for me is that like it's almost too boring now that there's other shows that introduced like another like, like too hot to handle like you can't have sex or like. I liked. Citation Island is my favorite. What you're gonna like then about my show is that the production team,

it's kinetic entertainment, which they did Love is Blind. And, like, give me a wall. Married a first night. Oh, I love my favorite. That's their credit. That's like their base credits before this. And it's like, yeah, obviously this is.

Is there any, like, love interest pieces in, like, can we expect any of that? Regardless, I wouldn't be able to say. Yeah. I don't know. Okay. Because the thing is, like, as a host, You don't, it's different.

Like, I don't, I didn't know who anyone was. Well, I kind of... You didn't know? Oh, wow, that's cool. No, I had no idea. I kind of... What I kind of like about, okay, we won't press you anymore. I kind of like about how, like, Bachelor, the thing that I liked was like, sex was like, kind of just this, they allude, this, or like, it was like a big no-no or it was taboo, or like, I come from the South and I'm from a Christian family.

I've never had sex. That was kind of like, and then when they did it, was like, this groundbreaking thing. And now, like, every show is about sex. I'm kind of like, you. Yeah, no. Oh, see, I don't feel that way. It's kind of like reading a book. I'm like, give me more.

I'm actually, I'm on your side. I like, the reason I love Bachelor in Paradise, Bachelor in Paradise is because of the fact that they can just have sex whenever they want. Yeah, I love that. It totally changes the paradigm shift. And I think that where I'm at with that is like, I think that every reality show is about sex,

but it's about not having it right now. Yeah. And like, what's different about The Bachelor is that they do have it be like, okay, there's going to be this sex point at this point, and then on this other show, they're just going to be like humping.

Have you seen Temptation Island? Have you seen Temptation Island? No. Oh, I think that might be my favorite. Connor, you watched that with me for a bit, right? That's the one we watched when we live together. Is that the one where at the end? Yeah, yeah, three months.

Yeah, when we first moved here. Oh, my God, that's awesome. And I would, that was temptation. That was temptation. And you guys moved here from Texas and... He was here. I was in Newport Beach. Oh, okay.

In Orange County. But I came right from Philly. Wow. A little over a year ago. But I would watch Temptation Island all the time and he would partake as he wanted. That's the one when they show at the end of the night, they show like their partners and they're like maybe cheating or maybe not. A couple goes to this island and they're like kind of like a little bit on the rocks. Like maybe one partner wants to get married and the other doesn't or like one cheated.

and the other is like trying to get over it. And so they go to this island. It's like five couples and they all split up. Guys on one island, girls on one island. And on the girls island, they introduce like 12 super hot guys to live with them. And on the guys island,

they introduce 12 super hot girls. And it's like, are you going to be tempted? Like you have complete free range. Like either you're going to stay loyal to your partner or you're not. And like at the end of each episode, the host shows a clip to like the partner of what their partners do. on the island.

So it's kind of like ammo. It's like out of context clips. Use it and oh out of context. Out of context. Oh, that's good. And it's like this is what your partner's doing. I don't know. I got it.

I got it. I got it key from that. To me I'm like. Oh, it would lose my mind. I would just be like, I trust him. Oh. No, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't.

No, I would throw myself off the cliff of the resort. I also, yeah. A RuPaul Drag Race. Oh, see. And I've never watched. You never watched? You're leaving here to... I don't know.

Oh, yeah. Well, I'm... Okay, I'm... I am leaving here to get on a flight to go to Las Vegas to go to see a thing that may or may not be a reality television show finale

for a show that I might have mentioned. And do with that what you will. Nothing's been said. I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about. That's why I wore my... My feet shoes. Yeah.

Because my bloated flea... Oh, the bloated flea. Oh, wait, I can talk about it. Okay, I got the approval. I can talk about it. going to RuPaul Drag Race finale finale after that I am so insane I am so exciting I need to start

watching that you have never been to any sort of drag anything and I've been to I brought it it's randomly come up like several times I've never I want to so bad it's never when you come to New York yeah yeah all my favorite drag clubs I love drag brunches I would love drag brunches drag bars are so awesome

it really the Bushwick drag bars are there's nowhere else I'm kind of scared of Bushwick Rob why are you scared of Bushwick I just from the memes I see on Twitter? No, Bushwick is fine. Bushwick's great. Bushwick is just like male manipulators.

Okay, so I'll fit right in. Yeah, you'll actually... I might just stay. I can't wait to go to Bushwick. I'm gonna feel really at home. Speaking of Twitter, I just got back on. Oh, speaking of Twitter. Did you do Elon Musk where you just bought

a presenter of the company and put your account back up? No, and speaking of that, that's the most losery thing I've ever heard of my life. Oh, I kind of disagree. I'm going to actually buy the biggest stake in the company. Be a majority private shareholder of this company because, man, he is such a big, big, big loser. Like, I have, like, he's obviously trying to do it to be cool. And everyone's like, you could, you could, like, in homelessness or, like, learn to skateboard.

Like, learn to skate. How about them lithium mines? And everyone's like, what are you doing? Like, funny joke, I guess. Be a normal guy. I know exactly what you guys Twitter to the moon. I tweeted

going to Nobu Malibu tonight or going to Nobu Malibu tonight should I play it cool and get the yellow tail sashimi or should I kill myself in front of the Kardashians to change the trajectory of their lives forever? And I got banned after that got like

it had like 20,000 retweets. That's so funny. And I get there and Kanye is sitting right next to us. Oh, of course. Yeah, and he may have flagged it. I assume he follows me on Twitter. But I just got back on yesterday, so that was a fun.

And then you had a conversation, you were the one who convinced him not to go to Coachella. I said, listen, like, take some time off. He's been really weirdly, like, uncomfortably quiet after that bout. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably because of your tweet. Yeah. Freaked him out. Yeah.

I said, does Kanye count? He was scared for North. Twitter is a really, really scary space. Oh, yeah. For me, that's my scariest space to be. Do you feel that? You should have just TikTok for you, right? So I, I like, okay, with Twitter, I always wanted to be like a Twitter guy.

I still do. Like, I just don't get it. I want to be able to just do it. It's just, it's the only social media that I just can't sit down and quite understand. When I was a kid, I wanted to have a Twitter and be like a Twitter influencer. Before there was influencers. I was like 12 years old. I was a child actor.

I was on Disney Channel. Of course, like, the only thing you can do in 2012 is just tweet. but I didn't know my my dad was just like you don't tweet what you're interested in I was interested in like comic books and like anime and so like Jonas brothers fans were not interested in what was happening in like X-Men legacy number 112 when like that's on them when like Legion the son of professor Xavier comes back and like haunts the team and so I was just like tweeting comic book reviews on my Twitter like all the time and it like and eventually my dad just came with me was like hey I've been getting messages from the fans asking for you to stop because they want to follow you. I love your dad being dadager. You know, he's full dadager. He's the best.

I love my dad. He's like he managed my brothers and then he managed me as well. And then, um, now he consults, uh, on me on my like management. Yeah.

He's just like, he's been there since anyone. He actually, like he essentially, he was a pastor in New Jersey. Right. No way. Yeah.

And then he left being a pastor to manage my brothers. Was he there the evening your, Areola popped out? He was not. No, he was not. He was not. That was the babysitter. And was this babysitter?

I don't know if you can say, but you mentioned you had a babysitter that we know. Okay. But I did. Yeah. I wanted to ask that. I was. I went to when I lived in LA as a kid because like I was a child actor, a little baby boy. And like I went to school with all the other child actors.

And like, for instance, one of them who babysat me on several occasions was like Sidney Sweeney. And like, and like I didn't know what she was up to. until Euphoria came out and I was like oh my god wait wait wait that's like and like it's weird it's on it like I don't know if I she might see that but like I I don't think she never know you only hope she doesn't that way fair enough she comes up every episode okay fair enough it was that speaking of which it was crazy having all my friends sexualize her and me being like sorry guys like I something about her being like my babysitter as a kid like I just assumed she was your sexual awakening babysitter which is

fascinating. Right. But she wasn't. She wasn't. She was very platonic babysitter. Wow. She was very platonic. She seemed someone that would be very easy to be platonic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like I was... The way she carried yourself. That school was crazy. It was like me. It was like Noah, Cyrus, uh, Madison, Demi's little sister. There was so many people with that school, like, and so many more, I tried, because I told you guys that I tried to look up the, because on Instagram now, we have, there's

a new feature where you can go back and you can look at all your old likes and your oldest likes from oldest to newest. And I found all the old pictures from my old improv group in Tolucaa Lake California. Wow. And I couldn't find the picture with Sidney Sweeney in it. Damn. But that's so insane. That's so insane.

That we were in the same improv groups, in the same school and like all this shit. You also did a song for Pongo? Pongio. Ponyo. With Noah Cyrus. Yeah, yeah. I knew that you were. The only music that I've released.

Well, I love that movie. It's a great movie. It's awesome. It's probably the thing I'm most proud of. Pongo It's confusing me. It's probably the thing I'm most proud of that I've ever done in my town

Because it's like it's honestly like a good movie And like I give an okay performance For an eight year old kid who never voice acted before And then it's a movie about like The Environment and Global Warming and like ecology It's amazing. I've only seen it in Japanese which I don't speak So I would be really

Yeah I need to watch the American version It's me and Noah. Yeah yeah wow I didn't see that until recently also So like Really? Yeah

I know it was like 10 plus 12 plus years ago That was like such a cool thing To be able to do as a kid That was the first audition I ever went on Was Ponyo and I got it That's nuts It was so weird I mean obviously it was like

I got it because of nepotism But no you're on Shut up Hot take Here's another hot take Okay There's nothing wrong Okay yeah but I think that it needs to be

We think we need to be aware of it I think we need to be conscious of it And I think that I think that it's important for me to be to make aware the more that I do things in the public light the more that I'm like listen like I understand that I'm very lucky to be where I'm at I'm so grateful and I'm so happy and I just want and if I can use that platform to like help other nepotism babies acclimate to society more than like I'll do my best good for you yeah I just hope you know you're super talented thanks I also like I just hate my parents so much for not giving me anything to nepotize okay

like what am I going to nepotize for my parents I can't napetize you're anything. What do your parents do? What are your their way? Well, my dad just retired, but he was a pilot. Oh, that's cool. You get free tickets. Yeah, that's true. I'm nepotizing the shit out of that. I'm nepotizing the shit out of that this afternoon. Nepotism Airlines. You're right. I've never thought about it like that.

I'm flying nepotism airlines, baby. Thanks, daddy. No, but... And then did your mom work? She used you, but she retired also. But what did she do? I was going to say something. Oh, she's the CEO of our household. She retired from doing that. Shoot, I was gonna say something about, oh, I think nepotism isn't so bad anymore

because so many people have so much to say now that, like, if you do, if you're not talented, you're gonna get called out. So, like, Maude Apatau and Euphoria was great. So, like, there's no one gonna say. Was iconic in that performance. Yeah. And then, yeah.

And Iris, have you seen the bubble yet? No. I want to. I want to see the bubble, but, like, I have heard, my brother watched it last night and told me that I need to watch it, and that it's incredible,

and that Iris did a great job. Wow. Yeah, she was also in love? Was that the show? She was in the show. Iris was in love. Yeah, yeah. She's great. She's really great.

She's amazing. The whole family. Yeah, the whole family's great. Yeah, the whole family's great. But they're rocking. They're rocking rolling and they're, like, making great stuff. And then also, like, Maude and Iris are, like, the coolest people in the world. Yeah.

Like, even just their social profile alone. Right. They're just, like, such. They're cool. Like, they're just like, It Girls. Iris was with, like, Charlie Demetio and Olivia Rodriguez getting tattoos the other day. Well, Olivia and her, like, Grammy's accepted. speech was like, I just, and thank you, Iris.

And I was like, wow. That's very cool. We are watching, like, a new group of, like, young woman become the new social circle. Yeah. And they're just like. Lindsay Lohan, Paris, Hilt. Yeah, it's like the new. And they're all like just Libra, Gemini, Gen Ziers.

Oh, you love astrology, right? I love astrology. I'm obsessed with it. And what sign do you identify? What sign are you? I do you identify? My big three, I'm a Libra sun, I'm a Libra moon, and I'm an Aquarius rising. So what does that say about?

I am, I should live in Bushwick. Yeah. So that means I should live in Bushwick. Perfect. Yeah. Perfect. Do you feel like it like accurately represents you? Oh my God.

I'm the most Libra person ever. I'm just, everything has to always be balanced, but I'm also like, I'm pretty. And like walk in a room and I'm just like, I'm special. Love me, please. I'm a Gemini and I like, people get a really, I've heard that Gemini's get a really bad rep. So I, like, don't love to say that I'm a Gemini. And I don't even know if I have... I have, like, complicated relationships with Gemini's.

I love... I, like, naturally am so, like, drawn to Gemini's. I think they're incredible people. I think they're awesome. It's just that when I meet the other person that... That lives within me? That lives within you. Then I'm always like, oh, okay, okay.

Would you say another person lives within me, Connor? Did you see me go? You were like, oh, no, blah, scared for your life. a little crazy girl inside of Brooklyn. Exactly. No, it's what I'm talking about

this is Gemini. It's the other virgin of you. What's your sons? I'm a virgin. Virgo. You're a Virgo. Oh, you're a Virgo. Yeah.

Oh, interesting. Yeah. I wouldn't have guessed that. You're very, like, you're very non, like, upbeat and like, I don't know how, like, the best way.

Like, you're very encouraging for a Virgo. That's what I'll say. Whatever my rising setting situation is, um, they really want to be. Night mode. laid back, relaxed,

like very mysterious, but I cannot stop fucking talking. What's your rising? I don't know. You don't know? No. I'm a cancer rising, which makes sense to me.

Is your body built like a dancer? Mm-mm. Not in the slightest, actually. Bonnie built. Like a dancer. Yeah, that was good. That was good. Jack Harlow.

She's cancer. What's she doing? Yeah. Body built. Like a dancer. Well, should we get into some emails that we got? Oh, emails, yeah. So really quick.

Yeah. Frankie, so I told Frankie on the Zoom call yesterday that I had a secret question. Oh, yeah. But then he said he knows what it is. I have money on what it I think it is. So I want you to tell me what you think it is. I think you should say it first and then Frankie can confirm or do not. I want to tell my secret after he tells me what he thinks it is.

I thought that you were going to ask something revolving around a particular tax-exempt religious organization. Oh, no. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's been asking this would you rather question that's, like, deeply, deeply upsetting. Yeah.

And like... Do I not want to be on air ever being asked this question? I mean... Probably not. Honestly, Frankie, we can offline this question. Let's offline it. I'm going to ask you anyways after the show. How about this?

How about this? Let's do it at the... Yeah, ask me afterwards. We'll do it at the live show in New York. Oh, that's good. That's good because it won't be able to be used against any of us. Yeah, that's perfect. If you say something in a live show, then it's okay.

It's like you didn't even say it. It's like you didn't even say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like slapping Chris Rock. Like, it didn't even happen. It doesn't even. It was doing it live, baby. Bro.

You had a hot take that you wanted to say, but you didn't say on it. Well, my hot take, it's not even, I don't even know if it's hot. Well, my first hot take that I had written down this weekend was shut up and dance by Walk the Moon. I actually wrote in my notes at 1.30 a.m. shit up and dance by Walk the Moon. Best song I've ever heard in my life. Great song.

I love Walk the Moon. Me too. That song, it's so overplayed, but it is so good. I obviously don't. Nine in the afternoons. Acoustic version? Walk the Moon. I have an obsession with Cincinnati like indie indie rock bands.

Like Walk the Moon, local natives. It's very bushwick of you. So much. But specifically, I also don't fact-jug me because, maybe one of these is not from Cincinnati. And I don't want to be that guy who looks like an idiot. This is not a podcast for fact.

Okay, fair enough. We're not doing it. But that being said, I'm like a huge the national fan. And so anytime anyone brings up Walk the Moon, immediately like, if you've ever, if you ever want to just be sad and listen to the National.

Oh, I need to. I only know shut up and dance. So I need to do my research. The National you'd really like. The National is tight. Yeah, I agree. So that wasn't a hot take. No, that's not a hot take.

But my other hot take that came up this weekend. was that I feel like people always say and I always get the saying wrong so please correct me drunk words or sober thought could not agree less yeah that's so incorrect and I hate when people say it

and I hate when people rationalize their behavior with it that's when I'm like okay like I don't need that kind of person who's gonna like do some crazy shit and then the next day it be like I meant it though no what right good point Frankie

You would never, no, would you have done that? Would you have really done that today? I would go as far as to say, everything that comes out of my mouth when I'm drunk is either a lie, or it's just like so, it's not true. I'm so glad my phone's usually dead when I get to the point where I'm speaking in a different language that I made up. Because I don't know what I would do.

We should really, really, really, really, really get a tiny home in Temecula. Like all of us, we should live on land and just, like, live all together. I would literally be like, I'll put the money down right now. Yeah. Fair enough. Yeah. I don't want to do that. Like, I want to wake up Sunday and not own a tiny home in temacula. My thing is, like, I agree that, like, drunk words or are sober thoughts. I think that that is so incorrect.

So incorrect. That being said, I think that drunk, like, actions, not for the most part, but, like, big commitments that you make drunk. Like marriage? No. Not, like, marriage. Like, booking a flight. Okay. That, that I agree with it.

That I agree with a sober thing. Like, impulse. That I agree was like. Like that's what I want to do. Uh-huh. I feel like I have the courage. And like if I'm writing maybe and I have like a whiskey and I'm like, I'm a little.

Yeah. Maricana a little right. Uh-huh. I feel like I'm going to write more of what I actually think versus when if I'm sober. You know what I mean? Yeah. I feel like I would have to be more careful with my words. Yeah.

And like, yeah. That's what I'm. Yeah. Yeah. I got it. But I think that I just wouldn't trust a single person who believes that. Right. Okay.

So it turns out all my hot takes are freezing ice cold. I got one. You guys. I'm not going to like it. Okay. Wait, go ahead, Frankie. No. Oh, okay.

My hot take is that I kind of like when people are late. What? I think it's courtee. I think, I don't know, I don't know the exact timing of everything, but I think that it's actually kind of courteous. Curteous? To be a little late to give some people some wiggle room. And I think, I think it's, so if I were to, late on for four, you're late to appointments for the other person.

I think it's, correct. I'm doing it for you. You should live in Bushwick. So when I show up somewhere and I beat someone and they're like, I'm running five behind, I'm like, oh, like now I feel so good because I'm on time, but now I'm early. Like, thank you for doing that for me. And then when I show up late, I'm like, that is my offering to you. Now you look like you're very prepared. Hopefully you feel organized and you feel like you're early.

Hats off to you. Good for you. I'm getting an image in my head of you just gaslighting your doctor. Oh, he's a king gaslighter. And being, I can imagine you gaslighting your document. I understand, but I was late for you so that you would be able to finish your other appointments. I want you to be a professional. I want you to be able to do what you need to do.

So I chose to be an hour and a half a way. I'm talking. I'm talking minutes. Like I think like seven minutes is too late. Yeah. I can't. If I'm late to anything, I will have a panic attack. I will text after one minute.

I'm like, I'm so, so, so, so, so. Literally, I will send a paragraph. Like I am a terrible person. Yes. You have entire right to put glass in my shoes. Yes. And like whip me and call me a Nancy. Like I'm like,

Call me a flusy. And I think my pet peeve is when I go to pick someone up and I'm waiting outside for them for more than eight seconds. Like I am waiting. Like if someone's coming to pick me up, I'm waiting outside already. Always. Always. And I think it's because like that's a pet peeve of mine. So like I would never want you to be frustrated with me.

It was so weird. I remember something that just happened. I know. Do you remember me texting you? Like, I'm so, so, so sorry coming out right now. I don't give a shit. I'm listening to your pocket. I know. And I was, like, apologizing profusely.

So, yeah. Well, there you go. It doesn't bucking. Yeah. Okay. I have, I've brought a hot take. Oh, my gosh, Frankie. Oh, please.

That I, because I've, I've been, it's coming up a lot in my life lately. I'm convinced that every Instagram model or just like every, like, person who is, like, coming up in the social media space as being, like, a hot person and a hot girl in like the fashion field and the makeup field, they were raised by Bethany Moda. Oh, you were saying, I, you need to explain who Bethany Moda is because I didn't know this.

Bethany Moda is a YouTuber who, she, like, had... Can we pull up Bethany Moda? Yeah, do you remember, like, the Arapa style movement? Of course. And, like, she was the one who started it. Whoa.

That was, like, her whole thing. So my girlfriend was, like, a Bethany Moda, like, Stan, like, proper stand. Wow. And so I've been, like, going down the rabbit hole with her of, like, finding out all this information about this whole other sect of YouTube that I wasn't a part of. Right.

Which was like, because I was on the H3H3. H2i does. Right. Like filthy Frank side of YouTube, whereas she was on like the Bethanyamota side. And turns out that like every hot girl in the United States was raised by Bethanyi Mota. So interesting. No wonder I don't know who she is. We're talking 9.63 million subscribers. Yeah.

22 million videos. I don't even know it's a hot take. It's just something that like I've, and every time I talk to someone who's like, like out like a like just someone who's very well put together and like and like and like effeminate but like brings in like style and everything it's like every single time they're like oh I was a huge Bethany Monash say wow comes up in a weird like connection bizarre super bizarre yeah bizarre bizarre bizarre I wish I knew I wish I could comment on that I know I know I know I can comment just in the way that I don't know well I just gave very informational very

I'm sure a lot of people that are watching Oh, I'm sure a lot of pop. Yeah, that's going to get a lot of pop. Yeah, that's going to get a lot. You just got a sound like. You're welcome. Yeah, no, and thank you, Frankie. Oh, this was another one.

Which one? I'm needing my glasses for this one. Hold on. I'm needing my Celsius for this. Okay. This was emailed and I forget her name. I'm so sorry. I thought I put it in there.

But thank you for sending this. If you're watching this, you know who you are. My hot take is that no mentally stable person dies their hair blonde. This is blonde of any sort, whether it's full bleach, just a little frontal or even just a nice little balliage. If the person goes blonde, they are having some sort of lifeguard.

Ballyage. Yeah. Like, just like highlights, basically. Ballyage? I'm going to add that to my list of words. Oh, yeah. Ballyage is good. I would go as far as to say, like, not a hot take.

No, absolutely. Right. I think it's just a statement. It's a fact. Yeah. That's another. All these have just been statement. Yes.

A hot take, maybe not. But I think that it's accurate. I think that because I, I, from Rowan. Oh, from Rowan. Thanks, Rowan. Oh, thanks, thank you, Rowan. bad place internally you try like first to change external factors i get tattoos yeah now when as i used to dye my hair right i went through i was like proper oh emo yes wait i wanted to ask you did you actually

tattooed tanojo's name on your leg fully yeah no wow wow just for a bit wow do it for the bit i don't sport her politics you ain't going to do it hilarious and i just was like fuck it that went that went. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have some other crazy ones like my friend like I like I I have a tattoo here. Moderna but the but they forgot to write the end. Madera. The person who wrote this was is the daughter of the CEO of materna. Shut. That is even better to have the end like that. But she messed up the end and I was like oh she should have thrown you a brand deal like one of those cars where they put the magnets on they pay you monthly that you have the magnets on your car that is really good i have some crazy tattoos stories and just those two are kind of the biggest yeah um although i'm so excited um for

kotella i'm getting um my evilution Pokemon team on my my rib cage it's gonna be so sick i found this artist i think she's in center Barbara and she just does Pokemon like i would get a Pokemon you should what's your very Pokemon um snorlax maybe just because of his politics because of his Of sleeping and resting and prioritizing that. I'm going to get that. You should. Do you want to come with me on Monday, I think? Yes.

In New York? No, it's here. Yes, Frankie. I would love that. Okay, I'll text. We'll get, yeah. Do you want to get a Pokemon tattoo with us? Yeah, I'll do it.

Okay, let's all get Pokemon tattoo. I'm so excited. I'm going to get Squirtle. Sleigh. That is, oh, I'm going to come next Wednesday with a new tattoo. You should do Squirtle. Oh, that's cute. I like that.

It was supposed to be the fibula, but I got, it's the tibia for some reason. Oh, fair enough. I um you should get the squirrel with like the raybans I thought you're gonna say on your eyelid no okay there's you know what I'm talking about yeah yeah yeah the Pokemon Go feature no it's from the anime oh oh I think they was like I was like I was like I think they did maybe they probably did can we quickly do one of the emails that we got oh yeah I want to see I love the fact that you guys do the emails I would want to be a part of the anyway I did want to add to that I did I was fully blonde a few years ago I didn't

many times I was thinking I couldn't relate to this oh yeah yeah that's yeah that's at that. Imagine that. That's so tight. That is so dope. I did dye my hair fully bleached blonde to go to Bali because I wanted to be like unrecognizable. When did you go to Bali? I went. I've always wanted to go to Bali. Oh my God, dude. It was like your backpacking

trip. Like I was like I'm never coming back. Yeah, literally. I've never, it changed my entire life. I'm sure it was. The time of my life. Oh, God, that'd be so take. It was like spiritual. Like eat, pray love, but then also drink pray love. Because we party. It was like senior year of college. Yeah, of course.

And I was just like, I never... What's the point of going back? Like, you're in Bali. I went for 10 days. I spent like 300 bucks. Yeah. Well, you spent like 5,000 on a flight, but... Free flights?

Nepotism, baby. Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? That's a story. That's a story for another day because... That's crazy. Free flights. Free...

You got free international flights. Yeah, I mean, I've never heard of that. That's crazy, dude. That's awesome. Someone from the airlines is going to be like, you're going to jail. I feel like I finesse it, but I mean to go like Hong Kong, spend a day or two, and then Singapore. Like I had to find a work around, but it was, it was weird.

God, that's nuts. I have no nepotism benefits. My dad's a mathematician. That's so cool, though. Not, not, I can't even add six. That's just being excited. This one's really quick, and then we should wrap up. Yeah, okay, fair enough.

And I have to fly to Vegas. Yeah, when are you, are you cutting close? My flight's at 1240. I don't know. I'm good. Okay, well, I'll read this really quick. So this is a bad flight story. I told you guys to write in.

flight. It works out. This happened a few years ago when I was flying them from Hawaii. I was sitting in the aisle and there was a girl around my age in the middle seat. About halfway into the flight, I noticed that she kept tugging out her shirt color and her eyes are super wide. She's on Molly. I asked her if she was okay and she told me that she was severely allergic to nuts and she thinks the protein bar that she just ate had some. There was a flight attendant walking down the aisle and I was able to get his attention. He got the girl's EpiPen out of the overhead compartment thing and he had to lean over to me to get to her. Right as he went to use it, The plane hit some bad turbulence.

The flight attendant started falling and accidentally jammed the epipin right in my leg. Oh, no. You keep calling it. I don't know if this is real. You have to give the benefit of the doubt. I can't. I was in complete shock and the girl just burst in to tears. The flight attendant got on the intercom and asked if there were any other medical professionals on board, not a single person stood up.

We were literally flying over the middle of the ocean, so it's not like they could make an emergency landing. He then asked if anyone had an epipin that could be used in another passenger. Somebody offered, but it was one of the toddler ones. Luckily, they had two and used both of them on the girl. The girl's allergic reaction. got better pretty quickly, but I was starting to feel the effects of the EpiPen.

I could literally feel my... I was supposed to do that if you're like not. No. No. It's like you could flip over a car if you're healthy and get like... Endorphin rash like that.

No, no, no, it's a... I think it... It's like a fighter flight. What's it called? Epipan. A flight to flight. Yeah. Adrenaline, that's the word.

I can feel my heartbeat to my teeth, my entire body was tingling. My mouth was so dry. It felt like one of those episodes of Victoria's where they get stuck in the RV and have to drink the fish tank water. That was like a... That was such a reference.

The flight attends sick turns babysitting me for the rest of flight. Both of us ended up being fine. I'm honestly not mad that it happened. Ooh, dear. Wow. That is nuts. I had a story like that once where I was flying with someone and they had had a root canal that as they started the root canal, their insurance turns out it was like something was falsified or wrong or something. And it just gives me, and I have so many root canal.

stopped reaped out with an open hole open hole and then this person went on a plane across the country

with me and imagine imagine what happened there was this point at which we got to 30,000 feet and they're like

ah and I look over I'm like what's wrong what's wrong and they're shaking and they're like my

my mah there's nothing you can do about tooth pain imagine if you shook up like a can of coke in a submarine

and popped it Like the whole submarine's going. So that's what happened. Like her root canal, her open jaw, the thing that like... Did she explode? No, she just like was in tremendous pain. And like it was just like, like, she... All the pressure of her body was being like, valve through her open jaw.

It was nuts. That makes me... There was a dentist sitting next, a dentist assistant, literally sitting next to us on the plane. And was like, yeah, you can't do anything. They're just going to be in tremendous amount of pain. I would promise you, I would hold my breath. until I passed out. Yeah.

No, literally, like, they had to. It was so, it's not even, I mean, it's like just, you couldn't do anything about it. That is so bad.

That is so bad. I'm bad with tooth paint. I'm bad with tooth paint. I'm bad with tooth paint. I'm getting serious. Yeah, I believe you. Jesus. Oh, okay, well, that was,

tough way to end it. Ending on a note. But, okay, Frankie, you have a lot of fun projects coming out, obviously, but. I have claim to fame coming out. Fame to fame. At 10 p.m.

This summer, which will be amazing. Stoked. Another thing that I'm working on, which is newer in the process, but I'm working on like a scripted podcast. Wow. Which I'm writing.

What's it called? It's called the peculiar parables of P.P.V. Rotterdam P.I. Wow. Say that 10 times best. Yeah, I know. It is a like super cool, like noir comedy detective story.

Wow. It's incredible. I'm so exciting. For that. And I might need some voices, so I'll let you guys know. Oh. Weirdly.

We both have that. Yeah, I know. I do know that. Yeah, I do. So, yeah, those are, and then a bunch of more things to come and just like, yeah. Wow, Frankie, thank you so, so, so, so, so, so, so much, so much. This was so much fun. You are really. I love you.

I love you. So, so happy that this happened, that we got this to work. Me too. I love you guys. I love this podcast. I had so much fun. We love you. And we're so excited for everything that you have coming up.

Seriously. And I'm excited for our tattoo. I really hope you're being serious. No, I'm actually. I know. Let's go do it. We just made 10 plans. Yeah.

Yeah. No. So we gotta go. So live show and podcast. Okay. Perfect. Perfect. And, uh, tattoos.

Yes. Perfect. Okay, perfect. Well, yeah. Well, thank you guys so much. Frank the tank. Thank you guys. And don't forget to subscribe.

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We'll take it. Email whatever. You have any funny male lactation stories? Yeah. Oh, that was my light of the pot. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And they just reference me.

Tell us what you have for dinner. Whatever. The email is dear B&C at gmail.com. And obviously our socials, B&CMAP on everything. Love you guys. Thank you guys. Thank you so much. Bye.

Oh, and I made my sweater. I forgot to tell you. Oh, yeah! I made this. Woo-hoo. Slay. Looking good, Brooke. Thanks, guys.

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