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Episode Date: May 21, 2022

On Episode 2 we dive into the climax of the Jersey Reunion before getting into Episode 2 of RHOBH and the thrilling arrival of a new housewife. Not to mention we go to the polls to answer some of our audience questions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And so that'll make it a... I don't need the spotlight. I shine just fine. Hi, I'm Karma. And yes, I am a bitch. Brov Bros. Good afternoon, everybody. Or good evening, actually.

And welcome to episode two of Brav Bros. Your favorite dude podcast from the Brov. for everybody, for anybody who cares to give us a listen. I am your co-host, Steele Russell, joined, as always, by Sean Schueter Morrison, and that will probably be the last time I say Sean. But, Shooter, how are we this evening? Feeling great. Happy to be back.

Happy to have a good group of core listeners that are going to support us moving forward. Yeah, we had a wild week. I mean, it was exciting to watch the listeners climb. Like, I was expecting max 30 listeners. Yeah, it was pretty shocking to see a climb over, you know, 45, 50, 60, 70. Guys, we got 93 listens. Maybe even more. Let me check the data.

It keeps going up too, which is great. It does keep going up. Because it'll feed right into this episode. Yeah. And I've heard from multiple people, they're like, one, they were shocked that we actually knew what we were talking about that the show was

as good as it was and that we weren't just here shitting on Bravo that we weren't just like taking it all as a big joke and like we actually know our shit yeah and not only that people enjoy these shows

so why would we hop on a podcast just to put people down yeah we don't support people like that we don't do that here we are here to embrace everybody we want you to leave brav bros feeling good knowing that you're supported that you got a community of other brav bros and there were brav bros

coming out of the woodworks all over the place i had my uncle who's in his 50s reach out and say i think i'm a brav bro honestly and i didn't realize it i had people who were in their 20s whether they were in a relationship before they're in a relationship now they're watching bravo in a relationship yeah they just enjoy the shows and they enjoy our take on it so what more could we actually ask No, it's awesome. I even had my favorite interactions. I had a few of them where the intro was condescending. It was, oh, like, we got to talk, man.

Like, I saw you're doing a podcast about Bravo. And I'm like, yeah. And 93 people have listened to it. And, by the way, stop making fun of people about it. Like, this is why braf bros are afraid to come out of the woods and tell people, like, I watch Bravo because of people like you. But that's the funny part is after kind of like standing my ground and being like, yeah, you know what?

Like I did start a podcast about Bravo. And not only that, like people are actually enjoying it, their tone quickly shifted to, well, you know, like I've actually, I've seen Summer House or like, oh, you know, like I used to watch like Jersey a little bit or some people brought up The Bachelor or other like reality shows. But the point being like after they were trying to. make fun instantly, or not instantly, but gradually, they admitted to being brof bros. Of course, because deep down, we're all brof bros. We're all brof bros.

And this is where we come together to celebrate our brav brohood, brood. And love, brotherhood. This is episode two, and we are gaining followers by the minute, it seems. So if you are listening to this, and it's episode two, what are you doing? Go back to episode one. We don't want you here now. we want you to go back to episode one enjoy every little bit of it come back later yeah just come back we don't want you here now we want you here later yeah yeah with all the excitement like with all

the bra bros with all the people that have come and like said how much they enjoy the show and like they were surprised by it just i want to say thank you to everybody that's actually listening to it that like has been sending us you know compliments and telling us what they like we've also heard some things that we can work on just like technically speaking and like that's also helpful but you know just even we asked like questions throughout the week I was doing some polls and stuff and asking guys questions and seeing if you guys had responses like people are actually interacting with the account like it's pretty cool they're sharing with friends so like thank you guys for for sharing this for talking about it for enjoying it as long as you keep listening

we'll keep doing it and I know shooter yeah you're obviously appreciate it yeah I mean it makes still a little more personal too. I mean, hearing the stories about people talking about, I told my coworker and then she went and told five or six of her friends, too, to give you guys a listen. Or I told my son whose girlfriend watches it, you know, give these guys a listen. Things like that that happened. It's like, yeah, that's what we're here for. That's the whole reason we did this, was to have a couple of guys just sitting around talking about Bravo. Shooting the shit about Bravo. Yeah. I mean, we've done this enough at parties. It's funny because

You go to a party and, you know, your girlfriends kind of all talk together. They're all watching Bravo. Yep. And then the boyfriends or husbands all standing around in a different circle, we're also talking about Bravo. More than likely Bravo will come up, whether someone says it ingest and that it leads to an actual conversation, which happens. Or we just bring it up and say, oh, shit, did you see what happened on Jersey last night? Because some of it is just incredibly captivating TV. I mean, I could talk about, did you watch the NBA playoffs the other night?

And then the next question will be, yeah, and then I watched Summer House later. Yep. Did you see the reunion? Yep. It's great. It's great. Well, the part two wasn't awesome. Well, yeah.

And we'll get into that. Yeah. So it was a wild, wild week. There was a lot happening in Bravo. Obviously, Beverly Hills on Wednesday. We had the Jersey reunion part three, which was electric. And then we had Summer House, their second part of you know, I thought that was kind of a dud. And we had the Southern Charm teaser.

Oh, that's right. The Southern Charm teaser came out. And I think that we have an Austin Craig fight. Oh, there's an absolute Austin Craig fight. Who do you think wins Austin or Craig? Craig. Low to the ground, good center of gravity. He's going to beat the hell out of them.

I think so, too, but I think it's because Austin's a huge pussy. That's fair too. But Austin on Southern Charm is a completely different person than he is on Summerhouse. When he's in Summerhouse, he's just kind of drunk and doing whatever the hell he wants. Southern Charm is more his bread and butter, if you will. He's actually the voice of reason sometimes. He's a pretty good character on the show. And you actually find yourself rooting for him a lot more,

whereas in Summer House, you're just like, this guy's a piece of shit. It'll be interesting to see, it'll be interesting to see the difference between the two. He was also a piece of shit on Winterhouse. That's more Summer House than Southern Charm, though. No, I know. But these two for three a piece of shit, 66.6% repeating a piece of shit. That's fair. So I would just like that to be known.

I still think he's a piece of shit. But that was wild. I'm excited to see them fight. Hopefully they can do like rough and rowdy or something and actually have like a boxing match. That'd be sick. That'd be great. I would love that.

But the Jersey reunion was awesome. We finally got Marge and Teresa like facing off against each other. They can't go anywhere. They got to address it. They still fucking don't because Teresa is unwatchable this season and won't let her get a word in like she literally can't let someone else talk they forced andy into a breakdown and he had a mental breakdown and apparently he had to take a sabbatical

for a week or two afterwards he couldn't he couldn't do any bravo yeah is that real he had to take some time away because it was just too stressful well they did say a couple different times he's like we've been here for six hours and we haven't discussed this part or this part he's there all day with them like eight hours straight with them just yelling at each other. When she storms off camera. Yep. Or no, Joe stormed off camera because she called him a bitch boy. Yes.

Yeah, Jennifer called him a bitch boy. And then I love, Jen called him a bitch boy. Then Teresa agreed. Also agreed that he is a bitch boy. And then he forgave Jennifer for calling him a bitch boy because it doesn't mean anything. Yeah. But then he didn't forgive Teresa. I love that.

I'll watch what happens live. No offense, but it doesn't mean anything coming from you. Yeah. Which is, it's like saying no offense, but go fuck yourself. Yeah. I love that. Your opinion doesn't matter to me. I don't give a shit.

And I think that I was not a Jen fan in the slightest last season. I felt for her because, like, the affair got brought to light and, like, your kids shouldn't have the year about that. That sucks. And, like, I feel for her there. But, like, she plays every side of any argument. She's just, like, she's just happy. She just wants to back someone in hopes that maybe they. back her in the future.

That's exactly what it is. Because the way that she comes to Teresa's defense, even though like Teresa's wrong, like she's wrong, Marge is not the reason Marge Jr. Marge Jr., not Marge Sr., but Marge Jr. is not the reason that Louis shit blew up. Like that was coming out no matter what.

Yeah, I mean, as he showed his face more on like such a popular and polarizing show with teresa judah she's the face like arguably the face of house of house lives yeah you know and he's going to be there more and more obviously there's going to be some things coming to light because people want to know answers you know what is this guy who is this guy what's he all about especially when all of your exes come out of the woodworks and say oh yeah he beat me oh yeah he's uh emotionally emotionally abusive emotionally manipulating demanding sex six times a day four times a day four times a day to which he responded I can't have sex four times a day

yeah that's fair yeah I get it that's totally fair but where do you stand on him that's the big question this week yeah his his is an interesting one because I didn't I didn't pay him too much mind to begin with I thought the stories around him were bigger than he was as a character and then he kind of had that whole breakdown in Nashville after asking Joe for Teresa's hand of marriage, which was kind of funny. I thought that was sweet. Yeah, you would.

What does that mean? I just, I don't know. I think, you know, at some point, Teresa's got to be at an age where she doesn't have to be asked for her hand in marriage. That's not an age thing. That's strictly a respect thing. Like, her parents passed away. It was very sad. It was on the show.

It was a very sad moment. Joe and Teresa are clearly super close because no matter what they say. to each other and they are mean as shit they apologize within minutes yeah it takes minutes and like their relationship it's not father-daughter obviously but that's the closest thing to it so for him to go out of his way to ask that i thought that was sweet i thought it was a nice gesture i think i think it was for the cameras but i also think that in that situation you probably ask her daughters like hey what do you guys like which he probably maybe he did i'm not going to you know say i'm not going to give him no credit but yeah i don't think that as joe like i don't know who cares but um yeah i mean he kind of

he went into a spiral which again i mean everything's coming out about him losing his job everything's coming about about all these stories from his past that keep creeping back up in the press he's in a really bad situation personally and i can't imagine a place more like hell to be in than in the middle of the jersey housewives when you're in your lowest place. Oh, you mean like arguing on the back patio and watching Melissa Gorga and Jen get in a physical altercation? Yeah. Well, and Bill stares off into space with a smile.

A slight smirk because he's pretty drunk, just probably tired from work. He's exhausted. He's just, he's just happy to be there. He's thinking about his surgeries tomorrow. Yeah, he doesn't even realize that they're fighting over him. No. He just assumes they're fighting over normal housewife bullshit. Yeah, and he doesn't even register.

that his name is being tossed around and that she's arguing on his behalf about the affair. Yeah. And Ben brings up constantly, or I guess it's compared constantly to the Evan cheating scandal in which she was digging around trying to find information about it, which let's get this out there right now. Evan cheated. Yeah, I think Evan cheated. I think too many people are just like enamored with him just being kind of a plain, nice guy. It seems like he's...

On Watch What Happens Live, they voted him, like, a 56% winner. Because he didn't do anything. He just smiled. Of the most, like, they would want to be married to him more than any other. Yeah, because he doesn't, I mean, look at the candidates. Although, I think Bill's a great candidate. You know, he had his mistake however many years ago. He made a mistake a very long time ago.

Here's the issue with that. That's not the only time he did that. That's the only time he got caught. No chance at hell. Yeah. Like, it's, it's probably the only time. Maybe it's the only time you got caught, but I also don't think, I don't think anybody's necessarily clean out of the, the husband's there. Oh, that's an interesting take.

Yeah. You think that, I don't know, Joe, I don't think Joe would ever step out on Melissa, but, I mean, Joe's got his fucking problems. Oh, my God. He's, he's, he's, he's all over the place. Yeah, and he's, you know. It's, if you had to pick one and be like, all right, who would you marry? He's the most stable. Who would I marry?

Who would you marry? Who would you marry? Of the house husbands. For Jersey specifically, definitely Bill. You would marry Bill. Absolutely would marry Bill. I think he's stable. I think he supports his family really well.

Well, hold on. Are you married to Bill? Post cheating. Yeah. Like, is he, but did he cheat on you? Yes. Bill cheated on you. Bill cheated on me.

And you're cool with it. Still, I'm not cool with it. But I pick him as... the best option. Interesting. Yeah. Or Frank. I'm going Frank.

I think, I think, but Frank's, he has, he's, he said, you have to have an open relationship with Frank because he has said multiple times, like, I love Dolores. Yep. But I can't be with one woman. Yes. So I would marry Frank and we would have an open relationship. Absolutely. I think that's, that's actually the correct answer.

Right. That's the most reasonable answer. It has to be. But if you're picking out of. the husbands that are actually married to the housewives, I think it's Bill. Interesting. Where are you going?

What's Marge's husband's name? Frank. Joe. Joe Bonino, right? Joe. He got his eyelid surgery, which looks great. Looks awesome. Yeah, you texted me.

Yeah. He did. He looks a lot better. Joe didn't know. It is just really funny that Andy brought it up and then it just kept getting brought up. And then it got brought up again. I'll watch what happens alive. Well, of course it did.

Because, you know, he was like yeah my wife finally convinced me to go under the knife and get it done yeah i'm going with joe because i i think i wear the pants in that relationship i don't think you have as big of pants as marge junior has no no controls that relationship oh yeah i don't think that any one of us are on that level no no shot but i i think that you know joe i think he just he's there you'd be nice nice guy i'm going Joe, Joe or Frank, but Frank open relationship, I think, is the correct answer. Well, I am glad that we did close off that tangent because that was a good one.

Yeah, no, that was solid. Back to Louis. Yeah, back to the boy. Yep, our guy. I, yeah, I really didn't think that he brought much to the table. I thought that his stories were bigger than he was as a character. And then, you know, by the end, I found myself questioning. And I think everything that came out is 100% true.

I think he's manipulative. I think he's a real piece of shit. And I think all of these exes have rights that are very reasonable. I think he's just probably not a good dude. And I think right now what he's doing is playing Teresa's emotions. He's getting her all riled up to go at Marge so that he can step in and be the good guy because he needs a refresher. He needs to look a little bit better than he looks right now and get all that bad publicity out.

Now it's look at Louie. Look how nice he is. He went over and hugged Marge and came over and told Teresa. you think that was that was a move i think that was intentional yeah i think he came back and he was like teresa your behavior is embarrassing right now and i think teresa's like what the fuck man what did he said he said your your behavior is is hurting you what god something it was one of those things i see i thought that was it was so refreshing to hear somebody say something like that to Teresa and her not just start screaming like I thought she was unwatchable this year to the point

she was genuinely confused when he said your your behavior is not working or your behavior is ruining this moment or you're going to regret this moving forward I think that she was genuinely confused because I think behind closed doors I think he's like yeah marge is absolutely which I'm going to say this now I believe that marge probably did talk to at least a close contact of one of Louis X's I think Marge's clean I don't know I think that she has

I mean they all have the ability maybe not Dolores maybe not Jackie but they all have put anything past Dolores Dolores I love Dolores

maybe find something out but then wouldn't say it out loud like Marge would she saves it Dolores knows when to strike she's smarter than the other ones like she is definitely smarter

than the other ones like when she wants to get involved she comes with a fucking haymaker But I think, I think Marge is also a little conniving in the sense that she was spinning it. Like, I was just trying to help Louis' image because I know how this works. That's, but you think that was her being like defensive, like so that. No, I think that I think that plays. I think much like Louis's behavior plays into the hands of, you know, cleaning his image.

I think Marge coming out and saying, I was just trying to help Louis. I think that's bullshit. I think she wanted to know. I think, if anything. you say look I like Teresa's one of my friends for better or for worse I wanted to find out what kind of guy he was that makes way more sense I thought she touched on that oh no no she said I she was trying to help Louie Andy said that and he said that's a normal thing for someone to be like if I saw this coming out about one of my friends I would say like hey are you good like what's

this guy's deal she said she was trying to help louis image which I think is bullshit but I think she was trying to I think she found out a couple of things about him and was trying to bring them down to get him away from Teresa. But you're claiming she dug and found those things. Yeah, yeah, I think she reached out. That wasn't platonic. No. Is that the right word there?

I think she digs into everybody's life. So why would this be bizarre? I think, in my opinion, Louis had a genuine come-to-Jesus moment where he was like, like, he's been through it, man. He's been through the ringer. And I'm not going to defend him to the point of like who he is as a person, because if any of those allegations are true, like, fuck you guy. but if they're not, let's just go under the assumption that that was not true.

I think he had a moment where he's like, I lost my job at a company that I started. Like he started that company and I lost my job. Everyone thinks I'm a piece of shit. Like I need to look in the mirror at my super red face all the time. The guy looks like he's always out of breath, but look in the mirror and say, who am I and how can I be better? And, like, the things that he was saying, like, I felt it. I felt what he was saying. I was like, you know what?

This guy feels bad. He wants to be different. He wants to change. And I think he would have done himself a big, big, big plus by just explaining all this shit earlier in the season. But you can't because motherfucking Teresa. Won't stop talking. Like, you don't have, you don't owe anybody an explanation. You don't, yeah, you do, bro.

You owe us an explanation because this shit is wild. The video of you with all those dudes on the beach, like screaming and shit. And like, then you propose to your ex who apparently wanted a million dollars and a pre-up, which, what a move. Give me a million dollars, then sign a pre-up, buy. That's a great move. I respect the shit out of his ex for that. Yeah, for attempting, for attempting to do that. And I also respect him, if that's true for him being like,

nah, this ain't it. And, like, balancing from that. But, yeah, I'm actually leaning towards him being genuine in that moment. Interesting. I just, I felt what he was saying. I think that he, he's learned his lesson. And I think he's trying to help Teresa. You think he's trying to, these are so different ends of the spectrum.

Yeah. Like, he's either being an emotional manipulator, like an emotional terrorist, or he is trying to better Teresa. And I pray it's the latter. Well, and that kind of brings us into our next thing, which hopefully we learn more about Louis next year. And I don't know if their wedding is planned for between seasons, but I think we're going to get a little bit more.

But you did say something earlier that I do want to touch on with Teresa, and it's going to be a hot take that people are not going to like. Give me that take. But if you want to dig into it, you did say, this show might be a little bit better without Teresa. I'll say it. Yeah. I'm not scared to say it.

I want you to get into that, get that off your chest. Because I want the listeners to come back and lash out. I know what this is going to do. Okay. Like, let me preface this. I know what's happening after this. I think the show would benefit from a season without Teresa. I'm sick of it.

I think it's played out. I think she is such a one-topic-focused person. Like, the whole season was about this fucking Louie nonsense, and it was exhausting. Like, I want to know what's going on with the other housewives. Like, I want to dig into their funny shit that's going on. Not Jen's. I mean, that's sad. Like, it's not funny.

But, like, you know, like, the wacky stuff that happens. And I feel like we lost that because no matter what the topic was, Teresa would always bring it back to Louis and Marge. I don't think that I think when you lose Teresa, you lose the show. I don't really have interest in watching them go walking on what tree catapies because they wanted to go do that. Like there's no, there's no drama there. They're just going to, what, walk across one like zip line and then go have lunch?

Obviously. And then what were they going to talk about? You just need that moment where Teresa walks up with her fucking athletic line. Yeah, she doesn't want to be there. She storms up with bags. She is furious and she has gift bags. You bitches, here's some presents. Please wear these at the softball game.

It's just there's so much more content. There's so much more. I find it so much more enjoyable when Teresa's there because things could be going really well. They're having a nice dinner in Nashville. And now we're talking about Louisa flips the fuck out. She like great, but it's great TV. That was entertaining. Sure.

And then she's, I mean, this is what Blum is. my mind and it must be like the bar understanding like this is great publicity like if we did that the bouncer would have a sort of joke hold and we'd be arrested oh absolutely like it just flies because oh it's the jersey housewives like it's cool like she's screaming the sea word like see you next tuesday across the bar like up the stairs oh yeah like no repercussions not even slap on the rest to the point where she almost goes back upstairs and they almost let her Like, but that's like the, that dinner, everyone was making a conscious effort to not stir the pot, to not bring it up. Where's the fun in that?

I don't want to hear it anymore. I want fun. I want fun too. That's why we watch this show. But I want more. Like, poor Tracy Barber, who was, by the way, at the reunion, not filmed. No way. No, they filmed, sorry.

I think she had a role in the reunion, not aired. She was cut. I just assumed she wasn't invited. I don't think she's a full-on housewife yet. I think she's still a guest. But that would be fine if they didn't invite her. No, she was there. Where were she sitting?

She got snubbed. I saw a screenshot of her in like a regular chair next to the couches. Like towards the end, like below the chorus? I don't know. Interesting. Well, that's, that's, she got snub. I don't think, and like, I don't think Tracy and, well, Tiki. I don't think that they're going to just disappear.

By the way, Tracy Barber, Tiki's nanny. That's what it was. Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's the rumor that. No, no, she, he left his wife eight months pregnant for Tracy Barber. Who was his nanny? She was the nanny. That's, that's the rumor, yeah, which she denies, but. Interesting.

Where there's smoke, there's fire. That you live and die by that when it comes to housewis. Absolutely, you have to. Well, let's bring it back. Let's tie a bow on it. Yeah. With Louis, other than you thinking that he's constantly doing blow in Nashville, but. I do think that his flip out in Nashville was very random.

I thought that he just, he's like, you know what, I'm done. I'm done. I'm out of here. No. I don't really, I think there were so many worse moments for him to really lash out like that. and in that moment it didn't really make any sense he was just on edge the whole time maybe it was because he was asking Joe

for her hand in marriage but that was like ceremonious that wasn't like actually legit I don't think he was really worried about that I see I feel like he tried to have so many genuine moments like he wanted to stay at the house with the guys with the guy but because Teresa won't let him get a word in with the others

the guys he can talk to and the guys seem to like him well yeah but the guys I feel like they were they were playing with a fake penis together all day on the pontoon boats you're drinking on a boat you probably like the people that are going to be around you if they're also having fun on a boat oh so your theory is if people are not getting along i don't think that like you think that anybody even if people aren't getting along you stick them on a boat with booze like they'll vibe no oh no that's that's

dude dudes being dudes yeah that's different obviously put the dick out and making fun of frank's balls or lack thereof but no i i think that louis didn't do much by way of like what was stopping him teresa wasn't fully physically stopping him from just walking over and being like march give me a minute because you can't step on her toes like that he did it at the reunion finally yeah and then he made teresa look crazy than she is that's your that's your fiance you can't you cannot keep your mouth shut all year long let teresa fight your battles and then step in and not protect her wasn't able to fight his battles because Teresa wouldn't shut the fuck up oh what sitting on a set with Andy Cohen was like the yeah yeah

because you know what barring a mental breakdown he's going to let you get a word in he did get I'll give you this he did have an entire season to get his story straight where people were asking questions that's a good point so we did have a long time to be like all right what are they going react well to? That's a good point. What are they going to react poorly to? The way he answered Tiki's questions in Jen's backyard, terrible. The way that he answered questions a little bit later when Marge stepped in, bad still. He had time to prepare for the reunion. He got a good thing going. I think he riled Teresa up, threw her at Marge, and then stepped in and he was the hero. Paints a perfect picture of our boy, Louis, and then he escapes looking good. But

Teresa looked fucking crazy because... Teresa looked crazy because Teresa is crazy. Well, yes. Teresa lost it this season and it wasn't fun. But she lost it for Louis, who did not defend her at the end. Give me a season, Teresa free. Send her on vacation. It's not going to be boring.

We'll get to learn about the other housewives. Give Melissa Gorga the spotlight. She's been shunned for years. She needs a story there. We don't know because she's constantly trying not to piss off Teresa. You don't think Joe's going to steal that spotlight? I would say I'm here for it, but like, I get to a certain point with Joe, and I'm like, all right, I'm over it.

Housewives of New Jersey, and then your main character ends up being Joe Gorda. No, I agree with that. That would suck. No, that's not fun to watch. I would watch a real house husbands of Jersey. I would watch that whole series. Yeah. And that would probably be my favorite one.

That or like Atlanta, because those husbands are fun too. That would be a good one too. Yeah, I'd be into that. I think what, oh, this is a good. What other husbands? We'll do this in a different segment in the future. Yeah, that's a good point, good point. But let's hold on to, let's put that one in the old notebook.

Yeah, but touching, you know, we're excited to see where the Jersey series goes, what happens next year, how things get worse, how things get better. Hopefully, Teresa's not there. She will be. I'm going to get, and it's going to be bad. It's going to be great. But we have other things going on. We've got Housewives coming out seemingly every week. So we've got enough content to keep us going.

keep us oh we'll be fine yeah oh yeah we'll be fine all right and that gets us into like what this episode was all about um the elton john ship the elton john party with renna sutton harry and sutton's recapping it with crystal i believe and kind of admitting that she was wrong she was saying like you know i didn't realize and like i adore renna and i would want to upset her and yeah i don't really think that what she was saying is wrong at all i feel like she knows that she shouldn't have spoken out against lisa and harry she should have just kept

that behind closed doors there's no reason to bring that up with andy what up she made it up she didn't make it up that she didn't invite them she did invite them she came with receipts that was she didn't she didn't invite them that was not a receipt that was a fucking email yep redacted email that was i could not but it looked like the cia sent her an email are you kidding me it was pretty funny like imagine taking the time to do that i guess do you think that that might have been an editing i had to take a moment to see if it was like a post edit that they didn't want us to see any of the emails no no no that was on the paper but that was on the paper yeah so yeah you're right the editors or the producers could have stepped in it

I would, I like to think that she's got Pentagon level security on her emails and went out of her way to redact it. Yeah. Because, you know what? She would. Or she knew that the producers would want to edit it out. So she took the liberty of doing it first. But it was really just an email chain between herself. She would.

I wouldn't put anything past her. Don't put it past her. But either way, she came with receipts. She did invite. Even Lisa says that she was invited. Her issue was that she says that Sutton last minute canceled the table. Even though Sutton still went and Lisa still went because she had to do an IMDB 30 minute interview. She had to do the interview because Sutton canceled the table.

But if you are claiming to be a longstanding participant in this charity, which Lisa is, For the last 20 years, her and Harry have been going to this charity. Yes, they have. Why would they have to do an interview to get in there for free? Because they canceled their table because they were going to sit at Sutton's table. But you don't think that somebody, an organizer, such as Diana, of the charity, isn't going to step in and be like, oh, Lisa Rina, Harry Hamlin. Come on in. First of all, I can't wait to get to Diana.

But, no, I saw receipts from Rina on Instagram. Well, Rina also had her receipts out on the table. They just didn't show that. The funniest part is because when Diana stepped in and said it was classless, Renna, like, threw them to the side. She was like, oh, when Kyle did that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Yeah.

And I was like, oh, I mean, she nailed it. Kyle, my girl, nailed it. It was perfect. Yeah. But, yeah, Diana stepping in and saying that was classless, Sutton was just going to keep plugging along. She doesn't care what anybody else thinks. Lisa was immediately like, oh, yeah, yeah, this is classless. Let's move on.

Well, Dev, my wife, my wife, made a good point that I didn't think about, that I will give credit to Sutton here where Erica eviscerated her all last year, like in front of people was not pulling any punches, insulting her in front of the whole crew. And so now, you know what, Sutton was kind of holding her own. Like, that I can respect. All right, like that I didn't have a problem with when she, Erica goes, go fuck yourself. And something's like, go fuck yourself. I was like, all right. Like, I didn't see it before that point. I was like, okay, I mean, that I'm cool with.

But the receipt that she pulled out of her purse was an email that does not prove that she was charged. It just is her amex and the guy saying, yeah, we got it. Thanks. Well, the thing that I believe the most out of this is that the, the housewife that read the email out loud was Garcell. And yeah, Garcel maybe has a bit of a soft spot for Sutton at times. I don't care why. But she's still pretty truthful and pretty real, even to the point where she walked to the other side while Sutton and Lisa were hugging it out and saying that they adore each other shit.

She walked over and Garcell, no, Garcel sat on the other side and said, I'd like to punch them both in the mouth. Yeah. Laughing about it. And Kyle agreed. Yes. So I don't think that Garcell would look at that. be like, well, this doesn't prove shit. She came back and she's like, no, this is, this is true.

But so I believe Garcel. But that's not proof either. That's just Garcel reading it. And Garcel being Team Sutton and not going against her. And then the funniest part is when they're hugging, she's like, I adore you. Garcel goes, no, you don't. Yeah. She stops her and goes, you don't adore her?

And Sutton goes, I do. Like, are you? like she's too much like the accent what i think she plays it up when she's in those moments i think she actually plays it up intentional and i think it works for me i can't dude it's just but it does bring us to the next point of erika's interjection there i think that erika jane is back and i fucking love it see i'm on the opposite side on this one and steal and i haven't talked about this. We've been trying to keep this one in the chamber for a little bit. We've been literally holding back text messages about this because we have such different

opinions on it. I, you may know me now deep into episode two as the guy who loves the problematic housewife, the one who's going to stir things up and make it crazy. Erica doesn't fit that bill. I hate Erica. She is so annoying. She's this like acting super tough when she's with like looking right at Sutton saying slander, that's an interesting word. Like, shut the fuck up. No one asked you, you're not involved. You're renting a house somewhere.

You don't even own a house because of all the shit you're going through. You take a step to the side in your latex suit. No one wants to hear from you. Hey, by the way, that was a Norma Kumali dress. And I know that because Dev, my wife, has one and commented on it. So I wrote that down in my notes that Dev has a Norma Kumali dress. And people want to say that we don't know our shit.

Yeah, that is a deep dive. I know designers, dude. I don't know how to spell it. I spelled it how I pronounced it. That's fine. You can keep it to yourself. Yeah, I'm not going to read it out loud. But I did make a note to reference that.

But I thought she looked great. I thought she looked great. And look, I am not a big Erica Jane fan. I thought that she was one of the worst people I've seen on Housewives last year because I didn't believe a word she said. but when she doesn't have drama like real life drama that she's trying to defend herself for the same reason the whole season and she's just like out and about and it's kind of just just the fun stuff she's fucking great yeah she's she's a loose canon she's gonna make for good

TV I just personally don't like her she's turning me I'm turning into an Erica Jane fan and I'm not embarrassed about it I think she's gonna be great this season and I think think I like her too, mainly because she doesn't like Sutton, and I can get on board with that. I think that she owes Sutton an apology for last year, but I'm okay with her not giving it to her. Yeah, and I'm also okay with them never reconciling because neither of them deserves an apology because of how they're acting, so I'm completely fine with just moving on and having them have this hate feud the entire season, because that's going to be great. great you're going to get some some outer housewives maybe popping in maybe crystal gets between

them one time that'll be fun i'm here for that yeah i mean we'll just have to see where this goes but i agree that erika not having to worry about as much personal shit now she still has you know the judge the civil judgments and stuff going on but her kind of actually she's in a better place now like things are starting to to settle which is good for the show because when she's a loose cannon like that she could pop off on anyone yeah and i am excited to see where she sets her sights next i think that we're going to see a big diana erika jane like force i think they're going to come together for some big things this year and i want to get into diana oh we got to reword that i want to talk about diana but before that i i do want to say one more thing about sutton because i think she's

actually a sociopath this year and here's why okay and i just got to this in my notes so i need to bring this up when they're driving to dinner i think it's kyle talking to um to somebody i can't remember but it was Kyle telling p.k what Sutton said that's what her house yeah that's what it was and Kyle is saying something then it cuts to to Sutton and she says i'm such an empath what and it goes back to kyle and kyle says yeah i just thought it was a little weird on that day that we were all at her house and she would i think she's talking to dorit at this point and it's like oh we're not that close but while they were at dorit's house the day after she was robbed at gunpoint sutton posts a picture that says thirsty thursday with margaritas i have no

problem with that because what do you mean look it's not in poor taste because a woman that's If they're not friends, which Doreet said, we're not that close. She said they are friends. They're just not the type of friends that she would come over to the house. I was like, okay, then she gets a pass there. But you are so tone deaf that you post a thirsty Thursday margarita picture after somebody that you work with very intimately was held at gunpoint. Look, if somebody that I work with went through what Doreet went through, this is not the same. I would move on and, yeah, I'd post pictures of me on a golf course.

That's not the same. I don't understand how that's not the same. Because you probably don't even know that person. Like these guys, I work with them every day. I talk to them every day. It's different. But we're not really friends. Have you ever seen them in the office? Are you working from home? I plead the fifth. No, moving on. There's no reason to even get into that. I think that it's crazy that she does that. And then after the fact, Kyle calls her out on this.

and she doubles down on it. She's not even kind of understood. She says, I don't remember. What do you mean? She had a lot going on. Because her French designer, by the way, not Italian, French. That's my bad last time. Her French designer was coming in from France.

She can't remember the conversation that she had with her. Like, she's giving her actual specifics. This is what you said. And she goes, I didn't say, well, then she did try to defend herself, I guess he could say, by saying, you know, I don't do well with guns. Well, the gun wasn't in your face, Sutton. That was the one point where I'm like, all right, this is a little ridiculous. She compares it to when her house was robbed when she was 14. Yeah.

I mean, her father killed herself with a gun. Killed himself. Yeah. I don't know why I had to. I don't know why that, yeah. Whoops. Why that matters. But, yeah, he killed himself with a gun.

And then she was burglarized when she was 14. So those two together are traumatic events. I don't think this has. I think she's just kind of. She's reaching. Yeah, she's pandering a little bit. But at the end of the day, yeah, I don't think it makes any sense. I think that was a good opportunity for her to go, you know, two days in a row with an apology.

I thought her apology to least it was fine. As far as housewives apologizing to each other, I think it was fine. I mean, it was fine. What are you going to do? It's par for the course is what you expect. Like, that's okay. I mean, what you expect is not the words, I'm sorry. You expect the explanation of what was going on, and that's pretty much it.

And then you got a good, I do. And you got a good I do. And that's fine with me. I don't care for it. No, her doubling down with Lisa made absolutely no sense. And I think she missed an opportunity to maybe, you know, get back to level ground. Because Kyle's pretty accepting it. That was her chance.

And she whiffed entirely. Like, that's when I was like, wow, she's actually. actually a sociopath, like she doesn't feel feelings and has the audacity to say that she's an empath. No, she's not, not even a little bit. No. Not at all. And I don't know, I could go on all night about her reaction to that, but now we get to

talk about Diana Jenkins, who is a powerhouse. An absolute baller. I mean, this is going to be a crazy season. When she says you wanted the villain, like, I want to. the villain. I want to know when she says that, how she says that, who she says that to. I want to know it all because I think that she isn't going to back down to anyone and she shouldn't. From what I understand, this intro, this background that we got, who the hell is she going to back down to? I did a deep dive on Instagram. Oh my God. There's so much shit and it's

insane. Yeah. I mean, the first picture, I forget who was explaining who she is. But the first picture they showed was her with, like, Neil Patrick Harris. You know what she sounds like? Who? Anna Delvey. Interesting. She sounds like Anna Delvey. She even, her accent, they keep saying you can't pinpoint it.

Like, you're not really sure. Yeah. Anadelvie. She knows everybody. Anna Delvey. Yeah. Like, well, I mean, her story is pretty crazy. She left, like, a war-torn country and left, like, most of her family behind to go work

in London as, like, a server, like, all these little, like, odd jobs that she could do for 14 years. So she left Bosnia with a Bosnian accent, Bosnian language, of course, get a little London influence, and then she's been all over the world since. Wait, is this an etymology lesson? Is that the right word? I have no idea. No one can pinpoint her accent.

Who knows what's going on. But I did say as soon as she popped up, which was really funny, I may have to turn the subtitles on for her after her first sentence. I don't know if I'm going to understand what she's saying. And before I even had the opportunity, Bravo gave me the first couple. Yep. It's almost like a reading class. Yep.

I was able to read those and I'm like, all right, now I kind of have an idea of what her accent is. I can understand what she's saying. Really well done. You just need a brief intro and then you're like, okay, I get it now. Yeah, I know what she's saying. But she comes in and I love that every other housewife has already enamored with her. Like they know Diana Jenkins and they all respect her instantly. I've never seen that before.

Erica immediately said Erica Jenkins. It doesn't really have the right ring to it, but she doesn't care. No, she doesn't give a thud. After seeing all of the housewives be that into this woman instantly, you know that she's going to bring her out to the table, then they dive into it. Like you said, she's with Neil Patrick Harris. She's with all these celebrities. She knows Elton John personally. There was a video on Instagram of Elton John and his husband sending her like a good luck on, I think it was either for like the Housewives premiere or her intro into Housewives.

but it was Elton John literally on his Instagram addressing her. Yeah, it is really unlike any other introduction to a housewife or any brothel cast member of all time. I mean, everybody else gets, you know, maybe get a little brief backstory that they narrate about themselves. Yeah. This one you got every one of the housewives explaining who she is and what she does. And you got like a little bit from her, a little bit later when she's with her. Then we get to see. Oh, oh.

With her 33-year-ro. Yeah. Asher walked in and I thought it was her son. I thought it was first I thought it was an escort just carrying the bottle of wine Not like a sexual escort Just like a wine escort just a wine escort I thought this was he made this wine and

He did say I carry this baby with me everywhere Yeah That did come out of his mouth Yeah and I honestly thought that Diana brought him to explain What the wine was to Harry And then show him away And then but then he hung around

And he was the fiance She is rich enough that she could have that though Absolutely Like, this is my wine guy. Explain and be gone. Tu-to-to. Yep. See later.

I can see that. But the moment I found out that was her boyfriend. Fiance. Oh, are they engaged? Yeah. Is that their kid? Yes. Do we know that for sure?

Yes. Did they say that? Yes. When? During the house scene where they're walking around with her son, who's 11 years younger than her fiance. I thought that they were friends. Like, that's what I said to Dev when we were watching. I was like, like, they had to be friends, right?

Like, that's how they started. No, that's, that's his child. And that's, he's the son of the Barclays, like, bank manager from London. Like, that's where she, yes, she had. Her son, I think, is N-S, E-N-N-I-S. I-N-N-I-S. And he's 22. I wrote that down.

There you go. Because I was curious, the age difference between him and Asher. Yes. And, of course, his name is Asher. Of course. Why wouldn't it be Asher? By the way, your girl Sutton thinks that he is dashing and should be named Dasher. I thought that was pretty good.

I think that's her best. Good wordplay. I think that's her best pun. Yep. I don't think she could do any better. No. We start to dive into Diana. She starts to divulge some, like, real info about her, or at least what she wants you to know about her.

And I'll get into that because, whoa. But. She talks about beating up a mafioso, and people realized, like, they should be scared of me. And I was like, I'm scared of you. Yeah. I'm terrified. Like, that was crazy. And then she talks about how other people thought that Asher was her son's friend, which is horrifying.

Yeah. Until he, quote, learned to grow the beard. and then he was cool well if you are a bearded gentleman such as ourselves you know that the beard makes a lot of difference i look like i'm 16 without a beard yeah exactly genuinely asher looks like he's 14 asher looks like he's 12 he needs to look like he's in his 30s late 30s early 40s at least he doesn't look he looks like he's in his 20s yeah i thought which is good for him and of course he was on broadway and start saying that he was big with broadway saying he was in broadway i don't think he said he was big on Broadway he said no when he was a kid he's been working on his

music for the last two years how many to which then i believe maricio just or harry or one of the two just kind of like nodded him along how many boyfriends of powerful rich successful women are working on their music all of them all of them right i don't think that we need music or percentage is all of them yeah one of the two i'm working on my podcasting yeah more podcasting yeah we're podcasting oh here we are with diana like there's so much to talk about diana so i went on this like deep dive with her and she has there are crazy crazy allegations against her like Epstein level allegations against her where she's like running some like escort ring that's like international with like Hollywood stars and she's got her hand in like all these

major political people's pockets and she's like the madam of this whole thing it's like it was wild it literally sounds like one Anna Delvey like she's just completely bamboozling everybody and has found her way to the top. Not saying she didn't work, not saying that she's not successful. Like, I don't know that much about her. I do know that she got all of that money. Like, she could divorce the Barclays dude? Yeah, she made $250 million just from the divorce.

$250 million. Yeah. But even in the press in London, which London press is very critical of people, they were like, you could tell they were rooting for her. They were like, she's making... It's just a start for her because they expect her to do better. Which, she had one of the best quotes I think I've heard from my housewife. When I made my first thousand, what, you're one of the best quotes?

When I made my first thousand, I felt rich. I felt rich. When I made my first 10,000, I felt really rich. And they go, what about your first million? He goes, even better than I could have imagined. And that was just scratching the surface. because she's that rich, where a million dollars was just the tip of the iceberg. Which I want to know how she, quote, made her first million.

I do too. Was it the Barclays dude, or does she have? She must have had some sort of side thing going on through maybe funded or whatever through the cap, or through the Barclays dude. But, yeah, I want to know how she made that first million or if it was just kind of given to her on a platter. but given to her on a platter yeah I mean who knows or if she got her from the divorce

perhaps I mean she definitely got some from the divorce but you know just 250 million dollars yeah just scratching the surface yeah just scratching the surface oh which is another great one when they were talking about what was robbed PK and Dorit again

he said oh just some of my watches and like that they weren't even out expensive, like $60,000. Oh, that's nothing, Lisa said. Oh, that's nothing. Oh, just your $60,000 watch. That got a good chuckle out of me. That's so dumb.

And that's also, and did you hear what they got? All they got was the purses. Which doubles down on what I said last week on the podcast was they only got the purses. They didn't go for the necklace. He even said it. PK said they could have grabbed. that Cartier necklace that you had

sitting right over there. And they would have gotten more... Fourth fifth generation, diamond necklace. Who knows? I mean, everybody's got one, and they didn't take that. They only took the purses, which is good for Dorete.

It's good for Piquet. He's not going to miss those watches, but I'm sure they're insured. I just, I think that we're going to hear more about this later. We'll see what happens. It's going to be a good season. Like, Diana's going to be

fucking election. electric. Like, she's about to bring the house down. And I'm excited to see her team up with Erica. I don't think she's going to team up with Erica. I think there could. I think there's going to be a little, a little push and shove there. At least maybe I'm just hoping this and speaking it into existence. But I would like to see the two of them go at it because I feel like everybody else is afraid of her. And I don't think Eric is going to be afraid of someone else. Here's why I think that they have a chance to be a team. Team

Dayerica. Don't try to make this. Team. Erikanah. This is you trying to make the acronym for R.H.O.B.H. I actually had some responses from last week that you just add a Y to all of them. Robey. Yeah, that works.

Right? And then Roe C. Okay. What are you doing with Potomac? Robey Roepie It doesn't work These things You know

Some of them work Some of them don't Rone G Or soft J Rone he Rone he No I'm gonna

We will not stop Until we have a solution to this Because I'm all about acronyms And I need I need something that flows I like the Y From New York Rony

Yeah Yeah, that already has a Y. Well, no, I know, but that's a good basic. That was the basis for the theory, like, just add a Y to all of them. Yeah. And that was Cody. Cody N. I don't know if we're allowed to say last names.

Cody N. Yeah, that's fine. And we'll get into that because there are. Now, that leads us directly into our next section, really. That's, we've got some polls we took. We got some questions. And I just, it was very broad this week. I just asked some of our listeners to give us any questions.

Bravo related, just to get the ball rolling here. So we're going to go to the phones because it's on Instagram on my phone. We're not actually taking calls. But we're starting off with a doozy. And we're going to have to figure out how to do this without being disrespectful. And let it be known. I'm actually hearing these for the first time. Yeah.

This is brand new. You're going to get a full organic reaction for me. Yep. So, first up, we're just going to get right into it. From Lisa Sutte, 17. Fuck, Mary Kill, Kyle Richards, Sutton, Strack, Erica Jane. Ooh. Mary Kyle.

Yep. This is going to go against everything that I want to say. And I almost want to say, like, just because we're bra of bros. it should be like merry kill make love or yeah like yeah we're gentlemen at the end of the day shake love hands with sure yeah that's i just i think that coming from us saying i would fuck her like that's yeah no we're definitely not going to say that boink boink we'll go with boink boink merri kill yeah boink from here and out on brav bros if you do it because we got another one of these later yeah same topic and it comes from Andy Cohen. I don't know. I think we might have to, instead of saying kill, we have to say

on Alive. I see that on TikTok instead of saying kill. I think kill's okay. All right. Boink, Mary, BMK. So from here on out, if you do ask us this question about people on Bravo, it's boink, merry kill, just to make us feel better so we don't have to say, you know, I would say it again. Yeah. And this is completely aside, obviously, if you're a brav-brose listener you know that i like sutton because she gives great content but if she's like in my personal life kill her they're killing sutton killing sutton marrying kyle boink erika wow we actually agree there we go we fully agree i don't even have to like get into it yeah that that that was mine uh point erika marry kyle nice and easy this is starting off really well that was i'm

surprised that we actually agreed that i don't think i think you thought that i was going to go deeper on my love for Sutton. I did. And say that I'm going to marry her, but... I did. I'm actually still let it be known in my right mind. And that just does not work. Let's see.

What's next? What's next? Were you guys moved by Dorete's Bumblebee story on how her father taught her to be tough from Teague McEv. I don't know if I'm saying that right. That's Teigen. Not in the slightest. Was I moved by it?

Were you moved by it? Not in the slightest. You weren't? It was made up. You agree. You were giving me a look when I was saying this story earlier. I wanted to look, and it's funny because I said something to my girlfriend, and she told me not to do it. But I wanted to look up if there were bumblebees in Israel.

Like, was she in Israel or was she in America at that point? I would imagine there's bees in Israel. I don't fucking know. If any of you guys know, if there's bees in Israel, please let us know immediately. Also, save the bees, please. Yeah. But. Don't grab them by their wings to prove the boy.

God. But, no, to be short, I was not in the slightest bit moved. What about you? No. No, I mean, I've already talked about it. I think it was made up. It was a nice story, I guess. But to use that as your reason for not being scared, I thought that was crazy.

Yeah. Like, because your dad taught you, like, there's so many ways she could have went with that. Like, her dad was an Israeli paratrooper. Like, that's a badass intro. I was like, okay, let me hear it. Like, I'm here for this. I've been around guns before.

Like, I've been told from my military dad how to handle these types of situations and not to get too crazy or too emotional about it. Right. That's so much easier to do. Totally. Was it, was it that hard to do that you had to make up a B story? Make up a story about a B. I mean, I want to go out. It's starting to get nice.

out, I want to go out back of Steele's house and try to catch a couple of bees with their wings in my fingers. Next time my daughter gets here, I'm going to do that and be like, look, we're not scared of them anymore just in case she gets robbed when she's older. I don't think you're going to catch the bee. I don't think so either.

And by the way, she's not scared of bees anyway, so that's a moot point, but. Decompartmentalizing. Decompartmentalizing. P.K. I'm going to get a shirt that says, I'm decompartmentalized. Yep.

that might be our first shirt if we do make merch it's going to be I'm decompartmentalized or decompartmentalizing I am decompartmentalizing and then PKK underneath yep I got that's that's going to happen

let's see what else we got thoughts on Diana Jenkins we already covered that we don't have to hit that one again all right we got one more one more and this is another boink merry kill although this was MFK is what they wrote

so it's Mary Boink Kill. Oh. MBK. Here's your options. This is a summer house one. All right. So we got Boink, Mary, Kill, Amanda, Page, Lindsay, and Carl, Kyle, Andrea. We got to do both.

Oh, all right. So we got to start with Amanda, Paige, Lindsay, boink, Mary, kill. All right. Probably boink, Amanda. Oh, no, no, no, hold on. Boink, Paige, marry Amanda, kill Lindsay. Now you've got to tell me why. I feel like, and this will kind of lead into something else, but quick hot take,

I don't think that Kyle and Amanda are going to last five years in a marriage. Not even five? Not even five, no. How long do you give them? Four. Oh, well, that's not drastically different. Three? I don't know.

What's going to get on a lot of? I don't. I think. realistically two years okay yeah i think that's fair like two years that's mean to say because i actually root for kyle i'm actually a kyle supporter i think that he got dragged through it this year but i think he's fine i don't think that he wants to get married so i don't think that he does i think that she is very commanding she is like always on his case and like is he allowed to deal with sure yeah but you're marrying the guy you're marrying the guy trying to change a guy that you're marrying

It's not going to work. And I feel like he does make an effort and like he gets gaslit constantly. Yeah. As soon as he is emphatic about anything, even if he's correct, like, oh, Kyle's being Kyle again. Like he never has a chance to speak. Everyone always cuts him off. Everyone always says that he's being ridiculous and like even when he's correct. Yeah.

I mean, he's what, $4 million in debt freaking out about a wedding that's coming up because things are falling through. Yeah. And somebody from the other side of the table who is probably worried about their designer coming in from France or Italy or Italy depending is saying we all have problems Kyle yeah not the same no there's levels no no he is in crippling debt if his company doesn't pan out yeah but anyway you're you're actually having a lover boy right now it's a way to support sure I am way to support Kyle yep and back to the the initial question yeah I I I think page is attractive but I think I think there's a little too much

there that I wouldn't be able to handle in a marriage. I think Amanda is, you kind of see what she is. Yeah, she's, she's shown her colors this past season. Yeah, and I think you kind of know what you're getting when you are going to marry Amanda. I don't think that there's anything appealing about Lindsay for me. That's fair. Is it because of her behavior? Yeah, definitely.

I mean, her behavior and, yeah, her behavior. Yeah, I mean, that's, that's fair. all right now should i do that one first or should we should you do an answer no i want you to do you do the same question that i just took and then we'll transition to the guys if you want to do a little snake draft here you go into the guys after you do the girls okay all right all right we'll do a snake draft all right we brought bros right snake draft nice yeah brock merry kill amanda page lindsay let's see i would point lindsay only because i'm I think that would be a hell of a story.

Like, let's be real. All right. I would kill Paige because she has gone way off her rails. Like, I don't like her anymore. I used to be a fan of her. After all that shit this season, I'm done with her. And I would marry Amanda. Because, again, you kind of, I feel like if you're not a drunken mess,

like you'll probably get along with her a little bit better. Yeah. And she seems up until this year, and that my thoughts and stances on her have changed this year she seemed relatively normal. Yeah. So out of the three, yeah.

Now for the big question, boink, merry kill, Carl, Kyle, Andrea. You're clearly boinking Andrea. That's a no-brainer. I don't know if it's no-brainer. Oh, interesting. I'm going to marry Kyle

because I think that we would get along and I think that I could, you know, one, help him with his drinking. and two, I think he's just misunderstood. That's fair. And then I'm killing Carl. Oh, no. Yeah, so you got to kill Carl.

Nobody wants to kill Carl. Man, that's true. I'm going to marry Carl. Yeah. Because we're both sober. We got that in common. You know, stunning guy. Great looking fella.

I'm still boinking on Dre. And now I've got to kill Kyle. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. I stand by it. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm Kyle's dead. That's a bummer. Yeah, I'm going to change it up a little bit there and go. I'm going to boink Carl. Because I don't know what, you know, what's going to, what the future holds for Carl. I love Carl. I think he's great. But you can boink him and still be friends of them, still be boys of them.

So that's what I'm going to do. That's a good point. I mean, he got a very pragmatic response. Yeah, he got a light hand job from Danielle, still great friends. that's a good point you know so let's let's move forward with the friendship after a quick point get it all the way friends okay so marry Andrea is telling he's gonna cook all that pasta all the time he did put together that dinner it looked pretty good looks great he's definitely got a good workout regimen he's gonna keep you

on your toes the whole time you're gonna stay in shape yeah that's a that's a good life ahead of you no man you kill Kyle too then got to kill Kyle Kyle but I don't I'm not as sympathetic towards Kyle as you are I think that that kind of runs off the rails and, you know, kind of does his own thing. I don't think there's a lot going on. I think he's escaping. I think he's trying to escape because Amanda is overbearing. Yeah.

That's why we give the marriage less than five years. I'm going max 2.7. Okay. That's my, my theory. What is 0.7? Seven months. Oh. So it's not 70% of the year.

No. So it goes up to 2.12 and then it goes to 3. All right. That works for me. Good math here. I have my associate's degree from a community college in Texas. So that's what you get. That's the best I can do.

As long as we can read what's going on and we know what you're saying, that's all that matters. Yeah. You can make up that. You can make up math. Oh, you don't even know if that's... That's not 70% of the year. It's not, no. What's seven...

No, we don't need to do this. It's around like September. No, that's the... That's nine. That's the ninth month, but it's nine out of 12. that would be 75% Yeah So it's like the beginning of September

I'm gonna make myself sound stupid I'm not dumb This was a bad I shouldn't I shouldn't have bit this one off Damn it Well Here we are I think I think that about does it I think that wraps that

Oh the point Mary kill Andrea was like Kate Q Okay I think that was it But thank you Kate Thank you Kate That was solid That was solid

I'm glad we have different vernacular for fuck merry kill because that would sound a little too strong coming from us point mary kill moving forward please please when these questions are coming in point mary kill yeah respect it respect it we see a fuck we're probably not going to air it nah we'll buy stuff yeah keep them coming yeah yeah whatever well we will edit it out much like the bravo editors and producers do we will edit your questions going on behind the scenes too. You don't even know.

We might have edited this whole thing. But that does it for us. That was the Brab Bros. Episode 2. Thanks for coming out. Thanks for listening, all 93. Hopefully it's more at this point. We'll see. We'll be back next week with our third episode.

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