Bros & Shows - Bermuda, Bahama, Angie's in the Mafia (RHOSLC Full Recap)
Episode Date: December 18, 2023What's up Bro's? We are back in Bermuda with the RHOSLC crew. Monica is planning on taking the group to see her family in Bermuda. It's been 30 years since her last reunion. Monica let's Whitney and L...isa know about the rumors from her DM's claiming that Angie is in the Greek Mafia... Things escalate at the dinner table and we finally see the entire crew calling out Meredith for her same routine. Plant a rumor and walk away... Tempers flair at the dinner table when everyone starts in on Mer... Will we finally see her get checked? all that and more on todays episode! This episode is brought to you by Bubly Sparkling water. Go to bubly.com to purchase or to find a store near you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Well, we're going to be covering Salt Lake on this episode.
episode.
Yeah, baby.
And we're really going to get into it because we've got a lot to talk about here.
Before we get into it, because I feel like Salt Lake every time I watch, it gives me like
Christmasy vibes.
I don't know why it's the snow or just the theme.
I know they're in Bermuda right now, but just the theme overall.
You know, it's like gospely.
No.
Oh.
The snow and then like the cut scenes, the music's very churchy.
It is, yeah.
Oh, that was pretty good.
It wasn't bad.
Oh.
I wouldn't expect that.
So back to what I was saying.
Are you excited for Christmas?
Where are we going for Christmas?
You're taking a trip?
We're staying home.
Technically, so I'm going to the shore.
You're going down to shore?
Parents live down the shore now, so got to go down there.
But excited because a bunch of my cousins are going down there, so we'll be able to go out.
I think Saturday night, maybe what's Sunday night's Christmas Eve?
I always hate when Christmas is on Monday.
Oh, yeah.
It throws everything off.
Then I have to go back to work on Tuesday.
It just doesn't make any sense.
What's the vibe now?
Do you have to go back on Monday?
No.
What?
Well, if you, what do you mean?
Christmas is Sunday, do you have to work the 26?
No, if Christmas is Sunday, you're off on the 26.
Oh, that's nice.
Christmas is Monday, so we're off Friday.
It makes it.
The whole thing is just a nightmare.
That doesn't sound as cool.
No, four-day weekend, so I'll get into it.
But apparently all the Wildwood bars are all dressed up in their Christmas gear.
You're going to get a tully nut?
No, I don't know if that one's, that's probably open.
It's a dive bar.
Maybe I could get a little tully nut.
I'd never had one, obviously.
It would be like a Christmas tully nut.
Just add, like, some.
fireball in there, probably.
Yeah, or like a cinnamon stick and fireball.
Yeah, my favorite Christmas, have you ever had, what is it, Coquito?
There's no way that's the correct.
Maybe it is.
I think I know what you're saying.
Hey, Dev.
Oh, yeah, Dev's close.
Do you know what Coquito is?
Or is it cone quito?
That rum, like, Christmas drink?
Oh, I was just going to get into that.
I hope this is all on here.
This is all on here.
Okay, anyway, well, the one that I was thinking of is like a rum-based drink.
I'm probably wrong about that.
Steels probably right.
But, yeah, no, the next best one is San Diego.
Is that about Shambord?
No.
Okay.
But, yeah, Santa's Come.
Dev just reminded us about Santa's cum.
Fireball and...
Uh, Bailies?
No.
What was that white shit?
Rum Chata, Dev from the top rope.
Thanks, dude.
That's basically what the drink is that I'm thinking of anyway, but that's a really good one.
Or you can call it a cinnamon toast crunch.
That's no, it's nicer than Santa's come.
Yeah, but like when you want to get festive, it's Santa's Come.
Yeah.
Sanchez.
Happy holidays.
What are you getting out of Santa's sack this time?
No.
I just found out that my youngest sister listens to the podcast sometimes.
Oh, no.
He's like 16, so that, I know that now.
So then when you say things like that, it makes me sad.
We are rated.
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TVMA.
Yeah.
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And if you're listening to.
this you're you're not following the rules you're supposed to it says tv m a get out of here
don't out you're good but uh anyway let's get back to what we were uh what we're supposed to talk
about and that's a little uh ross slick ross lick ross lick in the islands i was trying
to think of something clever and i couldn't yeah nope i can't do it uh but we're in bermuda
yay and i got to ask you a question because you strike me as somebody i think i know the answer
to this because i think you are but enlighten me and i
our audience. Are you a jammies guy?
Yeah.
Matching jammies.
Yeah, you do.
I fucking knew it.
Big time matching jammies guy.
Huge, which is actually shout out to last year.
Today, last year, was our Christmas show.
Was it really?
Yeah.
Yeah, I just got the notification on my phone earlier.
So that day, I wore matching jammies.
I thought that was a bit for the...
Yeah, a bit.
Spent $100 on matching jammies for a bit?
I would.
You spent $100 on matching jammies?
Dude.
Yeah.
I've got fair.
Do you have house slippers?
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
Absolutely.
None of this surprises.
There is nothing better than do it, like take a late night shower, getting to some jammies.
The thing is, I can't sleep in them, though, because they get too hot.
Wait.
So I wear them around the house.
That's weird.
Fucking, you're weird.
Where sweatpants?
I wear sweatpants all the time.
Joggers mostly.
Yeah.
That's the problem is I've got joggers all over and, like, joggers are comfortable.
But if I'm lounging around, jammies, especially in the winter.
That doesn't, this is not surprising.
Yeah, okay, whatever.
I want to get like a little nightcap
You would with a little
Walk around with a little candle in my hand
Like picturing
Nobody sleeps better than that motherfucker
That walks around with matching jammies
A little nightcap and that candle in his hand
That just reminds me of what's the
Night before Christmas
No no
Fuck what's the movie
And the book Scrooge
A Christmas tale
Yeah
Yeah it's Christmas tale
Is it Christmas tale?
Yeah that reminds me like Ebony's or Scrooge
Like before that goes to Christmas past
It shows up.
Yeah, like, nobody's sleep.
And you know that.
You already know the snore that they do.
Oh, yeah.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
You can't do that.
I can't hit that octave.
Me, me, me.
I'm going to make you do that more often.
Me.
What are we talking about?
Roslick, Bermuda, let's go.
Jammies.
But they're setting up for the birthday, and it's Monica's B-Day bash.
And everyone seems like they're on the same page to start the morning out.
Like, tensions aren't very high, even though there was a little blow up the night
before. They seem to all be focused on what the goal is. That's Monica. We even get Heather and
Whitney, I guess, making up. I don't know if that's what that was. I think it was. It seemed like
a sibling makeup. You know, that like bullshit, like older sister, giving a fake hug. Then you make
them give you a big hug. And yeah, it seemed like that. But I feel like we've seen that so many
times with them before. And then we get married to saying, like, I don't think it's ever right to
speak that way. You don't talk to anybody that way. Can we just get this on record? If somebody
tells you to shut the fuck up, it's not that big of a deal. It's not.
I tell you to shut the fuck up all the time.
All the time. On this podcast.
On, like, in public.
Shooter and I tell each other to shut the fuck up frequently.
Yeah, usually during birds games.
Yeah, that's true.
Actually, no, we don't do it to each other.
We do it to other people.
No, we're good watchers.
We watch the same way.
We're silent.
I'll stand up.
Just fucking quiet as hell.
Yeah, I'll stand up and walk around and I'll say things to myself.
I don't talk to people.
I'll tell myself to shut the fuck up.
Shooter will excuse himself for an extended period of time to avoid talking to people
and something bad happens.
Yeah.
I'll pull it up on my phone and go watch it after.
It cracks me up because he'll disappear.
People are like, where he is.
He'll be back.
He doesn't, he doesn't like you.
He doesn't want to talk to any of you, so he's gone.
But I thought it was funny when Lisa walks out just because I was like, oh, we wasted a good surprise on you.
That is like, daytime, yeah.
But I was optimistic about this group because of this joke where they're pumping up the balloons and it's a very suggestive.
It almost looks like a shake weight, which, you know, those commercials to this day are fucking insane.
Like just people, if you're not on YouTube, you're missing.
now I know but this is ridiculous
that this was like for years
remember this? You're your bracelet? I know that I'm
actually trying to do that for the microphone
that's the shake weight. I'm shakering from telling a story
because now I know that Finley listens
to the show so I see what I mean it changes
everything I know but uh
I should tell that story anyway but uh
regardless
it was a great joke because she's doing that and
Heather's like you should have no problem with it she's like yeah
this how I get my jazz tickets I was like that's fucking funny
great callback and everybody
laughs.
Lisa finally understands humor.
But that's what I think
that moment for me
unlocked this whole show,
like the biggest issue
is everyone takes everything
so goddamn seriously.
It's not that deep.
Shut the fuck up.
It's not that deep.
Jazz ticket joke.
It's funny, man.
Sometimes it can be funny
and you can move on.
You don't have to make everything
into like a knock-down,
drag-out fight.
So that was encouraging.
But it doesn't stay that way.
We'll get to that later.
But Monica is elated.
She claims to have never had a birthday like this.
And I'm going to again approach this episode without outside noise coming in here because we're getting a lot of he said, she said currently where, you know, when we get to it, they're going to say that, you know, Monica's family said she couldn't, they couldn't come over and film.
And then a lot of people are saying like, oh, did the family ever even invite her?
And now we got receipts from Monica, it's text messages with like production and all this other stuff.
So it all seems to be real.
And because there's like just, we don't know what the underlying issue is.
They're saving that for the end of the season.
It looks like, I can't speculate.
any other way other than
take it at face value. So that's what I'm going to do.
That's fine. You speculate. I'll face value. We'll meet in the middle.
But she's recapping about L.D.
and Linda didn't show up the couple's therapy after she was the one that suggested
it to her. She wanted to go to Bermuda, but Monica didn't want her there.
And because she didn't want her to come, I guess she sabotaged the trip,
which again, we'll get to. But that was the whole issue in the beginning of the episode
was, my mom wanted to come. I didn't want her down here.
And now she's feeling some type of way about it.
She refused to go to couples therapy.
She's not showing up on that end.
Why would I invite her to this?
Which makes total sense.
Makes total sense.
That resonates.
I'm like, all, fine.
I get that.
But we get Lisa and Monica.
And this is when we finally get to start talking about my favorite rumor we've ever had.
And that's Angie being part of the Greek mafia.
We can really start diving into this because we've been teasing it and we haven't
been able to bite off a piece yet.
And this is exactly what I want to discuss because we get the rumors come out.
And that Meredith sent the whole story now, this is definitely Meredith.
Meredith called Monica and said, did you get a DM?
Check your DMs.
She checks her DMs.
And now, oh, there's a DM in there from somebody with 16 followers that has all these records,
actual pictures of legal documents, all this other crazy shit.
So now I do believe Meredith's behind it.
Where do you stand?
That's exactly where I stand.
I said this last week, and Matt Rogers said that I was crazy for saying it.
Yeah, he did.
And that's exactly what I thought.
Everybody thinks, and this is Meredith's MO, that Meredith isn't tech savvy enough to
be able to do something like this.
You don't have to be text-avvy to set up a fake Instagram.
People do it all the time.
It's easy.
You can do it as much as you want.
You can have 15 different accounts out there.
I mean, that's how we started our Broad Bros account.
We just threw one out there.
Why not?
But she absolutely did this.
This is just the nail in the coffin.
This is Monica recounting exactly how all of this went down.
I like that she brought Lisa in to talk about it first.
She did this before, but this seemed different.
When she was talking about the Angie and Sean rumors and she brought in Whitney first,
it seemed like she was talking shit yeah she wanted to just like give a little rumor out there maybe make friends with whitney that way which is always kind of dirty and sleazy this seemed like i don't know how to approach us this is weird as hell and the way i think that what pushed this for because it seems like this happened weeks ago like this isn't a new news this is something that just popped off i think the way that meredith was acting the night before when it was just monica and meredith sitting in the kitchen at the end of the night where meredith's like i don't know i have to catch up on
on my dms i don't know what's going on maybe that's true but i didn't read that one it's like now
you're now you're being weird yeah something's really weird you called me and told me to go check
my dms i found it and said what the fuck is this this is crazy you had a full discussion with me
and now you're sitting back saying you don't know on camera weird yeah that's very weird behavior
i like the monica i i'm assuming this is what she did realize that that's very weird behavior
brought lisa in because she doesn't know how to handle it i'm not going to go straight to
Angie and just start a bunch of shit because Monica and Angie I guess they were friends through
Jen Shaw but no they were friends then they had that weird falling out because of the party and now
they're back to being friends it's like 50 50 where Monica doesn't know how to approach it and she's also
in a good place with Lisa now and she wants to keep that going yeah I thought that part definitely
where she's like this is an easy in with her where we can like bond over a third party and Lisa's
is going to latch on to it because it's Meredith so I think it's both I want to get my
myself ahead of this where I don't want to, like, get blindsided by someone.
So, well, Monica said. And also it puts her in good standing with Lisa, which I think is important for a lot of people in this group.
But I love that Lisa clocks Meredith immediately and, like, calls out exactly what we say all the time, which is this is how she does things.
And this is her using you to do her dirty work. And I love that this group is aware that Monica, sorry, that Meredith tries to put people into play.
Not so much that this is Meredith behind the scenes, but yeah, Meredith's actively.
using you to try to stir some shit up so they know what she does and later the whole table calls
out like this is you Meredith we all know it finally yeah which is so nice to see but while they're in
the uh the sprinter van headed to um jet ski angie says they should all rap and i know how much
you like freestyle rapping and people doing it spontaneously so i didn't know if you wanted to take
this opportunity to do an angie k rap no no no
like I met Angie the Don
I got it going on
I don't want to do that I can't see that's the thing
I don't want business is plural
I'm a Greek phenomenon and I hate when other people do it
so I can't be hypocritical and be like yeah I'm going to sit here
and do a rat only I can do it
they call me Angie I'm a hero
but I spell a G Y R O
that's pretty good it's not bad
you know what you're doing yeah I can spit
mad rhymes I can keep going
don't don't don't don't just don't do this to me
You just do an easy one
My name is Angie and I'm here to say
No
God, you're no fun at all
I want to keep going
I know you want to keep going. I'm not getting
bogged down by some Angie K rap
I wish we could have heard the rap
She listens to the Humpty song on repeat
So I can't imagine what her rap style is
Yo, my name's Angie
A to the NG
I'm Greek so you know me
what you want for lunch span of Cobra to please
All right I'm done
I'm done
I think it's something that rhymes with
Sasaki but
You should say it right
And then you can probably do it
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Hey, Tom.
Big news to share it, right?
Yes, huge, monumental, earth shaking.
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After a brief snack nap.
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Ben and Monica brings up Heather's daughter's sex life and this is the caveat for what happens later and I see both sides here because the one side and it's I very much see Heather's side where it's like I don't want to talk about my daughter sex life yes totally fair I also because it comes out later that it's more than that it's not just about the daughter sex life Heather's just very uncomfortable talking about sex it seems like I would say that's very true however
the daughter thing definitely
The daughter thing doesn't
Yeah just don't bring that
No that's weird weird
Yeah and that's you to react
The way that you did
Where it's like
And that's and that you can chalk it up
Is like a difference in parenting
Which is fine
Don't want to raise people differently
It seems like
The way that Monica raises her daughters
She's a very close bond
She looks at her oldest daughter
Pretty much like a younger sister
Yeah
She asks for advice
Which I don't actually agree with
I don't like that at all really
But again out of your mom's shit
Yeah
Yeah yeah
But you know what
Maybe Monica doesn't really
have anybody else to talk to about that. She doesn't, but that's still like, and I don't
want to drag her parenting by any means. I'm just saying you're asking a lot of a 15-year-old
or 16-year-old. Her 15-year-old daughter is more mature than Monica is. That's a problem.
That is a big problem. That's what I'm saying. You're putting a lot on this child. Monica is
now pushing her values, her like, a parenthood on somebody else. You just don't do something
like that. It's an uncomfortable topic. Nobody wants to talk about that. It's weird. You can't
get mad about it that Heather doesn't want to talk about sex. And,
and chalk it up as like a Mormon thing or is this
there's just like a community
thing with Utah. It doesn't really make any sense
to me. It's like, well, you're actually the odd one out
and a lot of people that are watching right now
are very uncomfortable right now. You can't
then compare that to Heather
not wanting to talk about sex later. I think
it's two different things. I, no,
I do in the fact that I agree
her to get defensive about the sex
thing, like yeah, that's weird. Don't talk about that.
Yes. But she's clearly, I don't think she's
comfortable talking about sex in general. I think that's
true too. That's my point. I guess both
things can be true. But Linda strikes again, and I guess she took it upon herself to text or call
the family in Bermuda and throw a wrench into their plans. So now they are no longer going over to
her family's house. She's been talking about this nonstop. Like all she wants to do is reconnect with
her long lost relatives in Bermuda, learn about her grandmother, X, Y, Z, all that stuff.
Like I said, we have gotten texts and receipts out in public about her talking with production
and saying that we can go to this person's house. Wait, now.
can't go to this person's house.
I'm not saying that's damning evidence that could be fabricated.
But given Linda's behavior that we've seen on TV, this is all very plausible.
It is very plausible.
And I know you said that you're not going to speculate.
I'm going to speculate.
Yeah, we need both.
I don't think the family was ever on board.
You don't?
I think maybe when Monica reached out to them, she said, hey, I'm coming to Bermuda.
Would be really nice to stop in and chat and, you know, get to know you guys and maybe look through some old picture albums.
that's something that she was really excited about.
She probably neglected to mention that there were going to be cameras.
They said something about they didn't want to be filmed.
Yes, which is way more plausible.
Look, Linda is a villain.
That is completely separate.
We know that she is more than capable of doing something like this.
However, Monica's no slouch herself.
She could have already known that she wasn't going to be able to go to that house,
painted her mom as an even bigger villain, and then acted like all of a sudden they just canceled it.
potentially that is a possibility
I look I don't know
plausible I think
I'm like 80 20 right now
that the family just didn't want to get filmed
they don't want to be on TV they haven't seen monica in 30 years
now you're going to come in there with a camera crew
and do all this respect privacy
yeah maybe go just do that on your own
don't make your family
a fucking plot point your first season
of your housewife career
when you haven't seen them in 30 years that's super
uncomfortable I just don't agree with any of that
but look if they were on board from jump
and they really wanted to do it
then sure go for it but i don't think that they were ever that comfortable with it i can see that
being a thing too i don't know i don't know if we'll even ever get the answer unless like her relatives
speak out but no and linda'll say something on twitter and she should get her twitter blocked
yeah i agree but we get to the beach and uh we play a little beach game and it went surprisingly
well very surprisingly well they play boink merry kill with uh just the husbands in the group and
they even have an out with exes and they didn't use it which i thought was really funny except one person
but the fact that Lisa who brought this game up
can't say that she'd fuck somebody else is stupid
the fact that Meredith's Elba
that was funny that was a really funny bit
who wouldn't fuck Ederselba let's be real here
I don't care where you stand
you can't look at Yerselba and say
or sit you can't look at that man and say
I wouldn't fuck him what
what
no I stand by it
who wouldn't fuck Yer Zelba
I'll buy it too
Hey hey
But anyway, it's funny that nobody, the best answer possible could have been Monica's ex's brother-in-law, or Monica's brother-in-law.
Done.
Would have been the best answer ever.
So easy.
But instead, nobody's funny.
Only one person says that.
Who was it?
Angie, I think, says that.
But the rest of the group, I thought it was funny.
I was waiting to see who took offense to them killing their husband.
I was waiting for it.
Nobody did.
Thank God.
Good job.
Now you go.
for the husbands yeah all right uh boink merrick hill salt lake husbands uh let's go with
i it's every everybody everybody's gonna say boink cess yeah i i don't really get it i'm gonna boink set
because i know i got to know why i need to understand you're gonna boy come in the bathtub
yeah just to stay you know consistent bang clue we're gonna play in the bathtub we're gonna play
in the bathtub with a toe in my ass i'm gonna play to taint with seth
No, yeah, I'm going to, it's kind of tough, honestly.
Probably boink J.B. husband boss.
Oh, interesting.
Okay.
Mary Seth, at least seems kind of fun, maybe, ish, compared to the rest of them.
Okay.
Yeah, I know.
It's not really that glamorous.
It's not that clamorous.
No, it's just not.
And then kill Mary Cosby's grandfather.
Oh, okay.
Wow, wild card.
Didn't see that kind of.
All right, I'm going to marry J.B. Husband, boss.
He seems very supportive, even when he's not being talked to.
I'm going to point, Seth, because I got to know what's going on.
I've got to get to the bottom of that.
And I'm going to kill Justin because I think he's sneaky, the worst husband out of all of them.
I think he gets away with it because he seems nice.
But anyway, the game goes fine.
Everyone gets through without fighting, which is really nice.
But then Lisa and Angie take a little stroll down the beach.
and Lisa informs Angie about the Greek mafia rumors.
And Lisa is 100% anti-rumor.
She doesn't think any of it's true.
And she leans in on Meredith to Angie.
She's like, I know it's her.
She's the same thing with me and those SEC filings last year.
She does this shit all the time.
She did to Jen Shaw.
She had all this secret information.
And it comes up out of nowhere.
And this is what she does.
She sends somebody off to do her dirty work while she stays on the side clean.
And I'm glad that Lisa is calling her out because I really truly believe that
If Meredith is going to have any kind of reckoning or come to who's this moment, she needs Lisa at the forefront because she's the only one that can drive it far enough.
I think that Meredith can deflect all the other women.
I think she can put them to the side and like, yeah, whatever, I'm not listening.
But I think Lisa is so relentless and loud that she's going to keep hammering it down until Meredith finally budges.
Yeah, I think that's pretty true.
Do you think that ultimately Meredith was a witness for Jen Chaw or against Jen Chaw?
or against Shenchow rather
she dug up enough dirt
and like that was the reason why
she ended up going to jail
I don't that'd be fun
I think so only because I
And Angie, what if Angie goes to you?
What if Meredith's right?
What if Meredith is correct
And Angie goes to jail too?
Then Meredith's just like
she better go high
She better go high
She takes down the Greek mafia Don
Just keep on going
Angie the Don
Who's next?
Ang the Donge the Don
We're gonna have to get a good nickname
for Meredith
If she ends up being right though
She's a fucking assassin
She's the silent assassin.
Yep.
Moving on from there, Monica at least goes up to Angie, and moving on from there, we get a
scene with Angie and Monica, and Angie lets Monica know, I know about everything.
And Monica seems a little nervous because she's afraid that this is going to turn into a
situation where she's talking shit again.
Angie takes it the right way, and they have a discussion about it.
Pretty much everything that we already know, but this at least shows you that they're in good
standing together, which is good to see.
It's good to see.
Yeah, I was surprised that Angie had that stance, though, because we did see how she reacted after the Sean rumors came through.
She told Monica basically to not do that ever again.
Don't go to somebody else before you come to me.
If you have a rumor about me, come to me directly.
Monica did not.
She went to Lisa first.
Now all of a sudden it's, oh, no, definitely not mad at you at all.
Just tell me everything.
I think it's the context of the rumor.
Yeah, I guess.
That's what dictates whether or not it's cool.
I don't know which one's better or worse.
The mafia one's cool.
Mafia one's sick.
Yeah, that's like a cool rumor because now...
I would lean into it.
Well, even if you...
I would just be ambiguous about it.
I would just be like...
Yeah, don't give anybody answers.
Exactly.
So then people don't...
Maybe start a fake Instagram and start setting Meredith stuff.
Do that or just if you don't address it and then people think you might be, they're
going to be scared to death of you.
No one's going to fuck with you then.
I would start a fake Instagram and I would take, like, go back into old pictures of myself
with like old relatives back in Greece and just both...
And then circle somebody and then send it to Meredith and say,
who's this guy.
I think that this is one of the dons
over back in Greece.
And then Meredith would just like get going.
Back in Mekinos.
When she eventually gets caught up on her DMs.
That's so,
I like that, actually.
That's a better play.
Then we get to the party
and they're at the Grotto Bay Cave
and everyone's dressed like a pirate
or they're supposed to be.
I know, dude, I would eat there.
But they are supposed to be dressed like pirates.
They're not all dressed like pirates.
Lease is definitely not a pirate.
Everyone else close.
Yeah, Lisa's a buzzkill.
I know.
Just do the fucking do something.
Do it.
It's fun.
Like a, it's okay.
Wear a bandana on your head.
It'd be funny.
It's not the end of the world.
No, not at all.
That's all you would have to do.
You have the gold.
You have big hoop earrings.
You've got gold on your belt.
Put on a bandana and you're good.
That's it.
That's all you have to do and you're going to be fine with me.
You were so close and you missed.
But again, I say it all the time when we see these situations.
Don't be the person at the Halloween party that's too cool to dress up.
Yeah.
Because then you stand out.
You don't look cool.
You look like a dork because you think you're cool.
That drives me crazy.
But while they're there, everything, this is where the,
the sex talk kind of explodes, no pun intended.
Explodes?
Yep.
And the whole sex shamed thing and all that, like people take subtle digs,
but then they decide to play a game.
And I knew that the games could not continue to be good.
They had to...
You had one good game.
Don't push it.
Yeah, exactly.
But they start playing a game when the last time you had sex was.
And that's not that damning.
I didn't think this was going to be a crazy scene.
But this does highlight the fact that this group does seem somewhat uncomfortable with the topic.
They're a little sheltered about it.
And I think that because we're so used to these groups of housewives being so open about it,
that this was more of a surprise to hear that everyone's like, ooh, like, I don't really,
ooh, I don't know yesterday.
Like this juxtaposed?
Juxtaposed, if you will.
To Miami where they find a dildo in Kiki's room and they start playing with it.
A dildo, that's super funny.
Like, this group will not talk about sex at all.
The other group, hey, we found somebody's dildo.
Let's go play with it.
Like, it's just complete polar opposites.
It's super funny.
Could you imagine if this group had a similar scene where, like, somebody gifts them all a vibrator or something like that?
Oh, God.
I don't think they'd be able to handle that.
It would be a heart attack.
We need to see one or two of these people go on a trip with, I guess, candy from Atlanta would be great.
That would be perfect.
And then she gifts everybody a dildo from her store.
The peach fuzz.
What was that vibrator?
Oh, yeah.
That thing was crazy.
You should give them all that.
And then don't tell them what it is, though.
They don't figure out.
Yeah.
You got to figure out how to use this thing.
You gave me a vibrating.
I just want to see Meredith's face.
when it like when she opens the box what's this what's in the box but heather goes off and
she's furious because she's the only quote unquote single one in the group and why would you
ask this question they're all married it's not the same thing to me that just makes it seem like
you haven't had sex in a long time which is fine and if you're not comfortable answering just think
oh you know i'm not comfortable and like i guess it's a rock and a hard place because she doesn't want
to be embarrassed but the way that she goes about it is then acting like she's
insulted by even bringing it up and because she's the only single one there it's fucked up but
meanwhile monica is definitely single just because she hasn't signed the papers yet like they're not
still in a relationship yeah i that was just heather deflecting even more and it didn't make any
sense to me like that's a very obvious thing yeah and then she don't don't say she's in
i this is where i do agree with monica you can't call yourself a bad Mormon and now not talk
about sex that makes absolutely no sense you can't call yourself a bad Mormon and then question
and whether or not, like, she's going through a divorce.
She's single.
Like, it's very easy.
It's very plain.
It's very black and white.
And you're trying to make it completely murky just so you can get out of this
conversation that you have such a hard time with.
Just make something up.
That's all right.
Yeah.
Last week, done, period.
You don't have to explain it.
No one's going to ask you again.
They might say, oh, who?
And you'd be like, oh, I'll never tell.
Yeah, exactly.
That's it.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
But Whitney finally, finally somebody says it.
We say it all the time.
No one else says it on these fucking shows.
Whitney, we should just.
not play games anymore. You shouldn't.
It's a good point. Because it never works out.
It never. You guys did it.
You did what no other housewives franchise
could do. You had a game that went well.
Fuck Mary Kill the Husbands, which could have
gone horribly. And it went okay.
Honestly, that one should have gone horribly
and this one should have been fine. That's what I'm saying.
It makes no sense. Maybe that's what happened.
Maybe they thought that they could land another one. Like,
ooh, that one was pretty dicey, but
two for two. We got through it pretty good. Two for two. You want to try it again.
This one's a little easier.
But Angie ends the awkwardness by stepping in
saying, I'm going to take the heat off of you guys.
Let me just do this for you real quick.
Let me do you a favor.
Hey, Meredith, what the fuck?
And calls her out for all of the rumors and everything.
And this is where you, when Meredith gets caught in a lie,
it's so blaringly obvious because this whole group starts going in on her.
And it's led by Lisa and Angie.
If you pay attention to how she's responding,
I never said that.
I never made those claims.
I never said that she made those claims.
we know what you're doing.
You're implying that somebody else made those claims
because this is what you do.
You set it up and you walk away.
And Lisa finally calls it out at the table
in front of everybody.
Whitney calls it out at the table.
Everybody at the table
who has had the same experience with Meredith.
It's the same M.O.
Yep.
You're like, dare I say it,
Ted Bundy, you got an M.O.
You got a rap.
We know how you do things.
We'll do that.
Nope, God forbid, you can't do a metaphor.
But this is you.
It's got you written all over it.
And she just keeps trying to deflect with the semantics game.
And any time that Meredith is playing semantics, you know that Meredith is lying.
And I think that she is 100% behind the DMs.
I think she's 100% behind the legal documents.
And I think that she, for whatever reason, has taken it upon herself to try to oust Angie.
And I don't know why.
I have no idea why.
Like, there's got to be some sort of underlying factor that we're not privy to as to why Meredith has such a deep-seated hatred for Angie.
Or maybe she doesn't.
Maybe she just likes to play in people's lives like this.
Maybe that's what she likes to do on this show specifically.
I can't figure it out.
There's no motive here for me.
It seems exhausting.
It's got to be exhausting.
But you know what?
She's probably bored.
Sitting at home doing that podcast with Seth.
And then what else am I going to do?
All right, well, you know.
The Meredith Marks.
We've got some time off until we have to start filming again.
So let's just.
Oh, I mean, she does run like the Meredith Mark's business.
Like she has a lot of stuff that she does.
Like she's a business woman.
I'm not going to take that away.
So she sits at home and she's bored as hell because she's got other people that are
doing her businesses for her.
Perhaps.
Probably.
And this is what she decides to do with her time.
I don't get it.
It doesn't make any sense.
Nope.
Nobody's making any sense of it either.
Everybody's at least pointing it out and that's great.
But Meredith is just sitting there still calm.
She's not losing her shit.
She never does.
She's not freaking out.
Like even when she's being accused of something really bad, she never quite blows her top off.
No, but it's weird.
You would think that it would be like not proving her guilt, but instead I think the opposite.
Yeah.
That's the weird part.
guilty as shit right now she's smiling too smirking she's like i never said that yeah i never made
those claims it just i don't know but what it does give us is the first authentic moment with
angie as far as her going off on somebody this wasn't scripted this was off book and because of like
the 170 thousand dollars in taxes that are owed and like bankruptcy and all these other weird
claims that meredis files seem to say and she drops i fucking love this line when it hits and it landed
She goes, Google me.
Google me.
I'm worth millions of dollars.
I do millions of dollars of business every year.
Angie Kay, Mama Kay built this empire.
I was like, fuck yeah.
That's a good.
She just tore her apart.
That was a hell of a read from Angie that I did not expect.
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She's going to do it. I can't push the Don too far. I know that she's Greek mafia, but if I do a
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I know.
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And that's the funny part.
That's the ironic part is she's throwing all this shit out there that she started.
And now she's going to turn it on somebody else and act like you're the bad friend.
Like, you're a terrible person.
Well said.
But Lisa is determined to get to the bottom of it.
She says she's going to set her.
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If she runs Vita Tequila and it is as successful as it does seem to be, I guarantee you
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Yeah, that was one of the dumbest things that I've ever seen.
People questioning if she had a cybersecurity person makes me wonder if they even know
what a cybersecurity person is.
I don't know if they do because like to protect their business and all of their, everything
they do is online, your website, all of your orders.
Like, there's a ton of shift on line.
Your cybersecurity protects probably their entire company.
They're probably very good at their jobs.
And if they wanted to figure out where an Instagram DM came from, they could figure it out.
And also Heather saying that she has seven attorneys, like, yeah, she's got a big company.
That's not that many attorneys.
This all makes sense.
This is how business works, idiots.
You're going to fuck around and find out, Meredith.
But that's all I got.
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Nope.
I am good to go.
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